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♪ (STRING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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'Kay, hold on.
(SINGSONGS) Hold on.

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Okay.

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Nice.

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Oh, Rasmussen? Rasmussen.

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(GIGGLES) Hi. Hey, Tom.

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Hi.

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- I... Just put it there.
- Put this here? Okay.

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So, it's election eve,

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and guess what Father Sexmas
has brought you.

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- Why, hot, fresh polling.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

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Jimenez up by four.

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Jesus. How're you gonna play?

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I guess, I don't know...

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amplify to gin up our maniacs,

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or deny, shit on, and bury,
I guess.

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(CELL PHONE BEEPS)

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- Matsson.
- What does he want?

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Oh, you know.

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He thinks the Living Plus
stock bump is fading,

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and he wants to know
what my brothers have cooking.

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- Is he coming?
- To the party? No.

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- Ow.
- No, he doesn't wanna

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"swim around
my dad's..." (LAUGHS)

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"...bullshit, pre-election,
brain-dead, AOL-era,

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legacy media, putrid,
stuffed-mushroom fuckfest."

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Ooh. And I thought
it was gonna be fun.

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- Mm.
- (CHUCKLES)

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So, this is just
a little party prezzie

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for being such a hot
piece of ass...

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- Mm. Thank you.
- ...and such a foxy little minx.

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And, you know,
just to say that I'm really glad

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that we're hosting
this party together.

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Yeah.

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You know, and we can say
to people that we...

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had a little break
and then we're back. You know?

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- Yeah, I like that.
- TOM WAMBSGANS: Yeah.

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- What?
- Yeah. Uh-huh. (CHUCKLES)

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Uh, a... a scorpion?

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TOM: Mm.

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- Because?
- 'Cause it's...

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it's funny. (LAUGHS)

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Because... why?

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'Cause it's--
it's like-- it's a joke.

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- Who's the scorpion?
- (CHUCKLES) Um. You, I guess.

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But it's just silly, honey.
It's like, you know,

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I love you, but you kill me,
and I kill you.

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- And you... You know?
- Oh! (STAMMERS)

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Okay. Yeah, right. I-- No.
Yeah. I get it.

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- Huh! I like it.
- Good.

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- Well, you gotta
get to work. You know?
- Yeah.

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You gotta go contribute
to the great toxification.

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TOM: Gotta do my part.

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KENDALL ROY: Hey.

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- RAVA ROY: Hey.
- KENDALL: Hey.

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Are you okay?

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- How-- how's everyone doing?
- No, I'm fine. We're all fine.

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And, you know, this is fine,
but if it's legal stuff,

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I really need to keep my head
out of that right now.

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- No-- I-- Okay.
- I'd rather our people just...

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- lawyers, and...
- No, I'll just keep this brief.

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It's, um...

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Sophie doesn't want
to go to school.

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She is... freaked out
about the election.

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So-- What do you mean?
What-- Is she okay?

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- What-- what is it? What?
- RAVA: She-- she's okay.

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It's just... (GROANS) All right.

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So, on the... the weekend,
this weekend,

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someone kind of...

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she felt...

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pushed by her a little
on the street.

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But there was a comment
that she felt came from the...

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It was... All right, the guy
had on a Ravenhead shirt.

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Uh, there was a quote
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and, yeah...

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She felt it was racially tinged,
and she's been upset.

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- What did they say?
- I don't know.

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And now at school, uh,

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some kids have started
this whole anti-ATN thing,

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which is actually
very supportive,

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but, you know, it's... (SIGHS)

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...complex for her.

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Who was with her?

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Like, why--
Why was she out on the street?

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- Sixth near MOMA?
- Did you just ask me
why she was on the street?

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Yeah, I mean, someone--
You're telling me
someone pushed our daughter,

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- or whatever.
- Pushed by her.

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- She was with her friends.
- Like, where were you?

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- Where-- Where was I?
- KENDALL: Yeah.

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- Are you fucking serious?
- I'm not blaming you. I'm just--

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I'm trying to get
all the information

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before I make a decision
on our course of action.

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- You need to make a decision
if you're gonna call your dau--
- So, yeah. Where were you?

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I was raising our daughter

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- while you were fucking running
a racist news organization.
- Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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- Great. Fuck you! Come on.
- Oh, fuck me?

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- Come on.
- How fucking dare you
interrogate me

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- and the way I parent?
- Obviously, I feel bad.

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Obviously, I will do anything
to protect her.

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- Okay, you know what?
- Anything!

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Uh-huh. Okay. I'm gonna just...

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And, uh, we'll cope.

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And, I don't know, just maybe
call your fucking daughter.

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Well, obviously.
Jesus, Rava. Jesus!

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What kind of parent
do you think I am?

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You know, you have no idea
the things I'm doing.

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The things I'm working on.

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Six continents.

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Okay? I'm breaking my back,
and it's all for them.

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- (RAVA LAUGHS)
- Okay?

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And to make the world safe.

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♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

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Yeah, great. Dig on that.

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Dig to heck on that.
Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.

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Yeah, no.
We-- we love the deal.

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We just have to make sure
we know everything

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on Matsson and GoJo.
I mean, there's due diligence,

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but this is, you know,
undue diligence.

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Extra diligence. Okay?

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Okay, great.
And get that dirt on Matsson.

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Anything could be useful.

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Apparently insignificant details
could be very useful to me.

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To us. What? No--

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You're a fucking
deputy rat-fucker.

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Don't object to being
a rat-fucker, Tomas.

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It's unbecoming.

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- How you doin'?
- Hey, honey.

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<i>Bise?</i>

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- Good to see you.
- CONNOR ROY: Good to see you.

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- Hi.
- CONNOR: Hi.

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SHIV ROY: Hey, how you doing?

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- Good.
- CONNOR: Yeah.

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I just came from seeing Pop.

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Wow. Again?

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Oh, any change?

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Looking good.

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Woke up on the right side
of the coffin today, boy.

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(SHIV LAUGHS WEAKLY)

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What? I like to go.
You should go.

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Yeah? And do what? Sit there
like I'm feeding the ducks?

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Can I? Thank you
for ignoring me.

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The weird thing, honestly, is...

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how much he's not there.

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I find that consoling.

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SHIV: Well, here he is.

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- Kendall Plus.
- Hey, hey. Morning. Morning.
Sorry I'm late.

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CONNOR: Hey.

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The man who's gonna lead us
to eternal life.

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Waystar Jesus.

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(ALL LAUGH)

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You seen the polling today?

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ROMAN ROY: Okay.
That's why you're all perky.

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- SHIV: Uh-huh.
- Very exciting.

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I'm sure your Red Guards
are all, you know,

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ready to come round up
the thought criminals

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and turn police stations
into cuddle puddles.

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The exciting part
isn't the top line.

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In Alaska, I'm exploding.
Four, five, six percent.

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Right. Guys, can we do this?

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Um. I just...
I have a lot going on today.

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- SHIV: Sure.
- Very well.

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I hereby convene this funeral
management committee.

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I've sent the materials,
and I assume

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you've familiarized yourselves,
because I'm concerned.

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We're saying yes
to all Marcia's wishes,

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then all your ideas,
Pop's requirements...

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Danger the funeral could turn
into a three-day grief-a-thon.

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- Yeah. Just fuck Marcia.
- Seconded.

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- SHIV: Great.
- Carried.

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CONNOR: Nevertheless,
we really want a tight 90.

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And the central question is,
who's gonna speak?

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Oh, what? In front of the most
powerful political, cultural,

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business interests in the world?

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I mean, I-- I'm-- I'm easy.

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Right? I can speak about Dad.

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Oh, what? Your usual
malign influence material?

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- Ow! I could do it.
- ROMAN: Uh-huh.

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I think if any one of us
actually wants to do it,

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do the big number,
then we should just say,

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because probably
no one minds, right?

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- ROMAN: Hmm.
- SHIV: No? Yeah.

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- (CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
- Oh! Okay.

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Um. Will you have a think?

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Uh, I'm jumping
on the digital battle bus.

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Uh, tailgate party,
we nail it down, yeah? Okay.

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- SHIV: Sure.
- Bye-bye.

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- All right, good luck.
- ROMAN: Bye.

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(INHALES DEEPLY) Right. Um...

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So, Shiv, on the...

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One thing from us
on the tailgate.

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We were actually wondering

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about us, politically,
inviting Nate.

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Nate?

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- KENDALL: Nate.
- Sofrelli?

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- ROMAN: Mm-hmm.
- Uh... Okay.

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Tom and I kinda
had hoped that... Why?

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Uh, because it went
so well in L.A.

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You know, hats off
to the greatest showman here.

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And apologies
on the old wibble-wobble,

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and all due congratulations, but...

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Okay. So, you wanna make sure
we have a plan B...

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- ROMAN: Mm-hmm.
- ...in case we can't chase
Matsson out of town on price.

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Exactly. And we think
that's regulatory.

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We go hard regulatory.
DOJ, FTC, FCC, EU.

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- Uh-huh.
- ROMAN: No?

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I mean, I think
they might just stop it.

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SHIV: Yeah.

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But even just the threat creates
a ton more risk for Matsson.

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Kicks the deal
down the line, right?

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And Nate? He's... Right?
He's across competition,

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and he's tight with
the Jimenez folks on that. So...

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Could we get him down
so we can sell it

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on a real level
without lobbyists and all the...

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Due process?

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- KENDALL: That stuff.
- Yeah.

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- Yeah, sure, fine.
- Good.

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- SHIV: Fine.
- Okay.

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- All right, see you tonight.
- See you tonight.

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Ah! Beat me to it. (SIGHS) Oy!

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(SIGHS)

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Good, yeah?

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Yeah, good, I think so.
Yeah. What else?

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Uh, how you feeling
about the, you know,

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blowback from, uh, you know,
the firings, the bloodlust.

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- You wanna throw Hugo at that?
- Fuck it. Let's own it.

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Hey.
Hey, Lukas. Yeah, listen.

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Uh, so, they're gonna
go regulatory.

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Yeah. So you need
to be there tonight.

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Well, no. It'll be easy.
Just, my dad invited you. So...

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Yes. There's gonna be, what,

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forty thought leaders, pols,

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officials who will
actually decide this,

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and half of them
are gonna be there. Okay?

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So I am telling you
that you need to be there too.

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To counter.

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♪ (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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(YAWNS)

240
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Okay.

241
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:20,865
So, uh, hey, um.

242
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,783
There's no easy way of--
of doing this.

243
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I've done this
a couple of times this week,

244
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:27,079
and sometimes, honestly,
it just makes me cry.

245
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Um. But I wanted to offer

246
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my heartfelt appreciation
to you all.

247
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And now, I'm gonna hand over
to my colleague, Gregory Hirsch,

248
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who has more information.

249
00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:42,052
Thank you, sir.
(CLEARS THROAT) Good morning.

250
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"Good morning.
Uh, I'm here to inform you

251
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that Waystar Royco
has been looking at a range

252
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of different options in order
to drastically reduce costs,

253
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and a very difficult decision

254
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to restructure the ATN operation internationally

255
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has been taken
in order to protect

256
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the future of the business.

257
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This action was only taken
after seriously considering

258
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all available options.

259
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But if you're on this call,
this is confirmation

260
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that you are part
of the unlucky group

261
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who are having
their contract terminated

262
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with immediate effect

263
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on the grounds
of staffing redundancy.

264
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And today is
your final day of employment."

265
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Uh...

266
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Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo,
"Final day of employment."

267
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Um, "Going forward,
we intend to operate

268
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Waystar Royco international
news gathering operations

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utilizing third-party
contract-based arrangements."

270
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Uh...

271
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I'm seeing some confusion
in the chat. Um...

272
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Bu-- But, yes.
Uh, if I have been too wordy,

273
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yes, we are
letting all of you go.

274
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"Obviously, I can't
take questions on this call,

275
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but this is a very sad day.

276
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And I thank you
for your time today

277
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and your service
to Waystar Royco."

278
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Goodbye.

279
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Nice. Done.

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TOM: <i>So, this German one
with this label,</i>

282
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let's push this, okay?
Say it's a light, fruity red.

283
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:28,158
Uh, don't say it's biodynamic
and don't say it's German.

284
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:29,577
Just say it's
a light, fruity red.

285
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:32,246
And, yes, a little bit of fizz
is normal.

286
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,747
It's sophisticated. Okay?

287
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:35,416
- Hey.
- Hey.

288
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,544
It's okay. What's going on?
Wakey, wakey.

289
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:42,590
I'm just-- I'm, you know.
I'm fine. I'm tired, you know.

290
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,633
- Election eve, it's a lot.
- Yeah.

291
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,802
And turns out, I'm pre-tired.

292
00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:50,264
I'm tired about thinking
how tired I'm gonna be.

293
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,808
Because someone
isn't letting someone

294
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- get a lot of sleep.
- Oh. Well, forgive me.

295
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,772
Uh, so, we got
a couple of extra names

296
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- for the guest list.
- Right.

297
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:03,110
- Matsson is in fact coming now.
- Ooh! Because?

298
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,904
Because Dumb and Dumber
are trying to spook the deal

299
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and wanna try
doing regulatory-shit angle,

300
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and he's gonna come
and head that off. So...

301
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,454
Okay. Well, good.
That's good for me, right?

302
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,205
- I mean, my chance to dance.
- Yeah.

303
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,415
I can secure my spot...

304
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- Yeah, sure.
- ...post-Roy-pocalypse.

305
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,336
- SHIV: Mm-hmm.
- Right?

306
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:23,005
Uh, also, to push that agenda...

307
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,840
- Mm-hmm.
- Uh, they wanted to invite,

308
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,509
and I didn't feel like I had
a tactical way to say no.

309
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:29,762
Um, they want to invite Nate.

310
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:33,057
Uh...

311
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'Cause he's key
on tech and trade

312
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for Gil and Jimenez.

313
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I'm sorry, I...

314
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:42,274
It's not...

315
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:45,653
And I am genuinely sorry. Really.

316
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,323
- Sure. Nate.
- Yeah.

317
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:52,701
It'll be good to see... Nate.
What do I care?

318
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:56,497
- Uh-huh. Okay.
- It's okay.

319
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- SHIV: Thanks, honey.
- Okay.

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♪ (DRAMATIC CLASSICAL
MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

321
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(CHAMPAGNE CORK POPS)

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(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)

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♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

325
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Okay. You guys ready to spread
some regulatory anxieties?

326
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:43,335
Yeah, sure, spread those
surveillance capitalism
heebie-jeebies.

327
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,837
Yeah?
Just don't let me get stuck

328
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,463
- with the <i>Journal</i> op-ed ogres.
- Come on.

329
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:48,966
They're not all crypto-fascists
and right-wing nut jobs.

330
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,676
We also have
some venture capital Dems

331
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,052
and, uh, centrist ghouls.

332
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,054
Dad's ideological range
was wide.

333
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,472
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
- (LAUGHS) Yeah.

334
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:56,890
- Should we hit it?
- Yeah, let's hit it.

335
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,726
- Let's hit it.
- Yeah, all right.

336
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:00,436
Hittin' it, hit it.
Hey, what's up?

337
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:03,605
Not your guy's poll numbers.
Ha! Yuk, yuk, yuk.

338
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:06,108
GREG HIRSCH:
You're a little tired right now?

339
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,360
TOM: Oh, maybe a little.
Oh, man.

340
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:11,363
- Maybe drink a coffee?
- If I drink a coffee,

341
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:12,906
then I won't be able
to sleep later.

342
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,199
Think, Greg.

343
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:20,581
So, uh, anyway, listen.
Matsson is coming.

344
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:23,125
So that is gonna be my focus.

345
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:27,337
And you, if... Unless you are
truly aligning yourself

346
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:28,422
to the dumpster brothers,

347
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,048
you might wanna
sweeten that beat, too.

348
00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:31,258
- No, yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah.

349
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:33,635
I'd love to feather that bed.

350
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,763
Um. But-- but Matsson hates me.

351
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:38,390
So I think I'm team Ken-Ro.

352
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,518
Up to you, Greg.

353
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:44,229
- Okay, I'm gonna mingle.
- Yeah, mingle up.

354
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,397
ROMAN: Hey, great. Thanks.

355
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,776
(HUMMING)

356
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,569
KENDALL: Okay. Okay.

357
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,988
Looks like, uh,
Shiv's hitting Valerie.

358
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,573
- ROMAN: Mm-hmm.
- Have you seen Nate?

359
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:57,576
Uh... Yeah, no. But, uh,
Mencken's team called.

360
00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,120
Okay, because the polling?

361
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:03,123
Yeah, well, their internals
are even worse. So...

362
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:05,793
And they want what?
ATN to go full

363
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,961
"we're coming to give your guns
hormone therapy,

364
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,338
all your guns
are gonna be ladies"?

365
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,508
Yeah, well, three or four states
where Connor's one percent

366
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:16,428
are throwing things?
Yeah. It could be pivotal.

367
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,305
And, you know,
if he were to drop out,

368
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:19,932
most of the support
would go to them.

369
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,893
But his team is not...
It's just...

370
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,394
They're just refusing contact, apparently.

371
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:27,439
So they've asked if I can
convince him to drop out.

372
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:31,276
I mean... I don't know.

373
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,196
- Fuck that guy, right?
- Mencken?

374
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:37,491
I think... yeah. Victory vans.
Those O'Malley fucks.

375
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:38,826
I think fuck him.

376
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,661
I guess. I mean, it's not bad
for us to be tight with him

377
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:43,121
in case things swing
his way, right?

378
00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:46,458
Yeah, fine. I see you.
All right. I'll hit the, uh...

379
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:49,628
I'll hit the libtards.
You go help the Nazis.

380
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,213
Nazis, you got it.

381
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,134
TOM: Wait. Excuse me. Thank you.

382
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,178
- Hey.
- NATE SOFRELLI: Hey, Tom.

383
00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:00,097
- Hello, Nathaniel.
- Tom.

384
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,850
Appreciate the invite.

385
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,351
Well, I've missed you.

386
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,981
- Won't be long.
A lot going on, obviously.
- Mm-hmm.

387
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,440
Won't drink too much
of your wine.

388
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,235
No, don't you worry.
You gobble my gravadlax, pal.

389
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,736
There's plenty more
where that came from.

390
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,363
It's light and fruity.

391
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:19,199
And it's the kind of wine
that separates the connoisseurs

392
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,994
from the weekend Malbec morons.

393
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,996
LEN: Keep away
from this man, Nate.

394
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,497
- TOM: Keep away from you.
- Back.

395
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,833
- Back, foul news demon.
- TOM: No, you.
You're the foul demon.

396
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,252
- (BOTH LAUGH)
- Nice to see you, Len. Good one.

397
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,170
Fuckin' asshole.

398
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,756
- Hey.
- So sorry to interrupt.
Can I grab him for a second?

399
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,675
- WILLA FERREYRA: Yeah.
- Okay.

400
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,094
- What's up?
- Um, yeah. Just, uh...

401
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:43,765
You know... yuk yuk.
Kind of a... a biggie, actually.

402
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:46,268
And a bit last-minute.
But Mencken's team called,

403
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,979
and they wanted to know
if you might be willing to...

404
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,148
you know, drop out?

405
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,692
- Of the election?
- Yes, of the election.

406
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:56,403
You are aware that the polls
open in ten hours?

407
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:57,571
Yes, and it might be too late

408
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,531
to physically remove your name
from the ballots,

409
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,658
but if you were to release
a statement...

410
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:03,577
You know,
divert the Conhead stream

411
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:04,745
to the Mencken river?

412
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:07,247
And after all the blood
and treasure I've expended,

413
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:09,541
why on Earth
would I want to do that?

414
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,794
They said,
"For the good of the Republic."

415
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:16,465
- (LAUGHS) Yeah?
- Yeah. Yeah.

416
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:19,843
So, no? No.

417
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:22,471
Well then,
I have been authorized

418
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:25,307
to make a follow-up offer,
which is,

419
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,768
how familiar are you
with Mogadishu?

420
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,227
- Mogadishu?
- ROMAN: Mm-hmm.

421
00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:32,481
- In Somalia?
- Because they are very impressed
with your talents,

422
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:34,691
and they think that you'd be
a good fit

423
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:36,818
for an ambassadorial appointment.

424
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:40,781
Little bit car-bomby.
Hey, tell him UN.

425
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,783
- ROMAN: Okay.
- That's more my vibration, yeah?

426
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:43,784
- All right.
- Yeah?

427
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:44,785
- All right.
- Okay.

428
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:45,827
I'll-- I'll-- I'll report back.

429
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,079
- All right. Thanks.
- Thank you.

430
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:53,001
Hey. How you doin'?
Good to see you.

431
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:56,672
Hey! So, she showed.
That's good.

432
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:59,341
Guess you smoothed it over,
right, General Franco?

433
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:02,010
No. No, she's incredibly angry.

434
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,887
- (GLASS CLINKING)
- TOM: Okay, everybody.

435
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,348
Everybody.
Welcome one and all.

436
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,100
- Ken, take it away.
- KENDALL: Okay, thanks, Tom.

437
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,561
Thanks, Tom. Thank you.
Thank you. Okay, okay. Okay.

438
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:13,522
Welcome, everybody.
Welcome! Welcome!

439
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:16,942
- (GUESTS CHEERING)
- Welcome. All right.

440
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:20,737
Who we got here?
Who we got here? Carly Flight.

441
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:21,780
(GUESTS EXCLAIMING)

442
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,740
- KENDALL: Oh, shit.
- All right, okay.

443
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:26,535
The Pod Goddess.
Everybody watch out for her.

444
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,745
- (GUESTS CHUCKLING)
- Careful what you say.

445
00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:30,872
CARLY FLIGHT: That's right.
Yeah. Careful what you say.

446
00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:33,333
Larry, Mary. Lovely.
Lovely to see you guys.

447
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:36,878
Uh, who else is here?
Who's here? Len.

448
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:38,880
Len giveth and Len taketh away.

449
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,174
- (GUESTS LAUGHING)
- KENDALL: Watch out for Len.

450
00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:43,844
Uh, my guy, Nate Sofrelli,
saw the polls this morning

451
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,470
- and moonwalked here.
- (GUESTS CHUCKLE)

452
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:48,015
KENDALL: Our best to Gil
and Jimenez.

453
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,350
Everybody's here.
It's great to see you all.

454
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,394
Um... Yeah, you know, it's--

455
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:55,230
It's our-- It's our first, uh,
tailgate party

456
00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:57,441
without the big guy. Yeah.

457
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,693
But, uh,
we're still gonna live it up.

458
00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:02,029
As always,
kettle corn, over there,

459
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,697
will be shipped to whoever
is closest

460
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,073
to tomorrow's electoral count.

461
00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:07,617
- (GUESTS LAUGHING)
- And, uh...

462
00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:08,994
Yeah, this is a tough one.

463
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:11,288
But, uh,
we're all gonna stay sane,

464
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:14,458
and we're all gonna
stay friends. Yeah?

465
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,043
Uh, thanks to my sis
for hosting.

466
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,586
- (GUESTS CHEERING)
- KENDALL: Thank you, sis.

467
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:18,712
Of course.

468
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,715
But, yeah.
You know, we-- we-- we, uh...

469
00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:24,051
We didn't know
what to do this year.

470
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:27,387
Um... You know...

471
00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:32,267
We watch history.
We make history,

472
00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:34,978
and then one day, we become it.

473
00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:38,732
So, can I just--
I'd like to ask you all

474
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:42,736
for a moment of silence,
if we could, in memory.

475
00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:46,031
(GUESTS FALL SILENT)

476
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:48,492
(DOOR OPENS)

477
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:54,915
(OSKAR GUDJOHNSEN
TALKING LOUDLY IN SWEDISH)

478
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:57,918
(GUESTS MURMURING)

479
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:01,463
(SHUSHES)

480
00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:03,131
Thank you. Thank you, y'all.

481
00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:04,800
Sorry.

482
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,303
Uh. It's okay. Hey, man.
So, VIP in the house.

483
00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:11,348
Mr. Matsson, how are you?
Welcome.

484
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:13,225
Thank you. Thank you, everyone.
Thank you.

485
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,643
You know, you--
You, uh-- You don't get

486
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:17,312
my sister's triplex in the deal,
you know. Don't get greedy.

487
00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:19,981
Well, you know. Hey.
We haven't closed yet. So...

488
00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:21,274
We'll see.
We'll see what happens.

489
00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:22,567
Nice. Nice. Anyway.

490
00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:26,321
Welcome. Uh, uh. You know,
my dad-- my dad loved you all.

491
00:23:26,321 --> 00:23:29,783
We love you all. So, uh,
let's-- let's have some fun.

492
00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:30,951
Let the games begin.

493
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:33,787
- (GUESTS CHEERING)
<i>- Salud!</i> Cheers. Cheers.

494
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:35,372
All right.

495
00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:37,749
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

496
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:40,001
Okay. What the fuck
is he doing here?

497
00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:42,420
Uh... Yeah, I don't know.
Seriously, it's like, the fuck?

498
00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:44,339
- Did you-- What's--
- KENDALL: He's gonna
blow up our spot.

499
00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:47,843
Yeah, yeah. So, apparently, um,
Dad invited him, actually.

500
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:50,554
And he emailed a yes, like,
four minutes before walking in.

501
00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:51,763
- Four?
- ROMAN: Yeah.

502
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:54,057
- Do we just throw him out, then?
- I would love that. No.

503
00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:56,977
But I don't think we can afford
to be seen treating him
as the enemy.

504
00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:58,854
- Uh-huh.
- I think we hang tough. Yeah?

505
00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,981
Just stick to the plan.

506
00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,816
Regulatory. You know?

507
00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:04,651
These assholes in here?
Our assholes.

508
00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:06,444
- Yeah.
- ROMAN: Yeah. But what's
his fucking game?

509
00:24:06,444 --> 00:24:08,029
Like is he going for freak-out?

510
00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:09,823
Or is he flicking
the same beans as us?

511
00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:11,533
Well, how do you wanna play?

512
00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:14,286
Honestly, like, he, like...
There's too much peanut butter

513
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,621
between us. Can you stick close?

514
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,499
Yeah, sure.

515
00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:21,001
KENDALL:
I think just guide him away

516
00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:22,210
from the high-value targets,

517
00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:24,045
refill his glass,
run him in circles,

518
00:24:24,045 --> 00:24:25,672
tell people he's Looney Tunes
behind his back.

519
00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:27,424
- SHIV: Oh, easy.
- KENDALL:
Keep him from the big wigs.

520
00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:29,634
So, Operation, just like,
"Nuke the Luke."

521
00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:31,553
- KENDALL: Yeah.
- All right. I can do that.

522
00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:32,679
- KENDALL: Okay.
- Let's do it.

523
00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:34,014
Let's smash that Swede.

524
00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:36,725
TOM: I'm tired. It's a lot,
you know, the pre-election prep.

525
00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:37,893
- You know?
- LUKAS MATSSON: Oh, right.

526
00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:39,769
- Yeah. I bet, I bet, I bet.
- Yeah. It's a lot.

527
00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:41,104
Hey, so are you, uh...

528
00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:45,192
In the company, are you hands-on
or more of an overview guy?

529
00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:48,153
Um, I... (CHUCKLES) Interesting.

530
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,822
I... I guess...
Well, let me ask you this.

531
00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:53,867
What would you value
more highly?

532
00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:55,452
- Really? No.
- (CHUCKLES)

533
00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:57,204
Because I like to think
that I can do both.

534
00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:59,539
You know, I get my hands dirty
and clean noggin,

535
00:24:59,539 --> 00:25:01,500
and, you know, multi-tasker.

536
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,752
Okay. You're kissing my ass.

537
00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:06,379
- No! I'm not
kissing your ass, Lukas.
- No? (LAUGHS)

538
00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:09,299
- You're too smart.
You'd spot it a mile off.
- Yeah.

539
00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:10,550
- Hey!
- Hey.

540
00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:12,219
I'm about to take a shit
in your husband's mouth,

541
00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:13,553
and I'm pretty sure
he's gonna tell me

542
00:25:13,553 --> 00:25:16,139
- it tastes like coconut.
- TOM: No, no. I'm not. I'm not.

543
00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:18,308
- (SHIV LAUGHS)
- No, but seriously,

544
00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:19,935
it's a really,
really nice place.

545
00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:21,228
- TOM: Thank you.
- Thanks.

546
00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:22,979
Uh. who'll get to keep it
in the divorce?

547
00:25:22,979 --> 00:25:27,442
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
- (GREG LAUGHS LOUDLY)

548
00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:29,903
- GREG: Yeah.
- Okay, should we, uh...

549
00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:31,071
- Yeah.
- ...hit up some people?

550
00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:32,781
- TOM: Yeah. Good to see you.
- Talk to you later.

551
00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:34,074
- TOM: All right.
- Yeah.

552
00:25:34,074 --> 00:25:37,160
- GREG: It's good to see you.
- Yeah, yeah. You too, Gary.

553
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:41,998
Uh, yeah. So, you need to hit
Nate, Carly, uh, Valerie first.

554
00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:44,334
- Yeah.
- But I need to keep an eye out
for my brothers

555
00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,795
and, uh, you just need...

556
00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:49,714
You've done this before,
so just don't, um...

557
00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:51,508
- You know, don't--
- Don't? What?

558
00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:53,385
- SHIV: If you could--
- Don't scream "people are data"

559
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,803
and stick my dick in the guac?

560
00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:57,138
- Yeah, sure. Don't. Yeah.
- Don't do that.

561
00:25:57,138 --> 00:25:59,766
Yeah, you're about to
purchase one of the most
prized cultural assets

562
00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:01,476
and political communication
channels in America,

563
00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:04,771
and you need to prepare
the ground because otherwise,

564
00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:06,773
your many fucking enemies
will portray you

565
00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:09,442
as some jerk-off coder
from Gothenburg. Okay?

566
00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:12,112
I am a jerk-off coder
from Gothenburg.

567
00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:14,114
- SHIV: Well...
- Right? Right, Ebba?

568
00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:15,490
- You remember Ebba?
- Hi! Yeah.

569
00:26:15,490 --> 00:26:16,825
Good to see you again.
How are you?

570
00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:20,036
You too. Oh, I'm,
you know, who cares?

571
00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:22,455
"Who cares?" Yeah. Charming.

572
00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:23,790
Okay. Oh, uh, well,

573
00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:26,001
not that you need
to do anything about this now,

574
00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:28,169
but you should
fire your lobbyists.
Just so you know.

575
00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:30,505
You need rainmakers
and not weather forecasters.

576
00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:34,175
Sure. It-- it's just not really
my arena. I'm sorry.

577
00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:35,385
It's more Andreas--

578
00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:36,970
You don't have to apologize, Ebba.

579
00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:40,682
It's... It's just information
we're sharing. That's all.

580
00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:44,019
It's, um, social anxiety.

581
00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:47,063
The only PR person in the world
who hates talking to people.

582
00:26:47,063 --> 00:26:48,106
Oh.

583
00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:51,318
Yeah. I don't love parties,
but I'm good.

584
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:55,071
- (SHIV LAUGHS)
- Whereas I love them. I do.

585
00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:57,365
- Oh! Great.
<i>- Skål.</i>

586
00:26:57,365 --> 00:27:01,661
Yeah. So, I have a number two
who's moon-beamed on edibles,

587
00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:03,705
and a communication officer

588
00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:05,332
who's terrified
of communicating.

589
00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:07,459
Oh. Brilliant.

590
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:10,503
So, Mogadishu is a no-go.

591
00:27:10,503 --> 00:27:12,380
- Of course.
- It's a death sentence.

592
00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:14,424
Frankly, uh, we're insulted.

593
00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:16,968
- ROMAN: Oh. Are you?
- But I would like

594
00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:18,428
to roll through all the options.

595
00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:21,431
So, as a brother,
what's the top option?

596
00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:23,558
Okay, let me...
Let me have a little a look.

597
00:27:23,558 --> 00:27:25,143
I would love to get to Europe.

598
00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:27,187
Can I creep up
through the underbelly?

599
00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:28,897
Come up through the Balkans?

600
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:31,775
A couple of senior departures,
Berlin by Christmas?

601
00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:35,111
They may be willing
to talk Slovenia or Slovakia.

602
00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:36,237
Mm-hmm?

603
00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:42,035
Mm, yeah, I think I'm a no
on the Slos.

604
00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:44,704
What about South Korea? Hmm?

605
00:27:44,704 --> 00:27:49,209
South Korea. Top ten GDP,
major geopolitical player.

606
00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:51,878
I feel like that would be tough.

607
00:27:51,878 --> 00:27:55,298
- North Korea?
- Oh, easy, my liege.

608
00:27:55,298 --> 00:27:57,967
You don't know. Nobody knows.
That's the point.

609
00:27:57,967 --> 00:27:59,969
I could open it up
like Nixon did China.

610
00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:02,013
Con, they're not gonna put you
anywhere with nukes.

611
00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:03,640
Well, that's insulting.
I don't think I wanna go

612
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:04,933
anywhere that
doesn't have nukes.

613
00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:07,811
All right. Well,
how do you like Oman?

614
00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:10,105
- Oman?
- ROMAN: Yeah.

615
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:13,024
Poor man's Saudi Arabia
or rich man's Yemen?

616
00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:16,069
Hmm. I have to check.

617
00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:18,363
See what my wo-man thinks
about O-man.

618
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:19,823
- (LAUGHS)
- Nice.

619
00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:21,783
- Yup, good.
- All right, good.

620
00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:27,914
Well, I-- I guess, essentially,
I'm a self-made guy

621
00:28:27,914 --> 00:28:30,792
who came up with a really cool
product that people love.

622
00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:33,711
I send you my 9.99 a month.
I'm no hater.

623
00:28:33,711 --> 00:28:34,796
'Preciate it.

624
00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:38,091
But Daniel is troubled
by out-of-control algos.

625
00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:40,969
- He is worried that you...
- Yeah.

626
00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:44,180
...bleep-boop guys are gonna
data-mine us all to death.

627
00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:46,266
LUKAS: Yeah, no, no.
I-- I totally get that.

628
00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:48,852
And, uh, in terms of all this,

629
00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:51,104
someone's gonna pick up
the assets, right?

630
00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:53,064
So... who's that gonna be?

631
00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:58,862
Is it gonna be, and no offense,
Shiv, uh, but the failsons?

632
00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:01,698
Really? Is that a good option?

633
00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:03,074
They will do what he did,

634
00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:07,996
but they will do it stupider
and uglier, and less amenable.

635
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:09,664
And, surprisingly,

636
00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:12,041
Lukas is actually
pretty amenable.

637
00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:13,585
- Amenable?
- Yes.

638
00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,044
What about leadership at ATN?

639
00:29:15,044 --> 00:29:18,756
Well, I would definitely make
some major leadership changes

640
00:29:18,756 --> 00:29:21,092
- at the top of ATN. Yes.
- NATE: Really?

641
00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:23,011
Oh...

642
00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:26,723
Oh, Tom.

643
00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:31,603
I can't wiggle my way in there.

644
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:35,064
He's just busy
slobbering up Nate with Shiv.

645
00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:37,317
They're just talking, Greg.

646
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:42,280
Uh, can you... Can you push
a few more of these?

647
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,115
Um, and-- No, actually,
put them away

648
00:29:44,115 --> 00:29:46,367
so we create
a kind of scarcity thing?

649
00:29:47,785 --> 00:29:50,079
- Hey, man.
- Hey, man. Brother.

650
00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:53,791
Been a minute. Listen, uh...

651
00:29:53,791 --> 00:29:55,543
I know we haven't had
a chance to talk.

652
00:29:56,127 --> 00:29:57,170
I'm sorry, man.

653
00:29:58,004 --> 00:29:59,672
- Yeah.
- He was, um...

654
00:30:01,799 --> 00:30:03,968
What can I say? Jesus.
I can't imagine.

655
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:05,678
Yeah, it's tough, but, uh,

656
00:30:05,678 --> 00:30:08,806
you know,
life keeps a-rollin', right?

657
00:30:09,682 --> 00:30:11,226
But you, man.

658
00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:13,603
You throwin' off
some kingmaker vibes.

659
00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:16,105
Fuck, yeah. How's Daniel?

660
00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:18,149
- Can I shoot you names? Uh...
- Mm.

661
00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:19,609
You know, you can
make a decent, uh...

662
00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:21,736
You can make a decent cabinet
for my fucking poker night.

663
00:30:21,736 --> 00:30:25,573
Sure, yeah, yeah.
The activists would love that.

664
00:30:25,573 --> 00:30:28,493
Look, dude, I'm just gonna
give you my rap straight.

665
00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:31,371
- Okay? Is that okay?
- Uh...

666
00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:34,874
I think we could be really good
for you guys.

667
00:30:34,874 --> 00:30:38,836
Like, I'm talking major reset
of the dialogue,

668
00:30:38,836 --> 00:30:42,090
which I am personally
invested in.

669
00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:44,551
But that only happens
if this deal goes away.

670
00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:48,429
Hm. Uh-huh.

671
00:30:48,429 --> 00:30:50,807
Yeah, you know,
board-wise, shareholder-wise,

672
00:30:50,807 --> 00:30:52,475
we can't come out publicly.
But the deal,

673
00:30:52,475 --> 00:30:56,104
you should know the deal
is headed to the woodshed.

674
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:58,565
GoJo has had incredible growth.
He's a charismatic figure,

675
00:30:58,565 --> 00:30:59,857
but he's gonna get wrung out.

676
00:30:59,857 --> 00:31:03,695
And, you know, there is really
legitimate concern here.

677
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:06,698
DOJ or FTC balking
at the sports overlap?

678
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,575
The FCC over foreign ownership
of broadcast?

679
00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:10,326
Uh-oh. He's pitching me.

680
00:31:10,326 --> 00:31:11,744
KENDALL: No, I'm s--
I'm telling you.

681
00:31:11,744 --> 00:31:15,123
I think maybe CFIUS might have
a word to say about Matsson's,

682
00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:18,960
you know,
extreme political positions

683
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,129
and fucking Holocaust jokes.

684
00:31:22,672 --> 00:31:25,383
Sure. So, uh, so what?

685
00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:29,345
So, you guys come out
for regulation pretty soon,

686
00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:32,390
and we give you a better ride
in the first hundred days.

687
00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:35,685
Man, I forgot how eager you were
to get laid at a party.

688
00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:37,478
Let me check in.

689
00:31:37,478 --> 00:31:40,815
Cool. All right. Love it.
Would love to get laid.

690
00:31:43,359 --> 00:31:44,819
SHIV: Could we have the room?

691
00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:50,450
So, you're doing great.
Yeah, eminently plausible.

692
00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:52,035
- Nice wordings.
- LUKAS: Yeah? Really?

693
00:31:52,035 --> 00:31:54,245
- Yeah, yeah.
You're doing good. Yeah.
- All right. Nice, nice.

694
00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:56,289
Nate, I think,
really liked talking to you.

695
00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:57,415
And Carly loved you.

696
00:31:57,415 --> 00:31:58,791
- So, yeah.
- Oh, cool, cool.

697
00:31:58,791 --> 00:32:01,836
I wasn't sure, 'cause I don't
always read people great. So...

698
00:32:01,836 --> 00:32:03,963
SHIV: Yeah, no, it's good.
You're good.

699
00:32:03,963 --> 00:32:05,340
Yeah, you've hit the A-team,

700
00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:07,091
and so now, I think we should
build your profile with the...

701
00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:09,135
the op-ed narcissists
and the Beltway psychos.

702
00:32:09,135 --> 00:32:10,386
All right. Bang, bang, bang!

703
00:32:10,386 --> 00:32:12,305
- Yeah, sure. Yeah.
- I like this. I like this.

704
00:32:12,305 --> 00:32:14,515
You know, I thought these people
would be very complicated,

705
00:32:14,515 --> 00:32:15,767
but it's... they're not.

706
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:18,186
It's basically just, like,
money and gossip.

707
00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:19,771
- That's it.
- Oh, yeah. No, that's all it is.

708
00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:21,814
Just money and gossip.
That's everything.

709
00:32:21,814 --> 00:32:24,192
All right. Well, take me down
to the paradise city!

710
00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:25,818
- Let's do this!
- Great! Well. Mm.

711
00:32:25,818 --> 00:32:27,153
Uh... At this point,

712
00:32:27,153 --> 00:32:28,863
I think I would like
to ask the question,

713
00:32:28,863 --> 00:32:32,325
not that I don't love
heaving you around
like a great lump of pine

714
00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:34,202
and making you shine. Uh...

715
00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:37,205
But what have you done
for me lately?

716
00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:41,334
Okay, well, uh...

717
00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:45,213
What do you want?

718
00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:48,091
I-- I really like talking
to you.

719
00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:50,051
So, you-- you can have...

720
00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:51,594
You can have
whatever you want.

721
00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:56,099
Okay, so this situation's
not without risk for me.

722
00:32:56,099 --> 00:32:58,976
So if I was
to move to actively engage

723
00:32:58,976 --> 00:33:00,436
in assisting you
with the acquisition,

724
00:33:00,436 --> 00:33:01,646
then I would need to know

725
00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:04,982
that it leads to a very, very,
very significant role.

726
00:33:04,982 --> 00:33:08,194
- Three verys. Wow.
- Yeah.

727
00:33:08,194 --> 00:33:10,279
- LUKAS: Okay. Okay.
- Mm-hmm.

728
00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:12,073
Carry on.

729
00:33:12,073 --> 00:33:14,951
So, I know the company.
I know everything.

730
00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:17,662
I know my way around.
I'm collaborative.

731
00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:20,707
I have the name.
I am...

732
00:33:20,707 --> 00:33:23,459
I'm hot shit
and I'm ready to go. Okay?

733
00:33:25,628 --> 00:33:27,463
Okay, um...

734
00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:30,591
- Can I think?
- No.

735
00:33:30,591 --> 00:33:34,429
(LAUGHS) All right. Uh...

736
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,223
Okay, uh... (CHUCKLES)

737
00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:38,725
Let's-- I would hate
to lose you.

738
00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:40,309
So-- so let's, um...

739
00:33:40,309 --> 00:33:42,645
Why-- why don't we
circle back in a bit?

740
00:33:42,645 --> 00:33:44,439
- Okay? Okay.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure. Of course.

741
00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:45,857
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

742
00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:47,400
You are doing good
out there, you know?

743
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,902
- LUKAS: All right.
- You're like a self-teaching AI.

744
00:33:49,902 --> 00:33:52,155
I'm just gonna take five,
and then I'll be back

745
00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:53,948
with the dipshits and limpdicks.

746
00:33:53,948 --> 00:33:55,116
SHIV: Yeah, sure.

747
00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:01,956
Hey, hey. Hey, Bony Moronie.

748
00:34:01,956 --> 00:34:03,583
- GREG: What's up?
- Can you lend a hand?

749
00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:05,793
- Uh...
- Matsson.

750
00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:08,421
Can you, like, look after him?

751
00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:11,257
Uh, yeah. I... I guess
he occasionally

752
00:34:11,257 --> 00:34:15,636
has expressed a distaste,
uh, in the past, for...

753
00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:17,346
my particular flavor of me.

754
00:34:17,346 --> 00:34:19,348
- Just find him a blunt.
Or something stronger.
- GREG: Yeah?

755
00:34:19,348 --> 00:34:22,477
Point his dick in the direction
of some fissile material. Yeah?

756
00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:24,103
- Yeah. Okay.
- You got it.

757
00:34:24,103 --> 00:34:25,271
I can try.

758
00:34:29,358 --> 00:34:32,320
So, Tom, are you going
to imperil democracy tomorrow?

759
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,447
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
"You against the wall.

760
00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:35,656
You against the wall.

761
00:34:35,656 --> 00:34:37,700
You're a nice guy. You can live.
Bang, bang, bang, bang!"

762
00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:40,369
- Oh, yeah. Come on, please.
- That's what I'll do.

763
00:34:40,369 --> 00:34:43,539
I can assure you Mr. Mild here
is a one-pepper menu item.

764
00:34:43,539 --> 00:34:44,791
Thank you, dear.

765
00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:46,626
SCOTT SAILER: And plans
after the deal goes through?

766
00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:49,545
I hear you may be
headed elsewhere.

767
00:34:49,545 --> 00:34:52,340
Oh, well, you know,
I've always got options.

768
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:54,050
Why? Wh-- what did you hear?

769
00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:57,303
- Well, maybe I heard wrong.
- TOM: Uh-huh.

770
00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:02,308
- Uh... Okay, okay. Um...
- Sorry. Excuse me, Scott.

771
00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:07,271
That is some top-shelf
rat-fucking there.

772
00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:09,482
- Yeah, bye-bye. Yeah, yeah.
- Something juicy?

773
00:35:09,482 --> 00:35:10,983
The deep dive on Matsson.
It's pretty juicy.

774
00:35:10,983 --> 00:35:13,861
Apparently, he's been creeping
on Ebba, his comms.

775
00:35:13,861 --> 00:35:15,488
Sending her some weird shit.

776
00:35:15,488 --> 00:35:16,739
Blood, bits of hair.

777
00:35:16,739 --> 00:35:18,157
- Perhaps some other things.
- Num, num, num.

778
00:35:18,157 --> 00:35:19,575
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Nate. Hey, Nate.

779
00:35:19,575 --> 00:35:21,285
- ROMAN: You want in on this?
- You're gonna want in on this.

780
00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:23,454
ROMAN: Yeah, you wanna hear
something nasty
about someone terrible?

781
00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:24,664
- KENDALL: Matsson shit.
- Um, sure.

782
00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:27,166
- Um, I gotta go.
- You're going?

783
00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:29,377
- Yeah.
- Okay, but we're good

784
00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:31,379
on the situation?

785
00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:32,755
Daniel's people
aren't too comfortable

786
00:35:32,755 --> 00:35:34,423
with me rubbing shoulders
with you.

787
00:35:34,423 --> 00:35:39,637
And, uh, yeah,
Coop... likes to yap and, uh...

788
00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:41,973
Um, yeah.
Looks a little cozy. So...

789
00:35:42,890 --> 00:35:44,016
- Apologies.
- KENDALL: Okay, but...

790
00:35:44,016 --> 00:35:45,560
But, you know, I think
there is something here.

791
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,812
These are legitimate concerns.

792
00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:50,189
I mean, just tell Daniel.
I mean...

793
00:35:50,189 --> 00:35:52,441
we can make primetime
safe for you.

794
00:35:52,441 --> 00:35:55,528
- I'm gonna be straight with you.
- All we need is one sentence
signaling to the markets...

795
00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:58,406
I don't feel comfortable with
the tenor of this conversation.

796
00:35:58,406 --> 00:36:00,825
You don't feel comfortable with
the tenor of this conversation?

797
00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:03,119
Don't play hall monitor
with me, bro.

798
00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:05,746
Right? I know you.

799
00:36:05,746 --> 00:36:07,373
- I know who you are, my friend.
- Ken.

800
00:36:07,373 --> 00:36:09,542
I don't know what you think
this is. I'm not Gil.

801
00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:12,670
You're not Logan.
That's a good thing.

802
00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:14,630
I'll see ya.

803
00:36:20,636 --> 00:36:24,307
And so, where would we live,
exactly, in Oman?

804
00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:28,060
In Muscat, I should think.
In a compound.

805
00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:30,771
Okay, but would it be
above ground?

806
00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:32,899
Of course, above ground, Willa.

807
00:36:32,899 --> 00:36:35,443
- (SIGHS)
- "Pearl of Arabia."

808
00:36:35,985 --> 00:36:37,403
- Huh?
- Okay.

809
00:36:37,403 --> 00:36:40,364
"The Sultan's word
has the force of the law."

810
00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:41,324
- Mm-hmm.
- Great.

811
00:36:41,324 --> 00:36:42,783
At the airport,
we'd walk right through.

812
00:36:42,783 --> 00:36:44,035
(QUIETLY) Okay.

813
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:46,621
- And this is for Mencken?
- Mm-hmm.

814
00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:49,081
You know, all my family
and friends hate Mencken.

815
00:36:49,081 --> 00:36:51,626
Diplomatic plates.
You can park anywhere.

816
00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:54,128
You can basically drive
on the sidewalk.
The police can't touch you.

817
00:36:54,128 --> 00:36:56,255
Running people over
is not a selling point.

818
00:36:56,255 --> 00:37:01,177
(BOTH SPEAKING SWEDISH)

819
00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:05,222
- (LAUGHS)
- (LUKAS SPEAKS SWEDISH)

820
00:37:05,222 --> 00:37:07,975
(GROANS) Fucking Greg.

821
00:37:07,975 --> 00:37:10,019
- Hey. My Swedish friends.
- Hey. Yeah.

822
00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:12,897
- (LAUGHS)
- Nice to see you.

823
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:14,148
- Yo!
- LUKAS: <i>Ja!</i>

824
00:37:14,148 --> 00:37:15,232
- (SPITS)
- (GROANS)

825
00:37:15,232 --> 00:37:16,651
- Fucking hanger-on.
- LUKAS: Hey!

826
00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:18,569
You fucking dingleberry.

827
00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:20,613
Dude, I'm on
a charm offensive here.

828
00:37:20,613 --> 00:37:22,073
Can you be kind?

829
00:37:23,157 --> 00:37:24,367
Would you like to join us?

830
00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:25,952
Would you like to fuck off?

831
00:37:27,036 --> 00:37:28,496
LUKAS: My God!

832
00:37:29,538 --> 00:37:31,248
Seriously, Oskar.
I'm gonna fire you.

833
00:37:31,248 --> 00:37:32,667
(LAUGHS)

834
00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:35,336
Okay, Ebba.
Can you fire him, please?

835
00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:37,046
(CHUCKLES) Can you?

836
00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:40,675
Oh, I'm sorry.
Is this boring you?

837
00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:42,843
I've seen him cut your balls
a hundred times.

838
00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:44,387
Yeah, it's a little bit boring.

839
00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:47,181
Look at him!
Sadistic face, he loves it.

840
00:37:47,181 --> 00:37:49,016
- I do!
- He loves being fired.

841
00:37:49,016 --> 00:37:51,727
I would... I would like
to fire Ebba, though.

842
00:37:52,269 --> 00:37:53,354
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

843
00:37:53,354 --> 00:37:55,314
But I can't because she's, uh,

844
00:37:55,314 --> 00:37:57,733
created and fostered
this, uh, situation

845
00:37:57,733 --> 00:37:59,402
in which I find it
very difficult

846
00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:00,528
to do what I want.

847
00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:02,113
I'm not saying
you've done it on purpose,

848
00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:05,241
but it is quite interesting

849
00:38:05,241 --> 00:38:07,076
that you have sort of tenure

850
00:38:08,202 --> 00:38:09,286
'cause we've mingled.

851
00:38:09,286 --> 00:38:11,330
- Lukas.
- Ebba.

852
00:38:11,330 --> 00:38:13,958
I'm not sure
if you're kidding but, uh...

853
00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:16,252
I could help.

854
00:38:17,211 --> 00:38:19,672
- I'd fire her if you want.
- Yeah?

855
00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:21,716
Yeah. I'd fire her right now.

856
00:38:22,842 --> 00:38:26,971
I've got some recent experience
in this, uh, arena.

857
00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:30,391
- Would you do that for me?
- Instantly. Sure.

858
00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:31,892
It's on. Guys.

859
00:38:31,892 --> 00:38:33,060
(SPEAKS SWEDISH)

860
00:38:33,060 --> 00:38:34,353
(IN ENGLISH)
Guys, gather 'round.

861
00:38:34,353 --> 00:38:37,148
This guy is about
to fire my senior comms.

862
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,317
- GREG: Uh-- No hard feelings.
- The jokes are funny.

863
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,860
The jokes are very funny.

864
00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:43,195
(OSKAR LAUGHS)

865
00:38:43,195 --> 00:38:45,364
- Ebba! Ebba!
- OSKAR: Wow!

866
00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:46,949
LUKAS: Come on!

867
00:38:46,949 --> 00:38:50,369
EBBA: You know what, Lukas?
I wish you would fire me.

868
00:38:50,369 --> 00:38:52,246
- LUKAS: Ebba!
- GREG: Ebba!

869
00:38:52,246 --> 00:38:56,042
- Ebba!
- Ebba!

870
00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:58,335
GREG: It's not the attitude

871
00:38:58,335 --> 00:39:01,130
of the employee
that we want at our company.

872
00:39:09,930 --> 00:39:10,931
You okay?

873
00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:15,436
- Hi.
- We-- we-- We just-- We saw...

874
00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:17,438
You know, we just wanted
to make sure...

875
00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:20,524
Check in, make sure you're okay,
like, on a human level.

876
00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:21,650
- We-- We saw...
- Yeah.

877
00:39:21,650 --> 00:39:23,069
KENDALL: Yeah.
Like, are you... You good?

878
00:39:23,069 --> 00:39:25,237
I-- I'm-- I'm really--
I'm totally fine.

879
00:39:25,237 --> 00:39:26,739
Don't worry about it.

880
00:39:26,739 --> 00:39:28,741
- KENDALL: All right. Well, good.
That's good to hear.
- ROMAN: Okay.

881
00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:30,409
- Right?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

882
00:39:30,409 --> 00:39:31,702
Totally.

883
00:39:31,702 --> 00:39:33,287
He seems kind of awful.

884
00:39:35,247 --> 00:39:36,624
We've...

885
00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:40,002
You know, we--
we built his whole rep.

886
00:39:41,295 --> 00:39:43,297
He's not even a real coder.

887
00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:45,883
Someone gave him,
like, a box of tech,

888
00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:48,552
and he took it to market,
you know? "Bravo."

889
00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:50,096
KENDALL: Yeah. Bravo.

890
00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:52,348
Well, yeah,
we just wanted to say

891
00:39:52,348 --> 00:39:56,435
we-- we-- we sympathize
with all the shit.

892
00:39:56,435 --> 00:39:59,939
Well, I'll be out
in February anyway. So...

893
00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:01,107
KENDALL: Really? That's a shame.

894
00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:05,069
And... is that because of the...

895
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:08,906
sending you of,
you know, whatnots?

896
00:40:09,865 --> 00:40:14,245
What? No. It's...
I mean...

897
00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:16,872
That's pretty much the least
of his worries right now.

898
00:40:16,872 --> 00:40:20,000
Okay. All right. Because...

899
00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:23,671
- India.
- ROMAN: India. Right.

900
00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:26,340
Uh, and I feel like
I know this,

901
00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:27,967
but what are
the details here with that?

902
00:40:29,426 --> 00:40:30,469
The details?

903
00:40:30,469 --> 00:40:32,805
Oh, yeah. I'm gonna
give you all the details.

904
00:40:32,805 --> 00:40:34,807
- Sure. (SCOFFS)
- Right.

905
00:40:34,807 --> 00:40:36,934
Can I-- Can I get--
Can I bum a smoke?

906
00:40:37,726 --> 00:40:38,769
- Yeah.
- Thank you.

907
00:40:38,769 --> 00:40:39,854
Sure.

908
00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:49,697
So, ATN is saying,
"Dems Positive Polls
a Radical Misinformation Plot."

909
00:40:49,697 --> 00:40:52,116
- Ballsy.
- Like to keep things peppery.

910
00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:55,077
I mean, did we mention
he's tired? Yeah.

911
00:40:55,077 --> 00:40:56,704
I guess he can't be
across everything,

912
00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:58,998
can you, tired boy? Hey?

913
00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:00,875
But you should call Pam on that

914
00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:02,710
'cause, you know, everyone here
is needling me. So...

915
00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:04,962
Then you should tell them
to stop wetting their pants.

916
00:41:04,962 --> 00:41:06,380
SHIV: Okay.
Well, I get that, Tom.

917
00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:08,883
But, also, you heard
about the Phoenix thing?

918
00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:11,385
The O'Malleys firebombed
a fucking campaign office?

919
00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:12,803
- COOP: Scary shit.
- SHIV: Exactly.

920
00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:15,389
A firecracker. A pair
of firecrackers taped together.

921
00:41:15,389 --> 00:41:17,892
Uh, pardon, pardon. Sorry.
May we borrow the lady

922
00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:19,226
- for a second?
- Sure. Oh, sure.

923
00:41:19,226 --> 00:41:20,728
- Thank you, Tom.
- TOM: Don't mind me.
I'm getting fired.

924
00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:22,688
- Guess what?
- What? The Phoenix thing?

925
00:41:22,688 --> 00:41:24,356
- It's pretty wild.
- Nope.

926
00:41:24,356 --> 00:41:26,066
Matsson's numbers are funky.

927
00:41:26,066 --> 00:41:27,985
- ROMAN: Mm-hmm.
- Uh...

928
00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:29,862
Sorry, what the fuck
are you talking about?

929
00:41:29,862 --> 00:41:33,032
Yeah, Ebba spilled.
Screwy metrics in India.

930
00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:34,658
Matsson has been
peddling bundles

931
00:41:34,658 --> 00:41:36,243
of South Asian packing peanuts.

932
00:41:36,243 --> 00:41:38,495
What? You mean, like...

933
00:41:38,495 --> 00:41:40,247
Okay. So, significant numbers?

934
00:41:40,247 --> 00:41:43,000
Yeah, yeah, we think so.
Big, big.

935
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,752
KENDALL: I fucking knew
he was a bullshitter.

936
00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:47,004
- I'm telling you, new money.
- (SHIV LAUGHS)

937
00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:48,881
You gotta hold
those fresh bills to the light.

938
00:41:48,881 --> 00:41:50,507
Uh-huh. Wow!

939
00:41:51,091 --> 00:41:53,135
Okay. Wha-- Fuck.

940
00:41:53,135 --> 00:41:54,595
- Yeah.
- ROMAN: Mm-hmm.

941
00:41:54,595 --> 00:41:56,931
You said a hundred scalps
in three days?

942
00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:58,432
Mm-hmm. Hundred.

943
00:41:58,432 --> 00:42:01,101
LUKAS: Mr. Nephew. That's a...

944
00:42:01,101 --> 00:42:02,603
That's quite a number. I...

945
00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:05,397
I thought you were backwash
at the bottom of the gene pool,

946
00:42:05,397 --> 00:42:08,234
but this is something else.

947
00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:10,277
- You're the real deal.
- Yes, you underestimated me,

948
00:42:10,277 --> 00:42:12,196
and that's exactly
how I wanted it, Lukas.

949
00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:13,572
LUKAS: I believe I might have.

950
00:42:13,572 --> 00:42:17,743
Mm. Well, how did you do it?

951
00:42:17,743 --> 00:42:20,329
GREG: Uh, I don't know,
I just do it.

952
00:42:20,329 --> 00:42:22,081
- Just jackknife right in there.
- LUKAS: Yeah.

953
00:42:22,081 --> 00:42:24,625
- And slit their throat.
- (LUKAS IMITATES SLASHING)

954
00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:26,877
It must feel,
afterwards, a bit...

955
00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:28,629
a little bit shitty, right?

956
00:42:28,629 --> 00:42:32,091
Honestly, not really.

957
00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:35,135
HR says I'm the right guy
for the job

958
00:42:35,135 --> 00:42:37,972
because it looks like I care
but I don't.

959
00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:41,892
- Not a good person.
- No, I am. I am. It's just...

960
00:42:43,435 --> 00:42:46,313
you gotta do
what you gotta do, right?

961
00:42:46,313 --> 00:42:47,773
Do you though?

962
00:42:47,773 --> 00:42:50,359
- Hey, there she is.
- Hey.

963
00:42:50,359 --> 00:42:52,695
- SHIV: Hey.
- Welcome to the kids table!

964
00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:54,655
Can I, uh,
talk to you for a second?

965
00:42:54,655 --> 00:42:57,783
LUKAS: Oh, yeah.
Is it time to up the periscopes?

966
00:42:57,783 --> 00:43:00,577
Um, yeah. Sorry to break up
the brains trust.

967
00:43:00,577 --> 00:43:02,079
You sit, Slim Reaper.

968
00:43:02,788 --> 00:43:04,707
A butcher with a smile.

969
00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:07,001
LUKAS: What's, uh...

970
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,004
Why... why...
Why are we running?

971
00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:13,215
- Is there a fire or what?
- Uh, yeah, there might be.

972
00:43:13,215 --> 00:43:14,633
So, what's your...

973
00:43:14,633 --> 00:43:16,844
What's happening
with your numbers?

974
00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:20,347
- What numbers?
- What numbers? Lukas.

975
00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:23,017
Oh, in-- Oh, in India?

976
00:43:23,475 --> 00:43:24,643
Yeah.

977
00:43:24,643 --> 00:43:26,353
Is this Ebba or Oskar?

978
00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:29,481
Huh. Okay.

979
00:43:29,481 --> 00:43:31,942
(CHUCKLES) Um...

980
00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:36,655
Uh, well, we... we...
we... we... We have a...

981
00:43:36,655 --> 00:43:38,866
There's a little issue,
uh, that we're looking into,

982
00:43:38,866 --> 00:43:40,492
with subscriber numbers,

983
00:43:40,492 --> 00:43:42,995
uh, being, uh...
being bullshit and...

984
00:43:42,995 --> 00:43:45,039
Well, not bullshit. But, um...

985
00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:47,416
A little...
a little bit bullshit.

986
00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:49,209
What does
"a little bit bullshit" mean?

987
00:43:49,209 --> 00:43:51,670
Uh... Well, maybe
we discovered a metrics error

988
00:43:51,670 --> 00:43:53,922
that has overstated
our subs in India.

989
00:43:53,922 --> 00:43:55,632
Like, by quite a...

990
00:43:55,632 --> 00:43:58,510
Like if there were two Indias,
it would make sense.

991
00:43:58,510 --> 00:44:00,804
- You "maybe" discovered?
- Yeah.

992
00:44:00,804 --> 00:44:02,973
But there isn't two Indias.
There's only one India.

993
00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:04,725
- No. Yeah.
- And it's...

994
00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:06,769
It's just-- It's a long story.
But it's, like, you know.

995
00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:09,646
It's an emerging market.
It's... it's all wet cement.

996
00:44:09,646 --> 00:44:12,524
- It's, um...
- So, stock and cash deal,

997
00:44:12,524 --> 00:44:15,277
the board would be well
within their rights to pull out.

998
00:44:15,277 --> 00:44:18,322
You know-- You know that,
obviously, so how are you...

999
00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:20,366
What are you...
When are you addressing?

1000
00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:23,077
- Like, how are you handling?
- I'm not gonna-- I don't...

1001
00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:26,372
I don't want some forum monkeys
just shorting me.

1002
00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:28,374
I don't... I don't like
when people get into me.

1003
00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:29,917
It's gonna get out eventually.

1004
00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:33,670
Well, or we buy Waystar, and it
gets lost in the deal dazzle.

1005
00:44:33,670 --> 00:44:36,340
SEC, DOJ, is this...

1006
00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:38,759
- Is this even legal?
- Well, we close quickly,

1007
00:44:38,759 --> 00:44:40,594
and then shit
will get crazy good.

1008
00:44:40,594 --> 00:44:42,429
♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

1009
00:44:42,429 --> 00:44:45,307
By next quarter, the numbers
will be real, probably.

1010
00:44:45,307 --> 00:44:47,434
- (LAUGHS WEAKLY) Uh-huh.
- (LUKAS LAUGHS)

1011
00:44:47,434 --> 00:44:49,937
Come on. It's... It's kind
of funny though, isn't it?

1012
00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:51,688
- Uh...
- All right. I know it's--

1013
00:44:51,688 --> 00:44:54,024
I know it's pretty bad.
I know it's pretty bad.

1014
00:44:54,024 --> 00:44:55,734
SHIV: Yeah.

1015
00:44:55,734 --> 00:44:57,611
You can fix it though, right?

1016
00:44:58,737 --> 00:44:59,905
- Right?
- Oh! Yeah, sure.

1017
00:44:59,905 --> 00:45:02,408
I'll just build
another fucking India.

1018
00:45:02,408 --> 00:45:04,326
Love that. Build another India.

1019
00:45:04,326 --> 00:45:05,494
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

1020
00:45:05,494 --> 00:45:07,079
Yeah. That's my girl.

1021
00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:09,623
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

1022
00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:14,002
(WHISPERS) Fuck me.

1023
00:45:19,049 --> 00:45:20,843
Hey. Hey, Gerri.

1024
00:45:20,843 --> 00:45:23,137
Let me guess. (IMITATES GERRI)
"I'll have a martini."

1025
00:45:24,221 --> 00:45:25,305
Can we chat about stuff?

1026
00:45:25,305 --> 00:45:26,974
I have some thoughts
and might need your advice.

1027
00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:30,018
- No.
- No? Just no?

1028
00:45:30,018 --> 00:45:32,688
- Gerri? Gerri.
- What?

1029
00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:34,314
The thing, that wasn't...

1030
00:45:34,314 --> 00:45:36,733
The firing-you thing?
That wasn't real.

1031
00:45:36,733 --> 00:45:38,277
- No?
- No.

1032
00:45:38,277 --> 00:45:40,529
No, it was like
in the heat of the...

1033
00:45:40,529 --> 00:45:42,364
- You know? You know.
- No.

1034
00:45:42,364 --> 00:45:44,283
No? Okay.
Well, come on. Let's...

1035
00:45:44,283 --> 00:45:46,952
Let's have a fuckin' chat, okay?

1036
00:45:46,952 --> 00:45:49,121
I'll, uh... I'll stand
in a cupboard and jerk off

1037
00:45:49,121 --> 00:45:51,665
while you explain to me
what the SEC is, okay?

1038
00:45:53,333 --> 00:45:55,544
Oh, really? No? Too soon?

1039
00:45:55,544 --> 00:45:57,379
What do you want?
You want, like, a sorry?

1040
00:45:57,379 --> 00:45:58,922
I got a whole purse
full of sorries.

1041
00:45:58,922 --> 00:45:59,882
(MOCKINGLY) I'm sorry.

1042
00:45:59,882 --> 00:46:02,509
- I'm out. I'm done.
- Bullshit.

1043
00:46:02,509 --> 00:46:03,802
Dad fired people all the time.

1044
00:46:03,802 --> 00:46:05,971
I was just feeling
kind of fire-ish.

1045
00:46:05,971 --> 00:46:08,348
Look, I have some requirements
you should know about.

1046
00:46:08,348 --> 00:46:09,516
ROMAN: Mm-hmm.

1047
00:46:09,516 --> 00:46:11,268
Several of which have been
officially communicated,

1048
00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:14,771
and some that I thought
I should, uh, you know,

1049
00:46:15,564 --> 00:46:17,316
- say in person.
- Okay. Ooh!

1050
00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:19,818
- Robo-Gerri. Scary.
- GERRI KELLMAN:
First of all, I want money.

1051
00:46:19,818 --> 00:46:21,653
- Mm-hmm.
- Eye-watering sums.

1052
00:46:21,653 --> 00:46:23,572
Hundreds of millions of dollars.

1053
00:46:23,572 --> 00:46:24,865
No. Pass.

1054
00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:28,410
- So, I have retained
personal reputation management.
- Mm-hmm.

1055
00:46:28,410 --> 00:46:30,579
And they will be on the line
when Karolina

1056
00:46:30,579 --> 00:46:34,708
does her background briefings
off a set of my bullet points.

1057
00:46:34,708 --> 00:46:37,669
Mm-hmm. I will set off
your bullet points.

1058
00:46:37,669 --> 00:46:39,505
And if I ever get a whiff

1059
00:46:39,505 --> 00:46:41,548
of anything undermining
my narrative

1060
00:46:41,548 --> 00:46:44,134
- anytime in
the next five years...
- Mm-hmm.

1061
00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:45,802
I will sue
and I will go public...

1062
00:46:45,802 --> 00:46:48,722
- (LAUGHS) So stupid.
- ...with the many, many pictures
of your genitalia

1063
00:46:48,722 --> 00:46:50,682
- that I have in my possession.
- All right. Great. Mm-hmm.

1064
00:46:50,682 --> 00:46:52,392
- Have I made myself clear?
- Yes, absolutely.

1065
00:46:52,392 --> 00:46:54,853
It's been a pleasure
working with you, Gerri. Thanks.

1066
00:46:54,853 --> 00:46:56,438
I could have got you there.

1067
00:46:57,314 --> 00:46:58,398
(SCOFFS)

1068
00:46:59,441 --> 00:47:01,401
But no. Nope.

1069
00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:02,861
Nope.

1070
00:47:03,779 --> 00:47:04,821
See ya.

1071
00:47:04,821 --> 00:47:07,282
(DRUMS FINGERS
ON TABLE AGGRESSIVELY)

1072
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:13,330
♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

1073
00:47:14,831 --> 00:47:16,208
Okay.

1074
00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:19,628
Hey, Con. Can we, uh...
Can we settle this now?

1075
00:47:19,628 --> 00:47:22,673
Everyone is quite freaked out
about this political firebombing

1076
00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:23,757
- in Arizona.
- Oh, yeah.

1077
00:47:23,757 --> 00:47:25,008
The pop-pops in Phoenix?

1078
00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:26,552
- WILLA: Yeah.
- The wastepaper basket on fire?

1079
00:47:26,552 --> 00:47:28,595
I think a file cabinet
was in the ICU. Can we draft?

1080
00:47:28,595 --> 00:47:31,098
Well, actually,
there's been a...

1081
00:47:31,098 --> 00:47:32,224
slight change of heart.

1082
00:47:32,224 --> 00:47:34,268
Get the fuck outta here.
You got it.

1083
00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:35,561
You got your bauble. It's great.

1084
00:47:35,561 --> 00:47:37,938
Let's write up
a fucking statement, okay?

1085
00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:39,064
Wind up the old fax machine

1086
00:47:39,064 --> 00:47:40,983
and fart it out
to your oddball army, okay?

1087
00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:43,902
We wonder, Roman,
if he might have...

1088
00:47:43,902 --> 00:47:45,404
invested too much
in this campaign

1089
00:47:45,404 --> 00:47:47,656
to just, you know,
drop out now. Yeah.

1090
00:47:47,656 --> 00:47:49,992
Mm-hmm. That's so cool.
You tried. You failed.

1091
00:47:49,992 --> 00:47:51,535
You move on. Find something new.

1092
00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:52,703
He's fought hard.

1093
00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:54,246
And we wanna find out
what might happen, okay?

1094
00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:56,039
He might write, you know,
a book about this,

1095
00:47:56,039 --> 00:47:57,749
- or a speaker circuit, or--
- Hey!

1096
00:47:57,749 --> 00:47:59,418
Nothing is gonna happen. Okay?

1097
00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:01,545
Anything might happen
tomorrow, actually.

1098
00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:02,838
- ROMAN: Really? Anything?
- Mm.

1099
00:48:02,838 --> 00:48:04,756
Yes, see? Because that's
the beauty of this little system

1100
00:48:04,756 --> 00:48:06,133
that we have called democracy.

1101
00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:08,635
Con! Man!
Eat the fucking carrot. Okay?

1102
00:48:08,635 --> 00:48:10,470
Everyone in this room
thinks you're a fucking joke.

1103
00:48:10,470 --> 00:48:12,681
So tell your "wife"
to shut the fuck up,

1104
00:48:12,681 --> 00:48:15,017
cover her shoulders, and pack
a fucking bag for Oman, okay?

1105
00:48:15,017 --> 00:48:17,227
- Rome. Rome.
- I'm talking here. It's okay.

1106
00:48:17,227 --> 00:48:18,312
Easy.

1107
00:48:20,606 --> 00:48:23,775
There's one person here
who doesn't think I'm a joke.

1108
00:48:23,775 --> 00:48:24,818
ROMAN: Mm-hmm.

1109
00:48:24,818 --> 00:48:27,487
So that's who
I'm gonna listen to, okay?

1110
00:48:27,487 --> 00:48:29,448
That's smart.
Yeah, listen to her.

1111
00:48:29,448 --> 00:48:31,074
- CONNOR: Willa, honey?
- Yeah?

1112
00:48:31,074 --> 00:48:33,452
- CONNOR: Bye. Nice to meet you.
- LUKAS: Pleasure, sir.

1113
00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:35,120
You got my vote,
a hundred percent,

1114
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,998
- if I could vote.
- I'm trying to help you, man.
I am trying to help ya.

1115
00:48:41,084 --> 00:48:42,461
LUKAS: Really nice party.

1116
00:48:43,378 --> 00:48:44,838
Cool, cool family.

1117
00:48:44,838 --> 00:48:46,757
Oh. Thanks, man. Tweet about it.

1118
00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:50,510
So, who's, uh...

1119
00:48:50,510 --> 00:48:53,221
Who's going out tonight
in this shitty fucking town?

1120
00:48:53,221 --> 00:48:54,306
Anyone?

1121
00:48:54,306 --> 00:48:56,558
I gotta say, it's pretty
depressing from up here.

1122
00:48:56,558 --> 00:48:58,977
You can really see
how second-world it is.

1123
00:48:58,977 --> 00:49:01,480
I don't know,
pretty happening town, famously.

1124
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:02,564
LUKAS: Really? Is it though?

1125
00:49:02,564 --> 00:49:04,566
- Yeah.
- Compared to Singapore, Seoul,

1126
00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:06,902
it's like Legoland.

1127
00:49:06,902 --> 00:49:08,654
You know
we still run shit, though?

1128
00:49:08,654 --> 00:49:11,448
Hmm. Like as in,
"Only in New York."

1129
00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:13,533
- KENDALL: Yeah.
- Right. Okay. (CHUCKLES)

1130
00:49:13,533 --> 00:49:15,160
Well, uh, nothing happens
in New York

1131
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:16,370
that doesn't happen everywhere.

1132
00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:18,747
You should get that
written on a cup. Right?

1133
00:49:18,747 --> 00:49:20,165
Shouldn't he get that
written on a cup?

1134
00:49:20,165 --> 00:49:21,667
Like, that would look so cool.

1135
00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:24,503
You could sell that in a...
in a head shop in Rotterdam.

1136
00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:26,380
Could be a...
a good business for you.

1137
00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:27,631
LUKAS: Mm-hmm.

1138
00:49:27,631 --> 00:49:29,841
'Cause I hear you might need
some new revenue streams.

1139
00:49:29,841 --> 00:49:31,885
(FORCED LAUGH) Yeah.

1140
00:49:31,885 --> 00:49:35,681
Hey, really, really good
presentation by the way.

1141
00:49:35,681 --> 00:49:37,224
Loved it. (LAUGHS)

1142
00:49:37,224 --> 00:49:39,309
Can't wait to get
into those predictions, man.

1143
00:49:39,309 --> 00:49:40,852
- Those meaty predictions.
- KENDALL: Oh, yeah.

1144
00:49:40,852 --> 00:49:42,312
- Yes! Gonna be fun.
- KENDALL: Yeah? Yeah?

1145
00:49:42,312 --> 00:49:44,731
I'm excited about that.
Estimates. You know, estimates.

1146
00:49:44,731 --> 00:49:48,151
- LUKAS: Yup.
- But you, man. Your numbers.

1147
00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:52,072
Exploding, right?
Like, literally unbelievable.

1148
00:49:52,072 --> 00:49:55,701
Well, thank you. Thank you.
And congrats to you as well,

1149
00:49:55,701 --> 00:49:57,661
'cause I hear
your numbers are gay.

1150
00:49:57,661 --> 00:49:59,788
- My numbers are... are what?
- LUKAS: Gay.

1151
00:49:59,788 --> 00:50:01,707
- My numbers are gay?
- LUKAS: (SNICKERS) Yeah.

1152
00:50:01,707 --> 00:50:05,127
You have this, uh,
cute little valuation,

1153
00:50:05,127 --> 00:50:07,921
and your numbers
just came out as gay.

1154
00:50:07,921 --> 00:50:09,923
That's kinda homophobic, man.

1155
00:50:09,923 --> 00:50:12,342
Dude. Just let the wave hit you.

1156
00:50:12,342 --> 00:50:13,844
Float out.

1157
00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:15,554
I think I am
the wave though, actually.

1158
00:50:15,554 --> 00:50:18,932
You think you are the wave?
Because you love the deal?

1159
00:50:18,932 --> 00:50:21,268
Are you kidding?
Biggest over-pay in history.

1160
00:50:21,268 --> 00:50:22,644
- Love that shit.
- LUKAS: Okay.

1161
00:50:22,644 --> 00:50:24,104
- KENDALL: Love it.
- LUKAS: All right, well--

1162
00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:26,732
- KENDALL: Love the deal.
- Whoo! Love the deal.

1163
00:50:26,732 --> 00:50:28,316
Love the deal.

1164
00:50:28,650 --> 00:50:29,901
Whoo!

1165
00:50:29,901 --> 00:50:32,904
- Come on. Come on.
Come on, brother.
- Love it! Love the deal.

1166
00:50:32,904 --> 00:50:34,406
- (KISSES)
- (KISSES)

1167
00:50:34,406 --> 00:50:37,284
(LAUGHS) Yes.

1168
00:50:37,284 --> 00:50:38,577
- All right.
- KENDALL: Love the deal.

1169
00:50:38,577 --> 00:50:41,413
LUKAS: Love the deal!
Love the deal.

1170
00:50:41,413 --> 00:50:43,915
- The fuck? Bit of a show.
- KENDALL: Hugging it out.

1171
00:50:43,915 --> 00:50:46,460
- Uh-huh?
- (WHISPERS) Hey. I'm gonna...

1172
00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:48,128
- SHIV: What?
- Yeah. I'm done.

1173
00:50:48,128 --> 00:50:50,088
I'm-- I'm gonna... bed.
I'm bushwhacked.

1174
00:50:50,088 --> 00:50:51,631
My eyes are sandpaper.
I'm just...

1175
00:50:51,631 --> 00:50:54,176
Okay, well, we-- you can stay up
for just a little longer

1176
00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:55,594
and say good night
to people together.

1177
00:50:55,594 --> 00:50:57,637
Shiv, do you know
what my day looks like tomorrow?

1178
00:50:57,637 --> 00:50:59,389
Tom, you're not
gonna be doing anything.

1179
00:50:59,389 --> 00:51:01,725
You'll just be lookin'
for shiny foreheads. It's fine.

1180
00:51:01,725 --> 00:51:03,810
- I'm--
- You can stay
for 45 minutes more.

1181
00:51:03,810 --> 00:51:05,145
I'm just a little tired

1182
00:51:05,145 --> 00:51:09,024
because all the fun gossip
that I've been hearing

1183
00:51:09,024 --> 00:51:12,194
from everywhere at this party,
in my house,

1184
00:51:12,194 --> 00:51:14,154
is that I'm gonna
be shit-canned.

1185
00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:15,363
I got faith in you, man.

1186
00:51:15,363 --> 00:51:17,282
- Lots of faith.
- Always been a loyal servant.

1187
00:51:20,202 --> 00:51:21,286
SHIV: Sorry...

1188
00:51:23,038 --> 00:51:24,331
Not helpful.

1189
00:51:28,585 --> 00:51:29,878
The fuck is wrong with you?

1190
00:51:29,878 --> 00:51:31,963
You know, I just really do need
to get some sleep. I really do.

1191
00:51:31,963 --> 00:51:33,256
I'm sorry.
Can we just leave it there?

1192
00:51:33,256 --> 00:51:34,758
- Please? Okay.
- SHIV: You're tired. I get it.

1193
00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:36,802
You keep on fucking saying.
So, yeah, you're tired.

1194
00:51:36,802 --> 00:51:38,929
Okay, okay, I'm tired.
Let's leave it there.

1195
00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:40,222
SHIV:
Keep fucking telling everyone.

1196
00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:42,182
- Okay, okay. I'll stop.
- SHIV: You're tired. I get it.

1197
00:51:42,182 --> 00:51:43,308
I'm sorry.

1198
00:51:43,308 --> 00:51:47,062
I'm just... you know,
I am just worried about,

1199
00:51:47,062 --> 00:51:48,188
you know...

1200
00:51:48,188 --> 00:51:50,190
Maybe I've nailed myself
to the Matsson cross,

1201
00:51:50,190 --> 00:51:52,818
and he might turn out
to be bullshit.

1202
00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:54,778
You know, he's erratic and...
and... and... and...

1203
00:51:54,778 --> 00:51:56,154
You know, maybe he isn't real.

1204
00:51:56,154 --> 00:51:58,657
Shiv, he's real.
He's the future.

1205
00:51:58,657 --> 00:52:00,575
No, Tom. He...

1206
00:52:02,369 --> 00:52:04,246
There is a time bomb
in his numbers,

1207
00:52:04,246 --> 00:52:05,831
and I might get blown up.

1208
00:52:05,831 --> 00:52:07,332
You'll be fine.

1209
00:52:07,332 --> 00:52:09,501
- You'll always be fine.
- No.

1210
00:52:09,501 --> 00:52:12,212
No, I am
fucking my family for this.

1211
00:52:12,212 --> 00:52:13,755
TOM: Can I just say something?

1212
00:52:14,881 --> 00:52:17,843
At this party here,
there are maybe 40

1213
00:52:17,843 --> 00:52:20,345
of the most important people
in America,

1214
00:52:20,345 --> 00:52:24,349
and you have just walked
all around, all evening,

1215
00:52:24,349 --> 00:52:27,185
telling them all
that I'm gonna get fired.

1216
00:52:27,185 --> 00:52:30,772
No, it was implied, lightly,
as a little...

1217
00:52:30,772 --> 00:52:33,567
God! Part of
a tactical kind of joke.

1218
00:52:33,567 --> 00:52:37,821
Will you explain to me,
uh, the joke?

1219
00:52:37,821 --> 00:52:39,990
- Because I don't get
the fucking joke.
- SHIV: Oh, my God. Tom!

1220
00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:42,200
- I don't get the joke.
- It was something that he said,

1221
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:43,952
that isn't true,
that we needed to say.

1222
00:52:43,952 --> 00:52:46,204
But you stood by his side,
and he said it,

1223
00:52:46,204 --> 00:52:48,331
and you were like, "Okay, well,
that sounds good to me."

1224
00:52:48,331 --> 00:52:50,709
Fuck's sake.
I'm not doing this right now.

1225
00:52:50,709 --> 00:52:52,002
You know...

1226
00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:54,421
I am in serious trouble.
That was a play.

1227
00:52:54,421 --> 00:52:55,714
You will be okay

1228
00:52:55,714 --> 00:52:57,549
because you are
a tough fucking bitch

1229
00:52:57,549 --> 00:53:01,261
who will always survive
because you do what you need.

1230
00:53:01,261 --> 00:53:04,222
- You will do whatever you need.
- SHIV: Are you even listening?
I will be okay?

1231
00:53:04,222 --> 00:53:05,640
- Yeah? Really?
- TOM: Yeah.

1232
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:08,226
You sure you're not projecting?
Because that is actually you.

1233
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,149
Should we have
a real conversation?

1234
00:53:14,149 --> 00:53:16,526
- With a scorpion? No.
- TOM: That was a friendly thing.

1235
00:53:16,526 --> 00:53:19,112
- That was a friendly thing.
- Oh, yeah. Sure. Real friendly.

1236
00:53:19,112 --> 00:53:20,280
Ha, ha, ha.

1237
00:53:21,323 --> 00:53:23,950
Yeah, no. Uh, I'm a scorpion.

1238
00:53:23,950 --> 00:53:26,912
You're a hyena. You're a...
You're a street rat.

1239
00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:28,747
Actually, no.
You're a fucking snake.

1240
00:53:28,747 --> 00:53:31,583
"Here's a dead snake
to wear as a necktie, Tom.

1241
00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:33,001
Why aren't you laughing?"

1242
00:53:36,796 --> 00:53:39,132
I wonder
if we shouldn't clear the air.

1243
00:53:39,132 --> 00:53:40,967
- Yeah? Mm. Sure.
- TOM: Yeah.

1244
00:53:40,967 --> 00:53:44,596
I think that you can be
a very selfish person,

1245
00:53:44,596 --> 00:53:47,390
and I think
you find it very hard

1246
00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:49,142
to think about me.

1247
00:53:49,142 --> 00:53:53,271
- SHIV: What the fuck?
- And I think you shouldn't have
even married me, actually.

1248
00:53:53,271 --> 00:53:55,899
What the fuck?
What the actual fuck?

1249
00:53:55,899 --> 00:53:57,609
You proposed to me.

1250
00:53:57,609 --> 00:53:59,945
You proposed to me
at my lowest fucking ebb.

1251
00:53:59,945 --> 00:54:02,447
My dad was dying.
What was I supposed to say?

1252
00:54:02,447 --> 00:54:03,448
Perhaps, "No"?

1253
00:54:03,448 --> 00:54:04,908
I didn't want
to hurt your feelings.

1254
00:54:04,908 --> 00:54:08,203
Oh, thanks! Thanks for that!
Yeah, you really kept me safe

1255
00:54:08,203 --> 00:54:10,038
while you ran off
to fuck the phone book.

1256
00:54:10,038 --> 00:54:11,831
Oh, fuck off. You're a hick.

1257
00:54:11,831 --> 00:54:13,625
- TOM: And then... And then...
- Conservative hick.

1258
00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:16,336
You hid it
because you were so scared

1259
00:54:16,336 --> 00:54:18,421
of how fuckin' awful you are.

1260
00:54:18,421 --> 00:54:20,757
You were only with me
to get to power.

1261
00:54:20,757 --> 00:54:23,009
Well, you got it now, Tom.
You've got it!

1262
00:54:23,009 --> 00:54:25,011
I'm with you because I love you!

1263
00:54:25,011 --> 00:54:27,639
Bullshit.
You're fucking me for my DNA.

1264
00:54:27,639 --> 00:54:30,100
You were fucking me
for a fucking ladder

1265
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:33,353
because your whole family
is striving and parochial.

1266
00:54:33,353 --> 00:54:36,439
That's not... That's not
a fair characterization.

1267
00:54:36,439 --> 00:54:38,817
Oh, no? Well, your mom loves me
more than she loves you

1268
00:54:38,817 --> 00:54:40,151
because she's cracked.

1269
00:54:40,151 --> 00:54:43,238
You wanna... You wanna actually
clear the air? Fine.

1270
00:54:43,238 --> 00:54:44,823
You betrayed me.

1271
00:54:44,823 --> 00:54:50,996
You were going to see me get
sent to fucking prison, Shiv!

1272
00:54:50,996 --> 00:54:55,125
And then you fobbed me off with
that fuckin' undrinkable wine,

1273
00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:56,876
and you won't have my baby

1274
00:54:56,876 --> 00:54:58,545
because you never
even thought, honestly,

1275
00:54:58,545 --> 00:55:00,797
that you'd be with me more than,
like, four fuckin' years,

1276
00:55:00,797 --> 00:55:02,882
- I don't think!
- You offered to go to jail, Tom!

1277
00:55:02,882 --> 00:55:04,884
You offered
because you're servile!

1278
00:55:04,884 --> 00:55:06,219
You're just... You're servile!

1279
00:55:06,219 --> 00:55:09,222
You are incapable of thinking
about anybody

1280
00:55:09,222 --> 00:55:10,265
other than yourself

1281
00:55:10,265 --> 00:55:12,058
'cause your sense
of who you are, Shiv,

1282
00:55:12,058 --> 00:55:13,977
- is that fuckin' thin!
- SHIV: Oh, yeah?

1283
00:55:13,977 --> 00:55:15,270
- Yeah.
- You read that in a book, Tom?

1284
00:55:15,270 --> 00:55:17,689
You're too fuckin' transparent
to find in a book!

1285
00:55:17,689 --> 00:55:19,357
You're pathetic.
You're pathetic.

1286
00:55:19,357 --> 00:55:21,026
You're a masochist,
and you can't even take it.

1287
00:55:21,026 --> 00:55:22,861
TOM: I think you are
incapable of love.

1288
00:55:22,861 --> 00:55:24,863
And I think you are maybe not

1289
00:55:25,739 --> 00:55:27,407
a good person to have children!

1290
00:55:29,826 --> 00:55:31,745
Well, that's not very nice
to say, is it?

1291
00:55:32,287 --> 00:55:33,455
TOM: I'm sorry.

1292
00:55:33,455 --> 00:55:35,373
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

1293
00:55:35,373 --> 00:55:37,459
I'm sorry. But you... You...

1294
00:55:37,459 --> 00:55:41,588
You have hurt me more
than you can possibly imagine.

1295
00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:45,258
And you, you took away
the last six months

1296
00:55:45,258 --> 00:55:46,551
I could've had with my dad.

1297
00:55:46,551 --> 00:55:47,677
- TOM: No.
- Yes.

1298
00:55:47,677 --> 00:55:48,762
- TOM: No!
- Yes.

1299
00:55:48,762 --> 00:55:51,347
You sucked up to him,
and you cut me out!

1300
00:55:52,724 --> 00:55:55,310
It's not my fault

1301
00:55:55,310 --> 00:55:57,228
that you didn't get
his approval.

1302
00:55:58,521 --> 00:56:01,232
I have given you
endless approval,

1303
00:56:01,232 --> 00:56:04,235
and it doesn't fill you up
because you're broken.

1304
00:56:06,154 --> 00:56:08,198
(SNIFFLES) I don't like you.

1305
00:56:10,408 --> 00:56:11,576
I don't...

1306
00:56:12,452 --> 00:56:14,037
I don't even care about you.

1307
00:56:14,662 --> 00:56:16,581
I don't care.

1308
00:56:18,833 --> 00:56:21,920
Have we cleared the air, huh?
Feel good now?

1309
00:56:23,088 --> 00:56:24,297
- Yeah.
- SHIV: Yeah.

1310
00:56:24,297 --> 00:56:26,424
- Fuckin' great. Tip-top.
- SHIV: Uh-huh.

1311
00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:31,221
You don't deserve me.
And you never did.

1312
00:56:33,723 --> 00:56:35,308
And everything came out of that.

1313
00:56:37,268 --> 00:56:40,605
Oof! So fu-- fucking flat.

1314
00:56:40,605 --> 00:56:43,024
(SIGHS)

1315
00:57:00,291 --> 00:57:02,752
You, uh, find ways
to have fun out there?

1316
00:57:02,752 --> 00:57:03,962
More or less.

1317
00:57:03,962 --> 00:57:06,214
The red wine
smells like wet dog.

1318
00:57:06,214 --> 00:57:08,258
(KENDAL CHUCKLES)

1319
00:57:08,258 --> 00:57:10,343
Listen, I just
wanted to do five.

1320
00:57:10,343 --> 00:57:12,053
Just me and you.
Just Franky and Kenny.

1321
00:57:12,053 --> 00:57:14,055
- Mm-hmm.
- KENDALL: Not CEO and Chair.

1322
00:57:14,055 --> 00:57:14,973
Oh, wow.

1323
00:57:14,973 --> 00:57:17,183
Yeah. I don't think
the GoJo deal

1324
00:57:17,183 --> 00:57:19,102
is in the best interests
of the shareholders,

1325
00:57:19,102 --> 00:57:21,896
- and I would like to explore
ways of blocking it.
- (SINGSONGS) La, la, la, la, la!

1326
00:57:21,896 --> 00:57:22,981
I don't wanna hear it, Ken!

1327
00:57:22,981 --> 00:57:24,149
KENDALL: What if I told you

1328
00:57:24,149 --> 00:57:26,484
his subs in India
are significantly inflated?

1329
00:57:28,736 --> 00:57:30,280
I'm just gonna hit you
with this.

1330
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,740
What if we run it
all the way back?

1331
00:57:32,740 --> 00:57:35,034
Do I even wanna know
what that means?

1332
00:57:35,618 --> 00:57:37,579
We go reverse Viking.

1333
00:57:37,579 --> 00:57:39,122
We pillage their village.

1334
00:57:39,747 --> 00:57:41,583
Waystar acquires GoJo.

1335
00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:49,966
(SCOFFS) It... There would
have to be major issues.

1336
00:57:49,966 --> 00:57:51,259
KENDALL: There are.

1337
00:57:51,259 --> 00:57:54,846
What if we could slow this down
and we eat Matsson's lunch?

1338
00:57:56,264 --> 00:57:57,807
Bigger than Dad ever was.

1339
00:57:59,100 --> 00:58:00,560
Uh, Roman and Shiv?

1340
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:03,730
Yeah, I don't know.
Part of my plans.

1341
00:58:03,730 --> 00:58:06,316
I love 'em, but not in love
with 'em, you know?

1342
00:58:06,316 --> 00:58:08,651
- FRANK VERNON: Mm-hmm.
- One head, one crown.

1343
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:10,653
But I'll need ballast.

1344
00:58:11,821 --> 00:58:12,947
Are you with me?

1345
00:58:16,242 --> 00:58:19,370
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

1346
00:58:34,886 --> 00:58:37,764
TOM: Hi, everyone. Hi.

1347
00:58:37,764 --> 00:58:39,766
Bedtime for Bonzo!

1348
00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:43,102
Sorry, but please get the fuck
out of my house now.

1349
00:58:43,102 --> 00:58:44,729
(GUESTS LAUGHING)

1350
00:58:44,729 --> 00:58:46,856
Yeah. No, no, no. Please.

1351
00:58:46,856 --> 00:58:49,734
Party's over
'cause I gotta sleep!

1352
00:58:49,734 --> 00:58:52,111
It's been a terrific night.
Thank you so much.

1353
00:58:52,111 --> 00:58:53,321
No, I am serious.

1354
00:58:53,321 --> 00:58:57,659
Off you go, go to bed.
Enjoy your beds. Go home, cry.

1355
00:58:57,659 --> 00:58:59,285
I'm done. I'm done.

1356
00:58:59,285 --> 00:59:02,580
I can barely stand,
but I've had enough. Good night.

1357
00:59:03,831 --> 00:59:06,292
- Good night, Tom.
- Don't forget your coats!

1358
00:59:09,337 --> 00:59:10,964
- Hmm.
- Fuck Tom.

1359
00:59:10,964 --> 00:59:12,632
Yeah. Fuck Tom.

1360
00:59:13,383 --> 00:59:14,425
Fuck Tom.

1361
00:59:15,260 --> 00:59:18,388
So, guys. Um... Funeral.

1362
00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:19,681
If nobody wants to grab it,

1363
00:59:19,681 --> 00:59:22,100
I'm happy to take
the big-energy spot.

1364
00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:23,059
Yeah?

1365
00:59:23,059 --> 00:59:24,435
- ROMAN: Yeah.
- Uh...

1366
00:59:24,435 --> 00:59:28,189
Yeah. I mean, it seemed like
nobody wanted it. So, I got it.

1367
00:59:28,189 --> 00:59:29,357
Yeah?

1368
00:59:29,357 --> 00:59:30,858
Sure, it's fine.

1369
00:59:30,858 --> 00:59:34,070
Knock yourself out.
Just paint it red.

1370
00:59:34,070 --> 00:59:36,239
- Yeah. Happy?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1371
00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:37,532
- Happy?
- Happy.

1372
00:59:37,532 --> 00:59:38,658
Happy.

1373
00:59:38,658 --> 00:59:40,243
Happy, happy, headbangers.

1374
00:59:41,327 --> 00:59:43,830
Here we are. Okay. Mm!

1375
00:59:44,872 --> 00:59:46,582
- (KISSES)

1376
00:59:46,582 --> 00:59:48,042
- Good night.
- ROMAN: Night.

1377
00:59:53,089 --> 00:59:57,677
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

1378
01:00:41,429 --> 01:00:44,474
♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪