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♪ (VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYS) ♪

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- TANA: Wow, really?
- Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, it's a shit show
over there, apparently.

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- TANA: Yeah?
- Yeah.

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-(TANA SCOFFS)
- Like, advertisers bailing,

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my dad is out of it
by all accounts.

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You know,
Gerri Kellman in charge?

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(SCOFFS) Sorry, I mean,
Gerri's great, I actually--

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I actually love Gerri,
you know, but...

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Gerri is a time server
who's way out of her depth.

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Meanwhile, on the upside,
the DOJ and I

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are in contact about the terms
of my immunity deal.

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So, yeah.

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- Does not look good for them.
- TANA: (CHUCKLES) Wow, right.

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-(CLICKS TONGUE)
-(TANA CHUCKLES)

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All that's on background.

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- TANA: Mm-hmm.
- Um... You know, as we said,
a lot of moving parts.

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But-- But-- Yeah, please,
let's-- let's dive in.

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So, you're okay
if I record this, right?

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KENDALL ROY: Yeah, hey,
am I okay? I am--

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- I am great. Let's record.
- Great. Thank you.

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- KENDALL: Open the kimono.
-(TANA LAUGHS)

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(LAUGHS)

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Uh-- Oh. Thank you.

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So, will this be in the piece?

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"Kendall Roy ordered
a shaved fennel salad

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and picked at it,
uh, inquisitively?"

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TANA: You're quite concerned
with how you're gonna
come across.

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Not really, no.

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Am I?

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- Hell, look, I come from
a world of image.
-(CHUCKLES)

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That's the family business.

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I mean, did-- did you see
the Sophie Iwobi monologue?

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- Um...
- Yeah, well, she--
she did a bit.

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-(CHUCKLES)
-"Oedipussy"?

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- It's funny, right?
- TANA: Mm-hmm.

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But, you know,
it doesn't hurt now,

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because, uh...

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because I am who I am.

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And-- And-- And--
And I wanna plant a flag.

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I wanna physically get in
and plant a flag,

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you know, for that...

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inside my family's business.

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And in terms
of your family business,

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one question that people
do have is about your siblings.

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- Mm.
- So, where are they in this?

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Have you managed
to stay close with them?

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You know, sure. Absolutely.
(CLEARS THROAT)

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There-- There are issues,
but, uh...

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- essentially, yeah.
- TANA: Hmm.

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I'm just really happy
in my headspace.

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And I hope
they're happy in theirs.

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♪ ("SUCCESSION" THEME MUSIC
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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

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Hey, El Presidente.

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How's your headspace?
You happy in it?

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Uh... Yeah. You like the ending?

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"Oh, I love my kids.

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What are their names again?
Blur Face and Who Cares?"

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- KARL MULLER: All right.
- Oh, and let's press go

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on that sale, the Israeli
machine learning operation.

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Okay.

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- What?
- What? Nothing. Good.

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Let me get into that.

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-(SIGHS) Look at me.
- KARL: No, I am. Hi. I see you.

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ROMAN ROY: Action stations!

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- Strategy meet. Time to go
tickle my dad's balls.
- GERRI KELLMAN: Yeah.

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- Wow.
- ROMAN: Hi, Karolina.

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LOGAN ROY:
I just hope our acting CEO

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isn't getting too
fucking acting.

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FRANK VERNON: I'll tell you
what's a scary story

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we should maybe reboot.
<i>Pinocchio.</i>

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A puppet that comes to life.

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Oh, come on. Let's get started.

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They can catch up.

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- Hey, Dad, how's your headspace?
-(LOGAN CLEARING THROAT)

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I hear Gerri is looking
at the Israeli outfit.

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Oh, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
Pretty insignificant.

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No, no, no, no, no.
No, I have a shape of things

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in mind for that.

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GoJo Go, I don't know,
streaming.

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No. Kill it, okay?
Just kill it.

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- Um...
- LOGAN: What?

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What, are you checking
the chain of command?

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No. Um...

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What does he mean
by "plant a flag," huh?

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Please, don't fucking hover.

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TOM WAMBSGANS: Um...
There's talk that, uh,

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- Kendall's planning to come in.
-(GERRI CHUCKLES)

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- You're fucking kidding?
- TOM: Mm-mm.

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- In here?
- Mm-hmm.

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That rat sets one foot
inside this building,

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I'll punch him
in the nose, okay?

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Well, I think
that's the grown-up solution

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that keeps everyone happy.

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LOGAN: Find out
what this fuck is planning.

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I don't need him in my teeth
right now.

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Uh... I can--
I can scope that out.

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I can capture him tonight,
if we'd like,

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at the journalism dinner.

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But, you know,
what are we doing to counter?

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Yes! Yes!

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You should all be out there.
Call him out on this.

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SHIV ROY: Uh... Well,

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we did discuss
the town hall event...

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Yeah, I-- I like it.

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- It brings everyone together.
- SHIV: Yeah.

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- Open, anonymous questions,
employee-facing.
-(LOGAN GROANS)

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SHIV: Yeah, I'm happy to lead it
if it's about change.

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ROMAN: Oh, you are?
Now who's planting a flag?

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In terms of getting proactive,
Hugo had Frankton's put together

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some full-page responses.

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Yeah, there were, uh--
there were a couple we liked.

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Full page with, uh,

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a number of pledges.
We can figure out the verbiage.

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And the tagline...

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"We get it."

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I thought it was quite funky.

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"We get it,"
a bit like those ladies

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on the cruise ship got it?

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- HUGO BAKER: Gerri liked it.
- Yeah, it's a little...

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"Yeah, yeah, we get it already,
stop moaning about the rapes."

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KERRY: Logan, um...

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we have agents on the phone,
asking if Waystar is willing

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to accept service
of a document subpoena?

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- Tell 'em to fuck off.
- KERRY: Oh. Okay.

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Kerry, uh... (SIGHS)
...hang on. He's kidding.

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- SHIV: Dad!
- GERRI: Logan. (CLEARS THROAT)

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I'm just wondering, uh,

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when we might start
to play ball.

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I mean, everybody cooperates.

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Maybe I don't do that dance.

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And how does that feel
in regards

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to the shareholder meeting?

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We don't accept service,

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in an hour, there's gonna be
two agents here to serve you,

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and while they're at it,
they could subpoena you

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- to the grand jury.
- LOGAN: Fuck 'em.

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- KERRY: Logan?
- Tell 'em to fuck off.

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- TOM: FBI! Hands up!
- Hey, how's it going?

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TOM: To be honest,
not great, Greg.

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It's looking pretty bad
with the investigation,

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and, um... Logan says
we have to take these.

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Cyanide pills, the whole team.

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- It's a mint, you doofus.
-(CHUCKLES)

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TOM: Take one.
Your breath really does stink.

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- Hey, can I show you something?
- GREG HIRSCH: Yeah?

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- TOM: Come on.
-(EXHALES)

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Gregory, my chief of staff,
leggy princeling of ATN,

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you deserve a new...
(SNAPS FINGERS)

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...office. What do you think?

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I mean... it's, uh--
it's-- it's not very nice.

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That's rude, rude boy.
It's your new place.

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GREG: Okay, I see.
This is punishment, right?

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This is because I'm not taking
the company lawyer?

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Right? Am I-- Am I getting
demoted right now?

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In the middle
of an investigation? No.

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No, this is just part
of a totally standard

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office rationalization. No!

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No, no, no,
you do whatever you like.

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You know, hang out with Kendall.

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Take your own counsel.

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I hear you have a really
great lawyer.

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Is it true you can find him
any time, day or night?

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- GREG: Yes.
-'Cause he has
one of those bowties

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that lights up and spins around?

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He's actually really good.
I'm very, very happy with him.

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Listen. On the level, buddy...

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On the level,
there are a million knives

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being sharpened right now.
The DOJ's gonna be like

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a combine harvester
in a wheat field of dicks, okay?

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So, I understand, I get it.
I see that this is tough.

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I have gone Waystar.

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I think that's safest, but...

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tonight, I'm actually
seeing a pal

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to get an objective take
on my situation,

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and if you want,

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- if you want, I can fold you in.
- Tonight?

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Yeah, I just thought,
you know, over a beer,

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we could kick back
and recall what happened

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and make sure
that we remember it

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- exactly the same way.
- GREG: Mm-hmm.

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- Um...
- TOM: What?

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- No, it's just Ken--
- Fuck Ken.

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Yeah, no, fuck Ken,
100 percent,

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- but-- but he's--
- TOM: But what?

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It's... stupid, he's giving me
a watch tonight to say thanks,

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- um, for-- so I don't know, I--
- You sold your ass for a watch?

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I'll buy you a watch, dickwad.
Just fucking come over.

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Okay, I'll try to come.
I wanna come.

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Stay.

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HUGO: You know,
your dad just wondered,

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since the public discourse
about your father feels

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- really one-sided...
- Yes, we would love your help

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- getting more dimensions.
- Mm-hmm?

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It would be totally controlled,
business interview,

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with some softballs at the end.

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Yeah, so Shiv,
or someone like Shiv,

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sharing some memories
and feelings about your dad.

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Yeah, I see. I think...
(INHALES THROUGH TEETH)

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I think I'm best placed
neutralizing Kendall.

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HUGO: Okay, well, you or...

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someone like you.

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All right, yeah, fine, fuck you.

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I'll go out and say I love Dad.
Why not?

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- I do. So, you know, fuck you.
- SHIV: Aw. Look at you.

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Cutest cheerleader
in high school.

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Is it true
you let the track team

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finger bang you for lunch money?

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ROMAN: Stop projecting
your memories onto me.

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♪ ("MONEY ALL THE TIME"
BY BALANCE PLAYS ON SPEAKERS) ♪

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- I like it. I like it,
it's a good weight.
-(LAUGHTER)

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-(ALL LAUGH)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Ken, real quick?

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Can you-- Can you just
give me the green light on this?

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- It's very expensive.
-(LAUGHS)

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GREG: I-- I mean, I usually
just use my phone

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- for all my time needs.
- Yeah, fuck it.

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Fuck it, man. You deserve it.

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REECE: Dude, your phone
is a widget. A button.

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Every janitor in America
has one.

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Your watch
is a Mona fucking Lisa.

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KENDALL: Okay, hey.
Shut the fuck up, Reece.

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Guys, it is game time.
And the game is...

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Good Tweet, Bad Tweet!

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- Oh, shit!
-(ALL CHEER)

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KENDALL: Okay, you crazy fuckers
better have these ready

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- when I call them out, okay?
- Start it already.

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- And...
- Ooh!

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- Good tweet! (SHUSHES)
- Okay. "Allies, uh, don't always

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come in the form we like,
but what Kendall Roy did

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was important and brave."

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- Boom! Boom, that's the shit.
-(ALL CHEER)

234
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:15,758
Hey, that's good!

235
00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:17,259
All right, all right, all right.
Bad tweet.

236
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:18,677
GREG: I got it, I got it!
I got it!

237
00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:21,013
- Bad tweet. Bad tweet.
-"Kendall Roy
is not a hero, fam."

238
00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:24,642
-(LAUGHTER)
- Uh... "He's bootleg Ross
with a daddy complex."

239
00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:26,811
- Love it! Love it!
-(ALL CHEER)

240
00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:28,771
Okay, okay, okay.
Good tweet, good tweet!

241
00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:30,022
Okay, keep 'em comin',
motherfuckers.

242
00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:32,400
"Maybe it's just 'cause
he's murking his shitty dad,

243
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:35,152
but I kind of wanna fuck
Kendall Roy?"

244
00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,655
-(ALL GASP)
- Booyah!

245
00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:40,950
- Yeah, girl!
- ALL: (CHANTING)

246
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:43,077
Bad tweet! Bad tweet!
Bad tweet!

247
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:45,246
Okay. "He clearly
has mental health issues..."

248
00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:48,040
- Right.
-"...and crazy guilt,
coupled with addiction.

249
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,376
That's all this is,
and it's sad."

250
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:56,173
-(SCOFFS)
- Boo!

251
00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,300
(ALL BOOING)

252
00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,803
(CHANTING) That one sucked!

253
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:03,139
(BOOING AND CHANTING CONTINUE)

254
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:06,350
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪

255
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:09,437
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(GASPS)

256
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,896
- GUEST: Hi.
- COMFRY: Hi.

257
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,816
- Happy crowd.
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

258
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:18,237
- REPORTER: Kendall Roy!
-(CAMERAS CLICKING)

259
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,989
- Should I give 'em something?
- Yeah.

260
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:24,535
Fuck the patriarchy!

261
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,370
REECE: Whoo!

262
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:30,791
KENDALL: All right,
do we have like a safe word?

263
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,710
- NAOMI PIERCE: Uh--
- KENDALL: To get out of here?

264
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:36,172
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

265
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,345
Good to see you.

266
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,765
Shiv-fucking-Roy.

267
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,768
Great to see you here.

268
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:52,104
I always come.

269
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,772
NATE SOFRELLI: The Committee
for the Protection

270
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,399
and Welfare of Journalists.

271
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:57,151
You're into that,
but you like to keep them

272
00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:59,236
protected in hutches, correct?

273
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,614
With the little feeding bottles,
kind of like hamsters?

274
00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:03,157
Oh, yeah. Yeah, adorable.

275
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,326
We do keep more newspapers
alive and-- and employ

276
00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:07,578
more journalists worldwide
than any other company,

277
00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:09,663
- so I guess we're doing our bit?
- Uh-huh.

278
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,707
The Soviet Union employed
a ton of journalists, too.

279
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:14,502
Oh, Nate,
we got to Stalin so fast?

280
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,295
Is Gil still turning up
on Russia Today

281
00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:18,339
- by mistake?
- Hey.

282
00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:20,549
- Hey, man.
- NATE: Hey, Ken.

283
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:21,842
- Wow.
- Good to see you.

284
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,178
- It's a family affair. (LAUGHS)
-(SHIV CHUCKLES)

285
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:25,387
Yeah, I didn't think
you'd be here.

286
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,389
I thought the newly minted
president

287
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,934
of Waystar Royco
would just be too busy.

288
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:31,435
- I'm on the advisory.
- Oh, right.

289
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,354
You're the newest
attraction at the zoo,

290
00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:34,897
half man, half Nobel prize?

291
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,441
Sure, Shiv. You got me.

292
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:42,071
- Well, well, well, Shiv.
- Really nice to see you.

293
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,281
Really.

294
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:50,746
Hey.

295
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,541
Hey.

296
00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,378
(CLICKS TONGUE) So, how is he?

297
00:13:57,461 --> 00:14:00,214
Is he all, like,
angry hog at the state fair?

298
00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:02,091
Rolling in shit,
snapping at kids?

299
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:06,053
He's fine. He's...
(INHALES SHARPLY)

300
00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:07,638
...worried you might come in.

301
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,391
Let him worry.

302
00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:12,434
SHIV: Okay, well,
that would just be dumb, Ken.

303
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,270
We all need for us
to win the shareholder vote,

304
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:17,314
you too, so just--
you know, just wait a week.

305
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:19,650
And maybe cool it
on the interviews

306
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:20,901
- while you're at it.
- Oh, uh-huh.

307
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,237
- That'd be smart all round.
- Well, yeah, maybe.

308
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,114
I'm not a suicide bomber, Shiv.

309
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,617
Hey, I wanted to say, um...

310
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:32,705
just... at Rava's?

311
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,336
I think I'm right--
I-- I am right.

312
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:42,172
But I maybe threw
a couple of ugly rocks.

313
00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:44,883
Uh-huh.

314
00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:47,177
I'm just trying to be...

315
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:50,681
more thoughtful now, so...

316
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,643
Look, I... (INHALES)

317
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:58,772
I think we have the same
aim here, is the truth.

318
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:01,233
You know, big picture.
I'm... (SCOFFS)

319
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,569
...fucking tired
of all this shit too.

320
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:05,446
And I'm pushing for change.

321
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:08,741
Like, is there a world
where you stop being gross

322
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:12,494
and throwing stones
and we can acknowledge

323
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:16,749
and rebuild, you know,
truth and reconciliation?

324
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:19,501
You know, and maybe--
maybe we can actually find a way

325
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,420
to fucking fix things
from the inside,

326
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:24,131
which is the only place
that anything gets done anyway.

327
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,054
They made you get
all dressed up for this?

328
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:35,684
(SCOFFS) Or do you not actually
give a fuck?

329
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,186
And it's all just ego?

330
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,647
(CHUCKLES)

331
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:41,523
Look at this.

332
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,028
It's you now.

333
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,780
ANNOUNCER: (OVER SPEAKERS)
Ladies and gentlemen,
to present our next award...

334
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:48,822
KENDALL:
I'm sorry for you, Siobhan.

335
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,367
...a man who is used to
owning the news

336
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:54,620
rather than being in the news.
Kendall Roy.

337
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:57,665
(APPLAUSE)

338
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,921
So, thanks for making time
and, uh, when we do it,

339
00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:07,007
the first section will just be
the South Asian streaming stuff.

340
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,425
- Mm-hmm, yeah.
- We'll have to ask

341
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,010
the shareholder
meeting question.

342
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,720
Very confident.
Massive optimism.

343
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,514
DAVIS: Great.
And then, uh, you know,

344
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:16,225
I think that you know
that there's this idea
that everyone...

345
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,102
uh, everyone thought
that it'd be really kind of fun

346
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:20,187
if after everything,
we might, uh, open up the door

347
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:21,939
on some family stuff
for a little bit.

348
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,233
-(RETCHES)
- No, I know, I know.

349
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,694
And we won't dwell on it, so,
uh, we'll just keep it loose

350
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,278
and, uh, it'll be fun
to freewheel it. Hmm?

351
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:29,863
Tell me precisely
every single word

352
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:32,199
they're gonna ask me.

353
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:34,201
Well, I couldn't disclose
specific questions

354
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:36,036
because of our policies
at ATN Business

355
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,164
and that would be ethically,
uh, you know...

356
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:43,085
But it, uh, might be
something like...

357
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,422
"Logan seems
like a business-oriented guy,

358
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,257
what's something special
that you and your dad

359
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,425
enjoy doing together?"

360
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:53,220
- No, next question.
- Okay, sure.

361
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:55,180
"What was a time
that your dad came to your aid

362
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:58,392
- when you really needed him?"
- Mm, no. I'm not doing that one.

363
00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:01,770
DAVIS: Right.
Um... (CLEARS THROAT)

364
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,022
"What is your most cherished
father-son memory?"

365
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,735
So far, these are bad.

366
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,361
Well, how about, uh--
how about you lead?

367
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:12,740
Is there some sort of childhood
story that you'd like to tell?

368
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:16,744
ROMAN: I got a memory
in the old bankiola. Uh...

369
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,579
Some fly-fishing
in Montana, if...

370
00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:21,582
- DAVIS: Sure.
-...that interests you.

371
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:22,791
DAVIS: Thank you, Mr. Roy!

372
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:25,544
(ROMAN GROANS)

373
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:28,672
Um... Well,
I will pass that along.

374
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:31,925
- Hi.
- Hi.

375
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,845
And I don't want him...

376
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:38,515
- How you're doing?
- Love and marriage.

377
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,934
I feel another million drain
with every cluck

378
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,478
from that hen house.

379
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,647
(CONVERSATION CONTINUES
INDISTINCTLY)

380
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:52,488
- LOGAN: Did you see him?
- I did.

381
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:55,532
- Is he coming in?
- Uh... I don't know.

382
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,618
I don't think so.

383
00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:59,828
- I think he gets it.
- Uh-huh.

384
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:03,040
Thank you.

385
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:04,833
You know, every time
I don't see you out there

386
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,711
saying something, I think,
"Does Shiv even like me?"

387
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,924
- Oh, come on, Roman is--
- My daughter.

388
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,718
My only daughter.

389
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,180
(SIGHING)

390
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,766
SHIV: What is it exactly
that you want me to do?

391
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:23,727
LOGAN: I don't know,
draw a circle around him, maybe.

392
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:26,563
Declare that your old man
isn't some dirty bastard.

393
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,482
Tell the truth, maybe.

394
00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:29,983
- About him.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.

395
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:32,736
The truth, but horrible.
and in public, right?

396
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:34,863
Do you trust me?

397
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:37,032
Yes, of course.

398
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,620
Uh... On what?

399
00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:45,499
- On all this hullabaloo.
-(LAUGHS)

400
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:47,334
-"Hullabaloo"?
- LOGAN: Uh-huh.

401
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,421
Uh... Yeah.

402
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:54,383
I don't...

403
00:18:58,428 --> 00:18:59,429
Yeah.

404
00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:01,765
(SIGHS)

405
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:05,811
- Can we-- I mean, can we talk?
- Yes, we can talk.

406
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,271
SHIV: Okay, well...

407
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,023
- We're a big company, but...
- Mm-hmm.

408
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:12,568
...how bad is-- is...

409
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,820
(CHUCKLES)

410
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:17,030
- What is the worst thing
that could be in those papers?
- Not all that bad.

411
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:19,700
I mean... (CHUCKLES) Um...

412
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:21,702
Health and safety, compliance.

413
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,620
A few bad apples.

414
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:28,375
- What?
-(SCOFFS) Well, I know
that isn't true.

415
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,127
Come on, Dad.
Tom worked in Cruises.

416
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:31,420
Bill told him everything.

417
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,255
And besides, I know
that there were black ops,

418
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,257
and I know that there was
targeted intimidation

419
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:38,468
of victims and whistleblowers.

420
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,178
The NRPI, for fuck's sake.

421
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,973
Maybe there were
some salty moves.

422
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,559
You can't just change
your story.

423
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:47,269
I wanna keep you clean.

424
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:49,438
I put Gerri in,
but I can't trust her.

425
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,523
She's optics. I need you.

426
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:54,568
Listen.

427
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,196
I didn't know
about any of this shit.

428
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:01,325
Well, you're on emails.

429
00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:03,577
Do you know how many emails
I get a day?

430
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,037
I don't read my emails.

431
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,080
- I get the action points.
- SHIV: I know.

432
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,917
LOGAN: Shiv, the world
is fucking rough.

433
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,711
We ran a cruise line
out of some tin-pot ports

434
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,880
- registered in bongo
fucking bongo hovels...
- Oh--

435
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:16,798
...and we poured millions in.
And sure,

436
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,176
did we play rough
with the odd fucking union boss

437
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:23,513
or some Moaning Minnie
repeat litigant? I don't know!

438
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:27,476
It was a quarter of
a century ago, a lot of it.

439
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:31,521
So, yes, I fought
for you and your brothers.

440
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,649
But you will not find
a piece of paper

441
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:36,276
that makes you
ashamed of me, okay?

442
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,279
Well...

443
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,281
the government
does have an unbelievable amount

444
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:44,159
of leverage
at its disposal, Dad.

445
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:48,622
- The law?
- Yeah, the law.

446
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,708
The law is people.

447
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:55,212
And people is politics.

448
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,131
And I can handle a people.

449
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:02,594
♪ ("PULL UP" BY ELIJAH "LX"
HARVEY FEAT. J LYNN PLAYS) ♪

450
00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:05,472
COMFRY: Oh, that is nice.

451
00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:08,141
It's just beautiful,
I mean, it's just-- it's--

452
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:09,601
- It's heavy.
- Isn't it?

453
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:11,687
I've always been self-conscious
about my wrists,

454
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,522
- so it could address that.
- It's saffron.

455
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,273
You have normal wrists.

456
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,401
Thanks, that is very nice
of you to say.

457
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:18,652
-(LAUGHS)
- That is-- You--

458
00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:19,903
You have some nice
wrists yourself.

459
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,780
Greg, do you think
we can figure this out?

460
00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:23,407
You wanna transfer now?

461
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:25,200
- GREG: Um--
- It's 40k.

462
00:21:25,283 --> 00:21:30,497
Oh, no, no, um, I think this is,
uh, like a gift situation.

463
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:35,419
Hey, Ken! Hey, Ken.
Are you buying this?

464
00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:37,587
- What?
- REECE: Are you buying him this?

465
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,548
What? The-- The watch? No.

466
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:41,425
No, I just said
I'd hook you up, dude.

467
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,096
What is that look?
Don't get weird on me.

468
00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:48,015
I'm not your fucking
sugar daddy.

469
00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:49,641
Cheapskate.

470
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:52,602
No, that's-- that's all good.
I-- I-- I mean, it's 40...

471
00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:53,895
I'm not buying him
a fucking watch.

472
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,564
-(LAUGHS)
- What the fuck
is he talking about?

473
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,149
GREG: No, I can't.
I'm gonna need to give it back.

474
00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:58,400
- It's not a good time.
- REECE: No, no, no, no.

475
00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:00,360
- It has your patina now.
- No, I don't have patina.

476
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:01,737
- We agreed.
- No, I shower.

477
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:05,490
Shit, she-- she did me again
tonight. Hey, hey, Comfry!

478
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,993
Sophie Iwobi
did me again tonight.

479
00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:10,996
GREG: I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it. Yeah.

480
00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:13,498
- COMFRY: What?
- KENDALL: She did a segment.

481
00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,375
- Oh, shit.
- Should we do this tomorrow?

482
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:16,960
- Maybe I could--
-"Oedipussy 2."

483
00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:18,962
- I can get you
some bullet points.
- It looks like she tore me one.

484
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:21,089
Come on, fuck that.
We gotta-- We gotta watch this.

485
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,842
♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪

486
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:25,427
Hey, guys.

487
00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:28,430
Guys, I'm gonna
put on Sophie Iwobi.

488
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:30,390
Looks like she--
she tore me one.

489
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,517
Hey, hey, come on, we--
we should watch this,

490
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:33,643
it'll be fun, here it is.

491
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:36,188
<i>So, let's turn for a moment
to Kendall Roy.</i>

492
00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:38,148
- KENDALL: Woo-hoo!
<i>-My favorite white man.</i>

493
00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:39,399
<i>-Snitchy Rich.</i>
-(LAUGHS)

494
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,568
<i>Or as you may know him,
"a jar of mayonnaise</i>

495
00:22:41,651 --> 00:22:44,196
<i>-in a Prada suit."</i>
- Ha! Okay.

496
00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:46,615
SOPHIE IWOBI: <i>Roy tweeted
earlier today...</i> (READS TWEET)

497
00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:48,408
KENDALL: It's okay,
you can laugh.

498
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,995
- SOPHIE: <i>The fuck is he
talking about?</i>
- Amen.

499
00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:54,581
SOPHIE: <i>That's like your dog
saying, "Hey, guys, guys, guys,</i>

500
00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:56,416
<i>we have to punish
whoever ate coffee grinds</i>

501
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,294
<i>out of the trash
and then shit on the sofa."</i>

502
00:22:59,377 --> 00:23:01,588
<i>-Hashtag Sofa Justice.</i>
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHTER ON TV)

503
00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:04,007
-(CHUCKLES) That's great.
- SOPHIE: <i>Actual progressives</i>

504
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:06,885
<i>have been embracing
this dude. Why?</i>

505
00:23:06,968 --> 00:23:10,222
<i>This is the guy who
told Congress like a month ago</i>

506
00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:13,141
<i>that the investigation
into his father</i>

507
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,309
<i>was a witch hunt.</i>

508
00:23:14,392 --> 00:23:16,645
-(KENDALL LAUGHS)
<i>-And he's also the fail-bro</i>

509
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:17,896
<i>who once posed in this photo...</i>

510
00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:19,606
- KENDALL: Oh, shit.
<i>-...flashing gang signs</i>

511
00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:21,233
<i>-outside of Jean-Georges.</i>
-(LAUGHS)

512
00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:23,443
- Okay, that is such a reach.
You were being tongue-in-cheek.
- Yeah.

513
00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:25,112
She fucking loves me.

514
00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:27,114
- She loves me.
<i>-See, the problem is Kendall Roy
suffers from a severe case...</i>

515
00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:29,616
- This is love, it's all love.
<i>-...of what doctors call
Caucasian Rich Brain.</i>

516
00:23:29,699 --> 00:23:30,826
AUDIENCE: Oh!

517
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,953
SOPHIE: <i>What happens
is genetically inherited wealth</i>

518
00:23:33,036 --> 00:23:35,455
<i>and whiteness cause
neural pathways in the brain</i>

519
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:38,291
<i>to constrict and make
the patient believe he's woke,</i>

520
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:40,418
<i>when he's just
a total fucking jackass.</i>

521
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:43,213
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS, APPLAUDS)

522
00:23:43,296 --> 00:23:45,340
- I feel like I should go on.
- SOPHIE: <i>Fuck Kendall Roy.
Thank you.</i>

523
00:23:45,423 --> 00:23:47,509
- What do you think? Can you
touch base? I should go on.
- I think we should talk to Berry

524
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:48,969
'cause there's a couple ways
to counter backlash,

525
00:23:49,052 --> 00:23:51,513
- and it might not be the best--
- Backlash? This is, like...

526
00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:53,723
- GREG: This is not--
- This is being
in the conversation.

527
00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:55,892
- GREG: Yeah.
- This is fucking great.

528
00:23:56,893 --> 00:23:58,436
- This is great.
- GREG: Yeah.

529
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:01,815
- Hey.
-(MONDALE WHIMPERING)

530
00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:04,234
- Shivy!
- SHIV: (GIGGLING) Oh, hi.

531
00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:05,652
- Hey.
- How was your guy?

532
00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:07,737
- Did you see him?
- TOM: Yup.

533
00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:09,990
Yeah. When I got in...

534
00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:13,201
uh, Mondale had eaten
some of your pantyhose

535
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,953
and I had to pull 'em
out of his ass.

536
00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:16,997
Oh, my God. I'm sorry.

537
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:20,167
You shouldn't leave them
lying around the floor, Siobhan.

538
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,002
Not once the help have gone.

539
00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:25,881
Yeah, I-- You okay?

540
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:29,384
Mondale's not well.
Mondale's unsettled.

541
00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:34,764
Is, uh, Kendall coming
into Waystar?

542
00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:37,767
I don't think so. Uh...

543
00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:40,562
How-- How was your guy?

544
00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:42,230
- How was my guy?
- SHIV: Mm-hmm.

545
00:24:43,106 --> 00:24:44,524
Well, um...

546
00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:47,611
Well...

547
00:24:47,694 --> 00:24:50,071
Yeah, we-- I outlined
what might have happened

548
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:52,157
to a theoretical John Doe,

549
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,117
- divisional head.
- Mm-hmm.

550
00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:56,995
And, you know,
we talked about...

551
00:24:57,078 --> 00:24:58,872
if what comes out
does come out

552
00:24:58,955 --> 00:25:01,541
in terms of the investigation,
and he said...

553
00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:05,837
"It's very difficult
to see a world

554
00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:08,715
in which this John Doe
doesn't go to jail."

555
00:25:09,716 --> 00:25:12,969
- So...
- Right. Fuck.

556
00:25:14,387 --> 00:25:15,472
(SIGHS)

557
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,351
- Tom, it'll be okay.
- TOM: Um...

558
00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:22,896
And what evidence
do you have for that?

559
00:25:23,563 --> 00:25:26,191
I'm curious. (CHUCKLES)

560
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:29,736
SHIV: Tom, oh, honey?

561
00:25:31,112 --> 00:25:33,073
TOM: I did have one dumb idea.

562
00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:35,075
Mm-hmm?

563
00:25:35,158 --> 00:25:37,619
Yeah. I was thinking,
you know, maybe...

564
00:25:37,702 --> 00:25:40,747
maybe it would be good
to get out in front of it.

565
00:25:40,830 --> 00:25:44,584
If prison is likely,
could I find any...

566
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,337
benefit in that, you know?

567
00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:51,633
- You mean cooperate?
- No, not with DOJ.

568
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:53,718
Your dad.

569
00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:56,888
I go to your dad and I-- I...

570
00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:59,474
offer myself up
as the beating post.

571
00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:03,895
Uh... No, honey. You can't.
(CHUCKLES)

572
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:06,648
No.

573
00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:08,858
- Honey, you're drunk.
- TOM: Mm.

574
00:26:16,032 --> 00:26:17,325
But it is smart.

575
00:26:19,202 --> 00:26:20,829
Yeah, it's, uh, kind of a...

576
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,748
a win from a no-win.

577
00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:26,167
- TOM: You think?
- Yeah. I mean, it's punchy.

578
00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:28,878
I mean...

579
00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:32,340
you know, it's very likely
that no one goes to prison.

580
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,384
- Uh-huh. Yeah.
- SHIV: And...

581
00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:38,680
either way,
you bank gold with my dad.

582
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:42,309
The offer is kinda... genius.

583
00:26:45,895 --> 00:26:47,939
All being well, you know,
with a fair wind, I could

584
00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:50,191
- be done in less than a year.
- Mm-hmm.

585
00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:54,988
(LAUGHING) But no.
You can't, Tom.

586
00:26:55,071 --> 00:26:57,657
Jesus. Everyone is doing
fucking somersaults for him

587
00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:58,867
right now.

588
00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:07,417
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪

589
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:10,337
SOPHIE: (ON PHONE) <i>...guy who
told Congress like a month ago</i>

590
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:12,964
<i>that the investigation
into his father</i>

591
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:14,424
<i>was a witch hunt.</i>

592
00:27:14,507 --> 00:27:18,219
<i>And he's also the fail-bro
who once posed in this photo</i>

593
00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:21,014
<i>flashing gang signs
outside of Jean-Georges.</i>

594
00:27:21,806 --> 00:27:23,308
<i>Poor Kenny.</i>

595
00:27:23,391 --> 00:27:25,435
<i>See, the problem is,
Kendall Roy suffers</i>

596
00:27:25,518 --> 00:27:28,021
<i>from a severe case
of what doctors call</i>

597
00:27:28,104 --> 00:27:30,732
<i>-Caucasian Rich Brain.</i>
-(TV PLAYING SILENTLY)

598
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:36,363
- JESS JORDAN: <i>Hey.</i>
- KENDALL: Hey, Jess.
I'm going in.

599
00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:39,199
- JESS: <i>Uh-- Okay. To the office?</i>
- Okay? Yeah.

600
00:27:39,282 --> 00:27:40,825
- JESS: <i>When?</i>
- Now.

601
00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:42,035
JESS: <i>But you said...</i>

602
00:27:42,118 --> 00:27:43,787
Yeah, I said--
That was a false thought.

603
00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:45,372
Uh-- Just make sure
my office is ready.

604
00:27:45,455 --> 00:27:46,998
I'll ping you before I arrive.

605
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:50,418
Good? Good? Great.

606
00:27:51,252 --> 00:27:52,253
Greg.

607
00:27:52,879 --> 00:27:54,506
Yo. Hey, I'm going in.

608
00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:57,759
Yeah, I might wanna roll deep,
so, uh...

609
00:27:57,842 --> 00:27:58,802
(URINATING)

610
00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:00,678
...just keep it
on the down-low, okay?

611
00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:02,430
I wanna see the shockwaves.

612
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,432
ANCHOR: November
just around the corner,
very important election...

613
00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,684
- Hi.
-...with Michelle-Anne...

614
00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:09,312
- TOM: Shouldn't be too long now.
- LOGAN: Uh-huh.

615
00:28:10,271 --> 00:28:14,275
(MICHELLE-ANN SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY)

616
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,153
Yeah, because I've--
I've been, uh-- I've been...

617
00:28:18,571 --> 00:28:21,658
I've been thinking, um,
about what it is that you...

618
00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:24,411
you might really need
right now...

619
00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:27,997
and, um-- and how I can help.

620
00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:30,583
- Mm-hmm?
- Yeah.

621
00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:33,628
Yeah, because, you know,
if, uh-- if things go...

622
00:28:34,462 --> 00:28:36,381
how they could go...

623
00:28:36,464 --> 00:28:39,259
maybe there's no repercussions,
but if not...

624
00:28:40,343 --> 00:28:42,804
there'll probably
be a cash number.

625
00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:46,307
And there will probably
need to be a face or two

626
00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:48,726
behind bars, right?

627
00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:54,566
- What's your angle, Tom?
- No. None.

628
00:28:54,649 --> 00:28:57,277
None, just-- just, uh...

629
00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:01,531
I'm probably in the firing line.
And I just wanted you to know...

630
00:29:03,032 --> 00:29:04,701
if you need to strategize...

631
00:29:06,035 --> 00:29:07,454
I can be that guy.

632
00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:11,082
I'll-- I'll step up and go down.

633
00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:17,297
That's it?

634
00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:20,592
- You don't mind?
- Nope.

635
00:29:21,634 --> 00:29:24,929
No, that's just there.
If you need it.

636
00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:28,933
I won't wriggle.

637
00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:32,312
Just clonk the trout on the head
and put it in your pouch.

638
00:29:32,395 --> 00:29:33,897
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

639
00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:35,440
It won't come to that.

640
00:29:37,066 --> 00:29:38,067
But...

641
00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:43,281
thank you, Tom. Thank you.

642
00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:46,576
Not a problem.

643
00:29:46,659 --> 00:29:48,036
MICHELLE-ANNE: ...helping us
to get our message out

644
00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:49,996
to Latino voters,
who've really come around

645
00:29:50,079 --> 00:29:51,498
to the President's message

646
00:29:51,581 --> 00:29:52,665
and, you know,

647
00:29:52,749 --> 00:29:54,918
we saw Boyer on your program
a few nights ago.

648
00:29:55,001 --> 00:29:56,711
(MALE ANCHOR
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

649
00:29:56,794 --> 00:29:59,214
MICHELLE-ANNE: Absolutely.
Very much with the president,
so...

650
00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:02,634
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

651
00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:24,614
RECEPTIONIST: (ON PHONE)
<i>Bergman, Hendon, and Weiss.</i>

652
00:30:24,697 --> 00:30:27,992
Uh... Hello. Uh... Hi.
Uh... I was given your number

653
00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:31,704
by a friend of mine and I--
I was wanting to, um--

654
00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:32,997
I would like to...

655
00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:35,875
schedule an appointment
with Rex Hendon.

656
00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:37,460
RECEPTIONIST:
<i>This is for a consultation?</i>

657
00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:39,420
- Uh-huh. That's right.
-(LINE BEEPING)

658
00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:41,381
Excuse me, can you hold
the line one second?

659
00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:44,634
Greg, talk fast. What is it?

660
00:30:44,717 --> 00:30:46,010
- GREG: <i>Hey, so-- so...</i>
- I'm busy.

661
00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:48,555
<i>...I have something
that you guys might wanna know.</i>

662
00:30:54,310 --> 00:30:59,065
- Hey! How you doin'?
- Great. Are you...

663
00:30:59,148 --> 00:31:01,067
- What are you doing down here?
- Mark, isn't he just

664
00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:03,111
- the fucking greatest?
- Sure, yeah.

665
00:31:03,194 --> 00:31:05,238
As ever.
Great to have you contribute.

666
00:31:05,321 --> 00:31:08,116
Could we do five
on what we need to do here?

667
00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:09,284
MICHELLE-ANNE: Sure.

668
00:31:10,868 --> 00:31:14,539
So, how are things?
Look at you, the tough guy.

669
00:31:14,622 --> 00:31:16,916
You wouldn't even take service
of a subpoena, right?

670
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,794
Yeah, my son stands up,
waves his dick in the air,

671
00:31:19,877 --> 00:31:22,130
and the rest of the world
is meant to rearrange itself

672
00:31:22,213 --> 00:31:25,550
according to his liking?
I don't think so, right?

673
00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:27,719
I see. But are you gonna
get more cooperative...

674
00:31:27,802 --> 00:31:30,305
- Oh! It's a witch hunt.
-...now that you've
set the table?

675
00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:32,348
LOGAN: The prosecutors
are gonna regret any time

676
00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:34,267
or money they spend on it.

677
00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:40,273
- What does the old man think?
- Not fucking much.

678
00:31:40,356 --> 00:31:42,400
(BOTH LAUGH)

679
00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:43,776
No, he's got--
he's got poll numbers

680
00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,070
dancing in front of his eyes
morning, noon, and night.

681
00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:49,198
So, someone shits in Wisconsin,

682
00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:51,618
he's worried it'll float down
the Mississippi

683
00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:53,453
and hurt his numbers in Iowa.

684
00:31:53,536 --> 00:31:55,830
LOGAN: Relax.
We've got his back.

685
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:57,665
Yeah, well...

686
00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:01,502
That's great. I guess...

687
00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:04,422
you know, when this thing broke,

688
00:32:04,505 --> 00:32:07,800
the whole thing was,
"Logan Roy is going down."

689
00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:10,094
But then you got this thing,
some of our folks are like,

690
00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:11,429
"There's no way
Roy is going down.

691
00:32:11,512 --> 00:32:12,972
The President's gonna
protect him,

692
00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:14,849
the system is broken."

693
00:32:14,932 --> 00:32:16,934
People have no idea.

694
00:32:17,018 --> 00:32:19,395
They have these
paranoid fantasies.

695
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,439
Yeah.

696
00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:25,818
I don't want you to do anything.

697
00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:29,947
- Right.
- What I want is-- is nothing.

698
00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:32,033
Normal consideration,

699
00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:34,994
not to become the focus
of some bullshit.

700
00:32:35,078 --> 00:32:36,829
- Right.
- LOGAN: Not favors.

701
00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:39,874
- Right.
- Right, right, right,
right, right...

702
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,377
-(SIGHS)
- What?

703
00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:46,255
The fact is, I don't want
anything from anyone.

704
00:32:46,339 --> 00:32:49,550
That's not the way I operate.
But I would like to know

705
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:53,888
that no one's gonna shit
their pants if I hang tough.

706
00:32:53,971 --> 00:32:56,057
Facebook is full of photos
of you and the boss

707
00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:58,101
at CPAC and Davos.

708
00:32:58,184 --> 00:33:00,478
All the nice things
you've said about each other?

709
00:33:01,604 --> 00:33:03,815
It hits a demographic
we have to worry about.

710
00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:08,277
If that raisin
hangs me out to dry,

711
00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:10,780
I'm quite willing
to do the same to him.

712
00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:14,033
Well, if we're gonna be real...

713
00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:16,119
maybe the President
has not been feeling

714
00:33:16,202 --> 00:33:18,496
like your coverage
has been very helpful

715
00:33:18,579 --> 00:33:20,081
or truthful lately.

716
00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:22,667
It could get a lot
fucking worse.

717
00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:28,256
We have the same interest here.

718
00:33:30,883 --> 00:33:34,762
Can you lower the temperature?
And I'll see what I can do.

719
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:38,683
- Sure. That's all I need.
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

720
00:33:40,643 --> 00:33:41,894
LOGAN: Excuse me.

721
00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:45,398
HUGO: So, we asked everyone
to submit concerns and questions

722
00:33:45,481 --> 00:33:47,608
anonymously via the Intranet...

723
00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:49,777
...which has some drawbacks,
as you know,

724
00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:52,029
and we wanted you
to be aware, Shiv,

725
00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:53,823
if you're gonna be up there.
So, we plan to put these

726
00:33:53,906 --> 00:33:56,242
- on, um, a screen.
- What are they asking?

727
00:33:56,325 --> 00:33:58,911
Well, uh, the general tenor is,

728
00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:01,789
"What the hell's
happening here?" Uh...

729
00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:05,668
A lot of those. Uh... Also,
"I'm embarrassed to say

730
00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:08,129
to my mother I work at
Waystar. Any advice?"

731
00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:10,131
- ROMAN: Yeah, fuck your mother.
-"Please tell us anything at all

732
00:34:10,214 --> 00:34:11,674
about what is happening here."

733
00:34:11,758 --> 00:34:13,843
Oh, my God, did they write
these questions in crayon?

734
00:34:13,926 --> 00:34:15,261
I mean,
I have my speech all set.

735
00:34:15,344 --> 00:34:16,929
Do we even really need
to have questions?

736
00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:19,932
Well, we did say we wanted
to answer questions,

737
00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:20,975
- so...
- Yeah.

738
00:34:21,058 --> 00:34:23,352
Okay, well,
Dad can't see this one,

739
00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:24,562
or this one.

740
00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:26,397
Oh, fuck, no.

741
00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:28,149
- This'll make him shit
his Pop-Tarts.
- SHIV: No, no.

742
00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:30,234
- I think there's, like,
three here we can use.
- KAROLINA NOVOTNEY: Okay.

743
00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:32,028
- HUGO: Three is all we need.
- This is just fucking rude.

744
00:34:32,111 --> 00:34:33,446
I mean, it's not even
really a question.

745
00:34:33,529 --> 00:34:35,281
I mean, I don't think people
should even be thinking this

746
00:34:35,364 --> 00:34:36,407
- that work here.
- You're right.

747
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:37,533
Can we get different questions?

748
00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:38,951
- Like, less questiony questions?
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.

749
00:34:39,035 --> 00:34:40,286
ROMAN: 'Cause these are just
fucking horrible.

750
00:34:40,369 --> 00:34:41,954
- HUGO: We can.
- KAROLINA: Okay, well,
Hugo and I

751
00:34:42,038 --> 00:34:43,706
- did prepare a set
of questions...
- Something else.

752
00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:45,124
...that are more
of the sort of things

753
00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:47,001
that people would actually
wanna know.

754
00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,252
- HUGO: Yeah. I mean...
- Great.

755
00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:51,547
...these, we feel, are people's
real questions, okay?

756
00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:53,758
We've got a problem.
Logan wants to see you

757
00:34:53,841 --> 00:34:55,676
- in his office.
- SHIV: Now?

758
00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:00,515
- LISA ARTHUR: <i>Hello?</i>
- Lisa.

759
00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:02,850
Lisa! The Regal Legal Eagle.

760
00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:06,062
LISA: <i>Kendall, I hear
you're going in. What the fuck?</i>

761
00:35:06,145 --> 00:35:08,564
Yeah, I can't let him dominate
the battle space, Lisa.

762
00:35:08,648 --> 00:35:11,651
My sister's making moves,
I can't just watch it happen.

763
00:35:11,734 --> 00:35:13,820
What-- What-- What--
What's the story on my immunity?

764
00:35:13,903 --> 00:35:16,823
LISA: <i>I'm figuring out
a "Queen for a Day" situation,
Kendall.</i>

765
00:35:16,906 --> 00:35:19,033
<i>-I have to have control here.</i>
- Yeah, but we're losing
the momentum.

766
00:35:19,116 --> 00:35:20,326
Can we get a raid?
What about a raid?

767
00:35:20,409 --> 00:35:22,286
- Can we get a raid?
- LISA: <i>We can't "get" anything.</i>

768
00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:26,707
No, sure, but really? I mean,
we hit the right buttons.

769
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:29,460
"Has the government
gone soft-cock on Big Corp?"

770
00:35:29,544 --> 00:35:32,797
I'll call you in 40, Lisa.
You're the boss here. Bye.

771
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:36,551
And let's commit to Iwobi.
Yeah? Let's do it. Reach out.

772
00:35:36,634 --> 00:35:38,678
Call Noah and get me some jokes.

773
00:35:38,761 --> 00:35:40,721
Not jokes.
Like, funny as fuck shit,

774
00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:43,224
but not in a stupid jokey way.

775
00:35:43,307 --> 00:35:46,227
- Is it true? He's on his way?
- Fucking rat.

776
00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:48,771
I'm gonna jam a Montblanc
down his fucking throat.

777
00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:50,731
- He'll eat up any drama, Dad.
- Kerry!

778
00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:53,317
Look, why don't we just let him
come on in and ignore him?

779
00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:55,319
Get us Colin,
get us building services.

780
00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:57,363
If he comes for me,
I want him fucking cuffed.

781
00:35:57,446 --> 00:35:58,906
- Okay.
- LOGAN: He's fired!

782
00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:02,660
HR is discussing him
stepping down from his duties.

783
00:36:02,743 --> 00:36:05,663
But firing, you would be handing
DOJ a gas can.

784
00:36:05,746 --> 00:36:07,540
- Yeah.
- GERRI: It would be
a PR disaster.

785
00:36:07,623 --> 00:36:09,166
Want me to get outside counsel
on the line?

786
00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:10,459
Front desk says he's pulling up.

787
00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:11,752
LOGAN: I don't want people
seeing him.

788
00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:13,713
- Keep him the fuck out!
- Okay.

789
00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:16,924
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪

790
00:36:23,723 --> 00:36:24,849
KENDALL: How are you?

791
00:36:27,184 --> 00:36:30,730
- Sir, I'm-- I'm sorry.
- Yeah.

792
00:36:30,813 --> 00:36:33,774
Just-- Your key card
has expired.

793
00:36:35,067 --> 00:36:37,486
Expired? That's weird.
(CHUCKLES)

794
00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:40,448
HUGO: Hi, Kendall. Uh...
Bit of a crazy morning here.

795
00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:42,199
- Oh, is it?
- If you like, we could head over

796
00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:44,327
to 43 North
and I can fill you in.

797
00:36:44,410 --> 00:36:45,995
Might be a little bit
more comfortable there.

798
00:36:46,078 --> 00:36:47,914
Yeah, not going
to the satellite office, thanks.

799
00:36:47,997 --> 00:36:50,541
Uh... My card doesn't work,
so I'm just gonna

800
00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:52,460
hurdle the gates
and have Remi film it.

801
00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:54,545
KAROLINA: What? No, who's--
How about we go up with you?

802
00:36:54,629 --> 00:36:55,796
We go up together?
We'll swipe you in.

803
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,548
KENDALL: You guys wanna sync up?
'Cause they-- they--

804
00:36:57,632 --> 00:36:59,467
- He can't go up.
- KAROLINA: No, he can go up.

805
00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:01,010
They've told us he can't go up.

806
00:37:01,093 --> 00:37:03,471
- KENDALL: Sorry, who's "they"?
- GUARD: We can't authorize that.

807
00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:06,307
I can authorize that.
I am authorizing that.

808
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:09,477
We probably can't keep him
out of the town hall, correct?

809
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,687
LAWYER: <i>You can discourage him
from attending</i>

810
00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:12,980
<i>in light of his position.</i>

811
00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:15,316
Can we discourage him
with a taser shot

812
00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:17,944
directly to his peni
or scrummage sacking?

813
00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:19,278
KERRY: He's headed
for the freight.

814
00:37:19,362 --> 00:37:21,697
Fine. Bring him up
in the dumbwaiter

815
00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:23,699
like a fucking hamburger.

816
00:37:23,783 --> 00:37:26,202
- KENDALL: All right,
what's up, bro?
- EMPLOYEE: Hey.

817
00:37:26,285 --> 00:37:29,080
- Doing the heavy lifting?
- Yeah.

818
00:37:29,163 --> 00:37:31,415
- LOGAN: Is he there?
- I don't see him yet.

819
00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:35,670
- With his stupid walk.
- Tom, get Sam and Ray and IT,

820
00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:38,589
and make sure he doesn't get
fucking cute with IT.

821
00:37:42,551 --> 00:37:43,678
KENDALL: Hey, man.

822
00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:47,848
(KENDALL CHUCKLING)

823
00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:49,725
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

824
00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:51,310
KENDALL: Good to see you, man.
Hey, man.

825
00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:54,438
Hey! Hey, hey, hey. Hey.

826
00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:57,358
- KENDALL: Kinda weird, right?
-(CHUCKLES) It's pretty weird.

827
00:37:57,441 --> 00:37:59,193
- But, you know, yeah.
- KENDALL: How's it going?

828
00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:01,445
Yeah, life goes on,
you know, yeah.

829
00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:02,530
- Buddhists?
- TOM: Hmm.

830
00:38:02,613 --> 00:38:05,408
Nice. Life does go on.

831
00:38:05,491 --> 00:38:09,245
So-- So, what's going on
back there in my dad's office?

832
00:38:09,328 --> 00:38:12,123
He got any back-channel
White House contacts in there
or what?

833
00:38:12,623 --> 00:38:14,834
(BOTH LAUGH)

834
00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:17,712
- I'm joking. You can't
tell me that.
- TOM: Right. Right, right.

835
00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:20,256
And do you have an immunity deal
with DOJ?

836
00:38:21,298 --> 00:38:23,509
-(LAUGHS)
-(LAUGHS) Do you?

837
00:38:23,592 --> 00:38:25,553
(LAUGHS) It's good
we can kid around

838
00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:26,804
- like this.
- Yeah.

839
00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:31,517
But look, man. You're actually
in a difficult spot.

840
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,270
You know, it's-- it's no fun
being the last fucking eunuch

841
00:38:34,353 --> 00:38:35,479
in the forbidden city.

842
00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:37,356
I'm doing fine.

843
00:38:39,275 --> 00:38:40,276
Well...

844
00:38:41,318 --> 00:38:42,778
I like you.

845
00:38:42,862 --> 00:38:44,780
And I have no beef
with you, Tom.

846
00:38:47,950 --> 00:38:50,369
(WHISPERS) Another life
is possible, brother.

847
00:38:52,621 --> 00:38:56,792
He's trying to kiss
or nibble Tom.

848
00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:57,918
Let's just not turn this

849
00:38:58,002 --> 00:39:00,004
into the Invasion of Normandy,
okay?

850
00:39:06,385 --> 00:39:09,096
KENDALL: Okay. Okay.
Locked out?

851
00:39:11,223 --> 00:39:13,142
Does it feel cold
to you in here?

852
00:39:13,976 --> 00:39:15,978
- Right?
- It-- Is it?

853
00:39:21,817 --> 00:39:25,279
(SCOFFS)
You gotta be kidding me.

854
00:39:25,362 --> 00:39:28,240
Yeah. Yeah, they've-- they've--
they've hacked my AC.

855
00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:32,161
I think-- I think, this is, uh,
68? You like it?

856
00:39:32,244 --> 00:39:35,498
Sixty-eight? This isn't 68.
No fucking way, this is like...

857
00:39:36,165 --> 00:39:38,709
sixty-five, sixty-two.

858
00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:40,419
REMI: Definitely feels
a little cool.

859
00:39:41,587 --> 00:39:43,631
- KENDALL: Okay, Remi.
- REMI: Yeah?

860
00:39:43,714 --> 00:39:46,967
I'm airdropping you
a little shopping list.

861
00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:49,345
- You gonna come back stat?
- I can do that.

862
00:39:49,428 --> 00:39:50,971
What time does
the town hall start?

863
00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:54,391
- Um... Two o'clock. Yeah.
- Two o'clock? Okay.

864
00:39:57,770 --> 00:39:58,771
Yeah?

865
00:40:03,984 --> 00:40:04,985
What?

866
00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:07,154
Just checking in.

867
00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:12,618
Okay? Yeah, I'm just...

868
00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:21,293
(WHISPERS) I know you.

869
00:40:28,926 --> 00:40:31,303
♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪

870
00:40:31,387 --> 00:40:33,681
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

871
00:40:35,558 --> 00:40:38,561
- KAROLINA: So, if you're ready.
- Will my dad be there,

872
00:40:39,645 --> 00:40:41,272
undermining my authority?

873
00:40:41,355 --> 00:40:44,066
He'll be nearby,
emphasizing your authority.

874
00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:46,235
The live feed will be streaming
through the whole building

875
00:40:46,318 --> 00:40:48,612
and to all major offices
globally.

876
00:40:48,696 --> 00:40:51,740
And anything you need,
I'll be here.

877
00:40:51,824 --> 00:40:53,492
Congratulations, by the way.

878
00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:56,162
I was always pushing for you
to be brought in,

879
00:40:56,245 --> 00:40:57,580
in my own little way.

880
00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:04,211
And now, please welcome
our new Domestic President,

881
00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:05,504
Siobhan Roy.

882
00:41:05,588 --> 00:41:08,924
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
-♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

883
00:41:11,635 --> 00:41:14,388
SHIV: Thank you all.
Thank you. Thank you, Karolina.

884
00:41:15,723 --> 00:41:18,058
Okay, so I will keep this
straightforward.

885
00:41:19,268 --> 00:41:21,896
A senior executive at Waystar,

886
00:41:21,979 --> 00:41:24,857
who also happens
to be a senior brother of mine,

887
00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:26,650
I think I can legally say that,

888
00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:29,445
has made some
very serious allegations.

889
00:41:29,528 --> 00:41:32,489
And, as we take
those allegations seriously,

890
00:41:32,573 --> 00:41:33,991
there is, you'll understand,
a fair amount

891
00:41:34,074 --> 00:41:36,952
that we can't talk about,
legally.

892
00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:39,872
However, this is still
a family operation in spirit,

893
00:41:39,955 --> 00:41:41,790
and you are all a part
of that family.

894
00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:47,213
So, as much as we can tell you,
you know, we want to tell you.

895
00:41:47,296 --> 00:41:52,259
I'm Siobhan Roy,
Waystar's new President
of Domestic Operations.

896
00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:55,304
And I'm paying particular
and specific attention

897
00:41:55,387 --> 00:41:57,014
to corporate responsibility.

898
00:41:58,557 --> 00:42:01,060
I know that some of you
have concerns.

899
00:42:01,143 --> 00:42:04,647
And I'm here to tell you,
we get it.

900
00:42:04,730 --> 00:42:07,858
If mistakes have been made
historically at Cruises,

901
00:42:07,942 --> 00:42:10,653
we are going to identify them,
and implement--

902
00:42:10,736 --> 00:42:14,281
♪ ("RAPE ME" BY NIRVANA
PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS) ♪

903
00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:16,951
What's more, uh,
personal accountability

904
00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:18,786
is one of the four core...

905
00:42:18,869 --> 00:42:21,163
<i>-♪ Rape me ♪</i>
-...pillars of the... (SCOFFS)
...Waystar philosophy--

906
00:42:21,247 --> 00:42:22,414
- Hugo?
- HUGO: Yeah. Yeah.

907
00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:23,582
- SHIV: We got that.
- Yeah.

908
00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:25,501
SHIV: Thank you. Uh...
Some people might think

909
00:42:25,584 --> 00:42:27,461
this issue is a joke,
but we assure you,

910
00:42:27,544 --> 00:42:29,296
we take it very seriously.
Just--Thank you.

911
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:30,965
HUGO: Go and find out
what the fuck is going on.

912
00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:34,510
So, we are going to ensure that
those who engaged in any actions

913
00:42:34,593 --> 00:42:36,220
that went beyond
mere mistakes...

914
00:42:36,303 --> 00:42:40,516
-♪ (VOLUME OF SONG INCREASES) ♪
-...to more purpose--
purposeful-- uh--

915
00:42:40,599 --> 00:42:44,103
<i>-♪ I'm not the only one ♪</i>
- SHIV: Can we get that sorted?

916
00:42:44,186 --> 00:42:46,063
<i>♪ Ah
I'm not the only one ♪</i>

917
00:42:46,146 --> 00:42:48,691
SHIV: I assure you, we take
this issue very seriously,

918
00:42:48,774 --> 00:42:51,777
- even if someone here does not.
-♪ (SONG PLAYS LOUDLY) ♪

919
00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:53,404
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

920
00:42:53,487 --> 00:42:55,656
<i>-♪ Rape me ♪
-♪ Rape me ♪</i>

921
00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:57,658
-♪ (VOLUME DECREASES) ♪
<i>-♪ Rape me ♪</i>

922
00:42:57,741 --> 00:42:59,910
(FRANTIC INDISTINCT CHATTER)

923
00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:01,996
<i>-♪ Rape me ♪
-♪ Rape me ♪</i>

924
00:43:02,079 --> 00:43:04,123
- SHIV: Uh--
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES)

925
00:43:04,206 --> 00:43:06,125
<i>-♪ Rape me ♪
-♪ Rape me ♪</i>

926
00:43:06,208 --> 00:43:08,252
<i>-♪ Rape me ♪
-♪ Rape me ♪</i>

927
00:43:08,335 --> 00:43:10,462
<i>-♪ Rape me ♪
-♪ Rape me ♪</i>

928
00:43:10,546 --> 00:43:11,922
<i>-♪ Rape me... ♪</i>
- Fucking...

929
00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:15,426
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS) ♪

930
00:43:36,864 --> 00:43:37,865
(SNIFFS)

931
00:43:43,537 --> 00:43:44,580
(SNIFFS)

932
00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:46,999
(SNIFFLES)

933
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:55,716
(INHALES DEEPLY) Sorry, Pinky.

934
00:43:57,593 --> 00:43:59,636
Now do you see? Huh?

935
00:44:01,013 --> 00:44:04,892
♪ ("ROMAN'S BEAT - 'HEARTS'"
BY NICHOLAS BRITELL PLAYS) ♪

936
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:10,856
- COMFRY: Hey, Ken.
- Hey.

937
00:44:10,939 --> 00:44:13,192
(INDISTINCT CHATTER,
CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)

938
00:44:19,740 --> 00:44:20,783
Thanks.

939
00:44:24,286 --> 00:44:26,205
Are we close? What time is it?

940
00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:28,207
Oh, what time is it?
Oh, it's, uh--

941
00:44:28,290 --> 00:44:29,666
it's like the 18th century
or something,

942
00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:32,544
- when watches didn't work.
- COMFRY: Doesn't work?

943
00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:34,296
- No.
- COMFRY: Why did you get it?

944
00:44:35,255 --> 00:44:38,759
Why did I get it?
You encouraged me.

945
00:44:38,842 --> 00:44:40,386
You don't remember this?
You shrugged at me

946
00:44:40,469 --> 00:44:41,678
- like it was reasonable.
- This one's good.

947
00:44:41,762 --> 00:44:43,514
- COMFRY: Not if it doesn't work.
- GREG: It's-- It's fine,

948
00:44:43,597 --> 00:44:45,516
it's okay. I--
I'm a humble custodian now.

949
00:44:45,599 --> 00:44:46,934
A piece like this
will often have to go

950
00:44:47,017 --> 00:44:48,268
to Switzerland for six months.

951
00:44:48,352 --> 00:44:50,437
So, I have this funny bit
about how for the special

952
00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:51,605
- committee of the board...
- Hmm.

953
00:44:51,688 --> 00:44:53,232
...and the-- the white shoe firm
that will handle

954
00:44:53,315 --> 00:44:55,275
the investigation,
how my dad's putting pressure

955
00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:57,778
to hire a firm
that will help them cover up.

956
00:44:57,861 --> 00:44:59,238
- GREG: Do you hear anything?
- Yeah.

957
00:44:59,321 --> 00:45:00,489
- GREG: Really?
- Yeah.

958
00:45:00,572 --> 00:45:01,907
- I don't think its broken.
-...Cover Up--

959
00:45:01,990 --> 00:45:03,450
- Cover Up "R" Us.
- NAOMI: Hmm.

960
00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:04,701
KENDALL: Like Toys "R" Us.

961
00:45:04,785 --> 00:45:06,370
-"Cover up our ass."
- Yeah.

962
00:45:06,453 --> 00:45:07,913
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- No?

963
00:45:07,996 --> 00:45:09,123
- NAOMI: I don't know.
- No?

964
00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:12,209
But I think that
the Love Boat vids are good.

965
00:45:12,292 --> 00:45:13,335
KENDALL: Yeah, Love Boat...

966
00:45:13,419 --> 00:45:14,795
Hey, uh, because we pushed
taping for you,

967
00:45:14,878 --> 00:45:16,046
we're still filling up
the audience,

968
00:45:16,130 --> 00:45:17,381
but shouldn't be too long.

969
00:45:17,464 --> 00:45:19,007
- Cool.
- Do you guys need anything?

970
00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:21,802
- We're great, thank you.
- Are you okay?

971
00:45:21,885 --> 00:45:23,679
- Yeah, I'm good. Yeah.
- He's just jerking off

972
00:45:23,762 --> 00:45:24,847
his invisible friend.

973
00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:27,099
- GREG: No.
- Hey, so, where are
the writers at?

974
00:45:27,182 --> 00:45:28,684
Um... Generally,
writers and guests--

975
00:45:28,767 --> 00:45:31,311
Oh, no, generally, but I knew
a guy at the Lampoon
who knows Dylan.

976
00:45:31,395 --> 00:45:34,481
Can I just find him to say hi?
I might pitch a couple of areas
for the gigglebots?

977
00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:35,899
Oh, well, we don't really
have time.

978
00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:38,110
- We gotta kind of get up there.
- It's cool, I'll find him.

979
00:45:40,696 --> 00:45:42,698
Hey, Rome! How you doin'?

980
00:45:42,781 --> 00:45:44,116
ROMAN: I've just been on TV,

981
00:45:44,199 --> 00:45:46,994
waxing lyrical about me
and Dad out murdering trout

982
00:45:47,077 --> 00:45:50,581
and singing sea shanties
around the old marshmallow hole.

983
00:45:50,664 --> 00:45:53,375
- Have you read this thing?
- SHIV: Now, I talked Dad down.

984
00:45:53,459 --> 00:45:55,586
He wanted us all to appear
on a talk show.

985
00:45:55,669 --> 00:45:57,129
(CHUCKLES)
Get the fuck outta here.

986
00:45:57,212 --> 00:45:59,673
Sitting on a couch together,
I thought would be very gauche.

987
00:45:59,756 --> 00:46:03,343
So I drafted this to land
and to end debate.

988
00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:07,014
- He wants us all to sign it.
- Man, this is quite a rich brew.

989
00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:08,849
SHIV: Well, I think
a formal response

990
00:46:08,932 --> 00:46:11,351
really draws a line under it.

991
00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:13,604
I'm sure you're being asked,
so this is just us

992
00:46:13,687 --> 00:46:15,105
very clearly saying
that we're not a part

993
00:46:15,189 --> 00:46:18,066
- of Kendall's thing.
- ROMAN: Mm-hmm. Uh...

994
00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:20,569
What? You would
have to say it's accurate.

995
00:46:20,652 --> 00:46:22,863
Yeah, accurate like Oswald
was accurate.

996
00:46:22,946 --> 00:46:25,365
I want us all to sign it
for release to media tonight.

997
00:46:25,908 --> 00:46:27,743
Ooh! Um...

998
00:46:28,827 --> 00:46:31,288
I mean, it's kind of...

999
00:46:32,414 --> 00:46:34,666
CONNOR ROY: It's kind of
a greeting card from hell.

1000
00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:35,751
SHIV: What?

1001
00:46:35,834 --> 00:46:38,253
It's a Times New Roman
firing squad.

1002
00:46:38,337 --> 00:46:41,798
Yeah, it's... pretty horrible,
you know.

1003
00:46:41,882 --> 00:46:45,469
Well... (SCOFFS) ...it's all,
basically verified, so--

1004
00:46:45,552 --> 00:46:50,390
Well, yeah, drug addict,
serial liar, absentee father.

1005
00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:53,185
History of his own problematic
relationships with women.

1006
00:46:53,268 --> 00:46:54,311
SHIV: Which of those isn't true?

1007
00:46:54,394 --> 00:46:55,938
ROMAN: No, it's accurate,
you know,

1008
00:46:56,021 --> 00:46:59,316
but this would be out there.
Like, forever.

1009
00:46:59,399 --> 00:47:02,027
CONNOR: You know, PGN pulls up
that photo of me with a ponytail

1010
00:47:02,110 --> 00:47:04,238
any time they wanna
make me look untrustworthy.

1011
00:47:04,321 --> 00:47:06,698
Okay, look,
Kendall is on a mission.

1012
00:47:06,782 --> 00:47:09,076
And he's not going to stop
unless we take his legs out.

1013
00:47:09,159 --> 00:47:11,703
And did Dad want
for all of us to do this?

1014
00:47:11,787 --> 00:47:14,039
It's more powerful if it comes
from all three of us.

1015
00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:18,919
- Oh, you're full of shit. Um--
- SHIV: What?

1016
00:47:19,002 --> 00:47:21,672
- I'm-- I'm not signing this.
- Roman! Why not?

1017
00:47:21,755 --> 00:47:25,425
Because I don't want to.
It makes me feel unwell.

1018
00:47:25,509 --> 00:47:28,011
He taught me how to aim
my pee-pee in the toilet.

1019
00:47:28,095 --> 00:47:29,805
The fuck?
That's not a reason, Roman.

1020
00:47:29,888 --> 00:47:32,432
Take me to reason court
and fucking sue me.

1021
00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:34,977
Roman, we all have to do things
we don't want to sometimes.

1022
00:47:35,060 --> 00:47:38,814
I-- I just don't-- This is not
in my best interests, so, no.

1023
00:47:41,525 --> 00:47:42,442
Connor?

1024
00:47:42,526 --> 00:47:44,319
CONNOR: Well, I don't want
to be a bitch,

1025
00:47:44,403 --> 00:47:46,822
but my signature
is valuable real estate

1026
00:47:46,905 --> 00:47:48,699
and I'm not giving it away
for free.

1027
00:47:48,782 --> 00:47:50,993
Okay. What do you want?

1028
00:47:51,076 --> 00:47:53,537
CONNOR: I would like
some consideration.

1029
00:47:53,620 --> 00:47:56,373
I would like some suck-suck
on my dicky-dick.

1030
00:47:56,456 --> 00:47:58,584
- SHIV: Oh, my God.
- ROMAN: Same.

1031
00:47:58,667 --> 00:48:00,877
I'm feeling brutally
un-suck-sucked right now.

1032
00:48:00,961 --> 00:48:02,504
SHIV: You're babies!

1033
00:48:02,588 --> 00:48:04,089
CONNOR:
Take my name off, please.

1034
00:48:04,172 --> 00:48:06,008
- ROMAN: Ooh.
- SHIV: Fine, I'll do it myself.

1035
00:48:06,091 --> 00:48:08,135
Thanks for all the fucking help
as always.

1036
00:48:08,218 --> 00:48:09,428
(TYPING ON KEYBOARD)

1037
00:48:09,511 --> 00:48:12,222
Um... It's so good
to see so many of you

1038
00:48:12,306 --> 00:48:15,392
here to-- tonight, uh,
our amazing advertisers,

1039
00:48:15,475 --> 00:48:16,852
and, you know,
we'd be nothing without you,

1040
00:48:16,935 --> 00:48:19,938
and I just wanna say to you all,
whatever is happening

1041
00:48:20,022 --> 00:48:22,232
up in the clouds, where the gods

1042
00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:23,609
play a little rough
and tumble,

1043
00:48:23,692 --> 00:48:28,113
down here, it is very much,
uh, business as usual, so...

1044
00:48:28,196 --> 00:48:31,074
Here's to you.
Here's to weathering the storm.

1045
00:48:32,701 --> 00:48:35,412
WRITER: Yeah, like, that's--
that's closer to the idea...

1046
00:48:35,495 --> 00:48:37,456
KENDALL: Here they are!

1047
00:48:37,539 --> 00:48:39,791
- Oh.
- The geniuses at work!

1048
00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:41,501
Clickety-clack, clickety-clack.

1049
00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:42,753
- DYLAN: Okay. Hello.
- Dylan.

1050
00:48:42,836 --> 00:48:44,963
- Yeah?
- Yeah, hey, I-- I knew Pat
at the Lampoon.

1051
00:48:45,047 --> 00:48:46,340
- Oh, okay.
- He says you're, like,

1052
00:48:46,423 --> 00:48:48,175
- a super funny dude.
- Oh, well... (CHUCKLES)

1053
00:48:48,258 --> 00:48:50,719
Yeah. No, you are. I mean, hey,
I-- I just wanted to drop by

1054
00:48:50,802 --> 00:48:53,513
and let you guys know
you do awesome work,

1055
00:48:53,597 --> 00:48:55,557
very smart, very satirical.

1056
00:48:55,641 --> 00:48:57,351
- DYLAN: Cool. Thanks, man.
- KENDALL: Yeah, yeah.

1057
00:48:57,434 --> 00:48:59,853
Hey, I just-- I just--
Listen, I want you guys

1058
00:48:59,936 --> 00:49:00,937
- to hit me.
- Yes.

1059
00:49:01,021 --> 00:49:03,273
Just Rickles the fuck
out of Oedipussy here.

1060
00:49:03,357 --> 00:49:06,109
- I can take it.
- Well, it's just the show, so.

1061
00:49:06,193 --> 00:49:08,070
-(CHUCKLES)
- Yeah, yeah. It's the show.

1062
00:49:08,153 --> 00:49:09,488
- Hey.
- Hey.

1063
00:49:09,571 --> 00:49:10,989
- Ken, could I grab you
for a second?
- These are the writers.

1064
00:49:11,073 --> 00:49:12,532
- COMFRY: Hi!
- KENDALL: Dylan, my man.

1065
00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:13,659
- Oh.
- KENDALL: Hurt me!

1066
00:49:13,742 --> 00:49:15,577
- Fucking hurt me.
- COMFRY: Ken! Ken! Please.

1067
00:49:16,745 --> 00:49:17,788
Jesus Christ.

1068
00:49:17,871 --> 00:49:19,122
- I'm not sure how...
- KENDALL: What's up?

1069
00:49:19,206 --> 00:49:21,541
...wide this has gone,
I'm just seeing it now, but...

1070
00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:23,168
- Okay.
-...you should...

1071
00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:29,591
Whoa! Uh... Okay.

1072
00:49:29,675 --> 00:49:31,009
- COMFRY: Yeah.
- So...

1073
00:49:31,093 --> 00:49:33,762
(INHALES)

1074
00:49:33,845 --> 00:49:37,557
So, wha-- wha-- what do I--
what do we do with this?

1075
00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:40,018
Because this is actually
really sort of nothing.

1076
00:49:40,102 --> 00:49:41,478
- Well...
- I think.

1077
00:49:42,688 --> 00:49:44,439
- Yeah?
- Uh...

1078
00:49:44,523 --> 00:49:45,691
No, I wouldn't say it's nothing.

1079
00:49:45,774 --> 00:49:48,151
KENDALL: Wow,
that's below the belt.

1080
00:49:48,235 --> 00:49:51,196
Is the world seeing this,
or-- or just... basically us?

1081
00:49:51,279 --> 00:49:53,156
- Yeah, the whole world.
- Uh-huh?

1082
00:49:53,782 --> 00:49:54,616
Mm-hmm.

1083
00:49:54,700 --> 00:49:56,368
Can we ask them
not to use it tonight?

1084
00:49:56,451 --> 00:49:57,786
- Will they mention it?
- I think they'll--

1085
00:49:57,869 --> 00:50:00,872
- they'll probably mention it.
- But they-- But it's private.

1086
00:50:00,956 --> 00:50:04,084
- I feel like--
- Yeah, but it's not private.

1087
00:50:05,669 --> 00:50:07,504
- No. Okay.
- No.

1088
00:50:07,587 --> 00:50:10,465
I mean, can I still go on?
I feel like I still go on,

1089
00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:12,300
right?

1090
00:50:12,384 --> 00:50:14,094
-(CHUCKLES)
- Yeah, no, I think it's--

1091
00:50:14,177 --> 00:50:15,721
- I think it's fine.
- PRODUCER: Yeah.

1092
00:50:15,804 --> 00:50:18,181
It's just the kind of thing
where we just maybe
steer away from it.

1093
00:50:18,265 --> 00:50:20,350
- PRODUCER: Uh-huh? Uh--
- You know, we--

1094
00:50:20,434 --> 00:50:23,437
Here. Um... Right, so...
(CHUCKLES)

1095
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,105
- My concern is that it might--
- Yeah.

1096
00:50:25,188 --> 00:50:27,607
It might be weird
if we don't mention it.

1097
00:50:27,691 --> 00:50:30,026
Sure. Uh-huh. Absolutely.

1098
00:50:30,110 --> 00:50:33,739
PRODUCER: Okay, good. Look,
it is big of you to come here.

1099
00:50:33,822 --> 00:50:35,490
- We wanna be fair.
- Totally.

1100
00:50:35,574 --> 00:50:36,616
-(CHUCKLES)
- And I'm game.

1101
00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:38,910
- Okay, that's great.
- Yeah, there's just, uh,

1102
00:50:38,994 --> 00:50:41,663
you know, a possibility,
with all the legal of it

1103
00:50:41,747 --> 00:50:44,416
that I might have to bow out,
but-- but we're good.

1104
00:50:44,499 --> 00:50:46,168
- We're good.
- PRODUCER: Right.

1105
00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:48,462
Um... (CHUCKLES)

1106
00:50:48,545 --> 00:50:50,380
We tape in 15 minutes.

1107
00:50:50,464 --> 00:50:51,965
Sure, no, and I'd help
with that, obviously.

1108
00:50:52,048 --> 00:50:54,384
PRODUCER: Right, how--
how would you help with that?

1109
00:50:54,468 --> 00:50:55,844
Uh... I know people.

1110
00:50:55,927 --> 00:50:58,346
PRODUCER: You-- (SCOFFS)
You're gonna what, call Jay-Z?

1111
00:50:58,430 --> 00:51:00,474
- And-- And get him
to do the show in 15 minutes?
- Yeah.

1112
00:51:00,557 --> 00:51:02,559
- A name. I can do that.
- PRODUCER: No, no...

1113
00:51:02,642 --> 00:51:04,144
I think
you're overthinking this.

1114
00:51:04,227 --> 00:51:06,188
It's a comedy show. (CHUCKLES)
We're gonna--

1115
00:51:06,271 --> 00:51:07,856
We're gonna have fun and--

1116
00:51:07,939 --> 00:51:10,984
Sophie is tough,
but she's fair. And-- And--

1117
00:51:11,067 --> 00:51:14,446
- You're-- You're a guest.
- No, I know. You're right.

1118
00:51:14,529 --> 00:51:16,656
PRODUCER: Yeah.
So, we're-- we're good?

1119
00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:18,116
KENDALL: Okay, yeah,
no, for sure.

1120
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:19,701
- Okay.
- Okay.

1121
00:51:19,785 --> 00:51:20,786
Great.

1122
00:51:32,506 --> 00:51:35,801
♪ (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYS) ♪

1123
00:52:57,424 --> 00:52:59,050
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

1124
00:52:59,801 --> 00:53:00,802
Hey!

1125
00:53:02,095 --> 00:53:03,263
(KNOCKS ON GLASS)

1126
00:53:03,972 --> 00:53:05,098
Hey.

1127
00:53:05,181 --> 00:53:07,934
- What are you in for?
- ROMAN: Uh... Me? Just...

1128
00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:11,104
running some numbers
with Gerri on, you know,

1129
00:53:11,187 --> 00:53:14,065
the fucking...
getting the distribution deals

1130
00:53:14,149 --> 00:53:15,817
for these--
Fuck it, it's murder.

1131
00:53:15,901 --> 00:53:20,739
-(CHUCKLES) Good kid.
- Yeah. Uh-huh. Um...

1132
00:53:20,822 --> 00:53:23,825
But sorry about the letter
or whatever, I--

1133
00:53:23,909 --> 00:53:27,704
- Keeping your nose out, huh?
- Well, I don't know, I guess.

1134
00:53:27,787 --> 00:53:29,414
Smart cookie, huh?

1135
00:53:29,497 --> 00:53:31,416
Smart little fucking cookie, eh?

1136
00:53:31,499 --> 00:53:33,460
ROMAN: Well, you know.

1137
00:53:33,543 --> 00:53:36,129
LOGAN: I, uh,
saw your little interview.

1138
00:53:36,212 --> 00:53:38,173
Oh, right, yeah,
we don't have to--

1139
00:53:38,256 --> 00:53:40,884
"Ooh! I wuv my daddy."

1140
00:53:40,967 --> 00:53:43,970
-(COOS)
-(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

1141
00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:45,639
I never figured you
for a faggot.

1142
00:53:45,722 --> 00:53:46,890
Oh, wow.

1143
00:53:46,973 --> 00:53:49,100
- LOGAN: I'm kidding,
I'm kidding.
- I know.

1144
00:53:49,184 --> 00:53:52,520
So, what's this, uh...
fishing thing?

1145
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,148
I don't remember.

1146
00:53:55,231 --> 00:53:57,233
Oh, yeah, that was, uh,
Connor, actually.

1147
00:53:57,317 --> 00:54:00,403
Connor took me on that.
But, you know...

1148
00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:03,114
single, multi-use,
happy childhood memory,

1149
00:54:03,198 --> 00:54:04,574
so, yeah.

1150
00:54:06,409 --> 00:54:09,287
SOPHIE: <i>Oh, my God.
Such sad news. Guess what?</i>

1151
00:54:09,371 --> 00:54:10,455
<i>We're down a guest.</i>

1152
00:54:10,538 --> 00:54:13,625
<i>-Oedipussy has ghosted my ass.</i>
-(AUDIENCE BOOING)

1153
00:54:13,708 --> 00:54:17,921
<i>Yeah, and I'm like, heartbroken,
because I had so many names</i>

1154
00:54:18,004 --> 00:54:20,840
<i>I was going to call him.
Wokestar Royco.</i>

1155
00:54:20,924 --> 00:54:23,134
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
- SOPHIE: <i>Benedickhead Arnold.</i>

1156
00:54:23,218 --> 00:54:24,761
<i>-Paranoid Kendroid.</i>
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

1157
00:54:24,844 --> 00:54:27,847
SOPHIE: <i>But honestly,
nothing could be as brutal</i>

1158
00:54:27,931 --> 00:54:30,809
<i>as the open letter
his own sister released.</i>

1159
00:54:30,892 --> 00:54:33,269
<i>"I am deeply concerned
for the wellbeing</i>

1160
00:54:33,353 --> 00:54:34,354
<i>of my brother.</i>

1161
00:54:34,437 --> 00:54:36,481
<i>Our entire family
has supported him</i>

1162
00:54:36,564 --> 00:54:39,317
<i>through his many attempts
at rehabilitation</i>

1163
00:54:39,401 --> 00:54:41,236
<i>for his multiple addictions.</i>

1164
00:54:41,319 --> 00:54:44,656
<i>But the events of the last days
have made it clear</i>

1165
00:54:44,739 --> 00:54:47,951
<i>that our hopes for his recovery
were misplaced.</i>

1166
00:54:48,034 --> 00:54:51,287
<i>I've now been a direct witness
to his misogynistic rants</i>

1167
00:54:51,371 --> 00:54:54,082
<i>and comparisons to world
historical figures</i>

1168
00:54:54,165 --> 00:54:56,209
<i>that were suggestive
of grandiose</i>

1169
00:54:56,292 --> 00:54:57,669
<i>and disordered thinking.</i>

1170
00:54:57,752 --> 00:54:59,587
<i>And I would ask
that people give my brother</i>

1171
00:54:59,671 --> 00:55:04,217
<i>privacy and consideration
during this difficult time."</i>

1172
00:55:04,300 --> 00:55:06,886
-(CELL PHONE RINGING)
- SOPHIE: <i>And that's from
his sister,</i>

1173
00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:08,930
<i>and she's the fucking nice one.</i>

1174
00:55:16,021 --> 00:55:19,691
- The FBI is downstairs.
- What?

1175
00:55:19,774 --> 00:55:21,693
- Yeah.
- Tell them to fuck off.

1176
00:55:21,776 --> 00:55:23,695
GERRI: Yeah, these are the ones
who don't fuck off.

1177
00:55:23,778 --> 00:55:24,904
This is a search warrant.

1178
00:55:24,988 --> 00:55:26,573
KERRY: What do they do
at the front desk?

1179
00:55:26,656 --> 00:55:28,199
What are we doing?
They're at the gates.

1180
00:55:28,283 --> 00:55:31,494
Uh... Can we call
southern district? Get Leo!
Get, get, get, get, get!

1181
00:55:31,578 --> 00:55:33,038
KERRY: Okay, okay, okay.

1182
00:55:33,121 --> 00:55:35,248
Can we stall 'em?
Shall I call Michelle-Anne?

1183
00:55:35,331 --> 00:55:37,375
No, I think that the Deputy
Attorney General

1184
00:55:37,459 --> 00:55:39,294
got spooked by you
talking to Michelle-Anne.

1185
00:55:39,377 --> 00:55:41,212
LOGAN: Well, what the fuck
did Michelle-Anne do?

1186
00:55:41,296 --> 00:55:42,547
She's got no fucking acumen!

1187
00:55:42,630 --> 00:55:44,507
Well, I guess the Government
isn't a fucking Pez dispenser.

1188
00:55:44,591 --> 00:55:46,092
You don't push a button
and something pops out

1189
00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:47,469
- the other end.
- Yes, I am well aware.

1190
00:55:47,552 --> 00:55:49,012
Apparently, there's about
20 of them down there.

1191
00:55:49,095 --> 00:55:51,014
Why don't we just ask them
if they can come back tomorrow?

1192
00:55:51,097 --> 00:55:53,266
Logan, they are coming up.
And if you don't open the door,

1193
00:55:53,349 --> 00:55:54,601
- they will kick it in.
-(LOGAN SIGHING)

1194
00:55:54,684 --> 00:55:56,227
And if you don't open
the filing cabinet,

1195
00:55:56,311 --> 00:55:59,397
they will pull out a crowbar.
This is a show of resolve.

1196
00:55:59,481 --> 00:56:01,775
And there are cameras outside,
and they do not need

1197
00:56:01,858 --> 00:56:04,110
to see the FBI
meeting any resistance.

1198
00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:05,320
What do we say?

1199
00:56:11,159 --> 00:56:14,621
-(SIGHS, SNIFFS)
-♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪

1200
00:56:17,290 --> 00:56:18,833
- Cooperate.
- Oh.

1201
00:56:18,917 --> 00:56:20,585
LOGAN: Open up. Let them in.

1202
00:56:20,668 --> 00:56:22,295
Okay, I will call down
and I'll ask to talk

1203
00:56:22,378 --> 00:56:24,172
to the lead agent,
and we'll work something out.

1204
00:56:24,255 --> 00:56:25,298
LOGAN: Okay.

1205
00:56:25,381 --> 00:56:27,759
- GERRI: We're cooperating.
- We're cooperating.

1206
00:56:27,842 --> 00:56:30,762
Get the special committee.
Shift the legals.

1207
00:56:32,430 --> 00:56:33,598
We're cooperating.

1208
00:56:34,974 --> 00:56:37,811
TOM: <i>People watch
our channel for so long,</i>

1209
00:56:37,894 --> 00:56:39,687
<i>we had to animate our logo,</i>

1210
00:56:39,771 --> 00:56:42,482
because it was burning
into people's screens.

1211
00:56:42,565 --> 00:56:44,234
I mean, that is how loyal

1212
00:56:44,317 --> 00:56:45,610
- the viewers are.
-(ALL CHUCKLE)

1213
00:56:45,693 --> 00:56:48,029
And, you know, we will survive
this whole episode,

1214
00:56:48,113 --> 00:56:50,406
because--
because of our strength,

1215
00:56:50,490 --> 00:56:52,784
because of our depth of talent,

1216
00:56:52,867 --> 00:56:58,123
and because of our values,
our true values. Yes?

1217
00:56:58,206 --> 00:57:00,792
HUGO: (WHISPERING)
The FBI is raiding...

1218
00:57:00,875 --> 00:57:03,294
-(CUTLERY CLATTERING)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1219
00:57:07,799 --> 00:57:09,884
Um... Guys,
just a little heads-up.

1220
00:57:09,968 --> 00:57:11,261
And this is not something

1221
00:57:11,344 --> 00:57:13,388
I want us to get
out of proportion
or spoil the evening,

1222
00:57:13,471 --> 00:57:16,933
but it would seem
that some agents
of Federal Law Enforcement

1223
00:57:17,016 --> 00:57:19,602
are raiding the premises
right now.

1224
00:57:19,686 --> 00:57:22,480
So, if you see them,
uh, that's what that is.

1225
00:57:26,860 --> 00:57:30,029
LOGAN: It's fine. It's fine.
Just fucking leave it.

1226
00:57:33,032 --> 00:57:36,161
REPORTER: <i>As you can see,
the FBI is currently raiding</i>

1227
00:57:36,244 --> 00:57:38,788
<i>the Waystar headquarters
in lower Manhattan</i>

1228
00:57:38,872 --> 00:57:39,998
<i>in a further twist</i>

1229
00:57:40,081 --> 00:57:42,959
<i>in the ongoing Waystar Royco
Cruise scandal.</i>

1230
00:57:43,042 --> 00:57:46,254
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1231
00:57:46,337 --> 00:57:49,674
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪

1232
00:58:28,338 --> 00:58:30,465
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC QUIETENS) ♪

1233
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:06,209
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪