1 00:00:05,209 --> 00:00:06,407 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 2 00:00:06,407 --> 00:00:08,210 NEWS ANCHOR: In terms of M&A action, 3 00:00:08,210 --> 00:00:10,278 we're hearing that GoJo and Waystar 4 00:00:10,278 --> 00:00:13,548 could seal their long-gestated deal as soon as tomorrow. 5 00:00:13,548 --> 00:00:16,886 Word is that regulatory concerns have receded. 6 00:00:16,886 --> 00:00:19,020 So Lukas Matsson may soon take control 7 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,956 of the deceased Logan Roy's empire 8 00:00:20,956 --> 00:00:23,091 to add to his streaming, betting, 9 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:25,260 sports, and socials everything app 10 00:00:25,260 --> 00:00:28,196 - to create that all-singing... - KENDALL ROY: All right. 11 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:30,794 Okay, okay. Carpe the diem, people. 12 00:00:30,794 --> 00:00:32,167 (CYRUS TELLIS TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 13 00:00:32,167 --> 00:00:33,868 KENDALL: Hey, hey! Okay. 14 00:00:33,868 --> 00:00:36,338 Telly! Let's run this, uh, board presentation, shall we? 15 00:00:36,338 --> 00:00:40,245 - Yeah, great. Thanks. (SIGHS) - Good stuff. 16 00:00:41,245 --> 00:00:42,639 - So, uh... - KENDALL: What? 17 00:00:42,639 --> 00:00:44,146 Just Stewy. That was his guy, 18 00:00:44,146 --> 00:00:45,714 - and, um... - Yeah? 19 00:00:45,714 --> 00:00:47,219 Yeah, I don't think we got him. 20 00:00:48,987 --> 00:00:50,155 Uh-huh. 21 00:00:50,989 --> 00:00:52,257 Cool. Cool. 22 00:00:52,823 --> 00:00:54,826 (INHALES DEEPLY) Really? 23 00:00:56,795 --> 00:00:58,093 - Where is he? - Um... 24 00:00:58,093 --> 00:01:00,495 KENDALL: Get me him direct. It might be smokescreen. 25 00:01:00,495 --> 00:01:03,566 I think... Yeah, that'll be-- that'll be smokescreen. 26 00:01:03,566 --> 00:01:04,733 I can pull in Stew. 27 00:01:04,733 --> 00:01:05,667 - Ken, I-- - (SIGHS) Man. 28 00:01:05,667 --> 00:01:07,602 I don't think we have the shareholders, 29 00:01:07,602 --> 00:01:10,501 and I don't think we have the board numbers to stop this. 30 00:01:10,501 --> 00:01:11,543 I'll get the votes. 31 00:01:12,409 --> 00:01:14,810 Uh, if we had more time, but by tomorrow? 32 00:01:14,810 --> 00:01:16,311 - I'll get the votes. - Ken, we... 33 00:01:16,311 --> 00:01:19,882 You wanna just, uh, outline the path here? 34 00:01:19,882 --> 00:01:22,383 Okay. I got fucking me, I got Ewan, 35 00:01:22,383 --> 00:01:24,987 I got Paul, I got Dewi. Locked. 36 00:01:24,987 --> 00:01:29,324 - So, yeah? - Mm-hmm. Okay, great. And? 37 00:01:29,324 --> 00:01:31,630 And I still think I can get Stewy. 38 00:01:32,697 --> 00:01:35,263 I think maybe Sonya. 39 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:38,499 Maybe Frank. There are multiple, multiple routes. 40 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:41,436 Right now, you have four, and one of them... 41 00:01:41,436 --> 00:01:44,172 And is Roman even gonna show? Is he gonna vote? 42 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:46,408 Don't worry about Roman. 43 00:01:46,408 --> 00:01:48,743 - But just where does he stand? - KENDALL: I don't know. 44 00:01:48,743 --> 00:01:52,784 I don't know. I don't know. I don't fucking know. Okay? 45 00:01:53,685 --> 00:01:55,417 I don't know. 46 00:01:55,417 --> 00:01:57,352 Okay? Does that make you feel better? 47 00:01:57,352 --> 00:01:59,320 - (SCOFFS) - KENDALL: I don't know where he is. 48 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:02,758 I don't know where he stands. But I got him. Okay? 49 00:02:02,758 --> 00:02:04,860 I fucking got this, Telly Bear. 50 00:02:04,860 --> 00:02:07,466 ♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 51 00:03:31,415 --> 00:03:33,418 ♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 52 00:03:36,087 --> 00:03:38,949 Okay! I think they lost Stewy. 53 00:03:38,949 --> 00:03:41,023 He's wonked. So that means we got... 54 00:03:41,023 --> 00:03:43,058 (LAUGHS) ...Kendall in the trunk, 55 00:03:43,058 --> 00:03:45,293 all trussed up and ready to fucking bake! 56 00:03:45,293 --> 00:03:46,627 - Yeah? - It's good. 57 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:49,899 Okay. 'Cause, you know, we got me, obviously... 58 00:03:49,899 --> 00:03:54,136 Here. Uh... me, Simon, Frank, 59 00:03:54,136 --> 00:03:57,839 Sandy and Sandi, locked. And then Stewy. I-- 60 00:03:57,839 --> 00:04:01,676 Look, he talks a lot of shit, but I think he's gonna stay. 61 00:04:01,676 --> 00:04:04,941 He's not gonna split. 'Cause money, honey, right? 62 00:04:04,941 --> 00:04:08,520 So, then we got Diane Liu, Sonya. 63 00:04:09,253 --> 00:04:11,081 And then we-- we have it. 64 00:04:11,081 --> 00:04:15,323 Then, if we peel off Dewi, Paul, and Ewan, 65 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:18,026 then there's only, like... is that... 66 00:04:18,026 --> 00:04:20,695 Ken and Rome in the against. 67 00:04:20,695 --> 00:04:22,797 That's fuckin'... And Rome might not even show up 68 00:04:22,797 --> 00:04:25,268 from whatever jerk dungeon he's being pity-spanked in. 69 00:04:25,268 --> 00:04:26,967 You happy? 70 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:29,839 - Very happy. Very... yeah. - SHIV ROY: Uh-huh. Yeah. Good. 71 00:04:29,839 --> 00:04:30,706 Success! Yeah. 72 00:04:30,706 --> 00:04:33,169 Oh, and, uh, I'm checking in on Frank, 73 00:04:33,169 --> 00:04:35,377 if you wanna still do the old-school signing? 74 00:04:35,377 --> 00:04:38,413 - Perfect. - You know, um, me as new CEO? 75 00:04:38,413 --> 00:04:42,084 Yes? Uh, and your list? What's-- what's on-- 76 00:04:42,084 --> 00:04:43,218 You wanna talk Tom? 77 00:04:43,218 --> 00:04:44,653 Or I know you've been thinking about ATN? 78 00:04:44,653 --> 00:04:47,389 And just-- just say out loud. It's no big deal for me. 79 00:04:47,389 --> 00:04:49,357 Well, we've, uh, we've had some 80 00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:52,227 initial, like, um, vibe meets, um... 81 00:04:52,227 --> 00:04:53,696 Yeah, I mean, he's shitting himself. (LAUGHS) 82 00:04:53,696 --> 00:04:55,965 Yeah. Well, the delta between a guy 83 00:04:55,965 --> 00:04:57,900 and a 10x guy is... 84 00:04:57,900 --> 00:04:59,500 is obviously life and death, 85 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:01,606 - and ATN is central. So... - SHIV: Sure. 86 00:05:02,941 --> 00:05:04,873 (SIGHS) Tom. Tom. 87 00:05:04,873 --> 00:05:08,009 Yeah. I don't know. Um... what do you think? 88 00:05:08,009 --> 00:05:11,346 Okay. Well, he's very competent, but if he irks you, 89 00:05:11,346 --> 00:05:13,685 or it's complicated, it is okay. 90 00:05:14,151 --> 00:05:15,150 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 91 00:05:15,150 --> 00:05:17,552 He is very plausible corporate matter, 92 00:05:17,552 --> 00:05:20,521 but he's also just a highly interchangeable modular part. 93 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:22,394 And I would say that to his face. 94 00:05:22,827 --> 00:05:23,625 Okay. 95 00:05:23,625 --> 00:05:25,761 Okay, but if we wanted continuity 96 00:05:25,761 --> 00:05:28,630 because there's been a lot of changes... 97 00:05:28,630 --> 00:05:30,665 You know, ATN is going gangbusters, 98 00:05:30,665 --> 00:05:34,103 and he is well-liked. So if he were to stay on, 99 00:05:34,103 --> 00:05:36,204 that would also be okay with me. 100 00:05:36,204 --> 00:05:38,106 - Okay, good to know. - SHIV: Yeah. 101 00:05:38,106 --> 00:05:40,976 This is separate feelings aside, 102 00:05:40,976 --> 00:05:43,445 Tom will honestly suck the biggest dick in the room. 103 00:05:43,445 --> 00:05:46,348 - That's just my assessment. - Love is in the air. 104 00:05:46,348 --> 00:05:49,151 - SHIV: Mm-hmm. Yeah. - (CELL PHONE BUZZING) 105 00:05:49,151 --> 00:05:50,855 SHIV: Uh, sorry. Excuse me. 106 00:05:52,189 --> 00:05:55,690 Uh, yeah. Just one sec. Hi! 107 00:05:55,690 --> 00:05:57,459 CAROLINE COLLINGWOOD: (OVER PHONE) Hello, darling. 108 00:05:57,459 --> 00:05:59,528 Uh, is it-- How-- How are things going? 109 00:05:59,528 --> 00:06:01,725 Uh, yeah, I'm fine. Good. Good. Thanks. 110 00:06:01,725 --> 00:06:02,964 CAROLINE: Great. 111 00:06:02,964 --> 00:06:08,970 I just wanted to know if there was any chance of you coming? 112 00:06:08,970 --> 00:06:11,640 (SIGHS) Yeah. I mean-- Look, I would love to, 113 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:13,808 but I think, you know, fuckin' schedules 114 00:06:13,808 --> 00:06:16,711 - and-- and board. - CAROLINE: Yeah, I know, but... 115 00:06:16,711 --> 00:06:20,419 Well, there's somebody here I think you might want to see. 116 00:06:21,552 --> 00:06:25,020 I promised I wouldn't say, but it's... 117 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:28,890 one of your brothers. And it's not Kendall. 118 00:06:28,890 --> 00:06:32,527 Oh. Okay. Well, let me crack the code. 119 00:06:32,527 --> 00:06:34,129 CAROLINE: I just thought you'd like to know. 120 00:06:34,129 --> 00:06:35,667 Uh. Yeah, well... 121 00:06:36,701 --> 00:06:38,800 Let me have a think. But let's... 122 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,773 Yeah, let's try and... Let's try and make this work. Shall we? 123 00:06:42,073 --> 00:06:43,075 Great. 124 00:06:49,180 --> 00:06:51,981 That okay? That profile bullshit. 125 00:06:51,981 --> 00:06:53,852 - LUKAS MATSSON: The cartoon? - SHIV: Yeah. 126 00:06:54,652 --> 00:06:56,084 I think it's funny. 127 00:06:56,084 --> 00:06:57,418 - SHIV: Yeah? - Like... 128 00:06:57,418 --> 00:06:59,087 "Oh, look at me! Look at me!" 129 00:06:59,087 --> 00:07:01,123 - Uh-huh. Yeah, 'cause I-- - (CHUCKLES) It's good. Yeah. 130 00:07:01,123 --> 00:07:03,186 'Cause I can get the-- the journalist, you know, 131 00:07:03,186 --> 00:07:04,759 - maybe take the online? - LUKAS: No, no. 132 00:07:04,759 --> 00:07:08,463 I don't give a fuck. People always try to fuckin'... 133 00:07:08,463 --> 00:07:10,031 - get at me, you know? - SHIV: Okay. 134 00:07:10,031 --> 00:07:10,933 LUKAS: They can't. 135 00:07:10,933 --> 00:07:13,268 Uh, look, that was-- that was, uh, 136 00:07:13,268 --> 00:07:14,803 an associate of mine, 137 00:07:14,803 --> 00:07:16,205 indicating they got a fix on Roman. 138 00:07:16,205 --> 00:07:19,274 So why don't I just fuckin' go and nail Roman as well? 139 00:07:19,274 --> 00:07:22,544 It would be so nice just to get unanimity across the board. 140 00:07:22,544 --> 00:07:25,513 You know, all of us smiling in public, just... 141 00:07:25,513 --> 00:07:27,749 just nice, clean start for the start of our reign. 142 00:07:27,749 --> 00:07:30,218 - All right. - SHIV: Yeah? 'Cause, you know, corporate narrative. 143 00:07:30,218 --> 00:07:31,286 If we're on separate sides, 144 00:07:31,286 --> 00:07:33,088 it looks like Lady Macbeth Part Two. 145 00:07:33,088 --> 00:07:35,657 And that's not... It would be... 146 00:07:35,657 --> 00:07:37,325 It would, just in an-- It would be nice, 147 00:07:37,325 --> 00:07:39,631 in an abundance of caution, just to... 148 00:07:40,631 --> 00:07:42,497 - close nice. - Yeah, yeah. 149 00:07:42,497 --> 00:07:45,868 Great. All right. Call me whenever, wherever. 150 00:07:45,868 --> 00:07:48,803 - LUKAS: Yeah. - I'm available. Okay? Yeah? 151 00:07:48,803 --> 00:07:51,372 - Let's fuckin' do this. Yeah? - LUKAS: Go get him. 152 00:07:51,372 --> 00:07:53,041 - (CELL PHONE RINGS) - Hey, Shiv. 153 00:07:53,041 --> 00:07:54,109 What are you hearing? 154 00:07:54,109 --> 00:07:55,978 Uh, Rome's at my mom's. 155 00:07:55,978 --> 00:07:59,081 So I'm on my way to bag him. I'm looking for unanimity. 156 00:07:59,081 --> 00:08:01,249 Okay. He's at your mom's? 157 00:08:01,249 --> 00:08:03,022 And have you spoken to Lukas? 158 00:08:03,588 --> 00:08:04,954 Um, am I for the chop? 159 00:08:04,954 --> 00:08:08,023 (SIGHS) Yeah, I mean, I'm trying. 160 00:08:08,023 --> 00:08:10,659 TOM WAMBSGANS: Okay. I'm just-- I'm-- I got a bad feeling. 161 00:08:10,659 --> 00:08:13,428 We've-- we've booked me in for the third hang. 162 00:08:13,428 --> 00:08:14,997 It's excruciating. I'm just-- I'm scared 163 00:08:14,997 --> 00:08:16,564 he's gonna want to play online games, 164 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:18,934 and I'll be running into a wall for hours. You know? 165 00:08:18,934 --> 00:08:22,104 Tom. Hey, Tom, can we have a real conversation? 166 00:08:22,104 --> 00:08:22,971 Uh-huh. 167 00:08:22,971 --> 00:08:25,073 SHIV: Okay. So, on the Matsson stuff, 168 00:08:25,073 --> 00:08:28,710 I'll do what I can. I'm trying. But, uh, with us, 169 00:08:28,710 --> 00:08:31,779 I just-- I wanted to get a few things straight. 170 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:34,683 Yeah. I just-- Yeah. I just want it to be really nice. 171 00:08:34,683 --> 00:08:37,619 And we should-- we should, uh, Czechoslovakia it. You know? 172 00:08:37,619 --> 00:08:39,455 We should make it all lovely velvet, 173 00:08:39,455 --> 00:08:40,755 parting of the ways. 174 00:08:40,755 --> 00:08:44,196 So, for you, there's-- there's not anything left? 175 00:08:45,462 --> 00:08:47,123 Well, how do you mean? 176 00:08:47,123 --> 00:08:50,032 Uh, well, I-- I wondered if... 177 00:08:50,032 --> 00:08:52,167 You know, I guess I thought it might be worth raising. 178 00:08:52,167 --> 00:08:54,970 Are there any, uh, positives 179 00:08:54,970 --> 00:08:58,610 about the nightmare we've shared? 180 00:08:58,977 --> 00:08:59,908 As in? 181 00:08:59,908 --> 00:09:03,311 I guess if-- if there was anything there. 182 00:09:03,311 --> 00:09:09,985 Uh... If there was, then it would be so convenient. 183 00:09:09,985 --> 00:09:12,020 Yeah, well, it would be incredibly convenient 184 00:09:12,020 --> 00:09:14,724 because you would be married to your husband. 185 00:09:14,724 --> 00:09:17,625 (CHUCKLING) Yeah, exactly. 186 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:19,890 And then when you think of the scheduling, it's... 187 00:09:19,890 --> 00:09:20,863 it's mess free. 188 00:09:20,863 --> 00:09:23,633 Yeah. You've fallen in love finally. 189 00:09:23,633 --> 00:09:25,635 You've, uh, you've fallen in love 190 00:09:25,635 --> 00:09:27,872 with our scheduling opportunities. 191 00:09:28,207 --> 00:09:29,174 Uh-huh. 192 00:09:30,574 --> 00:09:32,978 And I would also, you know, I would love to... 193 00:09:33,745 --> 00:09:35,844 not to have, uh... 194 00:09:35,844 --> 00:09:38,683 You don't like to fail a test, do you, Siobhan? 195 00:09:40,419 --> 00:09:41,581 Well... 196 00:09:43,187 --> 00:09:44,823 Uh, look. 197 00:09:46,090 --> 00:09:48,961 I know that we've said the worst things. 198 00:09:52,096 --> 00:09:53,365 But I... 199 00:09:55,666 --> 00:09:58,200 I think I've always just been scared 200 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:01,273 in relationships of, uh... 201 00:10:02,507 --> 00:10:03,675 you know, like... 202 00:10:04,776 --> 00:10:06,141 the underneaths. 203 00:10:06,141 --> 00:10:11,213 You know, what's the worst thing a person thinks? But we know. 204 00:10:11,213 --> 00:10:14,617 But... once you've said and done the worst things, 205 00:10:14,617 --> 00:10:16,021 you're kind of free. 206 00:10:16,954 --> 00:10:20,025 Yeah, I guess-- I guess my question is... 207 00:10:22,927 --> 00:10:26,131 are you interested in a real relationship? 208 00:10:28,866 --> 00:10:32,334 Honest to God, I don't know... Shiv. 209 00:10:32,334 --> 00:10:34,073 I just... I, uh... 210 00:10:35,306 --> 00:10:36,275 I just don't know. 211 00:10:37,808 --> 00:10:41,113 Okay. Sure. Right. Bye. 212 00:10:44,781 --> 00:10:48,751 KENDALL: Stewy. Stewy, bro. Don't hide from me. 213 00:10:48,751 --> 00:10:50,718 I can see you from up here. 214 00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:54,322 Come with me, Stew. We can win this. Okay? 215 00:10:54,322 --> 00:10:57,459 (NEWS REPORTER SPEAKING ON TV) 216 00:10:57,459 --> 00:10:58,931 - Ken. - KENDALL: Yeah? 217 00:11:00,031 --> 00:11:01,629 Roman. 218 00:11:01,629 --> 00:11:04,360 - From Greg and Ratfucker Sam. - Okay. 219 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,438 - Okay, now we're talking. - Yeah. 220 00:11:07,839 --> 00:11:09,305 (WHISTLES SOFTLY) 221 00:11:09,305 --> 00:11:11,710 (PHONE RINGING) 222 00:11:18,216 --> 00:11:20,515 - CAROLINE: Hello, darling. - Hey, Mom. 223 00:11:20,515 --> 00:11:23,451 So, I hear Romey might be there. 224 00:11:23,451 --> 00:11:25,548 Listen, I'm sorry I couldn't make your get-together, 225 00:11:25,548 --> 00:11:27,857 but I need to speak to Roman very urgently. 226 00:11:27,857 --> 00:11:29,625 No recriminations. But it's life-or-death. 227 00:11:29,625 --> 00:11:30,660 Is he there? 228 00:11:30,660 --> 00:11:32,661 (CHUCKLES) Um... 229 00:11:32,661 --> 00:11:35,264 (STAMMERS) I-- I can't say. 230 00:11:35,264 --> 00:11:39,034 Oh, you can't say? Well, he needs to come back. 231 00:11:39,034 --> 00:11:41,070 Is he planning to come back for tomorrow? 232 00:11:41,070 --> 00:11:43,839 That's for you to decide, all of you. I-- I-- 233 00:11:43,839 --> 00:11:45,574 He-- he's very fragile. 234 00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:46,975 Uh-huh. 235 00:11:46,975 --> 00:11:50,179 And-- and is Shiv there? Is she coming? 236 00:11:50,179 --> 00:11:52,147 I don't want to get into a lot of business, all right? 237 00:11:52,147 --> 00:11:54,649 I want-- I'd love for the whole family to be here. 238 00:11:54,649 --> 00:11:56,151 But if it's going to be thumbscrews, 239 00:11:56,151 --> 00:11:58,186 I'd rather it didn't happen in my house. 240 00:11:58,186 --> 00:12:00,993 Okay, I'm coming. I'm coming. I'll be there, Mom. 241 00:12:03,994 --> 00:12:06,361 - We have him. We have him. New Jess, New Jess. - HUGO BAKER: All right. Great. 242 00:12:06,361 --> 00:12:08,631 I'm-- I'm flying out. Uh, I'll be back tonight, 243 00:12:08,631 --> 00:12:10,465 early tomorrow latest, small team. 244 00:12:10,465 --> 00:12:12,801 We just up-- I'll-- I'll put this together on the move. 245 00:12:12,801 --> 00:12:14,169 - Okay? - HUGO: 'Kay. Yup. 246 00:12:14,169 --> 00:12:16,071 - Let's get him. Let's bag him and tag him. - HUGO: Okay. 247 00:12:16,071 --> 00:12:18,310 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 248 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,608 - SHIV: Hey! How you doing? - Hey, welcome. 249 00:12:52,608 --> 00:12:54,609 Shit! The fuck happened to you? 250 00:12:54,609 --> 00:12:57,983 - Hello, hello. How lovely. - SHIV: Hi. 251 00:12:59,684 --> 00:13:00,783 - (SHIV KISSES) - Oh, wonderful. 252 00:13:00,783 --> 00:13:02,578 I see you've brought your underling with you. 253 00:13:02,578 --> 00:13:04,784 SHIV: Yeah, well, got a lot going on. 254 00:13:05,656 --> 00:13:06,888 What the fuck happened, man? 255 00:13:06,888 --> 00:13:08,924 Oh yeah, I just had a discussion with some of your pals 256 00:13:08,924 --> 00:13:10,692 about the merits of liberal democracy. 257 00:13:10,692 --> 00:13:12,928 - Yeah. - Okay, well, it's... 258 00:13:12,928 --> 00:13:14,357 It's good that you're here, I guess. 259 00:13:14,357 --> 00:13:15,998 You can rest and recuperate. 260 00:13:15,998 --> 00:13:17,765 CAROLINE: Looks a lot better than he did. 261 00:13:17,765 --> 00:13:19,935 I couldn't look at him when he first arrived. 262 00:13:19,935 --> 00:13:22,304 Oh, that's true. Peter did my eye drops. 263 00:13:22,304 --> 00:13:24,139 (CHUCKLING) Yeah. Bless him, though. 264 00:13:24,139 --> 00:13:27,108 There's something about eyes. They just kind of, ugh, 265 00:13:27,108 --> 00:13:28,744 - revolt me. - SHIV: Uh, eyes? 266 00:13:28,744 --> 00:13:30,478 Like-- like human eyes we all have? 267 00:13:30,478 --> 00:13:32,815 Yeah, I don't like to think of all these blobs of jelly 268 00:13:32,815 --> 00:13:33,916 rolling around in your head. 269 00:13:33,916 --> 00:13:36,888 - Just... face eggs. - SHIV: Oh! 270 00:13:37,789 --> 00:13:39,088 Anyway, come on in. 271 00:13:39,088 --> 00:13:41,623 The place hasn't changed. Still full of leaks. 272 00:13:41,623 --> 00:13:43,519 - SHIV: Yeah. - CAROLINE: Seem to have landed myself 273 00:13:43,519 --> 00:13:45,393 in the only hellhole in paradise. 274 00:13:45,393 --> 00:13:47,532 - ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - KENDALL: Pick up, Stewy. 275 00:13:50,034 --> 00:13:52,304 Pick up, pick up, pick up. Stewy. 276 00:13:53,037 --> 00:13:55,340 Stewy. Stewy, there you are. 277 00:13:56,473 --> 00:13:58,010 Are you with me? Talk to me. 278 00:14:00,678 --> 00:14:02,077 Good man. Good man. 279 00:14:02,077 --> 00:14:04,016 I knew you wouldn't do me dirty like that. 280 00:14:06,150 --> 00:14:08,917 Oh, I'm-- I'm just, uh, making a pit stop. 281 00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:10,986 I found Roman. I mean, I always had Roman, 282 00:14:10,986 --> 00:14:12,992 but this is just like "nailed" nailed. 283 00:14:16,528 --> 00:14:17,496 Okay. 284 00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:22,167 With Lawrence Yee? Vaul-- Vaulter Lawrence? 285 00:14:22,767 --> 00:14:23,936 Okay. 286 00:14:24,802 --> 00:14:26,105 What shape does that make? 287 00:14:40,585 --> 00:14:42,454 (LOUDLY) Romey! 288 00:14:45,022 --> 00:14:47,456 Where are you? 289 00:14:47,456 --> 00:14:52,297 Hello, hello. The hunt for Red fucking October is over! 290 00:14:52,997 --> 00:14:54,166 Hey, Portia. 291 00:14:54,966 --> 00:14:56,264 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 292 00:14:56,264 --> 00:14:57,732 KENDALL: Aha! Well, well, well. 293 00:14:57,732 --> 00:15:00,035 - Look at this fucking family scene. - ROMAN ROY: Hello. 294 00:15:00,035 --> 00:15:01,169 - Just easy. - You okay, man? 295 00:15:01,169 --> 00:15:02,571 - Easy. - The fuck happened to your face? 296 00:15:02,571 --> 00:15:04,339 - He's fragile. Yeah? Just easy. - What happened to your face? 297 00:15:04,339 --> 00:15:07,076 - He's fragile? - Dude, fuck you. Fragile. I'm not fragile. What? 298 00:15:07,076 --> 00:15:08,677 Just back up, yeah? 299 00:15:08,677 --> 00:15:10,712 - Just take it easy. - Back up? 300 00:15:10,712 --> 00:15:13,014 - Yeah. - What? I'm-- I'm just arriving for a cup of fuckin' tea. 301 00:15:13,014 --> 00:15:15,150 - You missed teatime. - Okay. Well, you're being very aggressive. Yeah? 302 00:15:15,150 --> 00:15:16,251 - Rome? - Yeah. Hello. 303 00:15:16,251 --> 00:15:19,054 - Just calm down. - I'm calm. Can we talk? 304 00:15:19,054 --> 00:15:20,755 - Okay? - ROMAN: Oh, God. I don't-- Don't-- 305 00:15:20,755 --> 00:15:22,557 - We gotta talk. They're fucked. - Okay. Don't talk to me that way. Okay? 306 00:15:22,557 --> 00:15:24,225 Yeah, they're fucked. You're fucked. We're fucked. 307 00:15:24,225 --> 00:15:25,961 Everyone's fucked. Don't bullshit me, man. I don't like that. 308 00:15:25,961 --> 00:15:27,329 - KENDALL: What is this? - What's what? 309 00:15:27,329 --> 00:15:29,532 Did you get your little fucking screwdriver in on him? 310 00:15:29,532 --> 00:15:31,666 - You pry him open? - No. No. 311 00:15:31,666 --> 00:15:33,630 - Rome, that's bullshit. We're in this. - ROMAN: Yeah? 312 00:15:33,630 --> 00:15:34,969 - We're in this, man. - Yeah. Yeah. 313 00:15:34,969 --> 00:15:36,906 - What's going on? - KENDALL: She's doing a number on you, man. 314 00:15:36,906 --> 00:15:38,774 - Hey. Hey, Mom. Hey. - CAROLINE: Hello, darling. 315 00:15:38,774 --> 00:15:40,108 - Yes. Hi. - Are we all right? 316 00:15:40,108 --> 00:15:42,076 Yeah. I just need to talk to Roman. 317 00:15:42,076 --> 00:15:45,213 - Well, I'm looking after Roman. - You're not looking after me, Mom. Okay? 318 00:15:45,213 --> 00:15:47,916 - Well, let's be civil, please? - I'm just-- I'm here. That's what I'm doing. It's fine. 319 00:15:47,916 --> 00:15:48,917 - KENDALL: Rome. - What? 320 00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:50,519 - You promised me. - Did I? 321 00:15:50,519 --> 00:15:52,620 - You promised you wouldn't do this. - I don't recall saying the word. 322 00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:54,590 - KENDALL: You promised you wouldn't change your mind. - Well, maybe I did, I'm sorry, 323 00:15:54,590 --> 00:15:55,486 and whoops, I don't give a fuck. 324 00:15:55,486 --> 00:15:57,958 This is fucking DEFCON 1. 325 00:15:58,463 --> 00:15:59,294 Okay? 326 00:15:59,294 --> 00:16:00,830 The world is pivoting on you. 327 00:16:00,830 --> 00:16:02,497 The world is turning 328 00:16:02,497 --> 00:16:04,199 - on a fucking clown here. - (ROMAN GROANS) 329 00:16:04,199 --> 00:16:05,934 - Okay, you're a fucking clown, man. - KENDALL: Look at you. 330 00:16:05,934 --> 00:16:07,302 Look at you, man. You're a clown. 331 00:16:07,302 --> 00:16:09,138 Living in fucking dream world. 332 00:16:09,138 --> 00:16:10,939 You don't have it. You don't have it. You don't have it. 333 00:16:10,939 --> 00:16:12,441 So why you tryna, like, fucking get into me? 334 00:16:12,441 --> 00:16:14,308 - Roman needs some peace and quiet. - I have Ewan. I have Paul. 335 00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:16,345 - ROMAN: Roman needs everyone to fuck off! I'm fine. - I have Dewi and I have Stewy. 336 00:16:16,345 --> 00:16:18,748 I was in a very violent fight, which I won, by the way, but I'm fine. 337 00:16:18,748 --> 00:16:20,249 - No, you don't. - KENDALL: Yes, I do. 338 00:16:20,249 --> 00:16:22,183 Just back the fuck off, okay? Everyone just stop talking. 339 00:16:22,183 --> 00:16:24,453 Okay, I'll leave you alone. I'll go if you just tell me how you're voting. 340 00:16:24,453 --> 00:16:26,054 Right. That's not backing off. You're still talking. 341 00:16:26,054 --> 00:16:27,889 - KENDALL: Just tell me how you're voting. - I don't want you to talk. 342 00:16:27,889 --> 00:16:29,624 - KENDALL: Come on. Man up. - Thanks, Mom. This was great. Thank you. 343 00:16:29,624 --> 00:16:31,393 - KENDALL: I need you to man up here, Roman. - ROMAN: I'm going. 344 00:16:31,393 --> 00:16:33,332 - Don't go fucking hide and-- - Please don't follow me. Don't talk. 345 00:16:35,266 --> 00:16:36,565 Well, are you staying to dinner, 346 00:16:36,565 --> 00:16:38,533 or just in and out with all the shouting? 347 00:16:38,533 --> 00:16:41,203 I'd love it if it wasn't a horror show. 348 00:16:41,203 --> 00:16:43,438 I can't-- I have-- There's a huge board meeting. 349 00:16:43,438 --> 00:16:46,909 "Huge board meeting!" Gosh. What an event! 350 00:16:46,909 --> 00:16:48,576 That's never happened before in my life. 351 00:16:48,576 --> 00:16:52,014 I've never had my plans ruined by a huge board meeting before. 352 00:16:52,014 --> 00:16:54,950 Well, I would love to. I'm in for dinner. 353 00:16:54,950 --> 00:16:57,052 - CAROLINE: Great. - He might be busy. 354 00:16:57,052 --> 00:16:58,553 You gotta call some people, yeah? 355 00:16:58,553 --> 00:17:02,323 You're-- He's losing, so he's very busy. 356 00:17:02,323 --> 00:17:04,359 Yeah, that would be nice, Mom. That would be nice. 357 00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:07,532 - I-- I got nowhere to be. - CAROLINE: Great. 358 00:17:08,232 --> 00:17:09,297 LUKAS: What do you think, man? 359 00:17:09,297 --> 00:17:12,968 What do I think? Uh, the colors go well. 360 00:17:12,968 --> 00:17:15,499 - I think it's... - Trippy, dude. 361 00:17:15,499 --> 00:17:17,276 Lukas. A second, please? 362 00:17:19,543 --> 00:17:21,309 TOM: More hang. More fucking hanging 363 00:17:21,309 --> 00:17:22,744 than a dictator's birthday. 364 00:17:22,744 --> 00:17:25,413 Hey. "The colors go well." Is that a sentence? 365 00:17:25,413 --> 00:17:27,216 - Does that make sense? - Yeah. "The colors go well." 366 00:17:27,216 --> 00:17:29,484 - "The colors go well together." 367 00:17:29,484 --> 00:17:30,985 - "The colors go well." - Yeah, that's okay. 368 00:17:30,985 --> 00:17:32,687 - "The colors just go well." - Greg, you're here for the hang. 369 00:17:32,687 --> 00:17:36,324 So, you know, to jump in on the little, you know, 370 00:17:36,324 --> 00:17:38,460 little awkward social beats. 371 00:17:38,460 --> 00:17:41,262 You gotta be like-- like fucking social putty, 372 00:17:41,262 --> 00:17:43,198 Okay? You're letting me swing. 373 00:17:43,198 --> 00:17:45,100 Okay? He's gonna fucking fire me. I know it. 374 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:46,701 I need ears and eyes out. 375 00:17:46,701 --> 00:17:49,104 You know, like, on the assistant loop. Ebba. 376 00:17:49,104 --> 00:17:51,240 Like, is he planning to kill me? 377 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:54,309 If he wins, if he gets in, 378 00:17:54,309 --> 00:17:56,848 you are fucked. You're fucked. 379 00:17:58,016 --> 00:18:00,585 All right. Well, he likes me, so... 380 00:18:01,719 --> 00:18:04,285 You? You, 200K? 381 00:18:04,285 --> 00:18:06,856 The highest paid assistant in human history? 382 00:18:06,856 --> 00:18:07,990 It's new management, bro. 383 00:18:07,990 --> 00:18:11,059 You're gonna get busted down to 20, 30, 40K. 384 00:18:11,059 --> 00:18:12,527 - Stop it. - TOM: You know? Seriously. 385 00:18:12,527 --> 00:18:16,168 And if I get fired, I think you are fucked. 386 00:18:17,168 --> 00:18:19,167 - Well-- - TOM: It's the family death march. 387 00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:23,808 - ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (WAVES CRASHING) 388 00:18:27,211 --> 00:18:31,583 - Early bird catches the Rome? - Well, you know. Yeah. 389 00:18:35,653 --> 00:18:36,621 Just a... 390 00:18:37,821 --> 00:18:39,724 couple of things you might be interested in. 391 00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:43,528 - I got Stewy back. - SHIV: Oh, yeah? 392 00:18:44,261 --> 00:18:46,361 Sure. Well, you know, 393 00:18:46,361 --> 00:18:51,199 even if he's telling the truth, and you managed to get Roman, 394 00:18:51,199 --> 00:18:54,406 seven still plays six, so I'm... I'm not sweating it. 395 00:18:56,374 --> 00:18:57,642 Oh, yeah. Also... 396 00:18:58,976 --> 00:19:00,976 according to my sources, 397 00:19:00,976 --> 00:19:03,544 Matsson is talking to Lawrence Yee. 398 00:19:03,544 --> 00:19:05,784 - Vaulter Lawrence. - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 399 00:19:06,885 --> 00:19:09,184 KENDALL: So... you knew that? 400 00:19:09,184 --> 00:19:11,319 Yeah. (SNIFFS) 401 00:19:11,319 --> 00:19:15,256 Oh, hey. Look at this fucking scorpion party. 402 00:19:15,256 --> 00:19:16,791 - SHIV: Hi. - All right, who wants a piece of me? 403 00:19:16,791 --> 00:19:20,528 Pay a buck, take a pop at the human fucking vote. 404 00:19:20,528 --> 00:19:21,796 Why don't I just cut my arms off? 405 00:19:21,796 --> 00:19:23,499 I can give one to each of you to take home with, 406 00:19:23,499 --> 00:19:25,165 and then maybe you'll fuck off. 407 00:19:26,204 --> 00:19:28,170 KENDALL: You want some rum punch? 408 00:19:28,170 --> 00:19:32,307 Uh, hey. I was, uh... So, I was thinking, 409 00:19:32,307 --> 00:19:33,776 and this is just a spitball, 410 00:19:33,776 --> 00:19:37,079 but when this goes through, for you guys, 411 00:19:37,079 --> 00:19:39,982 remember how hot you were for The Hundred? 412 00:19:39,982 --> 00:19:41,286 You know, could I... 413 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,186 relinquish my part of the IP and... 414 00:19:44,186 --> 00:19:45,654 Oh, right. That is very thoughtful. Wow. 415 00:19:45,654 --> 00:19:47,522 So you'll, like, get us a job at the mall? 416 00:19:47,522 --> 00:19:49,428 Like, teach us the value of real money? 417 00:19:50,061 --> 00:19:52,260 Rome, come on. I'm like... 418 00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:54,690 I'm trying to be realistic about, um, 419 00:19:54,690 --> 00:19:58,266 - finding nice shapes here, for when I'm in there. - KENDALL: Hmm. That's nice. 420 00:19:58,266 --> 00:19:59,734 SHIV: Well, it is nice. 421 00:19:59,734 --> 00:20:04,139 You know, actually, I would love for both of you to support me 422 00:20:04,139 --> 00:20:06,107 - taking over the firm. - Uh-huh. 423 00:20:06,107 --> 00:20:07,643 SHIV: What? 424 00:20:07,643 --> 00:20:10,112 Oh, oh. Because I'm moving forward, 425 00:20:10,112 --> 00:20:11,846 my kid loses access to its uncles, yeah? 426 00:20:11,846 --> 00:20:14,014 - Well that's... Okay. Manipulative. - No, come on. 427 00:20:14,014 --> 00:20:18,586 I mean, what's it gonna do without all the-- the sexist and homophobic jokes? 428 00:20:18,586 --> 00:20:20,960 Don't fucking try and play us, Shiv. 429 00:20:21,626 --> 00:20:23,191 Like, stop fucking gloating. 430 00:20:23,191 --> 00:20:25,427 You've got your hands on my throat, yeah? 431 00:20:25,427 --> 00:20:28,263 So don't be all fucking Joan of Waystar. 432 00:20:28,263 --> 00:20:30,032 All right, well, I don't know what to say. 433 00:20:30,032 --> 00:20:31,199 'Cause you... 434 00:20:31,199 --> 00:20:34,102 You know, you fucking grabbed the crown, the two of you. 435 00:20:34,102 --> 00:20:36,066 Dad died, and you fucking... 436 00:20:36,066 --> 00:20:38,510 You grabbed the crown and pushed me out. 437 00:20:39,376 --> 00:20:41,513 So I don't know why I'm the cunt here? 438 00:20:42,246 --> 00:20:43,912 Cunt is as cunt does. 439 00:20:43,912 --> 00:20:46,414 (CHUCKLING) Oh, amazing. 440 00:20:46,414 --> 00:20:49,554 Wow, Cicero on the-- on the wheels of steel. 441 00:20:50,454 --> 00:20:53,121 And fuck off. Okay? I won. 442 00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:56,424 And I'm sorry for winning. But I did. 443 00:20:56,424 --> 00:20:58,727 Sorry. I'm sorry. And you know what? 444 00:20:58,727 --> 00:21:00,996 I'm actually tired of saying fucking sorry. 445 00:21:00,996 --> 00:21:02,863 I played it better, 446 00:21:02,863 --> 00:21:05,905 so why don't you take it like a man and just eat it? 447 00:21:07,638 --> 00:21:10,039 My, what a lovely evening on the terrace. 448 00:21:10,039 --> 00:21:12,442 (WAVES CRASHING) 449 00:21:12,442 --> 00:21:13,841 TOM: How was your seabass? 450 00:21:13,841 --> 00:21:17,045 Those, uh, those cod cheeks were a worthy opponent. 451 00:21:17,045 --> 00:21:19,580 Hmm. No, it was-- it was fine. 452 00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:21,516 Sometimes, I feel like every fish in the city 453 00:21:21,516 --> 00:21:23,751 is the same piece of Xeroxed branzino. You know? 454 00:21:23,751 --> 00:21:26,621 Totally, totally. Yeah, I think we may have been badly advised. 455 00:21:26,621 --> 00:21:28,893 - I think Greg fucked it. Yeah. - WAITER: Fini, messieurs? 456 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,764 Merci beaucoup. (CHUCKLES) 457 00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:34,863 Man. 458 00:21:34,863 --> 00:21:37,436 How do you feel about, uh, soft pitching me? 459 00:21:38,235 --> 00:21:39,601 - On Tom. - Oh. 460 00:21:39,601 --> 00:21:42,370 Just, you know, the main slide. 461 00:21:42,370 --> 00:21:47,137 On me? As in my value to keep me? Sure. Yeah. 462 00:21:47,137 --> 00:21:49,812 Yeah. I can sing for my supper. (CHUCKLES) 463 00:21:49,812 --> 00:21:53,548 Uh, well, no. Um. So, yeah, as a manager, 464 00:21:53,548 --> 00:21:55,951 I think, you know, I'm-- I'm simple. 465 00:21:55,951 --> 00:21:58,523 You know, I squeeze the costs and juice the revenue. 466 00:21:59,457 --> 00:22:00,721 Follow the boss. 467 00:22:00,721 --> 00:22:03,525 You know, I, uh, digest strategy and implement. 468 00:22:03,525 --> 00:22:05,661 Like, for, you know, cruises, for example, 469 00:22:05,661 --> 00:22:08,096 is shit-gobbling and firefighting. 470 00:22:08,096 --> 00:22:10,765 - Num, num, num, num. - TOM: Yes. (CHUCKLES) And ATN is money. 471 00:22:10,765 --> 00:22:13,403 You know, I'm cutting heads and harvesting eyeballs. 472 00:22:13,403 --> 00:22:15,003 It's pretty... 473 00:22:15,003 --> 00:22:16,205 Yeah, pretty simple really. 474 00:22:16,205 --> 00:22:17,505 I give the customer what he wants. 475 00:22:17,505 --> 00:22:19,674 I don't think it's my place to offer dietary advice. 476 00:22:19,674 --> 00:22:22,444 You know, if they want red meat and boiling tar, then... 477 00:22:22,444 --> 00:22:24,847 - buon appetito. Right? - (LUKAS CHUCKLES) 478 00:22:24,847 --> 00:22:27,819 And on a hang level, who would you say you are? 479 00:22:28,252 --> 00:22:30,022 Who am I? Um... 480 00:22:31,122 --> 00:22:33,889 Huh. That's a good one. (LAUGHS) 481 00:22:33,889 --> 00:22:37,829 I'm a grinder. I grind 'cause I worry. 482 00:22:39,663 --> 00:22:41,096 I worry all night about everything. 483 00:22:41,096 --> 00:22:44,632 All the, uh, threats to... to me and to my, um... 484 00:22:44,632 --> 00:22:47,703 (CLEARS THROAT) ...my division and my physical body. And I... 485 00:22:47,703 --> 00:22:50,605 I, uh, I have an excess of vigilance, 486 00:22:50,605 --> 00:22:53,508 I think, and I have a very, very high tolerance 487 00:22:53,508 --> 00:22:56,177 for pain and physical discomfort. 488 00:22:56,177 --> 00:22:57,579 Can I-- can I be frank with you? 489 00:22:57,579 --> 00:23:00,548 - Can-- can you be discreet? - Fuck yeah. 490 00:23:00,548 --> 00:23:03,353 (CLEARS THROAT) So, the thing is, um, 491 00:23:03,353 --> 00:23:05,520 with Shiv, uh... 492 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,755 And with the votes coming up and all, 493 00:23:07,755 --> 00:23:09,758 can we keep this, like, close to our chests 494 00:23:09,758 --> 00:23:12,527 - until I know my numbers? - Oh, sure. 495 00:23:12,527 --> 00:23:15,897 I think it's all fine. It's just I... (SIGHS) 496 00:23:15,897 --> 00:23:19,504 I have this thing with-- with her, um, which is like... 497 00:23:21,505 --> 00:23:24,940 Like is it-- is it a bit too much? You know? 498 00:23:24,940 --> 00:23:28,678 - Okay. The cartoon? - No. Fuck the cart-- 499 00:23:28,678 --> 00:23:30,515 That was funny. I enjoyed that. No. 500 00:23:31,582 --> 00:23:34,149 She was kind of pushy on the India tactics. 501 00:23:34,149 --> 00:23:35,817 And at first, I thought 502 00:23:35,817 --> 00:23:38,219 family continuity would be an upside. 503 00:23:38,219 --> 00:23:39,822 - You know? But... - TOM: Mm-hmm. 504 00:23:39,822 --> 00:23:42,928 She-- she is... She is smart. But... 505 00:23:44,328 --> 00:23:47,196 I got plenty of ideas, okay? 506 00:23:47,196 --> 00:23:48,997 I don't know if I need more ideas. 507 00:23:48,997 --> 00:23:51,499 I was in need a little bit of the political connection, 508 00:23:51,499 --> 00:23:53,969 you know, but it turns out it's fucking easy. 509 00:23:53,969 --> 00:23:56,104 (CHUCKLING) It really is, you know? And with Ebba, 510 00:23:56,104 --> 00:23:57,509 and blah, blah, blah. It's... 511 00:23:58,843 --> 00:24:00,943 - I know everything. Okay? - You do. 512 00:24:00,943 --> 00:24:02,510 I think you-- I mean, you do, man. 513 00:24:02,510 --> 00:24:03,779 - LUKAS: I do. - Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 514 00:24:03,779 --> 00:24:06,651 Yeah. Plus, with Shiv, there's also... 515 00:24:09,454 --> 00:24:10,722 You know, um... 516 00:24:11,923 --> 00:24:13,121 She... 517 00:24:13,121 --> 00:24:15,023 - (CHUCKLES) She's somewhat... - (TOM CHUCKLES) 518 00:24:15,023 --> 00:24:17,092 Um... 519 00:24:17,092 --> 00:24:21,533 We're a bit clickety-clickety, if you know what I'm saying. 520 00:24:22,499 --> 00:24:24,703 - Right. Like... - A little bit... 521 00:24:26,703 --> 00:24:30,509 I wanna fuck her, um, a-- a little bit. 522 00:24:31,075 --> 00:24:32,973 And I think, under... 523 00:24:32,973 --> 00:24:36,515 Sorry to get weird, but, like, the right circumstances... 524 00:24:37,514 --> 00:24:40,185 she... I think she'd fuck me, too. 525 00:24:42,954 --> 00:24:44,352 Uh-huh. 526 00:24:44,352 --> 00:24:45,653 Is this making you uncomfortable? 527 00:24:45,653 --> 00:24:47,822 - I'm sorry if it's weird, or... - No, no. We're men. 528 00:24:47,822 --> 00:24:51,559 Yeah, I can't deal with the mess of that, you know? 529 00:24:51,559 --> 00:24:53,562 So then I was thinking, "Well, if I can have 530 00:24:53,562 --> 00:24:55,931 fucking anyone in the world..." 531 00:24:55,931 --> 00:24:57,966 (CHUCKLES) "...why don't I get the guy 532 00:24:57,966 --> 00:25:01,501 who put the baby inside her instead of the baby lady?" 533 00:25:01,801 --> 00:25:02,774 Yeah? 534 00:25:04,543 --> 00:25:06,045 - LUKAS: Just... - Right. 535 00:25:08,713 --> 00:25:11,847 Right. Well... I could do it. 536 00:25:11,847 --> 00:25:14,410 - LUKAS: 'Cause... - I could definitely, easily, 537 00:25:14,410 --> 00:25:16,484 - definitely do it. - LUKAS: I need an American 538 00:25:16,484 --> 00:25:17,919 'cause I don't wanna scare the horses. 539 00:25:17,919 --> 00:25:20,059 ATN being the-- the profit center. 540 00:25:21,593 --> 00:25:23,253 Mencken likes you, 541 00:25:23,253 --> 00:25:25,764 if that happens, you know? You, um... 542 00:25:26,564 --> 00:25:29,234 You're fucking talented. So, uh... 543 00:25:30,434 --> 00:25:31,836 But also, honestly... 544 00:25:32,904 --> 00:25:34,706 I'm not looking for a partner. 545 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,273 You know? I'm looking for a front man. 546 00:25:38,273 --> 00:25:40,475 - Mm-hmm. - LUKAS: 'Cause, um... 547 00:25:40,475 --> 00:25:42,144 we're gonna cut shit close to the bone. 548 00:25:42,144 --> 00:25:44,607 We're gonna get right fucking in there. 549 00:25:44,607 --> 00:25:49,989 It's gonna get nasty. Uh... So I need a pain sponge... 550 00:25:51,455 --> 00:25:53,523 when I'm under the hood doing... (GROWLS) 551 00:25:53,523 --> 00:25:55,057 ...what I love, you know? 552 00:25:55,057 --> 00:25:56,658 - TOM: Sure. - That's kind of what I'm after. 553 00:25:56,658 --> 00:25:59,227 - So, would that be a problem? - Nah. 554 00:25:59,227 --> 00:26:04,166 - No, man. Nah. I could do it. - Logan Mark II. 555 00:26:04,166 --> 00:26:08,771 Only this time he's fucking sexy! (LAUGHS) 556 00:26:08,771 --> 00:26:10,371 Yeah, do you want to do some shots? 557 00:26:10,371 --> 00:26:12,040 - Yes. Yeah. - Should we... Yeah? 558 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,108 - Yeah. - Yeah. 559 00:26:13,108 --> 00:26:15,411 - Let's get a little loose, baby. - Okay. 560 00:26:15,411 --> 00:26:16,545 - Oskar! - Yeah? 561 00:26:16,545 --> 00:26:18,380 (BOTH SPEAKING SWEDISH) 562 00:26:18,380 --> 00:26:21,320 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 563 00:26:26,425 --> 00:26:27,587 GREG HIRSCH: Tom. 564 00:26:31,295 --> 00:26:32,862 Motherfucker. 565 00:26:32,862 --> 00:26:34,663 - What? - (SOFTLY) Motherfucker. 566 00:26:34,663 --> 00:26:36,832 Wait, are you-- Are-- Is it-- (STAMMERS) 567 00:26:36,832 --> 00:26:39,001 Are you keeping your job? 568 00:26:39,001 --> 00:26:43,939 - Am-- am I? - We're going to be okay, Greg. 569 00:26:43,939 --> 00:26:47,042 - We will be okay. - (STAMMERS) Which is it? 570 00:26:47,042 --> 00:26:51,814 You're gonna get castrated on pay, like decimated. 571 00:26:51,814 --> 00:26:55,951 But I think I can keep you. Okay? 572 00:26:55,951 --> 00:26:58,823 - (SIGHS) - Keep an eye on. Piss man, out. 573 00:26:59,491 --> 00:27:00,659 Okay. 574 00:27:02,126 --> 00:27:03,095 Shit. 575 00:27:07,998 --> 00:27:09,799 - LUKAS: Gregory! Hey! - OSKAR GUDJOHNSON: Have a drink! 576 00:27:09,799 --> 00:27:11,366 LUKAS: You want a shot? We're doing shots. 577 00:27:11,366 --> 00:27:13,268 - If we're doing shots, yeah! - OSKAR: Of course, of course you are. 578 00:27:13,268 --> 00:27:15,370 OSKAR: Yeah, you can handle some vodka, right? 579 00:27:15,370 --> 00:27:18,043 - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. - From the-- from the motherland. 580 00:27:18,843 --> 00:27:21,610 (SPEAKING SWEDISH) 581 00:27:21,610 --> 00:27:24,647 (BOTH SPEAKING SWEDISH) 582 00:27:24,647 --> 00:27:31,587 (LUKAS SPEAKING SWEDISH) 583 00:27:31,587 --> 00:27:34,793 (OSKAR SPEAKING SWEDISH) 584 00:27:35,594 --> 00:27:37,726 (SPEAKING SWEDISH) 585 00:27:37,726 --> 00:27:41,967 (OSKAR SPEAKING SWEDISH) 586 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,811 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 587 00:27:55,846 --> 00:28:00,416 It's going to be hearty fare, but modest rations. 588 00:28:00,416 --> 00:28:01,783 Surprise, surprise. 589 00:28:01,783 --> 00:28:04,920 Well, I knew you wouldn't be hungry in this heat. 590 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,988 Anyway, we can fill up on brekkie tomorrow. 591 00:28:07,988 --> 00:28:11,287 That horrible place where I think someone from Pink Floyd 592 00:28:11,287 --> 00:28:12,695 did a poo in the swimming pool. 593 00:28:12,695 --> 00:28:14,963 Yeah, we'll need to be getting back, Mom. 594 00:28:14,963 --> 00:28:17,399 - CAROLINE: Really? - Stop Shiv selling our birthright. 595 00:28:17,399 --> 00:28:21,003 Well, actually, to continue on with Dad's plans and wishes. 596 00:28:21,003 --> 00:28:23,405 CAROLINE: Oh, please, can we just not? 597 00:28:23,405 --> 00:28:25,608 You know, I'm really happy to have you all here, 598 00:28:25,608 --> 00:28:27,776 and I-- I want to say... 599 00:28:27,776 --> 00:28:29,711 (STAMMERING) For what it's worth, 600 00:28:29,711 --> 00:28:32,013 I don't want to stick my snout in too far, 601 00:28:32,013 --> 00:28:35,617 maybe I'm wondering whether this offer from that awful man 602 00:28:35,617 --> 00:28:39,449 isn't a perfect opportunity to, you know, 603 00:28:39,449 --> 00:28:42,758 say farewell, open a new chapter. 604 00:28:42,758 --> 00:28:44,860 That's always been my view. 605 00:28:44,860 --> 00:28:48,130 Are we gonna get an apology? For Italy? 606 00:28:48,130 --> 00:28:51,266 Well, yeah. I mean, in some ways, 607 00:28:51,266 --> 00:28:53,101 in a way, there... Yeah. 608 00:28:53,101 --> 00:28:55,037 If she thinks we should sell, there's continuity. 609 00:28:55,037 --> 00:28:58,573 It's my view. And I'm sorry if you've been determined 610 00:28:58,573 --> 00:29:01,176 to make something squalid out of it. 611 00:29:01,176 --> 00:29:03,311 Is this a set up? 612 00:29:03,311 --> 00:29:06,916 - CAROLINE: Set--? - Is that what this is? Shiv? You... (STAMMERS) 613 00:29:06,916 --> 00:29:08,583 You trying to tie Mummy's apron strings 614 00:29:08,583 --> 00:29:10,551 - around Romey's nuts? - SHIV: What? 615 00:29:10,551 --> 00:29:11,753 CAROLINE: I'm going to get Peter. 616 00:29:11,753 --> 00:29:14,123 I'm gonna get Peter and his friend because... 617 00:29:14,123 --> 00:29:16,424 - Peter! - PETER MUNION: Coming! 618 00:29:16,424 --> 00:29:19,028 - His friend Jonathan and he have got a scheme... - PETER: Coming, darling. 619 00:29:19,028 --> 00:29:20,829 ...they want to talk to you about. 620 00:29:20,829 --> 00:29:23,064 - Jonathan's an absolute wiz. - KENDALL: A scheme that they wanna talk to us about. 621 00:29:23,064 --> 00:29:25,601 - Roman, you hearing this? - He's just been going through some shitty stuff recently. 622 00:29:25,601 --> 00:29:27,001 Hello. Hello, all. 623 00:29:27,001 --> 00:29:28,537 - CAROLINE: This is Jonathan. - KENDALL: Do I smell an agenda? 624 00:29:28,537 --> 00:29:31,439 - Hi. - KENDALL: Is this a fucking pitch, is that what this is? 625 00:29:31,439 --> 00:29:33,669 - PETER: It might seem inappropriate-- - ROMAN: No, not at all. 626 00:29:33,669 --> 00:29:35,310 No, it might seem inappropriate, but it's not, 627 00:29:35,310 --> 00:29:38,881 because your mother's been kind enough to, uh, allow me 628 00:29:38,881 --> 00:29:41,483 to, uh, get you before the vultures. 629 00:29:41,483 --> 00:29:44,219 Because, frankly, the margins on this thing are just 630 00:29:44,219 --> 00:29:46,989 so creamy that I honestly would feel like a terrible shit... 631 00:29:46,989 --> 00:29:48,223 - Are you hearing this? - Creamy margins. 632 00:29:48,223 --> 00:29:49,991 - (CELL PHONE RINGS) - CAROLINE: (SHUSHES) Listen. 633 00:29:49,991 --> 00:29:52,594 - Ken. Come on! - PETER: ...if I didn't give you the chance to come to the party. 634 00:29:52,594 --> 00:29:54,930 - ROMAN: Yeah, this is really fascinating stuff. - Pardon me. I'll be back. 635 00:29:54,930 --> 00:29:56,331 ROMAN: This is really interesting, Ken. 636 00:29:56,331 --> 00:29:58,601 CAROLINE: I can't believe how rude you are. 637 00:29:58,601 --> 00:30:00,102 SHIV: He's gonna miss this. 638 00:30:00,102 --> 00:30:03,105 Looks like we're in. Without him. Should we wait? 639 00:30:03,105 --> 00:30:04,873 - Hey, man. - GREG: Hey, Ken. 640 00:30:04,873 --> 00:30:08,276 Hey, so-- Okay, so, I have something huge. 641 00:30:08,276 --> 00:30:11,779 Dude, I'm in the center of the fucking universe 642 00:30:11,779 --> 00:30:15,617 with, like, knowledge to-- to fucking, like, 643 00:30:15,617 --> 00:30:17,118 take down solar systems, man. 644 00:30:17,118 --> 00:30:20,588 Sure. Sure, man. That-- that's-- that's great. 645 00:30:20,588 --> 00:30:23,892 Okay, but-- but, um, if I give you something incredible, 646 00:30:23,892 --> 00:30:26,498 would you give me something amazing? 647 00:30:27,131 --> 00:30:29,164 Yeah, sure. Like what? 648 00:30:29,164 --> 00:30:33,334 Well, I'm serious, dude. It's-- It is-- It is amazing. 649 00:30:33,334 --> 00:30:36,805 Sure. That's why I'm gonna give you something incredible. 650 00:30:36,805 --> 00:30:40,175 I-- I would need, uh... (SIGHS) 651 00:30:40,175 --> 00:30:42,945 Basically, I got-- Can-- can you guys win? 652 00:30:42,945 --> 00:30:45,050 You and Rome? If... 653 00:30:47,284 --> 00:30:49,551 And could I quad it up? Like full quad? 654 00:30:49,551 --> 00:30:52,688 Take your shot, buddy. Just take your shot. Come on. 655 00:30:52,688 --> 00:30:53,993 Okay. 656 00:30:54,759 --> 00:30:56,124 Buckle up. (CHUCKLES) 657 00:30:56,124 --> 00:30:58,126 JONATHAN: Now, we're gonna be skating very close to the wind. 658 00:30:58,126 --> 00:31:00,429 - Yeah. - But I'm absolutely confident 659 00:31:00,429 --> 00:31:02,765 that, uh, no one can... 660 00:31:02,765 --> 00:31:04,867 well, in layman's terms, "get us" on this. 661 00:31:04,867 --> 00:31:06,101 - ROMAN: Right. - (PHONE RINGING) 662 00:31:06,101 --> 00:31:08,336 PETER: What the tax wrapper around this vehicle 663 00:31:08,336 --> 00:31:11,239 offers is a way of turning these residents... 664 00:31:11,239 --> 00:31:14,275 Hey, it's Kendall. I'm gonna ask you a question. 665 00:31:14,275 --> 00:31:17,207 If there's any veracity to it, don't say anything. 666 00:31:17,207 --> 00:31:18,283 You understand? 667 00:31:19,918 --> 00:31:21,420 Mattson is talking to other people. 668 00:31:25,422 --> 00:31:28,057 - (ROMAN SIGHS) - The point is our facilities 669 00:31:28,057 --> 00:31:30,291 won't offer all that you dreamt of 670 00:31:30,291 --> 00:31:31,927 - in a fantasy care home... - Right. 671 00:31:31,927 --> 00:31:34,429 PETER: But it will afford what I call 672 00:31:34,429 --> 00:31:37,165 "a really solid basic level of care." 673 00:31:37,165 --> 00:31:38,934 - (KENDALL SIGHS) - PETER: Not necessarily 674 00:31:38,934 --> 00:31:40,835 that one would like for oneself. 675 00:31:40,835 --> 00:31:43,305 - They're not gonna offer you the bells and whistles-- - Um. Apologies. 676 00:31:43,305 --> 00:31:45,073 - Shiv, I need to speak to you. - SHIV: What? 677 00:31:45,073 --> 00:31:46,608 - In private. - Uh... 678 00:31:46,608 --> 00:31:48,209 - CAROLINE: Oh, for heaven's sake! - ROMAN: Can I be saved as well? 679 00:31:48,209 --> 00:31:49,977 Sorry, guys. Please forgive me. Rome. Rome. Shiv. Please. 680 00:31:49,977 --> 00:31:51,981 - SHIV: Sorry, this is a very captivating... - Oh, sorry. So terribly sorry. 681 00:31:51,981 --> 00:31:53,548 KENDALL: You're gonna wanna hear this. It's serious. 682 00:31:53,548 --> 00:31:56,685 CAROLINE: Don't be too late. For heaven's sakes. 683 00:31:56,685 --> 00:31:58,019 Mom, I need to... 684 00:31:58,019 --> 00:31:59,587 Jonathan, I'm so glad you came. 685 00:31:59,587 --> 00:32:01,990 CAROLINE: The fish will just be gummy by the time you get back. 686 00:32:01,990 --> 00:32:03,525 - I love gummy fish. - SHIV: Gummy fish. 687 00:32:03,525 --> 00:32:05,093 - KENDALL: Okay, this is, uh... - SHIV: What? 688 00:32:05,093 --> 00:32:08,630 This is, uh... (STAMMERS) You're gonna wanna call your... 689 00:32:08,630 --> 00:32:12,100 You wanna confirm, but I've just had it confirmed. 690 00:32:12,100 --> 00:32:14,639 Lukas is interviewing for an alternative US CEO. 691 00:32:16,073 --> 00:32:19,207 - He's fucking you. - Bullshit. 692 00:32:19,207 --> 00:32:21,710 - How-- how do you... - (STAMMERING) It's confirmed. 693 00:32:21,710 --> 00:32:23,078 A source, a number of contacts. 694 00:32:23,078 --> 00:32:24,713 - SHIV: Uh... - I'm sorry, Shiv. 695 00:32:24,713 --> 00:32:26,348 (SCOFFS) Yeah, you're sorry? 696 00:32:26,348 --> 00:32:29,450 - Bullshit. Bullshit. - Call whoever. 697 00:32:29,450 --> 00:32:34,155 Like, it checks out. Lawrence, a bunch of vibe hangs? 698 00:32:34,155 --> 00:32:36,458 Have you noticed a little cooling? Little bit? 699 00:32:36,458 --> 00:32:37,959 - (PHONE RINGING) - I wouldn't call Matsson, 700 00:32:37,959 --> 00:32:39,094 so we can figure out how we're gonna-- 701 00:32:39,094 --> 00:32:40,961 Already calling. Already calling. 702 00:32:41,666 --> 00:32:44,265 (PHONE RINGING) 703 00:32:44,265 --> 00:32:47,372 SHIV: This is fucking desperate shit. Yeah? 704 00:32:49,374 --> 00:32:50,342 See this? 705 00:32:52,609 --> 00:32:55,310 Is he not answering? That's interesting. 706 00:32:55,310 --> 00:32:58,150 - Does-- does he normally? - No. Rarely, actually. 707 00:33:00,045 --> 00:33:02,450 - This is so fucking pathetic. - What's pathetic? 708 00:33:02,450 --> 00:33:04,352 - You are! - KENDALL: Okay, fine. 709 00:33:04,352 --> 00:33:07,622 Yeah, I-- I guess it would be if it wasn't true. 710 00:33:07,622 --> 00:33:10,791 Like, do-- do-- Call Karolina. Call Karolina. 711 00:33:10,791 --> 00:33:13,532 They have erased you from the new deal announcement draft. 712 00:33:14,598 --> 00:33:18,370 - It's shitty, Shiv. It's shitty. - (PHONE RINGING) 713 00:33:19,537 --> 00:33:21,336 ROMAN: Is this-- Fucking actual-- Is this a move? 714 00:33:21,336 --> 00:33:24,273 - Is this real? - Yeah. No, it's real. Greg. 715 00:33:24,273 --> 00:33:27,442 - Hundred percent. - Fuck. So then, who instead? 716 00:33:27,442 --> 00:33:30,478 A few faces. Lawrence. And Klein. 717 00:33:30,478 --> 00:33:32,784 I-- I don't know who else. I'll-- I'll know soon. 718 00:33:34,218 --> 00:33:38,090 Man! Okay. Uh, I mean... 719 00:33:38,923 --> 00:33:40,392 With her, things are, um... 720 00:33:41,693 --> 00:33:42,694 Things are back? 721 00:33:44,094 --> 00:33:46,961 As long as she can recalibrate, yeah. 722 00:33:46,961 --> 00:33:51,033 - SHIV: (SHOUTING) Motherfucker! - KENDALL: I think it's game on. 723 00:33:51,033 --> 00:33:52,437 Fucking call me back! 724 00:33:58,075 --> 00:34:00,579 (SIGHS, SNIFFS) 725 00:34:03,380 --> 00:34:06,585 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 726 00:34:12,990 --> 00:34:14,956 KENDALL: I think it's just hard for her. 727 00:34:14,956 --> 00:34:18,797 Yeah, that's very apparent. That's-- that's a real thing. 728 00:34:20,698 --> 00:34:21,897 - Shit. - Yeah. 729 00:34:21,897 --> 00:34:23,631 All right, well... 730 00:34:23,631 --> 00:34:27,406 So we just... I think we just lay it out for her. 731 00:34:28,940 --> 00:34:30,275 ROMAN: Yeah. 732 00:34:31,509 --> 00:34:35,944 - Hey. - Okay. So, what do we do? 733 00:34:35,944 --> 00:34:37,445 Well, did you talk to him? Lukas? 734 00:34:37,445 --> 00:34:39,114 No, I don't want to talk to Lukas. 735 00:34:39,114 --> 00:34:41,081 - ROMAN: Okay. - No, I don't wanna... 736 00:34:41,486 --> 00:34:42,487 I don't... 737 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:44,681 Don't fucking look at me. 738 00:34:44,681 --> 00:34:46,221 KENDALL: What? Hey, I'm sorry. 739 00:34:46,221 --> 00:34:47,589 No, you're not. Shut the fuck up. 740 00:34:47,589 --> 00:34:49,792 - Okay, what can I say? - Maybe nothing. 741 00:34:49,792 --> 00:34:52,593 Um, we might get someone? 742 00:34:52,593 --> 00:34:54,529 - SHIV: Mm-hmm? - We might get Laird or Tellis? 743 00:34:54,529 --> 00:34:56,165 - Just to get a-- - No! Not fucking Laird. 744 00:34:56,165 --> 00:34:57,565 And no-- not Tellis. 745 00:34:57,565 --> 00:35:00,505 I fucking-- I hate Tellis. I detest Tellis. He's the worst. 746 00:35:02,206 --> 00:35:04,276 - KENDALL: He is the worst. - ROMAN: Mm-hmm. 747 00:35:05,877 --> 00:35:07,408 Call Tellis. Call Tellis. 748 00:35:07,408 --> 00:35:09,310 We obviously need a read. Call Tellis. 749 00:35:09,310 --> 00:35:12,614 But he's not getting even a tiny piece of this. Yeah? 750 00:35:12,614 --> 00:35:16,185 - You okay to do this? - This is ugly, and this is bad. 751 00:35:16,185 --> 00:35:17,819 - It doesn't feel great. - KENDALL: I know. 752 00:35:17,819 --> 00:35:21,622 But we're a powerful bloc. Okay? It was sloppy. 753 00:35:21,622 --> 00:35:25,126 It was careless. We're ready to fucking kill him. 754 00:35:25,126 --> 00:35:26,995 Yeah, I mean, I think you're chasing rainbows, 755 00:35:26,995 --> 00:35:29,965 to be honest. I think he has this all sewn up. But sure. 756 00:35:29,965 --> 00:35:32,896 (PHONE RINGING) 757 00:35:32,896 --> 00:35:35,403 - Ahoy, ahoy. You there? - KENDALL: Telly? 758 00:35:35,403 --> 00:35:37,072 - TELLIS: (OVER PHONE) Hey! - Telly. Thanks, man. 759 00:35:37,072 --> 00:35:38,941 - You got my message? - TELLIS: I just saw it. 760 00:35:38,941 --> 00:35:42,343 KENDALL: So, look, uh, this is, uh, non-prejudicial. 761 00:35:42,343 --> 00:35:43,746 This is friend-level briefing. 762 00:35:43,746 --> 00:35:45,780 Clean of upside, downside, or legal action. 763 00:35:45,780 --> 00:35:49,651 Side effects may include a fat fucking consultation fee. 764 00:35:49,651 --> 00:35:52,988 Uh, so-- so, yeah, this make sense about US CEO? 765 00:35:52,988 --> 00:35:54,255 Him changing lanes? 766 00:35:54,255 --> 00:35:55,825 TELLIS: Yeah. I mean, from his point of view, 767 00:35:55,825 --> 00:35:56,791 he doesn't need the name. 768 00:35:56,791 --> 00:35:59,127 He needs chops. And Shiv doesn't have-- 769 00:35:59,127 --> 00:36:01,763 - Shiv's here. - Fuck you, Tellis. 770 00:36:01,763 --> 00:36:04,466 TELLIS: Sorry, Shiv. No, I-- I just mean in terms 771 00:36:04,466 --> 00:36:06,501 of the names which are being discussed, 772 00:36:06,501 --> 00:36:09,338 - they-- they make-- I just-- - Cut to the chase, blondie. 773 00:36:09,338 --> 00:36:11,907 TELLIS: Okay, if it's you three as a voting bloc, 774 00:36:11,907 --> 00:36:13,842 and on top you have say... 775 00:36:13,842 --> 00:36:15,444 I have, uh, I have Ewan. 776 00:36:15,444 --> 00:36:18,147 I have Paul. I have Dewi, I think. 777 00:36:18,147 --> 00:36:20,281 And-- and then Stewy. Pretty sure. 778 00:36:20,281 --> 00:36:23,084 TELLIS: I mean, as a voting bloc, you can probably threaten to kill it. 779 00:36:23,084 --> 00:36:25,253 So, yeah, you have the whip hand. 780 00:36:25,253 --> 00:36:27,322 What about leadership? Yeah? 781 00:36:27,322 --> 00:36:30,359 TELLIS: Yeah. You need to present a coherent plan 782 00:36:30,359 --> 00:36:32,594 to the board, including your leadership candidate. 783 00:36:32,594 --> 00:36:35,463 Uh-huh. And-- And a-- And a combination, 784 00:36:35,463 --> 00:36:37,866 or like a-- like a trio, a troika, 785 00:36:37,866 --> 00:36:39,367 would that work or... 786 00:36:39,367 --> 00:36:42,738 TELLIS: Um, well... um... 787 00:36:42,738 --> 00:36:45,373 Just fucking say it, man. Just say. 788 00:36:45,373 --> 00:36:48,778 TELLIS: I think it hasn't been great for credibility. 789 00:36:48,778 --> 00:36:50,745 The Incredible Fuck Brother Bandwagon. 790 00:36:50,745 --> 00:36:53,949 Who the hell calls us The Incredible Fuck Brother Bandwagon? 791 00:36:53,949 --> 00:36:55,716 - Everyone. - ROMAN: Really? 792 00:36:55,716 --> 00:36:59,187 TELLIS: You need to look like a united front 793 00:36:59,187 --> 00:37:00,721 with a coherent plan 794 00:37:00,721 --> 00:37:02,923 that's not a cop-out at the fudge factory. 795 00:37:02,923 --> 00:37:05,827 One strong name for CEO, either combined with a chair, 796 00:37:05,827 --> 00:37:08,463 - or a chair with business chops. - ROMAN: Mm-hmm. 797 00:37:08,463 --> 00:37:11,166 TELLIS: Is what I would say, off the record. 798 00:37:11,166 --> 00:37:12,600 Thanks, Telly. Thank you. 799 00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:14,302 Okay, we might be in touch on some moves here, man. 800 00:37:14,302 --> 00:37:15,707 TELLIS: Sounds good, Ken. 801 00:37:16,775 --> 00:37:18,410 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 802 00:37:19,443 --> 00:37:21,643 I think there's a few ways through this. 803 00:37:21,643 --> 00:37:25,280 Call Laird. Call anyone. Honestly, anyone. 804 00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,649 Anyone would say we have to go into battle 805 00:37:27,649 --> 00:37:30,652 with our own version of the future. With a king. 806 00:37:30,652 --> 00:37:32,524 - SHIV: Uh... - Oh, and pray tell. 807 00:37:33,090 --> 00:37:34,189 Do you have one in mind? 808 00:37:34,189 --> 00:37:35,724 - Matsson's a fucking prick. - ROMAN: Mm-hmm. 809 00:37:35,724 --> 00:37:37,359 Right? He practically killed Dad, 810 00:37:37,359 --> 00:37:39,527 dragging him over. He's capricious. He's cold. 811 00:37:39,527 --> 00:37:41,430 He doesn't understand the business. 812 00:37:41,430 --> 00:37:44,399 - He's a prick. - I would like to kill him. 813 00:37:44,399 --> 00:37:46,705 And if we're gonna kill him, we need to get real. 814 00:37:48,139 --> 00:37:49,341 And we would need... 815 00:37:51,710 --> 00:37:53,812 I think it would be me. Right? 816 00:37:56,114 --> 00:37:57,449 Well... 817 00:37:58,516 --> 00:38:01,320 Dad said that it would be me. 818 00:38:02,754 --> 00:38:03,722 When? 819 00:38:04,989 --> 00:38:08,290 Well, we were getting close again, before, 820 00:38:08,290 --> 00:38:10,158 and you know this, mostly, 821 00:38:10,158 --> 00:38:12,427 and I was texting, and he was warm, 822 00:38:12,427 --> 00:38:14,296 and he said when I was with him late one night 823 00:38:14,296 --> 00:38:15,800 that it should be... 824 00:38:18,202 --> 00:38:19,438 - KENDALL: Hmm. - Persuasive. 825 00:38:20,905 --> 00:38:23,638 What else did he say when no one was around? 826 00:38:23,638 --> 00:38:26,841 That he was the Zodiac Killer? That he did Tupac? 827 00:38:26,841 --> 00:38:30,212 Whatever. It's fucking... I said it. It's true. And yeah. 828 00:38:30,212 --> 00:38:31,279 Fuck it. Do whatever you want with that. 829 00:38:31,279 --> 00:38:32,281 It's just the fucking truth. 830 00:38:32,281 --> 00:38:34,049 Well, he offered it to me too, Rome. 831 00:38:34,049 --> 00:38:35,350 Oh, yeah? 832 00:38:35,350 --> 00:38:38,690 He-- he-- he fuckin' promised it to me. 833 00:38:39,789 --> 00:38:43,458 Promised. When I was seven. He sat me down 834 00:38:43,458 --> 00:38:45,526 at the Candy Kitchen in Bridgehampton, 835 00:38:45,526 --> 00:38:47,066 and he fucking promised it to me. 836 00:38:48,966 --> 00:38:50,465 Seven years old. 837 00:38:50,465 --> 00:38:53,472 - Like, can you imagine? - Yeah. 838 00:38:54,271 --> 00:38:56,771 Pics or it didn't happen. 839 00:38:56,771 --> 00:39:01,677 That was... messed up. Like, he shouldn't have done that. 840 00:39:01,677 --> 00:39:03,879 No. He shouldn't have said that. 841 00:39:03,879 --> 00:39:06,481 I'm simply saying he said a lot of things, 842 00:39:06,481 --> 00:39:08,216 and he said them to me first. 843 00:39:08,216 --> 00:39:10,422 Yeah, and he said it to me last. 844 00:39:11,556 --> 00:39:12,791 Do you even want it? 845 00:39:14,292 --> 00:39:16,191 Because... 846 00:39:16,191 --> 00:39:19,629 At the funeral, yeah? Like-- You-- you're not that guy. 847 00:39:19,629 --> 00:39:21,163 - You're not... - ROMAN: What? 848 00:39:21,163 --> 00:39:23,398 KENDALL: You couldn't do the rounds. 849 00:39:23,398 --> 00:39:24,766 - I mean, you kinda... - Well, what? 850 00:39:24,766 --> 00:39:26,234 KENDALL: ...shrank into yourself, and that-- that-- 851 00:39:26,234 --> 00:39:28,170 Why? What? 'Cause I, like, fucking... 852 00:39:28,170 --> 00:39:30,305 I cried a little at my father's funeral? 853 00:39:30,305 --> 00:39:31,835 That means I'm totally fucked forever? 854 00:39:31,835 --> 00:39:33,075 That doesn't seem right. 855 00:39:33,075 --> 00:39:35,543 KENDALL: It absolutely does not make you a bad person. 856 00:39:35,543 --> 00:39:37,279 Like, maybe it makes you a good person 857 00:39:37,279 --> 00:39:38,847 that you weren't snaking at the funeral. 858 00:39:38,847 --> 00:39:40,748 Like, maybe-- maybe you're well-adjusted, 859 00:39:40,748 --> 00:39:42,617 and I'm a business psycho. I don't know, man. It-- 860 00:39:42,617 --> 00:39:44,953 Like, it's-- it's a fucking horrible job 861 00:39:44,953 --> 00:39:46,756 that clearly kills you. 862 00:39:46,756 --> 00:39:47,955 So I'm just... 863 00:39:47,955 --> 00:39:50,392 Honestly, I'm just trying to guide us through the years 864 00:39:50,392 --> 00:39:52,464 - to some truth here, man. - Great, yeah. Cheesy. 865 00:39:53,765 --> 00:39:54,762 I'm serious. 866 00:39:54,762 --> 00:39:56,501 Yeah, serious fuckin' cheeseball is what you are. 867 00:40:04,008 --> 00:40:04,977 He just can't say it. 868 00:40:06,338 --> 00:40:07,846 He doesn't want it, but he can't say it. 869 00:40:08,813 --> 00:40:09,878 And me? 870 00:40:09,878 --> 00:40:12,181 I love you, Shiv. I fucking love you. 871 00:40:12,181 --> 00:40:14,750 But we simply cannot walk in there 872 00:40:14,750 --> 00:40:16,919 and say we're blocking his offer, 873 00:40:16,919 --> 00:40:18,619 and we have this compelling vision, 874 00:40:18,619 --> 00:40:20,722 and say that leading it is you, when yesterday, 875 00:40:20,722 --> 00:40:23,291 you were singing his song. We simply can't. 876 00:40:23,291 --> 00:40:24,625 And we can't say it's Roman 877 00:40:24,625 --> 00:40:27,329 because he lacks heft, and he-- he looks pathetic, 878 00:40:27,329 --> 00:40:28,700 and he might flop. 879 00:40:29,100 --> 00:40:30,169 So... 880 00:40:31,469 --> 00:40:33,435 Obviously, I want it to be me. 881 00:40:33,435 --> 00:40:36,304 But I genuinely think anyone would say, 882 00:40:36,304 --> 00:40:38,440 anyone, objectively, would say, 883 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:41,677 LA, my profile, experience, position, 884 00:40:41,677 --> 00:40:43,548 desire, public pronouncements. 885 00:40:44,783 --> 00:40:46,114 It's me. 886 00:40:46,114 --> 00:40:48,751 If we want to hold on to this company for us, 887 00:40:48,751 --> 00:40:50,755 for my kids, for yours... 888 00:40:52,190 --> 00:40:53,192 it's me. 889 00:40:57,696 --> 00:40:59,598 - Hey, Rome! - ROMAN: Yeah? 890 00:41:00,932 --> 00:41:02,764 Guess who Kendall thinks it should be? 891 00:41:02,764 --> 00:41:04,970 It's gonna blow your fuckin' mind! 892 00:41:06,870 --> 00:41:09,705 - ROMAN: Okay. - KENDALL: We can find a cool structure. 893 00:41:09,705 --> 00:41:12,577 Right? Like fiefdoms. Kingdoms. 894 00:41:13,843 --> 00:41:17,780 If we pull off a reverse Viking, guys? Like, it's fucking huge. 895 00:41:17,780 --> 00:41:20,716 Shiv, seriously. Take ATN, take all of news, 896 00:41:20,716 --> 00:41:23,585 save the world. Rome, uh, social media, 897 00:41:23,585 --> 00:41:25,790 fuck it all up again. It'll be fun. 898 00:41:29,027 --> 00:41:29,995 (GROANS) 899 00:41:31,028 --> 00:41:33,328 (WAVES CRASHING) 900 00:41:33,328 --> 00:41:35,834 We're not actually going in, right? 'Cause you know... 901 00:41:37,902 --> 00:41:39,634 There's no bad sharks in Bim, baby. 902 00:41:39,634 --> 00:41:41,870 - They're North Atlantic. - Well, they can commute. 903 00:41:41,870 --> 00:41:44,139 All the seas, in case you didn't know this, 904 00:41:44,139 --> 00:41:45,373 are connected. 905 00:41:45,373 --> 00:41:48,309 It's like a huge water subway for things that wanna eat me. 906 00:41:48,309 --> 00:41:50,182 Come on. Let's do it. Come on. 907 00:41:53,051 --> 00:41:54,019 Uh... 908 00:41:54,919 --> 00:41:57,018 - ROMAN: Did he... - Yeah. 909 00:41:57,018 --> 00:41:58,186 ROMAN: Okay. 910 00:41:58,186 --> 00:42:00,159 Can you, uh, give us a minute? 911 00:42:02,561 --> 00:42:03,728 ROMAN: Thank you. 912 00:42:11,202 --> 00:42:12,171 So? 913 00:42:12,804 --> 00:42:15,140 We could fuck it. Get out. 914 00:42:16,140 --> 00:42:17,609 Sell to Matsson, let... 915 00:42:18,476 --> 00:42:20,109 Lawrence or... 916 00:42:20,109 --> 00:42:23,846 some other business school dry-cleaner... 917 00:42:23,846 --> 00:42:25,480 - SHIV: Mm-hmm. - ...sit in the throne. 918 00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:27,252 Shut up shop and give away the keys. 919 00:42:28,113 --> 00:42:29,088 It can't be him, though. 920 00:42:30,621 --> 00:42:32,688 But it really can't be you. 921 00:42:32,688 --> 00:42:36,158 Well, okay. I hate him, but I fear you. 922 00:42:36,158 --> 00:42:39,331 He would be unbearable, and you would be... 923 00:42:40,231 --> 00:42:41,397 a disaster. 924 00:42:41,397 --> 00:42:42,834 He'd be... 925 00:42:43,667 --> 00:42:46,734 It will be terrible. It will. But... 926 00:42:46,734 --> 00:42:51,539 I don't know, I can sort of, unfortunately, see it. 927 00:42:51,539 --> 00:42:54,810 - Whereas you? - Matsson took me seriously. 928 00:42:54,810 --> 00:42:56,781 ROMAN: Or he played you like a big fiddle. 929 00:42:57,482 --> 00:42:58,717 Like a pregnant cello. 930 00:43:00,184 --> 00:43:01,153 Sorry. 931 00:43:10,329 --> 00:43:11,363 (GRUNTS) 932 00:43:14,198 --> 00:43:16,765 Who do you think Dad actually wanted to give it to? 933 00:43:16,765 --> 00:43:20,102 Uh, I don't think Dad gave a fuck 934 00:43:20,102 --> 00:43:21,069 about anything more 935 00:43:21,069 --> 00:43:23,633 than putting one foot in front of the other. 936 00:43:23,633 --> 00:43:26,375 Yeah, I don't think he wanted to give it to any of us. 937 00:43:26,375 --> 00:43:28,047 - SHIV: Yeah. - ROMAN: I don't know. 938 00:43:29,446 --> 00:43:30,749 We could give it to him. 939 00:43:31,716 --> 00:43:33,818 Yeah, we probably should. 940 00:43:36,353 --> 00:43:37,687 - Unless... - ROMAN: Unless? 941 00:43:37,687 --> 00:43:39,387 Unless we kill him. 942 00:43:39,387 --> 00:43:41,322 - Okay. Kill him? - SHIV: Yeah. 943 00:43:41,322 --> 00:43:43,458 I like that. That's intriguing. How would we do it? 944 00:43:43,458 --> 00:43:46,094 Well, just a bit of horseplay gone wrong. 945 00:43:46,094 --> 00:43:49,564 Just a biff to the head and a bonk on the noggin 946 00:43:49,564 --> 00:43:52,100 - with a coconut. - Wait till he goes limp. 947 00:43:52,100 --> 00:43:53,468 - SHIV: Yeah. - What goes around comes around? 948 00:43:53,468 --> 00:43:57,172 Yeah. And if we kill him, we get to go to bed. I'm tired. 949 00:43:57,172 --> 00:43:59,875 But he'd be so annoying if it went wrong. 950 00:43:59,875 --> 00:44:01,246 The murdering. Like... 951 00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:06,318 "Did you just try to murder me? Dude, that is... 952 00:44:07,512 --> 00:44:10,519 so not actually what you're meant to do, 953 00:44:10,519 --> 00:44:12,688 and it is not a good thing to do." 954 00:44:12,688 --> 00:44:15,491 "You guys actually just murdered me. 955 00:44:15,491 --> 00:44:16,625 You guys are the worst. 956 00:44:16,625 --> 00:44:18,163 - How dare you?" - (LAUGHS) 957 00:44:23,835 --> 00:44:25,270 - Shall we? - Yeah. 958 00:44:27,371 --> 00:44:29,137 - SHIV: Hi! - KENDALL: Hey. 959 00:44:29,137 --> 00:44:32,007 Hey. So, we were thinking of murdering you. 960 00:44:32,007 --> 00:44:36,311 - Well, don't tell him. - But, uh, you know... 961 00:44:36,311 --> 00:44:39,582 It's too much prep. Too much murder admin. 962 00:44:39,582 --> 00:44:41,086 No stomach for the admin. 963 00:44:42,921 --> 00:44:44,223 - So... - KENDALL: Okay. 964 00:44:46,558 --> 00:44:48,427 We anoint you. 965 00:44:49,994 --> 00:44:52,928 You get the bauble. Congratulations. 966 00:44:52,928 --> 00:44:54,029 It's haunted and cursed 967 00:44:54,029 --> 00:44:55,764 and nothing will ever go right, but... 968 00:44:55,764 --> 00:44:58,303 (CLICKS TONGUE) ...yeah, enjoy your bauble. 969 00:44:59,037 --> 00:44:59,768 Yeah? 970 00:44:59,768 --> 00:45:01,006 ROMAN: Yeah. 971 00:45:02,573 --> 00:45:03,573 Thank you. 972 00:45:03,573 --> 00:45:05,373 ♪ (EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 973 00:45:05,373 --> 00:45:08,243 - (LAUGHING) Look at his face. - ROMAN: Yeah. 974 00:45:08,243 --> 00:45:09,781 You can smile, bitch. 975 00:45:11,148 --> 00:45:13,381 - SHIV: Yeah, there we go. - ROMAN: There you go. 976 00:45:13,381 --> 00:45:14,783 Show us those goddamn teeth. 977 00:45:14,783 --> 00:45:16,718 - ROMAN: Happy Ken. - Happy Ken? 978 00:45:16,718 --> 00:45:19,891 - Happy Ken. Weird. - Yeah, that's what happy Kendall looks like. 979 00:45:21,125 --> 00:45:22,958 Ooh, if we're going to anoint him, 980 00:45:22,958 --> 00:45:25,828 - he needs to complete a task. - (LAUGHS) Yeah. 981 00:45:25,828 --> 00:45:28,863 Like walk upstairs and say real quietly, 982 00:45:28,863 --> 00:45:32,201 "Hey, Jonathan. I'd like a word with you in my ass." 983 00:45:32,201 --> 00:45:35,337 And say it with a spoonful of cinnamon in your mouth. 984 00:45:35,337 --> 00:45:36,271 Oh, that's been done. 985 00:45:36,271 --> 00:45:37,773 That's what they made Lee Iacocca do 986 00:45:37,773 --> 00:45:39,641 - when he took over at Ford. - Rome. 987 00:45:39,641 --> 00:45:42,745 - ROMAN: What? - Meal fit for a king? 988 00:45:42,745 --> 00:45:44,712 - ROMAN: Oh, yes! - (SHIV LAUGHS) 989 00:45:44,712 --> 00:45:48,583 - We are gonna make you a meal fit for a king. So... - (LAUGHS) 990 00:45:48,583 --> 00:45:50,985 - Yes, sir. - Oh, what a mighty bounty. 991 00:45:50,985 --> 00:45:52,622 - All right. - SHIV: Is there actually anything in there 992 00:45:52,622 --> 00:45:53,922 for a sandwich? I'm starving. 993 00:45:53,922 --> 00:45:58,593 Uh, yes! Mummy with this pair of sprouting potatoes, 994 00:45:58,593 --> 00:46:01,464 zero-percent milk, and wartime pickle, 995 00:46:01,464 --> 00:46:03,002 you do spoil us so! 996 00:46:04,336 --> 00:46:05,333 Something gross. 997 00:46:05,333 --> 00:46:07,537 Oh, you-- you know, you're gonna be a great CEO. 998 00:46:07,537 --> 00:46:08,837 I really think that. 999 00:46:08,837 --> 00:46:10,473 If this doesn't kill you, which it definitely will. 1000 00:46:10,473 --> 00:46:12,074 Well, I'm actually starving, 1001 00:46:12,074 --> 00:46:14,009 and I think this is expired, so... 1002 00:46:14,009 --> 00:46:15,814 Uh, this is a hot sauce. 1003 00:46:16,114 --> 00:46:16,878 Milk? 1004 00:46:16,878 --> 00:46:18,380 - Milk. - Oh, it's a great starter. 1005 00:46:18,380 --> 00:46:20,515 - ♪ Meal fit for a king ♪ - SHIV: ♪ Meal fit for a king ♪ 1006 00:46:20,515 --> 00:46:22,817 - ♪ Meal fit for a king... ♪ - SHIV: ♪ Meal fit for a king ♪ 1007 00:46:22,817 --> 00:46:26,388 - Chuck it in, darling. - CAROLINE: (SHUSHES) Quiet! Quiet. Quiet. 1008 00:46:26,388 --> 00:46:27,888 - ROMAN: Hello, Mother. - I see you all came back. 1009 00:46:27,888 --> 00:46:29,391 KENDALL: (WHISPERING) Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 1010 00:46:29,391 --> 00:46:30,425 CAROLINE: What's going on? 1011 00:46:30,425 --> 00:46:32,160 - Hi. We're... - ROMAN: ♪ Meal fit for a king ♪ 1012 00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:34,629 ...making a meal fit for a king. 1013 00:46:34,629 --> 00:46:35,964 - CAROLINE: Yeah? - KENDALL: I'm the king. 1014 00:46:35,964 --> 00:46:37,432 CAROLINE: But can you do it quietly? 1015 00:46:37,432 --> 00:46:38,834 - Yes. Sorry. - CAROLINE: 'Cause, you know, Jonathan's trying 1016 00:46:38,834 --> 00:46:40,168 to get to sleep upstairs. 1017 00:46:40,168 --> 00:46:42,403 He's trying to recover after your rudeness. 1018 00:46:42,403 --> 00:46:44,106 - KENDALL: Sorry. - You know, he came all the way 1019 00:46:44,106 --> 00:46:46,742 from Monaco. He has to watch his days here. 1020 00:46:46,742 --> 00:46:48,610 We're-- we're celebrating. 1021 00:46:48,610 --> 00:46:51,213 We're not celebrating. We're mourning. 1022 00:46:51,213 --> 00:46:54,316 - We're trying to kill him. - We're voting as a bloc 1023 00:46:54,316 --> 00:46:57,489 - together to keep the firm. - Blimey O'Reilly. 1024 00:46:58,350 --> 00:46:59,491 (CHUCKLES) Oh, gosh. 1025 00:47:00,191 --> 00:47:02,958 Well, on your head be it. 1026 00:47:02,958 --> 00:47:05,160 Well, I had some negative news, 1027 00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:07,863 and so then we decided to have a friendly conversation 1028 00:47:07,863 --> 00:47:09,832 about who should, uh... who it would be. 1029 00:47:09,832 --> 00:47:11,233 Now, we have to anoint him 1030 00:47:11,233 --> 00:47:12,901 because that's what you do to a king. 1031 00:47:12,901 --> 00:47:15,904 Fine. That fucks Christmas up, doesn't it? 1032 00:47:15,904 --> 00:47:18,874 Oh, don't touch that! That's Peter's cheese! 1033 00:47:18,874 --> 00:47:22,143 God's sake. I made that mistake myself. 1034 00:47:22,143 --> 00:47:25,180 His special cheese. He gets really boring about it. 1035 00:47:25,180 --> 00:47:27,382 Uh, Mother, there-- there really isn't much food. 1036 00:47:27,382 --> 00:47:30,585 I'll tell you what. Peter doesn't like the knobbies, so I freeze them. 1037 00:47:30,585 --> 00:47:31,814 ROMAN: He doesn't like the what? 1038 00:47:31,814 --> 00:47:34,589 CAROLINE: You know, the knobbies. The loaf ends. 1039 00:47:34,589 --> 00:47:36,425 - ROMAN: Okay. - CAROLINE: Enjoy. 1040 00:47:36,425 --> 00:47:38,293 - Oh, it's a bag of frozen knobbies. - Gets stuck in-- 1041 00:47:38,293 --> 00:47:40,262 Well, look, you know, be inventive. 1042 00:47:40,262 --> 00:47:41,964 Do you know, I'm actually quite glad 1043 00:47:41,964 --> 00:47:44,800 that you're getting along so well. 1044 00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,402 I mean, Peter will be disappointed. 1045 00:47:46,402 --> 00:47:47,970 But, you know, 1046 00:47:47,970 --> 00:47:50,305 it's nice to see you've got something to agree about, 1047 00:47:50,305 --> 00:47:53,508 besides what a terrible mother I am. 1048 00:47:53,508 --> 00:47:55,811 SHIV: Oh, well, we'll never disagree on that, Mom. 1049 00:47:55,811 --> 00:47:57,913 - ROMAN: Yeah. - I'm sure. Nighty night. 1050 00:47:57,913 --> 00:47:59,214 - SHIV: We love you. - KENDALL: Night, night. 1051 00:47:59,214 --> 00:48:00,716 - Yeah, I love you too. - Love you, Mama. 1052 00:48:00,716 --> 00:48:01,954 KENDALL: Night, night. 1053 00:48:03,855 --> 00:48:05,287 I'm gonna eat his cheese. 1054 00:48:05,287 --> 00:48:08,356 (IN BRITISH ACCENT) Peter doesn't like the knobbies, darling. 1055 00:48:08,356 --> 00:48:10,560 - ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - KENDALL: You're a knobby. 1056 00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:11,727 You're a knobby. Catch it. 1057 00:48:11,727 --> 00:48:13,461 - KENDALL: You're a knobby! - (SHUSHES) 1058 00:48:13,461 --> 00:48:15,925 ROMAN: Okay now, three in a row? How did you do that? 1059 00:48:15,925 --> 00:48:17,565 SHIV: (IMITATING CAROLINE) Don't eat Peter's cheese. 1060 00:48:17,565 --> 00:48:20,505 KENDALL: (SHUSHES) Jonathan. Jonathan's sleeping. 1061 00:48:21,473 --> 00:48:22,504 Sorry, Peter. 1062 00:48:22,504 --> 00:48:24,907 KENDALL: Don't lick... (LAUGHING) ...Peter's cheese! 1063 00:48:24,907 --> 00:48:26,742 Oh my God, that is... 1064 00:48:26,742 --> 00:48:28,143 KENDALL: Oh, God. Don't lick it. 1065 00:48:28,143 --> 00:48:29,444 - SHIV: ...so gross. - Ah! 1066 00:48:29,444 --> 00:48:31,512 - KENDALL: Don't go down-- - I'm so sorry, Mummy. 1067 00:48:31,512 --> 00:48:35,216 - Don't go down on Peter's special cheese. - ROMAN: His delicious cheeses. 1068 00:48:35,216 --> 00:48:37,285 SHIV: (IN BRITISH ACCENT) I brought that over in a hankie! 1069 00:48:37,285 --> 00:48:39,154 Don't go down on the special cheese. 1070 00:48:39,154 --> 00:48:40,755 I'm so sorry, Mummy. I licked it all over. 1071 00:48:40,755 --> 00:48:43,392 - I'm so sorry, Mummy. I licked your cheese. - KENDALL: Don't! Don't! 1072 00:48:43,392 --> 00:48:45,060 - I can't stop licking his cheese. - (SHIV SHUSHES) 1073 00:48:45,060 --> 00:48:47,763 I'm so sorry. Let's keep it quiet. 1074 00:48:47,763 --> 00:48:49,932 - A little Tabasco. - (KENDALL LAUGHING) 1075 00:48:49,932 --> 00:48:51,399 SHIV: A lot of Tabasco. 1076 00:48:51,399 --> 00:48:53,135 - KENDALL: Meal fit for a king! - SHIV: Now, this is brilliant. 1077 00:48:53,135 --> 00:48:55,405 - We're-- we're so close. - KENDALL: Meal fit for a king! 1078 00:48:55,405 --> 00:48:57,973 Branston-- Oh, yeah! 1079 00:48:57,973 --> 00:49:00,875 Branston pickle? You love that. 1080 00:49:00,875 --> 00:49:04,546 - So close. Never got there. - KENDALL: ♪ Meal fit for a king ♪ 1081 00:49:04,546 --> 00:49:06,247 Yeah, we're good. 1082 00:49:06,247 --> 00:49:08,783 - KENDALL: ♪ Meal fit for a king That you're trying to kill ♪ - I think this is good. 1083 00:49:08,783 --> 00:49:12,816 - Meal fit for a king... ♪ - No, this is-- No, this is a healthful tonic. 1084 00:49:12,816 --> 00:49:15,995 - This is really good. - (BLENDER WHIRRING) 1085 00:49:17,395 --> 00:49:20,462 ROMAN: ♪ Meal fit for a king Meal fit for a king ♪ 1086 00:49:20,462 --> 00:49:23,131 - ROMAN: Wait, wait, wait, wait. - I'm not actually drinking that. 1087 00:49:23,131 --> 00:49:26,001 - I'm not drinking that. - ♪ Meal fit for a king ♪ 1088 00:49:26,001 --> 00:49:28,040 KENDALL: Mm, no, don't do that. 1089 00:49:29,741 --> 00:49:30,709 SHIV: Drink up. 1090 00:49:32,442 --> 00:49:34,613 This is gonna be all right. Right? Like... 1091 00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:40,285 - We're all right. Yeah? - Just fucking drink it. 1092 00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:43,688 ROMAN: Oh, God. 1093 00:49:46,023 --> 00:49:47,456 - Oh, my God. - Oh. 1094 00:49:47,456 --> 00:49:50,425 - (GROANS) - Kings don't wear silly hats. 1095 00:49:50,425 --> 00:49:51,994 - Kings wear crowns. - I can't drink anymore. 1096 00:49:51,994 --> 00:49:53,562 Well, then don't. Wear your crown, sir. 1097 00:49:53,562 --> 00:49:54,829 Oh, no. 1098 00:49:54,829 --> 00:49:56,966 - ROMAN: Wear your crown. Wear your crown. - No, no, no, no, no, no. 1099 00:49:56,966 --> 00:49:58,133 - No, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no. 1100 00:49:58,133 --> 00:49:59,334 - Then let me put it on. - No, no, no! 1101 00:49:59,334 --> 00:50:01,303 - Oh, my God. Mom! - King! 1102 00:50:01,303 --> 00:50:03,038 - ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - Bye, Mom. 1103 00:50:03,038 --> 00:50:05,674 - Goodbye, darling. - Thanks for the, uh, the drops. 1104 00:50:05,674 --> 00:50:08,209 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 1105 00:50:08,209 --> 00:50:10,049 CAROLINE: You're going to be okay. 1106 00:50:10,981 --> 00:50:11,947 Yeah. Bye. 1107 00:50:11,947 --> 00:50:13,618 KENDALL: Bye. Good to see you! 1108 00:50:16,020 --> 00:50:17,285 (PETER CHUCKLES) 1109 00:50:17,285 --> 00:50:21,690 - CAROLINE: Go away. - Fucking waste of time. 1110 00:50:21,690 --> 00:50:26,298 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 1111 00:50:34,804 --> 00:50:37,905 KENDALL: I mean, yeah, I think Ewan is best just left to it. 1112 00:50:37,905 --> 00:50:40,542 - He'll vote the status quo. - SHIV: I don't know if there's time, Con. 1113 00:50:40,542 --> 00:50:42,677 - I have them here with me. We just landed. - (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 1114 00:50:42,677 --> 00:50:44,346 ROMAN: Good ol' Paul. Yeah, he don't do that, right? 1115 00:50:44,346 --> 00:50:46,147 - He don't do tech. - SHIV: All right. I'll ask. 1116 00:50:46,147 --> 00:50:48,283 - Stewy? Yeah, I'll go wherever whenever for Stewy. - All right, great. Goodbye. 1117 00:50:48,283 --> 00:50:50,685 Paul's good. Paul's rock. He doesn't trust tech. 1118 00:50:50,685 --> 00:50:52,454 - Good ol' Paul. - Con-- Connor wants to know 1119 00:50:52,454 --> 00:50:54,289 if we're gonna make the Great Reallocation? 1120 00:50:54,289 --> 00:50:56,091 Oh, I mean, do we care? Do we want to? 1121 00:50:56,091 --> 00:50:58,393 Are Frank and Karl gonna be there? 1122 00:50:58,393 --> 00:51:00,562 - 'Cause it could be... - I don't know. I don't know. 1123 00:51:00,562 --> 00:51:02,932 - I mean, should we just do... - Okay. We're gonna hide out at Dad's. 1124 00:51:02,932 --> 00:51:04,266 He's kind of losing his shit, so... 1125 00:51:04,266 --> 00:51:05,700 - Yeah. Got it. - Let's do it. 1126 00:51:05,700 --> 00:51:08,069 - To the Great Reallocation. Let's go! - Okay. Off we go! 1127 00:51:08,069 --> 00:51:09,471 - Hello. - We'll be there. 1128 00:51:09,471 --> 00:51:11,439 - To the fucking antique shit show! - (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 1129 00:51:11,439 --> 00:51:13,676 ROMAN: Dewi! Hold on. Hold on. 1130 00:51:13,676 --> 00:51:15,210 - How are you? - Not bad. 1131 00:51:15,210 --> 00:51:16,848 - To my dad's. - You got it. 1132 00:51:22,921 --> 00:51:25,686 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 1133 00:51:25,686 --> 00:51:28,690 CONNOR ROY: I know that many of you have, uh, 1134 00:51:28,690 --> 00:51:30,458 somewhere rather important to be this afternoon. 1135 00:51:30,458 --> 00:51:32,394 But the system is pretty simple. 1136 00:51:32,394 --> 00:51:35,230 So, as you move in a clockwise direction 1137 00:51:35,230 --> 00:51:36,364 around the apartment, 1138 00:51:36,364 --> 00:51:39,200 affix your stickers to objects you covet. 1139 00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,971 One sticker each on a number of different articles, 1140 00:51:41,971 --> 00:51:45,340 or many on one prized item. Mm-hmm? 1141 00:51:45,340 --> 00:51:47,942 Okay, so subsequent circulating mourners... 1142 00:51:47,942 --> 00:51:50,179 - ROMAN: Mm-hmm. - CONNOR: ...will then apply their stickers. 1143 00:51:50,179 --> 00:51:52,981 After two stickering perambulating circuits... 1144 00:51:52,981 --> 00:51:54,783 - We call them SPCs. - Okay. 1145 00:51:54,783 --> 00:51:57,352 ...objects will be assigned to the higher sticker bidder. 1146 00:51:57,352 --> 00:52:02,057 Where sticker claims are tied, we move on to the tie-break 1147 00:52:02,057 --> 00:52:03,892 stickering perambulation circuit. 1148 00:52:03,892 --> 00:52:04,927 TBSPCs. 1149 00:52:04,927 --> 00:52:08,463 After which all unstickered items will be pooled 1150 00:52:08,463 --> 00:52:10,899 and distributed in reverse alphabetical order, 1151 00:52:10,899 --> 00:52:12,467 other than those stickered by 1152 00:52:12,467 --> 00:52:15,905 the, uh, second tier, excuse me, uh, bereaved. 1153 00:52:15,905 --> 00:52:17,872 - Do I make myself clear? - Absolutely. 1154 00:52:17,872 --> 00:52:20,545 - It's a good system, Con. - All right, it's on. Go get 'em. 1155 00:52:22,179 --> 00:52:24,079 - Oh, that's nice. - Game on. 1156 00:52:24,079 --> 00:52:25,847 - Hey, Con? Where are the medals? - Oh, yeah. 1157 00:52:25,847 --> 00:52:27,147 Uh... 1158 00:52:27,752 --> 00:52:29,188 Yeah, there was a... 1159 00:52:30,387 --> 00:52:33,121 first round. There was a-- an initial round. 1160 00:52:33,121 --> 00:52:35,260 And who was present at that? 1161 00:52:38,162 --> 00:52:40,696 That was myself, solely. 1162 00:52:40,696 --> 00:52:42,197 - Right. - (ALL LAUGHING) 1163 00:52:42,197 --> 00:52:45,234 Okay. And, um, does all of this have to go? 1164 00:52:45,234 --> 00:52:46,835 I mean, you don't wanna-- 1165 00:52:46,835 --> 00:52:49,104 WILLA FERREYRA: Well, I'd like to get rid of pretty much everything. 1166 00:52:49,104 --> 00:52:51,006 I have some pretty cool stuff coming in, 1167 00:52:51,006 --> 00:52:52,574 like a cow print couch 1168 00:52:52,574 --> 00:52:55,276 - about, like, yay long. - Wow. Great. 1169 00:52:55,276 --> 00:52:57,912 Con, you don't wanna keep more for... 1170 00:52:57,912 --> 00:53:01,782 Well, we're planning on, if-- when Mencken comes through, 1171 00:53:01,782 --> 00:53:04,820 um, we're actually, uh, experimenting with an idea. 1172 00:53:04,820 --> 00:53:06,622 I have a play reading in six to eight months, 1173 00:53:06,622 --> 00:53:08,690 and, uh, Con is going to Slovenia, 1174 00:53:08,690 --> 00:53:11,793 and I'll be working on that. So we're gonna try, um... 1175 00:53:11,793 --> 00:53:14,629 Yeah, you know, we're-- we're, uh, really excited 1176 00:53:14,629 --> 00:53:16,732 how this long-distance thing can, uh, 1177 00:53:16,732 --> 00:53:18,400 add another dimension, you know, to... 1178 00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:20,068 - WILLA: Yeah, add a little spice, you know? - Yeah. 1179 00:53:20,068 --> 00:53:21,370 ROMAN: That's hot. 1180 00:53:21,370 --> 00:53:22,837 WILLA: As we, you know, get deeper into the marriage. 1181 00:53:22,837 --> 00:53:26,075 Yeah, that's sexy. They call it the second-week itch, I believe. 1182 00:53:26,075 --> 00:53:27,442 - CONNOR: Rome! - ROMAN: Yeah? 1183 00:53:27,442 --> 00:53:28,743 - We're excited. - ROMAN: Yeah. 1184 00:53:28,743 --> 00:53:31,479 Heard the latest about the, uh, Wisconsin court thing? 1185 00:53:31,479 --> 00:53:35,250 - I'm sorry, what court thing? - Uh, it's a hiccup. 1186 00:53:35,250 --> 00:53:37,318 Just a little hiccup for Jeryd, I think. 1187 00:53:37,318 --> 00:53:39,054 - Okay. - SHIV: Yeah. I mean, 1188 00:53:39,054 --> 00:53:42,490 maybe Mencken might not make it. 1189 00:53:42,490 --> 00:53:44,627 And so maybe you might get to keep him 1190 00:53:44,627 --> 00:53:46,427 - all to yourself, huh? - Great. 1191 00:53:46,427 --> 00:53:48,430 ROMAN: I think I'm gonna take this letter-opener. 1192 00:53:48,430 --> 00:53:51,767 - (CONNOR LAUGHS) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV) 1193 00:53:51,767 --> 00:53:52,935 What the fuck is this? 1194 00:53:52,935 --> 00:53:54,336 Virtual dinner with Pop. 1195 00:53:54,336 --> 00:53:56,638 What? When is this from? 1196 00:53:56,638 --> 00:53:58,234 CONNOR: I don't know how many weeks ago. 1197 00:53:58,234 --> 00:54:01,409 LOGAN ROY: (OVER TV) Okay, here we go. Gore. Dole. 1198 00:54:01,409 --> 00:54:03,111 - Bush. Mike D. - SHIV: Is he doing the-- 1199 00:54:03,111 --> 00:54:04,312 Wait, the losers list? 1200 00:54:04,312 --> 00:54:05,847 - CONNOR: Yeah. (LAUGHS) - Mondale. Carter. 1201 00:54:05,847 --> 00:54:09,754 - SHIV: (CHUCKLES) Shit! - A Ford, not a Lincoln for me. 1202 00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:15,324 Hippie George, Humphrey, St. Barry. 1203 00:54:15,324 --> 00:54:19,061 Dick the Bad. Willkie, Landon, Hoover, 1204 00:54:19,061 --> 00:54:21,129 Al Smith of the Vatican, 1205 00:54:21,129 --> 00:54:24,532 David, Cox, Hughes, Taft, Bryan. 1206 00:54:24,532 --> 00:54:29,138 Martin Van Buren, White, Ol' Tippecanoe, Clay. 1207 00:54:29,138 --> 00:54:30,871 Hey, JQA... 1208 00:54:30,871 --> 00:54:32,808 - How many elections... - LOGAN: How many elections 1209 00:54:32,808 --> 00:54:34,442 - have you lost today? - ...have you lost today? 1210 00:54:34,442 --> 00:54:36,211 - (LAUGHTER) - FRANK VERNON: Very good. 1211 00:54:36,211 --> 00:54:38,080 Clinton the first... 1212 00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:41,244 - but not the worst. - ROMAN AND SHIV: But not the worst. 1213 00:54:41,244 --> 00:54:47,155 Pinckney twice. Jefferson, Adams, all very nice. 1214 00:54:47,155 --> 00:54:49,257 (DINNER GUESTS APPLAUD) 1215 00:54:49,257 --> 00:54:51,093 I can't believe he could still do that. 1216 00:54:51,093 --> 00:54:53,193 - LOGAN: All right. Who's next? Gerri? - FRANK: Yeah. 1217 00:54:53,193 --> 00:54:55,765 - LOGAN: Do the limerick. Gerri, do the limerick. - GERRI KELLMAN: Okay. Okay. 1218 00:54:55,765 --> 00:54:58,267 "Much dearer to me than my treasure," 1219 00:54:58,267 --> 00:55:01,303 the heiress declared, "is my leisure. 1220 00:55:01,303 --> 00:55:03,738 For then I can screw the whole Harvard crew. 1221 00:55:03,738 --> 00:55:06,041 They're slow, but that lengthens the pleasure." 1222 00:55:06,041 --> 00:55:07,843 (DINNER GUESTS EXCLAIMING) 1223 00:55:07,843 --> 00:55:09,611 - LOGAN: Connor! - CONNOR: All right, okay, okay. 1224 00:55:09,611 --> 00:55:11,914 I give you, ladies and gentlemen, 1225 00:55:11,914 --> 00:55:12,848 "I Am a Little Teapot." 1226 00:55:12,848 --> 00:55:14,149 - GERRI: Oh, good. - FRANK: Okay. 1227 00:55:14,149 --> 00:55:16,118 In the manner of Mr. Logan Roy. 1228 00:55:16,118 --> 00:55:19,282 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1229 00:55:19,282 --> 00:55:22,590 - I am a little teapot. Fuck off! - (GUESTS LAUGHING) 1230 00:55:22,590 --> 00:55:26,256 Short and stout. What did you fucking call me? 1231 00:55:26,256 --> 00:55:28,429 Here's my handle. Here's my fucking spout. 1232 00:55:28,429 --> 00:55:31,066 When I get steamed up, you can hear me shout! 1233 00:55:31,066 --> 00:55:33,435 Frank Vernon is a moron. Karl Muller is a kraut. 1234 00:55:33,435 --> 00:55:35,638 - (DINNER GUESTS LAUGHING) - This is-- it's incredible. 1235 00:55:35,638 --> 00:55:37,072 CONNOR: Pops did not like it. 1236 00:55:37,072 --> 00:55:41,176 - (OVERLAPPING CHATTER ON TV) - SHIV: That was good. 1237 00:55:41,176 --> 00:55:43,912 Karl, come on. Sing it. Sing it. 1238 00:55:43,912 --> 00:55:46,981 - GERRI: Yeah, Karl, come on. - LOGAN: I want a copy of this. Sing it. 1239 00:55:46,981 --> 00:55:48,983 KARL MULLER: ♪ There's naught but care On every han' ♪ 1240 00:55:48,983 --> 00:55:51,486 - LOGAN: I'd like to have it-- - GERRI: I got it, I got it. 1241 00:55:51,486 --> 00:55:54,759 ♪ In every hour that passes, O ♪ 1242 00:55:55,927 --> 00:55:58,860 ♪ What signifies The life o' man ♪ 1243 00:55:58,860 --> 00:56:02,497 ♪ And t'were not For the lassies, O ♪ 1244 00:56:02,497 --> 00:56:03,799 LOGAN: You're murdering it, Karl. 1245 00:56:03,799 --> 00:56:06,534 KARL: ♪ Green grow the rashes, O ♪ 1246 00:56:06,534 --> 00:56:09,638 - ♪ Green grow the rashes, O ♪ - (DINNER GUESTS HUMMING) 1247 00:56:09,638 --> 00:56:13,308 ♪ The sweetest hours That e'er I spend ♪ 1248 00:56:13,308 --> 00:56:15,505 ♪ Are spent among The lasses, O ♪ 1249 00:56:15,505 --> 00:56:18,047 LOGAN: Kerry, listen. He's murdering it. He's murdering it. 1250 00:56:18,047 --> 00:56:21,917 KARL: ♪ The war'ly race May riches chase ♪ 1251 00:56:21,917 --> 00:56:25,988 ♪ And riches still May fly them, O ♪ 1252 00:56:25,988 --> 00:56:29,791 ♪ And even though They catch 'em fast ♪ 1253 00:56:29,791 --> 00:56:34,329 ♪ Their hearts can ne'er Enjoy them, O ♪ 1254 00:56:34,329 --> 00:56:37,994 DINNER GUESTS: 1255 00:56:37,994 --> 00:56:40,936 ♪ Green grow the rashes, O ♪ 1256 00:56:40,936 --> 00:56:45,374 ♪ The sweetest hours That e'er I spent ♪ 1257 00:56:45,374 --> 00:56:50,449 ♪ Were spent among The lasses, O ♪ 1258 00:56:52,450 --> 00:56:54,753 (CLANGING) 1259 00:57:00,986 --> 00:57:02,995 - Hey. - SHIV: Hey! 1260 00:57:03,961 --> 00:57:05,030 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 1261 00:57:06,364 --> 00:57:07,632 (CHUCKLES) 1262 00:57:09,067 --> 00:57:10,232 Doing okay? 1263 00:57:10,232 --> 00:57:12,567 You're not gonna get canned? 1264 00:57:12,567 --> 00:57:15,871 Uh, I don't-- Hmm. I don't-- I don't think so. 1265 00:57:15,871 --> 00:57:16,942 But... 1266 00:57:18,075 --> 00:57:19,044 Good luck. 1267 00:57:19,878 --> 00:57:21,113 Oh, no. 1268 00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:24,984 No, no. No, that's all fucked. 1269 00:57:27,117 --> 00:57:28,120 - Yeah? - SHIV: Yeah. 1270 00:57:28,953 --> 00:57:31,819 Yeah, I mean, Matsson was just... 1271 00:57:31,819 --> 00:57:34,826 stringing me along, or he switched lanes, but... 1272 00:57:35,994 --> 00:57:37,459 you know, it's... 1273 00:57:37,459 --> 00:57:39,227 Either way, it's not gonna be me. 1274 00:57:39,227 --> 00:57:41,196 - Wow. - SHIV: Yeah. 1275 00:57:41,196 --> 00:57:44,599 Whoa! Okay. I-- Are you sure? 1276 00:57:44,599 --> 00:57:48,468 I mean, is that-- How-- What did-- Is that even true? 1277 00:57:49,007 --> 00:57:50,109 Yeah. Greg. 1278 00:57:50,908 --> 00:57:52,141 Oh. 1279 00:57:52,141 --> 00:57:54,046 - SHIV: Yeah. - Oh, wow. 1280 00:57:55,846 --> 00:57:56,916 Wow. 1281 00:57:57,882 --> 00:58:00,381 Man. Oh, man. Man, oh, man. What a thing. 1282 00:58:00,381 --> 00:58:02,245 - Hmm. - TOM: That's, uh... 1283 00:58:02,245 --> 00:58:03,819 That's terrible. So-- so, like, who do-- 1284 00:58:03,819 --> 00:58:05,186 Who do you think he would-- 1285 00:58:05,186 --> 00:58:07,690 I mean, who would it be? Like... 1286 00:58:07,690 --> 00:58:09,828 Uh, I don't know. Like a... 1287 00:58:11,395 --> 00:58:14,497 tech pal, big hitter. Lawrence, maybe? 1288 00:58:14,497 --> 00:58:15,834 - Fuck. - SHIV: Yeah. 1289 00:58:17,101 --> 00:58:18,070 Well, fuck him. 1290 00:58:19,403 --> 00:58:20,770 Yeah. Well, maybe, uh, 1291 00:58:20,770 --> 00:58:22,437 maybe you should vote it through, you know, 1292 00:58:22,437 --> 00:58:25,374 if it's all set. I don't know. 1293 00:58:25,374 --> 00:58:26,976 - What? - Yeah? No, no. I just-- 1294 00:58:26,976 --> 00:58:28,747 No, I was just thinking if it was... 1295 00:58:29,881 --> 00:58:31,216 No, no. Wow. 1296 00:58:39,657 --> 00:58:41,560 Yeah, Shiv, you should probably know. 1297 00:58:44,329 --> 00:58:45,564 It's me. 1298 00:58:48,198 --> 00:58:49,234 It's you? 1299 00:58:50,467 --> 00:58:52,167 Yeah, you might as well know. I mean-- 1300 00:58:52,167 --> 00:58:53,802 - SHIV: Bullshit. - You're gonna find... I mean, 1301 00:58:53,802 --> 00:58:55,307 you're gonna find out. It's gonna be... 1302 00:58:56,408 --> 00:58:57,576 I think, uh... 1303 00:58:58,709 --> 00:59:02,510 Yeah. And I... You know, maybe-- maybe I wonder if you... 1304 00:59:02,510 --> 00:59:04,479 If it is an idea that you should... 1305 00:59:04,479 --> 00:59:09,585 Oh, fuck you. Really? (LAUGHING) Fuck you. 1306 00:59:09,585 --> 00:59:10,889 - Yeah. - SHIV: What? 1307 00:59:13,185 --> 00:59:14,123 Jesus, you're a fucking-- 1308 00:59:14,123 --> 00:59:17,862 Like, he went for a, uh, an empty fucking suit? 1309 00:59:19,196 --> 00:59:21,730 Oh, yeah. "Maybe, oh, actually, you should vote it through, 1310 00:59:21,730 --> 00:59:22,765 hey, yeah, maybe." 1311 00:59:22,765 --> 00:59:25,833 Come on. I know you. 1312 00:59:25,833 --> 00:59:29,871 Like you wouldn't if it was the other way around? 1313 00:59:29,871 --> 00:59:34,543 You know what? Good luck, yeah? Good luck, motherfucker. 1314 00:59:34,543 --> 00:59:36,445 'Cause we have the numbers, yeah? 1315 00:59:36,445 --> 00:59:39,081 Good fucking luck. 1316 00:59:39,081 --> 00:59:42,721 ♪ (DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1317 00:59:46,390 --> 00:59:48,323 - It's Tom. - What? 1318 00:59:48,323 --> 00:59:49,625 SHIV: It's fucking Tom. 1319 00:59:49,625 --> 00:59:52,227 - ROMAN: Tom? - Yeah, let's go. 1320 00:59:52,227 --> 00:59:53,529 - Let's fucking go. - Oh man. 1321 00:59:53,529 --> 00:59:55,097 Let's run our numbers. Let's go. 1322 00:59:55,097 --> 00:59:58,233 ROMAN: Fucked by the dry cleaner. Wow. 1323 00:59:58,233 --> 01:00:00,302 Hey, Greg, can I have a word? 1324 01:00:00,302 --> 01:00:02,772 - GREG: Yeah? - A word, yeah? Just-- just-- just right now. 1325 01:00:02,772 --> 01:00:05,207 Do you mind? Corporate matter, tactical. 1326 01:00:05,207 --> 01:00:06,946 - Hi, Tom. See you. - Hey. 1327 01:00:08,446 --> 01:00:09,645 Yeah, just in here. 1328 01:00:09,645 --> 01:00:11,246 - GREG: In the bathroom? - TOM: Sure. 1329 01:00:11,246 --> 01:00:12,414 - GREG: Yeah. - TOM: Come on. 1330 01:00:12,414 --> 01:00:14,920 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 1331 01:00:16,287 --> 01:00:17,753 Did you tell? 1332 01:00:17,753 --> 01:00:20,016 - What? - Did you fucking tell? 1333 01:00:20,016 --> 01:00:22,552 Huh? You bastard. 1334 01:00:22,552 --> 01:00:25,026 I was this close. And now, they have a chance 1335 01:00:25,026 --> 01:00:27,095 to fucking pull their fucking opposition together, 1336 01:00:27,095 --> 01:00:28,096 you fucking prick. 1337 01:00:28,096 --> 01:00:29,765 No, look. I don't think I... (STAMMERS) 1338 01:00:29,765 --> 01:00:31,971 You fucking... you fucking little prick. 1339 01:00:33,104 --> 01:00:36,933 You fucking little piece of shit. 1340 01:00:36,933 --> 01:00:38,043 (BOTH GRUNT) 1341 01:00:39,143 --> 01:00:40,112 Fuck you. 1342 01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:43,148 (PANTS) 1343 01:00:47,652 --> 01:00:48,853 (SNIFFS) 1344 01:00:50,354 --> 01:00:54,654 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1345 01:00:57,762 --> 01:01:00,562 (PHONE RINGING) 1346 01:01:00,562 --> 01:01:03,031 Problem. Big fucking problem. 1347 01:01:03,031 --> 01:01:06,668 All right, wake up, zombies! Time to activate. Come on! 1348 01:01:06,668 --> 01:01:10,172 Phones! I wanna see some fucking phones! 1349 01:01:10,172 --> 01:01:12,074 And where's Frank? We get a hold of Frank? 1350 01:01:12,074 --> 01:01:14,175 Call Frank. Call Frank. Make sure he's locked in. 1351 01:01:14,175 --> 01:01:14,977 (SPEAKING SWEDISH) 1352 01:01:14,977 --> 01:01:16,579 LUKAS: Okay. Where's Ebba? 1353 01:01:16,579 --> 01:01:17,746 - EBBA: Yeah? - Ebba! 1354 01:01:17,746 --> 01:01:18,880 (EBBA SPEAKING SWEDISH) 1355 01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:23,255 ♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪ 1356 01:01:46,911 --> 01:01:48,877 - Stewy? - Yeah, wobble. 1357 01:01:48,877 --> 01:01:50,913 - He's a wobbly fucking bastard. - Okay. 1358 01:01:50,913 --> 01:01:53,752 Okay. Well, let's go get him. Let's fuck him up. 1359 01:01:57,356 --> 01:01:58,854 ROMAN: Okay. 1360 01:01:58,854 --> 01:02:00,823 Silence in the courtyard. 1361 01:02:00,823 --> 01:02:03,124 - Silence in the street. - (SHIV CHUCKLES) 1362 01:02:03,124 --> 01:02:06,528 The biggest fool in England is just about to speak. 1363 01:02:06,528 --> 01:02:07,763 ROMAN: I'm gonna go to my office. 1364 01:02:07,763 --> 01:02:09,134 - KENDALL: All right. - SHIV: Okay. 1365 01:02:13,237 --> 01:02:15,438 Uh, Claire, do I have any messages? 1366 01:02:15,438 --> 01:02:16,672 - Hey. So... - Hey. 1367 01:02:16,672 --> 01:02:18,073 - How you doing? - Mm-hmm. 1368 01:02:18,073 --> 01:02:20,512 You'll be able to, uh, block, you think? 1369 01:02:22,112 --> 01:02:24,316 Great. I think that's great. 1370 01:02:25,116 --> 01:02:27,282 A chance to change the culture, 1371 01:02:27,282 --> 01:02:30,889 the backstabbing, a new era. And I was wondering, um... 1372 01:02:32,556 --> 01:02:35,718 just between us, and before, you know, things blow up, 1373 01:02:35,718 --> 01:02:39,928 maybe part of that change is getting rid of Hugo? 1374 01:02:39,928 --> 01:02:41,797 - (CHUCKLES) - Just wanted to plant the seed. 1375 01:02:41,797 --> 01:02:43,969 - That's all. - Uh-huh? 1376 01:02:45,737 --> 01:02:46,902 - Hi. - Hey. 1377 01:02:46,902 --> 01:02:48,671 (CLAPPING) Good morning. Morning. 1378 01:02:48,671 --> 01:02:50,640 - Congrats. - Yeah, thanks. 1379 01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:54,379 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1380 01:02:55,713 --> 01:02:56,945 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 1381 01:02:56,945 --> 01:02:58,480 Well, looks like they've heard 1382 01:02:58,480 --> 01:02:59,909 their testicles might be on fire. 1383 01:02:59,909 --> 01:03:01,750 - KENDALL: Yeah. - I haven't seen Frank run like that ever. 1384 01:03:01,750 --> 01:03:03,618 Okay. Can we help prepare the ground? 1385 01:03:03,618 --> 01:03:06,154 SHIV: Well, it's gonna be a fairly explosive megafuck. 1386 01:03:06,154 --> 01:03:09,725 So, yeah, the GoJo deal is gonna die. 1387 01:03:09,725 --> 01:03:11,526 Frank maybe pulls the vote, 1388 01:03:11,526 --> 01:03:14,397 or they push and get humiliated? 1389 01:03:14,397 --> 01:03:15,363 So, yeah. 1390 01:03:15,363 --> 01:03:19,300 Big, big day on the, uh, old salami line, huh? 1391 01:03:19,300 --> 01:03:22,505 Yeah, it sure is. Yeah. I'll get you the materials. 1392 01:03:22,505 --> 01:03:23,799 - Okay. - Uh... 1393 01:03:23,799 --> 01:03:26,642 Details on the financing for-- for background for... 1394 01:03:26,642 --> 01:03:28,413 for the journal piece. Um... 1395 01:03:30,414 --> 01:03:32,114 - Uh, yeah. It's, uh... - Yeah. Whatever. 1396 01:03:32,114 --> 01:03:34,186 It's not a magic chair. Yeah, go ahead. 1397 01:03:38,823 --> 01:03:40,756 - (DOOR OPENS) - KENDALL: Okay. Um... 1398 01:03:40,756 --> 01:03:42,757 Hey, hey, hey. How we looking? 1399 01:03:42,757 --> 01:03:45,561 - Hey, dude. We have it. - HUGO: Hello? Yeah, 1400 01:03:45,561 --> 01:03:47,329 Okay? We have it. 1401 01:03:47,329 --> 01:03:50,866 But do we have you? We've got you, right? 1402 01:03:50,866 --> 01:03:53,168 Well, I do have certain questions about riding 1403 01:03:53,168 --> 01:03:55,604 the vegetable train. But, like... 1404 01:03:55,604 --> 01:03:57,740 I am a selfish person. So... 1405 01:03:57,740 --> 01:03:59,642 SHIV: Uh-huh. Yeah. 1406 01:03:59,642 --> 01:04:03,112 Do we invite the Stewpot in? 1407 01:04:03,112 --> 01:04:05,948 You know, get him inside. Non-Exec Chair. 1408 01:04:05,948 --> 01:04:09,017 Fucking activist backtivist. 1409 01:04:09,017 --> 01:04:13,822 Chair? Guys? I like weird sex. I like bad drugs. 1410 01:04:13,822 --> 01:04:15,925 I'm a very complicated individual. 1411 01:04:15,925 --> 01:04:18,160 Bullshit. Bullshit. 1412 01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:20,996 You like pancakes and waffles and you kiss guys on Molly. 1413 01:04:20,996 --> 01:04:22,597 You're not the heart of darkness. 1414 01:04:22,597 --> 01:04:26,001 You're-- you're a grilled cheese with a sucked dick. 1415 01:04:26,001 --> 01:04:27,468 Let us clean you up. 1416 01:04:27,468 --> 01:04:30,038 STEWY HOSSEINI: Well, why don't we just think about it, huh? 1417 01:04:30,038 --> 01:04:32,411 - Uh-huh. - STEWY: And, Shiv. 1418 01:04:33,477 --> 01:04:36,511 You know, I do think if we give Sandi 1419 01:04:36,511 --> 01:04:39,147 a little tug, she might be somewhat foldable? 1420 01:04:39,147 --> 01:04:42,384 Okay, great. Perfect. Let's go. 1421 01:04:42,384 --> 01:04:45,190 And you did a fucking good one, man. 1422 01:04:45,657 --> 01:04:47,188 Yeah? 1423 01:04:47,188 --> 01:04:49,658 STEWY: Chairman Stewpot. I can-- I'm into that. 1424 01:04:49,658 --> 01:04:51,096 Are you into that, Shiv? 1425 01:04:52,897 --> 01:04:55,164 Um, these are my colleagues, um... 1426 01:04:55,164 --> 01:04:56,298 Hey, what's she doing in? 1427 01:04:56,298 --> 01:04:58,100 - Shall we? - KENDALL: Hmm? Who? 1428 01:04:58,100 --> 01:04:59,835 ROMAN: Gerri. What's she doing here? 1429 01:04:59,835 --> 01:05:02,737 Uh... I don't know, I think-- I think 1430 01:05:02,737 --> 01:05:06,374 we're paying her off big-time. So it's not a lock-out, right? 1431 01:05:06,374 --> 01:05:08,276 ROMAN: I don't-- I don't wanna see her. 1432 01:05:08,276 --> 01:05:10,713 - Should she even be around? - Uh, yeah. Sure. 1433 01:05:10,713 --> 01:05:12,882 Let's-- let's-- let's fuck her out. 1434 01:05:12,882 --> 01:05:15,087 Yeah, I don't think I really wanna see anyone. 1435 01:05:16,721 --> 01:05:17,886 You okay? 1436 01:05:17,886 --> 01:05:19,254 Yeah, I think I'm gonna call in. 1437 01:05:19,254 --> 01:05:20,422 I think I'm gonna call in the vote. 1438 01:05:20,422 --> 01:05:22,427 I think I'm gonna... Yeah. I don't wanna... 1439 01:05:24,428 --> 01:05:28,792 Yeah, I-- I-- I-- I think, man, it's, um... 1440 01:05:28,792 --> 01:05:31,232 - People kinda know you're here. - ROMAN: Mm. 1441 01:05:31,232 --> 01:05:33,205 KENDALL: You know, show of force. 1442 01:05:34,304 --> 01:05:36,137 - Are you okay? - (ROMAN INHALES SHARPLY) 1443 01:05:36,137 --> 01:05:40,642 Uh-huh. Yeah, it looks better than I thought. 1444 01:05:40,642 --> 01:05:42,310 Looks so much better. (LAUGHS) 1445 01:05:42,310 --> 01:05:44,379 Uh-huh. Yeah, it does. It does. 1446 01:05:44,379 --> 01:05:46,986 Yeah. I feel like, people are gonna be like... 1447 01:05:48,152 --> 01:05:51,086 why isn't it me? You know, like... 1448 01:05:51,086 --> 01:05:54,526 Sure. I mean, it could have been you, Rome. 1449 01:05:55,621 --> 01:05:56,425 Could easily have been you. 1450 01:05:56,425 --> 01:05:58,197 It's just... It's just marginal... 1451 01:05:59,230 --> 01:06:00,662 - presentation shit. - ROMAN: Mm-hmm. 1452 01:06:00,662 --> 01:06:01,897 You'll have something shit-hot. 1453 01:06:01,897 --> 01:06:03,631 - Socials, right? - Right? 1454 01:06:03,631 --> 01:06:06,268 No, but it's just, you know, just the optics. 1455 01:06:06,268 --> 01:06:08,103 It's dumb, but the stitches. 1456 01:06:08,103 --> 01:06:10,906 They're good stitches. (LAUGHING) They're good. 1457 01:06:10,906 --> 01:06:13,408 This is 90 percent about the visuals. 1458 01:06:13,408 --> 01:06:15,510 ROMAN: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And I mean, just if, like, 1459 01:06:15,510 --> 01:06:17,578 people think that I, like, pussied out, 1460 01:06:17,578 --> 01:06:19,718 then I don't think that I should, you know... 1461 01:06:22,086 --> 01:06:23,986 - Yeah? - ROMAN: Yeah, I can't. 1462 01:06:23,986 --> 01:06:26,521 No, I can't. 'Cause, you know. Like, I look okay. 1463 01:06:26,521 --> 01:06:29,057 (IN STRAINED VOICE) Like, this looks fine. So, you know... 1464 01:06:29,057 --> 01:06:30,729 It's fucking stupid, but... 1465 01:06:32,830 --> 01:06:35,130 ♪ (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1466 01:06:35,130 --> 01:06:36,635 Like, why isn't it me? 1467 01:06:42,073 --> 01:06:43,408 KENDALL: Bro. 1468 01:06:43,674 --> 01:06:44,743 Hey. 1469 01:06:47,379 --> 01:06:49,845 (ROMAN SOBS) 1470 01:06:49,845 --> 01:06:51,116 Okay. 1471 01:06:51,949 --> 01:06:53,749 All right. (GROANS) 1472 01:06:53,749 --> 01:06:57,622 Oh, Jesus! Fuck. (SOBS) 1473 01:06:59,724 --> 01:07:00,792 Oh, fuck! 1474 01:07:01,292 --> 01:07:04,163 Oh, you... (SOBS) 1475 01:07:08,833 --> 01:07:09,801 (GROANS) 1476 01:07:11,602 --> 01:07:12,637 (SNIFFLES) 1477 01:07:13,972 --> 01:07:15,671 Fuck. 1478 01:07:15,671 --> 01:07:17,409 Oh, you fucking bastard! 1479 01:07:21,913 --> 01:07:23,148 (GROANS) 1480 01:07:27,551 --> 01:07:28,984 - Oh, you shit! - I love you, man. 1481 01:07:28,984 --> 01:07:30,422 I fucking hate you. 1482 01:07:32,022 --> 01:07:34,022 - We'll be okay, right? - (ROMAN GROANS) 1483 01:07:34,022 --> 01:07:36,428 - ROMAN: Shit, it popped. - We're gonna do good. 1484 01:07:38,462 --> 01:07:41,500 Teamwork makes the dream work. (SNIFFLES) 1485 01:07:46,137 --> 01:07:48,440 - It could have been you. - (SOBS) 1486 01:07:50,241 --> 01:07:54,179 ♪ (MELANCHOLY MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 1487 01:08:12,562 --> 01:08:15,234 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1488 01:08:17,669 --> 01:08:18,966 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1489 01:08:18,966 --> 01:08:21,140 - DEWI SWANN: It's great to see you. - It's great to see you. Yeah. 1490 01:08:33,851 --> 01:08:37,156 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1491 01:08:41,192 --> 01:08:42,361 Here we go. 1492 01:08:42,993 --> 01:08:44,594 Sandi, how's it going? 1493 01:08:44,594 --> 01:08:46,798 (CHATTER CONTINUES) 1494 01:08:51,703 --> 01:08:53,168 Simon, how are you? 1495 01:08:53,168 --> 01:08:54,907 Good to see you. Thanks for being here. 1496 01:08:58,376 --> 01:09:01,380 - Ewan. New York's finest? - Absolutely. 1497 01:09:02,146 --> 01:09:03,139 Appreciate it. 1498 01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:06,448 FRANK: All right. Let's call this meeting to order. 1499 01:09:06,448 --> 01:09:09,384 I note that all the directors are present. 1500 01:09:09,384 --> 01:09:12,583 Uh, the agenda and the information packs 1501 01:09:12,583 --> 01:09:13,621 have been circulated 1502 01:09:13,621 --> 01:09:16,391 and I would like to take them as read. 1503 01:09:16,391 --> 01:09:20,295 We have a revised offer to consider from the GoJo board, 1504 01:09:20,295 --> 01:09:22,431 and a lot of work has been done to get us to a position 1505 01:09:22,431 --> 01:09:25,066 where we're ready to sign if the board agrees. 1506 01:09:25,066 --> 01:09:27,302 As you also, of course, are aware, 1507 01:09:27,302 --> 01:09:29,871 we will be hearing from our co-CEOs 1508 01:09:29,871 --> 01:09:31,706 about strategic alternatives. 1509 01:09:31,706 --> 01:09:34,342 Uh, we've aired the issues and heard from our advisors 1510 01:09:34,342 --> 01:09:36,444 on the GoJo proposal in the previous session. 1511 01:09:36,444 --> 01:09:40,048 So now, I'd like to hand the floor to Kendall. 1512 01:09:40,048 --> 01:09:41,886 Yeah, the-- the GoJo offer. 1513 01:09:43,721 --> 01:09:46,791 (SIGHS) Uh, yeah, this-- this deal... 1514 01:09:47,357 --> 01:09:48,760 The deal is a bad deal. 1515 01:09:49,727 --> 01:09:50,729 The GoJo offer. 1516 01:09:52,363 --> 01:09:55,730 We were proud to land it, me and Rome. 1517 01:09:55,730 --> 01:09:58,934 Uh, we know it inside out, but it's a bad deal. 1518 01:09:58,934 --> 01:10:00,301 And if you want it to go through, 1519 01:10:00,301 --> 01:10:01,971 you'll have to fire me and find someone else 1520 01:10:01,971 --> 01:10:03,775 to take it through, yeah? 1521 01:10:05,342 --> 01:10:07,642 I think you have your packs here 1522 01:10:07,642 --> 01:10:10,679 with the structural arguments and the financing options. 1523 01:10:10,679 --> 01:10:13,448 And look, it's a nice thick pack. 1524 01:10:13,448 --> 01:10:15,184 We've knocked it out of the park. 1525 01:10:15,184 --> 01:10:19,054 And, uh, GoJo, Matsson is flailing. 1526 01:10:19,054 --> 01:10:20,990 We know that. 1527 01:10:20,990 --> 01:10:25,127 So, look. Look. We know each other. 1528 01:10:25,127 --> 01:10:26,729 I've spoken to you all. 1529 01:10:26,729 --> 01:10:29,597 I like and respect every one of you, 1530 01:10:29,597 --> 01:10:32,404 but, uh, no one's gonna have their mind changed in here. 1531 01:10:33,071 --> 01:10:34,269 Right? 1532 01:10:34,269 --> 01:10:36,541 So I suggest we move to the vote. 1533 01:10:37,441 --> 01:10:39,507 Kill this, excuse me, GoJo bullshit. 1534 01:10:39,507 --> 01:10:41,410 And, you know, let's eat their lunch. 1535 01:10:41,410 --> 01:10:44,412 - Uh, Ken? - What? You want me to read it out? 1536 01:10:44,412 --> 01:10:47,247 For due process? Come on, we have the votes. 1537 01:10:47,813 --> 01:10:50,252 I would rather Simon. 1538 01:10:50,252 --> 01:10:53,253 Let's do it for my dad, guys. Yeah? 1539 01:10:54,558 --> 01:10:57,626 Would anyone object to moving directly to a vote? 1540 01:10:57,626 --> 01:11:00,665 - BOARD MEMBERS: No. - Uh, very well. 1541 01:11:02,801 --> 01:11:06,034 So, yes, I think it's a good deal. 1542 01:11:06,034 --> 01:11:09,138 I can't in good conscience as chair 1543 01:11:09,138 --> 01:11:10,509 vote any other way. 1544 01:11:12,777 --> 01:11:14,313 - Sonya? - Yes. 1545 01:11:15,913 --> 01:11:17,279 - Diane? - Yes. 1546 01:11:17,279 --> 01:11:20,452 - FRANK: Kendall? - You know my vote. No. 1547 01:11:20,885 --> 01:11:21,886 No to GoJo. 1548 01:11:23,988 --> 01:11:26,888 Yes. And yes. 1549 01:11:26,888 --> 01:11:28,627 We want out. 1550 01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:31,931 DEWI: No, I'm against. 1551 01:11:35,366 --> 01:11:37,602 First, do no harm. 1552 01:11:38,536 --> 01:11:39,504 Nay. 1553 01:11:40,538 --> 01:11:43,075 Team Ken, baby. I'm a no. 1554 01:11:45,209 --> 01:11:46,411 FRANK: Roman? 1555 01:11:54,285 --> 01:11:56,351 Uh, nope. 1556 01:11:56,351 --> 01:11:57,856 That's fucking right. 1557 01:12:02,727 --> 01:12:03,695 Shiv? 1558 01:12:04,195 --> 01:12:05,397 (CLEARS THROAT) 1559 01:12:07,699 --> 01:12:08,667 Shiv? 1560 01:12:09,333 --> 01:12:11,533 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1561 01:12:11,533 --> 01:12:14,570 This is... Just gotta... Just give me a sec. 1562 01:12:14,570 --> 01:12:16,338 - FRANK: Shiv? - KENDALL: Shiv? 1563 01:12:16,338 --> 01:12:18,306 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 1564 01:12:18,306 --> 01:12:19,936 It's all good. It's all good. 1565 01:12:19,936 --> 01:12:21,446 Excuse me, I'll be right back. 1566 01:12:22,146 --> 01:12:23,482 Just a moment, please. 1567 01:12:24,215 --> 01:12:26,485 (BOARD WHISPERING) 1568 01:12:27,885 --> 01:12:31,053 FRANK: With Paul's vote, it's now six to six. 1569 01:12:31,053 --> 01:12:34,093 - SANDI FURNESS: Oh my God. Ugh. - KARL: Six to six. 1570 01:12:41,132 --> 01:12:42,364 - KENDALL: Hey. - I just... Uh-- 1571 01:12:42,364 --> 01:12:43,798 You okay? We-- we have it. 1572 01:12:43,798 --> 01:12:45,367 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - We have it. Look, look, look. 1573 01:12:45,367 --> 01:12:46,334 We have it. 1574 01:12:46,334 --> 01:12:48,736 All right? We have it. Are-- are you scared? 1575 01:12:48,736 --> 01:12:50,973 - (SCOFFS) I'm not scared. - KENDALL: Are you sick? 1576 01:12:50,973 --> 01:12:52,274 No, I'm not scared. 1577 01:12:52,274 --> 01:12:53,841 Are you-- are you good? 1578 01:12:53,841 --> 01:12:55,711 SHIV: Yeah, I just-- Can I have a moment, please? 1579 01:12:55,711 --> 01:12:58,951 Just fuck off. I just need a... moment. 1580 01:13:00,519 --> 01:13:02,918 - I wanna think. - Okay. 1581 01:13:02,918 --> 01:13:05,487 Uh, think about what? 1582 01:13:05,487 --> 01:13:07,423 Whether you want us to keep the company, 1583 01:13:07,423 --> 01:13:08,723 or hand it over to Tom 1584 01:13:08,723 --> 01:13:10,595 and that piece of shit who killed our dad? 1585 01:13:12,124 --> 01:13:13,632 Uh, I might have changed my mind. 1586 01:13:15,299 --> 01:13:16,635 What the fuck? 1587 01:13:20,904 --> 01:13:24,167 I'm good for this company. I'm-- I'm good for us. 1588 01:13:24,167 --> 01:13:26,236 You know, we all vote, we keep control. 1589 01:13:26,236 --> 01:13:28,678 We don't, then everything's over, forever. 1590 01:13:28,678 --> 01:13:29,945 - Uh-huh. - KENDALL: Here's the thing. 1591 01:13:29,945 --> 01:13:34,549 I am like a cog built to fit only one machine. 1592 01:13:34,549 --> 01:13:36,618 Like, if you don't let me do this-- 1593 01:13:36,618 --> 01:13:38,720 I mean, it-- it's the one thing I know how to do. 1594 01:13:38,720 --> 01:13:40,755 Well, it's not all about you. 1595 01:13:40,755 --> 01:13:43,559 - I know. - Yeah, you are not the most important one. 1596 01:13:43,559 --> 01:13:45,160 KENDALL: I-- I don't think I am. 1597 01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:49,397 Yes, you do. You do, you do. You fucking do. You do. 1598 01:13:49,397 --> 01:13:52,568 But, Shiv, honestly, it's so fucking crazy 1599 01:13:52,568 --> 01:13:54,702 not to just let me now. 1600 01:13:54,702 --> 01:13:57,573 I mean, it-- it-- it-- it's-- it's stupid. 1601 01:13:57,573 --> 01:13:59,408 We-- we all get something here. 1602 01:13:59,408 --> 01:14:01,043 I mean, you're voting against yourself. 1603 01:14:01,043 --> 01:14:03,173 - You realize that? - Uh. Mm. 1604 01:14:03,173 --> 01:14:04,647 - Mm. - KENDALL: Shiv. Shiv, listen. 1605 01:14:04,647 --> 01:14:07,447 Please. I beg you. Listen. 1606 01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:09,179 I can do this. 1607 01:14:09,179 --> 01:14:11,053 I don't think you'd be good at it. 1608 01:14:11,053 --> 01:14:13,355 What? I don't-- I don't even believe you. 1609 01:14:13,355 --> 01:14:14,522 - I don't believe you. - SHIV: I don't. 1610 01:14:14,522 --> 01:14:17,458 I don't think that you would be good at this. 1611 01:14:17,458 --> 01:14:19,394 KENDALL: For fuck's sake, Shiv! 1612 01:14:19,394 --> 01:14:21,666 (MUFFLED) I mean, for fuck's sake. 1613 01:14:22,299 --> 01:14:23,698 What the fuck is going on? 1614 01:14:23,698 --> 01:14:27,202 It's-- it's-- it's six to six and we don't have Shiv's vote. 1615 01:14:27,202 --> 01:14:31,106 This doesn't make, like, logic. Where's the logic? 1616 01:14:31,106 --> 01:14:32,974 No, I just don't think you'd be good at it. 1617 01:14:32,974 --> 01:14:34,713 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 1618 01:14:37,048 --> 01:14:38,117 I feel like... 1619 01:14:39,249 --> 01:14:40,652 if I don't get to do this... 1620 01:14:41,586 --> 01:14:43,055 I-- I-- I feel like... 1621 01:14:44,088 --> 01:14:45,790 that's it. Like, I might-- I might... 1622 01:14:47,091 --> 01:14:48,490 Uh, like I-- I might die. 1623 01:14:48,490 --> 01:14:51,491 Shiv, can we go in that room? Can you just vote? 1624 01:14:51,996 --> 01:14:54,766 Please. Please. 1625 01:14:55,667 --> 01:14:57,332 You can't be CEO. 1626 01:14:57,332 --> 01:14:59,569 You can't because you killed someone. 1627 01:14:59,569 --> 01:15:01,770 What do you-- But-- Which? 1628 01:15:01,770 --> 01:15:04,672 - SHIV: What? - Wait, what do you mean "which"? 1629 01:15:04,672 --> 01:15:07,443 What? Like, what-- Like, you've killed so many people 1630 01:15:07,443 --> 01:15:09,114 you forgot which one? 1631 01:15:10,314 --> 01:15:12,217 That's-- that's not an issue. 1632 01:15:14,085 --> 01:15:15,117 That didn't happen. 1633 01:15:15,117 --> 01:15:16,785 - Uh, what? - ROMAN: Wait, it didn't? As in what? 1634 01:15:16,785 --> 01:15:18,487 It-- it's just a thing I said. 1635 01:15:18,487 --> 01:15:19,689 It's a thing I said. I made it up. 1636 01:15:19,689 --> 01:15:21,489 - You made it up? - KENDALL: Yeah. I... 1637 01:15:21,489 --> 01:15:24,426 I-- I-- It was a difficult time for us, 1638 01:15:24,426 --> 01:15:26,161 and I think I, you know, whatever, 1639 01:15:26,161 --> 01:15:28,864 mussed up something from nothing because I-- I just-- I wanted 1640 01:15:28,864 --> 01:15:31,333 for us all to bond at a difficult moment. 1641 01:15:31,333 --> 01:15:33,035 - Wait, it was a move? - Okay? 1642 01:15:33,035 --> 01:15:34,737 No, not-- There was a kid. There was that kid, but-- 1643 01:15:34,737 --> 01:15:35,871 So there was a kid? 1644 01:15:35,871 --> 01:15:37,705 I had, like, a toke and a beer and not... 1645 01:15:37,705 --> 01:15:39,642 I didn't even get in the car. It's not... 1646 01:15:39,642 --> 01:15:41,543 - Hold on. What? - The fuck? 1647 01:15:41,543 --> 01:15:44,112 KENDALL: I felt bad and, uh, I false-memoried it. 1648 01:15:44,112 --> 01:15:46,014 Like, I'm-- I'm totally clean. I can do this. 1649 01:15:46,014 --> 01:15:48,317 Wait. Did it happen or did it not happen? 1650 01:15:48,317 --> 01:15:49,549 It did not happen. 1651 01:15:49,849 --> 01:15:51,420 Uh... 1652 01:15:51,420 --> 01:15:53,892 - (SIGHS) - KENDALL: It did not happen. I wasn't even there. 1653 01:15:54,392 --> 01:15:56,628 It did not happen. 1654 01:15:57,128 --> 01:15:58,197 Dude. 1655 01:15:59,196 --> 01:16:01,163 Fucking vote for me. 1656 01:16:01,163 --> 01:16:03,131 Just, plea-- Vote for me. 1657 01:16:03,131 --> 01:16:04,769 Shiv, vote for me. 1658 01:16:06,237 --> 01:16:07,272 No. 1659 01:16:08,372 --> 01:16:09,765 - KENDALL: Yes! - No. 1660 01:16:09,765 --> 01:16:12,174 - KENDALL: Shiv, don't do this. You can't do this, Shiv! - No. No. 1661 01:16:12,174 --> 01:16:15,210 - KENDALL: Yes! - Absolutely not, man. Absolutely not. 1662 01:16:15,210 --> 01:16:16,678 - No. - KENDALL: Why? 1663 01:16:16,678 --> 01:16:18,580 - No-- Why? - KENDALL: Well, just-- 1664 01:16:18,580 --> 01:16:21,277 I love you. I... Really, I love you, 1665 01:16:21,277 --> 01:16:23,018 but I cannot fucking stomach you. 1666 01:16:23,018 --> 01:16:24,553 KENDALL: This is fucking disgusting. 1667 01:16:24,553 --> 01:16:26,121 - It's disgusting. - SHIV: It's disgusting? 1668 01:16:26,121 --> 01:16:28,157 KENDALL: You're disgusting! You're fucking heartless! 1669 01:16:28,157 --> 01:16:30,391 - (LAUGHING) What? - KENDALL: It's fucking nuts! 1670 01:16:30,391 --> 01:16:32,231 It doesn't even make any sense. 1671 01:16:33,864 --> 01:16:36,899 - I'm the eldest boy! - (LAUGHS) 1672 01:16:36,899 --> 01:16:39,068 - KENDALL: I am the eldest boy! - You're not. 1673 01:16:39,068 --> 01:16:40,836 And, you know, it-- this-- it mattered to him. 1674 01:16:40,836 --> 01:16:42,070 He wanted this to go on. 1675 01:16:42,070 --> 01:16:43,909 Well, I mean, she's the bloodline, though. 1676 01:16:44,709 --> 01:16:45,840 KENDALL: What? 1677 01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:47,708 I'm the-- I'm the bloodline. We're all the fucking bloodline. 1678 01:16:47,708 --> 01:16:49,411 No, I just mean if you're gonna play that card, 1679 01:16:49,411 --> 01:16:51,312 Dad's view was yours weren't real. 1680 01:16:51,312 --> 01:16:52,748 What the fuck did you just say? 1681 01:16:52,748 --> 01:16:54,316 ROMAN: Well, just not "real" real. 1682 01:16:54,316 --> 01:16:55,550 Rome. 1683 01:16:55,550 --> 01:16:58,086 Well, that's just what Dad said. I'm just saying what Dad said. 1684 01:16:58,086 --> 01:17:01,256 Well, don't say it, you fucking cuck. 1685 01:17:01,256 --> 01:17:03,593 They are a pair of randos. 1686 01:17:03,593 --> 01:17:05,026 One is a buy-in. 1687 01:17:05,026 --> 01:17:07,963 The other is half Rava, half some filing-cabinet guy, right? 1688 01:17:07,963 --> 01:17:09,865 - (GRUNTS) - ♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1689 01:17:09,865 --> 01:17:11,433 SHIV: What the fuck? Let go of him! 1690 01:17:11,433 --> 01:17:13,235 - KENDALL: The fuck did you say? - SHIV: The fuck are you doing? 1691 01:17:13,235 --> 01:17:14,769 - (ROMAN GROANING) - The fuck did you say? 1692 01:17:14,769 --> 01:17:16,604 - SHIV: Stop! Fuck's sake. - ROMAN: You have no kids. 1693 01:17:16,604 --> 01:17:17,906 Shiv, no, don't do this! Shiv, don't do this. 1694 01:17:17,906 --> 01:17:19,307 - ROMAN: Okay, hold on a second. - Get the fuck off me! 1695 01:17:19,307 --> 01:17:21,510 - She's fucking pregnant, you piece of shit. - Get off me. 1696 01:17:21,510 --> 01:17:24,513 - SHIV: Jesus Christ! - (ROMAN GROANS) 1697 01:17:24,513 --> 01:17:26,648 SHIV: Are you fucking kidding me? 1698 01:17:26,648 --> 01:17:29,018 KENDALL: Shiv, no! Wait. Shiv, wait! 1699 01:17:29,018 --> 01:17:30,990 - Fuck you. - Can you just fucking leave her? 1700 01:17:31,656 --> 01:17:32,891 SHIV: Fucking child. 1701 01:17:45,703 --> 01:17:48,974 (PANTING) 1702 01:17:53,378 --> 01:17:54,276 (ROMAN SIGHS) 1703 01:17:54,276 --> 01:17:56,811 - Let's hit-- let's hit Frank. - (LAUGHS) 1704 01:17:56,811 --> 01:17:58,914 Let's offer Frank. We can-- We can still do this. 1705 01:17:58,914 --> 01:18:00,850 Bullshit, man. Come on, it's fucking nothing. Stop. 1706 01:18:00,850 --> 01:18:02,752 No, there's something here. There's an angle. 1707 01:18:02,752 --> 01:18:04,119 ROMAN: No, no. It's fuck all, man. 1708 01:18:04,119 --> 01:18:06,688 It's bits of glue and broken shows, 1709 01:18:06,688 --> 01:18:09,094 fucking phony news. Fucking... 1710 01:18:09,728 --> 01:18:10,860 Come on. 1711 01:18:10,860 --> 01:18:12,394 We have this. We can still do this, man. 1712 01:18:12,394 --> 01:18:14,896 Oh my God. Man, it's nothing. Okay? It's just nothing. 1713 01:18:14,896 --> 01:18:16,401 It's fucking nothing. Stop it! 1714 01:18:17,935 --> 01:18:20,536 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1715 01:18:20,536 --> 01:18:23,408 Yeah. Hey, we are bullshit. 1716 01:18:26,677 --> 01:18:28,743 - We are not bullshit. - We are bullshit. 1717 01:18:28,743 --> 01:18:31,513 You are bullshit. You're fucking bullshit, man. 1718 01:18:31,513 --> 01:18:33,649 I'm fucking bullshit. She's bullshit. 1719 01:18:33,649 --> 01:18:35,750 It's all fucking nothing, man. 1720 01:18:35,750 --> 01:18:38,257 I'm telling you this because I-- I know it, okay? 1721 01:18:38,690 --> 01:18:39,925 We're nothing. 1722 01:18:41,426 --> 01:18:42,427 Okay. 1723 01:18:43,662 --> 01:18:44,829 Okay. 1724 01:18:48,766 --> 01:18:52,071 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1725 01:18:55,373 --> 01:18:56,375 (KENDALL SNIFFS) 1726 01:19:17,762 --> 01:19:21,300 (ONLOOKERS WHISPERING) 1727 01:19:23,901 --> 01:19:25,767 KENDALL: Hey. So, uh, pardon me. 1728 01:19:25,767 --> 01:19:29,370 Um, where are we? 1729 01:19:29,370 --> 01:19:32,408 - FRANK: Ken. - KENDALL: I was thinking maybe we-- that we should maybe, 1730 01:19:32,408 --> 01:19:35,310 uh, adjourn the meeting 1731 01:19:35,310 --> 01:19:38,080 and-- and re-- uh, re... 1732 01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:40,019 - Uh... - Ken. Ken, it's done. 1733 01:19:42,119 --> 01:19:43,719 Seven-six. 1734 01:19:43,719 --> 01:19:46,025 We sell to GoJo. You don't have it. 1735 01:19:49,961 --> 01:19:52,364 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 1736 01:20:00,472 --> 01:20:01,573 Yeah. 1737 01:20:24,395 --> 01:20:25,597 (ELEVATOR DOOR OPENING) 1738 01:20:33,765 --> 01:20:37,276 ♪ (DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1739 01:20:37,875 --> 01:20:41,013 - We're good. - Okay. 1740 01:20:46,450 --> 01:20:48,487 So, what are you thinking? Golden Parachute? 1741 01:20:49,554 --> 01:20:51,052 Or one last rodeo? 1742 01:20:51,052 --> 01:20:53,258 - Go on. - What do you think? 1743 01:20:54,424 --> 01:20:57,560 I'm thinking we shoulda slit his throat in the cradle. 1744 01:20:57,560 --> 01:20:59,629 Well, goes without saying. 1745 01:20:59,629 --> 01:21:00,896 - Hi, Stewy. - I'm thrilled for you. 1746 01:21:00,896 --> 01:21:02,097 - I appreciate it. - Let's fucking do it. 1747 01:21:02,097 --> 01:21:03,433 - Please, let's talk. - All right. 1748 01:21:03,433 --> 01:21:06,569 Hey, man. Great one. 1749 01:21:06,569 --> 01:21:09,137 The losers never triumph. 1750 01:21:09,137 --> 01:21:13,742 I was always hoping, you know? So, uh, let's chat. 1751 01:21:13,742 --> 01:21:16,081 - I got you. - Where's Karolina? 1752 01:21:16,847 --> 01:21:18,117 - Karolina? - TOM: Mm-hmm. 1753 01:21:18,683 --> 01:21:20,019 She's, um... 1754 01:21:21,653 --> 01:21:24,957 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1755 01:21:26,624 --> 01:21:29,892 - BOARD MEMBER 1: Congratulations, Tom. - Hey, buddy. Thank you. 1756 01:21:29,892 --> 01:21:32,060 I just-- I just wanted to say congrats. 1757 01:21:32,060 --> 01:21:36,364 - Thanks. - And yeah. So... 1758 01:21:36,364 --> 01:21:39,568 - Tom. Just phenomenal. - Hey. Pastures new, right? 1759 01:21:39,568 --> 01:21:41,073 - Yes, it is. - This is it. 1760 01:21:46,344 --> 01:21:48,147 Yeah, so how's it all looking? 1761 01:21:48,580 --> 01:21:49,548 Uh-huh. 1762 01:21:53,650 --> 01:21:56,517 - Plans? Planning? - Yeah, I wanna talk to Gerri. 1763 01:21:56,517 --> 01:21:59,391 Yeah, Gerri gets it. She's not afraid of the dark. 1764 01:22:00,592 --> 01:22:01,593 And who else? 1765 01:22:02,793 --> 01:22:05,360 Frank, dead. Karl, dead. 1766 01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:08,433 I really don't need those two old cunts on my shoulder. 1767 01:22:12,737 --> 01:22:14,073 You? 1768 01:22:15,339 --> 01:22:19,675 You fucked it, man. Quad man. Matsson hates you. 1769 01:22:19,675 --> 01:22:22,681 - Wants a clean-out. - Fuck. 1770 01:22:23,643 --> 01:22:27,419 You are a fucking piece of shit. 1771 01:22:32,957 --> 01:22:36,996 But I got you. I got just enough capital. 1772 01:22:40,931 --> 01:22:41,997 I got you. 1773 01:22:41,997 --> 01:22:44,203 (CHUCKLES) 1774 01:22:46,304 --> 01:22:49,571 (SIGHS) Okay, all right. Hey, guys. 1775 01:22:49,571 --> 01:22:51,239 - Hi. - KARL: Good, so we're good to go? 1776 01:22:51,239 --> 01:22:52,769 Fine. Seems to be a little bit of a communication breakdown. 1777 01:22:52,769 --> 01:22:54,176 I don't mind signing the fucking thing. 1778 01:22:54,176 --> 01:22:55,943 - Good. - I don't need to be talked into that. That's fine. 1779 01:22:55,943 --> 01:22:58,247 - We need you to come in right now to complete this ceremony. - I just need-- 1780 01:22:58,247 --> 01:23:00,048 Bring me the piece of paper and I'll sign it. 1781 01:23:00,048 --> 01:23:02,050 - I just don't wanna be in the room with the guy. - We're gonna do it at the desk. 1782 01:23:02,050 --> 01:23:03,851 I have to be in the room with him to sign the thing? 1783 01:23:03,851 --> 01:23:06,120 - FRANK: This is being a CEO. - We take one quick photo, and you're done. 1784 01:23:06,120 --> 01:23:08,623 And the photo op, I already told you, I'm not taking a fucking photo. 1785 01:23:08,623 --> 01:23:10,926 Let's take-- Okay. Let's do it. No, no. Let's fucking do it. 1786 01:23:10,926 --> 01:23:12,456 Take all the fucking pictures you want. 1787 01:23:12,456 --> 01:23:13,757 See me leaving. Big day. 1788 01:23:13,757 --> 01:23:15,530 Happy, happy. Good stuff. Good stuff. 1789 01:23:15,530 --> 01:23:17,933 - FRANK: Great. - ROMAN: How are ya? Great. 1790 01:23:17,933 --> 01:23:19,334 HUGO: Okay, here we go. Thank you. 1791 01:23:19,334 --> 01:23:20,803 - Okay. - (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 1792 01:23:20,803 --> 01:23:23,304 LUKAS: Okay. Quick, quick. 1793 01:23:23,304 --> 01:23:25,107 - (CAMERAS CLICKING) - Good. 1794 01:23:25,107 --> 01:23:27,076 Uh, what's the return policy on this, by the way? 1795 01:23:27,076 --> 01:23:29,078 (ALL LAUGHING) 1796 01:23:29,078 --> 01:23:31,612 - Congratulations. - HUGO: Thank you. Thank you. 1797 01:23:31,612 --> 01:23:33,481 - LUKAS: Love you, Roman. - KARL: Thank you, man. 1798 01:23:33,481 --> 01:23:35,951 HUGO: Okay, uh, let's get Frank and Karl in here. 1799 01:23:35,951 --> 01:23:37,686 - Group photo, GoJo team. - Absolutely. Come on. 1800 01:23:37,686 --> 01:23:39,154 Frank and Karl. Okay? 1801 01:23:39,154 --> 01:23:40,921 Guys, get closer together, please. 1802 01:23:40,921 --> 01:23:44,192 - Closer together. Good smile. Wonderful. One, two, three. - (CAMERA CLICKING) 1803 01:23:44,192 --> 01:23:46,028 HUGO: This is the new team. All right. 1804 01:23:46,028 --> 01:23:47,663 Jesus and his disciples. 1805 01:23:47,663 --> 01:23:48,831 (ALL LAUGHING) 1806 01:23:48,831 --> 01:23:50,198 Even Judas is in the room. 1807 01:23:50,198 --> 01:23:51,833 - OSKAR: Oh, there we go. - LUKAS: There we go. 1808 01:23:51,833 --> 01:23:54,236 - LUKAS AND OSKAR: Ooh! - TOM: Why not just a GoJo one? 1809 01:23:54,236 --> 01:23:56,767 HUGO: Yeah, let's take a GoJo. GoJo photo. 1810 01:23:56,767 --> 01:23:58,640 Okay. Just the three of you. Okay. 1811 01:23:58,640 --> 01:24:01,076 - OSKAR: Three musketeers. - HUGO: There you go! One, two, three. 1812 01:24:01,076 --> 01:24:02,877 - Wonderful. - Okay. 1813 01:24:02,877 --> 01:24:05,347 - HUGO: Let's just do a single. Single on Matsson. Okay. - EBBA: Okay, Lukas. Yeah. 1814 01:24:05,347 --> 01:24:07,449 Hey, I got a car in 20, if you wanna join. 1815 01:24:07,449 --> 01:24:09,985 - (GOJO STAFF LAUGHING) - HUGO: All right. Thank you. Thank you. 1816 01:24:09,985 --> 01:24:12,221 - Okay. Let's party. - Bubbly! Bubbly! 1817 01:24:12,221 --> 01:24:15,357 - Let's party. - (CROWD CHEERS) 1818 01:24:15,357 --> 01:24:17,493 LUKAS: Why isn't that champagne already out? 1819 01:24:17,493 --> 01:24:20,362 (EXCITED CHATTER) 1820 01:24:20,362 --> 01:24:24,332 ♪ Agadoo, doo, doo Daka daka daka da ♪ 1821 01:24:24,332 --> 01:24:25,934 Agadoo, doo, doo ♪ 1822 01:24:25,934 --> 01:24:29,308 ♪ (SOMBER PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1823 01:24:56,634 --> 01:24:59,538 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1824 01:25:07,478 --> 01:25:08,480 Hey. 1825 01:25:09,847 --> 01:25:11,183 Hey. 1826 01:25:18,589 --> 01:25:21,626 - Congratulations. - Oh, no. No, no. 1827 01:26:31,828 --> 01:26:38,938 ♪ (DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1828 01:27:05,429 --> 01:27:08,228 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 1829 01:27:09,334 --> 01:27:11,536 (WAVES LAPPING) 1830 01:27:13,938 --> 01:27:19,544 ♪ (CHORAL RENDITION OF THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1831 01:28:17,501 --> 01:28:20,605 ♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪