1 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:09,968 ♪ ("HONESTY" BY BILLY JOEL PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) ♪ 2 00:00:10,051 --> 00:00:11,678 SOUND TECH: That looks good. 3 00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:16,683 (SINGING) ♪ If you search for tenderness ♪ 4 00:00:16,766 --> 00:00:19,811 ♪ Its isn't hard to find ♪ 5 00:00:19,894 --> 00:00:23,440 ♪ You can have the love You need to live ♪ 6 00:00:26,484 --> 00:00:28,820 ♪ But if you look For truthfulness ♪ 7 00:00:28,903 --> 00:00:32,323 ♪ You might just as well Be blind ♪ 8 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:39,122 ♪ It always seems to be So hard to give ♪ 9 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:45,712 ♪ Honesty is such A lonely word ♪ 10 00:00:45,795 --> 00:00:50,508 ♪ Everyone is so untrue ♪ 11 00:00:52,802 --> 00:00:54,179 Yeah, I think we're good. That's good. 12 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:57,682 ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ 13 00:00:57,766 --> 00:00:59,017 -Yeah? -Yeah. 14 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:01,853 -Yeah? -Yeah. I mean, yeah. 15 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:03,813 Pretty good, man. 16 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,315 That means funny, right? 17 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:06,733 I think good. 18 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:09,569 And then you're gonna do the-- 19 00:01:09,652 --> 00:01:11,613 -Your whole, like, thing? -Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 20 00:01:11,696 --> 00:01:14,449 I mean fuck it, right? Just fucking go nut-nut. 21 00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:16,701 Pure excess, full bore, yeah? 22 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:20,163 Yeah. 23 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:24,209 -What? No? -No-- Yeah, I th-- I think. 24 00:01:24,292 --> 00:01:27,170 No, it's like I've gone anti-fragile. 25 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:29,005 I can-- I can accommodate anything. 26 00:01:29,088 --> 00:01:31,174 If I start second guessing, it collapses. 27 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:35,678 Right. I think that is right. 28 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:39,265 This is the full fucking thing. It's gonna be epic. 29 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:42,560 (THROUGH MICROPHONE) This is the full fucking thing! 30 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:48,858 ♪ ("SUCCESSION" THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 31 00:03:06,185 --> 00:03:09,898 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 32 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:16,988 (SIGHS) 33 00:03:23,494 --> 00:03:25,413 We're good, right? All makes sense? 34 00:03:25,496 --> 00:03:29,751 Mm. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, this is great work, Rome. 35 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:31,920 Well, obviously, the main thing is the... 36 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:34,130 organizational cultural thing. 37 00:03:34,213 --> 00:03:35,465 Mm. Mm-hmm. 38 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:38,301 I think, you know, everyone agrees that GoJo makes sense. 39 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:39,928 No one needs persuading of that. 40 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:42,639 Ah, well, kind of regret staying up all night 41 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:44,182 with my assholes then. 42 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:47,852 No. It's just about, you know, us here who get it, 43 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:51,022 oiling the wheels and making sure there's no friction. 44 00:03:51,105 --> 00:03:52,732 Well, of course. I mean, I would say 45 00:03:52,815 --> 00:03:54,859 we can handle the human stuff without too much issue. 46 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:55,944 That needn't concern us. 47 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:58,321 That actually comes naturally to some of us. 48 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:00,657 Which is why I focused 49 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:03,284 on integration benefits and deal detail. 50 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:05,536 Great. Yeah. I'm just saying, big picture. 51 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:08,122 Well, big picture is made from small details, so... 52 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:09,791 -TOM WAMBSGANS: Guys, guys, honestly. -Business lesson. 53 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:11,793 It's just nerves. You've done really great work. 54 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:14,379 Let's go and help your dad make the deal. 55 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:16,172 Yeah. All right. 56 00:04:16,255 --> 00:04:19,092 -Nice rally call, Braveheart. -I try, I try. 57 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:21,010 -And you're going tonight? -Ken Fest? 58 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,679 -Yeah. -I wouldn't think so. 59 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:25,390 Uh, if Matsson does, maybe for follow up? 60 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:29,227 Gonna be pretty horrific. Your brother in a porta-potty rolling down a hill. 61 00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:31,771 -(CHUCKLES) -I might have to go just to see how bad it is. 62 00:04:31,854 --> 00:04:33,314 Aww, brudders. 63 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:35,316 Fuck you. It's pure rubbernecking. 64 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,360 Okay. What's this? 65 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:39,904 SHIV ROY: Uh, maybe Mattson's here early? 66 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:41,489 Or she's gonna give birth 67 00:04:41,572 --> 00:04:43,700 to Dad's baby while we chant a Satanic mass. 68 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:46,160 It's like he's having a midlife crisis, aged 80. 69 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:48,746 -It's fine. -No, it's not, Rome. 70 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:50,832 He's fucking an assistant who's 50 years younger than him. 71 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:52,333 It's not a crisis. That's normal. 72 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:53,835 It's the opposite of a crisis. 73 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:55,795 We should all be so fucking lucky. 74 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:57,296 -Hiya. -KARL MULLER: (LAUGHING) That's so funny. 75 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:59,048 Oh. Okay. Champagne? 76 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:02,802 Uh, did you do it already? Did you land GoJo already without us, Dad? 77 00:05:02,885 --> 00:05:04,095 We're not celebrating. 78 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:06,889 Long road ahead. 79 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:10,351 Lovely long open road. Wind in our hair. 80 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:11,853 Wind in your hair? 81 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:13,896 We've had a vibration. 82 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,857 I've been speaking to a contact 83 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:18,151 -with connections at DOJ. -Laurie? 84 00:05:18,234 --> 00:05:20,028 Well, we have a number of friends. 85 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:22,405 And the word is, on the down-low, 86 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:24,532 that they've seen everything now. 87 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:25,867 They've reviewed, 88 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:27,869 and they're happy with how we're engaging, 89 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:31,622 and they're coming to the view that Kendall overpromised. 90 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:34,542 And perhaps some men were terribly naughty back in the day, 91 00:05:34,625 --> 00:05:36,753 but nothing systemic, nothing sanctioned. 92 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:38,129 It's going to be a number. 93 00:05:40,798 --> 00:05:43,342 -Just a number? -Nothing custodial. 94 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:45,762 -For anyone. -Uh, no prison? 95 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:47,930 Nuh-uh. Nope, we don't think so. 96 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:50,183 -LOGAN ROY: Here's to us! -ALL: To us! 97 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:53,394 And... to justice! 98 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,938 ALL: To justice. Yeah. 99 00:05:56,647 --> 00:05:59,067 (EXHALES) I'll remember. 100 00:05:59,817 --> 00:06:01,652 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 101 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:05,990 Well, congratulations, Dad. You've done it again. 102 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:07,492 It's great. (CHUCKLES) 103 00:06:07,575 --> 00:06:09,869 Let's just hope you don't do it again, right? 104 00:06:09,952 --> 00:06:12,538 (CHUCKLES) No. Lessons learned. 105 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:17,251 (GULPS) And here's to Tom! 106 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:19,754 Uh, long road ahead. No premature celebrations. 107 00:06:19,837 --> 00:06:22,256 Mm-hmm, absolutely. Amen to that! 108 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:23,633 Top me up, why don't ya? 109 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:25,676 Take me home, country roads! 110 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,303 Just gonna run to the little boy's room. 111 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:30,640 Okay. Okay. Enough, enough. No more mooning. 112 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:35,103 No more backslapping. GoJo! GoJo! GoJo! 113 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:40,108 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 114 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:45,321 (INDISTINCT MUTTERING) 115 00:06:46,614 --> 00:06:49,992 -(KNOCKING ON DOOR) -Hello. Oh-oh-oh-oh. 116 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:51,452 Hello. 117 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:00,711 (EXHALES) 118 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,048 Hey, scooch over a little bit, buddy. 119 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:05,174 Mm-hmm. 120 00:07:08,427 --> 00:07:11,097 (CLICKS TONGUE) Thank you, Greg. 121 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:14,392 Yes! 122 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:19,355 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 123 00:07:19,438 --> 00:07:21,649 -Yes! Yes! Yes! -Hey, hey, hey, hey. 124 00:07:22,358 --> 00:07:24,443 (SCREAMS) 125 00:07:25,736 --> 00:07:27,071 Yeah, fuck yeah! 126 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:29,532 -What? What? (PANTS) -(TOM YELLS) 127 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:33,703 What is going on? Wh-- Are you okay? 128 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:39,625 Apologies, Greg, I may have gotten a little carried away. 129 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:41,794 But I just popped around to say... 130 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:44,922 that no one is going to jail. 131 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:47,633 Gerri spoke to the DOJ... 132 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:51,679 and the Waystar Two... (BREATHES SHAKILY) ...are free. 133 00:07:51,762 --> 00:07:54,557 Okay. Is it real? 134 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:01,814 ♪ (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 135 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:21,250 It was good news. 136 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:32,094 (GRUNTS) 137 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:35,640 (GROANS) 138 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:37,558 What are we looking at in terms of, uh, 139 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:38,976 what are the responses looking like? 140 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:42,605 Uh, I think about 80 percent of your A-list is yeses 141 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:44,899 and 15 percent are maybes. 142 00:08:44,982 --> 00:08:47,902 Okay. Well, maybes are nos, let's not live in a dream world. 143 00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:49,820 But, uh, who's in? 144 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:51,405 Off the top of my head, it's great. 145 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:55,534 -Um, Dion, Barry, JP, David... -KENDALL ROY: Nice. 146 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:59,538 ...Anna, Tom, Tory, Jeff, Elon, Lukas, 147 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:03,709 Jennifer and Emma, yeses. Chloe is still a maybe. 148 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:08,673 And, uh... (CLICKS TONGUE) ...and the sibs? 149 00:09:08,756 --> 00:09:11,759 COMFRY PELLITS: Um, yeah, uh... 150 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:16,055 Okay. No. Whatever. Fine. Fine. 151 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,767 This is fucking cool, Comfry. Hey, hey, listen, 152 00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:22,812 you have a good time, too, yeah? Like everyone, 153 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:26,232 servers, fucking... the imagineers, the DJ crew, 154 00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:27,942 you know, this is highly egalitarian, 155 00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:30,903 like, do your job, but fucking get your drink on 156 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,405 get your buzz on. 157 00:09:32,488 --> 00:09:34,115 There's no boundaries if you're cool. 158 00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:38,286 Mission Control out! Shit is about to pop off! 159 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:39,495 (GUESTS CHEER) 160 00:09:39,578 --> 00:09:41,580 -Party! -(GUESTS LAUGH) 161 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:44,709 -It's my birthday! Fuck you! 162 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:46,335 -(NAOMI PIERCE LAUGHS) -KENDALL: Whoo! 163 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:49,964 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 164 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:52,591 Hey, hey. 165 00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,599 (QUIETLY) There might be a problem with GoJo. 166 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:03,769 Okay. Where's Matsson? 167 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:06,856 He's sent Sherpas. He's not coming. 168 00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:12,236 Okay. 169 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:19,785 It's off. Tell these kids to fuck off. Meeting cancelled. 170 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:23,456 (SCOFFS) Okay, well, what's the downside, Dad? 171 00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:25,666 You know, meet these guys, could read petulant not to? 172 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,043 If he wants to send a nobody-- 173 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:30,171 Well, his CFO and a whole team of, uh, people... 174 00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:33,883 He's going to this fucking party, isn't he? Huh? 175 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:36,552 Where is he? Getting his nails done, 176 00:10:36,635 --> 00:10:37,928 asshole whitened? 177 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:39,930 I think we might have to court him 178 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,974 -a little, is the thing. -Ah. Nah, nah, nah, nah. 179 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,310 It's bad fucking juju to start like this. 180 00:10:44,393 --> 00:10:46,270 Can we not at least talk 181 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:49,357 -to the nobodies a little... -No! No. We have other options. 182 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:50,983 Do we, though? This could be our last chance 183 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,860 to avoid the legacy media graveyard. 184 00:10:52,943 --> 00:10:56,530 Frank's reached out to Nan about Pierce. 185 00:10:56,614 --> 00:11:00,451 What? Seriously? We're going after Pierce again? 186 00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:01,744 It's exciting. 187 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,539 Okay. That's it. Everyone back to work. 188 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,253 The deal makes sense. It's a great deal. 189 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,339 but he won't make the deal because he's an arrogant prick. 190 00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:16,634 Fine. Matsson's an asshole. Fucking of course he is. 191 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:19,095 But do we burn our only parachute because of that? 192 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:21,138 LOGAN: It's just smart business, Shiv. 193 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:24,392 I don't wanna pay over the odds. And eventually, 194 00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:26,519 the market will make him make the deal. 195 00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:28,896 -Unless someone makes a better offer first. -(CHUCKLES) 196 00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:32,650 Yeah, Dad, this is it. We have a scale issue. 197 00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:34,402 Our streaming platform is for shit. 198 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:36,487 And-- and we have nothing that looks like growth. 199 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:38,114 This gets us consequentially into streaming, 200 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:41,492 it gets us into sports betting, it gets us into social media. 201 00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:42,535 We have a little window. 202 00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:44,412 Miss this, and we end up being a pilot fish 203 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:46,497 nibbling leftovers from Bezos's fucking teeth. 204 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:50,042 Kerry? What was it, that thing you said about Matsson? 205 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,419 He thinks he's a genius. 206 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:53,921 He's made one good piece of tech. Fuck him. 207 00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:56,549 We appreciate your input, Kerry, but "fuck him" 208 00:11:56,632 --> 00:11:59,635 -is not good tactics. -It is good tactics. 209 00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:03,264 Dad, please, if you don't wanna talk to Matsson, 210 00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:04,473 fine, but let me. 211 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,475 Or let me. Or we can both do it. 212 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,269 He's gonna be at the party, right? 213 00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:09,895 -You're going? -Mm-hmm. 214 00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:12,064 Can't hurt. 215 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:15,651 Fine. But don't go in too strong. 216 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:19,447 This is a black box and I don't want to overpay. 217 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,449 Mm-hmm. Yeah. Got it. I'm on it. 218 00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:24,326 Yeah, I-- I'll reorganize my diary. I got it. 219 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:27,037 Since you're going... 220 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:29,790 you might as well give him this in person. 221 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,625 Oh, yeah. Okay. 222 00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,711 What do you think? Do you think he'll like it? 223 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:39,758 -♪ (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) 224 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:42,761 (CROWD CHATTERING) 225 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:51,353 No, I just-- I feel amazing, you know? 226 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,981 My senses are heightened, the air smells sweeter. 227 00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:55,983 And, you know, it's like I can see the poetry 228 00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:57,693 and all little mundane things. 229 00:12:57,776 --> 00:12:59,528 -Mm-hmm. -It's-- I-- 230 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,155 I'm gonna get so fucked up. 231 00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:03,199 -Oh. -(CHUCKLES) Okay. Is that okay? 232 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,075 Yeah, you don't need my permission. 233 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,577 Like, how fucked up? 234 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:08,662 -Hi, there. -Hi, there. 235 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,331 -(CHUCKLES) -Tom Wambsgans! 236 00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:12,625 -Not going to prison. -Wow. 237 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,418 -Hi. -We're asking everyone 238 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,003 to hand in their coats and phones. 239 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:18,714 Kendall would like his present to be everyone being present. 240 00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:20,216 Yeah. Fuck off. I'm not doing that. 241 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,009 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, you're gonna have to tase us. 242 00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:24,220 -And your coat? (CHUCKLES) -Uh, nuh-uh, 243 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,972 I will remain coated, thank you, as is my right. 244 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,098 (CLICKS TONGUE) 245 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:30,559 So come on. What? What happened? 246 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,269 Ranch stuff. 247 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,146 What, a horse didn't want you to fuck it? What? 248 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,690 -He had a fall. -(CHUCKLES) Don't say, "had a fall," 249 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:38,651 that sounds like I'm 89. No! 250 00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:42,571 Maxim and I actually got some polling results, 251 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,864 we shared a Cognac, 252 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,824 and then I slipped doing a little Irish jig. 253 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,326 ROMAN ROY: Oh. Okay, ranch stuff. 254 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:48,744 -CONNOR ROY: Yeah. -ROMAN: Got it. Real cowboy. 255 00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:51,163 SHIV: Oh, my God. This feels disgustingly Kendall. 256 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,748 (RYTHMIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 257 00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:55,709 -So, where's Tabs? She busy? -Yeah. 258 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,795 -Again? Did you kill her? -Yeah. 259 00:13:57,878 --> 00:14:00,089 It's going great, I'll have you know. 260 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,341 She's just a bit boring is all. That's all I'm saying. 261 00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:04,677 Okay. The relationship was fine sexually 262 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,554 and you're loving the intimacy and all? 263 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,472 Yes. I love the intimacy. 264 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,266 I love people really getting to know me. 265 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,433 Uh-huh. Yeah. 266 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,227 Oh, like you're the fucking catch of the day. 267 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:14,770 You're more fucked up than I am. 268 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,439 NURSE: Congratulations! 269 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,859 You've just been born into the world of Kendall Roy! 270 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,570 Okay. Immersive theater. 271 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,863 I mean, I could have consulted, but whatever. 272 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,115 Oh, Jesus. 273 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:29,201 Uh, so if we've just been born, then, uh... 274 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,162 Oh, okay. So I'm inserting myself 275 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,664 into my mom's vagina now? 276 00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:34,873 -Wow. -Is that what's happening? 277 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,459 Cold and inhospitable, seems to check out. 278 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:41,046 I am repeatedly entering my own mother. 279 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,424 Is that-- That's not right. 280 00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,259 This is my mom's cooch, so you know. 281 00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:47,720 And, uh, you're implying that it's massive, so you might wanna... 282 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:49,805 tighten my mother's vagina. 283 00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:53,017 Hey, Tom Wambsgans, free man, how's it going? 284 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,768 Gregory Hirsch, uh, not going to prison. 285 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:57,354 -(LAUGHS) -Pleased to meet you! 286 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,648 Look at you all gussied up, you slick little fuck. 287 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,775 -Well, thank you. Nice. -Yes. 288 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,277 -Uh, feeling good? -Oh, yeah. 289 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,946 Say, have you seen, uh, Comfry? 290 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:09,992 Ken's PR? With the-- the hair always kind of in a... 291 00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:14,204 -messy... -TOM: Gregory John Hirsch. 292 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:15,581 You got a crush? 293 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,001 -Oh, my God. -What? 294 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:20,919 She seems like a nice person. 295 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,963 Well, I mean, she's way out of your league, man. I mean, 296 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:25,633 it's like a haunted scarecrow asking out Jackie Onassis. 297 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:26,717 It's a suicide mission. 298 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,260 Oh, yeah. Sure, sure, sure, Tom. 299 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,804 No, no, no. No, no. This is not a razz. 300 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,015 Greg. She's a goddess. 301 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,851 And you're a-- you're a nine-foot Cro-Magnon man. 302 00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:39,188 I mean, you shouldn't even be really thinking about her. 303 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:40,814 You're gonna put her in a tough spot. 304 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:44,276 Look, I'm not unaware of the discrepancy in terms of 305 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,112 -our physical circumstances. -It's a chasm. 306 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:51,450 Well, I have an initial approach which is... 307 00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:55,371 -"You're like a fascinating book I'd like to crack open." -(LAUGHS) 308 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,706 Okay. Well, how'd-- how'd you get Shiv? 309 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,668 -She's out of your league. -Oh! 310 00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,504 -Testy, Greg! -Well? 311 00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:06,507 Well, Greg, I'll tell you. I got a dick the size of a red sequoia 312 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:09,968 and I fuck like a bullet train. Okay? Satisfied? 313 00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:13,472 -Prove it. -What? 314 00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:14,973 ♪ (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) ♪ 315 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,892 SHIV: Okay, so where's Matsson? 316 00:16:16,975 --> 00:16:19,061 ROMAN: Probably standing in a corner somewhere, 317 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:22,189 -monitoring his biometrics from his watch. -(CHUCKLES) 318 00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,149 Should we just say hi to Ken really fast? 319 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:27,861 -Just to get it out of the way? -Uh, yeah. Oh, hey, hey, Berry. 320 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,446 -Hi. -Where's Ken? 321 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:30,906 Uh, VIP. 322 00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:32,074 Uh-huh. Okay. 323 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,826 ♪ You ain't know She came for the skeet ♪ 324 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:35,035 ♪ Got pipe for the cheeks ♪ 325 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,453 ♪ Nigga I'm the life of the beat ♪ 326 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,038 ♪ Fuck that This year gotta eat ♪ 327 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,206 ♪ B-bounce for the crown ♪ 328 00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:40,708 ♪ You be hating And I still hold it down... ♪ 329 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,543 Today is pretty fucking iconic. 330 00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:43,627 NAOMI: Yeah. 331 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:44,920 ♪ Bruh, man That bitch need a pound ♪ 332 00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:46,839 ♪ Tip, tip, tip Bounce out her gown ♪ 333 00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:48,257 ♪ Hands high to the sound... ♪ 334 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:51,510 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second. Who-- who-- who let you guys in? 335 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,723 -This is friends only. -Oh. Shouldn't it be empty then? 336 00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,683 -Beat me by one second. -(CHUCKLES) 337 00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:59,518 -Happy birthday, old man. -Um... 338 00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:01,979 Just to say, I'm only here because I heard this was going 339 00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:04,022 to be a five-dimensional catastrophe 340 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,983 and I want to watch you crash and burn. 341 00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:09,236 -Come here. -Oh. Yeah, all right. Hugsy. 342 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:10,571 Man, it's like you feel old. 343 00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:12,322 Are you sure you're only 40? You look like shit. 344 00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,408 ♪ Man of the bounce, bruh I see girls everywhere... ♪ 345 00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:16,827 What? No card? I'm disappointed, 346 00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,038 because you normally write me such lovely letters. 347 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,748 Oh, yeah. No, I couldn't find one that said 348 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,167 both "Happy Birthday" and "Get Well Soon." 349 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,963 Well... I'm glad you came. 350 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,340 -It says a lot. -Yeah, it was a ten-minute drive. 351 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:32,009 Uh-huh. 352 00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:34,470 Okay. Well, give me a hug before you start weeping. 353 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,639 It's good to see you. 354 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,433 -CONNOR: Hi, Kenny. (LAUGHS) -KENDALL: Holy shit. 355 00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:41,226 -Holy shit. Gang's all here? -Yeah. 356 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,896 -Happy birthday. -Thank you. Hey, man, what-- 357 00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:45,481 what-- what-- what's this? What happened? 358 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:50,110 Well, little overexcited about a political breakthrough, so... 359 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,320 -Okay. -CONNOR: Yeah. 360 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:52,946 But what-- what's with the coat? You're not staying or... 361 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,156 It's a coat. I like it. 362 00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:56,909 So, what do you think? 363 00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:58,160 It's cool. Can I ask you, 364 00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:59,953 did you ask for Mommy's permission 365 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:02,498 for the use of her, uh, squatch? 366 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,666 What? From a copyright perspective? 367 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,835 Well, it's just, you know, call me old-fashioned, 368 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,796 but I think you should ask before you construct 369 00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,839 a giant replica of someone's vagina. No? 370 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,592 Roman, relax. Yes, you can take it home with you. 371 00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:16,929 Okay. So. Go on, tell us. Who's here? 372 00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:18,430 -Who isn't? -Your dad. 373 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:19,890 -Your mom. -Your wife and kids. 374 00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:22,226 ROMAN: Any real friends. 375 00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:24,520 I mean business folks, yeah. Stewy? 376 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,522 I mean, honestly, we could do with building some bridges. 377 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,399 So, yeah, Lawrence Yee? Lukas Matsson? 378 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,151 Yeah, yeah. They're all here. Somewhere. 379 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,569 Mm-hmm. 380 00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,321 Hey, I got something to show you. This way. This way. 381 00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:35,572 -ROMAN: Great. -CONNOR: Hey, Will. 382 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,199 -WILLA FERREYRA: Yeah. -Hey, Nay. 383 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,201 KENDALL: Nay, I-- I-- I-- I'm gonna show these guys around. 384 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,495 ROMAN: Hey, uh, I actually got something from, uh, Dad, 385 00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:43,455 and myself, I suppose. 386 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:44,706 -What is it? -ROMAN: Oh, 387 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,917 it's, uh, it's your baby teeth and an iTunes gift card. 388 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,710 It's nice. No, it's a-- it's a nice thing. 389 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:49,962 We-- we hope you'll like it. 390 00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:53,549 -Okay. Let me show you some shit. -CONNOR: Okay. 391 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,804 So, I consulted with Gladwell and Harari, 392 00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:01,974 and Lovelock and Popcorn, and this in here, 393 00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,517 it's, uh, it's pretty technical, 394 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,352 but this is the best we could come up with 395 00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:07,396 on the likely directions of society, 396 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,481 so a little dry, but... 397 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,525 accurate, I would say. 398 00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:12,776 -Accurate. -CONNOR: President. 399 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:18,782 ROMAN: Hmm. Not a bad way to go. 400 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:21,827 Also, we got people in here picturing me jerking off, 401 00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:23,120 so who's the real winner? 402 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:24,997 Oh, man. 403 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,544 What if McCartney tweets this? 404 00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:34,715 This is not-- I mean, jokes are all very well and... 405 00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:36,675 Come on, man, I'm breaking through. 406 00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:39,011 Ken, I'm not sure that you're aware, but Conn is polling 407 00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:42,306 -very close to one percent so... -ROMAN: One percent? 408 00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:43,599 -KENDALL: Really? -Congrats. 409 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:44,975 That's four million people, 410 00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:47,102 and it's enough to sway the race. 411 00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:49,855 And I am interested to see who comes crawling first, 412 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,815 Merkel, begging for me to save democracy 413 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:54,526 or Soros serenading me from the trees. 414 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,404 ROMAN: You did, however, actually shit your bag. 415 00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:59,406 Yeah, you know why? Because I took you two fucking assholes 416 00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:01,325 on a camping trip 'cause Dad couldn't be bothered. 417 00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:02,659 -That's why! -KENDALL: Okay, okay, okay. 418 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,286 -And I ate some bad fucking fish. -Hey, hey, hey. 419 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,163 -Okay. Okay. Okay. Hey. -This is bullshit! 420 00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:07,831 Hey, excuse me, hey, can we-- can we take down 421 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,541 the crap sack Conner piece, please? 422 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,252 Conn? Conn? Conn? 423 00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,296 It's coming down. It's a joke, okay? 424 00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:15,797 -Come on, man. Loosen up. -CONNOR: I'm good. 425 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:18,550 -Okay. Okay. Okay. -Lose the coat, yeah? 426 00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:22,512 (LAUGHS) Okay. 427 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:24,681 All right, I gotta circulate. We can check in later. 428 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,558 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be great -I'd like that. 429 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,769 It's a great night. I'm happy you're here. 430 00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:30,771 -Fucking best birthday ever. -SHIV: Mm-hmm. 431 00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:33,774 Okay. Later. 432 00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:37,986 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -♪ (MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY) ♪ 433 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,603 ♪ (SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 434 00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:30,998 Wow. Wow, wow. 435 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:34,126 ♪ (LOUD MUSIC RESUMES) ♪ 436 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,633 Hey. Hey, hey. 437 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:44,886 Hey. Oh, I think there's a line at the treehouse, actually. 438 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,723 Can you fix, please? Thank you. 439 00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:50,517 -What's up? -Hey, I'm glad I ran into you. 440 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,394 Yeah, yeah, me too. 441 00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:57,190 Right, because I might have to brief the press against you. 442 00:21:57,274 --> 00:22:00,527 Oh. The-- the-- the whole press? 443 00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:03,905 Yeah. Just Kendall's really going balls-to-the-wall 444 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,616 -and you know, you're on the other team. -Hmm. 445 00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:11,747 But I'm gonna try to keep it targeted rather than terminal. 446 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:13,832 Thank you kindly, ma'am. (CHUCKLES) 447 00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:16,084 That's-- that's very kind of you. 448 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,420 How-- how can I possibly repay you? 449 00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:20,422 -PARTY STAFF: Hey, Comf? -You're a very fair maiden 450 00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:23,633 for-- for such activities, uh, for such a kind-- 451 00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:25,969 A very evenhanded maiden. 452 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,891 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 453 00:22:31,349 --> 00:22:32,476 You good? 454 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,102 Yeah, yeah. 455 00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:41,568 Yeah, so-- so-- Dad sent me something for my birthday. 456 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,153 NAOMI: Okay? 457 00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:47,240 It's a little Trojan mindfuck. 458 00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:49,868 He's trying to slip a maggot in the candy apple. 459 00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:52,579 He's offering to buy me out of my share in the company. 460 00:22:52,662 --> 00:22:58,502 Okay. Wow. Like, what is that? In terms of a number? 461 00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:02,172 Two bill. But it's a mind game. He's just-- He's worried 462 00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:05,425 I'm not gonna let him keep on living rent free up here. 463 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:08,970 -And? -And fuck him. 464 00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:11,932 Right? Maybe I refuse to engage. 465 00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:15,102 Mind game that, motherfucker. 466 00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:19,022 Yeah. That's great. But... 467 00:23:21,399 --> 00:23:24,694 maybe you do take it. 468 00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:29,741 Maybe, I don't know. Yeah, may-- maybe-- maybe... 469 00:23:31,409 --> 00:23:33,787 maybe I buy you 470 00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:37,124 a diamond the size of the Ritz-Carlton 471 00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:39,126 and a few illustrious newspapers, 472 00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:40,877 the Globe and Mail, the LA Times, 473 00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:43,004 I print a front page of my dad eating dog dick 474 00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:44,756 -every day for a year. -(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 475 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:48,885 And we're living in Marrakesh and I'm fucking you 476 00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:51,972 and smoking hash and learning how to turn a lathe? 477 00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:56,351 -(KENDALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) -Um, all good. 478 00:23:56,434 --> 00:23:59,146 But do we know where Lukas Matsson is right now? 479 00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:00,814 Shiv and Roman have been asking staff 480 00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:03,775 for Matsson's location and inquiring discreetly 481 00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:05,861 about a private meeting space. Is that okay? 482 00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:11,575 Okay. 483 00:24:14,077 --> 00:24:15,662 Okay. Uh, can-- can the party team 484 00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:18,582 get eyes on Matsson and ask him to meet me in the treehouse? 485 00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:20,333 COMFRY: Sure. 486 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:23,044 (QUIETLY) Um, can you find Lukas Matsson and tell... 487 00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:26,214 Hey, I have a location. 488 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:27,591 -Oh, great. Let's go! -Yeah. 489 00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:29,384 -But don't fuck this, yeah? -Oh, come on. 490 00:24:29,467 --> 00:24:31,928 -Easy. No. Upstairs. -Please, where are we going? 491 00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:34,556 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 492 00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:36,808 -What the fuck? -ROMAN: Yeah. I know. 493 00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:38,935 I think a 40-year-old man who rebuilds 494 00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:40,729 his childhood treehouse should immediately 495 00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:42,731 go on the sex offender registry. 496 00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:44,024 -Hey. -(SHIV CHUCKLES) 497 00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:45,984 ROMAN: Are you letting me in or what's the deal? 498 00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:47,235 Do you have a rainbow band? 499 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,946 Yes, I'm-- I'm-- I'm a walking rainbow band. 500 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:51,656 -There he is. -Oh, hey. 501 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:53,033 -ROMAN: Hey. -Okay. 502 00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:54,201 ROMAN: This guy's not letting us in. 503 00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:55,744 -You done downstairs? -Yeah. We are done. 504 00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:58,163 Hey, Ken, may we please step inside your mental disorder? 505 00:24:58,246 --> 00:25:00,373 -Good one. (CHUCKLES) -ROMAN: Thanks. 506 00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:01,833 -Okay. -KENDALL: Um, sorry. 507 00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:03,335 -ROMAN: What? -That's not possible. 508 00:25:03,418 --> 00:25:04,461 Okay. Why? 509 00:25:04,544 --> 00:25:06,546 (CLICKS TONGUE) Yeah, well, because the thing is, 510 00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:10,091 the treehouse is cool and you're not cool. 511 00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:12,302 Oh, wow, yes. The coolest grown man's treehouse 512 00:25:12,385 --> 00:25:14,429 -I've seen in quite a while. -(ROMAN LAUGHS) 513 00:25:14,512 --> 00:25:17,432 Okay. Okay. No, seriously, guys, just come over-- 514 00:25:17,515 --> 00:25:19,684 come over here for a second. Let's go over here. 515 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:21,144 Just one second. 516 00:25:23,104 --> 00:25:25,523 Sorry, but, like, so joking aside... 517 00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:26,733 Great jokes. 518 00:25:26,816 --> 00:25:29,069 There is actually a real issue here... 519 00:25:29,152 --> 00:25:30,528 -Okay. -...and I need to be discreet 520 00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:32,572 because there's a lot of celebrities around 521 00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:35,533 and if you guys were in the treehouse, it kinda... 522 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:39,579 kinda wouldn't feel like the treehouse, you know? 523 00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:40,997 (SHIV SCOFFS) 524 00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:42,916 -You're a Nazi lover. -Oh. 525 00:25:42,999 --> 00:25:44,417 -And you're a Nazi lover. -Mm-hmm. 526 00:25:44,501 --> 00:25:46,127 And I'm a defender of liberal democracy. 527 00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:47,837 -(CHUCKLES) Okay. -And this here is made 528 00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:49,839 from George Washington's cherry tree, so... 529 00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:51,216 -The fuck? -Ya-da-da, da-da-da-da. 530 00:25:51,299 --> 00:25:52,592 Are you actually not gonna let us in? 531 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,386 Or are you just gonna bullshit us a little bit 532 00:25:54,469 --> 00:25:56,471 -before you let us in? -To see Matsson? 533 00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:02,060 That's why you're here. You're trying to push a deal here. 534 00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:03,436 -SHIV: So? -ROMAN: Who fucking gives a shit? 535 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,813 Like what's the difference? I just wanna talk to him. 536 00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:06,314 High-quality personal conduct. 537 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:07,524 -Oh. -Really top rank. 538 00:26:07,607 --> 00:26:09,067 What's the difference? I wanna talk to him. So what? 539 00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:11,319 Yeah. And you know what happens if we do talk to him? 540 00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:12,946 Either we strike out and nothing. 541 00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:15,782 Or we succeed, Waystar benefits, and your net worth goes up by 542 00:26:15,865 --> 00:26:17,951 -several hundred million dollars -You're welcome. 543 00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:19,619 -Right. -SHIV: Yeah. 544 00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:22,122 But I have to weigh that against the consideration that no losers are allowed. 545 00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:23,498 -Oh my fucking God. -Okay, I'm going in. This is fucking stupid. 546 00:26:23,581 --> 00:26:24,749 -Hey, bro, bro. -This is dumb. 547 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,835 -Hey, look at him! Oh my God. -Hey, hey, hey, hey. 548 00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:30,046 Did you see that? I just got moved. Um, all right. 549 00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:31,339 -Oh, my God, bro! -No, no, no. No, no, no. 550 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:32,882 -What? What is this? -Bro. Bro, bro. Calm down. 551 00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:34,342 Are you actually gonna what, stop me? 552 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:35,510 -KENDALL: You're getting worked up about a treehouse? -Yeah. 553 00:26:35,593 --> 00:26:36,636 You know how ridiculous that is? 554 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,013 -(ROMAN LAUGHS) -Hey, come on in. Wristband him. 555 00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:39,848 Yeah, wristband this guy. Uh, what's his name? 556 00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:41,308 -What is his name? Who is he? -No idea. 557 00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:43,351 -Good. So good. So good. -See these two? 558 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,520 Don't let these two in, okay? 559 00:26:45,603 --> 00:26:47,647 -Yeah. -This is my treehouse. 560 00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:49,607 -(SHIV CHUCKLING) -You shouldn't be anywhere near here. 561 00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:51,735 -ROMAN: Mm-hmm. -SHIV: What is happening? 562 00:26:51,818 --> 00:26:53,903 Oh, hey, thanks for the offer, Rome. 563 00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:57,282 Really cool. Great headfuck from you and Dad, thanks. 564 00:26:57,365 --> 00:26:59,617 Unbelievable. Unbelievable. 565 00:26:59,701 --> 00:27:01,494 -What's he talking about? What offer? -Oh, I hope he fucking dies. 566 00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:03,496 What? Oh, God. That's nothing. 567 00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:05,957 -SHIV: What is it? -It's no-- It's a-- it's a-- 568 00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:08,918 it's a little move to ease him out of the holding company. 569 00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:10,003 You and Dad? 570 00:27:10,086 --> 00:27:11,463 Well, he can only sell to family, right? 571 00:27:11,546 --> 00:27:13,048 And, yeah, I think Dad put my name on there. 572 00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:14,549 -It's housekeeping. -Oh, "I think"? 573 00:27:14,632 --> 00:27:16,217 ROMAN: It's a name on a piece of paper, Shiv. 574 00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:18,803 -It's nothing. -Okay. So can I be the name on the piece of paper? 575 00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:21,222 I can't even do anything with it. It's musical chairs. 576 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:22,557 I'm sorry. Just, historically, 577 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,684 who owns the fucking company has been of some interest. 578 00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:25,810 Dad and I handled it. 579 00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:27,395 What, you wanna figure out the financing? 580 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:28,897 -"Dad and I handled it"? -Yeah. 581 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:33,568 Wow. Oh, that's cute. Yeah, I love that. It's great. 582 00:27:33,651 --> 00:27:36,780 No, it's just fucking great. Fuck you. Fuck this. 583 00:27:36,863 --> 00:27:40,533 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 584 00:27:43,411 --> 00:27:44,412 (CLAPPING) 585 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:48,041 There he is. Lukas Matsson. The Odin of codin'. 586 00:27:48,124 --> 00:27:51,086 My man, my myth, my fucking monolith. What's up, bro? 587 00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:52,754 -How are you? -You having a good time? 588 00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:54,255 Do I look like I'm having a good time? 589 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:56,591 -No, you do not. -I am not. 590 00:27:56,674 --> 00:27:58,927 Still haven't figured out the socials, huh? 591 00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:02,097 Dude, you should get your algo guy to fix your code. 592 00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:06,017 Listen, heads up, my siblings, they're looking for you now. 593 00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:07,018 Well, maybe I need to find 594 00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:08,895 an even more exclusive area then. 595 00:28:08,978 --> 00:28:10,605 Like a crawlspace or something. 596 00:28:10,688 --> 00:28:11,815 -KENDALL: Yeah. Maybe. -Yeah. 597 00:28:11,898 --> 00:28:14,067 They're like emissaries from the Grand Old Duke of Old. 598 00:28:14,150 --> 00:28:17,612 Dad wants to buy you, so he sent his winged dildos to schmooze. 599 00:28:18,446 --> 00:28:19,906 I shouldn't say anything. 600 00:28:19,989 --> 00:28:22,158 Even the look on my face is commercially sensitive. 601 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:28,164 But it makes no sense, correct? Amtrak buys Tesla. 602 00:28:28,248 --> 00:28:29,707 I mean, if anything, you should buy him. 603 00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:35,004 You think? Huh. Well, I really appreciate your impartial read. 604 00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:39,509 -Yeah. -Uh, Rava wants to say hi. 605 00:28:39,592 --> 00:28:42,929 Sure. Not right now. When I'm ready. 606 00:28:43,012 --> 00:28:44,055 Okay. 607 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:47,100 Listen, you should stay up here, okay? 608 00:28:47,183 --> 00:28:49,561 So you don't get networked to fuck. 609 00:28:49,644 --> 00:28:51,980 Uh, you need anything? What can I get you? 610 00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:54,482 Privacy, pussy, pasta. 611 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:58,611 Done. Reece can help you out. Like pussy, coke, wristwatches, 612 00:28:58,695 --> 00:29:01,823 fucking garganelli, he's like a one-man dark web. 613 00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:06,202 Yo, Reece! Reece, customer for your candy store, man. 614 00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:09,664 He's not a good guy. Enjoy. 615 00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:16,838 KENDALL: Yeah, thanks. 616 00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:18,298 -Hey. -Hey. They said you were looking for me. 617 00:29:18,381 --> 00:29:20,008 -Hey. Yeah. Happy birthday. -Thank you. 618 00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:23,511 I, uh, I just wanted to say hi before, you know, 619 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:25,138 everyone's too high. 620 00:29:25,221 --> 00:29:26,473 -Right. -(CHUCKLES) 621 00:29:26,556 --> 00:29:29,476 Uh, we... we, uh, might go soon, so... 622 00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:31,352 Well, you can't go. No, no. I'm doing-- 623 00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:33,688 -I'm doing a whole thing. -RAVA ROY: Oh? 624 00:29:33,771 --> 00:29:35,148 And we got the Tiny Wu-Tang Clan. 625 00:29:35,231 --> 00:29:38,151 These-- these kids we found that do Wu-Tang covers. 626 00:29:38,234 --> 00:29:40,528 It's-- it's better than it sounds. Trust me. 627 00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:43,740 -Okay. (CHUCKLES) -What? Are you not enjoying it? 628 00:29:43,823 --> 00:29:48,536 Yeah. No, it's-- it's a lot of people. It's-- it's huge. 629 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:51,581 Wow. Savage. What you gonna do for yours? 630 00:29:51,664 --> 00:29:54,542 Just Sarah and Orla and some, uh, some pasta alfredo? 631 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:58,171 Three glasses of Chablis if you're feeling naughty, and lights out by 11? 632 00:29:58,254 --> 00:30:00,715 That actually sounds really nice to me. 633 00:30:00,798 --> 00:30:01,799 -Right. -Mm-hmm. 634 00:30:01,883 --> 00:30:04,636 But listen, um, Gary-- You-- you know Gary? 635 00:30:04,719 --> 00:30:06,095 Yeah. Yeah. I-- I know-- I know Gary. 636 00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:09,015 -Okay. -Nice little poseable action figure. 637 00:30:09,098 --> 00:30:11,893 -Does he have any genitals? -Oh, yes, yes. 638 00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:14,395 -Yes. -He does. Mm-hmm. 639 00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,189 Gary has, uh, an early start. 640 00:30:16,272 --> 00:30:18,525 Okay. Gary's gotta be fresh for the big meet! 641 00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:23,029 Okay. Uh, thank you. Happy birthday. Um... 642 00:30:23,112 --> 00:30:25,198 Oh, did you, uh, did you get the kids' present? 643 00:30:25,281 --> 00:30:26,908 They've-- they've made something for you. 644 00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:30,036 What? No. They made me something? 645 00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:33,373 No, I didn't-- that didn't get to me. What-- when? 646 00:30:33,456 --> 00:30:34,999 When you arrived, who-- who did you give it to? 647 00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:36,709 RAVA: Yeah, we-- I don't know. 648 00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:37,919 We left it with one of the people. 649 00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:40,088 They said they would give it to you, but... 650 00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:41,923 -Fine. Okay. No, I'll-- I'll find it. -Yeah. 651 00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:44,842 I'm gonna find it because it'll be logged. 652 00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:46,719 What did it-- what did it look like? 653 00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:48,930 Um, like-- like a present. 654 00:30:49,013 --> 00:30:51,975 It had-- it-- it-- It had rabbit wrapping paper. 655 00:30:52,058 --> 00:30:53,393 All right. Got it. 656 00:30:54,769 --> 00:30:55,812 -Fine, uh... -(CHUCKLES) 657 00:30:55,895 --> 00:30:57,522 -Thank-- thanks for coming. -Yeah. 658 00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:03,444 You know, I might be getting out from the firm finally. 659 00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:05,738 So we'll, we should-- we'll talk more. 660 00:31:05,822 --> 00:31:08,366 It's great, actually, because maybe, you know, they'll, uh, 661 00:31:08,449 --> 00:31:10,535 stop sending their goons to the park 662 00:31:10,618 --> 00:31:11,869 to talk to the nanny 663 00:31:11,953 --> 00:31:14,914 about how often you lose your temper with the kids. 664 00:31:16,874 --> 00:31:21,546 Sorry. Obviously-- obviously that's not-- that's not cool. 665 00:31:21,629 --> 00:31:25,133 I'll-- I'll-- I'll handle it. I'm sorry. 666 00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:26,634 I'm-- I'm sorry, I didn't mean... 667 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:27,885 Uh-- on your birthday. 668 00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:29,387 You didn't wanna burst my-- burst my birthday bubble? 669 00:31:29,470 --> 00:31:31,055 -I didn't. -Well, good job. 670 00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:34,058 -Okay. -Okay. Uh, rabbits, rabbit paper. 671 00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:35,351 -Rabbits. -Got it. 672 00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:41,357 Give my love to Kevin. 673 00:31:41,941 --> 00:31:43,276 -(SIGHS) -Gary. 674 00:31:48,197 --> 00:31:51,743 Why didn't that get to me? Can we trace that gift, please? 675 00:31:51,826 --> 00:31:53,620 -Priority one. -Yes. Absolutely. 676 00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:57,749 Hey, cool shoes, man. Orthopedics? 677 00:31:57,832 --> 00:32:02,211 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 678 00:32:02,295 --> 00:32:04,922 Are they playing from the approved playlist in the main room? 679 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:07,925 Because my-- my-- my thing was all bangers all the time. 680 00:32:08,009 --> 00:32:09,510 Yeah? All bangers all the time. 681 00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:11,012 -I... think so. -Yeah? 682 00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:12,680 They're stopping. Let's read the playlist. 683 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:14,807 Listen, this is nothing. It's-- it's-- it's nothing, 684 00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:17,518 but can we-- can we get Connor to lose his coat? 685 00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:19,854 -Sure. -Yeah, it's nothing. 686 00:32:19,937 --> 00:32:21,898 He's-- he's souring the vibe. 687 00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:24,901 And he's making everyone feel cold. It's not cold, is it? 688 00:32:24,984 --> 00:32:26,569 No. It's at a good level. 689 00:32:26,653 --> 00:32:29,614 Exactly. So let's encourage him to remove his coat, if he wants, 690 00:32:29,697 --> 00:32:31,032 loosen this thing up. 691 00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:34,661 Look, it just-- it just-- it just-- 692 00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:37,664 it just feels like an asshole's birthday party. 693 00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:39,666 And my thing from the very first meeting was that 694 00:32:39,749 --> 00:32:41,751 it shouldn't feel like an asshole's birthday party. 695 00:32:42,251 --> 00:32:43,294 Yeah. 696 00:32:45,004 --> 00:32:48,216 -Hey, Ken. -Hey, Greg! The snitch bitch. 697 00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:54,222 You're-- Yeah. Well... Uh, I've had too much, uh, 698 00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:55,723 can I have one-- one moment with you? 699 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:57,558 I'm about to do my set, so... 700 00:32:57,642 --> 00:33:00,853 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Let's ride. Um, yeah, I-- 701 00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:03,022 I was wondering about something because, uh, 702 00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:05,149 I was just about to ask Comfry out 703 00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:08,695 and then she said this slightly worrying thing about, um, 704 00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:10,863 how-- how she might have to do, like, a press brief-- 705 00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:14,492 You were gonna ask Comfry out? Comfry, my employee Comfry? 706 00:33:14,575 --> 00:33:16,369 Um, yeah. But-- but is that right? 707 00:33:16,452 --> 00:33:19,205 I mean, are you-- Do you have to spin against me? 708 00:33:19,288 --> 00:33:22,250 Because I feel like things are kind of slowing down 709 00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:23,710 in-- in that regard, right? 710 00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:27,505 No. And she's out of your league, bro. 711 00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:29,924 Well, yeah, I-- I-- I-- I don't see it that way. 712 00:33:30,007 --> 00:33:31,634 What if I wanna ask her out? 713 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,804 -Uh... -Inappropriate. But no. 714 00:33:34,887 --> 00:33:36,806 It's best you don't, okay? 715 00:33:36,889 --> 00:33:38,933 Too complicated. She works for me. 716 00:33:39,016 --> 00:33:41,978 Clean lines. Church and State, okay? 717 00:33:42,061 --> 00:33:45,231 Okay. I mean, it doesn't-- I-- I don't think it really matters 718 00:33:45,314 --> 00:33:47,900 -because, uh, things are... -Well, I said no, Greg. 719 00:33:47,984 --> 00:33:49,485 -Sorry? -I said no. 720 00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:52,071 Jesus, dude. Duh! 721 00:33:53,322 --> 00:33:56,033 You're like the world's biggest fucking parasite. 722 00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:57,577 You're a human tapeworm. 723 00:33:57,660 --> 00:34:00,455 Maybe stop feeding on your own fucking family, 724 00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:02,957 and try sucking some blood elsewhere. Yeah? 725 00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:07,962 -(LAUGHING) -GREG HIRSCH: What? 726 00:34:08,045 --> 00:34:09,589 -I'm kidding. -Okay. 727 00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:12,592 -KENDALL: Or am I? -I have-- I have-- 728 00:34:12,675 --> 00:34:13,968 Are-- are you kidding? I... -(LAUGHS) 729 00:34:14,051 --> 00:34:17,096 I'm not kidding. Am I, or am I? 730 00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:21,601 What's up? 731 00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:23,352 Wow. 732 00:34:26,689 --> 00:34:28,274 Fucking asshole, man. 733 00:34:31,068 --> 00:34:32,153 (SCREEN BUZZES) 734 00:34:34,363 --> 00:34:36,908 (SCREEN BUZZES) 735 00:34:38,951 --> 00:34:42,121 -♪ (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 736 00:34:42,205 --> 00:34:44,999 Look at their faces. So fucking dour. 737 00:34:45,082 --> 00:34:46,292 It's a festivity. 738 00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:48,211 People are supposed to be festive. 739 00:34:48,294 --> 00:34:49,754 It's fucking bullshit. 740 00:34:49,837 --> 00:34:52,423 Roman and Dad necking in the catbird seat. 741 00:34:53,216 --> 00:34:55,009 (INHALES SHARPLY) 742 00:34:55,092 --> 00:34:56,844 Did you know anything about this buyout thing? 743 00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:59,806 Why is no one happy? What-- what-- what is this? 744 00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:03,851 Babe, you're harshing your own mellow, just calm down. 745 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:07,480 ♪ (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 746 00:35:08,564 --> 00:35:11,150 CONNOR: I mean, that is some substantial rigging. 747 00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:14,111 -What do you think that cost? -I don't know, baby. 748 00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:16,155 Hi, Connor. I'd like to offer you 749 00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:18,032 a complimentary cashmere sweater. 750 00:35:18,115 --> 00:35:20,117 We're handing them out to prestige guests. 751 00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:21,953 I have my coat. I'm fine. 752 00:35:23,579 --> 00:35:25,915 Well, the coat check was supposed to take that, 753 00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:27,834 but I'd be happy to. 754 00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:30,628 Respectfully, I don't trust those things. 755 00:35:30,711 --> 00:35:34,465 I lost a Norwegian Wool in a fusion restaurant in Vancouver. 756 00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:38,427 Kendall would really appreciate it 757 00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:40,346 -if you took the sweater. -What? 758 00:35:40,429 --> 00:35:43,599 Hey, my partner is cold and he'd like to keep his fucking coat on, okay? 759 00:35:43,683 --> 00:35:46,352 And he's running to be the next President of the United States of America, 760 00:35:46,435 --> 00:35:48,563 so maybe you should show him some fucking respect. 761 00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:55,945 She would not fuck off. 762 00:35:56,445 --> 00:35:57,572 Yeah, she did. 763 00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:02,243 Hi, I had to kill a man for it, 764 00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:04,120 but step aside, hombre, let me in. 765 00:36:04,203 --> 00:36:06,205 I'm sorry, sir. I really can't. He said you're not coming in. 766 00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:08,207 Yeah. He was joking. That's my brother, okay? 767 00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:09,542 -You can Google it. It's not a-- -Sir. 768 00:36:09,625 --> 00:36:10,960 Are you touching me? 769 00:36:11,043 --> 00:36:13,212 This man is groping the guests. You do not have my permission. 770 00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:14,839 You do not have my permission to touch me. 771 00:36:20,219 --> 00:36:23,598 ♪ (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 772 00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:24,974 ROMAN: Hey. 773 00:36:25,057 --> 00:36:27,476 There you are, fucking hiding from me. 774 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,811 Like a human VPN. 775 00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:31,647 -How you doing? -I'm all right. 776 00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:36,193 I'm just, uh, you know, you can fill in the blanks. 777 00:36:36,277 --> 00:36:38,529 No, I hear you. It's fucking life, right? 778 00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:39,739 It's fucking exhausting. 779 00:36:39,822 --> 00:36:42,575 I just wanna find a good pussy and get out, you know. 780 00:36:42,658 --> 00:36:43,743 ROMAN: Uh-huh. 781 00:36:43,826 --> 00:36:46,495 -Mission, side mission. -(LAUGHS) I hear you, man. 782 00:36:46,579 --> 00:36:48,497 I fucking love pussy. You see my mom's? 783 00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:50,416 -(LAUGHS) Yeah. -(LAUGHS) 784 00:36:50,499 --> 00:36:51,584 You seen my mom's? 785 00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:53,628 -(LAUGHS) Yeah. -It's not-- it's not great. 786 00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:56,881 No, um, sure. I mean, not touching that one. 787 00:36:56,964 --> 00:36:59,634 Um, question. 788 00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:02,219 My old man got a little bit grumpy this morning, 789 00:37:02,303 --> 00:37:04,639 but you weren't trying to humiliate him, right? I mean, 790 00:37:04,722 --> 00:37:07,642 everyone says, I mean, fucking everyone says, 791 00:37:07,725 --> 00:37:10,061 last big legacy content library, 792 00:37:10,144 --> 00:37:12,521 last fucking super app streaming platform. 793 00:37:14,649 --> 00:37:16,943 We fit obviously, right? 794 00:37:17,026 --> 00:37:18,569 -People say we fit. -Yeah. 795 00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:22,615 Well, I guess I do have one question, though. 796 00:37:22,698 --> 00:37:24,158 Yeah, hit me up. 797 00:37:24,241 --> 00:37:25,868 When will your father die? 798 00:37:27,161 --> 00:37:29,205 When will-- When will my father die? 799 00:37:29,288 --> 00:37:30,790 -LUKAS MATSSON: Yeah. -Um... 800 00:37:32,708 --> 00:37:34,418 Like, I don't wanna be rude, but... 801 00:37:35,419 --> 00:37:37,338 what kinda shape is he in? 802 00:37:37,421 --> 00:37:41,425 We're talking less than a year, or it's more like five years? 803 00:37:41,509 --> 00:37:43,761 -Um... -'Cause if it's five, that's-- 804 00:37:44,845 --> 00:37:45,972 -it's a long time. -Uh-huh. 805 00:37:46,055 --> 00:37:47,640 It-- it would be better sooner, wouldn't it? 806 00:37:47,723 --> 00:37:49,475 (LAUGHS) 807 00:37:49,558 --> 00:37:51,686 No, no, no. I know, like, we're-- we're laughing here, 808 00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:53,771 but you know, that is my dad, so, you know... 809 00:37:53,854 --> 00:37:55,398 -Right. Yeah. -Go easy there, chief! 810 00:37:55,481 --> 00:37:57,650 -LUKAS: No, I-- I can tell that it's a bit weird for you. -That's okay. 811 00:37:57,733 --> 00:38:00,319 It's just I-- I don't like the idea of a man... 812 00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:04,115 -hanging over me. -Oh, fuck yeah. 813 00:38:04,198 --> 00:38:06,075 No, I-- I can understand. Who the fuck wants that? Yeah. 814 00:38:06,158 --> 00:38:09,620 The guru guy who's fucking-- fucking bullshit, you know? 815 00:38:09,704 --> 00:38:11,122 -ROMAN: Okay. -'Cause it's-- 816 00:38:11,205 --> 00:38:13,040 -it's not my world, media. 817 00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:14,291 -ROMAN: Yeah. -So... 818 00:38:15,501 --> 00:38:19,714 -His death would clear space. -Mm-hmm. 819 00:38:19,797 --> 00:38:22,049 -LUKAS: With due respect. -Yeah. No, no, no. No, no, no. 820 00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:24,719 I know. Um, I mean, like, we're all obviously... 821 00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:26,887 hugely looking forward to my father dying, 822 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:30,182 but, um, there-- there's another shape to this. 823 00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:33,644 How about you never ever have to speak to him? 824 00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:38,524 I mean, you work out of, uh, Austin, London, Stockholm, Geneva, whatever. 825 00:38:38,607 --> 00:38:40,818 Totally separate corporate identities, 826 00:38:40,901 --> 00:38:43,529 -and StarGo we burn, obviously. -Yes. 827 00:38:43,612 --> 00:38:44,989 -Yes, please. -Okay. 828 00:38:45,072 --> 00:38:47,366 -Like burn the codes and fucking... -(LAUGHS) 829 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:49,744 -...acid bath those servers! -Fucking we can do that. 830 00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:51,203 We can do that together. Let's do it. 831 00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:53,372 -Yeah. -Absolutely. I mean, GoJo full bore. 832 00:38:53,456 --> 00:38:55,458 I mean, our library, our firepower, 833 00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:57,001 our relationships for content. 834 00:38:57,084 --> 00:38:59,086 And like good shit, you know what I mean? 835 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:02,506 Like not fucking gay moms and wheelchair kids bullshit, 836 00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:05,676 like popular actual good shit. 837 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,803 And on the occasion that you need to send up 838 00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:10,014 a fucking smoke signal from Geneva, 839 00:39:10,097 --> 00:39:11,724 then that goes through me. 840 00:39:11,807 --> 00:39:13,642 You won't ever, ever have to deal with him. 841 00:39:13,726 --> 00:39:15,936 -All right. -Or see him, or talk to him, or hear-- nothing. 842 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:20,900 And you know that StarGo truly, truly is a piece of shit. 843 00:39:20,983 --> 00:39:23,486 It's a piece of shit. I know. 844 00:39:23,569 --> 00:39:27,990 I like to open it just to see how long it takes for the landing page to load. 845 00:39:28,074 --> 00:39:30,576 It is a piece of shit. Hey, why don't we, um... 846 00:39:32,912 --> 00:39:36,290 Why don't we just, like, take a big old piss on our app? 847 00:39:36,373 --> 00:39:38,959 I'm going to open up the app on my phone, 848 00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:41,420 and we can stream some piss on our little streaming platform. 849 00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:43,506 -How's that sound? -Fuck yeah. 850 00:39:43,589 --> 00:39:45,633 -Nineteen, twenty... -(CHUCKLES) 851 00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:48,969 -...twenty-one, twenty-two. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 852 00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:53,224 So, I can't piss near other men due to... 853 00:39:53,307 --> 00:39:55,142 we don't know what reason, but please. (CLICKS TONGUE) 854 00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:57,645 -Go ahead. -Don't mind if I do. 855 00:39:57,728 --> 00:39:59,605 Yeah. Enjoy. 856 00:40:01,023 --> 00:40:04,443 (GROANS, LAUGHS) 857 00:40:04,527 --> 00:40:06,946 So, I know GoJo is your baby, 858 00:40:07,029 --> 00:40:09,740 and we do not wanna interfere with that at all. 859 00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:11,742 -You're the genius. -Damn right I am. 860 00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:14,203 Yep, so bearing that in mind, 861 00:40:14,286 --> 00:40:16,288 would you consider meeting with my dad? 862 00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:19,917 Yeah. 863 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,504 And you'd be interested in selling to us maybe? 864 00:40:23,587 --> 00:40:28,300 Yeah, well, if all this is true, then... yeah. 865 00:40:28,384 --> 00:40:30,970 -How's Monday? -Monday is great. 866 00:40:31,053 --> 00:40:32,972 And if I were to shake your hand right now, could I go 867 00:40:33,055 --> 00:40:35,516 tell my dad that I basically just bought GoJo for him? 868 00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:37,101 (CHUCKLES) No. 869 00:40:37,184 --> 00:40:39,186 But you can tell him I'm in the conversation. 870 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:42,356 -Fucking A, I'll take it. -Okay. Take this. 871 00:40:42,439 --> 00:40:43,816 (CHUCKLES) Will do. 872 00:40:43,899 --> 00:40:44,984 -Are we amazing? -(CHUCKLES) 873 00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:46,735 I think I might be the best businessman in America. 874 00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:50,823 Hey, check this out. Still fucking loading. 875 00:40:50,906 --> 00:40:53,200 -You piece of shit. -Shit. 876 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:55,494 -ROMAN: Fuck you! (SPITS) -(LUKAS LAUGHS) 877 00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:57,663 Okay. (SIGHS) If you wanna put on the harness, 878 00:40:57,746 --> 00:41:00,875 you can tuxedo up, step up onto the footrest. 879 00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:02,543 Then we'll strap you in. 880 00:41:02,626 --> 00:41:06,297 You'll have 30 seconds, and the rig will fly you up 881 00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:07,548 and into position. 882 00:41:07,631 --> 00:41:10,259 You'll have a three, two, one, 883 00:41:10,342 --> 00:41:12,303 and you'll see the green light, okay? 884 00:41:12,386 --> 00:41:14,430 That's the countdown to the intro. 885 00:41:14,513 --> 00:41:17,349 You ready? You ready to crucify Billy Joel? 886 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:19,393 Yeah, yeah. 887 00:41:19,476 --> 00:41:22,062 (CHUCKLES) I'm just kidding. You're gonna be great. 888 00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:25,566 Remember the thing he said about the rig spiraling, 889 00:41:25,649 --> 00:41:29,904 so just, like, keep still, yeah? That sounded serious. 890 00:41:29,987 --> 00:41:31,572 Okay. Harness, then mic. 891 00:41:33,824 --> 00:41:36,035 Ready to rock? You wanna get changed? 892 00:41:36,952 --> 00:41:39,330 Yeah, you know what? Uh... 893 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:42,666 I don't think I'm gonna do this. 894 00:41:43,459 --> 00:41:44,710 You don't wanna do it? 895 00:41:44,793 --> 00:41:49,256 No, it's-- it's-- (SCOFFS) It's bullshit. No. 896 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:52,968 Because you did say if you don't lean right in, it could come across dumb. 897 00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:56,263 And your speech kind of tees it up with a kind of ironic, 898 00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:58,557 "This is the culmination of my life's journey, 899 00:41:58,641 --> 00:42:01,936 -to be crucified to save you morons, and..." -I'm not doing it. It's-- it's-- 900 00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:05,856 it's like 15 layers overdetermined master's degree fucking hokum. 901 00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:08,567 Let's just-- let's just pull it. I mean, what-- what is it? 902 00:42:08,651 --> 00:42:11,737 It's dressed in a tuxedo, nailed to a cross, 903 00:42:11,820 --> 00:42:13,656 singing "Honesty" by Billy Joel? 904 00:42:13,739 --> 00:42:15,241 It doesn't make any fucking sense. 905 00:42:15,324 --> 00:42:17,952 Uh, what about the Tiny Wu-Tang? 906 00:42:19,161 --> 00:42:21,372 (CLICKS TONGUE) Ah, fuck. Uh... 907 00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:25,459 I don't know. I don't-- You know what? I don't think so. 908 00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:27,920 No? Okay. 909 00:42:28,003 --> 00:42:30,673 Tell 'em they've got it all ahead of them. Yeah. 910 00:42:34,843 --> 00:42:37,304 That's a fucking relief. 911 00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:41,350 ♪ ("DON'T GAS ME" BY DIZZEE RASCAL PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) ♪ 912 00:42:43,310 --> 00:42:45,062 ♪ Make a turn and dip With the bass on max ♪ 913 00:42:45,145 --> 00:42:47,022 ♪ Yeah, they heard my shit Yeah, they heard my shit ♪ 914 00:42:47,106 --> 00:42:48,732 ♪ Streaming, no CDs ♪ 915 00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:50,192 ♪ No burners skipped Got the playlist ♪ 916 00:42:50,276 --> 00:42:52,278 ♪ There I don't burn and rip On the M25 ♪ 917 00:42:52,361 --> 00:42:54,446 ♪ Yeah, I swerve and slip Yeah, I swerve and slip ♪ 918 00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:55,948 ♪ Took a pop And a car rolled up ♪ 919 00:42:56,031 --> 00:42:57,783 ♪ And they said, "Swear down" And I said, "Don't gas me" ♪ 920 00:42:57,866 --> 00:42:59,785 ♪ They said, "Fam, you're a star Can I get a quick pic ♪ 921 00:42:59,868 --> 00:43:01,745 ♪ For the 'gram?" And I said, "Don't gas me" ♪ 922 00:43:01,829 --> 00:43:03,205 ♪ Messed around One pretty brown ting ♪ 923 00:43:03,289 --> 00:43:05,457 ♪ Said she love me long time And I said, "Don't gas me" ♪ 924 00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:06,834 ♪ I went shop And the boss man said ♪ 925 00:43:06,917 --> 00:43:09,461 ♪ "Don't pay me, it's fine" And I said, "What" ♪ 926 00:43:09,545 --> 00:43:11,338 ♪ You ain't gotta gas I'm gas, fam... ♪ 927 00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:14,800 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 928 00:43:17,386 --> 00:43:18,887 Oh, hey. 929 00:43:18,971 --> 00:43:22,516 -Hey, Comf, how's it going? -Hey. Good. 930 00:43:22,599 --> 00:43:24,977 -Yeah? -Yeah, it's good. 931 00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:28,981 Ken had me try to call Springsteen to rescue the vibe 932 00:43:29,064 --> 00:43:33,402 and then that got countermanded and now I'm working on a... 933 00:43:33,485 --> 00:43:37,740 jetpack for him to leave through the retractable ceiling 934 00:43:37,823 --> 00:43:40,284 that takes 48 hours to move, so... 935 00:43:41,076 --> 00:43:43,120 -Okay. (CHUCKLES) -(SIGHS) 936 00:43:43,203 --> 00:43:46,707 Yeah, I mean a lot of the ideas are jokes, but some aren't. 937 00:43:46,790 --> 00:43:50,085 Very weird. Yes, indeed. (CLEARS THROAT) 938 00:43:54,423 --> 00:43:55,341 What? 939 00:43:55,424 --> 00:43:59,678 No, me-- No, nothing. Yeah. Ye-- Yeah, um... 940 00:43:59,762 --> 00:44:03,474 It's stupid, but earlier, um, 941 00:44:03,557 --> 00:44:05,267 before I heard you were gonna 942 00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:07,227 orchestrate a smear campaign against me, 943 00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:09,146 I-- I was actually gonna ask you 944 00:44:09,229 --> 00:44:11,357 if you wanted to grab a drink sometime. 945 00:44:11,774 --> 00:44:13,859 Oh, okay. 946 00:44:13,942 --> 00:44:17,404 Yeah, but then, um, Kendall, 947 00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:20,282 you know, Ken-- Kendall, he said, um... 948 00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:22,284 COMFRY: He said what? 949 00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:27,706 He just said maybe not. Clean lines. Church and State. 950 00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:29,833 Wrong time, wrong place. But-- 951 00:44:31,168 --> 00:44:32,169 but maybe... 952 00:44:33,295 --> 00:44:35,631 when-- when you're not working for him anymore 953 00:44:35,714 --> 00:44:37,674 and trying to destroy my reputation 954 00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:39,718 -and, and such-- -You know, I've spent a week 955 00:44:39,802 --> 00:44:42,346 researching where to get lunchboxes from the '80s 956 00:44:42,429 --> 00:44:44,390 to serve canapes from? 957 00:44:44,473 --> 00:44:46,100 Like the one he used to take to school. 958 00:44:46,183 --> 00:44:48,394 And then he decided that he didn't want lunchboxes, 959 00:44:48,477 --> 00:44:51,271 and so now I have all these He-Man lunchboxes in my apartment, 960 00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:53,023 and I have to resell them on eBay, 961 00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:54,900 and his office wants receipts. 962 00:44:57,361 --> 00:45:01,281 So if you wanna ask me out, then ask me out. 963 00:45:02,658 --> 00:45:05,369 -Do you wanna go out sometime? -Yes. 964 00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:06,995 Great. 965 00:45:08,914 --> 00:45:12,584 Wow. She's-- she's really dancing there. 966 00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:14,378 Very-- very emancipated. 967 00:45:14,461 --> 00:45:15,796 ♪ No burners skipped Got the playlist ♪ 968 00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:18,632 ♪ There I don't burn and rip On the M25... ♪ 969 00:45:18,715 --> 00:45:20,717 Do you know what she's taken? 970 00:45:21,802 --> 00:45:23,637 I don't think she's taken anything. 971 00:45:24,596 --> 00:45:27,599 Just getting the demons out, I guess. 972 00:45:29,226 --> 00:45:31,395 KENDALL: Hey, you found the gift from my kids? 973 00:45:31,478 --> 00:45:36,191 Um, I don't believe so. 974 00:45:36,275 --> 00:45:40,028 No? Uh-huh. Well, uh-- Okay. That's not good. 975 00:45:41,488 --> 00:45:43,073 Uh, will you give us a moment, please? 976 00:45:50,664 --> 00:45:55,502 They made me something apparently, so I gotta find it. 977 00:46:04,261 --> 00:46:06,513 Hey, Ken, it'll-- it'll turn up. 978 00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:09,391 Uh-huh. Well, it won't turn up if we don't look for it. 979 00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:12,227 -Well, I know that. -Sorry, I'm sorry. 980 00:46:13,103 --> 00:46:14,188 I'm just saying. 981 00:46:15,230 --> 00:46:17,316 (MUTTERING) Where the fuck is it? 982 00:46:27,117 --> 00:46:28,660 Hey, Ken, take a break. 983 00:46:31,872 --> 00:46:33,081 Would you like my gift? 984 00:46:35,250 --> 00:46:39,963 Yeah. Yes, I would. Yes, I would love that. 985 00:46:52,142 --> 00:46:55,812 -NAOMI: It's a watch. -Okay. Wow. Yeah. Thanks. 986 00:46:55,896 --> 00:46:58,315 -Thanks, Nay. -I'm, like, really bad at presents. (LAUGHS) 987 00:46:58,398 --> 00:46:59,942 -It-- I like it, all right. -Just-- just give it back. 988 00:47:00,025 --> 00:47:01,735 -No, I like it. I like it. -No, it's fine. It's fine. 989 00:47:01,818 --> 00:47:03,654 Thanks, Nay. Is it, uh-- 990 00:47:03,737 --> 00:47:06,365 Can I see? Is it-- is it-- is it, um... 991 00:47:06,448 --> 00:47:08,826 -inscribed, or... -No, it's just a stupid watch. 992 00:47:08,909 --> 00:47:10,661 Okay? I'll get you something else. 993 00:47:12,287 --> 00:47:15,749 Do you, uh... want a blow job? 994 00:47:15,832 --> 00:47:17,793 Hah. No, it's just... 995 00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:23,799 I don't wanna be a dick, but I-- I have a watch, 996 00:47:23,882 --> 00:47:25,342 you know, I have my watch. 997 00:47:25,425 --> 00:47:26,802 It's a shitty gift, okay? 998 00:47:26,885 --> 00:47:28,720 -I'm... bad. -No, Nay, listen. 999 00:47:31,098 --> 00:47:34,476 Yeah, I'm just trying to get inside your head and figure out 1000 00:47:35,352 --> 00:47:37,187 why you would give me this gift. 1001 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,526 Yeah, it's fine. 1002 00:47:44,736 --> 00:47:46,071 -It's fine. -Ken? 1003 00:47:51,743 --> 00:47:54,413 Hey! Ken, come on. 1004 00:47:56,582 --> 00:48:00,127 Ken, come on, seriously, okay? Look... 1005 00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:02,337 -I'm gonna look for that gift. -Hey, stop. 1006 00:48:05,882 --> 00:48:09,469 Ken, Jesus. Hey, calm-- Stop, stop, stop. 1007 00:48:09,553 --> 00:48:10,971 -Just chill! -(KENDALL MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY) 1008 00:48:17,644 --> 00:48:18,812 I'm sorry. 1009 00:48:19,813 --> 00:48:20,981 It's okay. 1010 00:48:25,235 --> 00:48:26,695 This is so pathetic. 1011 00:48:30,699 --> 00:48:31,825 I wish I was... 1012 00:48:42,544 --> 00:48:43,712 What? 1013 00:48:46,048 --> 00:48:47,341 I wish I was home. 1014 00:48:48,342 --> 00:48:49,551 Let's go home. 1015 00:48:51,345 --> 00:48:52,763 Are you okay? 1016 00:48:52,846 --> 00:48:55,223 Yes, I'm okay, Greg. Why do you keep asking if I'm okay? 1017 00:48:55,307 --> 00:48:58,268 Well, just-- I haven't seen you smile in, like six hours. 1018 00:48:58,352 --> 00:49:00,354 You don't have to smile to be happy, Greg. 1019 00:49:00,437 --> 00:49:02,648 I'm enjoying very much thinking about myself 1020 00:49:02,731 --> 00:49:05,484 and my own various skills and abilities. 1021 00:49:07,110 --> 00:49:08,612 Shall we try the compliment tunnel? 1022 00:49:08,695 --> 00:49:10,489 -Sure. -It could be nice. 1023 00:49:11,615 --> 00:49:13,075 -Why are you so happy? -Ooh! 1024 00:49:13,158 --> 00:49:14,242 -Me? -Yeah. 1025 00:49:14,326 --> 00:49:18,163 (CHUCKLES) Well, uh, actually, because I, uh, 1026 00:49:18,246 --> 00:49:21,667 I have met the most wonderful girl in the world. 1027 00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:23,335 You're just fantastic. 1028 00:49:23,418 --> 00:49:26,129 Yes, I am amazing. Amazing. 1029 00:49:26,213 --> 00:49:28,465 I mean, it's possible she's only going out with me 1030 00:49:28,548 --> 00:49:31,218 due to, you know, rancor or pique. 1031 00:49:31,301 --> 00:49:33,095 COMPLIMENTER: You're so full of grace. 1032 00:49:33,178 --> 00:49:36,056 -What's that? -I think he said you're full of grace. 1033 00:49:36,139 --> 00:49:38,892 That's a weird thing to say. You being sarcastic? 1034 00:49:38,975 --> 00:49:40,727 -He being sarcastic? -No, I think it's... 1035 00:49:40,811 --> 00:49:42,729 Full of gra-- Full of fucking what? What? 1036 00:49:42,813 --> 00:49:45,982 -What did you say? -Wait. Tom, To-- Easy. 1037 00:49:46,066 --> 00:49:48,318 He's just-- You're doing the job, right? 1038 00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:50,612 And he's had a little cocaine tonight, so I think he's... 1039 00:49:50,696 --> 00:49:52,698 Dude, don't say that. Don't say that. 1040 00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:55,117 I'm a public figure who could one day run for high office 1041 00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,744 or lead a Fortune 500. Don't say that. 1042 00:49:57,828 --> 00:50:00,664 All right. He's a lovely guy. (CHUCKLES) 1043 00:50:00,747 --> 00:50:02,040 You're doing great work. 1044 00:50:03,792 --> 00:50:05,377 You're so merry. 1045 00:50:06,002 --> 00:50:07,295 Well, yeah, it's just... 1046 00:50:07,379 --> 00:50:10,799 I don't know. I-- I'm excited about my date. I like her. 1047 00:50:10,882 --> 00:50:12,843 -What can I say? It's exciting. -You're the best. 1048 00:50:12,926 --> 00:50:14,845 -GREG: Thank you. -TOM: Fuck off. 1049 00:50:14,928 --> 00:50:18,098 You seem much happier than me, Greg. 1050 00:50:18,181 --> 00:50:21,977 I feel happy, I guess. It's not a finite pie, 1051 00:50:22,060 --> 00:50:23,854 -we can both happy. -Uh-huh, sure. 1052 00:50:23,937 --> 00:50:26,773 But it's supposed to be me that's happy, and it's you. 1053 00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:28,942 How did that happen? Huh? 1054 00:50:29,025 --> 00:50:31,403 I took the wrong drugs in the wrong order, 1055 00:50:31,486 --> 00:50:32,571 and I can't get happy. 1056 00:50:32,654 --> 00:50:35,323 Well, can't you just be happy you're free? 1057 00:50:35,407 --> 00:50:37,409 No, 'cause you've ruined it. 1058 00:50:37,492 --> 00:50:40,162 -How have I ruined it? -I don't know. You just have. 1059 00:50:42,372 --> 00:50:44,791 ♪ (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1060 00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:46,334 -ROMAN: Hey, there she is. -SHIV: Hey. 1061 00:50:46,418 --> 00:50:48,336 -ROMAN: Hey. -What are you up to? What's going on? 1062 00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:50,630 I heard you were speaking. Did you get to Matsson? 1063 00:50:50,714 --> 00:50:53,967 Are you okay? Onlookers reported you having some kind of breakdown. 1064 00:50:54,050 --> 00:50:56,052 People were anxious that you maybe swallowed your tongue. 1065 00:50:57,012 --> 00:50:58,138 Yeah, I was dancing. 1066 00:50:58,221 --> 00:50:59,556 I heard it looked like a cry for help. 1067 00:50:59,639 --> 00:51:02,809 "The Dance of the Sugar Plum Failure." (GIGGLES) 1068 00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:06,188 -Fuck you. You spoke to him? -Uh, yup. 1069 00:51:06,271 --> 00:51:09,274 -SHIV: And? -You mind if I don't say? 1070 00:51:09,357 --> 00:51:11,109 (LAUGHS) Are you f-- Okay, come on. 1071 00:51:11,193 --> 00:51:14,321 All right. Don't worry about it, Shivvy. I'll handle it. 1072 00:51:14,404 --> 00:51:15,781 You can go cut a rug. 1073 00:51:15,864 --> 00:51:19,034 -Rome, seriously, come on. -I am being serious. 1074 00:51:19,117 --> 00:51:21,328 I will talk to Dad and see if he wants to loop you in. 1075 00:51:21,411 --> 00:51:23,246 He often does like to loop you in. 1076 00:51:23,330 --> 00:51:26,082 Rome, just-- just fucking tell me. 1077 00:51:26,166 --> 00:51:28,335 This is important, and I might need to finesse. 1078 00:51:28,418 --> 00:51:30,295 -Oh, you need to finesse? -Yeah. 1079 00:51:30,378 --> 00:51:32,214 Thank you. That's kind. How would you finesse 1080 00:51:32,297 --> 00:51:33,757 something that's done? What, by ruining it? 1081 00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,343 -No, by making sure you don't-- -The thing is that Lukas and I 1082 00:51:36,426 --> 00:51:38,678 have, like, a thing, and I don't see how you fit in. 1083 00:51:38,762 --> 00:51:40,388 You know what? If you wanna show off to somebody, 1084 00:51:40,472 --> 00:51:41,932 maybe do it to somebody who gives a shit. 1085 00:51:42,015 --> 00:51:44,059 You're having a very bad day, I know that, 1086 00:51:44,142 --> 00:51:47,229 what with hearing that you have to continue to share your apartment 1087 00:51:47,312 --> 00:51:49,314 with the old meat wardrobe, but, you know, 1088 00:51:49,397 --> 00:51:50,690 try to keep your wig on, yeah? 1089 00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:52,651 -I'm the one in a functioning relationship. -Sure you are. 1090 00:51:52,734 --> 00:51:55,570 I saw you, you know, I saw you sipping Dad's champagne 1091 00:51:55,654 --> 00:51:57,155 looking like you were sucking a lemon. 1092 00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:58,532 I don't drink on workdays... 1093 00:51:58,615 --> 00:51:59,991 -You don't drink on workdays. -...because I have self-control. 1094 00:52:00,075 --> 00:52:01,660 Okay. That's what that is. Okay. 1095 00:52:01,743 --> 00:52:03,954 I thought maybe you were thinking about all the dick you were gonna ride 1096 00:52:04,037 --> 00:52:05,789 -when he was inside? -Oh, my fucking God. 1097 00:52:05,872 --> 00:52:08,333 You know what? No one likes talking about me fucking guys 1098 00:52:08,416 --> 00:52:10,126 -as much as you do. Do you know that? -Mm-hmm. 1099 00:52:10,210 --> 00:52:12,963 SIOBHAN: Why is that? Is that because you're the COO who can't fuck? 1100 00:52:13,046 --> 00:52:15,841 Hmm. (CLICKS TONGUE) Mmm. 1101 00:52:15,924 --> 00:52:17,384 Did you think Tom was going to jail? 1102 00:52:17,467 --> 00:52:19,135 -Did you? Did you? -No, I'm happy he's not going to jail. 1103 00:52:19,219 --> 00:52:21,179 Oh, I'm sure you are. You look really happy. 1104 00:52:21,263 --> 00:52:23,139 Did you think he was, though? Maybe? 1105 00:52:23,223 --> 00:52:25,934 He-- There was a chance he was going to jail? Maybe Dad was gonna go to jail? 1106 00:52:26,017 --> 00:52:27,561 Fuck, maybe I was gonna go to jail. 1107 00:52:27,644 --> 00:52:29,980 And because Kendall's... (CLICKS TONGUE) 1108 00:52:30,063 --> 00:52:32,357 ...that it was all about you. You thought it was ladies' night 1109 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,526 and they were playing your song, but guess what? 1110 00:52:34,609 --> 00:52:37,571 You were wrong! All the men got together in man club 1111 00:52:37,654 --> 00:52:40,949 and we decided, sweetheart, everything's fine, so just... 1112 00:52:42,784 --> 00:52:44,327 -We got it. -You know, he is using you 1113 00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:46,246 as a messenger boy, but as usual... 1114 00:52:46,329 --> 00:52:48,540 -Mm-hmm. -...you're too fucking dumb to see it. 1115 00:52:48,623 --> 00:52:51,293 It's difficult. I get it. It's very difficult for you 1116 00:52:51,376 --> 00:52:54,671 to have to do the dance for Dad because you just suck at dancing. 1117 00:52:54,754 --> 00:52:56,089 You're a piece of shit, you know that? 1118 00:52:56,172 --> 00:52:57,924 ROMAN: It turns out he loves it when I do the Daddy dance, 1119 00:52:58,008 --> 00:52:59,467 but I guess that's because he loves me. 1120 00:52:59,551 --> 00:53:02,762 He loves fucking me, and he just doesn't wanna fuck you anymore. 1121 00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:05,473 What are you even talking about? You're so gross. 1122 00:53:05,557 --> 00:53:08,268 (LAUGHS) Oh, Daddy doesn't love his little carrot top 1123 00:53:08,351 --> 00:53:11,313 even when she does her little Daddy dance. 1124 00:53:11,396 --> 00:53:13,732 -Dad-Daddy, Dad-Daddy dance. -I fucking hate you, man. 1125 00:53:13,815 --> 00:53:16,359 Oh, shit. Look who it is. It's birthday boy. Hey! 1126 00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:18,737 -Happy birthday, man. -Enough, yeah? 1127 00:53:18,820 --> 00:53:20,322 Oh, okay. Yeah. Sorry. Good night. 1128 00:53:22,782 --> 00:53:24,242 Neither of you should be in here. 1129 00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:26,620 Oh my God, you're right. Someone call the cops! 1130 00:53:26,703 --> 00:53:28,413 Intruders have breached the masturbatorium! 1131 00:53:28,496 --> 00:53:29,664 KENDALL: You're both full of shit. 1132 00:53:29,748 --> 00:53:31,666 And you came here to fuck me behind my back. 1133 00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:33,418 And you're ghouls and you're disgusting. 1134 00:53:33,501 --> 00:53:36,963 -Sorry. Whoops. -Can we get them out? 1135 00:53:37,047 --> 00:53:38,798 -ROMAN: Oh, get them out? -KENDALL: Can we get them out, please? 1136 00:53:38,882 --> 00:53:41,092 Um, it's a little late for that, buddy. I already spoke to Mattson. 1137 00:53:41,176 --> 00:53:43,303 Who hates you, by the way, and laughs at you constantly. 1138 00:53:43,386 --> 00:53:44,262 Just stop. 1139 00:53:44,346 --> 00:53:46,264 ROMAN: Oh, what? Go easy on birthday boy? 1140 00:53:46,348 --> 00:53:48,141 Did you come here to see me at all? 1141 00:53:48,975 --> 00:53:50,393 You didn't, did you, Shiv? 1142 00:53:50,477 --> 00:53:53,271 Well, look, we haven't been getting along that great lately, 1143 00:53:53,355 --> 00:53:55,523 so what do you think? Surprised? 1144 00:53:57,025 --> 00:53:59,069 -GoJo was my idea. -(LAUGHS) 1145 00:53:59,152 --> 00:54:00,904 -You stole my idea. -"You stole my idea." 1146 00:54:00,987 --> 00:54:04,366 What are you, fucking six? Dude, you lost. No big deal. 1147 00:54:04,449 --> 00:54:06,159 No need to cry about it. You lost. 1148 00:54:06,242 --> 00:54:09,162 You like the spying, Shiv? On my daughter? 1149 00:54:09,245 --> 00:54:10,830 -Oh. -On your niece? You like that? 1150 00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:13,249 -Okay. Lay off the drugs, Ken. -ROMAN: It's not a fucking big deal. 1151 00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:14,793 -Who gives a shit? -We are spying? 1152 00:54:14,876 --> 00:54:16,836 ROMAN: Yes, of-- Oh, come on. Of course we are. 1153 00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:18,797 It's a fucking party game. He's in Dad's shit, 1154 00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:20,715 so we're up in his, everybody's in the shit. 1155 00:54:20,799 --> 00:54:22,550 -Don't act like you're fucking clean. -No, okay. That is disgusting. 1156 00:54:22,634 --> 00:54:25,011 It's disgusting? What, you're siding with him now? Traitor? 1157 00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:26,680 I'm just saying there's a line, bro. 1158 00:54:26,763 --> 00:54:28,431 -Fucking Sophie and Iverson? They're kids. -ROMAN: Oh, there's a line now? 1159 00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:30,225 There's a fucking line now? No line for him, 1160 00:54:30,308 --> 00:54:31,851 no line for you, but there's a line for me? 1161 00:54:31,935 --> 00:54:34,145 You're a bunch of stuck-up cunts who can't fucking bear 1162 00:54:34,229 --> 00:54:36,314 to see me win. That's it. That's all this is. 1163 00:54:36,398 --> 00:54:38,274 You're not a real person. 1164 00:54:38,358 --> 00:54:40,735 You know that? You're not a real person. 1165 00:54:40,819 --> 00:54:42,570 You're not real. 1166 00:54:42,654 --> 00:54:45,073 Come on. Why don't you hit me maybe? 1167 00:54:45,156 --> 00:54:46,658 -Come on. -Come on, shitty Jesus. 1168 00:54:46,741 --> 00:54:49,995 You know you want to. Just fucking hit me. Do it. 1169 00:54:50,078 --> 00:54:52,622 "I'm not a real person." Fuck you. 1170 00:54:52,706 --> 00:54:53,957 All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1171 00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:55,500 Have a good birthday, okay, fuckface? 1172 00:54:55,583 --> 00:54:57,877 -CONNOR: Hey, what is this? -Oh, shit! Oh, fuck! 1173 00:54:57,961 --> 00:55:00,171 (LAUGHING) Are you okay? Happy birthday. 1174 00:55:00,255 --> 00:55:02,507 Everybody just take it easy, okay? 1175 00:55:03,341 --> 00:55:07,595 (ROMAN LAUGHING) 1176 00:55:11,933 --> 00:55:13,018 Take your coat off. 1177 00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:17,731 -Take your fucking coat off. -That's enough. That's enough. 1178 00:55:18,898 --> 00:55:20,817 KENDALL: Take your fucking coat off! 1179 00:55:20,900 --> 00:55:23,653 -(ROMAN GIGGLES) -Like a fucking eight-year-old. You're an asshole. 1180 00:55:23,737 --> 00:55:28,366 It's funny. It's funny. You're gonna laugh at it later. 1181 00:55:28,450 --> 00:55:30,201 -Let's-- let's... -You're gonna wake up in the middle of the night... 1182 00:55:30,285 --> 00:55:32,704 -Let's go. -...and be like, "That was funny." 1183 00:55:32,787 --> 00:55:33,872 To the birthday boy. 1184 00:55:33,955 --> 00:55:36,458 ♪ (QUIET PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1185 00:55:36,541 --> 00:55:38,418 Hey, you wanna go someplace else? 1186 00:55:38,501 --> 00:55:40,211 Like out, out? Now? 1187 00:55:42,881 --> 00:55:44,007 No thanks, honey. 1188 00:55:48,511 --> 00:55:49,929 I might be up for a while. 1189 00:55:54,642 --> 00:55:57,020 Hey, Dad. I nailed him. 1190 00:55:57,103 --> 00:55:59,105 I am the only child you'll ever need. 1191 00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:01,775 You can kill the others. Love you. 1192 00:56:01,858 --> 00:56:04,319 Hey, you can piss off. I'm gonna walk home. 1193 00:56:09,783 --> 00:56:13,661 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 1194 00:56:22,253 --> 00:56:23,338 Hey. 1195 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:31,971 I think the party's over, yeah? 1196 00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:35,975 Yeah. Just a party. 1197 00:56:37,268 --> 00:56:40,230 Let it fizzle. Come. 1198 00:56:57,372 --> 00:57:01,251 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 1199 00:58:25,710 --> 00:58:27,754 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪