1 00:00:04,231 --> 00:00:05,189 Who's this guy, Alon? 2 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:07,105 WOMAN: A very highly regarded corporate therapist. 3 00:00:07,189 --> 00:00:08,356 It'll be a very compelling package. 4 00:00:08,439 --> 00:00:10,563 A family reunited in the desert. 5 00:00:11,439 --> 00:00:13,439 -Sandy Furness is here. -He can't do that. 6 00:00:13,522 --> 00:00:15,356 Pepsi doesn't just drop in to see Coke. 7 00:00:15,688 --> 00:00:17,272 How about you give me four billion dollars? 8 00:00:17,356 --> 00:00:20,730 I stay boss, you invest, happy ending for all. 9 00:00:21,397 --> 00:00:23,688 What I think we should really have a conversation about 10 00:00:23,772 --> 00:00:25,105 is the fact that Kendall's not here, 11 00:00:25,189 --> 00:00:28,064 and there are reports of him running around taking drugs. 12 00:00:28,147 --> 00:00:30,147 I had nothing to do with those stories. 13 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:31,189 Do you believe your father? 14 00:00:31,272 --> 00:00:33,356 No, I think this whole thing is fake. 15 00:00:33,772 --> 00:00:35,105 I genuinely believe he's going to be 16 00:00:35,189 --> 00:00:36,481 the next president of the United States, 17 00:00:36,563 --> 00:00:38,314 and Gil could really use someone like you. 18 00:00:38,397 --> 00:00:40,272 The question is, do you want this enough 19 00:00:40,356 --> 00:00:41,939 to go to war with your family? 20 00:00:42,231 --> 00:00:44,022 It's rebellion. Sabotage. 21 00:00:44,105 --> 00:00:47,314 You run towards politics to prove that you're your own man. 22 00:00:47,397 --> 00:00:49,439 -You're a fucking coward. -Wow. 23 00:00:49,522 --> 00:00:52,272 What up, motherfuckers? What are we arguing about? 24 00:00:52,897 --> 00:00:54,314 You're so fucking jealous 25 00:00:54,397 --> 00:00:55,813 of what you've given your own kids. 26 00:00:55,897 --> 00:00:58,272 Calling your daughter a coward 'til she cries? 27 00:00:58,356 --> 00:00:59,397 -Big man. -Logan! 28 00:00:59,605 --> 00:01:02,147 You are a fucking nobody. 29 00:01:12,439 --> 00:01:15,813 ( theme music plays ) 30 00:02:46,356 --> 00:02:48,314 It's a pretty great view, huh? 31 00:02:51,314 --> 00:02:53,605 I mean, out there. Not me. 32 00:02:58,939 --> 00:03:00,855 Gerri: Where are we at, Bob? 33 00:03:00,939 --> 00:03:02,730 ( wrapper crinkling ) 34 00:03:04,481 --> 00:03:07,522 Excuse me, I-- I'm actually not even here. 35 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:12,939 - You're at 5.3? - Correct. 36 00:03:13,022 --> 00:03:14,231 And I think 37 00:03:14,314 --> 00:03:16,439 we can live with that. 38 00:03:16,522 --> 00:03:17,522 Yeah? 39 00:03:17,605 --> 00:03:19,439 Yeah. 40 00:03:19,522 --> 00:03:22,481 - Uh-huh. - Bob: It's a fair price. 41 00:03:22,563 --> 00:03:23,897 Logan: Well, I don't know about that. 42 00:03:23,980 --> 00:03:26,647 You'll have 70 local TV stations. 43 00:03:26,730 --> 00:03:29,147 Buy in Sandy, you're King Kong of local. 44 00:03:29,231 --> 00:03:32,647 The kid knows. The kid's smart. 45 00:03:36,272 --> 00:03:37,855 Are we good? 46 00:03:40,064 --> 00:03:41,439 Give us five minutes. 47 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:44,022 We'll set you up with a room. 48 00:03:57,272 --> 00:04:00,231 ( no audible dialogue ) 49 00:04:02,105 --> 00:04:03,855 Good, right? Is it whiskey time? 50 00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:05,897 Shut the fuck up. 51 00:04:05,980 --> 00:04:08,772 - Uh, it's a good price. - What the fuck's going on? 52 00:04:08,855 --> 00:04:12,272 He's selling me things I want at a fair price? 53 00:04:12,356 --> 00:04:14,688 So what's next? Fellatio? 54 00:04:14,772 --> 00:04:17,189 I think he just wants out, fast. 55 00:04:17,272 --> 00:04:19,189 If he does, we fuck him. 56 00:04:19,272 --> 00:04:21,397 I think we did just fuck him. 57 00:04:23,147 --> 00:04:24,356 He's smiling. 58 00:04:24,439 --> 00:04:25,772 It's no good if he's smiling. 59 00:04:25,855 --> 00:04:27,855 Roman: Well, objectively, 60 00:04:27,939 --> 00:04:29,147 I mean, if we get what we want 61 00:04:29,231 --> 00:04:31,022 and he gets what he wants-- 62 00:04:31,105 --> 00:04:32,105 You screw them out. 63 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:33,439 You chisel them out. 64 00:04:33,522 --> 00:04:35,064 You fuckin' hurt them. 65 00:04:35,147 --> 00:04:37,563 And then you watch them squeal. 66 00:04:37,647 --> 00:04:40,272 I like hurting human beings as much as the next guy, 67 00:04:40,356 --> 00:04:42,522 but, Dad, this is really fucking good. 68 00:04:42,605 --> 00:04:45,730 Walk him to the elevator and tell him 4.9. 69 00:04:45,813 --> 00:04:49,064 Oh, Dad, no, that's-- it's insulting. 70 00:04:49,147 --> 00:04:51,772 Walk him to the elevator and tell him 4.9. 71 00:04:51,855 --> 00:04:53,064 Gerri, you do it. 72 00:04:53,147 --> 00:04:54,439 You, fuck off. 73 00:04:54,522 --> 00:04:56,563 If you can't do it, fuck off! 74 00:04:56,647 --> 00:04:57,813 All right. 75 00:04:57,897 --> 00:05:00,813 Just text on your phone, ya bendy fuck. 76 00:05:02,980 --> 00:05:04,855 Greg: Really just warms the walls. 77 00:05:04,939 --> 00:05:06,272 - Greg. - Hey. 78 00:05:06,356 --> 00:05:09,272 - Ow! Dude. - Yo. Whoa whoa. 79 00:05:09,356 --> 00:05:11,147 - Yeah, yeah. - Hold on, hold on, hold on. 80 00:05:11,231 --> 00:05:12,522 Are you OK? 81 00:05:12,605 --> 00:05:14,605 What? Oh, that? That was nothing. 82 00:05:14,688 --> 00:05:16,356 Sometimes you gotta play possum, ya know? 83 00:05:16,439 --> 00:05:18,022 Let him punch it out till he gets tired, 84 00:05:18,105 --> 00:05:19,563 and then you go in for the kill. 85 00:05:19,647 --> 00:05:21,314 Right, nice. Listen, hold on. 86 00:05:21,397 --> 00:05:22,939 - Yeah. - How's Kendall doin'? 87 00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:24,605 He's blowing you off too? 88 00:05:24,688 --> 00:05:27,147 Last time I saw him he was smoking crank with some mole men, 89 00:05:27,231 --> 00:05:28,813 but that was like a month ago. 90 00:05:28,897 --> 00:05:31,481 - He's hustlin'. - Yeah, right. VCing? 91 00:05:31,563 --> 00:05:33,605 I may be seeing him this weekend. If he shows. 92 00:05:33,688 --> 00:05:35,688 - Oh, yeah? - Aw, fuck. 93 00:05:35,772 --> 00:05:38,939 Dude, I don't suppose you know a coke dealer in Prague, do you? 94 00:05:39,022 --> 00:05:41,022 Ah, probably. Yeah. Why? 95 00:05:41,105 --> 00:05:42,897 Tom Wams' bachelor party. 96 00:05:42,980 --> 00:05:45,688 "And if he doesn't show--" I don't have time for this. 97 00:05:45,772 --> 00:05:50,189 Hey, let me tell you something, dude. Fuck Prague. 98 00:05:50,272 --> 00:05:52,897 My girlfriend and her fuckin' freak dogs 99 00:05:52,980 --> 00:05:55,730 run these-- You ever heard of these parties, Rhomboid? 100 00:05:55,813 --> 00:05:57,147 Bullshit. 101 00:05:57,231 --> 00:05:58,314 I'm tellin' ya. I'm fuckin' cool. 102 00:05:58,397 --> 00:05:59,605 You don't understand. 103 00:05:59,688 --> 00:06:00,980 Why, because you have a nipple ring 104 00:06:01,064 --> 00:06:02,772 and simply will not stop going on about it? 105 00:06:02,855 --> 00:06:04,397 It's better than telling everyone you're down with Dre 106 00:06:04,481 --> 00:06:06,356 because he sends you cereal bars at Christmas. 107 00:06:06,439 --> 00:06:07,813 Fuck you. I have a reputation. 108 00:06:07,897 --> 00:06:09,563 I can't take my crew to watch some art pricks 109 00:06:09,647 --> 00:06:11,563 dance around in bowler hats and twizzle their mustaches 110 00:06:11,647 --> 00:06:13,189 out of time to the beats. 111 00:06:13,272 --> 00:06:15,147 Are you done? You know who else will be there? 112 00:06:15,231 --> 00:06:16,605 Sandy Furness. 113 00:06:16,688 --> 00:06:18,356 Fuck off. 114 00:06:18,439 --> 00:06:19,563 I'm tellin' you. 115 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:22,314 Bleahh. He goes to that kind of thing? 116 00:06:22,397 --> 00:06:23,897 I know, right? But he is sitting 117 00:06:23,980 --> 00:06:26,980 on the other half of your dad's dream deal. 118 00:06:27,064 --> 00:06:29,522 Packet of 50 more local stations. 119 00:06:29,605 --> 00:06:33,897 Come to the party, get him to sell, 120 00:06:33,980 --> 00:06:35,231 and trust me when I say this, 121 00:06:35,314 --> 00:06:38,481 you will become the number one son. 122 00:06:38,563 --> 00:06:40,231 Sandy...goes? Jesus. 123 00:06:40,314 --> 00:06:42,522 Yeah. Get me those names and I'll get you on that list. 124 00:06:42,605 --> 00:06:45,980 And one more thing: bring Kendall, OK? 125 00:06:46,064 --> 00:06:47,897 I need to patch things up with him. 126 00:06:47,980 --> 00:06:49,980 ♪ Picture this, I'm a bag of dicks ♪ 127 00:06:50,064 --> 00:06:51,813 ♪ Put me to your lips, I am sick ♪ 128 00:06:51,897 --> 00:06:53,605 ♪ I will punch a baby bear in his shit ♪ 129 00:06:53,688 --> 00:06:55,356 ♪ Give me lip ♪ 130 00:06:55,439 --> 00:06:57,356 ♪ I'ma send you to the yard, get a stick ♪ 131 00:06:57,439 --> 00:07:00,022 ♪ Make a switch, I can end a conversation real quick ♪ 132 00:07:00,105 --> 00:07:01,688 ♪ I am crack, I ain't lyin'... ♪ 133 00:07:01,772 --> 00:07:03,314 Oh, fuck yeah. 134 00:07:03,397 --> 00:07:05,272 ♪ I'm the shit, I will fall off in your crib ♪ 135 00:07:05,356 --> 00:07:06,522 ♪ Take a shit... ♪ 136 00:07:06,605 --> 00:07:08,105 - What do you think? - Yeah. 137 00:07:08,189 --> 00:07:10,064 - ♪ Fuck your bitch ♪ - Yep. 138 00:07:10,147 --> 00:07:12,022 ♪ ...and took pictures with your kids ♪ 139 00:07:12,105 --> 00:07:14,939 ♪ We the best, we will cut a frowny face in your chest ♪ 140 00:07:15,022 --> 00:07:17,314 ♪ Little wench, I'm unmentionably fresh ♪ 141 00:07:17,397 --> 00:07:19,605 Hey, bro, can you turn up the bass in the back? 142 00:07:19,688 --> 00:07:22,064 - ( volume increases ) - Louder. 143 00:07:22,147 --> 00:07:24,439 ♪ I am guilty, motherfuckers, I am death ♪ 144 00:07:24,522 --> 00:07:26,356 - You feelin' good? - What? 145 00:07:26,439 --> 00:07:29,022 - You're good? - Yeah, I'm great. 146 00:07:29,105 --> 00:07:30,813 I'm psyched. 147 00:07:32,231 --> 00:07:34,064 - Nice and loose, yeah, Frank? - Yeah. 148 00:07:34,147 --> 00:07:36,730 Try not to drag yourself in there 149 00:07:36,813 --> 00:07:38,605 like the world's oldest man. 150 00:07:40,813 --> 00:07:42,064 I'll try. 151 00:07:42,147 --> 00:07:44,189 Ilhan: Frank. Kendall. 152 00:07:44,272 --> 00:07:46,397 - This is Dust. - Hey, man. 153 00:07:46,481 --> 00:07:48,356 Frank: Hey. Great to connect. 154 00:07:48,439 --> 00:07:51,897 Love the name, by the way. Very... funky. 155 00:07:51,980 --> 00:07:54,939 Sorry, please excuse Captain fuckin' Be-Bop here. 156 00:07:55,022 --> 00:07:56,189 Hey, how's it goin'? 157 00:07:56,272 --> 00:07:58,189 Cool earrings. Very Bauhaus. 158 00:07:58,272 --> 00:07:59,980 Big fan of what you guys do. 159 00:08:00,064 --> 00:08:02,147 Fuckin' sweet chili sauce. 160 00:08:02,231 --> 00:08:06,022 Thanks. Uh, likewise. 161 00:08:08,022 --> 00:08:10,397 Angela, you want to spin us through the pitch deck? 162 00:08:10,481 --> 00:08:12,439 - Sure. So-- - Kendall: That's OK. 163 00:08:12,522 --> 00:08:14,147 I don't need to hear the pitch. 164 00:08:14,231 --> 00:08:16,813 I've been through the deck, and I get it. 165 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:20,939 Basically, you buy a painting from some art student in a basement, 166 00:08:21,022 --> 00:08:24,272 jack up the price, sell it to some Morgan Stanley sex pest, 167 00:08:24,356 --> 00:08:27,022 and you, me, and the student all get rich. Right? 168 00:08:29,147 --> 00:08:32,272 We're interested in increasing the reach of young artists. 169 00:08:32,356 --> 00:08:34,397 And the democratization of art. 170 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:36,481 Kendall: No, absolutely. I get it. 171 00:08:36,563 --> 00:08:39,939 You're providing a platform to marginalized talent, 172 00:08:40,022 --> 00:08:41,980 the next generation of artists. 173 00:08:42,064 --> 00:08:45,688 I'm just telling you how it works from the outside, to the sharks. 174 00:08:45,772 --> 00:08:47,855 Ilhan: Maybe we can talk about funding cycles. 175 00:08:47,939 --> 00:08:50,522 Angela: Sure. We've worked out a plan 176 00:08:50,605 --> 00:08:52,647 for the first year after the launch-- 177 00:08:52,730 --> 00:08:55,231 I'm sorry. Can I just say something? 178 00:08:55,314 --> 00:08:57,147 Uh... 179 00:08:57,231 --> 00:08:58,647 so, I-- I-- I-- 180 00:08:58,730 --> 00:09:01,605 I got these sneakers... 181 00:09:01,688 --> 00:09:04,231 on the way down here because, uh, 182 00:09:04,314 --> 00:09:06,356 I thought-- I don't know what I thought, 183 00:09:06,439 --> 00:09:09,522 I thought you'd all be dressed like fuckin' Bjork, 184 00:09:09,605 --> 00:09:14,147 and I wanted to, uh, make an impression. 185 00:09:14,231 --> 00:09:17,897 Um, so, I'm a jackass, um, 186 00:09:17,980 --> 00:09:21,064 the truth is, I don't know anything about art. 187 00:09:21,147 --> 00:09:25,189 What I do know is how to monetize your concept 188 00:09:25,272 --> 00:09:28,189 and achieve the scale it deserves. 189 00:09:28,272 --> 00:09:31,064 Don't sell your soul to some monolith. 190 00:09:31,147 --> 00:09:33,231 We're boutique, we're light on our feet, 191 00:09:33,314 --> 00:09:37,189 we're not the Gang of Four, we're the fuckin' Rebel Alliance. 192 00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:40,147 I'm a good guy, who knows the bad guys, 193 00:09:40,231 --> 00:09:43,688 I've got reach, and I will fight for you every fuckin' day. 194 00:09:43,772 --> 00:09:46,563 I'm the asshole who can be your Warhol. 195 00:09:46,647 --> 00:09:49,439 And, uh... yeah, I just thought of that, 196 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:51,939 so apparently I do know a little bit about art. 197 00:09:53,855 --> 00:09:56,522 So... what? 198 00:09:56,605 --> 00:09:58,189 Talk to me. What do I need to do? 199 00:09:58,272 --> 00:10:00,939 Do I need to take off my dopey sneakers? 200 00:10:01,022 --> 00:10:02,855 - Kara: No. - I will. Seriously, 201 00:10:02,939 --> 00:10:04,605 I'll throw them out the fuckin' window right now. 202 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:07,939 - They're not bad. - I'm taking 'em off. 203 00:10:08,022 --> 00:10:10,231 - Here. Ilhan, have 'em. - Ilhan: I'll trade you. 204 00:10:10,314 --> 00:10:12,231 - Frank: Whoo! - OK? 205 00:10:12,314 --> 00:10:14,022 Can we talk now? 206 00:10:14,105 --> 00:10:16,064 Greg: Oh, shit. 207 00:10:18,730 --> 00:10:19,688 Sh-- 208 00:10:22,481 --> 00:10:24,064 Sor-- Um, so, 209 00:10:24,147 --> 00:10:26,481 what do you think-- Miss? 210 00:10:26,563 --> 00:10:28,314 Uh, betw-- You know-- 211 00:10:28,397 --> 00:10:30,022 Sorry, I-- I'm-- 212 00:10:30,105 --> 00:10:33,356 I'm somewhat between the devil and the deep blue sea here, 213 00:10:33,439 --> 00:10:37,105 because my boss downstairs is waiting, 214 00:10:37,189 --> 00:10:40,064 and my boss upstairs is him, you know, 215 00:10:40,147 --> 00:10:41,980 so I've been here three and a half hours. 216 00:10:42,064 --> 00:10:43,813 What do you think? What do you-- 217 00:10:43,897 --> 00:10:46,314 - Do you want-- - ( phone ringing ) 218 00:10:49,522 --> 00:10:51,813 Yes, sir. 219 00:10:51,897 --> 00:10:53,980 I'll send him in. 220 00:10:54,064 --> 00:10:55,939 Thank you. 221 00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:57,105 ( exhales ) 222 00:10:57,189 --> 00:10:58,563 At long last. 223 00:10:58,647 --> 00:11:04,481 It's the wheel, it's... doin' its thing. 224 00:11:05,522 --> 00:11:07,105 Oh, yeah. It's buffering. 225 00:11:07,189 --> 00:11:10,105 You could try knocking it down to low-- low quality? 226 00:11:10,189 --> 00:11:11,522 Hmm. Go ahead. 227 00:11:13,522 --> 00:11:15,231 Yeah, just... 228 00:11:15,314 --> 00:11:19,939 It's a... heckuva good head of hair on ya there. 229 00:11:20,022 --> 00:11:23,939 I think it's the maternal side that it's carried on, so... 230 00:11:24,022 --> 00:11:26,064 So I hear you and the boys 231 00:11:26,147 --> 00:11:29,272 are heading out for Tom's bachelor party. 232 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,397 Yes. That's correct. 233 00:11:31,481 --> 00:11:33,772 Roman's arranging, Prague has been mentioned. 234 00:11:33,855 --> 00:11:36,147 Gil Eavis (on video): I will tell you this much. 235 00:11:36,231 --> 00:11:40,147 I believe Logan Roy is a pernicious influence 236 00:11:40,231 --> 00:11:41,314 on our culture. 237 00:11:41,397 --> 00:11:43,147 He is, to be frank, 238 00:11:43,231 --> 00:11:46,439 - Man, what-- a jack-- jackhole. - a cancer to American values. 239 00:11:46,522 --> 00:11:48,314 I don't take these words lightly... 240 00:11:48,397 --> 00:11:50,064 Yeah, well, he just lost my vote. 241 00:11:50,147 --> 00:11:52,272 ( turns off video ) 242 00:11:52,356 --> 00:11:53,522 ( sighs ) 243 00:11:53,605 --> 00:11:55,439 Uh, listen to me. 244 00:11:55,522 --> 00:11:58,980 Um... do me a favor. 245 00:11:59,064 --> 00:12:03,314 Can you make sure that Kendall doesn't come back in a box? 246 00:12:03,397 --> 00:12:05,314 - OK. - Yeah, I... 247 00:12:05,397 --> 00:12:07,314 I don't want him showing up dead 248 00:12:07,397 --> 00:12:09,314 at the bottom of some French fag's pool. 249 00:12:09,397 --> 00:12:12,231 Oh, no, absolutely. None of us do. 250 00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:14,481 Keep an eye on him for me. 251 00:12:14,563 --> 00:12:17,356 Is this something you can do for me? 252 00:12:17,439 --> 00:12:19,897 - Mm-hmm. - I hear he's been, uh, 253 00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:22,022 wetting his beak. 254 00:12:23,439 --> 00:12:24,522 Yes, sir. 255 00:12:24,605 --> 00:12:26,563 Um, in which case, 256 00:12:26,647 --> 00:12:28,356 would now be a convenient time 257 00:12:28,439 --> 00:12:32,272 to talk with you about, like, a lateral shift 258 00:12:32,356 --> 00:12:35,439 in terms of my position at the company? 259 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:38,356 Because I'd like to move on from Parks 260 00:12:38,439 --> 00:12:40,772 and into, for example, Digital? 261 00:12:40,855 --> 00:12:44,897 I don't want to mention any names, because I-- 262 00:12:44,980 --> 00:12:48,939 But the culture there, it borders on the personally abusive at times. 263 00:12:49,022 --> 00:12:50,855 Tom? 264 00:12:50,939 --> 00:12:52,147 Oh, Tom. 265 00:12:52,231 --> 00:12:54,314 ( laughs ) I didn't know he had it in him. 266 00:12:54,397 --> 00:12:56,439 He can be pretty able in that department. 267 00:12:56,522 --> 00:12:59,231 But what I'm doing, sir, is I'm flagging to you 268 00:12:59,314 --> 00:13:01,356 that I'm thirsty for the next chapter. 269 00:13:01,439 --> 00:13:05,855 Well, you take care of this for me, and perhaps we'll talk. 270 00:13:05,939 --> 00:13:08,356 OK? Done? Are we done? 271 00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:10,730 Muchly appreciated. 272 00:13:10,813 --> 00:13:12,897 ( whispers ) "Muchly"? 273 00:13:12,980 --> 00:13:14,563 Time's up. 274 00:13:14,647 --> 00:13:19,231 Time's up for the big media operations that poison... 275 00:13:19,314 --> 00:13:22,064 - Have you seen this? - ATN spot. 276 00:13:23,813 --> 00:13:25,105 I guess we do, right? 277 00:13:26,397 --> 00:13:28,231 You're gonna stand there? 278 00:13:28,314 --> 00:13:29,813 In my air space? 279 00:13:32,397 --> 00:13:34,231 I'm re-reading it. 280 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,688 - For context. - You're CCed. 281 00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,314 Gil: ...the power that one man wields. 282 00:13:38,397 --> 00:13:41,939 We can't let these monopolistic practices go unchecked 283 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,980 simply because we're too afraid 284 00:13:44,064 --> 00:13:47,939 of the power that one man wields. 285 00:13:48,022 --> 00:13:52,813 Waystar Royco is a cancer at the heart of America. 286 00:13:52,897 --> 00:13:54,605 I can't believe I'm getting paid to call my dad names. 287 00:13:54,688 --> 00:13:55,855 It's so cathartic. 288 00:13:55,939 --> 00:13:58,397 Gil: Logan Roy is out of control... 289 00:13:58,481 --> 00:14:00,813 You really think he should do ATN? 290 00:14:00,897 --> 00:14:03,772 Yeah. Sure. Into the lion's den. 291 00:14:03,855 --> 00:14:05,522 He'll attack them, 292 00:14:05,605 --> 00:14:09,147 righteous, Old Testament, anti-capitalist Gil, 293 00:14:09,231 --> 00:14:11,772 and they'll attack us, "There's a Red in the bed," 294 00:14:11,855 --> 00:14:13,939 they get the viewers and we get the base fired up. 295 00:14:14,022 --> 00:14:15,897 No one's mind's getting changed, then once we're through the primaries, 296 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,980 - we pivot to center. - Except Gil won't pivot. 297 00:14:18,064 --> 00:14:20,189 - Gil: I say no! - I'll get him to pivot. 298 00:14:20,272 --> 00:14:22,605 I say no more! 299 00:14:22,688 --> 00:14:25,980 ( cheering, applause ) 300 00:14:26,064 --> 00:14:28,980 - Hello? - Tom: Hey, Shiv, it's me! 301 00:14:29,064 --> 00:14:31,647 - Shiv: Tom, sweetheart. - So listen, 302 00:14:31,730 --> 00:14:33,563 something's afoot, 303 00:14:33,647 --> 00:14:35,939 because we've arrived at the drop-off point 304 00:14:36,022 --> 00:14:37,397 for my bachelor party. 305 00:14:37,481 --> 00:14:39,813 Seems there's been a change of plan, 306 00:14:39,897 --> 00:14:41,813 and I'm pretty sure I'm being pranked. 307 00:14:41,897 --> 00:14:43,022 Greg: What's happening, Roman? 308 00:14:43,105 --> 00:14:44,147 Hold your tingling wiener. 309 00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:45,772 All will be clear soon. 310 00:14:45,855 --> 00:14:48,314 Connor: I don't think you understand how disruptive it is 311 00:14:48,397 --> 00:14:49,897 to be changing the itinerary at this late stage. 312 00:14:49,980 --> 00:14:52,356 I don't know what's gonna happen, 313 00:14:52,439 --> 00:14:57,147 but I've got a feeling it's liable to get a little disgusting. 314 00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:59,356 I don't think you're supposed to be telling me this. 315 00:14:59,439 --> 00:15:00,522 Tom: I know, I just 316 00:15:00,605 --> 00:15:02,022 wanted to flag it, and, you know, 317 00:15:02,105 --> 00:15:04,563 calm the qualms, because I, for one, would never-- 318 00:15:04,647 --> 00:15:06,314 Tom, it's one night, 319 00:15:06,397 --> 00:15:07,481 we're both adults, 320 00:15:07,563 --> 00:15:08,939 just enjoy yourself, OK? 321 00:15:09,022 --> 00:15:12,064 Aw, Shiv, honey badger. 322 00:15:12,147 --> 00:15:14,522 God, I want to dock myself inside you 323 00:15:14,605 --> 00:15:16,022 so much right now. 324 00:15:16,105 --> 00:15:18,439 Yeah. OK. I love you too, Tom. 325 00:15:22,397 --> 00:15:24,147 Roman: OK. 326 00:15:24,231 --> 00:15:26,022 Now he deigns to join us. 327 00:15:26,105 --> 00:15:28,855 ( music blaring in car ) 328 00:15:28,939 --> 00:15:31,522 - You're late. - Kendall: Yeah, sorry. 329 00:15:31,605 --> 00:15:35,272 I've been a little busy revolutionizing tech financing. 330 00:15:35,356 --> 00:15:36,647 On coke. 331 00:15:37,897 --> 00:15:40,855 Greg: Hey, hope not. What up? 332 00:15:40,939 --> 00:15:44,064 So, who wants to fuck a hobo? 333 00:15:45,688 --> 00:15:48,605 No? All right, 334 00:15:48,688 --> 00:15:50,147 then let's party. Down there. 335 00:15:51,647 --> 00:15:53,231 Greg: What-- No-- 336 00:15:53,314 --> 00:15:55,439 We're going to a party in the tunnel? 337 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,688 OK. No, relax, we're not going 338 00:15:57,772 --> 00:15:59,147 to a party in a tunnel. 339 00:15:59,231 --> 00:16:00,563 This is just a ruse. 340 00:16:00,647 --> 00:16:01,772 What is this, some pop-up shit? 341 00:16:01,855 --> 00:16:04,064 Am I gonna need my central Europe coat? 342 00:16:04,147 --> 00:16:06,730 Romey, I'm wearing flight socks and my TSA slippers. 343 00:16:06,813 --> 00:16:08,605 I know what you're doing right now, OK? 344 00:16:08,688 --> 00:16:10,939 I'm being lured into a tunnel 345 00:16:11,022 --> 00:16:13,688 and then next thing, I'm gonna wake up in Belgium 346 00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:15,855 with no frickin' eyebrows! 347 00:16:15,939 --> 00:16:19,563 Um, you probably want to dump your luggage in the car. 348 00:16:19,647 --> 00:16:20,813 Oh, shit. Um... 349 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,563 fellas. 350 00:16:22,647 --> 00:16:25,064 Sorry, it's actually a really tight guest list. 351 00:16:25,147 --> 00:16:27,022 Tom: Oh-- Roman. 352 00:16:27,105 --> 00:16:28,605 - Yeah. - It's Matt and Jonas. 353 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:31,272 If the Fly Guys aren't on the-- They flew in! 354 00:16:31,356 --> 00:16:32,897 - Roman. - Relax, OK? 355 00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:34,605 We're gonna figure it out. We're gonna first-wave it, 356 00:16:34,688 --> 00:16:36,647 we'll call you once we're inside, all right? 357 00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:39,730 You know what? Go get some coffees on me. 358 00:16:39,813 --> 00:16:43,105 Thanks, we're good. I can buy coffee. 359 00:16:43,189 --> 00:16:44,730 All right, let's go! 360 00:16:44,813 --> 00:16:46,939 Tom: Oh, God! 361 00:16:48,314 --> 00:16:49,772 I-- 362 00:16:49,855 --> 00:16:51,772 I can't just leave the Fly Guys. 363 00:16:51,855 --> 00:16:53,813 That's the Fly Guy code. 364 00:16:53,897 --> 00:16:56,688 Uh, OK, just leave your phones on, 365 00:16:56,772 --> 00:17:00,064 - and I'll call ya. - All right. 366 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,397 - Five minutes! - It's on. 367 00:17:07,897 --> 00:17:09,481 Oh-ho-ho, man! 368 00:17:09,563 --> 00:17:12,939 Roman. What the fuck have you got planned for me, man? 369 00:17:13,022 --> 00:17:15,772 - ( evil laugh ) - No, seriously, 370 00:17:15,855 --> 00:17:17,147 what have you got planned? 371 00:17:17,231 --> 00:17:19,688 Tom, Prague fell through, 372 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:22,147 and I was fuckin' busy, 373 00:17:22,231 --> 00:17:24,272 and I didn't have time to plan 374 00:17:24,356 --> 00:17:26,647 the hot air balloon to Monaco. 375 00:17:26,730 --> 00:17:28,397 OK. Hot air balloon? 376 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,481 - Yeah. - That would have been nice. 377 00:17:30,563 --> 00:17:33,147 Greg: Whoa, dude! Oh, my God, that's a dead rat. 378 00:17:33,231 --> 00:17:35,647 You guys, this is a disaster on the footwear front. 379 00:17:35,730 --> 00:17:36,939 Can I change? 380 00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:38,897 It's a dead rat. Who gives a shit? 381 00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:40,939 Connor: Yeah, fine, thank you, just keep goin'. 382 00:17:41,022 --> 00:17:43,688 - We'll be here. - All right, see you over there. 383 00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:45,980 Are you gonna be OK around all the booze 384 00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:47,855 and the coke and shit? 385 00:17:47,939 --> 00:17:49,231 'Cause I can just make sure no one does it around you. 386 00:17:49,314 --> 00:17:50,605 - I'll be fine. - Yeah? 387 00:17:50,688 --> 00:17:52,314 - Thanks, bro. - Yeah. Of course. 388 00:17:52,397 --> 00:17:53,897 Tom: Wait up! 389 00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:57,064 Jesus fuckin' Christ, it's a dead rat. Relax. 390 00:17:57,147 --> 00:17:58,855 I hear you're doin' apps. 391 00:17:58,939 --> 00:18:00,397 Yeah. Uh-huh. 392 00:18:00,481 --> 00:18:01,855 I'm incubating. 393 00:18:01,939 --> 00:18:05,189 I'm rebalancing away from crypto into eco. 394 00:18:05,272 --> 00:18:07,064 Sounds.... futuristico. 395 00:18:07,147 --> 00:18:08,647 Yeah, it's good. 396 00:18:08,730 --> 00:18:10,605 It's better than being carried around in Dad's pockets 397 00:18:10,688 --> 00:18:11,897 like fuckin' Stuart Little. 398 00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:13,813 They're nice pockets. 399 00:18:13,897 --> 00:18:15,605 Spacious. 400 00:18:15,688 --> 00:18:16,772 How is he? 401 00:18:16,855 --> 00:18:19,272 He's-- I mean, you know. 402 00:18:21,272 --> 00:18:24,481 Actually, he's... he's got me overseeing 403 00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:26,980 the satellite launch out of Tanegashima. 404 00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,439 Spaceship? 405 00:18:28,522 --> 00:18:31,730 Yeah. Plus I'm heading up the local deal. 406 00:18:31,813 --> 00:18:33,522 Bob Galpin is selling 407 00:18:33,605 --> 00:18:35,730 and, uh, I knocked it out of the park, 408 00:18:35,813 --> 00:18:37,064 which is nice. 409 00:18:37,147 --> 00:18:38,522 Kendall: Good for you, bro. 410 00:18:38,605 --> 00:18:42,730 Yeah. Guess I finally broke out of the cage. 411 00:18:42,813 --> 00:18:45,605 Can't keep a good dog down, right, Ken? 412 00:18:46,730 --> 00:18:49,813 Abandon all hope ye who enter. 413 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,939 Tom: Ooh, is this real? Is this a real corridor? 414 00:19:03,022 --> 00:19:04,563 Are we goin' to an airfield? 415 00:19:04,647 --> 00:19:05,897 Connor: Hey, Greg, did I tell you that Willa 416 00:19:05,980 --> 00:19:07,147 - moved out to Austerlitz? - Oh? 417 00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:08,897 Yeah, she loves how quiet it is. 418 00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:10,730 She didn't think she would, but she does. 419 00:19:10,813 --> 00:19:13,772 So I for one won't be engaging in any debauchery. 420 00:19:13,855 --> 00:19:15,439 Woman: Roman Roy and guests? 421 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:16,730 Roman: That is correct. 422 00:19:16,813 --> 00:19:19,231 - Welcome to Rhomboid. - Thank you. 423 00:19:19,314 --> 00:19:22,397 Oh, yeah. Boys, we're pouching our phones. 424 00:19:22,481 --> 00:19:24,522 Tom: Hey, wait! Is this it? 425 00:19:24,605 --> 00:19:26,688 Is this actually where I'm going to have my bachelor party? 426 00:19:26,772 --> 00:19:30,272 Greg: Why is it so wet? I think there's a big leak somewhere. 427 00:19:30,356 --> 00:19:32,314 Connor: I've been living on central European time 428 00:19:32,397 --> 00:19:33,772 for 48 hours to ease the transition. 429 00:19:33,855 --> 00:19:35,605 I'm gonna be ready for breakfast soon. 430 00:19:35,688 --> 00:19:38,397 I don't know if this is the kind of party with a lot of food. 431 00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:40,189 Tom: Roman, I'm sorry, is this where I'm having my bachelor party? 432 00:19:40,272 --> 00:19:42,647 Stewy: Roman, how are you, man? 433 00:19:42,730 --> 00:19:44,897 Ken. Long time. 434 00:19:46,356 --> 00:19:47,647 Are we good? 435 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,314 You're my third-oldest friend. 436 00:19:51,397 --> 00:19:53,439 You fucked me like a tied goat. 437 00:19:53,522 --> 00:19:55,522 - We're great. - No, yeah, 438 00:19:55,605 --> 00:19:57,688 you're goin' the right way. Keep goin' straight. 439 00:20:00,064 --> 00:20:01,855 - Kendall, I was gonna say. - Yeah? 440 00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:03,105 If you need anything tonight, 441 00:20:03,189 --> 00:20:04,647 bottle of water, soft drink, 442 00:20:04,730 --> 00:20:06,980 whatever, I'm gonna be your mule. 443 00:20:07,064 --> 00:20:09,813 Actually, you know what? I need something a little off-menu. 444 00:20:09,897 --> 00:20:11,397 See if you can find me some ketamine. 445 00:20:11,481 --> 00:20:13,147 I don't know what that is. 446 00:20:13,231 --> 00:20:15,397 Is Sandy here? When do we sit? 447 00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:17,605 Yeah, yeah, all things in time. 448 00:20:17,688 --> 00:20:19,314 Right here. 449 00:20:21,064 --> 00:20:22,272 Sorry. 450 00:20:25,314 --> 00:20:28,897 Oh, well. Now I'm sure it's gonna be great. Thanks, Roman. 451 00:20:28,980 --> 00:20:31,356 What did you expect? Why'd you even ask me, Tom? 452 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,605 Thought you'd rise to the occasion. 453 00:20:33,688 --> 00:20:36,105 Well, clearly I haven't risen to the occasion. 454 00:20:42,231 --> 00:20:44,647 Gents, have a great fuckin' night. 455 00:20:46,022 --> 00:20:48,147 Stewy: Dmitri, how are you? 456 00:20:48,231 --> 00:20:50,813 Hey, Kendall. I'll find you, all right? 457 00:20:50,897 --> 00:20:53,064 ( dance music playing ) 458 00:20:53,147 --> 00:20:55,688 OK. This is it. 459 00:20:55,772 --> 00:20:57,522 Yeah? Cool, right? 460 00:20:57,605 --> 00:21:00,980 Is it cool, or is it, like, total fucking bullshit? 461 00:21:01,064 --> 00:21:02,647 Well, what is it? What is it? 462 00:21:02,730 --> 00:21:04,688 It's a physical fun palace. 463 00:21:04,772 --> 00:21:07,105 It's basically, if you're into it, and she's into it, 464 00:21:07,189 --> 00:21:08,314 it's all good. 465 00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:10,022 Look at this fucking guy with the bird mask 466 00:21:10,105 --> 00:21:11,105 like Eyes Wide Shut. 467 00:21:11,189 --> 00:21:12,688 Greg: Oh, wow. Eyes w-- 468 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,397 Wait, is this-- is this gonna be an orgy? 469 00:21:15,481 --> 00:21:17,897 - Roman: No. - This is not gonna be an orgy? 470 00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:20,939 Greg, it's not 1997. It's not this, it's not that. 471 00:21:21,022 --> 00:21:22,939 Don't be so binary, Mr. Betamax. 472 00:21:23,022 --> 00:21:25,231 Is it gonna be like a little bit of an orgy? 473 00:21:25,314 --> 00:21:27,272 It's basically a collective of hot people-- 474 00:21:27,356 --> 00:21:28,813 and Connor-- at a party. 475 00:21:28,897 --> 00:21:30,688 And a monkey dressed as an astronaut, apparently. 476 00:21:30,772 --> 00:21:32,897 It's whatever you want it to be. 477 00:21:32,980 --> 00:21:35,563 It's a fucking sand pit for emergent behavior. 478 00:21:35,647 --> 00:21:37,855 OK, OK, holy shit. So-- OK. OK. 479 00:21:37,939 --> 00:21:40,813 So, does that mean we're able to... fuck here? 480 00:21:40,897 --> 00:21:43,605 Yeah. Hey, Ken, what do you think of the pussycat? On it? 481 00:21:43,688 --> 00:21:46,522 No, not me. Business is my fucking. 482 00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:49,563 Great. I'll find you a Bloomberg terminal to stick your dick in. 483 00:21:49,647 --> 00:21:52,356 Connor: Well, I'm out. In a relationship. Girlfriend! 484 00:21:52,439 --> 00:21:54,772 Tom: I gotta say, Roman, this is looking promising. 485 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,105 This is looking really promising! 486 00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,147 Roman: See? Have a little faith. 487 00:21:58,231 --> 00:21:59,772 There's areas, though, right? 488 00:21:59,855 --> 00:22:02,147 Neutral areas in terms of not being, you know, 489 00:22:02,231 --> 00:22:04,272 compulsory to do sex stuff? 490 00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:07,189 Roman: No, Greg. If you refuse, they cut your dick off. 491 00:22:07,272 --> 00:22:09,688 What did I just say? It's very consensual. 492 00:22:09,772 --> 00:22:11,813 ( music playing ) 493 00:22:14,022 --> 00:22:15,980 Kendall: Angela. 494 00:22:16,064 --> 00:22:18,147 - ( Angela sniffs ) - Angela? 495 00:22:19,231 --> 00:22:21,147 Angela. Angela. 496 00:22:21,231 --> 00:22:22,439 Yo. Dust. 497 00:22:22,522 --> 00:22:24,147 - Oh. Fuck. - Hey. What's up? 498 00:22:24,231 --> 00:22:26,022 Yeah, hey, what's happening? 499 00:22:26,105 --> 00:22:28,897 Here we are in a fuckin' warehouse 500 00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:31,855 - in Sunset Park or whatever. - Yeah. 501 00:22:31,939 --> 00:22:33,605 I feel like this is synchronicity. 502 00:22:33,688 --> 00:22:36,897 Yeah? Like the universe is telling us something. 503 00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:40,231 Yeah. We really appreciated you coming to see us. 504 00:22:40,314 --> 00:22:41,980 Yeah, yeah, totally, 505 00:22:42,064 --> 00:22:44,022 I'm super-excited. 506 00:22:44,105 --> 00:22:46,189 Yeah. Totally. Me too. 507 00:22:46,272 --> 00:22:50,064 OK, well, fuck, yeah. Excellent. All right. 508 00:22:50,147 --> 00:22:52,897 All right. Good to see you. 509 00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:54,189 Yeah. 510 00:22:59,147 --> 00:23:01,022 You know, I was thinking, 511 00:23:01,105 --> 00:23:02,522 maybe one wine, one water, 512 00:23:02,605 --> 00:23:05,105 as like an informal rule for the group? 513 00:23:05,189 --> 00:23:07,647 Also, uh, they have risotto balls. 514 00:23:07,730 --> 00:23:10,022 Like, they're soakers. Super-soakers. 515 00:23:10,105 --> 00:23:11,980 - Ketamine. - Tom: Greg! Greg! 516 00:23:12,064 --> 00:23:15,147 Got you one. Come on, man, it's goin' off tonight! 517 00:23:15,231 --> 00:23:16,980 We should talk to some girls. 518 00:23:17,064 --> 00:23:19,481 Little tip: Ask 'em where they were on 9/11. 519 00:23:19,563 --> 00:23:22,897 If they don't know, they could be under 21. 520 00:23:22,980 --> 00:23:24,481 Well, Shiv gave me a hall pass. 521 00:23:24,563 --> 00:23:26,481 'Cause we're adults. Apparently. 522 00:23:26,563 --> 00:23:30,356 I'm gonna blow my load like multiple times. 523 00:23:30,439 --> 00:23:34,481 Wow. So-- And Shiv has that same arrangement? 524 00:23:34,563 --> 00:23:37,022 She's an adult too, so... 525 00:23:37,105 --> 00:23:38,939 What? No, no. 526 00:23:39,022 --> 00:23:40,522 Well, yeah, sure. 527 00:23:40,605 --> 00:23:42,730 I mean, I don't know, Greg. It's not a competition. 528 00:23:42,813 --> 00:23:44,231 No, no, no. That's cool. 529 00:23:44,314 --> 00:23:45,855 I'm sure you guys have it all figured out. 530 00:23:45,939 --> 00:23:48,688 - Connor: Romey, what is this? - Molly. Happy pills. 531 00:23:48,772 --> 00:23:50,813 - Oh, cool. - But I wouldn't-- 532 00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:52,439 No, no, no, no. Prague time. 533 00:23:52,522 --> 00:23:55,022 It's two in the morning for me. I need a little pick-me-up. 534 00:23:55,105 --> 00:23:57,105 - Don't. - Dude. I know my way around. 535 00:23:57,189 --> 00:23:59,522 1986, me, a Fleetwood Mac LP, 536 00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:01,397 and a bag of weed touched the face of God. 537 00:24:01,481 --> 00:24:04,064 Huh? The first of the evening, the first of many. 538 00:24:04,147 --> 00:24:06,980 - Do not do any more of these. - Got it. I'm one and done. 539 00:24:07,064 --> 00:24:08,688 Got a lot of shit cookin', 540 00:24:08,772 --> 00:24:12,314 like, artificial sun solar cells thing... 541 00:24:12,397 --> 00:24:15,397 Yeah. Listen, man, about the vote, 542 00:24:15,481 --> 00:24:17,397 and your dad and us, 543 00:24:17,481 --> 00:24:20,022 I love you, man, but you know I had to follow the money. 544 00:24:20,105 --> 00:24:21,939 You know that, right? 545 00:24:22,022 --> 00:24:23,522 I get it. 546 00:24:23,605 --> 00:24:26,314 All right. Hey, why don't we talk in private for a second? 547 00:24:26,397 --> 00:24:29,022 - Can we do that? - We can talk right here. 548 00:24:29,105 --> 00:24:30,397 All right. 549 00:24:30,481 --> 00:24:34,147 So listen, I have a question for you. 550 00:24:34,231 --> 00:24:36,688 How would you like to be all the way out? 551 00:24:36,772 --> 00:24:39,563 Half a bill for your share of Waystar. 552 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:44,563 - Is this for real? - Yeah, man. 553 00:24:44,647 --> 00:24:46,688 I'm feelin' fuckin' generous, that's all. 554 00:24:46,772 --> 00:24:49,105 And I've plumped the pillows and added a little premium. 555 00:24:49,189 --> 00:24:51,105 - Consisting of what? - Straight liquid. 556 00:24:51,189 --> 00:24:52,563 - Bullshit. - Don't you worry about it. 557 00:24:52,647 --> 00:24:53,688 I can raise it. 558 00:24:53,772 --> 00:24:55,272 Why would you want to be even more in? 559 00:24:55,356 --> 00:24:57,605 The place is a fucki'' antique shop. 560 00:24:57,688 --> 00:25:00,563 Ken, just take the money and get out. Please. 561 00:25:03,314 --> 00:25:06,439 I mean... 562 00:25:06,522 --> 00:25:08,481 it's not uninteresting. 563 00:25:08,563 --> 00:25:10,647 Fantastic. Great. So listen, 564 00:25:10,730 --> 00:25:12,105 there's a part two to this. 565 00:25:12,189 --> 00:25:14,897 Why don't we talk this over with Sandy? 566 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:17,272 Sandy... Furness? 567 00:25:17,356 --> 00:25:18,980 Come with me. 568 00:25:19,064 --> 00:25:20,397 Come. 569 00:25:20,481 --> 00:25:22,272 Tom: Bottom's up. 570 00:25:22,356 --> 00:25:24,855 - One, two, three! - Ketamine. 571 00:25:27,397 --> 00:25:30,064 - You good? - Line 'em up, please. 572 00:25:31,231 --> 00:25:32,980 These bathrobes are nice. 573 00:25:33,064 --> 00:25:35,813 - See these? - Uh-huh. 574 00:25:35,897 --> 00:25:37,647 What's your table linen philosophy? 575 00:25:37,730 --> 00:25:41,105 Uh, my philosophy is I literally don't give a fuck. 576 00:25:41,189 --> 00:25:43,897 So what's that, Nietzsche? 577 00:25:43,980 --> 00:25:45,522 These are what's 578 00:25:45,605 --> 00:25:47,231 on our registry. 579 00:25:47,314 --> 00:25:48,314 Hmm. 580 00:25:48,397 --> 00:25:50,481 You should go for these. 581 00:25:50,563 --> 00:25:53,356 Right, you want us to have matching cutlery? 582 00:25:53,439 --> 00:25:54,939 Why not? 583 00:25:55,022 --> 00:25:58,855 It'll be sort of horrible, and cute. 584 00:26:00,481 --> 00:26:04,647 So when we both get divorced and split all our stuff, 585 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:07,356 we can hook up and have the same set. 586 00:26:07,439 --> 00:26:10,022 - The full set. - Mm-hmm. 587 00:26:10,105 --> 00:26:12,356 ( kissing ) Yeah. 588 00:26:12,439 --> 00:26:14,064 Nah-hah-hah. 589 00:26:15,272 --> 00:26:16,730 You know this is just fun, right? 590 00:26:16,813 --> 00:26:20,897 - I know, it's just-- - It's nothing. 591 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:23,147 I mean, it's not anything. There's no God, 592 00:26:23,231 --> 00:26:25,147 there's no... anything, 593 00:26:25,231 --> 00:26:27,563 there's just people in rooms 594 00:26:27,647 --> 00:26:28,855 trying to be happy. 595 00:26:28,939 --> 00:26:31,231 - Right? - Right. 596 00:26:34,356 --> 00:26:36,314 Oh, and I suggested to Gil 597 00:26:36,397 --> 00:26:41,897 that he cool off on the anti-Waystar agenda on ATN tonight. 598 00:26:41,980 --> 00:26:43,563 - Excuse me? - Yeah. 599 00:26:43,647 --> 00:26:45,314 I talked to him at the thing. 600 00:26:45,397 --> 00:26:46,730 Oh. OK. 601 00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:48,730 Well, I did spend quite some time 602 00:26:48,813 --> 00:26:50,939 on how it'd be very vivid to attack Waystar 603 00:26:51,022 --> 00:26:53,563 - on a Waystar network, but... - Very vivid? 604 00:26:53,647 --> 00:26:57,356 It's played out. Makes it look like we have an agenda. 605 00:26:57,439 --> 00:26:59,231 Uh, we do. Stopping 606 00:26:59,314 --> 00:27:00,647 overly mighty media owners 607 00:27:00,730 --> 00:27:02,897 setting the agenda for our democracy. 608 00:27:02,980 --> 00:27:05,522 DOJ, FCC, Batman, 609 00:27:05,605 --> 00:27:08,189 to stop your dad eating the news. 610 00:27:08,272 --> 00:27:10,105 OK, but even if we're going for that, 611 00:27:10,189 --> 00:27:13,189 isn't that in some big speech that no one reads? 612 00:27:13,272 --> 00:27:16,647 Can't he just connect to America tonight and forget the base? 613 00:27:16,730 --> 00:27:20,272 Shiv, I appreciate you might have split loyalties on this. 614 00:27:20,356 --> 00:27:21,772 Fuck you. I'm just trying to make him win. 615 00:27:21,855 --> 00:27:23,730 I don't think he can do both at once. 616 00:27:23,813 --> 00:27:26,980 I don't think Gil can do the base and the rest. 617 00:27:27,064 --> 00:27:29,439 Well, if he can't ride two horses at once, 618 00:27:29,522 --> 00:27:31,522 he shouldn't be working at the circus. 619 00:27:34,522 --> 00:27:37,855 - Sandy comes to these? - Oh, yeah. He loves sex. 620 00:27:37,939 --> 00:27:41,439 Dude, the thing that he pees through, 621 00:27:41,522 --> 00:27:43,022 he puts into other people. 622 00:27:43,105 --> 00:27:44,897 It's fucking vile. And a lot. 623 00:27:44,980 --> 00:27:46,064 Hey, Sandy. 624 00:27:46,147 --> 00:27:48,772 Oh. Gents, excuse me. 625 00:27:51,647 --> 00:27:53,772 - Kendall. You look well. - Thank you. 626 00:27:53,855 --> 00:27:56,356 You look, uh, out of place. 627 00:27:56,439 --> 00:27:58,647 I do like to see the youngsters frolic. 628 00:27:58,730 --> 00:28:00,939 So, you wanna talk? 629 00:28:01,022 --> 00:28:03,897 Uh, did Stewy fill you in? 630 00:28:06,022 --> 00:28:07,897 Why do I feel like I'm about to find out 631 00:28:07,980 --> 00:28:10,939 you're not my real mommy and daddy after all? 632 00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:12,522 Look, the truth is, 633 00:28:12,605 --> 00:28:14,813 he wants your piece of pie, 634 00:28:14,897 --> 00:28:18,439 but-- and please don't fucking blow a fuse here, OK? 635 00:28:19,980 --> 00:28:23,147 The reality is, he's already in on Waystar. 636 00:28:23,231 --> 00:28:26,647 - As in? - As in Sandy's me, 637 00:28:26,730 --> 00:28:27,939 and I'm Sandy. 638 00:28:28,022 --> 00:28:29,980 We're like a single entity. 639 00:28:30,064 --> 00:28:32,147 Like a creature from mythology. 640 00:28:32,231 --> 00:28:35,563 You know, head of a horse, dick of a swan. 641 00:28:35,647 --> 00:28:38,855 Stewy... seriously? 642 00:28:38,939 --> 00:28:43,314 I have a shell company attached to his private equity fund. 643 00:28:43,397 --> 00:28:46,314 I'm a parasite on a parasite. 644 00:28:50,939 --> 00:28:53,189 You should have disclosed that to me when I brought you in. 645 00:28:53,272 --> 00:28:56,688 You are one hundred percent correct about that. I should have done that. 646 00:28:56,772 --> 00:28:58,189 You were in a tough position 647 00:28:58,272 --> 00:29:02,314 without having to consider whether your dad 648 00:29:02,397 --> 00:29:04,439 would want me involved. 649 00:29:04,522 --> 00:29:07,939 He very much would not. 650 00:29:08,022 --> 00:29:11,147 So apparently, my girlfriend's having a panic attack. 651 00:29:11,231 --> 00:29:15,231 I'm gonna let you two just catch up now. Cool? 652 00:29:17,397 --> 00:29:20,147 Stewy tells me you're getting into tech. 653 00:29:20,231 --> 00:29:21,356 Yeah, I have a fund. 654 00:29:21,439 --> 00:29:23,772 We're niche, but we're engaged. 655 00:29:23,855 --> 00:29:25,897 Just closed a deal tonight, actually. 656 00:29:25,980 --> 00:29:28,189 And I found these four Stanford grads 657 00:29:28,272 --> 00:29:30,356 who are doing this thing, it's pretty cool, 658 00:29:30,439 --> 00:29:32,688 they have this cluster of hydrogen lamps... 659 00:29:32,772 --> 00:29:34,272 Wait. What's going on? 660 00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:35,563 Dude, are you pitching? You just pitch? 661 00:29:35,647 --> 00:29:37,231 Where'd you spring from, Heidi? 662 00:29:37,314 --> 00:29:39,522 Don't stop. I want to hear the pitch. I might invest. 663 00:29:39,605 --> 00:29:42,189 Kendall: ( laughs ) We were just talking. 664 00:29:42,272 --> 00:29:44,064 To him? The enemy? 665 00:29:44,147 --> 00:29:46,314 The adults are talking. How about you go play in the other room? 666 00:29:46,397 --> 00:29:49,147 Hey, Sandy, could I maybe get a moment with you in private? 667 00:29:49,231 --> 00:29:52,189 I'd like to talk to you about how attached you're feeling 668 00:29:52,272 --> 00:29:54,730 to your 50 failing local TV stations. 669 00:29:54,813 --> 00:29:57,813 Sure. I'm sure we could find a time. 670 00:29:57,897 --> 00:30:01,481 Roman, could you maybe back off for, like, 20 minutes? 671 00:30:01,563 --> 00:30:02,730 - No. - Yeah. Get us a drink? 672 00:30:02,813 --> 00:30:04,772 I would love another old-fashioned. 673 00:30:04,855 --> 00:30:06,939 He would love another old-fashioned, cliché that he is. 674 00:30:07,022 --> 00:30:08,481 No, that's not gonna happen. 675 00:30:08,563 --> 00:30:10,147 I know that you and my dad 676 00:30:10,231 --> 00:30:13,605 have been deeply and madly in hate with each other, 677 00:30:13,688 --> 00:30:15,189 and you have been for many years, 678 00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:17,189 but I want you to know that I'm my own thing, 679 00:30:17,272 --> 00:30:19,189 and I am fully authorized-- 680 00:30:19,272 --> 00:30:21,439 - ( Kendall laughing ) - I am fully authorized 681 00:30:21,522 --> 00:30:23,356 to negotiate on behalf of Logan. 682 00:30:23,439 --> 00:30:25,688 Yeah, he's doing satellites like it's 1985. 683 00:30:25,772 --> 00:30:28,439 Dad's got him holding the plastic steering wheel in the back 684 00:30:28,522 --> 00:30:29,772 and telling him he's driving. 685 00:30:29,855 --> 00:30:31,688 You have to excuse my brother. 686 00:30:31,772 --> 00:30:33,813 He's adjusting to his medication right now. 687 00:30:33,897 --> 00:30:35,813 How about you fuck off back to your little gang-bang? 688 00:30:35,897 --> 00:30:38,272 - See how he talks to me? - You're embarrassing yourself. 689 00:30:38,356 --> 00:30:40,980 - You're family. - He used to lock me in a cage. 690 00:30:41,064 --> 00:30:43,439 - What the fuck? - No, that's a true story. 691 00:30:43,522 --> 00:30:45,939 What, you're pretending that you don't remember the dog pound? 692 00:30:46,022 --> 00:30:48,147 - Are you tripping? - Yeah, it was a "game." 693 00:30:48,231 --> 00:30:50,980 I had to go climb in this big dog cage in the kitchen 694 00:30:51,064 --> 00:30:52,647 and wait for someone to come collect me. 695 00:30:52,730 --> 00:30:54,147 Oh, yeah? Well, I-I don't know. 696 00:30:54,231 --> 00:30:56,563 Might be three minutes, might be the whole afternoon. 697 00:30:56,647 --> 00:30:59,397 Four years old. I was eating dog food out of a cold tin bowl. 698 00:30:59,481 --> 00:31:03,064 I know, right? They should make a fuckin' movie of this shit, right? 699 00:31:03,147 --> 00:31:05,481 ( awkward laugh ) Excuse me. 700 00:31:05,563 --> 00:31:07,481 I'll be back. 701 00:31:07,563 --> 00:31:09,356 ( laughing ) 702 00:31:09,439 --> 00:31:10,647 ( stomps ) 703 00:31:10,730 --> 00:31:12,855 - What the fuck are you doing? - What? 704 00:31:12,939 --> 00:31:16,272 - What was that bullshit? - I can say what I want. 705 00:31:16,356 --> 00:31:19,481 Yeah, but you-- That was insane. You're acting insane. 706 00:31:19,563 --> 00:31:21,647 So you just want me to pretend that none of that happened? 707 00:31:21,730 --> 00:31:23,231 What happened? 708 00:31:23,314 --> 00:31:24,813 None of it happened. Dog pound didn't happen. 709 00:31:24,897 --> 00:31:26,439 I never made you eat dog food. 710 00:31:26,522 --> 00:31:28,314 There was a bowl that was filled with chow, 711 00:31:28,397 --> 00:31:30,897 and I couldn't leave the cage until I finished it. 712 00:31:30,980 --> 00:31:32,439 It was a game, you enjoyed it. 713 00:31:32,522 --> 00:31:34,647 A-Ask Connor. Ask Shiv. 714 00:31:34,730 --> 00:31:36,522 I enjoyed being in a cage with a leash around my neck? 715 00:31:36,605 --> 00:31:39,105 So now there's a leash? You're full of shit. 716 00:31:39,189 --> 00:31:41,272 Me? I'm full of shit? 717 00:31:41,356 --> 00:31:42,897 - Have fun. - Get the fuck outta here. 718 00:31:42,980 --> 00:31:45,730 Asshole! Nwahh! 719 00:31:49,105 --> 00:31:51,605 ( dance music playing ) 720 00:31:54,813 --> 00:31:57,356 Connor: So I got this gelding, right? Chestnut brown. 721 00:31:57,439 --> 00:32:00,647 You wouldn't believe the size of this guy's cranium. 722 00:32:00,730 --> 00:32:02,022 Big ol' noggin! 723 00:32:02,105 --> 00:32:03,813 Hey! Con, can I ask you something? 724 00:32:03,897 --> 00:32:06,397 Do you remember anything about a dog pound when we were growing up? 725 00:32:06,481 --> 00:32:07,980 Sure, I remember that game you used to play. 726 00:32:08,064 --> 00:32:10,272 So he used to lock me in a fucking cage. 727 00:32:10,356 --> 00:32:12,772 Sure, the big cage, yeah, in your mother's place. 728 00:32:12,855 --> 00:32:14,064 The laundry room in Cheltenham. 729 00:32:14,147 --> 00:32:15,647 Thank you! He's trying to gaslight me. 730 00:32:15,730 --> 00:32:17,189 No, you liked it! 731 00:32:17,272 --> 00:32:18,855 You asked to be put in that cage. 732 00:32:18,939 --> 00:32:20,356 - What? - Yeah. 733 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:22,481 It was really weird, but I think you enjoyed it. 734 00:32:22,563 --> 00:32:24,897 OK, so I asked to eat dog food? 735 00:32:24,980 --> 00:32:27,439 It was chocolate cake. I think. 736 00:32:27,522 --> 00:32:28,897 - Bullshit. - I don't know. 737 00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:31,022 No. Kendall locked me in a cage, I went weird, 738 00:32:31,105 --> 00:32:32,439 I started wetting the bed, 739 00:32:32,522 --> 00:32:34,231 and that's why Dad sent me away to St. Andrews. 740 00:32:34,314 --> 00:32:36,064 No, Rome, Dad sent you to military school 741 00:32:36,147 --> 00:32:38,189 because you asked to go. 742 00:32:38,272 --> 00:32:41,105 - Oh, you're full of shit! - That's how I remember it! 743 00:32:42,231 --> 00:32:43,647 So listen, my ranch 744 00:32:43,730 --> 00:32:46,481 is completely safe from biological or chemical attack. 745 00:32:46,563 --> 00:32:48,064 - These are your friends, right? - Yeah. 746 00:32:48,147 --> 00:32:50,605 You'd all be welcome, anytime, pre- or post-apocalypse. 747 00:32:50,688 --> 00:32:52,980 ( music playing ) 748 00:32:57,813 --> 00:32:59,563 Greg: Tom! 749 00:32:59,647 --> 00:33:00,605 - Tom. - Hey. 750 00:33:00,688 --> 00:33:02,105 Have you seen Kendall? 751 00:33:02,189 --> 00:33:03,272 No. 752 00:33:05,439 --> 00:33:07,897 I feel like we should maybe keep an eye out for him. 753 00:33:10,772 --> 00:33:12,522 Aw, damn it. 754 00:33:22,439 --> 00:33:24,272 Tom, sweetheart, I'm at ATN with Gil. 755 00:33:24,356 --> 00:33:26,397 What's the least amount of syllables you can say this in? 756 00:33:26,481 --> 00:33:27,897 Tom: Well, I just want to be clear 757 00:33:27,980 --> 00:33:29,105 in terms of you and me. 758 00:33:29,189 --> 00:33:31,563 Is this a quid pro quo arrangement? 759 00:33:31,647 --> 00:33:33,855 I don't know what you're talking about. 760 00:33:33,939 --> 00:33:35,855 It's just, you know, if I-- 761 00:33:35,939 --> 00:33:37,356 if I, for instance, 762 00:33:37,439 --> 00:33:38,772 if I touch a boob, 763 00:33:38,855 --> 00:33:40,481 do you grab a dick? 764 00:33:40,563 --> 00:33:42,522 ( stammers ) I don't know if that's a-- 765 00:33:42,605 --> 00:33:44,022 Just to get a rough chart of comparison 766 00:33:44,105 --> 00:33:45,522 from Fahrenheit to Celsius, 767 00:33:45,605 --> 00:33:47,314 or, you know, an eye for an eye? 768 00:33:47,397 --> 00:33:49,189 Or an orifice for an orifice? 769 00:33:49,272 --> 00:33:52,314 I'm just trying to get a sense of the parameters here. 770 00:33:52,397 --> 00:33:54,980 Uh, Tom, I can't negotiate right now. 771 00:33:55,064 --> 00:33:57,397 But we know, right? We just know. 772 00:33:57,481 --> 00:33:58,813 Sure. 773 00:33:58,897 --> 00:34:00,439 We know. 774 00:34:00,522 --> 00:34:02,813 S-- Oop-- 775 00:34:02,897 --> 00:34:04,772 So you want to run the tree on how personal stuff plays? 776 00:34:04,855 --> 00:34:06,647 Issues, issues, issues. 777 00:34:06,730 --> 00:34:09,439 I can handle the soft soap, Shiv. 778 00:34:09,522 --> 00:34:11,439 Hey, Kendall. Just spoke to Shiv. 779 00:34:11,522 --> 00:34:13,688 Official permission for having of the fun. 780 00:34:13,772 --> 00:34:15,314 Amazing. So happy for you. 781 00:34:16,397 --> 00:34:18,272 Hey, man, can I get this, uh-- 782 00:34:22,605 --> 00:34:26,147 - Hey, Ken. - Kendall: Hey, Frank. Listen. 783 00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:27,605 I've had an approach. 784 00:34:27,688 --> 00:34:29,647 It's kind of a very interesting approach, 785 00:34:29,730 --> 00:34:31,522 and I wanted to get your brain on it. 786 00:34:31,605 --> 00:34:33,980 I heard from the girls. The Dust thing. With the art? 787 00:34:34,064 --> 00:34:36,772 Yeah, I know. I saw them. It's locked down. 788 00:34:36,855 --> 00:34:39,730 They wanted you to know they loved you in the room. But-- 789 00:34:39,813 --> 00:34:41,980 I just spoke to the girl. We're good. 790 00:34:42,064 --> 00:34:45,022 Ken, they're already setting this up elsewhere. 791 00:34:45,105 --> 00:34:46,064 But like I said, 792 00:34:46,147 --> 00:34:47,105 they loved you in the room. 793 00:34:47,189 --> 00:34:48,980 What are you talking about? 794 00:34:49,064 --> 00:34:51,563 I think there's other money and they liked it better. 795 00:34:51,647 --> 00:34:52,939 Then we match it. 796 00:34:53,022 --> 00:34:55,939 I tried that already, but-- 797 00:34:56,022 --> 00:34:58,189 Seriously, they loved you in the room. 798 00:34:58,272 --> 00:34:59,939 Will you stop telling me they loved me in the fucking room?! 799 00:35:00,022 --> 00:35:03,356 Frank! I heard you the first time. 800 00:35:05,522 --> 00:35:07,897 OK. OK, let me talk to her. 801 00:35:07,980 --> 00:35:09,813 I can fix this. 802 00:35:09,897 --> 00:35:11,147 Yeah? 803 00:35:13,605 --> 00:35:15,772 ( dance music playing ) 804 00:35:38,189 --> 00:35:40,481 Hey. Hey. Can we talk for a second? 805 00:35:40,563 --> 00:35:41,688 Can we do this another time? 806 00:35:41,772 --> 00:35:43,730 I just got off the phone to Frank. 807 00:35:43,813 --> 00:35:46,022 What happened? He told me. 808 00:35:46,105 --> 00:35:48,105 I'm sorry, it's nothing personal. 809 00:35:48,189 --> 00:35:50,897 I shouldn't be telling you this, but I'm about to land a chunk of seed capital 810 00:35:50,980 --> 00:35:53,105 the size of fuckin' Idaho, 811 00:35:53,189 --> 00:35:55,939 so, I mean, whatever it is you need, 812 00:35:56,022 --> 00:35:58,522 I can make it happen. OK? 813 00:35:58,605 --> 00:36:00,439 - Yeah, OK. - OK? 814 00:36:00,522 --> 00:36:03,105 So are we good? 815 00:36:03,189 --> 00:36:05,189 You know, it's just not about that. 816 00:36:05,272 --> 00:36:08,147 Then, like, help me out here, 817 00:36:08,231 --> 00:36:10,356 'cause there's something I'm not seeing. 818 00:36:10,439 --> 00:36:14,022 - It's the name. - Which? You mean "Dust"? 819 00:36:14,105 --> 00:36:16,522 Roy. Kendall Roy. 820 00:36:16,605 --> 00:36:18,439 It'd be like I was marrying Hitler, 821 00:36:18,522 --> 00:36:20,688 and then I'd get to be, what, Mrs. Hitler? 822 00:36:20,772 --> 00:36:23,730 OK, uh, that's not really fair, 823 00:36:23,813 --> 00:36:25,605 I mean... 824 00:36:25,688 --> 00:36:27,813 Look, that's-- that's not me. 825 00:36:27,897 --> 00:36:30,272 I'm not a Roy. 826 00:36:30,356 --> 00:36:32,397 OK? Not really. 827 00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:35,314 I'm sorry. It's cool, we just don't want to be Hitler Incorp-- 828 00:36:35,397 --> 00:36:37,647 Can you stop saying Hitler? Please? You don't know what I am. 829 00:36:37,730 --> 00:36:40,272 Consensus is you're a coked-up prick who can't shit straight. 830 00:36:40,356 --> 00:36:44,147 You think you're different? 831 00:36:44,231 --> 00:36:45,730 OK, Angela. You know what, 832 00:36:45,813 --> 00:36:47,147 I'm gonna be frank with you-- 833 00:36:47,231 --> 00:36:48,980 Look, I didn't want to do this here. 834 00:36:49,064 --> 00:36:51,772 And I may be being more forthright 'cause of the coke. 835 00:36:51,855 --> 00:36:53,439 I tend to get more forthright on coke. 836 00:36:53,522 --> 00:36:54,647 All right? I'm sorry. 837 00:36:54,730 --> 00:36:56,147 OK, look, hey, listen-- 838 00:36:56,231 --> 00:36:57,855 Hey, fuck off! 839 00:37:08,105 --> 00:37:10,189 Hey, man, can I get in on this? 840 00:37:20,022 --> 00:37:24,522 I'm joined in the studio by Senator Gil Eavis. Firstly, Senator, 841 00:37:24,605 --> 00:37:26,481 welcome. We really appreciate it. 842 00:37:26,563 --> 00:37:28,189 Happy to be here, Sharon. 843 00:37:28,272 --> 00:37:31,314 I want to just jump straight in, if we may. 844 00:37:31,397 --> 00:37:35,397 Your wife very tragically took her own life 18 months ago. 845 00:37:35,481 --> 00:37:37,231 The warmest of ATN welcomes. 846 00:37:37,314 --> 00:37:39,189 Gil: I think everybody knows 847 00:37:39,272 --> 00:37:42,980 about that, and it's something I live with every day. 848 00:37:43,064 --> 00:37:45,772 But it's not relevant to the issues. 849 00:37:45,855 --> 00:37:47,939 - I want to explore-- - The impression you've given 850 00:37:48,022 --> 00:37:50,147 is that it did inform your decision to run. 851 00:37:50,231 --> 00:37:52,897 A lot of things inform a big decision like this. 852 00:37:52,980 --> 00:37:54,688 But what I want to talk about tonight-- 853 00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:56,064 But it hasn't been long, 854 00:37:56,147 --> 00:37:58,647 and I guess that what some people may ask is, 855 00:37:58,730 --> 00:38:00,688 what could possibly have caused such a tragedy? 856 00:38:00,772 --> 00:38:02,647 And are you ready so suddenly 857 00:38:02,730 --> 00:38:06,022 to turn around and run for the highest office? 858 00:38:06,105 --> 00:38:07,147 Doesn't he have a line for this? 859 00:38:07,231 --> 00:38:09,064 It's usually-- normally OK. 860 00:38:09,147 --> 00:38:11,897 Gil: I'm focused on what I think this country needs to do 861 00:38:11,980 --> 00:38:14,231 - to move to-- - So you have thought about it, 862 00:38:14,314 --> 00:38:15,897 your mental and emotional state? 863 00:38:15,980 --> 00:38:18,522 I think about my feelings, like most humans... 864 00:38:18,605 --> 00:38:20,397 Oh, no, no. No sarcasm. 865 00:38:20,481 --> 00:38:22,647 It must be incredibly difficult for you 866 00:38:22,730 --> 00:38:24,481 as a person who has had to deal with rumors 867 00:38:24,563 --> 00:38:26,397 swirling about the state of his mental health. 868 00:38:26,481 --> 00:38:29,064 Why don't we stop playing this game of pretend sympathy 869 00:38:29,147 --> 00:38:31,563 where you're just trying to get your viewers to ask, 870 00:38:31,647 --> 00:38:33,522 "What sort of guy has a wife who kills herself?" 871 00:38:33,605 --> 00:38:35,813 - That is-- - You wanna make this personal? 872 00:38:35,897 --> 00:38:37,980 Let's talk about Logan Roy, shall we? 873 00:38:38,064 --> 00:38:42,772 The paymaster who set you up in this hack job against me today-- 874 00:38:42,855 --> 00:38:44,147 Oh, Senator, come on. 875 00:38:44,231 --> 00:38:45,688 If you want to know about a person, 876 00:38:45,772 --> 00:38:47,855 look at his relationships with his family. 877 00:38:47,939 --> 00:38:49,356 His only daughter 878 00:38:49,439 --> 00:38:51,730 - has come to work for me. - Oh, fuck off. 879 00:38:51,813 --> 00:38:54,730 - Shiv. - I'm not the fucking angle. 880 00:38:56,147 --> 00:38:58,105 So you don't want to take any more questions? 881 00:38:58,189 --> 00:39:00,897 Certainly not from you. Thank you. 882 00:39:00,980 --> 00:39:03,688 Unfortunately, that seems to be all the time we're going to have with Senator Eavis. 883 00:39:03,772 --> 00:39:06,314 ( music playing ) 884 00:39:16,147 --> 00:39:18,105 Hey! Kenny! 885 00:39:21,272 --> 00:39:26,105 Whoa. That's a chunk of chang you got there, buddy. 886 00:39:26,189 --> 00:39:27,939 It sure is, Greg. 887 00:39:29,314 --> 00:39:32,897 Maybe... just ease-- ease into that, right? 888 00:39:32,980 --> 00:39:34,231 I mean, not all at once? 889 00:39:37,064 --> 00:39:38,980 Can I help you with something, man? 890 00:39:39,064 --> 00:39:41,481 What the fuck's going on? You've been up my ass all night. 891 00:39:41,563 --> 00:39:44,481 No, I just-- I'm just keepin' an eye out for you. 892 00:39:44,563 --> 00:39:46,522 I mean, drugs-- You don't know where-- 893 00:39:46,605 --> 00:39:49,688 Is this Rava? Did she put you up to this? 894 00:39:49,772 --> 00:39:51,105 No. 895 00:39:51,189 --> 00:39:53,147 Then what's your fuckin' deal, man? 896 00:39:53,231 --> 00:39:56,939 Your dad is, I think, a little worried about you is all. 897 00:39:57,022 --> 00:39:59,772 My dad asked you to fuckin' spy on me? 898 00:39:59,855 --> 00:40:02,105 No, not spy, watch-- 899 00:40:02,189 --> 00:40:04,189 Family-style watching you. 900 00:40:04,272 --> 00:40:05,855 - Wow. - You know? 901 00:40:05,939 --> 00:40:10,022 I'm about to do these four lines of cocaine, 902 00:40:10,105 --> 00:40:12,688 to top up the four I just did, 903 00:40:12,772 --> 00:40:15,272 and then my heart's gonna explode. 904 00:40:15,356 --> 00:40:17,688 So if you want to stop me, 905 00:40:17,772 --> 00:40:20,522 be my guest. 906 00:40:20,605 --> 00:40:22,022 I don't do white drugs. 907 00:40:22,105 --> 00:40:24,522 My dad's gonna be super-disappointed 908 00:40:24,605 --> 00:40:26,147 if his son ODs. 909 00:40:26,231 --> 00:40:28,481 - I know. - So...? 910 00:40:31,022 --> 00:40:32,439 ( snorting ) 911 00:40:38,022 --> 00:40:39,439 What the fuck? 912 00:40:39,522 --> 00:40:41,105 He's counting on you to look after me. 913 00:40:43,688 --> 00:40:45,980 OK, OK, OK! Stop. Stop. 914 00:40:46,064 --> 00:40:47,730 OK. Give it to me. 915 00:40:51,481 --> 00:40:53,147 - Go on. - I'm goin'. 916 00:40:53,231 --> 00:40:54,939 Tom: Ooh, Greg! 917 00:40:55,022 --> 00:40:56,813 Go for it, Greg! 918 00:40:56,897 --> 00:40:59,147 Suck on those big white dicks, you fuckin' pervert. 919 00:41:01,939 --> 00:41:03,481 ( snorting ) 920 00:41:06,272 --> 00:41:07,439 Oh! 921 00:41:09,272 --> 00:41:11,231 ( gurgling ) 922 00:41:11,314 --> 00:41:14,189 Tom: Greg, you greedy piece of shit. 923 00:41:15,481 --> 00:41:17,688 ( laughing ) Oh, my God! 924 00:41:17,772 --> 00:41:20,647 Greg, you total coke whore. 925 00:41:20,730 --> 00:41:22,022 ( gurgling ) 926 00:41:23,272 --> 00:41:24,939 ( laughing ) 927 00:41:25,022 --> 00:41:26,314 Should I puke? 928 00:41:26,397 --> 00:41:29,314 Not unless you can puke up your entire bloodstream. 929 00:41:29,397 --> 00:41:30,730 ( laughing ) 930 00:41:30,813 --> 00:41:33,397 - Oh, my God, man. - That is strong drugs. 931 00:41:33,481 --> 00:41:35,897 - I know. I hope you don't die. - Oh, my God! 932 00:41:35,980 --> 00:41:38,397 If you do, your heart is gonna be pumping so hard 933 00:41:38,481 --> 00:41:42,022 it'll probably bring you back to life. 934 00:41:42,105 --> 00:41:44,897 - Where did he go? - Buckle up, fucklehead! 935 00:41:44,980 --> 00:41:46,189 ( laughs ) 936 00:42:07,272 --> 00:42:08,147 Hi. 937 00:42:09,563 --> 00:42:12,064 - Logan: Hello, Pinky. - Shiv: Hello. 938 00:42:12,147 --> 00:42:15,563 - I'm glad you kept the date. - Well, family. 939 00:42:17,439 --> 00:42:20,397 - How was the play? - Oh, you know, 940 00:42:20,481 --> 00:42:22,563 people pretending to be people. 941 00:42:22,647 --> 00:42:23,688 ( laughs ) 942 00:42:23,772 --> 00:42:26,189 How are the wedding arrangements? 943 00:42:26,272 --> 00:42:28,147 Very exciting. 944 00:42:28,231 --> 00:42:30,897 Yeah, well, I'm excited. My daughter. 945 00:42:30,980 --> 00:42:32,939 So you saw the interview. 946 00:42:33,022 --> 00:42:34,314 They told me. 947 00:42:34,397 --> 00:42:36,272 You came after the man's wife. 948 00:42:38,314 --> 00:42:39,397 They said. 949 00:42:39,481 --> 00:42:41,439 You're OK with that? 950 00:42:41,522 --> 00:42:44,314 Tell him not to speak about my family, 951 00:42:44,397 --> 00:42:46,314 not on my network... 952 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:49,314 not on any network, ever again. 953 00:42:49,397 --> 00:42:50,939 Or I'll end him. 954 00:42:51,022 --> 00:42:54,314 Yeah, silence the man who says you're stifling dissent. 955 00:42:54,397 --> 00:42:57,064 I'm a bad father? How dare he. 956 00:42:57,147 --> 00:43:00,231 He's a bad fuckin' husband. He killed his wife. 957 00:43:00,314 --> 00:43:02,314 Oh, come on. Dad. 958 00:43:02,397 --> 00:43:04,439 What if the acquisitions you're making 959 00:43:04,522 --> 00:43:06,439 are actually bad for the country? 960 00:43:06,522 --> 00:43:08,855 He's using you. Can't you see it? 961 00:43:08,939 --> 00:43:12,563 Don't let any of the bullshit overshadow your wedding. 962 00:43:12,647 --> 00:43:14,189 The wedding? 963 00:43:14,272 --> 00:43:15,688 The fucking wedding? I don't give a shit. 964 00:43:15,772 --> 00:43:18,730 Oh, Siobhan, come on. Stop screwing around. 965 00:43:18,813 --> 00:43:21,189 I want to talk about you properly. 966 00:43:21,272 --> 00:43:25,356 Come in. I'm tired of this. 967 00:43:25,439 --> 00:43:27,356 You have potential. 968 00:43:27,439 --> 00:43:30,397 I've always thought you were the smartest. 969 00:43:30,481 --> 00:43:33,022 So that's why you tried Kendall and Roman first? 970 00:43:34,772 --> 00:43:37,730 Do you know what? I am the smartest. 971 00:43:37,813 --> 00:43:39,605 Which is why I can see through you 972 00:43:39,688 --> 00:43:42,189 and this transparent little offer to buy me off. 973 00:43:42,272 --> 00:43:45,897 I've always tried to do right by you, Siobhan. 974 00:43:45,980 --> 00:43:48,147 And maybe... 975 00:43:48,231 --> 00:43:50,397 maybe I shouldn't have. 976 00:43:50,481 --> 00:43:53,064 Maybe I should just let them come for you. 977 00:43:53,147 --> 00:43:54,730 Like who? 978 00:43:54,813 --> 00:43:57,356 Like... I don't know. 979 00:43:58,563 --> 00:44:00,522 But I hear things. 980 00:44:04,272 --> 00:44:06,105 Are you threatening me? 981 00:44:06,189 --> 00:44:08,563 Absolutely not. 982 00:44:08,647 --> 00:44:10,939 If this is the way things are gonna go, then fuck off, Dad. 983 00:44:11,022 --> 00:44:14,231 Then... I'm truly sorry. 984 00:44:23,772 --> 00:44:25,356 So, in terms of Shiv, 985 00:44:25,439 --> 00:44:27,439 where I've landed is, uh, 986 00:44:27,522 --> 00:44:29,147 I'm maybe just gonna ask for a handy. 987 00:44:29,231 --> 00:44:31,439 - Think that's OK? - Don't pre-rationalize. 988 00:44:31,522 --> 00:44:34,356 You get off, you eat the shame for dessert. 989 00:44:38,605 --> 00:44:41,730 - Wait. Her? That one? - Yeah. We were talking 990 00:44:41,813 --> 00:44:43,939 for, like, 20 minutes about financial derivatives, 991 00:44:44,022 --> 00:44:45,314 and she just asked me. 992 00:44:45,397 --> 00:44:46,939 My God! Holy shit! 993 00:44:47,022 --> 00:44:49,439 Dad would go fuckin' nuts for her. You should do it. 994 00:44:49,522 --> 00:44:50,897 - Yeah? - Yeah! Fuck yeah! 995 00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:52,147 I'd be all over that. 996 00:44:52,231 --> 00:44:56,064 I'd, like... I'd fuckin'... 997 00:44:56,147 --> 00:44:58,730 Arrgh! Fuck. 998 00:44:58,813 --> 00:45:00,563 OK, well... 999 00:45:02,105 --> 00:45:04,356 I need something. Do you have a Smint? 1000 00:45:04,439 --> 00:45:05,688 - What? - Do you have a Smint? 1001 00:45:05,772 --> 00:45:08,481 No! Just grab your baloney-pipe and jizz. 1002 00:45:11,730 --> 00:45:14,397 - OK. OK. - Yeah. OK. 1003 00:45:18,563 --> 00:45:20,022 Champagne? 1004 00:45:22,730 --> 00:45:24,105 - Woman: Bye. - Tom: Bye. 1005 00:45:34,522 --> 00:45:35,855 Stewy: You gotta get into P.R. 1006 00:45:35,939 --> 00:45:37,897 That's where the real fuckin' money-- 1007 00:45:37,980 --> 00:45:40,022 Do you think now would be a good time to sit down with the old fart? 1008 00:45:40,105 --> 00:45:43,605 Dude, did you see that guy jerking off near the hors d'oeuvres? 1009 00:45:43,688 --> 00:45:45,605 Dude, that's a fuckin' health hazard. 1010 00:45:45,688 --> 00:45:47,730 Uh, no. When do you think I can talk to him? 1011 00:45:47,813 --> 00:45:49,688 I'd really love to hear something to take home. 1012 00:45:49,772 --> 00:45:52,272 Uh-huh. Ro-Ro, can you just be fucking cool, man? 1013 00:45:52,356 --> 00:45:54,022 Maybe get a slider. 1014 00:45:54,105 --> 00:45:56,813 Ask if can stick your finger up someone's ass, all right, buddy? 1015 00:45:56,897 --> 00:46:00,022 - Jeez. - Hey! Fuck you! 1016 00:46:00,105 --> 00:46:02,605 I'm not your little pet that you get to kick around. 1017 00:46:02,688 --> 00:46:04,772 Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me, space suit. 1018 00:46:04,855 --> 00:46:06,356 Bro. 1019 00:46:06,439 --> 00:46:07,939 You think that I can't make your life difficult, 1020 00:46:08,022 --> 00:46:09,397 but word in the right ear, 1021 00:46:09,481 --> 00:46:11,105 and I could be your migraine, motherfucker. 1022 00:46:11,189 --> 00:46:14,272 I came here to talk to the old man on your word, 1023 00:46:14,356 --> 00:46:16,272 so make it happen. 1024 00:46:16,356 --> 00:46:17,605 - OK. - Yeah? 1025 00:46:17,688 --> 00:46:19,939 - All right. - Cool. 1026 00:46:23,314 --> 00:46:24,563 Ahh! 1027 00:46:27,064 --> 00:46:29,939 I tried to hide... but it finds you. 1028 00:46:30,022 --> 00:46:32,397 Wherever you hide, the party finds you. 1029 00:46:34,314 --> 00:46:36,522 Sir, this is your final warning. 1030 00:46:36,605 --> 00:46:37,813 Absolutely. 1031 00:46:37,897 --> 00:46:39,022 Got it. 1032 00:46:39,105 --> 00:46:40,064 Wait. What's happening? 1033 00:46:40,147 --> 00:46:41,481 Your friend here 1034 00:46:41,563 --> 00:46:43,356 keeps telling people he's in love with them, 1035 00:46:43,439 --> 00:46:44,855 and it's making people uncomfortable. 1036 00:46:44,939 --> 00:46:46,522 My bad. Mixed messages. 1037 00:46:46,605 --> 00:46:50,939 It's just we share such strong feelings about gut bacteria 1038 00:46:51,022 --> 00:46:53,272 I think I got the wrong end of the stick. 1039 00:46:53,356 --> 00:46:54,563 Watch him. 1040 00:46:57,022 --> 00:46:59,105 Maybe I should go apologize. 1041 00:46:59,189 --> 00:47:00,730 Give her a hug. 1042 00:47:01,813 --> 00:47:03,563 Oh, my God, dude! 1043 00:47:03,647 --> 00:47:05,605 That was insane! 1044 00:47:05,688 --> 00:47:07,314 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. Me and this girl, 1045 00:47:07,397 --> 00:47:10,314 we go into this side room and we start making out, 1046 00:47:10,397 --> 00:47:11,813 and then I'm touching her 1047 00:47:11,897 --> 00:47:13,397 and then she goes down on me, 1048 00:47:13,481 --> 00:47:16,605 and then I splooge in her mouth, and-- 1049 00:47:16,688 --> 00:47:17,730 I know! I know! 1050 00:47:17,813 --> 00:47:19,647 And get this: she kisses me 1051 00:47:19,730 --> 00:47:22,730 and puts it back in my mouth, and I swallow. 1052 00:47:22,813 --> 00:47:24,772 Which, the cum? 1053 00:47:24,855 --> 00:47:26,897 I know. So hot! 1054 00:47:26,980 --> 00:47:28,772 You swallowed your own load? 1055 00:47:28,855 --> 00:47:30,605 Yeah. I heard of it, but I don't-- 1056 00:47:30,688 --> 00:47:32,647 I didn't know it actually happened. 1057 00:47:32,730 --> 00:47:34,272 I haven't heard about it before. 1058 00:47:34,356 --> 00:47:36,439 I have. It's a thing. There's a word for it. 1059 00:47:36,522 --> 00:47:39,813 I can't remember what it is right now. 1060 00:47:39,897 --> 00:47:42,022 - Hmm. - So fuckin' hot. 1061 00:47:46,189 --> 00:47:47,980 When are we allowed to go home? 1062 00:47:48,064 --> 00:47:49,647 We have cars at 5:00. 1063 00:47:52,189 --> 00:47:54,772 Greg, I'm having the time of my life. 1064 00:47:54,855 --> 00:47:56,272 This is nightmarish. 1065 00:48:06,813 --> 00:48:09,481 You ready for your bachelorette party? 1066 00:48:09,563 --> 00:48:11,272 They were out of marine uniforms, 1067 00:48:11,356 --> 00:48:14,064 so I've come dressed as a political consultant. 1068 00:48:16,314 --> 00:48:17,647 Sss... 1069 00:48:22,980 --> 00:48:24,397 Relax. 1070 00:48:24,481 --> 00:48:26,064 This isn't real. 1071 00:48:27,980 --> 00:48:32,189 It's becoming real, which might be a problem for us. 1072 00:48:35,855 --> 00:48:39,105 Uh... can I stay? 1073 00:48:40,688 --> 00:48:42,563 But with you, as a human dog 1074 00:48:42,647 --> 00:48:44,605 just at the foot of the bed? 1075 00:48:45,688 --> 00:48:47,813 I love you, Kenny. 1076 00:48:49,897 --> 00:48:52,356 - I love you too, man. - I'm tryin' to find this girl, 1077 00:48:52,439 --> 00:48:54,105 but I think she's trying to hide from me. 1078 00:48:54,189 --> 00:48:56,439 Listen, is there another room for humping? 1079 00:48:56,522 --> 00:48:58,064 'Cause I also lost Roman. 1080 00:48:58,147 --> 00:49:00,439 - Fuck Roman. - Well, you know, 1081 00:49:00,522 --> 00:49:02,563 he was askin' about the dog pound, 1082 00:49:02,647 --> 00:49:04,147 and he got kind of riled up. 1083 00:49:04,231 --> 00:49:05,481 Is he still talking about that? 1084 00:49:05,563 --> 00:49:06,605 Yeah. 1085 00:49:06,688 --> 00:49:08,647 - It's pathetic. - Yeah. 1086 00:49:08,730 --> 00:49:09,813 He enjoyed it, right? 1087 00:49:09,897 --> 00:49:11,147 Oh, yeah! 1088 00:49:11,231 --> 00:49:12,397 I mean, you did too. 1089 00:49:12,481 --> 00:49:14,272 You know, just messin' around. 1090 00:49:14,356 --> 00:49:15,813 Yeah, just messin' around. 1091 00:49:15,897 --> 00:49:17,980 Dad's theory was you got two fighting dogs, 1092 00:49:18,064 --> 00:49:19,522 you send the weak one away, 1093 00:49:19,605 --> 00:49:20,605 you punish the weak one. 1094 00:49:20,688 --> 00:49:22,397 Then everyone knows the hierarchy, 1095 00:49:22,481 --> 00:49:23,605 then everyone's happy. 1096 00:49:23,688 --> 00:49:25,897 So away he went. 1097 00:49:25,980 --> 00:49:27,563 I gotta keep lookin'. OK. 1098 00:49:27,647 --> 00:49:30,105 Hi! Hey, may I ask you, 1099 00:49:30,189 --> 00:49:31,730 where were you on 9/11? 1100 00:49:31,813 --> 00:49:34,688 You know what, I-- Never mind. 1101 00:49:39,980 --> 00:49:42,813 Listen, Sandy. 1102 00:49:42,897 --> 00:49:45,813 I appreciate your offer. I'm not getting out. 1103 00:49:48,022 --> 00:49:53,688 OK. Well, if you think you have to tell your father and get back in with him, 1104 00:49:53,772 --> 00:49:56,105 - then I-- - Keep your money. 1105 00:49:57,272 --> 00:49:59,605 Keep your money, bring me in. 1106 00:49:59,688 --> 00:50:01,397 We do this properly. 1107 00:50:01,481 --> 00:50:04,189 We'll go fuck my dad together. 1108 00:50:04,272 --> 00:50:06,939 - Uh-huh. - Takeover. 1109 00:50:07,022 --> 00:50:09,022 Leveraged buyout. Hostile. 1110 00:50:09,105 --> 00:50:10,688 That's a dual stock situation. 1111 00:50:10,772 --> 00:50:12,439 That's not gonna be straightforward. 1112 00:50:12,522 --> 00:50:15,813 Price in the toilet, shareholders are pissed-- 1113 00:50:15,897 --> 00:50:19,605 you and me could force him to the table. 1114 00:50:19,688 --> 00:50:21,730 What about the rest of your family? 1115 00:50:21,813 --> 00:50:23,605 Fuck the rest of my family. 1116 00:50:23,688 --> 00:50:26,397 - Easy to say. - No one has a clue but me. 1117 00:50:26,481 --> 00:50:29,314 I know what to do. I see it all. 1118 00:50:29,397 --> 00:50:30,813 We take it apart. 1119 00:50:30,897 --> 00:50:35,022 Fuck local TV, newspapers, parks-- 1120 00:50:35,105 --> 00:50:37,605 we bulldoze the whole fuckin' shantytown. 1121 00:50:37,688 --> 00:50:40,064 We just keep the juiciest morsels, 1122 00:50:40,147 --> 00:50:41,855 turn the thing from a pod of rotting whales 1123 00:50:41,939 --> 00:50:43,730 into one bastard great white. 1124 00:50:43,813 --> 00:50:45,356 What's your end? 1125 00:50:45,439 --> 00:50:49,314 CEO. I'm the only one who knows the architecture. 1126 00:50:49,397 --> 00:50:52,481 OK? The emotional corporate architecture. 1127 00:50:52,563 --> 00:50:55,481 Well, I could like it. Stewy might not like it. 1128 00:50:55,563 --> 00:50:56,980 Fuck Stewy. 1129 00:50:57,064 --> 00:50:59,813 Stewy will follow the money like a dog in a cartoon. 1130 00:50:59,897 --> 00:51:02,439 And you sure you got the stomach? 1131 00:51:02,522 --> 00:51:03,939 Yeah. 1132 00:51:05,897 --> 00:51:07,980 I'm good. 1133 00:51:25,772 --> 00:51:27,980 ( phone buzzing ) 1134 00:51:35,730 --> 00:51:37,397 Tom. 1135 00:51:37,481 --> 00:51:39,231 - Marcia: Um... - Oh. 1136 00:51:39,314 --> 00:51:40,522 ...sorry to wake you. 1137 00:51:40,605 --> 00:51:42,980 Hey. Is everything OK? 1138 00:51:43,064 --> 00:51:44,022 No. 1139 00:51:44,105 --> 00:51:46,522 He couldn't catch his breath. 1140 00:51:46,605 --> 00:51:50,939 Listen, we've been advised, and we are really sorry, 1141 00:51:51,022 --> 00:51:55,231 but I don't think it's a good idea for him to come to the wedding. 1142 00:51:57,647 --> 00:51:59,481 Oh, yeah. That sounds sensible. 1143 00:51:59,563 --> 00:52:00,439 Shiv. 1144 00:52:02,939 --> 00:52:04,688 He really is sorry. 1145 00:52:04,772 --> 00:52:08,356 Yeah, me too. 1146 00:52:08,439 --> 00:52:11,105 OK, bye. 1147 00:52:17,314 --> 00:52:19,813 You OK? 1148 00:52:19,897 --> 00:52:22,647 Yeah. I'm great. That's two less wedding dinners 1149 00:52:22,730 --> 00:52:25,730 for the caterers to have to organize. 1150 00:52:25,813 --> 00:52:27,147 ( grunts ) 1151 00:52:35,855 --> 00:52:37,605 I don't know, Nate. 1152 00:52:40,855 --> 00:52:42,647 I don't fuckin' know. 1153 00:52:51,939 --> 00:52:54,272 Roman: And I would be your point man on this, 1154 00:52:54,356 --> 00:52:56,730 so you would not have to deal direct with my dad. 1155 00:52:56,813 --> 00:53:00,356 So if we can find a price... 1156 00:53:02,522 --> 00:53:06,272 - But there's potential? - It could happen. 1157 00:53:06,356 --> 00:53:07,439 Well, fuck, I'm excited. 1158 00:53:07,522 --> 00:53:10,105 This is great. This is pure upside. 1159 00:53:10,189 --> 00:53:11,855 - Roman: Thank you. - Awesome, dude. 1160 00:53:13,189 --> 00:53:15,064 Let's jerk him around for a bit, 1161 00:53:15,147 --> 00:53:16,939 then throw him back. 1162 00:53:18,022 --> 00:53:20,105 This fuckin' family. 1163 00:53:21,481 --> 00:53:23,064 Ooh, hey! Come on. 1164 00:53:23,147 --> 00:53:24,397 How's it goin'? 1165 00:53:31,980 --> 00:53:33,147 What? 1166 00:53:37,189 --> 00:53:39,772 What, are you psyching me out? 1167 00:53:47,563 --> 00:53:48,522 ( clank ) 1168 00:53:48,605 --> 00:53:50,605 I'm fuckin' terrified. 1169 00:53:52,730 --> 00:53:54,064 Asshole! 1170 00:53:57,980 --> 00:53:59,813 Shit. 1171 00:53:59,897 --> 00:54:01,189 If the car doesn't come soon, 1172 00:54:01,272 --> 00:54:03,022 I'm just gonna swim home, I think. 1173 00:54:03,105 --> 00:54:06,563 Greg tells me you swallowed your own load. 1174 00:54:06,647 --> 00:54:10,522 Yeah, It was-- Yeah. It was pretty wild. 1175 00:54:10,605 --> 00:54:13,022 It's cool, though, 'cause it's like I didn't cheat 1176 00:54:13,105 --> 00:54:15,356 'cause all the sperm stayed in my own body. 1177 00:54:15,439 --> 00:54:17,730 Like a closed loop system. So... 1178 00:54:19,064 --> 00:54:20,522 It'd be really nice to see Shiv. 1179 00:54:20,605 --> 00:54:23,939 Willa! Hi, I just want to say I love you. 1180 00:54:24,022 --> 00:54:25,314 I love you so much. 1181 00:54:25,397 --> 00:54:27,105 What's happening? Where's the car? 1182 00:54:27,189 --> 00:54:28,772 Arriving in five. 1183 00:54:28,855 --> 00:54:30,147 Congratulations, Tom. 1184 00:54:30,231 --> 00:54:33,688 I hear you swallowed your own load. 1185 00:54:33,772 --> 00:54:35,022 Yeah, I did. 1186 00:54:35,105 --> 00:54:37,064 It's been a really wonderful night. 1187 00:54:37,147 --> 00:54:40,022 I would love a chicken pot pie. 1188 00:54:40,105 --> 00:54:41,231 Thank you. 1189 00:54:41,314 --> 00:54:43,105 OK, honey, bye. 1190 00:54:56,064 --> 00:54:58,064 Hey, Shiv! 1191 00:54:58,147 --> 00:54:59,356 I'm home! 1192 00:54:59,439 --> 00:55:01,189 Still got both my eyebrows! 1193 00:55:01,272 --> 00:55:02,772 - Oh, hi! - Hey. 1194 00:55:02,855 --> 00:55:05,563 Hey, you're back... already. 1195 00:55:05,647 --> 00:55:08,939 God, I missed you, honey. God, I missed you. 1196 00:55:09,022 --> 00:55:11,397 - I missed you. - How was it? 1197 00:55:11,481 --> 00:55:13,897 - Which-- Oh, the party? - Yeah. 1198 00:55:13,980 --> 00:55:14,897 It was a blast. 1199 00:55:14,980 --> 00:55:16,605 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1200 00:55:16,688 --> 00:55:20,647 So... what happened? 1201 00:55:20,730 --> 00:55:23,356 ( laughs ) You know, just... 1202 00:55:23,439 --> 00:55:25,647 like, this and that. 1203 00:55:25,730 --> 00:55:27,105 Usual. Normal stuff. 1204 00:55:27,189 --> 00:55:29,522 Specifically what, Tom? 1205 00:55:32,481 --> 00:55:34,813 Wait, what? No. Shiv, you-- 1206 00:55:34,897 --> 00:55:37,147 I thought you said-- 1207 00:55:37,231 --> 00:55:39,272 Oh, honey, I'm shitting you. 1208 00:55:39,356 --> 00:55:40,605 Oh, my God, OK. 1209 00:55:40,688 --> 00:55:42,231 ( both laugh ) 1210 00:55:42,314 --> 00:55:44,563 Oh, it's good to have you back. 1211 00:55:55,147 --> 00:55:56,897 Yeah, Frank. 1212 00:55:56,980 --> 00:55:58,939 Those girls from the art thing, 1213 00:55:59,022 --> 00:56:01,813 I want you to put the word around they're junkies, 1214 00:56:01,897 --> 00:56:04,356 they're sluts, they're shooting seed capital 1215 00:56:04,439 --> 00:56:06,855 straight into their arms. 1216 00:56:06,939 --> 00:56:08,397 Let's sink them. 1217 00:56:31,189 --> 00:56:33,314 ( indistinct chatter ) 1218 00:56:35,314 --> 00:56:37,563 Gentlemen. Shall we? 1219 00:56:40,064 --> 00:56:41,231 My man. 1220 00:56:48,605 --> 00:56:51,022 ( music playing ) 1221 00:57:59,397 --> 00:58:00,105 STEWY: You're doin' this? 1222 00:58:00,314 --> 00:58:01,147 KENDALL ROY: Yeah, I'm doin' this. 1223 00:58:01,522 --> 00:58:03,105 -STEWY: Are you scared? -Have you met my dad? 1224 00:58:03,397 --> 00:58:05,688 It'll be hostile, hostile, hostile. 1225 00:58:06,314 --> 00:58:07,730 (CLOCK TICKING) 1226 00:58:08,105 --> 00:58:09,813 Why are you so jumpy about this, Ken? 1227 00:58:09,897 --> 00:58:12,397 KENDALL: About taking the company out of family control? 1228 00:58:12,647 --> 00:58:14,189 About fucking Rom, Shiv, and Connor? 1229 00:58:14,439 --> 00:58:17,064 Probably blowing what's left in my dad's brain? 1230 00:58:17,647 --> 00:58:19,688 I don't know, Stewy. Why would that make me jumpy? 1231 00:58:20,356 --> 00:58:22,772 STEWY: One more thing... It's about that bear hug letter. 1232 00:58:22,855 --> 00:58:24,022 An acceleration. 1233 00:58:25,231 --> 00:58:26,730 No, no, no. What do you want this to be? 1234 00:58:26,813 --> 00:58:28,647 One wedding and four fuckin' funerals?