1 00:00:07,208 --> 00:00:09,710 - Wow, really? - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 2 00:00:09,835 --> 00:00:11,837 - It's a shit show over there apparently. - Yeah? 3 00:00:11,962 --> 00:00:16,258 Yeah. Like, advertisers bailing, my dad is out of it, by all accounts. 4 00:00:16,717 --> 00:00:18,719 You know, Gerri Kellman in charge? 5 00:00:19,762 --> 00:00:23,641 Sorry. I mean, Gerri's great, I actually I actually love Gerri, you know, 6 00:00:23,808 --> 00:00:27,853 but Gerri is a time server who's way out of her depth. 7 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:29,647 Meanwhile, on the upside, 8 00:00:29,772 --> 00:00:33,359 the DOJ and I are in contact about the terms of my immunity deal. 9 00:00:33,484 --> 00:00:39,281 So yeah. Does not look good for them. 10 00:00:39,698 --> 00:00:41,075 Right. 11 00:00:43,202 --> 00:00:46,539 All that's on background, you know, as we said a lot of moving parts. 12 00:00:46,664 --> 00:00:49,792 - But.. but, yeah, please, let's... - So you're okay if I record this, right? 13 00:00:49,917 --> 00:00:52,336 Yeah. Hey, am I okay? I am I am great. 14 00:00:52,503 --> 00:00:54,422 - Great. Thank you. - Let's record. Open the kimono. 15 00:00:56,882 --> 00:00:58,509 Thank you. 16 00:00:59,885 --> 00:01:01,262 So will this be in the piece? 17 00:01:01,387 --> 00:01:05,808 "Kendall Roy ordered a shaved fennel salad and picked at it, inquisitively?" 18 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:09,353 You're quite concerned with how you're gonna come across. 19 00:01:10,312 --> 00:01:11,772 Not really. No. 20 00:01:13,023 --> 00:01:17,695 Am I? No, look, I come from a world of image, that's the family business. 21 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:21,073 I mean, did you see the Sophie Iwobi monologue? 22 00:01:22,533 --> 00:01:25,703 Yeah. Well, she did a bit "Oedipussy"? 23 00:01:26,495 --> 00:01:30,583 It's funny, right? But, you know, it doesn't hurt now because, 24 00:01:32,376 --> 00:01:33,794 because I am who I am. 25 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:36,213 And, and, and I wanna plant a flag, 26 00:01:36,338 --> 00:01:39,925 I wanna physically get in and plant a flag, 27 00:01:40,050 --> 00:01:43,471 you know, for that inside my family's business. 28 00:01:43,596 --> 00:01:45,097 And in terms of your family business, 29 00:01:45,222 --> 00:01:47,892 one question that people do have is about your siblings. 30 00:01:48,017 --> 00:01:51,061 So where are they in this? Have you managed to stay close with them? 31 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:55,774 You know, sure. Absolutely. 32 00:01:57,318 --> 00:02:00,321 There, there are issues, but, uh 33 00:02:03,032 --> 00:02:04,408 essentially, yeah. 34 00:02:05,868 --> 00:02:08,621 I'm just really happy in my headspace. 35 00:02:09,705 --> 00:02:11,540 And I hope they're happy in theirs. 36 00:03:43,966 --> 00:03:47,136 Hey. El Presidente. How's your headspace? You happy in it? 37 00:03:47,386 --> 00:03:49,471 Uh, yeah. You like the ending? 38 00:03:49,638 --> 00:03:52,641 "Oh, I love my kids, what are their names again?" 39 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:55,394 "Blur Face and Who Cares?" 40 00:03:56,020 --> 00:03:58,564 - All right. - Oh. And let's press go on that sale, 41 00:03:58,689 --> 00:04:01,358 the Israeli machine learning operation. 42 00:04:01,650 --> 00:04:03,444 - Okay? - What? 43 00:04:03,569 --> 00:04:06,530 What... nothing. Good. Let me get into that. 44 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:08,407 - Look at me. - No, I am. 45 00:04:08,532 --> 00:04:11,035 - Hi. I see you. - Action stations. 46 00:04:11,744 --> 00:04:14,246 Strategy meet. Time to go tickle my dad's balls. 47 00:04:14,371 --> 00:04:16,415 - Yeah. - Hi, Karolina. 48 00:04:16,540 --> 00:04:20,669 I just hope our acting CEO isn't getting too fucking acting. 49 00:04:21,003 --> 00:04:23,589 I'll tell you what's a scary story we should maybe reboot. 50 00:04:23,714 --> 00:04:26,842 Pinocchio. A puppet that comes to life. 51 00:04:27,009 --> 00:04:30,012 Oh, come on. Let's get started. 52 00:04:30,429 --> 00:04:33,891 - They can catch up. - Hey, Dad. How's your headspace? 53 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:37,478 I hear Gerri's looking at the Israeli outfit. 54 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:42,191 -Uh, pretty insignificant. - No, no, no, no, no, no. 55 00:04:42,316 --> 00:04:44,735 I have a shape of things in mind for that. 56 00:04:44,860 --> 00:04:47,655 GoJo Go, I don't know, streaming. 57 00:04:47,780 --> 00:04:51,033 No. Kill it, okay? Just kill it. 58 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:56,830 What? What? Are you checking the chain of command? 59 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:58,540 No. Um... 60 00:04:58,874 --> 00:05:02,336 What does he mean by "plant a flag", huh? 61 00:05:03,087 --> 00:05:05,714 Please, don't fucking hover. 62 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:09,885 Um, there's talk that, uh, Kendall's planning to come in. 63 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:13,055 - You're fucking kidding? - Uh-hmm. 64 00:05:13,263 --> 00:05:14,765 - In here? - Uh-hmm. 65 00:05:15,224 --> 00:05:18,894 That rat steps one foot inside this building, I'll punch him in the nose, okay? 66 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:21,814 Well, I think that's the grown-up solution that keeps everyone happy. 67 00:05:21,939 --> 00:05:24,024 Find out what this fucker's planning. 68 00:05:24,149 --> 00:05:28,153 - I don't need him in my teeth right now. - I can I can scope that out. 69 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:31,031 I can catch him tonight, if you'd like, at the journalism dinner. 70 00:05:31,448 --> 00:05:33,867 But, you know, what are we doing to counter? 71 00:05:34,076 --> 00:05:38,205 Yes. Yes! You should all be out there, call him out on this. 72 00:05:39,164 --> 00:05:41,709 well, we did discuss the town hall event? 73 00:05:41,834 --> 00:05:44,545 Yeah. I like it. It brings everyone together. 74 00:05:44,670 --> 00:05:47,881 - Yeah. - Open, anonymous questions. Employee facing. 75 00:05:48,006 --> 00:05:49,842 Yeah. I'm happy to lead it, if it's about change. 76 00:05:49,967 --> 00:05:52,302 Oh, you are? Now who's planting a flag? 77 00:05:52,428 --> 00:05:54,346 In terms of getting proactive, 78 00:05:54,471 --> 00:05:58,058 Hugo had Frankton's put together some full-page responses. 79 00:05:58,183 --> 00:06:01,228 Yeah. There were a there were a couple we liked. 80 00:06:01,353 --> 00:06:06,608 Full-page, with, a number of pledges, we can figure out the verbiage. 81 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:10,904 And the tagline "We Get It." 82 00:06:11,447 --> 00:06:13,782 I thought it was quite funky. 83 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:16,910 "We get it." A bit like those ladies on the cruise ship got it? 84 00:06:17,035 --> 00:06:19,455 - Gerry liked it? - Yeah, it's a little, 85 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:23,208 "Yeah, yeah, we get it already, stop moaning about the rapes." 86 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:26,086 Logan, um, we have agents on the phone, 87 00:06:26,211 --> 00:06:29,506 asking if Waystar's willing to accept service of a document subpoena? 88 00:06:29,631 --> 00:06:32,301 - Tell them to fuck off. - Oh, okay. 89 00:06:32,426 --> 00:06:35,929 - Kerry, hang on, he's kidding. - Dad? 90 00:06:36,388 --> 00:06:40,642 Logan, I'm just wondering, uh, when we might start to play ball. 91 00:06:40,768 --> 00:06:44,104 I mean, everybody cooperates. 92 00:06:44,229 --> 00:06:46,899 Maybe I don't do that dance. 93 00:06:47,524 --> 00:06:50,736 And how does that feel in regards to the shareholder meeting? 94 00:06:50,861 --> 00:06:54,323 We don't accept service, in an hour, there's gonna be two agents here to serve you, 95 00:06:54,448 --> 00:06:57,159 and while they're at it, they could subpoena you to the grand jury. 96 00:06:57,284 --> 00:06:58,869 Fuck 'em. 97 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:03,165 - Logan? - Tell 'em to fuck off! 98 00:07:05,667 --> 00:07:07,669 - FBI, hands up! - Hey. 99 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:10,172 - How's it going? - To be honest? Not great, Greg. 100 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:13,008 It's looking pretty bad with the investigation, and, um, 101 00:07:13,425 --> 00:07:15,427 Logan says we have to take these. 102 00:07:17,513 --> 00:07:19,598 Cyanide pills. The whole team. 103 00:07:21,391 --> 00:07:25,229 It's a mint, you doofus. Take one. Your breath really does stink. 104 00:07:25,354 --> 00:07:26,897 Hey, can I show you something? 105 00:07:27,022 --> 00:07:28,857 - Mmm. Yeah. - Come on. 106 00:07:29,775 --> 00:07:36,782 Gregory, my chief of staff, leggy princeling of ATN, you deserve a new office. 107 00:07:36,907 --> 00:07:38,325 What do you think? 108 00:07:39,243 --> 00:07:43,789 I mean, it's, it's not very nice. 109 00:07:43,914 --> 00:07:46,959 That's rude, rude boy. It's your new place. 110 00:07:47,543 --> 00:07:49,461 Okay. I see this is punishment, right? 111 00:07:49,586 --> 00:07:52,130 This is because I'm not taking the company lawyer, right? 112 00:07:52,256 --> 00:07:55,926 - And I am I getting demoted right now? - In the middle of an investigation? 113 00:07:56,051 --> 00:08:01,473 No. No. This is just part of a totally standard office rationalization. 114 00:08:01,598 --> 00:08:05,477 No. No, no, no. You do whatever you like, you know. 115 00:08:05,602 --> 00:08:08,564 Hang out with Kendall. Take your own counsel. 116 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,566 I hear you have a really great lawyer. 117 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:13,277 Is it true you can find him anytime day or night? 118 00:08:13,402 --> 00:08:14,778 - Yes. - Because he has one of those bowties 119 00:08:14,903 --> 00:08:17,364 - that lights up and spins around? - He's actually really good. 120 00:08:17,489 --> 00:08:19,324 I'm very, very happy with him. 121 00:08:19,449 --> 00:08:21,535 Listen, on the level, buddy, 122 00:08:23,662 --> 00:08:26,832 On the level, there are a million knives being sharpened right now. 123 00:08:26,957 --> 00:08:30,335 The DOJ's gonna be like a combine harvester in a wheat field of dicks, okay? 124 00:08:30,460 --> 00:08:33,881 So I understand, I get it. I see that this is tough. 125 00:08:34,006 --> 00:08:37,426 I have gone Waystar, I think that's safest. 126 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:44,224 But tonight, I'm actually seeing a pal to get an objective take on my situation. 127 00:08:44,349 --> 00:08:48,145 And if you want, if you want, I can fold you in. 128 00:08:48,270 --> 00:08:49,688 - Tonight? - Yeah. I just thought, you know, 129 00:08:49,813 --> 00:08:52,190 over a beer, we could kick back and recall what happened, 130 00:08:52,316 --> 00:08:56,403 and make sure that we remember it exactly the same way. 131 00:08:58,155 --> 00:09:00,324 - What? - No. It's just Ken. 132 00:09:00,449 --> 00:09:02,451 - Fuck Ken. - Yeah. No, fuck Ken, 133 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:04,202 - a hundred percent,but... - But what? 134 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:09,333 He's... it's stupid, he's giving me a watch tonight to say thanks, 135 00:09:09,458 --> 00:09:13,795 - um, for so, I don't know, I... - You sold your ass for a watch? 136 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:17,382 I'll buy you a watch, dickwad. Just fucking come over! 137 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:20,385 Okay. I'll try to come. I wanna come. 138 00:09:22,179 --> 00:09:23,555 Stay. 139 00:09:26,642 --> 00:09:28,977 You know, your dad just wondered, 140 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:33,857 since the public discourse about your father feels really one-sided... 141 00:09:33,982 --> 00:09:36,526 Yes. We would love your help getting more dimensions. 142 00:09:37,027 --> 00:09:42,157 It would be totally controlled business interview, with some softballs at the end. 143 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:45,410 Yeah. So Shiv, or someone like Shiv, 144 00:09:45,535 --> 00:09:49,206 sharing some memories and feelings about your dad. 145 00:09:50,082 --> 00:09:55,087 Yeah, I see. I think I think I'm best placed neutralizing Kendall. 146 00:09:55,754 --> 00:10:00,759 Okay. Well, you or someone like you. 147 00:10:04,554 --> 00:10:08,558 All right. Yeah, fine. Fuck you. I'll go out and I say I love Dad. 148 00:10:08,684 --> 00:10:10,060 Why not? I do. So yeah, fuck you. 149 00:10:10,185 --> 00:10:13,188 Aww, look at you. Cutest cheerleader in high school. 150 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:16,108 Is it true you let the track team finger bang you for lunch money? 151 00:10:16,233 --> 00:10:19,277 - Stop projecting your memories onto me. - All right. 152 00:10:25,867 --> 00:10:29,121 I like it. I like it. It's a good weight, I... 153 00:10:32,082 --> 00:10:35,544 Ken? Real quick, can you, can you just give me the green light on this? 154 00:10:36,086 --> 00:10:38,964 It's very expensive. I mean, I usually just use my phone 155 00:10:39,089 --> 00:10:40,716 - for all my time needs. - Yeah. Fuck it. 156 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:44,553 Fuck it, man, you deserve it. Dude, your phone is a widget, a button. 157 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:47,681 Every janitor in America has one. 158 00:10:47,806 --> 00:10:49,683 Your watch is a Mona-fucking-Lisa. 159 00:10:49,808 --> 00:10:52,602 Okay, hey, shut the fuck up, Reece. Guys, it is game time. 160 00:10:52,728 --> 00:10:56,398 The game is Good Tweet, Bad Tweet! 161 00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:59,735 Oh, shit! 162 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:02,362 Okay. You crazy fuckers better have these ready when I call them out. 163 00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:05,407 - Start it already. - Okay. And... good tweet! 164 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:09,494 "Okay. Allies, don't always come in the form we like." 165 00:11:09,619 --> 00:11:12,789 But what Kendall Roy did was important and brave." 166 00:11:12,914 --> 00:11:17,377 Boom! Boom, that's the shit! All right, all right, all right. Bad tweet. 167 00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:18,879 I got it, I got it, I got it. 168 00:11:19,004 --> 00:11:21,339 - Bad tweet. Bad tweet. - "Kendall Roy is not a hero, fam." 169 00:11:21,465 --> 00:11:24,843 "He's bootleg Ross with a daddy complex." 170 00:11:24,968 --> 00:11:28,013 - Love it! Love it! - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 171 00:11:28,138 --> 00:11:29,681 - Good tweet, good tweet. - Okay. Keep them coming, motherfuckers. 172 00:11:29,806 --> 00:11:32,476 "Maybe it's just because he's murking his shitty dad," 173 00:11:32,601 --> 00:11:35,270 "but I kind of wanna fuck Kendall Roy?" 174 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:38,982 - Oh, hell yeah! Booyah! - Yeah, girl. 175 00:11:39,441 --> 00:11:41,068 - Bad tweet, bad tweet, bad tweet. - Hit me up. Hit me up. 176 00:11:41,193 --> 00:11:43,361 Bad tweet, bad tweet, bad tweet, bad tweet, bad tweet. 177 00:11:43,487 --> 00:11:46,740 Okay. "He clearly has mental health issues and crazy guilt" 178 00:11:46,865 --> 00:11:50,744 "coupled with addiction. That's all this is and it's sad." 179 00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:56,666 - Boo! - Boo! Boo! Boo. 180 00:11:56,792 --> 00:12:03,340 That one sucked! That one sucked! That one sucked! That one sucked! 181 00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:11,139 - Hi! - Hi! 182 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,809 - Hi! Wow. - Let's speed it up, fellas. 183 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,565 Should I give them something? - Yeah. 184 00:12:22,859 --> 00:12:25,070 Fuck the patriarchy! 185 00:12:29,491 --> 00:12:32,452 All right. Do we have like a safe word to get out of here? 186 00:12:42,170 --> 00:12:43,713 Excuse me. 187 00:12:45,090 --> 00:12:51,721 - Shiv-fucking-Roy. Great to see you here. - I always come. 188 00:12:52,347 --> 00:12:55,517 The Committee for the Protection and Welfare of Journalists? 189 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:59,604 You're into that, but you like to keep them protected in hutches, correct? 190 00:12:59,729 --> 00:13:02,274 With the little feeding bottles, kind of like hamsters? 191 00:13:02,399 --> 00:13:04,860 Yeah. Yeah. Adorable. We do keep more newspapers alive 192 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:09,322 and employ more journalists worldwide than any other company, so I guess we're doing our bit? 193 00:13:09,447 --> 00:13:11,867 Uh-huh. The Soviet Union employed a ton of journalists, too. 194 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,703 Oh, Nate, we got to Stalin so fast? 195 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:17,372 Is Gil still turning up on Russia Today by mistake? 196 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:20,167 - Hey. Hey, man. - Hey, Ken. 197 00:13:21,084 --> 00:13:23,461 - Good to see you. - It's a family affair. 198 00:13:24,296 --> 00:13:25,964 Yeah, I didn't think you'd be here. I thought 199 00:13:26,089 --> 00:13:30,010 the newly-minted President of Waystar Royco would just be too busy. 200 00:13:30,135 --> 00:13:31,636 - I'm on the advisory. - Oh, right. 201 00:13:31,761 --> 00:13:34,931 You're the newest attraction at the zoo, half man, half Nobel Prize? 202 00:13:35,056 --> 00:13:37,809 Oh, sure, Shiv. You got me. 203 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:43,940 Well, well, well, Shiv. Really nice to see you, really. 204 00:13:49,779 --> 00:13:53,241 - Hey. - Hey. 205 00:13:56,828 --> 00:14:02,334 So how is he? Is he, like, angry hog at the state fair, rolling in shit, snapping at kids? 206 00:14:03,251 --> 00:14:07,714 He's fine. He's worried you might come in. 207 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:12,385 - Let him worry. - Okay. Well, that would just be dumb, Ken. 208 00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,512 We all need for us to win the shareholder vote. 209 00:14:14,638 --> 00:14:17,557 You, too. So just, you know, just wait a week. 210 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,435 And maybe cool it on the interviews while you're at it? 211 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,604 - That'd be smart all round. - Oh. Well, yeah. Maybe. 212 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,732 I'm not a suicide bomber, Shiv. 213 00:14:26,942 --> 00:14:32,906 Hey, I wanted to say, um, just at Rava's? 214 00:14:36,618 --> 00:14:42,082 I think I'm right, I am right, but I maybe threw a couple of ugly rocks. 215 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:49,673 I'm just trying to be more thoughtful now. 216 00:14:50,215 --> 00:14:53,969 - So... - Look, I... 217 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:58,348 I think we have the same aim here is the truth. 218 00:14:59,015 --> 00:15:03,561 You know, big picture. I am fucking tired of all this shit, too. 219 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,397 And I'm pushing for change. 220 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:10,402 Like, is there a world where you stop being gross and throwing stones 221 00:15:10,527 --> 00:15:16,408 and we can acknowledge and rebuild, you know, truth and reconciliation. 222 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:20,704 You know, and maybe we can actually find a way to fucking fix things 223 00:15:20,829 --> 00:15:24,291 from the inside, which is the only place that anything ever gets done anyway. 224 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,839 They made you get all dressed up for this? 225 00:15:33,049 --> 00:15:35,719 Or do you not actually give a fuck? 226 00:15:35,844 --> 00:15:37,721 And it's all just ego? 227 00:15:40,557 --> 00:15:42,517 Look at this. 228 00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,021 It's you now. 229 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:49,649 - "Ladies and gentlemen, to present our..." - I'm sorry for you, Siobhan. 230 00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:54,863 "who is used to owning the news rather than being in the news, Kendall Roy." 231 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:05,457 So thanks for making time and, when we do it, the first section will just be 232 00:16:05,582 --> 00:16:07,876 - the South Asian streaming stuff? - Yeah. 233 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:10,170 We'll have to ask the shareholder meeting question. 234 00:16:10,295 --> 00:16:12,380 - I'm very confident. Massive optimism. - Great. 235 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:15,133 And then, you know, I think that you know that there's this idea 236 00:16:15,258 --> 00:16:18,178 that everyone felt it'd be really kind of fun 237 00:16:18,303 --> 00:16:22,057 if after everything we might, open up the door on some family stuff for a little bit. 238 00:16:23,141 --> 00:16:25,935 No, I know, I know. And we won't dwell on it, so, 239 00:16:26,061 --> 00:16:28,313 we'll just keep it loose and, it'd be fun to freewheel it, hmm? 240 00:16:28,438 --> 00:16:31,274 Tell me precisely every single word they're gonna ask me. 241 00:16:32,484 --> 00:16:36,154 Well, I couldn't disclose specific questions because of our policies at ATN Business 242 00:16:36,279 --> 00:16:39,532 and that would be ethically, you know. 243 00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:43,370 But, it's, it might be something like 244 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,498 "Logan seems like a business- oriented guy," 245 00:16:46,623 --> 00:16:49,376 "what's something special that you and your dad enjoy doing together?" 246 00:16:49,501 --> 00:16:52,837 - No! Next question. - Okay. Sure. 247 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:56,299 "What was a time that your dad came to your aid when you really needed him?" 248 00:16:56,424 --> 00:16:59,386 - Mmm, no. We're not doing that one. - Right. 249 00:17:02,013 --> 00:17:04,682 "What is your most cherished father-son memory?" 250 00:17:05,517 --> 00:17:07,936 So far, these are bad. 251 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,521 Well, how about, how about you lead? 252 00:17:09,646 --> 00:17:12,399 Is there some sort of childhood, uh, story that you'd like to tell? 253 00:17:12,941 --> 00:17:19,531 I got a memory in the old bankiola. some fly-fishing in Montana, 254 00:17:19,656 --> 00:17:21,574 - Sure. - If that interests you. 255 00:17:21,699 --> 00:17:23,159 Thank you, Mr. Roy! 256 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:28,790 Um, well, I will pass that along. 257 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,210 - Hi. - Hi. 258 00:17:32,836 --> 00:17:34,838 And I don't want him... 259 00:17:34,963 --> 00:17:37,632 - How are you doing? - Love and marriage. 260 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:42,595 I feel another million drain with every cluck from that hen house. 261 00:17:49,978 --> 00:17:52,313 - Did you see him? - I did. 262 00:17:52,689 --> 00:17:55,650 - Is he coming in? - I don't know. 263 00:17:56,317 --> 00:17:58,903 I don't think so. I think he gets it. 264 00:18:01,322 --> 00:18:02,782 Thank you. 265 00:18:03,366 --> 00:18:06,119 You know, every time I don't see you out there saying something, I think, 266 00:18:06,244 --> 00:18:10,665 - "Does Shiv even like me?" - Oh, come on. Roman is... 267 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:14,669 My daughter. My only daughter. 268 00:18:18,381 --> 00:18:20,925 What is it exactly that you want me to do? 269 00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:23,928 I don't know. Draw a circle around him, maybe? 270 00:18:24,053 --> 00:18:26,514 Declare that your old man isn't some dirty bastard. 271 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:30,059 - Tell the truth, maybe, about him. - Uh-hmm. Yeah. 272 00:18:30,185 --> 00:18:32,937 The truth, but horrible in public, right? 273 00:18:33,688 --> 00:18:36,941 - Do you trust me? - Yes, of course. 274 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:43,740 - On what? - On all this hullabaloo. 275 00:18:45,742 --> 00:18:47,702 - "Hullabaloo"? - Uh-huh. 276 00:18:50,872 --> 00:18:52,248 Yeah. 277 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,709 I don't... 278 00:18:58,379 --> 00:18:59,756 Yeah. 279 00:19:02,050 --> 00:19:05,428 - Can we I mean, can we talk? - Yes. We can talk. 280 00:19:05,887 --> 00:19:10,016 Okay. Well, we're a big company, but... 281 00:19:10,141 --> 00:19:15,438 how bad is... is... What is the worst thing 282 00:19:15,563 --> 00:19:17,190 - that could be in those papers? - Not all that bad. 283 00:19:17,315 --> 00:19:21,986 I mean Um, health, safety, compliance. 284 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,905 A few bad apples. 285 00:19:25,615 --> 00:19:27,825 What? Well, I know that isn't true. 286 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:31,538 Come on, Dad. Tom worked in cruises, Bill told him everything. 287 00:19:31,663 --> 00:19:33,373 And besides, I know that there were black ops 288 00:19:33,498 --> 00:19:37,961 and I know that there was targeted intimidation of victims and whistleblowers. 289 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:43,174 - NRPI, for fuck's sake. - Maybe there were some salty moves. 290 00:19:44,425 --> 00:19:46,928 - You can't just change your story. - I wanna keep you clean. 291 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:51,432 I put Gerri in, but I can't trust her, she's optics. I need you. 292 00:19:53,685 --> 00:19:58,606 Listen, I didn't know about any of this shit. 293 00:19:59,524 --> 00:20:01,526 Well, you're on emails. 294 00:20:01,651 --> 00:20:03,736 Do you know how many emails I get a day? 295 00:20:03,861 --> 00:20:06,114 I don't read my emails. I get the action points. 296 00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:09,951 - I know. - Shiv, the world is fucking rough. 297 00:20:10,159 --> 00:20:14,914 We ran a cruise line out of some tin pot ports registered in bongo fucking bongo hovels 298 00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:16,874 and we poured millions in it, sure. 299 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,335 Did we play rough with the odd fucking union boss 300 00:20:19,460 --> 00:20:22,005 or some Moaning Minnie repeat litigant? 301 00:20:22,130 --> 00:20:25,800 I don't know! It was a quarter of a century ago. 302 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:28,886 A lot of it. So yes. 303 00:20:29,387 --> 00:20:31,556 I fought, for you and your brothers. 304 00:20:31,681 --> 00:20:36,394 But you will not find a piece of paper that makes you ashamed of me. Okay? 305 00:20:37,687 --> 00:20:44,527 Well, the government does have an unbelievable amount of leverage at its disposal, Dad. 306 00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:49,032 - The law. - Yeah, the law. 307 00:20:49,741 --> 00:20:52,285 The law is people. 308 00:20:52,535 --> 00:20:55,330 And people is politics. 309 00:20:56,372 --> 00:20:58,625 And I can handle the people. 310 00:21:04,589 --> 00:21:06,466 - Oh, that is nice. - It's just beautiful, 311 00:21:06,591 --> 00:21:09,010 - I mean, it's just... it's... - It's heavy. 312 00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:11,763 Is it? I've always been self-conscious about my wrists, 313 00:21:11,888 --> 00:21:13,640 - It's saffron. - so it could address that. 314 00:21:13,765 --> 00:21:17,644 - You have normal wrists. - Thanks, that is very nice of you to say. 315 00:21:18,061 --> 00:21:21,814 - That is, you have some nice wrists yourself. - Greg, do you think we could figure this out? 316 00:21:21,939 --> 00:21:24,984 You wanna transfer now? It's 40K. 317 00:21:25,568 --> 00:21:29,989 Oh, no, no. Um, I think this is, uh, like a gift situation. 318 00:21:30,782 --> 00:21:33,409 Hey, Ken? Hey, Ken? 319 00:21:33,701 --> 00:21:36,162 - Are you buying this? - What? 320 00:21:36,371 --> 00:21:38,748 - Are you buying him this? - What? The... the watch? 321 00:21:38,873 --> 00:21:41,876 No. No. I just said I'd hook you up, dude. 322 00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:46,172 What is that look? Don't get weird on me. 323 00:21:46,297 --> 00:21:49,676 I'm not your fucking sugar daddy. Cheapskate. 324 00:21:49,884 --> 00:21:51,636 No, that's... that's all good, I mean, 325 00:21:51,761 --> 00:21:54,305 - it's $40,000 worth... - I'm not buying that fucking watch. 326 00:21:54,430 --> 00:21:57,475 - What the fuck is he talking about? - No, I can't. I'm gonna need to give it back. 327 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,644 - It's not a good time. No, no, no, no, no. - It has your patina now. 328 00:21:59,769 --> 00:22:01,145 - No, I don't have patina. - You agreed. 329 00:22:01,270 --> 00:22:04,107 - No, I shower. - Shit, she... did me again tonight. 330 00:22:04,232 --> 00:22:07,777 Hey, hey, Comfry? Sophie Iwobi did me again tonight. 331 00:22:08,319 --> 00:22:10,655 I'm gonna do it. I'mma do it. Yeah. 332 00:22:11,447 --> 00:22:13,116 - What? - She did a segment. 333 00:22:13,825 --> 00:22:15,451 - Oh, shit. - Should we do this tomorrow, maybe? 334 00:22:15,576 --> 00:22:17,954 - "Oedipussy 2." - I could... I can get you some bullet points? 335 00:22:18,079 --> 00:22:19,455 It looks like she tore me one. Come on, fuck that. 336 00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:21,874 We gotta we gotta watch this! 337 00:22:24,419 --> 00:22:28,381 Hey, guys! Guys! I'm gonna put on Sophie Iwobi. 338 00:22:28,506 --> 00:22:30,133 It looks like she tore me one. 339 00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:33,636 Hey, hey. Come on. We should watch this, it'll be fun. Here it is. 340 00:22:33,761 --> 00:22:38,057 "So let's turn for a moment to Kendall Roy Whoo-hoo! my favorite white man." 341 00:22:38,182 --> 00:22:40,351 "Snitchy Rich. Or as you may know him" 342 00:22:40,476 --> 00:22:44,147 - "a jar of mayonnaise in a Prada suit." - Ha! Okay. 343 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:47,024 "Roy tweeted earlier today, "We must overthrow the culture" 344 00:22:47,150 --> 00:22:50,194 - It's okay, you can laugh. - "of corruption that silences women." 345 00:22:50,319 --> 00:22:52,196 - "The fuck is he talking about?" - Amen. 346 00:22:52,321 --> 00:22:55,450 "That's like your dog saying, "Hey, guys, guys, we have to punish"" 347 00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:59,454 ""whoever ate coffee grounds out of the trash and then shit on the sofa."" 348 00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:01,539 "Hashtag Sofa Justice." 349 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,126 - That's great. - "Actual progressives have been embracing" 350 00:23:05,251 --> 00:23:07,170 "this dude. Why?" 351 00:23:07,295 --> 00:23:10,465 "This is the guy who told Congress like a month ago" 352 00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:14,343 "that the investigation into his father was a witch hunt." 353 00:23:14,677 --> 00:23:18,055 "And he's also the fail-bro who once posed in this photo" 354 00:23:18,181 --> 00:23:19,682 - Oh, shit. - "flashing gang signs" 355 00:23:19,807 --> 00:23:22,393 - "outside of Jean Georges." - Okay. That is such a reach. 356 00:23:22,518 --> 00:23:24,854 - You were being tongue-in-cheek. - She fucking loves me. 357 00:23:24,979 --> 00:23:26,981 "See, the problem is, Kendall Roy suffers from a severe case" 358 00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:29,859 - This is love, it's all love. - "of what doctors call Caucasian Rich Brain." 359 00:23:30,902 --> 00:23:34,989 "What happens is, genetically inherited wealth and whiteness can cause neural pathways" 360 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:38,326 "in the brain to constrict and make the patient believe he's woke" 361 00:23:38,451 --> 00:23:40,995 "when he's just a total fucking jackass." 362 00:23:43,581 --> 00:23:45,333 - "Of course he's done wrong. Thank you." - I feel like I should go on. 363 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:47,168 - What do you think? Can you touch base? - I think we should talk to Berry 364 00:23:47,293 --> 00:23:48,878 because there's a couple ways to counter backlash, 365 00:23:49,003 --> 00:23:51,088 - and it might not be the best. - Backlash? This is... 366 00:23:51,589 --> 00:23:53,758 - This is not... - This is being in the conversation. 367 00:23:53,883 --> 00:23:56,302 - Yeah - This is fucking great. 368 00:23:56,928 --> 00:23:58,679 - This is great. - Yeah. 369 00:24:00,389 --> 00:24:02,975 - Hey. - Shivy! 370 00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:05,102 - Oh, hi! - Hey. 371 00:24:05,228 --> 00:24:07,772 - How was your guy? Did you see him? - Yup. 372 00:24:08,189 --> 00:24:10,483 Yeah. When I got in, 373 00:24:10,608 --> 00:24:14,987 Mondale had eaten some of your pantyhose and I had to pull them out of his ass. 374 00:24:15,112 --> 00:24:17,156 Oh, my God. I'm sorry. 375 00:24:17,281 --> 00:24:20,243 You shouldn't leave them lying around on the floor, Siobhan. 376 00:24:20,368 --> 00:24:23,371 - Not once the help have gone. - Yeah. 377 00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:29,585 -You okay? - Mondale's not well. Mondale's unsettled. 378 00:24:32,046 --> 00:24:36,425 - Is, Kendall coming in to Waystar? -I don't think so. 379 00:24:39,554 --> 00:24:41,430 - How is your guy? - How is my guy? 380 00:24:41,556 --> 00:24:47,812 - Uh-hmm. - Well, um, well, uh... 381 00:24:48,062 --> 00:24:53,442 Yeah. We I outlined what might have happened to a theoretical John Doe, divisional head. 382 00:24:53,609 --> 00:24:56,279 - Uh-hmm. - And, you know, we talked about 383 00:24:57,238 --> 00:25:01,659 if what comes out does come out in terms of the investigation, and he said 384 00:25:04,161 --> 00:25:09,208 "It's very difficult to see a world in which this John Doe doesn't go to jail." 385 00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:12,920 - So. - Right. Fuck. 386 00:25:16,757 --> 00:25:18,259 Tom, it'll be okay. 387 00:25:20,970 --> 00:25:24,807 And what evidence do you have for that? I'm curious. 388 00:25:26,893 --> 00:25:33,482 - Tom, honey? - I did have one dumb idea. 389 00:25:34,358 --> 00:25:35,735 - Uh-hmm? - Yeah. 390 00:25:35,860 --> 00:25:40,406 I was thinking, you know, maybe... maybe it would be good to get out in front of it. 391 00:25:41,032 --> 00:25:47,413 If prison is likely, could I find any benefit in that, you know? 392 00:25:48,998 --> 00:25:51,667 - You mean cooperate? - No, not with DOJ. 393 00:25:52,585 --> 00:25:53,961 Your dad. 394 00:25:54,670 --> 00:25:59,550 I go to your dad and I... I offer myself up as the beating post. 395 00:26:00,801 --> 00:26:03,930 Uh, no, honey, you can't. 396 00:26:05,222 --> 00:26:08,351 No. Honey, you're drunk. 397 00:26:16,025 --> 00:26:17,735 But it is smart. 398 00:26:19,195 --> 00:26:23,324 Yeah. It's, kind of a... a win from a no-win. 399 00:26:24,033 --> 00:26:26,369 - You think? - Yeah. I mean, it's punchy. 400 00:26:27,745 --> 00:26:32,333 I mean, you know, it's very likely that no one goes to prison. 401 00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:38,756 - Uh-huh. Yeah. - And either way, you bank gold with my dad. 402 00:26:39,423 --> 00:26:43,094 The offer is kind of genius. 403 00:26:46,097 --> 00:26:49,642 All being well, you know, with a fair wind, I could be done in less than a year. 404 00:26:51,727 --> 00:26:54,772 But, no, you can't, Tom. 405 00:26:55,398 --> 00:26:58,567 Jesus. Everyone's doing fucking somersaults for him right now. 406 00:27:07,952 --> 00:27:10,496 "And he told congress like a month ago" 407 00:27:10,621 --> 00:27:14,625 "that the investigation into his father was a witch hunt." 408 00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:19,672 "And he's also the fail-bro who once posed in this photo, flashing gang signs" 409 00:27:19,797 --> 00:27:21,424 "outside of Jean-Georges." 410 00:27:21,757 --> 00:27:23,384 "Poor Kenny." 411 00:27:23,509 --> 00:27:26,971 "See, the problem is Kendall Roy suffers from a severe case" 412 00:27:27,096 --> 00:27:30,057 "of what doctors call Caucasian Rich Brain." 413 00:27:32,768 --> 00:27:34,478 - "Hey." Hey, Jess. 414 00:27:34,937 --> 00:27:38,149 - I'm going in. - "Oh, okay. To the office?" 415 00:27:38,274 --> 00:27:40,026 - Okay. Yeah. - "When?" 416 00:27:40,151 --> 00:27:42,153 - Now. - "But you said..." 417 00:27:42,278 --> 00:27:45,406 Yeah. I said that was a false thought. just make sure my office is ready. 418 00:27:45,531 --> 00:27:47,116 I'll ping you before I arrive. 419 00:27:48,159 --> 00:27:50,453 Good? Good? Great. 420 00:27:51,162 --> 00:27:55,291 Greg. Yo. Hey, I'm going in. 421 00:27:55,833 --> 00:28:01,005 Yeah. I might wanna roll deep, so, uh, just keep it on the down-low, okay? 422 00:28:01,297 --> 00:28:02,673 I wanna see the shockwaves. 423 00:28:03,007 --> 00:28:04,884 - "November just around the corner," - Hi. 424 00:28:05,009 --> 00:28:08,345 - "very important election..." - Shouldn't be too long now. 425 00:28:10,306 --> 00:28:14,393 Well, he has already brought more voters, in a sense, by increasing... 426 00:28:14,518 --> 00:28:18,647 Yeah, because I've, you know, I've been, I've been... 427 00:28:18,773 --> 00:28:24,320 I've been thinking, um, about what it is that you might really need right now, 428 00:28:24,653 --> 00:28:28,032 and, um, and how I can help. 429 00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:35,748 Yeah. Yeah. Because, you know, if, if things go how they could go, 430 00:28:36,582 --> 00:28:39,376 maybe there's no repercussions. But if not, 431 00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:43,005 there'll probably be a cash number 432 00:28:43,130 --> 00:28:48,719 and there will probably need to be a face or two behind bars, right? 433 00:28:51,931 --> 00:28:56,519 - What's your angle, Tom? - No, none. None. Just just, uh 434 00:28:57,603 --> 00:28:59,814 I'm probably in the firing line. 435 00:28:59,980 --> 00:29:07,738 And I just wanted you to know if you need to strategize, I can be that guy. 436 00:29:08,823 --> 00:29:11,700 I'll step up and go down. 437 00:29:16,247 --> 00:29:17,873 That's it? 438 00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:23,254 - You don't want anything? - No. No. It's just there. 439 00:29:24,130 --> 00:29:27,675 If you need it. I won't wriggle. 440 00:29:29,218 --> 00:29:32,263 Just clonk the trout on the head and put it in your pouch. 441 00:29:33,931 --> 00:29:35,808 It won't come to that. 442 00:29:37,101 --> 00:29:38,477 But... 443 00:29:40,521 --> 00:29:43,607 thank you, Tom. Thank you. 444 00:29:45,401 --> 00:29:47,570 - Not a problem. - All he's doing, helping us to get 445 00:29:47,695 --> 00:29:50,322 our message out to Latino voters who've really come around 446 00:29:50,447 --> 00:29:52,741 to the President's message and, you know, 447 00:29:52,867 --> 00:29:55,161 we saw Boyer on your program a few nights ago. 448 00:29:55,286 --> 00:30:00,124 - Absolutely. - Absolutely. Much for the president so... 449 00:30:23,272 --> 00:30:24,732 "Bergman, Hendon, and Weiss." 450 00:30:24,857 --> 00:30:26,400 Hello. Uh, hi. 451 00:30:26,692 --> 00:30:31,739 I was given your number by a friend of mine and I was wanting to, um 452 00:30:31,864 --> 00:30:35,826 I would like to schedule an appointment with Rex Hendon? 453 00:30:36,243 --> 00:30:38,662 - "This is for a consultation?" - Uh-huh. That's right. 454 00:30:39,455 --> 00:30:41,582 Excuse me, can you hold the line one second? 455 00:30:43,334 --> 00:30:45,669 - Greg, talk fast. What is it? I'm busy. - "Hey, so..." 456 00:30:45,794 --> 00:30:48,672 "so I have something that you guys might wanna know." 457 00:30:49,006 --> 00:30:50,382 - Thank you. - Here you go. 458 00:30:54,386 --> 00:30:57,765 - Hey! How you doing? - Great. 459 00:30:57,890 --> 00:31:02,102 - Are you... what are you doing down here? - Mark, isn't he the just fucking greatest? 460 00:31:02,228 --> 00:31:05,356 - Sure. Yeah. - As ever, great to have you contribute. 461 00:31:05,481 --> 00:31:08,234 Could we do five on what we need to do here? 462 00:31:08,359 --> 00:31:09,735 Sure. 463 00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:12,488 So how are things? 464 00:31:12,613 --> 00:31:14,823 Look at you, the tough guy! 465 00:31:14,949 --> 00:31:16,951 You wouldn't even take service of a subpoena, right? 466 00:31:17,076 --> 00:31:20,037 Yeah. My son stands up, waves his dick in the air, 467 00:31:20,162 --> 00:31:24,041 and the rest of the world is meant to re-arrange itself according to his liking? 468 00:31:24,166 --> 00:31:26,502 - I don't think so, right? - I see. 469 00:31:26,627 --> 00:31:28,796 But are you gonna get more cooperative now that you've set the table? 470 00:31:28,921 --> 00:31:30,464 Oh, it's a witch hunt. 471 00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:34,134 The prosecutors are gonna regret any time or money they spend on it. 472 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,307 - What does the old man think? - Not fucking much. 473 00:31:42,643 --> 00:31:46,063 No, he's got he's got poll numbers dancing in front of his eyes morning, noon, and night. 474 00:31:46,188 --> 00:31:48,983 So someone shits in Wisconsin, 475 00:31:49,483 --> 00:31:53,570 he's worried it'll float down the Mississippi and hurt his numbers in Iowa. 476 00:31:53,696 --> 00:31:56,073 Relax. We've got his back! 477 00:31:56,782 --> 00:31:59,868 Yeah, well that's great. 478 00:32:00,786 --> 00:32:07,459 I guess, you know, when this thing broke the whole thing was, "Logan Roy's going down." 479 00:32:08,002 --> 00:32:11,380 But then you got this thing, some of our folks are like, "There's no way Roy's going down." 480 00:32:11,505 --> 00:32:14,717 "The President's gonna protect him. The system is broken!" 481 00:32:14,925 --> 00:32:16,969 People have no idea. 482 00:32:17,219 --> 00:32:21,265 - They have these paranoid fantasies. - Yeah. 483 00:32:22,766 --> 00:32:26,645 - I don't want you to do anything. - Right. 484 00:32:27,563 --> 00:32:30,399 What I want is, is nothing. 485 00:32:30,607 --> 00:32:35,029 Normal consideration not to become the focus of some bullshit. 486 00:32:35,154 --> 00:32:37,031 - Right. - Not favors. 487 00:32:37,156 --> 00:32:40,909 - Right. - Right, right, right, right, right. 488 00:32:41,952 --> 00:32:43,746 - What? - The fact is, 489 00:32:43,871 --> 00:32:46,457 I don't want anything from anyone. 490 00:32:46,582 --> 00:32:49,752 That's not the way I operate, but I would like to know 491 00:32:49,877 --> 00:32:53,589 that no one's gonna shit their pants if I hang tough. 492 00:32:54,048 --> 00:32:57,843 Facebook is full of photos of you and the boss at CPAC and Davos. 493 00:32:58,344 --> 00:33:00,804 All the nice things you've said about each other? 494 00:33:01,597 --> 00:33:04,058 It hits the demographic we have to worry about. 495 00:33:05,601 --> 00:33:11,440 If that Raisin hangs me out to dry, I'm quite willing to do the same to him. 496 00:33:12,066 --> 00:33:16,236 Well, if we're gonna be real, maybe the president has not been feeling 497 00:33:16,362 --> 00:33:19,990 like your coverage has been very helpful or truthful lately. 498 00:33:20,115 --> 00:33:23,327 It could get a lot fucking worse! 499 00:33:26,747 --> 00:33:29,249 We have the same interest here. 500 00:33:30,876 --> 00:33:34,171 Can you lower the temperature? And I'll see what I can do. 501 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,925 Sure. That's all I need. 502 00:33:40,761 --> 00:33:43,680 - Excuse me. - So we asked everyone to submit 503 00:33:43,806 --> 00:33:47,684 concerns and questions anonymously via the Intranet. 504 00:33:47,810 --> 00:33:52,106 Which has some drawbacks, as you know, and we wanted you to be aware, Shiv. 505 00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:55,192 If you're gonna be up there, so we plan to put these on, um, a screen 506 00:33:55,317 --> 00:33:59,029 - And what are they asking? - Well, the general tenor is, 507 00:33:59,154 --> 00:34:01,907 "What the hell's happening here?" 508 00:34:02,032 --> 00:34:03,409 A lot of those. 509 00:34:03,534 --> 00:34:08,247 also, "I'm embarrassed to say to my mother I work at Waystar. Any advice?" 510 00:34:08,372 --> 00:34:10,374 - Yeah, fuck your mother. - "Please tell us anything at all" 511 00:34:10,499 --> 00:34:12,376 - "about what is happening here." - Oh, God. 512 00:34:12,501 --> 00:34:15,254 - Did they write these questions in crayon? - I mean, I have my speech all set. 513 00:34:15,379 --> 00:34:17,005 Do we even really need to have questions? 514 00:34:17,131 --> 00:34:19,967 Well, we did say we wanted to answer questions, so... 515 00:34:20,092 --> 00:34:23,387 - Yeah. There we go. - Okay. Well, dad can't see this one 516 00:34:23,512 --> 00:34:26,432 - or this one. - Oh, fuck no. 517 00:34:26,557 --> 00:34:28,016 - This will make him shit his Pop Tarts. - No, no. 518 00:34:28,142 --> 00:34:30,310 - I think there's like three here we can use. - Okay. 519 00:34:30,436 --> 00:34:32,104 - Three is all we need. - But this is just fucking rude. 520 00:34:32,229 --> 00:34:33,689 - I mean, it's not even really a question. - Okay. 521 00:34:33,814 --> 00:34:35,941 I mean, I don't think people should even be thinking this that work here. 522 00:34:36,191 --> 00:34:37,776 - You're right. - Can we get different questions like 523 00:34:37,901 --> 00:34:39,278 - less question-y questions? - Yeah. Uh-hmm. 524 00:34:39,403 --> 00:34:40,946 - 'Cause these are just fucking horrible. - We can. 525 00:34:41,071 --> 00:34:42,739 - Okay. Well, Hugo and I did prepare... - Something else. 526 00:34:42,865 --> 00:34:47,161 a set of questions that are of the sort of things that people would actually wanna know. 527 00:34:47,286 --> 00:34:49,705 - Great. - Yeah. I mean these, we feel, 528 00:34:49,830 --> 00:34:52,749 - are people's real questions, okay? - We've got a problem. 529 00:34:52,875 --> 00:34:56,170 - Logan wants to see you in his office. - Now? 530 00:34:58,839 --> 00:35:00,549 - "Hello?" - Lisa. 531 00:35:00,674 --> 00:35:04,845 - Lisa! The Regal Legal Eagle. - "Kendall, I hear you're going in." 532 00:35:04,970 --> 00:35:06,555 - "What the fuck?" - Yeah. 533 00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:08,807 I can't let him dominate the battlespace, Lisa. 534 00:35:08,932 --> 00:35:11,560 My sister is making moves, I can't just watch it happen. 535 00:35:12,060 --> 00:35:14,104 What... what's the story on my immunity? 536 00:35:14,438 --> 00:35:17,149 "I'm figuring out a "Queen for a Day" situation, Kendall." 537 00:35:17,274 --> 00:35:19,067 - "I have to have control here." - Yeah, but we're losing the momentum. 538 00:35:19,193 --> 00:35:21,028 Can we get a raid? What about a raid? Can we get a raid? 539 00:35:21,153 --> 00:35:24,865 - "We can't "get" anything." - No, sure. But really? 540 00:35:24,990 --> 00:35:29,620 I mean, we hit the right buttons. Has the government gone soft-cock on Big Corp? 541 00:35:29,745 --> 00:35:31,830 I'll call you in 40, Lisa. You're the boss here! Bye. 542 00:35:33,123 --> 00:35:36,502 And let's commit to Iwobi. Yeah? Let's do it. Reach out. 543 00:35:37,002 --> 00:35:38,795 Call Noah and get me some jokes. 544 00:35:38,921 --> 00:35:43,217 Not jokes, like, funny as fuck shit, but not in a stupid jokey way. 545 00:35:43,467 --> 00:35:46,345 - Is it true? He's on his way? - Fucking rat. 546 00:35:46,470 --> 00:35:48,722 I'm gonna jam a Montblanc down his fucking throat. 547 00:35:48,847 --> 00:35:50,891 - He'll eat up any drama, Dad. - Kerry! 548 00:35:51,016 --> 00:35:53,435 Look, why don't we just let him come on in and ignore him? 549 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,604 Get us Colin, get us building services. 550 00:35:55,729 --> 00:35:57,314 If he comes for me, I want him fucking cuffed. 551 00:35:57,439 --> 00:35:59,107 - Okay. - He's fired! 552 00:35:59,233 --> 00:36:03,820 HR is discussing him stepping down from his duties, but firing? 553 00:36:03,946 --> 00:36:05,697 You would be handing DOJ a gas can. 554 00:36:05,822 --> 00:36:07,741 - Yeah. - It would be a PR disaster. 555 00:36:07,866 --> 00:36:10,118 - Want me to get outside counsel on the line? - Front desk says he's pulling up. 556 00:36:10,244 --> 00:36:13,121 I don't want people seeing him. Keep him the fuck out! 557 00:36:23,674 --> 00:36:25,133 How are you? 558 00:36:27,344 --> 00:36:29,805 Sir. I'm... I'm sorry. 559 00:36:30,180 --> 00:36:33,809 - Yeah? - Just Your keycard has expired. 560 00:36:35,394 --> 00:36:38,355 - Expired? That's weird. - Hi, Kendall. 561 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,149 - Uh, bit of a crazy morning here. - Oh, is it? 562 00:36:41,275 --> 00:36:44,528 If you like, we could head over to 43 North and I can fill you in. 563 00:36:44,653 --> 00:36:46,113 Might be a little bit more comfortable there. 564 00:36:46,238 --> 00:36:47,990 Yeah. Not going to the satellite office. Thanks. 565 00:36:48,115 --> 00:36:52,619 My card doesn't work, so I'm just gonna hurdle the gates and have Remi film it. 566 00:36:52,744 --> 00:36:54,830 What? No, who's... How about we go up with you? 567 00:36:54,955 --> 00:36:56,832 - We go up together. We'll swipe you in. - You guys wanna sync up? 568 00:36:56,957 --> 00:36:58,500 - They can't go up. - 'Cause they... They're inviting me to... 569 00:36:58,625 --> 00:37:01,336 - No. He can go up. He can't go up. - They told us he can't go up. 570 00:37:01,461 --> 00:37:03,213 - Really? Sorry, who's "they"? Who's "they"? - We can't authorize that. 571 00:37:03,338 --> 00:37:05,048 - Well... - I can authorize that. 572 00:37:05,173 --> 00:37:06,550 - I am authorizing that. - Let... Hey... 573 00:37:06,675 --> 00:37:09,678 We probably can't keep him out of the town hall, correct? 574 00:37:09,803 --> 00:37:13,015 "You can discourage him from attending in light of his position." 575 00:37:13,140 --> 00:37:18,020 Can we discourage him with a taser shot directly to his peni or scrummage sacking? 576 00:37:18,145 --> 00:37:20,522 - He's headed for the freight. - Fine. 577 00:37:20,647 --> 00:37:23,567 Bring him up in the dumbwaiter like a fucking hamburger. 578 00:37:24,026 --> 00:37:25,861 - All right. What's up, bro? - Hey. 579 00:37:26,486 --> 00:37:28,572 - Doing the heavy lifting. - Yeah. 580 00:37:29,197 --> 00:37:33,118 - Is he there? - I don't see him yet with his stupid walk. 581 00:37:33,243 --> 00:37:38,665 Tom, get Sam and Ray in IT, and make sure he doesn't get fucking cute with IT. 582 00:37:42,669 --> 00:37:44,046 Hey, man. 583 00:37:49,885 --> 00:37:53,055 - Good to see you, man. Hey, man. - Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 584 00:37:53,597 --> 00:37:55,599 - Hey. - Kind of weird, right? 585 00:37:56,141 --> 00:37:57,517 - It's pretty weird. - Yeah. 586 00:37:57,643 --> 00:37:59,269 - But, you know, yeah. - How's it going? 587 00:37:59,478 --> 00:38:02,564 - Yeah. Life goes on, you know? Yeah. - Buddhist. 588 00:38:02,689 --> 00:38:04,775 Nice. Life does go on. 589 00:38:05,692 --> 00:38:08,862 So what so what's going on back there in my dad's office? 590 00:38:09,613 --> 00:38:12,115 He got any backchannel White House contacts in there or what? 591 00:38:15,327 --> 00:38:17,579 - I'm joking. You can't tell me that. - Right. Right, right. 592 00:38:17,704 --> 00:38:20,666 And do you have an immunity deal with DOJ? 593 00:38:23,210 --> 00:38:26,505 - Do you? - It's good we can kid around like this. 594 00:38:28,131 --> 00:38:31,176 But look, man, you're actually in a difficult spot. 595 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:35,639 I know it's... it's no fun being the last fucking eunuch in the forbidden city. 596 00:38:36,306 --> 00:38:38,141 I'm doing fine. 597 00:38:39,267 --> 00:38:45,190 Well, I like you and I have no beef with you, Tom. 598 00:38:48,110 --> 00:38:50,737 Another life is possible, brother. 599 00:38:52,739 --> 00:38:56,785 He's trying to kiss or nibble Tom. 600 00:38:56,993 --> 00:39:00,205 Let's just not turn this into the Invasion of Normandy, okay? 601 00:39:05,669 --> 00:39:07,963 - 2010.... - Okay. Okay. 602 00:39:08,338 --> 00:39:12,759 Locked out. Does it feel cold to you in here? 603 00:39:13,969 --> 00:39:16,388 - Right? - It... Is it? 604 00:39:23,478 --> 00:39:25,230 You got to be kidding me. 605 00:39:25,689 --> 00:39:28,316 Yeah, yeah. They've... they've... they've hacked my AC. 606 00:39:28,442 --> 00:39:32,320 I think... I think this is a 68, how you like it. 607 00:39:32,446 --> 00:39:34,489 68? This isn't 68, no fucking way. 608 00:39:34,614 --> 00:39:40,203 This is like 65, 62. Definitely feels a little cool. 609 00:39:41,663 --> 00:39:43,039 - Okay, Remi. - Yeah. 610 00:39:43,790 --> 00:39:47,002 -I'm airdropping you a little shopping list. - Okay. 611 00:39:47,127 --> 00:39:49,087 -You gonna come back stat? - I can do that. 612 00:39:49,546 --> 00:39:53,091 - What time does the town hall start? - Um, two o'clock. 613 00:39:53,216 --> 00:39:54,926 - Two o'clock? Okay. - Yeah. 614 00:39:57,721 --> 00:39:59,139 Yeah. 615 00:40:04,102 --> 00:40:07,355 - What? - Just checking in. 616 00:40:11,151 --> 00:40:13,779 Okay. Yeah. I'm just... 617 00:40:20,202 --> 00:40:22,496 I know you. 618 00:40:35,842 --> 00:40:38,720 - So, if you're ready? - Will my dad be there? 619 00:40:39,805 --> 00:40:44,059 - Undermining my authority? - He'll be nearby emphasizing your authority. 620 00:40:44,392 --> 00:40:46,269 The live feed will be streaming through the whole building 621 00:40:46,394 --> 00:40:48,814 and to all major offices globally. 622 00:40:48,939 --> 00:40:51,858 And anything you need, I'll be here. 623 00:40:51,983 --> 00:40:53,735 Congratulations, by the way. 624 00:40:53,860 --> 00:40:58,240 I was always pushing for you to be brought in in my own little way. I think this... 625 00:41:01,368 --> 00:41:05,705 And now please welcome our new Domestic President, Siobhan Roy. 626 00:41:11,753 --> 00:41:14,631 Thank you all. Thank you. Thank you, Karolina. 627 00:41:15,715 --> 00:41:18,301 Okay, so I will keep this straightforward. 628 00:41:19,344 --> 00:41:24,933 A senior executive at Waystar who also happens to be a senior brother of mine, 629 00:41:25,058 --> 00:41:26,810 I think I can legally say that, 630 00:41:26,935 --> 00:41:29,563 has made some very serious allegations 631 00:41:29,688 --> 00:41:32,524 and as we take those allegations seriously, 632 00:41:32,649 --> 00:41:36,486 there is, you'll understand, a fair amount that we can't talk about legally. 633 00:41:37,279 --> 00:41:41,950 However, this is still a family operation in spirit and you are all a part of that family. 634 00:41:42,075 --> 00:41:46,121 So as much as we can tell you, you know, we want to tell you, 635 00:41:47,539 --> 00:41:52,377 I'm Siobhan Roy, Waystar's new President of Domestic Operations. 636 00:41:52,502 --> 00:41:57,424 And I'm paying particular and specific attention to corporate responsibility. 637 00:41:58,633 --> 00:42:03,763 I know that some of you have concerns, and I'm here to tell you we get it. 638 00:42:04,931 --> 00:42:07,976 If mistakes have been made historically at Cruises, 639 00:42:08,101 --> 00:42:12,522 we are going to identify them and implement, uh... 640 00:42:14,524 --> 00:42:17,068 What's more, personal accountability 641 00:42:17,193 --> 00:42:21,990 is one of the four core pillars of the Waystar philosophy. Hugo? 642 00:42:22,115 --> 00:42:24,492 - Yeah. Yeah. - We got that. Thank you. 643 00:42:25,118 --> 00:42:26,703 some people might think this, issue is a joke, 644 00:42:26,828 --> 00:42:29,539 but we, assure you, we take it very seriously. Just... Thank you. 645 00:42:29,664 --> 00:42:31,166 Go and find what the fuck is going on, please. 646 00:42:31,291 --> 00:42:34,753 So we are going to ensure that those who engaged in any actions 647 00:42:34,878 --> 00:42:38,381 that went beyond mere mistakes, to more purpos-ul... Purposeful... 648 00:42:42,886 --> 00:42:44,554 Can we get that sorted? 649 00:42:46,306 --> 00:42:52,479 I assure you, we take this issue very seriously even if someone here is not. 650 00:43:10,747 --> 00:43:12,374 Fucking ruined it. 651 00:43:54,708 --> 00:43:56,960 Sorry, Pinky. 652 00:43:57,711 --> 00:43:59,754 Now do you see? Huh? 653 00:44:09,681 --> 00:44:11,516 - Hey, Ken. - Hey. 654 00:44:19,816 --> 00:44:21,192 Thanks. 655 00:44:24,446 --> 00:44:27,532 - Are we close? What time is it? - Oh, what time is it? 656 00:44:27,866 --> 00:44:31,536 Oh, it's, it's like the 18th century or something when watches didn't work. 657 00:44:31,661 --> 00:44:33,038 - It doesn't work? - No. 658 00:44:33,163 --> 00:44:38,668 - Why did you get it? - Why did I get it? You encouraged me. 659 00:44:39,044 --> 00:44:41,337 You don't remember this? You shrugged at me like it was reasonable. 660 00:44:41,463 --> 00:44:42,881 - This one's good. - Not if it doesn't work. 661 00:44:43,006 --> 00:44:45,675 It's fine. It's okay. I I'm a humble custodian now. 662 00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,261 A piece like this will often have to go to Switzerland for six months. 663 00:44:48,386 --> 00:44:51,514 So I have this funny bit about how, for the special committee of the board. 664 00:44:51,639 --> 00:44:54,184 And the... the white shoe firm that will handle the investigation, 665 00:44:54,309 --> 00:44:57,979 how my dad's putting pressure to hire a firm that will help them cover up. 666 00:44:58,104 --> 00:45:01,524 - Do you hear anything? - So it's, it's like, cover-up. 667 00:45:01,649 --> 00:45:04,194 Cover-Up 'R" Us. Like Toys 'R' Us. 668 00:45:04,736 --> 00:45:06,571 - Cover-up 'R' Us. - Yeah. 669 00:45:07,197 --> 00:45:08,740 - No? - I don't know. 670 00:45:08,865 --> 00:45:11,993 - No. - But I think that the Love Boat vids 671 00:45:12,118 --> 00:45:13,495 - are good. - Yeah, Love Boat. 672 00:45:13,620 --> 00:45:15,997 Hey! Because we pushed taping for you, we're still filling up the audience. 673 00:45:16,122 --> 00:45:17,791 - But shouldn't be too long. - Cool. 674 00:45:17,916 --> 00:45:20,168 - Do you guys need anything? - We're great. Thank you. 675 00:45:20,543 --> 00:45:22,962 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm good. Yeah. 676 00:45:23,088 --> 00:45:25,215 - He's just jerking off his invisible friend. - No. 677 00:45:25,340 --> 00:45:27,258 Hey, so, where are the writers at? 678 00:45:27,383 --> 00:45:29,219 - Um, generally writers and guests are... - Oh, no, generally, 679 00:45:29,344 --> 00:45:31,513 but I knew a guy at the Lampoon who knows Dylan. 680 00:45:31,638 --> 00:45:34,557 Can I just find them to say hi? I might pitch a couple of areas for the gigglebots? 681 00:45:34,682 --> 00:45:36,059 Oh, well, we don't really have time. 682 00:45:36,184 --> 00:45:37,852 - We gotta kind of get up there. - It's cool, I'll find him. 683 00:45:40,730 --> 00:45:42,649 Hey, Rome, how you doing? 684 00:45:42,774 --> 00:45:46,027 I've just been on TV waxing lyrical about me and dad out 685 00:45:46,152 --> 00:45:50,532 murdering trout and singing sea shanties around the old marshmallow hole. 686 00:45:50,865 --> 00:45:53,493 - Have you read this thing? - Now, I talked dad down. 687 00:45:53,618 --> 00:45:57,247 - He wanted us all to appear on a talk show. - Get the fuck out of here. 688 00:45:57,372 --> 00:45:59,707 Sitting on a couch together I thought would be very gauche. 689 00:45:59,833 --> 00:46:04,420 So I drafted this to land and to end debate He wants us all to sign it. 690 00:46:04,546 --> 00:46:07,215 Man, this is quite a rich brew. 691 00:46:07,340 --> 00:46:10,552 Well, I think a formal response really draws a line under it. 692 00:46:11,636 --> 00:46:14,514 I'm sure you're being asked, so this is just us very clearly saying 693 00:46:14,639 --> 00:46:16,266 that we're not a part of Kendall's thing. 694 00:46:18,351 --> 00:46:20,520 What? You would have to say it's accurate. 695 00:46:20,645 --> 00:46:22,689 Yeah, accurate like Oswald was accurate. 696 00:46:22,814 --> 00:46:25,275 I want us all to sign it for release to media tonight. 697 00:46:28,862 --> 00:46:34,826 I mean, it's kind of It's kind of a greeting card from hell. 698 00:46:35,034 --> 00:46:38,246 - What? - It's a Times New Roman firing squad. 699 00:46:38,371 --> 00:46:41,499 Yeah, it's pretty horrible, you know? 700 00:46:42,083 --> 00:46:45,712 Well. It's all basically verified so... 701 00:46:45,837 --> 00:46:50,258 Well, yeah, drug addict, serial liar, absentee father, 702 00:46:50,675 --> 00:46:53,511 history of his own problematic relations with women. 703 00:46:53,636 --> 00:46:55,972 - Which of those isn't true? - No. It's accurate, you know. 704 00:46:56,097 --> 00:46:59,475 But this would be out there, like, forever. 705 00:46:59,601 --> 00:47:02,395 You know, PGN pulls up that photo of me with the pony tail 706 00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:04,230 anytime they wanna make me look untrustworthy. 707 00:47:04,355 --> 00:47:06,816 Okay. Look, Kendall is on a mission. 708 00:47:06,941 --> 00:47:09,152 And he's not going to stop unless we take his legs out. 709 00:47:09,277 --> 00:47:11,946 And did dad want for all of us to do this? 710 00:47:12,071 --> 00:47:14,282 It's more powerful if it comes from all three of us. 711 00:47:17,202 --> 00:47:19,078 - Now, you're full of shit. - What? 712 00:47:19,204 --> 00:47:21,247 - I'm... I'm not signing this. - Roman, why not? 713 00:47:21,873 --> 00:47:25,084 Because I don't want to. It makes me feel unwell. 714 00:47:25,752 --> 00:47:28,338 He taught me how to aim my peepee in the toilet. 715 00:47:28,463 --> 00:47:29,839 The fuck? That's not a reason, Roman. 716 00:47:29,964 --> 00:47:32,425 Take me to reason court and fucking sue me. 717 00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,094 Roman, we all have to do things we don't want to sometimes. 718 00:47:35,220 --> 00:47:38,890 I just don't. This is not in my best interest, so, no. 719 00:47:41,601 --> 00:47:44,312 - Connor? - Well, I don't wanna be a bitch. 720 00:47:44,437 --> 00:47:48,691 But my signature is valuable real estate and I'm not giving it away for free. 721 00:47:48,816 --> 00:47:53,321 - Okay. What do you want? - I would like some consideration. 722 00:47:53,780 --> 00:47:56,449 I would like some suck, suck on my dicky-dick. 723 00:47:56,574 --> 00:47:58,618 - Oh, my God. - Same. 724 00:47:58,743 --> 00:48:00,828 I'm feeling brutally un-suck-sucked right now. 725 00:48:00,954 --> 00:48:02,538 You're babies. 726 00:48:02,705 --> 00:48:05,667 - Take my name off, please. - Fine. I'll do it myself. 727 00:48:06,042 --> 00:48:08,169 Thanks all the fucking help as always. 728 00:48:09,545 --> 00:48:13,216 Um, it's so good to see so many of you here to tonight. 729 00:48:13,341 --> 00:48:16,928 Our amazing advertisers, and, you know, we'd be nothing without you. 730 00:48:17,053 --> 00:48:21,307 And I just wanna say to you all whatever is happening up in the clouds, 731 00:48:21,432 --> 00:48:26,854 where the gods play a little rough and tumble, down here, it is very much, business as usual. 732 00:48:26,980 --> 00:48:31,401 So here's to you, here's to weathering the storm. 733 00:48:32,944 --> 00:48:35,321 Yeah, like that's... that's closer to the idea... 734 00:48:35,446 --> 00:48:37,365 Here they are. 735 00:48:37,740 --> 00:48:41,369 The geniuses at work! Clickity- clack, clickity-clack. 736 00:48:41,494 --> 00:48:42,996 - Okay. Hello. - Dylan? 737 00:48:43,121 --> 00:48:45,081 - Yeah? - Yeah, hey, I I knew Pat at the Lampoon. 738 00:48:45,206 --> 00:48:47,500 - Oh, okay. - He says you're like a super funny dude. 739 00:48:47,625 --> 00:48:49,794 - Oh, well - Yeah. No, you are. 740 00:48:49,919 --> 00:48:51,713 I just wanted to drop by and let you guys know 741 00:48:52,130 --> 00:48:55,967 you do awesome work, very smart, very satirical. 742 00:48:56,092 --> 00:48:57,468 - Cool. Thanks, man. - Yeah, yeah. 743 00:48:57,593 --> 00:49:00,847 - Hey, listen, I want you guys to hit me. - Yes. 744 00:49:00,972 --> 00:49:03,433 Just Rickles the fuck out of Oedipussy here? 745 00:49:03,558 --> 00:49:06,227 - I can take it. - Well, it's just the show so... 746 00:49:06,352 --> 00:49:08,313 - Yeah, yeah. It's the show. - You know. 747 00:49:08,438 --> 00:49:10,982 - Hey. Ken, can I grab for a second? - Hey. These are the writers. 748 00:49:11,107 --> 00:49:13,318 - Hi. - Dylan, my man. Hurt me. 749 00:49:13,443 --> 00:49:14,986 - Ken. Ken. - Fucking hurt me. 750 00:49:15,111 --> 00:49:18,072 - Please. - Jesus Christ. 751 00:49:18,197 --> 00:49:20,033 - What's up? - I'm not sure how wide this has gone, 752 00:49:20,158 --> 00:49:22,243 - I'm just seeing it now. But... - Okay. 753 00:49:22,368 --> 00:49:23,786 You should... 754 00:49:28,166 --> 00:49:29,709 - So... okay. - Yeah. 755 00:49:29,834 --> 00:49:36,883 So... So... What... what do I... What do we do with this? 756 00:49:37,759 --> 00:49:41,262 Because this is actually really sort of nothing, I think. 757 00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,892 - Yeah? - No, I wouldn't say it's nothing. 758 00:49:46,017 --> 00:49:47,894 That's below the belt. 759 00:49:48,478 --> 00:49:51,230 Is the world seeing this or or just basically us? 760 00:49:51,356 --> 00:49:53,441 Yeah the whole world. 761 00:49:54,776 --> 00:49:57,320 Can we ask them not to use it tonight? Will they mention it? 762 00:49:57,445 --> 00:50:01,574 - I think they'll probably mention it. - But they but it's private, I feel like... 763 00:50:01,699 --> 00:50:04,369 Yeah. But it's not private. 764 00:50:05,703 --> 00:50:07,372 - No. - No. Okay. 765 00:50:07,789 --> 00:50:11,209 I mean, can I still go on? I feel like I still go on, right? 766 00:50:13,336 --> 00:50:15,296 - Yeah, I know. I think it's fine. - Yeah. 767 00:50:15,421 --> 00:50:18,841 It's just the kind of thing where we just maybe steer away from it. 768 00:50:18,966 --> 00:50:21,344 - You know? Maybe... - Here, here. 769 00:50:22,428 --> 00:50:25,223 - Right. So, my concern is that it might... - Yeah. 770 00:50:25,348 --> 00:50:28,226 - It might be weird if we don't mention it. - Sure. 771 00:50:29,102 --> 00:50:31,354 - Absolutely. - Okay. Good. 772 00:50:31,813 --> 00:50:34,107 Look, it is big of you to come here. 773 00:50:34,232 --> 00:50:36,442 - We wanna be fair. - Totally. And I'm game. 774 00:50:36,567 --> 00:50:37,944 - Okay. That's great. - Yeah. 775 00:50:38,069 --> 00:50:41,864 There's just a you know, a possibility with all the legal of it 776 00:50:41,989 --> 00:50:44,492 that I might have to bow out, but we're good. 777 00:50:44,617 --> 00:50:46,369 - We're good. - Right. 778 00:50:48,621 --> 00:50:52,208 - We tape in 15 minutes. - Sure, no, and I'd help with that. Obviously. 779 00:50:52,333 --> 00:50:55,795 - Right. How would you help with that? - I know people. 780 00:50:56,129 --> 00:50:59,173 You... You're gonna what? Call Jay-Z and get him to... 781 00:50:59,298 --> 00:51:00,675 - Yeah. A name. - to do the show in 15 minutes? 782 00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:02,176 - I can do that. - No, no. 783 00:51:02,802 --> 00:51:04,178 I think you're over-thinking this. 784 00:51:04,303 --> 00:51:07,181 It's a comedy show. We're gonna we're gonna have fun. 785 00:51:07,306 --> 00:51:09,809 And Sophie is tough, but she's fair. 786 00:51:09,934 --> 00:51:12,687 Look, and you're our guest. 787 00:51:12,812 --> 00:51:14,564 - So... - No, I know. You're right. 788 00:51:14,689 --> 00:51:18,109 - Yeah. So we're... we're good? - Okay. Yeah, no, for sure. 789 00:51:18,234 --> 00:51:19,652 - Okay. - Okay. 790 00:51:19,777 --> 00:51:21,154 Great. 791 00:52:59,752 --> 00:53:01,128 Hey! 792 00:53:03,923 --> 00:53:06,217 - Hey. - What are you in for? 793 00:53:06,342 --> 00:53:10,388 Ah, me? Just running some numbers with Gerri on you know, 794 00:53:11,264 --> 00:53:16,018 the fucking getting the distribution deals for these Fucking... It's murder. 795 00:53:17,061 --> 00:53:19,105 - Good kid. - Yeah. Uh-huh. 796 00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:23,943 Um, but sorry about the letter or whatever, I just... 797 00:53:24,068 --> 00:53:25,611 Keeping your nose out, huh? 798 00:53:25,736 --> 00:53:28,823 - Well, I don't know, I guess. - Smart cookie, huh? 799 00:53:29,574 --> 00:53:32,410 - Smart little fucking cookie, hey? - Well, you know? 800 00:53:33,786 --> 00:53:37,123 - I, saw your little interview. - Oh, right. 801 00:53:37,248 --> 00:53:40,376 - Yeah, we don't have to dissect that. - "Ooo, I wuv my daddy". 802 00:53:43,254 --> 00:53:45,464 - Yeah. - I never figured you for a faggot. 803 00:53:47,091 --> 00:53:49,051 - I'm kidding. I'm kidding. - I know, I know. 804 00:53:49,260 --> 00:53:53,389 So what's this, uh fishing thing? 805 00:53:53,514 --> 00:53:57,310 - I don't remember. - Oh, yeah, that was, Connor, actually. 806 00:53:57,435 --> 00:53:59,020 Connor took me on that. 807 00:53:59,145 --> 00:54:04,483 But, you know, single multi-use happy childhood memory. So yeah. 808 00:54:06,652 --> 00:54:08,613 "Oh, my God. Such sad news." 809 00:54:08,738 --> 00:54:12,867 "Guess what, we're down a guest. Oedipussy has ghosted my ass." 810 00:54:13,826 --> 00:54:19,332 "Yeah. And I'm like heartbroken, because I had so many names I was going to call him." 811 00:54:19,707 --> 00:54:21,083 Wokestar Royco. 812 00:54:21,584 --> 00:54:24,670 "Benedickhead Arnold, Paranoid Kendroid." 813 00:54:24,795 --> 00:54:30,635 "But honestly, nothing could be as brutal as the open letter his own sister released." 814 00:54:31,052 --> 00:54:34,430 ""I am deeply concerned for the wellbeing of my brother."" 815 00:54:34,555 --> 00:54:37,975 ""Our entire family has supported him through his many attempts"" 816 00:54:38,142 --> 00:54:41,479 ""at rehabilitation for his multiple addictions."" 817 00:54:41,646 --> 00:54:44,690 ""But the events of the last days have made it clear"" 818 00:54:44,940 --> 00:54:48,110 ""that our hopes for his recovery were misplaced."" 819 00:54:48,235 --> 00:54:51,322 ""I've now been a direct witness to his misogynistic rants"" 820 00:54:51,447 --> 00:54:54,075 ""and comparisons to world historical figures"" 821 00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:57,662 ""that were suggestive of grandiose and disordered thinking"" 822 00:54:57,787 --> 00:55:01,415 ""and I would ask that people give my brother privacy and consideration"" 823 00:55:01,540 --> 00:55:04,043 ""during this difficult time."" 824 00:55:04,919 --> 00:55:09,173 "And that's from his sister and she's the fucking nice one." 825 00:55:16,055 --> 00:55:19,350 - The FBI is downstairs. - What? 826 00:55:19,934 --> 00:55:21,727 - Yeah. - Tell them to fuck off. 827 00:55:21,852 --> 00:55:23,604 Yeah, these are the ones who don't fuck off. 828 00:55:23,729 --> 00:55:26,315 - This is a search warrant. - What do they do at the front desk? 829 00:55:26,774 --> 00:55:28,150 What are we doing? They're at the gates. 830 00:55:28,275 --> 00:55:30,695 - Can we call Southern district? - Okay. 831 00:55:30,820 --> 00:55:32,822 - Get Layo, get, get, get, get, get. - Okay, okay. 832 00:55:33,322 --> 00:55:35,241 Can we stall 'em? Shall I call Michelle-Anne? 833 00:55:35,366 --> 00:55:39,245 No, I think that the Deputy Attorney General got spooked by you talking to Michelle-Anne. 834 00:55:39,370 --> 00:55:42,331 Well, what the fuck did Michelle-Anne do? She's got no fucking acumen. 835 00:55:42,456 --> 00:55:44,625 Well, I guess the Government isn't a fucking Pez dispenser. 836 00:55:44,750 --> 00:55:46,460 You don't push a button and something pops out the other end. 837 00:55:46,585 --> 00:55:48,963 - Yes, I am well-aware. - There's about 20 of them down there. 838 00:55:49,088 --> 00:55:51,173 Why don't we just ask them if they can come back tomorrow? 839 00:55:51,298 --> 00:55:54,677 Logan, they are coming up, and if you don't open the door, they will kick it in. 840 00:55:54,802 --> 00:55:57,930 And if you don't open the filing cabinet, they will pull out a crow bar. 841 00:55:58,055 --> 00:56:00,933 This is a show of resolve and there are cameras outside 842 00:56:01,058 --> 00:56:04,186 and they do not need to see the FBI meeting any resistance. 843 00:56:04,311 --> 00:56:05,688 What do we say? 844 00:56:17,366 --> 00:56:18,826 Cooperate. 845 00:56:18,951 --> 00:56:20,578 - Open up. Let them in. - Come on. Let's go. 846 00:56:20,703 --> 00:56:24,248 Okay. I will call down and I'll ask to talk to the lead agent and we will work something out. 847 00:56:24,373 --> 00:56:26,208 - Okay. - We're cooperating? 848 00:56:26,333 --> 00:56:27,835 We're cooperating. 849 00:56:28,002 --> 00:56:33,591 Get the special committee, shift the legals. We're cooperating. 850 00:56:35,134 --> 00:56:39,805 People watch our channel for so long, we had to animate our logo 851 00:56:39,930 --> 00:56:42,475 because it was burning into people's screens. 852 00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:45,811 I mean, that is how loyal the viewers are. 853 00:56:45,936 --> 00:56:50,399 And you know, we will survive this whole episode because... Because of our strength, 854 00:56:50,524 --> 00:56:55,070 because of our depth of talent, and because of our values. 855 00:56:55,196 --> 00:56:58,073 Our true values. Yes? 856 00:57:07,917 --> 00:57:09,919 Um, guys, just a little heads-up. 857 00:57:10,252 --> 00:57:13,547 And this is not something I want us to get out of proportion or spoil the evening, 858 00:57:13,672 --> 00:57:17,051 but it would that seem some agents of Federal law enforcement 859 00:57:17,176 --> 00:57:19,553 are raiding the premises right now. 860 00:57:19,678 --> 00:57:22,556 So if you see them, that's what that is. 861 00:57:27,061 --> 00:57:30,606 It's fine. It's fine. Just fucking leave it. 862 00:57:33,192 --> 00:57:38,906 "As you can see, the FBI is currently raiding Waystar headquarters in lower Manhattan." 863 00:57:39,114 --> 00:57:43,285 "In order to execute an..."