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JULES:
I'm being latte‐shamed.

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The uncaffeinated masses are
staring at me. Should we move?

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‐ What? No!

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Why would you feel guilty for having
your shit together and getting here early?

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But seriously, Jules, today is the start
of a new chapter for both of us.

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You are the right‐hand woman at Woöm,

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and I'm starting my own PR company,
of which I am CEO and founder.

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‐ Personally, I think
you were born for this.

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You came out of utero
in a teeny‐tiny power blazer.

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‐ We are about to have a fucking moment.
‐ I know.

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I have decided to care.

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‐ I am tearing up.

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‐ I'm gonna work hard at this right‐hand
woman thing and see where it takes me,

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even if it takes me to the very top.

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‐ I am full‐on crying.

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‐ Um‐‐
‐ Inside. And you know what?

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I am not even upset that
you are being mentored

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by the ex‐wife of the man
who broke my heart,

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crushed it to pieces,
and threw it in a fire.

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Alright. I gotta get to my meeting.

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My first potential client is a TikTok star
who wants to be the next Chalamet.

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And I've got the PowerPoint path to
the next peach‐eating star right here.

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‐ Well, tick‐tock. You better get there
before he turns 20 and he's old news.

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‐ Aw. You've got the face of an angel
and the jokes of an uncool dad.

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‐ Love you.
‐ Love you.

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[ I've Got Me by VALA playing]

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♪ I used to wish I could
walk down the street ♪

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♪ With somebody that I could call baby ♪

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♪ Telling myself I need
some kind of lover to save me ♪

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‐ Ooh!

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♪ But I cut loose
from that sinking stone ♪

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♪ 'Cause I know, yeah, I know ♪

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♪ Yeah, I know ♪

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♪ I don't need anyone... ♪

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‐ Ugh.

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[whirring, crash]
Oof!

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[gasping]

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Asshole!

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♪

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♪ theme song plays ♪

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IZZY:
Jules, you're, like, a big deal now.

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I mean, with the Alisons gone, we're
basically the senior girls around here,

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so the newbies are gonna be
looking at us to set the tone.

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Jules, this is Sky,

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our associate director of branding,
and this is Q

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on our editorial team.
‐ Hi, it's nice to meet you.

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‐ So, Sky,

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Q, here's the deal.

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And I'm sure I speak for both
Jules and me when I say this...

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‐ I'm less sure of that.

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‐ It is really important to us that

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even though we're kind of a big deal,

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you guys feel comfortable
around here, right?

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Because I know, when you're new,
it can be really tempting

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to try to fit in or create
a fake name, you know?

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‐ Did she just say fake name?
‐ I kind of black out

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when that one's talking.
IZZY: Basically,

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just know that you guys
don't have to feel intimidated by us.

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‐ Oh, I feel that not at all.

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Like... at all, so...

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‐ Good morning, all.

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[sighs] Jules, next to me.

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‐ Oh. Uh, yeah. [laughs]
CELESTE: As you all know,

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it is summer,

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which means that it is time
for the Woöm Beauty Guide.

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And the Beauty Guide
is the hallmark of the year.

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Like the Oscars when they were relevant.

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Every year,

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we break the guide down into
categories based on a theme.

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And this year's theme is Going Deep:

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an exploration of the human body

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and all the things that are wrong with it.

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We will break down the guide
with beauty products by body parts.

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Eyebrows, under eyes, nail beds...

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All the parts that have problems.

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SKY: Love her.
‐ Obsessed.

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‐ Jules, did you have any ideas?

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Remember, I want your input.
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I was thinking, in addition to

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body parts, it might be nice
to include a section on...

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inner beauty.
CELESTE: Oh.

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Someone recently sent me samples for

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a line of skin care products that you eat.

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It's like a moisturizing from within idea.

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‐ That's sort of what I meant except
actually very different from that.

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I was thinking more like a list
of things that make you feel good.

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Um, book recommendations,

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the best meditation app,

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organizations you can donate to and...

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get involved?

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‐ Interesting.

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I want you to put together
a one‐sheet for me on that.

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Oh, and Jules, you'll have to sample

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all the products that come in to
make sure they're up to Woöm standards.

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We have a glam team
coming in to help you with that.

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Back to the list.

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Thumbs.

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‐ This is the CA for all of VQBC's

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private COs internationally.

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They wanna see basis points
and ETFs for all 219.

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‐ So basically, they want
a P/E ratio for the blue chips

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in European and Asian markets.
‐ By tomorrow.

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That intern life.

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Sorry not sorry.

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‐ Got it.
INTERN ADVISOR: [laughs] Dude,

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I just dropped a load of work
on the new intern's desk.

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‐ That's the only load
you're gonna drop on her.

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‐ She kinda does look like that
stripper we met in Vegas, right?

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‐ [sighs] She's hot.
‐ Yeah.

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‐ What's with the red suit?
It's like, yeah.

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All chicks are obsessed with AOC.

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We get it.
[laughs]

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STELLA:
Actually,

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it's more her taking‐no‐shit

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than the style‐inspo for me.

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But, thank you so much for noticing.

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Oh, and could you boys keep it down?

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Some of us are working. Sorry.

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Not sorry.

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♪

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[change clatters]

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‐ You think I'm panhandling? This top?

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It's from Zara!

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[sighs]

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‐ You have never looked more flawless.
[shutter snaps]

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Holy shit. This is incredible!

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‐ Really?

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Fine, I'll give you a one‐time post pass.
Hurry though.

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I could change my mind at any second.

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‐ Ugh, I wish I could.
I just can't post right now

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because of Rancoon.

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‐ What's that now?

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‐ He's the elephant that's
stuck in a ditch in Soweto.

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‐ How have you not seen this?
It's trending globally.

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Oh, do people her age not have phones?

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‐ Maybe.

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JULES:
Wow, this is serious public outcry.

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I do need this for my casket photo though.

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I'm still very confused about why
you can't post this very rare glory.

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‐ There's an unwritten rule that

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it's kind of a bad look
to post personal joy

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in the face of global tragedy.

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It's the same reason
I've been waiting forever

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to officially post me
and Liam as a couple.

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First, there was the pandemic,

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and then there was like
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and the election, and now it's Rancoon.

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It's just, like,
really not the right time to show off.

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You get it.
[phone vibrating]

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‐ So, how'd it go?

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Oh.

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A what?
‐ A robot!

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Yeah, it was awful.

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I pushed the meeting another hour,

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but I need to borrow your iPad,
so I can do my presentation.

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‐ Okay, I'll be right there.

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I have to go meet Madison.
She got hit by a robot.

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Her day is not awesome.

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♪ Two, three, hit it ♪

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♪

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♪ Respect, bitch, respect ♪

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Madison!

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Madison?

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‐ Jules!

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[tires screech]

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‐ I don't have insurance!

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[rumbling]

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[gasping]

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JULES: Madison!
You look like you got hit by a bus!

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What's going on? What happened now?

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‐ [sniff] Colin is engaged.

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‐ I am so sorry!

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Fuck him! And, honestly,

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pretty bad look to post your engagement
when Rancoon is lying in a ditch.

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MADISON:
[gasps] Oh, thank you.

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Wait, I have to go.
I have to get to this meeting.

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‐ Um, maybe you should

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just call and postpone.
‐ No. I can't.

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Wait, why do you look so hot?

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‐ What? No!

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You're saying things. I'm regular.

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‐ Okay, thank you. Love you. Bye.

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‐ Love you...

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♪

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[gasps]

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‐ Anything I can help you find today?

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‐ Does this say,
"I'm sorry your day has been awful,

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but I love you and believe
you can accomplish anything"?

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‐ It's a bamboo drawer organizer.
JULES: You're right.

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[whispers]
It's perfect.

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[sighs]

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♪ music playing over speakers ♪

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‐ Jules?

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[laughs]

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‐ Wes? Uh, I...

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That's crazy. I didn't see you.

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‐ You were, uh, hiding behind
a stack of containers

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that are made outta clear plastic, so, uh,

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I saw you.

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‐ [laughs] Wow, um, so, uh,

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it's been forever.
WES: I know!

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You‐you‐you look great.

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Like‐‐ like, really great actually.

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‐ Thanks. Uh, I was just

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running some errands
before I go back to work.

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‐ What is it that you are, uh,

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in the business of containing today?
‐ Just a little,

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uh, pick‐me‐up gift for my friend Madison.
How about you?

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‐ Just some packing materials for Lucy,

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my‐‐
‐ Girlfriend!

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Right. That you've been dating!

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I‐I thought saw something
about that on the,

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mm, social media.

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‐ She's, uh, my ex‐girlfriend now.
Technically.

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‐ Oh really?! I mean, oh really?

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‐ Yeah. Broke up
a few weeks ago, but, uh‐‐

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She moved in with me during quarantine,
so it's been a bit...

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challenging, uh, and complicated, um...

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But, finally helping her
move out to a friend's house.

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‐ Mm. Well, ha,

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been there. [laughs]

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I mean, not there,
but, like, a similar thing.

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♪

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‐ It's really wonderful
running into you. Uh,

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and the‐the timing is actually
kinda‐‐ kinda crazy?

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Uh, because I've been...

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wanting to reach out,
but also, like, you know,

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waiting, um, until,

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um, I‐I don't know.

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‐ Right. Well...

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Yeah. [laughs]

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I mean...

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[nervous laugh]
‐ Um...

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I'll text you. Soon.

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[exhales]

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‐ Just do not look back.

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Stay this way. Look this way.

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That is very cool.

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[door closes, bell jingles]

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♪ rock music playing ♪

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‐ Hi! Anyone work here?

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‐ Who's asking?

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‐ Bill, did you catfish another woman?

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‐ Alright, listen.
Make a run for it, okay?

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He's not a 26‐year‐old
from Manhattan Beach.

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‐ Hm. I immediately like you.

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And not just 'cause
I hope you can get me a drink.

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‐ Go ahead. We're doing a...
fun self‐service thing.

252
00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:25,102
‐ Seriously?

253
00:11:25,102 --> 00:11:26,103
‐ Have at it.

254
00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:28,564
‐ Okay.

255
00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:32,693
This is the best thing
to happen to me all day.

256
00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:36,321
[bottle clinking]

257
00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:43,745
‐ Your bottle work says former bar‐back,

258
00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,747
but your outfit says...

259
00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:48,166
high‐powered attorney
with something to prove?

260
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,418
‐ Hm.

261
00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:50,919
I actually have been a bartender before.

262
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:53,338
A house sitter, a dog walker,

263
00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:54,882
and, one extremely dark summer,

264
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,633
a children's party princess.

265
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,552
‐ Fun.
‐ Yeah. Currently though,

266
00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:00,804
I am interning at a bank down the street.

267
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:03,056
And as you can tell by
my well‐balanced lunch,

268
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,933
I have never been happier.

269
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:07,769
‐ Really? Worse than party princess?

270
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:10,189
‐ It's a mix of toxic masculinity

271
00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:12,524
meets terminally boring.

272
00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:14,443
Like Wolf of Wall Street,

273
00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:17,196
but if instead of starring Leo,
it starred a...

274
00:12:17,196 --> 00:12:19,364
guy from an insurance commercial.

275
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:22,075
‐ I don't know.
Have you seen Jake from State Farm?

276
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,911
Man's got charisma for days.

277
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:26,413
‐ I just actually got
a job that's impressive.

278
00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:29,750
You know, the kind of job
that everyone else wanted.

279
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,169
That I thought I wanted.

280
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,464
But, here I am.

281
00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:39,384
And here you are.

282
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,303
At Frank... Ginatra's.

283
00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:43,347
‐ Yep. My dad.

284
00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:45,224
I got it because he died.

285
00:12:45,224 --> 00:12:47,434
But, it's drowning in debt.

286
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:51,313
But don't worry 'cause I do have one offer
from some people that wanna buy it

287
00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,106
and turn it into a...

288
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,775
dog nail salon

289
00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:57,027
called Pupicures, so yay me.

290
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,028
[Stella laughs]

291
00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:03,158
‐ Mommy! Mommy!
I found a pill in the couch

292
00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:05,869
in Grandpa's office!
‐ Ah.

293
00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:09,206
Well, that could just be a number
of fun things, couldn't it? Tell you what.

294
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,875
Why don't you let me have that one...
‐ Who are you?

295
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:14,878
‐ Uh, Stella. Who are you?

296
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:16,630
‐ Bruno. I'm a dragon.

297
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,757
‐ Cool. I'm a Sagittarius.

298
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,886
‐ B, I'll tell you what.
Why don't you take my phone,

299
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,055
you can have some screen time
until we go home. Deal?

300
00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:26,223
‐ Rawr!
‐ Rawr!

301
00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:29,893
‐ You have a kid?
‐ Oh no.

302
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,270
I have a dragon.

303
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:36,108
‐ [sighs] Thank you for that.

304
00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:38,819
Better get going. Back to the bank.

305
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:39,820
‐ Just remember.

306
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:42,823
You've already dealt with drunks
and tiny divas before.

307
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:45,909
And this job sounds like it's the...
worst of both worlds.

308
00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:49,788
‐ Thanks for the pep talk.
‐ Good luck.

309
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:56,253
Stop looking at me, Bill.
I'm not letting you behind the bar.

310
00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:57,504
[Bill groans]

311
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:01,633
[office chatter]

312
00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:08,599
[sighs]

313
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,942
[phone vibrating]

314
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,694
[beeps]
‐ Hello?

315
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:24,198
‐ First of all, there's a group
text that I'm not on? Hurtful.

316
00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:25,699
‐ What? How?

317
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:29,328
You have my iPad.
‐ I have your iPad.

318
00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:30,329
‐ Shit.

319
00:14:30,329 --> 00:14:32,080
MADISON [on phone]:
Look, we are not canceling, Jules.

320
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,041
I'm feeling totally celebrational!

321
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:37,377
I just got out of the shower, and was
deciding how glam to go for our dinner.

322
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,670
[crunch] You know,

323
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,048
I feel like it's a one‐shoulder top
kind of night.

324
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,592
‐ Wait, we have to get dressed up?
Maybe I should cancel.

325
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,093
‐ I'm hanging up. See you tonight.

326
00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:48,472
[sighs]

327
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:53,519
[applause]
[woman laughing]

328
00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:57,314
‐ Is this a joke? Is everyone having
the greatest day ever except for me?

329
00:14:57,314 --> 00:15:00,234
‐ Should we just go back to yours and
order in? I mean, we don't have to stay.

330
00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:02,819
‐ Honestly, the second girl
seemed more surprised

331
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,571
than happy. I give them a year.

332
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,865
‐ I'm fine!
Look, Jules can barely have coffee

333
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,784
in front of other people
without feeling guilty.

334
00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:10,285
She deserves to celebrate her promotion

335
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,454
without feeling bad that I cried
during a client meeting today.

336
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:13,914
‐ Oh shit, you cried?

337
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,916
Like a single graceful tear or?

338
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,543
‐ More like a quiet sob, I'd say.

339
00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:19,628
‐ Oh, incoming...

340
00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:23,173
‐ Hi, hi. Sorry I'm late. I was finishing
a pitch thing for Celeste.

341
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,008
‐ Oh shit! A pitch for what?

342
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,760
Look at you. That's so exciting.

343
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,679
‐ Oh. Just some random thing.

344
00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:31,056
And she didn't say anything
when I gave it to her,

345
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,850
so she probably won't even use it.

346
00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:34,726
So, how was, um, the meeting?

347
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,562
‐ So. Good. Great.

348
00:15:36,562 --> 00:15:39,731
Very great good. Perfect.
So, so good. [forced laugh]

349
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,692
‐ Oh. Great.

350
00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:44,695
‐ So great! You know what? Be right back.
I am gonna go check on our drinks.

351
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,532
[humorous grunt]
‐ Ha!

352
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,119
So, how is she actually doing?

353
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,538
‐ Full breakdown.
‐ Worse than Rancoon.

354
00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:56,248
‐ I'd like to order a bottle of
champagne over to my table.

355
00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:58,458
We're celebrating
my friend's promotion.

356
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,043
‐ God, this is what I was worried about.

357
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,379
I just don't wanna make anything worse.
Like, you can't tell her

358
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:05,132
I ran into Wes today,
and he's breaking up with his girlfriend.

359
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:07,509
‐ Wes is breaking up with his girlfriend?

360
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:09,887
You weren't gonna tell me?

361
00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:12,514
‐ Well, what's to tell?
Th‐there's nothing to tell.

362
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,016
‐ Just tell.

363
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:17,644
‐ His ex‐girlfriend is moving out.
They broke up.

364
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,354
‐ [scoffs] Holy...

365
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,939
JULES:
And he said he's gonna text me.

366
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:22,441
[Madison laughs]

367
00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:26,153
‐ Wow.
IZZY: I can't believe it.

368
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:29,823
You ran into Wes on
the same day you got promoted

369
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,367
and got a free makeover at work?

370
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,369
You're having a killer day!

371
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:36,330
‐ Yep!

372
00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:41,460
‐ I am gonna just run to
the bathroom for some air.

373
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:44,296
I mean, to pee.
For some air while I pee.

374
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,551
Poor Madison...

375
00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:55,432
♪

376
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,976
[office chatter, phones ringing]

377
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,353
‐ Jules' stock is through the roof today!

378
00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:01,230
It's up 20,000%

379
00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:03,607
from the truly rock bottom

380
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:05,567
depressed era of last spring.

381
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,820
Madison's self‐worth is plummeting!

382
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,698
It‐it's bottoming out!
She's worth pennies at this point!

383
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,450
‐ Okay, no, no, no! Don't panic!

384
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:16,745
Don't panic! Madison will be back.
Okay, she just had a bad day.

385
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:19,206
She is a blue chip. Trust me. I'm a blip!

386
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,041
I'll be back to negative
numbers in no time!

387
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,252
[phones ringing]
Just don't give up on her!

388
00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:25,671
Seriously, she's my best friend!

389
00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:28,674
I'll... I'll short myself!
I can fix this!

390
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:34,096
Ooh! Hi! Um, I know my best friend
ordered this, but send it back.

391
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:37,182
She's had a really bad day, and she
doesn't need to be reminded of my joy.

392
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,642
Look how good my hair looks.

393
00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:41,478
I beg you, no champagne.
‐ Let go of the bottle!

394
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:42,855
[both struggle]

395
00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:44,648
[cork pops]
‐ Oh!

396
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,734
‐ That was for them, you psychopath.

397
00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:51,029
MADISON:
A third couple?

398
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:53,699
What was there,
an article about this place?

399
00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:56,451
‐ Now, these two are gonna make it.

400
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,704
‐ Check! Please! Please...

401
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:03,584
STELLA:
I'm sorry your day is shit, Madison.

402
00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:05,335
But I promise you, this is a place
where we can drink

403
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,713
where no one will be
celebrating anything good.

404
00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:11,425
‐ Yes, I feel confident nothing good
has ever happened here.

405
00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:14,803
‐ So, you told people
I'm giving away free booze,

406
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,346
or you just miss me?

407
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:19,808
‐ I hear you have a couch full of pills,
and we're looking to have a weird night.

408
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:20,851
Guys, this is Liv.

409
00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:22,686
Liv, these are three women

410
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,855
in desperate need of some alcohol.

411
00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:27,316
LIV: Alright.
‐ I will take a large tequila soda,

412
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:29,067
hold the soda. Supersize me.

413
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,903
‐ So, drunk fast.

414
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,072
‐ Thank you.
‐ Oh. Wow.

415
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,491
LIV: Okay.
MADISON: [sighs] Fuck.

416
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,411
Today sucked.

417
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:41,955
BILL:
You'd be prettier if you smiled.

418
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:47,294
‐ What did you just say to her?
BILL: Dudes don't like angry chicks.

419
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:49,630
So, come on, honey. Gimme a little smile.

420
00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:52,299
‐ I'm gonna throw something!
‐ Okay,

421
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,676
I know you did not just
tell this woman to smile.

422
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:57,471
‐ This woman is the C‐E‐goddamn‐O

423
00:18:57,471 --> 00:19:00,933
of her own company, and she has talent
and brains coming out the wazoo.

424
00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:03,143
And sure, she's had a shit day
and she's crying,

425
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:05,312
but she is a goddamn hero.

426
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,689
‐ And she is not here to smile for you.

427
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:10,859
‐ Well, why do you girls got all
dressed up and came to a bar?

428
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:14,488
‐ I don't know why you quit your job in
the North Pole to get a meth problem,

429
00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:16,907
but, hey, some things
are hard to understand.

430
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:19,993
Turn around.

431
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:23,622
[slow clap]

432
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:28,502
LIV:
Damn, girl. Y'all are crazy.

433
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,379
I like it.

434
00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:33,382
♪

435
00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:37,594
‐ A bamboo drawer organizer?
‐ What do you think?

436
00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:40,514
‐ That I'm lucky to have a best friend

437
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:42,766
who gets and loves me as
much as this says you do.

438
00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:47,104
[sighs] I'm sorry I was so weird
and fake at dinner.

439
00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:48,981
Look, I know I could just
be honest with you.

440
00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:51,275
‐ You were being weird?
I was being weird.

441
00:19:51,275 --> 00:19:55,153
And you were right this morning. I have to
let myself feel deserving of good things,

442
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,905
even though that's hard for me sometimes.

443
00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:58,574
‐ Look, you just have
to know that your good day

444
00:19:58,574 --> 00:20:01,326
will always make my bad
day better, not worse.

445
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,579
I promise.
IZZY: [yelps] You guys!

446
00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:07,583
It's Rancoon. He's free.

447
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:10,919
‐ That's amazing! Are you gonna
post a photo with Liam now?

448
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:14,923
‐ I don't know. It still might not be,
like, the right time.

449
00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:17,217
‐ Izzy, do you think that
the real Rancoon in the room

450
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:19,052
might have nothing to do with an elephant?

451
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,388
‐ Oh. What? Like,

452
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,724
I'm afraid to post a photo with Liam

453
00:20:23,724 --> 00:20:26,101
because everyone will see that
he's a million times hotter than me,

454
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:28,604
and then they'll be like,
"Why is he dating her in the first place?"

455
00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:29,855
No. [nervous laughs]

456
00:20:33,025 --> 00:20:36,236
‐ Seriously, if you didn't work at a bank,
I would offer you a job as a bouncer.

457
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:40,073
‐ I mean, I wish I worked here.
This place is way more my style.

458
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:43,660
‐ Okay, this is incredible.
I haven't channel surfed since 2006.

459
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,954
I mean, I quit paying for cable,
like, forever ago.

460
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:49,625
[gasps] Drag Race is on? Wait, okay,

461
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:53,337
can I just, like, come here on Fridays
and watch RuPaul live?

462
00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:56,089
‐ Until it's a dog nail salon, sure.
IZZY: Oh my god,

463
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,883
I cannot believe that guys

464
00:20:57,883 --> 00:21:00,010
just get to show up at a bar

465
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:02,638
and watch sports for free,
like, whenever they want to.

466
00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:04,181
This is genius.

467
00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:09,770
‐ Have you ever thought about renovating
this place instead of selling it?

468
00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:12,439
‐ Yeah, I don't think a new coat
of paint is gonna save this place.

469
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,441
‐ Not just a coat of paint. I mean, like,

470
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,777
a whole new concept.

471
00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:19,488
A bar with no meth Santas,

472
00:21:19,488 --> 00:21:21,240
clean bathrooms,

473
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,741
rosé on tap.

474
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:26,036
You know, somewhere where you can
go where you're not getting hit on.

475
00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:28,288
Somewhere where you can yell at the TV

476
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:30,707
while watching Bravo or The Bachelor.

477
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,585
‐ Uh, I don't know what you
guys are talking about,

478
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:35,546
but I just heard the words
rosé and Bachelor

479
00:21:35,546 --> 00:21:38,465
in the same sentence,
so yes to whatever that's for.

480
00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:41,176
‐ Hm. [laughs]

481
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,763
Wait, are you serious?
‐ Yeah.

482
00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:47,558
I‐I don't care if a dumb bank internship

483
00:21:47,558 --> 00:21:50,102
is what people think is
the big get. I hate it.

484
00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:52,896
I went to business school
to become an entrepreneur.

485
00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:55,440
And this could be my summer internship.

486
00:21:56,525 --> 00:21:58,819
I mean, we could do it together.

487
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:03,115
‐ Hm. I mean,

488
00:22:03,115 --> 00:22:05,951
it would really, really
piss off my dead dad.

489
00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:09,788
Telling him I was gay was good,
but this might top that.

490
00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:13,375
You know what?

491
00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:16,295
Fuck it. Let's do it.

492
00:22:16,295 --> 00:22:17,796
[glasses clink]

493
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:20,799
♪ Strangers in the Dark by Delaney Jane ♪

494
00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:28,307
MADISON:
Thanks.

495
00:22:29,433 --> 00:22:32,060
♪ You tell me... ♪

496
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,562
I'll need it.

497
00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:37,232
♪ I know you don't hear a thing ♪

498
00:22:42,029 --> 00:22:44,573
♪ When I'm naked ♪

499
00:22:44,573 --> 00:22:46,283
♪ With the lights on ♪

500
00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:50,621
♪ And you always turn them off ♪

501
00:22:50,621 --> 00:22:53,624
♪ Off, off, off... ♪

502
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:58,962
♪ When I first met you,
I had a boyfriend ♪

503
00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:01,256
♪ We would talk more
than I did with him... ♪

504
00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:02,257
[notification beep]

505
00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:03,842
♪ Everything made sense ♪

506
00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:05,385
♪ To a fire in the summer ♪

507
00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,513
♪ Years go by and now you don't look ♪

508
00:23:07,513 --> 00:23:09,056
♪ At me the same ♪

509
00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:11,600
♪ No, you don't hear me when I say ♪

510
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,268
♪ I feel us fading ♪

511
00:23:13,268 --> 00:23:14,937
‐ Take that, you bag of dicks.

512
00:23:14,937 --> 00:23:17,314
♪ Now, we're strangers in the dark ♪

513
00:23:17,314 --> 00:23:18,315
[notification beep]

514
00:23:18,315 --> 00:23:20,692
♪ Just who you are ♪

515
00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:23,153
♪ Who you are ♪

516
00:23:23,153 --> 00:23:24,780
♪ Who you are, can we ♪

517
00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:26,657
♪ Go back to the start ♪

518
00:23:26,657 --> 00:23:29,660
♪ When we were strangers in the dark? ♪

519
00:23:34,665 --> 00:23:36,750
♪

520
00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:39,670
♪ I swear, you stole my heart ♪

521
00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:44,383
♪ I swear, you stole my heart ♪

522
00:23:44,383 --> 00:23:47,386
♪ Tell you what I'm feeling... ♪

523
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,848
‐ That's it. That's all my stuff.

524
00:23:50,848 --> 00:23:53,016
‐ You okay?
‐ I'm totally fine.

525
00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:55,018
[seat belt clicks]
Let's go.

526
00:23:56,937 --> 00:23:57,938
[whirring]

527
00:23:57,938 --> 00:23:59,898
[smash, airbags pop]

528
00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:02,025
‐ Holy shit! Are you okay?

529
00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:03,652
‐ My right hand...

530
00:24:03,652 --> 00:24:05,654
I‐I think it's broken.

531
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,698
Fuck!

532
00:24:08,866 --> 00:24:10,951
♪

533
00:24:10,951 --> 00:24:13,954
♪ I swear you stole my heart ♪

534
00:24:15,747 --> 00:24:17,958
♪ I swear you stole my heart ♪

535
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:20,169
♪ Can we go back to the start ♪

536
00:24:20,169 --> 00:24:23,672
♪ When we were strangers in the dark? ♪

537
00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:28,010
♪ I swear you stole my heart ♪

538
00:24:28,010 --> 00:24:30,512
♪ From a friend to a lover
to a fire in the summer ♪

539
00:24:31,555 --> 00:24:33,348
♪ To the sound to the color
to the feeling ♪

540
00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:35,517
♪ When you know there
will never be another ♪

541
00:24:36,310 --> 00:24:38,896
♪ No, there will never be another
from a friend to a lover ♪

542
00:24:38,896 --> 00:24:40,355
♪ To a fire in the summer ♪

543
00:24:41,273 --> 00:24:43,734
♪ To the sound to the color
to the feeling when you know ♪

544
00:24:43,734 --> 00:24:45,235
♪ There will never be another ♪

545
00:24:46,028 --> 00:24:47,529
♪ No, there will never be another ♪

546
00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:49,781
♪

547
00:24:49,781 --> 00:24:52,826
♪ That's where you stole my heart ♪

548
00:24:54,703 --> 00:24:56,705
♪ That's where you stole my heart ♪

549
00:24:56,705 --> 00:24:58,832
♪ Can we go back to the start ♪

550
00:24:58,832 --> 00:25:02,419
♪ When we were
strangers in the dark? ♪

551
00:25:04,379 --> 00:25:07,132
♪ That's where you stole my heart ♪

552
00:25:07,132 --> 00:25:09,426
♪ From a friend to a lover
to a fire in the summer... ♪