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Mr. Roy, we'd like to move on

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to the matter of these illegal payments.

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Uh-huh. Fine.

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I mean, we've done that, but... Uh-huh.

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Specifically, your...

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first-hand knowledge of what happened.

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Yup. Yup, got it.

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What we want you to explain to us,

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based on what you saw and heard,

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is how these illegal payments
were made, were approved,

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- and by whom.
- Yup. Got it.

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What's next?

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You want to answer the question?

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I think I'm good.

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Okay, fine. Uh...

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Well, I approved
the illegal payments, because...

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I love sexual assault
and I love to cover it up.

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How... How... How's that? Is that bad?

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- Okay, we can... we can wrap up.
- That's bad?

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Come on, just...
We'll privately run the...

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the timeline at home, but yeah...

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I'm good. We're good. Right?

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Good, and yeah, just...

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- humble, straightforward...
- Hide the agenda.

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No agenda.

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Sure.

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They're government employees, I mean...

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how smart can they be?

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I'm not saying that. I'm saying
what you think I think, right?

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And... And just so we're
on the same page

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in terms of aims, for me,

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the wish list goes:

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immunity for yours truly,

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taskforce for Waystar,

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- my dad deaded.
- Well, I don't do requests

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because I'm not a DJ.

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But I hear you. Look, come in here.

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They're jigsawing all the papers.

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Hey, paper people!

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- Morning.
- Good morning.

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You know, Waystar is now cooperating,

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helpfully offering up
one billion pages of documents,

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hiring white-shoe, former DOJ types

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to conduct an internal
that looks super scrupulous,

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offering up employees for talks with DOJ

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and worker safety protocols
around Cruises.

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We can adjust, but...

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... this isn't a slam dunk here.

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- Uh-huh, but...
- Mm-hmm?

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... the papers, yeah?

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- I mean...
- Once you pull everything out

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that falls under other jurisdictions

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or maritime law, or is privileged,

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or is outside
the statute of limitations...

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But an FCPA angle obviates
those objections, right?

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Well, the stuff that works

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for Foreign Corrupt
Practices Act is inferential.

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Waystar was careful.

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So, you're saying
the papers are bullshit?

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I'm just saying they lack
some of the explosiveness

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it was suggested they might have.

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Well...

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I can reposition the context

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in the public arena, maybe... maybe...

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Maybe I can flip someone up the tree?

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I just feel like sometimes
we're allowing the tune

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to be played at my dad's tempo, Lisa.

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And I'm not sure why.

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I have the, quote-unquote,
best lawyer in town.

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I have the best story.

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- I have fucking receipts!
- I hear you're concerned.

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You have a big day tomorrow.

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Okay? This happens the night before.

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- Rest up, okay?
- Thank you.

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Yeah, and I... and I...

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Look, I really value
all the work you do, honestly.

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But let's try harder.

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Yeah? Let's try harder.

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Thank you.

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I miss the big boot. At least
you could hear him coming.

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Clearly fucking.

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Dad and Kerry? Please.

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Showing memes to a young
menial? Tale as old as time.

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No, he hates the close-proximity bang.

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He's still really into blowjobs, I hear.

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You just wanna give him
a blowjob, so stop projecting.

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- Hey, Romulus!
- I do.

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Looks like he wants one now.

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Mm...

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well played, the Internet.

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- Okay, um... Shiv...
- You're disgusting.

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Tom...

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Hugo.

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Okay, so, your dad

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has been drawing up
priorities for the weekend.

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He wants everyone hitting
anti-tech positions hard.

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Regulate and strangulate.

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They're getting too powerful.

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Everybody knows it.

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"Stop tech eating our lunch".

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Put in a new friend at the top,

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one who won't fire up Justice
about our, um, boring old case.

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Yeah, and maybe eat
a bellyful of humble pie

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about accidentally knocking
over their president

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and smashing him on the floor.

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Boo-hoo. It's not our fault

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the president's brain
couldn't thunk good no more.

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Go offense.

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Spread it around that
if the Raisin goes for us,

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he's, uh, politicizing the Cruises case.

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"It's so sad.

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His justice department has a grudge".

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I might have heard that the deputy AG...

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has a picture of me on her dartboard,

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which is...

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disgusting.

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We... Have... Ha...
Have we heard that? Or...

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That is the rumor that's going around.

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Yeah. Funny how
these rumors get started.

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Yeah.

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It's disgusting.

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Hey, you mind
if I jump in with you, Dad?

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Uh-oh!

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Okay, Pinkie.

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Can we go up a degree in the back?

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You okay?

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You gonna be a fucking sourpuss?

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What? No.

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No, I just... uh...

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The last time that we talked properly,

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you humiliated me
at the shareholder meeting,

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so I thought I should just check in.

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It was a long day, and I was unwell.

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Uh-huh.

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Well...

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I wanna say I'm concerned

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about who you might
endorse this weekend.

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- The vice president.
- You're scared of Dave Boyer?

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Yeah.

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Nothing's more dangerous
than a second-rate individual

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who sees his chance.

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I need to keep my spoon in the soup.

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Fine, and...

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I don't think this is the place
to let Roman be the mouthpiece.

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- He's maturing.
- Yeah, and I love him,

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but he fucked the phone call
with the Raisin,

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that's an existential risk,

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and the only solid thing
he actioned in LA, Dad,

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was the movie Dr. Honk,

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about the man who could talk to cars.

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Yeah.

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But we're walking in there
with a hundred different aims,

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and I think some nuance is required.

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I'm just glad that we still have
a company to act on behalf of,

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thanks to me.

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Kerry, get Shiv a fucking medal.

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- All right, enough!
- Let's go.

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Don't touch me!

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Okay, so, if you guys go to
your left, the elevator's to the left.

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I have your room keys, and
welcome drinks start in 20 minutes.

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Wow, you can really smell the panic.

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Berlin Bunker vibes.

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It is rather pungent.

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Oh, Ms. Libtard,
how do you like spelunking

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in the elephant's asshole?

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- I'm just a corporate observer.
- Okay.

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Well, wait till the weekend's over.

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We'll get our white
cis male stank all over you.

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It's just such a thrill.

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I'm probably the biggest
Con-head in Oklahoma.

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Of course! Panhandle Pete!

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You've met Maxim Pierce?
He's my intellectual heft.

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My Beltway Buddha.

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I push him, he pushes me,
and around and around we go!

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Is it just me, or in a room
full of Timothy McVeighs,

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does Connor suddenly
look like a Roosevelt?

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Sweetie.

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It's Panhandle Pete!

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Frowny Face here wanted to stay home

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and work on her play,

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but duty calls for my leggy Mary Todd.

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Mm. No, it's fine. I can totally
just write the play on my phone.

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So, uh, how did you two meet?

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Online.

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Online.

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Hi, folks. Just for a second.

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Quiet for just a second.

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I want to thank you all for...

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being here on such short notice

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and I want to thank you

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for keeping your attendance private.

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Uh... What we do here...

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at the Future Freedom Summit

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is of the utmost importance
to our party and our country.

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I... I happen to believe

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the next president of the United States

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is somewhere in this very room.

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- He is, and he's hard as a rock.
- So...

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may God shepherd... this person.

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The health of our republic
depends on it.

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And the health of my portfolio.

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And that.

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To the republic!

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To the republic! Thank you.

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The republic!

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Ron Petkus blew
his son's archery instructor.

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True story.

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Blew his arch... Whoa!

210
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Um... Some guy with an undercut
just called me "soy boy".

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Oh, don't worry, Greg.

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It's a nice safe space

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where you don't have to pretend
to like Hamilton.

214
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Well, I like Hamilton.

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Sure, you do. We all do.

216
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So, what... what...
what is this, actually, here?

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This is just a nice political conference

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of like-minded donors and intellectuals.

219
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AKA picking the next president.

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Selecto el presidento.

221
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That's not... That's not
really how it works.

222
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Yeah, no, sure, but yeah.

223
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But is that, like, constitutional?

224
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Oh, I don't know, Greg.

225
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You wanna call a referee?

226
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Is there an ombudsman in the house?

227
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- Well. Here they are.
- What is an ombudsman?

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The family who lost us a presidency.

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How is he? The Raisin.

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He's out of a job in six months,

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lame in the interim,
and the GOP is in flames.

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We're all doing backflips.

233
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Sorry about that.

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He's got a serious condition.

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We felt the country needed to know.

236
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- Oh.
- So, uh, what are you hearing?

237
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Well, with the president out,
we need a nominee.

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So welcome to Clown Town.

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Six months to election day
and no candidate.

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Super Tuesday's gone,
ballots are already finalized.

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The delegates will choose
at the RNC, of course, but...

242
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I think we can all be real

243
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and say we need to choose here first.

244
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It's Boyer, right? We're going Boyer?

245
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Yup. Cleanest option
is the vice president.

246
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The party needs to be united.

247
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So I hope, since you started this mess,

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you can help us clear it up?

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- Dave's good. I like Dave.
- We all like Dave.

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Steady old plow horse.

251
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I heard his daughter
has made him go vegetarian.

252
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- Did you hear that?
- No.

253
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No. Oh, no. I think I've
seen him eat a meatball.

254
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Nope. Secret herbivore. Right here.

255
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- Boyer, it's his turn.
- Mm-hmm.

256
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I don't really mind
the lip-licking thing.

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No?

258
00:12:49,391 --> 00:12:52,222
- Is it bad?
- Not really. It's... It just...

259
00:12:52,227 --> 00:12:54,292
When you notice it, you definitely...

260
00:12:54,296 --> 00:12:55,526
notice it.

261
00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:57,561
As long as he doesn't do it
much during the debates,

262
00:12:57,565 --> 00:12:59,030
we should be fine.

263
00:12:59,034 --> 00:13:01,299
Guy must have the wettest
lips in North America.

264
00:13:01,304 --> 00:13:03,166
Yeah, it's like he's a cartoon bear

265
00:13:03,171 --> 00:13:05,435
and there's always
a picnic hamper nearby.

266
00:13:05,439 --> 00:13:06,937
Yeah, but Dave's great.

267
00:13:06,941 --> 00:13:08,338
Congratulations, by the way.

268
00:13:08,343 --> 00:13:09,674
Oh, okay.

269
00:13:09,679 --> 00:13:12,211
Uh, for what? What have I done now?

270
00:13:12,216 --> 00:13:13,516
For the wedding.

271
00:13:15,483 --> 00:13:17,047
Your mother.

272
00:13:17,052 --> 00:13:18,916
Your mother is Caroline Collingwood, no?

273
00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,551
- Yeah...
- And she's getting married, no?

274
00:13:20,555 --> 00:13:22,085
To Peter Munion?

275
00:13:22,089 --> 00:13:23,521
No. No, she's in a relationship

276
00:13:23,525 --> 00:13:26,323
with a canoe-shaped
gentleman named Rory.

277
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:27,525
Nope.

278
00:13:27,529 --> 00:13:30,195
Maybe it was somebody else,
then. Pretty su... No!

279
00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:33,597
Oh! Look at that!

280
00:13:33,602 --> 00:13:35,565
Um... You know how it is.

281
00:13:35,570 --> 00:13:39,503
Families. Could you
forward that to me, actually?

282
00:13:39,507 --> 00:13:42,004
Thank you. I'll, uh,
see you around. Thank you.

283
00:13:42,009 --> 00:13:43,072
Okay.

284
00:13:43,076 --> 00:13:44,874
Hey, could you excuse us
for just a moment?

285
00:13:44,878 --> 00:13:47,109
- Certainly. Certainly.
- Thank you so much.

286
00:13:47,113 --> 00:13:49,378
Did you know about this,
you withholding bitch?

287
00:13:49,383 --> 00:13:51,081
Uh, what?

288
00:13:51,086 --> 00:13:53,217
You know, Glyn, the, uh, Brexit pervert?

289
00:13:53,222 --> 00:13:54,751
Yeah, he just sent this to me.

290
00:13:54,755 --> 00:13:57,053
Apparently, our mother
is marrying a Peter Munion.

291
00:13:57,057 --> 00:14:00,023
- What? Who's Peter Onion?
- I don't fucking know.

292
00:14:00,027 --> 00:14:01,558
Wonder if that first-born fucker knew.

293
00:14:01,563 --> 00:14:03,091
Mm-hmm. Call him.

294
00:14:05,298 --> 00:14:06,965
Sorry, just give me a second.

295
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:08,509
Yeah, what?

296
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,515
I'm here with Shiv.

297
00:14:09,519 --> 00:14:11,689
Just wanted to let you know
new dad just dropped.

298
00:14:12,572 --> 00:14:13,669
I'm sorry, what?

299
00:14:13,674 --> 00:14:15,571
Yeah, Mommy's getting remarried, dingus!

300
00:14:15,575 --> 00:14:17,205
- Did you know?
- Of course he didn't know.

301
00:14:17,209 --> 00:14:18,339
Ken bores the shit out of Mom.

302
00:14:18,343 --> 00:14:19,942
What are you even talking about?

303
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:22,044
You mean, uh, Rory?

304
00:14:22,048 --> 00:14:24,446
Uh... No. She took
the view, "Fuck Rory".

305
00:14:24,450 --> 00:14:26,848
Hey, Shiv, is it true?
You at the hate-fest fest?

306
00:14:26,852 --> 00:14:28,450
Burning books and measuring skulls

307
00:14:28,454 --> 00:14:30,488
- down in Nuremberg, Virginia?
- Yeah.

308
00:14:31,457 --> 00:14:33,021
What are you doing with your weekend?

309
00:14:33,025 --> 00:14:34,823
Planning to send us all to jail?
Your favorite?

310
00:14:34,827 --> 00:14:36,623
All right. Just, uh,
wanted to let you know

311
00:14:36,628 --> 00:14:38,929
Mommy still doesn't love you.
Bye, Ken, bye.

312
00:14:41,801 --> 00:14:43,765
Hey, man, I... I just wanted to, uh,

313
00:14:43,769 --> 00:14:45,200
broach something with you.

314
00:14:45,204 --> 00:14:46,567
Broach away, Greg.

315
00:14:46,571 --> 00:14:49,872
So, yeah, look, I'm...
I'm pretty anxious. Um...

316
00:14:50,642 --> 00:14:53,242
Ken is saying he might burn me.

317
00:14:55,847 --> 00:14:57,011
Are you threatening me?

318
00:14:57,016 --> 00:14:58,512
You can't threaten me. I'm immune.

319
00:14:58,516 --> 00:15:01,916
No, Tom, I was just
thinking about advice.

320
00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,117
Because I'm...

321
00:15:03,121 --> 00:15:07,788
I'm obsessing over
the "prison" of it all.

322
00:15:07,792 --> 00:15:11,325
And, uh, I just need to know
how to stop thinking.

323
00:15:11,329 --> 00:15:12,860
- Yeah.
- It's just constant.

324
00:15:12,865 --> 00:15:15,061
I tried that. Doesn't work.

325
00:15:15,066 --> 00:15:19,433
No, what I'm preferring
is to always think about it.

326
00:15:19,437 --> 00:15:22,269
And then, when you don't,
for a moment, it's like,

327
00:15:22,273 --> 00:15:26,074
"Ooh! Someone's loosened
their icy grip on my innards".

328
00:15:29,147 --> 00:15:30,244
Yeah.

329
00:15:30,249 --> 00:15:31,681
I like that. I like it.

330
00:15:33,317 --> 00:15:35,349
So, you wanna try?

331
00:15:35,353 --> 00:15:38,354
- Mm-hmm?
- It's the Spätburgunder.

332
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,265
Our vineyard!

333
00:15:42,336 --> 00:15:45,767
Oh, screw top. Oh.

334
00:15:45,772 --> 00:15:49,038
... Black and brown avatars to smear...

335
00:15:49,042 --> 00:15:50,773
Do you hear Boyer's losing juice now?

336
00:15:50,777 --> 00:15:52,509
- Uh-huh.
- And the Democratic Party...

337
00:15:52,513 --> 00:15:54,246
So, it's biodynamic.

338
00:15:55,349 --> 00:15:58,014
It has quite a funk to it.

339
00:15:58,018 --> 00:16:00,549
... engineered by the DNC and the LSM

340
00:16:00,553 --> 00:16:03,820
in conjunction
with their Big Tech overlords.

341
00:16:03,825 --> 00:16:05,088
Now, the rest of us...

342
00:16:05,092 --> 00:16:07,090
You kind of have to
meet it halfway, right?

343
00:16:07,094 --> 00:16:08,524
- It's...
- You know, it's...

344
00:16:08,528 --> 00:16:11,327
- ... earthy.
- Yeah.

345
00:16:11,331 --> 00:16:13,329
Kinda... Mm...

346
00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:14,497
- Germanic.
- Yeah.

347
00:16:14,502 --> 00:16:17,703
There's lots to unpack. It's...
It's not... It's not floral.

348
00:16:18,438 --> 00:16:20,371
It's not sugary or...

349
00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:22,037
vegetal.

350
00:16:22,042 --> 00:16:24,707
It's... It's... It's... Mm.

351
00:16:24,711 --> 00:16:26,142
It's quite agricultural, you know.

352
00:16:26,146 --> 00:16:28,911
It's... It's... It's... It's... Uh...

353
00:16:28,915 --> 00:16:30,513
Right?

354
00:16:30,517 --> 00:16:31,580
You know you're not a bigot...

355
00:16:31,584 --> 00:16:33,950
It's not very nice, is it?
The wine, Shiv?

356
00:16:33,954 --> 00:16:35,316
It's true. We see this a lot,

357
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,252
- this so-called apology...
- You know,

358
00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:40,956
if Boyer flames out,
then maybe it's time to...

359
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,258
It might be time to pivot party.

360
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:44,257
So, my prison consultant called

361
00:16:44,262 --> 00:16:46,261
and it looks like the place
upstate might be full.

362
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:48,664
... disempower
the white working class...

363
00:16:48,669 --> 00:16:49,699
Mm-hmm?

364
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:52,230
- It's all the same.
- Well, you're tired.

365
00:16:52,235 --> 00:16:54,135
You'll feel better about that
in the morning.

366
00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:55,204
Oh, yeah?

367
00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:58,307
One day closer
to my incarceration, right?

368
00:16:58,311 --> 00:17:02,280
Apparently, the food in jail
is really bland. Um...

369
00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:04,745
I mean, I know it's the same...

370
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:06,250
- Tom!
- ... every day, but it's...

371
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,354
I don't get why you keep
wanting to talk about it.

372
00:17:10,359 --> 00:17:11,655
Oh.

373
00:17:12,023 --> 00:17:14,189
Okay, I'm sorry.

374
00:17:14,193 --> 00:17:16,391
Does the topic of my imminent
imprisonment bore you?

375
00:17:16,395 --> 00:17:19,160
Come on! You're just...
You're obsessing! I just...

376
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,528
I can't keep going
round and round, okay?

377
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:34,210
Honey, I don't know
what else there is to say.

378
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:40,382
I'm sorry.

379
00:17:43,621 --> 00:17:44,986
- Hey...
- Hey.

380
00:18:00,069 --> 00:18:01,469
No?

381
00:18:02,004 --> 00:18:03,871
Oh, sure. Yeah.

382
00:18:04,907 --> 00:18:06,105
Okay.

383
00:18:06,109 --> 00:18:08,073
You know what?

384
00:18:08,077 --> 00:18:09,744
There's not really any point.

385
00:18:11,514 --> 00:18:13,812
Uh... To making love?

386
00:18:13,816 --> 00:18:16,213
Yeah, well, you're
still on contraception.

387
00:18:16,218 --> 00:18:20,354
It's just like throwing so much
cake batter at a brick wall.

388
00:18:24,861 --> 00:18:26,924
I think what I realized is that I'm just

389
00:18:26,929 --> 00:18:30,094
not that interested in being
a commercial playwright.

390
00:18:30,099 --> 00:18:32,097
I mean, the audience
helped you discover that,

391
00:18:32,101 --> 00:18:33,165
didn't they, babe?

392
00:18:33,169 --> 00:18:34,566
Well, beauty and brains!

393
00:18:35,671 --> 00:18:37,435
Probably shouldn't say that.

394
00:18:37,439 --> 00:18:38,771
Uh... Will I be canceled?

395
00:18:38,775 --> 00:18:41,706
Oh, no! No. No.

396
00:18:41,710 --> 00:18:43,475
Well, who knows? You know?
The night is young.

397
00:18:43,479 --> 00:18:46,509
Yeah... Yeah, I... I just...
I don't know how you do it.

398
00:18:46,514 --> 00:18:49,647
How do you make up things
that aren't already there?

399
00:18:49,652 --> 00:18:51,183
Oh, you don't know the half of it.

400
00:18:51,187 --> 00:18:53,317
We talk long into the night.

401
00:18:53,322 --> 00:18:54,886
Ideas...

402
00:18:54,891 --> 00:18:58,290
literary, global, macro, micro, Cosmo!

403
00:18:58,294 --> 00:18:59,925
We bounce off each other.

404
00:18:59,929 --> 00:19:01,459
Well, that sounds delightful.

405
00:19:03,064 --> 00:19:04,396
No. I mean, well, yeah.

406
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,597
Con.

407
00:19:05,601 --> 00:19:08,199
Well, you should come
to Pound Ridge one weekend.

408
00:19:08,203 --> 00:19:10,134
- Mm.
- Both of you.

409
00:19:10,138 --> 00:19:12,906
Unless you're tired or busy, one.

410
00:19:13,442 --> 00:19:14,906
One and all.

411
00:19:14,910 --> 00:19:16,007
We'd love that, wouldn't we, chicken?

412
00:19:16,011 --> 00:19:17,509
I don't know if you're invited.

413
00:19:17,513 --> 00:19:19,544
Oh, ho, ho!

414
00:19:19,548 --> 00:19:21,479
Okay, let me circulate.

415
00:19:21,483 --> 00:19:25,016
And I will rehydrate
this gorgeous creature

416
00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:26,518
- on my return.
- Cancelled!

417
00:19:26,522 --> 00:19:27,752
Ah!

418
00:19:27,756 --> 00:19:29,823
You!

419
00:19:32,227 --> 00:19:33,491
Fun guy!

420
00:19:33,495 --> 00:19:36,593
Con, maybe don't abandon me
upstate with Larry Lech here.

421
00:19:36,597 --> 00:19:37,862
Okay? It's weird.

422
00:19:37,866 --> 00:19:40,031
Very influential!

423
00:19:40,035 --> 00:19:41,398
We're just showing a bit of leg.

424
00:19:41,402 --> 00:19:44,235
- Yeah, my leg.
- The collective leg!

425
00:19:44,239 --> 00:19:45,667
He's a huge donor!

426
00:19:45,672 --> 00:19:47,570
Maybe I don't wanna donate my body

427
00:19:47,575 --> 00:19:49,775
to political science, huh?

428
00:20:00,722 --> 00:20:02,987
Hey, man. What's up?

429
00:20:02,991 --> 00:20:06,157
Oh, okay. Yeah, it's the, uh...
it's the ghost pepper.

430
00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:08,025
The spicy new flavor. Mencken.

431
00:20:08,029 --> 00:20:10,427
So, what's your deal?
Most people here wanna...

432
00:20:10,431 --> 00:20:11,528
fuck me or kill me.

433
00:20:11,532 --> 00:20:12,830
- Ooh, wow!
- How about you?

434
00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:15,399
I always found it hard to care
about politics, so...

435
00:20:15,403 --> 00:20:17,501
Mm-hmm? Well, listen.

436
00:20:17,505 --> 00:20:19,069
Here's my party trick, all right?

437
00:20:19,073 --> 00:20:20,371
Okay.

438
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:21,874
Tell me who your enemy is...

439
00:20:22,610 --> 00:20:24,042
and I'll tell you who you are.

440
00:20:26,381 --> 00:20:27,578
Okay.

441
00:20:27,582 --> 00:20:29,913
Put a pin in that one. Um...

442
00:20:29,917 --> 00:20:32,516
I've seen your poll numbers.
You're dark-horsin' it.

443
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:35,118
- People are behind your whole...
- ... huh?

444
00:20:35,122 --> 00:20:38,054
They'd better buy it.
Or I'll send them to the Gulag.

445
00:20:38,058 --> 00:20:40,357
Oh, okay. Now we're talking.

446
00:20:40,361 --> 00:20:42,426
No, no, no, no. No work camps.
You know...

447
00:20:42,430 --> 00:20:43,959
These will be like summer camps.

448
00:20:43,963 --> 00:20:45,695
Summer camps but with beatings, right?

449
00:20:45,699 --> 00:20:48,165
No, no, no, no. No beatings.

450
00:20:50,637 --> 00:20:52,067
Well, this is nice.

451
00:20:52,071 --> 00:20:54,504
Couple of cool guys
having some disgusting fun.

452
00:20:54,508 --> 00:20:55,772
Mm.

453
00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:58,142
So, uh...

454
00:20:58,712 --> 00:21:00,242
Do you guys know yet?

455
00:21:00,246 --> 00:21:02,244
Who takes over?

456
00:21:02,248 --> 00:21:04,280
- What's that?
- When the send the old...

457
00:21:04,284 --> 00:21:06,616
battle toad off to the hoosegow?

458
00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:08,851
Your dad? Admiral Grope Boat?

459
00:21:08,855 --> 00:21:09,952
Yeah, no, he's not...

460
00:21:09,957 --> 00:21:11,320
That's actually not happening.

461
00:21:11,324 --> 00:21:13,523
Yeah, that's right. That's right. No.

462
00:21:13,527 --> 00:21:15,725
That's the line.
Stick to the line. That's good.

463
00:21:40,218 --> 00:21:44,920
So, according to Steven,
my prison consultant, this is...

464
00:21:44,924 --> 00:21:47,956
you know, this is kind of
what the food is like inside.

465
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,693
I'm in training. How's your omelet?

466
00:21:51,363 --> 00:21:52,428
It's...

467
00:21:53,899 --> 00:21:54,962
not...

468
00:21:54,967 --> 00:21:56,998
- Yeah, making some inroads.
- It's like...

469
00:21:57,002 --> 00:21:58,199
I'm actually glad you called, Tom.

470
00:21:58,203 --> 00:21:59,205
It's like Afghanistan.

471
00:21:59,210 --> 00:22:00,999
You have to start in the center there.

472
00:22:01,004 --> 00:22:02,370
You establish a base of operations.

473
00:22:02,374 --> 00:22:03,704
Then you have to kind of...

474
00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:04,770
- move out...
- Okay.

475
00:22:04,775 --> 00:22:06,340
... to secure more territory.

476
00:22:06,345 --> 00:22:09,444
Yeah, I, uh... I'm worried about prison.

477
00:22:09,448 --> 00:22:12,912
I... I... I... I just feel
because of my physical length,

478
00:22:12,917 --> 00:22:15,649
I could be a target
for all kinds of misadventures...

479
00:22:15,653 --> 00:22:18,919
And it won't taste
as good as this either, okay?

480
00:22:18,923 --> 00:22:22,357
You have to take off
30 to 50 percent of the taste

481
00:22:22,361 --> 00:22:25,693
of that endless salty gym mat
that you're eating.

482
00:22:25,697 --> 00:22:26,727
Camel's labia.

483
00:22:26,732 --> 00:22:29,596
Yeah, like, they wipe their ass
on your pillowcase.

484
00:22:29,601 --> 00:22:31,699
- I know!
- That's something they'd like to do.

485
00:22:31,703 --> 00:22:33,833
I've read the prison blogs, Greg.

486
00:22:33,838 --> 00:22:35,035
I know.

487
00:22:35,039 --> 00:22:36,105
Um...

488
00:22:36,741 --> 00:22:38,539
Look.

489
00:22:38,543 --> 00:22:40,207
You know how, uh...

490
00:22:40,211 --> 00:22:43,978
they're calling you that name
around the office, the...

491
00:22:43,982 --> 00:22:45,178
you know, the Christmas Tree...

492
00:22:45,182 --> 00:22:47,449
What's good is to eradicate hope.

493
00:22:48,486 --> 00:22:50,818
They can't get you if you got no hope.

494
00:22:50,822 --> 00:22:52,520
It's because I think...

495
00:22:52,524 --> 00:22:55,723
You know, if you have a crime,
you need to unload.

496
00:22:55,727 --> 00:22:57,756
They can hang it from you
like an ornament.

497
00:22:57,761 --> 00:23:00,458
I haven't really slept properly
in about eight days.

498
00:23:00,463 --> 00:23:02,161
It's not a nice name.

499
00:23:02,165 --> 00:23:04,130
But I was wondering,

500
00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:08,102
since, I mean, it looks like
you're going anyway...

501
00:23:09,406 --> 00:23:13,207
Is it... Is it possible you might...

502
00:23:14,277 --> 00:23:15,476
... with me?

503
00:23:16,246 --> 00:23:17,946
Are you asking if you can...

504
00:23:19,416 --> 00:23:21,915
hook your bauble of corporate wrongdoing

505
00:23:21,919 --> 00:23:23,983
on one of my... branches, Greg?

506
00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:25,084
I just thought, if...

507
00:23:25,088 --> 00:23:27,420
if it won't make much
difference to you...

508
00:23:33,896 --> 00:23:34,963
Fine, okay.

509
00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:38,764
Load me up, you piece of shit.

510
00:23:38,768 --> 00:23:41,802
No quid pro quo? Just...

511
00:23:43,706 --> 00:23:45,171
That's...

512
00:23:45,175 --> 00:23:48,042
That's inc... incredibly kind of you.

513
00:23:52,315 --> 00:23:54,913
- Can I get this?
- No.

514
00:23:54,917 --> 00:23:56,915
Greenpeace stole your inheritance.

515
00:23:56,919 --> 00:23:59,318
Besides, all my meals
will be free soon. So...

516
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:12,230
Okay, Mr. Roy.

517
00:24:12,234 --> 00:24:14,432
Is there any other illegal conduct

518
00:24:14,436 --> 00:24:16,465
that you're aware of in connection

519
00:24:16,470 --> 00:24:18,168
to what we've been talking about today

520
00:24:18,173 --> 00:24:19,740
that we haven't covered?

521
00:24:19,745 --> 00:24:20,810
Um...

522
00:24:23,913 --> 00:24:26,747
No. N... Not that I can think of now.

523
00:24:27,483 --> 00:24:28,780
At the moment.

524
00:24:28,784 --> 00:24:31,316
Thank you for your time, Mr. Roy.

525
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,120
- Counselor.
- Thank you.

526
00:24:33,756 --> 00:24:34,822
Thank you.

527
00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:44,598
Good. I think that...

528
00:24:45,334 --> 00:24:46,533
you did fine.

529
00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:49,636
Uh-huh.

530
00:24:50,138 --> 00:24:51,168
It was a good start

531
00:24:51,173 --> 00:24:52,403
and they'll have another session...

532
00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:54,672
We can say it went badly, Lisa.
It's okay.

533
00:24:54,676 --> 00:24:56,141
Okay, let's maybe just... We'll...

534
00:24:56,145 --> 00:24:58,140
We'll do the Monday morning
quarterback in a bit.

535
00:24:58,145 --> 00:25:00,611
They spent all day trying
to find hairline fractures

536
00:25:00,616 --> 00:25:01,812
in my story.

537
00:25:01,816 --> 00:25:04,882
Meanwhile, my dad's a fucking
tsunami of corruption.

538
00:25:04,886 --> 00:25:06,617
They don't do cuddles, Ken.

539
00:25:06,621 --> 00:25:08,318
Right.

540
00:25:08,322 --> 00:25:11,021
Right, 'cause I... I know
how this works.

541
00:25:11,025 --> 00:25:12,587
Okay? My dad is drowning them

542
00:25:12,592 --> 00:25:14,923
in chickenfeed and compliance bullshit,

543
00:25:14,928 --> 00:25:16,760
five years go by, and it... and it's,

544
00:25:16,764 --> 00:25:18,061
- "Hey! Whatever happened..."
- Hey.

545
00:25:18,065 --> 00:25:19,763
"... to that big investigation
into the bad people?"

546
00:25:19,767 --> 00:25:20,864
- Ken!
- 'Cause you know what?

547
00:25:20,868 --> 00:25:22,999
- They're scared of my dad!
- Come on!

548
00:25:23,003 --> 00:25:25,600
- Come on.
- They pretend they're on the side of justice.

549
00:25:25,605 --> 00:25:27,003
They pretend they're on the side
of the whistleblowers.

550
00:25:27,007 --> 00:25:29,207
- Not here.
- But they're chickenshit.

551
00:25:29,212 --> 00:25:30,478
Not here!

552
00:25:35,483 --> 00:25:37,483
That should put a rocket up their asses.

553
00:25:45,925 --> 00:25:48,824
We do not want this to get politicized.

554
00:25:48,828 --> 00:25:50,793
Well, everything is politics.

555
00:25:50,797 --> 00:25:52,728
- So...
- Kendall...

556
00:25:52,732 --> 00:25:54,630
do you think you're smarter than me?

557
00:25:54,634 --> 00:25:57,266
What? Do I... What? No.

558
00:25:57,270 --> 00:25:59,435
- No.
- Because maybe you are.

559
00:25:59,439 --> 00:26:00,736
But I am a better lawyer.

560
00:26:00,740 --> 00:26:03,038
You acted high-handed and defensive

561
00:26:03,042 --> 00:26:05,439
and then oscillated
to wildly over-familiar

562
00:26:05,444 --> 00:26:07,875
and glib. You sometimes
undermined my status

563
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,815
and didn't appear to be frank
about your own involvement.

564
00:26:11,618 --> 00:26:14,151
But let's take stock, okay?

565
00:26:22,161 --> 00:26:23,828
Oh. Oh.

566
00:26:24,396 --> 00:26:26,061
Hey! Logan.

567
00:26:26,065 --> 00:26:28,897
- Dave! How are we?
- Good. Good.

568
00:26:28,902 --> 00:26:30,564
I'm glad I ran into you.

569
00:26:30,569 --> 00:26:33,268
I feel like we've hardly
had a chance to connect.

570
00:26:33,272 --> 00:26:35,904
- Well, here we are.
- Here we are.

571
00:26:35,908 --> 00:26:39,441
You've heard they're calling
this the ATN Primary?

572
00:26:39,445 --> 00:26:42,477
Oh, I wouldn't worry about all that.

573
00:26:42,481 --> 00:26:45,447
You know, one of the things I...

574
00:26:45,451 --> 00:26:48,352
wanted to discuss with you is, um...

575
00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:50,988
is controlling Tech.

576
00:26:51,490 --> 00:26:54,122
That's a big, big plank for me.

577
00:26:54,126 --> 00:26:55,357
Oh, that's interesting.

578
00:26:55,361 --> 00:26:58,560
- That's really interesting.
- Uh-huh. Sure.

579
00:26:58,564 --> 00:27:00,495
Sure, and I... I... I...

580
00:27:00,499 --> 00:27:03,998
can sometimes fear a degree
of legal overreach

581
00:27:04,002 --> 00:27:05,600
against you legacy media guys.

582
00:27:05,604 --> 00:27:08,603
You heard this thing that the deputy AG

583
00:27:08,607 --> 00:27:10,772
has a dartboard with my face on it?

584
00:27:10,776 --> 00:27:11,941
Yeah.

585
00:27:13,111 --> 00:27:14,509
I mean, I think that's...

586
00:27:14,513 --> 00:27:16,210
- just a rumor.
- Mm.

587
00:27:16,214 --> 00:27:17,877
I mean, to me, it's one of those things

588
00:27:17,882 --> 00:27:19,813
where even if it isn't real, there's...

589
00:27:19,818 --> 00:27:21,851
a reason it feels like it is, right?

590
00:27:23,521 --> 00:27:24,585
Uh-huh.

591
00:27:24,589 --> 00:27:26,687
Right.

592
00:27:26,691 --> 00:27:28,656
Okay. Good.

593
00:27:28,660 --> 00:27:30,925
Look, I'm just gonna
be straight with you.

594
00:27:30,929 --> 00:27:32,193
I like you.

595
00:27:32,197 --> 00:27:34,862
Petkus and the big-dollar
guys are on the fence.

596
00:27:34,866 --> 00:27:37,031
Let's... Let's... Let's
make this happen.

597
00:27:37,035 --> 00:27:39,200
Yeah? I just need you to...

598
00:27:39,204 --> 00:27:41,269
push me over the brink here.

599
00:27:41,273 --> 00:27:43,306
Great. I get it.

600
00:27:43,875 --> 00:27:45,108
See you at dinner.

601
00:27:48,379 --> 00:27:50,278
I think he's been waiting there for me

602
00:27:50,282 --> 00:27:52,780
for the last ten fucking minutes.

603
00:27:54,186 --> 00:27:56,617
Okay, okay, okay, so...

604
00:27:56,621 --> 00:28:00,086
Comfrey, Lisa's out. Turns
out she's a toxic person.

605
00:28:00,090 --> 00:28:02,589
You know, and once... once I get
the new legal A-team in place,

606
00:28:02,593 --> 00:28:04,558
we gotta put that out
with the right context.

607
00:28:04,562 --> 00:28:06,360
- Okay?
- Okay.

608
00:28:06,364 --> 00:28:07,628
Yeah, it's not a big deal.

609
00:28:07,633 --> 00:28:09,530
It's an opportunity. We just... We just,

610
00:28:09,534 --> 00:28:10,897
you know, flip a big name.

611
00:28:10,901 --> 00:28:12,265
- Boom! It's all good.
- Totally.

612
00:28:12,269 --> 00:28:15,302
- It's all good.
- Right. Cool, I will tell Barry.

613
00:28:15,306 --> 00:28:18,672
Okay, guys! B-day!
Big, big, big four-oh.

614
00:28:18,676 --> 00:28:20,774
- How are we looking?
- Shit slaps!

615
00:28:20,778 --> 00:28:23,377
Yeah? You think? What was...
What was the one I liked?

616
00:28:23,381 --> 00:28:25,412
- What's the one I liked?
- Uh... "End times"?

617
00:28:25,416 --> 00:28:27,111
- Right?
- Weimar meets Carthage

618
00:28:27,116 --> 00:28:29,982
- meets Dante meets AI and...
- Right.

619
00:28:29,987 --> 00:28:32,252
... antibiotic-resistant superbugs.

620
00:28:32,256 --> 00:28:33,753
That's kinda dope, though.

621
00:28:33,757 --> 00:28:36,622
I mean, but aren't
Zadie Smith and fucking...

622
00:28:36,626 --> 00:28:37,891
Chuck D and Lucas Madsen

623
00:28:37,895 --> 00:28:40,026
gonna come to my antibiotics party?

624
00:28:40,030 --> 00:28:42,229
I don't know...

625
00:28:42,233 --> 00:28:43,926
- Will he meet?
- He's not picking up

626
00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:45,331
to any of our numbers.

627
00:28:45,336 --> 00:28:47,500
- Okay. Well, get me new numbers.
- Okay.

628
00:28:47,504 --> 00:28:49,569
Just... Let's keep calling.
Keep calling.

629
00:28:49,573 --> 00:28:52,239
- He is priority one, Jess.
- Yeah.

630
00:28:54,078 --> 00:28:56,042
Well, my grandpa...

631
00:28:56,046 --> 00:28:58,378
gave my inheritance to Greenpeace,

632
00:28:58,382 --> 00:29:00,847
and then someone posted
a comment on their website

633
00:29:00,851 --> 00:29:03,416
and it could contain
a slight on my character,

634
00:29:03,420 --> 00:29:06,151
and then Greenpeace
promoted the comment,

635
00:29:06,155 --> 00:29:10,589
and so my lawyer thinks
that that's defamation...

636
00:29:10,593 --> 00:29:13,560
so yeah, that... that's how
I'm trying to sue Greenpeace.

637
00:29:15,331 --> 00:29:16,495
Is that Shiv Roy?

638
00:29:16,499 --> 00:29:18,063
Oh, Mr. Salgado.

639
00:29:18,067 --> 00:29:19,698
Good to see you here.

640
00:29:19,702 --> 00:29:21,666
Does this mean you've finally
come to your senses?

641
00:29:21,670 --> 00:29:24,469
Oh, no. Just shopping
in the marketplace of ideas.

642
00:29:24,473 --> 00:29:26,872
Step on in, Shiv. The water's fine.

643
00:29:26,876 --> 00:29:29,476
Hey, I don't mean
to bum rush you here, but...

644
00:29:30,313 --> 00:29:32,011
could you help me out?

645
00:29:32,015 --> 00:29:34,746
There's a feeding frenzy
around your dad, and I'm...

646
00:29:34,750 --> 00:29:36,848
trying to stand apart from
the rest of the, you know...

647
00:29:36,852 --> 00:29:38,817
The total fucking whack jobs?

648
00:29:38,821 --> 00:29:40,416
Don't get me wrong. I'm with the base.

649
00:29:40,421 --> 00:29:42,586
- Mm-hmm?
- Energy is extraordinary.

650
00:29:42,591 --> 00:29:44,656
I just think I can bring
traditional conservatives

651
00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:47,025
to a more diverse dialogue.

652
00:29:47,029 --> 00:29:49,528
ATN hasn't given you
a lot of shine. It's true.

653
00:29:49,532 --> 00:29:52,900
Not to be indiscreet,
but, um... I just feel...

654
00:29:54,069 --> 00:29:57,438
if I was in the White House
and you were in the C-suite,

655
00:29:57,907 --> 00:29:59,571
we could mold.

656
00:29:59,575 --> 00:30:02,541
Oh, wow! Sir, you are very forward.

657
00:30:02,545 --> 00:30:04,008
- Was that forward?
- Mm-hmm.

658
00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:05,811
Get your old man to make me president.

659
00:30:05,815 --> 00:30:08,111
I'll see to it that you become CEO,

660
00:30:08,116 --> 00:30:10,150
even if I have to send
your dad to prison.

661
00:30:10,886 --> 00:30:13,383
Wow, that is, uh... That's very funny.

662
00:30:13,387 --> 00:30:14,785
So, it's decided?

663
00:30:14,789 --> 00:30:17,755
You land this for me,
I send your dad up the river?

664
00:30:17,759 --> 00:30:20,157
Uh... Yeah, I mean, unless...

665
00:30:20,161 --> 00:30:21,425
unless he resigns in a month!

666
00:30:21,429 --> 00:30:23,494
Clean kill, baby.

667
00:30:23,498 --> 00:30:25,496
Good stuff.

668
00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:26,966
Okay, very funny!

669
00:30:30,338 --> 00:30:32,069
Look, you want some advice?

670
00:30:32,073 --> 00:30:33,704
Hoard mackerel tins.

671
00:30:33,708 --> 00:30:35,906
I know. Sounds funny, right?

672
00:30:35,910 --> 00:30:38,444
But you're gonna need them
for bartering.

673
00:30:38,980 --> 00:30:40,377
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

674
00:30:40,381 --> 00:30:42,513
Greg, can you? Will you keep a note?

675
00:30:42,517 --> 00:30:44,982
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, and the toilet.

676
00:30:44,986 --> 00:30:48,049
Your toilet is your stair machine,

677
00:30:48,054 --> 00:30:50,686
it's your bench,
it's, uh... your fridge,

678
00:30:50,691 --> 00:30:52,155
it's your... lover,

679
00:30:52,159 --> 00:30:54,891
it's... it's... it's your brother,
it's your priest.

680
00:30:54,895 --> 00:30:59,463
Oh, and also, most importantly,
it's also your... toilet.

681
00:30:59,467 --> 00:31:01,631
- Okay.
- Right. Right.

682
00:31:01,635 --> 00:31:03,700
Yeah, that's... that...
I mean, that's... yeah, that's...

683
00:31:03,704 --> 00:31:05,204
So, that's a big part of prison?

684
00:31:05,209 --> 00:31:08,904
It could be a perfect gentleman.

685
00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:10,474
Could also be a terrible bastard.

686
00:31:10,478 --> 00:31:12,111
Your toilet can be a bastard?

687
00:31:12,913 --> 00:31:14,978
Key is unity.

688
00:31:14,982 --> 00:31:17,245
If we land a favorite,
I can pool the big money.

689
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:21,884
But I need to know the messaging
will be there to back me up.

690
00:31:21,889 --> 00:31:24,353
I like him, but a lot
of people are asking,

691
00:31:24,357 --> 00:31:25,454
"Is Boyer a fighter?"

692
00:31:25,458 --> 00:31:26,956
I don't care about the resume

693
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,791
or ideological purity

694
00:31:28,795 --> 00:31:30,862
as long as they get it

695
00:31:31,297 --> 00:31:32,729
and they pop.

696
00:31:32,733 --> 00:31:34,230
If you're looking
for someone who gets it,

697
00:31:34,234 --> 00:31:35,798
I got your man.

698
00:31:35,802 --> 00:31:38,568
Connor Roy. He's got a brand name,

699
00:31:38,572 --> 00:31:40,970
war chest, populist appeal

700
00:31:40,974 --> 00:31:43,305
- and he's a fighter.
- Hey, thanks, Pete.

701
00:31:43,309 --> 00:31:45,641
I believe I speak for my father

702
00:31:45,646 --> 00:31:48,279
when I offer a firm and robust...

703
00:31:49,149 --> 00:31:51,983
No comment.

704
00:31:52,719 --> 00:31:53,785
Sure.

705
00:31:55,287 --> 00:31:57,619
- I could see Connor.
- Sure, I agree.

706
00:31:57,623 --> 00:32:01,523
The sword has been pulled
from the stone, my liege.

707
00:32:01,527 --> 00:32:03,158
Look at us, playing nice.

708
00:32:03,162 --> 00:32:04,524
People might think we liked each other.

709
00:32:04,528 --> 00:32:06,492
No. No, what? Hey, I'm a conservative.

710
00:32:06,497 --> 00:32:07,762
I like tradition.

711
00:32:07,767 --> 00:32:08,897
I doff my cap

712
00:32:08,901 --> 00:32:11,700
to Vice President Boyer's
years of loyal service.

713
00:32:11,704 --> 00:32:12,768
Thank you.

714
00:32:12,773 --> 00:32:15,335
I believe you used to call me
"Martin Van Boring".

715
00:32:15,340 --> 00:32:18,139
Hey! Come on! No, I still call you that.

716
00:32:18,143 --> 00:32:21,543
Mencken and I may differ
in some areas, but, uh...

717
00:32:21,547 --> 00:32:23,211
we both agree that this is the party

718
00:32:23,215 --> 00:32:24,846
of the working class now.

719
00:32:24,850 --> 00:32:27,715
What? Shiv?

720
00:32:27,719 --> 00:32:30,318
All the riches counties
in America are blue.

721
00:32:30,322 --> 00:32:34,089
The Democrats and Tech
hold all the wealth.

722
00:32:34,093 --> 00:32:36,657
I just think some of us get
so high off owning the libs,

723
00:32:36,661 --> 00:32:37,892
we forget to talk policy.

724
00:32:37,896 --> 00:32:40,027
Yeah, Rick loves to talk policy.

725
00:32:40,031 --> 00:32:41,662
What he does is he memorizes

726
00:32:41,667 --> 00:32:44,063
a National Review issue from 2012

727
00:32:44,068 --> 00:32:46,131
and then, he recites it back to you.

728
00:32:46,136 --> 00:32:48,468
- Cool policy, bro.
- And Jeryd hates to talk policy

729
00:32:48,473 --> 00:32:50,938
because it would mean,
you know, having one.

730
00:32:50,942 --> 00:32:52,440
Sick burn, brosef!

731
00:32:52,444 --> 00:32:54,208
Oh, no, no, no.
We're kidding. We're kidding.

732
00:32:54,212 --> 00:32:56,810
We like each other. I...
I listen to his speeches...

733
00:32:56,815 --> 00:32:58,279
every night. They help me drop off.

734
00:32:58,283 --> 00:33:00,748
Maybe it's boring talking
about populist solutions

735
00:33:00,752 --> 00:33:02,247
- for working families.
- Rick, come on!

736
00:33:02,251 --> 00:33:04,116
You jerked off to Reagan's headshot

737
00:33:04,121 --> 00:33:06,252
for 30 years, and now you're Tom Joad?

738
00:33:06,257 --> 00:33:08,357
Ugh, God! It's so fucking boring.

739
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:10,457
- What's that?
- Hmm?

740
00:33:10,461 --> 00:33:11,558
What?

741
00:33:11,562 --> 00:33:14,629
No, I've just... I've seen
your thing quite a lot.

742
00:33:14,634 --> 00:33:16,263
And that... What's that?
What's my thing?

743
00:33:16,267 --> 00:33:18,599
YouTube provocateur bullshit.

744
00:33:18,603 --> 00:33:19,734
Aristo-populism.

745
00:33:19,738 --> 00:33:21,802
"Rape is natural.
It's all red pill, baby".

746
00:33:21,806 --> 00:33:23,004
I'm just...

747
00:33:23,008 --> 00:33:24,772
I'm just so fucking over it.

748
00:33:24,777 --> 00:33:26,143
Have you read Plato?

749
00:33:26,978 --> 00:33:28,676
Uh... Yeah.

750
00:33:28,681 --> 00:33:30,310
Remind me. What happens?

751
00:33:30,314 --> 00:33:31,979
Read Plato. Read Plato!

752
00:33:31,983 --> 00:33:34,579
Oh, don't want to!
Don't fucking want to.

753
00:33:34,584 --> 00:33:36,983
See, he doesn't actually want
to have a conversation.

754
00:33:36,988 --> 00:33:38,685
- Yeah.
- He just wants to yell loud enough...

755
00:33:38,689 --> 00:33:39,819
- Yeah.
- ... to get on ATN.

756
00:33:39,823 --> 00:33:41,657
Nah! Fuck ATN!

757
00:33:42,826 --> 00:33:46,060
No, really, ATN is treated
as a bulwark, but it's dead.

758
00:33:46,065 --> 00:33:47,595
It's basically...

759
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,466
a pudding cup at 5:00 p.m.
in the nursing home.

760
00:33:52,303 --> 00:33:55,169
Honestly. Doesn't speak to me.

761
00:33:55,173 --> 00:33:57,704
Doesn't speak to the...
the people that I talk to.

762
00:33:57,708 --> 00:34:03,343
It is status quo bedtime stories
to maximize shareholder value.

763
00:34:03,347 --> 00:34:05,581
No disrespect, Logan Roy...

764
00:34:06,784 --> 00:34:08,684
was an icon, but, you know...

765
00:34:09,753 --> 00:34:11,153
he's no longer relevant.

766
00:34:12,955 --> 00:34:15,120
- You recognize this fucker?
- Nope.

767
00:34:15,124 --> 00:34:18,660
Fucking jelly-boned, low-T,
pip-pip cheerio fucker!

768
00:34:19,296 --> 00:34:20,459
You told Dad yet?

769
00:34:20,463 --> 00:34:22,094
No. We have to stop
the wedding, though. Right?

770
00:34:22,098 --> 00:34:24,295
What? Stop obsessing
over Mom's new husband.

771
00:34:24,300 --> 00:34:26,064
- Just get over it. Who cares?
- Get over it?

772
00:34:26,069 --> 00:34:27,667
It just fucking happened.

773
00:34:27,671 --> 00:34:29,868
My mother is marrying some dickhead

774
00:34:29,872 --> 00:34:31,167
crooked-toothed turnip man.

775
00:34:31,172 --> 00:34:32,738
What's wrong is how little
you care about it,

776
00:34:32,742 --> 00:34:34,039
- you frozen bitch.
- Poor Rome!

777
00:34:34,043 --> 00:34:35,174
His dreams of porking Mom

778
00:34:35,178 --> 00:34:37,778
slipping through his little
lubed-up fingers.

779
00:34:41,017 --> 00:34:43,449
Hey, so! Come in! Come in!

780
00:34:43,454 --> 00:34:44,884
- Yeah.
- Sit.

781
00:34:44,889 --> 00:34:46,120
Sit.

782
00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:47,758
Is Greg necessary?

783
00:34:48,758 --> 00:34:50,455
Just keep your trap shut.

784
00:34:50,459 --> 00:34:52,927
- Watch.
- All right, thank you, sir.

785
00:34:53,830 --> 00:34:55,627
Minimizing the Greg window.

786
00:34:55,631 --> 00:34:57,796
There's a lot of chaff flying.

787
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,264
A lot of flapping.

788
00:34:59,268 --> 00:35:01,533
But Ron and me are going
to meet and figure out

789
00:35:01,538 --> 00:35:03,805
how we can pull for the same name.

790
00:35:05,241 --> 00:35:08,006
We need one voice on this,
or we could fall apart

791
00:35:08,010 --> 00:35:10,575
and hand it to the fuck-fuck
donkey gang.

792
00:35:10,579 --> 00:35:11,944
Right.

793
00:35:11,948 --> 00:35:13,013
So...

794
00:35:15,017 --> 00:35:16,350
who do we like?

795
00:35:17,286 --> 00:35:19,917
Well, shouldn't we kick it around a bit?

796
00:35:19,921 --> 00:35:21,184
You know, it feels like it's poised,

797
00:35:21,188 --> 00:35:23,987
so if you and Petkus
come together and...

798
00:35:23,992 --> 00:35:25,923
and then the other donors
follow, then it's...

799
00:35:25,927 --> 00:35:27,026
Exactly.

800
00:35:27,763 --> 00:35:29,160
We're picking.

801
00:35:29,164 --> 00:35:31,195
We haven't got all night.

802
00:35:31,199 --> 00:35:32,733
I like Connor Roy.

803
00:35:36,772 --> 00:35:38,570
Honestly, Dad, I think you go Dems.

804
00:35:38,574 --> 00:35:39,871
- Wow.
- Yeah, I do.

805
00:35:39,875 --> 00:35:41,505
Jesus Christ.

806
00:35:41,510 --> 00:35:42,774
Um, I...

807
00:35:42,778 --> 00:35:44,942
kinda like Mencken, but...

808
00:35:44,946 --> 00:35:48,643
I know he's kind of shitty,
so if it's now, I guess, Boyer,

809
00:35:48,648 --> 00:35:51,247
but can I just say I don't like Boyer...

810
00:35:51,252 --> 00:35:52,648
- What? What's with the fucking...
- Roman.

811
00:35:52,652 --> 00:35:54,450
No disrespect, but Boyer's
yesterday's papers.

812
00:35:54,454 --> 00:35:56,452
The Dems will run on change
and blow him away.

813
00:35:56,457 --> 00:35:57,822
Ooh, Mrs. Politics!

814
00:35:57,826 --> 00:35:59,723
How many big races did you win
as a consultant?

815
00:35:59,727 --> 00:36:01,625
- Four? Three? Did you win two?
- Roman! Boyer is not a winner,

816
00:36:01,629 --> 00:36:02,794
- and we know that.
- One?

817
00:36:02,798 --> 00:36:04,662
Okay, well, then,
should we talk to Mencken,

818
00:36:04,666 --> 00:36:07,100
- see if we can deal?
- The base does like him.

819
00:36:07,969 --> 00:36:09,035
Right?

820
00:36:12,107 --> 00:36:13,637
Uh...

821
00:36:13,641 --> 00:36:18,209
look, can I... say something? Uh... No.

822
00:36:18,213 --> 00:36:22,811
Mencken is an integralist,
nativist fuckhead. He's toxic.

823
00:36:22,816 --> 00:36:25,348
He's "Medicare for all,
abortions for none".

824
00:36:25,353 --> 00:36:26,784
And his idea of diplomacy

825
00:36:26,788 --> 00:36:28,584
is shooting roe deer with Viktor Orban

826
00:36:28,588 --> 00:36:30,580
and then starting
a trade war with China.

827
00:36:30,585 --> 00:36:32,784
Look, I'm tough. I know that
there's the carnival bark

828
00:36:32,789 --> 00:36:34,389
and then there's
the fucking show, but...

829
00:36:34,394 --> 00:36:36,459
he is outside the American
political tradition.

830
00:36:36,463 --> 00:36:39,027
And I think we have
a responsibility as Waystar...

831
00:36:39,032 --> 00:36:40,630
... to the...

832
00:36:40,634 --> 00:36:42,732
... American Republic and...

833
00:36:42,736 --> 00:36:43,800
and to the future of...

834
00:36:43,805 --> 00:36:45,601
- Fuck you, Roman!
- Four score years and whatever...

835
00:36:45,605 --> 00:36:47,469
- No, he's talked about...
- ... my sister did bring forth

836
00:36:47,473 --> 00:36:49,171
from her bedroom a cup of milky sputum.

837
00:36:49,176 --> 00:36:50,540
- You done?
- Yeah, done.

838
00:36:50,544 --> 00:36:52,273
He's talked about burning Korans

839
00:36:52,278 --> 00:36:53,709
- and licensing press credentials.
- Yeah.

840
00:36:53,713 --> 00:36:55,212
He's shifting the Overton window.

841
00:36:55,216 --> 00:36:56,646
I'm surprised you know
what that fucking is.

842
00:36:56,650 --> 00:36:57,948
- I do.
- He's opening it

843
00:36:57,953 --> 00:36:59,515
- and throwing union organizers out of it.
- Oh, my God.

844
00:36:59,519 --> 00:37:00,616
Stop Chicken Littling us.

845
00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:01,917
It just makes us wanna all have a nap.

846
00:37:01,921 --> 00:37:03,052
Stop being a dirty little pixie

847
00:37:03,056 --> 00:37:04,619
whispering swastikas in Dad's ear.

848
00:37:04,623 --> 00:37:06,459
Boom! There you go again!
So fucking route one!

849
00:37:06,463 --> 00:37:08,090
I'm not saying it's going to be
the full Third Reich,

850
00:37:08,094 --> 00:37:09,589
but I am genuinely concerned

851
00:37:09,594 --> 00:37:11,659
- that we could slide into a...
- ... into a...

852
00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:13,928
a Russian Berlusconied
Brazilian fuck pile.

853
00:37:13,933 --> 00:37:16,664
You have a trophy husband
and several fur coats.

854
00:37:16,669 --> 00:37:18,269
- I think you're gonna be fine.
- Tom!

855
00:37:18,704 --> 00:37:19,935
Who do you like?

856
00:37:19,939 --> 00:37:21,237
Me? I, uh...

857
00:37:21,241 --> 00:37:22,771
I think Shiv...

858
00:37:22,775 --> 00:37:24,339
Shiv talks a lot of sense.

859
00:37:24,343 --> 00:37:25,774
But I also jibe with Salgado.

860
00:37:25,778 --> 00:37:26,941
Oh, you "jibe" with him?

861
00:37:26,945 --> 00:37:28,477
- Pretty sure that's racist, Tom.
- May I, uh...

862
00:37:28,481 --> 00:37:30,612
- Sorry, do I get a vote?
- Sure you do, buddy.

863
00:37:30,616 --> 00:37:33,181
You get to vote at the election
with all the other folks.

864
00:37:33,185 --> 00:37:34,317
All right, yeah.

865
00:37:34,321 --> 00:37:36,718
Well, I guess, I just feel like
you maybe get a bigger vote

866
00:37:36,722 --> 00:37:38,551
- in here.
- Easy, Castro.

867
00:37:38,556 --> 00:37:42,189
Boyer is likely to be flexible
over the DOJ.

868
00:37:42,194 --> 00:37:43,990
Not if he doesn't win, which he won't.

869
00:37:43,995 --> 00:37:47,461
Although, we are hearing rumors
that the case is weakening.

870
00:37:47,466 --> 00:37:49,264
And that no one big...

871
00:37:49,268 --> 00:37:52,166
- is likely to do jail time.
- Great.

872
00:37:52,170 --> 00:37:55,036
With the notable exception
of Tom, obviously.

873
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,238
- Sorry, Tom.
- No, please, Hugo. Understood.

874
00:37:57,242 --> 00:38:00,975
Look, if you don't go blue, Dad,
then at least we have to be...

875
00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:02,410
backing Salgado.

876
00:38:02,414 --> 00:38:03,742
Señor Dickless.

877
00:38:03,747 --> 00:38:05,478
Captain of the Tampa Bay Cuckaneers.

878
00:38:05,483 --> 00:38:07,282
Uh... Cyd. Sorry.

879
00:38:07,286 --> 00:38:08,716
- Duty calls.
- Look, I don't like him.

880
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:10,451
He's a neocon pretending
to be a Paleocon,

881
00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:12,486
- but he at least talks base, and...
- Hello?

882
00:38:12,490 --> 00:38:15,223
- Tom?
- Uh-huh?

883
00:38:15,227 --> 00:38:16,759
Where are you right now?

884
00:38:17,296 --> 00:38:18,594
Uh... Virginia.

885
00:38:20,498 --> 00:38:22,432
No, where are you in the building?

886
00:38:24,269 --> 00:38:25,430
Shiv, can I just say,

887
00:38:25,435 --> 00:38:27,266
and I know that we have had
our differences,

888
00:38:27,271 --> 00:38:30,703
but I do think you are so brave
for picking the brown man.

889
00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:32,139
I think that we should get you a medal.

890
00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:33,474
- Amazing.
- A special medal, for white women

891
00:38:33,478 --> 00:38:34,742
- who like brown men.
- Just being a racist now.

892
00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:36,510
"I'm a good girl.
I pretend to care about people

893
00:38:36,514 --> 00:38:37,912
'cause no one cares about me".

894
00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:40,612
Oh, yeah, actually, do you have
something you wanna tell Dad?

895
00:38:40,617 --> 00:38:43,282
From Mom? A message that maybe
you could share, Rome?

896
00:38:43,287 --> 00:38:46,386
Uh... Yeah, wow. Fuck you! Thanks, I do.

897
00:38:46,390 --> 00:38:47,755
I have a message, uh, yeah.

898
00:38:47,759 --> 00:38:50,125
Uh... Mom's getting remarried.

899
00:38:50,962 --> 00:38:51,994
Hmm.

900
00:38:52,630 --> 00:38:53,894
To Bertie Woofter?

901
00:38:53,898 --> 00:38:57,163
Uh... No, to Peter, um...
uh... Pe... uh... Munion.

902
00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:58,834
- Peter Munion.
- You're fucking kidding?

903
00:39:00,404 --> 00:39:02,402
The seat sniffer?

904
00:39:02,406 --> 00:39:04,068
He's been hanging around...

905
00:39:04,073 --> 00:39:06,537
- ... for forty years.
- Yeah, and, uh, she would...

906
00:39:06,541 --> 00:39:08,106
they would love it, apparently,

907
00:39:08,111 --> 00:39:09,776
if you came to their big Tuscan wedding.

908
00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:12,545
Ooh! Lah-di-dah!

909
00:39:12,549 --> 00:39:14,647
And they sent you as messenger boy?

910
00:39:23,460 --> 00:39:25,091
- Hey, man.
- Hey.

911
00:39:25,095 --> 00:39:26,394
Thanks for coming.

912
00:39:28,031 --> 00:39:30,296
Hey.

913
00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:33,998
So, I will take the, uh,
Griddle Hero special, please.

914
00:39:34,003 --> 00:39:36,267
With double hash browns. Fully loaded.

915
00:39:36,272 --> 00:39:37,834
And a plain waffle

916
00:39:37,839 --> 00:39:40,138
and a... and a large cup
of room-temperature water.

917
00:39:40,143 --> 00:39:41,242
Thank you.

918
00:39:43,780 --> 00:39:45,311
Uh...

919
00:39:45,316 --> 00:39:47,145
I might just watch him.

920
00:39:47,150 --> 00:39:49,948
You know that Rasputin would
take a dose of arsenic,

921
00:39:49,952 --> 00:39:53,454
uh, with breakfast each morning
to build up his tolerance?

922
00:39:56,859 --> 00:39:58,426
Look, so...

923
00:40:00,763 --> 00:40:03,695
I think you know...
I've always liked you, Tom.

924
00:40:03,699 --> 00:40:06,098
Well, I like you too, Kendall.
I mean, I have notes.

925
00:40:06,102 --> 00:40:08,634
Oh, no. I have notes.

926
00:40:08,638 --> 00:40:10,101
I think mine might be more extensive...

927
00:40:10,105 --> 00:40:12,303
- I don't know.
- ... than yours.

928
00:40:12,307 --> 00:40:15,240
But look. I think I can
get you out of this mess,

929
00:40:15,244 --> 00:40:16,510
where you're going.

930
00:40:17,746 --> 00:40:19,444
Well, uh...

931
00:40:19,448 --> 00:40:21,114
nothing is certain, so...

932
00:40:23,085 --> 00:40:24,749
You know they're calling you...

933
00:40:24,753 --> 00:40:26,186
the Christmas tree?

934
00:40:27,822 --> 00:40:28,919
Yeah?

935
00:40:28,924 --> 00:40:31,289
Perhaps that's because
I'm tall and jolly.

936
00:40:31,293 --> 00:40:34,292
Maybe. You think?

937
00:40:34,296 --> 00:40:36,261
But I think maybe you don't
want to be the chip

938
00:40:36,265 --> 00:40:38,631
the company offers up
when it has no choice.

939
00:40:39,801 --> 00:40:40,867
Well...

940
00:40:42,104 --> 00:40:45,134
obviously, I would prefer
that not to happen,

941
00:40:45,139 --> 00:40:46,505
but, um...

942
00:40:47,308 --> 00:40:49,239
- it's complicated.
- It is.

943
00:40:49,243 --> 00:40:51,241
But I'm here to ask, are you interested

944
00:40:51,245 --> 00:40:53,580
in an alternative, theoretically?

945
00:40:56,217 --> 00:40:57,782
I have, of late, uh,

946
00:40:57,786 --> 00:41:01,285
decided not to tarry too much with hope.

947
00:41:01,289 --> 00:41:03,422
Okay, well, my case is...

948
00:41:05,326 --> 00:41:07,827
It's strong. It's... No, it's... it's...

949
00:41:08,496 --> 00:41:10,830
My case is fine.

950
00:41:11,766 --> 00:41:13,066
It has gaps.

951
00:41:14,603 --> 00:41:16,165
But if I had someone who could say

952
00:41:16,170 --> 00:41:18,901
that nothing gets signed off on
without my dad's say-so,

953
00:41:18,906 --> 00:41:20,303
which I think we both know to be true...

954
00:41:20,307 --> 00:41:21,404
- Ooh, I...
- ... then...

955
00:41:21,408 --> 00:41:23,408
I don't know that I do know that, Ken.

956
00:41:25,245 --> 00:41:26,375
Uh-huh.

957
00:41:26,379 --> 00:41:28,880
Yeah, I'm just a humble servant, Ken.

958
00:41:35,022 --> 00:41:36,287
I admire you, man.

959
00:41:37,324 --> 00:41:38,688
I do, I fucking... You know?

960
00:41:38,692 --> 00:41:41,192
You... You... You're... Look at...
You're a long way from home.

961
00:41:42,362 --> 00:41:43,795
You're far from the tree.

962
00:41:47,166 --> 00:41:48,363
You've played your hand well,

963
00:41:48,368 --> 00:41:49,968
and you're sitting at the top table.

964
00:41:50,704 --> 00:41:52,701
Well, shucks. Thank you.

965
00:41:52,705 --> 00:41:55,504
I fell in love with your sister.
That's what happened.

966
00:41:55,508 --> 00:41:57,439
Sure. Oh, yeah. Right, right, right.

967
00:41:57,443 --> 00:41:58,609
Sure. Sure, man.

968
00:41:59,612 --> 00:42:01,677
The country mouse and the hot tamale.

969
00:42:02,749 --> 00:42:04,148
And you're just, uh...

970
00:42:05,251 --> 00:42:06,314
what? Just...

971
00:42:06,318 --> 00:42:08,719
I suppose you're just
a long glass of water.

972
00:42:09,889 --> 00:42:11,555
- No agenda?
- I guess.

973
00:42:12,892 --> 00:42:14,322
Well, here's how it goes.

974
00:42:14,326 --> 00:42:17,128
I have new lawyers,
who are fucking amazing.

975
00:42:17,830 --> 00:42:19,160
I do not underestimate

976
00:42:19,165 --> 00:42:21,598
the cognitive dissonance
you're experiencing.

977
00:42:22,101 --> 00:42:24,366
Lying, hiding.

978
00:42:24,370 --> 00:42:26,000
But pretty soon,

979
00:42:26,004 --> 00:42:27,303
granted immunity.

980
00:42:28,306 --> 00:42:29,839
And you're not going to prison.

981
00:42:30,976 --> 00:42:32,341
How does that sound?

982
00:42:35,246 --> 00:42:37,478
I guess there are other names.

983
00:42:39,384 --> 00:42:41,315
We have to be united on this.

984
00:42:41,319 --> 00:42:44,085
It's a disaster if we splinter.

985
00:42:44,089 --> 00:42:45,653
Salgado has great narrative.

986
00:42:45,657 --> 00:42:48,056
Quit butt-huffing Salgado, Shiv.

987
00:42:48,060 --> 00:42:50,356
We all supported
your little DC lemonade stand,

988
00:42:50,361 --> 00:42:52,160
but this is the fucking real
world. This actually matters.

989
00:42:52,164 --> 00:42:53,560
Roman, you just love the boot

990
00:42:53,564 --> 00:42:55,498
'cause you love to be kicked by it.

991
00:42:55,503 --> 00:42:56,736
What?

992
00:42:57,869 --> 00:42:59,099
What?

993
00:42:59,103 --> 00:43:00,336
Nothing. No.

994
00:43:01,573 --> 00:43:02,705
What about Connor?

995
00:43:03,408 --> 00:43:04,538
Interesting.

996
00:43:04,542 --> 00:43:07,276
I do believe that idea has good promise.

997
00:43:07,679 --> 00:43:08,711
I do.

998
00:43:09,247 --> 00:43:10,511
I could see it.

999
00:43:10,515 --> 00:43:12,479
Well, if you can see it,

1000
00:43:12,483 --> 00:43:13,847
should we talk about it?

1001
00:43:13,851 --> 00:43:16,517
- Kids?
- Um...

1002
00:43:16,521 --> 00:43:18,020
sure, I don't know.

1003
00:43:18,456 --> 00:43:19,522
Yeah.

1004
00:43:21,125 --> 00:43:22,858
Like, but, like, really?

1005
00:43:24,429 --> 00:43:25,461
Uh...

1006
00:43:25,963 --> 00:43:27,094
I guess.

1007
00:43:27,099 --> 00:43:28,560
Sure. I don't know.

1008
00:43:28,565 --> 00:43:30,597
They're all fucking weirdos
anyway, so why not?

1009
00:43:30,602 --> 00:43:32,199
- No offense, Con.
- None taken.

1010
00:43:32,203 --> 00:43:34,036
I mean, he's a good-looking kid.

1011
00:43:34,772 --> 00:43:37,204
He's smart... in his way.

1012
00:43:37,208 --> 00:43:40,707
Fucking Joe Kennedy did it for his boys?

1013
00:43:40,711 --> 00:43:42,008
So let's get him in there

1014
00:43:42,012 --> 00:43:43,777
with a smile and a shoeshine

1015
00:43:43,781 --> 00:43:46,747
and get Ron and everyone behind him.

1016
00:43:46,751 --> 00:43:49,684
I would fight so fuckin' hard
for this family, Pop.

1017
00:43:51,756 --> 00:43:53,353
Siobhan?

1018
00:43:53,357 --> 00:43:55,688
As a political consultant,
what do you think?

1019
00:43:55,692 --> 00:43:57,124
Come on.

1020
00:43:57,128 --> 00:43:59,424
Well... Okay, well, not huge name ID,

1021
00:43:59,429 --> 00:44:01,160
but the family name
will be a factor and...

1022
00:44:01,165 --> 00:44:02,528
A positive. One of many.

1023
00:44:02,532 --> 00:44:04,931
Uh... He's got no track record.

1024
00:44:04,935 --> 00:44:06,699
Nothing to beat me with.

1025
00:44:06,703 --> 00:44:08,035
I'm a clean skin.

1026
00:44:09,105 --> 00:44:10,770
And I guess, in terms of...

1027
00:44:10,774 --> 00:44:12,838
presentation and connection skills...

1028
00:44:12,842 --> 00:44:14,073
Tick, tick.

1029
00:44:14,077 --> 00:44:16,308
He can walk and chew gum.

1030
00:44:16,312 --> 00:44:18,110
He pisses pretty straight.

1031
00:44:18,114 --> 00:44:20,412
Pretty damn straight.
I piss policy laser.

1032
00:44:20,416 --> 00:44:22,114
Okay, um, are we being
serious about this?

1033
00:44:22,118 --> 00:44:25,251
We're talking about trying
to make Connor president...

1034
00:44:25,255 --> 00:44:27,719
of the United States of America.
Crap pants!

1035
00:44:27,723 --> 00:44:30,220
Roman, it's a big tent.
Why don't you just come in?

1036
00:44:30,225 --> 00:44:32,423
Sure, I might call the guy
who waxes my balls.

1037
00:44:32,428 --> 00:44:33,759
- He's a possible.
- Jesus.

1038
00:44:33,763 --> 00:44:34,962
Greg!

1039
00:44:37,033 --> 00:44:38,565
Would you vote for Connor?

1040
00:44:39,535 --> 00:44:40,899
Me? Would I...

1041
00:44:40,903 --> 00:44:42,734
Um...

1042
00:44:42,739 --> 00:44:43,902
Honestly.

1043
00:44:43,906 --> 00:44:46,404
Uh... Uh... Honestly,
uh, yeah, I... I...

1044
00:44:46,408 --> 00:44:49,274
It depends. I... I think...

1045
00:44:49,278 --> 00:44:52,376
I think I could see myself,
uh, spoiling my ballot

1046
00:44:52,380 --> 00:44:54,245
in his favor.

1047
00:44:54,249 --> 00:44:56,014
Depending on the opposition. Yeah.

1048
00:44:56,018 --> 00:44:57,481
What do you think, Shiv?

1049
00:44:57,485 --> 00:44:59,050
Is it nuts?

1050
00:44:59,054 --> 00:45:00,651
I love Con. I do. But...

1051
00:45:00,655 --> 00:45:03,489
if... if we're talking about this
seriously, I think we have to...

1052
00:45:04,359 --> 00:45:05,589
look at Salgado!

1053
00:45:05,593 --> 00:45:07,458
- Can I bring him up here?
- Oh, come on.

1054
00:45:07,462 --> 00:45:10,094
Hugo. Call Boyer.

1055
00:45:10,098 --> 00:45:12,861
Okay, if... if she's bringing up
Soggy Salgado,

1056
00:45:12,866 --> 00:45:14,598
then I want to see
if we can tame Mencken, okay?

1057
00:45:14,602 --> 00:45:16,001
Oh, for fuck's sake!

1058
00:45:16,538 --> 00:45:17,770
Speakerphone.

1059
00:45:20,408 --> 00:45:21,474
Hello?

1060
00:45:22,109 --> 00:45:24,442
Hi! Dave!

1061
00:45:24,446 --> 00:45:25,578
It's Logan.

1062
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:27,345
How are you?

1063
00:45:27,349 --> 00:45:30,614
Uh... G... Good, Logan. How are you?

1064
00:45:30,618 --> 00:45:32,817
Oh, I'm fine. We're all fine.

1065
00:45:32,821 --> 00:45:34,552
I'm here in my suite.

1066
00:45:34,556 --> 00:45:37,020
Uh... Would you fancy stopping by?

1067
00:45:37,024 --> 00:45:38,691
Uh, it's pretty late, Logan.

1068
00:45:39,227 --> 00:45:40,326
Uh-huh.

1069
00:45:43,365 --> 00:45:44,895
But s... sure. Sure.

1070
00:45:44,899 --> 00:45:47,967
Great. Great. And Dave, listen, um...

1071
00:45:48,902 --> 00:45:50,967
my fridge is bare.

1072
00:45:50,971 --> 00:45:53,271
I don't suppose you could
run me over a Coke?

1073
00:45:54,441 --> 00:45:56,140
Did you mean to call room service?

1074
00:45:57,378 --> 00:45:58,810
If you don't have a Coke,

1075
00:45:59,380 --> 00:46:00,846
is there something else?

1076
00:46:01,615 --> 00:46:03,212
Yes?

1077
00:46:03,216 --> 00:46:06,451
Could you fire
the deputy attorney general?

1078
00:46:09,089 --> 00:46:11,623
Fire the deputy attorney general?

1079
00:46:13,694 --> 00:46:16,961
I'm kidding. Come on over.

1080
00:46:18,164 --> 00:46:19,230
Have a chat.

1081
00:46:19,767 --> 00:46:21,731
If it's convenient.

1082
00:46:21,735 --> 00:46:23,597
Sure, I'll be over in a few minutes.

1083
00:46:23,602 --> 00:46:25,600
Thank you, Hugo.

1084
00:46:25,605 --> 00:46:29,971
- Take the boy and go.
- Um... Yeah. Yeah.

1085
00:46:29,975 --> 00:46:33,343
I... I... I will go. I...
I just want to say, I think...

1086
00:46:33,946 --> 00:46:35,611
um...

1087
00:46:35,615 --> 00:46:39,648
I... I... I think I owe it
to my country to say...

1088
00:46:39,652 --> 00:46:43,685
I don't think you should crown...
or make Connor president.

1089
00:46:44,189 --> 00:46:46,524
That's it. Thank you. Good night. Sorry.

1090
00:46:48,528 --> 00:46:50,394
So... So, what do you think?

1091
00:46:57,135 --> 00:46:58,933
- Let me think.
- Yeah, take your time.

1092
00:46:58,937 --> 00:47:01,168
- I see it's tough for you.
- Yeah.

1093
00:47:01,172 --> 00:47:03,406
You know, my dad seems powerful.

1094
00:47:04,042 --> 00:47:05,675
Shiv seems safe.

1095
00:47:06,177 --> 00:47:07,243
But, uh...

1096
00:47:09,848 --> 00:47:12,246
I don't know. You think
she'll still be there?

1097
00:47:12,250 --> 00:47:14,250
Waiting for you after prison?

1098
00:47:17,221 --> 00:47:19,654
How exactly does it work if I...

1099
00:47:19,658 --> 00:47:21,722
if I do come over to you?

1100
00:47:21,726 --> 00:47:23,960
I mean, how... how is it better...

1101
00:47:25,063 --> 00:47:26,663
for me when I tell my wife...

1102
00:47:27,565 --> 00:47:28,628
whom I love,

1103
00:47:28,632 --> 00:47:31,033
and this family, that I'm
turning against them?

1104
00:47:31,635 --> 00:47:32,701
How?

1105
00:47:34,172 --> 00:47:35,735
She'll respect you.

1106
00:47:35,739 --> 00:47:37,904
Tell her, "What's she doing?"
Bring her over.

1107
00:47:37,908 --> 00:47:39,106
Logan goes down.

1108
00:47:39,110 --> 00:47:41,543
Shiv knows who the fucking man is.

1109
00:47:44,182 --> 00:47:45,381
Come on, man.

1110
00:47:46,684 --> 00:47:49,083
But h... And I don't mean
to be insulting, but,

1111
00:47:49,087 --> 00:47:50,719
having been around a bit...

1112
00:47:53,224 --> 00:47:54,290
my hunch...

1113
00:47:55,860 --> 00:47:57,991
is that you're going to get fucked

1114
00:47:57,995 --> 00:48:01,060
because I've seen you get fucked a lot.

1115
00:48:01,064 --> 00:48:03,465
And I've never seen
Logan get fucked once.

1116
00:48:15,012 --> 00:48:17,943
Nice. Classy.

1117
00:48:20,450 --> 00:48:22,215
Yeah.

1118
00:48:22,219 --> 00:48:23,682
Okay, I gotta go.

1119
00:48:23,686 --> 00:48:25,753
Do you know what they're
doing up in the suite?

1120
00:48:27,590 --> 00:48:29,424
They're picking the next president.

1121
00:48:52,114 --> 00:48:56,448
Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg!

1122
00:48:56,452 --> 00:48:58,816
Fuck Greenpeace!

1123
00:48:58,820 --> 00:49:00,985
Uh... No...

1124
00:49:00,989 --> 00:49:04,155
- Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg!
- I'm all right.

1125
00:49:04,159 --> 00:49:06,392
Oh... Okay.

1126
00:49:19,841 --> 00:49:21,673
Obviously, we take the integrity

1127
00:49:21,677 --> 00:49:23,675
of the Justice Department
very seriously.

1128
00:49:23,679 --> 00:49:25,944
But there is always
the question of overreach.

1129
00:49:25,948 --> 00:49:31,482
So, yeah, on Tech, I mean...
the strategy is clear.

1130
00:49:31,486 --> 00:49:32,986
I hear you about Gojo.

1131
00:49:33,889 --> 00:49:36,554
I personally don't think there would be

1132
00:49:36,558 --> 00:49:38,324
any regulatory issues.

1133
00:49:39,961 --> 00:49:41,160
Well,

1134
00:49:41,596 --> 00:49:43,294
thank you, Dave.

1135
00:49:43,298 --> 00:49:46,663
Thank you, Mr. Vice President.

1136
00:49:46,667 --> 00:49:49,200
You've, uh, given us
a lot to think about.

1137
00:49:49,204 --> 00:49:51,237
- Great to see you again.
- You too.

1138
00:49:52,307 --> 00:49:55,208
Wonderful to see you again,
my very good adversary.

1139
00:49:58,313 --> 00:50:00,375
So, just wanted to
chit-chat a little bit.

1140
00:50:00,380 --> 00:50:02,345
That was funny earlier, you know.

1141
00:50:02,350 --> 00:50:06,150
You tripping the light fantastic
on Grandpappy's nutsack.

1142
00:50:06,154 --> 00:50:09,353
When I called your dad bullshit?
I mean, did that bump?

1143
00:50:09,357 --> 00:50:11,019
Oh, yeah, yeah, never heard that before.

1144
00:50:11,024 --> 00:50:13,455
Like, that was, like, hardcore and junk.

1145
00:50:13,460 --> 00:50:15,425
'Cause the thing is,
this monkey don't dance.

1146
00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:16,727
- This monkey right here?
- Yeah.

1147
00:50:16,731 --> 00:50:18,895
This dancing monkey
in Dad's bathroom doesn't dance?

1148
00:50:18,899 --> 00:50:20,032
That's right.

1149
00:50:21,969 --> 00:50:24,334
Um... So...

1150
00:50:24,338 --> 00:50:26,302
I did want to talk to
you about something.

1151
00:50:26,306 --> 00:50:28,639
And fuck it, I'll just
come out and say it.

1152
00:50:28,643 --> 00:50:31,041
Fascists are kind of cool...

1153
00:50:31,045 --> 00:50:34,511
but not really. So, is that,
like, a problem, a thing?

1154
00:50:34,515 --> 00:50:37,750
Seriously? Me? I just...

1155
00:50:38,853 --> 00:50:40,851
I don't have a lot of boundaries.

1156
00:50:40,855 --> 00:50:43,386
St. Augustine, Thomas Aquinas,

1157
00:50:43,390 --> 00:50:45,454
Schumacher. I'll borrow from anyone.

1158
00:50:45,458 --> 00:50:46,722
And, you know...

1159
00:50:46,726 --> 00:50:50,826
if Franco or H or Travis Bickle
had a good pitch, fuck it!

1160
00:50:50,830 --> 00:50:54,296
- I'm a man for all seasons.
- Mm-hmm. "H"?

1161
00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:56,463
You know, there was a very
naughty boy named "H".

1162
00:50:56,468 --> 00:50:59,801
I'm a fully-fledged, small-D democrat.

1163
00:50:59,806 --> 00:51:01,503
A well-regulated election

1164
00:51:01,507 --> 00:51:04,603
is a transmission frequency
for God's grace.

1165
00:51:04,608 --> 00:51:06,474
Holy shit. You really are
a Christian, aren't you?

1166
00:51:06,478 --> 00:51:09,711
Well, no, no, no. My only thing is,
like, who's the stakeholder, right?

1167
00:51:09,716 --> 00:51:11,280
I've been tending, you know,

1168
00:51:11,284 --> 00:51:14,817
my little garden for, like,
a hundred years, and then...

1169
00:51:14,821 --> 00:51:18,289
forty new guys show up
in the back of a truck...

1170
00:51:18,824 --> 00:51:20,357
playing their boombox,

1171
00:51:21,026 --> 00:51:22,389
and it's put to a vote,

1172
00:51:22,394 --> 00:51:25,025
and they decide to, uh,
give my farm to them.

1173
00:51:25,030 --> 00:51:28,063
I mean... I'm like,
"So sorry, what happened?"

1174
00:51:28,067 --> 00:51:29,731
Maybe you have to put in, right?

1175
00:51:29,735 --> 00:51:32,100
- Before you get to take out.
- Yeah.

1176
00:51:32,104 --> 00:51:33,802
Okay, well, then, you know...

1177
00:51:33,806 --> 00:51:35,306
who gets to, uh...

1178
00:51:36,409 --> 00:51:37,708
who gets to join?

1179
00:51:38,211 --> 00:51:40,175
Well...

1180
00:51:40,179 --> 00:51:41,843
people trust people who look like them.

1181
00:51:41,847 --> 00:51:43,309
That's just a scientific fact.

1182
00:51:43,314 --> 00:51:45,879
They will give more
tax dollars to help them.

1183
00:51:45,884 --> 00:51:47,449
- Hmm.
- Now,

1184
00:51:47,453 --> 00:51:51,052
you can integrate new elements,
of course, but come on, man!

1185
00:51:51,056 --> 00:51:52,321
Slowly!

1186
00:51:52,325 --> 00:51:53,656
I mean, fuck!

1187
00:51:55,327 --> 00:51:56,624
I like this country.

1188
00:51:56,628 --> 00:51:58,758
- Yeah.
- Let's just take a beat

1189
00:51:58,763 --> 00:52:02,197
before we fundamentally alter
its composition?

1190
00:52:02,201 --> 00:52:04,032
Yeah.

1191
00:52:04,036 --> 00:52:05,934
And in terms of, you know,

1192
00:52:05,938 --> 00:52:08,269
this... here. There's
a thing here, right?

1193
00:52:08,273 --> 00:52:09,604
- Mm.
- And I get it. You're...

1194
00:52:09,608 --> 00:52:12,240
You're fucking 6G, and we're Betamax,

1195
00:52:12,244 --> 00:52:15,210
but, you know, you need us. I think.

1196
00:52:15,214 --> 00:52:17,612
Our news, our viewers,
those fucking almost-deads,

1197
00:52:17,616 --> 00:52:18,947
that's a big slice of pie.

1198
00:52:18,951 --> 00:52:21,182
Well, if I'm the nominee,

1199
00:52:21,186 --> 00:52:23,151
are any of them really
going to vote against me?

1200
00:52:23,155 --> 00:52:24,919
No, but...

1201
00:52:24,923 --> 00:52:27,355
you know, it's going to be
a fucking shit show...

1202
00:52:27,359 --> 00:52:28,822
... going into the convention.

1203
00:52:28,826 --> 00:52:30,457
I think you could really use our push.

1204
00:52:30,462 --> 00:52:32,161
I think you could use mine.

1205
00:52:33,632 --> 00:52:34,697
Maybe.

1206
00:52:40,004 --> 00:52:41,235
Where are you in all this?

1207
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:43,704
S... Me, Roman?

1208
00:52:43,708 --> 00:52:45,541
Uh... You know.

1209
00:52:47,412 --> 00:52:49,443
- I'm creeping on the come-up.
- Oh, yeah?

1210
00:52:49,447 --> 00:52:51,612
Yeah. I've got some
ideas for ATN, you know.

1211
00:52:51,616 --> 00:52:55,516
Sluice out the fucking porridge
and add some sriracha.

1212
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,851
Poach some of those TikTok
psychos, you know?

1213
00:52:57,855 --> 00:53:00,655
E-girls with fucking guns
and Juul pods, you know?

1214
00:53:00,659 --> 00:53:03,590
Give me some straight shot
Blacks and Latinos.

1215
00:53:03,594 --> 00:53:04,992
No more of this fucking...

1216
00:53:04,996 --> 00:53:06,459
pillows and bedpans, you know.

1217
00:53:06,463 --> 00:53:08,931
We're strictly bone broth
and dick pills.

1218
00:53:09,867 --> 00:53:11,196
Deep state conspiracy hour

1219
00:53:11,201 --> 00:53:13,033
but with, like, a fucking wink,
you know? Funny.

1220
00:53:13,037 --> 00:53:14,935
And the whole show...

1221
00:53:14,939 --> 00:53:16,939
is kinda set up for the star.

1222
00:53:17,809 --> 00:53:19,809
President Jeryd Mencken.

1223
00:53:31,222 --> 00:53:32,421
Knock-knock.

1224
00:53:47,503 --> 00:53:48,937
Heard you wanted one.

1225
00:53:50,740 --> 00:53:51,838
Thank you.

1226
00:53:51,842 --> 00:53:53,641
Anointed with a Coke.

1227
00:53:58,381 --> 00:54:01,013
That was nice.

1228
00:54:01,017 --> 00:54:03,617
- He's nice.
- He's... not nice.

1229
00:54:04,420 --> 00:54:06,219
- He's not!
- Dad?

1230
00:54:06,223 --> 00:54:09,287
I know we came to the market
to buy you a nice milk cow

1231
00:54:09,291 --> 00:54:12,690
but we found ourselves
a fucking T-rex, okay?

1232
00:54:12,694 --> 00:54:15,425
He's box office.
The guy is fucking diesel.

1233
00:54:15,430 --> 00:54:18,162
I mean, he's good on camera.
He's fun. He'll fight.

1234
00:54:18,167 --> 00:54:19,965
Viewers will eat from his hand.

1235
00:54:19,969 --> 00:54:21,397
- No downside.
- Oh, yeah.

1236
00:54:21,402 --> 00:54:23,098
Let's just invade Poland, Dad.
No downside.

1237
00:54:23,103 --> 00:54:25,334
No, his chief of staff
broke a kid's jaw at a rally!

1238
00:54:25,339 --> 00:54:26,904
What?

1239
00:54:26,909 --> 00:54:28,206
If we don't come to an accommodation,

1240
00:54:28,210 --> 00:54:30,706
we get outflanked, and we lose
the ATN dollar machine

1241
00:54:30,711 --> 00:54:33,878
when we need cash to fight Tech.
Right? And buy Gojo.

1242
00:54:33,883 --> 00:54:36,044
Shiv wants her way, I want my way,

1243
00:54:36,049 --> 00:54:37,780
Connor wants his way, so that's even.

1244
00:54:37,785 --> 00:54:41,185
It's not even!
My opinion counts for more!

1245
00:54:41,190 --> 00:54:43,254
No... It does! It just fucking does!

1246
00:54:43,258 --> 00:54:44,786
Okay? I know this. I know!

1247
00:54:44,791 --> 00:54:47,357
People hate him.
They fucking hate this guy!

1248
00:54:47,362 --> 00:54:49,195
You have to look at the climate.

1249
00:54:50,664 --> 00:54:54,164
Climate said I was going down.

1250
00:54:54,168 --> 00:54:57,836
Climate said I should just step aside.

1251
00:55:01,142 --> 00:55:02,341
I guess...

1252
00:55:03,511 --> 00:55:05,211
I'm a climate denier.

1253
00:55:07,015 --> 00:55:09,646
Uh? I'm sorry, this is how it happens?

1254
00:55:09,650 --> 00:55:11,048
- Good night.
- Dad?

1255
00:55:11,052 --> 00:55:14,153
Dad! Come on! He's just...
He's fucking dangerous!

1256
00:55:16,490 --> 00:55:18,390
Definitely fucking.

1257
00:55:19,393 --> 00:55:21,527
Looks like your polling
was off again, Shiv.

1258
00:55:29,036 --> 00:55:30,235
Let's go.

1259
00:55:41,281 --> 00:55:43,212
So, I saw you.

1260
00:55:43,216 --> 00:55:45,482
Looked like you were having
a whale of a time

1261
00:55:45,486 --> 00:55:47,884
flying on the wings of white power.

1262
00:55:47,888 --> 00:55:51,020
Yeah, yeah. I was, uh, commandeered.

1263
00:55:51,024 --> 00:55:52,488
Did it feel good...

1264
00:55:52,492 --> 00:55:54,924
as the fascists hoisted you aloft

1265
00:55:54,928 --> 00:55:56,492
like the Stanley Cup?

1266
00:55:56,496 --> 00:55:57,526
So...

1267
00:55:57,530 --> 00:55:59,862
Mencken's gonna take
the weekend straw poll,

1268
00:55:59,866 --> 00:56:02,465
and Petkus has confirmed he's backing.

1269
00:56:02,469 --> 00:56:03,666
Good.

1270
00:56:03,670 --> 00:56:06,269
Sunday show pushed him this morning.

1271
00:56:06,273 --> 00:56:09,272
Let's see if this horse can run.

1272
00:56:09,276 --> 00:56:11,374
... couldn't quite...

1273
00:56:11,378 --> 00:56:12,608
... seal the deal.

1274
00:56:12,612 --> 00:56:13,977
And here I was thinking that...

1275
00:56:13,981 --> 00:56:16,645
you were gonna be the man
to put my dad in prison.

1276
00:56:16,649 --> 00:56:18,649
- Right.
- Siobhan!

1277
00:56:19,419 --> 00:56:20,616
Speak of the devil.

1278
00:56:20,620 --> 00:56:22,585
You take care. Good to see you.

1279
00:56:22,589 --> 00:56:24,019
We're doing photos.

1280
00:56:24,023 --> 00:56:26,323
- Family photo.
- Uh... With him?

1281
00:56:26,792 --> 00:56:28,656
No. No.

1282
00:56:28,660 --> 00:56:30,160
We're all in it. Let's go.

1283
00:56:31,497 --> 00:56:33,227
You've got enough people in the shot.

1284
00:56:33,232 --> 00:56:34,298
I'm good.

1285
00:56:37,303 --> 00:56:38,969
Get in the photo, please.

1286
00:56:43,842 --> 00:56:48,112
Siobhan, are you part
of this family or not?

1287
00:56:51,783 --> 00:56:53,848
Not standing next to him.

1288
00:56:53,852 --> 00:56:55,852
I'll be in the photo
but not right by him.

1289
00:56:58,390 --> 00:56:59,656
You win, Pinkie.

1290
00:57:00,492 --> 00:57:01,558
You win.

1291
00:57:02,961 --> 00:57:05,595
You did good this weekend, son.

1292
00:57:06,931 --> 00:57:08,228
Next to the congressman.

1293
00:57:08,233 --> 00:57:09,864
- Mr. Mencken.
- Roman.

1294
00:57:09,868 --> 00:57:11,332
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

1295
00:57:17,609 --> 00:57:21,409
Okay, everybody,
just be casual. Relax. Smile.

1296
00:57:21,413 --> 00:57:23,443
Little chin down, Mr.
Men... Congressman.

1297
00:57:23,447 --> 00:57:25,579
And one, two, three.

1298
00:57:25,583 --> 00:57:28,114
Great! Great. Perfect.

1299
00:57:28,118 --> 00:57:29,783
- Thank you. Super.
- Good.

1300
00:57:29,787 --> 00:57:31,186
Great. Okay.

1301
00:57:31,756 --> 00:57:33,086
Um...

1302
00:57:33,090 --> 00:57:34,788
Thank you. Should we get...

1303
00:57:34,792 --> 00:57:37,524
Should we get a couple of just... Um...

1304
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:47,500
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