1 00:00:04,797 --> 00:00:06,632 Previously on Generation Q... 2 00:00:06,674 --> 00:00:09,469 Sophie Suarez, will you marry me? 3 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,471 -[Sophie] Yes. Yes. Yes. -[Alice] Why are you hanging out 4 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,056 -at a sports bar? -I bought it. 5 00:00:13,097 --> 00:00:14,557 And I'm gonna make it a gay bar again. 6 00:00:14,599 --> 00:00:16,017 Can I trust you to run this place? 7 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:17,685 You fucked my girlfriend, 8 00:00:17,727 --> 00:00:19,395 and you want to know if you can trust me? 9 00:00:19,437 --> 00:00:21,898 [Shane] I hope I can make it up to you one day. 10 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:23,232 You jeopardized the campaign. 11 00:00:23,274 --> 00:00:24,776 I'm painfully aware of that fact. 12 00:00:24,817 --> 00:00:26,360 Angie called me. 13 00:00:26,402 --> 00:00:27,737 Is there a part of you 14 00:00:27,779 --> 00:00:29,697 that still wants her? You can tell me. 15 00:00:29,739 --> 00:00:31,574 I want you and her. 16 00:00:31,616 --> 00:00:32,992 So, you're a throuple now? 17 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:34,577 [Finley] She's, like, a super cold hot lady. 18 00:00:34,619 --> 00:00:35,870 You know who else is hot? 19 00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:37,872 -Bette Porter. -[Dani] You can't deny 20 00:00:37,914 --> 00:00:39,582 that she's special. 21 00:00:39,624 --> 00:00:41,918 -I want you to talk to me. -I don't have anything to say! 22 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:43,086 Carrie asked me to marry her, 23 00:00:43,127 --> 00:00:45,296 -and I said yes. -Congratulations. 24 00:00:45,338 --> 00:00:47,256 Have you told that sweet boy 25 00:00:47,298 --> 00:00:49,592 that you love him yet? 'Cause he loves you, too. 26 00:00:49,634 --> 00:00:51,427 [Finley] You should've been there for her today. 27 00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:52,762 -She really needed you. -[Dani] She knows 28 00:00:52,804 --> 00:00:54,055 I'm fucking tapped out right now. 29 00:00:54,097 --> 00:00:55,598 I-I'm giving her all I've got. 30 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:56,974 [Bette] Are you sad about her getting married? 31 00:00:57,016 --> 00:00:58,101 Yeah. A part of me 32 00:00:58,142 --> 00:00:59,102 always hoped that you two 33 00:00:59,143 --> 00:00:59,852 would get back together. 34 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:01,104 Please, don't go. 35 00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:02,355 You have a really wonderful daughter, 36 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:04,190 and I love spending time with her. 37 00:01:04,232 --> 00:01:06,192 [newsman] Jeff Milner will be the next mayor. 38 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:07,735 What are those? Divorce papers. 39 00:01:07,777 --> 00:01:09,237 You're incapable of loving 40 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:11,114 anyone but your fucking self. 41 00:01:11,155 --> 00:01:12,448 -[Nat] You tried 42 00:01:12,490 --> 00:01:13,825 to make it work with my ex-wife 43 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:15,743 because you thought it would make me happy. 44 00:01:15,785 --> 00:01:16,953 -I love you. -Just me? 45 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:18,538 Just you. 46 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,289 -[Scott] You must be a new fan. -Yeah. I'm Micah. 47 00:01:20,331 --> 00:01:22,792 -I'm José's husband. -[Rodolfo] I'm afraid 48 00:01:22,834 --> 00:01:24,627 when things get hard, she's gonna leave you 49 00:01:24,669 --> 00:01:25,962 because, uh, that's what she knows. 50 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:27,255 Dad, we love each other. 51 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:29,257 -And we're good together. 52 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:31,092 -Are you gonna tell Dani? No. 53 00:01:31,134 --> 00:01:32,260 -It's never gonna happen again. -Let's get married. 54 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:33,469 You've always wanted to go to Hawaii. 55 00:01:33,511 --> 00:01:34,846 We can go tomorrow. 56 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:36,472 I'm going home. To Missouri. 57 00:01:36,514 --> 00:01:37,598 My flight's tonight. 58 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:38,933 You're my person. 59 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:41,644 You're, like, the best part of my day. 60 00:01:41,686 --> 00:01:43,271 I love the shit out of you. 61 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:44,647 I love you, too, man. 62 00:01:44,689 --> 00:01:46,983 I just want to be your wife. 63 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:48,609 But I'll always be here for you. 64 00:01:48,651 --> 00:01:50,778 upbeat pop music 65 00:01:50,820 --> 00:01:52,196 Welcome you to board 66 00:01:52,238 --> 00:01:54,323 our nonstop flight to Kansas City. 67 00:01:54,365 --> 00:01:56,993 Final boarding call for flight 1256 to Honolulu. 68 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:59,620 And I love you. 69 00:01:59,662 --> 00:02:01,956 I love you so much. 70 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:08,212 Help me, I don't know how to begin 71 00:02:10,214 --> 00:02:14,510 Never thought that I would let you in 72 00:02:14,552 --> 00:02:18,431 But you're the one I choose 73 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:21,184 I belong with you 74 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:23,352 So if you love me, let me know 75 00:02:23,394 --> 00:02:25,980 We don't have to fall so fast 76 00:02:26,022 --> 00:02:27,481 Take it slow 77 00:02:27,523 --> 00:02:29,901 Unless you want to hold me close 78 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:33,362 We can make a good thing last 79 00:02:33,404 --> 00:02:34,697 Don't let go 80 00:02:34,739 --> 00:02:36,532 You know perfect is impossible 81 00:02:36,574 --> 00:02:38,159 But you got me hoping 82 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:39,368 If the world is burning down 83 00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:42,997 You're the one I'm holding 84 00:02:43,039 --> 00:02:45,708 Don't let go 85 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:47,376 There you are. 86 00:02:47,418 --> 00:02:49,045 Hi. 87 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:51,214 -Oh, my God. Wow. 88 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:53,591 You look so beautiful. 89 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,386 Um, so do you. You look amazing. 90 00:02:57,428 --> 00:02:58,721 Come on. 91 00:02:58,763 --> 00:03:00,640 [Rodolfo] Well, first of all, I know I speak 92 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:03,351 for everyone in this room when I say that we are so happy 93 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:05,937 you didn't get married in Hawaii. 94 00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:07,438 -Because 95 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:10,066 we would hate to have missed this magic moment. 96 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:13,069 The more I know Sophie, 97 00:03:13,194 --> 00:03:15,738 -the more impressed I am... 98 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:18,574 ...by her generosity, her integrity. 99 00:03:20,076 --> 00:03:22,161 You all know how much I love mi hija. 100 00:03:22,328 --> 00:03:25,915 The most important thing to me is Dani's happiness. 101 00:03:25,957 --> 00:03:28,251 And I have to say... 102 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:30,544 I've never seen her happier than she is today. 103 00:03:32,463 --> 00:03:33,923 Sophie... 104 00:03:33,965 --> 00:03:36,175 -welcome into our family. 105 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:38,427 -Brindemos. Yay! 106 00:03:38,469 --> 00:03:39,929 To my daughter, Dani, 107 00:03:39,971 --> 00:03:42,640 and my new daughter, Sophie. 108 00:03:42,682 --> 00:03:46,102 May you find joy and happiness in one another forever. 109 00:03:47,645 --> 00:03:49,981 -Salud. -[all] Salud. 110 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:51,607 Cheers, baby. 111 00:03:51,649 --> 00:03:54,568 I could be fucking anything I want 112 00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:58,072 Yes, I'm driven, I use what I'm given 113 00:03:58,114 --> 00:04:00,908 And I'm feeling just a little obsessed 114 00:04:00,950 --> 00:04:02,576 I need to have 115 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:04,328 - A talk with myself 116 00:04:04,370 --> 00:04:07,415 I never listen when you say I can't 117 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:11,085 Oh, what, I got a good gut 118 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:13,296 Maybe you and I should have a talk 119 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:15,464 - Or not talk, never talk - Not talk 120 00:04:15,506 --> 00:04:17,049 - Never - 'Cause I'm high 121 00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:18,426 This it? 122 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:20,845 And I'm not coming down soon 123 00:04:22,847 --> 00:04:25,099 Hit the fast lane, smoke on the freeway... 124 00:04:25,141 --> 00:04:26,475 Hello. 125 00:04:26,517 --> 00:04:27,893 What's up? 126 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,812 How are you? I'm good. 127 00:04:29,854 --> 00:04:31,814 Eddie. 128 00:04:31,856 --> 00:04:33,482 Aw, shit. 129 00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:34,567 Shane, right? 130 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:35,818 Eddie. -Mm-hmm. 131 00:04:35,860 --> 00:04:37,320 -How you doing? I'm good. 132 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:38,821 We call you Wannabe Eddie around here. 133 00:04:38,863 --> 00:04:40,323 Oh, yeah? All right, I'll take it. 134 00:04:40,364 --> 00:04:42,158 -Yo, is Cujo hypoallergenic? -Oh, yeah. 135 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:43,826 -He's good. He's good. -All right, he better be. 136 00:04:43,868 --> 00:04:45,286 If I start sneezing, both of y'all can get the fuck out. 137 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:47,580 -Come on. -Come on, Mack. 138 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,999 Man, I been waiting a long time to meet you. 139 00:04:50,041 --> 00:04:51,667 -Is that so? -Yeah. 140 00:04:51,709 --> 00:04:53,377 I been hearing a lot about you. People keep saying 141 00:04:53,419 --> 00:04:54,670 we're the white and Black versions of each other. 142 00:04:54,712 --> 00:04:56,047 Oh, okay. So it's like looking in a mirror. 143 00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:57,340 Yeah, we'll see. 144 00:04:57,381 --> 00:04:59,342 -Since Tess 145 00:04:59,383 --> 00:05:00,926 works for both of us, I figured it'd be a good opportunity 146 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,386 to finally meet your ass. 147 00:05:02,428 --> 00:05:04,805 -All right. Yeah. Grab a seat. 148 00:05:04,847 --> 00:05:06,349 Well, I hope I don't disappoint. Thank you. 149 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:08,351 Yeah, we'll see. -How you doing? 150 00:05:08,392 --> 00:05:10,644 How you doing? How you doing? What's up? 151 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:13,481 -It's ten racks. -Yeah, yeah. 152 00:05:15,274 --> 00:05:16,484 We definitely gon' count it. 153 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:17,943 Well, I'll be insulted if you don't. 154 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:19,528 Uh-huh. 155 00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:20,821 Do me a favor and, uh, 156 00:05:20,863 --> 00:05:22,948 -just behave yourself. -I'll try. 157 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:25,034 A'ight, we good. 158 00:05:26,577 --> 00:05:27,870 Okay. 159 00:05:27,912 --> 00:05:30,623 Everyone knows why we're here. 160 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,375 It's no-limit Texas Hold'em. 161 00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:36,379 -How you doing? -I'm good. How are you? 162 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:38,589 Good, thank you. 163 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:40,716 What's your name? 164 00:05:40,758 --> 00:05:41,884 -Chloe. Chloe. 165 00:05:41,926 --> 00:05:44,678 Chloe, huh? -Chloe. 166 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,138 Chloe, Chloe. Hi, I'm Shane. 167 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:48,015 -Nice to meet you, Shane. -Nice to meet you. 168 00:05:48,057 --> 00:05:49,975 You let me know if you need anything else. 169 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,727 -All right, I will. -Thank you. 170 00:05:51,769 --> 00:05:53,396 You're welcome. 171 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:54,897 upbeat rock music 172 00:05:58,776 --> 00:06:00,236 173 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:01,278 -Love you! Bye! 174 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,405 Sorry about the waffles. 175 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:04,490 Have a good day at school! 176 00:06:06,826 --> 00:06:09,203 What is this person doing? 177 00:06:09,245 --> 00:06:10,704 What are you doing? Move up. 178 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:14,542 -Move up, you motherfucker! 179 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:17,086 Well, I'm glad you think I'm funny. 180 00:06:17,253 --> 00:06:19,380 Huh? N... Oh, no, no. I was just rereading 181 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:20,714 the draft I sent to the publisher. 182 00:06:20,756 --> 00:06:23,551 Oh, okay, yes. Laughing at your own joke. 183 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:27,096 -Yes. That makes more sense. -Do we still like the title 184 00:06:27,263 --> 00:06:28,681 "Lube, Boobs and Tubes" for the chapter 185 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,933 -on my ovarian cyst? Yeah? -Oh, yeah. 186 00:06:30,975 --> 00:06:33,185 -For sure. For sure. -Okay. 187 00:06:33,352 --> 00:06:34,770 And then when you're a best-selling author, 188 00:06:34,812 --> 00:06:36,439 you can have your own lube line. 189 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,773 -Wow. 190 00:06:37,815 --> 00:06:39,066 -I think we're... -Let's go! 191 00:06:39,108 --> 00:06:40,609 ...kind of getting ahead of ourselves 192 00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:41,944 with the lube, but yeah. 193 00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:44,947 Why isn't this line moving? 194 00:06:44,989 --> 00:06:47,241 'Cause that would just be too easy. 195 00:06:47,283 --> 00:06:50,035 Fucking hetero soccer mom. Go! 196 00:06:52,413 --> 00:06:54,457 You know what would be fun? 197 00:06:54,498 --> 00:06:56,625 What? 198 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,085 A real quickie. 199 00:06:58,127 --> 00:06:59,295 -Really? -Yeah. 200 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:01,338 -In the back? -Get back there. 201 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:03,466 -But the kids. -Who cares? 202 00:07:04,133 --> 00:07:05,509 Go, go, go. 203 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:07,553 Morning. 204 00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:09,638 -Hey, Gigi. Hi. 205 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,640 Wow. Happy to see 206 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:13,684 you're still super into public sex. 207 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,563 Wait, is she kidding? Have you always liked...? 208 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:18,772 What do you want? 209 00:07:20,733 --> 00:07:22,026 To get back together. 210 00:07:23,903 --> 00:07:25,196 -Oh. -I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 211 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:26,489 -I'm joking. 212 00:07:26,530 --> 00:07:27,656 Wow. 213 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:29,158 I'm dropping off Eli's class cupcakes. 214 00:07:29,325 --> 00:07:30,993 Do you want me to bring yours in, too? 215 00:07:31,035 --> 00:07:32,411 Oh, fuck me. 216 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:34,205 -You forgot. -Yeah. 217 00:07:34,246 --> 00:07:35,498 -I did. -Okay. 218 00:07:35,539 --> 00:07:36,999 -Oh. I... -Well, I'll just... 219 00:07:37,041 --> 00:07:38,834 I'll have his teacher cut these in half. 220 00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:40,503 You know what? I have gum. 221 00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:41,921 -Oh, nice. -I have almonds. 222 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:44,673 -I-- -Uh, I'm good. Thank you. 223 00:07:45,466 --> 00:07:46,842 I will let you guys... 224 00:07:46,884 --> 00:07:48,511 Just trying to help. 225 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:52,014 ...get back to your car sex. 226 00:07:52,056 --> 00:07:53,641 You know... 227 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:56,852 there's plenty of room back here. 228 00:07:56,894 --> 00:07:59,813 It can easily fit... 229 00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:00,981 three. 230 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:02,608 -Okay. -Wow. 231 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:03,776 -Not funny. -Yeah. 232 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:04,735 -Okay, well-- -Have a good day. 233 00:08:04,777 --> 00:08:07,029 Have a good day. 234 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:12,034 -She took two pieces. Two! -She winked at me. 235 00:08:12,076 --> 00:08:14,495 -She's a real menace. -What are we gonna do about her? 236 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:16,956 Put a chip in her ear so we know when she's close? 237 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,667 No, she needs a project. You know, something to focus on. 238 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,835 Or someone. 239 00:08:21,877 --> 00:08:23,796 -Yes. -She needs a girlfriend. 240 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,172 Yes. 241 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:26,840 Someone else's problem. 242 00:08:26,882 --> 00:08:29,510 -Yes! Okay, see? -Oh, my God. 243 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:32,012 This is why I love you. Because you have the best ideas. 244 00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:34,056 -I do. Thank you. -You really do. 245 00:08:35,641 --> 00:08:36,600 Of course I'm aware 246 00:08:36,642 --> 00:08:38,143 of what a huge platform it is 247 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:39,728 and what a life-changing opportunity it could be. 248 00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:42,481 I'm just still weighing my options. 249 00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:43,816 -Hello. -Where's Carrie? 250 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,317 -She's coming. -Okay. 251 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:47,069 She's just parking. 252 00:08:47,111 --> 00:08:49,530 Well, as I... as I said, 253 00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:52,074 I haven't made my final decision yet. 254 00:08:52,116 --> 00:08:54,827 Well, there are other things that we would need to discuss. 255 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,745 This afternoon? 256 00:08:56,787 --> 00:08:58,872 Uh, yes, I think I could come in this afternoon. 257 00:08:58,914 --> 00:09:01,750 You know, wh-why don't I send you a-a text 258 00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:03,168 with some possible times. 259 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:06,589 All right. Yeah. And you can just get back to me. 260 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:08,924 All right, terrific. Till then. Bye-bye. 261 00:09:08,966 --> 00:09:10,509 -I'm so sorry about that. -Please, 262 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:11,969 -don't apologize. 263 00:09:12,011 --> 00:09:13,846 -Oh, Bette. -Hi, honey. 264 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,639 -Carrie, hi. -I'm so sorry. 265 00:09:15,681 --> 00:09:18,183 I nicked your mailbox on the way up the driveway. 266 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:19,893 Honey, it's not that bad. 267 00:09:19,935 --> 00:09:21,186 Listen, if you got some paint, 268 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:22,605 I could touch it up for you, no problem. 269 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:24,064 -Oh, no. That's okay. -I'm so sorry. 270 00:09:24,106 --> 00:09:25,065 See? It's fine. -I really am. 271 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:26,567 Man, that hill is a bitch. 272 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:27,901 273 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:29,445 It can be. You didn't need to bring anything. 274 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:31,905 -I made a frittata. Oh, how nice. 275 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:34,908 I had a Groupon for this little Vietnamese bakery 276 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:37,369 -down the street. Yeah. Oh. Groupon. 277 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:38,746 -Yeah. -Got a lot of stuff. 278 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:40,623 I have no idea what any of it is. 279 00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:42,416 Okay. -Do you have a cutting board? 280 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:45,502 -Uh, yes, sure. -Great. 281 00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:48,255 Whoever was on the phone sounded pretty aggressive. 282 00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:50,549 Ugh. Isaac Zakarian. 283 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:53,719 Wants me to join his gallery as managing director. 284 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,763 -You're kidding. -Who's that? 285 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:58,724 He's an international megadealer. 286 00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:00,809 I mean, pretty much the biggest in the world, right? 287 00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:01,977 That he is. 288 00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:03,479 Wow. Bette used to refer 289 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,147 to him as the Armenian devil. 290 00:10:05,189 --> 00:10:07,650 Oh, isn't that a little bit racist? 291 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:09,485 Uh, I don't think I ever said that. 292 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:10,986 Yeah, well, that's the kind of thing 293 00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:12,488 that could've cost you the election, you know? 294 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,239 Yeah, but I never said it, so... 295 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,324 I mean, that must've been horrible for you, 296 00:10:15,366 --> 00:10:16,742 losing like that. 297 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,911 I mean, what that must've been like for you, 298 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,038 -I can't even imagine. Right? 299 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,164 What, honey? 300 00:10:22,206 --> 00:10:24,124 No, I just... Since Hillary lost, 301 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:25,834 you know, it's all I think about. 302 00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:27,670 These women losing elections. It's not right. 303 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,338 Well, nobody likes losing. 304 00:10:29,380 --> 00:10:31,674 Actually, I'm a pretty good loser. 305 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:34,176 You know, public defender and all. 306 00:10:34,218 --> 00:10:37,137 I give it my best, and then I move on. 307 00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:39,431 Do you have a better knife? This one's kind of dull. 308 00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:41,183 Sure. -Um, does Angie know we're here? 309 00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:43,185 Uh, I told her. 310 00:10:43,227 --> 00:10:44,687 Hey, Angie? 311 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:46,647 I think, you know, you guys should start, so... 312 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:48,190 Be easier for Angie. 313 00:10:48,232 --> 00:10:50,317 Yeah, easier for Angie or easier for you? 314 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:52,194 Hey. Hey, honey. 315 00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:53,529 Hi. There you are. 316 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,197 -Hi. -Good to see you. 317 00:10:55,239 --> 00:10:56,907 -It's good to see you, too. Hi. Hi, sweetie. 318 00:10:56,949 --> 00:10:58,325 Good to see you. 319 00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:03,288 Did someone die? 320 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:04,665 -No. 321 00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:06,709 I told you she was gonna think that. 322 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,377 -I know. She said it. -I said it word for word. 323 00:11:08,419 --> 00:11:10,129 -You said it. -No, everything is fine. 324 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,714 Yeah. 325 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:13,048 We just want to talk to you about our wedding. 326 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:16,218 Yeah. We're thinking of doing it kind of soon. 327 00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:18,137 Okay. 328 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,389 Is that a doughnut or...? 329 00:11:20,431 --> 00:11:21,890 Kind of. But there's meat in the middle. 330 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,726 -I made your favorite frittata 331 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:25,352 -if you want it. -Great. Awesome. 332 00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:27,062 I'll have both. 333 00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:29,940 So, we're... We're thinking about doing it this summer 334 00:11:29,982 --> 00:11:31,734 in Palm Springs. 335 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:33,193 Yep. -Mm. 336 00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:35,070 And we're gonna have a chicken and waffle truck 337 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:37,030 at the end of the night, so all your friends can come. 338 00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:38,907 Anyone you want. 339 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,784 Mm-hmm. 340 00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:44,037 You okay? -Yeah. 341 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:45,873 Yeah, I'm... 342 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,499 -Okay. Good. 343 00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:49,209 -Look. I knew she'd be excited. -Okay. 344 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:50,294 Right? 345 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,087 It's a lot, I know. It's just... 346 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:54,423 It's not too soon, just, 347 00:11:54,465 --> 00:11:56,550 um, that you're the first to know. 348 00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:58,051 -Yeah. -Yeah. 349 00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,970 They-they wanted to tell you all together. 350 00:12:00,012 --> 00:12:01,889 Right. Your moms and me, like the Three Amigos. 351 00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:05,768 You don't have to take it all in at once. 352 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,519 No. No, no, no. No, that's not it. 353 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,772 Um, you know... 354 00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:11,857 it's just weird that I'm gonna... 355 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:14,443 meet Carrie's family before I know anything 356 00:12:14,485 --> 00:12:16,528 about this other, like... 357 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,113 big part of me. 358 00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:20,783 -What part of you? -What do you mean, sweetie? 359 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:22,701 Um... 360 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:25,454 you know, uh, my donor. 361 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,584 I thought you said it was a friend of yours. 362 00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:31,794 He wasn't a friend. 363 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,295 He was just someone that I knew, 364 00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:35,088 and we had an agreement that he would remain anonymous 365 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:36,298 -until Angie turned 18. -He was an artist 366 00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:37,966 that Bette knew and... Yeah. 367 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:39,635 You knew that. -Yeah, I-I know, I know. 368 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,471 Um... but I still want to know more about who I am. 369 00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:44,139 Of course, of course. 370 00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:46,141 But, you know, if you still feel that way... 371 00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:48,310 -When you're 18. -...when you turn 18, right, 372 00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:49,645 then we wouldn't stop you. 373 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,897 But, um, you're not 18 yet. 374 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:55,567 It's just one more year. 375 00:12:57,528 --> 00:13:00,280 You know, Angie, I did one of those DNA tests 376 00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:02,115 where they swab your mouth and you send it away 377 00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:04,243 and they tell you all about your ancestry, you know? 378 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,036 Yeah. -Turns out 379 00:13:06,078 --> 00:13:08,330 I'm a hundred percent Irish, which was not a shock. 380 00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:12,000 But I, uh, I found a whole lot of cousins down in Florida. 381 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,752 All of them were-were so kind to me. 382 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:15,420 One of them owns a Jet Ski store. 383 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,964 -Yeah. -Right? 384 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,841 And he had every famous person in Florida there 385 00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:20,509 in the store-- even had Obama. 386 00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:21,844 -He has a picture like this 387 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:22,928 with his arm around Obama. 388 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,805 Yeah? -Who I heard 389 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,598 is ten percent Irish, which means we could be cousins. 390 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,016 Think about that. 391 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:30,519 That's-that's... that's cool. Can I do that? 392 00:13:30,561 --> 00:13:32,271 -Um... -Um... 393 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,605 well... 394 00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:34,773 N-No. 395 00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:38,193 You know what, sweetie? Why don't you let 396 00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:40,571 me and your mom-- we'll talk about it after we eat. 397 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,155 -Yeah, sure. -Let's just talk about it. 398 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,866 Sure. It's not a big deal either way. 399 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:46,952 Just, you know, um... 400 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,872 -Look at this. -Yeah. 401 00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:52,040 Look, it's cut so nicely. 402 00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:54,001 -It's so doughy. -So doughy. 403 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,043 Did she make them? 404 00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:57,212 -It's impressive. -Well, no, actually. 405 00:13:57,254 --> 00:13:59,882 She-she had a Groupon. 406 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:02,301 -Mm. Who knew? -Yeah. 407 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,346 All right. 408 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,181 slow, contemplative music 409 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,910 Hey, babe, what do you want for break... 410 00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:30,537 Oh, no, no, no, no. Where's Micah? 411 00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:32,581 He's supposed to be helping you with all this. 412 00:14:32,623 --> 00:14:35,250 He went to the gym. He said he'd be right back, 413 00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:36,585 -but it's been a minute. -Mm. 414 00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:38,170 Do you think my dad can just sit at a table 415 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,255 -in the corner by himself? -Whatever, Nùñez. 416 00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:42,215 It's gonna be perfect. 417 00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:45,344 'Cause after, we're gonna go to your family's house in Ojai... 418 00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:49,056 ...oh, and be naked all day. 419 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,641 Maybe we should just run away now. 420 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,434 No, no, no, no, no. 421 00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:54,436 No, I want to make these people cry. 422 00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:56,396 -So don't fuck it up. 423 00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:57,731 Oh. 424 00:14:57,773 --> 00:14:59,608 gentle music 425 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:07,950 426 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,243 Oh, shit. Uh, I got to... I got to run. 427 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:11,912 Uh, Dani needs me. 428 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,288 She thinks I'm at the gym. 429 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:17,250 Did you hear me? I got to go. 430 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:20,170 What'd you say? -I said I got to run. 431 00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:24,132 When am I gonna see you again? 432 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,968 I don't know. 433 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,552 Okay. 434 00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:31,306 I wish I could come to the wedding with you. 435 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:33,684 You're gonna look so fine in that suit, too. 436 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:36,645 Oh, I wish... I wish you could, too. 437 00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:38,981 I mean... I mean, you can. 438 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:41,984 -But you can't, so... -I know. 439 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:44,152 I'm gonna leave him soon. It's just, it takes time 440 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:47,155 to get out of a marriage, you know? It's complicated. 441 00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:49,408 Yeah. Yeah, it just, uh, 442 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,451 it just feels like it's gotten more complicated 443 00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:53,120 since you moved back in with him. 444 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:56,665 He's my husband. I had to give him a real chance. 445 00:15:57,541 --> 00:15:58,959 I got to go. 446 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,722 -Great show, everybody! 447 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,682 -Good night! Thank you so much! 448 00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:16,643 Thank you! Thank you! 449 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:21,314 -What a fantastic audience. Good job, good job. 450 00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:22,691 Oh, my God, what a good show. 451 00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:24,109 Oh, Margaret Cho's agents keep calling. 452 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,652 -Okay. -She wants to be on the show. 453 00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:26,987 I'm working on it. 454 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:27,946 Great. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 455 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,322 -Oh, my God! -What? 456 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,324 -You're getting married. Oh, God, 457 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:34,036 -you've got to stop doing that. -I... I like fucking with you. 458 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,329 Here you go. -Thanks. 459 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,623 Oh, your hair. You look amazing. I love the color. 460 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,667 Thanks. Well, this focus group couldn't tell the difference 461 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,044 between me and Betty White, so... 462 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,795 I thought I should make a change. 463 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,005 Right. -And I did. 464 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:46,715 Did you need to see me, or...? 465 00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:48,717 Yes. So, between the book and the show, 466 00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:50,010 -I'm swamped. -Right. 467 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,219 And the network wants me to do 468 00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:52,804 a new segment on the show this season. 469 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:54,973 -Okay, how can I help? -So they want kind of a... 470 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,976 Oh. Like a Carpool Karaoke but with more gravitas. 471 00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,394 So, like, Carpool Karaoke meets... 472 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,313 -Intervention? -No. Like... 473 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,066 uh, like, Ellen's teacher giveaways meets, 474 00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:07,527 like, Oprah 2.0 meets the viral nature of Carpool Karaoke? 475 00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:11,531 Hi. Can we get two coffees but the way we like them? 476 00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,325 -Sure. -Thanks. 477 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,203 So uplifting but not silly, and interesting enough 478 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,038 for people to watch and share, right? 479 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,123 Right. But through the "Alice" lens. 480 00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:22,417 Okay. I didn't think I had to say "queer." 481 00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,252 Well, I don't think we can explicitly, but... 482 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:25,962 Right. I won't tell if you won't. 483 00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,297 So, I was gonna hire 484 00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:29,216 a new senior-level producer to do this. 485 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:33,428 But, before I do that, I would like to offer you the job. 486 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,222 What? For real? 487 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,807 Well, between your documentary background 488 00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,350 and everything you've learned since you came 489 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,352 to work on the show, I think you could do it. 490 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,770 I mean, it would be a fuck-ton of work, 491 00:17:41,812 --> 00:17:44,106 -but... I mean, I-I'm just-- 492 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,565 I'm so flattered. 493 00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:49,277 Well, think it over. You know, it's a big decision. 494 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:51,404 -Long hours, shitty pay. -All right. 495 00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:53,448 -Yeah. Think about it. -Don't oversell it. 496 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,367 Okay? Let me know. 497 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,536 And until then... 498 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,204 your suit. 499 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,789 Tailored by the best in the biz. 500 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:04,251 Oh, wow! Thank you so much again. 501 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:06,211 Wardrobe department did not need to do this. 502 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,796 -But I'm so glad you did. -Well... 503 00:18:07,963 --> 00:18:09,589 Yeah, you're getting married. It's a big deal. 504 00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:11,174 -Here you go. -Thank you. 505 00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,135 Thanks. 506 00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,640 -Oh, my God. That's awful. 507 00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,100 508 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,601 I miss Finley. 509 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:23,687 -Don't you miss Finley? -Mm. 510 00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:25,772 I just feel a little lost without her. 511 00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:28,942 Like, she always anticipated my needs, you know? 512 00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:31,361 She used to do this thing. 513 00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:33,446 Before I went onstage, she'd be like, "Eye of the tiger, baby," 514 00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:35,866 with finger guns and stuff. I loved it. 515 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:38,160 She'd sing it if I was having a really bad day. 516 00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:40,162 -Yeah, that sounds like Finley. -Yeah, she'd be like... 517 00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:42,164 Eye of the ti... Well, you know how it goes. 518 00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:43,331 You don't think she's coming back? 519 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:44,791 There's not a chance or anything? 520 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,835 Yeah, no. She's not coming back. 521 00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:48,837 She's staying in Kansas City, forever. 522 00:18:48,879 --> 00:18:51,506 Well, I'm gonna have to switch to tea if that's the case. 523 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:52,924 Uh, I'm-a get back to work. 524 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,384 Okay. 525 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,097 Would you like another coffee? 526 00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:00,682 Oh, gosh. You know, I just finished 527 00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:02,350 that delicious one you made me last. 528 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,811 Um, but can you get me Sarah Finley on the phone? 529 00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:06,396 Yeah. For sure. 530 00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:08,273 Thanks. 531 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:11,276 Yesterday. 532 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,278 You've got to do it. I'll do it, too. 533 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,654 I mean, maybe I have a famous cousin out there or something. 534 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:17,699 -There's no way B will let me. -Why not? 535 00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:20,452 -'Cause it was Carrie's idea. -Mm, just don't tell her. 536 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,662 I'll take you to Target and get you a kit, like, right now. 537 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,539 Are you kidding? 538 00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:25,916 -Sorry. 539 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:28,168 If she found out that I went behind her back, 540 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,337 she would just be so upset. 541 00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:34,174 Well, maybe just ask her again, give her some time. 542 00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,467 No, she doesn't need time. 543 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,719 -She needs a mood stabilizer. -Jesus. 544 00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:39,512 Carrie was just being Carrie, 545 00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:40,931 and my mom was so annoyed. 546 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,724 Do you think she's, like, jealous? 547 00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:44,768 I don't think she's jealous. 548 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:48,521 I think the idea of adding Carrie into the family is scary. 549 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:49,522 Hmm. 550 00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:51,399 But... whatever. 551 00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:52,817 B was not happy. 552 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,486 That sucks, Angie. 553 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,654 Yeah. 554 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,656 Carrie's, like, kind of the best. 555 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,324 -She kind of is. 556 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,243 No one agrees with me on this! 557 00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:03,078 Hi, hello, pick up the phone 558 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,163 Yes, it's me, CEO 559 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:07,415 Need a vacay, take a PTO... 560 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:08,583 So they came over-- Mm-hmm. 561 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,168 They came over, 562 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:12,170 and, um, she ran into my mailbox. 563 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,255 -No. -Why? Okay. 564 00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:14,839 Carrie is the fucking worst. 565 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,883 Just, like, just everything is a fucking joke to her. 566 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:18,385 -Ugh, I'm sorry, Bette. -Mm. You know 567 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:19,594 -what she needs to realize? -Thank you. 568 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:20,929 That she's at the bottom row 569 00:20:20,971 --> 00:20:22,264 -of the parenting pyramid, 570 00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:23,265 -like I am. It's just-- -Exactly. 571 00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,267 -You know? -Exactly. Ooh. 572 00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:27,769 I'm sorry. I'm getting bombarded with job offers. Thank you. 573 00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:29,604 Well, that's because you're the best and everybody knows it. 574 00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:32,774 Thank you. I just don't know why it annoys me so much. 575 00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:34,276 Oh. I do. 576 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:35,944 I think it's because their togetherness 577 00:20:35,986 --> 00:20:37,946 just highlights the fact that I'm alone. 578 00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:39,948 I mean, Tina has Carrie, and she makes her laugh. 579 00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:41,950 She's all jokey. And I have-- Oh, yeah, 580 00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:43,576 that's right. I have no one. I'm gonna die alone. 581 00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:45,578 -Mm, come on. Come on. -No, you're not. No, no. 582 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,414 You know why I know that's not gonna happen? 583 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,291 -Because you always have Angie. 584 00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:50,667 Yeah. You two could be like 585 00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:51,918 -the Grey Gardens... -What's wrong with that? 586 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,003 ...of this generation. 587 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,129 -That's so messed up. -But, I mean, 588 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:55,630 in a much better house. 589 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:56,798 -Less raccoons, obviously. -Cleaner, for sure. 590 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,216 -Yeah. -But, really, 591 00:20:58,341 --> 00:20:59,718 what is the likelihood that I'm gonna be able 592 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,970 to find someone who meets all of my criteria 593 00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:03,471 and fits into my life with Angie? 594 00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:05,432 Criteria? Jesus. 595 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:06,433 Yeah, criteria. 596 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:07,726 Actually, I am kind of curious. 597 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:08,810 -What's your criteria? -Mm-hmm. 598 00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:10,228 Um, well, 599 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,147 she'd have to have kids of her own. 600 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:13,815 Mm-hmm. -Ideally. 601 00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:16,568 And, um, not be married or straight. 602 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,278 And have a job. 603 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:18,987 Obviously. 604 00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:20,488 No, not a job. 605 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,490 A career. She'd have to have a career. 606 00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:24,492 Needs to be as passionate about her work 607 00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:26,286 as I am about mine. 608 00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:27,495 -No way. -Are you sure about that? 609 00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:29,122 -Yeah. -No. 610 00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:31,333 No, you've always kind of wanted more of, like, 611 00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:32,834 a wifey wife-wife kind of type. 612 00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:34,878 -Mm-mm! No. Uh-huh. 613 00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,504 Yeah. -It's okay. 614 00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:37,714 You just want somebody to deal with the stuff 615 00:21:37,756 --> 00:21:39,341 you can't be bothered with. 616 00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:41,343 Who cares? 617 00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:44,387 -Oh, my God. -You all right? 618 00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:46,222 -What? Are you okay? -What's wrong? Are you choking? 619 00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:47,974 I have the perfect person for you. 620 00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,517 -Really? -Oh, God. Please, don't let her 621 00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:51,353 set you up. That's how I spent my 30th birthday 622 00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:54,147 with eight hippies in a fucking yurt. 623 00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:55,398 Okay. You loved it. 624 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,025 -Listen to me. -No, I didn't. What? 625 00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:58,902 Shane, if she finds someone by tomorrow, 626 00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:01,488 you don't have to be her date at Dani and Sophie's wedding. 627 00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:05,492 I mean, you could give it a chance, right? 628 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,494 I mean, you never know where love's gonna turn up. 629 00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:09,371 It's all around you. -It's everywhere. 630 00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:11,539 upbeat, rhythmic music 631 00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:17,379 [Bette] Back in the day, whenever somebody left 632 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:19,381 a museum job to become an art dealer, 633 00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:22,133 we used to say, "They've gone over to the dark side." 634 00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:25,720 That's a little overly simplistic, don't you think? 635 00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:28,014 Maybe. A little. 636 00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:29,557 So, Bette... 637 00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:32,310 what you were doing at CAC almost 20 years ago, 638 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:35,230 combining art and social activism, 639 00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:37,857 nobody was doing that back then. 640 00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:41,236 I assume you still care about those issues you championed? 641 00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:44,030 I don't know if you were paying attention, but I ran for mayor. 642 00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:46,699 -And I voted for you. Bullshit, Zakarian. 643 00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:49,744 All right, look, you can go back to being a museum director. 644 00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:52,705 I know you've had a lot of offers. 645 00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:55,917 And you could mount a show every couple of years 646 00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:58,211 that moves the needle incrementally 647 00:22:58,253 --> 00:23:00,422 for artists of color. 648 00:23:00,463 --> 00:23:04,050 Or you could join the biggest art house in the world 649 00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:07,429 and represent dozens of marginalized artists 650 00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:10,682 and pay off your campaign debt the first year of your contract. 651 00:23:11,641 --> 00:23:13,601 Hmm. 652 00:23:13,643 --> 00:23:15,895 You know, I could be a little irritated that, 653 00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:19,524 in your myopic vision, you've somehow associated me solely 654 00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:21,609 with BIPOC artists, when, in fact, 655 00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:24,112 I've worked with pretty much every major artist 656 00:23:24,154 --> 00:23:25,447 of the last two decades. 657 00:23:25,488 --> 00:23:27,740 But, instead, I will simply point out 658 00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:31,077 that you represent exactly three artists of color. 659 00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:33,288 Which is another reason I need you. 660 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:36,082 I mean, those marginalized artists are suddenly 661 00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:38,585 the hottest commodity in the art world. 662 00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:42,672 And I find, for the first time in my career, that, uh, 663 00:23:42,714 --> 00:23:44,632 I'm behind the curve. 664 00:23:44,674 --> 00:23:47,469 So I will meet your salary demands. 665 00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:49,762 Wait. You're not gonna... 666 00:23:49,804 --> 00:23:52,474 You're not gonna insult me with a lowball offer? 667 00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:55,852 Plus, 668 00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:59,814 a signing bonus for all your BIPOC artists. 669 00:23:59,856 --> 00:24:01,608 No. 670 00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:04,652 Signing bonuses for all artists I add to the roster. 671 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,947 Of course. 672 00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:11,701 Plus ten percent of sales. 673 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,832 All right. We have a deal. 674 00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:19,751 -Ah. Wonderful. -All right. 675 00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:23,004 Mr. Zakarian, I've got Daniel Katz from the CAC on the line. 676 00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:24,506 Excellent. 677 00:24:24,547 --> 00:24:26,508 -Well, tell him I said hello. -Yes, I will. 678 00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:30,053 Oh, uh, your office is straight ahead. 679 00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:32,680 Make yourself comfortable. 680 00:24:32,722 --> 00:24:34,516 contemplative music 681 00:24:47,862 --> 00:24:49,822 Asshole. 682 00:24:54,577 --> 00:24:56,704 Oh, Carl. 683 00:24:56,746 --> 00:24:58,206 No, you're too much. 684 00:24:58,248 --> 00:24:59,666 It was-- 685 00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:01,626 No, I put it in the second, uh, chapter 686 00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:03,836 'cause I did pee my pants, really. 687 00:25:03,878 --> 00:25:04,796 I-I know. 688 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:06,214 And my parents... I know. 689 00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:08,675 Yeah, I've been working on it for months. 690 00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:10,593 Oh. Hilarious? 691 00:25:10,635 --> 00:25:12,262 It's the book publisher. They love the book. 692 00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:13,972 Oh, my God. 693 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:17,016 Really? Oh, you want to move up the publishing date? 694 00:25:17,058 --> 00:25:18,434 Okay. 695 00:25:18,476 --> 00:25:19,894 That sounds fantastic. 696 00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:21,062 -Yeah. 697 00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:23,189 All right. Okay. 698 00:25:23,231 --> 00:25:24,899 Okay. Love to the wife. 699 00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:26,568 -Bye-bye. Ah. 700 00:25:26,609 --> 00:25:28,236 Oh, my God. Holy shit! Alice! 701 00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:30,029 -Yes. They love the book. -[gasps] They love the book 702 00:25:30,071 --> 00:25:31,322 They love the book 703 00:25:31,364 --> 00:25:32,574 They love my book 704 00:25:32,615 --> 00:25:34,158 They love my... Sorry. 705 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,244 Um, yeah, they're gonna send their best editor 706 00:25:36,286 --> 00:25:38,204 -to help me get it done in time. -Wow. 707 00:25:38,246 --> 00:25:39,747 Well, do they want a lot of changes or something? 708 00:25:39,789 --> 00:25:41,833 No, no, no, no. They just want to make, 709 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:43,251 like, a last pass before it goes to print, you know? 710 00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:44,877 I can't wait to buy my copy. 711 00:25:44,919 --> 00:25:46,754 Oh, more good news. I spoke to Finley. 712 00:25:46,796 --> 00:25:48,423 She said if I needed her, she'd come back. 713 00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:50,758 What? No, she's supposed to stay in Kansas City. 714 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,802 No, I know, but I said we both missed her, and she'd-- 715 00:25:52,844 --> 00:25:55,555 Wait, you did what?! 716 00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:57,098 I just, uh, well, I... 717 00:25:57,140 --> 00:25:59,267 -Um, no, no, no. 718 00:25:59,309 --> 00:26:01,102 You just... you got to tell her that she can't come back. 719 00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:02,729 She cannot come back here. 720 00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:04,147 Okay, what's going on? 721 00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:06,482 -Everyone's looking at us. -Um... 722 00:26:06,524 --> 00:26:08,776 Um, all right, just come on. 723 00:26:17,118 --> 00:26:18,995 Um... 724 00:26:19,037 --> 00:26:21,914 -So, um... -Yeah. So... 725 00:26:21,956 --> 00:26:24,751 Finley, uh, and I-- 726 00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:28,087 we, um... you know. 727 00:26:28,129 --> 00:26:29,631 We, um, uh... 728 00:26:29,672 --> 00:26:30,923 Oh. Did it? 729 00:26:30,965 --> 00:26:32,967 Yeah. 730 00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:35,887 When-when did you... when did you guys...? 731 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:39,140 Just, uh, when we wrapped last season. 732 00:26:39,182 --> 00:26:41,809 -Oh. Fuck. 733 00:26:41,851 --> 00:26:43,269 Yeah, in the green room. 734 00:26:43,311 --> 00:26:45,980 Oh. I nap on that couch. 735 00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:47,649 I mean, it was... 736 00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:50,151 Look, it was a... it was a one-time thing. 737 00:26:50,193 --> 00:26:53,321 -Mm-hmm. -And it didn't mean anything. 738 00:26:53,363 --> 00:26:55,823 And, I mean, it was... 739 00:26:55,865 --> 00:26:57,325 it was fucking amazing. 740 00:26:57,367 --> 00:26:58,660 Well, I don't need the... 741 00:26:58,701 --> 00:27:00,119 -details. -But she's gone and it's done. 742 00:27:00,161 --> 00:27:01,496 -Okay. -And Dani doesn't know. 743 00:27:01,579 --> 00:27:03,706 And now I think that I should've told her. 744 00:27:03,748 --> 00:27:05,458 Well, do you think that I should tell her? 745 00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:08,336 Um... 746 00:27:08,503 --> 00:27:12,340 I... uh, I would leave it in the past, 747 00:27:12,507 --> 00:27:14,592 and I would just focus on the future. 748 00:27:14,634 --> 00:27:16,552 -Right. Right, right, right. -Yeah. 749 00:27:16,594 --> 00:27:17,970 -Yeah. 750 00:27:18,012 --> 00:27:19,806 No. No, I can't do that. 751 00:27:19,847 --> 00:27:23,101 I can't marry her and-and not tell her. 752 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:24,811 -Oh. -Well, I'm just gonna go 753 00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:26,688 to our wedding rehearsal dinner, I'm just gonna tell her. 754 00:27:26,729 --> 00:27:29,065 Okay, so opposite of what I just said. 755 00:27:29,107 --> 00:27:30,817 Yeah. 756 00:27:30,858 --> 00:27:32,026 bright music 757 00:27:32,068 --> 00:27:33,861 Hi. Oh, thank you. 758 00:27:49,919 --> 00:27:51,963 There you are. 759 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:53,047 Hey. I'm sorry that 760 00:27:53,089 --> 00:27:54,382 -I'm late. -Hey. 761 00:27:54,424 --> 00:27:57,885 Wow. You look so beautiful. 762 00:27:57,927 --> 00:28:00,221 Um, so do you. 763 00:28:00,263 --> 00:28:01,848 You look amazing. 764 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,728 -Shall we? -Yeah. 765 00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:08,438 Come on. 766 00:28:08,479 --> 00:28:10,565 Can you believe we're getting married tomorrow? 767 00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:12,233 Oh, here comes the bride. 768 00:28:12,275 --> 00:28:14,193 -Need to talk to you. 769 00:28:14,235 --> 00:28:16,237 Uh, yeah, just give me a minute. 770 00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:21,200 771 00:28:24,245 --> 00:28:25,455 Ay, mi cariño. 772 00:28:25,496 --> 00:28:27,915 Come here. Come here. 773 00:28:27,957 --> 00:28:29,375 -Please. 774 00:28:29,417 --> 00:28:32,128 Well, first of all, I know I speak 775 00:28:32,170 --> 00:28:33,880 for everyone in this room when I say 776 00:28:33,921 --> 00:28:36,716 that we are so happy you didn't get married in Hawaii. 777 00:28:40,261 --> 00:28:43,097 Getting married. 778 00:28:43,139 --> 00:28:44,766 You're getting married. 779 00:28:44,807 --> 00:28:46,434 Sophie, I want to welcome you 780 00:28:46,476 --> 00:28:47,769 into our family. 781 00:28:47,810 --> 00:28:50,855 -Salud. -[all] Salud. 782 00:28:55,276 --> 00:28:57,111 This feels too good. 783 00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:01,574 I'll be right back. 784 00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:14,670 -You told him? -I'm sorry. 785 00:29:14,712 --> 00:29:16,088 Cheating is a deal-breaker for Dani. 786 00:29:16,130 --> 00:29:17,507 You know this. I know this. 787 00:29:17,548 --> 00:29:18,925 You have to tell her. 788 00:29:18,966 --> 00:29:20,468 I want to, but-- 789 00:29:20,510 --> 00:29:22,178 But-but what? If you love her, then I-I think you have to-- 790 00:29:22,220 --> 00:29:23,721 You know I love her. You know that. 791 00:29:23,763 --> 00:29:24,764 You have to tell her. 792 00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:26,057 I-I will. -When? 793 00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:27,767 Uh, I-I don't know. 794 00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:30,102 I-I... I-I think you got to do it before the wedding. 795 00:29:30,144 --> 00:29:32,772 Yes, okay? Yes, I promise. 796 00:29:32,814 --> 00:29:35,274 I promise you that I will tell her. 797 00:29:35,316 --> 00:29:37,151 -All right? -Okay. Okay, I'm sorry. 798 00:29:37,193 --> 00:29:38,528 Tell me what? 799 00:29:47,036 --> 00:29:49,372 Tell me what? 800 00:29:54,210 --> 00:29:56,337 Um... 801 00:29:57,338 --> 00:29:59,674 -Is it the place? 802 00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:01,634 Is it the place? Is it too formal? 803 00:30:01,676 --> 00:30:03,177 No. No, it's fine. 804 00:30:03,219 --> 00:30:05,513 No, no, no, it's not. It's not. 805 00:30:05,555 --> 00:30:07,306 Really, it's fine. 806 00:30:07,348 --> 00:30:09,517 -Let me make it up to you. -What? You don't have to do... 807 00:30:09,559 --> 00:30:11,644 You don't have to make up anything. It's fine. 808 00:30:11,686 --> 00:30:12,812 Do you want to go out tonight? 809 00:30:12,854 --> 00:30:16,023 -What-what do you mean? -Like... 810 00:30:16,065 --> 00:30:19,360 Like, we could throw our own bachelorette party or something. 811 00:30:19,402 --> 00:30:21,195 Just you and me? 812 00:30:21,237 --> 00:30:22,989 Yeah. 813 00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:25,867 Yeah, we can... we can, uh... we can get shit-faced, 814 00:30:25,908 --> 00:30:28,744 and we can dance a little bit. 815 00:30:28,786 --> 00:30:30,913 We can fuck in a bathroom stall 816 00:30:30,955 --> 00:30:32,331 -like we did when we first met. No. 817 00:30:32,373 --> 00:30:34,876 -Shh. Wow. -No one's listening. 818 00:30:34,917 --> 00:30:37,211 Um... 819 00:30:37,253 --> 00:30:39,380 -Yeah. -Yeah? 820 00:30:39,422 --> 00:30:40,882 Yeah. Yeah, I'd love that. 821 00:30:40,923 --> 00:30:44,677 -Yes. Okay. -Okay. Mwah. 822 00:30:44,719 --> 00:30:45,887 Come on. 823 00:30:45,928 --> 00:30:48,347 slow, dramatic music 824 00:31:13,706 --> 00:31:15,416 -Whoa. -Hey. Oh. 825 00:31:15,458 --> 00:31:18,085 -Hi. You look amazing. -Thank you. 826 00:31:19,629 --> 00:31:21,589 I-I'm just going out for a little while. 827 00:31:21,631 --> 00:31:25,301 Um, well, I-I... Um, Alice has a friend, 828 00:31:25,343 --> 00:31:27,386 and I-I'm gonna just... 829 00:31:27,428 --> 00:31:29,722 Well, I'm just gonna spend, um-- 830 00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:31,933 -You mean like a blind date? Yeah. 831 00:31:31,974 --> 00:31:34,644 -Yeah. -I mean, it might be a disaster. 832 00:31:34,685 --> 00:31:37,104 I don't know, but... 833 00:31:44,278 --> 00:31:46,697 Ange, your-your mom and I discussed it, 834 00:31:46,864 --> 00:31:48,407 -and we were-- -Oh, can I say something first? 835 00:31:48,449 --> 00:31:49,742 -Oh, of course. -Sorry. 836 00:31:49,784 --> 00:31:52,286 -No, go ahead. -Um... 837 00:31:52,328 --> 00:31:54,789 so... 838 00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:56,958 just because I am curious 839 00:31:56,999 --> 00:32:00,670 about my donor doesn't mean 840 00:32:00,711 --> 00:32:03,130 that I think he is my dad or anything. 841 00:32:03,172 --> 00:32:06,968 Like, that word doesn't even sound right. 842 00:32:07,009 --> 00:32:10,137 -You're my mom, and-- -I know. I know that. I-I know. 843 00:32:10,179 --> 00:32:11,973 And I get that it might be hard for you-- 844 00:32:12,014 --> 00:32:13,474 -No, no, no, no. -I just want you to know-- 845 00:32:13,516 --> 00:32:15,226 It's not.... No, no, no. It's not that. 846 00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:18,145 It's not that at all. It's not hard for me at all. 847 00:32:18,187 --> 00:32:20,648 It's just, um... 848 00:32:20,690 --> 00:32:25,069 we promised him that he could remain anonymous. 849 00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:27,154 We promised him. 850 00:32:27,196 --> 00:32:29,281 And he gave us you. 851 00:32:29,323 --> 00:32:31,075 At a time when it was difficult for us, 852 00:32:31,117 --> 00:32:32,785 as lesbians, to have children. 853 00:32:32,827 --> 00:32:33,953 -I know. -Yeah, and I think 854 00:32:33,995 --> 00:32:36,330 we need to honor that. 855 00:32:37,540 --> 00:32:39,333 Okay. 856 00:32:39,375 --> 00:32:40,459 I get it. 857 00:32:40,501 --> 00:32:42,211 All right. 858 00:32:45,256 --> 00:32:46,632 -Oh. -What? 859 00:32:46,674 --> 00:32:48,676 -Uh... -Do you-- 860 00:32:48,718 --> 00:32:50,511 I hate to sandwich a no with a no, 861 00:32:50,553 --> 00:32:52,972 but T and I don't think it's a good idea 862 00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:54,849 for you to do that genealogy test. 863 00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:56,350 -Oh. -Yeah, just those... 864 00:32:56,392 --> 00:32:57,977 those companies, they collect all your data. 865 00:32:58,019 --> 00:32:59,186 -Mm-hmm. -And-and, I mean, I know 866 00:32:59,228 --> 00:33:00,563 -you're a young adult. -Right. 867 00:33:00,604 --> 00:33:02,314 -But you're not 18 yet. -Mm-hmm. 868 00:33:02,356 --> 00:33:05,651 And-and we would just feel more comfortable 869 00:33:05,693 --> 00:33:06,986 if you waited, okay? 870 00:33:07,028 --> 00:33:08,779 -Yeah. Sure. Of course. -Good. 871 00:33:08,821 --> 00:33:10,823 All right. Well, God knows I won't be out late. 872 00:33:10,865 --> 00:33:12,283 -Mm-hmm. -So just call me 873 00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:13,951 if you need anything. 874 00:33:13,993 --> 00:33:15,995 -Love you. -I love you, too. 875 00:33:16,037 --> 00:33:18,539 Can you see my underwear in this? 876 00:33:19,707 --> 00:33:22,543 -No. -Okay. All right. 877 00:33:22,585 --> 00:33:24,295 Good. 878 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,470 dramatic music 879 00:33:44,231 --> 00:33:47,068 Yeah, yeah. Just give me 20 minutes. 880 00:33:47,193 --> 00:33:49,236 Tess, there was a line. What do you want me to do? 881 00:33:49,278 --> 00:33:51,238 You want to eat? 882 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:54,742 Yeah. No, and I got you the vegetarian one. 883 00:33:54,784 --> 00:33:56,368 Okay. All right. Yeah. 884 00:33:56,410 --> 00:33:58,704 Just, yeah, give me 20, 25 at most. 885 00:33:58,746 --> 00:34:01,373 Okay. All right. 886 00:34:08,005 --> 00:34:10,299 887 00:34:12,134 --> 00:34:13,469 Hi, Chloe. 888 00:34:14,637 --> 00:34:17,098 Bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, bum, ba-dum, ba-dum 889 00:34:17,139 --> 00:34:19,058 Bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, hey 890 00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:21,018 Bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, bum, ba-dum, ba-dum 891 00:34:21,060 --> 00:34:23,354 Bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, hey 892 00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:25,106 - I don't find trouble, yeah -All right. 893 00:34:25,147 --> 00:34:27,608 Trouble finds me 894 00:34:27,650 --> 00:34:30,111 Ah-ya-ya, yeah, ah-ya-ee 895 00:34:30,152 --> 00:34:31,529 Trouble finds me 896 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:33,906 Ah-ya-ya, yeah, ah-ya-ee 897 00:34:33,948 --> 00:34:35,241 Trouble finds me 898 00:34:35,282 --> 00:34:39,078 Ah-ya-ya, yeah, ah-ya-ee 899 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,539 I don't find trouble, yeah, trouble finds me 900 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:44,083 Hi. 901 00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:46,252 Um... God. 902 00:34:50,172 --> 00:34:51,799 Shut the fuck up! 903 00:34:51,841 --> 00:34:54,301 Hey. I-I... I-I'm sorry. 904 00:34:54,343 --> 00:34:56,762 -Actually, I have a, um... -This is too good. 905 00:34:56,804 --> 00:34:59,682 Nat and Alice are legitimately hilarious. 906 00:34:59,723 --> 00:35:02,685 -Are they? -Uh, yeah, they are. They are. 907 00:35:02,726 --> 00:35:04,562 I mean, I think so. You look amazing. 908 00:35:04,603 --> 00:35:06,230 -Oh. -Is this Tom Ford? 909 00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:08,190 -Thank you. Yes. Yeah. -It's hot. 910 00:35:08,232 --> 00:35:10,234 I heard the scallops are amazing. 911 00:35:10,276 --> 00:35:12,153 You down to share? 912 00:35:12,194 --> 00:35:14,113 Sure. Yeah. 913 00:35:14,155 --> 00:35:15,322 Here you go. 914 00:35:15,364 --> 00:35:16,866 I hope you don't mind. 915 00:35:16,907 --> 00:35:18,576 Don't fall for it, Amanda. 916 00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:20,119 [Amanda] It's 10 p.m. Why do you have sunglasses on? 917 00:35:20,161 --> 00:35:21,328 Oh, please, it's the husband. 918 00:35:21,370 --> 00:35:23,330 -It's always the husband. 919 00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:27,293 Hi. -Hi. 920 00:35:27,334 --> 00:35:29,461 -No, I was not watching 921 00:35:29,503 --> 00:35:30,671 three hours of SVU. 922 00:35:30,713 --> 00:35:32,298 That would be a crazy thing to do. 923 00:35:32,339 --> 00:35:35,092 Well, I had a truly insane day full of sex, 924 00:35:35,134 --> 00:35:36,510 scandal and regret. 925 00:35:36,552 --> 00:35:37,678 Oh, who was your guest? 926 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,763 Oh, no, that was just my staff. 927 00:35:39,805 --> 00:35:41,974 Do you want some wine? 928 00:35:42,016 --> 00:35:43,475 Oh, yeah. Love some. 929 00:35:43,517 --> 00:35:45,186 Did you hear from Bette? 930 00:35:45,227 --> 00:35:48,022 Oh, my God, I totally forgot. 931 00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:49,690 -Oh, well, I didn't. -Did you? 932 00:35:49,732 --> 00:35:51,525 -I heard from Gigi. -And? 933 00:35:51,567 --> 00:35:55,237 Okay. She texted me some emojis, which are unclear, 934 00:35:55,279 --> 00:35:57,531 but I think that means it's going well. 935 00:35:57,573 --> 00:35:59,200 Oh, my God, do you think this means we're not gonna 936 00:35:59,241 --> 00:36:01,160 have to see Gigi tomorrow? 937 00:36:01,202 --> 00:36:04,121 -One can only hope. - That would be amazing. 938 00:36:04,163 --> 00:36:06,207 All right, let's see this show. 939 00:36:07,374 --> 00:36:09,710 Let me see what all the hype is about. 940 00:36:09,752 --> 00:36:11,837 It's so good. 941 00:36:15,341 --> 00:36:17,218 Does she always wear a leather jacket? 942 00:36:17,259 --> 00:36:18,969 -Of course. -She's serious. 943 00:36:19,011 --> 00:36:20,387 -Mm-hmm. -Who's that? 944 00:36:20,429 --> 00:36:21,680 I don't know. 945 00:36:21,722 --> 00:36:22,848 You don't know, and you've been watching 946 00:36:22,890 --> 00:36:24,016 this whole time? 947 00:36:24,058 --> 00:36:26,227 Just some bitch on this episode. 948 00:36:30,773 --> 00:36:33,025 -I missed you today. -I missed you. 949 00:36:33,067 --> 00:36:35,027 -You did? -Mm-hmm. 950 00:36:35,069 --> 00:36:36,570 -How was your day? -Great. 951 00:36:36,612 --> 00:36:38,822 -Great now. -Yeah? 952 00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:42,910 Guess it doesn't feel real when I think it all through 953 00:36:43,911 --> 00:36:46,121 But I like it 954 00:36:47,623 --> 00:36:52,586 Always thought that I knew, always thought that I knew 955 00:36:52,628 --> 00:36:54,964 Which direction, perfection 956 00:36:55,130 --> 00:36:58,801 In every little thing that I do 957 00:37:02,429 --> 00:37:04,306 Nat? 958 00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:07,268 Nat. 959 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,937 Nat. 960 00:37:11,063 --> 00:37:12,731 -Oh, my God. -Oh. 961 00:37:12,773 --> 00:37:14,525 -What? I wasn't... -No. 962 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:16,443 Look... 963 00:37:16,485 --> 00:37:17,945 No. Don't follow me. 964 00:37:18,112 --> 00:37:20,197 I wasn't asleep. I was just resting my eyes. 965 00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,700 -Uh-uh! No! -I have heavy lids. 966 00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,994 Wow. 967 00:37:25,035 --> 00:37:29,206 So, I finally get on the paddleboard. 968 00:37:29,248 --> 00:37:31,625 -Mm-hmm. -I'm up maybe 30 seconds, 969 00:37:31,667 --> 00:37:34,962 and then, bam, I go down hard. 970 00:37:35,004 --> 00:37:37,881 Like feet over head, board over me. 971 00:37:37,923 --> 00:37:40,968 They send someone over to save me. 972 00:37:41,844 --> 00:37:44,471 The woman never called me again. 973 00:37:49,852 --> 00:37:53,647 So how 'bout you? What's your worst date? 974 00:37:53,689 --> 00:37:54,815 Oh, gosh. 975 00:37:54,857 --> 00:37:56,400 I don't even remember. 976 00:37:56,442 --> 00:37:57,901 Oh, come on. 977 00:37:57,943 --> 00:38:00,070 Bette Porter doesn't go on bad dates? 978 00:38:00,237 --> 00:38:02,823 Takes the pressure off this one, I guess. 979 00:38:03,365 --> 00:38:08,203 Uh, well, in all honesty, I just... I haven't been 980 00:38:08,245 --> 00:38:11,457 -on a date in a long time. -Hmm. 981 00:38:11,498 --> 00:38:14,251 I think-- I guess I find the whole concept 982 00:38:14,293 --> 00:38:17,463 just a... a little sad. 983 00:38:17,504 --> 00:38:20,299 Wow. Okay. 984 00:38:20,341 --> 00:38:22,718 I personally find it to be 985 00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:26,513 a useful step in the process of... 986 00:38:26,555 --> 00:38:28,182 I don't know, getting to know someone 987 00:38:28,307 --> 00:38:29,808 you might like to spend more time with, or... 988 00:38:29,850 --> 00:38:31,226 No, that's not what I meant. 989 00:38:31,393 --> 00:38:32,644 Look, I completely get it. L.A. is filled with... 990 00:38:32,686 --> 00:38:36,190 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 991 00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:38,525 Okay, here's the deal, all right? 992 00:38:38,567 --> 00:38:40,694 That's Tina, my ex, Carrie, her fiancée. 993 00:38:40,736 --> 00:38:42,363 Not a fan. They're getting married this summer. 994 00:38:42,404 --> 00:38:43,697 -Okay. Look who it is. 995 00:38:43,739 --> 00:38:45,032 Imagine this. -Hi. 996 00:38:45,074 --> 00:38:46,116 Hi. -Hello. 997 00:38:46,158 --> 00:38:48,869 Hey. Hi. This is, um... 998 00:38:48,911 --> 00:38:50,537 You-you know, Alice had this... 999 00:38:50,579 --> 00:38:52,122 Hi. I'm Gigi. 1000 00:38:52,164 --> 00:38:53,707 Oh. Oh. 1001 00:38:53,749 --> 00:38:55,042 Wow. Nice to finally meet you. 1002 00:38:55,084 --> 00:38:57,044 Nice to meet you. And you must be Carrie. 1003 00:38:57,086 --> 00:38:58,796 -Yes. -I've heard so much about you. 1004 00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:00,881 Oh, really? Anything Bette's told you about me is 1005 00:39:00,923 --> 00:39:03,801 subject to cross-examination. 1006 00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:06,261 I'm kidding. I know we're all part of the same team. 1007 00:39:06,303 --> 00:39:08,639 What team is that? -Yankees. 1008 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,516 All the way. Yankees or die. 1009 00:39:12,393 --> 00:39:14,520 Well, I hear this place is great. 1010 00:39:14,561 --> 00:39:16,063 It is. Get the scallops. 1011 00:39:16,105 --> 00:39:17,689 They are perfectly seared. 1012 00:39:17,731 --> 00:39:19,733 Ooh. No, I got a texture thing with scallops, honey. 1013 00:39:19,775 --> 00:39:21,860 No can do. I can't, no. 1014 00:39:21,902 --> 00:39:24,405 Well, save 'em for the grown-ups, right? 1015 00:39:26,907 --> 00:39:29,701 -Well, enjoy your dinner. -You, too. 1016 00:39:29,743 --> 00:39:31,412 -You, too. -Okay. 1017 00:39:34,915 --> 00:39:38,419 -Okay, I would say I love you... -Mm. 1018 00:39:38,460 --> 00:39:40,337 ...but I don't really know you that well. 1019 00:39:40,379 --> 00:39:42,047 No, go ahead, say it. 1020 00:39:42,089 --> 00:39:44,550 Nat and Alice would be thrilled. 1021 00:39:44,591 --> 00:39:46,427 What the hell is she talking about? 1022 00:39:46,468 --> 00:39:47,845 "Save 'em for the grown-ups." What does she think I am? 1023 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:48,929 Where are you, honey? 1024 00:39:48,971 --> 00:39:50,431 -I'm coming. -Go ahead. 1025 00:40:01,150 --> 00:40:03,527 Does it hurt to see them together? 1026 00:40:05,821 --> 00:40:08,449 I'm sorry. You don't have to answer that. 1027 00:40:12,077 --> 00:40:17,040 It was hard for me, at first, to see Nat with Alice. 1028 00:40:20,961 --> 00:40:24,965 You make a life with someone, and when it's over, 1029 00:40:25,007 --> 00:40:27,050 it's like you're spinning in the dark. 1030 00:40:32,014 --> 00:40:35,642 I just really thought that, uh... 1031 00:40:39,062 --> 00:40:40,981 Well, at first, when-when she left, 1032 00:40:41,023 --> 00:40:43,150 I thought, uh, I thought Tina just needs 1033 00:40:43,192 --> 00:40:44,526 some space, you know? 1034 00:40:44,568 --> 00:40:45,861 I mean, she's spent practically her entire 1035 00:40:45,903 --> 00:40:47,779 adult life in my orbit. 1036 00:40:47,821 --> 00:40:50,699 She probably just needs to be front and center for a while. 1037 00:40:50,741 --> 00:40:51,825 But then, um... 1038 00:40:51,867 --> 00:40:53,785 You thought she'd come back to you. 1039 00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:02,794 Carrie's looking over here and she looks pissed. 1040 00:41:04,171 --> 00:41:05,506 Now, I don't want to complain again, but here. 1041 00:41:05,547 --> 00:41:07,424 They make the font so small, honey. Look. 1042 00:41:07,466 --> 00:41:09,092 You're gonna have to read it to me, 1043 00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:10,761 -'cause I can't even read it. 1044 00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:12,179 And if I don't know what's in the dish, sweetie, 1045 00:41:12,221 --> 00:41:13,764 -you know what's gonna happen? -What? 1046 00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:16,016 -I'm gonna get reflux. -You always say this. 1047 00:41:16,058 --> 00:41:17,601 I know, but I'm gonna order something, 1048 00:41:17,643 --> 00:41:19,645 I'm gonna get reflux. Gonna ruin my whole night. 1049 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:22,189 Do you think Bette's okay? 1050 00:41:22,231 --> 00:41:24,525 -Bette? -Yeah. 1051 00:41:24,566 --> 00:41:26,360 No, I don't think she's okay. 1052 00:41:26,401 --> 00:41:28,153 I think she's in love with you. 1053 00:41:28,195 --> 00:41:30,197 No, she is not. 1054 00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:31,865 Yes, she is. 1055 00:41:31,907 --> 00:41:34,535 I mean, she's sitting with that beautiful woman, 1056 00:41:34,576 --> 00:41:36,912 and all she can do is look over here and stare at you. 1057 00:41:36,954 --> 00:41:39,540 Do you think she's beautiful? 1058 00:41:39,581 --> 00:41:43,085 Objectively, in, like, a common kind of way, I guess. 1059 00:41:43,126 --> 00:41:45,212 -Yes, I guess I could say so, 1060 00:41:45,254 --> 00:41:46,922 but, honey, she's no you. 1061 00:41:46,964 --> 00:41:49,383 Trust me on that one. 1062 00:41:49,508 --> 00:41:52,094 And, listen, if you want to order the scallops, 1063 00:41:52,135 --> 00:41:53,887 I'll totally try the scallops. 1064 00:41:53,929 --> 00:41:55,556 Remember when we were in Mexico 1065 00:41:55,597 --> 00:41:57,558 and you got me to eat that raw fish? 1066 00:41:57,599 --> 00:41:59,726 You said, "It's ceviche. Who knew that was raw fish?" 1067 00:41:59,768 --> 00:42:01,645 -Yeah, I did. -I loved that. 1068 00:42:01,687 --> 00:42:03,730 I don't know why I'm so quick to just throw things away, 1069 00:42:03,772 --> 00:42:04,982 you know what I mean? 1070 00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:07,734 If you want the scallops, I'll do the scallops. 1071 00:42:08,944 --> 00:42:10,779 I think you're beautiful. 1072 00:42:14,116 --> 00:42:16,785 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1073 00:42:18,537 --> 00:42:20,622 That's a nice thing to say. 1074 00:42:23,083 --> 00:42:24,751 I love you. 1075 00:42:24,793 --> 00:42:27,129 I love you, too. 1076 00:42:33,802 --> 00:42:36,054 They're definitely talking about us again. 1077 00:42:36,096 --> 00:42:37,431 -Really? -Mm. 1078 00:42:40,642 --> 00:42:44,605 Honey, you're so cold 1079 00:42:44,646 --> 00:42:46,064 Come here. 1080 00:42:46,106 --> 00:42:48,859 You left me unpatrolled 1081 00:42:50,319 --> 00:42:52,613 Oh, we're... Wait, we're really doing this? 1082 00:42:52,654 --> 00:42:54,364 Yeah. We're doing this. 1083 00:42:55,490 --> 00:42:58,994 Do things I don't want to do 1084 00:42:59,036 --> 00:43:02,873 Ooh, oh, for you 1085 00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:05,542 You terrible thing 1086 00:43:05,584 --> 00:43:09,546 You terrible thing, you 1087 00:43:09,588 --> 00:43:10,964 Terrible thing 1088 00:43:11,006 --> 00:43:14,134 You beautiful thing 1089 00:43:16,678 --> 00:43:20,307 You beautiful thing 1090 00:43:21,683 --> 00:43:23,644 You're very naughty. - You terrible thing 1091 00:43:23,685 --> 00:43:26,480 -What are you laughing at? 1092 00:43:26,605 --> 00:43:29,483 Nothing. No. You're just, you're so excited, 1093 00:43:29,524 --> 00:43:30,776 I can barely keep up with you. 1094 00:43:30,817 --> 00:43:32,319 Who knew poker would be so fun, huh? 1095 00:43:32,361 --> 00:43:34,237 -It is fun. -It is. 1096 00:43:34,279 --> 00:43:37,032 I love that. I love seeing you happy. 1097 00:43:37,074 --> 00:43:38,992 Thank you. 1098 00:43:39,034 --> 00:43:41,453 -Oh, ladies first, please. -Oh. 1099 00:43:41,495 --> 00:43:42,954 Hi. Hi. 1100 00:43:42,996 --> 00:43:44,456 Buy in. Yeah, it's ten, right? 1101 00:43:46,833 --> 00:43:48,710 Yup. 1102 00:43:50,712 --> 00:43:51,380 Hey. 1103 00:43:51,421 --> 00:43:53,674 'Sup? 1104 00:43:53,715 --> 00:43:55,550 Eddie, what's going on? 1105 00:43:55,592 --> 00:43:57,302 -Is there a game tonight? -Nah. 1106 00:43:57,344 --> 00:44:00,263 Not tonight. Shane, why don't you sit down. 1107 00:44:01,390 --> 00:44:03,350 No, I'm okay. I think I can, I can stand. 1108 00:44:03,392 --> 00:44:04,935 Man, sit your ass down. 1109 00:44:04,976 --> 00:44:06,687 You should, you should sit. 1110 00:44:06,728 --> 00:44:09,022 All right, all right, all right. I'm sitting, Tess. Jesus. 1111 00:44:09,064 --> 00:44:10,023 All right. 1112 00:44:10,065 --> 00:44:12,109 Yeah. 1113 00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:14,695 Shane, do you know why I started this poker game? 1114 00:44:14,736 --> 00:44:16,405 -No. -Because I wanted a place 1115 00:44:16,571 --> 00:44:18,949 for Black lesbians to be able to come, 1116 00:44:18,990 --> 00:44:20,701 kick it and just vibe. 1117 00:44:20,742 --> 00:44:24,287 Mainly because y'all take up a lot of space in WeHo. 1118 00:44:24,329 --> 00:44:25,872 That Dinah Shore shit is not for us, 1119 00:44:25,914 --> 00:44:28,125 and I don't fuck with your music. 1120 00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:29,876 It's wack. 1121 00:44:29,918 --> 00:44:32,963 What I wanted to do was sort of bring our worlds together. 1122 00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:36,883 So by allowing you to come into our space, 1123 00:44:36,925 --> 00:44:40,387 I assumed you'd be respectful of my house. 1124 00:44:40,429 --> 00:44:43,223 Uh, okay. I, um, I think you lost me. 1125 00:44:43,265 --> 00:44:44,933 You tried to fuck my wife. 1126 00:44:45,767 --> 00:44:47,227 That was my reaction, too. 1127 00:44:47,269 --> 00:44:48,729 I'm sorry. Hold on. Chloe. 1128 00:44:48,770 --> 00:44:51,106 I had no idea she was your wife. 1129 00:44:51,148 --> 00:44:52,524 Truly, she said nothing. 1130 00:44:52,691 --> 00:44:55,277 She don't really have to say anything to you. 1131 00:44:55,318 --> 00:44:57,112 She can fuck whoever she wants. 1132 00:44:57,154 --> 00:44:58,905 I told you to behave yourself, 1133 00:44:58,947 --> 00:45:01,074 and now the bridge has been burned. 1134 00:45:01,116 --> 00:45:02,576 All right? I can't have you coming in here trying to 1135 00:45:02,617 --> 00:45:03,827 colonize our game night. 1136 00:45:03,869 --> 00:45:05,162 You got to get the fuck out of here 1137 00:45:05,203 --> 00:45:06,747 -and never come back. -Okay, uh, 1138 00:45:06,788 --> 00:45:08,081 I'd just like the money that I just 1139 00:45:08,123 --> 00:45:09,166 passed off for the night. 1140 00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:10,333 -10 -K is gone. 1141 00:45:10,375 --> 00:45:12,919 We just gonna call it reparations. 1142 00:45:14,921 --> 00:45:17,924 That's fair. Yeah. Okay. 1143 00:45:17,966 --> 00:45:19,760 Let's go. -My apologies. 1144 00:45:19,801 --> 00:45:22,095 -I had no idea. I'm sorry. 1145 00:45:22,137 --> 00:45:23,597 Yeah, I-I receive that. Go. 1146 00:45:23,638 --> 00:45:24,931 All right, I'm going. 1147 00:45:24,973 --> 00:45:26,183 Sorry, Eddie. 1148 00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:27,726 God bless. 1149 00:45:27,768 --> 00:45:29,102 You, too. -Mm-hmm. 1150 00:45:29,144 --> 00:45:32,230 -Shit. -Oh, my God. 1151 00:45:32,272 --> 00:45:34,775 Jesus Christ. Tess, I swear to God, 1152 00:45:34,816 --> 00:45:36,443 I had no idea that was her wife. 1153 00:45:36,485 --> 00:45:37,611 -I know. -I swear to you. 1154 00:45:37,652 --> 00:45:40,071 -Please trust me. -I know. I know. 1155 00:45:40,113 --> 00:45:42,741 Oh, my God, you should've seen your face though. 1156 00:45:42,783 --> 00:45:43,950 -What? Me? 1157 00:45:43,992 --> 00:45:45,452 -You should have seen your face! -No! 1158 00:45:45,494 --> 00:45:47,412 Don't put that on me. You're projecting. 1159 00:46:02,385 --> 00:46:05,263 Um... Hey, hey. 1160 00:46:05,305 --> 00:46:07,057 I-I have to tell you something. 1161 00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:09,267 Okay. 1162 00:46:11,561 --> 00:46:13,939 Um... 1163 00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:15,982 Alice offered me a promotion today. 1164 00:46:16,024 --> 00:46:18,443 That's great, baby! Congratulations! 1165 00:46:18,485 --> 00:46:20,946 I know. It's-it's a lot of work though 1166 00:46:20,987 --> 00:46:23,281 and a lot of responsibility, so... 1167 00:46:23,323 --> 00:46:25,826 I have... I have no doubt that you can handle it. 1168 00:46:25,867 --> 00:46:28,119 Yeah, but we want to start a family. 1169 00:46:28,161 --> 00:46:29,955 Yeah. 1170 00:46:29,996 --> 00:46:32,833 You're gonna look so cute pregnant. 1171 00:46:32,874 --> 00:46:35,126 Oh, God. Mm. 1172 00:46:36,628 --> 00:46:39,339 But I don't want to do both. 1173 00:46:39,381 --> 00:46:42,509 Okay. Well, then tell her, baby. 1174 00:46:42,551 --> 00:46:44,511 Thank her for believing in you, and tell her that right now 1175 00:46:44,553 --> 00:46:47,681 it just doesn't fit in with your plans. 1176 00:46:47,722 --> 00:46:49,516 -With our plans. 1177 00:46:50,892 --> 00:46:52,352 I want to have babies with you. 1178 00:46:54,062 --> 00:46:56,481 You're gonna be the best mama ever. 1179 00:46:58,567 --> 00:47:00,068 Oh, my God. 1180 00:47:00,110 --> 00:47:01,903 I had the weirdest dream last night. 1181 00:47:01,945 --> 00:47:02,821 What? 1182 00:47:02,863 --> 00:47:04,614 -Say it. -I-I can't tell you. 1183 00:47:04,656 --> 00:47:06,449 -Stop it. What? Tell me. -Mm. 1184 00:47:06,491 --> 00:47:07,868 Wait, wait. 1185 00:47:07,909 --> 00:47:10,954 Was it a sex dream? 1186 00:47:10,996 --> 00:47:12,998 Tell me everything. Oh, my God. 1187 00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:14,666 I want every detail. 1188 00:47:14,708 --> 00:47:15,959 -About Bette Porter? -Oh... 1189 00:47:16,001 --> 00:47:18,044 -I know. I know. -Whoa. 1190 00:47:18,086 --> 00:47:20,839 I know, I know, I know. It-it... it's weird, but I... 1191 00:47:20,881 --> 00:47:22,674 I feel like it happened for a reason. 1192 00:47:22,716 --> 00:47:24,134 -Okay. -I think it was, like, 1193 00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:27,012 my subconscious trying to tell me to tell you 1194 00:47:27,053 --> 00:47:31,224 that-that I had a crush on her when I worked for her. 1195 00:47:31,266 --> 00:47:35,228 A-And even though it doesn't mean anything, 1196 00:47:35,270 --> 00:47:37,689 I just thought you should know before we got married, you know? 1197 00:47:37,731 --> 00:47:40,483 -Mm. Well... 1198 00:47:40,525 --> 00:47:42,360 Ooh. 1199 00:47:42,402 --> 00:47:44,696 I mean, is-is... 1200 00:47:44,738 --> 00:47:46,698 is that all? Just a crush? 1201 00:47:46,740 --> 00:47:48,658 Of course. Oh, God, no. 1202 00:47:48,700 --> 00:47:50,410 Nothing happened. 1203 00:47:50,452 --> 00:47:53,580 -I-I would never do that to you. -Yeah. 1204 00:47:53,622 --> 00:47:55,040 Cheating is, like, deal-breaker shit. 1205 00:47:55,081 --> 00:47:57,000 No, no. I would never. That'd be it. 1206 00:47:57,042 --> 00:47:58,668 -Right. -Like, we'd be done. 1207 00:47:58,710 --> 00:47:59,920 Like, there's no coming back from that. 1208 00:47:59,961 --> 00:48:02,255 No, I-I hear, I hear, hey, I hear you. 1209 00:48:02,297 --> 00:48:03,882 -Yeah? -Loud and clear. 1210 00:48:03,924 --> 00:48:05,467 1211 00:48:13,767 --> 00:48:16,645 I love you. You know that? 1212 00:48:16,686 --> 00:48:20,982 Baby, the sound of you 1213 00:48:21,024 --> 00:48:22,359 Better than a harmony 1214 00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,152 I love you. 1215 00:48:25,695 --> 00:48:27,238 I want you off my mind 1216 00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:28,949 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1217 00:48:31,242 --> 00:48:32,535 And on me... 1218 00:48:34,162 --> 00:48:35,413 Yes, baby. 1219 00:48:35,455 --> 00:48:37,707 -I'll let you unbutton. 1220 00:48:37,749 --> 00:48:39,417 It just doesn't work. Come here. 1221 00:48:39,459 --> 00:48:41,044 This ain't a dream 1222 00:48:41,086 --> 00:48:43,713 - You're here with me 1223 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:47,550 Boy, it don't get no better than you 1224 00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:50,387 - For you 1225 00:48:50,428 --> 00:48:53,306 I want to take my time 1226 00:48:53,348 --> 00:48:56,309 All night, I want to love you 1227 00:48:57,811 --> 00:48:59,813 In every kind of way 1228 00:48:59,938 --> 00:49:02,607 I want to please you, no matter... 1229 00:49:02,649 --> 00:49:03,984 You're so beautiful. 1230 00:49:04,025 --> 00:49:06,444 If the world should end tomorrow 1231 00:49:06,486 --> 00:49:09,364 And we only have today 1232 00:49:09,406 --> 00:49:15,120 I'm gonna love you in every kind of way 1233 00:49:15,161 --> 00:49:17,539 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1234 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:22,460 It don't get no better than this 1235 00:49:22,502 --> 00:49:26,673 Your kiss, I want to love you 1236 00:49:26,715 --> 00:49:29,092 In every kind of way 1237 00:49:29,134 --> 00:49:33,304 I want to please you, no matter how long it takes 1238 00:49:33,346 --> 00:49:35,432 If the world should end tomorrow 1239 00:49:35,473 --> 00:49:37,642 And we only have today 1240 00:49:37,684 --> 00:49:41,312 - I'm gonna love you 1241 00:49:41,354 --> 00:49:43,481 In every kind of way 1242 00:49:43,523 --> 00:49:46,359 I want to love you 1243 00:49:46,401 --> 00:49:49,029 In every kind of way 1244 00:50:07,922 --> 00:50:09,549 It was a total disaster. 1245 00:50:09,591 --> 00:50:11,968 Until Tina and Carrie showed up. 1246 00:50:12,135 --> 00:50:13,803 No. 1247 00:50:13,845 --> 00:50:15,513 Oh, God, what did Gigi do? 1248 00:50:15,555 --> 00:50:17,557 Um... 1249 00:50:17,599 --> 00:50:20,101 she was, she was great, actually. 1250 00:50:20,143 --> 00:50:21,895 Oh, I bet she was. Yeah, she's great in crisis. 1251 00:50:21,936 --> 00:50:23,229 -Yeah. -Sure thing. 1252 00:50:23,271 --> 00:50:25,231 -Um, hey... -I'm just gonna... 1253 00:50:25,273 --> 00:50:28,234 No, wait, Bette, hol-- Did you, did you guys hook up? 1254 00:50:28,276 --> 00:50:30,361 -Stop it. -Yeah, wait, what happened? 1255 00:50:30,403 --> 00:50:31,738 -Yeah, like, like, anything? -Nothing. 1256 00:50:31,780 --> 00:50:33,239 Kissing or... 1257 00:50:33,281 --> 00:50:36,242 -We want details. -...fingering or anything? 1258 00:50:36,284 --> 00:50:38,244 Okay. We kissed. 1259 00:50:39,662 --> 00:50:42,123 What? -Yes, it was... 1260 00:50:42,165 --> 00:50:44,584 Okay, awkward, right? Kind of awkward, you guys? 1261 00:50:44,626 --> 00:50:46,920 You were the one who introduced us. 1262 00:50:46,961 --> 00:50:48,588 I know, but you know. 1263 00:50:48,630 --> 00:50:50,298 Now we share something in common. 1264 00:50:50,340 --> 00:50:52,258 -It's just... Yeah, um... 1265 00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:54,302 -Um, we really do. -Did you want to... 1266 00:50:54,344 --> 00:50:55,970 -I got to... I'll be right back. -Do you want to sign it? 1267 00:50:56,096 --> 00:50:57,639 Oh. 1268 00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,474 God, I never know what to write in these things. 1269 00:51:01,643 --> 00:51:03,061 -You okay? Huh? 1270 00:51:03,103 --> 00:51:05,105 Yeah, I got to take care of a thing. 1271 00:51:05,146 --> 00:51:07,607 So, have you heard from Eddie? 1272 00:51:07,649 --> 00:51:10,276 She is not exactly answering my calls. 1273 00:51:10,318 --> 00:51:12,112 Are you serious? 1274 00:51:12,153 --> 00:51:13,905 Yeah. 1275 00:51:13,947 --> 00:51:16,574 Oh, Tess, I'm sorry. I... 1276 00:51:16,616 --> 00:51:19,285 I know you loved working there. I really am sorry. 1277 00:51:19,327 --> 00:51:22,080 Something like that. Yeah. 1278 00:51:22,122 --> 00:51:23,331 Tell me. 1279 00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:27,794 I didn't love it, I needed it. There's a difference. 1280 00:51:27,836 --> 00:51:28,962 Hi. 1281 00:51:29,003 --> 00:51:31,631 Well, let me make it up to you. 1282 00:51:31,673 --> 00:51:34,634 It's okay. You don't owe me anything. 1283 00:51:37,220 --> 00:51:39,305 So what's going on with you two? 1284 00:51:41,516 --> 00:51:43,101 -Hi. How you doing? -Hey. 1285 00:51:43,143 --> 00:51:44,477 -Good. -Let's go. 1286 00:51:44,519 --> 00:51:45,687 All right. Okay. 1287 00:51:45,728 --> 00:51:47,147 You want to be quiet about it. I get it. 1288 00:51:47,188 --> 00:51:49,482 Are you coming? -Mm-hmm. 1289 00:51:49,524 --> 00:51:51,776 Thank you for inviting me. 1290 00:51:54,487 --> 00:51:56,489 Hey. -Hey. 1291 00:51:56,531 --> 00:51:59,159 Hi. I got your text message. Is everything okay? 1292 00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:01,828 Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, everything's great. 1293 00:52:01,870 --> 00:52:03,913 Oh, you look incredible, by the way. 1294 00:52:03,955 --> 00:52:05,415 -Thank you. -Yeah. 1295 00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:07,834 -And, uh, I didn't tell her. -Oh, God. Okay. 1296 00:52:07,876 --> 00:52:09,752 -Thank God. Yeah. -And you'll never tell 1297 00:52:09,794 --> 00:52:11,796 -a soul, right? -No. Never. 1298 00:52:11,838 --> 00:52:13,882 Never. No. 1299 00:52:14,048 --> 00:52:17,468 And I think that I can't accept your job offer. 1300 00:52:17,510 --> 00:52:22,223 We just, we, um, we want to start a family. 1301 00:52:23,558 --> 00:52:24,684 Okay. 1302 00:52:24,726 --> 00:52:27,729 Yeah, I mean, I get it. Sure. 1303 00:52:29,230 --> 00:52:30,481 Yeah. 1304 00:52:30,523 --> 00:52:32,317 Are you okay? 1305 00:52:32,358 --> 00:52:33,359 Yeah. 1306 00:52:33,401 --> 00:52:35,361 Um, thank you. 1307 00:52:35,403 --> 00:52:37,405 -Yeah. -I'll, uh, 1308 00:52:37,447 --> 00:52:39,532 I'll see you down there. 1309 00:52:39,574 --> 00:52:40,658 Okay. 1310 00:52:40,700 --> 00:52:42,535 -Yeah. -All right. 1311 00:52:42,577 --> 00:52:44,495 gentle music 1312 00:52:58,593 --> 00:52:59,719 -Oh, hi. Hey. 1313 00:52:59,761 --> 00:53:01,012 So, where are we sitting? 1314 00:53:01,179 --> 00:53:02,430 Uh, I saved you a seat right here. 1315 00:53:02,472 --> 00:53:04,224 -Oh, where's Nat? -Right behind you. 1316 00:53:05,433 --> 00:53:09,020 Oh. Who is she talking to? Who is that? 1317 00:53:09,062 --> 00:53:11,481 -Uh, probably a caterer. -Oh. 1318 00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:13,983 She always zeros in on a freshly passed app, so... 1319 00:53:14,025 --> 00:53:16,945 Well, those must be some pretty good apps, then. 1320 00:53:17,779 --> 00:53:19,239 -Really? -Well, I mean, just seems 1321 00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:20,531 like they're hitting it off, that's all. 1322 00:53:20,573 --> 00:53:21,783 Oh. 1323 00:53:23,701 --> 00:53:24,994 Okay. Shane, will you hold these? 1324 00:53:25,161 --> 00:53:26,537 Yeah, can you grab me one of those snacks? 1325 00:53:26,579 --> 00:53:27,914 -On a plate? Yeah, yeah, yeah. -The snacks? 1326 00:53:27,956 --> 00:53:29,666 Okay. Excuse me. Sorry. 1327 00:53:29,707 --> 00:53:31,751 Oh, my God... -Excuse, excuse, excuse, excuse. 1328 00:53:31,793 --> 00:53:32,919 But we got through it. 1329 00:53:32,961 --> 00:53:34,170 -Hi. Hi. Hi. -Hi. 1330 00:53:34,212 --> 00:53:35,630 Hi. -Hi. 1331 00:53:35,672 --> 00:53:38,049 Um, the wedding is about to start. So we should... 1332 00:53:38,216 --> 00:53:40,218 Okay, great. Um, Marissa, this is my girlfriend A-- 1333 00:53:40,260 --> 00:53:42,387 -Do what? -Uh, I was just saying 1334 00:53:42,428 --> 00:53:44,639 that this is my girlfriend Alice, and this is Marissa. 1335 00:53:44,681 --> 00:53:46,432 -Love your show. Oh. 1336 00:53:46,474 --> 00:53:47,725 Thank you so much. 1337 00:53:47,767 --> 00:53:50,061 Uh, Marissa was just telling me about her husband 1338 00:53:50,103 --> 00:53:52,605 and her girlfriend. 1339 00:53:52,647 --> 00:53:54,399 -Okay. -Yeah. 1340 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,567 Yeah, we tried the whole throuple thing with her ex-wife. 1341 00:53:56,609 --> 00:53:58,236 -Nat was telling me. -Yeah, it was no good. 1342 00:53:58,278 --> 00:54:01,281 -There were moments. -It was, um... 1343 00:54:01,322 --> 00:54:03,449 -Yeah, highs and lows. -I would say 1344 00:54:03,491 --> 00:54:04,867 it wasn't that great. 1345 00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:06,703 It didn't end well. It ended poorly. 1346 00:54:06,744 --> 00:54:08,705 -It was nice meeting you. -Oh, yeah, nice meeting you. 1347 00:54:08,746 --> 00:54:11,291 -Really nice meeting you. So, oh, yeah. 1348 00:54:13,001 --> 00:54:14,460 -She's nice. At this time... 1349 00:54:14,502 --> 00:54:16,546 Yeah. -...we'd like to ask all guests 1350 00:54:16,587 --> 00:54:17,797 to please be seated. 1351 00:54:21,676 --> 00:54:23,636 You know, she was actually 1352 00:54:23,678 --> 00:54:25,596 bringing up something kind of interesting. 1353 00:54:25,638 --> 00:54:27,307 Was she? 1354 00:54:27,348 --> 00:54:29,267 -We can talk about it later. -Yeah. 1355 00:54:29,309 --> 00:54:31,060 Okay. 1356 00:56:20,878 --> 00:56:22,588 Wow. 1357 00:56:23,131 --> 00:56:26,592 You look so beautiful. 1358 00:56:29,053 --> 00:56:32,390 -Just breathe. 1359 00:56:32,432 --> 00:56:34,434 We're getting married. 1360 00:56:35,643 --> 00:56:37,770 Welcome. 1361 00:56:37,812 --> 00:56:40,231 Thank you all for joining us as we celebrate... 1362 00:56:40,273 --> 00:56:42,024 I love you so much. 1363 00:56:42,066 --> 00:56:44,735 -...Dani and Sophie. -You know that, right? 1364 00:56:44,777 --> 00:56:47,447 When I look around at the love that... 1365 00:56:47,488 --> 00:56:49,532 Hello? 1366 00:56:51,159 --> 00:56:52,994 Oh, shit. 1367 00:56:53,828 --> 00:56:55,288 Uh... 1368 00:56:57,874 --> 00:57:00,084 -I might need a ride home. -Wait, what? 1369 00:57:00,126 --> 00:57:02,462 -What do you think you're doing? 1370 00:57:08,092 --> 00:57:09,677 -Sorry. What is she doing? 1371 00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:13,139 Hi. -I think I might know. 1372 00:57:15,475 --> 00:57:16,976 I, uh... 1373 00:57:18,519 --> 00:57:21,147 Oh, boy. I... 1374 00:57:21,314 --> 00:57:23,941 -I love you. 1375 00:57:25,276 --> 00:57:26,569 I think I've always loved you, 1376 00:57:26,611 --> 00:57:28,488 and I just didn't want you to get married 1377 00:57:28,529 --> 00:57:30,531 without all that information. 1378 00:57:31,657 --> 00:57:33,242 And if you don't feel the same way, 1379 00:57:33,409 --> 00:57:36,078 I'll leave right now and, you know... 1380 00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:39,165 this will be a great story to tell or something. But, um... 1381 00:57:41,125 --> 00:57:43,169 I do love you. So... 1382 00:57:45,129 --> 00:57:46,756 I'm pretty sure you love me, too. 1383 00:57:47,882 --> 00:57:49,592 S-Sophie, wh-what's going on? 1384 00:57:51,010 --> 00:57:53,012 soft, dramatic music 1385 00:57:53,054 --> 00:57:54,764 Sophie, what is she talking about? 1386 00:57:57,016 --> 00:57:58,351 I... 1387 00:57:58,392 --> 00:58:00,228 Hit hard, cause a scandal 1388 00:58:00,394 --> 00:58:02,688 Can't stop, I'm hard to handle 1389 00:58:02,730 --> 00:58:04,565 Don't care if my halo dips 1390 00:58:04,607 --> 00:58:07,401 My rise to this is worth the risk 1391 00:58:07,443 --> 00:58:09,570 Run fast, put up a champion 1392 00:58:09,612 --> 00:58:11,572 One chance to make it happen 1393 00:58:11,614 --> 00:58:13,324 Don't care if my halo dips 1394 00:58:13,449 --> 00:58:15,993 My rise to this is worth the risk 1395 00:58:16,035 --> 00:58:18,162 Work, work, harder, harder 1396 00:58:18,204 --> 00:58:20,206 We work, work for the dollar, dollar