1 00:00:04,153 --> 00:00:05,903 I'm not letting you Neanderthals in to rape my company. 2 00:00:05,986 --> 00:00:06,820 Daddy's boy. 3 00:00:07,195 --> 00:00:09,362 How can we salvage this? Do we need to sweeten the offer? 4 00:00:13,278 --> 00:00:15,153 Everybody, this is cousin Craig. 5 00:00:15,362 --> 00:00:17,487 -It's Greg. -I'll-- I'll answer to both. 6 00:00:17,570 --> 00:00:18,654 I changed my mind. 7 00:00:18,737 --> 00:00:20,986 I'm staying on as head of the company. 8 00:00:21,195 --> 00:00:22,153 You fucked me. 9 00:00:22,737 --> 00:00:23,861 LOGAN ROY: On the family trust, 10 00:00:23,945 --> 00:00:26,737 I'm gonna add Marcy to myself and you four. 11 00:00:26,820 --> 00:00:28,737 I'm gonna have to talk to my lawyers. 12 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,445 What're you thinking, son? She's very smart. 13 00:00:31,529 --> 00:00:32,945 -Family first. -ROMAN ROY: Um, sure. 14 00:00:33,028 --> 00:00:34,153 But I want to run the damn show. 15 00:00:34,237 --> 00:00:36,278 And until it opens up, chief operating officer. 16 00:00:36,654 --> 00:00:38,570 We stick to the plan, I takeover. 17 00:00:38,654 --> 00:00:40,278 -And you two, under me... 18 00:00:40,362 --> 00:00:41,195 Can we think about it? 19 00:00:41,779 --> 00:00:43,195 -KENDALL ROY: Yeah, of course. -I thought about it. Fuck you! 20 00:00:43,861 --> 00:00:45,612 KENDALL: Sorry the other offer fell through. 21 00:00:45,695 --> 00:00:46,570 But we fattened the goose nice-- 22 00:00:46,820 --> 00:00:48,820 I'm gonna eat you all. One by fucking one. 23 00:00:49,362 --> 00:00:50,403 LOGAN: What do you say, kids? 24 00:00:50,654 --> 00:00:52,362 Our position is, this doesn't quite work for us. 25 00:00:53,779 --> 00:00:55,695 Dad?! 26 00:00:56,945 --> 00:00:59,320 SHIV ROY: Kendall. Dad is in the hospital. 27 00:01:12,111 --> 00:01:14,237 Rava. Hey. 28 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:15,654 Uh, my dad's-- 29 00:01:15,737 --> 00:01:18,028 My dad's in the hospital. 30 00:01:18,111 --> 00:01:20,111 Yeah, he had, I don't know, 31 00:01:20,195 --> 00:01:22,195 I don't know what. 32 00:01:22,278 --> 00:01:25,028 But, uh... 33 00:01:25,111 --> 00:01:27,695 yeah, I don't know if he's gonna be OK. 34 00:01:27,779 --> 00:01:30,278 It's-- Yeah. 35 00:01:30,362 --> 00:01:34,654 So... I don't know. I'm here with Jess. 36 00:01:34,737 --> 00:01:35,986 We're just trying to get there-- 37 00:01:37,570 --> 00:01:39,153 Can we just find a way around the traffic, man? 38 00:01:39,237 --> 00:01:41,820 Just-- Just-- Just figure it out. Please! 39 00:01:51,362 --> 00:01:53,403 Where's the ICU? 40 00:01:58,278 --> 00:02:01,986 Man: ...blood pressure... 41 00:02:10,445 --> 00:02:12,278 Man: ...tests... 42 00:02:16,195 --> 00:02:19,529 What's the situation? Can somebody-- 43 00:02:19,612 --> 00:02:20,445 Excuse me. 44 00:02:20,529 --> 00:02:22,362 They're working on him. 45 00:02:22,445 --> 00:02:23,861 What is this part of the hospital? 46 00:02:23,945 --> 00:02:25,695 I mean, is this the best section? 47 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:27,278 Excuse me? Doctor, 48 00:02:27,362 --> 00:02:29,654 is this the best part of the hospital? 49 00:02:29,737 --> 00:02:31,986 Sorry. You know, we just-- we need to know. 50 00:02:32,070 --> 00:02:34,945 The ICU is the ICU. This is the best place for him. 51 00:02:35,028 --> 00:02:36,612 Is this where you would take your father? 52 00:02:36,695 --> 00:02:39,278 I'm sorry. Can the team have some space 53 00:02:39,362 --> 00:02:40,903 Hey, here's an idea. Why don't you worry about the medicine, 54 00:02:40,986 --> 00:02:42,570 not the fucking feng shui? 55 00:02:42,654 --> 00:02:44,195 Connor: Let's let the gentleman do his job. 56 00:02:44,278 --> 00:02:45,362 Thank you. 57 00:02:45,445 --> 00:02:47,362 - Let's do this for Dad. - Thank you. 58 00:02:47,445 --> 00:02:48,654 Shiv: Sorry. 59 00:04:26,028 --> 00:04:28,403 Do they know who we are? 60 00:04:28,487 --> 00:04:30,153 - I don't know. 61 00:04:30,237 --> 00:04:31,986 - I don't know. 62 00:04:33,570 --> 00:04:35,362 No. There's like a million people to call. 63 00:04:35,445 --> 00:04:37,695 She's probably just make it about herself, anyway. 64 00:04:37,779 --> 00:04:40,278 Come on. Your mom's a maniac, she's not a monster. 65 00:04:40,362 --> 00:04:42,278 Folks, we need you to wait through there, please. 66 00:04:42,362 --> 00:04:43,612 Hi. I'm sorry. 67 00:04:43,695 --> 00:04:44,986 We're getting mixed messages here. 68 00:04:45,070 --> 00:04:46,195 We have no clue what's going on. 69 00:04:46,278 --> 00:04:47,403 We will be with you 70 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:48,737 as soon as we have an assessment. 71 00:04:48,820 --> 00:04:50,737 OK, well, that's not good enough. 72 00:04:50,820 --> 00:04:52,861 We need to know what's happening. Now. 73 00:04:52,945 --> 00:04:55,403 The socio-economic health of multiple continents 74 00:04:55,487 --> 00:04:57,820 is dependent on his well-being. 75 00:04:57,903 --> 00:05:01,445 The socio-economic health of multiple continents? 76 00:05:02,737 --> 00:05:04,237 Kendall. Everyone. 77 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:05,487 We have an area we can go to. 78 00:05:05,570 --> 00:05:07,028 They'll keep us posted. 79 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:15,445 Kendall: So, look, take me through what happened exactly. 80 00:05:15,529 --> 00:05:17,695 Uh, I don't know, exactly. 81 00:05:17,779 --> 00:05:20,320 It was weird. Um, it happened fast, 82 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:22,278 - we were just sitting there-- - Shiv: We were just talking. 83 00:05:22,362 --> 00:05:24,529 We were talking, Shiv kind of started 84 00:05:24,612 --> 00:05:26,445 - hard-balling Dad a little bit. - I wasn't hard-balling him. 85 00:05:26,529 --> 00:05:29,612 A brain hemorrhage doesn't come from some chit-chat, asshole. 86 00:05:29,695 --> 00:05:32,695 So it's definitely a brain hemorrhage? Is that what they said? 87 00:05:32,779 --> 00:05:34,403 Somebody said that, right? 88 00:05:34,487 --> 00:05:36,111 I-- 89 00:05:36,195 --> 00:05:38,529 - The ambulance-- - A stroke is a hemorrhage. 90 00:05:38,612 --> 00:05:39,529 - Yes. 91 00:05:39,612 --> 00:05:40,654 Did someone say "hemorrhage," 92 00:05:40,737 --> 00:05:42,070 or is it just us who said it? 93 00:05:42,153 --> 00:05:43,153 It could be an aneurism. 94 00:05:43,237 --> 00:05:44,820 Why aren't we chasing this? 95 00:05:44,903 --> 00:05:46,362 I'll chase. 96 00:05:46,445 --> 00:05:49,111 Connor: Hey, uh, is there any-- 97 00:05:49,195 --> 00:05:51,654 Did Dad ever talk to any of you guys about cryogenics? 98 00:05:51,737 --> 00:05:55,903 You're insane. Look, I don't want 99 00:05:55,986 --> 00:05:57,695 to be given the runaround 100 00:05:57,779 --> 00:06:00,737 by Doctor-fucking-SUNY Purchase Medical School here. 101 00:06:00,820 --> 00:06:03,111 We need to know who the top players are, OK? 102 00:06:03,195 --> 00:06:04,570 Who's the top dog in this hospital? 103 00:06:04,654 --> 00:06:06,153 Have you talked to Dad's neurologist? 104 00:06:06,237 --> 00:06:08,903 Kendall, stop acting like the king of the hospital. 105 00:06:08,986 --> 00:06:12,320 We're all trying to do our best, so just fuck off. 106 00:06:12,403 --> 00:06:13,612 I'm on it. OK? 107 00:06:13,695 --> 00:06:16,070 According to this, it sounds like a stroke, 108 00:06:16,153 --> 00:06:18,779 but it could be an acute subdural hematoma. 109 00:06:18,861 --> 00:06:21,278 Great. Get in there and operate, Doctor Google. 110 00:06:21,362 --> 00:06:23,028 Connor: He once talked to me about cryogenics. 111 00:06:23,111 --> 00:06:24,903 What? Wouldn't that just be typical? 112 00:06:24,986 --> 00:06:26,195 All the other billionaires 113 00:06:26,278 --> 00:06:27,445 are strolling around in new bodies, 114 00:06:27,529 --> 00:06:28,654 but not Dad, because we were 115 00:06:28,737 --> 00:06:30,445 too embarrassed to actually discuss it. 116 00:06:30,529 --> 00:06:31,695 Kendall: He didn't talk to you about cryogenics. 117 00:06:31,779 --> 00:06:33,487 You talked to him about cryogenics 118 00:06:33,570 --> 00:06:35,570 because you're obsessed with cryogenics. 119 00:06:35,654 --> 00:06:37,820 - I'm not really, Kendall. - And what he didn't tell you, 120 00:06:37,903 --> 00:06:39,237 and what I'm telling you now, 121 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:40,570 is that you are an idiot. 122 00:06:40,654 --> 00:06:42,403 Sticks and stones, Kenny. 123 00:06:42,487 --> 00:06:43,820 Yeah, I know. 124 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,986 And on his birthday, too? It's so shitty. 125 00:06:46,070 --> 00:06:47,445 Marianne: So what's happening now? 126 00:06:47,529 --> 00:06:49,487 Are you staying at the hospital? 127 00:06:49,570 --> 00:06:50,737 I guess. 128 00:06:50,820 --> 00:06:52,278 I mean, I think I've got a job, 129 00:06:52,362 --> 00:06:53,445 but I don't know. 130 00:06:53,529 --> 00:06:54,903 Logan said I did, 131 00:06:54,986 --> 00:06:56,487 but Marcia was the only one to hear it, 132 00:06:56,570 --> 00:06:59,570 so... and then he tragically, 133 00:06:59,654 --> 00:07:01,612 you know, like, whatever. 134 00:07:01,695 --> 00:07:03,820 Well, what sort of job? Is it a good job? 135 00:07:03,903 --> 00:07:05,153 I don't know. Like, 136 00:07:05,237 --> 00:07:07,654 could be anything. 137 00:07:07,737 --> 00:07:09,779 And I have, like, 20 bucks left. 138 00:07:09,861 --> 00:07:11,487 The world is so fucked up. 139 00:07:11,570 --> 00:07:14,654 I am not sending you any more money, Greg. 140 00:07:14,737 --> 00:07:15,695 Step up. 141 00:07:15,779 --> 00:07:17,278 I'm not asking you to send me-- 142 00:07:17,362 --> 00:07:18,320 Look, 143 00:07:18,403 --> 00:07:20,820 just make sure about the job. 144 00:07:20,903 --> 00:07:22,820 - Yeah, I know. 145 00:07:22,903 --> 00:07:25,320 Hey, do you have cash? 146 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:26,861 Oh. 147 00:07:26,945 --> 00:07:30,195 Yeah. Uh... 148 00:07:30,278 --> 00:07:31,861 no, just my last twenty. 149 00:07:31,945 --> 00:07:32,986 That's fine. Thanks. 150 00:07:33,070 --> 00:07:34,320 Um... 151 00:07:37,028 --> 00:07:40,278 I just got mugged by Shiv. 152 00:07:40,362 --> 00:07:44,153 Man on Video: Born in humble circumstances in Dundee, Scotland, 153 00:07:44,237 --> 00:07:46,861 shortly before the outbreak of the Second World War, 154 00:07:46,945 --> 00:07:49,028 Logan Roy grew up in poverty, 155 00:07:49,111 --> 00:07:50,861 but died one of the richest 156 00:07:50,945 --> 00:07:52,403 and most powerful men in America. 157 00:07:52,487 --> 00:07:55,237 His widowed mother took the decision... 158 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:56,861 Kendall: It's an ATN obituary. 159 00:07:56,945 --> 00:08:00,111 They want us to OK it in case they have to run it. 160 00:08:00,195 --> 00:08:02,153 Is it nice? 161 00:08:02,237 --> 00:08:06,445 I mean, it's made by his own news division. 162 00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:08,529 Doesn't say he was a prick. 163 00:08:10,445 --> 00:08:11,779 You want to watch it? 164 00:08:11,861 --> 00:08:13,278 No. 165 00:08:14,487 --> 00:08:16,487 I would really love to see you. 166 00:08:16,570 --> 00:08:19,779 Yes, it's appropriate. It could hardly be more appropriate. 167 00:08:19,861 --> 00:08:20,820 OK? 168 00:08:20,903 --> 00:08:23,487 Yeah, OK. OK, good. 169 00:08:24,945 --> 00:08:27,237 There's nothing in here about our mom. 170 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:29,403 Or Connor's. They need to be included. 171 00:08:29,487 --> 00:08:31,403 Yeah. 172 00:08:31,487 --> 00:08:35,570 PJ says Aziz Kahn at Mayo Clinic is the best there is. 173 00:08:35,654 --> 00:08:37,903 Sarah says Ann Wieman at NYU. 174 00:08:37,986 --> 00:08:40,570 Ann Wieman? Is that-- That's not who I have. 175 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:42,320 Well, it's the name I have. 176 00:08:42,403 --> 00:08:44,153 Can you tell Sarah to give her a call? 177 00:08:44,237 --> 00:08:45,945 - Sure. - Hey, Rome. 178 00:08:46,028 --> 00:08:48,737 - Shiv: No, I've got-- 179 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:50,487 Now I'm strapped. Was there any change at all? 180 00:08:50,570 --> 00:08:52,111 - Connor: Hey, you guys. 181 00:08:52,195 --> 00:08:53,903 Could I have the change? 182 00:08:53,986 --> 00:08:57,028 What is this? People are sending shit already? 183 00:08:57,111 --> 00:08:59,028 It's from Lawrence Yee at Vaulter. 184 00:09:00,570 --> 00:09:01,903 Call him and tell him 185 00:09:01,986 --> 00:09:03,445 that is not fucking appreciated. 186 00:09:03,529 --> 00:09:05,445 Mm-hmm. 187 00:09:05,529 --> 00:09:08,153 - Kendall, I'm so sorry. - Thank you, Gerri. 188 00:09:08,237 --> 00:09:09,320 Can you give me five? 189 00:09:09,403 --> 00:09:10,903 We need to talk. 190 00:09:10,986 --> 00:09:13,028 Over here, OK? 191 00:09:21,153 --> 00:09:23,487 Obviously the nominating committee, the board, 192 00:09:23,570 --> 00:09:27,278 has a plan in the event of Logan's incapacitation. 193 00:09:27,362 --> 00:09:29,153 Sorry, do I need to hear this right now? 194 00:09:29,237 --> 00:09:30,153 You do. 195 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,028 In the event that we, uh, 196 00:09:32,111 --> 00:09:33,695 continue on our trajectory 197 00:09:33,779 --> 00:09:36,153 of his current consciousness, 198 00:09:36,237 --> 00:09:38,320 we're gonna need to announce a plan 199 00:09:38,403 --> 00:09:40,737 by around 6:30, before the markets open, 200 00:09:40,820 --> 00:09:44,111 in order to avoid a lot of funky chowder. 201 00:09:44,195 --> 00:09:45,737 Did you say funky chowder? 202 00:09:45,820 --> 00:09:47,028 We've set up down here. 203 00:09:47,111 --> 00:09:48,737 Kendall: What have you set up? 204 00:09:48,820 --> 00:09:50,654 Gerri: You're gonna want a place to just be, 205 00:09:50,737 --> 00:09:52,320 and chill, you know? 206 00:09:52,403 --> 00:09:54,529 We talked to some of the trustees of the hospital, 207 00:09:54,612 --> 00:09:56,320 so everybody knows who's who. 208 00:09:56,403 --> 00:09:59,487 Yeah. It's not a war room yet, but, um... 209 00:09:59,570 --> 00:10:01,570 But if we need one, it's available. 210 00:10:08,861 --> 00:10:10,820 Kendall: Jesus. 211 00:10:10,903 --> 00:10:13,403 Uh, so there's a bathroom through there-- 212 00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:14,986 - Hi, Karolina-- - Hi. 213 00:10:15,070 --> 00:10:16,070 Thank you, guys. 214 00:10:16,153 --> 00:10:17,779 So I have Dewi and Asha 215 00:10:17,861 --> 00:10:20,111 from the nominating committee on the line. 216 00:10:20,195 --> 00:10:22,612 Kendall's here, and you're on speaker, guys. 217 00:10:22,695 --> 00:10:24,195 Dewi: So sorry to hear about the news. 218 00:10:24,278 --> 00:10:25,779 Asha: Likewise. 219 00:10:25,861 --> 00:10:30,070 As you know, our standing plan in the event of Logan's... 220 00:10:30,153 --> 00:10:34,237 absence, is to separate his CEO and Chairman roles. 221 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,111 Dewi: You'll become acting CEO, 222 00:10:36,195 --> 00:10:38,820 Frank stays on as COO. 223 00:10:38,903 --> 00:10:41,445 We'll need to act fast. Stabilize the stock price. 224 00:10:41,529 --> 00:10:42,529 Dewi 225 00:10:42,612 --> 00:10:45,362 I'm sorry... 226 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:47,362 my dad is my focus right now, OK? 227 00:10:47,445 --> 00:10:49,820 Of course, it's just that there's a problem 228 00:10:49,903 --> 00:10:51,237 in terms of the optics 229 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:54,487 if what happened earlier today between you two gets out. 230 00:10:56,570 --> 00:10:59,237 I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. 231 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:01,278 Sure. Well... 232 00:11:01,362 --> 00:11:03,695 Dewi: And then there's the problem with Frank. 233 00:11:03,779 --> 00:11:06,403 - Eva: Logan fired him 234 00:11:06,487 --> 00:11:08,111 and promoted Roman. 235 00:11:08,195 --> 00:11:10,237 Roman? 236 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:11,654 Jesus. 237 00:11:15,654 --> 00:11:17,654 Look, I'm sorry, I-- 238 00:11:17,737 --> 00:11:20,570 I can't get into this right now, guys. 239 00:11:20,654 --> 00:11:21,779 Karl: No, of course. 240 00:11:21,861 --> 00:11:23,654 You are in no fit state. 241 00:11:32,861 --> 00:11:35,320 But here's my take, OK? 242 00:11:37,737 --> 00:11:40,362 My dad got sick today, right? 243 00:11:41,986 --> 00:11:44,070 I don't know, I mean, nobody knows 244 00:11:44,153 --> 00:11:46,362 when he started acting out of character, 245 00:11:46,445 --> 00:11:50,570 but, like, he didn't seem great from the morning on, 246 00:11:50,654 --> 00:11:53,654 and there's no paper on any of the moves made today. 247 00:11:53,737 --> 00:11:55,654 - Uh... 248 00:11:55,737 --> 00:11:56,737 nothing meaningful. 249 00:11:56,820 --> 00:11:57,695 Yeah, it was words. 250 00:11:57,779 --> 00:11:58,903 Words are just, what? 251 00:11:58,986 --> 00:11:59,820 Nothing. 252 00:11:59,903 --> 00:12:01,487 Complicated air flow. 253 00:12:01,570 --> 00:12:06,986 So, I mean, if I was saying what actually happened today, 254 00:12:07,070 --> 00:12:08,861 it would be nothing. 255 00:12:10,028 --> 00:12:11,529 Gerri: Well, that certainly 256 00:12:11,612 --> 00:12:13,570 makes things simpler from our point of view. 257 00:12:13,654 --> 00:12:15,612 Do you think you can get the family behind it? 258 00:12:15,695 --> 00:12:17,570 Yes. 259 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,153 And Frank? 260 00:12:19,237 --> 00:12:21,278 Sure. 261 00:12:29,445 --> 00:12:31,737 Dude, can't we just talk here? 262 00:12:31,820 --> 00:12:33,820 You know Connor's invited Willa down? 263 00:12:33,903 --> 00:12:35,445 Ugh. What! 264 00:12:35,529 --> 00:12:37,070 What's the deal with their deal? 265 00:12:37,153 --> 00:12:41,028 Unlike me, he has no sense of boundaries. 266 00:12:41,111 --> 00:12:42,320 What the fuck? 267 00:12:42,403 --> 00:12:43,945 It's stale, but it's empty, I think. 268 00:12:46,237 --> 00:12:49,153 No, I, um, just wanted to-- 269 00:12:49,237 --> 00:12:52,986 I've been thinking that maybe this might be 270 00:12:53,070 --> 00:12:55,487 really tough on Marcia. 271 00:12:55,570 --> 00:12:57,070 Yeah, you're thinkin' that? 272 00:12:57,153 --> 00:13:00,529 What, will she put all her inheritance into gold or oil? 273 00:13:00,612 --> 00:13:02,362 No, I just-- No, I-- 274 00:13:02,445 --> 00:13:05,487 Look, I know that, like, the trust only comes into play 275 00:13:05,570 --> 00:13:07,195 if certain things happen... 276 00:13:07,278 --> 00:13:09,654 Ahem. Yeah, he's dead, or brain dead. 277 00:13:09,737 --> 00:13:12,070 Yeah, but I was thinkin', like... 278 00:13:12,153 --> 00:13:14,779 wouldn't it be nice for Dad to wake up 279 00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:16,737 and for all of us to have signed, 280 00:13:16,820 --> 00:13:18,153 like he wanted? 281 00:13:18,237 --> 00:13:19,737 You know, like a nice gesture? 282 00:13:19,820 --> 00:13:20,986 And if he doesn't wake up, 283 00:13:21,070 --> 00:13:23,445 we've basically signed over to Marcia 284 00:13:23,529 --> 00:13:26,654 the power to choose the new Dad. 285 00:13:26,737 --> 00:13:30,570 So... OK. So, for the record, 286 00:13:30,654 --> 00:13:34,487 you are declining to sign on the change of trust? 287 00:13:34,570 --> 00:13:36,028 - Yeah. 288 00:13:36,111 --> 00:13:37,654 What the fuck is this, McCarthyism? 289 00:13:37,737 --> 00:13:39,612 I'm not declining, I'm just not-- 290 00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:41,820 I'm not "clining." What the f-- 291 00:13:41,903 --> 00:13:43,861 OK. No. OK, just, you know, 292 00:13:43,945 --> 00:13:47,320 that just seems very shitty under the circumstances. 293 00:13:47,403 --> 00:13:48,654 What circumstances? 294 00:13:48,737 --> 00:13:51,320 Well, you did make her husband's brain explode. 295 00:13:51,403 --> 00:13:52,570 - Fuck you, man! - Ow! 296 00:13:52,654 --> 00:13:54,237 - Ohh! - Wait-- 297 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,070 - Stop it! - You shit! 298 00:13:56,153 --> 00:13:58,111 What, are you fuckin' insane? 299 00:13:58,195 --> 00:14:01,695 ( both shouting, indistinct ) 300 00:14:01,779 --> 00:14:04,153 - Roman: No! No! 301 00:14:08,153 --> 00:14:09,320 He-- 302 00:14:09,403 --> 00:14:10,737 He doesn't deserve this. 303 00:14:10,820 --> 00:14:13,861 It's just so unfair. 304 00:14:13,945 --> 00:14:16,320 He's a great... man. 305 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:26,945 He, like, let me come to his birthday lunch. 306 00:14:27,028 --> 00:14:29,195 And he offered me a job. 307 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,070 Right? 308 00:14:33,153 --> 00:14:34,612 He doesn't deserve this. 309 00:14:34,695 --> 00:14:38,779 And... so, if there's anything that I can do, 310 00:14:38,861 --> 00:14:40,529 let me know. 311 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:46,111 Actually, there is something. 312 00:14:46,195 --> 00:14:47,945 - OK. - Can you go to the apartment 313 00:14:48,028 --> 00:14:51,070 and get his bed things and slippers? 314 00:14:51,153 --> 00:14:53,070 The ones with the dark checks. 315 00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:54,612 You don't mind? 316 00:14:54,695 --> 00:14:57,779 No, no. I'd be... 317 00:14:57,861 --> 00:15:01,320 respectfully, uh, somberly willing. 318 00:15:01,403 --> 00:15:02,820 Marcia: Thank you. 319 00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:06,529 - Please. 320 00:15:06,612 --> 00:15:08,362 OK. All right. 321 00:15:08,445 --> 00:15:13,153 Marcia, we get can get Colin or the driver to go and get his things. 322 00:15:13,237 --> 00:15:16,945 I don't need this fly buzzing in my face. 323 00:15:17,028 --> 00:15:19,737 Slippers, slippers, slippers, slippers, slippers. 324 00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:21,570 Yeah, don't fuck it up. 325 00:15:26,362 --> 00:15:30,111 Fuckin' long legs. Greg! Hey, I need a favor from you. 326 00:15:30,195 --> 00:15:31,487 What's up? 327 00:15:31,570 --> 00:15:33,737 Dad had some papers he wanted us to sign, 328 00:15:33,820 --> 00:15:35,529 and they're in some envelopes, 329 00:15:35,612 --> 00:15:37,695 just pick 'em up at the house, and bring 'em. 330 00:15:37,779 --> 00:15:40,153 - Yeah. 331 00:15:40,237 --> 00:15:43,445 They're in the house somewhere. In envelopes-- They're just in the house! 332 00:15:43,529 --> 00:15:45,195 - OK. I was imagining-- 333 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,737 Oh, you're fucking tall. This is hurting my goddamn neck. 334 00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,529 I have to go. OK? Just find the papers, 335 00:15:48,612 --> 00:15:50,028 and bring 'em back. 336 00:15:50,111 --> 00:15:51,403 Papers, and-- and-- they're gonna be just-- 337 00:15:51,487 --> 00:15:52,861 I am so done with this conversation. 338 00:15:52,945 --> 00:15:56,278 - All right. Yeah. 339 00:15:59,028 --> 00:16:00,320 Doctor: Better not fuck this one up. 340 00:16:00,403 --> 00:16:02,153 I don't want Logan Roy's newspapers 341 00:16:02,237 --> 00:16:04,278 goin' through my trash cans. 342 00:16:04,362 --> 00:16:07,070 ( machinery whirring, clanking ) 343 00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:24,529 - Oh, my God! We've killed-- - Logan. 344 00:16:24,612 --> 00:16:26,028 - We're bastards! 345 00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:27,028 Shiv: Turn that off. 346 00:16:28,403 --> 00:16:30,529 Roman, no. Turn it off. 347 00:16:30,612 --> 00:16:32,403 - We've killed-- - Logan. 348 00:16:32,487 --> 00:16:33,737 - We're-- 349 00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:35,237 What are they saying? 350 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,570 Just rumors, you know. 351 00:16:37,654 --> 00:16:39,487 He was taken to the hospital, 352 00:16:39,570 --> 00:16:41,070 some of Twitter says he's dead, 353 00:16:41,153 --> 00:16:43,237 and also a good deal of, um, 354 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:47,737 of rejoicing at our father's potential demise. 355 00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:50,153 Can we find out who these fuckers are 356 00:16:50,237 --> 00:16:51,861 and, like... report them? 357 00:16:51,945 --> 00:16:54,820 Or just, like, screen grab their shit. 358 00:16:54,903 --> 00:16:57,945 - OK. Yeah? 359 00:16:58,028 --> 00:17:00,195 Connor: So, I don't know where Kendall is, but... 360 00:17:00,278 --> 00:17:03,445 Hi. Really sorry, you guys. 361 00:17:03,529 --> 00:17:04,861 Thanks, Willa. 362 00:17:04,945 --> 00:17:06,153 Why don't we sit over here. 363 00:17:06,237 --> 00:17:07,320 Oh, there's Ken. 364 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,445 It's gross. 365 00:17:11,529 --> 00:17:13,654 Roman: Hey. 366 00:17:13,737 --> 00:17:15,445 News is out. 367 00:17:15,529 --> 00:17:17,195 OK, right. Well... 368 00:17:19,654 --> 00:17:21,861 So, um, listen. 369 00:17:24,779 --> 00:17:26,695 I don't even want to think about this, 370 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:29,237 but I just spoke to the nominating committee, 371 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:31,945 and, uh... 372 00:17:32,028 --> 00:17:34,445 the thing is that the plan 373 00:17:34,529 --> 00:17:36,945 is to announce that I take over from Dad. 374 00:17:37,028 --> 00:17:39,153 - Well, no. 375 00:17:39,237 --> 00:17:40,487 - I mean, 376 00:17:40,570 --> 00:17:42,445 we're waiting for the results of the scan. 377 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:43,654 It's a pointless conversation. 378 00:17:43,737 --> 00:17:46,070 OK, well, let's talk about it. 379 00:17:46,153 --> 00:17:47,945 I can't talk about it. I'm upset. 380 00:17:48,028 --> 00:17:49,487 Hey! I'm upset too. 381 00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:51,278 Oh, not too upset to go and fucking plot 382 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,861 - with the suits. 383 00:17:52,945 --> 00:17:55,654 I could hardly hear them for the blood rushing in my ears. 384 00:17:55,737 --> 00:17:56,861 Isn't there a plan anyways? Like-- 385 00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:58,320 Yes, there's a plan. 386 00:17:58,403 --> 00:18:00,153 That's what I'm fucking telling you. 387 00:18:00,237 --> 00:18:02,529 The plan is that Frank and I will take over-- 388 00:18:02,612 --> 00:18:05,445 - Frank was fired. So.. - Shiv: Yeah. 389 00:18:07,362 --> 00:18:10,362 OK. Well, I mean, let's d-discuss 390 00:18:10,445 --> 00:18:12,028 and just see where we are, right? 391 00:18:12,111 --> 00:18:13,861 I'm not doing this. 392 00:18:13,945 --> 00:18:18,070 If Dad dies, I don't want to be talking about this shit when he dies. 393 00:18:18,153 --> 00:18:19,570 He won't die. 394 00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:27,445 Greg: Yeah, this is great. Thank you. 395 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,028 Greg: Hey, man. 396 00:18:34,111 --> 00:18:36,070 Sorry, I'm-- I'm really sorry, 397 00:18:36,153 --> 00:18:37,695 but I don't have any money for the cab. 398 00:18:37,779 --> 00:18:39,487 I'm sorry, sir, do I know you? 399 00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:42,028 Yeah, I-I was here a little earlier. 400 00:18:42,111 --> 00:18:43,403 I got assaulted a little in there. 401 00:18:43,487 --> 00:18:45,861 So can you pay for the cab, please? 402 00:18:45,945 --> 00:18:47,445 She was supposed to call, 403 00:18:47,529 --> 00:18:49,986 but maybe she didn't because there's an emergency, 404 00:18:50,070 --> 00:18:51,237 uh, happening. 405 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:52,861 Sir, I'm sorry, 406 00:18:52,945 --> 00:18:54,362 I don't know who you are. 407 00:18:54,445 --> 00:18:55,779 Um-- 408 00:18:57,779 --> 00:18:58,903 sss-- 409 00:18:58,986 --> 00:19:01,779 OK, so he's not gonna lend me the money. 410 00:19:01,861 --> 00:19:04,695 So, I don't know, um... 411 00:19:04,779 --> 00:19:07,861 You know, he-- Pretty much, he owes you your money. 412 00:19:07,945 --> 00:19:09,445 He owes me the 413 00:19:09,529 --> 00:19:11,779 You better give me the money, dude. 414 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:16,820 You guys need to work this out for yourselves, 415 00:19:16,903 --> 00:19:18,403 because basically one of you guys 416 00:19:18,487 --> 00:19:21,570 hasn't got $14, OK? 417 00:19:25,945 --> 00:19:27,861 Doorman: Yes, ma'am. 418 00:19:27,945 --> 00:19:29,278 Hello, Mrs. Roy? 419 00:20:01,070 --> 00:20:02,945 Knock knock. 420 00:20:03,028 --> 00:20:04,779 Oh. 421 00:20:04,861 --> 00:20:06,487 Thank you. 422 00:20:25,695 --> 00:20:27,195 I'm so sorry. 423 00:20:29,986 --> 00:20:31,695 It's so weird. 424 00:20:33,612 --> 00:20:35,445 I actually like hospitals. 425 00:20:35,529 --> 00:20:39,028 Lots of people don't. But they're safe. 426 00:20:39,111 --> 00:20:42,153 The weird thing for me 427 00:20:42,237 --> 00:20:45,070 is that I was, well, 428 00:20:45,153 --> 00:20:48,320 I'd been intending to talk to Logan, 429 00:20:48,403 --> 00:20:51,986 you know, and make a... make a proposal, 430 00:20:52,070 --> 00:20:55,028 a very decent proposal, to Shiv. 431 00:20:59,028 --> 00:21:01,986 Actually been meaning to ask for his blessing for a while, 432 00:21:02,070 --> 00:21:05,779 but, uh... now it's very difficult. 433 00:21:07,111 --> 00:21:08,654 You need to find the right time 434 00:21:08,737 --> 00:21:10,028 for these conversations. 435 00:21:10,111 --> 00:21:11,278 Right. 436 00:21:12,903 --> 00:21:15,070 The weird thing I'm thinkin' now is, 437 00:21:15,153 --> 00:21:18,070 do you think Logan would still like to be asked? 438 00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:22,070 You know? I mean, I know he can't reply, 439 00:21:22,153 --> 00:21:24,820 but would he appreciate the gesture 440 00:21:24,903 --> 00:21:27,153 if he was told about it later? 441 00:21:27,237 --> 00:21:29,529 Or even in the case... 442 00:21:29,612 --> 00:21:33,362 in the case of the worst... case, 443 00:21:33,445 --> 00:21:36,111 would it have been nice to have asked his body? 444 00:21:38,654 --> 00:21:41,320 Woman on Video: Rumors continue to circulate about the health of... 445 00:21:41,403 --> 00:21:43,070 Hey, hey. They're ready. 446 00:21:43,153 --> 00:21:45,153 They have the results. 447 00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:46,820 OK. Fuck. 448 00:21:48,070 --> 00:21:49,153 You OK? 449 00:21:49,237 --> 00:21:50,779 Yeah. Yeah. He'll be fine. 450 00:21:50,861 --> 00:21:52,820 He's probably in there eating a fucking chicken bucket 451 00:21:52,903 --> 00:21:54,737 and yelling at someone. 452 00:21:54,820 --> 00:21:56,362 He's had a hemorrhagic stroke, 453 00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:58,195 a bleed in the deep right hemisphere 454 00:21:58,278 --> 00:21:59,820 that put pressure on the thalamus and the brain stem, 455 00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:01,695 and that's what caused a loss of consciousness. 456 00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,195 So, what, do you operate? 457 00:22:04,278 --> 00:22:07,903 We don't do that with deep bleeds, especially in older patients. 458 00:22:07,986 --> 00:22:10,320 - He's not an older patient. - Dude, he just turned 80. 459 00:22:10,403 --> 00:22:13,779 But physically, he's, like, still in his 70s, and he's in great shape. 460 00:22:13,861 --> 00:22:15,403 The evidence is that operating 461 00:22:15,487 --> 00:22:17,529 in situations like these isn't worthwhile. 462 00:22:17,612 --> 00:22:20,737 So, then, what do you do? 463 00:22:20,820 --> 00:22:22,278 You can't do nothing. 464 00:22:22,362 --> 00:22:24,237 We will carry out regular observations, 465 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,570 and hopefully we'll see some improvement soon. 466 00:22:26,654 --> 00:22:30,070 That's not good enough. Right, Dr. Judith? That's-- 467 00:22:30,153 --> 00:22:31,403 It's an excellent department. 468 00:22:31,487 --> 00:22:34,111 Well, thank you for your input, 469 00:22:34,195 --> 00:22:36,028 but you'll understand if we check out our options. 470 00:22:36,111 --> 00:22:38,820 My assistant's been in touch with Ann Wieman at NYU, 471 00:22:38,903 --> 00:22:40,654 and we might move Dad there. 472 00:22:40,737 --> 00:22:43,445 No. He stays here. 473 00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:45,612 He gets better here. 474 00:22:45,695 --> 00:22:48,278 Well, we can discuss. 475 00:22:48,362 --> 00:22:49,945 We'll discuss and get back to you. 476 00:22:50,028 --> 00:22:52,153 No. No discussion. 477 00:22:52,237 --> 00:22:55,945 I am his next of kin. I am his proxy. 478 00:22:56,028 --> 00:22:58,403 I am in charge. Thank you. 479 00:23:03,945 --> 00:23:05,612 Good. Well... 480 00:23:05,695 --> 00:23:07,612 we'll move Logan to a suite in Greenberg. 481 00:23:07,695 --> 00:23:09,779 I'll show you the way. 482 00:23:09,861 --> 00:23:12,278 I'm sure you have some questions. 483 00:23:12,362 --> 00:23:14,320 Feel free to ask me on the way up. 484 00:23:21,820 --> 00:23:24,070 - I'm sorry, Ken. - Thanks for coming over. 485 00:23:25,903 --> 00:23:27,487 OK, so look. 486 00:23:27,570 --> 00:23:29,445 We don't know what's going on. 487 00:23:29,529 --> 00:23:31,986 He could be fine; he could not. 488 00:23:32,070 --> 00:23:34,487 Either way, he's not gonna be back tomorrow, 489 00:23:34,570 --> 00:23:36,153 so, long story short, 490 00:23:36,237 --> 00:23:39,320 will you carry on as COO, step up on the board-- 491 00:23:39,403 --> 00:23:41,070 - Become acting chairman. - Yes. 492 00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:42,529 - No. 493 00:23:42,612 --> 00:23:45,320 He fired me, Ken. 494 00:23:45,403 --> 00:23:47,070 He-- I-- 495 00:23:47,153 --> 00:23:50,820 Look, I don't know if he even knew what he was saying... 496 00:23:50,903 --> 00:23:52,320 if his brain was working. 497 00:23:52,403 --> 00:23:54,320 His brain was working fine. 498 00:23:54,403 --> 00:23:56,529 Well, whatever else, there's no proof, legally, 499 00:23:56,612 --> 00:23:58,820 - that yesterday even happened. - That's not the problem. 500 00:23:58,903 --> 00:24:01,237 - I don't want to be chairman. 501 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:05,195 I am just an attendant lord, here to swell a scene or two. 502 00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:07,237 What the fuck does that mean? 503 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,529 Come on, don't do that. 504 00:24:08,612 --> 00:24:11,153 We could do great things together. 505 00:24:11,237 --> 00:24:12,070 Mm-hmm. 506 00:24:12,153 --> 00:24:13,612 So what do you need, Frank? 507 00:24:13,695 --> 00:24:17,570 A jazillion dollars in unmarked Bitcoin. 508 00:24:17,654 --> 00:24:19,362 I don't have a price, Ken. 509 00:24:19,445 --> 00:24:21,362 - Frank, I don't understand. - Ju-- We'll talk. 510 00:24:21,445 --> 00:24:24,278 There's a lot of mess to be cleaned up, Kendall, 511 00:24:24,362 --> 00:24:25,903 but you can do it, son. 512 00:24:25,986 --> 00:24:27,861 You can. 513 00:24:27,945 --> 00:24:30,111 And there's nothing I can say to change your mind? 514 00:24:30,195 --> 00:24:33,111 I'm sorry about your father. 515 00:24:33,195 --> 00:24:36,195 And good luck, Kenny. 516 00:24:36,278 --> 00:24:37,278 Yeah? 517 00:25:04,945 --> 00:25:07,487 I told Greg to bring the change of trust. 518 00:25:07,570 --> 00:25:08,820 - And when he does, 519 00:25:08,903 --> 00:25:10,320 I think we should sign it. 520 00:25:10,403 --> 00:25:13,737 I-- I'm not doing anything without my lawyer present. 521 00:25:13,820 --> 00:25:16,903 OK. Well, I'm going to sign it, I'm getting Connor to sign it. 522 00:25:16,986 --> 00:25:19,986 It's gonna make you look pretty fucking heartless when you don't. 523 00:25:21,737 --> 00:25:23,986 Don't give me a fuckin' scary look. 524 00:25:24,070 --> 00:25:26,529 You hit me, I will fuck you up. 525 00:25:27,779 --> 00:25:28,945 Ahh, fuck. 526 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:30,028 Yeah. 527 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,153 God, you're so annoying. 528 00:25:33,237 --> 00:25:34,529 Shut up. 529 00:26:01,278 --> 00:26:02,695 - Shiv: Greg. 530 00:26:02,779 --> 00:26:05,654 Hey. Did you find those contracts Roman asked for? 531 00:26:05,737 --> 00:26:09,237 Uh, I... Yes, I got 'em. 532 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,612 Oh, I think you have the wrong ones. 533 00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:12,737 Uh, OK. 534 00:26:12,820 --> 00:26:14,695 Um... right. 535 00:26:14,779 --> 00:26:17,487 What, uh, what shall I do? 536 00:26:17,570 --> 00:26:20,320 Look, there's a lot of confusion. 537 00:26:20,403 --> 00:26:23,237 'Cause if you have any doubt, maybe you can't find them, 538 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:24,529 and that might be simplest. 539 00:26:24,612 --> 00:26:25,737 But if I do, 540 00:26:25,820 --> 00:26:26,945 'cause I-- 541 00:26:27,028 --> 00:26:28,820 I think I have the right ones here. 542 00:26:28,903 --> 00:26:30,695 Don't bring them in. 543 00:26:30,779 --> 00:26:32,153 Did he change his mind? 544 00:26:32,237 --> 00:26:35,153 No. I'm just telling you: 545 00:26:35,237 --> 00:26:36,737 Don't bring them in. 546 00:26:36,820 --> 00:26:38,612 OK. OK. S-- 547 00:26:38,695 --> 00:26:40,820 All right, I get-- I get it. 548 00:26:40,903 --> 00:26:43,237 So, who's the-- 549 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,362 Like, what's the chain of command here? 550 00:26:45,445 --> 00:26:47,111 Are you the more senior sibling? 551 00:26:47,195 --> 00:26:48,153 Greg, 552 00:26:48,237 --> 00:26:49,612 it's simple. 553 00:26:49,695 --> 00:26:52,070 This is a favor I'd like you to do for me, 554 00:26:52,153 --> 00:26:53,986 and I'd like you to be discreet. 555 00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:56,612 You stay for a while, you can't find them, 556 00:26:56,695 --> 00:26:58,529 you come back. OK? 557 00:26:58,612 --> 00:27:00,945 - OK. - Thank you. 558 00:27:24,195 --> 00:27:25,111 This is better. 559 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,570 Um... 560 00:27:39,654 --> 00:27:42,737 look, so, I know you don't want to talk about this, 561 00:27:42,820 --> 00:27:46,111 I'm just informing you, Roman as a board member 562 00:27:46,195 --> 00:27:47,695 and Shiv as a shareholder, 563 00:27:47,779 --> 00:27:50,986 I'll be taking temporary charge as CEO and Chairman. 564 00:27:51,070 --> 00:27:53,362 Frank is not interested in the position at present. 565 00:27:53,445 --> 00:27:55,612 No. I'm sorry, but even if we were talking about this, 566 00:27:55,695 --> 00:27:59,237 which we are not, it wouldn't necessarily be you. 567 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,612 Kendall: I'm sorry, then who the fuck would it be? 568 00:28:01,695 --> 00:28:03,278 Roman: I don't know. Anyone. 569 00:28:03,362 --> 00:28:04,903 It could be me. 570 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,945 Are you insane? 571 00:28:08,028 --> 00:28:10,529 - Dad made me COO. - I don't think so, dude. 572 00:28:10,612 --> 00:28:12,695 Dad wasn't thinking straight. 573 00:28:12,779 --> 00:28:14,612 I think he was. 574 00:28:14,695 --> 00:28:17,445 You? The chief operating officer? 575 00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:19,612 - Yup. - I mean, if that wasn't a sign 576 00:28:19,695 --> 00:28:22,445 he was loco in the coco, I don't know what is. 577 00:28:22,529 --> 00:28:24,403 Well, I don't see it that way. 578 00:28:24,487 --> 00:28:27,445 Come on. It was a negotiating position, Rome. 579 00:28:27,529 --> 00:28:29,028 He was fuckin' playing you 580 00:28:29,111 --> 00:28:31,612 to get you to sign the change of trust. 581 00:28:31,695 --> 00:28:33,695 Do you even know what it fucking involves? 582 00:28:33,779 --> 00:28:35,779 I mean, he conked out mid-game. 583 00:28:35,861 --> 00:28:37,487 Are you calling me a dipshit? 584 00:28:37,570 --> 00:28:39,903 No. I love you, man, but you're not a serious person. 585 00:28:39,986 --> 00:28:43,028 All right, fuck you. He's alive, you're not the fuckin' boss. 586 00:28:43,111 --> 00:28:45,945 All right! Come on. Let's not throw shit around. 587 00:28:46,028 --> 00:28:49,111 We're in the middle, so let's just sit tight. No sudden moves. 588 00:28:49,195 --> 00:28:51,320 We need to move. The markets are gonna 589 00:28:51,403 --> 00:28:52,820 want to know who's behind the wheel. 590 00:28:52,903 --> 00:28:54,487 We need to control the narrative. 591 00:28:54,570 --> 00:28:56,903 "Control the narrative." You probably yell that when you cum. 592 00:28:56,986 --> 00:28:59,320 "Oh! Control the narrative! Oh! Control it-- 593 00:28:59,403 --> 00:29:01,487 Control the narrative! Uhh..." 594 00:29:01,570 --> 00:29:03,320 Kendall: Fuck you. We're in a hospital. 595 00:29:03,403 --> 00:29:04,362 Everyone knows. 596 00:29:04,445 --> 00:29:06,403 We have to say something. 597 00:29:06,487 --> 00:29:08,570 No. Actually, we don't. 'Cause no one knows how serious it is. 598 00:29:08,654 --> 00:29:10,153 So we don't have to say anything. 599 00:29:10,237 --> 00:29:11,612 Actually, we do. The SEC. 600 00:29:11,695 --> 00:29:13,487 There are rules, there are laws... 601 00:29:13,570 --> 00:29:17,487 Oh, no. The law? Well, we can't break the law. 602 00:29:17,570 --> 00:29:19,028 Hey, Karolina? 603 00:29:19,111 --> 00:29:21,861 Has a CEO ever been out of action 604 00:29:21,945 --> 00:29:24,070 and people haven't been told? 605 00:29:24,153 --> 00:29:28,153 Um, not that I can think of. There was Apple, but that-- 606 00:29:28,237 --> 00:29:32,487 Right, but if we... wanted to drag our feet on this, 607 00:29:32,570 --> 00:29:34,195 until we figure the moves... 608 00:29:34,278 --> 00:29:36,153 Well, once we do know, 609 00:29:36,237 --> 00:29:38,820 there's a duty to shareholders to let people-- 610 00:29:38,903 --> 00:29:41,195 Yeah, but I don't-- I don't know what we know. 611 00:29:41,278 --> 00:29:43,320 I mean, this could be an allergic reaction. 612 00:29:43,403 --> 00:29:44,903 - It could be the flu. - Oh, come on. 613 00:29:44,986 --> 00:29:47,028 Look at the fuckin' orchids. This is out there. 614 00:29:47,111 --> 00:29:50,612 It's like we're being held hostage in the Honolulu airport. 615 00:29:52,403 --> 00:29:56,237 But if we wanted to say something, you know, other than... 616 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:57,986 Kendall: It's called a lie, Shiv. 617 00:29:58,070 --> 00:30:01,570 When you say the thing that's not, that's a lie. 618 00:30:03,570 --> 00:30:05,737 We'll need to make a holding statement. 619 00:30:05,820 --> 00:30:08,403 Of course, I'm open to your suggestions 620 00:30:08,487 --> 00:30:10,362 on how to... finesse it. 621 00:30:10,445 --> 00:30:13,986 Perfect. We'll make a decision and get back to you shortly. 622 00:30:14,070 --> 00:30:15,320 OK. 623 00:30:32,820 --> 00:30:35,028 TV Newscaster: Logan Roy, CEO and chairman 624 00:30:35,111 --> 00:30:37,237 - of Waystar corporation... 625 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,695 Well, I don't know. What did she say? 626 00:30:39,779 --> 00:30:41,986 Roman said bring in the papers, 627 00:30:42,070 --> 00:30:44,153 Shiv said don't bring in the papers. 628 00:30:44,237 --> 00:30:45,737 Well, I guess you need to decide 629 00:30:45,820 --> 00:30:47,070 which one of them is more important? 630 00:30:47,153 --> 00:30:50,237 I guess Roman's... in the company, 631 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:53,445 but Shiv seems like, I don't know, more bossy? 632 00:30:53,529 --> 00:30:57,111 All right. Well, can you just take some of the papers? 633 00:30:57,195 --> 00:30:59,529 Plus, I don't know about these slippers. 634 00:30:59,612 --> 00:31:02,403 Like, they're all plaid. 635 00:31:02,487 --> 00:31:04,153 Does "checked" mean plaid? 636 00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:06,861 'Cause then there's gingham, there's tartan-- 637 00:31:06,945 --> 00:31:10,111 It's like a crisscross fuckin' minefield. 638 00:31:10,195 --> 00:31:11,654 Oh, fuck the slippers, Greg. 639 00:31:11,737 --> 00:31:13,195 You have to strategize. 640 00:31:13,278 --> 00:31:15,612 I'm trying to strategize, Mom, with you! 641 00:31:15,695 --> 00:31:17,320 But you won't strategize. 642 00:31:33,111 --> 00:31:34,737 Hey. What's up, Kendall? 643 00:31:34,820 --> 00:31:36,570 You mix me up with your sponsor? 644 00:31:36,654 --> 00:31:39,487 Listen, I'm just calling to issue a reminder. 645 00:31:39,570 --> 00:31:43,070 Your pecker's in my pocket, OK, 646 00:31:43,153 --> 00:31:45,237 Dickless Dickleby? 647 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:46,903 You do what I say. 648 00:31:46,986 --> 00:31:49,028 Let others say what they want, but we stay dark. 649 00:31:49,111 --> 00:31:52,237 You get me? No reporting on what went down yesterday, 650 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:53,487 the turmoil. 651 00:31:53,570 --> 00:31:55,153 Well, I can do whatever I want, 652 00:31:55,237 --> 00:31:56,820 because Vaulter and our satellite sites 653 00:31:56,903 --> 00:31:58,945 have editorial independence... 654 00:31:59,028 --> 00:32:01,153 as set out in that piece of paper you signed. 655 00:32:01,237 --> 00:32:03,986 You know what that piece of paper is to me? 656 00:32:04,070 --> 00:32:05,861 Nothing. OK? 657 00:32:05,945 --> 00:32:09,028 I'd jerk off on that paper and send it to you as a greeting card. 658 00:32:09,111 --> 00:32:11,570 Simon says: "Mum's the word," 659 00:32:11,654 --> 00:32:13,237 motherfucker. 660 00:32:28,820 --> 00:32:31,820 Hey. Sorry to bother you so late. 661 00:32:31,903 --> 00:32:34,195 Hey, let's put something together 662 00:32:34,278 --> 00:32:36,362 about the Roy family shitshow. 663 00:32:36,445 --> 00:32:39,070 Shiv: So, and I don't want to get into this, 664 00:32:39,153 --> 00:32:41,320 but maybe we should just 665 00:32:41,403 --> 00:32:43,403 cut off the whole Kendall CEO thing 666 00:32:43,487 --> 00:32:46,195 so that it doesn't get painful. 667 00:32:46,278 --> 00:32:48,986 Well, I mean, I'm not looking for it, 668 00:32:49,070 --> 00:32:51,111 but I guess I'm already COO, 669 00:32:51,195 --> 00:32:52,737 so one more step... 670 00:32:52,820 --> 00:32:54,695 It's not gonna be you. 671 00:32:54,779 --> 00:32:57,445 - Come on. 672 00:32:57,529 --> 00:33:00,028 - I don't know what that means. - Yes, you do. 673 00:33:00,111 --> 00:33:02,237 Well, it doesn't matter who does it. 674 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,695 It's just temporary, so anyone will do. 675 00:33:04,779 --> 00:33:06,861 Yeah, sure. Anyone. 676 00:33:06,945 --> 00:33:08,362 - Tom. 677 00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:11,028 - OK, fine. 678 00:33:13,153 --> 00:33:14,612 Karl. 679 00:33:14,695 --> 00:33:16,111 Bleahh. 680 00:33:16,195 --> 00:33:19,237 Roman: Prick. Eva? 681 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,612 - Cunt. - OK. 682 00:33:20,695 --> 00:33:21,903 So, who? 683 00:33:21,986 --> 00:33:24,111 Someone Dad trusts. 684 00:33:24,195 --> 00:33:26,028 But Dad doesn't trust anyone, except Frank, 685 00:33:26,111 --> 00:33:28,487 and he fired Frank for shits and giggles. 686 00:33:30,195 --> 00:33:31,737 - Uhh... 687 00:33:31,820 --> 00:33:33,820 I don't love Gerri. 688 00:33:33,903 --> 00:33:36,111 But I don't hate Gerri. 689 00:33:36,195 --> 00:33:37,903 So, Gerri. 690 00:33:37,986 --> 00:33:39,654 I'll talk to her. 691 00:33:44,445 --> 00:33:46,403 So, Gerri. 692 00:33:46,487 --> 00:33:47,861 How ya doin'? 693 00:33:47,945 --> 00:33:50,237 Oh, I'm fine. 694 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,111 This is where they brought Baird, so it's a little... 695 00:33:53,195 --> 00:33:54,153 Baird? 696 00:33:54,237 --> 00:33:56,820 Yeah, Baird. My husband. 697 00:33:56,903 --> 00:33:58,945 Shiv's godfather? 698 00:33:59,028 --> 00:34:02,570 Oh, does he, um-- with the tortoise? 699 00:34:02,654 --> 00:34:03,654 Yeah. 700 00:34:03,737 --> 00:34:05,445 Fuck yeah, of course. 701 00:34:05,529 --> 00:34:08,278 - He's dead. 702 00:34:08,362 --> 00:34:11,737 I know. I know. I remember... you-- 703 00:34:15,153 --> 00:34:17,570 So, uh, Gerri, uh, 704 00:34:17,654 --> 00:34:22,945 just wanted to say thanks for captaining us through this shitstorm. 705 00:34:23,028 --> 00:34:26,654 Um, you do a good job, 706 00:34:26,737 --> 00:34:28,445 Gerri, you, uh, 707 00:34:28,529 --> 00:34:33,403 you're, um, you're a real good job-doer. 708 00:34:33,487 --> 00:34:36,445 I suck at the whole corporate flirt thing. 709 00:34:36,529 --> 00:34:37,737 You know, I just-- 710 00:34:37,820 --> 00:34:40,654 I like to lube up and fuck, you know? 711 00:34:40,737 --> 00:34:42,445 OK. - OK. 712 00:34:42,529 --> 00:34:46,237 So, um... for me and Shiv, 713 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:50,278 the whole Kendall thing doesn't work. 714 00:34:50,362 --> 00:34:53,820 So we were thinkin'-- general counsel-- 715 00:34:53,903 --> 00:34:55,820 you know where the bodies are buried. 716 00:34:55,903 --> 00:34:58,028 You probably buried 'em yourself. 717 00:34:58,111 --> 00:34:59,903 So... 718 00:34:59,986 --> 00:35:01,986 you would have the family's support 719 00:35:02,070 --> 00:35:03,903 to step in and take the reins. 720 00:35:05,445 --> 00:35:07,153 That's a very generous offer, 721 00:35:07,237 --> 00:35:10,028 but I'm going to have to decline. 722 00:35:10,111 --> 00:35:11,654 Um... 723 00:35:11,737 --> 00:35:14,529 OK. Can, uh, can I ask why? 724 00:35:14,612 --> 00:35:18,362 Why I don't want the job that makes your brain explode? 725 00:35:18,445 --> 00:35:21,820 OK, but, um, uh... 726 00:35:21,903 --> 00:35:23,861 G-Gerri, excuse me, 727 00:35:23,945 --> 00:35:25,737 but I-- I've always thought of you-- 728 00:35:25,820 --> 00:35:28,195 and I mean this in the best possible way-- 729 00:35:28,278 --> 00:35:31,445 as a stone-cold killer bitch. 730 00:35:31,529 --> 00:35:34,612 Who says you don't know how to flirt? 731 00:35:58,111 --> 00:35:59,278 OK. 732 00:36:18,945 --> 00:36:22,237 Hey. Can I get a moment alone with you, do you think? 733 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,654 - I... 734 00:36:24,737 --> 00:36:26,570 I'm so sorry about your father. 735 00:36:26,654 --> 00:36:28,903 Thank you. Would you give us a minute? 736 00:36:28,986 --> 00:36:30,986 Yeah. 737 00:36:31,070 --> 00:36:32,986 - Connor: Thanks, Willa. - Mm-hmm. 738 00:36:34,153 --> 00:36:36,153 Tom, would you mind? 739 00:36:36,237 --> 00:36:38,779 Oh, come on. I'm not the same as her. 740 00:36:38,861 --> 00:36:42,362 - Ken. 741 00:36:42,445 --> 00:36:45,570 Vaulter's running a story about how the company's in turmoil. 742 00:36:45,654 --> 00:36:47,320 Don't we own him? 743 00:36:47,403 --> 00:36:49,570 "Shit Show at the Fuck Factory"? 744 00:36:49,654 --> 00:36:50,945 Yeah. Uncertainty, discord. 745 00:36:51,028 --> 00:36:52,737 That is not a good story. 746 00:36:52,820 --> 00:36:55,529 "Family gets behind other member of family," 747 00:36:55,612 --> 00:36:56,695 that's a good story. 748 00:36:56,779 --> 00:36:58,237 Oh, fuck them. 749 00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,861 I mean, when Jobs was dying, Apple didn't say anything. 750 00:37:00,945 --> 00:37:03,195 We're in a hospital, Shiv. Everyone knows. 751 00:37:03,278 --> 00:37:05,612 We can't just prop him up and wave his hand 752 00:37:05,695 --> 00:37:09,487 and say he's fine like they did in the Politburo or Weekend at fuckin' Bernie's. 753 00:37:09,570 --> 00:37:11,820 I like the sound of that, though. 754 00:37:11,903 --> 00:37:13,195 Look, 755 00:37:13,278 --> 00:37:16,278 you can't put a value on a human life, 756 00:37:16,362 --> 00:37:19,320 except in our case, you rather precisely can 757 00:37:19,403 --> 00:37:22,237 because when trading opens tomorrow, we're gonna drop like a stone. 758 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,570 The only question is, what's the bottom? 759 00:37:27,362 --> 00:37:29,195 I think I'm the best option. 760 00:37:31,779 --> 00:37:34,153 I just want to say that, uh, 761 00:37:34,237 --> 00:37:37,570 if you need me to... go get sandwiches or coffee 762 00:37:37,654 --> 00:37:41,820 or step up from Regional Parks and run North America, I can, 763 00:37:41,903 --> 00:37:44,195 and I will. And that's just an offer on the table-- 764 00:37:44,278 --> 00:37:46,445 - Fuck off, Tom. - Fuck you, Kendall. 765 00:37:46,529 --> 00:37:49,153 - Don't talk to Tom like that. - It's OK. It's fine. 766 00:37:49,237 --> 00:37:51,403 I was about to be announced. 767 00:37:51,487 --> 00:37:54,654 I mean, how can I not be the logical choice? 768 00:37:54,737 --> 00:37:57,445 Because you were about to be announced, Ken, and then you weren't. 769 00:37:57,529 --> 00:38:00,570 I mean, the only thing we know for certain, like for absolute certain, 770 00:38:00,654 --> 00:38:02,945 tonight, is that Dad didn't want you running the company. 771 00:38:03,028 --> 00:38:05,654 So if there was a list of 7 billion people on this planet 772 00:38:05,737 --> 00:38:07,529 that Dad would choose to be boss, 773 00:38:07,612 --> 00:38:08,570 we know you would be last. 774 00:38:08,654 --> 00:38:10,612 Dad fired you, man. 775 00:38:10,695 --> 00:38:12,070 No, he did not fire me. 776 00:38:12,153 --> 00:38:14,028 He said it was just gonna take a little longer. 777 00:38:14,111 --> 00:38:16,028 But he said that to be nice. 778 00:38:16,111 --> 00:38:19,903 What I think he meant to say was that he wished that Mom gave birth to a can opener 779 00:38:19,986 --> 00:38:22,945 because at least then it would be useful. 780 00:38:23,028 --> 00:38:24,195 Kendall: You're a dick. 781 00:38:24,278 --> 00:38:25,986 - That's... 782 00:38:26,070 --> 00:38:28,153 Look, the board are offering this to me. 783 00:38:28,237 --> 00:38:30,487 I don't actually need your backing. 784 00:38:30,570 --> 00:38:32,570 You actually really, totally do. 785 00:38:32,654 --> 00:38:34,111 I think you do. 786 00:38:34,195 --> 00:38:36,861 Without it, after what Dad did to you, 787 00:38:36,945 --> 00:38:39,487 I mean, we could probably take any appointment to court. 788 00:38:39,570 --> 00:38:41,487 Jesus, Shiv, we're talking about court now? 789 00:38:41,570 --> 00:38:43,195 Fuck you! 790 00:38:43,278 --> 00:38:45,779 I didn't even want to talk about this, remember? 791 00:38:45,861 --> 00:38:48,529 What do you-- What do you have against me? 792 00:38:48,612 --> 00:38:51,070 - Nothing. 793 00:38:51,153 --> 00:38:53,195 Oh, you want me to actually say? 794 00:38:53,278 --> 00:38:55,737 - Yes, I do. - You lack killer instinct, 795 00:38:55,820 --> 00:38:58,403 you're wet, you're green, you're intellectually insecure, 796 00:38:58,487 --> 00:38:59,737 Bullshit. 797 00:38:59,820 --> 00:39:01,320 you're not emotionally strong enough, 798 00:39:01,403 --> 00:39:03,487 - you have addiction issues. - That's enough! 799 00:39:03,570 --> 00:39:05,737 I don't think all that, I'm just trying to be Dad's voice. 800 00:39:05,820 --> 00:39:08,570 Bravo. It was an excellent impression. 801 00:39:08,654 --> 00:39:10,070 I just want to say I'm not getting involved. 802 00:39:10,153 --> 00:39:11,028 Kendall: Good. 803 00:39:11,111 --> 00:39:12,570 But Shiv's right. 804 00:39:12,654 --> 00:39:14,654 I'm not saying I would make a better CEO, 805 00:39:14,737 --> 00:39:15,986 that's unsaid-- 806 00:39:16,070 --> 00:39:17,612 It's not unsaid when you say it. 807 00:39:17,695 --> 00:39:19,654 No, I'm saying I'm not saying it, 808 00:39:19,737 --> 00:39:21,195 so, in fact, it is unsaid. 809 00:39:21,278 --> 00:39:23,903 Hey, pal, why don't you go help Willa with her homework? 810 00:39:23,986 --> 00:39:25,654 Ouch. Asshole. 811 00:39:25,737 --> 00:39:28,111 Listen, why don't you decide everything. 812 00:39:28,195 --> 00:39:29,945 I don't care. I just observe. 813 00:39:30,028 --> 00:39:31,779 I'm a UN white helmet. All right? 814 00:39:31,861 --> 00:39:32,820 Guys-- 815 00:39:32,903 --> 00:39:34,320 who else are you gonna get? 816 00:39:34,403 --> 00:39:36,445 I think Shiv would be great. 817 00:39:36,529 --> 00:39:37,779 That's what I think. 818 00:39:37,861 --> 00:39:39,445 Thanks, honey, 819 00:39:39,529 --> 00:39:42,111 but... no way. 820 00:39:42,195 --> 00:39:44,570 I mean, she doesn't work in the company 821 00:39:44,654 --> 00:39:46,153 and has no experience of the company 822 00:39:46,237 --> 00:39:47,362 and the markets would freak, 823 00:39:47,445 --> 00:39:48,612 but apart from that, I agree with you. 824 00:39:48,695 --> 00:39:50,779 I mean, we have options. 825 00:39:50,861 --> 00:39:52,695 Sure. You could all ask for morphine 826 00:39:52,779 --> 00:39:56,654 so you can stay in your painless fucking fantasy world 827 00:39:56,737 --> 00:40:00,278 where the orchids dance and the company is run 828 00:40:00,362 --> 00:40:02,861 by a magical fucking unicorn! 829 00:40:08,070 --> 00:40:09,861 Fuck your options. 830 00:40:24,111 --> 00:40:25,861 Hello, this is Greg on Greg's phone. 831 00:40:25,945 --> 00:40:27,570 - Yeah, I'm just, um, 832 00:40:27,654 --> 00:40:28,945 not dawdling. 833 00:40:29,028 --> 00:40:30,111 You're still at the fucking apartment? 834 00:40:30,195 --> 00:40:31,445 You've been there forever. 835 00:40:31,529 --> 00:40:32,903 Uh, just, um-- 836 00:40:32,986 --> 00:40:35,237 I know you're picking up PJs and all that shit, 837 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:39,153 just grab a sweater, maybe, also. My dad's, OK? 838 00:40:39,237 --> 00:40:41,903 - It doesn't matter. 839 00:40:41,986 --> 00:40:44,695 Not something washed. Something that he's worn, maybe. 840 00:40:44,779 --> 00:40:45,820 - If you find one. - OK, yeah. 841 00:40:45,903 --> 00:40:47,695 If he's worn it, if his-- 842 00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:49,153 How am I gonna know if it's worn? 843 00:40:49,237 --> 00:40:50,695 Just smell it. OK? 844 00:40:50,779 --> 00:40:52,986 Jesus! I just want something that smells like him, OK? 845 00:40:53,070 --> 00:40:54,362 I just want that. Is that enough for you? 846 00:40:54,445 --> 00:40:55,903 Dude, that's really nice. 847 00:40:55,986 --> 00:40:59,195 I would want that if this was my situation, too. 848 00:40:59,278 --> 00:41:01,445 So I'll sniff some stuff for you-- 849 00:41:01,529 --> 00:41:03,779 Just-- Whatever. And if you tell anyone about this, 850 00:41:03,861 --> 00:41:05,362 I will... cut your dick off. 851 00:41:05,445 --> 00:41:07,529 And don't forget those papers I told you to bring. 852 00:41:07,612 --> 00:41:08,695 And, uh, thank you. 853 00:41:08,779 --> 00:41:09,612 Fuck off. 854 00:41:10,695 --> 00:41:12,779 - Yeah. 855 00:41:32,612 --> 00:41:36,278 I... apologize if my bell summoned you. 856 00:41:41,487 --> 00:41:43,570 Hey. 857 00:41:43,654 --> 00:41:44,861 Hey. 858 00:41:44,945 --> 00:41:46,737 It's, um... 859 00:41:46,820 --> 00:41:49,028 - It's like 4:00 a.m. - Yeah, I couldn't sleep. 860 00:41:49,111 --> 00:41:52,612 Put the kids to bed and thought I was missing all the fun, so... 861 00:41:52,695 --> 00:41:53,945 How are they doing? 862 00:41:54,028 --> 00:41:55,779 - Yeah. 863 00:41:55,861 --> 00:41:58,903 Um... 864 00:41:58,986 --> 00:42:00,654 they're OK. 865 00:42:05,903 --> 00:42:07,903 Maybe you could bring them by tomorrow. 866 00:42:07,986 --> 00:42:13,278 So they can say their-- you know, say their... hellos. 867 00:42:13,362 --> 00:42:14,861 - Yeah. - OK. 868 00:42:17,695 --> 00:42:19,529 How are you feeling? 869 00:42:19,612 --> 00:42:21,695 Good. Yeah. 870 00:42:23,195 --> 00:42:25,612 Yeah. How am I feeling? 871 00:42:25,695 --> 00:42:27,986 Fuck. Ask me another? 872 00:42:28,070 --> 00:42:32,153 - Jesus, what a day for you. - Yeah. 873 00:42:32,237 --> 00:42:36,945 The nominating committee want me to be the big boss. 874 00:42:37,028 --> 00:42:38,903 Really? 875 00:42:38,986 --> 00:42:42,362 But Shiv and Roman won't back me 876 00:42:42,445 --> 00:42:44,111 because of what Dad said at lunch. 877 00:42:44,195 --> 00:42:46,779 Jesus. 878 00:42:46,861 --> 00:42:50,153 - Yeah. - Ah, your family is so... 879 00:42:50,237 --> 00:42:51,320 fucked. 880 00:42:51,403 --> 00:42:53,945 I'm sorry, but-- Wow. 881 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:04,737 I'm sorry. 882 00:43:20,695 --> 00:43:22,070 Um... 883 00:43:23,487 --> 00:43:26,737 Ken, I 884 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,153 What can I say? It's-- I don't know. 885 00:43:31,237 --> 00:43:32,737 Adrenaline. 886 00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:36,529 It's just my body. 887 00:43:36,612 --> 00:43:38,111 Hey. 888 00:43:38,195 --> 00:43:39,820 I'm glad you're here. 889 00:43:39,903 --> 00:43:42,445 Yeah. I can tell. 890 00:43:59,195 --> 00:44:01,820 - Hey. Look. Stop. Stop. - No. I'm not in the mood. 891 00:44:01,903 --> 00:44:03,654 There's something I have to say to you. 892 00:44:03,737 --> 00:44:05,861 - Siobhan Roy... 893 00:44:05,945 --> 00:44:07,695 Oh, my God. 894 00:44:07,779 --> 00:44:08,861 ...will you marry me? 895 00:44:08,945 --> 00:44:12,070 What... the fuck? Seriously? 896 00:44:12,153 --> 00:44:14,028 I love you. 897 00:44:14,111 --> 00:44:16,570 And I wanted to do something to make all this better. 898 00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:20,570 And I thought while your dad's still with us, wouldn't that be a nice thing? 899 00:44:20,654 --> 00:44:22,070 We can get a quick wedding. 900 00:44:22,153 --> 00:44:25,195 What is it about my dad dying in a sterile environment 901 00:44:25,278 --> 00:44:27,153 that screams big romantic gesture to you? 902 00:44:30,153 --> 00:44:32,237 Well, it's a horrible day, I thought-- 903 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,195 thought it would be a nice... thing. 904 00:44:34,278 --> 00:44:35,903 Tom, you can't balance it out like that. 905 00:44:35,986 --> 00:44:40,278 I'm not gonna... give you a blow job when your dog dies. 906 00:44:40,362 --> 00:44:41,861 Right? 907 00:44:44,986 --> 00:44:46,612 Yeah. OK. 908 00:44:46,695 --> 00:44:49,487 It's fine. I misjudged it. I get it. 909 00:44:49,570 --> 00:44:52,654 No, I'm s-sorry. Honey, I'm sorry. 910 00:44:52,737 --> 00:44:55,111 I'm-- This is-- 911 00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,529 Let's just not have this as the moment. 912 00:44:59,612 --> 00:45:02,111 Why don't you do this again properly another time. 913 00:45:02,195 --> 00:45:03,695 No! Exactly. This is not the moment. 914 00:45:03,779 --> 00:45:06,237 This didn't happen. Abort. Abort, abort, 915 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:07,861 Good. OK. 916 00:45:12,861 --> 00:45:14,945 But so you know, 917 00:45:15,028 --> 00:45:16,153 uh... 918 00:45:16,237 --> 00:45:17,278 yeah, whatever. 919 00:45:17,362 --> 00:45:18,903 Yes? - Yeah. 920 00:45:18,986 --> 00:45:20,278 When it happens, yes. 921 00:45:20,362 --> 00:45:21,612 Yes? Yes! 922 00:45:28,153 --> 00:45:29,903 - Yeah. I-- 923 00:45:32,195 --> 00:45:33,654 Yeah. 924 00:45:37,028 --> 00:45:40,278 - It's such a shitshow. 925 00:45:40,362 --> 00:45:42,195 My family. 926 00:45:42,278 --> 00:45:43,570 Our family. 927 00:45:45,570 --> 00:45:47,362 - Our family. - Yeah. 928 00:46:03,945 --> 00:46:05,737 Hey, hey, hey. 929 00:46:07,237 --> 00:46:09,153 So I got the slippers. 930 00:46:09,237 --> 00:46:10,111 Thank you. 931 00:46:10,195 --> 00:46:11,612 Yeah, I finally found 'em. 932 00:46:11,695 --> 00:46:13,570 Can you put them in there, please? 933 00:46:14,903 --> 00:46:16,195 Yeah. 934 00:46:32,986 --> 00:46:35,570 So, you got the slippers. 935 00:46:35,654 --> 00:46:36,903 Uh-huh. 936 00:46:36,986 --> 00:46:38,903 I guess that makes you Prince Charming. 937 00:46:38,986 --> 00:46:40,195 I guess so. 938 00:46:40,278 --> 00:46:42,529 You saying you want to fuck Marcia? 939 00:46:42,612 --> 00:46:47,195 What?! No. Wh 940 00:46:47,278 --> 00:46:48,654 That's what you just said. 941 00:46:48,737 --> 00:46:49,861 No. It isn't. 942 00:46:49,945 --> 00:46:51,320 You said you were Prince Charming. 943 00:46:51,403 --> 00:46:53,695 - No, you just said that. - I'm kidding. 944 00:46:53,779 --> 00:46:54,986 I'm kidding. 945 00:46:55,070 --> 00:46:58,111 OK. 946 00:47:00,070 --> 00:47:02,612 Do you know that, uh-- 947 00:47:02,695 --> 00:47:04,195 Do you know that he gave me a job? 948 00:47:04,278 --> 00:47:05,445 What job? 949 00:47:05,529 --> 00:47:07,654 - I don't know. - OK. 950 00:47:07,737 --> 00:47:09,487 - No. Obviously I don't know. 951 00:47:09,570 --> 00:47:11,403 - I don't know. 952 00:47:11,487 --> 00:47:14,070 I thought you might know 'cause I thought everybody's talking 953 00:47:14,153 --> 00:47:16,070 and, like, might be talking about me? 954 00:47:16,153 --> 00:47:19,237 No, everybody was talking about you this whole time. 955 00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:22,320 Everyone was only talking about you, Cousin Greg. 956 00:47:24,487 --> 00:47:26,028 I get it. 957 00:47:26,111 --> 00:47:27,195 Ha ha. 958 00:47:27,278 --> 00:47:28,529 Hey. Hey. 959 00:47:30,028 --> 00:47:33,111 When you, uh, figure all this out, 960 00:47:33,195 --> 00:47:36,028 come in and see me. OK? 961 00:47:36,111 --> 00:47:38,445 And, uh, and I'll look after you. 962 00:47:38,529 --> 00:47:40,945 All right? 963 00:47:41,028 --> 00:47:43,570 I'm serious. I will. 964 00:47:43,654 --> 00:47:46,320 - Sure. - Thanks, man. 965 00:47:46,403 --> 00:47:47,403 That's OK. 966 00:47:50,861 --> 00:47:51,986 All right, later. 967 00:47:52,070 --> 00:47:53,070 Take it easy, Greg. 968 00:48:07,695 --> 00:48:09,654 Yo, come here for a second. 969 00:48:11,779 --> 00:48:14,654 So, listen. 970 00:48:14,737 --> 00:48:16,445 I've been thinking... 971 00:48:16,529 --> 00:48:19,529 and this is my vision: We got for it. Me and you. 972 00:48:19,612 --> 00:48:22,278 CEO and COO. 973 00:48:22,362 --> 00:48:24,570 - Oh. - Me and my homey Romey. 974 00:48:24,654 --> 00:48:26,612 I thought I was a fuckhead. 975 00:48:26,695 --> 00:48:29,111 Uh, dipshit, and you said that. 976 00:48:29,195 --> 00:48:31,403 You said I wasn't serious. 977 00:48:31,487 --> 00:48:33,445 Sorry. It's been a long day. 978 00:48:33,529 --> 00:48:34,403 Yeah. 979 00:48:34,487 --> 00:48:37,278 But dude, seriously. 980 00:48:37,362 --> 00:48:38,986 Me and you, bro. 981 00:48:39,070 --> 00:48:40,820 Like, I could teach you. 982 00:48:40,903 --> 00:48:43,278 And you could, you know, teach me. 983 00:48:45,070 --> 00:48:46,529 And Shiv? 984 00:48:46,612 --> 00:48:48,195 I mean, you know what Shiv's like. 985 00:48:48,278 --> 00:48:51,153 Ultimately she's a daddy's girl. Right? 986 00:48:51,237 --> 00:48:53,195 I mean, she wants to play it safe. 987 00:48:53,278 --> 00:48:56,695 We're the ones with the nuts to fuckin' revolutionize. 988 00:48:58,737 --> 00:49:01,570 OK, I'm not uninterested. 989 00:49:01,654 --> 00:49:03,612 All right, then, let's fuckin' do it. 990 00:49:03,695 --> 00:49:07,195 Here's the thing. Gerri just turned down the top job. 991 00:49:07,278 --> 00:49:09,237 So does that mean something? 992 00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:11,861 Are you fuckin' with me? 993 00:49:11,945 --> 00:49:13,445 Nope. 994 00:49:13,529 --> 00:49:15,195 Who asked Gerri? 995 00:49:15,278 --> 00:49:17,861 It was broached. 996 00:49:17,945 --> 00:49:19,820 - Yeah. 997 00:49:19,903 --> 00:49:22,028 By who You broached it, didn't you? 998 00:49:22,111 --> 00:49:26,111 Don't pin the broach on me, OK? Everyone was broaching. 999 00:49:28,529 --> 00:49:30,695 Just want to make sure we trust each other. 1000 00:49:30,779 --> 00:49:32,945 Everything up front, OK? 1001 00:49:34,153 --> 00:49:35,153 All right. 1002 00:49:35,237 --> 00:49:36,320 OK. 1003 00:49:37,403 --> 00:49:39,153 Shake on it or something? 1004 00:49:39,237 --> 00:49:40,362 Official? 1005 00:49:40,445 --> 00:49:42,153 Oh. OK. 1006 00:49:54,820 --> 00:49:55,986 Connor: Hi. 1007 00:50:06,654 --> 00:50:07,695 Oh, come on. 1008 00:50:07,779 --> 00:50:10,320 Hey. Hey, knock it off. 1009 00:50:14,779 --> 00:50:16,153 Thank you, Willa. 1010 00:50:26,529 --> 00:50:31,237 So, listen, I've asked Roman to be acting COO... 1011 00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:33,986 - Roman: Actual COO. - ...to my acting CEO. 1012 00:50:36,487 --> 00:50:38,403 - Snake. - Sis, please, 1013 00:50:38,487 --> 00:50:41,070 I'm trying to bring everyone together here. I'm mediating. 1014 00:50:41,153 --> 00:50:43,070 - Well, I'm saying no. - Me too. 1015 00:50:43,153 --> 00:50:45,111 I thought you were a fucking white helmet. 1016 00:50:45,195 --> 00:50:48,945 Sometimes a peacekeeper has to go shoot a maniac on the perimeter, OK? 1017 00:50:49,028 --> 00:50:51,654 What the fuck? Why would you say no to this and yes to Gerri? 1018 00:50:51,737 --> 00:50:55,445 Gerri has been with the company for 20 years. Dad trusts her. 1019 00:50:55,529 --> 00:50:57,403 She's older. She's wiser. She's a mature person-- 1020 00:50:57,487 --> 00:50:58,737 such as myself. 1021 00:50:58,820 --> 00:51:01,111 Uh-huh. Well, she doesn't want it. 1022 00:51:01,195 --> 00:51:03,445 OK, so in my opinion, we should find someone else. 1023 00:51:03,529 --> 00:51:05,362 - Temporary. 1024 00:51:05,445 --> 00:51:08,320 I don't know, someone neutral. 1025 00:51:08,403 --> 00:51:11,362 Eva or... American Psycho, what-- 1026 00:51:11,445 --> 00:51:13,487 - Roman: Karl. - Connor: Karl. Yeah. 1027 00:51:13,570 --> 00:51:14,986 And what if it isn't temporary, 1028 00:51:15,070 --> 00:51:16,861 what if he uses his position to make it permanent? 1029 00:51:16,945 --> 00:51:20,278 Because he wouldn't do that. He's nice! He brought coffee. 1030 00:51:20,362 --> 00:51:22,529 Kendall: Oh, he brought coffee. 1031 00:51:22,612 --> 00:51:25,028 Then we should definitely let him take control of the company. 1032 00:51:25,111 --> 00:51:26,779 Dude, he's not gonna take control of the company. 1033 00:51:26,861 --> 00:51:28,278 Look, it's a gamble. 1034 00:51:28,362 --> 00:51:31,195 It's either me and Roman and us as a family, 1035 00:51:31,278 --> 00:51:33,195 or it's Eva and Karl, 1036 00:51:33,278 --> 00:51:37,111 or some fuckface suit from the Deep State of the company. 1037 00:51:37,195 --> 00:51:38,986 They could take the company out of our hands, 1038 00:51:39,070 --> 00:51:40,529 and we'd never get near it again. 1039 00:51:40,612 --> 00:51:42,612 If Dad wakes up, and he's frail, 1040 00:51:42,695 --> 00:51:44,111 and he's looking at the end game, 1041 00:51:44,195 --> 00:51:45,695 you want to be the one who tells him 1042 00:51:45,779 --> 00:51:48,362 his family business isn't family 1043 00:51:48,445 --> 00:51:50,654 I mean, maybe you could get away with it-- 1044 00:51:50,737 --> 00:51:52,820 - you know, his favorite. - Oh, fuck you. 1045 00:51:52,903 --> 00:51:54,487 But maybe you wouldn't stay his favorite 1046 00:51:54,570 --> 00:51:56,320 if you gave away the firm. 1047 00:51:57,903 --> 00:52:00,945 Look, we need a statement by 6:30. 1048 00:52:02,362 --> 00:52:05,237 So you just have to think-- 1049 00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:07,861 like, bullshit aside-- 1050 00:52:07,945 --> 00:52:12,445 who do you think, really, Dad would prefer? 1051 00:52:51,403 --> 00:52:53,737 What's up, fam? 1052 00:52:53,820 --> 00:52:58,195 Oh. Yeah. Um... did you get the papers? 1053 00:52:58,278 --> 00:52:59,612 - The pap-- 1054 00:52:59,695 --> 00:53:02,070 The papers in the envelope? I called you? 1055 00:53:02,153 --> 00:53:04,986 Dude-- Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 1056 00:53:05,070 --> 00:53:06,487 So no, basically? 1057 00:53:06,570 --> 00:53:08,070 I was thinking about your dad, 1058 00:53:08,153 --> 00:53:10,237 - I was up there-- - Hey, don't worry about it. 1059 00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:11,986 My head was just messed up. 1060 00:53:24,654 --> 00:53:28,070 OK. We're gonna have to announce. Where are we at? 1061 00:53:33,278 --> 00:53:36,278 While Dad is ill, the family proposes that Kendall run the company 1062 00:53:36,362 --> 00:53:38,278 with Roman as COO. 1063 00:53:38,362 --> 00:53:41,111 I hereby concur. 1064 00:53:41,195 --> 00:53:42,737 OK. OK, uh.. 1065 00:53:42,820 --> 00:53:44,820 I will let the committee know the family's position, 1066 00:53:44,903 --> 00:53:48,320 and pending board approval, we can announce. 1067 00:53:48,403 --> 00:53:50,278 - Congratulations, Ken. - Thanks, Gerri. 1068 00:53:50,362 --> 00:53:51,779 And Roman, congratulations. 1069 00:53:51,861 --> 00:53:53,111 Eva: This is all very exciting. 1070 00:53:53,195 --> 00:53:54,320 Karl: Difficult decision. 1071 00:53:54,403 --> 00:53:55,945 For the record, 1072 00:53:56,028 --> 00:53:58,570 I personally believe this to be a total fucking disaster. 1073 00:53:59,903 --> 00:54:01,487 OK, good. 1074 00:54:01,570 --> 00:54:04,028 Gerri: Kendall, um, listen, 1075 00:54:04,111 --> 00:54:05,320 we need to talk. 1076 00:54:05,403 --> 00:54:06,820 I'm sorry, I just need to... 1077 00:54:06,903 --> 00:54:08,945 I just need a conversation with you in private. 1078 00:54:09,028 --> 00:54:11,153 - Um... 1079 00:54:11,237 --> 00:54:14,237 There's a few things you should know. 1080 00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:17,487 Um... ... 1081 00:54:17,570 --> 00:54:19,153 OK, there's no way to put this nicely, 1082 00:54:19,237 --> 00:54:21,986 so forgive me for stating it baldly, 1083 00:54:22,070 --> 00:54:25,654 but, um, there's a huge debt problem. 1084 00:54:25,737 --> 00:54:27,986 What are you-- No. 1085 00:54:28,070 --> 00:54:30,237 - Yes. Three billion. - No, there's not. 1086 00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:33,153 Fuck off. I'd know. 1087 00:54:33,237 --> 00:54:34,612 No one knows. 1088 00:54:34,695 --> 00:54:36,445 Well, me and Frank. 1089 00:54:36,529 --> 00:54:37,612 What about... Dad? 1090 00:54:37,695 --> 00:54:39,028 Yeah, your dad. 1091 00:54:39,111 --> 00:54:40,529 Hence the debt. 1092 00:54:40,612 --> 00:54:42,654 Gerri, what the fuck is going on? 1093 00:54:42,737 --> 00:54:43,737 Where did the money go? 1094 00:54:43,820 --> 00:54:45,153 In 1985, 1095 00:54:45,237 --> 00:54:48,737 Logan needed cash badly for the expansion into parks, 1096 00:54:48,820 --> 00:54:51,695 so he took out a loan through the family holding company. 1097 00:54:51,779 --> 00:54:53,695 He knew that besides Frank, 1098 00:54:53,779 --> 00:54:55,861 none of the other boards members could see what was happening. 1099 00:54:55,945 --> 00:55:01,195 And then he added that loan to the company's already considerable debt. 1100 00:55:01,278 --> 00:55:03,529 Son of a bitch. 1101 00:55:03,612 --> 00:55:04,945 OK. 1102 00:55:06,654 --> 00:55:07,903 OK. 1103 00:55:07,986 --> 00:55:09,779 We can deal. 1104 00:55:09,861 --> 00:55:12,195 Yeah, but Kendall, the thing is, 1105 00:55:12,278 --> 00:55:15,779 it's secured against Waystar's stock... 1106 00:55:15,861 --> 00:55:18,028 and when the stock hits 130, 1107 00:55:18,111 --> 00:55:20,737 they can pursue repayment in full. 1108 00:55:20,820 --> 00:55:23,070 Which, if they decided to do that, would eviscerate us. 1109 00:55:23,153 --> 00:55:25,153 Yeah, but there's no precedent for that. They'll never do that. 1110 00:55:25,237 --> 00:55:26,654 They'll renegotiate. 1111 00:55:26,737 --> 00:55:29,403 - Well, that depends. 1112 00:55:29,487 --> 00:55:32,861 Well, you see, the banks know that the man they invested in 1113 00:55:32,945 --> 00:55:35,570 can no longer function, and as far as they're concerned, 1114 00:55:35,654 --> 00:55:38,487 you're just some kid with nice hair. 1115 00:55:40,237 --> 00:55:41,403 You're making it quite fucking difficult 1116 00:55:41,487 --> 00:55:43,153 to savor this moment, Gerri. 1117 00:55:44,237 --> 00:55:45,820 I'm sorry about that. 1118 00:55:47,529 --> 00:55:48,779 Don't jump. 1119 00:56:21,945 --> 00:56:24,153 Doctor: We had hoped to see a response by now, 1120 00:56:24,237 --> 00:56:27,320 but what we do know is that he's stable. So... 1121 00:56:27,403 --> 00:56:30,362 if you want to grab some sleep, this is a good time. 1122 00:56:38,529 --> 00:56:40,445 Night, Dad. 1123 00:56:40,529 --> 00:56:42,153 See you soon. 1124 00:59:26,362 --> 00:59:27,403 KENDALL ROY: You're probably all wondering about my dad. 1125 00:59:27,487 --> 00:59:28,779 We're hoping for a full recovery. 1126 00:59:28,861 --> 00:59:31,111 This morning he put on a sock, so... 1127 00:59:31,737 --> 00:59:35,070 That's right, this morning he tried to put on a sock. 1128 00:59:35,362 --> 00:59:37,237 ♪ ♪ 1129 00:59:37,737 --> 00:59:38,945 KENDALL: No one wants to say it, 1130 00:59:39,028 --> 00:59:41,153 but Dad's a lot sicker than he's letting on. 1131 00:59:41,487 --> 00:59:43,986 ROMAN ROY: Dad! Hey! Oh. Shit! 1132 00:59:44,070 --> 00:59:46,820 When he opens his mouth, anything could come out. 1133 00:59:46,903 --> 00:59:48,570 -Drool, anti-Semitism, 1134 00:59:48,654 --> 00:59:51,070 fucking string of silk handkerchiefs tied together! 1135 00:59:52,362 --> 00:59:55,070 -I'm back. You better believe! 1136 00:59:55,487 --> 00:59:56,737 Better than ever! 1137 00:59:57,903 --> 00:59:59,529 KENDALL: We're calling a vote of no confidence. 1138 00:59:59,612 --> 01:00:01,403 Oh, right, 'cause you like playing boss? 1139 01:00:01,487 --> 01:00:03,153 That's the death pit. Take a look. 1140 01:00:03,237 --> 01:00:05,737 I feel like I might not like it in the death pit. 1141 01:00:05,820 --> 01:00:06,986 You're family. 1142 01:00:07,903 --> 01:00:09,903 You think there's a chance he'll just do a deal? 1143 01:00:09,986 --> 01:00:12,320 Evict it so Buffalo's getting taken down! 1144 01:00:12,403 --> 01:00:13,362 Oh, fuck no. 1145 01:00:13,737 --> 01:00:15,529 It'll be hostile, hostile, hostile. 1146 01:00:16,529 --> 01:00:19,111 LOGAN: It's rebellion. Sabotage! 1147 01:00:19,529 --> 01:00:20,445 SHIV ROY: Sleep well, dad. 1148 01:00:20,779 --> 01:00:23,195 Might be your last good one for a decade or so. 1149 01:00:23,737 --> 01:00:26,529 -You're a fucking beast. -I'm just a lovely guy. 1150 01:00:26,612 --> 01:00:27,779 ♪ ♪ 1151 01:00:28,570 --> 01:00:29,861 -SHIV: Oh, yeah, 1152 01:00:29,945 --> 01:00:31,737 this is in no way our worst Thanksgiving. 1153 01:00:31,820 --> 01:00:34,278 ♪ ♪