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‐ I don't love you anymore.
‐ I don't really know what to do now.

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JEREMY:
Go back to hanging out with other women.

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‐ What? You never seen
an old cat lady before?

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‐ There seems to be a hold
on your account as a woman.

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‐ Are you saying I don't have any‐‐
‐ Friends.

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JULES: No, I have friends.
‐ Oh my god! Jeremy broke up with you!

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‐ What? That's crazy.
I'm here to see you...

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‐ It's been a minute, babe.

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In college, I always got the impression

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that I made you feel uncomfortable.
‐ Tzatziki!

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JULES: I really appreciate you taking
the time to meet with me, Ms. Oslow.

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‐ [muffled]
Oh, please. Call me Celeste.

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‐ Hey, Alison. Alison B.

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Other Alison B.
‐ Hey, Jules.

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My name isn't Alison.
It's Isadora Grossman‐Levine.

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Basically, my entire
adult life is built on a lie!

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‐ Look, he's moved on. So should you.

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JULES: I mean, I have been
texting a little bit with that guy Wes.

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Ooh, I don't want you to kiss me.

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It would be the beginning of
something I'm not ready for.

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‐ I'm dating someone.
Everyone, this is Colin.

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Colin, this is everyone.

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‐ I applied to business school.

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I think there's a version of
settled‐down‐me I'm interested in meeting.

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‐ I was just thinking about you.
WOMAN: Wes,

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can you bring me another
towel for my hair?

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‐ Colin is married. Divorced, practically.

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‐ I'd be lying if I said that Woöm hadn't
gotten in the way of my marriage.

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COLIN: Someone talking about me?
JULES: Colin's married to Celeste.

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‐ What is wrong with you?

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‐ I heard back from Penn, and I'm moving
to Philadelphia in the fall.

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‐ Look, Jules,
our friendship is far from perfect,

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but it's worth it to me.

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‐ Colin, this is Madison Maxwell.

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She's quite the rising PR star.

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JULES [on mic]:
Hey! Fuck!

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You!
[thud]

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I have no clue if I still
have a job or an income,

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but I'm glad I have you guys.

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♪ I miss the way we used to funk ♪

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♪ I miss the way
we used to funk ♪

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♪ I miss the way we used to funk ♪

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♪ I miss the, miss the, miss the... ♪

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♪ I miss the way we used to funk ♪

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♪ I miss the way
we used to funk ♪

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‐ It's quarantine day one.

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I'm here with my best friend...
because she has toilet paper.

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‐ Turns out Ramona's wedding
last weekend

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was something called
a "super‐spreader" event.

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‐ What should we do?

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‐ Just watch TV until this thing is over?

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♪

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♪ And it ain't hard
to get me saucy, no ♪

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‐ Hi guys, this is me here in Philly,

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just freezin' my tits off.

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Those are all my books.

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I've learned how to
become a businesswoman

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so I can work from home
for the rest of my life.

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Miss you all so much.

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♪ Baby, come dance on me ♪

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♪ You're the only one
who can handle me ♪

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♪ And I want you back ♪

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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

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‐ Well, we're still here.
‐ What are we even watching?

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‐ It doesn't matter.

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♪ I miss the way we used to funk ♪

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♪ I miss the,
miss the, miss the... ♪

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‐ I feel genuine sexual attraction
to the Moroccan tile in that pool.

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‐ I just applaud the twins' commitment
to exclusively sell luxury real estate

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in 17‐inch heels.

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♪ I miss the way you talk to me ♪

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♪ I miss the way you handle me ♪

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‐ Shut the fuck up.
We went to college with her.

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Delaney. Freshman year.
She was in our dorm.

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‐ Oh, I remember.
She gave our RA shingles.

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How did she get $5 million?

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"Designer decal brand"?

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She got rich from stickers?!

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‐ And how the hell does she have
a husband and a baby?

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What was she, a child bride?

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‐ We're almost 30. I think the child bride
window closed a while ago.

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‐ Fuck.
‐ I just think it's stupid to make

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such a big deal out of a birthday.

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You go to bed on Tuesday 29,

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you wake up on Wednesday 30.
Nothing else is different.

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‐ Well, I just think there's value
to acknowledging a milestone

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and checking in with yourself
about the place you're at in life.

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‐ Well, there's no value
if it makes you upset.

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I don't get why you
let this stress you out.

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‐ I don't get why you
don't let it stress you out!

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♪

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I mean, we spent the last part
of our official youth stuck inside.

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Not moving up at work,
not meeting new guys.

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Just here, watering house plants.

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You have too many plants!

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‐ Look, you're allowed to be upset.
You got cheated on,

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you got furloughed. But,

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you're going back to work this week,

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and you will be crushing
it again in no time.

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Unlike me who is getting fired
the minute Celeste gets back in town.

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‐ You don't know that for sure.

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‐ Her email said,

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"See me in my office
before the staff meeting."

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That's the boss version of,
"We need to talk."

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‐ Okay, you're getting fired.
But, you know, it might be for the best.

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It's not like you love working there.

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You know, maybe it'll help you find
a place you're more excited about.

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‐ Right now, the only place I'm excited
about is the airport to pick up Stella.

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Is Izzy coming?
[FaceTime ringtone]

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LIAM [on phone]: Hi, guys.

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‐ Hi, Liam.
‐ Hi, Liam.

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LIAM:
Jumping in the shower, babe.

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‐ I guess what Bad Gal Riri said
all those years ago was true.

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You can find love in
a hopeless place, even if that place

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is a Zoom networking mixer.

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I'm running late, for obvious reasons...

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LIAM: Can you grab me a towel, babe?
‐ Oh, Jesus!

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‐ Whoa! Dick in the frame!

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♪

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[airplane flying overhead]

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[Announcement over P.A.]:
Flight DF201 from Philadelphia

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has been delayed.
MADISON: Oh shit.

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Stella's flight's delayed.

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‐ Aren't delayed flights
what Wetzel's Pretzels'

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entire empire is built on?

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‐ So, you know how we're both turning 30

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and are nowhere near the places
we thought we'd be in our lives?

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‐ Yes, I recall the tears
and panic from 20 minutes ago.

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‐ Well, I don't wanna be
nowhere when we turn 30.

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I wanna be somewhere... Like Greece!

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‐ Greece?
‐ Yeah!

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Celebrating with my best friend!

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White buildings, blue ocean,
a beach in Santorini.

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‐ Okay, I would just like
to reiterate my desire

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not to make a huge
deal out of my birthday.

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But, I guess I could
picture us on a beach.

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‐ Right? This could be
exactly what we need.

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‐ Let's go talk to the travel lady.

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‐ Hiya, kittens!

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‐ And here we go again.

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‐ We're hoping you can help us
book some upcoming travel.

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‐ You betcha, I can! Right this way.

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Come on! Come along! Come along!

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[Announcement over P.A.]:
Business class boarding on flight 723

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to becoming your mother
will begin in 10 minutes.

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[high‐pitched horn honks]

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‐ Where are they all going?

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CAT LADY:
All sorts of places.

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Settling down in the suburbs,
layovers to divorce...

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There's a direct route
to actual fulfillment,

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but, darnedest thing,

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there are never any seats
on that one! [laughs]

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Come on!

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♪

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They're all taking
flights to their future!

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Just like you two have to do.

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‐ Well, we just wanna stay together.

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‐ You won't be able to figure out
where you're meant to go

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if you worry about that too much, kitten!

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‐ What do you mean? That makes no sense

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with that friendship stuff you
told me to do a year ago.

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[brakes screech]
‐ Are you saying

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being a woman means you're constantly
faced with unfair contradictions

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about the way you act?

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‐ I'm serious!
What happened to the whole,

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"My relationships with women
have to be sacred" thing?

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[brakes creak]

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‐ Well, maybe one of those women
is supposed to be you.

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Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Get out! Get out!

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♪

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Safe travels, girls!

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Good luck figuring out where
you wanna go, Dollface!

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Yeehaw!

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[board clicking]

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[airport chatter]

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‐ Madison?

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[Announcement over P.A.]
Jules Wiley, where the fuck are you going?

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[board clicking]

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[sighs]

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JULES: Hey!
‐ Hey! You okay?

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‐ Yeah,
I just thought I lost you for a second.

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‐ I was just getting us
a brochure for Greece.

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‐ I'm here!

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She's here! [laughs]

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‐ I knew you losers would
make a sign. [laughs]

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♪ Oh... ♪

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[laughter, overlapping chatter]

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‐ Woo! [laughs]
‐ Easy!

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♪ So bad... ♪

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‐ I am borderline not processing
how happy I am

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that we are all back together.

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‐ Does it feel good to be home, Stel?

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‐ [scoffs] You have no idea. I mean,

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the small talk I had
to make with my weed dealer

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was getting really annoying.

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‐ So, that's what you miss most about LA?

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Legalized marijuana?

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‐ No. Obviously, I missed you guys,
but it was like, please,

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just let me purchase
drugs in broad daylight

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from a store with my AirPods on.
As should be my right.

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Are all these boxes mine?

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‐ Uh, some of them are my random storage
stuff from high school and college.

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JULES: So, besides being happy to
be near a MedMen, are you excited

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for your fancy finance internship?

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‐ [sighs]
I still can't believe I got it.

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My entire class applied
to work for this bank.

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‐ How long until you accept
your inevitable future of being

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a beautiful billionaire genius?

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‐ Ready? Okay!

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‐ Very triggering that that fits you.

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‐ Our girl is back, she's come on home,

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without my Stel, I felt alone.

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‐ I mean, we were here the whole time.

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‐ Working at a bank, managing wealth,

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leave me again, and I'll

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kill... my... self!

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‐ Really felt certain she was gonna
take it too far, and she did.

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‐ Uh, I get that you missed me,
Iz, but we talked every day.

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I mean, I still haven't met Liam,
and yet I've seen his dick twice on Zoom.

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‐ You guys are finally
gonna get to meet him

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in person because...

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he's being honored at
the LA Reporter 30 Under 30 party,

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and I want us all to go.

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It's gonna be Roaring '20s‐themed!

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‐ I remember when I thought
I was gonna be on that last.

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Before I failed to accomplish
literally all of my life goals.

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‐ My sensitive baby angel.
Can we not backslide

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into the sadness from
this morning, please?

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Because, again, 30 doesn't
have to be a big deal!

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[grunting]

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And also, that is not true.

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‐ It is. And I have proof.

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‐ Holy shit, are those our vision boards?

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I forgot the very specific
brand of earnest

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you were senior year of college.

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MADISON:
See? My dream house in Bronson Canyon,

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a Vera Wang wedding gown,
pictures of all the actors

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who thank their publicist in major
award acceptance speeches,

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the 30 Under 30 list.

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‐ I actually went to
most of these festivals.

241
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‐ Jules, what's on your board?

242
00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:17,659
‐ I‐I don't think I took
the activity very seriously.

243
00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:20,162
♪

244
00:10:20,162 --> 00:10:23,332
I just think doing stuff
like this is kinda dumb.

245
00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:25,751
‐ Stuff like deciding what
you want out of life?

246
00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:28,003
‐ No, I know what I want out of life.

247
00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:29,296
‐ You do?

248
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:30,297
‐ It's obvious!

249
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,343
To be a poorly drawn penis!

250
00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:38,764
♪

251
00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:42,184
‐ Wow. They are really serious about
the start paperwork at this place.

252
00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:44,186
Last time I did this much
on‐boarding was at yacht week.

253
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,272
‐ Did you fill out a W2 for that?

254
00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:48,982
Isn't it in Europe?

255
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,235
‐ Oh, no. It‐it was a joke,
like how you board a yacht.

256
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,153
‐ Oh.

257
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,905
[quiet office chatter]

258
00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:56,323
‐ Uh, never mind.

259
00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:01,036
♪

260
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:03,830
[clears throat]

261
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,416
♪

262
00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:18,345
‐ Do you know why we're here?

263
00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:22,057
‐ Because I'm... fired.

264
00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:24,226
‐ Why would you be fired?

265
00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:27,729
‐ Because of the time
I blew up your marriage...

266
00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:30,107
at a wedding... over a sound system?

267
00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:32,776
‐ Yes, I remember.
‐ Okay. Just making sure.

268
00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:34,319
‐ Switch seats with me.

269
00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:37,489
‐ What?
‐ Up. Let's go.

270
00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:39,157
JULES:
O... kay.

271
00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,329
[seat cushion whooshes]
Ooh.

272
00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:46,957
CELESTE:
You're in charge of the meeting now, so...

273
00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:48,834
begin.

274
00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:51,503
‐ [nervous laugh] Uh,

275
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,922
I'm gonna need some additional context on,

276
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,966
uh, what the hell is happening here.

277
00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,928
‐ I realized, as I sat alone for a year,

278
00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,847
with the exception of a few
hookups with younger men,

279
00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:04,349
that I'm no longer a wife.

280
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:05,767
I'm not a mother,

281
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,811
and, yes, I have perfect skin

282
00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,479
and I'm wildly successful, but...

283
00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:11,732
what is my legacy?

284
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,276
‐ That sounded pretty good.

285
00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:17,487
‐ The Alisons were my two right hands.

286
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:19,239
I molded them.

287
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,158
And now, they've gone off
and started their own company

288
00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:22,659
in direct competition with me.

289
00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:25,954
And I'm proud in a way that

290
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:28,749
often feels like quiet rage.

291
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,627
So...

292
00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:34,505
if you stay, I will mentor you,

293
00:12:34,505 --> 00:12:35,881
and I will mold you,

294
00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:37,674
and you will be my new right hand.

295
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:39,843
But you have to want it.

296
00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:41,470
You can be promoted, you can be

297
00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:43,305
fired, resign.

298
00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:45,307
It's all up to you.

299
00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:47,309
‐ This feels like a very

300
00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:50,062
Mr. Miyagi "wax on, wax off" moment.

301
00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:52,189
‐ No. The only wax
I'm getting is a Brazilian,

302
00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:54,900
and it's at 4:00,
so if we could speed this up.

303
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:57,236
‐ Great! Well, meeting adjourned.
Thanks for coming.

304
00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,488
‐ Oh, and Jules?

305
00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:01,990
If you decide to leave,
or you have any other

306
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:05,577
uncomfortable news that you wish
to share with me in the future,

307
00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:07,955
don't announce it into
a fucking mic, okay?

308
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,457
‐ Ooh. E‐extremely fair. Yep. Hm.

309
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,001
Neh! [laughs]

310
00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:16,421
♪

311
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:22,261
‐ What's going on?
‐ They're firing everybody.

312
00:13:22,261 --> 00:13:23,762
Fuck this year.

313
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:26,765
♪

314
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:30,519
[exhales]

315
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:33,105
‐ I am so sorry.

316
00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:34,731
IZZY:
Well, I never liked them anyway.

317
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,942
You were always way out of their league.

318
00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:39,528
And when that large
Los Angeles‐based PR firm

319
00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:41,989
gets drunk at 2 AM and texts you,

320
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:43,699
you will not be around.

321
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:46,952
‐ I agree with Izzy.

322
00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:49,288
Minus the metaphor that makes
absolutely no sense.

323
00:13:49,288 --> 00:13:50,622
You will find something better.

324
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:52,499
‐ [sighs] Well,

325
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,334
I guess we're in the same boat now, Jules.

326
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:57,129
And it has a deep hole in it.

327
00:13:57,129 --> 00:13:58,839
‐ Well... [clears throat]

328
00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:03,385
‐ Wait, did you not get fired?

329
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:06,180
‐ I'm... not sure.

330
00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:09,433
It's still not decided 'cause she decided
the decision is up to me.

331
00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:11,935
Either I leave, or she promotes me
to be her right hand.

332
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:14,104
I mean, I promote myself.
It's a whole thing.

333
00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:16,023
MADISON: Uh...

334
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,733
Hold on!

335
00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:19,401
You have the option to promote yourself,

336
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,069
and you don't know what you're gonna do?

337
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,446
‐ It's a lot of pressure
to suddenly be the boss

338
00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:24,031
of a job you thought you lost,

339
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,742
that you don't even know if you want!
I don't wanna talk about this.

340
00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:28,243
‐ No, wait, we need to talk about this!

341
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,370
STELLA:
While we yell at Jules, Madison,

342
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,247
maybe you should start getting
ready 'cause, love you,

343
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:33,707
but you are not fast with a curling iron.

344
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,792
‐ You know what?
I'm not fast with a curling iron.

345
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,961
I suck at hair. I suck at everything!

346
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,630
You guys should just go without me.

347
00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:41,590
You all look cute,
and I don't wanna face people.

348
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:45,385
‐ Honestly, I know I should
be there to support Liam,

349
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,763
but I might be in favor
of staying home, too.

350
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,225
We haven't been out
in public together yet,

351
00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:53,644
and I'm worried he's too handsome.

352
00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:56,522
Like, what if people see me
and think I'm a middle school girl

353
00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:59,483
who won a date with a pop star
on a radio contest?

354
00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:01,485
‐ Okay, first of all, no, you won't.

355
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:04,905
But, to be honest,
my internship is bumming me out,

356
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,573
and I feel like I have bank stank.

357
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,867
Maybe we do bail.
‐ Okay, no!

358
00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:11,370
Everyone has been on my shit nonstop

359
00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:14,456
about what I wanna do with my damn life,
so I'm officially making a decision.

360
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:16,667
I want to get very,

361
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:20,128
very drunk at this party with all of you!

362
00:15:20,838 --> 00:15:23,340
Do you know how often you three
have insisted that going to a party

363
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,342
is the answer to all my problems?

364
00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:28,679
We're doing that tonight! Very hard.

365
00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:31,181
‐ I mean, but don't you think
a party designed to celebrate

366
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:34,351
a bunch of people my age who
are way more successful than me

367
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:35,978
might just end up making me feel worse?

368
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,272
‐ That's what the open bar is for,
right, Stella?

369
00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:41,483
‐ Fucking love party Jules.
‐ Open bar!

370
00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:43,151
STELLA/IZZY:
Open bar!

371
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,987
Open bar! Open bar!

372
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,572
Open bar!

373
00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:47,531
‐ Bring me my iron!

374
00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:48,782
♪ We like it when our hips shake ♪

375
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:54,121
♪ '20s‐themed dance music ♪

376
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:01,920
[laughs]

377
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,717
‐ A Roaring '20s party
to honor people in their 20s

378
00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:09,928
for being 30 under 30
in the actual 2020s.

379
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,055
I do love a well‐executed theme.

380
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:14,600
‐ Other than basically
no one having any rights,

381
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,226
the past seemed fun.

382
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:19,062
‐ Ooh! There's the... absinthe bar?

383
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:21,356
Fine, I'll drink it even if it
wiped out an entire generation.

384
00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:24,443
‐ I think I just spotted
the non‐naked part of Izzy's boyfriend.

385
00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:25,944
‐ [gasps] Liam!

386
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:28,947
♪ music continues ♪

387
00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:35,078
‐ [laughs] Wow, you look amazing, baby!

388
00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:36,622
‐ Oh my god! Shut up!

389
00:16:36,622 --> 00:16:39,917
Stop. I mean, don't. Okay, Liam,

390
00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:42,169
I'm so excited to officially,

391
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,171
in person, introduce you to‐‐
‐ Jules,

392
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:47,382
Madison, and, of course,
the famous Stella.

393
00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,510
I've heard so much about you guys.
And when I say "so much,"

394
00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:52,054
I mean a truly long list
of personal details

395
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,972
you probably didn't want shared.

396
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,391
Oh hey, I got some drink
tickets here for you ladies.

397
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,936
‐ Tickets? We were told open bar.
LIAM: Yeah, they're doing this

398
00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:01,355
Prohibition shtick where
you redeem a ticket

399
00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:03,482
for a drink from the bar and back.

400
00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:05,317
‐ Congrats on making the list, by the way.

401
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:07,319
‐ Thanks.
‐ Liam basically runs Saq,

402
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:09,071
which is like the male version of Woöm.

403
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,989
He's insanely impressive.

404
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:13,408
LIAM:
Oh, come on. You are the only

405
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:15,285
4‐under‐30 I care about
impressing tonight.

406
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,663
But, while you guys grab drinks,
there are a few work people

407
00:17:17,663 --> 00:17:19,456
I would love to introduce you to.

408
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,208
Shmoop?
[Izzy giggles]

409
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:24,920
‐ We're mingling. We're mingling.
We're in public, and we're mingling.

410
00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:27,881
‐ Bar?

411
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,299
STELLA/MADISON: Bar.
‐ Yeah.

412
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:32,469
♪ music continues ♪

413
00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:36,807
[party chatter]

414
00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:41,061
‐ [sighs] Well, this is a small nightmare.

415
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,146
‐ And it's about to be a large one.

416
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:44,648
‐ Delaney.

417
00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:47,401
MADISON:
Ugh, I saw her on TV the other day.

418
00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:50,153
‐ Oh. My. God!

419
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,197
Look who it is!

420
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:54,992
I haven't seen you girls in years!

421
00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:57,828
‐ Delaney! [laughs] Hey, girl! Oh!

422
00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,746
[both kiss, laugh]

423
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,081
[awkward laughter trails off]

424
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:04,084
Wow! So...

425
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:07,254
are you being featured on the list?

426
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,422
‐ Oh, no.

427
00:18:09,298 --> 00:18:11,425
I was on the list when I was 26.

428
00:18:11,425 --> 00:18:14,219
They just hired my brand to make

429
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:16,305
some custom decals for the event.

430
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:19,474
‐ Wow. These are so...

431
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:22,144
capitalized! I feel like
they're yelling at me!

432
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:24,188
‐ Inspirational posters are out.

433
00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:26,315
Motivational stickers are in.

434
00:18:26,315 --> 00:18:27,900
They are huge on Etsy right now.

435
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:30,736
‐ Oh, I saw you on Buying Bel Air!

436
00:18:30,736 --> 00:18:32,154
‐ Oh! Hi...

437
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,698
‐ Run. Give me your tickets
and save yourselves.

438
00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:36,867
I'll find you with drinks if this
conversation doesn't kill me.

439
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:38,076
‐ We can't let you do this.

440
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,953
‐ Madison, you're not gonna make it.

441
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,206
Jules, you're a goddamn hero.

442
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,295
‐ Oh... no! Where did the girls go?

443
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,130
I was so excited to catch up.

444
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,549
‐ Oh! Um, they both had to pee. [laughs]

445
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,718
You know, UTIs.
You do everything right,

446
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:56,845
and yet still pee city.

447
00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:58,972
‐ So, what's new with you?

448
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,475
Any big plans coming up?

449
00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:03,602
Fun stuff at work...

450
00:19:05,229 --> 00:19:06,563
FORTUNE TELLER:
Feel free to sit.

451
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,982
I'll give you a reading.
MADISON: Ooh.

452
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,984
This is exciting.
FORTUNE TELLER: It's a three‐card reading

453
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:13,779
for insight into your past,
present, and future.

454
00:19:13,779 --> 00:19:15,197
‐ Great. Hit me!

455
00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:18,617
‐ The Devil...

456
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:20,702
the Nightmare...

457
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:22,788
and Death.

458
00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:25,958
‐ Hit me again.

459
00:19:29,253 --> 00:19:31,171
‐ I hate having my picture taken.

460
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,841
‐ Oh my god, he's so hot.

461
00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:36,927
And, like, modest?
‐ Oh, he's, like, modest hot.

462
00:19:37,678 --> 00:19:39,054
So, how did you guys meet?

463
00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:41,849
‐ Oh, we met late in the pandemic. Yeah.

464
00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:44,268
Our first real date was
actually paddle boating

465
00:19:44,268 --> 00:19:46,144
in separate paddle boats.

466
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:48,021
It was still cute though.

467
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,107
‐ Oh, got it. That makes more sense.

468
00:19:51,108 --> 00:19:53,193
‐ Uh, what makes more sense?

469
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:56,446
‐ You know, just how hard times can,
like, really bond people.

470
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:59,867
‐ Totally. Even people you wouldn't
normally expect to get together.

471
00:20:01,118 --> 00:20:03,412
‐ For sure. Right.

472
00:20:04,288 --> 00:20:05,873
Totally. Uh, sorry.

473
00:20:05,873 --> 00:20:08,417
I think just recognized my old...

474
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:09,501
rabbi.

475
00:20:12,171 --> 00:20:13,172
Rabbi Shmuley!

476
00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:15,007
‐ Oh! God, no! No, no.

477
00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:17,676
Jeremy and I haven't been
together for a while.

478
00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:18,969
He broke up with me.

479
00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:21,763
Which is fine because I don't think
I really loved him.

480
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:23,599
Who knows if I've ever
been in love with anyone?

481
00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:25,225
Put that on a sticker, right?

482
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:26,560
[laughs]

483
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,021
Man, this line is just not moving, huh?

484
00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:31,982
‐ Uh, so what about work?
Where are you again?

485
00:20:31,982 --> 00:20:34,693
‐ I'm still at Woöm, trying to decide
if I'm gonna make a move

486
00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:37,029
in either an up or out direction.

487
00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:39,531
‐ Well, that's an exciting brand!

488
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:42,159
I bet if you keep getting promoted,

489
00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:44,661
you will be on this list in no time.

490
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:47,539
‐ Oh, well, I'm, uh, crossing
the 30 threshold in a couple months,

491
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:49,458
so probably not.
‐ Oh my god!

492
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,668
That's right. My husband

493
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:54,254
wants to surprise me for mine.
Classic, right?

494
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:56,715
‐ I would not know at all. [laughs]

495
00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:58,842
‐ What a huge year for us.
What are you‐‐

496
00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:01,053
‐ I'm sorry. I'm gonna
have to stop you here.

497
00:21:01,053 --> 00:21:04,973
I would make up an excuse about also
having a UTI, but the truth is, genuinely,

498
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:07,559
I just can't have this
conversation anymore.

499
00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:10,521
I mean, you are talking about everything
I came to this party to not talk about,

500
00:21:10,521 --> 00:21:13,023
so, respectfully,
I'm just gonna walk away now.

501
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:17,444
Great unexpectedly
running into you though!

502
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:20,822
Definitely the thing I miss most
about large‐scale social gatherings.

503
00:21:21,657 --> 00:21:23,659
Must find alcohol.

504
00:21:25,202 --> 00:21:27,704
You! Hi! I work for
the party planner people.

505
00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:29,998
Uh, could you remind me where
they keep the backup alcohol?

506
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:32,251
‐ Should be more bottles
in the storeroom upstairs.

507
00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:40,217
♪ muffled music ♪

508
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:42,511
[quietly] Bingo!

509
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,226
Where are you, alcohol?

510
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,396
♪

511
00:21:52,396 --> 00:21:53,772
Come on, really?

512
00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:56,316
What is this, another metaphor?

513
00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:57,442
I get it, universe.

514
00:21:57,442 --> 00:22:00,737
My life is one big empty nothing!

515
00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:03,657
Can I please, please
just have a drink now?

516
00:22:03,657 --> 00:22:04,867
Oh shit.

517
00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:08,453
Okay, what?

518
00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:11,039
Delaney!

519
00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:14,293
Is this really happening?
Can you see me right now?

520
00:22:14,293 --> 00:22:15,752
‐ Yeah. We all do.

521
00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:17,462
[Emcee over P.A.]:
Ladies and gentlemen and honorees,

522
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:19,882
please welcome our Roaring '20s
entertainment for the evening,

523
00:22:19,882 --> 00:22:23,385
the 30 Under 30 Showgirl Follies!

524
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:25,304
♪ swing music ♪

525
00:22:25,304 --> 00:22:27,472
‐ Oh god, oh god,
oh my god, oh my god...

526
00:22:28,098 --> 00:22:29,766
Um...

527
00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:31,560
Hi, excuse me! Okay‐‐

528
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:33,437
Excuse me! There's, uh,

529
00:22:33,437 --> 00:22:35,397
there's been an ill‐timed mistake!

530
00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:40,194
Pardon me. Yep. Okay‐‐
Oh. You're this way?

531
00:22:40,194 --> 00:22:41,862
Um‐‐ [whimpers]

532
00:22:41,862 --> 00:22:44,615
Just let me‐‐
Just let me pick a lane! Oh...

533
00:22:45,616 --> 00:22:46,909
Oh...

534
00:22:46,909 --> 00:22:49,661
We all want the same thing,
and it's me not up here!

535
00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:53,290
[applause]

536
00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:57,586
This bar is supposed to be open!

537
00:22:57,586 --> 00:22:59,963
[clanging]
Prohibit that!

538
00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:02,466
Excuse me!

539
00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:06,178
‐ Just one more time. Hit me.
See if we can't turn mama's luck around.

540
00:23:06,178 --> 00:23:08,597
‐ Jesus, Madison,
she's not a blackjack dealer, okay?

541
00:23:08,597 --> 00:23:10,307
You're freaking out the fortune teller.

542
00:23:10,307 --> 00:23:12,768
‐ She said she learned
how to read tarot on TikTok.

543
00:23:12,768 --> 00:23:14,811
We should move on.
‐ Just accept what's in the cards‐‐

544
00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:16,939
‐ I can't!
JULES: There you are.

545
00:23:16,939 --> 00:23:19,983
Bottoms up. I did not get ice.

546
00:23:20,484 --> 00:23:21,485
‐ Ew!

547
00:23:22,152 --> 00:23:23,987
Oh, I think mine is
just straight olive juice.

548
00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:25,989
‐ Mm. Take mine. It's whiskey.

549
00:23:27,616 --> 00:23:30,953
‐ I thought I was having a bad night.
Are you gonna be okay, Jules?

550
00:23:30,953 --> 00:23:34,081
‐ [shudders] I don't know
what I'm gonna be.

551
00:23:34,081 --> 00:23:37,626
I'm gonna be drunk in about
six minutes, I can tell you that much.

552
00:23:37,626 --> 00:23:39,253
Wait! [laughs]

553
00:23:39,253 --> 00:23:41,964
I should just let this lady here
tell me what I'm gonna be, huh?

554
00:23:41,964 --> 00:23:45,259
Since everyone here is
so interested to know.

555
00:23:45,259 --> 00:23:48,345
♪

556
00:23:48,345 --> 00:23:50,472
Ha! [laughs]

557
00:23:51,348 --> 00:23:52,432
‐ What is it?

558
00:23:53,809 --> 00:23:55,102
‐ It's blank!

559
00:23:55,811 --> 00:23:58,647
‐ Well, that's weird.
‐ No, it's not. It's my future. I get it.

560
00:23:58,647 --> 00:23:59,731
‐ Bullshit.

561
00:23:59,731 --> 00:24:02,067
‐ What? It doesn't matter!
MADISON: You know,

562
00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:03,819
I am tired of this.

563
00:24:03,819 --> 00:24:06,321
It does matter. It has to.

564
00:24:06,321 --> 00:24:09,157
Look, even when it hurts because it does.

565
00:24:09,157 --> 00:24:11,910
And‐and maybe to me,
this one birthday matters too much.

566
00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:14,329
But, if you feel like
nothing matters at all,

567
00:24:14,329 --> 00:24:16,206
then that's how your life is gonna be.

568
00:24:16,206 --> 00:24:18,750
And if you want
your life to mean something,

569
00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:20,586
then you're gonna have to start to care.

570
00:24:20,586 --> 00:24:23,505
‐ I care about you guys.
MADISON: Look, I know,

571
00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:25,632
but you have to care about you.

572
00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:27,426
We can't do that for you.

573
00:24:27,426 --> 00:24:30,762
♪

574
00:24:35,559 --> 00:24:37,853
‐ Are you calling an Uber?
She's calling an Uber!

575
00:24:37,853 --> 00:24:40,105
‐ Look, I'm sorry if I was too harsh.

576
00:24:40,105 --> 00:24:42,482
I‐I'm dealing with my own stuff,
and I was just trying to help.

577
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:43,692
Look, please don't leave alone.

578
00:24:44,776 --> 00:24:46,361
[Jules sighs]

579
00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:48,197
‐ I was emailing Celeste.

580
00:24:48,197 --> 00:24:50,282
I told her I wanna take the promotion.

581
00:24:50,282 --> 00:24:52,034
[slaps table]
‐ Well, shit.

582
00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:53,785
IZZY:
That's amazing!

583
00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:55,204
I'm worried for, you know,

584
00:24:55,204 --> 00:24:58,248
typos that might be in there right now,
but still very cool.

585
00:24:58,916 --> 00:25:00,542
‐ You really did?
‐ Yeah.

586
00:25:01,585 --> 00:25:04,755
I guess I should start putting something
on my vision board besides dicks.

587
00:25:04,755 --> 00:25:06,757
‐ Oh, I figured it out.

588
00:25:06,757 --> 00:25:08,926
That's just the card that comes
in the back of the pack.

589
00:25:08,926 --> 00:25:10,761
‐ Should we get the fuck out of here?

590
00:25:10,761 --> 00:25:12,971
I don't know how much longer
I can be at this specific party.

591
00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:14,806
‐ Agreed.
‐ Strongly agree.

592
00:25:15,516 --> 00:25:17,226
‐ I know where we should go.

593
00:25:17,226 --> 00:25:19,561
♪ Fly Away by Tones And I ♪

594
00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:21,146
♪ Oh ♪

595
00:25:21,563 --> 00:25:23,524
♪ Oh, oh ♪

596
00:25:23,524 --> 00:25:25,067
♪ I fly away ♪

597
00:25:25,943 --> 00:25:28,195
♪No one knew how low I was feeling ♪

598
00:25:29,780 --> 00:25:32,407
♪ I was scared to reach for it all ♪

599
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:36,328
♪ Knowing I was here for a reason ♪

600
00:25:37,037 --> 00:25:38,872
♪ But I was scared that if I tried ♪

601
00:25:38,872 --> 00:25:40,332
♪ I'd fall ♪

602
00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:43,627
♪ So, where do I go now I'm in it? ♪

603
00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:47,881
♪ I never thought it'd be like this ♪

604
00:25:48,924 --> 00:25:51,593
♪ Dreaming all my life, and I did it ♪

605
00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:55,889
♪ Thought the grass
was greener than it is ♪

606
00:25:55,889 --> 00:25:58,892
♪ 'Cause I had a dream that someday ♪

607
00:25:59,935 --> 00:26:02,729
♪ I would just fly, fly away ♪

608
00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:07,109
♪ And I always knew I couldn't stay ♪

609
00:26:07,693 --> 00:26:10,279
♪ So I had a dream
that I'd just fly away ♪

610
00:26:10,279 --> 00:26:12,030
♪ Away, oh ♪

611
00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:14,116
♪ Fly, fly ♪

612
00:26:15,117 --> 00:26:16,618
♪ Oh ♪

613
00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:18,787
♪ Oh, I'd fly away ♪

614
00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:20,706
♪ Oh ♪

615
00:26:20,706 --> 00:26:22,791
♪ Oh... ♪

616
00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:24,209
♪ Oh ♪

617
00:26:24,209 --> 00:26:26,753
♪ Oh, I'd fly away ♪

618
00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:28,547
♪ 'Cause I had a dream ♪

619
00:26:28,547 --> 00:26:30,632
♪ That some day ♪

620
00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:33,302
♪ I would just fly, fly away ♪

621
00:26:34,469 --> 00:26:37,681
♪ And I always knew I couldn't stay ♪

622
00:26:38,182 --> 00:26:41,059
♪ So I had a dream
that I'd just fly away ♪

623
00:26:41,059 --> 00:26:42,728
♪ Away, oh ♪

624
00:26:42,728 --> 00:26:45,147
♪ Fly, fly away ♪

625
00:26:45,856 --> 00:26:47,149
♪ Oh ♪

626
00:26:49,484 --> 00:26:51,486
♪ Oh ♪

627
00:26:51,486 --> 00:26:53,488
♪ Oh... ♪

628
00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:55,574
♪ Oh ♪

629
00:26:55,574 --> 00:26:57,409
♪ I fly away ♪♪