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♪ upbeat music playing ♪
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‐ And that's when I realized I'd been
wrong about my face shape for years.
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It turns out it is a heart shape.
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It's just one of those hearts
that's really round.
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‐ Wow, that's crazy,
and a very interesting conclusion
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to why you thought
the Gilmore Girls revival was a failure.
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‐ Ladies, join us in the conversation pit.
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We were just sharing
our personal mission statements
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for the employee wellness retreat
this weekend.
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IZZY:
Oh my gosh, amaze.
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Okay, so mine is gonna be
to be more confident.
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Wait, no. Um, less indecisive.
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Actually, I'm not sure.
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ALISON B.:
Mine's to do a full digital detox.
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Celeste's beach house
has lightning‐fast Wi‐Fi,
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but the only connecting I'll be doing
is with Mother Nature
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and my gorgeous colleagues.
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Jules, it was such a bummer
that you had to miss last year's retreat.
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And the one before that.
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‐ I know. I really hope there's
not another specific reason
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why you can't come this year.
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‐ Ooh, yeah, um...
[clears throat] about that.
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ANNOUNCER: Good afternoon
and welcome to the fifth annual running
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of "What excuse will Jules use to get
out of attending the company retreat?"
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Jules has been making tremendous headway
these last few months,
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getting closer with her friends
in and outside of work.
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But this event really stands to solidify
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her position as, quote,
"one of the girls."
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‐ [bell rings]
‐ And they're off!
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‐ Um... [clears throat]
the thing about this weekend is, uh...
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ANNOUNCER:
It's Grandma's Funeral up in front
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with Food Poisoning half a length behind!
‐ Come on!
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‐ There's a situation, um,
with my bathroom.
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ANNOUNCER: And here comes Plumbing Issues
looking strong out of the first turn.
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‐ Obviously I would love, ahem,
to attend the retreat, um...
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ANNOUNCER: Plumbing Issues
is trailed by the rest of the pack.
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Nephew's Bar Mitzvah, Totally Forgot,
and Parents in Town bringing up the rear!
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Wait a minute, out of nowhere,
a dark horse is picking up speed!
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It's She's Gonna Go!
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Into the final straightaway,
it's She's Gonna Go for third!
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‐ And that's why this year I'm...
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‐ She's Gonna Go for second!
‐ ...going.
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‐ She's Gonna Go for the win by a nose!
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[gamblers groan]
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♪ theme song plays ♪
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‐ The retreat is gonna be way more fun
with you there, Jules.
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I was so over being the only one without
a partner for couples' colonics last year.
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‐ Uggh!
‐ What?
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The email said to pack athletic wear.
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‐ Did it say pack athletic wear
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for a nine‐year‐old boy
on his way to soccer practice?
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'Cause that's what this is.
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‐ Uh, can I help you with my mail?
STELLA: No, I'm good.
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‐ Oh, so we're just committing
casual felonies now.
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‐ No, I get my mail sent here
sometimes, you know that.
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‐ I feel certain that I didn't.
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‐ You're just a person that doesn't lose
important bills and documents and stuff.
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‐ So, a person?
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‐ Oh look, time to get your teeth cleaned.
‐ Oh, man.
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Hey, I liked that.
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‐ Oh, no, you're right. It's too cruel.
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‐ Thank you.
‐ No, I meant for the people of Goodwill.
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‐ Oh, my God, Stella, are you pen pals
with George Clooney?
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‐ No, no. Amal.
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What I really need are
business school acceptance letters.
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‐ Look, you're gonna get somewhere great.
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It's all gonna work out,
'cause life is amazing.
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Holy shitballs, nope!
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‐ Okay, you're officially having
too much fun with this.
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‐ What? I'm in a good mood.
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You know, that can happen when
your hot, successful older boyfriend
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tells you he loves you.
‐ Oooh!
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‐ Wow!
‐ It's no big deal.
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We're just two mature adults
who just happen to have discovered
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that our souls mesh perfectly
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in a delicate symphony of desire
and spiritual fulfillment.
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‐ Well, I'm very happy for you.
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‐ Thank you. And I'm very happy for you.
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Seriously, Jules, it's a big deal
that you're going to this retreat.
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I mean, you've really been
putting in the effort to be
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a functioning woman
with actual friends who are not her cat.
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‐ Yeah, I feel like I have been doing
amazing at being a girl lately.
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‐ Eeh, no one said that.
‐ Slow your roll.
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‐ You thought a Bioré strip was that land
between Israel and Egypt.
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‐ For me. Amazing for me.
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I just have to go in there
with an open mind.
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IMELDA:
We need to do more than open our minds.
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We need to release our breath
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and engage our pelvic floor.
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‐ [goat bleating]
IMELDA: Let the goats absorb
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the negative energy.
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[goat bleats]
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Ladies, let's give a warm welcome
to Imelda,
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who is leading us as retreat mother
for the fourth year in a row.
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[goats bleating]
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I am so very happy to be back
here at my Malibu home,
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perfectly situated between beach
and forest,
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sand and sky...
‐ [goat bleating]
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‐ ...the drummer of Imagine Dragons
and the heir to the Capri Sun fortune.
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Humble head, Jules.
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Hosting this retreat every year
is such an honor for you girls
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that I only wish I had
someone like me in my life
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to be the person that I am for you.
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But since I cannot be me, I have Imelda.
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‐ Every experience is a birth.
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Except for birth.
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Which is a continuation. Continuation.
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Now let's inhale for a violent scream.
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[inhales sharply]
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♪ women singing in African language ♪
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♪ rhythmic African music playing ♪
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[music continues, gulls calling]
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‐ Laura's floating pretty far out.
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‐ Laura's meditating, Jules.
We shouldn't interrupt her.
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‐ She's on her own journey.
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♪ music continues ♪
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[Alison B. whimpering]
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[Imelda humming]
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‐ That is what the ostrich represented,
you do love your sister.
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‐ I do! I really do!
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‐ Nourish yourselves, ladies.
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‐ She's ready.
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‐ Oh, good.
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‐ Um... has anyone seen Laura?
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[gong sounds]
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‐ Have you ever had
your energy read before?
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‐ No, actually. But it was either this
or cervical acupuncture.
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‐ Shhhh.
Speech disrupts the work.
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‐ Sorry. I mean you did ask
me a question‐‐
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‐ Did I?
‐ Yes.
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‐ Shhhhh.
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I'm now going to begin
to penetrate your auric shield.
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You may have a very intense reaction.
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Try to remain calm, even though
this will be very frightening.
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[chanting loudly]
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I'm sensing something.
Let's try to help it emerge.
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[chanting]
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There's something inside you.
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A seed.
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It's incubating. Growing.
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It will get bigger and bigger
until one day, it will be born.
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‐ You know what?
Um, as much as I'm loving
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this very intense, uh,
scary prolonged face touching,
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I think we're all late
to stuff a lavender pouch, you know?
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Because, as you know, uh,
they don't stuff themselves.
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[chuckles] Shall we, ladies?
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IMELDA:
One more thing.
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Once this energy is given life,
everything you know will have to change.
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‐ Cool, cool.
Very chill note to end on.
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‐ Wanna know when you're gonna die?
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‐ Oh, um, no thank you.
‐ Okay.
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‐ Oh, hey, Celeste. Sorry, I was just
gonna get a glass of water.
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‐ Jules, the pH water's in the fridge.
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So... how's your retreat?
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Are you loving
the experience of being here?
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Are you thriving?
‐ Oh, yeah.
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Um... absolutely.
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My experience has been the thriviest.
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‐ Jules, I know you don't
normally join us.
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Is it the other girls.
Are you feeling excluded?
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‐ No. Um, no, not at all.
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I've really liked getting closer
to the girls at work.
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‐ It is so important to have women
in your life that you can rely on.
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‐ Yeah, I've definitely
learned that lately.
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I actually went through a breakup
earlier this year.
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Um, I was dating Ramona Hess's brother?
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‐ Oh, I love Ramona.
She's getting married this spring.
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‐ Yeah. Actually she was the one
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who recommended me
when I first got my job at Woom.
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‐ Well, I'm sorry to hear
about your breakup,
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but it's really important for you
to focus on your career right now.
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Relationships are hard,
especially for strong women.
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[sighs] I'd be lying if I said that Woom
hadn't gotten in the way of my marriage.
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‐ Oh, yeah, you're... you're married.
I don't think I've ever met your husband.
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‐ He's allergic to the limelight,
that one.
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He mostly hides out here
to be close to the hospital
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and I stay at our penthouse
to be near work.
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I mean, it isn't perfect.
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He wanted kids,
but Woom is my baby, so...
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I will say this, though:
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if someone is your person,
you will find a way to make things work.
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That's what Colin and I have done.
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‐ Someone talking about me?
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CELESTE:
Were you eavesdropping?
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I didn't say anything bad
that wasn't true.
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‐ Just grabbing a beer.
I know, I know, no boys allowed.
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Whoa! Thank you.
Quite an arm on that one.
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When are you going to finally
take my suggestion
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and start that company softball team?
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‐ Don't start
with the softball team again.
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‐ Fine, fine, I get it.
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You don't want my male energy interrupting
the sacred space of femininity.
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‐ Oh, Jules. You look sick.
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‐ No, I'm, um‐‐ Excuse me.
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[vomiting, coughing]
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‐ Poor Jules.
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‐ Oh, God,
I can't believe this is happening.
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‐ I know. It's unbelievable.
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‐ Wait. You know?
‐ Yes. It's what Imelda said.
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The life force growing inside of you,
the puking,
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your recent rampant casual sex.
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‐ "Rampant" is a strong word.
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‐ It's obvious you're pregnant.
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I do hope it's a girl.
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‐ Well, I hope it's a nothing
because that's crazy.
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I mean, I don't feel sick
because some woman
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who makes her own deodorant
thinks I'm pregnant.
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I feel sick because I was in the kitchen
with Celeste and I saw...
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Um... It doesn't matter. Uh...
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I just don't feel good.
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‐ You know what's not an effective
form of birth control, Jules?
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Denial.
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This girl I went to college with,
Ashley Zamora,
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started gaining all this weight
sophomore winter
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and everyone was like, "Oh, don't worry,
it's just the stress of finals,"
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and then one night she had
really bad stomach cramps...
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[snaps fingers] had a surprise baby
at the Sigma Nu Spaghetti Dinner.
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‐ Fine, I'll... take a test,
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but "something growing inside me
that needs to come out"
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might not be a baby.
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It might be a piece of information
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that you really, really,
really need to tell someone,
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but you have no idea how
because it could ruin her entire life.
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‐ "Ruin." That could be
a really pretty girl's name.
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‐ You know what, I'm gonna go home early.
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‐ You could spell it with two O's.
That is so cute.
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‐ Two minutes.
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Two minutes.
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That's not long.
How long has it been?
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Fourteen seconds?
Are you fucking kidding me?
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Okay, calm down. [clears throat]
Calm down.
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You feel sick because of Colin.
You are not pregnant.
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You're on birth control.
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This test has no purpose
other than to give you peace of mind.
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Like vitamins.
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‐ [timer beeps]
‐ [whimpers]
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[sighs]
Oh, thank God.
238
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This is officially the most beautiful
thing I've ever peed on.
239
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‐ Hey!
‐ Aaah.
240
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Madison, what are you doing here?
241
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‐ Well, Izzy said you came home sick
and said I should check to see
242
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if you gave any more thought
to her spaghetti dinner story?
243
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What's going on?
244
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‐ Oh, it's nothing.
245
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‐ Oh, my God, are you pregnant?
246
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‐ What? Uh, no, no.
247
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‐ Well then what's wrong, something else?
248
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‐ No, no, no. No, no, no.
It's definitely not something else.
249
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MADISON: Jules!
‐ Uh...
250
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So it has to be the first thing.
251
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‐ Oh, oh, my God. Come here.
252
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Oh, my God.
253
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:56,284
Wait. Wait, how did that happen,
don't you have an IUD?
254
00:12:57,528 --> 00:13:02,198
Yeah, but, uh, I think the doctor
put it in backwards or something?
255
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:04,029
She's a lefty, so...
256
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:07,544
‐ Well, look, whatever you decide,
I'm here for you, okay?
257
00:13:07,538 --> 00:13:09,158
God, you must be freaking out.
258
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,544
‐ Yeah, I definitely am.
259
00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:14,591
I mean, I feel like out of nowhere today
I got saddled with this...
260
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situation that I didn't ask for
261
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,630
and I feel completely unprepared
for how to handle.
262
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‐ Well, just remember: you have options.
263
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‐ It doesn't feel like I do.
264
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‐ Jules, it's 2019. You have a choice.
265
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:31,767
But, if you really feel that way,
look, I know you'll be able to handle it.
266
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You'd be a great mom.
267
00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:34,768
‐ Ha, what makes you say that?
268
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‐ You're a great friend.
269
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[sighs]
270
00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:41,567
Morning sickness?
271
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‐ Something like that.
272
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,914
[ringtone chiming]
273
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,326
‐ Hey, Stell.
274
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:51,667
‐ You guys, I'm at USC.
And I'm celebrating!
275
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‐ Oh, my God.
Did you hear about business school?
276
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‐ Did you get in?
‐ No, I got rejected,
277
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:58,089
but I did get accepted into doing
278
00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:01,048
whatever the fuck I want
for the next two years.
279
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,469
And also forever.
280
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:05,427
‐ Stella, I don't think campus
is the best place for you right now.
281
00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:08,019
Look, I'm gonna send a Lyft to take you
back to Jules's, okay?
282
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:11,225
‐ No, no, no, I have to stay here,
I have to talk to the Dean.
283
00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:13,896
I have to face my demons.
284
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,269
My dean‐a‐mons. My dean demons?
285
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:18,323
My de... My de... [laughing]
286
00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:19,687
My deanamons.
‐ [phone beeping]
287
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:22,203
‐ Okay, look, I promise
to help you deal with this,
288
00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:24,906
but I think we have to go get Stella,
she's had way too much to drink.
289
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:27,027
‐ Yeah, I could use a drink myself.
‐ Jules!
290
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:30,084
‐ Right. Because I'm super pregnant.
291
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,958
So, never mind.
292
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,422
♪ hip‐hop playing ♪
293
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:42,420
‐ Oh, whatcha got there... economics?
294
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,431
Supply and demand?
295
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:48,386
More like suck a dick, am I right?
‐ Uh... hey, Stell.
296
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:52,228
‐ I'm just telling these children
to get all the knowledge they can
297
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because they might not be able
to come back.
298
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,194
I guess they don't teach you
to listen in college these days.
299
00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:58,359
[hisses]
MADISON: Okay, okay.
300
00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:00,977
Let's leave Gen Z alone for a minute.
Let's sit down.
301
00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:02,194
[Stella sighs]
302
00:15:02,194 --> 00:15:06,994
‐ You know, I really thought that I was
smart enough to get in, but I was wrong.
303
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,780
‐ Stella, this is one school.
304
00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:10,744
You still have a bunch
you haven't heard back from yet.
305
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,704
‐ But this was my safety school.
306
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:17,214
Okay? And your safety school is supposed
to be like your back burner guy,
307
00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:19,799
like Scotty with the neck tattoo.
308
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:24,680
If Scotty with the neck tattoo doesn't
want to fuck you, then you're done.
309
00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:28,885
‐ Babe! Scotty with the neck tattoo
is always gonna wanna fuck you.
310
00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:31,307
His neck tattoo is of you.
311
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:33,886
‐ I don't wanna be on these steps anymore.
I wanna go to class.
312
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MADISON: Okay, wait,
Stella, it's nighttime, there is no class.
313
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:39,573
Look, I can deal with this if you're
too overwhelmed by, you know, everything.
314
00:15:39,565 --> 00:15:42,185
‐ Oh, I'm fine.
We just have to get her to bed.
315
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:46,114
‐ You're right. She's about to transition
from fun drunk to sad drunk.
316
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:47,868
[Stella sobbing]
317
00:15:47,865 --> 00:15:50,025
It's okay, Stell.
It's okay, you're okay.
318
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:53,833
‐ I'm not good enough for business school.
319
00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:56,329
I'm just a beautiful idiot like...
320
00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:58,540
James Franco!
321
00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:01,552
‐ You are not James Franco, Stella.
322
00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:02,835
STELLA:
I am!
323
00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:06,128
I mean, everyone thinks
I've not done anything with my life
324
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,593
because I'm fun and I don't want to,
325
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:13,724
but now everyone's gonna know the truth
that I always knew... that I'm stupid!
326
00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:16,524
‐ Oh, Stella, please, no one thinks that.
327
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:18,478
‐ No, don't gimme a hug!
328
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:21,358
Just admit that I'm stupid
or leave me alone.
329
00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:23,066
‐ We have got to get her to bed.
330
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,646
‐ [both] Oh, no, no, no, no!
331
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,861
‐ You're holding her wrong,
you have to support her head.
332
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:29,242
‐ Guess my maternal instincts
haven't kicked in yet.
333
00:16:29,907 --> 00:16:31,867
‐ This is why we needed to feed her.
334
00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:33,827
She's never gonna go down
if she has an empty stomach.
335
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,197
‐ Fine, gimme the Taco Bell.
336
00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:38,834
‐ I don't want Taco Bell!
I wanna be a busi‐ness student.
337
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:41,042
‐ I know, sweetie. I know.
338
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:43,963
Look... can you take a sip of this for me?
339
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:46,222
Good, open up, open up.
‐ There you go.
340
00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:50,472
MADISON:
Oh! She's spitting up!
341
00:16:50,469 --> 00:16:53,139
‐ Okay.
‐ Test it first. It might be too hot.
342
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:55,138
‐ [Stella sighs]
MADISON: It's okay, I know.
343
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:56,480
‐ No, it's mild.
‐ [Stella sobs]
344
00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:58,015
MADISON:
Okay, here you go, Stella.
345
00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,478
‐ Oh, thank God she's finally settling.
‐ Okay.
346
00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:03,689
‐ I wanted a Cheesy Gordita Crunch!
‐ [both] No, Stella, bad!
347
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,860
‐ Bad, Stella, no!
‐ Stella, that's very bad!
348
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:08,149
‐ Okay, you know, it is time to go to bed.
‐ No!
349
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:10,033
‐ I will read you memes
until you fall asleep.
350
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,240
[whispering] She's gonna be
a nightmare tomorrow.
351
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:22,705
[sighs]
352
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,085
[power switch clangs]
353
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,257
[metallic rattling]
354
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:32,505
‐ What's happening?
355
00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:33,891
‐ [cart creaking]
‐ Just breathe.
356
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,267
You're going to be fine.
It's just a tiny secret
357
00:17:36,265 --> 00:17:39,345
that will destroy a relationship
and a marriage.
358
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:42,061
‐ Oh, I can't tell her.
It's gonna be too painful.
359
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,152
‐ It's gonna come out,
one way or the other.
360
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,767
‐ But I'm not ready yet.
361
00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:49,244
‐ Jules, you have to push, okay? Push.
362
00:17:51,572 --> 00:17:53,952
‐ Ruin! As in you're gonna ruin
Madison's life.
363
00:17:57,536 --> 00:18:00,706
‐ Please, I don't wanna do this.
I'm scared.
364
00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:03,166
‐ Now, now, it's gonna be okay.
365
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,132
‐ No!
366
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,184
‐ Are you okay?
367
00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:15,387
You're gonna wake up Stella.
I just got her down.
368
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:23,017
Wait... Wait, this is negative.
369
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:25,110
‐ Oh... It is?
370
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,645
‐ Yeah. You're not pregnant.
371
00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:29,402
Okay, what is going on?
372
00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:32,321
‐ Uh, I... must have read it wrong.
373
00:18:32,321 --> 00:18:35,241
‐ [stammering] What, you read it wrong?
It says "not pregnant."
374
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:38,910
‐ Um... You know, it's getting so late.
375
00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:40,791
‐ Jules, we're not gonna
not talk about this.
376
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,497
‐ It's nothing.
‐ No, you lied about being
pregnant all night.
377
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:46,378
It's obviously something.
What is going on? Tell me.
378
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:47,746
‐ I can't.
‐ Jules!
379
00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:50,093
‐ Colin's married!
380
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:51,628
‐ Yeah, I know that.
381
00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:52,802
He's separated.
382
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,509
‐ No... he's still married.
383
00:18:56,512 --> 00:18:57,642
To Celeste.
384
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:01,267
‐ Celeste? Like...
385
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:02,676
Like your boss?
386
00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:06,149
Wait, no! No, no, no!
[stammering] I've always said
387
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,726
I didn't wanna know who his ex‐wife was.
388
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:10,402
It was my decision not to know.
389
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,780
‐ This is what I'm trying to tell you.
They're not getting a divorce.
390
00:19:13,779 --> 00:19:16,489
They're not even separated.
‐ No, that's impossible.
391
00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:19,330
‐ I know it's crazy, but he doesn't
come with her to any events,
392
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,036
and they have a second place
downtown where‐‐
393
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:23,576
‐ She's obviously lying.
‐ I don't think so.
394
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:24,870
‐ Jules, she's lying.
395
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:27,253
She's ashamed that he left her,
so she's lying.
396
00:19:27,251 --> 00:19:30,211
‐ Madison, I saw him at the beach house.
397
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:33,052
‐ Just stop! Look, I have no idea
why you're doing this.
398
00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:34,338
What is wrong with you?
399
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:35,761
‐ What's wrong with me?
400
00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:38,759
This has nothing to do with me.
I'm trying to tell you the truth.
401
00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:42,272
‐ Oh, the truth. Like your fake
fucking baby you've had all night?
402
00:19:42,266 --> 00:19:45,306
‐ Look, I know how heartbroken
you must be right now.
403
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,860
‐ Oh, yeah, and you'd be
the expert on that, wouldn't you?
404
00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:50,185
Considering Jeremy dumped you,
which is the only reason
405
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,480
you started hanging out with me
again in the first place.
406
00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:55,074
‐ Madison, please don't lash out at me
because I'm trying to follow the rules
407
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:57,820
of whatever girl code
you're constantly telling me about.
408
00:19:57,823 --> 00:20:00,373
I'm just trying to do what you're
supposed to do in this situation.
409
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:03,077
I mean, do you think this was easy for me?
410
00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:06,458
‐ Oh, I'm sorry all these rules
were such a burden for you, Jules.
411
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:08,706
How dare I try to help you
make connections with people
412
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:10,499
instead of sitting at home!
413
00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:14,132
You know what?
Consider yourself officially off the hook.
414
00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:17,381
JULES: I'm not trying to be off the hook,
but you make it so hard sometimes.
415
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:21,184
I'm just... I'm just...
You're trying to push me away right now.
416
00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:24,600
‐ You know, you're right.
You know, maybe this is too hard.
417
00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:28,524
Maybe we should both stop trying
to make you into something
you are never going to be.
418
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,190
‐ Oh, what's that?
419
00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:32,902
‐ A real friend.
420
00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:39,699
♪ Rihanna playing "Stay" ♪
421
00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:42,698
[door opens, closes]
422
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:49,330
♪ Not really sure how to feel about it ♪
423
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:53,343
♪ Something in the way you move ♪
424
00:20:55,589 --> 00:21:00,219
♪ Makes me feel like I can't live
without you and ♪
425
00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:03,760
♪ Takes me all the way ♪
426
00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:06,774
♪ I want you to stay ♪
427
00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:12,773
♪ Won't you stay? ♪
428
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:17,861
♪ Round ♪
429
00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:19,861
♪ And around and around ♪
430
00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:21,783
♪ And around we go ♪
431
00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:27,368
♪ On now, tell me now ♪
432
00:21:27,371 --> 00:21:28,371
♪ Tell me now ♪
433
00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:31,002
♪ Tell me now you know ♪
434
00:21:34,378 --> 00:21:39,798
♪ Whoo‐ooh‐ooh ♪
435
00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:42,891
♪ Reason I hold on... ♪