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[wind howling]
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[shutters rattling]
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[indistinct chatter]
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‐ Jesus Christ, it's windy outside!
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ALISON B.:
What's this little guy doing here?
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‐ Oh, he was all freaked out last night
because of all this crazy wind,
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so I didn't want to leave him at home.
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‐ Aww, are you here to be
Woom’s newest intern, Turtle?
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‐ Still actually a cat.
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‐ Oh. I know.
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‐ What’s the big deal with this
emergency meeting on a Sunday anyway?
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That e‐mail from Celeste seemed intense.
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‐ Maybe it's a good emergency.
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Like, maybe she has
emergency empowerment gifts to give us
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in honor of the Women's March.
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♪
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‐ Or not.
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‐ I called you all here
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because a pair of shoes were found
upstairs in my beach house this morning.
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[mouthing silently]
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CELESTE:
And seeing as they’re not mine,
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and they're certainly not my husband's,
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the only explanation must be
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that one of you girls
left them there after the retreat.
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So...
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Anyone?
‐ [no audio]
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‐ Jules, do you have something to say?
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‐ Yeah, actually, um...
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I was just saying those shoes are... mine!
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They're mine.
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‐ These are yours?
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‐ Yep. I brought them to the retreat,
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because they're my, uh,
post‐yoga comfy shoes.
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‐ Well, if they're yours,
then why don’t you try them on?
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‐ Right now?
‐ Mm‐hmm.
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‐ Okay.
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I'll just...
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Ooh, yeah.
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Oh. Ooh.
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There it is. See?
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Natural fit.
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‐ If you know who those shoes belong to,
I really need you to tell me.
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‐ I actually have to get going,
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because I'm actually headed to the,
uh, Women's March.
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So...
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‐ The Women's March
is such an important event.
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It's all about solidarity among women.
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About loyalty.
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‐ Yeah.
Loyalty to your girlfriends is important.
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‐ Yes. But today, this is about
loyalty in the greater sense.
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Loyalty to the code
that we, as women, must follow
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in order to stick together
and not let men come between us,
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to undermine us.
This is about being a feminist.
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Do you think you're a feminist, Jules?
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‐ Yeah, I mean, I... I, uh...
do my best, you know?
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I would say I'm definitely,
uh, femin‐ish.
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[chuckles] Anyway,
I really have to get going,
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because I'm having
some really explosive...
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...menstruation.
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Which is, you know,
it's less gross than diarrhea,
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but it's still... extremely valid, so...
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[Turtle meows]
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♪
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[quiet chatter]
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[wind blowing, leaves rustling]
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‐ Ahhh!
[grunting]
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‐ [female cyclist screams]
MALE CYCLIST: Look out!
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♪
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♪
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‐ Turtle‐‐
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I don't think
we're in Downtown L. A. anymore.
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Wait. Main and First?
This is Downtown.
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No sense of direction over here.
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♪
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‐ My God,
she’s the tallest lady I’ve ever seen!
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‐ What are all
you small children doing here?
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‐ We’re on a field trip from
the Lollipop Lullaby Los Angeles
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Academy for Early Childhood Development.
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‐ You're on a field trip
to the Women’s March?
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‐ L. A. private elementary schools
can be very progressive.
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‐ [women chanting nearby]
‐ Okay, kids, just go along.
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Milo, Axel, Luna, whatever the hell else
they’re naming kids these days.
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Go! Go! Line up!
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[sighs]
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Aww, why the long face?
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‐ Well, I took these shoes
to cover for Madison.
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but apparently trying to be a good friend
makes me a bad feminist.
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Can you believe that?
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‐ Well, I’m a woman with a cat head
in a giant pink ball gown.
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I can believe a lot of things.
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‐ Being a feminist means I’m supposed
to be supportive of all women, right?
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But there’s no way for me to do that when
supporting one means hurting another.
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‐ I might know someone
who can help you with that.
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‐ If it’s one of those kids,
I’m not taking advice from a child.
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‐ I’m talking about the Speaker.
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‐ The speaker at the March?
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‐ Yes, Sylvia Goldwyn,
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the most famous feminist icon
of the last 50 years.
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‐ Ooh, wow!
‐ [Cat Lady chuckles]
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3:00 PM in front of City Hall.
It's a bit of a schlep to get down there.
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‐ Well, I'm desperate.
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So, if you think she knows
the right feminist thing
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for me to do in this situation,
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then I have to go see her.
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The stage is right by City Hall, you said?
‐ Yes.
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All you have to do is follow
that double yellow line.
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Follow the line all the way to the Speaker
and the answer will be clear.
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‐ Well, I hope you’re right.
I'm gonna get going.
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Thanks for all you help.
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Uh, this one here
in the center of the road?
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CAT LADY:
Yep. Yep.
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‐ In the‐‐? Okay, thank you.
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God, she couldn't have left
sneakers at his house?
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Better not be her sex shoes.
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[protesters chanting]
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♪
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‐ Follow the double yellow line?
Now which way do we go?
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STELLA: I think to the left looks good.
‐ Stella?
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‐ But then again we can probably get
to the main stage on the right too.
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‐ What are you doing up there?
‐ My phone had no service.
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So, I came up here to see if I could spot
you guys in the crowd, and I got stuck.
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A little help?
‐ Uh, it's just caught on your strap.
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‐ Oh.
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Ugh, thank you. These were really
starting to ride up my ass.
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JULES: God,
I'm so glad I found you.
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Madison and I got in this huge intense
fight after you passed out last night.
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‐ Fuck, really? Was it my fault?
Did I puke on anyone?
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‐ No, nobody... not counting yourself.
‐ God, I'm so hungover.
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Wait. Why were you guys fighting then?
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‐ Um, I found out Colin is married.
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Like, still married... to Celeste.
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‐ Jesus Christ, men are the fucking worst.
‐ Preach, girl!
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‐ Well, she completely flipped out on me
after I told her.
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And then all this crazy other stuff
came up between us and it got really ugly.
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‐ Well, whatever you do,
don’t come to me for advice.
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Because if I learned
anything this weekend,
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it’s that I’m a lot more dumb
than I thought I was.
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‐ Oh, Stella, come on.
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‐ No, just everyone sees me
as this cute, fun girl,
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and, you know, I wanted to prove
that I was smart too.
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Guess what, I'm not.
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Maybe this whole thing is bullshit,
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and I just need to accept
that I don’t get to be both.
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‐ Stella, I hate hearing you like this.
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You need to come with me
to see the Speaker.
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The main guest at the March
is supposed to be
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this epic feminist thinker
with all this wisdom.
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And if she can help me,
I bet she can help you too.
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‐ Well, I guess I did come
all the way down here.
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Hey, did I have camel toe in these
when I was standing up there?
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‐ No. No, you're‐‐ yeah.
‐ You sure?
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JULES: Maybe. I mean, yeah, do that.
STELLA: A little bit, right? A little bit.
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Madison just dropped me a pin
to her location so we can find her.
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Are you gonna be okay to see her?
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‐ I'm more worried about
what she’s gonna do when she sees me.
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But, yeah, I have to talk to her.
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[phone vibrating]
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Oh, crap.
It's Celeste calling.
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She found these shoes of Madison's
at her beach house,
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and I said they were mine
to cover for her.
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But Celeste totally knows I'm lying,
and now she thinks I'm a bad feminist.
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‐ Just tell Madison
to come clean with Celeste.
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And fuck Colin.
I men, let him deal with the fallout.
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‐ No, trust me, I can’t call Madison out
the way that you can.
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It’s different with us, you know.
There’s too much history.
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‐ Well, isn’t the whole bad feminist thing
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a little ironic
coming from Celeste anyway?
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‐ What do you mean? She’s the CEO of
a company all about women’s empowerment.
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‐ Sure, women’s empowerment by the
purchasing of insanely expensive products
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to keep them from looking old.
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‐ Fair point.
‐ Oh. There's Mads.
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‐ Oil! I need face oil!
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These winds are making my face so dry.
I can feel myself actively aging today.
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STELLA:
Uh, that's actually Jules'.
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‐ Oh.
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‐ Look, Madison, I know you’re upset,
but we have to talk about Celeste.
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‐ No, we really don't.
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‐ She knows something’s up with Colin,
and I have to give her an answer.
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‐ No, the answer is that she’s lying.
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She’s lying about the fact
that she and Colin are getting a divorce,
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because she's just
a bitter, evil, wicked, old bi‐‐
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‐ Yo! It's Women’s March, okay?
Let's maybe not use that word today.
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‐ You think I got played by some guy and
I need to stand around crying about it‐‐
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which didn't happen.
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‐ Well, even if it is what happened,
it doesn’t mean it’s your fault.
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‐ Women who fall for that kind of stuff
are pathetic,
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and I refuse to be one of them.
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I'm sorry if that makes me
sound heartless.
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‐ Well, Celeste found your shoes
at the beach house‐‐
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[smoke blasting]
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‐ [coughing]
That smells awful! Ugh!
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Who knew that L. A. had subways?
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‐ Uh, you guys should go.
‐ Um, Stella?
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‐ Right. Sorry, uh, bathrooms.
Emergency periods... both of us.
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‐ Yeah. White pants.
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‐ Funny, Jules used that exact same excuse
earlier today.
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‐ Linked cycles.
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You know, I guess we’re all
just super close friends.
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‐ So, I finally found you, my pretty...
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employee... who is also a smart
and valued member of the team.
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I’ve been encouraged not to give
looks‐based positive feedback anymore.
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We had a whole HR training thing about it.
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‐ Oh, well, um, I’m very sorry
I missed your call,
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but I was really hoping
that maybe we could talk a little later?
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‐ Well, Jules,
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later I need to have a conversation
with my husband about those shoes.
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So, if you know who they belong to,
I’m asking you to tell me right now.
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And if you can’t do that
woman‐to‐woman,
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we may need to reevaluate
if working at Woom really matters to you.
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‐ Of course it matters to me!
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I mean, Woom isn’t just
a job to me, Celeste.
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I finally feel at home there.
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‐ All right, well, in that case,
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why don't we go sit down
and we'll talk through it all right now?
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‐ Um, you know,
I would really love to do that,
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but, um, there was a conversation
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about Woom doing a piece
on the March for the website,
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and I just found out that
everyone taking pictures is using Ultra HD
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when the website can only handle
1080 hi‐res files.
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So, as you can imagine,
I have to stay on top of it,
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or we could have
a down‐res situation on our hands.
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‐ Well, that sounds bad.
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‐ Yeah, we're talking pixelation,
shimmer, degraded images.
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And I don’t think a day like today
should be about degrading anything.
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You know what I mean?
CELESTE: No.
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Yeah, uh, Jules‐‐
‐ I'm gonna get back to it, boss.
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‐ Well, I will catch up with you, Jules,
and your little cat too!
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I know he was in the office today,
and Woom is a pet‐free workplace!
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♪
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‐ Here you guys are!
What’s going on?
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‐ We’ve all been waiting to pee
for half an hour!
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Some freakshow locked herself in there,
and this is the only bathroom for blocks!
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Hurry up, already!
235
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IZZY: You don’t know me!
I might have irritable bowel syndrome!
236
00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:14,861
‐ Wait. Izzy, is that you?
237
00:12:15,862 --> 00:12:20,533
‐ [hyperventilating]
I'm having a pan‐‐ a panic attack.
238
00:12:20,533 --> 00:12:23,203
‐ It's okay, Iz.
Just exit the rental toilet.
239
00:12:23,203 --> 00:12:25,538
‐ I can't!
I can't come out there!
240
00:12:25,538 --> 00:12:27,707
I can't face everyone!
I can't!
241
00:12:27,707 --> 00:12:30,835
Wait. Have you guys been
together this whole time?
242
00:12:30,835 --> 00:12:32,629
Are you taking pictures without me?
243
00:12:32,629 --> 00:12:35,006
Can we get one with me in it?
I need to be in one, quick.
244
00:12:36,633 --> 00:12:38,134
‐ [camera snapping]
IZZY: Cute.
245
00:12:38,134 --> 00:12:40,470
‐ Okay, what is going?
Why are you freaking out?
246
00:12:40,470 --> 00:12:42,097
‐ I was alone!
247
00:12:42,097 --> 00:12:43,723
Jules ran out of the meeting
so quickly this morning
248
00:12:43,723 --> 00:12:45,183
that I had to come down here by myself.
249
00:12:45,183 --> 00:12:46,851
And I couldn't find any of you guys.
250
00:12:46,851 --> 00:12:50,522
And there were these insane
counter‐protesters screaming at me.
251
00:12:50,522 --> 00:12:52,107
‐ Were they sexists?
‐ And bigots?
252
00:12:52,107 --> 00:12:53,858
‐ And Nazis!
‐ Oh my!
253
00:12:53,858 --> 00:12:56,152
‐ It’s awful.
It’s like I can’t survive
254
00:12:56,152 --> 00:12:58,947
without the 24/7 camaraderie of a clique.
255
00:12:58,947 --> 00:13:01,700
I'm realizing I went
from my high school besties
256
00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:04,786
to my sorority to the Alisons to you guys.
257
00:13:04,786 --> 00:13:08,039
What kind of feminist doesn't have
enough confidence to be on their own?
258
00:13:08,039 --> 00:13:11,626
Destiny's Child’s seminal anthem
is called Independent Woman,
259
00:13:11,626 --> 00:13:13,378
not "Codependent Freak."
260
00:13:13,378 --> 00:13:16,631
‐ Izzy, look, I think you should come
with me to hear the Speaker at the March.
261
00:13:16,631 --> 00:13:18,717
Madison, I think you should come too.
262
00:13:18,717 --> 00:13:20,510
We’re running out of time
before I have to talk to Celeste,
263
00:13:20,510 --> 00:13:22,304
and I don’t want to betray you.
264
00:13:22,304 --> 00:13:24,806
I really think the Speaker could get
through to you in a way that I can't.
265
00:13:24,806 --> 00:13:27,767
‐ You think I care at all
what you say to Celeste?
266
00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:30,437
Look, I’m not the other woman in this.
She is.
267
00:13:30,437 --> 00:13:33,815
If you want to believe your boss over me,
go ahead.
268
00:13:38,862 --> 00:13:42,449
‐ At least I got this picture of us
protesting while we were all together.
269
00:13:46,494 --> 00:13:49,372
‐ I need you girls
to bring me Jules Wiley.
270
00:13:49,372 --> 00:13:51,458
‐ On it.
Do you want her alive?
271
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‐ What?
Of course alive!
272
00:13:55,003 --> 00:13:57,130
Alison, did you have a martini?
273
00:13:57,130 --> 00:13:59,841
Just because I’m having one
doesn’t make it okay for you to have one.
274
00:13:59,841 --> 00:14:01,551
‐ She gets really intense when she drinks.
275
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♪
276
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JULES: Aww, hi!
277
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PROTESTERS: [chanting]
My body, my voice, my country, my choice.
278
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:20,946
My body, my voice, my country, my choice.
279
00:14:20,946 --> 00:14:22,405
‐ It must be for the March.
280
00:14:25,784 --> 00:14:28,578
‐ It's Celeste.
She's trying to send me a message.
281
00:14:29,371 --> 00:14:31,957
We have to keep moving and
get to the Speaker before she finds me.
282
00:14:33,959 --> 00:14:37,921
FEMALE EMCEE:
She's our voice! She's our inspiration!
283
00:14:37,921 --> 00:14:43,426
Are you ready to meet the woman who has
spent her life fighting for our rights?
284
00:14:43,426 --> 00:14:45,345
[crowd cheering]
285
00:14:45,345 --> 00:14:47,681
‐ Hey, let's try and get closer.
Come on.
286
00:14:48,974 --> 00:14:50,976
[cheering continues]
287
00:14:55,772 --> 00:14:58,024
♪
288
00:15:07,951 --> 00:15:11,246
‐ Jules, Celeste would totally love
to grab a non‐optional word with you.
289
00:15:11,246 --> 00:15:13,248
‐ Super non‐optional.
290
00:15:17,502 --> 00:15:19,796
♪
291
00:15:26,344 --> 00:15:27,804
CELESTE: Jules‐‐
292
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how nice of you to make time for
another moment with your dear old boss.
293
00:15:31,892 --> 00:15:33,518
‐ Celeste, look, I'm sorry.
294
00:15:33,518 --> 00:15:35,896
I swear I was just trying
to do the right thing.
295
00:15:35,896 --> 00:15:38,023
I really didn't mean to make you angry.
296
00:15:38,023 --> 00:15:41,568
‐ Oh, I'm not angry.
I'm just concerned.
297
00:15:41,568 --> 00:15:45,113
This rebellious behavior
is just so out of character.
298
00:15:45,113 --> 00:15:49,367
I figured maybe you're just
in an emotional spiral from your break‐up.
299
00:15:49,367 --> 00:15:50,452
‐ My break‐up?
300
00:15:50,452 --> 00:15:52,245
‐ The one you told me about
at the retreat.
301
00:15:52,245 --> 00:15:54,831
From Ramona Hess's brother, Jeremy?
302
00:15:54,831 --> 00:15:57,500
I just thought, if I can’t get through
to you woman‐to‐woman,
303
00:15:57,500 --> 00:16:01,463
then maybe you can just talk to him.
304
00:16:03,673 --> 00:16:06,676
‐ [staticky]
Jules? Jules are you there?
305
00:16:06,676 --> 00:16:08,720
‐ Jeremy, can you hear me?
‐ Is everything all right, Juju?
306
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:11,348
Your boss said you've been
acting strange all week.
307
00:16:11,348 --> 00:16:13,225
I've been thinking about you.
308
00:16:13,225 --> 00:16:15,018
Are you there, Jules?
‐ Yes, I'm here!
309
00:16:15,018 --> 00:16:16,895
‐ Jules?
‐ Jeremy!
310
00:16:18,939 --> 00:16:22,275
‐ So, Jules, how are you feeling?
311
00:16:22,984 --> 00:16:24,861
Are you ready to talk now?
312
00:16:24,861 --> 00:16:27,239
‐ [door opening]
‐ Jules!
313
00:16:28,114 --> 00:16:30,283
‐ Izzy, is that you?
314
00:16:30,283 --> 00:16:32,953
Interrupt this meeting
and you will be fired.
315
00:16:32,953 --> 00:16:34,955
Fired!
‐ Celeste, no!
316
00:16:36,039 --> 00:16:37,624
[tablet fizzling]
317
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:41,002
‐ It's melting! It's melting!
318
00:16:41,002 --> 00:16:44,005
I had, like, three seasons
of The Good Wife downloaded on here
319
00:16:44,005 --> 00:16:48,885
and I fly to New York tomorrow!
Noooooo!
320
00:16:48,885 --> 00:16:51,638
No! my life is ruined!
321
00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,642
♪
322
00:17:03,608 --> 00:17:04,609
‐ You didn't leave.
323
00:17:04,609 --> 00:17:06,361
‐ Stella told me what you did
with the shoes.
324
00:17:07,153 --> 00:17:09,489
I figured if you're willing
to lose your job for me,
325
00:17:09,489 --> 00:17:12,701
the least I could do is hear out
what this Speaker of yours had to say.
326
00:17:14,869 --> 00:17:16,496
But we missed it.
It's over.
327
00:17:17,372 --> 00:17:20,500
‐ What are we gonna do now?
‐ There's nothing we can do. We failed.
328
00:17:21,418 --> 00:17:24,588
‐ [meows]
‐ Turtle, no! Come here!
329
00:17:24,588 --> 00:17:26,590
♪
330
00:17:31,803 --> 00:17:33,013
‐ Awww.
331
00:17:33,013 --> 00:17:37,893
‐ Wait. Are you... her?
Sylvia?
332
00:17:37,893 --> 00:17:40,395
‐ Why, yes!
I am me.
333
00:17:48,236 --> 00:17:50,155
‐ Man, that feels so much better!
334
00:17:50,155 --> 00:17:52,699
‐ Were you wearing fake eyelashes?
SYLVIA: Uh‐huh.
335
00:17:52,699 --> 00:17:55,660
‐ And sticky boobs?
‐ Mm‐hmm.
336
00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:59,623
‐ But why do you care what you look like?
Aren't you some brilliant feminist?
337
00:17:59,623 --> 00:18:03,501
‐ Looking good doesn't mean I'm any less
of a feminist than you are, sweetheart.
338
00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:06,338
It just means I wake up earlier to be one.
339
00:18:07,214 --> 00:18:10,342
‐ Um, we came all the way down here
to see you, Ms. Goldwyn,
340
00:18:10,342 --> 00:18:11,968
but we missed your speech.
‐ Awww.
341
00:18:11,968 --> 00:18:14,888
‐ Sylvia, you have a dinner
with Senator Feinstein in 15.
342
00:18:14,888 --> 00:18:15,889
‐ I'm coming!
343
00:18:17,057 --> 00:18:19,976
Pay no attention
to the man behind the curtain.
344
00:18:19,976 --> 00:18:23,396
‐ Well, we're all just sort of desperate
to hear you speak and get some guidance.
345
00:18:23,396 --> 00:18:27,108
‐ Guidance? I think I need
an example of what you're looking for.
346
00:18:28,151 --> 00:18:32,614
‐ Like, a feminist is supposed to be
supportive of all women.
347
00:18:32,614 --> 00:18:36,743
‐ Or a feminist is supposed to be
valued on her brains, and not her looks.
348
00:18:36,743 --> 00:18:40,038
‐ A feminist is supposed to be above
feeling heartbroken over a guy.
349
00:18:40,038 --> 00:18:43,291
‐ A feminist is supposed to be
strong enough to get by on her own.
350
00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:47,796
‐ Okay, okay, I’m going to stop you guys
right there with your "supposed to’s."
351
00:18:47,796 --> 00:18:53,718
I’m sorry to disappoint you if you were
expecting some magic answer from me,
352
00:18:53,718 --> 00:18:57,973
but I'm just a woman
and feminist is just a word.
353
00:18:57,973 --> 00:19:01,893
It doesn’t have
one neat definition like that.
354
00:19:04,354 --> 00:19:06,731
‐ So, that's... it?
355
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:08,525
‐ What?
356
00:19:09,776 --> 00:19:13,113
You guys want some buttons?
Okay.
357
00:19:13,113 --> 00:19:17,534
For you, "Beauty and Brains."
358
00:19:17,534 --> 00:19:20,328
‐ Fuck business school.
Hot girls are smart too.
359
00:19:20,328 --> 00:19:23,707
I mean, Karlie Kloss is a coder.
‐ [both laughing]
360
00:19:23,707 --> 00:19:27,878
‐ And for you with vulnerability issues,
"Big Girls Do Cry."
361
00:19:27,878 --> 00:19:29,588
‐ I mean, I'm not crying.
362
00:19:29,588 --> 00:19:32,299
But my mascara is waterproof
if I want to later or something.
363
00:19:33,383 --> 00:19:38,263
‐ And for Ms. Queen of Confidence,
"I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar."
364
00:19:38,263 --> 00:19:41,600
‐ Oh, my God.
I want to put this directly on my skin.
365
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,810
‐ That's very weird.
Don't do that.
366
00:19:46,897 --> 00:19:47,898
JULES:
What about me?
367
00:19:47,898 --> 00:19:51,192
What am I supposed to do about
this impossible situation I’m trapped in
368
00:19:51,192 --> 00:19:52,485
between my boss and my best friend.
369
00:19:52,485 --> 00:19:57,240
‐ Oh, I think you knew
how to deal with it all along.
370
00:19:58,074 --> 00:19:59,075
‐ How?
371
00:19:59,075 --> 00:20:02,704
‐ Oh, shoot, that only works
if the person actually knows.
372
00:20:02,704 --> 00:20:05,457
Well, I wish you the best of luck.
373
00:20:18,053 --> 00:20:20,055
♪
374
00:20:21,890 --> 00:20:23,892
‐ Think I could
make a run for it in these heels?
375
00:20:23,892 --> 00:20:26,144
‐ No! Look, go save your job.
376
00:20:26,144 --> 00:20:28,104
Whatever you have to do,
this isn’t your fault.
377
00:20:28,104 --> 00:20:29,648
‐ Well it’s not yours either,
you know that, right?
378
00:20:29,648 --> 00:20:32,317
‐ I know.
It's not hers either.
379
00:20:40,283 --> 00:20:42,285
‐ Celeste, I know I've been
dodging you all day
380
00:20:42,285 --> 00:20:44,079
because I didn't know
what the right thing to do was.
381
00:20:44,079 --> 00:20:47,123
But if you want the truth about
theses shoes, I should tell you that‐‐
382
00:20:47,123 --> 00:20:48,667
‐ Jules, don't.
383
00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:51,545
Cornering you
then hurling my broken tablet
384
00:20:51,545 --> 00:20:53,755
and then hitting
a very drunk Alison B. in the face
385
00:20:53,755 --> 00:20:55,757
made me realize‐‐
‐ Wait, is she okay?
386
00:20:55,757 --> 00:20:58,385
‐ Oh, she's fine.
But it made me realize that
387
00:20:58,385 --> 00:21:01,763
I shouldn’t have gotten all you girls
in the middle of my marital problems.
388
00:21:01,763 --> 00:21:03,014
They're not for you to deal with.
389
00:21:03,014 --> 00:21:06,768
‐ Well, I’m sorry if I made you feel
like the villain in all of this today.
390
00:21:06,768 --> 00:21:08,311
You're not the bad guy here.
391
00:21:08,311 --> 00:21:10,063
‐ I appreciate that.
392
00:21:11,731 --> 00:21:13,149
I mean, redeeming the witch
393
00:21:13,149 --> 00:21:16,027
is more of a Wicked thing
than a Wizard of Oz but‐‐ still.
394
00:21:16,903 --> 00:21:17,988
It's fine.
395
00:21:18,780 --> 00:21:20,365
‐ So, I still work for you, then?
396
00:21:20,365 --> 00:21:23,243
‐ I’ll see you
for Matcha and Meditation Monday.
397
00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:34,462
‐ Everything work out?
‐ Yes, but we have another big problem.
398
00:21:34,462 --> 00:21:36,131
‐ Oh, God!
‐ What is it?
399
00:21:36,131 --> 00:21:40,093
‐ I'm so hungry!
‐ I'm legitimately starving.
400
00:21:40,093 --> 00:21:42,095
‐ We haven't sat down for,
like, eight hours.
401
00:21:42,095 --> 00:21:43,263
‐ You know what to do.
402
00:21:44,639 --> 00:21:50,645
‐ [repeating] There's Postmates at home.
There's Postmates at home...
403
00:22:02,616 --> 00:22:03,783
STELLA: [voicemail]
Hey J., it’s me.
404
00:22:03,783 --> 00:22:06,661
I woke up hung over
and went home to pass out again.
405
00:22:06,661 --> 00:22:08,830
Madison said she’s not feeling well either
406
00:22:08,830 --> 00:22:10,957
so I think we’re just gonna
skip the march today.
407
00:22:10,957 --> 00:22:12,459
She sounded kind of weird.
408
00:22:12,459 --> 00:22:15,295
Did I miss anything big
in my blackout last night?
409
00:22:15,295 --> 00:22:16,588
Call me when you get this.
410
00:22:19,049 --> 00:22:20,592
IZZY: [voicemail]
Hey, Jules, it's Izzy.
411
00:22:20,592 --> 00:22:23,637
Izzy from work who's also your friend.
412
00:22:23,637 --> 00:22:27,307
Sorry, I don't think
I've left a voicemail since 2005.
413
00:22:27,307 --> 00:22:30,602
Do people still do this?
Your phone is on airplane mode.
414
00:22:30,602 --> 00:22:33,188
Madison and Stella said
we're not going to the March anymore.
415
00:22:33,188 --> 00:22:35,315
Anyway, call me
if you're still having a baby.
416
00:22:35,315 --> 00:22:37,275
Oh! This is Izzy. Bye.
417
00:22:39,653 --> 00:22:40,987
JEREMY: [voicemail]
Hey, Jules, it's me.
418
00:22:40,987 --> 00:22:42,948
I think your phone is off, but, um...
419
00:22:42,948 --> 00:22:45,492
Ramona put me in charge
of getting the final head count
420
00:22:45,492 --> 00:22:51,248
for the wedding party bus down to Mexico,
so just seeing if you’re bringing a date.
421
00:22:51,248 --> 00:22:55,627
I’m, uh, I’m bringing Melyssa,
so I just wanted you to hear that from me.
422
00:22:55,627 --> 00:22:57,629
All right, I'll see you this weekend.
423
00:22:58,797 --> 00:23:02,384
♪ Darlin' I'm just trying to tell ya ♪
424
00:23:02,384 --> 00:23:05,845
♪ That there's always been a rainbow ♪
425
00:23:05,845 --> 00:23:10,100
♪ Hanging over your head ♪
426
00:23:11,351 --> 00:23:15,021
♪ If you could see what I see ♪
427
00:23:15,021 --> 00:23:18,441
♪ You'd be blinded by the colors ♪
428
00:23:18,441 --> 00:23:22,070
♪ Yellow, red, orange, and green ♪
429
00:23:22,070 --> 00:23:25,740
♪ And at least a million others ♪
430
00:23:25,740 --> 00:23:29,869
♪ So tie up the bow, take off your coat ♪
431
00:23:29,869 --> 00:23:33,623
♪ And take a look around ♪
432
00:23:35,375 --> 00:23:39,004
♪ 'Cause the sky is finally open ♪
433
00:23:39,004 --> 00:23:42,507
♪ The rain and wind stopped blowing ♪
434
00:23:42,507 --> 00:23:48,013
♪ But you're stuck out
in the same old storm again ♪