1 00:01:36,949 --> 00:01:40,828 Mr. Roy, we'd like to move on to the matter of these illegal payments 2 00:01:41,829 --> 00:01:45,458 Fine. I mean, we've done that but... 3 00:01:46,141 --> 00:01:50,395 Specifically, your first hand knowledge of what happened. 4 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:52,939 Yup. Yup. Got it. 5 00:01:53,064 --> 00:01:55,859 What we want you to explain to us based on what you saw 6 00:01:55,984 --> 00:01:59,320 And heard is how these illegal payments were made 7 00:01:59,779 --> 00:02:02,949 - Were approved, and by whom. - Yup. Got it. What's next? 8 00:02:06,703 --> 00:02:10,665 - You wanna answer the question? - I think I'm good 9 00:02:13,376 --> 00:02:14,753 Okay. Fine. 10 00:02:18,423 --> 00:02:23,261 Well, I approved the illegal payments because I love sexual assault 11 00:02:23,386 --> 00:02:26,097 And I love to cover it up. 12 00:02:26,222 --> 00:02:28,641 How.... how... how is that? Uh, is that bad? 13 00:02:28,767 --> 00:02:30,143 - That's bad? - Okay. We can. we can wrap up. 14 00:02:30,268 --> 00:02:33,521 I just will privately run the... the timeline at home, but yeah. 15 00:02:33,646 --> 00:02:35,148 I'm good, we're good, right? 16 00:02:35,273 --> 00:02:39,110 Good. And yeah just humble, straightforward... 17 00:02:39,235 --> 00:02:41,571 - Hide the agenda. - No agenda. 18 00:02:41,696 --> 00:02:47,660 Sure. They're government employees. I mean, how smart can they be? 19 00:02:47,786 --> 00:02:51,498 I'm not saying that. I'm saying what you think I think, right? 20 00:02:51,623 --> 00:02:54,501 And... and just so we're on the same page in terms of aims for me 21 00:02:54,626 --> 00:02:57,253 The wish list goes immunity for yours truly 22 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:59,839 Taskforce for Waystar my dad deaded. 23 00:02:59,964 --> 00:03:03,510 Well, I don't do requests because I'm not a DJ, but I hear you 24 00:03:04,094 --> 00:03:08,515 Look, come in here. They're jigsawing all the papers. 25 00:03:09,974 --> 00:03:11,601 - Hey, paper people. - Morning. 26 00:03:11,726 --> 00:03:13,228 Morning. 27 00:03:13,353 --> 00:03:17,482 You know, Waystar is now cooperating. 28 00:03:17,607 --> 00:03:21,027 Helpfully offering up one billion pages of documents 29 00:03:21,152 --> 00:03:24,072 Hiring white... shoe, former DOJ types to conduct an internal 30 00:03:24,197 --> 00:03:27,200 That looks super scrupulous, offering up employees 31 00:03:27,325 --> 00:03:31,621 For talks with DOJ and worker safety protocols around cruises. 32 00:03:31,746 --> 00:03:36,042 We can adjust, but... this isn't a slam dunk here. 33 00:03:38,378 --> 00:03:42,423 Uh...huh. But... The papers. Yeah? 34 00:03:42,549 --> 00:03:44,092 - I mean... - Once you pull everything out 35 00:03:44,217 --> 00:03:48,138 That falls under other jurisdictions or maritime law, or is privileged 36 00:03:48,263 --> 00:03:50,140 Or is outside the statute of limitations... 37 00:03:50,265 --> 00:03:54,769 But an FCPA angle obviates those objections, right? 38 00:03:55,186 --> 00:03:58,189 Well, the stuff that works for Foreign Corrupt Practices Act 39 00:03:58,314 --> 00:04:00,191 Is inferential. Waystar was careful. 40 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:01,776 So you're saying the papers are bullshit? 41 00:04:01,901 --> 00:04:04,571 I'm just saying they lacked some of the explosiveness 42 00:04:04,696 --> 00:04:06,072 It was suggested they might have. 43 00:04:06,197 --> 00:04:11,286 Well... I can reposition the context in the public arena 44 00:04:11,411 --> 00:04:15,331 Maybe... maybe... maybe I can flip someone up the tree. 45 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:17,375 I just feel like sometimes we're allowing the tune to be played 46 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:20,670 At my dad's tempo, Lisa and I'm not sure why. 47 00:04:20,795 --> 00:04:22,338 I have the, quote... unquote 48 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:25,550 "Best lawyer in town". I have the best story 49 00:04:25,675 --> 00:04:28,553 - I have fucking receipts. - I hear you're concerned. 50 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:31,973 You have a big day tomorrow, okay? 51 00:04:32,098 --> 00:04:34,434 This happens the night before 52 00:04:35,685 --> 00:04:39,105 - Rest up, okay? - Thank you. Yeah. And... and I... 53 00:04:39,230 --> 00:04:43,193 Look, I really value all the work you do, honestly 54 00:04:44,152 --> 00:04:46,237 But let's try harder. 55 00:04:46,362 --> 00:04:48,615 Yeah? Let's try harder. Thank you. 56 00:05:11,179 --> 00:05:13,932 I miss the big boot. At least you could hear him coming. 57 00:05:18,144 --> 00:05:20,647 - Clearly fucking. - Dad and Kerry? Please. 58 00:05:20,772 --> 00:05:23,858 Showing memes to a young menial? Tale as old as time. 59 00:05:23,983 --> 00:05:26,069 No, he hates the close proximity bang. 60 00:05:26,194 --> 00:05:27,695 He's still really into blowjobs I hear. 61 00:05:27,820 --> 00:05:29,697 You just wanna give him a blowjob, so stop projecting. 62 00:05:29,822 --> 00:05:33,785 - Hey, Romulus. - Looks like he wants one now. 63 00:05:35,245 --> 00:05:38,706 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well played, the internet. 64 00:05:40,166 --> 00:05:45,546 - Okay. Um... Shiv, Tom... Hugo. - You're disgusting. 65 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:50,593 Okay. So your dad has been drawing up priorities for the weekend 66 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:54,180 He wants everyone hitting anti tech positions hard. 67 00:05:54,305 --> 00:05:58,434 Regulate and strangulate. They're getting too powerful. 68 00:05:58,559 --> 00:06:02,230 - Everybody knows it. - Stop tech eating our lunch 69 00:06:02,355 --> 00:06:03,982 Put in a new friend at the top 70 00:06:04,107 --> 00:06:08,653 One who won't fire up justice about our, um, boring old case. 71 00:06:08,778 --> 00:06:11,572 Yeah. And maybe eat a bellyful of humble pie about accidentally 72 00:06:11,698 --> 00:06:13,992 Knocking over their President and smashing him on the floor? 73 00:06:14,284 --> 00:06:17,662 Boo...hoo, It's not our fault the President's Brain couldn't thunk good no more. 74 00:06:17,787 --> 00:06:20,707 Go offense. Spread it round that if the Raisin goes for us 75 00:06:20,832 --> 00:06:24,794 He's, uh politicizing the Cruises case. It's so sad 76 00:06:24,919 --> 00:06:26,504 His Justice Department has a grudge. 77 00:06:26,629 --> 00:06:29,090 I might have heard that the deputy AG 78 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:35,054 Has a picture of me on her dartboard, which is disgusting. 79 00:06:35,179 --> 00:06:37,932 Wait, have... have we heard that or... 80 00:06:38,057 --> 00:06:39,475 That is the rumor that's going around. 81 00:06:40,101 --> 00:06:42,937 Yeah. Funny how these rumors get started. 82 00:06:43,062 --> 00:06:47,233 Yeah. It's disgusting. 83 00:06:54,657 --> 00:06:57,785 Hey. Mind if I jump in with you, Dad? 84 00:06:57,910 --> 00:07:01,581 Uh...oh. Okay, Pinky. 85 00:07:08,296 --> 00:07:10,131 Can we go up a degree in the back? 86 00:07:13,551 --> 00:07:16,095 - You okay? - You gonna be a fucking sourpuss? 87 00:07:17,055 --> 00:07:20,099 What? No. No, I just, uh... 88 00:07:20,224 --> 00:07:22,352 The last time that we talked properly You humiliated me 89 00:07:22,477 --> 00:07:24,771 at the shareholder meeting So I thought I should just check in. 90 00:07:25,396 --> 00:07:29,025 It was a long day and I was unwell. 91 00:07:29,484 --> 00:07:31,277 Uh...huh. Well... 92 00:07:32,070 --> 00:07:35,365 I wanna say I'm concerned about who you might endorse this weekend. 93 00:07:35,782 --> 00:07:38,534 - The Vice President. - You're scared of Dave Boyer? 94 00:07:39,452 --> 00:07:41,746 Yeah. Nothing is more dangerous than a second rate individual 95 00:07:41,871 --> 00:07:45,958 - Who sees his chance. - I need to keep my spoon in the soup. 96 00:07:46,167 --> 00:07:51,089 Fine. And... I don't think this is the place to let Roman be the mouthpiece 97 00:07:51,214 --> 00:07:53,591 - He's maturing - Yeah. And I love him. 98 00:07:53,716 --> 00:07:57,011 But he fucked the phone call with the Raisin. That's an existential risk 99 00:07:57,345 --> 00:07:59,972 And the only solid thing he actioned in LA Dad, 100 00:08:00,098 --> 00:08:03,684 was the movie Dr. Honk about the man who could talk to cars. 101 00:08:04,936 --> 00:08:07,563 Yeah. And we're walking in there with a different hundred aims 102 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:09,732 And I think some nuance is required. 103 00:08:10,942 --> 00:08:14,612 I'm just glad that we still have a company to act on behalf of thanks to me. 104 00:08:16,030 --> 00:08:18,658 Kerry, give Shiv a fucking medal. 105 00:08:41,097 --> 00:08:43,391 - All right, enough. Let's go. - Don't touch me. 106 00:08:47,478 --> 00:08:49,981 Okay. Okay, so, if you guys go to the left, the elevator is to the left 107 00:08:50,106 --> 00:08:52,859 I have your room keys and welcome drinks start in 20 minutes 108 00:09:04,537 --> 00:09:07,957 Wow. I can really smell the panic. Berlin Bunker vibes. 109 00:09:08,291 --> 00:09:09,750 It is rather pungent. 110 00:09:10,126 --> 00:09:13,087 Well, Ms. Libtard, how you do like spelunking in the elephant's asshole? 111 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:15,298 I'm just a corporate observer. 112 00:09:15,465 --> 00:09:17,300 Okay. Well, wait till the weekend's over 113 00:09:17,425 --> 00:09:20,344 We'll get our white cis male stank all over you. 114 00:09:20,470 --> 00:09:22,138 It's just... it's such a thrill 115 00:09:22,597 --> 00:09:24,765 I'm the probably the biggest Conhead in Oklahoma. 116 00:09:25,266 --> 00:09:29,061 Of course, Panhandle Pete. You've met Maxim Pierce 117 00:09:29,187 --> 00:09:30,771 He's my intellectual heft. 118 00:09:30,897 --> 00:09:33,024 My Beltway Buddha. 119 00:09:33,149 --> 00:09:34,734 I push him, he pushes me 120 00:09:34,859 --> 00:09:36,944 - And around and around we go. - it Is it just me 121 00:09:37,153 --> 00:09:40,656 or in a room full of Timothy McVeighs Does Connor suddenly look like a Roosevelt? 122 00:09:40,823 --> 00:09:43,117 Sweetie. It's Panhandle Pete. 123 00:09:44,494 --> 00:09:48,039 Frowny face here wanted to stay home and work on her play 124 00:09:48,164 --> 00:09:50,416 But duty calls for my leggy Mary Todd. 125 00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:54,420 Yeah, that's fine I can totally just write a play on my phone. 126 00:09:54,921 --> 00:09:57,256 So, uh, how... how'd you two meet? 127 00:09:58,716 --> 00:10:00,259 - Online. - Online. 128 00:10:01,093 --> 00:10:04,055 Hi, folks. Just... just for a second. Quiet for just a second 129 00:10:04,180 --> 00:10:09,769 I want to thank you all for being here on such short notice 130 00:10:09,894 --> 00:10:13,606 And I wanna thank you for keeping your attendance private 131 00:10:13,731 --> 00:10:17,860 Uh, what we do here at the Future Freedom Summit 132 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:22,782 Is of the utmost importance to our party and our country 133 00:10:22,907 --> 00:10:26,661 I... I happen to believe the next President of the United States 134 00:10:27,662 --> 00:10:32,166 - Is somewhere in this very room. - He is, and he's hard as a rock. 135 00:10:32,291 --> 00:10:35,753 Oh, may God shepherd this person 136 00:10:36,337 --> 00:10:40,007 - The health of our republic depends on it. - And the health of my portfolio. 137 00:10:40,132 --> 00:10:42,260 - And that. - To the republic! 138 00:10:42,385 --> 00:10:45,471 To the republic! Thank you. Republic. 139 00:10:48,766 --> 00:10:50,935 Ron Petkus blew his son's archery instructor. 140 00:10:51,644 --> 00:10:53,437 - True story. - Blew his arc... 141 00:10:53,771 --> 00:10:57,358 Um, some guy with an undercut just called me Soy Boy? 142 00:10:57,567 --> 00:10:59,902 Oh, don't worry, Greg It's a nice safe space 143 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:01,821 where you don't have to pretend to like Hamilton. 144 00:11:02,738 --> 00:11:05,241 - Well, I like Hamilton. - Sure, you do. We all do. 145 00:11:07,743 --> 00:11:11,289 So, what... what... what is this actually here? 146 00:11:11,539 --> 00:11:15,084 This is just a nice political conference of like minded donors 147 00:11:15,209 --> 00:11:19,380 - And intellectuals. - AKA picking the next President. 148 00:11:19,922 --> 00:11:22,216 - Selecto el presidento. - That's not... 149 00:11:22,425 --> 00:11:25,469 - that's not really how it works. - Yeah, no. Sure, but yeah. 150 00:11:25,678 --> 00:11:27,930 Uh, but is that like constitutional? 151 00:11:28,306 --> 00:11:30,391 Oh, I don't know, Greg. You wanna call the referee? 152 00:11:30,516 --> 00:11:32,310 - Is there an ombudsman in the house? - Well... 153 00:11:32,518 --> 00:11:34,061 - What is an ombudsman? - Here they are. 154 00:11:34,228 --> 00:11:36,147 The family who lost us a presidency. 155 00:11:37,607 --> 00:11:40,860 - How is he, the Raisin? - He's out of a job in six months, 156 00:11:41,193 --> 00:11:45,072 lame in the interim And the GOP is in flames. We're all doing backflips. 157 00:11:45,197 --> 00:11:47,825 - Sorry about that. - He's got a serious condition. 158 00:11:48,117 --> 00:11:50,036 We felt the country needed to know. 159 00:11:50,661 --> 00:11:52,580 So, uh, what are you hearing? 160 00:11:52,705 --> 00:11:56,626 Well, with the president out we need a nominee so welcome to clown town. 161 00:11:56,959 --> 00:11:59,545 Six months to Election Day and no candidate 162 00:11:59,712 --> 00:12:02,048 Super Tuesday's gone ballots are already finalized 163 00:12:02,173 --> 00:12:04,091 The delegates will choose at the RNC of course 164 00:12:04,216 --> 00:12:08,429 But I think we can all be real and say we need to choose here first. 165 00:12:08,846 --> 00:12:11,223 It's Boyer, right? We're going Boyer? 166 00:12:11,349 --> 00:12:14,852 Yup. Cleanest option is the Vice President 167 00:12:15,269 --> 00:12:16,646 The party needs to be united 168 00:12:16,896 --> 00:12:19,940 So I hope since you started this mess, you can help us clear it up. 169 00:12:20,066 --> 00:12:22,526 - Dave's good. I like Dave. - We all like Dave. 170 00:12:22,652 --> 00:12:24,487 Steady old plow horse. 171 00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:29,241 I heard his daughter has made him go vegetarian, did you hear that? 172 00:12:29,450 --> 00:12:33,454 No. No. Oh, no, I think I've seen him eat a meatball. 173 00:12:33,913 --> 00:12:37,291 No. Secret herbivore, I hear. 174 00:12:38,626 --> 00:12:40,252 Boyer? It's his turn? 175 00:12:42,922 --> 00:12:44,757 I don't really mind the lip licking thing. 176 00:12:47,176 --> 00:12:50,721 - No. Is it bad? - Not really. 177 00:12:50,888 --> 00:12:54,850 It's, uh, just when you notice it you definitely notice it. 178 00:12:55,518 --> 00:12:58,312 As long as he doesn't do it much during the debates, we should be fine. 179 00:12:58,896 --> 00:13:01,065 The guy must have the wettest lips in North America. 180 00:13:01,190 --> 00:13:04,860 Yeah. It's like he's a cartoon bear and there's always a picnic hamper nearby 181 00:13:05,236 --> 00:13:07,905 Yeah, but Dave's great. Congratulations, by the way. 182 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:11,534 Oh, okay. Uh, for what? What have I done now? 183 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:15,996 For the wedding. Your mother 184 00:13:17,123 --> 00:13:19,291 - Your mother is Caroline Collingwood, no? - Yeah. 185 00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:21,627 She's getting married, no? Peter Munion. 186 00:13:21,836 --> 00:13:25,756 No. No, she's in a relationship with a canoe shaped gentleman named Rory. 187 00:13:26,132 --> 00:13:29,844 Nope. Maybe it was somebody else. Uh, pretty sure... No. 188 00:13:31,679 --> 00:13:35,266 Oh. Look at that. Um, you know how it is. 189 00:13:35,558 --> 00:13:38,436 Families. Um, could you forward that to me actually? 190 00:13:39,562 --> 00:13:42,356 - Thank you. I'll see you around. Thank you. - Okay. 191 00:13:42,940 --> 00:13:44,775 Hey. Could you excuse us for just a moment? 192 00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:46,527 - Certainly. Certainly. - Thank you so much... 193 00:13:47,111 --> 00:13:49,155 Did you know about this you withholding bitch? 194 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:52,825 - What? - You know Glyn the Brexit pervert? 195 00:13:53,117 --> 00:13:56,620 Yeah, he just sent this to me. Apparently, our mother's marrying a Peter Munion. 196 00:13:56,996 --> 00:13:59,123 - What? Who's Peter Onion? - I don't fucking know. 197 00:13:59,915 --> 00:14:01,542 I wonder if that first born fucker knew. 198 00:14:02,084 --> 00:14:03,461 Call him. 199 00:14:05,171 --> 00:14:06,672 Sorry. Just give me a second... 200 00:14:07,548 --> 00:14:09,300 - Yeah. What? - "I'm here with Shiv." 201 00:14:09,425 --> 00:14:11,051 Just wanted to let you know new dad just dropped. 202 00:14:12,636 --> 00:14:15,389 - I'm sorry. What? - Yeah. Mommy's getting remarried dingus 203 00:14:15,514 --> 00:14:16,974 - Did you know? - Of course he didn't know. 204 00:14:17,099 --> 00:14:19,393 - Ken bores the shit out of Mom. - "What are you even talking about?" 205 00:14:19,685 --> 00:14:21,812 You mean, uh, Rory? 206 00:14:21,937 --> 00:14:23,647 "Uh, no. She took the view "fuck Rory."" 207 00:14:24,398 --> 00:14:26,442 "Hey, Shiv, is it true, you're at that hate fest fest?" 208 00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:29,528 "Burning books and measuring skulls down in Nuremberg, Virginia?" 209 00:14:29,653 --> 00:14:32,531 Yeah. What are you doing with your weekend? 210 00:14:32,907 --> 00:14:34,617 Planning to send us all to jail, your favorite? 211 00:14:34,742 --> 00:14:37,369 All right. Just, uh, wanted to let you know Mommy still doesn't love you 212 00:14:37,495 --> 00:14:38,913 Bye, Ken. Bye. 213 00:14:41,665 --> 00:14:44,710 Hey, man. I... I just wanted to uh, broach something with you. 214 00:14:45,002 --> 00:14:48,839 - Broach away, Greg. - So, yeah. Look, I'm... I'm pretty anxious. 215 00:14:50,549 --> 00:14:52,968 Ken is saying he might burn me. 216 00:14:55,846 --> 00:14:58,098 Are you threatening me? You can't threaten me I'm immune. 217 00:14:58,349 --> 00:15:02,311 No, Tom. I was just thinking about advice because I'm... 218 00:15:03,062 --> 00:15:07,316 I'm obsessing over the prison of it all. 219 00:15:07,733 --> 00:15:10,528 And, um, I just need to know how to stop thinking. 220 00:15:11,153 --> 00:15:12,696 - Yeah. - It's just constant. 221 00:15:12,822 --> 00:15:14,365 I tried that. Doesn't work 222 00:15:14,907 --> 00:15:18,369 You know, what I'm preferring is to always think about it 223 00:15:19,328 --> 00:15:22,081 And then, when you don't, for a moment it's like 224 00:15:22,248 --> 00:15:25,584 "Oh, someone's loosened their icy grip on my innards." 225 00:15:28,963 --> 00:15:31,715 Yeah. I like that. I like it. 226 00:15:33,050 --> 00:15:34,885 So you wanna try? 227 00:15:35,970 --> 00:15:40,015 It's the Spatburgunder. Our vineyard. 228 00:15:43,060 --> 00:15:44,603 Screw top. 229 00:15:45,855 --> 00:15:48,065 "Black and brown avatars" 230 00:15:48,274 --> 00:15:50,734 - "to smear and vilify." - Did you hear Boyer's losing juice now? 231 00:15:51,277 --> 00:15:53,779 - "In the Democratic Party..." - So it's biodynamic. 232 00:15:55,948 --> 00:15:57,366 Has quite a funk to it. 233 00:15:57,950 --> 00:15:59,535 "Engineered by the DNC" 234 00:15:59,660 --> 00:16:03,455 "End the LSM in conjunction with their big tech overlord" 235 00:16:03,873 --> 00:16:06,792 - "Now, the rest of us..." - You kind of have to meet it halfway, right? 236 00:16:06,917 --> 00:16:10,379 - It's... - You know, it's... earthy? 237 00:16:10,588 --> 00:16:13,716 - Yeah. - Kind of, hmm, Germanic. 238 00:16:13,841 --> 00:16:17,511 Yeah, there's lots to unpack. It's... it's not... it's not floral 239 00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:23,392 It's not sugary or vegetal. It's... it's... it's... 240 00:16:24,602 --> 00:16:28,105 It's quite agricultural, you know. It's... it's... it's a... It's... 241 00:16:31,525 --> 00:16:33,694 It's not very nice, is it, the wine, Shiv? 242 00:16:34,028 --> 00:16:35,738 "It's true, we see this a lot, this so called..." 243 00:16:36,071 --> 00:16:40,242 You know, if Boyer flames out, then maybe it's time to... 244 00:16:40,910 --> 00:16:44,079 - It might be time to pivot party. - So my prison consultant called 245 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,290 And it looks like the place upstate might be full. 246 00:16:49,585 --> 00:16:52,004 - It's all the same. - Well, you're tired. 247 00:16:52,129 --> 00:16:53,839 You'll feel better about that in the morning. 248 00:16:53,964 --> 00:16:57,217 Oh, yeah? One day closer to my incarceration, right? 249 00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:01,263 Apparently the food in jail is really bland. 250 00:17:03,474 --> 00:17:05,726 - I mean, I know it's the same every day... - Tom. 251 00:17:08,062 --> 00:17:10,064 I don't get why you keep wanting to talk about it. 252 00:17:11,941 --> 00:17:13,734 Okay. I'm sorry. 253 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,986 Does the topic of my imminent imprisonment 254 00:17:16,111 --> 00:17:17,863 - bore you? - Come on, you're just... you're obsessing 255 00:17:17,988 --> 00:17:21,283 I just... I can't keep going round and round, okay? 256 00:17:31,752 --> 00:17:33,796 Honey, I don't know what else there is to say. 257 00:17:39,051 --> 00:17:40,886 I'm sorry 258 00:17:43,389 --> 00:17:44,890 - Hey. - Hey. 259 00:17:59,905 --> 00:18:01,365 No? 260 00:18:01,824 --> 00:18:03,200 Oh, sure. 261 00:18:04,994 --> 00:18:06,745 - Okay. - You know what? 262 00:18:08,038 --> 00:18:09,707 There's not really any point. 263 00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:13,460 Uh, to making love? 264 00:18:13,752 --> 00:18:16,046 Yeah. Well, if you're still on contraception 265 00:18:16,171 --> 00:18:19,842 It's just like throwing so much cake batter at a brick wall. 266 00:18:24,847 --> 00:18:27,850 I think what I realized is that I'm just not that interested 267 00:18:27,975 --> 00:18:29,810 in being a commercial playwright. 268 00:18:30,102 --> 00:18:32,646 I mean, the audience helped you discover that, didn't they, babe? 269 00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:36,775 Yeah. Well, beauty and brains. Oh, I probably shouldn't say that 270 00:18:37,443 --> 00:18:38,819 Um, will I be cancelled? 271 00:18:38,944 --> 00:18:43,574 Oh, no. No. No. Well, who knows? You know, the night is young, so 272 00:18:43,699 --> 00:18:46,285 Uh, yeah. I...I just... I don't know how you do it. 273 00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:49,621 How do you make up things that aren't already there? 274 00:18:49,747 --> 00:18:52,791 Oh, you don't know the half of it. We talk long into the night 275 00:18:53,125 --> 00:18:58,047 Ideas, literary, global... Macro, micro, cosmo. 276 00:18:58,213 --> 00:18:59,590 `We bounce off each other. 277 00:19:00,049 --> 00:19:01,425 Well, that sounds delightful. 278 00:19:02,926 --> 00:19:05,054 - No. I mean, well yeah. - Con? 279 00:19:05,637 --> 00:19:08,640 You should come to Pound Ridge one weekend. 280 00:19:08,766 --> 00:19:13,312 Both of you, um, unless you're tired or busy, one. 281 00:19:13,437 --> 00:19:15,981 - One and all. - we'd love that wouldn't we, chicken? 282 00:19:16,106 --> 00:19:17,649 I don't know if you're invited. 283 00:19:19,443 --> 00:19:21,528 Yeah. Let me circulate 284 00:19:21,653 --> 00:19:25,783 And I will rehydrate this gorgeous creature on my return. 285 00:19:25,908 --> 00:19:27,534 Cancelled. 286 00:19:27,659 --> 00:19:31,747 You... Oh, Jake. Yeah, yeah. 287 00:19:32,081 --> 00:19:33,457 Fun guy. 288 00:19:33,582 --> 00:19:36,668 Con, maybe don't abandon me upstate with Larry Lech here, okay? 289 00:19:36,794 --> 00:19:39,546 - It's weird. - Very influential. 290 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,049 - We're just showing a bit of leg. - Yeah, my leg. 291 00:19:42,174 --> 00:19:45,427 The collective leg. He's a huge donor. 292 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:50,099 And maybe I don't wanna donate my body to political science, huh? 293 00:20:00,692 --> 00:20:02,903 Hey, man. What's up? 294 00:20:03,028 --> 00:20:05,948 Oh, okay. Yeah, it's the, uh it's the ghost pepper 295 00:20:06,073 --> 00:20:07,908 The spicy new flavor. Mencken. 296 00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:11,370 So what's your deal? Most people here wanna fuck me or kill me. 297 00:20:11,745 --> 00:20:13,705 - How about you? - I always found it hard 298 00:20:13,831 --> 00:20:15,207 to care about politics, so... 299 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:18,794 Well, listen, here's my party trick, all right? 300 00:20:18,919 --> 00:20:21,421 - Okay. - Tell me who your enemy is 301 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:23,966 and I'll tell you who you are. 302 00:20:26,301 --> 00:20:30,806 Okay. Put a pin in that one. Um, I've seen your poll numbers 303 00:20:30,931 --> 00:20:34,977 You're dark horsin' it. People are buying your whole, huh? 304 00:20:35,102 --> 00:20:38,021 They better buy it or I'll send them to the gulag. 305 00:20:38,147 --> 00:20:39,940 Oh, okay. Now we're talking. 306 00:20:40,315 --> 00:20:43,569 I don't know. No work camps. Yeah. Like... like summer camps. 307 00:20:44,069 --> 00:20:48,282 - Summer camps but with beatings - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No beatings 308 00:20:50,534 --> 00:20:52,119 Well, this is nice. 309 00:20:52,244 --> 00:20:54,454 Couple of cool guys having some disgusting fun. 310 00:20:56,123 --> 00:21:00,878 So, uh... do you guys know yet who takes over? 311 00:21:02,254 --> 00:21:03,797 - What's that? - When they send the old 312 00:21:04,214 --> 00:21:08,635 Battletoad off to the hoosegow? Your dad. Admiral Grope Boat. 313 00:21:08,886 --> 00:21:11,305 Um, yeah. No, he's not. That's actually not happening. 314 00:21:11,847 --> 00:21:14,057 Yeah, that's right. That's... no. That's the line 315 00:21:14,183 --> 00:21:16,435 Stick to the line that's good. 316 00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:45,172 So according to Steven my prison consultant, this is...you know 317 00:21:45,297 --> 00:21:49,301 This is kind of what the food is like inside. I'm in training How's your omelette? 318 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:56,558 Nice. Nope. Yeah. Making some inroads 319 00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:59,061 - I'm actually glad you called, Tom. - It's like... it's like Afghanistan 320 00:21:59,186 --> 00:22:02,064 You have to start in the center there. You establish a base of operations 321 00:22:02,189 --> 00:22:04,191 And you have to kind of move out 322 00:22:04,316 --> 00:22:06,276 - To secure more territory. - Okay. 323 00:22:06,401 --> 00:22:10,239 Yeah. I, uh... I'm worried about prison. I... I... I... 324 00:22:10,364 --> 00:22:12,741 I just feel, because of my physical length 325 00:22:12,866 --> 00:22:15,535 I could be a target for all kinds of misadventure. 326 00:22:15,661 --> 00:22:18,956 And it won't taste as good as this either, okay? 327 00:22:19,081 --> 00:22:24,336 You have to take off 30% to 50% of the taste of that endless salty gym mat 328 00:22:24,503 --> 00:22:26,505 That you're eating. The camel's labia. 329 00:22:26,630 --> 00:22:29,716 Yeah. Like they wipe their ass on your pillowcase. 330 00:22:29,841 --> 00:22:31,551 Yeah. I know. I know. That's something they like to do. 331 00:22:31,677 --> 00:22:34,930 I've read the prison blogs, Greg. I know. 332 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:39,559 look. You know how, uh 333 00:22:40,227 --> 00:22:42,813 They're calling you that name around the office? 334 00:22:42,938 --> 00:22:44,856 The... you know the Christmas tree? 335 00:22:44,982 --> 00:22:47,609 What's good is to eradicate hope 336 00:22:48,527 --> 00:22:50,570 They can't get you if you got no hope. 337 00:22:50,821 --> 00:22:55,075 It's because I think you know If you have a crime you need to unload 338 00:22:55,742 --> 00:22:57,536 They can hang it from you like an ornament. 339 00:22:57,661 --> 00:23:00,289 I haven't really slept properly in about eight days. 340 00:23:00,414 --> 00:23:05,002 It's not a nice name, but I was wondering since 341 00:23:05,127 --> 00:23:08,422 I mean, it looks like you're going anyway 342 00:23:09,381 --> 00:23:15,512 Is it.. is it possible you might... with me? 343 00:23:16,221 --> 00:23:18,432 Are you asking if you can... 344 00:23:19,516 --> 00:23:23,812 Hook your bauble of corporate wrongdoing on one of my branches, Greg? 345 00:23:23,937 --> 00:23:28,191 I just thought if... if it won't make much difference to you... 346 00:23:33,905 --> 00:23:37,951 Fine. Okay. Load me up, you piece of shit. 347 00:23:38,702 --> 00:23:41,496 No quid pro quo? Just... 348 00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:48,128 That's... that's incredibly kind of you. 349 00:23:53,216 --> 00:23:56,345 - Can I get this? - No. Greenpeace stole your inheritance. 350 00:23:56,845 --> 00:24:00,349 Besides, all my meals will be free soon, so... 351 00:24:10,776 --> 00:24:14,321 Okay, Mr. Roy. Is there any other illegal conduct 352 00:24:14,446 --> 00:24:17,949 that you are aware of in connection to what we've been talking about today 353 00:24:18,075 --> 00:24:19,910 That we haven't covered? 354 00:24:23,914 --> 00:24:28,794 No. Not that I can think of now... at the moment. 355 00:24:28,919 --> 00:24:33,173 Thank you for your time, Mr. Roy. Counselor. Thank you. 356 00:24:33,757 --> 00:24:35,133 Thank you. 357 00:24:42,015 --> 00:24:46,937 Good. I think that you did fine. 358 00:24:50,107 --> 00:24:52,275 It was a good start and they'll have another session. 359 00:24:52,401 --> 00:24:54,528 We can say it went badly, Lisa. It's okay. 360 00:24:54,653 --> 00:24:57,114 Okay. Let's maybe just... we'll do the Monday morning 361 00:24:57,364 --> 00:24:59,116 - quarterback in a bit. - They spent all day trying to find... 362 00:24:59,241 --> 00:25:01,576 hairline fractures in my story. 363 00:25:01,701 --> 00:25:04,204 Meanwhile, my Dad's a fucking tsunami of corruption 364 00:25:04,830 --> 00:25:08,375 - They don't do cuddles, Ken. - Right. Right. 365 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:10,168 Because I... I know how this works. 366 00:25:10,961 --> 00:25:14,506 Okay? My dad is drowning them In chicken feed and compliance bullshit 367 00:25:14,965 --> 00:25:16,550 Five years go by and it... and it's 368 00:25:16,675 --> 00:25:19,553 "Hey, whatever happened to that big investigation into the bad people?" 369 00:25:19,678 --> 00:25:21,930 - Ken... - Because they are scared of my dad. 370 00:25:22,055 --> 00:25:25,267 - Come on. Come on. - They pretend they're on the side of justice 371 00:25:25,392 --> 00:25:26,852 They pretend they're on the side of the whistleblowers. 372 00:25:26,977 --> 00:25:28,687 - Not here. - But they're chickenshit. 373 00:25:29,271 --> 00:25:30,730 Not here. 374 00:25:35,485 --> 00:25:37,737 That should put a rocket up their asses. 375 00:25:46,079 --> 00:25:48,707 We do not want this to get politicized. 376 00:25:48,832 --> 00:25:51,668 - Well, everything is politics, so... - Kendall. 377 00:25:52,752 --> 00:25:57,507 - Do you think you're smarter than me? - What? Do I... what? No. No. 378 00:25:58,008 --> 00:26:00,635 Because maybe you are. But I am a better lawyer 379 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,888 You acted high handed and defensive 380 00:26:03,054 --> 00:26:05,765 and then oscillated to wildly over familiar and glib. 381 00:26:05,974 --> 00:26:07,601 You sometimes undermined my status 382 00:26:07,726 --> 00:26:10,854 And didn't appear to be frank about your own involvement 383 00:26:11,605 --> 00:26:14,649 But let's take stock, okay? 384 00:26:24,367 --> 00:26:27,871 - Hey, Logan. - Dave. How are we? 385 00:26:27,996 --> 00:26:29,831 Good. Good. I'm glad I ran into you. 386 00:26:30,540 --> 00:26:33,043 I feel like we've hardly had a chance to connect. 387 00:26:33,210 --> 00:26:35,420 - Well, here we are. - Here we are. 388 00:26:35,921 --> 00:26:39,257 You've heard they're calling this the ATN primary? 389 00:26:39,382 --> 00:26:42,469 Oh, I wouldn't worry about all that. 390 00:26:43,595 --> 00:26:48,683 You know, one of the things I wanted to discuss with you is... 391 00:26:48,808 --> 00:26:54,147 Is Controlling Tech. That's a big... big plank for me. 392 00:26:54,272 --> 00:26:57,192 Oh, that's interesting. That's really interesting. 393 00:26:57,442 --> 00:27:02,531 Sure. Sure. Uh, and I... I can sometimes fear a degree Of... 394 00:27:02,739 --> 00:27:05,575 legal overreach against you legacy media guys. 395 00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:10,830 You heard this thing that the deputy AG has a dartboard with my face on it? 396 00:27:10,956 --> 00:27:16,044 Yeah. I mean, I think that's just a rumor. 397 00:27:16,169 --> 00:27:19,047 I mean, to me, it's one of those things where even if it isn't real 398 00:27:19,172 --> 00:27:21,967 there's a reason it feels like it is, right? 399 00:27:25,554 --> 00:27:28,515 - Right. - Okay. Good. 400 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,725 Look, I'm just gonna be straight with you 401 00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:34,729 I like you. Petkus and the big dollar guys are on the fence. 402 00:27:34,854 --> 00:27:37,440 Let's... let's... let's make this happen, yeah? 403 00:27:37,566 --> 00:27:41,152 I just need you to push me over the brink here. 404 00:27:41,278 --> 00:27:44,698 Great. I get it. See you at dinner. 405 00:27:48,326 --> 00:27:53,123 I think he's been waiting there for me for the last ten fucking minutes. 406 00:27:54,165 --> 00:27:55,750 Okay. Okay. Okay. 407 00:27:55,875 --> 00:28:00,422 So Comfry, Lisa's out. It turns out she's a toxic person, you know 408 00:28:00,547 --> 00:28:02,299 And once... once I get the new legal A team in place 409 00:28:02,591 --> 00:28:05,385 We gotta put that out with the right context, okay? 410 00:28:05,510 --> 00:28:07,846 - Okay. - Yeah, it's not a big deal. 411 00:28:07,971 --> 00:28:11,099 It's an opportunity We just... we just, you know, flip a big name, boom 412 00:28:11,224 --> 00:28:13,476 - It's all good. It's all good. - Totally. All right. Cool. 413 00:28:13,643 --> 00:28:15,020 I will tell Berry. 414 00:28:15,353 --> 00:28:19,149 Okay, guys. B Day. Big... big... big 4...0. How we looking? 415 00:28:19,399 --> 00:28:21,526 - Shit slaps. - Yeah? You think? 416 00:28:21,735 --> 00:28:23,111 What was the one... what was the one I liked? 417 00:28:23,361 --> 00:28:25,071 - What's the one I liked? - Uh, End Times? 418 00:28:25,238 --> 00:28:27,616 - Right. - Weimar meets Carthage meets Dante 419 00:28:27,741 --> 00:28:32,037 meets AI, And antibiotic resistant superbugs. 420 00:28:32,162 --> 00:28:33,538 That's kind of dope though. 421 00:28:33,663 --> 00:28:37,751 I mean, but are Zadie Smith and fucking Chuck D and Lucas Madison 422 00:28:37,876 --> 00:28:42,672 Gonna come to my antibiotics party? I don't know. Will he meet? 423 00:28:42,922 --> 00:28:47,052 - He's not picking up any of our numbers. - Okay. Well, get me new numbers. 424 00:28:47,177 --> 00:28:49,179 - Okay. - Just... let's keep calling. 425 00:28:49,554 --> 00:28:51,931 - He is priority one, Jess. - Yeah. 426 00:28:53,975 --> 00:28:58,480 Well, my grandpa gave my inheritance to Greenpeace 427 00:28:58,605 --> 00:29:00,732 And then someone posted a comment on their website 428 00:29:00,857 --> 00:29:03,401 And it could contain a slight on my character. 429 00:29:03,526 --> 00:29:06,071 And then Greenpeace promoted the comment 430 00:29:06,196 --> 00:29:10,659 And so my lawyer thinks that that's defamation. 431 00:29:10,784 --> 00:29:14,079 So yeah, that... that's how I'm trying to sue Greenpeace. 432 00:29:15,205 --> 00:29:17,791 - Is that Shiv Roy? - Oh, Mr. Salgado. 433 00:29:17,957 --> 00:29:21,294 Good to see you here. Does this mean you've finally come to your senses? 434 00:29:21,628 --> 00:29:24,214 Oh, no. Just shopping in the marketplace of ideas. 435 00:29:24,506 --> 00:29:26,257 Step on in Shiv, the water's fine. 436 00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:31,137 Hey, I don't mean to bum Rush you here, but could you help me out? 437 00:29:32,013 --> 00:29:34,224 There's a feeding frenzy around your dad and I'm... 438 00:29:34,849 --> 00:29:37,977 - trying To stand apart from the rest of it - The total fucking wack jobs? 439 00:29:38,770 --> 00:29:42,107 Don't get me wrong. I'm with the base. Energy is extraordinary. 440 00:29:42,691 --> 00:29:46,069 I just think I can bring traditional conservatives to a more diverse dialogue. 441 00:29:47,028 --> 00:29:49,364 ATN hasn't given you a lot of shine. It's true. 442 00:29:49,489 --> 00:29:52,575 Not to be indiscreet but, um, I just feel... 443 00:29:54,119 --> 00:29:58,665 If I was in the White House and you were in the C suite, we could mold. 444 00:29:59,541 --> 00:30:03,420 - Oh, wow. Sir, you are very forward. - Was that forward? 445 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:07,799 Get your old man to make me President I'll see to it that you become CEO 446 00:30:07,924 --> 00:30:09,676 Even if I have to send your dad to prison. 447 00:30:11,052 --> 00:30:13,263 Well, that is, uh, that's very funny. 448 00:30:13,388 --> 00:30:17,767 So it's decided? You land this for me, I send your dad up the river? 449 00:30:17,892 --> 00:30:21,146 Uh, yeah. I mean, unless... unless he resigns in a month. 450 00:30:21,271 --> 00:30:22,647 Clean kill, baby! 451 00:30:23,982 --> 00:30:26,651 Good stuff. Okay. Very funny. 452 00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:33,491 Look, you want some advice? Hoard mackerel tins 453 00:30:33,658 --> 00:30:35,034 I know. Sounds funny, right? 454 00:30:35,910 --> 00:30:38,121 But you're gonna need them for bartering. 455 00:30:38,788 --> 00:30:40,165 - Yeah. - Yeah. 456 00:30:40,373 --> 00:30:43,168 - Greg, can you... will you keep a note? - Oh, yeah. 457 00:30:43,334 --> 00:30:48,673 Oh, and the toilet. Your toilet is your stair machine, it's your bench 458 00:30:48,798 --> 00:30:54,763 It's, uh, your fridge, it's your lover, It's your brother, it's your priest. 459 00:30:54,888 --> 00:30:58,767 Oh, and also, most importantly it's also your toilet. 460 00:30:59,976 --> 00:31:03,188 Right. Right. Right. Yeah. That... That... I mean, that's...Yeah 461 00:31:03,313 --> 00:31:04,856 That's... So that's a big part of prison. 462 00:31:06,483 --> 00:31:10,278 It can be a perfect gentleman. It could also be a terrible bastard. 463 00:31:10,403 --> 00:31:11,780 Your toilet could be a bastard? 464 00:31:12,781 --> 00:31:16,993 The key is unity. If we land a favorite, I can pool the big money. 465 00:31:17,118 --> 00:31:20,914 But I need to know the messaging will be there to back me up 466 00:31:22,081 --> 00:31:25,335 I like him, but a lot of people are asking, "Is Boyer a fighter?" 467 00:31:25,460 --> 00:31:28,505 I don't care about the resume or ideological purity 468 00:31:28,630 --> 00:31:32,509 As long as they get it and they pop. 469 00:31:32,675 --> 00:31:35,094 You're looking for someone who gets it, I got your man 470 00:31:35,887 --> 00:31:40,892 Connor Roy. He's got a brand name, a war chest, populist appeal 471 00:31:41,017 --> 00:31:43,269 - And he's a fighter. - Hey, thanks, Pete 472 00:31:43,394 --> 00:31:46,648 I believe I speak for my father when I offer a firm 473 00:31:46,773 --> 00:31:49,818 And robust, "No comment!" 474 00:31:52,654 --> 00:31:57,367 - Sure. I could see Connor. - Sure, I agree. 475 00:31:57,617 --> 00:32:00,829 The sword has been pulled from the stone, my liege. 476 00:32:01,538 --> 00:32:04,249 Look at us playing nice people might think we liked each other. 477 00:32:04,374 --> 00:32:07,335 - No, What? - Hey, I'm a conservative, I like tradition 478 00:32:07,585 --> 00:32:11,464 I doff my cap to Vice President Boyer's years of loyal service. 479 00:32:11,589 --> 00:32:15,301 Thank you. I believe you used to call me "Martin Van Boring"? 480 00:32:15,426 --> 00:32:17,720 Hey, come on, no. I still call you that. 481 00:32:18,221 --> 00:32:20,640 Mencken and I may differ in some areas 482 00:32:20,765 --> 00:32:24,686 But, uh, we both agree that this is the party of the working class now. 483 00:32:25,645 --> 00:32:29,774 What? Shiv, all the richest counties in America are blue 484 00:32:30,316 --> 00:32:33,069 The Democrats and Tech hold all the wealth. 485 00:32:34,112 --> 00:32:36,447 I just think some of us get so high off owning the libs 486 00:32:36,573 --> 00:32:39,617 - We forget to talk policy. - Yeah, Rick loves to talk policy 487 00:32:39,993 --> 00:32:42,829 What he does is he memorizes a National Review issue 488 00:32:42,954 --> 00:32:45,832 From 2012 and then he recites it back to you 489 00:32:45,957 --> 00:32:48,126 - Cool policy, bro. - And Jeryd hates to talk policy 490 00:32:48,251 --> 00:32:50,461 Because it would mean, you know, having one. 491 00:32:50,753 --> 00:32:54,674 - Sick burn, brosef. - no, no. We're kidding, we like each other. 492 00:32:54,799 --> 00:32:58,094 I listen to his speeches every night. They help me drop off. 493 00:32:58,219 --> 00:33:01,347 Maybe it's boring talking about populist solutions for working families. 494 00:33:01,472 --> 00:33:04,726 Rick, come on, you jerked off to Reagan's headshot for 30 years 495 00:33:04,851 --> 00:33:08,021 - And now you're Tom Joad? - Oh, God, it's so fucking boring. 496 00:33:09,063 --> 00:33:10,690 What's that? What? 497 00:33:11,482 --> 00:33:14,277 No, I just... I've seen your thing quite a lot. 498 00:33:14,652 --> 00:33:16,029 And that... and what's that? What's my thing? 499 00:33:16,154 --> 00:33:20,450 YouTube provocateur bullshit Aristo... populism, rape is natural. 500 00:33:20,575 --> 00:33:24,495 "It's all red pill, baby." I'm just... I'm just so fucking over it. 501 00:33:24,662 --> 00:33:26,205 Have you read Plato? 502 00:33:27,707 --> 00:33:31,878 - Yeah. Remind me, what happens? - Read Plato! Read Plato! 503 00:33:32,128 --> 00:33:34,422 Oh, don't want to! Don't fucking want to! 504 00:33:34,547 --> 00:33:36,716 See, he doesn't actually wanna have a conversation 505 00:33:37,008 --> 00:33:38,718 - He just wants to yell Loud enough - Yeah 506 00:33:38,843 --> 00:33:41,262 - to get on ATN. - Nah. Fuck ATN. 507 00:33:42,889 --> 00:33:45,850 No, really. ATN is treated as a bulwark, but it's dead. 508 00:33:45,975 --> 00:33:50,271 It's basically a pudding cup at 5:00 PM in the nursing home. 509 00:33:52,273 --> 00:33:54,317 Honestly, doesn't speak to me. 510 00:33:55,068 --> 00:33:57,403 Doesn't speak to the... the people that I talk to. 511 00:33:57,737 --> 00:34:02,700 It is status quo bedtime stories to maximize Shareholder value. 512 00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:07,497 No disrespect, Logan Roy was an icon 513 00:34:07,622 --> 00:34:11,125 But, you know... he's no longer relevant. 514 00:34:12,961 --> 00:34:14,420 - You recognize this fucker? - Nope. 515 00:34:15,004 --> 00:34:18,383 Fucking jelly bone... bow tea "pip, pip, cheerio" fucker. 516 00:34:19,175 --> 00:34:21,886 - You told Dad yet? - No. We have to stop the wedding now, right? 517 00:34:22,053 --> 00:34:24,138 What? Stop obsessing over Mom's new husband 518 00:34:24,263 --> 00:34:27,433 - Just get over it. Who cares? - Get over it? It just fucking happened 519 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:31,020 Our mother is marrying some dickhead crooked tooth turnip man 520 00:34:31,145 --> 00:34:32,522 What's wrong Is how little you care about it, 521 00:34:32,647 --> 00:34:34,023 - you frozen bitch. - Poor Rome. His dreams 522 00:34:34,148 --> 00:34:37,402 of porking mom slipping through his little lubed up fingers. 523 00:34:41,114 --> 00:34:43,408 Hey. So, come in. Come in. 524 00:34:43,533 --> 00:34:46,202 - Yeah. - Sit. Sit. 525 00:34:46,327 --> 00:34:48,246 Is Greg necessary? 526 00:34:48,788 --> 00:34:50,999 Just keep your trap shut. Watch. 527 00:34:51,541 --> 00:34:55,336 All right. Thank you, sir. Minimizing the Greg window. 528 00:34:55,628 --> 00:34:58,756 There's a lot of chaff flying by, a lot of flapping 529 00:34:59,257 --> 00:35:03,469 But Ron and me are gonna meet and figure out how we can pull for the same name 530 00:35:05,304 --> 00:35:07,515 We need one voice on this, or we could fall apart 531 00:35:08,016 --> 00:35:10,351 and hand it to the fuck... Fuck donkey gang. 532 00:35:10,852 --> 00:35:15,732 Right. So... Who do we like? 533 00:35:17,358 --> 00:35:19,527 Well, shouldn't we kick it around a bit? 534 00:35:19,861 --> 00:35:23,406 You know, it feels like it's poised so if you and Petkus come together 535 00:35:23,531 --> 00:35:25,450 And then the other donors follow, 536 00:35:25,575 --> 00:35:26,951 - then it's... - Exactly. 537 00:35:27,660 --> 00:35:30,580 We're picking. We haven't got all night. 538 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,498 I like Connor Roy. 539 00:35:36,711 --> 00:35:39,464 Honestly, Dad I think you go Dems. Yeah, I do 540 00:35:39,589 --> 00:35:43,843 - Jesus Christ. - I kinda like Mencken, 541 00:35:43,968 --> 00:35:48,347 but I know he's kind of shitty So if it's now I guess, Boyer 542 00:35:48,473 --> 00:35:51,017 But can I just say, I don't like Boyer 543 00:35:51,142 --> 00:35:53,019 - What? What's with the fucking... - Roman, no disrespect, 544 00:35:53,144 --> 00:35:56,564 but Boyer's yesterday's papers The Dems will run on change and blow him away. 545 00:35:56,689 --> 00:35:59,609 Mrs. Politics? How many big races did you win as a consultant? 546 00:35:59,734 --> 00:36:01,402 - Four, three? Two? Did you win two? - Roman, Boyer is not a winner 547 00:36:01,527 --> 00:36:04,197 - And we know that. - One? Well, then should we talk to Mencken 548 00:36:04,697 --> 00:36:08,242 - see if we can deal? - The base does like him? Right? 549 00:36:13,664 --> 00:36:15,833 Look, can I say something? 550 00:36:16,292 --> 00:36:22,548 No. Mencken is an integralist Nativist fuckhead. He's toxic. 551 00:36:22,673 --> 00:36:25,134 He's "Medicare for all abortions for none." 552 00:36:25,259 --> 00:36:28,429 And his idea of diplomacy is shooting roe deer with Viktor Orban 553 00:36:28,554 --> 00:36:30,264 And then starting a trade war with China 554 00:36:30,473 --> 00:36:32,475 Look, I'm tough I know that there's the carnival bark 555 00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:36,229 And then there's the fucking show but he is outside the American political tradition. 556 00:36:36,395 --> 00:36:41,609 And I think we have a responsibility as Waystar to the American Republic 557 00:36:41,734 --> 00:36:45,404 - And to the future of... fuck you, Roman. - Four score years and whatever... 558 00:36:45,655 --> 00:36:47,198 - No, he has talked about... - My sister did bring forth 559 00:36:47,323 --> 00:36:49,450 - from her bedroom a cup of milky sputum. - You done? 560 00:36:49,909 --> 00:36:51,994 - Yeah, done. - He's talked about burning Qurans 561 00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,789 - and licensing press credentials. - He's just shifting the Overton window 562 00:36:54,914 --> 00:36:56,833 - It's not burning Qurans. I do - I'm surprised you even What that is. 563 00:36:56,958 --> 00:36:59,168 He's opening it and throwing union organizers out of it. 564 00:36:59,293 --> 00:37:01,796 Stop Chicken Little-ing us. It just makes us wanna all have a nap. 565 00:37:01,921 --> 00:37:04,423 Stop being a dirty little pixie Whispering swastikas in Dad's ear. 566 00:37:04,549 --> 00:37:06,384 Boom. There you go again. So fucking route one. 567 00:37:06,509 --> 00:37:07,927 I'm not saying it's going to be full Third Reich. 568 00:37:08,052 --> 00:37:10,680 But I am genuinely concerned that we could slide into... 569 00:37:11,055 --> 00:37:13,850 Into a Russian Berlusconied Brazilian fuck pile. 570 00:37:13,975 --> 00:37:16,477 You have a trophy husband and several fur coats 571 00:37:16,602 --> 00:37:19,480 - I think you're gonna be fine. - Tom? Who do you like? 572 00:37:19,772 --> 00:37:24,110 Me, I, uh, I think Shiv... Shiv talks a lot of sense 573 00:37:24,235 --> 00:37:26,779 - But I also jibe with Salgado. - Oh, you jibe with him? 574 00:37:27,196 --> 00:37:29,615 - Pretty sure that's racist, Tom. - May I... sorry, do I get to vote? 575 00:37:29,740 --> 00:37:31,993 Sure you do, buddy. You get to vote at the election 576 00:37:32,118 --> 00:37:35,163 - with all the other folks. - Right, yeah Well, I guess I just feel like 577 00:37:35,413 --> 00:37:38,291 - you maybe get a bigger vote in here - Easy, Castro. 578 00:37:38,416 --> 00:37:42,044 Boyer is likely to be flexible over the DOJ. 579 00:37:42,170 --> 00:37:44,463 - Not if he doesn't win which he won't. - Although, 580 00:37:44,589 --> 00:37:47,008 we are hearing murmurs that the case is weakening 581 00:37:47,133 --> 00:37:51,095 And that no one big is likely to do jail time. 582 00:37:51,345 --> 00:37:53,973 - Great. - With the notable exception of Tom, 583 00:37:54,098 --> 00:37:57,101 - obviously. Sorry, Tom. - No, please, Hugo. Understood. 584 00:37:57,226 --> 00:38:01,939 Look, if you don't go blue, Dad, then at least we have to be backing Salgado. 585 00:38:02,190 --> 00:38:03,566 - Boy. - Senor Dickless. 586 00:38:03,691 --> 00:38:07,570 - Captain of the Tampa Bay Cuckaneers. - Cyd! - Sorry. Duty calls! 587 00:38:07,695 --> 00:38:10,406 Look, I don't like him he's a Neocon pretending to be a Paleocon 588 00:38:10,531 --> 00:38:12,283 - But he at least talks base and... - Hello? 589 00:38:12,408 --> 00:38:13,951 Tom. 590 00:38:15,203 --> 00:38:16,621 "Where are you right now?" 591 00:38:17,538 --> 00:38:18,915 Virginia. 592 00:38:20,499 --> 00:38:21,959 "No, where are you in the building?" 593 00:38:24,212 --> 00:38:27,048 Shiv, can I just say, and I know that we have had our differences 594 00:38:27,173 --> 00:38:30,760 But I do think you are so brave for picking the brown man 595 00:38:30,885 --> 00:38:32,762 I think that we should get you a medal A special medal 596 00:38:32,887 --> 00:38:34,555 - for white women who like brown men. - Just a racist. just being a racist now 597 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:37,642 "I'm a good girl I pretend to care about people 'cause no one cares about me!" 598 00:38:37,767 --> 00:38:40,853 Oh, yeah. Actually, do you have something you wanna tell Dad from Mom, 599 00:38:40,978 --> 00:38:43,189 a message that maybe you could share, Rome? 600 00:38:43,314 --> 00:38:46,943 Uh, yeah, wow. Fuck you. Thanks. I do. I have a message 601 00:38:47,068 --> 00:38:49,779 yeah. Uh, Mom's getting remarried. 602 00:38:52,448 --> 00:38:53,824 To Bertie Woofter? 603 00:38:54,158 --> 00:38:57,370 No, to Peter, um, uh, P... Uh, Mun... Peter Munion. 604 00:38:57,495 --> 00:39:01,040 You're fucking kidding. The seat sniffer? 605 00:39:02,959 --> 00:39:06,254 - He's been hanging round for 40 years. - Yeah and, uh, she would... 606 00:39:06,379 --> 00:39:09,757 They would love it apparently if you came to their big Tuscan wedding. 607 00:39:12,510 --> 00:39:14,637 And they sent you as messenger boy? 608 00:39:23,271 --> 00:39:24,647 - Hey, man. - Hey. 609 00:39:25,064 --> 00:39:26,691 - Thanks for coming. - No problem. 610 00:39:28,609 --> 00:39:33,781 Hey. So I will take the Griddle Hero special, please 611 00:39:33,906 --> 00:39:35,700 With double hash browns, fully loaded 612 00:39:36,075 --> 00:39:39,912 And a plain waffle and a... and a large cup of room temperature water 613 00:39:40,037 --> 00:39:41,455 Thank you. 614 00:39:45,334 --> 00:39:46,836 I might just watch him. 615 00:39:47,128 --> 00:39:49,797 You know that Rasputin would take a dose of arsenic 616 00:39:50,006 --> 00:39:53,134 With breakfast each morning to build up his tolerance. 617 00:39:56,762 --> 00:40:03,519 Look, so... I think you know I've always liked you Tom. 618 00:40:03,686 --> 00:40:05,896 I like you too, Kendall. I mean, I have notes. 619 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,357 Oh, no. I have notes. 620 00:40:08,482 --> 00:40:11,152 I think mine might be more extensive than yours. 621 00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,613 But look I think I can get you out of this mess 622 00:40:15,156 --> 00:40:16,532 Where you're going. 623 00:40:17,616 --> 00:40:20,828 Well, uh, nothing is certain, so... 624 00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:25,583 You know they're calling you the Christmas tree? 625 00:40:27,835 --> 00:40:30,629 Yeah. Perhaps that's because I'm tall and jolly. 626 00:40:31,213 --> 00:40:32,923 Maybe. You think? 627 00:40:34,342 --> 00:40:38,220 But I think maybe you don't wanna be the chit the company offers up When it has no choice. 628 00:40:39,722 --> 00:40:44,352 Well... obviously I'd prefer that not to happen. 629 00:40:44,852 --> 00:40:48,147 But, um, it's complicated. 630 00:40:48,272 --> 00:40:53,152 It is. But I'm here to ask, are you interested in an alternative theoretically? 631 00:40:56,030 --> 00:41:00,785 I have of late, uh, decided not to tarry too much with hope. 632 00:41:01,243 --> 00:41:07,875 Okay. Well, my case is... It's strong, it's... no, it's... 633 00:41:09,251 --> 00:41:12,963 My case is fine. It has gaps. 634 00:41:14,465 --> 00:41:17,343 But if I had someone who could say that nothing gets signed off on 635 00:41:17,468 --> 00:41:20,262 Without my dad's say so which I think we both know to be true. 636 00:41:20,388 --> 00:41:23,099 I don't know that I do know that, Ken. 637 00:41:26,394 --> 00:41:28,646 Yeah, I'm just a humble servant, Ken. 638 00:41:34,902 --> 00:41:38,489 I admire you, man. I do. I fucking... you know, 639 00:41:38,614 --> 00:41:40,825 you... You're... look at... you're a long way from home. 640 00:41:42,326 --> 00:41:43,702 You're far from the tree. 641 00:41:47,289 --> 00:41:49,708 You've played your hand well and you're sitting at the top table. 642 00:41:50,543 --> 00:41:52,545 Well, shucks. Thank you. 643 00:41:52,795 --> 00:41:54,422 I fell in love with your sister, that's what happened. 644 00:41:55,506 --> 00:41:58,217 Sure. Oh, yeah. Right right, right. Sure. Sure, man. 645 00:41:59,552 --> 00:42:01,679 The country mouse and the hot tamale. 646 00:42:02,596 --> 00:42:05,891 And you're just, uh... What? Just... 647 00:42:06,016 --> 00:42:10,438 I suppose you're just a long glass of water? No agenda? 648 00:42:10,563 --> 00:42:13,816 - I guess. - Well, here's how it goes 649 00:42:14,275 --> 00:42:16,735 I have new lawyers who are fucking amazing 650 00:42:17,653 --> 00:42:21,157 I do not underestimate the cognitive dissonance you're experiencing 651 00:42:21,949 --> 00:42:26,912 Lying, hiding. But pretty soon, granted immunity. 652 00:42:28,205 --> 00:42:31,750 And you're not going to prison. How does that sound? 653 00:42:35,171 --> 00:42:37,131 I guess there are other names. 654 00:42:39,341 --> 00:42:43,095 We have to be united on this. It's a disaster if we splinter. 655 00:42:43,971 --> 00:42:47,641 - Salgado has great narrative. Quit butt... - Buffing Salgado, Shiv. 656 00:42:48,058 --> 00:42:50,144 We all supported your little DC lemonade stand 657 00:42:50,269 --> 00:42:51,979 But this is the fucking real world This actually matters. 658 00:42:52,104 --> 00:42:54,482 Roman, you just love the boot because you love to be kicked by it. 659 00:42:55,733 --> 00:42:59,737 - What? - What? Nothing. No. 660 00:43:01,405 --> 00:43:04,033 - What about Connor? - Interesting. 661 00:43:04,533 --> 00:43:08,078 I do believe that idea has good promise I do. 662 00:43:09,038 --> 00:43:12,166 - I could see it. - Well, if you can see it, 663 00:43:12,374 --> 00:43:14,251 - should we talk about it? - Kids? 664 00:43:16,420 --> 00:43:22,468 Sure. I don't know. Yeah. Wait, but like really? 665 00:43:25,846 --> 00:43:30,559 I guess. Sure. I don't know. They're all fucking weirdos anyway, so why not? 666 00:43:30,684 --> 00:43:32,228 - No offense, Con. - None taken. 667 00:43:32,353 --> 00:43:36,524 I mean, he's a good looking kid. He's smart, in his way. 668 00:43:37,191 --> 00:43:39,652 Fucking Joe Kennedy did it for his boys. 669 00:43:40,528 --> 00:43:43,572 So let's get him in there with a smile and a shoeshine 670 00:43:43,697 --> 00:43:46,450 And get Ron and everyone behind him. 671 00:43:46,784 --> 00:43:49,328 I would fight so fucking hard for this family, Pop. 672 00:43:51,622 --> 00:43:55,543 Siobhan, as a political consultant what do you think? 673 00:43:56,585 --> 00:43:59,171 - Come on. - Well, okay not huge name ID, 674 00:43:59,296 --> 00:44:01,006 but the family name will be a factor and... 675 00:44:01,131 --> 00:44:04,468 - A positive. One of many. - Uh, he's got no track record. 676 00:44:04,802 --> 00:44:07,638 Nothing to beat me with. I'm a clean skin. 677 00:44:08,973 --> 00:44:12,601 And I guess, in terms of presentation and connection skills... 678 00:44:12,726 --> 00:44:15,437 - Tick. Tick. - He can walk and chew gum. 679 00:44:16,313 --> 00:44:17,898 He pisses pretty straight. 680 00:44:18,065 --> 00:44:21,902 - Pretty damn straight. I piss policy laser. - Okay. Are we being serious about this? 681 00:44:22,111 --> 00:44:25,030 We're talking about trying to make Connor President 682 00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:27,575 Of the United States of America, Crap Pants. 683 00:44:27,700 --> 00:44:29,952 Roman, it's a big tent. Why don't you just come in? 684 00:44:30,077 --> 00:44:32,913 Sure. I might call the guy who waxes my balls, he's a possible. 685 00:44:33,038 --> 00:44:34,456 - Jesus. - Greg. 686 00:44:36,959 --> 00:44:38,586 Would you vote for Connor? 687 00:44:39,461 --> 00:44:43,507 - Me? Would I? Um... - Honestly? 688 00:44:43,632 --> 00:44:47,636 Honestly, uh, yeah. I... I... it depends. I... I think... 689 00:44:49,388 --> 00:44:53,058 I think I could see myself spoiling my ballot in his favor 690 00:44:53,225 --> 00:44:55,769 it... depending on the opposition. Yeah. 691 00:44:55,894 --> 00:44:58,063 What do you think, Shiv? Is it nuts? 692 00:44:58,939 --> 00:45:00,524 I love Con, I do. But... 693 00:45:00,733 --> 00:45:05,154 If we're talking about this seriously I think we have to look at Salgado 694 00:45:05,487 --> 00:45:06,947 - Can I bring him up here? - Oh, come on. 695 00:45:07,865 --> 00:45:09,783 Hugo, call Boyer. 696 00:45:10,117 --> 00:45:14,330 Okay. If she's bringing up Soggy Salgado Then I wanna see if we can tame Mencken. Okay? 697 00:45:14,496 --> 00:45:17,249 - Oh, for fuck sake. - Speakerphone. 698 00:45:20,377 --> 00:45:26,925 - "Hello?" - Hi. Dave, it's Logan. How are you? 699 00:45:28,010 --> 00:45:30,012 "Good, Logan. how are you?" 700 00:45:30,638 --> 00:45:33,974 I'm fine. We're all fine. I'm here in my suite. 701 00:45:34,767 --> 00:45:38,395 - Would you fancy stopping by? - "it's pretty late, Logan." 702 00:45:43,275 --> 00:45:44,652 "But sure. Sure." 703 00:45:44,818 --> 00:45:50,074 Great. Great. And Dave, listen my fridge is bare 704 00:45:50,991 --> 00:45:52,951 I don't suppose you could run me over a Coke? 705 00:45:54,453 --> 00:45:56,080 "Did you mean to call room service?" 706 00:45:57,289 --> 00:46:00,417 If you don't have a Coke is there something else? 707 00:46:01,502 --> 00:46:02,961 "Yes." 708 00:46:03,253 --> 00:46:06,340 Could you fire the Deputy Attorney General? 709 00:46:09,009 --> 00:46:11,053 "Fire the deputy attorney general?" 710 00:46:13,681 --> 00:46:20,729 I'm kidding. Come on over. Have a chat if it's convenient. 711 00:46:21,772 --> 00:46:23,440 "Sure, I'll be over in a few minutes." 712 00:46:24,024 --> 00:46:26,777 Thank you, Hugo. Take the boy and go. 713 00:46:27,903 --> 00:46:32,950 Yeah, yeah. I will go. I just wanna say I think, 714 00:46:35,619 --> 00:46:40,958 I think I owe it to my country to say. I don't think you should crown 715 00:46:41,083 --> 00:46:46,338 Or make Connor president That's it. Thank you. Goodnight. Sorry. 716 00:46:48,465 --> 00:46:50,134 So what do you think? 717 00:46:57,099 --> 00:46:58,726 - Let me think. - Yeah. Take your time. 718 00:46:58,851 --> 00:47:00,394 - I see. It's tough for you. - Yeah. 719 00:47:01,103 --> 00:47:05,399 You know, my dad seems powerful, Shiv seems safe 720 00:47:05,941 --> 00:47:07,317 But... 721 00:47:09,945 --> 00:47:13,782 I don't know. You think she'll still be there waiting for you after prison? 722 00:47:17,161 --> 00:47:20,998 How exactly does it work if I... if I do come over to you? 723 00:47:21,707 --> 00:47:26,587 I mean, how... how is it better for me when I tell my wife 724 00:47:27,463 --> 00:47:31,925 Whom I love, and this family, that I'm turning against them? How? 725 00:47:34,011 --> 00:47:36,722 She'll respect you Tell her, "What's she doing?" 726 00:47:36,930 --> 00:47:41,351 Bring her over, Logan goes down Shiv knows who the fucking man is 727 00:47:44,104 --> 00:47:45,564 Come on, man. 728 00:47:46,732 --> 00:47:50,360 But hav... and I don't mean to be insulting, but having been around a bit 729 00:47:53,071 --> 00:47:57,451 My hunch is that you're going to get fucked 730 00:47:58,035 --> 00:48:00,704 Because I've seen you get fucked a lot 731 00:48:01,038 --> 00:48:03,123 And I've never seen Logan get fucked once. 732 00:48:15,969 --> 00:48:17,763 Nice. Classy. 733 00:48:20,390 --> 00:48:23,101 Yeah. Okay, I gotta go. 734 00:48:23,727 --> 00:48:25,312 Do you know what they're doing up in his suite? 735 00:48:27,564 --> 00:48:29,191 They're picking the next president. 736 00:48:51,672 --> 00:48:56,134 Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg... 737 00:48:56,552 --> 00:48:58,178 Fuck Greenpeace! 738 00:48:59,263 --> 00:49:05,227 - Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg. - Okay. Okay. Uh, okay. 739 00:49:19,783 --> 00:49:23,620 "Obviously, we take the integrity of the Justice Department very seriously" 740 00:49:23,787 --> 00:49:28,292 But there is always the question of overreach. So yeah, on tech" 741 00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:32,671 I mean the strategy is clear. I hear you about GoJo 742 00:49:33,881 --> 00:49:38,051 I personally don't think there would be any regulatory issues. 743 00:49:39,887 --> 00:49:45,976 Well, thank you, Dave. Thank you, Mr. Vice President. 744 00:49:46,685 --> 00:49:48,896 You've, uh, given us a lot to think about. 745 00:49:49,229 --> 00:49:50,898 - Great to see you again. - You, too. 746 00:49:52,357 --> 00:49:54,818 Wonderful to see you again, my very good adversary. 747 00:49:58,322 --> 00:50:01,825 So, just wanted to chitchat a little bit That was funny earlier, you know? 748 00:50:02,409 --> 00:50:05,996 You tripping the light fantastic on grandpappy's nut sack. 749 00:50:06,163 --> 00:50:09,166 And when I called your dad bullshit? I mean, did that bump? 750 00:50:09,291 --> 00:50:10,751 Oh, yeah, yeah. Never heard that before. 751 00:50:10,876 --> 00:50:12,502 Like, that was, like hardcore and junk. 752 00:50:13,420 --> 00:50:16,548 - 'Cause the thing is this monkey don't dance. - This monkey right here? 753 00:50:16,673 --> 00:50:18,675 This dancing monkey in dad's bathroom doesn't dance? 754 00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:20,177 That's right. 755 00:50:23,138 --> 00:50:28,101 So I did wanna talk to you about something. And fuck it I'll just come out and say it 756 00:50:28,602 --> 00:50:34,107 Fascists are kind of cool, but not really So is that like a problem, a thing? 757 00:50:35,651 --> 00:50:40,238 Seriously? Me? I just... I don't have a lot of boundaries 758 00:50:40,822 --> 00:50:45,035 St. Augustine, Thomas Aquinas Schumacher, I'll borrow from anyone. 759 00:50:45,327 --> 00:50:50,290 And, you know, if Franco or H or Travis Bickle had a good pitch 760 00:50:50,415 --> 00:50:52,417 Fuck it, I'm a Man for All Seasons. 761 00:50:53,210 --> 00:50:56,254 "H"? You know, there was a very naughty boy named H... 762 00:50:56,380 --> 00:51:01,093 I'm a fully...fledged, small D democrat A well regulated election 763 00:51:01,510 --> 00:51:04,471 Is a transmission frequency for God's grace. 764 00:51:04,596 --> 00:51:06,390 Holy shit. You really are a Christian, aren't you? 765 00:51:06,515 --> 00:51:09,351 Well, no, no, no. My only thing is like who's the stakeholder, right? 766 00:51:09,643 --> 00:51:13,438 I've been tending, you know, my little garden for like a hundred years 767 00:51:13,605 --> 00:51:17,943 And then forty new guys show up in the back of a truck 768 00:51:18,694 --> 00:51:24,950 playing their boombox and it's put to a vote And they decide to, uh, give my farm to them 769 00:51:25,075 --> 00:51:27,744 I mean... I'm like, "What... So sorry, what happened?" 770 00:51:27,995 --> 00:51:30,872 Maybe you have to put in, right, before you get to take out? 771 00:51:31,289 --> 00:51:37,295 Yeah. Okay. Well then, you know who gets to, uh, who gets to join? 772 00:51:38,088 --> 00:51:43,051 Well... people trust people who look like them That's just a scientific fact. 773 00:51:43,176 --> 00:51:45,387 They will give more tax dollars to help them. 774 00:51:46,513 --> 00:51:51,727 Now, you can integrate new elements, of course, but come on, man, slowly. 775 00:51:52,227 --> 00:51:56,940 - I mean, fuck! I like this country. - Yeah. 776 00:51:57,065 --> 00:52:01,319 Let's just take a beat before we fundamentally alter its composition. 777 00:52:02,654 --> 00:52:08,285 Yeah. And in terms of, you know this here, there's a thing here, right? 778 00:52:08,410 --> 00:52:12,122 And I get it, you're... you're fucking 6G, and we're Betamax. 779 00:52:12,247 --> 00:52:16,293 But, you know, you need us I think. Our news, our viewers 780 00:52:16,418 --> 00:52:18,795 Those fucking almost deads That's a big slice of pie. 781 00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:22,966 Well, if I'm the nominee... are any of them really gonna vote against me? 782 00:52:23,091 --> 00:52:27,512 No, but, you know, it's going to be a fucking shit show 783 00:52:27,679 --> 00:52:30,098 Going into the convention. I think you could really use our push. 784 00:52:30,307 --> 00:52:31,933 I think you could use mine. 785 00:52:33,518 --> 00:52:34,978 Maybe. 786 00:52:39,900 --> 00:52:41,276 Where are you in all this? 787 00:52:42,110 --> 00:52:48,867 Me, Roman? Uh, you know... I'm creeping on the come up. 788 00:52:48,992 --> 00:52:51,453 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. I've got some ideas for ATN, you know? 789 00:52:51,578 --> 00:52:55,248 Sluice out the fucking porridge and add some sriracha. 790 00:52:55,624 --> 00:53:00,378 Poach some of those TikTok psychos, you know? E girls with fucking guns and JUUL pods 791 00:53:00,504 --> 00:53:03,381 You know, give me some straight shot Blacks and Latinos 792 00:53:03,507 --> 00:53:06,093 No more of this fucking pillows and bedpans 793 00:53:06,218 --> 00:53:08,595 You know, we're strictly bone broth and dick pills. 794 00:53:09,721 --> 00:53:12,849 Deep state conspiracy hour but with like a fucking wink, you know, funny. 795 00:53:13,141 --> 00:53:19,523 And the whole show is kinda set up for the star, President Jeryd Mencken. 796 00:53:31,159 --> 00:53:32,828 Knock, knock. 797 00:53:47,425 --> 00:53:48,927 Heard you wanted one. 798 00:53:50,554 --> 00:53:53,181 - Thank you. - Anointed with a Coke. 799 00:53:58,770 --> 00:54:00,438 That was nice. 800 00:54:01,064 --> 00:54:05,068 - He's nice. - He's not nice. He's not. 801 00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:09,114 Dad, I know we came to market to buy you a nice milk cow 802 00:54:09,364 --> 00:54:11,616 But we found ourselves a fucking T Rex, okay? 803 00:54:12,742 --> 00:54:17,581 He's box office. The guy is fucking diesel. He's good on camera. He's fun. He'll fight. 804 00:54:18,165 --> 00:54:20,667 Viewers will eat from his hand. No downside. 805 00:54:20,792 --> 00:54:22,919 Yeah. Let's just invade Poland, Dad No downside. 806 00:54:23,044 --> 00:54:24,838 - Oh, Jesus. - No, his chief of staff broke a kid's jaw 807 00:54:24,963 --> 00:54:28,049 - at a rally. - If we don't come to an accommodation 808 00:54:28,175 --> 00:54:30,468 We get outflanked and we lose the ATN dollar machine 809 00:54:30,594 --> 00:54:33,346 When we need cash to fight tech, right? And buy GoJo. 810 00:54:34,097 --> 00:54:36,725 Shiv wants her way I want my way, Connor wants his way 811 00:54:36,850 --> 00:54:38,768 - So that's even. We just need... - It's not even! 812 00:54:38,894 --> 00:54:40,312 My opinion counts for more 813 00:54:41,229 --> 00:54:43,940 No, it does. It just fucking does, okay? I know this. 814 00:54:44,065 --> 00:54:46,526 I know. People hate him. They fucking hate this guy. 815 00:54:47,319 --> 00:54:48,778 You have to look at the climate. 816 00:54:50,614 --> 00:54:57,537 Climate said I was going down. Climate said I should just step aside. 817 00:55:00,957 --> 00:55:05,003 I guess... I'm a climate denier. 818 00:55:08,048 --> 00:55:10,050 - I'm sorry, this is how it happens? - Goodnight. 819 00:55:10,175 --> 00:55:13,803 Dad? Dad? Come on. He's just... he's fucking dangerous. 820 00:55:16,389 --> 00:55:21,186 Definitely fucking. Looks like your polling was off again, Shiv. 821 00:55:28,818 --> 00:55:30,445 Let's go. 822 00:55:41,081 --> 00:55:42,457 So, I saw you. 823 00:55:43,250 --> 00:55:47,379 Looked like you were having a whale of a time flying on the wings of white power. 824 00:55:48,296 --> 00:55:50,590 Yeah. Yeah, I was, uh, commandeered. 825 00:55:50,882 --> 00:55:56,054 Did it feel good as the fascists hoisted you aloft like the Stanley Cup? 826 00:55:56,388 --> 00:55:59,683 So, Mencken's gonna take the weekend straw poll 827 00:55:59,849 --> 00:56:01,935 And Petkus has confirmed he's backing. 828 00:56:02,352 --> 00:56:08,441 Good. Sunday show pushed him this morning Well, let's see if this horse can run. 829 00:56:09,359 --> 00:56:13,989 Couldn't quite seal the deal, and here I was thinking 830 00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:16,116 that you were gonna be the man to put my dad in prison. 831 00:56:16,658 --> 00:56:18,159 - Right. - Siobhan! 832 00:56:19,369 --> 00:56:21,871 - Speak of the devil. - You take care. Good to see you. 833 00:56:22,455 --> 00:56:24,833 - We're doing photos. - Family photo. 834 00:56:25,417 --> 00:56:29,754 - With him? No. No. - We're all in it. Let's go. 835 00:56:31,548 --> 00:56:33,800 We've got enough people in the shot. I'm good. 836 00:56:37,220 --> 00:56:38,722 Get in the photo, please. 837 00:56:43,893 --> 00:56:47,772 Siobhan, are you part of this family or not? 838 00:56:51,735 --> 00:56:55,613 I'm not standing next to him. I'll be in the photo, but not right by him. 839 00:56:58,283 --> 00:57:01,202 You win, Pinky. You win. 840 00:57:02,871 --> 00:57:05,123 You did good this weekend, son. 841 00:57:07,208 --> 00:57:08,877 - Next to Congressman. - Mr. Mencken. 842 00:57:09,127 --> 00:57:12,297 - Roman. Thank you for your great support. - Congratulations. Very impressed. 843 00:57:12,714 --> 00:57:14,632 Siobhan. 844 00:57:17,761 --> 00:57:21,306 Okay, everybody just be casual. Relax. Smile 845 00:57:21,431 --> 00:57:27,479 Little chin down, Mr. Mencken. Congressman. And one, two, three. Great! Great! 846 00:57:27,604 --> 00:57:29,272 - Perfect. Thank you. Super. - Good. 847 00:57:29,564 --> 00:57:31,066 Great. Okay. 848 00:57:33,109 --> 00:57:37,197 Thank you. Should we get... should we get a couple of just...