1 00:00:12,184 --> 00:00:13,476 Well, we need to locate all written information 2 00:00:13,559 --> 00:00:14,726 relevant to this investigation. 3 00:00:14,809 --> 00:00:16,934 Are you aware of any document destruction? 4 00:00:18,267 --> 00:00:20,267 You know what? I really need to pee! 5 00:00:20,934 --> 00:00:24,017 I'm gonna have to fight now for every fucking shareholder vote. 6 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:25,392 Coochie-fucking-coo. 7 00:00:25,476 --> 00:00:27,601 Yeah, I haven't seen him like this for a while. 8 00:00:28,142 --> 00:00:29,559 You wanna stay over or what? 9 00:00:29,809 --> 00:00:32,184 RHEA JARRELL: Isn't now the time to just let him know 10 00:00:32,267 --> 00:00:33,225 you have options? 11 00:00:33,309 --> 00:00:35,351 I happen to know there's a media operation 12 00:00:35,434 --> 00:00:37,059 in need of a new CEO. 13 00:00:37,142 --> 00:00:38,601 Uh, me? At Pierce? 14 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:40,184 KENDALL ROY: Have you seen this? 15 00:00:40,559 --> 00:00:42,851 They're saying you punched him, which caused him, in effect, 16 00:00:42,934 --> 00:00:44,309 to drive his car into the river. 17 00:00:44,392 --> 00:00:47,100 HUGO BAKER: How about we offer a visit to the family? 18 00:00:48,809 --> 00:00:51,434 Actually, Ken, why don't you come in with me? 19 00:00:52,643 --> 00:00:54,184 We should stick together on this. 20 00:00:54,267 --> 00:00:55,392 Don't you agree? 21 00:00:56,559 --> 00:00:59,434 Dad? I need to ask, is it still me? 22 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:02,684 You know that I want this, and that I can do it. 23 00:01:02,934 --> 00:01:04,601 Then why are you fucking me about? 24 00:01:04,809 --> 00:01:05,934 The Pierce job. 25 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:08,434 Hey, Ken. I think we've got a problem. 26 00:01:17,726 --> 00:01:19,975 ♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 27 00:02:51,392 --> 00:02:52,975 (TAPPING ON GLASS) 28 00:02:53,059 --> 00:02:56,643 We want to thank you for coming to this first preview 29 00:02:56,726 --> 00:02:58,184 of Willa's baby, 30 00:02:58,267 --> 00:03:01,100 'cause it isn't easy to... 31 00:03:01,184 --> 00:03:03,309 to give birth in front of a thousand people. 32 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:04,643 So... anyway. 33 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:08,559 Uh... But I-- I have to say, I could... 34 00:03:09,809 --> 00:03:11,851 watch it all day. 35 00:03:11,934 --> 00:03:14,017 -(WILLA CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) -CONNOR ROY: And if you're talking with your friends, 36 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:15,851 remember, a lot of the lines you heard were placeholders. 37 00:03:15,934 --> 00:03:17,975 -Correct? -That's right, yeah, um... 38 00:03:18,059 --> 00:03:20,351 I-- I had a virus, so... 39 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:21,768 (CLEARS THROAT) Yeah, I think it's like, 40 00:03:21,851 --> 00:03:24,184 maybe 30, 40 percent improvement 41 00:03:24,267 --> 00:03:27,768 when-- if I, you know, get to full... power. 42 00:03:27,851 --> 00:03:29,517 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 43 00:03:29,601 --> 00:03:31,684 Yeah, but the cast, amazing. 44 00:03:31,768 --> 00:03:33,684 -(APPLAUSE) -CONNOR: Absolutely. 45 00:03:33,768 --> 00:03:37,809 But previews, so, you know, watch this space. 46 00:03:37,893 --> 00:03:39,559 -WILLA: Thank-- Thank you. -CONNOR: Thank you. 47 00:03:39,643 --> 00:03:41,392 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 48 00:03:41,476 --> 00:03:43,351 -(SUCKS TEETH) Fuck. -You okay? 49 00:03:43,434 --> 00:03:46,142 SHIV ROY: Yeah, just Rhea. She's like fucking knotweed. 50 00:03:46,225 --> 00:03:47,392 Dad's plaque thing. 51 00:03:47,476 --> 00:03:49,100 Oh, yeah, the little Dundee dinner. 52 00:03:49,184 --> 00:03:51,059 -Trip to Scotland, 50 years in the biz. -SHIV: Mm. 53 00:03:51,142 --> 00:03:53,476 Yeah, not so little anymore. She went full on. 54 00:03:53,559 --> 00:03:55,893 She's turning it into a fucking surprise party, 55 00:03:55,975 --> 00:03:57,434 Rhea-produced Logan-athon. 56 00:03:57,517 --> 00:04:00,351 I would tell your dad that she's a traitorous viper 57 00:04:00,434 --> 00:04:02,392 and that she stabbed you in the back. 58 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:03,559 Oh, come on. 59 00:04:03,643 --> 00:04:05,059 Go whining to Logan? 60 00:04:05,142 --> 00:04:06,726 Come-- I need to be smarter than that. 61 00:04:06,809 --> 00:04:08,225 -Hey. -SHIV: Hey. 62 00:04:08,309 --> 00:04:09,476 (BREATHES SHARPLY) 63 00:04:12,100 --> 00:04:14,059 -(INHALES DEEPLY) -TOM WAMSGANS: Who's that? 64 00:04:14,142 --> 00:04:15,309 Huh? 65 00:04:17,643 --> 00:04:20,225 Is that... "him"? 66 00:04:20,309 --> 00:04:22,225 -Him who? -"Him who?" 67 00:04:22,309 --> 00:04:24,267 -Look at you. -(SHIV MUTTERS) 68 00:04:26,309 --> 00:04:28,559 -SHIV: What? No. -Are you sweating? 69 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:29,726 It's construction sand, 70 00:04:29,809 --> 00:04:31,142 and it's supposed to be desert sand. 71 00:04:32,601 --> 00:04:35,267 -I mean, can we fix that? -Sure. 72 00:04:35,351 --> 00:04:36,643 Willa. Hey. 73 00:04:36,726 --> 00:04:38,184 -WILLA: Hi. -I just want to say congrats. 74 00:04:38,267 --> 00:04:41,684 I didn't realize, but that was, uh, you know? 75 00:04:41,768 --> 00:04:43,100 -You're a playwright. -(CHUCKLES) 76 00:04:43,184 --> 00:04:44,601 -Thank you. Yeah... -Yeah. 77 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:46,559 I mean, I've always told you I'm a playwright. 78 00:04:46,643 --> 00:04:48,601 Yeah, but, you know, Roman's, like... 79 00:04:48,684 --> 00:04:50,059 "written a screenplay." 80 00:04:50,142 --> 00:04:51,601 -Thanks, bro. -Yeah. Yeah. 81 00:04:51,684 --> 00:04:54,267 This is the worst it'll be. It can only get better. 82 00:04:54,351 --> 00:04:55,392 Right, okay. 83 00:04:58,601 --> 00:05:01,934 KENDALL ROY: Hey, so, Con, who-- who's, um... 84 00:05:02,017 --> 00:05:03,893 Who's that chick that Willa's talking to right now? 85 00:05:03,975 --> 00:05:05,768 Oh, Jennifer? Yeah, she's one of 'em. 86 00:05:05,851 --> 00:05:08,142 She's one of the wackjobs, the actors... 87 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:09,726 but no, yeah, she's fantastic. 88 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:13,100 She's just got this unbelievable gift for... 89 00:05:13,184 --> 00:05:15,059 -pretending. -She was amazing. 90 00:05:15,142 --> 00:05:16,643 Oh. Uh-huh. You okay? 91 00:05:16,726 --> 00:05:18,851 Hey, I'm drowning in pussy and everything's golden. 92 00:05:18,934 --> 00:05:20,059 Well, that's great, Kenny. 93 00:05:20,142 --> 00:05:21,225 -Hey, uh... -Hey. 94 00:05:21,309 --> 00:05:22,768 -Ken. -Yeah. 95 00:05:22,851 --> 00:05:24,517 Did you get this email from Rhea about the tribute videos? 96 00:05:24,601 --> 00:05:26,017 -Ooh, uh-huh. -Yeah, and you know that she's-- 97 00:05:26,100 --> 00:05:28,559 she's lunching Sid and Laird, right? 98 00:05:28,643 --> 00:05:29,726 KENDALL: Mm-hm. 99 00:05:30,893 --> 00:05:32,476 SHIV: I mean... 100 00:05:32,559 --> 00:05:34,934 Shiv, look. It's all changing all the time-- 101 00:05:35,017 --> 00:05:37,809 -Oh. Oh, okay. So, you're like-- you're out of the game... -So, like, no big deal. 102 00:05:37,893 --> 00:05:39,559 ...and you're just stockpiling lentils and-- 103 00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:41,851 -and hoarding antibiotics? -No, that's not what I'm saying. 104 00:05:41,934 --> 00:05:43,476 I'm just saying it's all good, you know? 105 00:05:43,559 --> 00:05:44,975 It's like there's nothing new under the sun. 106 00:05:45,059 --> 00:05:47,684 Sorry, will you excuse me for just a moment? 107 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:53,142 My father has always been my greatest champion 108 00:05:53,225 --> 00:05:54,559 and my hero. 109 00:05:54,643 --> 00:05:57,351 Congratulations on 50 years at the top of the biz. 110 00:05:57,434 --> 00:05:59,351 I love you, Dad. 111 00:05:59,434 --> 00:06:02,434 Nice. Uh... You want to try one more? 112 00:06:02,517 --> 00:06:04,726 (CLICKS TONGUE) Why? 113 00:06:06,309 --> 00:06:10,184 No, uh, that was perfect, uh, just... 114 00:06:10,267 --> 00:06:13,142 didn't know if-- if you-- you wanted one more. 115 00:06:13,225 --> 00:06:15,768 If it was perfect, why would I want one more? 116 00:06:17,434 --> 00:06:19,517 I just-- I meant, um... 117 00:06:19,601 --> 00:06:22,476 Why don't we do just one more where... 118 00:06:22,559 --> 00:06:26,309 maybe you really, like, sell how-- how you're feeling? 119 00:06:27,934 --> 00:06:29,184 Yeah. Okay. Let's do it. 120 00:06:29,267 --> 00:06:30,434 All right. Take four. 121 00:06:31,684 --> 00:06:33,225 (IN CARTOONISH VOICE) What up, prick licks? 122 00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:34,893 It's me, Dr. Moron. 123 00:06:34,975 --> 00:06:38,142 I'm a ding-dong, doodle-bug dipshit with a tit mouse dick 124 00:06:38,225 --> 00:06:39,601 and my dad hates all of you. 125 00:06:39,684 --> 00:06:41,392 Fucky-go-bye-bye. (NORMAL VOICE) How was that? 126 00:06:41,476 --> 00:06:43,142 Was that good? 127 00:06:43,225 --> 00:06:44,809 CONNOR: It's interesting that Dad's agreed 128 00:06:44,893 --> 00:06:46,975 to go back to Scotland for this dedication dinner. 129 00:06:47,059 --> 00:06:48,934 -Yeah. -CONNOR: He didn't have it easy. 130 00:06:49,017 --> 00:06:50,100 Mm-hm. 131 00:06:50,184 --> 00:06:51,684 He had to shit outside, right? 132 00:06:53,142 --> 00:06:55,517 Sometimes, I think I'll never truly understand Dad 133 00:06:55,601 --> 00:06:56,809 until I shit outside. 134 00:06:56,893 --> 00:06:58,601 I doubt that squatting over a storm drain 135 00:06:58,684 --> 00:07:00,100 is going to crack the case on him. 136 00:07:00,184 --> 00:07:02,059 I just said, "I love you, Dad," like ten times in a row. 137 00:07:02,142 --> 00:07:04,100 I think that doubles my lifetime count. 138 00:07:04,184 --> 00:07:07,100 Hey, what do you reckon, Rome, Dad boning Rhea? 139 00:07:07,184 --> 00:07:08,768 ROMAN ROY: Can't wrap my head around that. 140 00:07:08,851 --> 00:07:10,392 Too steamy. Too hot. 141 00:07:10,476 --> 00:07:13,726 We should all talk about what this means... 142 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:15,434 for us, you know? 143 00:07:15,517 --> 00:07:18,267 We're-- You know, we're all sensing a shift, right? 144 00:07:18,351 --> 00:07:19,643 (COFFEE POURING) 145 00:07:19,726 --> 00:07:21,768 Well, Gerri says she looks like the new thing. 146 00:07:21,851 --> 00:07:24,267 CONNOR: Well, it happens Gerri was the new thing once. 147 00:07:24,351 --> 00:07:26,225 -CONNOR: Remember? -SHIV: Huh. 148 00:07:26,309 --> 00:07:27,851 You think he ever boned Gerri? 149 00:07:28,643 --> 00:07:30,225 I don't know. 150 00:07:30,309 --> 00:07:31,893 I just think we need to be careful. 151 00:07:31,975 --> 00:07:33,267 Aw, what's wrong? 152 00:07:33,351 --> 00:07:35,476 You all wedgied up because Rhea stood on your back 153 00:07:35,559 --> 00:07:37,392 and worked your arms like an elliptical? 154 00:07:37,476 --> 00:07:39,184 (CONNOR AND ROMAN LAUGH) 155 00:07:39,267 --> 00:07:42,601 I'm just saying, I wonder if we should have a plan, 156 00:07:42,684 --> 00:07:44,726 you know, in case Dad does something rash. 157 00:07:44,809 --> 00:07:46,017 Connor, we're ready for you. 158 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:48,975 CONNOR: Oh. Okay. Wish me luck. 159 00:07:49,059 --> 00:07:55,309 Hey, Dad. It's me, Connor Roy, your son. 160 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:59,601 I just want to say that you've always been my superhero, Dad. 161 00:07:59,684 --> 00:08:02,559 You fight the bad guys and you always win. 162 00:08:03,809 --> 00:08:05,100 I know we don't get to spend 163 00:08:05,184 --> 00:08:07,768 as much time together one-on-one as we'd like, 164 00:08:08,559 --> 00:08:10,643 and that makes me sad, 165 00:08:10,726 --> 00:08:13,684 but I'm unbelievably proud to be your son. 166 00:08:13,768 --> 00:08:16,517 I super love you, Super-Dad. 167 00:08:20,142 --> 00:08:21,142 Hey, what's up? 168 00:08:21,225 --> 00:08:22,893 (LOUDLY) Hey, how are you? Loud! 169 00:08:22,975 --> 00:08:25,059 -What? -And you're wearing the same clothes as yesterday. 170 00:08:25,142 --> 00:08:26,601 You want us to think you got laid. 171 00:08:26,684 --> 00:08:27,975 -Nice try. -(KENDALL CHUCKLES) 172 00:08:28,059 --> 00:08:30,059 -CONNOR: Hey, Ken. -KENDALL: Hey. 173 00:08:30,142 --> 00:08:32,434 Siobhan's planning to kill Rhea. 174 00:08:32,517 --> 00:08:33,809 Uh... No. I'm not. 175 00:08:33,893 --> 00:08:35,726 We're having a discussion. There's no plan. 176 00:08:35,809 --> 00:08:37,975 I'm just encouraging us to assess our options. 177 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:40,392 Okay. Is that our business? 178 00:08:40,476 --> 00:08:43,851 The business with our name on it, is it our business? 179 00:08:43,934 --> 00:08:46,601 I don't know. If-- You know, if Dad's into it... 180 00:08:46,684 --> 00:08:50,768 Like, whatever he thinks is usually pretty on target. 181 00:08:50,851 --> 00:08:53,309 Okay, well, I think Rhea is dangerous, 182 00:08:53,392 --> 00:08:54,851 and I think we need to stop her. 183 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:56,975 Well, it-- it's clear you need to stop her. 184 00:08:57,059 --> 00:08:58,809 What if she sells the company for parts? 185 00:08:58,893 --> 00:09:00,225 Eight weeks ago, 186 00:09:00,309 --> 00:09:02,100 Dad was ready to kick over the whole sandcastle-- 187 00:09:02,184 --> 00:09:03,684 ROMAN: He didn't though, did he? 188 00:09:03,768 --> 00:09:05,975 Struck a little deal on the side instead, Shiv. 189 00:09:06,059 --> 00:09:08,851 All right. You know what? We need to put feelings aside and call a family truce, 190 00:09:08,934 --> 00:09:11,768 because we need to fuck her from 100 different directions 191 00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:14,184 at a thousand miles an hour. I'm serious. 192 00:09:14,267 --> 00:09:15,851 Uh... Kendall. 193 00:09:15,934 --> 00:09:18,184 Yeah, I mean, I guess... 194 00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:21,142 it would be nice to keep it in the family. 195 00:09:23,017 --> 00:09:25,059 ROMAN: Oh, Ken. Maybe tell that heartwarming story 196 00:09:25,142 --> 00:09:28,142 about how you tried to kill him and take over the company. 197 00:09:28,225 --> 00:09:30,017 That ought to moisten the old peepers. 198 00:09:35,975 --> 00:09:37,184 So, Connor, I, um-- 199 00:09:37,267 --> 00:09:39,476 Do you know the sand that's in Sands? 200 00:09:39,559 --> 00:09:41,851 You mean the nine metric tons of Gypsum white 201 00:09:41,934 --> 00:09:44,142 they gouged me for 5.29 a bag? 202 00:09:45,059 --> 00:09:46,559 Sure, I know the sand. 203 00:09:46,643 --> 00:09:48,851 So, I was sitting pretty close to the stage, 204 00:09:48,934 --> 00:09:51,267 and so, I-- I had great seats, 205 00:09:51,351 --> 00:09:54,267 and, um-- and I think there's something maybe living in it, 206 00:09:54,351 --> 00:09:56,809 like per-- perhaps thriving in the sand, 207 00:09:56,893 --> 00:09:58,517 uh, like sand mites, maybe? 208 00:09:58,601 --> 00:10:02,351 I know nothing about that and bear no legal responsibility. 209 00:10:02,434 --> 00:10:04,225 You'll have to talk to the sand supplier, 210 00:10:04,309 --> 00:10:05,601 like everyone else. 211 00:10:05,684 --> 00:10:07,517 GREG HIRSCH: Yeah, that's cool, that's cool, um... 212 00:10:08,267 --> 00:10:09,476 (GREG SIGHS) 213 00:10:09,559 --> 00:10:13,768 Three thousand miles to pose with signage. 214 00:10:13,851 --> 00:10:15,142 Thank fuck I'm not busy. 215 00:10:15,225 --> 00:10:16,517 You could still cancel. 216 00:10:16,601 --> 00:10:18,768 LOGAN ROY: No, no, no. Rhea's smart on this. 217 00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:23,059 A little dinner, push 50 years experience, 50 years growth. 218 00:10:23,142 --> 00:10:26,601 Stress the experience. History. 219 00:10:26,684 --> 00:10:30,017 A platform on which to make a strategic announcement. 220 00:10:33,851 --> 00:10:34,893 Logan. 221 00:10:35,851 --> 00:10:37,392 Before we settle in, 222 00:10:37,476 --> 00:10:40,643 um, there's a small matter we wanted to make you aware of. 223 00:10:40,726 --> 00:10:42,184 Uh-huh. 224 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:45,643 A former cruise employee, James Weissel in accounting, 225 00:10:45,726 --> 00:10:48,392 uh, so quite inside the payments and so on, 226 00:10:48,476 --> 00:10:51,517 seems to have gotten spooked by a lawsuit, 227 00:10:51,601 --> 00:10:54,559 and seems like he might be about to talk. 228 00:10:54,643 --> 00:10:56,142 I thought we had this all sewn up. 229 00:10:56,225 --> 00:10:59,392 -I said I hoped-- -(YELLS) Don't... interrupt me. 230 00:10:59,476 --> 00:11:01,225 You told me this was all sewn up. 231 00:11:01,309 --> 00:11:03,142 Why am I only hearing about this now? 232 00:11:03,225 --> 00:11:06,309 He was across the Caribbean '90s situation, 233 00:11:06,392 --> 00:11:08,726 the payouts and all the other operations. 234 00:11:08,809 --> 00:11:11,392 And then he went up the ladder. 235 00:11:11,476 --> 00:11:13,100 He knows about the shadow logs. 236 00:11:13,184 --> 00:11:16,934 He supervised a number of "Mo aftermaths." 237 00:11:17,017 --> 00:11:19,684 Okay. Okay. Give him the storm warning. 238 00:11:19,768 --> 00:11:23,309 Get rat-fucker Sam to give him the talk, 239 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:27,559 "We have endless resources. We will destroy your life." 240 00:11:29,768 --> 00:11:32,059 -Who knows? -Kendall, Karl. 241 00:11:32,142 --> 00:11:33,726 -Rhea? -No. Nope. 242 00:11:33,809 --> 00:11:35,267 Good. 243 00:11:35,351 --> 00:11:37,559 I really don't want this shit in my ears, you know? 244 00:11:37,643 --> 00:11:38,851 Figure it out. 245 00:11:38,934 --> 00:11:40,100 (SCOFFS) 246 00:11:42,768 --> 00:11:45,225 SHIV: So, Rhea really took the reins 247 00:11:45,309 --> 00:11:47,017 on this weekend planning, huh? 248 00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:49,476 Yeah. She's been very active. 249 00:11:49,559 --> 00:11:52,975 Well... (INHALES SHARPLY) Must be tough for you, though. 250 00:11:54,267 --> 00:11:55,392 How so? 251 00:11:55,476 --> 00:11:57,309 I just... 252 00:11:57,392 --> 00:12:00,267 I know how he can be when he has a new enthusiasm. 253 00:12:03,434 --> 00:12:04,768 Don't worry about me. 254 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:06,975 I'm not a child. 255 00:12:08,434 --> 00:12:12,434 I don't piss on the carpet every time it thunders. 256 00:12:12,517 --> 00:12:17,809 I just think we share some similar interests. 257 00:12:17,893 --> 00:12:20,726 I mean, is it okay to let her do this much planning? 258 00:12:20,809 --> 00:12:25,351 If she wants to throw him a big surprise party, 259 00:12:25,434 --> 00:12:26,851 who am I to spoil it? 260 00:12:35,975 --> 00:12:39,142 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 261 00:12:51,017 --> 00:12:55,017 Ah. (CHUCKLES) The bandstand. 262 00:12:56,559 --> 00:12:58,684 -What happened there, Pa? -Huh? 263 00:12:59,768 --> 00:13:02,225 Oh... uh, different things. 264 00:13:02,309 --> 00:13:06,309 Yeah, a lot of, uh... Yeah. Hey. 265 00:13:07,809 --> 00:13:11,225 You and Ewan were lucky to make it out to Canada. 266 00:13:11,309 --> 00:13:13,684 (GROANS) Wasn't such a fucking hootenanny there either. 267 00:13:15,225 --> 00:13:18,517 Nah. This place... 268 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:23,684 I look around and... I don't know. 269 00:13:26,559 --> 00:13:30,809 We came back for, um... when my mother died, 270 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,726 but it was all so... complicated. 271 00:13:35,142 --> 00:13:36,434 You can't explain it. 272 00:13:38,059 --> 00:13:39,434 It's not what you think. 273 00:13:40,643 --> 00:13:42,142 You look at the old pictures 274 00:13:42,225 --> 00:13:44,601 and they want you to think it's all so fucking simple, 275 00:13:44,684 --> 00:13:48,809 but it was... well, it was... 276 00:13:48,893 --> 00:13:52,309 (SIGHS) It was, um-- I don't know what it was. 277 00:13:52,392 --> 00:13:55,100 It was, um... 278 00:13:55,184 --> 00:14:00,893 (SIGHS) It wasn't... what they say, you know? 279 00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:05,059 Tell us a story, though. 280 00:14:05,142 --> 00:14:07,017 -Story? -Yeah, from back in the day. 281 00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:08,392 Oh, yeah? 282 00:14:08,476 --> 00:14:12,934 What, you want a bit about, uh, old fucking Rosebud? 283 00:14:14,434 --> 00:14:16,768 Rosebud is a dollar bill. 284 00:14:18,601 --> 00:14:21,934 It's whatever it took to get me the fuck out of here. 285 00:14:26,434 --> 00:14:27,643 Good story, Dad. 286 00:14:28,684 --> 00:14:31,309 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 287 00:14:41,267 --> 00:14:42,601 HOTEL MANAGER: Madam. 288 00:14:43,434 --> 00:14:44,476 Mr. Roy. 289 00:14:44,559 --> 00:14:46,142 A pleasure to welcome you home. 290 00:14:46,225 --> 00:14:49,309 Oh, I don't recall people shedding a tear when I left, 291 00:14:49,392 --> 00:14:51,100 -but thank you. -Thank you, sir. 292 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,893 Hello. 293 00:14:54,975 --> 00:14:56,517 -HUGO BAKER: Hello, Rhea. -RHEA JARRELL: Hugo. 294 00:14:56,601 --> 00:14:58,225 -Thank you for organizing this. -Great to see-- 295 00:14:58,309 --> 00:14:59,601 Oh, my pleasure. 296 00:14:59,684 --> 00:15:01,392 So, are you a person who, uh, can't look 297 00:15:01,476 --> 00:15:03,267 someone in the eye after you've fucked them? 298 00:15:04,225 --> 00:15:05,684 I acted in good faith. 299 00:15:05,768 --> 00:15:06,975 (CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah. 300 00:15:07,059 --> 00:15:08,559 Yeah, I mean, that's what's truly scary, 301 00:15:08,643 --> 00:15:09,851 'cause I think you believe that. 302 00:15:09,934 --> 00:15:11,434 What, do you outsource your fuckery? 303 00:15:11,517 --> 00:15:13,309 You got the right brain for your TED Talks, 304 00:15:13,392 --> 00:15:15,809 -left brain for your killings? -That's very unfair. 305 00:15:15,893 --> 00:15:18,392 (SCOFFS, CHUCKLES) Oh, well, I feel bad now. 306 00:15:18,476 --> 00:15:21,643 I put you forward to Pierce, and it got out of hand. 307 00:15:21,726 --> 00:15:23,893 Your dad obviously felt out of the loop 308 00:15:23,975 --> 00:15:25,434 and it wasn't as I intended. 309 00:15:25,517 --> 00:15:27,100 Yeah, I hear you're putting some names together 310 00:15:27,184 --> 00:15:30,267 -for Dad's CEO search. -Uh-huh, various individuals. 311 00:15:30,351 --> 00:15:31,684 Including yourself? 312 00:15:31,768 --> 00:15:35,601 Well, the pool is small for this type of position. 313 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:38,517 Oh. Yeah. Wow. What a surprise. 314 00:15:38,601 --> 00:15:39,809 He needs someone 315 00:15:39,893 --> 00:15:41,434 before the shareholder meeting. You know that. 316 00:15:41,517 --> 00:15:43,100 SHIV: Yeah, and I wonder which way you're leaning. 317 00:15:43,184 --> 00:15:44,643 Who's catching your eye to recommend? 318 00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:47,601 You leaning towards someone, say, like me 319 00:15:47,684 --> 00:15:48,934 who wants to kill you, 320 00:15:49,017 --> 00:15:50,893 or... yourself, 321 00:15:50,975 --> 00:15:53,351 for a second chance at a multi-million-dollar payday? 322 00:15:53,434 --> 00:15:55,517 I'm intrigued. Keep me posted. 323 00:15:57,684 --> 00:16:01,351 So, are you hearing anything majorly major 324 00:16:01,434 --> 00:16:04,351 about big shit or whatever through the shit-vine? 325 00:16:05,017 --> 00:16:06,267 In what sense? 326 00:16:06,351 --> 00:16:10,517 In the sense of the little blonde goblin. 327 00:16:10,601 --> 00:16:12,893 Is she about to gobble up all the power? 328 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,559 (DOOR LOCK BEEPS) 329 00:16:18,267 --> 00:16:19,934 (SIGHS) 330 00:16:20,017 --> 00:16:22,559 So, um, Frank is concerned. 331 00:16:22,643 --> 00:16:24,184 He says this feels like something new. 332 00:16:24,267 --> 00:16:25,975 ROMAN: Yeah, but he does this, right? 333 00:16:26,059 --> 00:16:28,893 Dad. I mean, remember when he bought that chick a harp? 334 00:16:28,975 --> 00:16:30,601 Oh, Sally Anne? 335 00:16:30,684 --> 00:16:32,100 She didn't even know how to play it. 336 00:16:32,184 --> 00:16:33,643 This is something else. 337 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:34,934 He's losing focus. 338 00:16:35,017 --> 00:16:37,225 Out to dinner four nights a week. 339 00:16:37,309 --> 00:16:39,643 The shareholder vote is going to be close. 340 00:16:39,726 --> 00:16:41,975 If the board gets replaced, it'll be a clean sweep. 341 00:16:42,059 --> 00:16:43,309 We could do with options. 342 00:16:43,392 --> 00:16:45,851 I've made sure that Eduard is invited. 343 00:16:45,934 --> 00:16:47,517 Could you seduce? 344 00:16:47,601 --> 00:16:49,517 (CLOCKS TONGUE) Uh... I don't know. 345 00:16:49,601 --> 00:16:50,893 Do you find me seductive? 346 00:16:52,309 --> 00:16:53,684 I can give him a rim. 347 00:16:53,768 --> 00:16:56,309 -I could rim with vim. -Could they take us private? 348 00:16:56,392 --> 00:17:00,100 Hmm. They want us to open up a propaganda news operation. 349 00:17:00,184 --> 00:17:01,726 GERRI KELLMAN: It's that serious, Roman. 350 00:17:01,809 --> 00:17:04,351 We get the money, boom. Much less oversight. 351 00:17:04,434 --> 00:17:07,559 ROMAN: Hmm? Okay. Well, I will... 352 00:17:07,643 --> 00:17:09,975 I will talk to him, then. 353 00:17:10,059 --> 00:17:13,601 Oh, and, um, one more thing, real quick. 354 00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:16,517 Should we... get married? 355 00:17:16,601 --> 00:17:17,851 What? 356 00:17:17,934 --> 00:17:19,934 You know, not that. Like, an equivalent. 357 00:17:20,017 --> 00:17:23,267 Uh... A thing, like I abduct you and force you to live with me. 358 00:17:24,392 --> 00:17:25,934 Uh... That's not equivalent. 359 00:17:26,017 --> 00:17:27,351 Well, then, you kill me, 360 00:17:27,434 --> 00:17:29,267 you chop my dick off, you know, something. 361 00:17:29,351 --> 00:17:31,225 I'm kidding but you know what I'm saying. 362 00:17:31,309 --> 00:17:34,684 Uh... You eat me, I eat you, like they do in Germany. 363 00:17:34,768 --> 00:17:37,392 Anyway, lot to think about, I get it. So, let it... 364 00:17:38,434 --> 00:17:39,434 Bye. 365 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,225 (PHONE RINGING) 366 00:17:41,309 --> 00:17:42,559 -Hey. -KENDALL: Hey, so, 367 00:17:42,643 --> 00:17:44,975 it hasn't worn off, right? 368 00:17:45,059 --> 00:17:47,184 Like, that was a century-defining fuck. 369 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,309 -Who is this again? -KENDALL: Jennifer, Jennifer. 370 00:17:49,392 --> 00:17:50,934 All right. So, what are we going to do here? 371 00:17:51,017 --> 00:17:53,517 I feel like we should maybe buy an island, 372 00:17:53,601 --> 00:17:57,517 put in a giant island sized bed, and just make love all day. 373 00:17:57,601 --> 00:17:58,851 (LAUGHS) 374 00:17:58,934 --> 00:18:00,809 You ever been to Dundee? You wanna come to Dundee? 375 00:18:00,893 --> 00:18:02,225 What about my play? 376 00:18:02,309 --> 00:18:03,601 The play? Uh... 377 00:18:03,684 --> 00:18:06,100 I mean, it's, like, two nights off. Come on. 378 00:18:06,184 --> 00:18:07,851 It's not Arthur Miller, right? 379 00:18:07,934 --> 00:18:10,643 And, uh, I kinda own a movie studio. 380 00:18:10,726 --> 00:18:13,643 Um... Where is Dundee? 381 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,267 How about you look it up on your phone 382 00:18:15,351 --> 00:18:17,309 on the way to the airfield, because I'm sending you a driver 383 00:18:17,392 --> 00:18:19,726 and I'm getting you a jet ride over here tonight. 384 00:18:19,809 --> 00:18:23,351 LOGAN: Oh, the tap water used to taste sensational. 385 00:18:23,434 --> 00:18:25,059 -It's changed. -Mm-hm. 386 00:18:25,142 --> 00:18:26,726 MAN: Mr. Roy. You have a second? 387 00:18:26,809 --> 00:18:28,975 -LOGAN: Oh, sure. -MAN: Transportation to the streets... 388 00:18:29,059 --> 00:18:30,601 RHEA: Marcia, you look lovely. 389 00:18:30,684 --> 00:18:32,476 MARCIA ROY: Oh, thank you. 390 00:18:32,559 --> 00:18:33,934 Uh... So... 391 00:18:34,017 --> 00:18:37,601 I have something I wanted to ask you. 392 00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,142 RHEA: Uh-huh. 393 00:18:39,225 --> 00:18:42,517 Are you regularly tested for sexually transmitted diseases? 394 00:18:43,517 --> 00:18:45,392 Excuse me? (CHUCKLES) 395 00:18:45,476 --> 00:18:48,517 He and I still sleep together. 396 00:18:48,601 --> 00:18:50,267 I don't know what he tells you. 397 00:18:50,351 --> 00:18:52,934 I'm sorry, I-- I don't know what you're talking about. 398 00:18:53,017 --> 00:18:57,267 So, I will be more relaxed to know that you are clean. 399 00:18:57,351 --> 00:18:59,601 I don't know who else you're screwing. 400 00:18:59,684 --> 00:19:02,476 This-- This isn't appropriate to-- to talk of-- 401 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,643 -of-- of-- Like... -Listen.. 402 00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:09,768 I have fought and I have lost, and I have fought and won, 403 00:19:09,851 --> 00:19:11,643 but when I lose, 404 00:19:11,726 --> 00:19:15,726 the other one will generally lose an eye or a soul. 405 00:19:15,809 --> 00:19:17,309 LOGAN: Hey, uh, sorry. 406 00:19:17,392 --> 00:19:18,934 Sorry, Marcia, uh, 407 00:19:19,017 --> 00:19:21,476 could you give us five, just before drinks? 408 00:19:21,559 --> 00:19:23,851 Of course. Thank you, Rhea. 409 00:19:24,559 --> 00:19:25,893 (LOGAN SIGHS) 410 00:19:27,726 --> 00:19:29,059 Everything okay? 411 00:19:29,142 --> 00:19:30,893 What's the latest? 412 00:19:30,975 --> 00:19:34,643 Sure. Uh-huh. All good. Honing in. 413 00:19:34,726 --> 00:19:36,476 Uh-huh. Oh, good. Good. 414 00:19:36,559 --> 00:19:39,643 I mean, thank you for taking the lead on the little dinner, 415 00:19:39,726 --> 00:19:41,434 all the politics and, you know, what-not. 416 00:19:41,517 --> 00:19:47,017 Well, I'm pleased to help, but I'm sensing some turbulence. 417 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:48,351 Uh-huh. 418 00:19:48,434 --> 00:19:49,643 Shiv. 419 00:19:49,726 --> 00:19:53,142 Oh. Shiv. (CHUCKLES) She runs hot. 420 00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:54,726 She makes boogie men 421 00:19:54,809 --> 00:19:56,684 out of the clothes she dumps on her bedroom floor. 422 00:19:56,768 --> 00:19:58,100 Always has. 423 00:19:58,184 --> 00:20:02,434 Well, just as long as you don't mind a bit of feedback. 424 00:20:02,517 --> 00:20:06,601 A few noses are out of joint. Strong French feelings. 425 00:20:06,684 --> 00:20:09,809 I'm worried I might get blinded with a baguette. 426 00:20:09,893 --> 00:20:13,893 ROMAN: Just say Rhea beats her dog or boyfriend or I don't know. 427 00:20:13,975 --> 00:20:15,684 SHIV: Uh... Dad would love that. 428 00:20:15,768 --> 00:20:18,017 The thing you think is ammo is not ammo. 429 00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:20,934 We need to be clear, direct, with a line of attack. 430 00:20:21,017 --> 00:20:22,434 You know, "liberal, duplicitous." 431 00:20:22,517 --> 00:20:24,392 "She's a two-faced snowflake with cum on her dress." 432 00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:27,392 Tell her to ask about Rose. 433 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:30,517 -(CHUCKLES) Oh, shit. -ROMAN: (HIGH-PITCHED) Yup! 434 00:20:30,601 --> 00:20:33,559 This sounds schemey. Redolent of thwart. 435 00:20:33,643 --> 00:20:37,017 Yeah. How do you feel about oozing a bit near Rhea? 436 00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:38,476 Just, you know, sorta... 437 00:20:39,809 --> 00:20:40,975 Sorta what? 438 00:20:41,059 --> 00:20:44,184 Well, you know, get-- get a bit giggly. 439 00:20:44,267 --> 00:20:46,100 Work it. But so that my dad can see. 440 00:20:46,184 --> 00:20:48,309 I mean, it doesn't kill her, but everything helps. 441 00:20:48,392 --> 00:20:52,184 ROMAN: I have this idea that maybe Rhea can mention in a toast. 442 00:20:52,267 --> 00:20:54,476 -KENDALL: Lob a little grenade? -ROMAN: Yeah. 443 00:20:55,851 --> 00:20:57,975 Are you pimping me out? 444 00:20:58,059 --> 00:21:00,559 -No, no. Nothing crazy, Tom. -(TOM HUFFS) 445 00:21:00,643 --> 00:21:03,142 Just make her laugh. Work the arms a bit. 446 00:21:03,225 --> 00:21:04,559 Have a bit of elbow sex. 447 00:21:04,643 --> 00:21:07,142 The woman who my terrifying boss is obsessed with? 448 00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:08,934 You want me to flirt with her? 449 00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,934 Tom, come on. Not-- 450 00:21:11,017 --> 00:21:14,768 Not dirty flirty. Just hurty flirty. 451 00:21:14,851 --> 00:21:18,601 ♪ (SMOOTH LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 452 00:21:18,684 --> 00:21:20,768 SHIV: Kendall, you ready to wind up Rhea? 453 00:21:20,851 --> 00:21:22,434 -Did you fuck with her? -Yeah. 454 00:21:22,517 --> 00:21:23,934 Let's try Rose out on her. 455 00:21:24,017 --> 00:21:26,809 See if she gets a clip on the ears. 456 00:21:29,975 --> 00:21:32,726 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 457 00:21:34,309 --> 00:21:36,434 -Hey, this is great. It's great. -Yeah, um... 458 00:21:36,517 --> 00:21:38,559 Yeah... (STUTTERS) Do you-- 459 00:21:38,643 --> 00:21:41,851 Do you think it would be okay if I made a little toast? 460 00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,476 I mean, I don't want to piss anybody off. 461 00:21:43,559 --> 00:21:44,893 Yeah, absolutely. 462 00:21:45,601 --> 00:21:47,726 You could, um... 463 00:21:47,809 --> 00:21:49,309 You could toast his mother, Helen. 464 00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:51,643 -RHEA: Oh, right. -KENDALL: And, uh... 465 00:21:51,726 --> 00:21:54,142 I don't know, maybe mention Rose, 466 00:21:54,225 --> 00:21:56,643 his sister Rose who is no longer with us. 467 00:21:56,726 --> 00:21:58,559 He might appreciate that. 468 00:21:58,643 --> 00:22:01,100 -(WHISPERS) Thank you. -KENDALL: Yeah, sure. 469 00:22:02,893 --> 00:22:05,643 -(TAPPING ON GLASS) -♪ (MUSIC ENDS) ♪ 470 00:22:05,726 --> 00:22:07,768 Evening, one and all. 471 00:22:09,975 --> 00:22:13,142 I know I'm the new nut in the trail mix, 472 00:22:13,225 --> 00:22:14,643 but, um... (CHUCKLES) 473 00:22:14,726 --> 00:22:19,392 I just wanted to thank you all for joining, and to... 474 00:22:19,476 --> 00:22:23,184 congratulate our implacable plaque unveiler. 475 00:22:24,309 --> 00:22:28,351 And, uh, given tomorrow's honor... 476 00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:31,559 let's raise our glasses to those... 477 00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:33,768 who are with us tonight in absentia. 478 00:22:33,851 --> 00:22:37,059 -Logan's mother Helen. -ALL: To Helen. 479 00:22:38,975 --> 00:22:40,434 And his sister Rose. 480 00:22:47,809 --> 00:22:49,809 So... cheers, everyone. (CLEARS THROAT) 481 00:22:49,893 --> 00:22:53,059 -ALL: (SCATTERED) Cheers. -CONNOR: Slàinte mhath. 482 00:22:57,559 --> 00:22:59,517 -♪ (MUSIC RESTARTS) ♪ -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 483 00:22:59,601 --> 00:23:01,768 TOM: This is some lunch. 484 00:23:01,851 --> 00:23:04,059 ROMAN: Everybody's offended by everything. 485 00:23:04,142 --> 00:23:07,309 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 486 00:23:07,392 --> 00:23:10,267 Wow. Well done. Look at you, fitting right in, 487 00:23:10,351 --> 00:23:14,684 like a camp counselor in my butt when I was 12. 488 00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:16,309 Is that Keats? 489 00:23:17,309 --> 00:23:18,351 Anonymous. 490 00:23:19,975 --> 00:23:21,851 I see your thing. 491 00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:23,392 It's good. It works. 492 00:23:23,476 --> 00:23:26,684 You're kinda like a peppy, fun-gun set to "MILF," 493 00:23:26,768 --> 00:23:27,975 with like, a... 494 00:23:28,059 --> 00:23:30,184 Lean In, woman-y branding thing that works well 495 00:23:30,267 --> 00:23:32,768 with the Fitbit-moron-whatever people. 496 00:23:32,851 --> 00:23:35,934 I'm a sort of butterfly in the ointment: 497 00:23:36,975 --> 00:23:38,893 colorful but wriggly. 498 00:23:38,975 --> 00:23:40,768 I could see us collaborating. 499 00:23:40,851 --> 00:23:42,726 Oh, yeah? Yeah, you can see that? 500 00:23:42,809 --> 00:23:44,726 Yeah, buttering up the old dunce, huh? 501 00:23:44,809 --> 00:23:46,975 -Nice work. Fuck off. -No. 502 00:23:48,142 --> 00:23:49,934 -I get your rep. -Mm-hm. 503 00:23:50,017 --> 00:23:51,726 RHEA: Some labels take a while to peel off, 504 00:23:51,809 --> 00:23:53,975 but I happen to think you have the best instincts 505 00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:55,059 of all of them. 506 00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:58,643 Well, bullshit, but thank you. 507 00:23:58,726 --> 00:24:00,267 TOM: Hey, hey, hey. 508 00:24:00,351 --> 00:24:03,476 Hey, this is where the party's at. Look at us, 509 00:24:03,559 --> 00:24:05,601 all the cool and the beautiful people in one spot. 510 00:24:05,684 --> 00:24:07,476 (RHEA AND TOM CHUCKLE) 511 00:24:07,559 --> 00:24:10,142 This is like the VIP area, right here. 512 00:24:10,225 --> 00:24:12,517 Right? It should be, like, cordoned off 513 00:24:12,601 --> 00:24:15,934 with, a-- like, a velvet rope, a bit of VIP bondage. 514 00:24:16,017 --> 00:24:18,017 -(CHUCKLES) -WOMAN: Oh, my goodness. 515 00:24:19,309 --> 00:24:20,643 Hey, Pa, so, listen. 516 00:24:20,726 --> 00:24:23,643 -Uh... The play-- -Yeah, I'm sorry that we, uh-- 517 00:24:23,726 --> 00:24:25,601 -we didn't, um... -No worries. 518 00:24:25,684 --> 00:24:29,059 No, it's just costing a pretty penny and... 519 00:24:29,142 --> 00:24:31,851 a few financial worries starting to bubble. 520 00:24:31,934 --> 00:24:34,184 -Be good to chat. -Yeah, don't worry, son. 521 00:24:34,267 --> 00:24:36,309 I'm sure you'll work it out. 522 00:24:39,059 --> 00:24:43,017 Uh... So... So, Rhea, where's, uh-- where's home for you? 523 00:24:43,100 --> 00:24:45,351 Home was all over. 524 00:24:45,434 --> 00:24:48,142 And did I hear that your mother-- Is this true, 525 00:24:48,225 --> 00:24:50,476 she volunteers for the Democratic Socialists? 526 00:24:50,559 --> 00:24:52,142 TOM: Oh, my! God, folks, watch out, 527 00:24:52,225 --> 00:24:54,142 we've got a libtard in the punch bowl. 528 00:24:54,225 --> 00:24:55,809 (LAUGHTER) 529 00:24:55,893 --> 00:24:57,601 Quick, hide your pay stubs before she takes more federal. 530 00:24:57,684 --> 00:24:58,975 (LAUGHTER) 531 00:24:59,059 --> 00:25:02,975 Uh... Yeah, we don't see eye to eye on everything. 532 00:25:03,059 --> 00:25:04,768 Oh, right. 533 00:25:04,851 --> 00:25:07,559 Oh, uh, I'm sorry, none for her. She doesn't drink. 534 00:25:08,893 --> 00:25:10,476 RHEA: Um... 535 00:25:10,559 --> 00:25:12,517 Well, I, uh, sip. 536 00:25:13,643 --> 00:25:16,768 But-- But-- N-- No, not really, no. 537 00:25:16,851 --> 00:25:20,142 Oh. Yeah. Sorry, I... 538 00:25:20,225 --> 00:25:22,726 RHEA: Well, not a great deal. Um... 539 00:25:22,809 --> 00:25:24,684 I'm pretty sure, maybe just a drop 540 00:25:24,768 --> 00:25:28,100 if you can fit it in there. (LAUGHS) For a toast. 541 00:25:29,434 --> 00:25:30,643 (TAPPING ON GLASS) 542 00:25:30,726 --> 00:25:32,267 Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. 543 00:25:32,351 --> 00:25:34,225 -CONNOR: Well, here's a toast. -RHEA: Oh. Great. 544 00:25:34,309 --> 00:25:37,142 CONNOR: I guess I just wanna say how great it is 545 00:25:37,225 --> 00:25:39,517 to have everyone we know and love in one place 546 00:25:39,601 --> 00:25:41,184 to celebrate our dad's life. 547 00:25:41,267 --> 00:25:42,809 -SHIV: Yeah. Hear, hear. -ALL: Hear, hear. 548 00:25:42,893 --> 00:25:45,643 Shout out to Rhea for planning a wonderful funeral. 549 00:25:45,726 --> 00:25:48,684 I mean, (CHUCKLES) uh... memorial. 550 00:25:48,768 --> 00:25:50,392 No, uh, evening. 551 00:25:51,517 --> 00:25:53,476 RHEA: Oh, please... 552 00:25:54,601 --> 00:25:57,601 It's my honor to salute a man... 553 00:25:57,684 --> 00:26:00,434 who will one day bury us all, no doubt. 554 00:26:01,684 --> 00:26:03,017 -KENDALL: Hear, hear. -CONNOR: Happy days. 555 00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:04,434 -TOM: Hear, hear. Cheers. -SHIV: Cheers. 556 00:26:04,517 --> 00:26:05,726 ROMAN: Cheerio, Dad. 557 00:26:05,809 --> 00:26:07,309 SHIV: (SIGHS) To Dad. 558 00:26:13,476 --> 00:26:15,601 I have one in my backside. 559 00:26:15,684 --> 00:26:17,559 TOM: Just don't scratch it. 560 00:26:17,643 --> 00:26:21,643 Oh, God. I feel like it's weirder with one protester. 561 00:26:21,726 --> 00:26:25,100 Like, you don't know whether to make eye contact, or... 562 00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:28,017 TOM: Well, he really went with the first draft on that one. 563 00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:29,768 Still, to be fair, it's pretty effective. 564 00:26:29,851 --> 00:26:31,809 GREG: Apparently, it's less offensive over here. 565 00:26:31,893 --> 00:26:33,726 It's like calling someone a buddy. 566 00:26:33,809 --> 00:26:35,559 ROMAN: Look at this shit. Are you kidding me? 567 00:26:35,643 --> 00:26:38,351 If this place was in Brooklyn, it'd be worth five mil, easy. 568 00:26:38,434 --> 00:26:39,893 This is, like, fine. 569 00:26:39,975 --> 00:26:41,309 -CONNOR: It's totally fine. -ROMAN: Yeah. Yeah. 570 00:26:41,392 --> 00:26:43,184 CONNOR: I'd live here. 571 00:26:43,267 --> 00:26:45,059 -CONNOR: I mean, I wouldn't but someone could. -(TABITHA LAUGHS) 572 00:26:45,142 --> 00:26:47,100 TABITHA: I mean, you told me he lived in an open sewer 573 00:26:47,184 --> 00:26:49,434 and was raised by rats but this is... 574 00:26:49,517 --> 00:26:51,267 Yeah, you should go peek in that window. 575 00:26:51,351 --> 00:26:52,517 That's for sure a bathroom. 576 00:26:52,601 --> 00:26:54,643 And this fucker is pre-war. 577 00:26:54,726 --> 00:26:56,559 There's no way Dad shat in a bucket. 578 00:26:56,643 --> 00:26:58,768 GREG: This stuff's making it worse. 579 00:26:58,851 --> 00:27:01,392 And I feel like this stuff is attracting midges. 580 00:27:01,476 --> 00:27:03,975 My sand mites are getting bitten by midges. 581 00:27:04,059 --> 00:27:05,601 Just stop. 582 00:27:05,684 --> 00:27:07,517 -I'm just uncomfortable in my skin right now. -Just stop. 583 00:27:07,601 --> 00:27:09,309 TOM: Oh, here we go. 584 00:27:09,392 --> 00:27:11,225 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 585 00:27:16,267 --> 00:27:18,225 MARCIA: Has it changed much? 586 00:27:18,309 --> 00:27:21,184 Yeah... Everything. 587 00:27:25,684 --> 00:27:26,726 What's he doing? 588 00:27:29,893 --> 00:27:32,934 Okay. There it is. 589 00:27:33,768 --> 00:27:35,184 What am I supposed to do? 590 00:27:35,267 --> 00:27:38,559 I think maybe a photo. They've said you can go in. 591 00:27:38,643 --> 00:27:40,225 No. Thank you. 592 00:27:40,309 --> 00:27:41,517 Let's go. 593 00:27:43,392 --> 00:27:44,975 -GREG: Wait. Wait. -SHIV: What the fuck? 594 00:27:45,059 --> 00:27:46,309 Ah. Memories. 595 00:27:46,392 --> 00:27:48,809 Uh... (CLEARS THROAT) So, I have an update. 596 00:27:48,893 --> 00:27:50,267 SHIV: Oh, yeah? 597 00:27:50,351 --> 00:27:52,392 James Weissel. We don't really want to bother your dad. 598 00:27:52,476 --> 00:27:54,975 -We know he's enjoying this. -(SCOFFS) Oh. Uh-huh. 599 00:27:55,059 --> 00:27:57,059 There's a call, and we might like your input. 600 00:27:57,142 --> 00:27:58,517 -GERRI: That okay? -Yeah. 601 00:27:58,601 --> 00:28:01,726 So, we made the threat/offer to Mr. Weaselman. 602 00:28:01,809 --> 00:28:03,643 Five rising to ten. 603 00:28:03,726 --> 00:28:05,434 But he said no. 604 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:07,893 He said no to ten? Why would he say no to ten mil? 605 00:28:07,975 --> 00:28:10,184 I don't know, playing hardball? 606 00:28:10,267 --> 00:28:11,559 We need this to go away, 607 00:28:11,643 --> 00:28:13,517 -so I'm gonna double the offer. -SHIV: Yeah. 608 00:28:13,601 --> 00:28:15,017 Anything to get him to roll, right? 609 00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:16,434 Yeah, right. Sounds smart. 610 00:28:16,517 --> 00:28:18,392 Okay. So, I just wanted to let you know. 611 00:28:18,476 --> 00:28:20,100 Nice to keep your dad in a good mood 612 00:28:20,184 --> 00:28:21,309 for the festivities. 613 00:28:21,392 --> 00:28:22,434 Absolutely. 614 00:28:24,017 --> 00:28:27,225 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 615 00:28:35,184 --> 00:28:37,225 Mr. Roy. So happy you could make it. 616 00:28:37,309 --> 00:28:39,517 Well, let's see what my money bought, shall we? 617 00:28:39,601 --> 00:28:40,768 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 618 00:28:40,851 --> 00:28:42,851 -Everything's state of the art. -LOGAN: Hmm. 619 00:28:42,934 --> 00:28:45,768 Inking, web-offset press. 620 00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:48,351 We like to say, 621 00:28:48,434 --> 00:28:50,476 we've got a better set up than most UK papers. 622 00:28:51,601 --> 00:28:52,975 Wow. 623 00:28:53,059 --> 00:28:57,392 A whole school for how to intern at a clickbait aggregator? 624 00:28:57,476 --> 00:28:59,684 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 625 00:28:59,768 --> 00:29:02,017 "Ten reasons why you're never getting paid." 626 00:29:02,100 --> 00:29:03,267 (CHUCKLES) 627 00:29:06,851 --> 00:29:09,142 I'm sorry, I have to ask. 628 00:29:10,059 --> 00:29:11,975 Why are you trying to fuck me? 629 00:29:13,309 --> 00:29:14,809 Trying to fuck you? What do you mean? 630 00:29:14,893 --> 00:29:17,851 Rose. We both know what that was. 631 00:29:20,351 --> 00:29:23,184 If anything, I'm just, uh, 632 00:29:23,267 --> 00:29:29,476 mildly offended on behalf of my sister and Frank, Gerri. 633 00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:32,351 And I wonder about the optics, but, uh, 634 00:29:32,434 --> 00:29:34,476 hey, my dad knows, so... 635 00:29:35,517 --> 00:29:38,267 -Yeah? -Even so. 636 00:29:38,351 --> 00:29:40,726 I don't know how you've done it, frankly. 637 00:29:42,559 --> 00:29:44,392 What with everything you've been through. 638 00:29:45,893 --> 00:29:46,975 Uh-huh. 639 00:29:48,017 --> 00:29:49,392 You're good, though. 640 00:29:49,476 --> 00:29:50,768 (SCOFFS) Right. 641 00:29:50,851 --> 00:29:52,351 -Thank you. -No. 642 00:29:53,184 --> 00:29:54,601 You're good, 643 00:29:54,684 --> 00:29:57,476 but you're still in the rock tumbler right now. 644 00:29:57,559 --> 00:29:58,851 You're not ready. 645 00:29:59,684 --> 00:30:00,726 I'm good. 646 00:30:02,351 --> 00:30:03,893 I mean, I'm over my shit. 647 00:30:04,934 --> 00:30:06,809 And I've met someone new. 648 00:30:06,893 --> 00:30:09,434 I mean, she is fantastic. 649 00:30:09,517 --> 00:30:11,975 And, uh, so, yeah, I'm-- 650 00:30:12,059 --> 00:30:14,684 I'm not in the place you think I'm in. 651 00:30:14,768 --> 00:30:16,392 No, it's okay. 652 00:30:18,851 --> 00:30:23,601 But when we're out on the other side of this all... 653 00:30:25,476 --> 00:30:27,517 it's you. 654 00:30:27,601 --> 00:30:31,351 RHEA: I'm telling you now. It's always been you. 655 00:30:33,267 --> 00:30:34,643 Well... 656 00:30:34,726 --> 00:30:35,893 thank you. 657 00:30:37,225 --> 00:30:39,392 I don't know about that, but thank you. 658 00:30:44,559 --> 00:30:48,142 (APPLAUSE) 659 00:30:48,225 --> 00:30:50,309 Um... They're asking if you want to stay for lunch. 660 00:30:50,392 --> 00:30:51,851 Fuck, no. 661 00:30:51,934 --> 00:30:54,267 I'll be sure to feed that back to them. "Fuck, no." Got it. 662 00:30:58,434 --> 00:31:01,267 Ah. Look who made it. 663 00:31:01,351 --> 00:31:03,975 Are you going to change the name of the airport, too? 664 00:31:04,059 --> 00:31:05,351 As you fly off? 665 00:31:05,434 --> 00:31:06,768 Marcia call you? 666 00:31:06,851 --> 00:31:08,851 EWAN ROY: No. Your new one. 667 00:31:08,934 --> 00:31:10,184 Oh, right. 668 00:31:10,267 --> 00:31:12,893 The Logan Roy School of Journalism. 669 00:31:13,768 --> 00:31:14,975 What's next? 670 00:31:15,059 --> 00:31:17,934 The Jack the Ripper Women's Health Clinic? 671 00:31:18,017 --> 00:31:20,309 You, uh, had a poke around the town? 672 00:31:20,392 --> 00:31:21,726 I've seen enough. 673 00:31:21,809 --> 00:31:23,684 You've been spreading your name all over this place 674 00:31:23,768 --> 00:31:25,142 like it was graffiti. 675 00:31:25,225 --> 00:31:27,601 They tried to get me to go into the old house. 676 00:31:27,684 --> 00:31:28,809 Another plaque. 677 00:31:31,392 --> 00:31:35,351 I saw a mistle thrush at the bandstand. 678 00:31:35,434 --> 00:31:37,559 (LAUGHS) Sure, you did. 679 00:31:37,643 --> 00:31:39,726 -Oh, this old bastard. -(EWAN LAUGHS) 680 00:31:39,809 --> 00:31:42,726 LOGAN: I used to keep a log of the birds I'd see. 681 00:31:42,809 --> 00:31:44,975 Your grandpa would go through it 682 00:31:45,059 --> 00:31:47,726 and scrub out the ones he didn't believe I'd seen. 683 00:31:47,809 --> 00:31:50,893 You were always fairly generous with your sightings. 684 00:31:50,975 --> 00:31:52,559 (PHONE BUZZING) 685 00:31:52,643 --> 00:31:55,017 -Yeah. -AUTOMATED VOICE: Hello, valued shareholder, 686 00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:57,851 -you will soon have a critical decision to make... -LOGAN: What the fuck is this? 687 00:31:57,934 --> 00:31:59,392 ...regarding your investment in Waystar. 688 00:31:59,476 --> 00:32:00,517 (PHONE BEEPS) 689 00:32:00,601 --> 00:32:02,559 They're fucking robocalling me now. 690 00:32:02,643 --> 00:32:04,392 I was gonna say, it's nice to see you and, uh, 691 00:32:04,476 --> 00:32:06,476 and the old brother having a chat. 692 00:32:07,643 --> 00:32:08,768 Yeah, well... 693 00:32:10,476 --> 00:32:12,059 GREG: Yeah, he's a tough old bird. 694 00:32:12,142 --> 00:32:15,684 -But-- But he's, uh-- he's-- -He's morally bankrupt. 695 00:32:15,768 --> 00:32:18,975 He's a nothing man who may well be... 696 00:32:19,059 --> 00:32:23,059 more personally responsible for the death of this planet... 697 00:32:23,142 --> 00:32:25,601 than any other single human being. 698 00:32:25,684 --> 00:32:28,392 He also makes the Kalispitron franchise, 699 00:32:28,476 --> 00:32:31,392 which is, uh, you know, solid, mediocre entertainment. 700 00:32:31,476 --> 00:32:34,142 In terms of the lives that will be lost 701 00:32:34,225 --> 00:32:36,851 by his whoring for the climate change deniers, 702 00:32:36,934 --> 00:32:40,225 there's a very persuasive argument to be made... 703 00:32:40,309 --> 00:32:42,142 that he's worse than Hitler. 704 00:32:46,517 --> 00:32:48,017 (STUTTERS) Right, well... 705 00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:51,351 And I'd appreciate it if you'd stop working for him. 706 00:32:52,934 --> 00:32:56,392 Okay, um, well... (STUTTERS) 707 00:32:56,476 --> 00:32:59,351 so, I have moved up significantly, 708 00:32:59,434 --> 00:33:01,184 and this might sound dumb, 709 00:33:01,267 --> 00:33:04,225 but maybe I can kind of work it from the inside, 710 00:33:04,309 --> 00:33:06,225 -and that way-- -If you refuse, 711 00:33:06,309 --> 00:33:08,309 I think it's well within my rights... 712 00:33:08,392 --> 00:33:11,434 to remove your name from amongst the beneficiaries 713 00:33:11,517 --> 00:33:13,059 of my last will and testament. 714 00:33:13,142 --> 00:33:14,351 Okay. 715 00:33:15,601 --> 00:33:18,601 Because that's-- that's quite a pretty penny. 716 00:33:18,684 --> 00:33:21,142 Around 250 mil. 717 00:33:21,225 --> 00:33:25,017 And I'm sure Greenpeace would be very much obliged. 718 00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:27,934 No, de-- definitely, that is quite a pickle. 719 00:33:28,017 --> 00:33:30,517 -EWAN: Mm. -That is a tough one. 720 00:33:34,893 --> 00:33:36,809 -(SLOT MACHINE CHIMING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 721 00:33:36,893 --> 00:33:39,017 -Dude. (GROWLS PLAYFULLY) -Hey, brother. 722 00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:40,559 Oh, my God, you smell like cotton candy. 723 00:33:40,643 --> 00:33:42,809 I almost want to lick your neck. (LAUGHS) 724 00:33:42,893 --> 00:33:44,309 Thanks for coming, man. 725 00:33:44,392 --> 00:33:46,517 My dad'll be very pleased when he sees, you know, 726 00:33:46,601 --> 00:33:48,476 old friends and... 727 00:33:48,559 --> 00:33:52,434 Hi, yes, sir. Yeah, I'll take one of those golden beauties. 728 00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:54,225 What's this? 729 00:33:54,309 --> 00:33:56,726 Scottish. I'm thinking of getting in. 730 00:33:56,809 --> 00:33:58,351 Scottish kicky-ball? 731 00:33:58,434 --> 00:34:01,392 It looks like two eunuchs trying to fuck a letterbox. 732 00:34:01,476 --> 00:34:03,684 I'm liking the look of Hibs. Or Hearts. 733 00:34:03,768 --> 00:34:04,851 -Yeah? -Mm. 734 00:34:04,934 --> 00:34:06,392 Hearts, that's my dad's team. 735 00:34:06,476 --> 00:34:08,809 The only childhood relic he can stomach. 736 00:34:08,893 --> 00:34:10,476 -Agent in Spain, big baller. -Mm-hm. 737 00:34:10,559 --> 00:34:13,392 I buy the club, he loans me nine shit hot players. 738 00:34:13,476 --> 00:34:14,893 -ROMAN: Mm-hm. -We climb the ladder, 739 00:34:14,975 --> 00:34:16,601 take the second Champion's League space, 740 00:34:16,684 --> 00:34:19,100 UEFA goes full European super-league, 741 00:34:19,184 --> 00:34:20,851 flip it, walk away. 742 00:34:20,934 --> 00:34:22,809 I have no idea what you're talking about, 743 00:34:22,893 --> 00:34:24,975 but it sounds fucking slick, dude. 744 00:34:25,059 --> 00:34:27,184 Slicker than cum on a dolphin's back. 745 00:34:27,267 --> 00:34:28,309 You want in? 746 00:34:28,392 --> 00:34:29,768 ROMAN: Hm. Maybe. 747 00:34:29,851 --> 00:34:33,726 Uh... But can we talk about what we talked about? 748 00:34:33,809 --> 00:34:37,643 You know, a major injection, or even taking us private. 749 00:34:37,726 --> 00:34:38,851 Have you talked to your dad? 750 00:34:38,934 --> 00:34:40,392 It's a conversation we can have. 751 00:34:40,476 --> 00:34:43,017 Then we should totally have that fucking conversation, 752 00:34:43,100 --> 00:34:45,851 like two fucking auctioneers on coke. 753 00:34:45,934 --> 00:34:49,059 I have total 360 latitude to work on my father's behalf. 754 00:34:49,142 --> 00:34:51,643 Oh, cool. Same with me, with my dad, yeah. 755 00:34:51,726 --> 00:34:53,726 Fuck, it's weird how much we're the same. 756 00:34:53,809 --> 00:34:55,893 (INHALES SHARPLY, GROWLS PLAYFULLY) 757 00:34:55,975 --> 00:34:57,392 Attaboy. 758 00:34:57,476 --> 00:35:01,476 Sock it in the net sack, you crazy kick ball bastards. 759 00:35:01,559 --> 00:35:03,601 -Buy them with me. -Hmm? 760 00:35:03,684 --> 00:35:05,100 Fifty-fifty. 761 00:35:05,184 --> 00:35:07,392 Buy the-- them? The... 762 00:35:07,476 --> 00:35:10,225 Uh... Yeah, let me have a think. 763 00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:13,267 I mean, I don't really see a downside, other than... 764 00:35:13,351 --> 00:35:15,851 zero knowledge or interest in Scottish football, 765 00:35:15,934 --> 00:35:18,851 but yeah, let me have a little think. Hearts. 766 00:35:19,476 --> 00:35:21,100 (JESSICA MOANS) 767 00:35:21,184 --> 00:35:22,768 KENDALL: Are you just looking at golf courses? 768 00:35:22,851 --> 00:35:24,476 -(CHUCKLES) -Like golf porn. 769 00:35:26,684 --> 00:35:28,934 Am I allowed to take those soaps in the bathroom? 770 00:35:29,017 --> 00:35:30,851 Yeah. Fuck it, take it all. 771 00:35:30,934 --> 00:35:33,309 -(KNOCKING ON DOOR) -(JENNIFER SIGHS) 772 00:35:42,476 --> 00:35:43,726 KENDALL: Yeah. 773 00:35:43,809 --> 00:35:45,643 -CONNOR: Hi. -KENDALL: Hey, Connor. 774 00:35:45,726 --> 00:35:48,184 -Whatcha doing? -Uh... We're just getting ready. 775 00:35:48,267 --> 00:35:50,601 -CONNOR: Good. -KENDALL: What time's-- Uh... What time's the thing? 776 00:35:50,684 --> 00:35:53,392 I don't think the big surprise is until eight. 777 00:35:53,476 --> 00:35:56,392 -So... -Willa asked me to check in, 778 00:35:56,476 --> 00:36:01,142 'cause Jennifer is, like, a key member of the cast. 779 00:36:01,225 --> 00:36:02,768 Would it be possible 780 00:36:02,851 --> 00:36:05,309 to send Jennifer back to be on stage? 781 00:36:05,392 --> 00:36:07,142 Well, no, I'm afraid, 782 00:36:07,225 --> 00:36:10,975 because Jennifer and I are currently engaged 783 00:36:11,059 --> 00:36:15,142 in one of the all-time great psychosexual expeditions. 784 00:36:15,225 --> 00:36:17,809 We're like the Lewis and Clarke of fucking. 785 00:36:17,893 --> 00:36:19,267 Come on, man. I'm begging you here. 786 00:36:19,351 --> 00:36:21,517 I-- I'm bleeding out. I can't afford this. 787 00:36:21,601 --> 00:36:25,184 I'm sorry, dude, but, uh, that's showbiz. 788 00:36:25,267 --> 00:36:29,059 -I am very unhappy with this outcome. -KENDALL: I-- I know. I'm sorry. 789 00:36:32,100 --> 00:36:33,517 (JENNIFER SCREAMS, LAUGHS) 790 00:36:33,601 --> 00:36:35,392 Not wanting to put a dampener on Rhea's celebrations 791 00:36:35,476 --> 00:36:38,184 or anything, but it's time we killed her dead. 792 00:36:38,267 --> 00:36:39,601 Smash her skull in with a rock. 793 00:36:39,684 --> 00:36:40,809 -Nice. -KENDALL: Okay. 794 00:36:40,893 --> 00:36:42,601 Way to ease us in, sis. 795 00:36:42,684 --> 00:36:44,476 Will there be nibbles at this event? I was expecting nibbles. 796 00:36:44,559 --> 00:36:47,517 SHIV: What I'm thinking is we just-- We tell him direct. 797 00:36:47,601 --> 00:36:50,100 We just tell him, all of us, we won't have it. 798 00:36:50,184 --> 00:36:52,392 -Should I maybe take the floor? -SHIV: Okay. 799 00:36:52,476 --> 00:36:55,351 Would Rhea really be the worst thing in the world? 800 00:36:55,434 --> 00:36:58,267 Or does a woman from outside actually make sense right now? 801 00:36:58,351 --> 00:37:01,517 (SCOFFS) Okay, right. Well, she-- she got to you. 802 00:37:01,601 --> 00:37:03,768 -No. Just-- -(SHIV SCOFFS) 803 00:37:03,851 --> 00:37:05,267 I'm fighting on two fronts 804 00:37:05,351 --> 00:37:07,100 and I might have to make a request to Dad 805 00:37:07,184 --> 00:37:08,643 about a bridge situation, 806 00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:11,434 -and she's been understanding. -This is bullshit. Ken? 807 00:37:11,517 --> 00:37:13,351 -Well... -SHIV: Well? 808 00:37:13,434 --> 00:37:14,643 Oh, come on. 809 00:37:14,726 --> 00:37:16,975 Oh sh-- You're backing her too, rebounder? 810 00:37:17,059 --> 00:37:18,768 No, I-- I just... 811 00:37:18,851 --> 00:37:20,893 -I just think that maybe... -SHIV: You just...? You are. 812 00:37:20,975 --> 00:37:22,100 ...you've overplayed your hand. 813 00:37:22,184 --> 00:37:24,267 Excuse me? How did she get to you? 814 00:37:24,351 --> 00:37:27,601 Oh, you think you'll be given another shot at some point, 815 00:37:27,684 --> 00:37:28,934 ever? No. 816 00:37:29,017 --> 00:37:32,017 -And, Roman, you? No. -Ah, well, I mean... 817 00:37:32,100 --> 00:37:33,726 No, she thinks you're a dipshit, 818 00:37:33,809 --> 00:37:35,559 or maybe you're just too much of a fucking dipshit to see that. 819 00:37:35,643 --> 00:37:37,392 Fuck you. I know more about this business than you. 820 00:37:37,476 --> 00:37:39,517 -More than any of you, actually. -Oh, Roman, no one gives a fuck 821 00:37:39,601 --> 00:37:41,893 -about management training. -Dad does. Gerri does. 822 00:37:41,975 --> 00:37:43,267 It's corporate daycare. 823 00:37:43,351 --> 00:37:44,893 (MIMICS IN CHILDISH BABBLE, MAKES FART NOISE) 824 00:37:44,975 --> 00:37:46,351 -(CONNOR LAUGHS) -That's not a good retort! 825 00:37:46,434 --> 00:37:48,059 -Don't fucking laugh at that. -KENDALL: Shiv. 826 00:37:48,142 --> 00:37:50,351 -Thanks for taking this seriously. -ROMAN: I do. 827 00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:52,601 It's just... It's transparent. 828 00:37:52,684 --> 00:37:55,601 -Uh... -KENDALL: You know, Rhea's who Dad wants. 829 00:37:55,684 --> 00:37:57,309 Clearly. So... 830 00:37:57,392 --> 00:37:59,601 -SHIV: (LAUGHING) But he's wrong. -KENDALL: Yeah, but-- 831 00:37:59,684 --> 00:38:02,017 -In case you want it in writing. -KENDALL: Maybe, you know, you should just, like-- 832 00:38:02,100 --> 00:38:03,267 like, give it up. 833 00:38:03,351 --> 00:38:06,017 Full disclosure, I'm starting to like her. 834 00:38:06,100 --> 00:38:07,684 (MOCKINGLY) Hmm. He likes her. 835 00:38:07,768 --> 00:38:09,309 Yeah, this is why you don't hatch a plan with Connor, 836 00:38:09,392 --> 00:38:10,559 the first fucking pancake. 837 00:38:10,643 --> 00:38:12,726 First pancake. Okay, thank you. 838 00:38:12,809 --> 00:38:14,768 You're a brat. You know, none of you have been through 839 00:38:14,851 --> 00:38:16,267 what I've been through, so just... 840 00:38:16,351 --> 00:38:18,100 (MOCKINGLY) Aw! My mommy got sent to the booby hatch 841 00:38:18,184 --> 00:38:20,142 -and now I'm sad. -Fuck off. 842 00:38:20,225 --> 00:38:22,059 I think you're being too emotional about this whole thing. 843 00:38:22,142 --> 00:38:24,100 -Oh, my fucking God. -ROMAN: I think he's trying... 844 00:38:24,184 --> 00:38:26,517 -Are you doing the emotional card on me? -...to mansplain things to you. 845 00:38:26,601 --> 00:38:28,601 -Fuck's sake. -I mean... 846 00:38:28,684 --> 00:38:30,267 I mean, I was gonna mansplain it to you, 847 00:38:30,351 --> 00:38:32,392 -but I think he did a very good job. -(SHIV SCOFFS) 848 00:38:33,476 --> 00:38:35,351 (INHALES SHARPLY) 849 00:38:35,434 --> 00:38:37,809 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 850 00:38:37,893 --> 00:38:40,142 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 851 00:38:40,225 --> 00:38:43,017 (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) 852 00:38:43,100 --> 00:38:44,643 SHIV: Roman, Kendall and Connor. 853 00:38:44,726 --> 00:38:46,184 Basically, it was a fucking disaster. 854 00:38:46,267 --> 00:38:49,975 -TOM: Well, I'm sorry. -(SIGHS) No, we just need to... 855 00:38:50,059 --> 00:38:51,392 let him know, be very direct: 856 00:38:51,476 --> 00:38:52,934 she tried to put her hands down your pants. 857 00:38:53,017 --> 00:38:54,225 No! 858 00:38:54,309 --> 00:38:56,517 Seriously? That's not a normal thing to ask? 859 00:38:56,601 --> 00:38:58,517 SHIV: Not actually say that she tried to-- I don't know. 860 00:38:58,601 --> 00:39:01,142 And I mean because also, maybe, there is a world 861 00:39:01,225 --> 00:39:03,351 in which Rhea... 862 00:39:03,434 --> 00:39:05,893 makes more sense... for me 863 00:39:05,975 --> 00:39:09,517 is the-- is the truth. Maybe. 864 00:39:09,601 --> 00:39:12,100 Excuse me? The woman who you barely know 865 00:39:12,184 --> 00:39:13,684 makes more sense to you than your wife? 866 00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:15,434 Oh, come on, it's complicated. 867 00:39:15,517 --> 00:39:16,975 -(SHIV SCOFFS) -Your dad is complicated. 868 00:39:17,059 --> 00:39:18,392 You think if you kill Rhea, 869 00:39:18,476 --> 00:39:20,351 he's just gonna give it back to you automatically? 870 00:39:20,434 --> 00:39:21,351 No. 871 00:39:21,434 --> 00:39:24,059 Okay, well, Tom, I won't give up. 872 00:39:24,142 --> 00:39:25,601 I won't. 873 00:39:25,684 --> 00:39:27,100 He made me a fucking offer, 874 00:39:27,184 --> 00:39:28,934 and I'm gonna redeem that coupon. 875 00:39:31,309 --> 00:39:33,517 So, we got, uh, the Lord Provost, 876 00:39:33,601 --> 00:39:36,434 the Chamber of Commerce, Leader of the Council... 877 00:39:36,517 --> 00:39:38,517 What? 20 to 30 faces? 878 00:39:38,601 --> 00:39:40,684 -Is that right? -I don't know. 879 00:39:40,768 --> 00:39:42,267 Je suis pas ta secretaire. 880 00:39:42,975 --> 00:39:44,142 Uh-huh. 881 00:39:44,225 --> 00:39:46,184 Uh... Look, you stay as long as you like, 882 00:39:46,267 --> 00:39:48,601 I'm gonna bolt after the soup, say I have calls. 883 00:39:48,684 --> 00:39:50,184 I just wanna get the fuck out. 884 00:39:50,267 --> 00:39:51,309 Okay. 885 00:39:55,975 --> 00:39:59,684 ♪ (TRADITIONAL SCOTTISH FOLK MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 886 00:40:08,643 --> 00:40:10,309 EWAN: Feting the king. 887 00:40:11,934 --> 00:40:13,768 Tacitus comes to mind. 888 00:40:13,851 --> 00:40:17,059 Yeah, yeah. Tacitus. Classic Tacitus. 889 00:40:17,142 --> 00:40:21,059 He's made a wasteland and calls it an empire. 890 00:40:21,142 --> 00:40:24,434 God, Tacitus... (STUTTERS) He just-- just-- 891 00:40:24,517 --> 00:40:26,309 All killer, no filler with him. 892 00:40:26,392 --> 00:40:28,225 Did he ever have a bad quote? 893 00:40:28,309 --> 00:40:31,267 Have you tendered your resignation? 894 00:40:31,351 --> 00:40:34,975 Just working that out in the old noggin still. 895 00:40:38,184 --> 00:40:39,225 CONNOR: Whoa. 896 00:40:40,517 --> 00:40:42,351 Apparently... 897 00:40:42,434 --> 00:40:44,684 we may be suffering from bad buzz. 898 00:40:44,768 --> 00:40:46,225 Whatever good buzz we had 899 00:40:46,309 --> 00:40:49,434 has been wiped out by pervasive bad buzz. 900 00:40:49,517 --> 00:40:52,309 GERRI: Okay, news. Huddle. 901 00:40:53,893 --> 00:40:56,975 Okay, everyone. Here we go. Here we go. 902 00:40:57,059 --> 00:40:58,934 ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ 903 00:40:59,017 --> 00:41:00,768 Okay, everybody. 904 00:41:00,851 --> 00:41:05,351 Um... Bright eyes, and let's see those chompers. 905 00:41:06,684 --> 00:41:09,684 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 906 00:41:12,809 --> 00:41:15,309 ALL: Surprise! 907 00:41:15,392 --> 00:41:17,768 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 908 00:41:17,851 --> 00:41:20,059 LOGAN: Jesus H. Christ! 909 00:41:20,142 --> 00:41:23,434 ♪ (MUSIC RESUMES) ♪ 910 00:41:23,517 --> 00:41:24,851 They're all in there! 911 00:41:24,934 --> 00:41:27,351 I mean, I-- I-- I saw Peter fucking Magillan. 912 00:41:27,434 --> 00:41:29,017 Uh... Fucking Cyd. 913 00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:31,184 Jeff Greenway. I mean, fuck me. 914 00:41:31,267 --> 00:41:32,893 I-- I thought it was supposed to be a-- 915 00:41:32,975 --> 00:41:36,351 -You know, a steak and a chat. -Rhea thought it would be nice. 916 00:41:37,392 --> 00:41:38,392 Well... 917 00:41:41,059 --> 00:41:42,100 Shall we? 918 00:41:43,517 --> 00:41:44,559 Oh. 919 00:41:48,851 --> 00:41:51,225 (CHEERING) 920 00:41:52,975 --> 00:41:54,267 (LOGAN GRUMBLES) 921 00:41:54,351 --> 00:41:56,559 (APPLAUSE) 922 00:42:00,142 --> 00:42:01,726 Wow. 923 00:42:01,809 --> 00:42:04,184 -(JENNIFER GASPS) -KENDALL: I've never seen these. -(PHONE CHIMES) 924 00:42:04,267 --> 00:42:06,351 Yeah, look at that. I think that's... 925 00:42:06,434 --> 00:42:07,893 maybe the Denver Chronicle. 926 00:42:07,975 --> 00:42:09,726 -(PHONE CHIMES) -I interned there. 927 00:42:11,267 --> 00:42:12,684 KENDALL: Everything okay? 928 00:42:12,768 --> 00:42:16,517 Oh. (INHALES SHARPLY) Yeah. It's-- (CLEARS THROAT) 929 00:42:16,601 --> 00:42:17,934 Word got around that I'm over here 930 00:42:18,017 --> 00:42:19,684 and people from the play are super-pissed. 931 00:42:19,768 --> 00:42:22,100 Oh. Don't worry, don't worry. We'll figure it out. Yeah? 932 00:42:22,184 --> 00:42:24,559 Okay. (GROANS) Okay. 933 00:42:24,643 --> 00:42:26,851 So, this was actually a pretty tough situation 934 00:42:26,934 --> 00:42:28,684 with the distribution, 935 00:42:28,768 --> 00:42:31,142 -but my dad did this amazing-- -Has anyone ever told you 936 00:42:31,225 --> 00:42:34,643 that you talk about your dad, like... a lot? 937 00:42:35,434 --> 00:42:37,893 (CHUCKLES) Okay. Uh... 938 00:42:39,184 --> 00:42:41,184 No, I don't think they have. 939 00:42:41,267 --> 00:42:42,559 (CHUCKLES) I wasn't trying to be nasty, 940 00:42:42,643 --> 00:42:44,100 I was just pointing something out. 941 00:42:45,643 --> 00:42:48,559 No, it's cool, he's-- he's just a major presence 942 00:42:48,643 --> 00:42:50,017 in our lives. 943 00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:51,434 Do you want to say hi? 944 00:42:52,476 --> 00:42:54,017 -Okay. Yeah. -Yeah? Yeah. 945 00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:55,726 -I mean, he looks kind of busy. -Let's go. Yeah, no, no, no. 946 00:42:55,809 --> 00:42:57,142 -I want you to meet my dad. -JENNIFER: Okay. 947 00:42:57,225 --> 00:42:58,142 He's gonna love you. 948 00:42:58,225 --> 00:42:59,351 I've got a proposition for you. 949 00:42:59,434 --> 00:43:00,517 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 950 00:43:00,601 --> 00:43:02,059 So, we've got this opportunity 951 00:43:02,142 --> 00:43:04,100 for you to become involved financially in Willa's play, 952 00:43:04,184 --> 00:43:05,601 which I don't know if you've been hearing, 953 00:43:05,684 --> 00:43:07,100 but the buzz is excellent. 954 00:43:07,184 --> 00:43:08,559 -Hmm. Hmm. -You know? 955 00:43:08,643 --> 00:43:10,434 So, I'd really like to talk to you about that, 956 00:43:10,517 --> 00:43:12,726 -if I could. Just, you know... -Uh... 957 00:43:12,809 --> 00:43:14,851 Hey, Dad. This is Jennifer. 958 00:43:14,934 --> 00:43:16,225 -JENNIFER: Hi. (CHUCKLES) -Ah. 959 00:43:16,309 --> 00:43:17,392 Pleasure to meet you. 960 00:43:17,476 --> 00:43:19,142 It's nice to meet you, too. 961 00:43:20,643 --> 00:43:22,809 Yeah, and congratulations, too. This is so awesome. 962 00:43:23,809 --> 00:43:26,434 -Thank you. -JENNIFER: Yeah. 963 00:43:26,517 --> 00:43:29,809 KENDALL: Jennifer's really amazing, and, uh... 964 00:43:29,893 --> 00:43:31,851 -(CHUCKLES) Thanks. -LOGAN: Uh-huh. 965 00:43:32,851 --> 00:43:34,559 -She's in theatre. -Ah. 966 00:43:34,643 --> 00:43:36,225 JENNIFER: Well, not really. 967 00:43:36,309 --> 00:43:39,184 Well... (CHUCKLES) I mean, you are. You are... 968 00:43:40,267 --> 00:43:41,934 -You are. -(GIGGLES) Shh. 969 00:43:42,017 --> 00:43:44,017 Anyways, this is so awesome. 970 00:43:44,809 --> 00:43:46,684 Yes, it is. 971 00:43:47,768 --> 00:43:49,975 (CLOCKS TONGUE) I, uh... 972 00:43:50,059 --> 00:43:52,017 I should really mingle, uh... 973 00:43:53,100 --> 00:43:54,517 -So good to meet you. -JENNIFER: Yeah. 974 00:44:03,309 --> 00:44:04,768 Seen Kendall's latest? 975 00:44:04,851 --> 00:44:06,476 Uh... Yeah. 976 00:44:06,559 --> 00:44:09,392 -Mind like a balloon. -(SHIV CHUCKLES) 977 00:44:09,476 --> 00:44:11,225 SHIV: Uh-huh. 978 00:44:11,309 --> 00:44:13,726 Hey, uh, you wanna... (INHALES SHARPLY) 979 00:44:13,809 --> 00:44:15,309 You wanna call a truce for tonight? 980 00:44:15,392 --> 00:44:16,559 LOGAN: Okay. 981 00:44:17,643 --> 00:44:19,142 SHIV: I got you something. 982 00:44:19,225 --> 00:44:20,893 Oh. Thank you. 983 00:44:23,975 --> 00:44:25,059 LOGAN: Nice. 984 00:44:26,059 --> 00:44:28,100 Oh, nice houses. 985 00:44:28,184 --> 00:44:29,893 -Uh-huh. Yeah, these are... -Lovely. 986 00:44:29,975 --> 00:44:32,975 These are our houses, Dad. 987 00:44:33,059 --> 00:44:34,684 -They're all ours. -Really? 988 00:44:34,768 --> 00:44:35,851 Yeah. Malibu. 989 00:44:35,934 --> 00:44:37,643 -Uh-huh. -You remember... 990 00:44:37,726 --> 00:44:41,434 Huh. Quality work. 991 00:44:43,225 --> 00:44:44,768 Don't like the past too much, huh? 992 00:44:46,225 --> 00:44:47,975 I do. I do. 993 00:44:48,059 --> 00:44:52,934 It's, uh... it's just there's so much of it. 994 00:44:54,184 --> 00:44:56,809 The future is real, but... 995 00:44:57,643 --> 00:44:59,809 the past, well, it's... 996 00:45:00,434 --> 00:45:02,517 Yeah. Um... 997 00:45:02,601 --> 00:45:03,975 It's all made up. 998 00:45:05,684 --> 00:45:08,434 It's, um... bad this time. 999 00:45:11,184 --> 00:45:13,684 LOGAN: (SIGHS) She doesn't drink... 1000 00:45:13,768 --> 00:45:17,392 Uh... She's got my contacts 1001 00:45:17,476 --> 00:45:20,392 and everyone, everyone is here. 1002 00:45:20,476 --> 00:45:21,934 And I didn't know a thing. 1003 00:45:23,267 --> 00:45:24,184 Yeah. 1004 00:45:24,267 --> 00:45:26,517 -She's blue, you know? -Uh-huh. 1005 00:45:26,601 --> 00:45:27,809 LOGAN: She's liberal. 1006 00:45:27,893 --> 00:45:29,643 Well, yeah, but so am I. 1007 00:45:29,726 --> 00:45:31,059 -Yeah, but you fucking get it. -Kinda-- 1008 00:45:31,142 --> 00:45:33,893 -You fucking get it. You know? -(SHIV LAUGHS) 1009 00:45:33,975 --> 00:45:36,934 I mean, she told me she drank. 1010 00:45:37,017 --> 00:45:38,601 I shared a whisky with her. 1011 00:45:38,684 --> 00:45:41,059 -Mm-hm. -Prick tease. 1012 00:45:41,142 --> 00:45:42,476 Oh, we don't use that anymore. 1013 00:45:42,559 --> 00:45:44,059 Oh, yeah. I know, I know. 1014 00:45:44,142 --> 00:45:48,059 All sorts of useful fucking words have gone that way. 1015 00:45:48,142 --> 00:45:49,392 (SHIV SNORTS) 1016 00:45:49,476 --> 00:45:50,975 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1017 00:45:53,225 --> 00:45:54,351 I'm worried. 1018 00:45:55,392 --> 00:45:56,809 -SHIV: Don't worry, Dad. -Is it-- 1019 00:45:58,225 --> 00:45:59,476 Have I got it right? 1020 00:46:00,643 --> 00:46:01,684 LOGAN: Huh? 1021 00:46:03,142 --> 00:46:04,184 'Cause... 1022 00:46:05,934 --> 00:46:10,517 You're smart. You are smart. 1023 00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:14,517 GERRI: I-- 'Scuse me, sorry to interrupt. 1024 00:46:14,601 --> 00:46:16,601 Just wanted to, um, ask you something 1025 00:46:16,684 --> 00:46:18,643 -about the procedures tonight. -LOGAN: Oh, sure. 1026 00:46:18,726 --> 00:46:21,434 -GERRI: Question about cake. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I, uh... 1027 00:46:21,517 --> 00:46:23,768 -I gotta go to the pisser. -Okay. (CHUCKLES) 1028 00:46:23,851 --> 00:46:26,684 -Where is it? -GERRI: Just-- Oh, I think it's that way. 1029 00:46:28,476 --> 00:46:29,809 LOGAN: Hey. 1030 00:46:31,809 --> 00:46:33,559 (FAUCET RUNNING) 1031 00:46:33,643 --> 00:46:35,100 Uncle Logs. 1032 00:46:35,184 --> 00:46:36,392 Hey, I just, uh-- 1033 00:46:36,476 --> 00:46:38,017 I just wanted to say "Happy Night." 1034 00:46:39,643 --> 00:46:40,684 Uh-huh. 1035 00:46:41,476 --> 00:46:43,017 I don't know, uh... 1036 00:46:43,100 --> 00:46:45,184 (TOWEL DISPENSER WHIRS) 1037 00:46:45,267 --> 00:46:47,017 I don't know. I just wanted to, uh... 1038 00:46:47,100 --> 00:46:51,100 (STUTTERS) It may be that I've reached the end of the road 1039 00:46:51,184 --> 00:46:53,559 in terms of, uh-- of-- of like... 1040 00:46:56,601 --> 00:46:58,184 What? 1041 00:46:58,267 --> 00:47:00,726 My grandpa has made it clear 1042 00:47:00,809 --> 00:47:02,726 that if I want to secure my future, 1043 00:47:02,809 --> 00:47:06,893 then I need to sever my links. Negotiate a bit of a "Grexit." 1044 00:47:07,726 --> 00:47:08,768 Did he now? 1045 00:47:10,601 --> 00:47:13,975 It has been a pleasure, um... 1046 00:47:14,059 --> 00:47:16,809 work-- doing business with you, and I've learned a lot. 1047 00:47:16,893 --> 00:47:18,643 And I hope that, um... 1048 00:47:18,726 --> 00:47:20,893 I hope that I brought something to the table, too. 1049 00:47:22,434 --> 00:47:23,559 I like you, Greg. 1050 00:47:24,809 --> 00:47:27,768 Oh. O-- Okay. Right. 1051 00:47:27,851 --> 00:47:30,351 I do. I like you. 1052 00:47:31,809 --> 00:47:33,100 What did he say? 1053 00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:35,059 He threatened to cut me off. 1054 00:47:35,142 --> 00:47:36,643 He won't do that. 1055 00:47:36,726 --> 00:47:39,517 He's too much of a fucking coward. 1056 00:47:39,601 --> 00:47:43,517 That's why his whole life has amounted to nothing. 1057 00:47:43,601 --> 00:47:48,601 But you know, in the end, it's up to you, kiddo. Hmm? 1058 00:47:49,100 --> 00:47:50,267 Yeah. 1059 00:47:50,351 --> 00:47:51,601 Uncle Fun... 1060 00:47:53,809 --> 00:47:55,225 or Grandpa Grumps. 1061 00:48:03,100 --> 00:48:06,100 So, I hereby convene the meeting of the newly formed 1062 00:48:06,184 --> 00:48:08,184 "What the Fuck are We Gonna Do" committee. 1063 00:48:08,267 --> 00:48:11,225 So we made the second threat slash offer to Mr. Weissel 1064 00:48:11,309 --> 00:48:13,351 -and he said no. -To what? 1065 00:48:13,434 --> 00:48:14,684 He said no to everything. 1066 00:48:14,768 --> 00:48:18,267 We offered 20 million dollars. Didn't flinch. 1067 00:48:18,351 --> 00:48:20,434 No fear of the cost of legal action. 1068 00:48:20,517 --> 00:48:21,726 Zero appetite to settle. 1069 00:48:21,809 --> 00:48:23,684 We asked for a number. Any number. 1070 00:48:23,768 --> 00:48:26,559 -Apparently, this is no number. -SHIV: There's no number? 1071 00:48:26,643 --> 00:48:29,726 And there's obviously something going on under the water. 1072 00:48:29,809 --> 00:48:31,726 -We think he has a backer? -Who? 1073 00:48:31,809 --> 00:48:34,100 Could be anyone who has a grudge against Waystar. 1074 00:48:34,184 --> 00:48:37,684 Get a phone book. I mean, it's a very long list. 1075 00:48:37,768 --> 00:48:40,517 It's all likely to come out: the shadow logs, 1076 00:48:40,601 --> 00:48:43,643 -NDA, domino unraveling. -Oh, mother! 1077 00:48:43,726 --> 00:48:46,184 It's spiraling. It's moving fast. 1078 00:48:46,267 --> 00:48:49,768 We hear the weasel. The weasel is negotiating to go on TV 1079 00:48:49,851 --> 00:48:51,517 -and spill his guts. Yeah. -Oh, fuck. 1080 00:48:51,601 --> 00:48:53,142 -GERRI: Uh-huh. It's gonna be huge. -Fuck. 1081 00:48:53,225 --> 00:48:54,975 It's gonna blow wide open. 1082 00:48:55,059 --> 00:48:56,934 Sour any CEO announcement. 1083 00:48:56,975 --> 00:48:58,934 The new face is gonna get ripped to shreds. 1084 00:48:59,017 --> 00:49:01,517 HUGO: Short term question is: 1085 00:49:01,601 --> 00:49:04,809 When... do we tell him? Do we tell him tonight? 1086 00:49:04,893 --> 00:49:06,100 Anyone want to end the night 1087 00:49:06,184 --> 00:49:07,434 with a round of Boar on the Floor? 1088 00:49:07,517 --> 00:49:10,059 FRANK: Big picture, I mean... (SIGHS) 1089 00:49:10,142 --> 00:49:12,559 The weasel is an existential threat. 1090 00:49:15,100 --> 00:49:16,643 (INHALES) Okay. 1091 00:49:19,392 --> 00:49:20,975 We give him the night off. 1092 00:49:21,059 --> 00:49:23,934 Let him enjoy the night. We'll tell him tomorrow. 1093 00:49:24,017 --> 00:49:25,768 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1094 00:49:25,851 --> 00:49:27,934 And if I had to tell him you made the call, 1095 00:49:28,017 --> 00:49:29,559 would you still be happy with the call? 1096 00:49:30,768 --> 00:49:31,934 That's the call. 1097 00:49:32,017 --> 00:49:34,142 Uh... Good evening, everyone. 1098 00:49:34,225 --> 00:49:36,476 It's a pleasure to have you here tonight 1099 00:49:36,559 --> 00:49:40,017 to honor my dad's life and work. 1100 00:49:40,100 --> 00:49:41,517 (APPLAUSE) 1101 00:49:41,601 --> 00:49:46,100 So, when Rhea was planning this, she asked me to help out 1102 00:49:46,184 --> 00:49:50,726 with, um... with a little tribute to the certain... 1103 00:49:51,726 --> 00:49:52,893 flavor. 1104 00:49:52,975 --> 00:49:56,893 And after a lot of convincing, well... 1105 00:49:56,975 --> 00:49:59,059 -Here we are. -♪ (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 1106 00:49:59,142 --> 00:50:01,017 Is he about to strip? 1107 00:50:01,100 --> 00:50:03,225 -KENDALL: Just remember I'm not a professional. -Think he's going to masturbate 1108 00:50:03,309 --> 00:50:04,726 onstage to a photo of Dad. 1109 00:50:04,809 --> 00:50:06,726 KENDALL: My boy Squiggle cooked up this beat for me. 1110 00:50:07,684 --> 00:50:09,225 Check it. 1111 00:50:09,309 --> 00:50:11,267 ♪ Born on the North Bank King of the East Side ♪ 1112 00:50:11,351 --> 00:50:13,643 ♪ Fifty years strong now He's rollin' in a sick ride ♪ 1113 00:50:13,726 --> 00:50:15,726 ♪ Handmade suits Raking in loot ♪ 1114 00:50:15,809 --> 00:50:19,017 -♪ Five star general Y'all best salute, yo ♪ -ROMAN: Oh, no. 1115 00:50:19,100 --> 00:50:22,726 -No. Jesus, no. No. -TABITHA: (LAUGHS) Oh, my God! 1116 00:50:22,809 --> 00:50:23,851 Ken.W.A. 1117 00:50:23,934 --> 00:50:25,059 (RAPPING CONTINUES) 1118 00:50:25,142 --> 00:50:27,017 I mean it's... it is burning my eyes, 1119 00:50:27,100 --> 00:50:28,601 but I cannot look away. 1120 00:50:28,684 --> 00:50:31,017 ♪ L to the OG ♪ 1121 00:50:31,100 --> 00:50:32,851 ♪ Dude be the OG ♪ 1122 00:50:32,934 --> 00:50:34,809 ♪ A-N he playin' ♪ 1123 00:50:36,225 --> 00:50:38,684 ♪ Playin' like a pro, see ♪ 1124 00:50:38,768 --> 00:50:41,059 ♪ L to the OG ♪ 1125 00:50:41,142 --> 00:50:42,934 ♪ Dude be the OG ♪ 1126 00:50:43,017 --> 00:50:44,809 ♪ A-N he playin' ♪ 1127 00:50:46,184 --> 00:50:47,684 ♪ Playin' like a pro ♪ 1128 00:50:47,768 --> 00:50:49,100 Make some noise! 1129 00:50:49,184 --> 00:50:50,975 -♪ A1 ratings, 80K wine ♪ -(CROWD CHEERS) 1130 00:50:51,059 --> 00:50:53,726 ♪ Never gonna stop, baby Fuck father time, bro ♪ 1131 00:50:53,809 --> 00:50:55,934 ♪ Don't get it twisted I've been through hell ♪ 1132 00:50:56,017 --> 00:50:58,517 ♪ But since I stan Dad I'm alive and well ♪ 1133 00:50:58,601 --> 00:51:01,017 ♪ Shaper of views Creator of news ♪ 1134 00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:03,351 ♪ Father of many Paid all his dues ♪ 1135 00:51:03,434 --> 00:51:06,059 ♪ So don't try to run Your mouth at the king ♪ 1136 00:51:06,142 --> 00:51:08,726 ♪ Just pucker up, bitch And go kiss the ring ♪ 1137 00:51:08,809 --> 00:51:11,017 ♪ L to the OG ♪ 1138 00:51:11,100 --> 00:51:12,809 ♪ Dude be the OG ♪ 1139 00:51:12,893 --> 00:51:14,934 ♪ A-N he playin' ♪ 1140 00:51:15,017 --> 00:51:18,434 -Make some noise! -(CROWD CHEERS) 1141 00:51:18,517 --> 00:51:23,559 ♪ When I say L, you say OG ♪ 1142 00:51:23,643 --> 00:51:26,017 ♪ L to the... ♪ 1143 00:51:26,100 --> 00:51:28,476 -♪ L to the... ♪ -CROWD: ♪ OG ♪ 1144 00:51:28,559 --> 00:51:30,851 -♪ L to the... ♪ -You need to stop this. 1145 00:51:30,934 --> 00:51:33,643 -♪ L to the... ♪ -♪ OG ♪ 1146 00:51:33,726 --> 00:51:35,017 ♪ L to the... ♪ 1147 00:51:36,142 --> 00:51:41,768 ♪ L to the motherfucking OG ♪ 1148 00:51:41,851 --> 00:51:43,975 -I think this might be the end of the company. -(CHEERING) 1149 00:51:44,059 --> 00:51:46,684 We might get sucked into a black hole of embarrassment 1150 00:51:46,768 --> 00:51:48,017 that we never get out of. 1151 00:51:48,100 --> 00:51:50,559 Dundee in the motherfucking house. 1152 00:51:50,643 --> 00:51:53,893 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 1153 00:51:55,351 --> 00:51:56,809 If I can get your attention. 1154 00:51:56,893 --> 00:52:01,975 Some appreciations of the man, the legend, Logan Roy. 1155 00:52:02,059 --> 00:52:03,726 (APPLAUSE) 1156 00:52:03,809 --> 00:52:06,851 KENDALL: (ON FILM) Hey, Dad. Hey, everybody. 1157 00:52:07,351 --> 00:52:08,809 Um... 1158 00:52:08,893 --> 00:52:12,975 Yeah, you all know that I've had my ups and downs... 1159 00:52:13,559 --> 00:52:14,809 you could say. 1160 00:52:14,893 --> 00:52:16,142 And, um... 1161 00:52:17,684 --> 00:52:22,768 What you might not know is that my dad has been the one 1162 00:52:22,851 --> 00:52:25,851 who's been to meet me at my lowest moments... 1163 00:52:25,975 --> 00:52:29,184 Hey, uh, sorry to interrupt. You remember Eduard? 1164 00:52:29,267 --> 00:52:31,975 Just wanna say congrats on a lifetime of kicking ass. 1165 00:52:32,059 --> 00:52:34,225 Thanks. I'm not dead yet. 1166 00:52:34,309 --> 00:52:38,934 Um... Also, I got you a present. We actually got you a present. 1167 00:52:39,017 --> 00:52:41,267 We bought the Hearts. 1168 00:52:41,351 --> 00:52:42,975 WOMAN: (ON FILM) Logan, happy anniversary... 1169 00:52:43,059 --> 00:52:45,267 -The Hearts? -Mm-hm! 1170 00:52:45,351 --> 00:52:47,351 -Hearts Football Club? -Mm-hm! 1171 00:52:48,684 --> 00:52:50,893 -Why? -Why-- Because it's the Hearts. 1172 00:52:50,975 --> 00:52:52,351 It's your team. 1173 00:52:53,726 --> 00:52:55,267 -I'm Hibs. -You're Hibs? 1174 00:52:56,392 --> 00:52:57,975 -Really? -LOGAN: Uh-huh. 1175 00:52:58,059 --> 00:52:59,559 Are you sure? 1176 00:52:59,643 --> 00:53:02,975 I thought you were Hearts. I'm pretty sure, Dad. 1177 00:53:03,059 --> 00:53:05,726 You know, maybe you're right. 1178 00:53:05,809 --> 00:53:10,517 How would I know what team I supported all my fucking life? 1179 00:53:10,601 --> 00:53:13,267 I mean, maybe I support Kilmarnock. 1180 00:53:13,351 --> 00:53:15,225 Or Fucklechester Rangers? 1181 00:53:15,309 --> 00:53:17,684 I mean, how can I fucking possibly fucking know? 1182 00:53:17,768 --> 00:53:21,434 If it's any consolation, I'm horrible at gift buying. 1183 00:53:21,517 --> 00:53:23,351 Yeah. Always get the wrong thing. 1184 00:53:23,434 --> 00:53:25,059 Oh, hey, it's me. Watch it. 1185 00:53:25,142 --> 00:53:27,476 ROMAN: (ON FILM) What can I say? Congrats on a thousand years... 1186 00:53:27,559 --> 00:53:29,517 -Hey. -LOGAN: Hey, Shiv. 1187 00:53:29,601 --> 00:53:32,643 Listen, I-- I really-- I really am... 1188 00:53:32,726 --> 00:53:36,601 wondering about this. Rhea. 1189 00:53:36,684 --> 00:53:41,517 Dad. Listen. You gotta do what you think is right. 1190 00:53:41,601 --> 00:53:43,768 Yeah? That's all there is. 1191 00:53:46,267 --> 00:53:49,434 And she's the one. For now, she's the one. 1192 00:53:52,100 --> 00:53:54,434 SHIV (ON FILM): Hey, Dad. Congrats! 1193 00:53:54,517 --> 00:53:56,309 Uh... (SCOFFS) 1194 00:53:56,392 --> 00:53:58,017 Look, I know how you hate all this bullshit, 1195 00:53:58,100 --> 00:54:01,517 so I'll just say... "Fuck you, Dad," 1196 00:54:01,601 --> 00:54:03,559 and I wish we were having wine instead of being here 1197 00:54:03,643 --> 00:54:06,184 with all these people who are scared of you. 1198 00:54:07,893 --> 00:54:09,267 (CHUCKLES) 1199 00:54:09,351 --> 00:54:11,601 Just try your gut. Yeah? 1200 00:54:11,684 --> 00:54:13,559 You can't give it to me 1201 00:54:13,643 --> 00:54:15,601 or anyone else because of sentiment. 1202 00:54:16,643 --> 00:54:17,684 You know that. 1203 00:54:18,809 --> 00:54:19,934 Thank you, darling. 1204 00:54:20,975 --> 00:54:22,267 Thank you. 1205 00:54:22,351 --> 00:54:24,225 Yeah. 1206 00:54:24,309 --> 00:54:26,434 ASSISTANT: 30 seconds to VT, Mr. Roy. 1207 00:54:30,643 --> 00:54:32,017 You all right? 1208 00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:33,768 -Was it-- Was it all too much? -(APPLAUSE) 1209 00:54:33,851 --> 00:54:35,684 I'm not crazy about surprises. 1210 00:54:39,017 --> 00:54:40,184 LOGAN: Uh... 1211 00:54:40,267 --> 00:54:44,059 I wasn't expecting so many friendly faces. 1212 00:54:44,142 --> 00:54:46,934 I mean, you got me, you bastards. 1213 00:54:47,017 --> 00:54:49,309 -You know, you really got me. -(LAUGHING) 1214 00:54:49,392 --> 00:54:51,142 Uh... 1215 00:54:51,225 --> 00:54:53,975 But seriously, no. I'm touched. 1216 00:54:54,893 --> 00:54:56,684 Um... 1217 00:54:56,768 --> 00:55:00,100 Some people say that I'm wedded to my work. 1218 00:55:00,184 --> 00:55:03,517 Just ask any of my wives. 1219 00:55:03,601 --> 00:55:04,851 (SCATTERED CHUCKLING) 1220 00:55:04,934 --> 00:55:08,100 But I'm amazed at what Waystar has achieved 1221 00:55:08,184 --> 00:55:10,392 over the last 50 years. 1222 00:55:10,476 --> 00:55:16,643 And I'm proud of my family, who have helped me get here. 1223 00:55:16,726 --> 00:55:22,934 And it seems to me that now, after 50 years at the helm... 1224 00:55:23,017 --> 00:55:28,893 now might be a smart time to think about... 1225 00:55:28,975 --> 00:55:33,225 who will help me write the next chapter. 1226 00:55:35,309 --> 00:55:39,225 I'm gonna announce tonight, in due course, 1227 00:55:39,309 --> 00:55:41,059 I shall be appointing... 1228 00:55:43,726 --> 00:55:45,100 Rhea Jarrell... 1229 00:55:46,309 --> 00:55:49,017 as my chief executive officer. 1230 00:55:49,100 --> 00:55:51,684 -(APPLAUSE) -LOGAN: Statement to follow. 1231 00:55:55,267 --> 00:55:58,267 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1232 00:56:19,559 --> 00:56:21,893 Hey! That was pretty intense. 1233 00:56:21,975 --> 00:56:23,100 (SIGHS) 1234 00:56:23,768 --> 00:56:24,768 Uh... 1235 00:56:25,851 --> 00:56:26,934 Yeah. 1236 00:56:33,100 --> 00:56:35,100 You, um... (CHUCKLES) 1237 00:56:36,643 --> 00:56:39,142 You said-- You said "awesome" a lot. 1238 00:56:39,975 --> 00:56:42,601 (CHUCKLES) What? 1239 00:56:42,684 --> 00:56:45,684 (CHUCKLES) You said "awesome" a lot 1240 00:56:45,768 --> 00:56:48,059 when you were talking to my dad. 1241 00:56:48,142 --> 00:56:52,309 Did I? (CHUCKLES) Okay. I didn't notice that. 1242 00:56:52,392 --> 00:56:54,434 It's fine. It was just-- It was funny. 1243 00:56:58,684 --> 00:57:00,059 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 1244 00:57:00,142 --> 00:57:02,434 You're freezing. Let me-- Let me get your coat. 1245 00:57:02,517 --> 00:57:04,142 -I'll be right back. -Okay. 1246 00:57:09,309 --> 00:57:11,768 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1247 00:57:11,851 --> 00:57:14,142 Hey, can we get Jennifer on the first flight outta here? 1248 00:57:14,225 --> 00:57:16,142 Sure thing. Everything okay? 1249 00:57:16,225 --> 00:57:17,684 Uh... Yeah. Good. 1250 00:57:18,559 --> 00:57:20,434 Maybe-- Hey. Hey, Tony. 1251 00:57:20,517 --> 00:57:25,392 Maybe, um... let her know I might be tied up. Okay. 1252 00:57:28,017 --> 00:57:29,142 Excuse me. 1253 00:57:39,184 --> 00:57:41,684 -Nice night, eh? -Mm-hm. 1254 00:57:43,309 --> 00:57:44,726 You okay? 1255 00:57:44,809 --> 00:57:49,434 You told me nothing about you stepping aside. Why? 1256 00:57:49,517 --> 00:57:50,684 I apologize. 1257 00:57:51,517 --> 00:57:53,643 You broke something here. 1258 00:57:53,726 --> 00:57:55,184 I didn't like it... 1259 00:57:56,434 --> 00:57:59,142 when you told me that I should sell my company. 1260 00:58:01,559 --> 00:58:03,851 You hear what you wanna hear, 1261 00:58:03,934 --> 00:58:07,059 then you punish me for something I didn't say. 1262 00:58:07,142 --> 00:58:09,601 I may have made some misjudgments. 1263 00:58:10,893 --> 00:58:12,392 You're careless. 1264 00:58:12,476 --> 00:58:15,851 -You've been careless of me. -Marcia. 1265 00:58:15,934 --> 00:58:19,559 I'm bored. You are boring me. 1266 00:58:20,975 --> 00:58:23,934 Excuse me, it's time for the plaque now, Mr. Roy. 1267 00:58:25,517 --> 00:58:26,643 -I'm going. -LOGAN: Marcia. 1268 00:58:26,726 --> 00:58:28,601 Don't be fucking stupid. It's a plaque. 1269 00:58:28,684 --> 00:58:32,601 (WHISPERS) Oh, God forbid, I will miss the plaque. Right? 1270 00:58:32,684 --> 00:58:36,059 Your shiny little gravestone. 1271 00:58:40,309 --> 00:58:42,975 Guess you'll have to face your reckoning alone. 1272 00:58:44,184 --> 00:58:46,059 Mother would have hated all this. 1273 00:58:47,142 --> 00:58:48,934 And that trash you call news. 1274 00:58:49,017 --> 00:58:52,225 Now, we last saw her when you were five... 1275 00:58:52,309 --> 00:58:54,559 and I was four... 1276 00:58:54,643 --> 00:58:56,684 but you know what kind of journalism 1277 00:58:56,768 --> 00:58:58,184 she would've approved of? 1278 00:58:58,267 --> 00:59:01,768 I know she never would've approved of what you've become. 1279 00:59:01,851 --> 00:59:05,017 What? Your meal ticket? 1280 00:59:05,100 --> 00:59:07,517 I'm just surprised you're still standing. 1281 00:59:07,601 --> 00:59:10,225 Any other man would've died from the shame. 1282 00:59:10,309 --> 00:59:12,142 -Uh-huh. -It's hard to know 1283 00:59:12,225 --> 00:59:13,768 which is more toxic: 1284 00:59:13,851 --> 00:59:17,434 your news outlets or your cruise division. 1285 00:59:17,517 --> 00:59:20,684 All those years blaming yourself for Rose. 1286 00:59:20,768 --> 00:59:23,684 -I'm not interested. -That really wasn't your fault. 1287 00:59:25,643 --> 00:59:26,851 This, though... 1288 00:59:27,809 --> 00:59:28,934 This is your fault. 1289 00:59:31,225 --> 00:59:32,809 This empire of shit. 1290 00:59:35,309 --> 00:59:36,351 Time to pay up. 1291 00:59:38,184 --> 00:59:41,142 MC: Ladies and gentlemen, it is that time. 1292 00:59:43,643 --> 00:59:46,309 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1293 00:59:51,517 --> 00:59:52,975 (APPLAUSE) 1294 00:59:53,059 --> 00:59:55,643 MC: The Helen Elspeth Roy College! 1295 01:00:03,559 --> 01:00:05,726 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1296 01:01:08,392 --> 01:01:10,225 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 1297 01:01:14,267 --> 01:01:15,684 WOMAN: Sexual exploitation, 1298 01:01:15,768 --> 01:01:19,351 violence, hidden by cover-ups and corruption 1299 01:01:19,434 --> 01:01:20,643 inside Waystar. 1300 01:01:20,726 --> 01:01:22,184 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 1301 01:01:23,392 --> 01:01:24,392 Gregory Hirsch. 1302 01:01:24,476 --> 01:01:26,726 Is that someone known to you, Mr. Wambsgams? 1303 01:01:26,809 --> 01:01:27,851 Uh, no, no, sorry. 1304 01:01:28,184 --> 01:01:29,184 No, Tom? 1305 01:01:29,267 --> 01:01:33,017 As the next CEO, it might be wise to keep clean. 1306 01:01:33,100 --> 01:01:34,059 That scares me. 1307 01:01:34,726 --> 01:01:37,100 Any chance you guys have the muscle to take us private? 1308 01:01:37,893 --> 01:01:40,184 Outside! I can't have this now! 1309 01:01:40,934 --> 01:01:44,434 Ten bad minutes on camera in D.C.... 1310 01:01:45,684 --> 01:01:47,392 That could be it, the end. 1311 01:01:47,601 --> 01:01:49,809 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪