♪ Ooh, ooh, alright, alright ♪
♪ Come on, come on, everybody wake up ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, alright, alright... ♪
JULES: I finally go for a job and get professionally ghosted.
Ring, asshole!
Ring for me with this new job!
♪ Alright, alright... ♪
CAT LADY: Ring‐a‐ling!
Sorry, had to.
‐ Well, I'm thrilled my emotional turmoil is funny to you.
I finally decided to follow my dumb dreams.
The least you could do is be supportive.
‐ I am!
That's why I'm here to pick up the ladies.
Their time with you has come to an end.
The who what now? [whistling]
♪
‐ Good to see you, Madam Secretary.
‐ Madame Secretary?
‐ Secretary of Defense Mechanisms.
This team here has been providing you
with round‐the‐clock emotional protection.
‐ They've been protecting me this whole time?
How do I not know about that?
‐ That's why they call us the, uh, Secret Service, ma'am.
We've been working 24/7
to keep your expectations low,
guard your heart, deflect with humor,
and absolutely never let any hope get too high
in a way that will result in harm to you.
‐ Well, that all sounds extremely useful. You're leaving?
CAT LADY: Well, you don't need them anymore!
You are now one of those people who puts themselves out there,
takes risks, goes for things. ‐ I guess...
‐ Let's roll, ladies!
‐ Wait, if you all go,
then I'm on my own! I won't make it!
‐ Be careful out there.
♪
[door shuts]
♪ theme song ♪
♪ club music ♪
‐ Okay. Grand opening checklist. Booze and barware.
‐ Check and check. ‐ Band?
‐ Uh, still working on that.
‐ Bartenders and bouncers? ‐ Both hired.
‐ Okay, what about stuff with me and you?
‐ Haven't gotten there on the list yet.
It's alphabetical, so I'm still on B.
[sighs]
‐ Listen.
I need to know where we stand. Where you stand.
‐ I know. I just...
can't think straight right now, okay? I mean, can we just
get through the opening and then deal with us, please?
‐ Fine. I need to go get more toilet paper anyway.
You know, for what it's worth,
three ladies rooms was not the best idea.
[nervous laugh]
[sighs]
‐ Holy shit! This is incredible.
‐ I think I found a way to get us to Greece on our birthdays.
‐ Our birthdays are this weekend.
You said there were no flights, so I said let's move on.
‐ And I smiled, but didn't listen.
I reached out to an old contact from my PR days.
She's a travel guru. She'll get us there.
‐ Women, get over here and get excited about this bar for women!
‐ Holy shit. ‐ This is gorgeous!
JULES: I am freaking out for you! [laughs]
‐ Welcome to the Gi Spot.
Hard to find, but once you do, it's a real good time.
‐ Are those tiny bowls of free hair ties?
This place is the promised land.
‐ I hope other people like it as much as you guys do
because I am so nervous right now. Like, how do people do this?
‐ Well, maybe I can help with that. Look, I feel horrible for fucking up
your whole musical guest situation.
So, to make it up to you, I talked to someone at the LA Reporter,
and she's gonna interview you guys and cover the opening for their hot list.
‐ Oh my god, are you serious? [squeals]
‐ Oh my god. Oh my god.
Delphine replied to the follow‐up email Madison insisted I write!
‐ I told you being proactive works!
Wait, did it work?
‐ I'm seeing "thrilled" and "jump on a call to talk about start dates."
I can't believe this! [excited squeal]
‐ This was for the opening, but what the hell?
This is a big deal. ‐ Yes!
[pop] ‐ Woo! [laughs]
‐ Jules, how do you feel? ‐ Good! Like, really, really good!
Wait, what if I ask Fender and the band he's touring with
to be your music act for the opening?
‐ I mean, yeah, that would be amazing.
Do you think he'd do it?
‐ I think he would if he was my boyfriend.
‐ Uh, cheers to that.
‐ Wait, did you say fucking boyfriend?
‐ I think I did. I don't know.
I think I've been beating around the Australian bush for too long.
He's great, and‐and‐and...
I actually wanna go for it. ‐ Look at you, going for stuff.
‐ That's what she does these days. ‐ I'm gonna text him.
‐ I wanna win Liam back! ‐ Okay, we need more champagne.
‐ The other day, I was watching the auto‐generated montage
of all the pictures of us on my phone, and it just hit me.
I want him back.
‐ What do I keep saying about pro‐activity?
You need to reach out to him and tell him how you feel.
‐ With all due respect, that idea stinks.
I need to do something big and dramatic.
‐ Oh fuck. Speaking of big and dramatic,
I just realized if I quit,
I have to tell Celeste.
♪ We'll be okay... ♪
♪ dramatic music ♪
‐ You said you wanted to talk, so...
do you want to... talk?
‐ Yes. Um...
I do. [clears throat]
I just wanted to say...
Thank you so much for everything‐‐
‐ You're quitting? ‐ Um,
I kinda had a whole speech planned out.
‐ Okay, do your speech. ‐ It's been...
amazing working for you, Celeste‐‐
‐ So much for my legacy, I guess. ‐ Okay, I'm just gonna skip
to the main part you actually need to hear.
‐ Ah.
‐ You pushing me to take this promotion
and to really care?
It's what ended up helping me find something else
I care about a lot.
So, even though it's not your company,
that will always have started with you.
‐ Okay.
And as long as you're not leaving
to start yet another fucking women's lifestyle brand,
which you're not, are you? ‐ No.
‐ Then, I am genuinely happy for you.
‐ Honestly, you seem happy.
It's almost scarier than what I was expecting.
‐ Well, my divorce got finalized today,
so I guess I'm just having a moment.
‐ Wow, congratulations.
‐ I'm ready for some silence.
I've just been screaming for the past year or so.
I'm headed out tomorrow to a silent meditation retreat.
No phones, no talking.
Just the Maldives.
And you can sneak in wine if you pay the right people.
‐ Well, um...
Thanks again for everything. ‐ Okay.
Did you... want a hug?
‐ Not really. ‐ Great, thank you for that.
♪
FENDER [on phone]: G'day, Jules, it's the guy you call Fender.
Congrats on the new job. And I'm in for the opening.
So, uh, can't wait to see you. [phone buzzing]
‐ Ooh. [clears throat]
[answers phone]
Delphine, hi! I'm so excited.
What?
Okay, so what does that mean?
The budget?
♪
So, like a few months or...
Wow, longer than. Okay.
Yeah, I'm sorry, too.
Yeah, thanks.
♪ Ooh... ♪
[hangs up]
[birds chirping] [knocking on door]
[door opens] ‐ Morning, superstar!
I got you a congratulatory latte from that place with the long fucking line.
‐ [sighs] The job fell through.
Something about budget and the higher‐ups
in the department questioning if I have the right experience.
I found out last night after I quit.
‐ Oh my god, Jules. I am so sorry.
[sighs]
Did you sleep in that?
‐ I didn't sleep. ‐ We can fix this.
First, we create counterpoints.
Then, we reach out to other modern art museums in LA.
CAMLA is just one of the many options‐‐ ‐ Madison.
Madison, stop. Okay?
There's nothing we can do about this.
‐ So what, you just want to sit here and feel miserable?
‐ Well, that's better than trying to control things
and making myself miserable that way. Yeah.
‐ And that's what I do?
‐ If I didn't push the museum to give me an answer,
I would still have my old job right now.
‐ A job that you don't even want. That you never wanted.
Wow.
Okay, well, I'm not gonna sit here and feel like this is my fault.
I have to get to my travel guru meeting.
‐ I didn't mean it was...
[door slams] [screams]
Q: I don't subscribe to the pun aesthetic,
but I‐I do appreciate your sign.
‐ I appreciate your chef selection.
♪
‐ We're texting already. [sighs]
‐ Jules still isn't here yet? Q: No.
No, she's bailing on her own goodbye lunch,
which is honestly a very me move.
‐ Okay, so I'm planning a grand gesture
to try and win Liam back. Here's the choices. Ready?
"A," float the idea of a threesome.
"B," make him his favorite dessert.
Or "C," send him a Cameo by Kelly Clarkson.
‐ Mm, this is so hard
because they're all equally so bad.
‐ I don't hate the Clarkson one.
‐ Okay. CELESTE: Alright.
Well, the time has come. I'm off.
Ready for the world to shut the fuck up.
What's the occasion?
‐ Oh, Jules' goodbye lunch.
‐ Well, there'll be some big shoes to fill around here.
I'm not paying for that!
SKY: So, are you gonna go out for the job?
Campaign to be the next right hand?
‐ Celeste is gonna pick who Celeste wants,
and I have to stop trying to force her
to notice me the way that I want her to.
Plus, I need to focus all my energy
on the one person who's noticed me all along. Liam.
♪
Oh my god. I...
I still have his key.
What do you think his building's policy is
on releasing doves inside?
[approaching footsteps]
‐ Did Celeste leave yet?
I have to tell her that I un‐quit.
‐ That's like trying to unhookup with someone.
It can't really be done. I've tried it.
‐ She's gone, Jules. Turned her phone off, too.
‐ Gone? She can't be gone!
God, what am I thinking? I can't be a go‐getter. I have to...
to go get her!
‐ Run, you flaky bitch!
♪
‐ Eleanor, you look exactly the same.
You have not changed at all.
‐ Well, I bought some new earrings.
That's pretty much it. They're jade.
‐ They're beautiful.
‐ So, what's up? [Madison laughs]
‐ I'm really hoping you can help me.
I am desperate to get to Greece with my best friend for our 30th birthdays.
‐ Oh, Greece is magical.
I had a one‐night stand there that lasted two years.
Her name was Soledad.
‐ Wow. [nervous laugh] Uh...
Yeah, so all the flights are sold out,
but I knew you always had ways of getting people places.
You know, like little inside track,
little back‐door emergency‐type situations.
‐ I can't do Greece. How about Moscow? Guy chartered a plane
for his two Komodo dragons.
They'll be in cages! At least, I think so.
‐ It has to be Greece. It has to be.
‐ No, it doesn't. You can go anywhere you want.
‐ No, I can't.
‐ Now, I remember you.
You're the one who hasn't changed.
You need to let go of your itinerary,
go somewhere else.
‐ I don't understand.
I mean, you have to make things happen.
You have to have a plan or else you're never gonna get anywhere.
‐ We all wind up going to the same place at the end anyway.
‐ Dead?
‐ Florida!
♪
LIV: My dad was an immigrant.
He owned a bunch of liquor stores,
and then from there, he ended up
opening the bar. ‐ Wow. So, were you two close?
‐ [scoffs] No. He was a bit of a dick.
Uh, maybe don't write "dick" though. My mom will give me shit.
Fuck. Can you not write "shit" either? [laughs]
‐ What about you, Stella? Did you come up through hospitality?
‐ Uh, no, actually.
I was in corporate finance before this, so...
‐ How long did you do that? ‐ Twoish... days? I mean, you know, three,
if you count the one where you fill out all the paperwork. [laughs]
I just decided it wasn't the right fit.
You know, which is something I thought I wanted when I was at Wharton.
‐ Uh, what year did you graduate there?
‐ Well, you know, I technically still have a year left.
But, um... [clears throat] just trying to figure out
if I'm gonna finish it yet, so...
‐ I see.
And before business school?
‐ Uh, little bit of a lot.
Yeah. You know, I was kind of hopping,
um, hopping from one thing to another for a while. [laughs]
Not that I do that, but...
‐ Well, now that you've landed here,
do you think this new venture
will be the thing you stick with?
‐ Oh yeah. No, definitely.
Yes.
Definitely, I mean...
We're in it. [laughs]
♪
[door shuts] IZZY: Okay.
[murmuring] This is gonna be so romantic...
No one can resist.
[rummaging] [sexy purr]
Yes, I do love you, too. Okay.
LIAM: I'm sorry, but no.
I refuse to watch Real Housewives with you.
GIRL: God, you are so stubborn!
‐ He's with a girl? [gasps]
LIAM: God, hold on, hold on. Something's going on.
‐ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
Oh... Oh! [glass clinking]
[clinking] Ow...
[door unlocks]
‐ Uh, Kelly, I gotta call you back.
‐ Oh my god, your cousin Kelly. ‐ Whoa...
Tell her I said hi.
[plane taking off]
♪
‐ Celeste? Celeste!
GATE ATTENDANT [on PA]: Flight PF210 to Singapore
continuing to the Maldives is now boarding.
‐ Celeste, wait!
[airport chatter]
♪
What‐what are you doing here?
‐ You've made so much progress. Don't do this.
Don't un‐quit. ‐ I have to.
This isn't some stupid vision board, okay? This is my life.
‐ Exactly. This is your life.
So, don't panic and settle. Don't move backwards.
‐ [sighs] I don't know if I can live like this. I'm not Madison.
‐ You don't have to be Madison, but you can't be me either.
I'm the old you. You have to keep moving forward.
You have to let me go, please.
♪
♪ vocalizing ♪
♪
♪ vocalizing ♪
♪ Your hands, my hands ♪
♪ They get us into trouble ♪
♪ What we doing? You should be... ♪
‐ I'm so damn proud of her.
♪ But it's hard to keep something so bright in the dark... ♪
IZZY: Um...
So, I'm sorry about the whole
banana‐cream‐breaking‐and‐entering thing.
[sighs]
What's wrong? ‐ You have a little...
‐ Oh...
I should probably go.
‐ Izzy, wait.
You obviously came here for a reason.
I want to know what that is.
♪
‐ Um...
I'm sorry that I pushed you away.
It was just so hard for me to believe that you loved me
when I didn't even love me.
But, I'm trying really hard not to be my own worst enemy anymore,
and I would like another chance with you.
And trust me, I know that...
I'm a lot,
but I also finally know that I'm enough.
Do I still have frosting on my face?
‐ No.
‐ That's awesome.
[laughs]
‐ Oh. Yeah, you still got something in your hair.
[laughs]
[sighs]
[notification chime]
[sighs]
♪ rock music ♪
‐ [groans] Fuck you, vision board.
♪ We know what we want ♪
♪ We know where we are ♪
♪ We know what we wanna do ♪
♪ We know what we need ♪
♪ We know where we're from ♪
♪ We know where we gonna go ♪
♪ We want your attention, we want your attention ♪
♪ We want more attention, hey! Hey! ♪
[flames roaring] [fire alarm blaring]
♪ Hey! Hey! You... ♪
Shit! Shit! Fuck! Fuck!
♪ Hey! Hey! ♪
[alarm blaring]
[nervous laughing]
♪
♪ I like turning heads, breaking necks ♪
‐ I arrived fashionably on time for your big night.
‐ Ah! Jules,
she named drinks after us.
I'm currently drinking a Fizzy Izzy.
A Fizzy Izzy?
‐ Can I recommend a Moscow Jules? [laughing]
‐ Oh my god!
Mm! Ooh, she's strong.
‐ Hell yeah, she is.
‐ Ooh, um, so before Madison gets here,
she texted me last night that she couldn't make Greece happen.
And I know she's really upset,
so I'm doing a little surprise birthday thing at my house for her after this.
‐ Ooh, I love an after‐party vibe.
‐ I stayed up all last night planning it,
and I really think she's gonna love it. ‐ Oh.
‐ Hi!
Stel, there is a full‐on line outside.
People are annoyed in a way that is very, very exciting for you.
Ooh! Is this the cocktail menu?
‐ Yes. MADISON: Oh my god.
An espresso Mad‐tini? STELLA: I mean,
would it be your signature drink if there wasn't caffeine in it?
‐ I'm gonna cry. [laughter]
‐ I'm gonna go say hi to Liv.
♪ club music ♪
‐ Um...
I'm sorry Greece didn't work out.
‐ No, I'm sorry. You know, sometimes I push too hard.
‐ So, your guru couldn't help you?
‐ She did help, actually. So did you.
‐ Well, you helped me, too.
No matter what happens with this CAMLA thing,
it was the right move to move on from all my old stuff.
‐ Well, not all of it.
‐ Alright. I have your espresso Mad‐tini. [gasps, excited squeals]
‐ You did good, Stella.
♪
‐ Yeah, she's a pretty romantic lady,
aren't you, schmoop? [laughs]
‐ Yes. He gets me,
and now he's got me. MADISON: We're so happy for you guys.
‐ We don't even mind hearing the word schmoop.
That's how happy we are. [laughs]
LIAM: Ooh, Sky and Q just got here. Let's go tell them the news.
‐ Hi! ‐ Oh. Um, will you go tell them?
I want you to walk away, so I can talk about you.
‐ Oh. Okay. [laughing]
IZZY: Wait, actually, I wanna tell them, too.
[gasps]
‐ Oh! [laughs] My god. ‐ I heard this party needs
some musical entertainment. JULES: It's you! [laughs]
‐ And not just me.
This is Josh, Sarah, Dave‐‐ Phantogram. MADISON: Oh shit.
‐ Wait, wait, are you guys actually going to play?
‐ Is that okay? ‐ We don't have to.
‐ No, please! Please, yes. I'll help you set up.
So, I don't know who you are, but I'm very impressed.
‐ This is Fender, and, uh, me, too.
‐ Well, I can't take all the credit for getting them to play.
‐ I heard Fender was trying to help you out,
and I knew I owed you all a favor.
‐ Wow.
‐ Hi, Jules.
Can we talk for a minute?
It's okay if you don't want to though.
‐ Sure.
‐ Lots of reunions happening tonight.
Glad to be back. ‐ I'm glad you're back.
Thank you for doing this.
‐ Jules, can I ask you something?
Is that a tiny ball of complimentary hair ties?
‐ Yes. Yes, it is.
‐ I know I'm not the target demo, but I think this is my favorite bar.
‐ I just need to say that
I know I haven't exactly been ready to do...
this. Um... you?
‐ You haven't been ready to do me. Got it.
‐ But, I am now.
Um, I put that other thing to bed.
‐ Now, the word "bed" is in the mix.
‐ I'm attempting to be serious!
‐ Okay, good. I'm...
So, does this mean that we're finally gonna leave
an evening together together?
‐ Um, well, no. I still have to leave without you,
but it's Madison's birthday,
so it's a very different situation this time.
‐ Oh yeah? Why is it different?
‐ Did you know this place has three bathrooms?
‐ Oh.
♪ club music ♪
‐ Anyway, yeah. So, I decided to start my own label
to compete with my dad, of course. [laughs]
And, wow, do I know how you feel. It's so hard.
‐ Good for you. Your dad's a lot.
‐ Look, I don't expect you to totally forgive me,
but I just wanted to say I was sorry.
‐ Well, thank you. I'm about to turn 30,
and I just wanna have a clean slate.
Literally. I set my vision board on fire. [laughs]
♪
[bar chatter]
‐ Celeste had this sent to the office
from the Maldives for you.
‐ The package slip said it cost $4,700 to overnight it.
So, open it!
CELESTE: With silence comes clarity.
It's always been you. Be my right hand?
‐ [gasps] Oh my god...
‐ Wow. ‐ I can't believe this!
‐ You deserve this, babe. ‐ Oh my god!
[indistinct chatter]
‐ Hey. Can we talk?
‐ Yeah.
♪
[door opens] [footsteps]
[sighs] Turns out, this idea of yours was a pretty good one.
People love it.
‐ I know. We did it. [nervous laugh]
♪ muffled music ♪
So, you know
that I'm crazy about you and Bruno, okay?
And I was just torn before
because I was worried about hurting him
if things didn't work out between us.
‐ That's why I said from the beginning that we shouldn't involve Bruno
if you weren't ready.
‐ I know, but I wanted to dive in with you because that's what I do.
Okay? You know, and I realized in the interview today
that I may do that a lot.
So, I think
I just really have to push myself...
to commit.
‐ So, what does that mean?
‐ It means that I don't have to worry about hurting Bruno
if I just decide I'm not going anywhere.
♪
And that's what I've decided.
[sighs]
‐ I'm glad you made that decision.
But,
I have to make one, too.
For me and for my son.
Listen, I'm so proud
of the business we've built.
And I wanna stay partners and do it together.
I do. But...
I can't do...
me and you anymore.
‐ Okay...
But I want to make this work.
[sighs]
‐ I don't wanna be a challenge you have to push yourself to live up to.
That's not what I want.
[muffled cheering]
SARAH [on mic]: Sound check. Mic one, mic two.
‐ The band is starting. ‐ Hm.
♪
‐ We shouldn't miss it. ‐ Okay.
SARAH [on mic]: Check one, two, three. Check one, two, three.
[muffled cheering]
Hey, everybody, we're Phantogram!
Welcome to the Gi Spot!
[applause, cheering]
♪
‐ Hi!
♪
‐ Celeste asked me to be her new right hand.
‐ [gasps] Izzy, that's incredible!
No one deserves it more than you.
MADISON: We are so happy for you.
♪ Hide the sun ♪
♪ I will leave your face out of my mind ♪
♪ You should save your eyes ♪
‐ You okay? ‐ Yeah. Yeah, it's fine.
♪ A thousand voices howling in my head ♪
♪
[crowd cheering]
♪ Speak in tongues ♪
♪ I don't even recognize your face ♪
♪ Tell me all the ways to stay away ♪
♪ Ey ey ey yah ♪
♪ Oh, ey ey ey yah ♪
`♪ Oh, ey ey ey yah... ♪
[loud cheering]
♪
‐ What are we doing in your garage?
‐ Birthday surprise.
‐ Oh, you got me a car?
‐ Just wait for it.
‐ Are a bunch of people about to jump out and yell "surprise" at me?
Because I need to emotionally prepare for that.
‐ Not quite. [beep]
[seagulls cawing]
♪
‐ Oh my god.
It's Greece.
‐ Whoa, Jules.
You did this?
Like, with a computer? ‐ Okay,
those museum people don't know what they're talking about.
‐ Happy birthday, Madison.
Figured you should get at least one thing you wanted by 30.
‐ I already had.
♪ I'll Be There by Jess Glynne ♪
IZZY: Holy shit, Santorini?
STELLA: Let's party in Greece!
♪ I'll be there for you ♪
♪ Oh, I said I got enough love ♪
♪ For two ♪
♪ You'll never be alone, I'll be there for you ♪
♪
♪ When it's Friday night and the drink don't work the same ♪
♪ You're alone with yourself and there's no one else to blame ♪
♪ When you still can't feel the rhythm of your heart ♪
♪ And you see your spirit fading in the dark ♪
♪ Oh, I'll be there ♪
♪ When you need a little love, I got a little love to share ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna come through ♪
♪ You'll never be alone, I'll be there for you ♪
♪ I'll be there, I'll be there for you ♪
♪ I'll be there for you, oh, I said ♪
♪ I got enough love for two ♪
♪ You'll never be alone, I'll be there for you... ♪