1 00:00:05,525 --> 00:00:06,986 Previously on The L Word: Generation Q... 2 00:00:07,086 --> 00:00:09,669 Sophie Suarez, will you marry me? 3 00:00:09,769 --> 00:00:11,751 -[Sophie] Yes. Yes. Yes. -[Alice] Why are you hanging out 4 00:00:11,851 --> 00:00:13,433 -at a sports bar? -I bought it. 5 00:00:13,533 --> 00:00:14,954 And I'm gonna make it a gay bar again. 6 00:00:15,054 --> 00:00:16,316 Can I trust you to run this place? 7 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:18,037 [Tess] You fucked my girlfriend, 8 00:00:18,137 --> 00:00:19,839 and you want to know if you can trust me? 9 00:00:19,939 --> 00:00:22,122 [Shane] I hope I can make it up to you one day. 10 00:00:22,222 --> 00:00:23,523 You jeopardized the campaign. 11 00:00:23,623 --> 00:00:25,085 I'm painfully aware of that fact. 12 00:00:25,185 --> 00:00:26,526 Angie called me. 13 00:00:26,626 --> 00:00:28,008 Is there a part of you 14 00:00:28,108 --> 00:00:30,090 that still wants her? You can tell me. 15 00:00:30,190 --> 00:00:31,852 [Nat] I want you and her. 16 00:00:31,952 --> 00:00:33,493 [Shane] So, you're a throuple now? 17 00:00:33,593 --> 00:00:34,855 [Finley] She's, like, a super cold hot lady. 18 00:00:34,955 --> 00:00:36,376 [Sophie] You know who else is hot? 19 00:00:36,476 --> 00:00:38,098 -Bette Porter. -[Dani] You can't deny 20 00:00:38,198 --> 00:00:39,860 that she's special. 21 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,142 -I want you to talk to me. -I don't have anything to say! 22 00:00:42,242 --> 00:00:43,303 Carrie asked me to marry her, 23 00:00:43,403 --> 00:00:45,706 -and I said yes. -Congratulations. 24 00:00:45,806 --> 00:00:47,508 [Grace] Have you told that sweet boy 25 00:00:47,608 --> 00:00:49,910 that you love him yet? 'Cause he loves you, too. 26 00:00:50,010 --> 00:00:51,792 [Finley] You should've been there for her today. 27 00:00:51,892 --> 00:00:53,113 -She really needed you. -[Dani] She knows 28 00:00:53,213 --> 00:00:54,195 I'm fucking tapped out right now. 29 00:00:54,295 --> 00:00:55,916 I-I'm giving her all I've got. 30 00:00:56,016 --> 00:00:57,198 [Bette] Are you sad about her getting married? 31 00:00:57,298 --> 00:00:58,279 [Angie] Yeah. A part of me 32 00:00:58,379 --> 00:00:59,240 always hoped that you two 33 00:00:59,340 --> 00:01:00,041 would get back together. 34 00:01:00,141 --> 00:01:01,402 Please, don't go. 35 00:01:01,502 --> 00:01:02,803 You have a really wonderful daughter, 36 00:01:02,903 --> 00:01:04,485 and I love spending time with her. 37 00:01:04,585 --> 00:01:06,367 [newsman] Jeff Milner will be the next mayor. 38 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:08,129 -[Bette] What are those? -[Shane] Divorce papers. 39 00:01:08,229 --> 00:01:09,570 [Quiara] You're incapable of loving 40 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:11,372 anyone but your fucking self. 41 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:12,694 -[Macklin whines] -[Nat] You tried 42 00:01:12,794 --> 00:01:14,215 to make it work with my ex-wife 43 00:01:14,315 --> 00:01:15,937 because you thought it would make me happy. 44 00:01:16,037 --> 00:01:17,338 -I love you. -Just me? 45 00:01:17,438 --> 00:01:18,940 [Nat] Just you. 46 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:20,702 -[Scott] You must be a new fan. -Yeah. I'm Micah. 47 00:01:20,802 --> 00:01:23,184 -I'm José's husband. -[Rodolfo] I'm afraid 48 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:25,026 when things get hard, she's gonna leave you 49 00:01:25,126 --> 00:01:26,267 because, uh, that's what she knows. 50 00:01:26,367 --> 00:01:27,589 [Dani] Dad, we love each other. 51 00:01:27,689 --> 00:01:29,471 -And we're good together. -[moans] 52 00:01:29,571 --> 00:01:31,192 -Are you gonna tell Dani? -[Sophie] No. 53 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:32,534 -It's never gonna happen again. -Let's get married. 54 00:01:32,614 --> 00:01:33,715 You've always wanted to go to Hawaii. 55 00:01:33,815 --> 00:01:34,996 We can go tomorrow. 56 00:01:35,096 --> 00:01:36,718 I'm going home. To Missouri. 57 00:01:36,818 --> 00:01:37,879 My flight's tonight. 58 00:01:37,979 --> 00:01:39,361 [Sophie] You're my person. 59 00:01:39,461 --> 00:01:41,883 You're, like, the best part of my day. 60 00:01:41,983 --> 00:01:43,565 I love the shit out of you. 61 00:01:43,665 --> 00:01:45,007 [Finley] I love you, too, man. 62 00:01:45,107 --> 00:01:47,129 [Dani] I just want to be your wife. 63 00:01:47,229 --> 00:01:48,971 But I'll always be here for you. 64 00:01:49,071 --> 00:01:51,133 ♪ upbeat pop music ♪ 65 00:01:51,233 --> 00:01:52,534 [attendant] Welcome you to board 66 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:54,697 our nonstop flight to Kansas City. 67 00:01:54,797 --> 00:01:57,339 Final boarding call for flight 1256 to Honolulu. 68 00:01:57,439 --> 00:01:59,902 [Dani] And I love you. 69 00:02:00,002 --> 00:02:02,284 I love you so much. 70 00:02:03,566 --> 00:02:08,330 ♪ Help me, I don't know how to begin ♪ 71 00:02:10,653 --> 00:02:14,757 ♪ Never thought that I would let you in ♪ 72 00:02:14,857 --> 00:02:18,721 ♪ But you're the one I choose ♪ 73 00:02:18,821 --> 00:02:21,644 ♪ I belong with you ♪ 74 00:02:21,744 --> 00:02:23,806 ♪ So if you love me, let me know ♪ 75 00:02:23,906 --> 00:02:26,369 ♪ We don't have to fall so fast ♪ 76 00:02:26,469 --> 00:02:28,011 ♪ Take it slow ♪ 77 00:02:28,111 --> 00:02:30,533 ♪ Unless you want to hold me close ♪ 78 00:02:30,633 --> 00:02:33,576 ♪ We can make a good thing last ♪ 79 00:02:33,676 --> 00:02:35,098 ♪ Don't let go ♪ 80 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:36,860 ♪ You know perfect is impossible ♪ 81 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,341 ♪ But you got me hoping ♪ 82 00:02:38,441 --> 00:02:39,703 ♪ If the world is burning down ♪ 83 00:02:39,803 --> 00:02:43,346 ♪ You're the one I'm holding ♪ 84 00:02:43,446 --> 00:02:45,829 ♪ Don't let go ♪ 85 00:02:45,929 --> 00:02:47,551 There you are. 86 00:02:47,651 --> 00:02:49,233 [Sophie] Hi. 87 00:02:49,333 --> 00:02:51,435 -Oh, my God. Wow. -[chuckles] 88 00:02:51,535 --> 00:02:53,757 You look so beautiful. 89 00:02:53,857 --> 00:02:55,038 [chuckles] 90 00:02:55,138 --> 00:02:57,521 Um, so do you. You look amazing. 91 00:02:57,621 --> 00:02:59,163 Come on. 92 00:02:59,263 --> 00:03:00,925 [Rodolfo] Well, first of all, I know I speak 93 00:03:01,025 --> 00:03:03,727 for everyone in this room when I say that we are so happy 94 00:03:03,827 --> 00:03:06,250 you didn't get married in Hawaii. 95 00:03:06,350 --> 00:03:07,812 -[laughter] -Because 96 00:03:07,912 --> 00:03:10,334 we would hate to have missed this magic moment. 97 00:03:10,434 --> 00:03:13,417 The more I know Sophie, 98 00:03:13,517 --> 00:03:16,140 -the more impressed I am... -[woman whoops] 99 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,823 ...by her generosity, her integrity. 100 00:03:18,923 --> 00:03:20,384 [people murmuring quietly] 101 00:03:20,484 --> 00:03:22,587 You all know how much I love mi hija. 102 00:03:22,687 --> 00:03:26,150 The most important thing to me is Dani's happiness. 103 00:03:26,250 --> 00:03:28,473 And I have to say... 104 00:03:28,573 --> 00:03:30,755 I've never seen her happier than she is today. 105 00:03:30,855 --> 00:03:32,597 [people murmuring, aahing] 106 00:03:32,697 --> 00:03:34,239 Sophie... 107 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:36,401 -welcome into our family. -[woman whoops] 108 00:03:36,501 --> 00:03:37,642 [applause and cheering] 109 00:03:37,742 --> 00:03:38,603 -Brindemos. -[woman] Yay! 110 00:03:38,703 --> 00:03:40,125 To my daughter, Dani, 111 00:03:40,225 --> 00:03:42,848 and my new daughter, Sophie. 112 00:03:42,948 --> 00:03:46,371 May you find joy and happiness in one another forever. 113 00:03:46,471 --> 00:03:47,853 [people murmuring] 114 00:03:47,953 --> 00:03:50,295 -Salud. -[all] Salud. 115 00:03:50,395 --> 00:03:52,177 Cheers, baby. 116 00:03:52,277 --> 00:03:55,020 ♪ I could be fucking anything I want ♪ 117 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:58,423 ♪ Yes, I'm driven, I use what I'm given ♪ 118 00:03:58,523 --> 00:04:01,266 ♪ And I'm feeling just a little obsessed ♪ 119 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:02,988 ♪ I need to have ♪ 120 00:04:03,088 --> 00:04:04,750 -♪ A talk with myself ♪ -[distant siren wailing] 121 00:04:04,850 --> 00:04:07,873 ♪ I never listen when you say I can't ♪ 122 00:04:07,973 --> 00:04:11,637 ♪ Oh, what, I got a good gut ♪ 123 00:04:11,737 --> 00:04:13,799 ♪ Maybe you and I should have a talk ♪ 124 00:04:13,899 --> 00:04:16,082 -♪ Or not talk, never talk ♪ -♪ Not talk ♪ 125 00:04:16,182 --> 00:04:17,363 -♪ Never ♪ -♪ 'Cause I'm high ♪ 126 00:04:17,463 --> 00:04:18,764 [Shane] This it? 127 00:04:18,864 --> 00:04:20,946 ♪ And I'm not coming down soon ♪ 128 00:04:23,389 --> 00:04:25,491 ♪ Hit the fast lane, smoke on the freeway... ♪ 129 00:04:25,591 --> 00:04:26,813 [woman] Hello. 130 00:04:26,913 --> 00:04:28,254 [Eddie] What's up? 131 00:04:28,354 --> 00:04:30,096 -[woman] How are you? -[Shane] I'm good. 132 00:04:30,196 --> 00:04:32,138 [woman] Eddie. 133 00:04:32,238 --> 00:04:33,700 Aw, shit. 134 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:34,781 Shane, right? 135 00:04:34,881 --> 00:04:36,102 -[Shane] Eddie. -Mm-hmm. 136 00:04:36,202 --> 00:04:37,624 -How you doing? -[Eddie] I'm good. 137 00:04:37,724 --> 00:04:39,065 We call you Wannabe Eddie around here. 138 00:04:39,165 --> 00:04:40,627 Oh, yeah? All right, I'll take it. 139 00:04:40,727 --> 00:04:42,469 -Yo, is Cujo hypoallergenic? -Oh, yeah. 140 00:04:42,569 --> 00:04:44,150 -He's good. He's good. -All right, he better be. 141 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:45,572 If I start sneezing, both of y'all can get the fuck out. 142 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:47,914 -Come on. -Come on, Mack. 143 00:04:48,014 --> 00:04:50,317 Man, I been waiting a long time to meet you. 144 00:04:50,417 --> 00:04:51,958 -Is that so? -Yeah. 145 00:04:52,058 --> 00:04:53,560 I been hearing a lot about you. People keep saying 146 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:54,941 we're the white and Black versions of each other. 147 00:04:55,021 --> 00:04:56,363 Oh, okay. So it's like looking in a mirror. 148 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:57,684 Yeah, we'll see. 149 00:04:57,784 --> 00:04:59,526 -[chuckles] -Since Tess 150 00:04:59,626 --> 00:05:01,088 works for both of us, I figured it'd be a good opportunity 151 00:05:01,188 --> 00:05:02,689 to finally meet your ass. 152 00:05:02,789 --> 00:05:05,132 -All right. Yeah. -[Eddie] Grab a seat. 153 00:05:05,232 --> 00:05:06,653 Well, I hope I don't disappoint. Thank you. 154 00:05:06,753 --> 00:05:08,656 -[Eddie] Yeah, we'll see. -How you doing? 155 00:05:08,756 --> 00:05:10,938 How you doing? How you doing? What's up? 156 00:05:11,038 --> 00:05:13,741 -It's ten racks. -Yeah, yeah. 157 00:05:13,841 --> 00:05:15,503 [club music continues] 158 00:05:15,603 --> 00:05:16,864 We definitely gon' count it. 159 00:05:16,964 --> 00:05:18,265 Well, I'll be insulted if you don't. 160 00:05:18,365 --> 00:05:19,747 [Eddie] Uh-huh. 161 00:05:19,847 --> 00:05:21,188 Do me a favor and, uh, 162 00:05:21,288 --> 00:05:23,150 -just behave yourself. -I'll try. 163 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:25,252 A'ight, we good. 164 00:05:26,934 --> 00:05:28,156 [Tess] Okay. 165 00:05:28,256 --> 00:05:30,798 Everyone knows why we're here. 166 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:32,800 It's no-limit Texas Hold'em. 167 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:34,642 ♪♪♪ 168 00:05:34,742 --> 00:05:36,644 -How you doing? -I'm good. How are you? 169 00:05:36,744 --> 00:05:38,786 [Shane] Good, thank you. 170 00:05:39,948 --> 00:05:41,049 What's your name? 171 00:05:41,149 --> 00:05:42,250 -Chloe. -[Chloe] Chloe. 172 00:05:42,350 --> 00:05:44,853 -[Shane] Chloe, huh? -Chloe. 173 00:05:44,953 --> 00:05:46,494 Chloe, Chloe. Hi, I'm Shane. 174 00:05:46,594 --> 00:05:48,336 -Nice to meet you, Shane. -Nice to meet you. 175 00:05:48,436 --> 00:05:50,338 You let me know if you need anything else. 176 00:05:50,438 --> 00:05:52,020 -All right, I will. -Thank you. 177 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:53,822 [Chloe] You're welcome. 178 00:05:53,922 --> 00:05:55,383 ♪ upbeat rock music ♪ 179 00:05:55,483 --> 00:05:57,485 ♪♪♪ 180 00:05:59,247 --> 00:06:00,469 -[Nat] Okay, bye, guys! -[whistle blowing] 181 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:01,510 -Love you! -[Alice] Bye! 182 00:06:01,610 --> 00:06:02,791 Sorry about the waffles. 183 00:06:02,891 --> 00:06:04,673 [Nat] Have a good day at school! 184 00:06:04,773 --> 00:06:07,115 [horns honking] 185 00:06:07,215 --> 00:06:09,478 What is this person doing? 186 00:06:09,578 --> 00:06:11,160 What are you doing? Move up. 187 00:06:11,260 --> 00:06:14,923 -[laughing] -Move up, you motherfucker! 188 00:06:15,023 --> 00:06:17,526 Well, I'm glad you think I'm funny. 189 00:06:17,626 --> 00:06:19,688 Huh? N... Oh, no, no. I was just rereading 190 00:06:19,788 --> 00:06:21,130 the draft I sent to the publisher. 191 00:06:21,230 --> 00:06:23,813 Oh, okay, yes. Laughing at your own joke. 192 00:06:23,913 --> 00:06:27,576 -Yes. That makes more sense. -Do we still like the title 193 00:06:27,676 --> 00:06:29,098 "Lube, Boobs and Tubes" for the chapter 194 00:06:29,198 --> 00:06:31,340 -on my ovarian cyst? Yeah? -Oh, yeah. 195 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:33,623 -For sure. For sure. -Okay. 196 00:06:33,723 --> 00:06:34,904 And then when you're a best-selling author, 197 00:06:35,004 --> 00:06:36,746 you can have your own lube line. 198 00:06:36,846 --> 00:06:37,987 -Wow. -[horn honks] 199 00:06:38,087 --> 00:06:39,429 -I think we're... -Let's go! 200 00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:40,710 ...kind of getting ahead of ourselves 201 00:06:40,810 --> 00:06:42,151 with the lube, but yeah. 202 00:06:42,251 --> 00:06:43,793 [horns honking] 203 00:06:43,893 --> 00:06:45,315 Why isn't this line moving? 204 00:06:45,415 --> 00:06:47,437 'Cause that would just be too easy. 205 00:06:47,537 --> 00:06:50,220 Fucking hetero soccer mom. Go! 206 00:06:52,702 --> 00:06:54,644 You know what would be fun? 207 00:06:54,744 --> 00:06:56,806 What? 208 00:06:56,906 --> 00:06:58,368 A real quickie. 209 00:06:58,468 --> 00:06:59,569 -Really? -Yeah. 210 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:01,651 -In the back? -Get back there. 211 00:07:01,751 --> 00:07:03,753 -But the kids. -Who cares? 212 00:07:04,594 --> 00:07:05,816 Go, go, go. 213 00:07:05,916 --> 00:07:07,978 -[car door opens] -[Gigi] Morning. 214 00:07:08,078 --> 00:07:09,860 -[chuckles] -Hey, Gigi. Hi. 215 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,062 Wow. Happy to see 216 00:07:12,162 --> 00:07:13,864 you're still super into public sex. 217 00:07:13,964 --> 00:07:15,385 [laughs] 218 00:07:15,485 --> 00:07:17,708 Wait, is she kidding? Have you always liked...? 219 00:07:17,808 --> 00:07:19,029 What do you want? 220 00:07:19,129 --> 00:07:20,951 [sighs] 221 00:07:21,051 --> 00:07:22,393 To get back together. 222 00:07:22,493 --> 00:07:24,235 [laughing] 223 00:07:24,335 --> 00:07:25,516 -Oh. -I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 224 00:07:25,616 --> 00:07:26,757 -[muttering] -I'm joking. 225 00:07:26,857 --> 00:07:28,038 Wow. 226 00:07:28,138 --> 00:07:29,680 I'm dropping off Eli's class cupcakes. 227 00:07:29,780 --> 00:07:31,282 Do you want me to bring yours in, too? 228 00:07:31,382 --> 00:07:32,763 Oh, fuck me. 229 00:07:32,863 --> 00:07:34,645 -You forgot. -Yeah. 230 00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:35,846 -I did. -Okay. 231 00:07:35,946 --> 00:07:37,368 -Oh. I... -Well, I'll just... 232 00:07:37,468 --> 00:07:39,050 I'll have his teacher cut these in half. 233 00:07:39,150 --> 00:07:40,812 You know what? I have gum. 234 00:07:40,912 --> 00:07:42,213 -Oh, nice. -I have almonds. 235 00:07:42,313 --> 00:07:44,756 -I-- -Uh, I'm good. Thank you. 236 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:47,098 I will let you guys... 237 00:07:47,198 --> 00:07:48,780 Just trying to help. 238 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:52,343 ...get back to your car sex. 239 00:07:52,443 --> 00:07:53,985 You know... 240 00:07:54,085 --> 00:07:57,148 there's plenty of room back here. 241 00:07:57,248 --> 00:08:00,111 It can easily fit... 242 00:08:00,211 --> 00:08:01,353 three. 243 00:08:01,453 --> 00:08:02,914 -Okay. -Wow. 244 00:08:03,014 --> 00:08:04,115 -Not funny. -Yeah. 245 00:08:04,215 --> 00:08:05,036 -Okay, well-- -Have a good day. 246 00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:07,179 Have a good day. 247 00:08:09,100 --> 00:08:12,364 -She took two pieces. Two! -She winked at me. 248 00:08:12,464 --> 00:08:14,967 -She's a real menace. -What are we gonna do about her? 249 00:08:15,067 --> 00:08:17,209 Put a chip in her ear so we know when she's close? 250 00:08:17,309 --> 00:08:19,892 No, she needs a project. You know, something to focus on. 251 00:08:19,992 --> 00:08:22,134 Or someone. [gasps] 252 00:08:22,234 --> 00:08:24,056 -Yes. -She needs a girlfriend. 253 00:08:24,156 --> 00:08:25,377 Yes. 254 00:08:25,477 --> 00:08:27,139 Someone else's problem. 255 00:08:27,239 --> 00:08:29,702 -Yes! Okay, see? -Oh, my God. 256 00:08:29,802 --> 00:08:32,344 This is why I love you. Because you have the best ideas. 257 00:08:32,444 --> 00:08:34,387 -I do. Thank you. -You really do. 258 00:08:34,487 --> 00:08:35,868 [horn honks] 259 00:08:35,968 --> 00:08:36,969 -[doorbell rings] -[Bette] Of course I'm aware 260 00:08:37,049 --> 00:08:38,431 of what a huge platform it is 261 00:08:38,531 --> 00:08:40,152 and what a life-changing opportunity it could be. 262 00:08:40,252 --> 00:08:42,755 I'm just still weighing my options. 263 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:44,116 -Hello. -Where's Carrie? 264 00:08:44,216 --> 00:08:45,598 -She's coming. -Okay. 265 00:08:45,698 --> 00:08:47,400 She's just parking. 266 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,762 [scoffs] Well, as I... as I said, 267 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:52,405 I haven't made my final decision yet. 268 00:08:52,505 --> 00:08:55,088 Well, there are other things that we would need to discuss. 269 00:08:55,188 --> 00:08:57,090 This afternoon? 270 00:08:57,190 --> 00:08:59,212 Uh, yes, I think I could come in this afternoon. 271 00:08:59,312 --> 00:09:02,015 You know, wh-why don't I send you a-a text 272 00:09:02,115 --> 00:09:03,536 with some possible times. 273 00:09:03,636 --> 00:09:06,980 All right. Yeah. And you can just get back to me. 274 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,222 All right, terrific. Till then. Bye-bye. 275 00:09:09,322 --> 00:09:10,864 -I'm so sorry about that. -Please, 276 00:09:10,964 --> 00:09:12,426 -don't apologize. [chuckles] -[chuckles] 277 00:09:12,526 --> 00:09:14,187 -Oh, Bette. -Hi, honey. 278 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:15,949 -Carrie, hi. -I'm so sorry. 279 00:09:16,049 --> 00:09:18,592 I nicked your mailbox on the way up the driveway. 280 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:20,153 [Tina] Honey, it's not that bad. 281 00:09:20,253 --> 00:09:21,595 Listen, if you got some paint, 282 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:22,956 I could touch it up for you, no problem. 283 00:09:23,056 --> 00:09:24,398 -Oh, no. That's okay. -I'm so sorry. 284 00:09:24,498 --> 00:09:25,399 -[Tina] See? It's fine. -I really am. 285 00:09:25,499 --> 00:09:26,840 Man, that hill is a bitch. 286 00:09:26,940 --> 00:09:28,362 -[Bette] Yeah. -[Tina chuckles] 287 00:09:28,462 --> 00:09:29,923 It can be. You didn't need to bring anything. 288 00:09:30,023 --> 00:09:32,286 -I made a frittata. -[Carrie] Oh, how nice. 289 00:09:32,386 --> 00:09:35,329 I had a Groupon for this little Vietnamese bakery 290 00:09:35,429 --> 00:09:37,691 -down the street. Yeah. -[Bette] Oh. Groupon. 291 00:09:37,791 --> 00:09:39,173 -Yeah. -Got a lot of stuff. 292 00:09:39,273 --> 00:09:40,895 I have no idea what any of it is. 293 00:09:40,995 --> 00:09:42,777 -[chuckles] Okay. -Do you have a cutting board? 294 00:09:42,877 --> 00:09:45,700 -Uh, yes, sure. -Great. 295 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:48,462 Whoever was on the phone sounded pretty aggressive. 296 00:09:48,562 --> 00:09:50,705 Ugh. Isaac Zakarian. 297 00:09:50,805 --> 00:09:54,068 Wants me to join his gallery as managing director. 298 00:09:54,168 --> 00:09:56,070 -You're kidding. -Who's that? 299 00:09:56,170 --> 00:09:58,913 [laughs] He's an international megadealer. 300 00:09:59,013 --> 00:10:00,995 I mean, pretty much the biggest in the world, right? 301 00:10:01,095 --> 00:10:02,437 That he is. 302 00:10:02,537 --> 00:10:03,678 -[Carrie] Wow. -[Tina] Bette used to refer 303 00:10:03,778 --> 00:10:05,560 to him as the Armenian devil. 304 00:10:05,660 --> 00:10:07,882 Oh, isn't that a little bit racist? 305 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,884 Uh, I don't think I ever said that. 306 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,446 [Carrie] Yeah, well, that's the kind of thing 307 00:10:11,546 --> 00:10:12,707 that could've cost you the election, you know? 308 00:10:12,787 --> 00:10:14,529 Yeah, but I never said it, so... 309 00:10:14,629 --> 00:10:15,590 I mean, that must've been horrible for you, 310 00:10:15,670 --> 00:10:17,012 losing like that. 311 00:10:17,112 --> 00:10:19,294 I mean, what that must've been like for you, 312 00:10:19,394 --> 00:10:21,216 -I can't even imagine. Right? -[muttering] 313 00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:22,537 What, honey? 314 00:10:22,637 --> 00:10:24,339 No, I just... Since Hillary lost, 315 00:10:24,439 --> 00:10:26,061 you know, it's all I think about. 316 00:10:26,161 --> 00:10:27,863 These women losing elections. It's not right. 317 00:10:27,963 --> 00:10:29,705 Well, nobody likes losing. 318 00:10:29,805 --> 00:10:31,827 [Carrie] Actually, I'm a pretty good loser. 319 00:10:31,927 --> 00:10:34,470 You know, public defender and all. 320 00:10:34,570 --> 00:10:37,353 I give it my best, and then I move on. 321 00:10:37,453 --> 00:10:39,755 Do you have a better knife? This one's kind of dull. 322 00:10:39,855 --> 00:10:41,597 -[Bette] Sure. -Um, does Angie know we're here? 323 00:10:41,697 --> 00:10:43,359 [Bette] Uh, I told her. 324 00:10:43,459 --> 00:10:44,920 Hey, Angie? 325 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:46,882 I think, you know, you guys should start, so... 326 00:10:46,982 --> 00:10:48,444 Be easier for Angie. 327 00:10:48,544 --> 00:10:50,646 [quietly] Yeah, easier for Angie or easier for you? 328 00:10:50,746 --> 00:10:52,528 -[Angie] Hey. -[Carrie] Hey, honey. 329 00:10:52,628 --> 00:10:53,809 -[Angie] Hi. -[Tina] There you are. 330 00:10:53,909 --> 00:10:55,491 -Hi. -Good to see you. 331 00:10:55,591 --> 00:10:57,053 -It's good to see you, too. Hi. -[Tina] Hi, sweetie. 332 00:10:57,153 --> 00:10:59,155 Good to see you. 333 00:11:02,158 --> 00:11:03,580 Did someone die? 334 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:04,901 -[laughter] -No. 335 00:11:05,001 --> 00:11:06,983 I told you she was gonna think that. 336 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,745 -I know. She said it. -I said it word for word. 337 00:11:08,845 --> 00:11:10,386 -You said it. -No, everything is fine. 338 00:11:10,486 --> 00:11:11,948 Yeah. 339 00:11:12,048 --> 00:11:13,430 We just want to talk to you about our wedding. 340 00:11:13,530 --> 00:11:16,513 Yeah. We're thinking of doing it kind of soon. 341 00:11:16,613 --> 00:11:18,395 Okay. 342 00:11:18,495 --> 00:11:20,757 Is that a doughnut or...? 343 00:11:20,857 --> 00:11:22,279 Kind of. But there's meat in the middle. 344 00:11:22,379 --> 00:11:24,000 -[chuckles] -I made your favorite frittata 345 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,602 -if you want it. -Great. Awesome. 346 00:11:25,702 --> 00:11:27,324 I'll have both. 347 00:11:27,424 --> 00:11:30,167 So, we're... We're thinking about doing it this summer 348 00:11:30,267 --> 00:11:32,009 in Palm Springs. 349 00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:33,570 -[Carrie] Yep. -Mm. 350 00:11:33,670 --> 00:11:35,252 And we're gonna have a chicken and waffle truck 351 00:11:35,352 --> 00:11:37,174 at the end of the night, so all your friends can come. 352 00:11:37,274 --> 00:11:39,096 Anyone you want. [chuckles] 353 00:11:39,196 --> 00:11:41,198 Mm-hmm. 354 00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:44,261 -[Bette] You okay? -Yeah. 355 00:11:44,361 --> 00:11:46,143 Yeah, I'm... 356 00:11:46,243 --> 00:11:47,905 -Okay. [chuckles] -[Carrie] Good. 357 00:11:48,005 --> 00:11:49,467 -Look. I knew she'd be excited. -Okay. 358 00:11:49,567 --> 00:11:50,588 Right? 359 00:11:50,688 --> 00:11:52,350 It's a lot, I know. It's just... 360 00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:54,872 It's not too soon, just, 361 00:11:54,972 --> 00:11:56,914 um, that you're the first to know. 362 00:11:57,014 --> 00:11:58,396 -Yeah. -Yeah. 363 00:11:58,496 --> 00:12:00,238 They-they wanted to tell you all together. 364 00:12:00,338 --> 00:12:02,340 Right. Your moms and me, like the Three Amigos. [chuckles] 365 00:12:04,382 --> 00:12:06,124 You don't have to take it all in at once. 366 00:12:06,224 --> 00:12:07,765 No. No, no, no. No, that's not it. 367 00:12:07,865 --> 00:12:10,008 Um, you know... [stammers] 368 00:12:10,108 --> 00:12:12,170 it's just weird that I'm gonna... 369 00:12:12,270 --> 00:12:14,692 meet Carrie's family before I know anything 370 00:12:14,792 --> 00:12:16,855 about this other, like... 371 00:12:16,955 --> 00:12:18,496 big part of me. 372 00:12:18,596 --> 00:12:20,879 -What part of you? -What do you mean, sweetie? 373 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:22,941 Um... 374 00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:25,644 you know, uh, my donor. 375 00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:30,869 I thought you said it was a friend of yours. 376 00:12:30,969 --> 00:12:32,030 He wasn't a friend. 377 00:12:32,130 --> 00:12:33,672 He was just someone that I knew, 378 00:12:33,772 --> 00:12:35,394 and we had an agreement that he would remain anonymous 379 00:12:35,494 --> 00:12:36,635 -until Angie turned 18. -He was an artist 380 00:12:36,735 --> 00:12:38,157 that Bette knew and... Yeah. 381 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:39,998 -[Bette] You knew that. -Yeah, I-I know, I know. 382 00:12:40,098 --> 00:12:42,721 Um... but I still want to know more about who I am. 383 00:12:42,821 --> 00:12:44,523 Of course, of course. 384 00:12:44,623 --> 00:12:46,565 But, you know, if you still feel that way... 385 00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:48,567 -When you're 18. -...when you turn 18, right, 386 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:49,808 then we wouldn't stop you. 387 00:12:49,908 --> 00:12:51,951 But, um, you're not 18 yet. 388 00:12:53,632 --> 00:12:55,795 It's just one more year. 389 00:12:57,837 --> 00:13:00,580 You know, Angie, I did one of those DNA tests 390 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,381 where they swab your mouth and you send it away 391 00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:04,624 and they tell you all about your ancestry, you know? 392 00:13:04,724 --> 00:13:06,305 -[Angie] Yeah. -Turns out 393 00:13:06,405 --> 00:13:08,588 I'm a hundred percent Irish, which was not a shock. 394 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:12,352 But I, uh, I found a whole lot of cousins down in Florida. 395 00:13:12,452 --> 00:13:13,953 All of them were-were so kind to me. 396 00:13:14,053 --> 00:13:15,755 One of them owns a Jet Ski store. 397 00:13:15,855 --> 00:13:17,237 -Yeah. -Right? 398 00:13:17,337 --> 00:13:19,078 And he had every famous person in Florida there 399 00:13:19,178 --> 00:13:20,920 in the store-- even had Obama. 400 00:13:21,020 --> 00:13:22,082 -[laughing] -He has a picture like this 401 00:13:22,182 --> 00:13:23,243 with his arm around Obama. 402 00:13:23,343 --> 00:13:24,924 -[laughing] Yeah? -Who I heard 403 00:13:25,024 --> 00:13:26,886 is ten percent Irish, which means we could be cousins. 404 00:13:26,986 --> 00:13:28,408 Think about that. 405 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,971 That's-that's... that's cool. Can I do that? 406 00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,532 -Um... -Um... 407 00:13:32,632 --> 00:13:33,854 well... 408 00:13:33,954 --> 00:13:35,976 N-No. 409 00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:38,498 [Tina] You know what, sweetie? Why don't you let 410 00:13:38,598 --> 00:13:41,061 me and your mom-- we'll talk about it after we eat. 411 00:13:41,161 --> 00:13:42,503 -Yeah, sure. -Let's just talk about it. 412 00:13:42,603 --> 00:13:44,104 Sure. It's not a big deal either way. 413 00:13:44,204 --> 00:13:47,047 Just, you know, um... 414 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:50,070 -Look at this. -Yeah. 415 00:13:50,170 --> 00:13:52,313 Look, it's cut so nicely. 416 00:13:52,413 --> 00:13:54,114 -It's so doughy. -So doughy. [laughs] 417 00:13:54,214 --> 00:13:55,396 Did she make them? 418 00:13:55,496 --> 00:13:57,398 -It's impressive. -Well, no, actually. 419 00:13:57,498 --> 00:14:00,201 She-she had a Groupon. 420 00:14:00,301 --> 00:14:02,563 -Mm. Who knew? -Yeah. 421 00:14:02,663 --> 00:14:04,805 [Carrie and Tina chattering indistinctly] 422 00:14:04,905 --> 00:14:06,807 [softly] All right. 423 00:14:06,907 --> 00:14:08,769 ♪ slow, contemplative music ♪ 424 00:14:08,869 --> 00:14:10,912 ♪♪♪ 425 00:14:26,047 --> 00:14:28,189 [Sophie] Hey, babe, what do you want for break... 426 00:14:28,289 --> 00:14:30,872 Oh, no, no, no, no. Where's Micah? 427 00:14:30,972 --> 00:14:32,914 He's supposed to be helping you with all this. 428 00:14:33,014 --> 00:14:35,477 He went to the gym. He said he'd be right back, 429 00:14:35,577 --> 00:14:36,998 -but it's been a minute. -Mm. 430 00:14:37,098 --> 00:14:38,560 Do you think my dad can just sit at a table 431 00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,602 -in the corner by himself? -Whatever, Nùñez. 432 00:14:40,702 --> 00:14:42,484 It's gonna be perfect. 433 00:14:42,584 --> 00:14:45,607 'Cause after, we're gonna go to your family's house in Ojai... 434 00:14:45,707 --> 00:14:46,648 [sighs] 435 00:14:46,748 --> 00:14:49,331 ...oh, and be naked all day. 436 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:50,933 Maybe we should just run away now. 437 00:14:51,033 --> 00:14:52,694 No, no, no, no, no. 438 00:14:52,794 --> 00:14:54,697 No, I want to make these people cry. 439 00:14:54,797 --> 00:14:56,739 -[chuckles] -So don't fuck it up. 440 00:14:56,839 --> 00:14:58,100 Oh. 441 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,142 ♪ gentle music ♪ 442 00:15:00,242 --> 00:15:01,544 ♪♪♪ 443 00:15:01,644 --> 00:15:03,646 [sighs] 444 00:15:05,848 --> 00:15:08,270 -[phone chimes] -[shower running] 445 00:15:08,370 --> 00:15:10,553 Oh, shit. Uh, I got to... I got to run. 446 00:15:10,653 --> 00:15:12,275 Uh, Dani needs me. 447 00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:14,437 She thinks I'm at the gym. 448 00:15:14,537 --> 00:15:17,680 [chuckles] Did you hear me? I got to go. 449 00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:20,463 -[Jose] What'd you say? -I said I got to run. 450 00:15:21,824 --> 00:15:24,327 When am I gonna see you again? 451 00:15:24,427 --> 00:15:26,369 I don't know. 452 00:15:26,469 --> 00:15:28,471 Okay. 453 00:15:29,032 --> 00:15:31,694 I wish I could come to the wedding with you. 454 00:15:31,794 --> 00:15:34,057 You're gonna look so fine in that suit, too. 455 00:15:34,157 --> 00:15:36,860 [chuckles] Oh, I wish... I wish you could, too. 456 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,342 I mean... I mean, you can. 457 00:15:39,442 --> 00:15:42,145 -But you can't, so... -I know. 458 00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,388 I'm gonna leave him soon. It's just, it takes time 459 00:15:44,488 --> 00:15:47,391 to get out of a marriage, you know? It's complicated. 460 00:15:47,491 --> 00:15:49,753 Yeah. Yeah, it just, uh, 461 00:15:49,853 --> 00:15:51,755 it just feels like it's gotten more complicated 462 00:15:51,855 --> 00:15:53,317 since you moved back in with him. 463 00:15:53,417 --> 00:15:56,860 He's my husband. I had to give him a real chance. 464 00:15:57,861 --> 00:15:59,603 I got to go. 465 00:15:59,703 --> 00:16:01,745 ♪♪♪ 466 00:16:10,514 --> 00:16:12,016 -Great show, everybody! -[lively music playing] 467 00:16:12,116 --> 00:16:13,978 -Good night! Thank you so much! -[crowd cheering] 468 00:16:14,078 --> 00:16:17,001 Thank you! Thank you! 469 00:16:18,242 --> 00:16:21,546 -What a fantastic audience. -[Sophie] Good job, good job. 470 00:16:21,646 --> 00:16:23,147 Oh, my God, what a good show. 471 00:16:23,247 --> 00:16:24,509 Oh, Margaret Cho's agents keep calling. 472 00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:25,950 -Okay. -She wants to be on the show. 473 00:16:26,050 --> 00:16:27,271 I'm working on it. 474 00:16:27,371 --> 00:16:28,273 -[Alice] Great. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 475 00:16:28,373 --> 00:16:29,674 -Oh, my God! -What? 476 00:16:29,774 --> 00:16:31,636 -You're getting married. -[sighs] Oh, God, 477 00:16:31,736 --> 00:16:34,319 -you've got to stop doing that. -I... I like fucking with you. 478 00:16:34,419 --> 00:16:36,601 -[sighs] Here you go. -Thanks. 479 00:16:36,701 --> 00:16:38,963 Oh, your hair. You look amazing. I love the color. 480 00:16:39,063 --> 00:16:41,086 Thanks. Well, this focus group couldn't tell the difference 481 00:16:41,186 --> 00:16:42,407 between me and Betty White, so... 482 00:16:42,507 --> 00:16:44,009 I thought I should make a change. 483 00:16:44,109 --> 00:16:45,250 -[Sophie] Right. -And I did. 484 00:16:45,350 --> 00:16:47,092 Did you need to see me, or...? 485 00:16:47,192 --> 00:16:48,974 Yes. So, between the book and the show, 486 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:50,255 -I'm swamped. -Right. 487 00:16:50,355 --> 00:16:51,576 And the network wants me to do 488 00:16:51,676 --> 00:16:53,218 a new segment on the show this season. 489 00:16:53,318 --> 00:16:55,140 -Okay, how can I help? -So they want kind of a... 490 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:58,183 Oh. Like a Carpool Karaoke but with more gravitas. 491 00:16:58,283 --> 00:16:59,705 So, like, Carpool Karaoke meets... 492 00:16:59,805 --> 00:17:01,707 -Intervention? -No. Like... 493 00:17:01,807 --> 00:17:04,309 uh, like, Ellen's teacher giveaways meets, 494 00:17:04,409 --> 00:17:07,993 like, Oprah 2.0 meets the viral nature of Carpool Karaoke? 495 00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:11,797 Hi. Can we get two coffees but the way we like them? 496 00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:13,599 -Sure. -Thanks. 497 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,602 So uplifting but not silly, and interesting enough 498 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,364 for people to watch and share, right? 499 00:17:18,464 --> 00:17:20,446 Right. But through the "Alice" lens. 500 00:17:20,546 --> 00:17:22,848 Okay. I didn't think I had to say "queer." 501 00:17:22,948 --> 00:17:24,690 Well, I don't think we can explicitly, but... 502 00:17:24,790 --> 00:17:26,292 Right. I won't tell if you won't. 503 00:17:26,392 --> 00:17:27,734 So, I was gonna hire 504 00:17:27,834 --> 00:17:29,535 a new senior-level producer to do this. 505 00:17:29,635 --> 00:17:33,700 But, before I do that, I would like to offer you the job. 506 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,542 What? For real? 507 00:17:35,642 --> 00:17:37,223 Well, between your documentary background 508 00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:38,705 and everything you've learned since you came 509 00:17:38,805 --> 00:17:40,747 to work on the show, I think you could do it. 510 00:17:40,847 --> 00:17:42,148 I mean, it would be a fuck-ton of work, 511 00:17:42,248 --> 00:17:44,351 -but... -[chuckles] I mean, I-I'm just-- 512 00:17:44,451 --> 00:17:45,992 I'm so flattered. [laughs] 513 00:17:46,092 --> 00:17:49,636 Well, think it over. You know, it's a big decision. 514 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,798 -Long hours, shitty pay. -All right. 515 00:17:51,898 --> 00:17:53,720 -Yeah. Think about it. -Don't oversell it. 516 00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:55,562 Okay? Let me know. 517 00:17:55,662 --> 00:17:57,764 And until then... 518 00:17:57,864 --> 00:17:59,486 your suit. 519 00:17:59,586 --> 00:18:01,208 Tailored by the best in the biz. 520 00:18:01,308 --> 00:18:04,691 [gasps] Oh, wow! Thank you so much again. 521 00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:06,613 Wardrobe department did not need to do this. 522 00:18:06,713 --> 00:18:08,215 -But I'm so glad you did. -Well... 523 00:18:08,315 --> 00:18:10,057 Yeah, you're getting married. It's a big deal. 524 00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:11,418 -Here you go. -Thank you. 525 00:18:11,518 --> 00:18:13,520 Thanks. 526 00:18:16,844 --> 00:18:18,866 -Oh, my God. That's awful. -[groans softly] 527 00:18:18,966 --> 00:18:20,307 -[sighs] -[grunts] 528 00:18:20,407 --> 00:18:22,029 I miss Finley. 529 00:18:22,129 --> 00:18:24,071 -Don't you miss Finley? -Mm. 530 00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:26,153 I just feel a little lost without her. 531 00:18:26,253 --> 00:18:29,277 Like, she always anticipated my needs, you know? 532 00:18:29,377 --> 00:18:31,679 She used to do this thing. 533 00:18:31,779 --> 00:18:33,921 Before I went onstage, she'd be like, "Eye of the tiger, baby," 534 00:18:34,021 --> 00:18:36,284 with finger guns and stuff. I loved it. 535 00:18:36,384 --> 00:18:38,446 She'd sing it if I was having a really bad day. 536 00:18:38,546 --> 00:18:40,448 -Yeah, that sounds like Finley. -Yeah, she'd be like... 537 00:18:40,548 --> 00:18:42,490 ♪ Eye of the ti... ♪ Well, you know how it goes. 538 00:18:42,590 --> 00:18:43,771 You don't think she's coming back? 539 00:18:43,871 --> 00:18:45,093 There's not a chance or anything? 540 00:18:45,193 --> 00:18:47,255 [Sophie] Yeah, no. She's not coming back. 541 00:18:47,355 --> 00:18:49,217 She's staying in Kansas City, forever. 542 00:18:49,317 --> 00:18:51,780 Well, I'm gonna have to switch to tea if that's the case. 543 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,181 Uh, I'm-a get back to work. 544 00:18:53,281 --> 00:18:55,283 Okay. 545 00:18:57,405 --> 00:18:59,307 Would you like another coffee? 546 00:18:59,407 --> 00:19:01,069 Oh, gosh. You know, I just finished 547 00:19:01,169 --> 00:19:02,671 that delicious one you made me last. 548 00:19:02,771 --> 00:19:05,233 Um, but can you get me Sarah Finley on the phone? 549 00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:06,675 Yeah. For sure. 550 00:19:06,775 --> 00:19:08,597 Thanks. 551 00:19:08,697 --> 00:19:10,439 [sighs deeply] 552 00:19:10,539 --> 00:19:11,680 Yesterday. 553 00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:13,562 You've got to do it. I'll do it, too. 554 00:19:13,662 --> 00:19:14,983 I mean, maybe I have a famous cousin out there or something. 555 00:19:15,063 --> 00:19:18,047 -There's no way B will let me. -Why not? 556 00:19:18,147 --> 00:19:20,809 -'Cause it was Carrie's idea. -Mm, just don't tell her. 557 00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:23,012 I'll take you to Target and get you a kit, like, right now. 558 00:19:23,112 --> 00:19:24,934 [mouth full] Are you kidding? 559 00:19:25,034 --> 00:19:26,375 -Sorry. -[chuckles] 560 00:19:26,475 --> 00:19:28,497 If she found out that I went behind her back, 561 00:19:28,597 --> 00:19:30,660 she would just be so upset. 562 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:34,544 Well, maybe just ask her again, give her some time. 563 00:19:34,644 --> 00:19:35,945 No, she doesn't need time. 564 00:19:36,045 --> 00:19:38,147 -She needs a mood stabilizer. -Jesus. 565 00:19:38,247 --> 00:19:39,829 [Angie] Carrie was just being Carrie, 566 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,391 and my mom was so annoyed. 567 00:19:41,491 --> 00:19:43,152 [Jordi] Do you think she's, like, jealous? 568 00:19:43,252 --> 00:19:45,114 [Angie] I don't think she's jealous. 569 00:19:45,214 --> 00:19:48,758 I think the idea of adding Carrie into the family is scary. 570 00:19:48,858 --> 00:19:49,759 Hmm. 571 00:19:49,859 --> 00:19:51,601 But... whatever. 572 00:19:51,701 --> 00:19:53,083 B was not happy. 573 00:19:53,183 --> 00:19:54,684 That sucks, Angie. 574 00:19:54,784 --> 00:19:55,925 Yeah. 575 00:19:56,025 --> 00:19:57,968 Carrie's, like, kind of the best. 576 00:19:58,068 --> 00:19:59,649 -[chuckles] -She kind of is. 577 00:19:59,749 --> 00:20:01,571 No one agrees with me on this! 578 00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:03,493 ♪ Hi, hello, pick up the phone ♪ 579 00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:05,415 ♪ Yes, it's me, CEO ♪ 580 00:20:05,515 --> 00:20:07,698 ♪ Need a vacay, take a PTO... ♪ 581 00:20:07,798 --> 00:20:08,979 -[Bette] So they came over-- -[Shane] Mm-hmm. 582 00:20:09,079 --> 00:20:10,420 [Bette] They came over, 583 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,502 and, um, she ran into my mailbox. 584 00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:13,544 -No. -Why? Okay. 585 00:20:13,644 --> 00:20:15,185 Carrie is the fucking worst. 586 00:20:15,285 --> 00:20:17,267 Just, like, just everything is a fucking joke to her. 587 00:20:17,367 --> 00:20:18,709 -Ugh, I'm sorry, Bette. -Mm. You know 588 00:20:18,809 --> 00:20:19,830 -what she needs to realize? -Thank you. 589 00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:21,231 That she's at the bottom row 590 00:20:21,331 --> 00:20:22,473 -of the parenting pyramid, -[phone chiming] 591 00:20:22,573 --> 00:20:23,594 -like I am. It's just-- -Exactly. 592 00:20:23,694 --> 00:20:25,436 -You know? -Exactly. Ooh. 593 00:20:25,536 --> 00:20:27,998 I'm sorry. I'm getting bombarded with job offers. Thank you. 594 00:20:28,098 --> 00:20:29,760 Well, that's because you're the best and everybody knows it. 595 00:20:29,860 --> 00:20:33,124 Thank you. I just don't know why it annoys me so much. 596 00:20:33,224 --> 00:20:34,525 Oh. I do. 597 00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:36,327 I think it's because their togetherness 598 00:20:36,427 --> 00:20:38,249 just highlights the fact that I'm alone. 599 00:20:38,349 --> 00:20:40,291 I mean, Tina has Carrie, and she makes her laugh. 600 00:20:40,391 --> 00:20:42,293 She's all jokey. And I have-- Oh, yeah, 601 00:20:42,393 --> 00:20:43,895 that's right. I have no one. I'm gonna die alone. 602 00:20:43,995 --> 00:20:45,897 -Mm, come on. Come on. -No, you're not. No, no. 603 00:20:45,997 --> 00:20:47,659 You know why I know that's not gonna happen? 604 00:20:47,759 --> 00:20:49,581 -Because you always have Angie. -[chuckles] 605 00:20:49,681 --> 00:20:51,102 Yeah. You two could be like 606 00:20:51,202 --> 00:20:52,083 -the Grey Gardens... -What's wrong with that? 607 00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:53,424 ...of this generation. 608 00:20:53,524 --> 00:20:54,385 -That's so messed up. -But, I mean, 609 00:20:54,485 --> 00:20:55,947 in a much better house. 610 00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:57,128 -Less raccoons, obviously. -Cleaner, for sure. 611 00:20:57,208 --> 00:20:58,630 -Yeah. -But, really, 612 00:20:58,730 --> 00:21:00,151 what is the likelihood that I'm gonna be able 613 00:21:00,251 --> 00:21:02,394 to find someone who meets all of my criteria 614 00:21:02,494 --> 00:21:03,635 and fits into my life with Angie? 615 00:21:03,735 --> 00:21:05,597 Criteria? Jesus. 616 00:21:05,697 --> 00:21:06,758 Yeah, criteria. 617 00:21:06,858 --> 00:21:08,039 Actually, I am kind of curious. 618 00:21:08,139 --> 00:21:09,161 -What's your criteria? -Mm-hmm. 619 00:21:09,261 --> 00:21:10,482 Um, well, 620 00:21:10,582 --> 00:21:12,444 she'd have to have kids of her own. 621 00:21:12,544 --> 00:21:14,126 -[Shane] Mm-hmm. -Ideally. 622 00:21:14,226 --> 00:21:16,848 And, um, not be married or straight. 623 00:21:16,948 --> 00:21:18,410 And have a job. 624 00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:19,371 Obviously. 625 00:21:19,471 --> 00:21:20,813 No, not a job. 626 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,895 A career. She'd have to have a career. 627 00:21:22,995 --> 00:21:24,656 Needs to be as passionate about her work 628 00:21:24,756 --> 00:21:26,458 as I am about mine. 629 00:21:26,558 --> 00:21:27,740 -No way. -Are you sure about that? 630 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,341 -Yeah. -No. 631 00:21:29,441 --> 00:21:31,584 No, you've always kind of wanted more of, like, 632 00:21:31,684 --> 00:21:33,185 a wifey wife-wife kind of type. 633 00:21:33,285 --> 00:21:35,307 -Mm-mm! No. -[Shane] Uh-huh. 634 00:21:35,407 --> 00:21:36,829 -[Alice] Yeah. -It's okay. 635 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,010 You just want somebody to deal with the stuff 636 00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:39,472 you can't be bothered with. 637 00:21:39,572 --> 00:21:41,474 Who cares? 638 00:21:41,574 --> 00:21:42,955 [gasping loudly] 639 00:21:43,055 --> 00:21:44,637 -Oh, my God. -You all right? 640 00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:46,439 -What? Are you okay? -What's wrong? Are you choking? 641 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,281 I have the perfect person for you. 642 00:21:48,381 --> 00:21:49,762 -Really? -Oh, God. Please, don't let her 643 00:21:49,862 --> 00:21:51,564 set you up. That's how I spent my 30th birthday 644 00:21:51,664 --> 00:21:54,407 with eight hippies in a fucking yurt. 645 00:21:54,507 --> 00:21:55,728 Okay. You loved it. 646 00:21:55,828 --> 00:21:57,370 -Listen to me. -No, I didn't. What? 647 00:21:57,470 --> 00:21:59,212 [Alice] Shane, if she finds someone by tomorrow, 648 00:21:59,312 --> 00:22:01,674 you don't have to be her date at Dani and Sophie's wedding. 649 00:22:04,117 --> 00:22:05,779 I mean, you could give it a chance, right? 650 00:22:05,879 --> 00:22:07,741 I mean, you never know where love's gonna turn up. 651 00:22:07,841 --> 00:22:09,823 -[Alice] It's all around you. -It's everywhere. 652 00:22:09,923 --> 00:22:12,025 ♪ upbeat, rhythmic music ♪ 653 00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:14,127 ♪♪♪ 654 00:22:15,729 --> 00:22:17,631 [Bette] Back in the day, whenever somebody left 655 00:22:17,731 --> 00:22:19,633 a museum job to become an art dealer, 656 00:22:19,733 --> 00:22:22,516 we used to say, "They've gone over to the dark side." 657 00:22:22,616 --> 00:22:25,999 [scoffs] That's a little overly simplistic, don't you think? 658 00:22:26,099 --> 00:22:28,202 [chuckles softly] Maybe. A little. 659 00:22:28,302 --> 00:22:29,883 So, Bette... [exhales] 660 00:22:29,983 --> 00:22:32,566 what you were doing at CAC almost 20 years ago, 661 00:22:32,666 --> 00:22:35,329 combining art and social activism, 662 00:22:35,429 --> 00:22:38,052 nobody was doing that back then. 663 00:22:38,152 --> 00:22:41,575 I assume you still care about those issues you championed? 664 00:22:41,675 --> 00:22:44,338 I don't know if you were paying attention, but I ran for mayor. 665 00:22:44,438 --> 00:22:46,941 -And I voted for you. -[chuckles] Bullshit, Zakarian. 666 00:22:47,041 --> 00:22:50,004 All right, look, you can go back to being a museum director. 667 00:22:50,965 --> 00:22:52,947 I know you've had a lot of offers. 668 00:22:53,047 --> 00:22:56,190 And you could mount a show every couple of years 669 00:22:56,290 --> 00:22:58,433 that moves the needle incrementally 670 00:22:58,533 --> 00:23:00,675 for artists of color. 671 00:23:00,775 --> 00:23:04,439 Or you could join the biggest art house in the world 672 00:23:04,539 --> 00:23:07,642 and represent dozens of marginalized artists 673 00:23:07,742 --> 00:23:10,945 and pay off your campaign debt the first year of your contract. 674 00:23:11,946 --> 00:23:13,969 Hmm. 675 00:23:14,069 --> 00:23:16,131 You know, I could be a little irritated that, 676 00:23:16,231 --> 00:23:19,895 in your myopic vision, you've somehow associated me solely 677 00:23:19,995 --> 00:23:21,897 with BIPOC artists, when, in fact, 678 00:23:21,997 --> 00:23:24,339 I've worked with pretty much every major artist 679 00:23:24,439 --> 00:23:25,821 of the last two decades. 680 00:23:25,921 --> 00:23:27,983 But, instead, I will simply point out 681 00:23:28,083 --> 00:23:31,467 that you represent exactly three artists of color. 682 00:23:31,567 --> 00:23:33,669 Which is another reason I need you. 683 00:23:33,769 --> 00:23:36,432 I mean, those marginalized artists are suddenly 684 00:23:36,532 --> 00:23:38,834 the hottest commodity in the art world. 685 00:23:38,934 --> 00:23:42,878 And I find, for the first time in my career, that, uh, 686 00:23:42,978 --> 00:23:45,040 I'm behind the curve. 687 00:23:45,140 --> 00:23:47,643 So I will meet your salary demands. 688 00:23:47,743 --> 00:23:50,006 [chuckles] Wait. You're not gonna... 689 00:23:50,106 --> 00:23:52,688 You're not gonna insult me with a lowball offer? 690 00:23:52,788 --> 00:23:54,490 [sighs] 691 00:23:54,590 --> 00:23:56,332 Plus, 692 00:23:56,432 --> 00:24:00,096 a signing bonus for all your BIPOC artists. 693 00:24:00,196 --> 00:24:01,978 No. 694 00:24:02,078 --> 00:24:04,881 Signing bonuses for all artists I add to the roster. 695 00:24:06,602 --> 00:24:08,605 Of course. 696 00:24:10,326 --> 00:24:12,328 Plus ten percent of sales. 697 00:24:13,770 --> 00:24:16,192 [sighs softly] 698 00:24:16,292 --> 00:24:18,114 All right. We have a deal. 699 00:24:18,214 --> 00:24:20,036 -Ah. Wonderful. -All right. 700 00:24:20,136 --> 00:24:23,280 Mr. Zakarian, I've got Daniel Katz from the CAC on the line. 701 00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:24,801 Excellent. 702 00:24:24,901 --> 00:24:26,763 -Well, tell him I said hello. -Yes, I will. 703 00:24:26,863 --> 00:24:30,187 Oh, uh, your office is straight ahead. 704 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:33,010 Make yourself comfortable. 705 00:24:33,110 --> 00:24:35,012 ♪ contemplative music ♪ 706 00:24:35,112 --> 00:24:37,154 ♪♪♪ 707 00:24:44,802 --> 00:24:46,804 [sighs] 708 00:24:48,045 --> 00:24:50,047 Asshole. 709 00:24:55,012 --> 00:24:56,954 [Alice] Oh, Carl. 710 00:24:57,054 --> 00:24:58,516 No, you're too much. 711 00:24:58,616 --> 00:24:59,957 [laughs] It was-- 712 00:25:00,057 --> 00:25:02,039 No, I put it in the second, uh, chapter 713 00:25:02,139 --> 00:25:04,041 'cause I did pee my pants, really. 714 00:25:04,141 --> 00:25:05,043 I-I know. 715 00:25:05,143 --> 00:25:06,644 And my parents... I know. 716 00:25:06,744 --> 00:25:08,926 Yeah, I've been working on it for months. 717 00:25:09,026 --> 00:25:10,889 Oh. Hilarious? 718 00:25:10,989 --> 00:25:12,650 It's the book publisher. They love the book. 719 00:25:12,750 --> 00:25:14,332 [whispers] Oh, my God. 720 00:25:14,432 --> 00:25:17,375 Really? Oh, you want to move up the publishing date? 721 00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:18,737 Okay. 722 00:25:18,837 --> 00:25:20,258 [chuckles] That sounds fantastic. 723 00:25:20,358 --> 00:25:21,339 -Yeah. -[Sophie gasps] 724 00:25:21,439 --> 00:25:23,381 All right. Okay. 725 00:25:23,481 --> 00:25:25,223 Okay. Love to the wife. 726 00:25:25,323 --> 00:25:26,825 -Bye-bye. -[laughs] Ah. 727 00:25:26,925 --> 00:25:28,707 Oh, my God. Holy shit! Alice! 728 00:25:28,807 --> 00:25:30,469 -Yes. They love the book. -[gasps] ♪ They love the book ♪ 729 00:25:30,569 --> 00:25:31,670 [both] ♪ They love the book ♪ 730 00:25:31,770 --> 00:25:32,951 ♪ They love my book ♪ 731 00:25:33,051 --> 00:25:34,473 ♪ They love my... ♪ Sorry. 732 00:25:34,573 --> 00:25:36,595 Um, yeah, they're gonna send their best editor 733 00:25:36,695 --> 00:25:38,477 -to help me get it done in time. -Wow. 734 00:25:38,577 --> 00:25:40,159 Well, do they want a lot of changes or something? 735 00:25:40,259 --> 00:25:42,040 No, no, no, no. They just want to make, 736 00:25:42,140 --> 00:25:43,642 like, a last pass before it goes to print, you know? 737 00:25:43,742 --> 00:25:45,284 [chuckles] I can't wait to buy my copy. 738 00:25:45,384 --> 00:25:47,086 Oh, more good news. I spoke to Finley. 739 00:25:47,186 --> 00:25:48,767 She said if I needed her, she'd come back. 740 00:25:48,867 --> 00:25:51,130 What? No, she's supposed to stay in Kansas City. 741 00:25:51,230 --> 00:25:53,052 No, I know, but I said we both missed her, and she'd-- 742 00:25:53,152 --> 00:25:55,775 Wait, you did what?! 743 00:25:55,875 --> 00:25:57,416 I just, uh, well, I... 744 00:25:57,516 --> 00:25:59,618 -[chuckles] -Um, no, no, no. 745 00:25:59,718 --> 00:26:01,380 You just... you got to tell her that she can't come back. 746 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:02,982 She cannot come back here. 747 00:26:03,082 --> 00:26:04,584 Okay, what's going on? 748 00:26:04,684 --> 00:26:06,746 -Everyone's looking at us. -Um... 749 00:26:06,846 --> 00:26:08,968 Um, all right, just come on. 750 00:26:12,492 --> 00:26:14,494 [Sophie sighs] 751 00:26:17,417 --> 00:26:19,439 [exhales] Um... 752 00:26:19,539 --> 00:26:22,282 -So, um... -Yeah. So... 753 00:26:22,382 --> 00:26:24,964 Finley, uh, and I-- 754 00:26:25,064 --> 00:26:28,328 we, um... you know. 755 00:26:28,428 --> 00:26:29,769 We, um, uh... 756 00:26:29,869 --> 00:26:31,131 Oh. Did it? 757 00:26:31,231 --> 00:26:33,453 Yeah. 758 00:26:33,553 --> 00:26:36,256 When-when did you... when did you guys...? 759 00:26:36,356 --> 00:26:39,539 Just, uh, when we wrapped last season. 760 00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:42,062 -[clears throat] -Oh. Fuck. 761 00:26:42,162 --> 00:26:43,423 Yeah, in the green room. 762 00:26:43,523 --> 00:26:46,266 Oh. I nap on that couch. 763 00:26:46,366 --> 00:26:47,868 [stammers] I mean, it was... 764 00:26:47,968 --> 00:26:50,511 Look, it was a... it was a one-time thing. 765 00:26:50,611 --> 00:26:53,594 -Mm-hmm. -And it didn't mean anything. 766 00:26:53,694 --> 00:26:56,036 And, I mean, it was... 767 00:26:56,136 --> 00:26:57,518 it was fucking amazing. 768 00:26:57,618 --> 00:26:58,959 Well, I don't need the... 769 00:26:59,059 --> 00:27:00,401 -details. -But she's gone and it's done. 770 00:27:00,501 --> 00:27:01,962 -Okay. -And Dani doesn't know. 771 00:27:02,062 --> 00:27:04,045 And now I think that I should've told her. 772 00:27:04,145 --> 00:27:05,846 Well, do you think that I should tell her? 773 00:27:05,946 --> 00:27:08,809 Um... 774 00:27:08,909 --> 00:27:12,854 I... uh, I would leave it in the past, 775 00:27:12,954 --> 00:27:14,936 and I would just focus on the future. 776 00:27:15,036 --> 00:27:16,938 -Right. Right, right, right. -Yeah. 777 00:27:17,038 --> 00:27:18,259 -[chuckles] -Yeah. 778 00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:20,181 No. No, I can't do that. 779 00:27:20,281 --> 00:27:23,464 I can't marry her and-and not tell her. 780 00:27:23,564 --> 00:27:25,066 -Oh. -Well, I'm just gonna go 781 00:27:25,166 --> 00:27:27,028 to our wedding rehearsal dinner, I'm just gonna tell her. 782 00:27:27,128 --> 00:27:29,431 Okay, so opposite of what I just said. 783 00:27:29,531 --> 00:27:31,192 Yeah. 784 00:27:31,292 --> 00:27:32,354 ♪ bright music ♪ 785 00:27:32,454 --> 00:27:34,356 Hi. Oh, thank you. 786 00:27:34,456 --> 00:27:36,498 ♪♪♪ 787 00:27:50,312 --> 00:27:52,214 [Dani] There you are. 788 00:27:52,314 --> 00:27:53,415 Hey. I'm sorry that 789 00:27:53,515 --> 00:27:54,817 -I'm late. -Hey. 790 00:27:54,917 --> 00:27:58,180 Wow. [chuckles] You look so beautiful. 791 00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,462 Um, so do you. 792 00:28:00,562 --> 00:28:02,564 You look amazing. 793 00:28:05,127 --> 00:28:06,909 -Shall we? -Yeah. 794 00:28:07,009 --> 00:28:08,791 [laughs] Come on. 795 00:28:08,891 --> 00:28:10,833 Can you believe we're getting married tomorrow? 796 00:28:10,933 --> 00:28:12,675 [Nana] Oh, here comes the bride. 797 00:28:12,775 --> 00:28:14,517 -[applause] -Need to talk to you. 798 00:28:14,617 --> 00:28:16,719 Uh, yeah, just give me a minute. 799 00:28:16,819 --> 00:28:18,961 -♪ tense music ♪ -[panting softly] 800 00:28:19,061 --> 00:28:21,524 -[amplified heartbeat] -[indistinct chatter] 801 00:28:21,624 --> 00:28:24,687 [panting] 802 00:28:24,787 --> 00:28:25,768 [Rodolfo] Ay, mi cariño. 803 00:28:25,868 --> 00:28:28,211 Come here. Come here. 804 00:28:28,311 --> 00:28:29,853 -Please. -[clinks glass] 805 00:28:29,953 --> 00:28:32,455 Well, first of all, I know I speak 806 00:28:32,555 --> 00:28:34,177 for everyone in this room when I say 807 00:28:34,277 --> 00:28:36,940 that we are so happy you didn't get married in Hawaii. 808 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,381 [laughter] 809 00:28:38,481 --> 00:28:40,584 [panting] 810 00:28:40,684 --> 00:28:43,346 [Sophie] Getting married. 811 00:28:43,446 --> 00:28:45,108 You're getting married. 812 00:28:45,208 --> 00:28:46,830 [Rodolfo] Sophie, I want to welcome you 813 00:28:46,930 --> 00:28:48,231 into our family. 814 00:28:48,331 --> 00:28:51,034 -Salud. -[all] Salud. 815 00:28:51,134 --> 00:28:52,996 [glasses clinking] 816 00:28:53,096 --> 00:28:55,599 [heartbeat continues faster] 817 00:28:55,699 --> 00:28:57,361 [Sophie] This feels too good. 818 00:28:57,461 --> 00:28:59,603 [Sophie and Finley moaning] 819 00:28:59,703 --> 00:29:01,925 I'll be right back. 820 00:29:02,025 --> 00:29:04,068 [indistinct chatter] 821 00:29:12,997 --> 00:29:14,939 -You told him? -I'm sorry. 822 00:29:15,039 --> 00:29:16,340 Cheating is a deal-breaker for Dani. 823 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:17,822 You know this. I know this. 824 00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:19,183 You have to tell her. 825 00:29:19,283 --> 00:29:20,945 I want to, but-- 826 00:29:21,045 --> 00:29:22,547 But-but what? If you love her, then I-I think you have to-- 827 00:29:22,647 --> 00:29:24,028 You know I love her. You know that. 828 00:29:24,128 --> 00:29:25,189 You have to tell her. 829 00:29:25,289 --> 00:29:26,351 -[Sophie] I-I will. -When? 830 00:29:26,451 --> 00:29:27,992 [Sophie] Uh, I-I don't know. 831 00:29:28,092 --> 00:29:30,395 I-I... I-I think you got to do it before the wedding. 832 00:29:30,495 --> 00:29:33,077 Yes, okay? Yes, I promise. 833 00:29:33,177 --> 00:29:35,640 I promise you that I will tell her. 834 00:29:35,740 --> 00:29:37,562 -All right? -Okay. Okay, I'm sorry. 835 00:29:37,662 --> 00:29:38,803 [Dani] Tell me what? 836 00:29:38,903 --> 00:29:40,945 [gentle piano music playing] 837 00:29:47,432 --> 00:29:49,514 Tell me what? 838 00:29:50,675 --> 00:29:52,677 [Sophie sighs] 839 00:29:54,519 --> 00:29:56,521 Um... 840 00:29:57,723 --> 00:29:59,945 -[sighs] -Is it the place? 841 00:30:00,045 --> 00:30:02,027 Is it the place? Is it too formal? 842 00:30:02,127 --> 00:30:03,429 No. No, it's fine. 843 00:30:03,529 --> 00:30:05,871 No, no, no, it's not. It's not. 844 00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:07,633 Really, it's fine. 845 00:30:07,733 --> 00:30:09,875 -Let me make it up to you. -What? You don't have to do... 846 00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:11,877 You don't have to make up anything. It's fine. 847 00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:13,078 Do you want to go out tonight? 848 00:30:13,178 --> 00:30:16,362 -What-what do you mean? -Like... 849 00:30:16,462 --> 00:30:19,605 Like, we could throw our own bachelorette party or something. 850 00:30:19,705 --> 00:30:21,527 Just you and me? 851 00:30:21,627 --> 00:30:23,209 Yeah. 852 00:30:23,309 --> 00:30:26,052 Yeah, we can... we can, uh... we can get shit-faced, 853 00:30:26,152 --> 00:30:28,975 and we can dance a little bit. 854 00:30:29,075 --> 00:30:31,177 We can fuck in a bathroom stall 855 00:30:31,277 --> 00:30:32,659 -like we did when we first met. -[chuckles] No. 856 00:30:32,759 --> 00:30:35,101 -Shh. Wow. -No one's listening. 857 00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:37,584 Um... 858 00:30:37,684 --> 00:30:39,706 -Yeah. -Yeah? 859 00:30:39,806 --> 00:30:41,187 Yeah. Yeah, I'd love that. 860 00:30:41,287 --> 00:30:44,871 -Yes. Okay. -Okay. Mwah. 861 00:30:44,971 --> 00:30:46,272 Come on. 862 00:30:46,372 --> 00:30:48,875 ♪ slow, dramatic music ♪ 863 00:30:48,975 --> 00:30:51,017 ♪♪♪ 864 00:31:09,556 --> 00:31:11,558 [zippering] 865 00:31:14,121 --> 00:31:15,863 -Whoa. -Hey. Oh. 866 00:31:15,963 --> 00:31:18,385 -Hi. You look amazing. -Thank you. 867 00:31:18,485 --> 00:31:19,987 [Bette sighs] 868 00:31:20,087 --> 00:31:21,989 I-I'm just going out for a little while. 869 00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:25,633 Um, well, I-I... Um, Alice has a friend, 870 00:31:25,733 --> 00:31:27,595 and I-I'm gonna just... 871 00:31:27,695 --> 00:31:30,117 Well, I'm just gonna spend, um-- 872 00:31:30,217 --> 00:31:32,200 -You mean like a blind date? -[laughs] Yeah. 873 00:31:32,300 --> 00:31:34,922 -Yeah. -I mean, it might be a disaster. 874 00:31:35,022 --> 00:31:37,225 I don't know, but... 875 00:31:44,712 --> 00:31:47,095 Ange, your-your mom and I discussed it, 876 00:31:47,195 --> 00:31:48,737 -and we were-- -Oh, can I say something first? 877 00:31:48,837 --> 00:31:50,058 -Oh, of course. -Sorry. 878 00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:52,460 -No, go ahead. -Um... 879 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,023 so... 880 00:31:55,123 --> 00:31:57,265 just because I am curious 881 00:31:57,365 --> 00:32:00,989 about my donor doesn't mean 882 00:32:01,089 --> 00:32:03,592 that I think he is my dad or anything. 883 00:32:03,692 --> 00:32:07,276 Like, that word doesn't even sound right. 884 00:32:07,376 --> 00:32:10,479 -You're my mom, and-- -I know. I know that. I-I know. 885 00:32:10,579 --> 00:32:12,321 And I get that it might be hard for you-- 886 00:32:12,421 --> 00:32:13,762 -No, no, no, no. -I just want you to know-- 887 00:32:13,862 --> 00:32:15,484 It's not.... No, no, no. It's not that. 888 00:32:15,584 --> 00:32:18,407 It's not that at all. It's not hard for me at all. 889 00:32:18,507 --> 00:32:21,010 It's just, um... 890 00:32:21,110 --> 00:32:25,254 we promised him that he could remain anonymous. 891 00:32:25,354 --> 00:32:27,376 We promised him. 892 00:32:27,476 --> 00:32:29,699 And he gave us you. 893 00:32:29,799 --> 00:32:31,420 At a time when it was difficult for us, 894 00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:32,982 as lesbians, to have children. 895 00:32:33,082 --> 00:32:34,183 -I know. -Yeah, and I think 896 00:32:34,283 --> 00:32:36,546 we need to honor that. 897 00:32:36,646 --> 00:32:37,907 [Bette sighs softly] 898 00:32:38,007 --> 00:32:39,509 Okay. 899 00:32:39,609 --> 00:32:40,670 I get it. 900 00:32:40,770 --> 00:32:42,772 All right. 901 00:32:45,655 --> 00:32:46,916 -Oh. -What? 902 00:32:47,016 --> 00:32:49,078 -Uh... -Do you-- 903 00:32:49,178 --> 00:32:50,800 I hate to sandwich a no with a no, 904 00:32:50,900 --> 00:32:53,203 but T and I don't think it's a good idea 905 00:32:53,303 --> 00:32:55,205 for you to do that genealogy test. 906 00:32:55,305 --> 00:32:56,726 -Oh. -Yeah, just those... 907 00:32:56,826 --> 00:32:58,168 those companies, they collect all your data. 908 00:32:58,268 --> 00:32:59,529 -Mm-hmm. -And-and, I mean, I know 909 00:32:59,629 --> 00:33:00,931 -you're a young adult. -Right. 910 00:33:01,031 --> 00:33:02,813 -But you're not 18 yet. -Mm-hmm. 911 00:33:02,913 --> 00:33:05,896 And-and we would just feel more comfortable 912 00:33:05,996 --> 00:33:07,297 if you waited, okay? 913 00:33:07,397 --> 00:33:09,099 -Yeah. Sure. Of course. -Good. 914 00:33:09,199 --> 00:33:11,101 All right. Well, God knows I won't be out late. 915 00:33:11,201 --> 00:33:12,542 -Mm-hmm. -So just call me 916 00:33:12,642 --> 00:33:14,224 if you need anything. 917 00:33:14,324 --> 00:33:16,226 -Love you. -I love you, too. 918 00:33:16,326 --> 00:33:18,689 Can you see my underwear in this? 919 00:33:20,010 --> 00:33:22,833 -No. -Okay. All right. 920 00:33:22,933 --> 00:33:24,935 [sighs] Good. 921 00:33:27,137 --> 00:33:29,360 [door opens] 922 00:33:29,460 --> 00:33:31,122 [door closes] 923 00:33:31,222 --> 00:33:33,124 ♪ dramatic music ♪ 924 00:33:33,224 --> 00:33:35,826 ♪♪♪ 925 00:33:42,553 --> 00:33:44,495 [Cappa's "Trouble Finds Me" playing] 926 00:33:44,595 --> 00:33:47,538 Yeah, yeah. Just give me 20 minutes. 927 00:33:47,638 --> 00:33:49,380 Tess, there was a line. What do you want me to do? 928 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,542 You want to eat? 929 00:33:51,642 --> 00:33:54,906 Yeah. No, and I got you the vegetarian one. 930 00:33:55,006 --> 00:33:56,748 Okay. All right. Yeah. 931 00:33:56,848 --> 00:33:58,950 Just, yeah, give me 20, 25 at most. 932 00:33:59,050 --> 00:34:01,593 Okay. All right. 933 00:34:01,693 --> 00:34:03,695 [grunts softly] 934 00:34:06,097 --> 00:34:08,280 [sighs] 935 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:10,582 -[engine starts] -[phone chimes] 936 00:34:12,344 --> 00:34:14,346 Hi, Chloe. 937 00:34:15,307 --> 00:34:17,569 ♪ Bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, bum, ba-dum, ba-dum ♪ 938 00:34:17,669 --> 00:34:19,411 ♪ Bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, hey ♪ 939 00:34:19,511 --> 00:34:21,373 ♪ Bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, bum, ba-dum, ba-dum ♪ 940 00:34:21,473 --> 00:34:23,776 ♪ Bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, hey ♪ 941 00:34:23,876 --> 00:34:25,497 -♪ I don't find trouble, yeah ♪ -All right. 942 00:34:25,597 --> 00:34:28,020 ♪ Trouble finds me ♪ 943 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,542 ♪ Ah-ya-ya, yeah, ah-ya-ee ♪ 944 00:34:30,642 --> 00:34:31,944 ♪ Trouble finds me ♪ 945 00:34:32,044 --> 00:34:34,346 ♪ Ah-ya-ya, yeah, ah-ya-ee ♪ 946 00:34:34,446 --> 00:34:35,708 ♪ Trouble finds me ♪ 947 00:34:35,808 --> 00:34:39,432 ♪ Ah-ya-ya, yeah, ah-ya-ee ♪ 948 00:34:39,532 --> 00:34:41,954 ♪ I don't find trouble, yeah, trouble finds me ♪ 949 00:34:42,054 --> 00:34:44,237 Hi. 950 00:34:44,337 --> 00:34:46,439 Um... God. 951 00:34:46,539 --> 00:34:48,541 [sighs] 952 00:34:50,583 --> 00:34:52,045 [woman] Shut the fuck up! 953 00:34:52,145 --> 00:34:54,567 Hey. I-I... I-I'm sorry. 954 00:34:54,667 --> 00:34:57,050 -Actually, I have a, um... -This is too good. 955 00:34:57,150 --> 00:35:00,053 Nat and Alice are legitimately hilarious. 956 00:35:00,153 --> 00:35:03,096 -Are they? -Uh, yeah, they are. They are. 957 00:35:03,196 --> 00:35:05,018 I mean, I think so. You look amazing. 958 00:35:05,118 --> 00:35:06,660 -Oh. -Is this Tom Ford? 959 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,622 -Thank you. Yes. Yeah. -It's hot. 960 00:35:08,722 --> 00:35:10,463 I heard the scallops are amazing. 961 00:35:10,563 --> 00:35:12,425 You down to share? 962 00:35:12,525 --> 00:35:14,347 Sure. Yeah. 963 00:35:14,447 --> 00:35:15,829 Here you go. 964 00:35:15,929 --> 00:35:17,190 [woman, on laptop] I hope you don't mind. 965 00:35:17,290 --> 00:35:18,992 Don't fall for it, Amanda. 966 00:35:19,092 --> 00:35:20,354 [Amanda] It's 10 p.m. Why do you have sunglasses on? 967 00:35:20,454 --> 00:35:21,715 Oh, please, it's the husband. 968 00:35:21,815 --> 00:35:23,557 -It's always the husband. -[door opens] 969 00:35:23,657 --> 00:35:25,759 [door closes] 970 00:35:25,859 --> 00:35:27,601 -[Alice] Hi. -Hi. 971 00:35:27,701 --> 00:35:29,763 -[laptop key clicks] -No, I was not watching 972 00:35:29,863 --> 00:35:31,125 three hours of SVU. 973 00:35:31,225 --> 00:35:32,646 That would be a crazy thing to do. 974 00:35:32,746 --> 00:35:35,369 Well, I had a truly insane day full of sex, 975 00:35:35,469 --> 00:35:36,850 scandal and regret. 976 00:35:36,950 --> 00:35:38,052 Oh, who was your guest? 977 00:35:38,152 --> 00:35:40,214 Oh, no, that was just my staff. 978 00:35:40,314 --> 00:35:42,336 [chuckles] Do you want some wine? 979 00:35:42,436 --> 00:35:43,698 Oh, yeah. Love some. 980 00:35:43,798 --> 00:35:45,459 Did you hear from Bette? 981 00:35:45,559 --> 00:35:48,262 Oh, my God, I totally forgot. 982 00:35:48,362 --> 00:35:50,184 -Oh, well, I didn't. -Did you? 983 00:35:50,284 --> 00:35:51,906 -I heard from Gigi. -And? 984 00:35:52,006 --> 00:35:55,550 Okay. She texted me some emojis, which are unclear, 985 00:35:55,650 --> 00:35:57,752 but I think that means it's going well. 986 00:35:57,852 --> 00:35:59,434 Oh, my God, do you think this means we're not gonna 987 00:35:59,534 --> 00:36:01,436 have to see Gigi tomorrow? 988 00:36:01,536 --> 00:36:04,399 -One can only hope. -♪ That would be amazing. ♪ 989 00:36:04,499 --> 00:36:06,501 All right, let's see this show. 990 00:36:07,862 --> 00:36:10,045 Let me see what all the hype is about. 991 00:36:10,145 --> 00:36:12,147 It's so good. 992 00:36:15,750 --> 00:36:17,652 Does she always wear a leather jacket? 993 00:36:17,752 --> 00:36:19,374 -Of course. -She's serious. 994 00:36:19,474 --> 00:36:20,695 -Mm-hmm. -Who's that? 995 00:36:20,795 --> 00:36:22,057 I don't know. 996 00:36:22,157 --> 00:36:23,198 You don't know, and you've been watching 997 00:36:23,278 --> 00:36:24,299 this whole time? 998 00:36:24,399 --> 00:36:26,581 Just some bitch on this episode. 999 00:36:26,681 --> 00:36:28,724 [KiNG MALA's "B4U" playing] 1000 00:36:31,246 --> 00:36:33,429 -I missed you today. -I missed you. 1001 00:36:33,529 --> 00:36:35,350 -You did? -Mm-hmm. 1002 00:36:35,450 --> 00:36:36,912 -How was your day? -Great. 1003 00:36:37,012 --> 00:36:39,234 -Great now. -Yeah? 1004 00:36:39,334 --> 00:36:43,138 ♪ Guess it doesn't feel real when I think it all through ♪ 1005 00:36:44,300 --> 00:36:46,582 ♪ But I like it ♪ 1006 00:36:48,264 --> 00:36:52,848 ♪ Always thought that I knew, always thought that I knew ♪ 1007 00:36:52,948 --> 00:36:55,611 ♪ Which direction, perfection ♪ 1008 00:36:55,711 --> 00:36:58,955 ♪ In every little thing that I do ♪ 1009 00:37:02,799 --> 00:37:04,801 Nat? 1010 00:37:05,922 --> 00:37:07,924 Nat. 1011 00:37:09,005 --> 00:37:11,007 Nat. 1012 00:37:11,608 --> 00:37:13,189 -Oh, my God. -Oh. 1013 00:37:13,289 --> 00:37:14,831 -What? I wasn't... -No. 1014 00:37:14,931 --> 00:37:16,753 [stammers] Look... 1015 00:37:16,853 --> 00:37:18,395 No. Don't follow me. 1016 00:37:18,495 --> 00:37:20,557 I wasn't asleep. I was just resting my eyes. 1017 00:37:20,657 --> 00:37:23,160 -Uh-uh! No! -I have heavy lids. 1018 00:37:23,260 --> 00:37:25,322 Wow. 1019 00:37:25,422 --> 00:37:29,486 [chuckling] So, I finally get on the paddleboard. 1020 00:37:29,586 --> 00:37:31,969 -Mm-hmm. -I'm up maybe 30 seconds, 1021 00:37:32,069 --> 00:37:35,412 and then, bam, I go down hard. 1022 00:37:35,512 --> 00:37:38,295 Like feet over head, board over me. 1023 00:37:38,395 --> 00:37:41,158 They send someone over to save me. 1024 00:37:42,199 --> 00:37:44,702 The woman never called me again. 1025 00:37:44,802 --> 00:37:47,685 [chuckling softly] 1026 00:37:50,247 --> 00:37:53,831 So how 'bout you? What's your worst date? 1027 00:37:53,931 --> 00:37:55,112 Oh, gosh. 1028 00:37:55,212 --> 00:37:56,634 I don't even remember. 1029 00:37:56,734 --> 00:37:58,316 Oh, come on. 1030 00:37:58,416 --> 00:38:00,598 Bette Porter doesn't go on bad dates? 1031 00:38:00,698 --> 00:38:03,261 Takes the pressure off this one, I guess. 1032 00:38:04,262 --> 00:38:08,526 Uh, well, in all honesty, I just... I haven't been 1033 00:38:08,626 --> 00:38:11,769 -on a date in a long time. -Hmm. 1034 00:38:11,869 --> 00:38:14,572 I think-- I guess I find the whole concept 1035 00:38:14,672 --> 00:38:17,776 just a... [chuckles] a little sad. 1036 00:38:17,876 --> 00:38:20,658 Wow. Okay. 1037 00:38:20,758 --> 00:38:23,021 I personally find it to be 1038 00:38:23,121 --> 00:38:26,985 a useful step in the process of... 1039 00:38:27,085 --> 00:38:28,667 I don't know, getting to know someone 1040 00:38:28,767 --> 00:38:30,188 you might like to spend more time with, or... 1041 00:38:30,288 --> 00:38:31,790 No, that's not what I meant. 1042 00:38:31,890 --> 00:38:32,971 Look, I completely get it. L.A. is filled with... 1043 00:38:33,051 --> 00:38:36,515 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 1044 00:38:36,615 --> 00:38:38,957 Okay, here's the deal, all right? 1045 00:38:39,057 --> 00:38:41,119 That's Tina, my ex, Carrie, her fiancée. 1046 00:38:41,219 --> 00:38:42,801 Not a fan. They're getting married this summer. 1047 00:38:42,901 --> 00:38:44,042 -Okay. -[Tina] Look who it is. 1048 00:38:44,142 --> 00:38:45,404 -[Carrie] Imagine this. -Hi. 1049 00:38:45,504 --> 00:38:46,405 -[Bette] Hi. -Hello. 1050 00:38:46,505 --> 00:38:49,168 Hey. Hi. This is, um... 1051 00:38:49,268 --> 00:38:50,849 You-you know, Alice had this... 1052 00:38:50,949 --> 00:38:52,451 Hi. I'm Gigi. 1053 00:38:52,551 --> 00:38:53,973 Oh. Oh. [chuckles] 1054 00:38:54,073 --> 00:38:55,454 Wow. Nice to finally meet you. 1055 00:38:55,554 --> 00:38:57,456 Nice to meet you. And you must be Carrie. 1056 00:38:57,556 --> 00:38:59,178 -Yes. -I've heard so much about you. 1057 00:38:59,278 --> 00:39:01,220 Oh, really? Anything Bette's told you about me is 1058 00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:04,343 subject to cross-examination. [laughs] 1059 00:39:04,443 --> 00:39:06,626 I'm kidding. I know we're all part of the same team. 1060 00:39:06,726 --> 00:39:08,988 -[Gigi] What team is that? -Yankees. 1061 00:39:09,088 --> 00:39:10,830 All the way. Yankees or die. 1062 00:39:10,930 --> 00:39:12,712 [laughter] 1063 00:39:12,812 --> 00:39:14,754 [Tina] Well, I hear this place is great. 1064 00:39:14,854 --> 00:39:16,356 It is. Get the scallops. 1065 00:39:16,456 --> 00:39:18,037 They are perfectly seared. 1066 00:39:18,137 --> 00:39:20,079 Ooh. No, I got a texture thing with scallops, honey. 1067 00:39:20,179 --> 00:39:22,242 No can do. I can't, no. 1068 00:39:22,342 --> 00:39:24,584 Well, save 'em for the grown-ups, right? 1069 00:39:27,347 --> 00:39:30,090 -Well, enjoy your dinner. -You, too. 1070 00:39:30,190 --> 00:39:32,192 -You, too. -Okay. 1071 00:39:35,395 --> 00:39:38,779 -Okay, I would say I love you... -Mm. 1072 00:39:38,879 --> 00:39:40,701 ...but I don't really know you that well. 1073 00:39:40,801 --> 00:39:42,462 No, go ahead, say it. 1074 00:39:42,562 --> 00:39:44,905 Nat and Alice would be thrilled. [laughs] 1075 00:39:45,005 --> 00:39:46,627 What the hell is she talking about? 1076 00:39:46,727 --> 00:39:48,188 "Save 'em for the grown-ups." What does she think I am? 1077 00:39:48,288 --> 00:39:49,349 Where are you, honey? 1078 00:39:49,449 --> 00:39:50,751 -I'm coming. -Go ahead. 1079 00:39:50,851 --> 00:39:52,893 [pop music playing quietly] 1080 00:40:01,662 --> 00:40:03,704 Does it hurt to see them together? 1081 00:40:06,307 --> 00:40:08,609 I'm sorry. You don't have to answer that. 1082 00:40:08,709 --> 00:40:10,711 [sighs] 1083 00:40:12,593 --> 00:40:17,278 It was hard for me, at first, to see Nat with Alice. 1084 00:40:21,362 --> 00:40:25,306 You make a life with someone, and when it's over, 1085 00:40:25,406 --> 00:40:27,408 it's like you're spinning in the dark. 1086 00:40:32,454 --> 00:40:35,777 I just really thought that, uh... 1087 00:40:39,541 --> 00:40:41,323 Well, at first, when-when she left, 1088 00:40:41,423 --> 00:40:43,365 I thought, uh, I thought Tina just needs 1089 00:40:43,465 --> 00:40:44,846 some space, you know? 1090 00:40:44,946 --> 00:40:46,208 I mean, she's spent practically her entire 1091 00:40:46,308 --> 00:40:48,050 adult life in my orbit. 1092 00:40:48,150 --> 00:40:50,893 She probably just needs to be front and center for a while. 1093 00:40:50,993 --> 00:40:52,214 But then, um... 1094 00:40:52,314 --> 00:40:54,316 You thought she'd come back to you. 1095 00:41:00,162 --> 00:41:02,985 Carrie's looking over here and she looks pissed. 1096 00:41:03,085 --> 00:41:04,466 [laughs] 1097 00:41:04,566 --> 00:41:05,908 Now, I don't want to complain again, but here. 1098 00:41:06,008 --> 00:41:07,670 They make the font so small, honey. Look. 1099 00:41:07,770 --> 00:41:09,472 You're gonna have to read it to me, 1100 00:41:09,572 --> 00:41:11,073 -'cause I can't even read it. -[laughs] 1101 00:41:11,173 --> 00:41:12,595 And if I don't know what's in the dish, sweetie, 1102 00:41:12,695 --> 00:41:14,196 -you know what's gonna happen? -What? 1103 00:41:14,296 --> 00:41:16,319 -I'm gonna get reflux. -You always say this. 1104 00:41:16,419 --> 00:41:17,920 I know, but I'm gonna order something, 1105 00:41:18,020 --> 00:41:19,842 I'm gonna get reflux. Gonna ruin my whole night. 1106 00:41:19,942 --> 00:41:21,244 [chuckles, sighs] 1107 00:41:21,344 --> 00:41:22,645 Do you think Bette's okay? 1108 00:41:22,745 --> 00:41:24,767 -Bette? -Yeah. 1109 00:41:24,867 --> 00:41:26,529 No, I don't think she's okay. 1110 00:41:26,629 --> 00:41:28,291 I think she's in love with you. 1111 00:41:28,391 --> 00:41:30,533 [scoffs] No, she is not. 1112 00:41:30,633 --> 00:41:32,135 Yes, she is. 1113 00:41:32,235 --> 00:41:34,778 I mean, she's sitting with that beautiful woman, 1114 00:41:34,878 --> 00:41:37,220 and all she can do is look over here and stare at you. 1115 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,783 Do you think she's beautiful? 1116 00:41:39,883 --> 00:41:43,466 Objectively, in, like, a common kind of way, I guess. 1117 00:41:43,566 --> 00:41:45,388 -[laughs] -Yes, I guess I could say so, 1118 00:41:45,488 --> 00:41:47,270 but, honey, she's no you. 1119 00:41:47,370 --> 00:41:49,793 Trust me on that one. 1120 00:41:49,893 --> 00:41:52,476 And, listen, if you want to order the scallops, 1121 00:41:52,576 --> 00:41:54,157 I'll totally try the scallops. 1122 00:41:54,257 --> 00:41:55,879 Remember when we were in Mexico 1123 00:41:55,979 --> 00:41:57,641 and you got me to eat that raw fish? 1124 00:41:57,741 --> 00:42:00,084 You said, "It's ceviche. Who knew that was raw fish?" 1125 00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:01,885 -Yeah, I did. -I loved that. 1126 00:42:01,985 --> 00:42:03,968 I don't know why I'm so quick to just throw things away, 1127 00:42:04,068 --> 00:42:05,449 you know what I mean? 1128 00:42:05,549 --> 00:42:07,951 If you want the scallops, I'll do the scallops. 1129 00:42:09,353 --> 00:42:11,355 I think you're beautiful. 1130 00:42:14,478 --> 00:42:17,001 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1131 00:42:18,843 --> 00:42:20,845 That's a nice thing to say. 1132 00:42:23,407 --> 00:42:25,069 I love you. 1133 00:42:25,169 --> 00:42:27,371 I love you, too. 1134 00:42:32,377 --> 00:42:34,078 [chuckles softly] 1135 00:42:34,178 --> 00:42:36,281 They're definitely talking about us again. 1136 00:42:36,381 --> 00:42:37,602 -Really? -Mm. 1137 00:42:37,702 --> 00:42:39,744 [AG's "Terrible Thing" playing] 1138 00:42:41,105 --> 00:42:44,849 ♪ Honey, you're so cold ♪ 1139 00:42:44,949 --> 00:42:46,451 Come here. 1140 00:42:46,551 --> 00:42:49,074 ♪ You left me unpatrolled ♪ 1141 00:42:50,715 --> 00:42:52,858 Oh, we're... Wait, we're really doing this? 1142 00:42:52,958 --> 00:42:54,960 Yeah. We're doing this. 1143 00:42:55,801 --> 00:42:59,464 ♪ Do things I don't want to do ♪ 1144 00:42:59,564 --> 00:43:03,308 ♪ Ooh, oh, for you ♪ 1145 00:43:03,408 --> 00:43:05,911 ♪ You terrible thing ♪ 1146 00:43:06,011 --> 00:43:09,955 ♪ You terrible thing, you ♪ 1147 00:43:10,055 --> 00:43:11,357 ♪ Terrible thing ♪ 1148 00:43:11,457 --> 00:43:14,259 ♪ You beautiful thing ♪ 1149 00:43:17,102 --> 00:43:20,546 ♪ You beautiful thing ♪ 1150 00:43:22,067 --> 00:43:23,970 -[whispers] You're very naughty. -♪ You terrible thing ♪ 1151 00:43:24,070 --> 00:43:26,933 -[laughing] -What are you laughing at? 1152 00:43:27,033 --> 00:43:29,776 Nothing. No. You're just, you're so excited, 1153 00:43:29,876 --> 00:43:31,137 I can barely keep up with you. 1154 00:43:31,237 --> 00:43:32,739 Who knew poker would be so fun, huh? 1155 00:43:32,839 --> 00:43:34,620 -It is fun. -It is. 1156 00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:37,303 I love that. I love seeing you happy. 1157 00:43:37,403 --> 00:43:39,345 Thank you. 1158 00:43:39,445 --> 00:43:41,708 -Oh, ladies first, please. -Oh. 1159 00:43:41,808 --> 00:43:43,269 -[Shane] Hi. -[Tess] Hi. 1160 00:43:43,369 --> 00:43:44,671 -[Parker] Buy in. -[Shane] Yeah, it's ten, right? 1161 00:43:44,771 --> 00:43:47,033 [R&B music playing quietly] 1162 00:43:47,133 --> 00:43:49,135 Yup. 1163 00:43:50,937 --> 00:43:51,798 Hey. 1164 00:43:51,898 --> 00:43:54,000 [Eddie] 'Sup? 1165 00:43:54,100 --> 00:43:55,842 Eddie, what's going on? 1166 00:43:55,942 --> 00:43:57,644 -Is there a game tonight? -Nah. 1167 00:43:57,744 --> 00:44:00,387 Not tonight. Shane, why don't you sit down. 1168 00:44:01,788 --> 00:44:03,650 No, I'm okay. I think I can, I can stand. 1169 00:44:03,750 --> 00:44:05,212 Man, sit your ass down. 1170 00:44:05,312 --> 00:44:06,934 You should, you should sit. 1171 00:44:07,034 --> 00:44:09,296 All right, all right, all right. I'm sitting, Tess. Jesus. 1172 00:44:09,396 --> 00:44:10,417 All right. 1173 00:44:10,517 --> 00:44:12,499 [clears throat] Yeah. 1174 00:44:12,599 --> 00:44:15,022 Shane, do you know why I started this poker game? 1175 00:44:15,122 --> 00:44:16,904 -No. -Because I wanted a place 1176 00:44:17,004 --> 00:44:19,226 for Black lesbians to be able to come, 1177 00:44:19,326 --> 00:44:20,908 kick it and just vibe. 1178 00:44:21,008 --> 00:44:24,712 Mainly because y'all take up a lot of space in WeHo. 1179 00:44:24,812 --> 00:44:26,313 That Dinah Shore shit is not for us, 1180 00:44:26,413 --> 00:44:28,436 and I don't fuck with your music. 1181 00:44:28,536 --> 00:44:30,238 It's wack. 1182 00:44:30,338 --> 00:44:33,401 What I wanted to do was sort of bring our worlds together. 1183 00:44:33,501 --> 00:44:37,325 So by allowing you to come into our space, 1184 00:44:37,425 --> 00:44:40,848 I assumed you'd be respectful of my house. 1185 00:44:40,948 --> 00:44:43,571 Uh, okay. I, um, I think you lost me. 1186 00:44:43,671 --> 00:44:45,673 You tried to fuck my wife. 1187 00:44:46,114 --> 00:44:47,575 That was my reaction, too. 1188 00:44:47,675 --> 00:44:48,977 [Shane] I'm sorry. Hold on. Chloe. 1189 00:44:49,077 --> 00:44:51,419 I had no idea she was your wife. 1190 00:44:51,519 --> 00:44:52,941 Truly, she said nothing. 1191 00:44:53,041 --> 00:44:55,664 She don't really have to say anything to you. 1192 00:44:55,764 --> 00:44:57,425 She can fuck whoever she wants. 1193 00:44:57,525 --> 00:44:59,347 I told you to behave yourself, 1194 00:44:59,447 --> 00:45:01,349 and now the bridge has been burned. 1195 00:45:01,449 --> 00:45:02,871 All right? I can't have you coming in here trying to 1196 00:45:02,971 --> 00:45:04,232 colonize our game night. 1197 00:45:04,332 --> 00:45:05,554 You got to get the fuck out of here 1198 00:45:05,654 --> 00:45:07,155 -and never come back. -Okay, uh, 1199 00:45:07,255 --> 00:45:08,437 I'd just like the money that I just 1200 00:45:08,537 --> 00:45:09,518 passed off for the night. 1201 00:45:09,618 --> 00:45:10,839 10K is gone. 1202 00:45:10,939 --> 00:45:13,221 We just gonna call it reparations. 1203 00:45:15,184 --> 00:45:18,327 That's fair. Yeah. Okay. 1204 00:45:18,427 --> 00:45:20,089 -[Tess] Let's go. -My apologies. 1205 00:45:20,189 --> 00:45:22,491 -I had no idea. [clears throat] -[whispers] I'm sorry. 1206 00:45:22,591 --> 00:45:23,933 -[Eddie] Yeah, I-I receive that. -[Tess] Go. 1207 00:45:24,033 --> 00:45:25,214 All right, I'm going. 1208 00:45:25,314 --> 00:45:26,495 Sorry, Eddie. 1209 00:45:26,595 --> 00:45:28,057 God bless. 1210 00:45:28,157 --> 00:45:29,458 -[Shane] You, too. -Mm-hmm. 1211 00:45:29,558 --> 00:45:32,581 -Shit. -Oh, my God. 1212 00:45:32,681 --> 00:45:35,024 Jesus Christ. Tess, I swear to God, 1213 00:45:35,124 --> 00:45:36,746 I had no idea that was her wife. 1214 00:45:36,846 --> 00:45:37,907 -I know. -I swear to you. 1215 00:45:38,007 --> 00:45:40,430 -Please trust me. -I know. I know. 1216 00:45:40,530 --> 00:45:43,112 Oh, my God, you should've seen your face though. 1217 00:45:43,212 --> 00:45:44,394 -What? Me? -[laughs] 1218 00:45:44,494 --> 00:45:45,875 -You should have seen your face! -No! 1219 00:45:45,975 --> 00:45:47,837 Don't put that on me. You're projecting. 1220 00:45:47,937 --> 00:45:50,320 [Bad Bunny and Jhay Cortez's "Dákita" playing, in Spanish] 1221 00:45:50,420 --> 00:45:51,801 [lively chatter, cheering] 1222 00:45:51,901 --> 00:45:54,023 ♪♪♪ 1223 00:46:00,950 --> 00:46:02,612 [panting] 1224 00:46:02,712 --> 00:46:05,655 Um... Hey, hey. 1225 00:46:05,755 --> 00:46:07,337 I-I have to tell you something. 1226 00:46:07,437 --> 00:46:09,579 Okay. 1227 00:46:09,679 --> 00:46:11,862 [clears throat] 1228 00:46:11,962 --> 00:46:14,344 Um... 1229 00:46:14,444 --> 00:46:16,466 Alice offered me a promotion today. 1230 00:46:16,566 --> 00:46:18,989 That's great, baby! Congratulations! 1231 00:46:19,089 --> 00:46:21,432 I know. It's-it's a lot of work though 1232 00:46:21,532 --> 00:46:23,634 and a lot of responsibility, so... 1233 00:46:23,734 --> 00:46:26,196 I have... I have no doubt that you can handle it. 1234 00:46:26,296 --> 00:46:28,479 Yeah, but we want to start a family. 1235 00:46:28,579 --> 00:46:30,281 Yeah. 1236 00:46:30,381 --> 00:46:33,043 You're gonna look so cute pregnant. 1237 00:46:33,143 --> 00:46:35,326 Oh, God. Mm. 1238 00:46:35,426 --> 00:46:36,847 [laughs] 1239 00:46:36,947 --> 00:46:39,730 But I don't want to do both. 1240 00:46:39,830 --> 00:46:42,934 Okay. Well, then tell her, baby. 1241 00:46:43,034 --> 00:46:44,976 Thank her for believing in you, and tell her that right now 1242 00:46:45,076 --> 00:46:47,979 it just doesn't fit in with your plans. 1243 00:46:48,079 --> 00:46:50,081 -With our plans. -[chuckles] 1244 00:46:51,242 --> 00:46:52,664 I want to have babies with you. 1245 00:46:52,764 --> 00:46:54,465 [chuckles] 1246 00:46:54,565 --> 00:46:56,788 You're gonna be the best mama ever. 1247 00:46:56,888 --> 00:46:58,750 [chuckles] 1248 00:46:58,850 --> 00:47:00,472 [laughs] Oh, my God. 1249 00:47:00,572 --> 00:47:02,153 I had the weirdest dream last night. 1250 00:47:02,253 --> 00:47:03,234 What? 1251 00:47:03,334 --> 00:47:04,956 -Say it. -I-I can't tell you. 1252 00:47:05,056 --> 00:47:06,798 -Stop it. What? Tell me. -Mm. 1253 00:47:06,898 --> 00:47:08,240 [gasps] Wait, wait. 1254 00:47:08,340 --> 00:47:11,363 Was it a sex dream? [gasps] 1255 00:47:11,463 --> 00:47:13,285 Tell me everything. Oh, my God. 1256 00:47:13,385 --> 00:47:15,047 I want every detail. 1257 00:47:15,147 --> 00:47:16,328 -About Bette Porter? -Oh... 1258 00:47:16,428 --> 00:47:18,450 -I know. I know. -Whoa. [chuckles] 1259 00:47:18,550 --> 00:47:21,253 I know, I know, I know. It-it... it's weird, but I... 1260 00:47:21,353 --> 00:47:23,055 I feel like it happened for a reason. 1261 00:47:23,155 --> 00:47:24,616 -Okay. -I think it was, like, 1262 00:47:24,716 --> 00:47:27,419 my subconscious trying to tell me to tell you 1263 00:47:27,519 --> 00:47:31,624 that-that I had a crush on her when I worked for her. 1264 00:47:31,724 --> 00:47:35,548 A-And even though it doesn't mean anything, 1265 00:47:35,648 --> 00:47:38,070 I just thought you should know before we got married, you know? 1266 00:47:38,170 --> 00:47:40,833 -[exhales] -Mm. Well... 1267 00:47:40,933 --> 00:47:42,595 [exhales] Ooh. 1268 00:47:42,695 --> 00:47:44,997 I mean, is-is... 1269 00:47:45,097 --> 00:47:46,999 is that all? Just a crush? 1270 00:47:47,099 --> 00:47:48,921 Of course. Oh, God, no. 1271 00:47:49,021 --> 00:47:50,843 [stammers] Nothing happened. 1272 00:47:50,943 --> 00:47:54,006 -I-I would never do that to you. -Yeah. 1273 00:47:54,106 --> 00:47:55,448 Cheating is, like, deal-breaker shit. 1274 00:47:55,548 --> 00:47:57,410 No, no. I would never. That'd be it. 1275 00:47:57,510 --> 00:47:58,932 -Right. -Like, we'd be done. 1276 00:47:59,032 --> 00:48:00,273 [chuckles] Like, there's no coming back from that. 1277 00:48:00,353 --> 00:48:02,655 No, I-I hear, I hear, hey, I hear you. 1278 00:48:02,755 --> 00:48:04,257 -Yeah? -Loud and clear. 1279 00:48:04,357 --> 00:48:05,939 -[chuckles] Okay. -[chuckles] 1280 00:48:06,039 --> 00:48:07,941 [H.E.R.'s "Every Kind of Way" playing] 1281 00:48:08,041 --> 00:48:10,083 ♪♪♪ 1282 00:48:14,167 --> 00:48:17,030 I love you. You know that? 1283 00:48:17,130 --> 00:48:21,475 ♪ Baby, the sound of you ♪ 1284 00:48:21,575 --> 00:48:22,716 ♪ Better than a harmony ♪ 1285 00:48:22,816 --> 00:48:24,818 I love you. 1286 00:48:26,139 --> 00:48:27,561 ♪ I want you off my mind ♪ 1287 00:48:27,661 --> 00:48:29,663 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1288 00:48:31,705 --> 00:48:32,926 ♪ And on me... ♪ 1289 00:48:33,026 --> 00:48:34,528 [both laugh] 1290 00:48:34,628 --> 00:48:35,889 [Dani] Yes, baby. 1291 00:48:35,989 --> 00:48:37,892 -[laughing] -I'll let you unbutton. 1292 00:48:37,992 --> 00:48:39,894 It just doesn't work. Come here. 1293 00:48:39,994 --> 00:48:41,455 ♪ This ain't a dream ♪ 1294 00:48:41,555 --> 00:48:44,338 -♪ You're here with me ♪ -[both laughing] 1295 00:48:44,438 --> 00:48:48,102 ♪ Boy, it don't get no better than you ♪ 1296 00:48:48,202 --> 00:48:50,825 -[moans, chuckles] -♪ For you ♪ 1297 00:48:50,925 --> 00:48:53,908 ♪ I want to take my time ♪ 1298 00:48:54,008 --> 00:48:56,671 ♪ All night, I want to love you ♪ 1299 00:48:56,771 --> 00:48:58,152 [sighs] 1300 00:48:58,252 --> 00:49:00,395 ♪ In every kind of way ♪ 1301 00:49:00,495 --> 00:49:02,917 ♪ I want to please you, no matter... ♪ 1302 00:49:03,017 --> 00:49:04,559 You're so beautiful. 1303 00:49:04,659 --> 00:49:07,041 ♪ If the world should end tomorrow ♪ 1304 00:49:07,141 --> 00:49:09,964 ♪ And we only have today ♪ 1305 00:49:10,064 --> 00:49:15,530 ♪ I'm gonna love you in every kind of way ♪ 1306 00:49:15,630 --> 00:49:17,893 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1307 00:49:17,993 --> 00:49:19,534 [moaning softly] 1308 00:49:19,634 --> 00:49:23,058 ♪ It don't get no better than this ♪ 1309 00:49:23,158 --> 00:49:27,062 ♪ Your kiss, I want to love you ♪ 1310 00:49:27,162 --> 00:49:29,544 ♪ In every kind of way ♪ 1311 00:49:29,644 --> 00:49:34,029 ♪ I want to please you, no matter how long it takes ♪ 1312 00:49:34,129 --> 00:49:35,911 ♪ If the world should end tomorrow ♪ 1313 00:49:36,011 --> 00:49:38,153 ♪ And we only have today ♪ 1314 00:49:38,253 --> 00:49:41,757 -[panting, moaning] -♪ I'm gonna love you ♪ 1315 00:49:41,857 --> 00:49:43,959 ♪ In every kind of way ♪ 1316 00:49:44,059 --> 00:49:46,722 ♪ I want to love you ♪ 1317 00:49:46,822 --> 00:49:49,365 ♪ In every kind of way ♪ 1318 00:49:49,465 --> 00:49:51,407 [staccato string music playing] 1319 00:49:51,507 --> 00:49:53,509 ♪♪♪ 1320 00:49:57,913 --> 00:49:59,816 [string music continues] 1321 00:49:59,916 --> 00:50:02,038 [lively chatter] 1322 00:50:08,324 --> 00:50:09,946 [Bette] It was a total disaster. 1323 00:50:10,046 --> 00:50:12,469 Until Tina and Carrie showed up. 1324 00:50:12,569 --> 00:50:14,070 No. 1325 00:50:14,170 --> 00:50:15,872 Oh, God, what did Gigi do? 1326 00:50:15,972 --> 00:50:17,874 Um... 1327 00:50:17,974 --> 00:50:20,437 she was, she was great, actually. 1328 00:50:20,537 --> 00:50:22,279 Oh, I bet she was. Yeah, she's great in crisis. 1329 00:50:22,379 --> 00:50:23,640 -Yeah. -Sure thing. 1330 00:50:23,740 --> 00:50:25,602 -Um, hey... -I'm just gonna... 1331 00:50:25,702 --> 00:50:28,605 No, wait, Bette, hol-- Did you, did you guys hook up? 1332 00:50:28,705 --> 00:50:30,767 -Stop it. -Yeah, wait, what happened? 1333 00:50:30,867 --> 00:50:32,089 -Yeah, like, like, anything? -Nothing. 1334 00:50:32,189 --> 00:50:33,610 Kissing or... 1335 00:50:33,710 --> 00:50:36,453 -We want details. -...fingering or anything? 1336 00:50:36,553 --> 00:50:38,535 Okay. We kissed. 1337 00:50:38,635 --> 00:50:40,017 [both gasp] 1338 00:50:40,117 --> 00:50:42,459 -[chuckles] What? -Yes, it was... 1339 00:50:42,559 --> 00:50:44,982 Okay, awkward, right? Kind of awkward, you guys? 1340 00:50:45,082 --> 00:50:47,264 You were the one who introduced us. 1341 00:50:47,364 --> 00:50:48,906 I know, but you know. 1342 00:50:49,006 --> 00:50:50,668 Now we share something in common. 1343 00:50:50,768 --> 00:50:52,550 -It's just... Yeah, um... -[phone chimes] 1344 00:50:52,650 --> 00:50:54,512 -Um, we really do. -Did you want to... 1345 00:50:54,612 --> 00:50:56,313 -I got to... I'll be right back. -Do you want to sign it? 1346 00:50:56,413 --> 00:50:57,955 Oh. 1347 00:50:58,055 --> 00:50:59,717 [Bette] God, I never know what to write in these things. 1348 00:50:59,817 --> 00:51:01,959 [Alice clears throat] 1349 00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,321 -You okay? -[Alice] Huh? 1350 00:51:03,421 --> 00:51:05,483 Yeah, I got to take care of a thing. 1351 00:51:05,583 --> 00:51:07,965 So, have you heard from Eddie? 1352 00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:10,608 She is not exactly answering my calls. 1353 00:51:10,708 --> 00:51:12,370 Are you serious? 1354 00:51:12,470 --> 00:51:14,212 Yeah. 1355 00:51:14,312 --> 00:51:16,975 Oh, Tess, I'm sorry. I... 1356 00:51:17,075 --> 00:51:19,577 I know you loved working there. I really am sorry. 1357 00:51:19,677 --> 00:51:22,260 Something like that. Yeah. 1358 00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:24,362 Tell me. 1359 00:51:24,803 --> 00:51:28,146 I didn't love it, I needed it. There's a difference. 1360 00:51:28,246 --> 00:51:29,227 Hi. 1361 00:51:29,327 --> 00:51:32,070 Well, let me make it up to you. 1362 00:51:32,170 --> 00:51:34,773 It's okay. You don't owe me anything. 1363 00:51:37,576 --> 00:51:39,578 So what's going on with you two? 1364 00:51:41,860 --> 00:51:43,482 -Hi. How you doing? -Hey. 1365 00:51:43,582 --> 00:51:44,723 -Good. -Let's go. 1366 00:51:44,823 --> 00:51:46,085 All right. Okay. 1367 00:51:46,185 --> 00:51:47,446 You want to be quiet about it. I get it. 1368 00:51:47,546 --> 00:51:49,728 -[Shane] Are you coming? -Mm-hmm. 1369 00:51:49,828 --> 00:51:51,990 Thank you for inviting me. 1370 00:51:54,873 --> 00:51:56,856 -[Alice] Hey. -Hey. 1371 00:51:56,956 --> 00:51:59,298 Hi. I got your text message. Is everything okay? 1372 00:51:59,398 --> 00:52:02,141 Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, everything's great. 1373 00:52:02,241 --> 00:52:04,303 Oh, you look incredible, by the way. 1374 00:52:04,403 --> 00:52:05,825 -Thank you. -Yeah. 1375 00:52:05,925 --> 00:52:08,307 -And, uh, I didn't tell her. -Oh, God. Okay. 1376 00:52:08,407 --> 00:52:10,229 -Thank God. Yeah. -And you'll never tell 1377 00:52:10,329 --> 00:52:12,231 -a soul, right? -No. Never. 1378 00:52:12,331 --> 00:52:14,313 Never. No. 1379 00:52:14,413 --> 00:52:17,877 And I think that I can't accept your job offer. 1380 00:52:17,977 --> 00:52:22,422 We just, we, um, we want to start a family. 1381 00:52:23,983 --> 00:52:25,085 Okay. 1382 00:52:25,185 --> 00:52:27,947 Yeah, I mean, I get it. Sure. 1383 00:52:29,549 --> 00:52:30,770 Yeah. 1384 00:52:30,870 --> 00:52:32,572 Are you okay? 1385 00:52:32,672 --> 00:52:33,573 Yeah. 1386 00:52:33,673 --> 00:52:35,615 Um, thank you. 1387 00:52:35,715 --> 00:52:37,657 -Yeah. -I'll, uh, 1388 00:52:37,757 --> 00:52:39,860 I'll see you down there. 1389 00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:41,061 Okay. 1390 00:52:41,161 --> 00:52:42,903 -Yeah. -All right. 1391 00:52:43,003 --> 00:52:44,985 ♪ gentle music ♪ 1392 00:52:45,085 --> 00:52:47,247 ♪♪♪ 1393 00:52:52,012 --> 00:52:54,014 [sighs] 1394 00:52:55,215 --> 00:52:57,157 [strings playing classical music] 1395 00:52:57,257 --> 00:52:58,839 [indistinct chatter] 1396 00:52:58,939 --> 00:53:00,000 -Oh, hi. -[Shane] Hey. 1397 00:53:00,100 --> 00:53:01,482 So, where are we sitting? 1398 00:53:01,582 --> 00:53:02,763 [Bette] Uh, I saved you a seat right here. 1399 00:53:02,863 --> 00:53:04,405 -Oh, where's Nat? -Right behind you. 1400 00:53:04,505 --> 00:53:05,886 [laughter] 1401 00:53:05,986 --> 00:53:09,290 Oh. Who is she talking to? Who is that? 1402 00:53:09,390 --> 00:53:11,772 -Uh, probably a caterer. -Oh. 1403 00:53:11,872 --> 00:53:14,455 She always zeros in on a freshly passed app, so... 1404 00:53:14,555 --> 00:53:17,278 Well, those must be some pretty good apps, then. [chuckles] 1405 00:53:18,279 --> 00:53:19,620 -Really? -Well, I mean, just seems 1406 00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:20,822 like they're hitting it off, that's all. 1407 00:53:20,922 --> 00:53:22,924 Oh. 1408 00:53:24,125 --> 00:53:25,506 Okay. Shane, will you hold these? 1409 00:53:25,606 --> 00:53:26,988 Yeah, can you grab me one of those snacks? 1410 00:53:27,088 --> 00:53:28,189 -On a plate? Yeah, yeah, yeah. -The snacks? 1411 00:53:28,289 --> 00:53:29,991 Okay. Excuse me. Sorry. 1412 00:53:30,091 --> 00:53:32,153 -[Nat] Oh, my God... -Excuse, excuse, excuse, excuse. 1413 00:53:32,253 --> 00:53:33,355 [Marissa] But we got through it. 1414 00:53:33,455 --> 00:53:34,556 -Hi. Hi. Hi. -Hi. 1415 00:53:34,656 --> 00:53:36,037 -[Marissa] Hi. -Hi. 1416 00:53:36,137 --> 00:53:38,400 Um, the wedding is about to start. So we should... 1417 00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:40,482 Okay, great. Um, Marissa, this is my girlfriend A-- 1418 00:53:40,582 --> 00:53:42,644 -Do what? -Uh, I was just saying 1419 00:53:42,744 --> 00:53:45,006 that this is my girlfriend Alice, and this is Marissa. 1420 00:53:45,106 --> 00:53:46,608 -Love your show. -[Alice] Oh. 1421 00:53:46,708 --> 00:53:48,130 Thank you so much. 1422 00:53:48,230 --> 00:53:50,372 Uh, Marissa was just telling me about her husband 1423 00:53:50,472 --> 00:53:52,975 and her girlfriend. 1424 00:53:53,075 --> 00:53:54,576 -Okay. -Yeah. 1425 00:53:54,676 --> 00:53:56,979 Yeah, we tried the whole throuple thing with her ex-wife. 1426 00:53:57,079 --> 00:53:58,500 -Nat was telling me. -Yeah, it was no good. 1427 00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:01,664 -There were moments. -It was, um... 1428 00:54:01,764 --> 00:54:03,746 -Yeah, highs and lows. -I would say 1429 00:54:03,846 --> 00:54:05,307 it wasn't that great. 1430 00:54:05,407 --> 00:54:07,069 It didn't end well. It ended poorly. 1431 00:54:07,169 --> 00:54:09,071 -It was nice meeting you. -Oh, yeah, nice meeting you. 1432 00:54:09,171 --> 00:54:11,413 -Really nice meeting you. -[Alice] So, oh, yeah. 1433 00:54:13,496 --> 00:54:14,917 -She's nice. -[minister] At this time... 1434 00:54:15,017 --> 00:54:16,839 -[Nat] Yeah. -...we'd like to ask all guests 1435 00:54:16,939 --> 00:54:18,941 to please be seated. 1436 00:54:22,104 --> 00:54:24,087 You know, she was actually 1437 00:54:24,187 --> 00:54:25,808 bringing up something kind of interesting. 1438 00:54:25,908 --> 00:54:27,650 Was she? 1439 00:54:27,750 --> 00:54:29,452 -We can talk about it later. -Yeah. 1440 00:54:29,552 --> 00:54:31,334 Okay. 1441 00:54:31,434 --> 00:54:33,496 [slow string music playing] 1442 00:54:33,596 --> 00:54:35,638 ♪♪♪ 1443 00:54:54,418 --> 00:54:56,460 [indistinct chatter] 1444 00:55:12,596 --> 00:55:14,598 ♪♪♪ 1445 00:55:19,603 --> 00:55:21,605 [exhales] 1446 00:55:32,657 --> 00:55:34,659 [crying softly] 1447 00:55:52,878 --> 00:55:54,880 ♪♪♪ 1448 00:56:18,904 --> 00:56:21,247 [inhales sharply] 1449 00:56:21,347 --> 00:56:23,349 Wow. 1450 00:56:23,869 --> 00:56:26,752 You look so beautiful. [laughs softly] 1451 00:56:28,274 --> 00:56:29,455 [chuckles softly] 1452 00:56:29,555 --> 00:56:32,698 -Just breathe. -[breathes deeply] 1453 00:56:32,798 --> 00:56:34,741 We're getting married. 1454 00:56:34,841 --> 00:56:35,862 [both laugh] 1455 00:56:35,962 --> 00:56:38,224 [minister] Welcome. 1456 00:56:38,324 --> 00:56:40,627 Thank you all for joining us as we celebrate... 1457 00:56:40,727 --> 00:56:42,428 I love you so much. 1458 00:56:42,528 --> 00:56:45,231 -...Dani and Sophie. -You know that, right? 1459 00:56:45,331 --> 00:56:47,834 When I look around at the love that... 1460 00:56:47,934 --> 00:56:49,756 -[door opens] -[Finley] Hello? 1461 00:56:49,856 --> 00:56:51,518 [door closes] 1462 00:56:51,618 --> 00:56:53,620 [Sophie] Oh, shit. 1463 00:56:54,260 --> 00:56:55,562 Uh... 1464 00:56:55,662 --> 00:56:57,704 [people murmuring quietly] 1465 00:56:58,665 --> 00:57:00,407 -I might need a ride home. -Wait, what? 1466 00:57:00,507 --> 00:57:02,549 -What do you think you're doing? -[exhales] 1467 00:57:03,910 --> 00:57:06,873 [quiet murmuring continues] 1468 00:57:08,635 --> 00:57:10,177 -Sorry. -[Shane] What is she doing? 1469 00:57:10,277 --> 00:57:13,440 -[Finley] Hi. -I think I might know. 1470 00:57:15,763 --> 00:57:17,765 I, uh... 1471 00:57:18,846 --> 00:57:21,709 Oh, boy. I... 1472 00:57:21,809 --> 00:57:24,131 -I love you. -[people gasping, murmuring] 1473 00:57:25,653 --> 00:57:26,994 I think I've always loved you, 1474 00:57:27,094 --> 00:57:28,836 and I just didn't want you to get married 1475 00:57:28,936 --> 00:57:30,938 without all that information. 1476 00:57:32,099 --> 00:57:33,681 And if you don't feel the same way, 1477 00:57:33,781 --> 00:57:36,444 I'll leave right now and, you know... [scoffs] 1478 00:57:36,544 --> 00:57:39,467 this will be a great story to tell or something. But, um... 1479 00:57:41,429 --> 00:57:43,471 I do love you. So... 1480 00:57:45,633 --> 00:57:47,635 I'm pretty sure you love me, too. 1481 00:57:48,316 --> 00:57:49,818 S-Sophie, wh-what's going on? 1482 00:57:49,918 --> 00:57:51,419 [panting] 1483 00:57:51,519 --> 00:57:53,421 ♪ soft, dramatic music ♪ 1484 00:57:53,521 --> 00:57:55,303 Sophie, what is she talking about? 1485 00:57:55,403 --> 00:57:57,465 ♪♪♪ 1486 00:57:57,565 --> 00:57:58,747 I... 1487 00:57:58,847 --> 00:58:00,909 ♪ Hit hard, cause a scandal ♪ 1488 00:58:01,009 --> 00:58:03,151 ♪ Can't stop, I'm hard to handle ♪ 1489 00:58:03,251 --> 00:58:05,153 ♪ Don't care if my halo dips ♪ 1490 00:58:05,253 --> 00:58:07,756 ♪ My rise to this is worth the risk ♪ 1491 00:58:07,856 --> 00:58:09,998 ♪ Run fast, put up a champion ♪ 1492 00:58:10,098 --> 00:58:12,080 ♪ One chance to make it happen ♪ 1493 00:58:12,180 --> 00:58:14,002 ♪ Don't care if my halo dips ♪ 1494 00:58:14,102 --> 00:58:16,525 ♪ My rise to this is worth the risk ♪ 1495 00:58:16,625 --> 00:58:18,727 ♪ Work, work, harder, harder ♪ 1496 00:58:18,827 --> 00:58:20,729 ♪ We work, work for the dollar, dollar ♪ 1497 00:58:20,829 --> 00:58:22,932 ♪ Work, work, harder, harder ♪ 1498 00:58:23,032 --> 00:58:25,254 ♪ We work, work ♪ 1499 00:58:25,354 --> 00:58:27,696 -♪ It's a girl gang ♪ -♪ Girl gang ♪ 1500 00:58:27,796 --> 00:58:29,698 ♪ Boy, you wish you could join ♪ 1501 00:58:29,798 --> 00:58:32,461 -♪ It's a sure thing ♪ -♪ Sure thing ♪ 1502 00:58:32,561 --> 00:58:34,263 ♪ We're taking over the world ♪ 1503 00:58:34,363 --> 00:58:37,106 -♪ It's a girl gang ♪ -♪ Girl gang ♪ 1504 00:58:37,206 --> 00:58:38,908 ♪ Boy, you wish you could join ♪ 1505 00:58:39,008 --> 00:58:41,471 -♪ It's a sure thing ♪ -♪ Sure thing ♪ 1506 00:58:41,571 --> 00:58:43,813 ♪ We're taking over the world ♪