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That looks good.

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♪ If you search for tenderness ♪

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♪ It isn't hard to find ♪

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♪ You can have the love
you need to live ♪

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♪ But if you look for truthfulness ♪

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♪ You might just as well be blind ♪

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♪ It always seems to be
so hard to give ♪

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♪ Honesty is such a lonely word ♪

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♪ Everyone is so untrue ♪

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Yeah, I think we're good. That's good.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah. I mean, yeah.

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Pretty good, man.

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That means funny, right?

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I think good.

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And then you're gonna do the...

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- Your whole, like, thing?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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I mean fuck it, right?
Just fucking go nut-nut.

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Pure excess, full bore, yeah?

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Yeah.

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- What? No?
- No... Yeah, I th... I think.

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No, it's like I've gone anti-fragile.

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I can... I can accommodate anything.

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If I start second guessing,
it collapses.

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Right. I think that is right.

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This is the full fucking thing.
It's gonna be epic.

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This is the full fucking thing!

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We're good, right? All makes sense?

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Mm. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah,
this is great work, Rome.

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Well, obviously,
the main thing is the...

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organizational cultural thing.

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Mm. Mm-hmm.

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I think, you know, everyone
agrees that GoJo makes sense.

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No one needs persuading of that.

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Ah, well, kind of regret
staying up all night

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with my assholes then.

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No. It's just about,
you know, us here who get it,

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oiling the wheels and making
sure there's no friction.

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Well, of course. I mean, I would say

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we can handle the human stuff
without too much issue.

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That needn't concern us.

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That actually comes naturally
to some of us.

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Which is why I focused

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on integration benefits and deal detail.

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Great. Yeah. I'm just
saying, big picture.

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Well, big picture is made
from small details, so...

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- Guys, guys, honestly.
- Business lesson.

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It's just nerves. You've
done really great work.

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Let's go and help your dad
make the deal.

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Yeah. All right.

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- Nice rally call, Braveheart.
- I try, I try.

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- And you're going tonight?
- Ken Fest?

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- Yeah.
- I wouldn't think so.

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Uh, if Matsson does,
maybe for follow up?

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Gonna be pretty horrific.

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Your brother in a porta-potty
rolling down a hill.

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I might have to go just
to see how bad it is.

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Aww, brudders.

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Fuck you. It's pure rubbernecking.

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Okay. What's this?

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Uh, maybe Mattson's here early?

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Or she's gonna give birth

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to Dad's baby while we
chant a Satanic mass.

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It's like he's having
a midlife crisis, aged 80.

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- It's fine.
- No, it's not, Rome.

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He's fucking an assistant
who's 50 years younger than him.

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It's not a crisis. That's normal.

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It's the opposite of a crisis.

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We should all be so fucking lucky.

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- Hiya.
- That's so funny.

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Oh. Okay. Champagne?

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Uh, did you do it already? Did you
land GoJo already without us, Dad?

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We're not celebrating.

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Long road ahead.

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Lovely long open road. Wind in our hair.

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Wind in your hair?

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We've had a vibration.

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I've been speaking to a contact

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- with connections at DOJ.
- Laurie?

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Well, we have a number of friends.

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And the word is, on the down-low,

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that they've seen everything now.

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They've reviewed,

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and they're happy
with how we're engaging,

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and they're coming to the view
that Kendall overpromised.

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And perhaps some men were
terribly naughty back in the day,

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but nothing systemic,
nothing sanctioned.

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It's going to be a number.

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- Just a number?
- Nothing custodial.

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- For anyone.
- Uh, no prison?

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Nuh-uh. Nope, we don't think so.

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- Here's to us!
- To us!

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And... to justice!

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To justice. Yeah.

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I'll remember.

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Well, congratulations, Dad.
You've done it again.

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It's great.

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Let's just hope you don't
do it again, right?

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No. Lessons learned.

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And here's to Tom!

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Uh, long road ahead.
No premature celebrations.

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Mm-hmm, absolutely. Amen to that!

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Top me up, why don't ya?

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Take me home, country roads!

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Just gonna run to the little boy's room.

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Okay. Okay. Enough, enough.
No more mooning.

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No more backslapping. GoJo! GoJo! GoJo!

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Hello. Oh-oh-oh-oh.

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Hello.

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Hey, scooch over a little bit, buddy.

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Mm-hmm.

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Thank you, Greg.

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Yes!

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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

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- Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

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Yeah, fuck yeah!

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What? What?

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What is going on? Wh... Are you okay?

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Apologies, Greg, I may have
gotten a little carried away.

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But I just popped around to say...

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that no one is going to jail.

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Gerri spoke to the DOJ...

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- and the Waystar Two...
- ... are free.

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Okay. Is it real?

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It was good news.

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What are we looking at in terms of, uh,

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what are the responses looking like?

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Uh, I think about 80 percent
of your A-list is yeses

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and 15 percent are maybes.

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Okay. Well, maybes are nos,
let's not live in a dream world.

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But, uh, who's in?

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Off the top of my head, it's great.

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- Um, Dion, Barry, JP, David...
- Nice.

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... Anna, Tom, Tory, Jeff, Elon, Lukas,

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Jennifer and Emma, yeses.
Chloe is still a maybe.

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And, uh... and the sibs?

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Um, yeah, uh...

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Okay. No. Whatever. Fine. Fine.

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This is fucking cool, Comfry.
Hey, hey, listen,

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you have a good time,
too, yeah? Like everyone,

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servers, fucking...
the imagineers, the DJ crew,

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you know, this is highly egalitarian,

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like, do your job,
but fucking get your drink on

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get your buzz on.

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There's no boundaries if you're cool.

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Mission Control out!
Shit is about to pop off!

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Party!

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It's my birthday! Fuck you!

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Whoo!

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Hey, hey.

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There might be a problem with GoJo.

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Okay. Where's Matsson?

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He's sent Sherpas. He's not coming.

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Okay.

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It's off. Tell these kids
to fuck off. Meeting cancelled.

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Okay, well, what's the downside, Dad?

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You know, meet these guys,
could read petulant not to?

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If he wants to send a nobody...

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Well, his CFO and a whole
team of, uh, people...

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He's going to this fucking
party, isn't he? Huh?

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Where is he? Getting his nails done,

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asshole whitened?

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I think we might have to court him

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- a little, is the thing.
- Ah. Nah, nah, nah, nah.

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It's bad fucking juju
to start like this.

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Can we not at least talk

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- to the nobodies a little...
- No! No. We have other options.

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Do we, though?
This could be our last chance

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to avoid the legacy media graveyard.

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Frank's reached out to Nan about Pierce.

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What? Seriously? We're
going after Pierce again?

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It's exciting.

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Okay. That's it. Everyone back to work.

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The deal makes sense. It's a great deal.

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but he won't make the deal
because he's an arrogant prick.

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Fine. Matsson's an asshole.
Fucking of course he is.

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But do we burn our only
parachute because of that?

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It's just smart business, Shiv.

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I don't wanna pay over
the odds. And eventually,

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the market will make him make the deal.

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Unless someone makes
a better offer first.

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Yeah, Dad, this is it.
We have a scale issue.

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Our streaming platform is for shit.

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And... and we have nothing
that looks like growth.

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This gets us consequentially
into streaming,

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it gets us into sports betting,
it gets us into social media.

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We have a little window.

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Miss this, and we end up
being a pilot fish

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nibbling leftovers from
Bezos's fucking teeth.

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Kerry? What was it, that thing
you said about Matsson?

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He thinks he's a genius.

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He's made one good piece
of tech. Fuck him.

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We appreciate your input,
Kerry, but "fuck him"

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- is not good tactics.
- It is good tactics.

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Dad, please, if you don't
wanna talk to Matsson,

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fine, but let me.

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Or let me. Or we can both do it.

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He's gonna be at the party, right?

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- You're going?
- Mm-hmm.

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Can't hurt.

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Fine. But don't go in too strong.

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This is a black box and
I don't want to overpay.

204
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Mm-hmm. Yeah. Got it. I'm on it.

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Yeah, I... I'll reorganize
my diary. I got it.

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Since you're going...

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you might as well give
him this in person.

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Oh, yeah. Okay.

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What do you think?
Do you think he'll like it?

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No, I just... I feel amazing, you know?

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My senses are heightened,
the air smells sweeter.

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And, you know, it's like
I can see the poetry

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and all little mundane things.

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- Mm-hmm.
- It's... I...

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I'm gonna get so fucked up.

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- Oh.
- Okay. Is that okay?

217
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Yeah, you don't need my permission.

218
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Like, how fucked up?

219
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- Hi, there.
- Hi, there.

220
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Tom Wambsgans!

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- Not going to prison.
- Wow.

222
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- Hi.
- We're asking everyone

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to hand in their coats and phones.

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Kendall would like his present
to be everyone being present.

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Yeah. Fuck off. I'm not doing that.

226
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Yeah, you're gonna have to tase us.

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- And your coat?
- Uh, nuh-uh,

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I will remain coated,
thank you, as is my right.

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So come on. What? What happened?

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Ranch stuff.

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What, a horse didn't want
you to fuck it? What?

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- He had a fall.
- Don't say, "had a fall",

233
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that sounds like I'm 89. No!

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Maxim and I actually got
some polling results,

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we shared a Cognac,

236
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and then I slipped
doing a little Irish jig.

237
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Oh. Okay, ranch stuff.

238
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- Yeah.
- Got it. Real cowboy.

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Oh, my God. This feels
disgustingly Kendall.

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- So, where's Tabs? She busy?
- Yeah.

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- Again? Did you kill her?
- Yeah.

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It's going great, I'll have you know.

243
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She's just a bit boring is all.
That's all I'm saying.

244
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Okay. The relationship was fine sexually

245
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and you're loving the intimacy and all?

246
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Yes. I love the intimacy.

247
00:14:08,662 --> 00:14:10,493
I love people really getting to know me.

248
00:14:10,497 --> 00:14:11,627
Uh-huh. Yeah.

249
00:14:11,631 --> 00:14:13,430
Oh, like you're the fucking
catch of the day.

250
00:14:13,434 --> 00:14:14,967
You're more fucked up than I am.

251
00:14:16,370 --> 00:14:17,700
Congratulations!

252
00:14:17,704 --> 00:14:21,070
You've just been born into
the world of Kendall Roy!

253
00:14:21,074 --> 00:14:22,772
Okay. Immersive theater.

254
00:14:22,776 --> 00:14:25,107
I mean, I could have
consulted, but whatever.

255
00:14:25,111 --> 00:14:26,308
Oh, Jesus.

256
00:14:26,312 --> 00:14:29,413
Uh, so if we've just
been born, then, uh...

257
00:14:30,316 --> 00:14:32,381
Oh, okay. So I'm inserting myself

258
00:14:32,385 --> 00:14:33,916
into my mom's vagina now?

259
00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,084
- Wow.
- Is that what's happening?

260
00:14:35,088 --> 00:14:37,653
Cold and inhospitable,
seems to check out.

261
00:14:37,657 --> 00:14:41,190
I am repeatedly entering my own mother.

262
00:14:41,194 --> 00:14:43,626
Is that... That's not right.

263
00:14:43,630 --> 00:14:45,394
This is my mom's cooch, so you know.

264
00:14:45,398 --> 00:14:47,958
And, uh, you're implying that it's
massive, so you might wanna...

265
00:14:48,668 --> 00:14:49,966
tighten my mother's vagina.

266
00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:53,202
Hey, Tom Wambsgans,
free man, how's it going?

267
00:14:53,206 --> 00:14:54,971
Gregory Hirsch, uh, not going to prison.

268
00:14:54,975 --> 00:14:57,540
Pleased to meet you!

269
00:14:57,544 --> 00:14:59,908
Look at you all gussied up,
you slick little fuck.

270
00:14:59,912 --> 00:15:02,044
- Well, thank you. Nice.
- Yes.

271
00:15:02,048 --> 00:15:03,512
- Uh, feeling good?
- Oh, yeah.

272
00:15:03,516 --> 00:15:06,181
Say, have you seen, uh, Comfry?

273
00:15:06,185 --> 00:15:10,221
Ken's PR? With the... the hair
always kind of in a...

274
00:15:11,090 --> 00:15:14,456
- messy...
- Gregory John Hirsch.

275
00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:15,792
You got a crush?

276
00:15:16,929 --> 00:15:19,227
- Oh, my God.
- What?

277
00:15:19,232 --> 00:15:21,096
She seems like a nice person.

278
00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:23,264
Well, I mean, she's way out
of your league, man. I mean,

279
00:15:23,268 --> 00:15:25,799
it's like a haunted scarecrow
asking out Jackie Onassis.

280
00:15:25,804 --> 00:15:26,935
It's a suicide mission.

281
00:15:26,939 --> 00:15:28,437
Oh, yeah. Sure, sure, sure, Tom.

282
00:15:28,441 --> 00:15:30,974
No, no, no. No, no. This is not a razz.

283
00:15:31,710 --> 00:15:33,142
Greg. She's a goddess.

284
00:15:33,146 --> 00:15:36,109
And you're a... you're a
nine-foot Cro-Magnon man.

285
00:15:36,114 --> 00:15:39,379
I mean, you shouldn't even be
really thinking about her.

286
00:15:39,384 --> 00:15:41,049
You're gonna put her in a tough spot.

287
00:15:41,053 --> 00:15:44,485
Look, I'm not unaware
of the discrepancy in terms of

288
00:15:44,489 --> 00:15:47,321
- our physical circumstances.
- It's a chasm.

289
00:15:47,325 --> 00:15:51,625
Well, I have an initial
approach which is...

290
00:15:51,629 --> 00:15:53,324
"You're like a fascinating book

291
00:15:53,329 --> 00:15:55,628
I'd like to crack open".

292
00:15:55,633 --> 00:15:57,965
Okay. Well, how'd... how'd you get Shiv?

293
00:15:57,969 --> 00:16:00,903
- She's out of your league.
- Oh!

294
00:16:02,006 --> 00:16:03,671
- Testy, Greg!
- Well?

295
00:16:03,675 --> 00:16:06,807
Well, Greg, I'll tell you. I got
a dick the size of a red sequoia

296
00:16:06,811 --> 00:16:10,246
and I fuck like a bullet train.
Okay? Satisfied?

297
00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,680
- Prove it.
- What?

298
00:16:15,152 --> 00:16:17,084
Okay, so where's Matsson?

299
00:16:17,088 --> 00:16:19,286
Probably standing in a corner somewhere,

300
00:16:19,290 --> 00:16:22,389
monitoring his biometrics from his watch.

301
00:16:22,393 --> 00:16:24,357
Should we just say hi
to Ken really fast?

302
00:16:24,361 --> 00:16:28,095
- Just to get it out of the way?
- Uh, yeah. Oh, hey, hey, Berry.

303
00:16:28,099 --> 00:16:29,596
- Hi.
- Where's Ken?

304
00:16:29,601 --> 00:16:31,163
Uh, VIP.

305
00:16:31,168 --> 00:16:32,332
Uh-huh. Okay.

306
00:16:32,336 --> 00:16:34,067
♪ You ain't know
she came for the skeet ♪

307
00:16:34,071 --> 00:16:35,268
♪ Got pipe for the cheeks ♪

308
00:16:35,272 --> 00:16:36,669
♪ Nigga I'm the life of the beat ♪

309
00:16:36,673 --> 00:16:38,271
♪ Fuck that this year gotta eat ♪

310
00:16:38,275 --> 00:16:39,473
♪ B-bounce for the crown ♪

311
00:16:39,477 --> 00:16:40,940
♪ You be hating
and I still hold it down... ♪

312
00:16:40,944 --> 00:16:42,775
Today is pretty fucking iconic.

313
00:16:42,779 --> 00:16:43,842
Yeah.

314
00:16:43,846 --> 00:16:45,243
♪ Bruh, man that bitch need a pound ♪

315
00:16:45,247 --> 00:16:47,011
♪ Tip, tip, tip bounce out her gown ♪

316
00:16:47,016 --> 00:16:48,414
♪ Hands high to the sound... ♪

317
00:16:48,418 --> 00:16:51,685
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second.
Who... who... who let you guys in?

318
00:16:52,855 --> 00:16:55,921
- This is friends only.
- Oh. Shouldn't it be empty then?

319
00:16:55,925 --> 00:16:57,889
Beat me by one second.

320
00:16:57,893 --> 00:16:59,691
- Happy birthday, old man.
- Um...

321
00:16:59,695 --> 00:17:02,161
Just to say, I'm only here
because I heard this was going

322
00:17:02,165 --> 00:17:04,196
to be a five-dimensional catastrophe

323
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,232
and I want to watch you crash and burn.

324
00:17:06,236 --> 00:17:09,468
- Come here.
- Oh. Yeah, all right. Hugsy.

325
00:17:09,472 --> 00:17:10,736
Man, it's like you feel old.

326
00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:12,571
Are you sure you're only 40?
You look like shit.

327
00:17:12,575 --> 00:17:14,673
♪ Man of the bounce, bruh
I see girls everywhere... ♪

328
00:17:14,677 --> 00:17:17,173
What? No card? I'm disappointed,

329
00:17:17,178 --> 00:17:19,243
because you normally
write me such lovely letters.

330
00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:20,945
Oh, yeah. No, I couldn't
find one that said

331
00:17:20,949 --> 00:17:23,383
both "Happy Birthday"
and "Get Well Soon".

332
00:17:24,952 --> 00:17:28,185
Well... I'm glad you came.

333
00:17:28,189 --> 00:17:30,523
- It says a lot.
- Yeah, it was a ten-minute drive.

334
00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:32,222
Uh-huh.

335
00:17:32,226 --> 00:17:34,660
Okay. Well, give me a hug
before you start weeping.

336
00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:37,827
It's good to see you.

337
00:17:37,831 --> 00:17:39,630
- Hi, Kenny.
- Holy shit.

338
00:17:39,634 --> 00:17:41,596
- Holy shit. Gang's all here?
- Yeah.

339
00:17:41,601 --> 00:17:44,099
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you. Hey, man, what...

340
00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:45,835
what... what... what's this?
What happened?

341
00:17:45,839 --> 00:17:50,307
Well, little overexcited about
a political breakthrough, so...

342
00:17:50,311 --> 00:17:51,375
- Okay.
- Yeah.

343
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:53,177
But what... what's with the coat?
You're not staying or...

344
00:17:53,181 --> 00:17:54,380
It's a coat. I like it.

345
00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:57,113
So, what do you think?

346
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,381
It's cool. Can I ask you,

347
00:17:58,385 --> 00:18:00,150
did you ask for Mommy's permission

348
00:18:00,154 --> 00:18:02,719
for the use of her, uh, squatch?

349
00:18:02,723 --> 00:18:04,888
What? From a copyright perspective?

350
00:18:04,892 --> 00:18:07,023
Well, it's just, you know,
call me old-fashioned,

351
00:18:07,027 --> 00:18:08,992
but I think you should ask
before you construct

352
00:18:08,996 --> 00:18:11,027
a giant replica of someone's vagina. No?

353
00:18:11,031 --> 00:18:13,763
Roman, relax. Yes, you
can take it home with you.

354
00:18:13,767 --> 00:18:17,133
Okay. So. Go on, tell us. Who's here?

355
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:18,634
- Who isn't?
- Your dad.

356
00:18:18,638 --> 00:18:20,070
- Your mom.
- Your wife and kids.

357
00:18:20,074 --> 00:18:22,405
Any real friends.

358
00:18:22,409 --> 00:18:24,708
I mean business folks, yeah. Stewy?

359
00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:26,710
I mean, honestly, we could do
with building some bridges.

360
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:29,612
So, yeah, Lawrence Yee? Lukas Matsson?

361
00:18:29,616 --> 00:18:31,680
Yeah, yeah. They're all here. Somewhere.

362
00:18:31,685 --> 00:18:32,815
Mm-hmm.

363
00:18:32,819 --> 00:18:34,549
Hey, I got something to show
you. This way. This way.

364
00:18:34,553 --> 00:18:35,818
- Great.
- Hey, Will.

365
00:18:35,822 --> 00:18:37,452
- Yeah.
- Hey, Nay.

366
00:18:37,456 --> 00:18:39,520
Nay, I... I... I... I'm gonna
show these guys around.

367
00:18:39,524 --> 00:18:41,723
Hey, uh, I actually got
something from, uh, Dad,

368
00:18:41,728 --> 00:18:43,658
and myself, I suppose.

369
00:18:43,662 --> 00:18:44,860
- What is it?
- Oh,

370
00:18:44,865 --> 00:18:47,129
it's, uh, it's your baby teeth
and an iTunes gift card.

371
00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:48,897
It's nice. No, it's a...
it's a nice thing.

372
00:18:48,901 --> 00:18:50,134
We... we hope you'll like it.

373
00:18:51,204 --> 00:18:53,738
- Okay. Let me show you some shit.
- Okay.

374
00:18:56,042 --> 00:18:58,941
So, I consulted with
Gladwell and Harari,

375
00:18:58,945 --> 00:19:02,144
and Lovelock and Popcorn,
and this in here,

376
00:19:02,148 --> 00:19:03,678
it's, uh, it's pretty technical,

377
00:19:03,682 --> 00:19:05,547
but this is the best
we could come up with

378
00:19:05,551 --> 00:19:07,581
on the likely directions of society,

379
00:19:07,585 --> 00:19:09,685
so a little dry, but...

380
00:19:10,622 --> 00:19:11,786
accurate, I would say.

381
00:19:11,790 --> 00:19:13,030
- Accurate.
- President.

382
00:19:15,727 --> 00:19:19,026
Hmm. Not a bad way to go.

383
00:19:19,030 --> 00:19:22,029
Also, we got people in here
picturing me jerking off,

384
00:19:22,033 --> 00:19:23,332
so who's the real winner?

385
00:19:23,769 --> 00:19:25,101
Oh, man.

386
00:19:27,739 --> 00:19:30,738
What if McCartney tweets this?

387
00:19:30,742 --> 00:19:34,909
This is not... I mean,
jokes are all very well and...

388
00:19:34,913 --> 00:19:36,844
Come on, man, I'm breaking through.

389
00:19:36,848 --> 00:19:39,212
Ken, I'm not sure that you're
aware, but Conn is polling

390
00:19:39,216 --> 00:19:42,482
- very close to one percent so...
- One percent?

391
00:19:42,486 --> 00:19:43,551
- Really?
- Congrats.

392
00:19:43,555 --> 00:19:45,184
That's four million people,

393
00:19:45,189 --> 00:19:47,287
and it's enough to sway the race.

394
00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:50,023
And I am interested to see
who comes crawling first,

395
00:19:50,027 --> 00:19:52,123
Merkel, begging for me to save democracy

396
00:19:52,128 --> 00:19:54,726
or Soros serenading me from the trees.

397
00:19:54,731 --> 00:19:57,630
You did, however,
actually shit your bag.

398
00:19:57,634 --> 00:19:59,666
Yeah, you know why? Because
I took you two fucking assholes

399
00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:01,567
on a camping trip 'cause
Dad couldn't be bothered.

400
00:20:01,571 --> 00:20:02,903
- That's why!
- Okay, okay, okay.

401
00:20:02,907 --> 00:20:04,504
- And I ate some bad fucking fish.
- Hey, hey, hey.

402
00:20:04,508 --> 00:20:06,339
- Okay. Okay. Okay. Hey.
- This is bullshit!

403
00:20:06,343 --> 00:20:08,041
Hey, excuse me, hey, can we...
can we take down

404
00:20:08,045 --> 00:20:09,776
the crap sack Conner piece, please?

405
00:20:09,780 --> 00:20:12,445
Conn? Conn? Conn?

406
00:20:12,449 --> 00:20:14,480
It's coming down. It's a joke, okay?

407
00:20:14,484 --> 00:20:16,115
- Come on, man. Loosen up.
- I'm good.

408
00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:18,820
- Okay. Okay. Okay.
- Lose the coat, yeah?

409
00:20:19,923 --> 00:20:22,820
Okay.

410
00:20:22,825 --> 00:20:24,889
All right, I gotta circulate.
We can check in later.

411
00:20:24,894 --> 00:20:26,726
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be great.
- I'd like that.

412
00:20:26,730 --> 00:20:28,928
It's a great night.
I'm happy you're here.

413
00:20:28,932 --> 00:20:30,932
- Fucking best birthday ever.
- Mm-hmm.

414
00:20:31,301 --> 00:20:33,899
Okay. Later.

415
00:21:28,324 --> 00:21:31,188
Wow. Wow, wow.

416
00:21:40,269 --> 00:21:41,800
Hey. Hey, hey.

417
00:21:41,804 --> 00:21:45,036
Hey. Oh, I think there's a line
at the treehouse, actually.

418
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,873
Can you fix, please? Thank you.

419
00:21:47,877 --> 00:21:50,709
- What's up?
- Hey, I'm glad I ran into you.

420
00:21:50,713 --> 00:21:52,577
Yeah, yeah, me too.

421
00:21:52,581 --> 00:21:57,415
Right, because I might have
to brief the press against you.

422
00:21:57,419 --> 00:22:00,785
Oh. The... the... the whole press?

423
00:22:00,789 --> 00:22:04,253
Yeah. Just Kendall's really
going balls-to-the-wall

424
00:22:04,258 --> 00:22:06,823
- and you know, you're on the other team.
- Hmm.

425
00:22:06,828 --> 00:22:11,996
But I'm gonna try to keep it
targeted rather than terminal.

426
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,065
Thank you kindly, ma'am.

427
00:22:14,069 --> 00:22:16,301
That's... that's very kind of you.

428
00:22:16,305 --> 00:22:18,402
How... how can I possibly repay you?

429
00:22:18,407 --> 00:22:20,638
- Hey, Comf?
- You're a very fair maiden

430
00:22:20,642 --> 00:22:23,810
for... for such activities,
uh, for such a kind...

431
00:22:24,546 --> 00:22:26,346
A very evenhanded maiden.

432
00:22:31,485 --> 00:22:32,651
You good?

433
00:22:33,054 --> 00:22:34,186
Yeah, yeah.

434
00:22:37,391 --> 00:22:41,793
Yeah, so... so... Dad sent me
something for my birthday.

435
00:22:42,196 --> 00:22:43,362
Okay?

436
00:22:45,166 --> 00:22:47,497
It's a little Trojan mindfuck.

437
00:22:47,501 --> 00:22:50,100
He's trying to slip a maggot
in the candy apple.

438
00:22:50,104 --> 00:22:52,802
He's offering to buy me out
of my share in the company.

439
00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:56,831
Okay. Wow. Like, what is that?

440
00:22:56,836 --> 00:22:58,707
In terms of a number?

441
00:22:58,712 --> 00:23:02,346
Two bill. But it's a mind game.
He's just... He's worried

442
00:23:02,350 --> 00:23:05,583
I'm not gonna let him keep on
living rent free up here.

443
00:23:07,287 --> 00:23:09,185
- And?
- And fuck him.

444
00:23:09,189 --> 00:23:12,090
Right? Maybe I refuse to engage.

445
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,259
Mind game that, motherfucker.

446
00:23:16,296 --> 00:23:19,230
Yeah. That's great. But...

447
00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:24,902
maybe you do take it.

448
00:23:26,006 --> 00:23:29,940
Maybe, I don't know. Yeah,
may... maybe... maybe...

449
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:34,010
maybe I buy you

450
00:23:34,014 --> 00:23:37,345
a diamond the size of the Ritz-Carlton

451
00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:39,347
and a few illustrious newspapers,

452
00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:41,147
the Globe and Mail, the LA Times,

453
00:23:41,152 --> 00:23:43,217
I print a front page of
my dad eating dog dick

454
00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:44,919
every day for a year.

455
00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:49,090
And we're living in Marrakesh
and I'm fucking you

456
00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:52,129
and smoking hash and learning
how to turn a lathe?

457
00:23:54,299 --> 00:23:56,629
Um, all good.

458
00:23:56,634 --> 00:23:59,333
But do we know where
Lukas Matsson is right now?

459
00:23:59,338 --> 00:24:01,036
Shiv and Roman have been asking staff

460
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:04,070
for Matsson's location
and inquiring discreetly

461
00:24:04,075 --> 00:24:06,176
about a private meeting space.
Is that okay?

462
00:24:10,582 --> 00:24:11,680
Okay.

463
00:24:14,218 --> 00:24:15,980
Okay. Uh, can... can the party team

464
00:24:15,985 --> 00:24:18,817
get eyes on Matsson and ask him
to meet me in the treehouse?

465
00:24:18,822 --> 00:24:20,554
Sure.

466
00:24:20,558 --> 00:24:23,225
Um, can you find
Lukas Matsson and tell...

467
00:24:24,628 --> 00:24:26,427
Hey, I have a location.

468
00:24:26,431 --> 00:24:27,794
- Oh, great. Let's go!
- Yeah.

469
00:24:27,798 --> 00:24:29,563
- But don't fuck this, yeah?
- Oh, come on.

470
00:24:29,567 --> 00:24:32,099
- Easy. No. Upstairs.
- Please, where are we going?

471
00:24:34,705 --> 00:24:36,970
- What the fuck?
- Yeah. I know.

472
00:24:36,974 --> 00:24:39,106
I think a 40-year-old man who rebuilds

473
00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:40,907
his childhood treehouse
should immediately

474
00:24:40,911 --> 00:24:42,943
go on the sex offender registry.

475
00:24:42,947 --> 00:24:44,244
Hey.

476
00:24:44,248 --> 00:24:46,179
Are you letting me in
or what's the deal?

477
00:24:46,183 --> 00:24:47,413
Do you have a rainbow band?

478
00:24:47,417 --> 00:24:50,116
Yes, I'm... I'm... I'm a
walking rainbow band.

479
00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:51,851
- There he is.
- Oh, hey.

480
00:24:51,855 --> 00:24:53,252
- Hey.
- Okay.

481
00:24:53,256 --> 00:24:54,420
This guy's not letting us in.

482
00:24:54,424 --> 00:24:55,956
- You done downstairs?
- Yeah. We are done.

483
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,391
Hey, Ken, may we please step
inside your mental disorder?

484
00:24:58,395 --> 00:25:00,594
- Good one.
- Thanks.

485
00:25:00,598 --> 00:25:02,062
- Okay.
- Um, sorry.

486
00:25:02,066 --> 00:25:03,496
- What?
- That's not possible.

487
00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:04,664
Okay. Why?

488
00:25:04,668 --> 00:25:06,700
Yeah, well, because the thing is,

489
00:25:06,704 --> 00:25:10,303
the treehouse is cool
and you're not cool.

490
00:25:10,307 --> 00:25:12,603
Oh, wow, yes. The coolest
grown man's treehouse

491
00:25:12,608 --> 00:25:14,607
I've seen in quite a while.

492
00:25:14,612 --> 00:25:17,644
Okay. Okay. No, seriously,
guys, just come over...

493
00:25:17,648 --> 00:25:19,878
come over here for a second.
Let's go over here.

494
00:25:19,882 --> 00:25:21,315
Just one second.

495
00:25:23,185 --> 00:25:25,718
Sorry, but, like, so joking aside...

496
00:25:25,722 --> 00:25:26,952
Great jokes.

497
00:25:26,956 --> 00:25:29,321
There is actually a real issue here...

498
00:25:29,325 --> 00:25:30,723
- Okay.
- ... and I need to be discreet

499
00:25:30,727 --> 00:25:32,825
because there's a lot
of celebrities around

500
00:25:32,829 --> 00:25:35,730
and if you guys were in
the treehouse, it kinda...

501
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,765
kinda wouldn't feel like
the treehouse, you know?

502
00:25:41,203 --> 00:25:43,135
- You're a Nazi lover.
- Oh.

503
00:25:43,139 --> 00:25:44,670
- And you're a Nazi lover.
- Mm-hmm.

504
00:25:44,674 --> 00:25:46,338
And I'm a defender of liberal democracy.

505
00:25:46,342 --> 00:25:48,007
- Okay.
- And this here is made

506
00:25:48,011 --> 00:25:50,042
from George Washington's
cherry tree, so...

507
00:25:50,046 --> 00:25:51,409
- The fuck?
- Ya-da-da, da-da-da-da.

508
00:25:51,413 --> 00:25:52,777
Are you actually not gonna let us in?

509
00:25:52,781 --> 00:25:54,645
Or are you just gonna
bullshit us a little bit

510
00:25:54,650 --> 00:25:56,751
- before you let us in?
- To see Matsson?

511
00:26:00,388 --> 00:26:02,418
That's why you're here. You're
trying to push a deal here.

512
00:26:02,422 --> 00:26:03,621
- So?
- Who fucking gives a shit?

513
00:26:03,625 --> 00:26:05,023
Like what's the difference?
I just wanna talk to him.

514
00:26:05,027 --> 00:26:06,490
High-quality personal conduct.

515
00:26:06,494 --> 00:26:07,559
- Oh.
- Really top rank.

516
00:26:07,564 --> 00:26:09,293
What's the difference? I
wanna talk to him. So what?

517
00:26:09,297 --> 00:26:11,562
Yeah. And you know what
happens if we do talk to him?

518
00:26:11,566 --> 00:26:13,328
Either we strike out and nothing.

519
00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:16,398
Or we succeed, Waystar benefits,
and your net worth goes up by

520
00:26:16,403 --> 00:26:18,169
- several hundred million dollars.
- You're welcome.

521
00:26:18,173 --> 00:26:19,237
- Right.
- Yeah.

522
00:26:19,242 --> 00:26:20,702
But I have to weigh that against the

523
00:26:20,707 --> 00:26:22,339
consideration that
no losers are allowed.

524
00:26:22,343 --> 00:26:23,708
- Oh my fucking God.
- Okay, I'm going in. This is fucking stupid.

525
00:26:23,712 --> 00:26:24,976
- Hey, bro, bro.
- This is dumb.

526
00:26:24,980 --> 00:26:27,044
- Hey, look at him! Oh my God.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

527
00:26:27,048 --> 00:26:30,246
Did you see that? I just
got moved. Um, all right.

528
00:26:30,250 --> 00:26:31,548
- Oh, my God, bro!
- No, no, no. No, no, no.

529
00:26:31,552 --> 00:26:33,050
- What? What is this?
- Bro. Bro, bro. Calm down.

530
00:26:33,054 --> 00:26:34,285
Are you actually gonna what, stop me?

531
00:26:34,289 --> 00:26:35,388
- You're getting worked up about a treehouse?
- Yeah.

532
00:26:35,392 --> 00:26:36,423
You know how ridiculous that is?

533
00:26:36,427 --> 00:26:38,221
Hey, come on in. Wristband him.

534
00:26:38,225 --> 00:26:39,990
Yeah, wristband this guy.
Uh, what's his name?

535
00:26:39,994 --> 00:26:41,491
- What is his name? Who is he?
- No idea.

536
00:26:41,495 --> 00:26:43,560
- Good. So good. So good.
- See these two?

537
00:26:43,564 --> 00:26:45,729
Don't let these two in, okay?

538
00:26:45,733 --> 00:26:47,864
- Yeah.
- This is my treehouse.

539
00:26:47,868 --> 00:26:49,800
You shouldn't be anywhere near here.

540
00:26:49,804 --> 00:26:51,968
- Mm-hmm.
- What is happening?

541
00:26:51,972 --> 00:26:54,137
Oh, hey, thanks for the offer, Rome.

542
00:26:54,141 --> 00:26:57,473
Really cool. Great headfuck
from you and Dad, thanks.

543
00:26:57,477 --> 00:26:59,810
Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

544
00:26:59,814 --> 00:27:01,744
- What's he talking about? What offer?
- Oh, I hope he fucking dies.

545
00:27:01,748 --> 00:27:03,746
What? Oh, God. That's nothing.

546
00:27:03,750 --> 00:27:06,148
- What is it?
- It's no... It's a... it's a...

547
00:27:06,152 --> 00:27:09,118
it's a little move to ease him
out of the holding company.

548
00:27:09,122 --> 00:27:10,152
You and Dad?

549
00:27:10,156 --> 00:27:11,686
Well, he can only sell to family, right?

550
00:27:11,690 --> 00:27:13,222
And, yeah, I think Dad
put my name on there.

551
00:27:13,226 --> 00:27:14,625
- It's housekeeping.
- Oh, "I think"?

552
00:27:14,629 --> 00:27:16,523
It's a name on a piece of paper, Shiv.

553
00:27:16,528 --> 00:27:18,961
- It's nothing.
- Okay. So can I be the name on the piece of paper?

554
00:27:18,965 --> 00:27:21,396
I can't even do anything
with it. It's musical chairs.

555
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,732
I'm sorry. Just, historically,

556
00:27:22,736 --> 00:27:24,833
who owns the fucking company
has been of some interest.

557
00:27:24,837 --> 00:27:25,967
Dad and I handled it.

558
00:27:25,971 --> 00:27:27,568
What, you wanna figure
out the financing?

559
00:27:27,572 --> 00:27:29,137
- "Dad and I handled it"?
- Yeah.

560
00:27:29,141 --> 00:27:33,808
Wow. Oh, that's cute.
Yeah, I love that. It's great.

561
00:27:33,812 --> 00:27:36,978
No, it's just fucking great.
Fuck you. Fuck this.

562
00:27:44,656 --> 00:27:48,256
There he is. Lukas Matsson.
The Odin of codin'.

563
00:27:48,260 --> 00:27:51,357
My man, my myth, my fucking
monolith. What's up, bro?

564
00:27:51,362 --> 00:27:52,894
- How are you?
- You having a good time?

565
00:27:52,898 --> 00:27:54,395
Do I look like I'm having a good time?

566
00:27:54,399 --> 00:27:56,765
- No, you do not.
- I am not.

567
00:27:56,769 --> 00:27:59,133
Still haven't figured
out the socials, huh?

568
00:27:59,137 --> 00:28:02,269
Dude, you should get your
algo guy to fix your code.

569
00:28:02,273 --> 00:28:06,173
Listen, heads up, my siblings,
they're looking for you now.

570
00:28:06,177 --> 00:28:07,207
Well, maybe I need to find

571
00:28:07,211 --> 00:28:09,009
an even more exclusive area then.

572
00:28:09,013 --> 00:28:10,778
Like a crawlspace or something.

573
00:28:10,782 --> 00:28:12,045
- Yeah. Maybe.
- Yeah.

574
00:28:12,049 --> 00:28:14,314
They're like emissaries from
the Grand Old Duke of Old.

575
00:28:14,318 --> 00:28:17,820
Dad wants to buy you, so he sent
his winged dildos to schmooze.

576
00:28:18,589 --> 00:28:20,053
I shouldn't say anything.

577
00:28:20,057 --> 00:28:22,357
Even the look on my face
is commercially sensitive.

578
00:28:24,328 --> 00:28:28,395
But it makes no sense, correct?
Amtrak buys Tesla.

579
00:28:28,399 --> 00:28:29,897
I mean, if anything, you should buy him.

580
00:28:29,901 --> 00:28:35,170
You think? Huh. Well, I really
appreciate your impartial read.

581
00:28:37,107 --> 00:28:39,672
- Yeah.
- Uh, Rava wants to say hi.

582
00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:43,109
Sure. Not right now. When I'm ready.

583
00:28:43,113 --> 00:28:44,212
Okay.

584
00:28:45,215 --> 00:28:47,280
Listen, you should stay up here, okay?

585
00:28:47,284 --> 00:28:49,715
So you don't get networked to fuck.

586
00:28:49,719 --> 00:28:52,185
Uh, you need anything?
What can I get you?

587
00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:54,687
Privacy, pussy, pasta.

588
00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:58,889
Done. Reece can help you out.
Like pussy, coke, wristwatches,

589
00:28:58,894 --> 00:29:02,060
fucking garganelli, he's like
a one-man dark web.

590
00:29:02,065 --> 00:29:06,400
Yo, Reece! Reece, customer
for your candy store, man.

591
00:29:07,536 --> 00:29:09,870
He's not a good guy. Enjoy.

592
00:29:15,377 --> 00:29:16,975
Yeah, thanks.

593
00:29:16,979 --> 00:29:18,443
- Hey.
- Hey. They said you were looking for me.

594
00:29:18,447 --> 00:29:20,178
- Hey. Yeah. Happy birthday.
- Thank you.

595
00:29:20,182 --> 00:29:23,681
I, uh, I just wanted to say hi
before, you know,

596
00:29:23,685 --> 00:29:25,283
everyone's too high.

597
00:29:25,287 --> 00:29:26,617
Right.

598
00:29:26,621 --> 00:29:29,620
Uh, we... we, uh, might go soon, so...

599
00:29:29,624 --> 00:29:31,556
Well, you can't go. No, no. I'm doing...

600
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:33,859
- I'm doing a whole thing.
- Oh?

601
00:29:33,863 --> 00:29:35,525
And we got the Tiny Wu-Tang Clan.

602
00:29:35,530 --> 00:29:38,362
These... these kids we found
that do Wu-Tang covers.

603
00:29:38,367 --> 00:29:40,765
It's... it's better than
it sounds. Trust me.

604
00:29:40,769 --> 00:29:43,934
- Okay.
- What? Are you not enjoying it?

605
00:29:43,938 --> 00:29:48,739
Yeah. No, it's... it's a lot
of people. It's... it's huge.

606
00:29:48,743 --> 00:29:51,808
Wow. Savage. What
you gonna do for yours?

607
00:29:51,812 --> 00:29:54,745
Just Sarah and Orla and some,
uh, some pasta Alfredo?

608
00:29:54,749 --> 00:29:56,949
Three glasses of Chablis
if you're feeling naughty,

609
00:29:56,954 --> 00:29:58,315
and lights out by 11?

610
00:29:58,319 --> 00:30:00,885
That actually sounds really nice to me.

611
00:30:00,889 --> 00:30:01,952
- Right.
- Mm-hmm.

612
00:30:01,956 --> 00:30:04,821
But listen, um, Gary...
You... you know Gary?

613
00:30:04,825 --> 00:30:06,257
Yeah. Yeah. I... I know... I know Gary.

614
00:30:06,261 --> 00:30:09,159
- Okay.
- Nice little poseable action figure.

615
00:30:09,163 --> 00:30:12,029
- Does he have any genitals?
- Oh, yes, yes.

616
00:30:12,033 --> 00:30:14,531
- Yes.
- He does. Mm-hmm.

617
00:30:14,535 --> 00:30:16,366
Gary has, uh, an early start.

618
00:30:16,370 --> 00:30:18,701
Okay. Gary's gotta be fresh
for the big meet!

619
00:30:18,705 --> 00:30:23,206
Okay. Uh, thank you.
Happy birthday. Um...

620
00:30:23,210 --> 00:30:25,441
Oh, did you, uh, did you
get the kids' present?

621
00:30:25,445 --> 00:30:27,143
They've... they've made
something for you.

622
00:30:27,147 --> 00:30:30,213
What? No. They made me something?

623
00:30:30,217 --> 00:30:33,549
No, I didn't... that didn't
get to me. What... when?

624
00:30:33,553 --> 00:30:35,151
When you arrived, who...
who did you give it to?

625
00:30:35,155 --> 00:30:36,920
Yeah, we... I don't know.

626
00:30:36,924 --> 00:30:38,087
We left it with one of the people.

627
00:30:38,091 --> 00:30:40,256
They said they would
give it to you, but...

628
00:30:40,260 --> 00:30:42,156
- Fine. Okay. No, I'll... I'll find it.
- Yeah.

629
00:30:42,161 --> 00:30:44,993
I'm gonna find it
because it'll be logged.

630
00:30:44,998 --> 00:30:46,862
What did it... what did it look like?

631
00:30:46,866 --> 00:30:49,097
Um, like... like a present.

632
00:30:49,101 --> 00:30:52,134
It had... it... it... It had
rabbit wrapping paper.

633
00:30:52,138 --> 00:30:53,537
All right. Got it.

634
00:30:54,807 --> 00:30:55,971
Fine, uh...

635
00:30:55,975 --> 00:30:57,674
- Thank... thanks for coming.
- Yeah.

636
00:30:58,777 --> 00:31:03,645
You know, I might be getting
out from the firm finally.

637
00:31:03,649 --> 00:31:05,914
So we'll, we should... we'll talk more.

638
00:31:05,918 --> 00:31:08,583
It's great, actually, because
maybe, you know, they'll, uh,

639
00:31:08,587 --> 00:31:10,752
stop sending their goons to the park

640
00:31:10,756 --> 00:31:12,054
to talk to the nanny

641
00:31:12,058 --> 00:31:15,325
about how often you lose
your temper with the kids.

642
00:31:17,029 --> 00:31:21,696
Sorry. Obviously... obviously
that's not... that's not cool.

643
00:31:21,700 --> 00:31:25,333
I'll... I'll... I'll handle it.
I'm sorry.

644
00:31:25,337 --> 00:31:26,800
I'm... I'm sorry, I didn't mean...

645
00:31:26,804 --> 00:31:28,069
Uh... on your birthday.

646
00:31:28,073 --> 00:31:29,669
You didn't wanna burst my...
burst my birthday bubble?

647
00:31:29,673 --> 00:31:31,171
- I didn't.
- Well, good job.

648
00:31:31,176 --> 00:31:34,208
- Okay.
- Okay. Uh, rabbits, rabbit paper.

649
00:31:34,212 --> 00:31:35,511
- Rabbits.
- Got it.

650
00:31:40,251 --> 00:31:41,550
Give my love to Kevin.

651
00:31:42,087 --> 00:31:43,486
Gary.

652
00:31:48,326 --> 00:31:51,959
Why didn't that get to me?
Can we trace that gift, please?

653
00:31:51,963 --> 00:31:53,829
- Priority one.
- Yes. Absolutely.

654
00:31:55,099 --> 00:31:57,963
Hey, cool shoes, man. Orthopedics?

655
00:32:02,339 --> 00:32:05,071
Are they playing from the approved
playlist in the main room?

656
00:32:05,075 --> 00:32:08,074
Because my... my... my thing
was all bangers all the time.

657
00:32:08,078 --> 00:32:09,642
Yeah? All bangers all the time.

658
00:32:09,646 --> 00:32:11,144
- I... think so.
- Yeah?

659
00:32:11,148 --> 00:32:12,879
They're stopping.
Let's read the playlist.

660
00:32:12,883 --> 00:32:15,045
Listen, this is nothing.
It's... it's... it's nothing,

661
00:32:15,050 --> 00:32:17,716
but can we... can we get
Connor to lose his coat?

662
00:32:17,721 --> 00:32:20,020
- Sure.
- Yeah, it's nothing.

663
00:32:20,024 --> 00:32:22,122
He's... he's souring the vibe.

664
00:32:22,126 --> 00:32:25,091
And he's making everyone
feel cold. It's not cold, is it?

665
00:32:25,095 --> 00:32:26,759
No. It's at a good level.

666
00:32:26,763 --> 00:32:29,795
Exactly. So let's encourage him
to remove his coat, if he wants,

667
00:32:29,799 --> 00:32:31,232
loosen this thing up.

668
00:32:33,202 --> 00:32:34,834
Look, it just... it just... it just...

669
00:32:34,838 --> 00:32:37,904
it just feels like
an asshole's birthday party.

670
00:32:37,908 --> 00:32:40,038
And my thing from the very
first meeting was that

671
00:32:40,043 --> 00:32:42,143
it shouldn't feel like
an asshole's birthday party.

672
00:32:42,148 --> 00:32:43,247
Yeah.

673
00:32:45,081 --> 00:32:48,414
- Hey, Ken.
- Hey, Greg! The snitch bitch.

674
00:32:48,418 --> 00:32:54,386
You're... Yeah. Well...
Uh, I've had too much, uh,

675
00:32:54,390 --> 00:32:55,922
can I have one... one moment with you?

676
00:32:55,926 --> 00:32:57,723
I'm about to do my set, so...

677
00:32:57,727 --> 00:33:00,993
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Let's ride. Um, yeah, I...

678
00:33:00,997 --> 00:33:03,228
I was wondering about
something because, uh,

679
00:33:03,232 --> 00:33:05,461
I was just about to ask Comfry out

680
00:33:05,466 --> 00:33:08,933
and then she said this slightly
worrying thing about, um,

681
00:33:08,938 --> 00:33:11,167
how... how she might have
to do, like, a press brief...

682
00:33:11,172 --> 00:33:14,705
You were gonna ask Comfry out?
Comfry, my employee Comfry?

683
00:33:14,710 --> 00:33:16,706
Um, yeah. But... but is that right?

684
00:33:16,711 --> 00:33:19,443
I mean, are you... Do you
have to spin against me?

685
00:33:19,448 --> 00:33:22,447
Because I feel like things
are kind of slowing down

686
00:33:22,451 --> 00:33:23,915
in... in that regard, right?

687
00:33:23,919 --> 00:33:27,686
No. And she's out of your league, bro.

688
00:33:27,690 --> 00:33:30,055
Well, yeah, I... I... I...
I don't see it that way.

689
00:33:30,059 --> 00:33:31,792
What if I wanna ask her out?

690
00:33:32,962 --> 00:33:34,926
- Uh...
- Inappropriate. But no.

691
00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:36,995
It's best you don't, okay?

692
00:33:36,999 --> 00:33:39,097
Too complicated. She works for me.

693
00:33:39,101 --> 00:33:42,133
Clean lines. Church and State, okay?

694
00:33:42,137 --> 00:33:45,470
Okay. I mean, it doesn't... I...
I don't think it really matters

695
00:33:45,474 --> 00:33:48,106
- because, uh, things are...
- Well, I said no, Greg.

696
00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:49,707
- Sorry?
- I said no.

697
00:33:49,711 --> 00:33:52,278
Jesus, dude. Duh!

698
00:33:53,381 --> 00:33:56,214
You're like the world's
biggest fucking parasite.

699
00:33:56,218 --> 00:33:57,748
You're a human tapeworm.

700
00:33:57,752 --> 00:34:00,618
Maybe stop feeding
on your own fucking family,

701
00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:03,156
and try sucking some
blood elsewhere. Yeah?

702
00:34:05,427 --> 00:34:08,092
What?

703
00:34:08,096 --> 00:34:09,729
- I'm kidding.
- Okay.

704
00:34:10,632 --> 00:34:12,729
- Or am I?
- I have... I have...

705
00:34:12,733 --> 00:34:14,131
Are... are you kidding? I...

706
00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:17,236
I'm not kidding. Am I, or am I?

707
00:34:20,574 --> 00:34:21,640
What's up?

708
00:34:22,343 --> 00:34:23,509
Wow.

709
00:34:26,813 --> 00:34:28,480
Fucking asshole, man.

710
00:34:42,329 --> 00:34:45,194
Look at their faces. So fucking dour.

711
00:34:45,198 --> 00:34:46,495
It's a festivity.

712
00:34:46,499 --> 00:34:48,364
People are supposed to be festive.

713
00:34:48,368 --> 00:34:49,898
It's fucking bullshit.

714
00:34:49,902 --> 00:34:52,570
Roman and Dad necking
in the catbird seat.

715
00:34:55,175 --> 00:34:57,039
Did you know anything
about this buyout thing?

716
00:34:57,043 --> 00:34:59,975
Why is no one happy?
What... what... what is this?

717
00:34:59,979 --> 00:35:03,979
Babe, you're harshing your
own mellow, just calm down.

718
00:35:08,688 --> 00:35:11,418
I mean, that is some
substantial rigging.

719
00:35:11,423 --> 00:35:14,322
- What do you think that cost?
- I don't know, baby.

720
00:35:14,327 --> 00:35:16,556
Hi, Connor. I'd like to offer you

721
00:35:16,561 --> 00:35:18,193
a complimentary cashmere sweater.

722
00:35:18,198 --> 00:35:20,295
We're handing them out
to prestige guests.

723
00:35:20,299 --> 00:35:22,132
I have my coat. I'm fine.

724
00:35:23,736 --> 00:35:26,101
Well, the coat check
was supposed to take that,

725
00:35:26,105 --> 00:35:28,003
but I'd be happy to.

726
00:35:28,007 --> 00:35:30,871
Respectfully, I don't
trust those things.

727
00:35:30,876 --> 00:35:34,711
I lost a Norwegian Wool in a
fusion restaurant in Vancouver.

728
00:35:36,816 --> 00:35:38,513
Kendall would really appreciate it

729
00:35:38,518 --> 00:35:40,713
- if you took the sweater.
- What?

730
00:35:40,718 --> 00:35:41,968
Hey, my partner is cold

731
00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,851
and he'd like to keep
his fucking coat on, okay?

732
00:35:43,855 --> 00:35:45,226
And he's running to
be the next President

733
00:35:45,230 --> 00:35:46,487
of the United States of America,

734
00:35:46,491 --> 00:35:48,726
so maybe you should show
him some fucking respect.

735
00:35:54,499 --> 00:35:56,132
She would not fuck off.

736
00:35:56,602 --> 00:35:57,767
Yeah, she did.

737
00:36:00,439 --> 00:36:02,470
Hi, I had to kill a man for it,

738
00:36:02,474 --> 00:36:04,436
but step aside, hombre, let me in.

739
00:36:04,441 --> 00:36:06,606
I'm sorry, sir. I really can't.
He said you're not coming in.

740
00:36:06,610 --> 00:36:08,408
Yeah. He was joking.
That's my brother, okay?

741
00:36:08,413 --> 00:36:09,777
- You can Google it. It's not a...
- Sir.

742
00:36:09,781 --> 00:36:10,845
Are you touching me?

743
00:36:10,850 --> 00:36:13,381
This man is groping the guests.
You do not have my permission.

744
00:36:13,385 --> 00:36:15,225
You do not have my
permission to touch me.

745
00:36:23,795 --> 00:36:25,126
Hey.

746
00:36:25,130 --> 00:36:27,529
There you are, fucking hiding from me.

747
00:36:27,534 --> 00:36:28,866
Like a human VPN.

748
00:36:29,768 --> 00:36:31,866
- How you doing?
- I'm all right.

749
00:36:31,870 --> 00:36:36,370
I'm just, uh, you know,
you can fill in the blanks.

750
00:36:36,374 --> 00:36:38,705
No, I hear you.
It's fucking life, right?

751
00:36:38,709 --> 00:36:39,940
It's fucking exhausting.

752
00:36:39,944 --> 00:36:42,810
I just wanna find a good pussy
and get out, you know.

753
00:36:42,814 --> 00:36:43,944
Uh-huh.

754
00:36:43,948 --> 00:36:46,811
- Mission, side mission.
- I hear you, man.

755
00:36:46,816 --> 00:36:48,648
I fucking love pussy. You see my mom's?

756
00:36:48,653 --> 00:36:50,617
Yeah.

757
00:36:50,621 --> 00:36:51,786
You seen my mom's?

758
00:36:51,790 --> 00:36:53,952
- Yeah.
- It's not... it's not great.

759
00:36:53,957 --> 00:36:57,056
No, um, sure. I mean,
not touching that one.

760
00:36:57,061 --> 00:36:59,726
Um, question.

761
00:36:59,730 --> 00:37:02,493
My old man got a little bit
grumpy this morning,

762
00:37:02,498 --> 00:37:04,797
but you weren't trying
to humiliate him, right? I mean,

763
00:37:04,802 --> 00:37:07,834
everyone says, I mean,
fucking everyone says,

764
00:37:07,838 --> 00:37:10,203
last big legacy content library,

765
00:37:10,207 --> 00:37:12,674
last fucking super app
streaming platform.

766
00:37:14,744 --> 00:37:17,110
We fit obviously, right?

767
00:37:17,114 --> 00:37:18,746
- People say we fit.
- Yeah.

768
00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:22,782
Well, I guess I do have
one question, though.

769
00:37:22,786 --> 00:37:24,383
Yeah, hit me up.

770
00:37:24,387 --> 00:37:26,053
When will your father die?

771
00:37:27,290 --> 00:37:29,388
When will... When will my father die?

772
00:37:29,392 --> 00:37:30,991
- Yeah.
- Um...

773
00:37:32,829 --> 00:37:34,562
Like, I don't wanna be rude, but...

774
00:37:35,465 --> 00:37:37,463
what kinda shape is he in?

775
00:37:37,467 --> 00:37:41,567
We're talking less than a year,
or it's more like five years?

776
00:37:41,571 --> 00:37:43,904
- Um...
- 'Cause if it's five, that's...

777
00:37:44,874 --> 00:37:46,138
- it's a long time.
- Uh-huh.

778
00:37:46,142 --> 00:37:47,902
It... it would be better
sooner, wouldn't it?

779
00:37:49,646 --> 00:37:51,811
No, no, no. I know, like,
we're... we're laughing here,

780
00:37:51,815 --> 00:37:53,912
but you know, that is my dad,
so, you know...

781
00:37:53,916 --> 00:37:55,514
- Right. Yeah.
- Go easy there, chief!

782
00:37:55,519 --> 00:37:57,883
- No, I... I can tell that it's a bit weird for you.
- That's okay.

783
00:37:57,887 --> 00:38:00,520
It's just I... I don't like
the idea of a man...

784
00:38:02,258 --> 00:38:04,323
- hanging over me.
- Oh, fuck yeah.

785
00:38:04,327 --> 00:38:06,457
No, I... I can understand.
Who the fuck wants that? Yeah.

786
00:38:06,461 --> 00:38:09,793
The guru guy who's fucking...
fucking bullshit, you know?

787
00:38:09,798 --> 00:38:11,296
- Okay.
- 'Cause it's...

788
00:38:11,300 --> 00:38:13,265
it's not my world, media.

789
00:38:13,269 --> 00:38:14,468
- Yeah.
- So...

790
00:38:15,571 --> 00:38:19,872
- His death would clear space.
- Mm-hmm.

791
00:38:19,876 --> 00:38:22,207
- With due respect.
- Yeah. No, no, no. No, no, no.

792
00:38:22,211 --> 00:38:24,877
I know. Um, I mean, like,
we're all obviously...

793
00:38:24,881 --> 00:38:27,243
hugely looking forward
to my father dying,

794
00:38:27,248 --> 00:38:30,314
but, um, there... there's
another shape to this.

795
00:38:30,319 --> 00:38:33,817
How about you never ever
have to speak to him?

796
00:38:33,821 --> 00:38:36,121
I mean, you work out of, uh, Austin,

797
00:38:36,126 --> 00:38:38,722
London, Stockholm, Geneva, whatever.

798
00:38:38,726 --> 00:38:41,025
Totally separate corporate identities,

799
00:38:41,029 --> 00:38:43,694
- and StarGo we burn, obviously.
- Yes.

800
00:38:43,698 --> 00:38:45,162
- Yes, please.
- Okay.

801
00:38:45,166 --> 00:38:47,598
Like burn the codes and fucking...

802
00:38:47,602 --> 00:38:49,934
- ... acid bath those servers!
- Fucking we can do that.

803
00:38:49,938 --> 00:38:51,402
We can do that together. Let's do it.

804
00:38:51,406 --> 00:38:53,570
- Yeah.
- Absolutely. I mean, GoJo full bore.

805
00:38:53,574 --> 00:38:55,639
I mean, our library, our firepower,

806
00:38:55,643 --> 00:38:57,141
our relationships for content.

807
00:38:57,145 --> 00:38:59,310
And like good shit,
you know what I mean?

808
00:38:59,314 --> 00:39:02,744
Like not fucking gay moms
and wheelchair kids bullshit,

809
00:39:02,749 --> 00:39:05,815
like popular actual good shit.

810
00:39:05,820 --> 00:39:07,951
And on the occasion that
you need to send up

811
00:39:07,955 --> 00:39:10,153
a fucking smoke signal from Geneva,

812
00:39:10,157 --> 00:39:11,854
then that goes through me.

813
00:39:11,858 --> 00:39:13,823
You won't ever, ever
have to deal with him.

814
00:39:13,827 --> 00:39:16,126
- All right.
- Or see him, or talk to him, or hear... nothing.

815
00:39:16,130 --> 00:39:21,162
And you know that StarGo truly,
truly is a piece of shit.

816
00:39:21,167 --> 00:39:23,665
It's a piece of shit. I know.

817
00:39:23,670 --> 00:39:25,985
I like to open it just to see how long

818
00:39:25,990 --> 00:39:28,137
it takes for the landing page to load.

819
00:39:28,142 --> 00:39:30,775
It is a piece of shit.
Hey, why don't we, um...

820
00:39:33,047 --> 00:39:36,479
Why don't we just, like, take
a big old piss on our app?

821
00:39:36,483 --> 00:39:39,082
I'm going to open up
the app on my phone,

822
00:39:39,086 --> 00:39:41,550
and we can stream some piss
on our little streaming platform.

823
00:39:41,554 --> 00:39:43,618
- How's that sound?
- Fuck yeah.

824
00:39:43,622 --> 00:39:45,754
Nineteen, twenty...

825
00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:49,091
- ... twenty-one, twenty-two.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

826
00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:53,395
So, I can't piss near
other men due to...

827
00:39:53,399 --> 00:39:55,331
we don't know what reason, but please.

828
00:39:55,335 --> 00:39:57,633
- Go ahead.
- Don't mind if I do.

829
00:39:57,638 --> 00:39:59,736
Yeah. Enjoy.

830
00:40:04,677 --> 00:40:07,142
So, I know GoJo is your baby,

831
00:40:07,146 --> 00:40:09,911
and we do not wanna
interfere with that at all.

832
00:40:09,915 --> 00:40:11,947
- You're the genius.
- Damn right I am.

833
00:40:11,951 --> 00:40:14,383
Yep, so bearing that in mind,

834
00:40:14,387 --> 00:40:16,487
would you consider meeting with my dad?

835
00:40:18,924 --> 00:40:20,088
Yeah.

836
00:40:20,092 --> 00:40:23,658
And you'd be interested
in selling to us maybe?

837
00:40:23,662 --> 00:40:28,463
Yeah, well, if all this
is true, then... yeah.

838
00:40:28,467 --> 00:40:30,932
- How's Monday?
- Monday is great.

839
00:40:30,937 --> 00:40:33,134
And if I were to shake your
hand right now, could I go

840
00:40:33,138 --> 00:40:35,637
tell my dad that I basically
just bought GoJo for him?

841
00:40:35,641 --> 00:40:37,238
No.

842
00:40:37,242 --> 00:40:39,307
But you can tell him
I'm in the conversation.

843
00:40:39,311 --> 00:40:42,544
- Fucking A, I'll take it.
- Okay. Take this.

844
00:40:42,548 --> 00:40:43,979
Will do.

845
00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:45,213
Are we amazing?

846
00:40:45,217 --> 00:40:46,915
I think I might be the best
businessman in America.

847
00:40:46,919 --> 00:40:50,985
Hey, check this out.
Still fucking loading.

848
00:40:50,989 --> 00:40:53,421
- You piece of shit.
- Shit.

849
00:40:53,425 --> 00:40:55,689
Fuck you!

850
00:40:55,693 --> 00:40:57,825
Okay. If you wanna put on the harness,

851
00:40:57,829 --> 00:41:01,062
you can tuxedo up,
step up onto the footrest.

852
00:41:01,066 --> 00:41:02,730
Then we'll strap you in.

853
00:41:02,734 --> 00:41:06,467
You'll have 30 seconds,
and the rig will fly you up

854
00:41:06,471 --> 00:41:07,701
and into position.

855
00:41:07,705 --> 00:41:10,405
You'll have a three, two, one,

856
00:41:10,409 --> 00:41:12,473
and you'll see the green light, okay?

857
00:41:12,477 --> 00:41:14,575
That's the countdown to the intro.

858
00:41:14,579 --> 00:41:17,480
You ready? You ready
to crucify Billy Joel?

859
00:41:18,383 --> 00:41:19,514
Yeah, yeah.

860
00:41:19,518 --> 00:41:22,249
I'm just kidding. You're gonna be great.

861
00:41:22,253 --> 00:41:25,785
Remember the thing he said
about the rig spiraling,

862
00:41:25,789 --> 00:41:30,123
so just, like, keep still, yeah?
That sounded serious.

863
00:41:30,127 --> 00:41:31,760
Okay. Harness, then Mic.

864
00:41:33,931 --> 00:41:36,231
Ready to rock? You wanna get changed?

865
00:41:37,034 --> 00:41:39,501
Yeah, you know what? Uh...

866
00:41:41,372 --> 00:41:42,837
I don't think I'm gonna do this.

867
00:41:43,574 --> 00:41:44,637
You don't wanna do it?

868
00:41:44,642 --> 00:41:49,409
No, it's... it's... It's bullshit. No.

869
00:41:49,413 --> 00:41:51,796
Because you did say
if you don't lean right in,

870
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,112
it could come across dumb.

871
00:41:53,117 --> 00:41:56,382
And your speech kind of
tees it up with a kind of ironic,

872
00:41:56,386 --> 00:41:58,744
"This is the culmination
of my life's journey,

873
00:41:58,749 --> 00:42:00,749
to be crucified to save
you morons, and..."

874
00:42:00,754 --> 00:42:02,186
I'm not doing it. It's... it's...

875
00:42:02,191 --> 00:42:06,157
it's like 15 layers overdetermined
master's degree fucking hokum.

876
00:42:06,162 --> 00:42:08,760
Let's just... let's just pull it.
I mean, what... what is it?

877
00:42:08,764 --> 00:42:11,897
It's dressed in a tuxedo,
nailed to a cross,

878
00:42:11,901 --> 00:42:13,963
singing "Honesty" by Billy Joel?

879
00:42:13,968 --> 00:42:15,467
It doesn't make any fucking sense.

880
00:42:15,472 --> 00:42:18,139
Uh, what about the Tiny Wu-Tang?

881
00:42:19,275 --> 00:42:21,542
Ah, fuck. Uh...

882
00:42:23,379 --> 00:42:25,646
I don't know. I don't...
You know what? I don't think so.

883
00:42:26,116 --> 00:42:28,046
No? Okay.

884
00:42:28,050 --> 00:42:30,817
Tell 'em they've got it
all ahead of them. Yeah.

885
00:42:34,889 --> 00:42:37,422
That's a fucking relief.

886
00:42:43,365 --> 00:42:45,196
♪ Make a turn and dip
with the bass on max ♪

887
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,232
♪ Yeah, they heard my shit
yeah, they heard my shit ♪

888
00:42:47,236 --> 00:42:48,933
♪ Streaming, no CDs ♪

889
00:42:48,937 --> 00:42:50,467
♪ No burners skipped got the playlist ♪

890
00:42:50,471 --> 00:42:52,469
♪ There I don't burn and rip
on the M25 ♪

891
00:42:52,474 --> 00:42:54,672
♪ Yeah, I swerve and slip
yeah, I swerve and slip ♪

892
00:42:54,676 --> 00:42:56,174
♪ Took a pop and a car rolled up ♪

893
00:42:56,178 --> 00:42:58,109
♪ And they said, "Swear down"
and I said, "Don't gas me" ♪

894
00:42:58,113 --> 00:43:00,111
♪ They said, "Fam, you're a star
can I get a quick pic ♪

895
00:43:00,115 --> 00:43:01,946
♪ For the 'gram?"
And I said, "Don't gas me" ♪

896
00:43:01,950 --> 00:43:03,413
♪ Messed around one pretty brown ting ♪

897
00:43:03,417 --> 00:43:05,682
♪ Said she love me long time
and I said, "Don't gas me" ♪

898
00:43:05,686 --> 00:43:07,050
♪ I went shop and the boss man said ♪

899
00:43:07,054 --> 00:43:09,620
♪ "Don't pay me, it's fine"
and I said, "What" ♪

900
00:43:09,624 --> 00:43:11,522
♪ You ain't gotta gas I'm gas, fam... ♪

901
00:43:17,465 --> 00:43:19,029
Oh, hey.

902
00:43:19,033 --> 00:43:22,666
- Hey, Comf, how's it going?
- Hey. Good.

903
00:43:22,670 --> 00:43:25,135
- Yeah?
- Yeah, it's good.

904
00:43:25,139 --> 00:43:29,173
Ken had me try to call
Springsteen to rescue the vibe

905
00:43:29,177 --> 00:43:33,610
and then that got countermanded
and now I'm working on a...

906
00:43:33,614 --> 00:43:37,947
jetpack for him to leave through
the retractable ceiling

907
00:43:37,951 --> 00:43:40,451
that takes 48 hours to move, so...

908
00:43:41,188 --> 00:43:43,286
Okay.

909
00:43:43,290 --> 00:43:46,890
Yeah, I mean a lot of the ideas
are jokes, but some aren't.

910
00:43:46,894 --> 00:43:50,228
Very weird. Yes, indeed.

911
00:43:54,101 --> 00:43:55,198
What?

912
00:43:55,203 --> 00:43:59,470
No, me... No, nothing. Yeah.
Ye... Yeah, um...

913
00:43:59,475 --> 00:44:03,605
It's stupid, but earlier, um,

914
00:44:03,610 --> 00:44:05,408
before I heard you were gonna

915
00:44:05,412 --> 00:44:07,343
orchestrate a smear campaign against me,

916
00:44:07,347 --> 00:44:09,278
I... I was actually gonna ask you

917
00:44:09,282 --> 00:44:11,880
if you wanted to grab a drink sometime.

918
00:44:11,885 --> 00:44:14,114
Oh, okay.

919
00:44:14,119 --> 00:44:17,585
Yeah, but then, um, Kendall,

920
00:44:17,590 --> 00:44:20,455
you know, Ken... Kendall, he said, um...

921
00:44:20,459 --> 00:44:22,490
He said what?

922
00:44:22,494 --> 00:44:28,095
He just said maybe not.
Clean lines. Church and State.

923
00:44:28,100 --> 00:44:30,200
Wrong time, wrong place. But...

924
00:44:31,237 --> 00:44:32,302
but maybe...

925
00:44:33,305 --> 00:44:35,869
when... when you're not
working for him anymore

926
00:44:35,874 --> 00:44:37,805
and trying to destroy my reputation

927
00:44:37,810 --> 00:44:39,842
- and, and such...
- You know, I've spent a week

928
00:44:39,846 --> 00:44:42,477
researching where to get
lunchboxes from the '80s

929
00:44:42,481 --> 00:44:44,512
to serve canapes from?

930
00:44:44,516 --> 00:44:46,181
Like the one he used to take to school.

931
00:44:46,185 --> 00:44:48,515
And then he decided that
he didn't want lunchboxes,

932
00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:51,385
and so now I have all these He-Man
lunchboxes in my apartment,

933
00:44:51,389 --> 00:44:53,221
and I have to resell them on eBay,

934
00:44:53,225 --> 00:44:55,091
and his office wants receipts.

935
00:44:57,428 --> 00:45:01,464
So if you wanna ask me out,
then ask me out.

936
00:45:02,668 --> 00:45:05,434
- Do you wanna go out sometime?
- Yes.

937
00:45:05,871 --> 00:45:06,970
Great.

938
00:45:09,007 --> 00:45:12,774
Wow. She's... she's
really dancing there.

939
00:45:12,778 --> 00:45:14,508
Very... very emancipated.

940
00:45:14,512 --> 00:45:15,943
♪ No burners skipped got the playlist ♪

941
00:45:15,947 --> 00:45:18,746
♪ There I don't burn and rip
on the M25... ♪

942
00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:20,849
Do you know what she's taken?

943
00:45:21,852 --> 00:45:23,786
I don't think she's taken anything.

944
00:45:24,656 --> 00:45:27,923
Just getting the demons out, I guess.

945
00:45:29,260 --> 00:45:31,525
Hey, you found the gift from my kids?

946
00:45:31,529 --> 00:45:36,330
Um, I don't believe so.

947
00:45:36,334 --> 00:45:40,202
No? Uh-huh. Well, uh...
Okay. That's not good.

948
00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:43,238
Uh, will you give us a moment, please?

949
00:45:50,782 --> 00:45:55,650
They made me something
apparently, so I gotta find it.

950
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,658
Hey, Ken, it'll... it'll turn up.

951
00:46:06,663 --> 00:46:09,529
Uh-huh. Well, it won't turn up
if we don't look for it.

952
00:46:09,533 --> 00:46:12,367
- Well, I know that.
- Sorry, I'm sorry.

953
00:46:13,204 --> 00:46:14,336
I'm just saying.

954
00:46:15,339 --> 00:46:17,505
Where the fuck is it?

955
00:46:27,017 --> 00:46:28,850
Hey, Ken, take a break.

956
00:46:31,955 --> 00:46:33,254
Would you like my gift?

957
00:46:35,325 --> 00:46:40,094
Yeah. Yes, I would.
Yes, I would love that.

958
00:46:52,208 --> 00:46:55,975
- It's a watch.
- Okay. Wow. Yeah. Thanks.

959
00:46:55,979 --> 00:46:58,511
- Thanks, Nay.
- I'm, like, really bad at presents.

960
00:46:58,515 --> 00:47:00,244
- It... I like it, all right.
- Just... just give it back.

961
00:47:00,248 --> 00:47:01,947
- No, I like it. I like it.
- No, it's fine. It's fine.

962
00:47:01,951 --> 00:47:03,815
Thanks, Nay. Is it, uh...

963
00:47:03,819 --> 00:47:06,551
Can I see? Is it...
is it... is it, um...

964
00:47:06,555 --> 00:47:08,988
- inscribed, or...
- No, it's just a stupid watch.

965
00:47:08,992 --> 00:47:10,824
Okay? I'll get you something else.

966
00:47:12,362 --> 00:47:15,928
Do you, uh... want a blow job?

967
00:47:15,932 --> 00:47:17,965
Hah. No, it's just...

968
00:47:20,736 --> 00:47:23,903
I don't wanna be a dick,
but I... I have a watch,

969
00:47:23,907 --> 00:47:25,470
you know, I have my watch.

970
00:47:25,474 --> 00:47:26,971
It's a shitty gift, okay?

971
00:47:26,975 --> 00:47:28,841
- I'm... bad.
- No, Nay, listen.

972
00:47:31,146 --> 00:47:34,614
Yeah, I'm just trying to get
inside your head and figure out

973
00:47:35,450 --> 00:47:37,317
why you would give me this gift.

974
00:47:41,523 --> 00:47:42,688
Yeah, it's fine.

975
00:47:44,826 --> 00:47:46,259
- It's fine.
- Ken?

976
00:47:51,866 --> 00:47:54,600
Hey! Ken, come on.

977
00:47:56,671 --> 00:48:00,237
Ken, come on, seriously, okay? Look...

978
00:48:00,241 --> 00:48:02,475
- I'm gonna look for that gift.
- Hey, stop.

979
00:48:05,813 --> 00:48:09,646
Ken, Jesus. Hey, calm...
Stop, stop, stop.

980
00:48:09,651 --> 00:48:11,531
Just chill!

981
00:48:17,692 --> 00:48:18,958
I'm sorry.

982
00:48:19,861 --> 00:48:21,160
It's okay.

983
00:48:25,333 --> 00:48:26,866
This is so pathetic.

984
00:48:30,771 --> 00:48:32,003
I wish I was...

985
00:48:42,616 --> 00:48:43,849
What?

986
00:48:46,119 --> 00:48:47,486
I wish I was home.

987
00:48:48,421 --> 00:48:49,688
Let's go home.

988
00:48:51,424 --> 00:48:53,020
Are you okay?

989
00:48:53,025 --> 00:48:55,357
Yes, I'm okay, Greg. Why do
you keep asking if I'm okay?

990
00:48:55,362 --> 00:48:58,394
Well, just... I haven't seen
you smile in, like six hours.

991
00:48:58,398 --> 00:49:00,561
You don't have to smile
to be happy, Greg.

992
00:49:00,566 --> 00:49:02,898
I'm enjoying very much
thinking about myself

993
00:49:02,903 --> 00:49:05,770
and my own various skills and abilities.

994
00:49:07,207 --> 00:49:08,770
Shall we try the compliment tunnel?

995
00:49:08,774 --> 00:49:10,674
- Sure.
- It could be nice.

996
00:49:11,744 --> 00:49:13,275
- Why are you so happy?
- Ooh!

997
00:49:13,279 --> 00:49:14,410
- Me?
- Yeah.

998
00:49:14,414 --> 00:49:18,347
Well, uh, actually, because I, uh,

999
00:49:18,351 --> 00:49:21,850
I have met the most
wonderful girl in the world.

1000
00:49:21,854 --> 00:49:23,452
You're just fantastic.

1001
00:49:23,456 --> 00:49:26,288
Yes, I am amazing. Amazing.

1002
00:49:26,292 --> 00:49:28,624
I mean, it's possible she's
only going out with me

1003
00:49:28,628 --> 00:49:31,360
due to, you know, rancor or pique.

1004
00:49:31,364 --> 00:49:33,229
You're so full of grace.

1005
00:49:33,233 --> 00:49:36,232
- What's that?
- I think he said you're full of grace.

1006
00:49:36,236 --> 00:49:39,001
That's a weird thing to say.
You being sarcastic?

1007
00:49:39,005 --> 00:49:40,836
- He being sarcastic?
- No, I think it's...

1008
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:42,838
Full of gra... Full of
fucking what? What?

1009
00:49:42,842 --> 00:49:46,141
- What did you say?
- Wait. Tom, To... Easy.

1010
00:49:46,145 --> 00:49:48,674
He's just... You're
doing the job, right?

1011
00:49:48,679 --> 00:49:50,779
And he's had a little cocaine
tonight, so I think he's...

1012
00:49:50,783 --> 00:49:52,881
Dude, don't say that. Don't say that.

1013
00:49:52,885 --> 00:49:55,283
I'm a public figure who could
one day run for high office

1014
00:49:55,287 --> 00:49:57,920
or lead a Fortune 500. Don't say that.

1015
00:49:57,924 --> 00:50:00,822
All right. He's a lovely guy.

1016
00:50:00,826 --> 00:50:02,225
You're doing great work.

1017
00:50:03,930 --> 00:50:05,495
You're so merry.

1018
00:50:06,065 --> 00:50:07,429
Well, yeah, it's just...

1019
00:50:07,433 --> 00:50:10,966
I don't know. I... I'm excited
about my date. I like her.

1020
00:50:10,970 --> 00:50:13,000
- What can I say? It's exciting.
- You're the best.

1021
00:50:13,004 --> 00:50:14,969
- Thank you.
- Fuck off.

1022
00:50:14,973 --> 00:50:18,206
You seem much happier than me, Greg.

1023
00:50:18,210 --> 00:50:22,208
I feel happy, I guess.
It's not a finite pie,

1024
00:50:22,213 --> 00:50:24,010
- we can both happy.
- Uh-huh, sure.

1025
00:50:24,015 --> 00:50:26,914
But it's supposed to be me
that's happy, and it's you.

1026
00:50:26,918 --> 00:50:29,150
How did that happen? Huh?

1027
00:50:29,154 --> 00:50:31,586
I took the wrong drugs
in the wrong order,

1028
00:50:31,590 --> 00:50:32,720
and I can't get happy.

1029
00:50:32,724 --> 00:50:35,457
Well, can't you just
be happy you're free?

1030
00:50:35,461 --> 00:50:37,592
No, 'cause you've ruined it.

1031
00:50:37,596 --> 00:50:40,330
- How have I ruined it?
- I don't know. You just have.

1032
00:50:44,970 --> 00:50:46,500
- Hey, there she is.
- Hey.

1033
00:50:46,504 --> 00:50:48,502
- Hey.
- What are you up to? What's going on?

1034
00:50:48,506 --> 00:50:50,835
I heard you were speaking.
Did you get to Matsson?

1035
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:54,207
Are you okay? Onlookers reported
you having some kind of breakdown.

1036
00:50:54,212 --> 00:50:56,452
People were anxious that you
maybe swallowed your tongue.

1037
00:50:57,081 --> 00:50:58,278
Yeah, I was dancing.

1038
00:50:58,282 --> 00:50:59,844
I heard it looked like a cry for help.

1039
00:50:59,849 --> 00:51:02,948
"The Dance of the Sugar Plum Failure".

1040
00:51:02,953 --> 00:51:06,353
- Fuck you. You spoke to him?
- Uh, yup.

1041
00:51:06,357 --> 00:51:09,456
- And?
- You mind if I don't say?

1042
00:51:09,460 --> 00:51:11,389
Are you f... Okay, come on.

1043
00:51:11,394 --> 00:51:14,494
All right. Don't worry about it,
Shivvy. I'll handle it.

1044
00:51:14,499 --> 00:51:15,962
You can go cut a rug.

1045
00:51:15,966 --> 00:51:19,233
- Rome, seriously, come on.
- I am being serious.

1046
00:51:19,237 --> 00:51:21,700
I will talk to Dad and see
if he wants to loop you in.

1047
00:51:21,705 --> 00:51:23,436
He often does like to loop you in.

1048
00:51:23,441 --> 00:51:26,470
Rome, just... just fucking tell me.

1049
00:51:26,475 --> 00:51:28,672
This is important, and
I might need to finesse.

1050
00:51:28,677 --> 00:51:30,408
- Oh, you need to finesse?
- Yeah.

1051
00:51:30,413 --> 00:51:32,576
Thank you. That's kind.
How would you finesse

1052
00:51:32,581 --> 00:51:34,112
something that's done?
What, by ruining it?

1053
00:51:34,116 --> 00:51:36,548
- No, by making sure you don't...
- The thing is that Lukas and I

1054
00:51:36,552 --> 00:51:38,783
have, like, a thing, and I
don't see how you fit in.

1055
00:51:38,788 --> 00:51:40,553
You know what? If you wanna
show off to somebody,

1056
00:51:40,557 --> 00:51:42,054
maybe do it to somebody
who gives a shit.

1057
00:51:42,058 --> 00:51:44,190
You're having a very
bad day, I know that,

1058
00:51:44,194 --> 00:51:47,591
what with hearing that you have
to continue to share your apartment

1059
00:51:47,596 --> 00:51:49,494
with the old meat wardrobe,
but, you know,

1060
00:51:49,499 --> 00:51:50,896
try to keep your wig on, yeah?

1061
00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:53,030
- I'm the one in a functioning relationship.
- Sure you are.

1062
00:51:53,034 --> 00:51:55,733
I saw you, you know, I saw
you sipping Dad's champagne

1063
00:51:55,738 --> 00:51:57,336
looking like you were sucking a lemon.

1064
00:51:57,340 --> 00:51:58,736
I don't drink on workdays...

1065
00:51:58,740 --> 00:52:00,172
- You don't drink on workdays.
- ... because I have self-control.

1066
00:52:00,176 --> 00:52:01,806
Okay. That's what that is. Okay.

1067
00:52:01,810 --> 00:52:04,108
I thought maybe you were thinking
about all the dick you were gonna ride

1068
00:52:04,112 --> 00:52:06,041
- when he was inside?
- Oh, my fucking God.

1069
00:52:06,046 --> 00:52:08,611
You know what? No one likes
talking about me fucking guys

1070
00:52:08,616 --> 00:52:10,347
- as much as you do. Do you know that?
- Mm-hmm.

1071
00:52:10,351 --> 00:52:13,083
Why is that? Is that because
you're the COO who can't fuck?

1072
00:52:13,088 --> 00:52:15,987
Hmm. Mmm.

1073
00:52:15,991 --> 00:52:17,556
Did you think Tom was going to jail?

1074
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,291
- Did you? Did you?
- No, I'm happy he's not going to jail.

1075
00:52:19,295 --> 00:52:21,326
Oh, I'm sure you are.
You look really happy.

1076
00:52:21,330 --> 00:52:23,261
Did you think he was, though? Maybe?

1077
00:52:23,265 --> 00:52:24,906
He... There was a chance
he was going to jail?

1078
00:52:24,910 --> 00:52:26,127
Maybe Dad was gonna go to jail?

1079
00:52:26,131 --> 00:52:27,731
Fuck, maybe I was gonna go to jail.

1080
00:52:27,736 --> 00:52:30,134
And because Kendall's...

1081
00:52:30,138 --> 00:52:32,503
... that it was all about you.
You thought it was ladies' night

1082
00:52:32,507 --> 00:52:34,672
and they were playing your song,
but guess what?

1083
00:52:34,676 --> 00:52:37,940
You were wrong! All the men
got together in man club

1084
00:52:37,945 --> 00:52:41,313
and we decided, sweetheart,
everything's fine, so just...

1085
00:52:42,883 --> 00:52:44,678
- We got it.
- You know, he is using you

1086
00:52:44,683 --> 00:52:46,648
as a messenger boy, but as usual...

1087
00:52:46,653 --> 00:52:48,817
- Mm-hmm.
- ... you're too fucking dumb to see it.

1088
00:52:48,822 --> 00:52:51,454
It's difficult. I get it.
It's very difficult for you

1089
00:52:51,459 --> 00:52:54,791
to have to do the dance for Dad
because you just suck at dancing.

1090
00:52:54,795 --> 00:52:56,227
You're a piece of shit, you know that?

1091
00:52:56,231 --> 00:52:58,061
It turns out he loves it
when I do the Daddy dance,

1092
00:52:58,065 --> 00:52:59,630
but I guess that's because he loves me.

1093
00:52:59,634 --> 00:53:02,899
He loves fucking me, and he just
doesn't wanna fuck you anymore.

1094
00:53:02,903 --> 00:53:05,834
What are you even talking
about? You're so gross.

1095
00:53:05,839 --> 00:53:08,603
Oh, Daddy doesn't
love his little carrot top

1096
00:53:08,608 --> 00:53:11,441
even when she does her
little Daddy dance.

1097
00:53:11,445 --> 00:53:14,140
- Dad-Daddy, Dad-Daddy dance.
- I fucking hate you, man.

1098
00:53:14,145 --> 00:53:16,844
Oh, shit. Look who it is.
It's birthday boy. Hey!

1099
00:53:16,849 --> 00:53:18,913
- Happy birthday, man.
- Enough, yeah?

1100
00:53:18,918 --> 00:53:20,785
Oh, okay. Yeah. Sorry. Good night.

1101
00:53:22,889 --> 00:53:24,517
Neither of you should be in here.

1102
00:53:24,522 --> 00:53:26,954
Oh my God, you're right.
Someone call the cops!

1103
00:53:26,959 --> 00:53:28,689
Intruders have breached
the masturbatorium!

1104
00:53:28,694 --> 00:53:29,958
You're both full of shit.

1105
00:53:29,962 --> 00:53:31,826
And you came here
to fuck me behind my back.

1106
00:53:31,831 --> 00:53:33,761
And you're ghouls and you're disgusting.

1107
00:53:33,766 --> 00:53:37,132
- Sorry. Whoops.
- Can we get them out?

1108
00:53:37,137 --> 00:53:38,967
- Oh, get them out?
- Can we get them out, please?

1109
00:53:38,971 --> 00:53:41,336
Um, it's a little late for that, buddy.
I already spoke to Mattson.

1110
00:53:41,340 --> 00:53:43,438
Who hates you, by the way,
and laughs at you constantly.

1111
00:53:43,442 --> 00:53:44,538
Just stop.

1112
00:53:44,543 --> 00:53:46,508
Oh, what? Go easy on birthday boy?

1113
00:53:46,512 --> 00:53:48,179
Did you come here to see me at all?

1114
00:53:49,014 --> 00:53:50,512
You didn't, did you, Shiv?

1115
00:53:50,516 --> 00:53:53,348
Well, look, we haven't been
getting along that great lately,

1116
00:53:53,352 --> 00:53:55,686
so what do you think? Surprised?

1117
00:53:57,055 --> 00:53:59,220
GoJo was my idea.

1118
00:53:59,224 --> 00:54:01,287
- You stole my idea.
- "You stole my idea".

1119
00:54:01,292 --> 00:54:04,558
What are you, fucking six?
Dude, you lost. No big deal.

1120
00:54:04,563 --> 00:54:06,328
No need to cry about it. You lost.

1121
00:54:06,332 --> 00:54:09,529
You like the spying, Shiv?
On my daughter?

1122
00:54:09,534 --> 00:54:10,998
- Oh.
- On your niece? You like that?

1123
00:54:11,003 --> 00:54:13,435
- Okay. Lay off the drugs, Ken.
- It's not a fucking big deal.

1124
00:54:13,439 --> 00:54:15,100
- Who gives a shit?
- We are spying?

1125
00:54:15,105 --> 00:54:17,034
Yes, of... Oh, come on.
Of course we are.

1126
00:54:17,039 --> 00:54:19,037
It's a fucking party game.
He's in Dad's shit,

1127
00:54:19,042 --> 00:54:20,972
so we're up in his,
everybody's in the shit.

1128
00:54:20,977 --> 00:54:22,910
- Don't act like you're fucking clean.
- No, okay. That is disgusting.

1129
00:54:22,914 --> 00:54:25,145
It's disgusting? What, you're
siding with him now? Traitor?

1130
00:54:25,149 --> 00:54:26,747
I'm just saying there's a line, bro.

1131
00:54:26,752 --> 00:54:28,680
- Fucking Sophie and Iverson? They're kids.
- Oh, there's a line now?

1132
00:54:28,684 --> 00:54:30,482
There's a fucking line now?
No line for him,

1133
00:54:30,487 --> 00:54:32,183
no line for you,
but there's a line for me?

1134
00:54:32,188 --> 00:54:34,487
You're a bunch of stuck-up
cunts who can't fucking bear

1135
00:54:34,492 --> 00:54:36,490
to see me win. That's it.
That's all this is.

1136
00:54:36,494 --> 00:54:38,426
You're not a real person.

1137
00:54:38,430 --> 00:54:40,928
You know that? You're not a real person.

1138
00:54:40,932 --> 00:54:42,730
You're not real.

1139
00:54:42,734 --> 00:54:45,265
Come on. Why don't you hit me maybe?

1140
00:54:45,269 --> 00:54:46,965
- Come on.
- Come on, shitty Jesus.

1141
00:54:46,970 --> 00:54:50,168
You know you want to.
Just fucking hit me. Do it.

1142
00:54:50,173 --> 00:54:52,772
"I'm not a real person". Fuck you.

1143
00:54:52,776 --> 00:54:54,140
All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1144
00:54:54,144 --> 00:54:55,675
Have a good birthday, okay, fuckface?

1145
00:54:55,679 --> 00:54:58,142
- Hey, what is this?
- Oh, shit! Oh, fuck!

1146
00:54:58,147 --> 00:55:00,412
Are you okay? Happy birthday.

1147
00:55:00,417 --> 00:55:02,717
Everybody just take it easy, okay?

1148
00:55:11,595 --> 00:55:13,127
Take your coat off.

1149
00:55:15,198 --> 00:55:17,899
- Take your fucking coat off.
- That's enough. That's enough.

1150
00:55:19,002 --> 00:55:20,933
Take your fucking coat off!

1151
00:55:20,937 --> 00:55:22,652
Like a fucking eight-year-old.

1152
00:55:22,656 --> 00:55:23,836
You're an asshole.

1153
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:28,640
It's funny. It's funny.
You're gonna laugh at it later.

1154
00:55:28,644 --> 00:55:30,343
- Let's... let's...
- You're gonna wake up in the middle of the night...

1155
00:55:30,347 --> 00:55:32,879
- Let's go.
- ... and be like, "That was funny".

1156
00:55:32,883 --> 00:55:34,080
To the birthday boy.

1157
00:55:36,652 --> 00:55:38,250
Hey, you wanna go someplace else?

1158
00:55:38,255 --> 00:55:40,321
Like out, out? Now?

1159
00:55:42,926 --> 00:55:44,125
No thanks, honey.

1160
00:55:48,531 --> 00:55:50,064
I might be up for a while.

1161
00:55:54,670 --> 00:55:57,135
Hey, Dad. I nailed him.

1162
00:55:57,139 --> 00:55:59,304
I am the only child you'll ever need.

1163
00:55:59,308 --> 00:56:01,907
You can kill the others. Love you.

1164
00:56:01,911 --> 00:56:04,477
Hey, you can piss off.
I'm gonna walk home.

1165
00:56:22,331 --> 00:56:23,463
Hey.

1166
00:56:30,238 --> 00:56:32,104
I think the party's over, yeah?

1167
00:56:32,740 --> 00:56:36,108
Yeah. Just a party.

1168
00:56:37,312 --> 00:56:40,346
Let it fizzle. Come.

1169
00:58:27,888 --> 00:58:32,388
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