1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,923 - Welcome to the family. - Yeah, I'm finally in. 2 00:00:02,483 --> 00:00:04,996 - Your sister's just in for the day. - Oh yeah? 3 00:00:04,997 --> 00:00:06,492 Just to observe. 4 00:00:07,498 --> 00:00:08,995 Rhea, we got her. 5 00:00:08,996 --> 00:00:10,077 The family trusts her. 6 00:00:10,078 --> 00:00:12,062 You get her on board, that's huge. 7 00:00:12,063 --> 00:00:13,170 I want Pierce. 8 00:00:13,171 --> 00:00:14,819 But it only works for me fast. 9 00:00:14,820 --> 00:00:16,613 On behalf of the Pierce family, 10 00:00:16,614 --> 00:00:18,883 the message would be a typically balanced, nuanced 11 00:00:18,884 --> 00:00:22,012 and objective fuck off. 12 00:00:22,013 --> 00:00:23,670 - Shooter! - Excuse me, excuse me! 13 00:00:23,671 --> 00:00:25,706 - What's going on? - We just want to get you safe. 14 00:00:25,707 --> 00:00:27,308 Where's Kendall? Is he safe? 15 00:00:27,981 --> 00:00:30,239 ATN segment producer. It was a suicide. 16 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:32,632 We did have one thing to mention. 17 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:35,211 Twenty-four billion dollars. And they can trust me. 18 00:00:35,212 --> 00:00:38,304 Would it be okay for me to maybe go to another department? 19 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:39,997 Stop pelting me! 20 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:41,623 Security! 21 00:00:41,624 --> 00:00:43,711 You're not building a ride that you came up with 22 00:00:43,712 --> 00:00:45,812 on your first day of management training, Roman. 23 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:47,438 Technically I'm your fucking boss. 24 00:00:47,439 --> 00:00:49,698 Go to bed and masturbate all your ideas out. 25 00:00:49,699 --> 00:00:52,331 - Maybe I will. - You disgusting little pig. 26 00:00:52,332 --> 00:00:54,880 What the fuck is going on between you and dad? 27 00:00:54,881 --> 00:00:57,103 - Did he make you an offer? - It's not going to be me. 28 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:36,608 Thanks, Richard. 29 00:01:38,410 --> 00:01:40,078 Hey! 30 00:01:40,079 --> 00:01:41,401 - Hey! - Hi! 31 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:42,684 Hey, how are you? You made it! 32 00:01:42,685 --> 00:01:43,914 - How was London? - Yeah. 33 00:01:43,915 --> 00:01:45,249 - Good. Yeah. - Yeah? You okay? 34 00:01:45,250 --> 00:01:47,651 Yeah, I'm fine. Uh... Where's... Is Ken here? Is... 35 00:01:47,652 --> 00:01:49,088 - Uh... I don't know! - Is Rom? 36 00:01:49,089 --> 00:01:51,607 I don't know. So, are... you okay? What did you do? 37 00:01:51,608 --> 00:01:54,091 - Who did you see? - Uh... Yeah, it was a blur. 38 00:01:54,092 --> 00:01:55,625 - Are you okay? - I'm okay. 39 00:01:56,694 --> 00:01:57,794 I'm just preoccupied. 40 00:01:57,795 --> 00:01:59,830 Okay. But you don't think that... 41 00:01:59,831 --> 00:02:01,499 - What? - You don't think it could be 42 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:02,933 - today that he... - What? 43 00:02:02,934 --> 00:02:04,334 - ... might announce you? - No. 44 00:02:05,337 --> 00:02:07,538 But... 45 00:02:07,539 --> 00:02:10,567 Yeah, you know, full family briefing pre-departure 46 00:02:10,568 --> 00:02:11,742 to the Pierces', where... 47 00:02:11,743 --> 00:02:13,843 it would be smart to have someone to announce, so... 48 00:02:13,844 --> 00:02:14,877 - Yes. - Yeah. 49 00:02:14,878 --> 00:02:16,269 Okay. Well, why didn't you say, honey? 50 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:18,160 Because it probably isn't, so would you relax? It's... 51 00:02:18,161 --> 00:02:19,482 I am relaxed. I'm just excited. 52 00:02:19,483 --> 00:02:21,751 Richard! Hail, my fellow toilerman. 53 00:02:21,752 --> 00:02:23,353 I have returned from real America, 54 00:02:23,354 --> 00:02:24,987 bearing the gift of sight. 55 00:02:24,988 --> 00:02:27,147 - How was summer camp? - Hmm? What's that? 56 00:02:27,148 --> 00:02:30,250 Didn't catch that. I've been down in the salt mines so long 57 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:32,019 with my fellow Johnny Lunchpails, 58 00:02:32,020 --> 00:02:33,287 I no longer speak One-Percent. 59 00:02:33,288 --> 00:02:35,456 Mm, Roman, you were slinging candy apples, 60 00:02:35,457 --> 00:02:36,647 not digging the Panama Canal. 61 00:02:36,648 --> 00:02:39,359 I've seen the world for how it really is, Siobhan, 62 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,985 and it has changed me. I'm a kettle corn shoveler, 63 00:02:41,986 --> 00:02:44,587 here to show you frilly clit-flickers the truth. Hi! 64 00:02:44,588 --> 00:02:45,722 Mm. 65 00:02:45,723 --> 00:02:47,691 Mwah! Hey, Con. 66 00:02:47,692 --> 00:02:49,793 How's the hooker with the heart of gold? 67 00:02:49,794 --> 00:02:52,328 ... and, you know, I think that could be a way in. 68 00:02:52,329 --> 00:02:56,599 Ho! Hello! Thanks, all. Um... 69 00:02:56,600 --> 00:03:02,471 Cars are waiting. But first, some announcements. 70 00:03:02,472 --> 00:03:05,041 - Frank. - So, as you know, 71 00:03:05,042 --> 00:03:07,476 the good news is that the Pierces are entertaining 72 00:03:07,477 --> 00:03:10,138 our offer, but, bad news, they're inquiring about 73 00:03:10,139 --> 00:03:12,348 your moral character, hence this weekend. 74 00:03:12,349 --> 00:03:13,962 They all wanna look us in the teeth. 75 00:03:13,963 --> 00:03:16,853 Right. They want our 24 billion, but they also wanna be able 76 00:03:16,854 --> 00:03:19,788 to ensure the integrity of their news outlets 77 00:03:19,789 --> 00:03:21,890 - into the future. - And I want an onion 78 00:03:21,891 --> 00:03:23,172 to taste like a fucking peach, 79 00:03:23,173 --> 00:03:24,359 but there you go. 80 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:26,932 Before we waste a weekend, can I just check 81 00:03:26,933 --> 00:03:28,731 why this time is gonna be different, Dad? 82 00:03:28,732 --> 00:03:29,832 Lack of readership. 83 00:03:29,833 --> 00:03:32,167 PGM is getting outflanked left and right. 84 00:03:32,168 --> 00:03:33,335 The whole edifice is crumbling. 85 00:03:33,336 --> 00:03:37,339 Oof! Well, that just screams, "Bye, bye, bye!" 86 00:03:37,340 --> 00:03:39,307 I... I'm kidding. I get it. 87 00:03:39,308 --> 00:03:42,277 Even Nan, the queen bee, is feeling the squeeze. 88 00:03:42,278 --> 00:03:44,613 The Pierce Family Trust has fractured. 89 00:03:44,614 --> 00:03:46,681 So, to ensure that everything goes smoothly, 90 00:03:46,682 --> 00:03:49,484 we have prepared a few do's and don'ts for the weekend. 91 00:03:49,485 --> 00:03:51,819 Oh, so, what, don't shit in the soup tureen? 92 00:03:51,820 --> 00:03:55,923 Topics to stay clear of: Ravenhead, ATN, Israel, 93 00:03:55,924 --> 00:03:58,293 Brightstar, and Cruise's rumor mill. 94 00:03:58,294 --> 00:04:01,296 - Mm. - Steer onto gossip, investments, 95 00:04:01,297 --> 00:04:04,399 art, movies... Tittle-tattle. Wider cultural interests. 96 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:06,167 Well, what if your wider cultural interest 97 00:04:06,168 --> 00:04:08,536 is hate-jerking to Instagram? Just asking for a friend. 98 00:04:08,537 --> 00:04:10,572 Ooh, me! She's talking about me. 99 00:04:10,573 --> 00:04:12,540 What else? Oh, two drinks maximum. 100 00:04:12,541 --> 00:04:14,208 Not big drinkers. 101 00:04:14,209 --> 00:04:17,779 That's okay. Nobody here has any glaring substance abuse issues 102 00:04:17,780 --> 00:04:19,814 that almost brought down the company, right? 103 00:04:19,815 --> 00:04:23,450 Tom, we may have to shake you up a little, push you around a bit. 104 00:04:23,451 --> 00:04:24,752 - Uh-huh? - They hate ATN, 105 00:04:24,753 --> 00:04:27,187 - they hate our papers. - You're the strawman 106 00:04:27,188 --> 00:04:31,558 for the sins of ATN. Cane your haunches a bit, okay? 107 00:04:31,559 --> 00:04:34,295 Okay. Uh-huh. Could we... Could we may... perhaps... 108 00:04:34,296 --> 00:04:37,097 - put the responsibility on Syd? - No, no, no, no. 109 00:04:37,098 --> 00:04:39,266 I know what you're saying, but no. We, uh... 110 00:04:39,267 --> 00:04:42,303 We need to wear the hair shirt, call you a shitbag, 111 00:04:42,304 --> 00:04:44,371 and say that we never watch. Right? 112 00:04:44,372 --> 00:04:45,669 Okay. Got it. Hair shirt. 113 00:04:45,670 --> 00:04:47,805 Rhea and I will handle the big picture. 114 00:04:47,806 --> 00:04:50,340 Uh, remind me again, does Rhea work for the company? 115 00:04:50,341 --> 00:04:52,409 Uh, remind us, do you? 116 00:04:52,410 --> 00:04:54,478 I'm just asking if we really wanna entrust 117 00:04:54,479 --> 00:04:57,080 the fate of our company to another company's CEO. 118 00:04:57,081 --> 00:04:59,549 - We can trust Rhea. - Okay. We don't know Rhea. 119 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:02,018 - I know Rhea. - Who the fuck is Rhea? 120 00:05:02,019 --> 00:05:04,054 - Exactly. - Guys, what dad is saying 121 00:05:04,055 --> 00:05:06,489 is, just know your role and execute, okay? 122 00:05:06,490 --> 00:05:07,958 Well, my worry is that Kendall 123 00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:10,393 may come across as too cool and likable. 124 00:05:10,394 --> 00:05:12,128 Thanks for all your help. 125 00:05:12,129 --> 00:05:17,367 We need this. Bagging Pierce is the key to our proxy defense. 126 00:05:17,368 --> 00:05:23,038 And the defense is life itself. See you at Plymouth Rock. 127 00:05:24,875 --> 00:05:27,142 - You okay? - Yeah. An hour late, 128 00:05:27,143 --> 00:05:29,211 and make no secret where you've been. 129 00:05:29,212 --> 00:05:31,146 - Yeah, we're good. - And, uh, 130 00:05:31,147 --> 00:05:33,683 keep clean this weekend, eh, killer? 131 00:05:33,684 --> 00:05:36,452 Richard... 132 00:05:36,453 --> 00:05:39,221 - Oh! Sorry about it. After you. - No, please. 133 00:05:39,222 --> 00:05:42,892 - Yep. Chivalry is not... - You know. 134 00:05:42,893 --> 00:05:47,162 - Shit before the shovel. - Allow me to be the shit. 135 00:05:47,163 --> 00:05:49,197 - Pinkie! - Yeah. 136 00:05:53,837 --> 00:05:55,671 Let them take care of the bottom-feeders. 137 00:05:55,672 --> 00:05:58,940 - We work on Nan. - Uh-huh. Okay. 138 00:05:58,941 --> 00:06:01,710 - Good cop, misogynist cop? - Ah, well, sure. 139 00:06:01,711 --> 00:06:03,678 You know, the woman thing? 140 00:06:03,679 --> 00:06:06,548 - Yeah. Well, yeah. - They like your politics. 141 00:06:06,549 --> 00:06:08,917 Okay. Uh-huh. Yeah. 142 00:06:08,918 --> 00:06:10,552 I know you don't like this buy. 143 00:06:10,553 --> 00:06:13,989 No, no, I... You know, I can see the logic. Yeah. 144 00:06:13,990 --> 00:06:15,556 - I guess. - Good, good. 145 00:06:16,345 --> 00:06:18,144 Anyway, my baby soon. 146 00:06:21,049 --> 00:06:22,115 Hmm. 147 00:06:30,393 --> 00:06:38,393 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 148 00:06:38,417 --> 00:06:40,417 ♪ Succession 2x05 ♪ Tern Haven 149 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:06,650 So, how's it going? The course? 150 00:08:06,651 --> 00:08:11,421 Oh. Um, it's actually, you know, I mean, it's bullshit, 151 00:08:11,422 --> 00:08:13,390 but it's good. Yeah. 152 00:08:13,391 --> 00:08:17,060 Ah, well, I'm proud of you, son. Getting back in there. 153 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:18,128 Thank you, Dad. 154 00:08:18,129 --> 00:08:19,864 But this weekend, don't mention it. 155 00:08:19,865 --> 00:08:22,332 Sounds like you're back in business kindergarten. 156 00:08:22,333 --> 00:08:24,000 Right. Thank you. 157 00:09:31,901 --> 00:09:35,037 Everybody smile. 158 00:09:35,038 --> 00:09:37,438 - I am smiling. - Yeah, not like a pervert. 159 00:09:40,276 --> 00:09:43,612 Wow, Jesus. Check out fucking Papa Smurf. 160 00:09:43,613 --> 00:09:45,345 Oh, this is too fucking weird already. 161 00:09:48,516 --> 00:09:51,118 St. Francis of Assisi! 162 00:09:51,119 --> 00:09:53,387 Are you ready for the rummage sale? 163 00:09:53,388 --> 00:09:55,855 You've brought me animals! 164 00:09:57,626 --> 00:10:00,928 Oh, welcome to Ternhaven, our city on the hill. 165 00:10:00,929 --> 00:10:03,197 - Nan Pierce. - Pleasure. 166 00:10:03,198 --> 00:10:05,235 I suppose you've been waiting for this moment 167 00:10:05,236 --> 00:10:07,267 for quite a while, haven't you, greedy-guts? 168 00:10:07,268 --> 00:10:10,170 - Well... - Teasing. Teasing! 169 00:10:10,171 --> 00:10:12,773 Well, uh, thank you for inviting us to your home. 170 00:10:12,774 --> 00:10:16,043 Well, I think we're gonna have fun getting a look 171 00:10:16,044 --> 00:10:17,311 at all of you, won't we? 172 00:10:17,312 --> 00:10:20,982 Uh, Nan, stop blabbing and let us at the canapés! 173 00:10:23,118 --> 00:10:26,286 Come, come homeward. Promises to keep, 174 00:10:26,287 --> 00:10:30,524 and miles to go before we sleep. 175 00:10:32,427 --> 00:10:34,761 Hello, lovely to meet you. I've heard a lot about you. 176 00:10:34,762 --> 00:10:36,330 Connor, I'm Marnie. Very nice... 177 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:37,564 Pleasure. 178 00:10:37,565 --> 00:10:39,266 - Welcome. - Nice to meet you. 179 00:10:39,267 --> 00:10:40,334 Gabriel. Nice to meet you. 180 00:10:40,335 --> 00:10:41,368 Shiv. 181 00:10:41,369 --> 00:10:42,702 - Hello, Eduardo - We've met before. 182 00:10:42,703 --> 00:10:44,770 So, how are we looking? 183 00:10:46,741 --> 00:10:48,642 Issue? 184 00:10:48,643 --> 00:10:53,246 Naomi has flown in from Marin, which is... 185 00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,514 a nice surprise. 186 00:10:56,916 --> 00:10:58,751 What does that do to the math, then? 187 00:10:58,752 --> 00:11:01,454 Does she... Does she have a share? What does it mean? 188 00:11:01,455 --> 00:11:05,224 Well, it complicates it. 189 00:11:05,225 --> 00:11:07,860 So, why wasn't I prepared for this? 190 00:11:07,861 --> 00:11:11,096 Um... Because it's not my fucking job? 191 00:11:11,097 --> 00:11:14,266 - And ask your people? - So? 192 00:11:15,935 --> 00:11:19,238 She usually sits these things out. 193 00:11:19,239 --> 00:11:23,809 - She has major juice with Nan. - Could we do it without Nan? 194 00:11:23,810 --> 00:11:25,944 - Marnie! - Yes? 195 00:11:25,945 --> 00:11:28,347 Hey. You, me and a martini, now! 196 00:11:28,348 --> 00:11:29,814 Oh, yes! 197 00:12:02,415 --> 00:12:03,513 Um... Oh. 198 00:12:05,050 --> 00:12:07,118 Oh... Penis cat. 199 00:12:07,119 --> 00:12:10,088 - Mm. "This wine is triumphant"? - _ 200 00:12:10,089 --> 00:12:12,123 - Uh... - No? 201 00:12:12,124 --> 00:12:14,992 - "Your vagina trumpets." - Shh. 202 00:12:14,993 --> 00:12:17,729 It's, uh, "I triumph in the truth." 203 00:12:17,730 --> 00:12:22,199 Oh! Right, of course, truth. Love it. It's the best, right? 204 00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:26,403 Truth. He seems cool. 205 00:12:26,404 --> 00:12:30,374 Everyone. I promise not to interrupt your tipple for long, 206 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,777 but I just wanted to take a brief moment 207 00:12:32,778 --> 00:12:35,679 to welcome you to our funny little house 208 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,348 and to let our guests know 209 00:12:37,349 --> 00:12:41,952 that what you're drinking is Hank Pierce's Break Bumper! 210 00:12:41,953 --> 00:12:43,554 The Break Bumper! 211 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:46,089 The recipe is still, and no-one believes, 212 00:12:46,090 --> 00:12:49,660 from the wallet of Teddy Roosevelt's valet. 213 00:12:51,796 --> 00:12:53,897 - Cheers, everyone. Cheers. - Cheers. 214 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:54,965 Welcome. 215 00:12:54,966 --> 00:12:56,734 - Oh. - Mm! So... 216 00:12:56,735 --> 00:13:01,238 Yeah, I'm actually getting my second PhD right now in... 217 00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:03,307 - Oh! - ... Africana Studies from Brown. 218 00:13:03,308 --> 00:13:05,643 Wow! So you'll be a double doctor? 219 00:13:05,644 --> 00:13:08,479 Well, the second PhD is much harder. 220 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:10,814 Yeah, five years is an absolute gauntlet. 221 00:13:10,815 --> 00:13:13,016 Oh, I'm sure. But just think, yeah, 222 00:13:13,017 --> 00:13:15,104 once you're done, you won't have to waste the twelve seconds 223 00:13:15,105 --> 00:13:16,671 it takes to look up something on Wikipedia. 224 00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:19,641 But seriously, though, 225 00:13:19,642 --> 00:13:21,734 you know, well done. It's quite an achievement. 226 00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:22,791 Yeah, thank you. 227 00:13:22,792 --> 00:13:24,199 - Connor Roy! - Mm-hmm. 228 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,991 - Maxim Pierce. - Hi. 229 00:13:25,992 --> 00:13:28,384 The man who would be king, hmm? 230 00:13:28,385 --> 00:13:31,987 Don Quixote of Iowa, tilting at straw polls! 231 00:13:31,988 --> 00:13:35,124 Yep. I've got a big old tent, and everyone's welcome. 232 00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:37,159 So, uh, are you in politics? 233 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,151 Sort of. Brookings Institute. 234 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:43,755 Ah, Brookings! Yes, of course, a fine, elite establishment. 235 00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:48,259 Oh, I didn't take you for a fan! I thought you were on the whole 236 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:51,729 "abolish the federal reserve", "fluoride is poison", 237 00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:53,865 pissing in jars end of things. 238 00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:56,533 Uh, no, I'm actually on the liberty and justice for all 239 00:13:56,534 --> 00:13:58,801 end of things, but hey, different strokes! 240 00:14:01,639 --> 00:14:06,177 Mm. Here comes Ken. Spiraling down. 241 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:10,915 Uh, Rom, you remember Naomi? 242 00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:13,470 Ah! Yeah, that's right! From the... From the thing. 243 00:14:13,471 --> 00:14:14,894 - Yeah. - Oh, the thing. 244 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,854 Where you tried to order my family's legacy 245 00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:18,722 over the phone, like an Uber Eats. 246 00:14:18,723 --> 00:14:20,390 - Of course. - Burn. 247 00:14:20,391 --> 00:14:22,259 - How are you? - That's the thing. 248 00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:25,228 Uh, you know, I'm well. I'm very well. 249 00:14:25,229 --> 00:14:27,898 I'm working real hard, you know. 250 00:14:27,899 --> 00:14:31,001 - Yeah? Hmm. - Yeah, no. Not at all, really. 251 00:14:31,002 --> 00:14:32,302 Maybe. Who knows. 252 00:14:32,303 --> 00:14:34,570 What he meant to say is that he's really passionate 253 00:14:34,571 --> 00:14:37,941 about maintaining the integrity of the customer-facing brands. 254 00:14:37,942 --> 00:14:39,943 Wow. 255 00:14:39,944 --> 00:14:41,912 You have an interesting family. 256 00:14:41,913 --> 00:14:45,115 Yeah, I apologize for the lateness of my son. 257 00:14:45,116 --> 00:14:47,683 - Oh, well. - He's been volunteering. 258 00:14:47,684 --> 00:14:49,986 Really? That's impressive. 259 00:14:49,987 --> 00:14:52,989 He has the time, even in the teeth of a takeover battle? 260 00:14:52,990 --> 00:14:54,556 - Well... - He's very capable. 261 00:14:54,557 --> 00:14:56,325 A lot of bandwidth. 262 00:14:56,326 --> 00:14:59,361 Oh, it's wonderful to have such bandwidth, 263 00:14:59,362 --> 00:15:01,630 after everything that... You know. 264 00:15:01,631 --> 00:15:03,832 Uh... No, thank you, I'm... 265 00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:05,567 Rosa! Rosa, have a drink with us. 266 00:15:05,568 --> 00:15:07,336 Oh, I have to finish the dinner, Miss. 267 00:15:07,337 --> 00:15:09,838 No, I know, but just... just one. You can take a break, 268 00:15:09,839 --> 00:15:11,240 - can't you? - But dinner. 269 00:15:11,241 --> 00:15:14,509 Well... All right. All right. You never treat yourself. 270 00:15:14,510 --> 00:15:17,012 Ah. Kendall! 271 00:15:17,013 --> 00:15:22,751 Hi! You made it! Ah, we missed you, son. 272 00:15:22,752 --> 00:15:25,787 Thanks, Dad. Yeah. I, uh... missed you too. 273 00:15:25,788 --> 00:15:29,290 Uh, are you all right for targeting Peter? 274 00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:33,762 Uh, you know, shove a bar of gold down his fucking throat? 275 00:15:33,763 --> 00:15:35,863 Yeah, sure. Got it. Good. 276 00:15:39,368 --> 00:15:42,804 Pardon me, um... As my family knows 277 00:15:42,805 --> 00:15:47,375 only too well, I am... I ain't no master of the speechifying, 278 00:15:47,376 --> 00:15:51,245 but I would, uh... I would just like to thank the Pierces 279 00:15:51,246 --> 00:15:56,184 for their hospitality. Um... Like Romans amongst you Greeks, 280 00:15:56,185 --> 00:16:00,321 I'm sure you find us all rather, you know, big, vulgar, 281 00:16:00,322 --> 00:16:02,289 and boisterous. 282 00:16:02,290 --> 00:16:05,425 We... We appreciate your forbearance. 283 00:16:05,426 --> 00:16:08,462 And, uh, well, you know, as an old news man, 284 00:16:08,463 --> 00:16:12,900 I'd be remiss if I... if I didn't commend all of you 285 00:16:12,901 --> 00:16:18,071 for your stewardship of PGM, because wherever we are 286 00:16:18,072 --> 00:16:21,575 on the political spectrum, we can all agree, 287 00:16:21,576 --> 00:16:23,710 for decade after decade, 288 00:16:24,513 --> 00:16:27,815 your outlets have been essential 289 00:16:27,816 --> 00:16:31,685 to the functioning of our grand republic. 290 00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:34,954 - Long may they so remain. - Hear, hear. 291 00:16:34,955 --> 00:16:36,523 - Hear, hear. - Hear, hear. 292 00:16:36,524 --> 00:16:38,925 He would like to kill and shit on you! 293 00:16:40,528 --> 00:16:43,262 Wow, I like this Dad. Why couldn't this Dad be Dad? 294 00:16:46,434 --> 00:16:48,634 Eh. You clean up nice. 295 00:16:49,370 --> 00:16:50,803 How are you? 296 00:16:50,804 --> 00:16:53,407 Uh... I'm good. Good. 297 00:16:53,408 --> 00:16:54,640 How are you really? 298 00:16:56,977 --> 00:17:00,147 Um... Uh... You know. 299 00:17:00,148 --> 00:17:04,084 Yeah, I know. I know. It's good to see you. 300 00:17:04,085 --> 00:17:06,886 - We could use the help. - Oh, "we"? 301 00:17:06,887 --> 00:17:10,656 Mm-hmm. You, them, us. Whatever. 302 00:17:20,034 --> 00:17:22,735 I think it's great. Of course it's going well. 303 00:17:22,736 --> 00:17:26,072 I mean, no-one's fucked Nan or killed her cat by accident, 304 00:17:26,073 --> 00:17:27,506 so I think we're doing pretty good. 305 00:17:27,507 --> 00:17:29,442 - Yeah, I know, I know. - Have you seen that guy? 306 00:17:29,443 --> 00:17:30,619 Excuse me. 307 00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:33,112 What the fuck did you say to Mark? 308 00:17:33,113 --> 00:17:36,115 - Making cracks about his PhD? - Well, it was a joke! 309 00:17:36,116 --> 00:17:37,591 - He laughed. - Yeah, it seemed 310 00:17:37,592 --> 00:17:40,820 - he did not enjoy that. - He's a yes, Shiv! He's solid! 311 00:17:40,821 --> 00:17:42,388 Why are you even bothering with him? 312 00:17:42,389 --> 00:17:44,823 - Have we lost sight of Maxim? - Who's on Maxim? 313 00:17:44,824 --> 00:17:47,451 Me, and I just have to say, if he contradicts 314 00:17:47,452 --> 00:17:49,497 any more planks in my political philosophy, 315 00:17:49,498 --> 00:17:50,940 I'm gonna piss in his Break Bumper. 316 00:17:50,941 --> 00:17:53,231 Hey! Hey, he's leaning "no sale". 317 00:17:53,232 --> 00:17:55,601 Cut the horseshit, know your role. 318 00:17:55,602 --> 00:17:57,636 - Yeah, Pa. - And, uh, Shiv, 319 00:17:57,637 --> 00:17:58,770 I want you on Nan. 320 00:17:58,771 --> 00:18:00,338 Okay, Dad, we don't have to be so schematic. 321 00:18:00,339 --> 00:18:01,573 Romulus. 322 00:18:01,574 --> 00:18:03,875 When you laugh, please do it at the same volume 323 00:18:03,876 --> 00:18:05,343 as everyone else. 324 00:18:05,344 --> 00:18:06,979 We didn't get you from a hyena farm. 325 00:18:06,980 --> 00:18:08,780 - Thanks, Pop. - The good news is that Nan 326 00:18:08,781 --> 00:18:10,649 already seems to be spending the money in her head, 327 00:18:10,650 --> 00:18:12,618 but she can still be swayed by her family, 328 00:18:12,619 --> 00:18:13,885 so every cousin counts. 329 00:18:13,886 --> 00:18:15,754 Oh, I think Marnie might be leaning "sell", so... 330 00:18:15,755 --> 00:18:19,157 Marnie isn't a problem. Now, everybody, 331 00:18:19,158 --> 00:18:22,360 stay in your lanes. Who's on Peter? 332 00:18:22,361 --> 00:18:23,595 Yeah, I got it, Dad. 333 00:18:23,596 --> 00:18:25,330 Oh, oh, you got it? I'm so impressed. Shut up. 334 00:18:25,331 --> 00:18:26,998 Okay, a bit of Lincoln Center chat, okay? 335 00:18:26,999 --> 00:18:28,666 He's worried that we're barbarians. 336 00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:29,934 - And Naomi. - Yeah. 337 00:18:29,935 --> 00:18:31,136 - Hit Naomi! - Got it. 338 00:18:31,137 --> 00:18:32,269 Okay, onwards. 339 00:18:33,372 --> 00:18:34,617 Can't stand up to Maxim? 340 00:18:34,618 --> 00:18:35,960 Tabs, you gonna help me on that? 341 00:18:35,961 --> 00:18:37,451 - He's an asshole! - What part of your policy 342 00:18:37,452 --> 00:18:38,742 - was he "not right now"? - No, no, no, no, no. 343 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:40,643 No, everything. He's dismissing. 344 00:18:44,816 --> 00:18:48,786 - Well, nice work so far. - Merci beaucoup. 345 00:18:48,787 --> 00:18:51,522 I'm very excited to be getting top marks 346 00:18:51,523 --> 00:18:53,456 along with your other pupils. 347 00:19:27,726 --> 00:19:29,359 ... conservative, or are they... 348 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,361 Excellent work. Thank you so much. 349 00:19:32,497 --> 00:19:34,463 Yeah. How many breakers you had? 350 00:19:37,268 --> 00:19:38,735 Whoa, whoa! 351 00:19:38,736 --> 00:19:42,104 Bravo. 352 00:19:44,609 --> 00:19:46,075 Oh, stop! 353 00:19:52,217 --> 00:19:53,349 Now... 354 00:19:54,285 --> 00:19:55,885 Grace. 355 00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:59,922 I'm afraid we've gone so Unitarian out here 356 00:19:59,923 --> 00:20:01,824 that we've given up on poor Jesus, 357 00:20:01,825 --> 00:20:04,393 and we have started worshipping Shakespeare! 358 00:20:06,129 --> 00:20:07,329 Your scepter. 359 00:20:11,134 --> 00:20:12,300 Hmm. 360 00:20:14,204 --> 00:20:18,608 The purest treasure... mortal time affords 361 00:20:18,609 --> 00:20:20,508 is spotless reputation. 362 00:20:22,779 --> 00:20:26,115 That away, men are but gilded loam, 363 00:20:26,116 --> 00:20:27,616 or painted clay. 364 00:20:29,018 --> 00:20:33,455 Mine honor is my life; both grow in one. 365 00:20:33,456 --> 00:20:37,190 Take honor from me, and my life is done. 366 00:20:38,994 --> 00:20:41,161 Wow. 367 00:20:47,570 --> 00:20:49,437 Soup's on, people. 368 00:20:54,143 --> 00:20:55,542 Hey, that was awesome. 369 00:20:57,146 --> 00:21:00,314 - I'm Kendall. - I know. Naomi. 370 00:21:00,983 --> 00:21:02,215 Yeah, I know. 371 00:21:03,118 --> 00:21:06,354 So, uh, are you, like, a... 372 00:21:06,355 --> 00:21:09,123 - an actress or like a poetess? - Oh... 373 00:21:09,124 --> 00:21:11,659 Or something? Because that was pretty legit. 374 00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:12,994 Oh, I, uh, volunteer 375 00:21:12,995 --> 00:21:15,462 at a drug addiction treatment center in Mill Valley, 376 00:21:15,463 --> 00:21:18,199 and I continue my recovery there as well. 377 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:24,071 Oh. Oh, wow. That... That's great. I... 378 00:21:24,072 --> 00:21:26,572 Yeah, I'm actually in recovery myself. 379 00:21:28,543 --> 00:21:31,712 - I know. - Okay. 380 00:21:31,713 --> 00:21:37,084 My not-so-spotless reputation precedes me. 381 00:21:37,085 --> 00:21:40,553 - No, I could just tell. - Really? 382 00:21:41,723 --> 00:21:43,156 Oh, okay. Right. 383 00:21:43,157 --> 00:21:47,695 I'd like to have three novels and a memoir going at once. 384 00:21:47,696 --> 00:21:51,432 - It's like natural selection. - Oh, brother, I hear that. 385 00:21:51,433 --> 00:21:55,402 - Are you a reader? - Me? Oh, big time. Yeah. 386 00:21:55,403 --> 00:21:59,373 Can you recommend anything that Oprah isn't pushing? 387 00:21:59,374 --> 00:22:03,310 - Any new fiction? - Right? 388 00:22:03,311 --> 00:22:07,080 Oh! Uh, yeah, sure, I can. Um... 389 00:22:07,081 --> 00:22:10,250 I rather enjoyed The Electric Circus. 390 00:22:10,251 --> 00:22:11,819 - The Electric Circus. - Mm-hmm. 391 00:22:11,820 --> 00:22:14,488 - Who's the author? - What was that? What? 392 00:22:14,489 --> 00:22:16,922 - Who's the author? - Oh! Oh, gosh. 393 00:22:16,923 --> 00:22:23,563 I wanna say... Shit. Who was it? It was, oh... Timothy Lipton. 394 00:22:23,564 --> 00:22:26,198 Uh-huh? What's it about? Rom? 395 00:22:26,199 --> 00:22:27,800 Uh, what's The Electric Circus about? 396 00:22:27,801 --> 00:22:31,270 - Uh-huh. - It is about a young man 397 00:22:31,271 --> 00:22:32,638 making his way through the world, 398 00:22:32,639 --> 00:22:34,841 except in two different time periods. 399 00:22:34,842 --> 00:22:36,850 It kind of switches back and forth between... 400 00:22:36,851 --> 00:22:40,279 The circus part is a, you know, metaphor. 401 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:41,881 For what? 402 00:22:41,882 --> 00:22:44,817 For the anxiety of modern life, Siobhan. 403 00:22:44,818 --> 00:22:46,352 I'm not seeing it on Google. 404 00:22:46,353 --> 00:22:48,153 You said it's called "The Electric Circus"? 405 00:22:48,154 --> 00:22:50,822 Yeah. I thou... I mean, shit. Is it The Electric Circus? 406 00:22:50,823 --> 00:22:52,090 Well, I think it's called... 407 00:22:52,091 --> 00:22:53,859 That's all very interesting, but let's just 408 00:22:53,860 --> 00:22:56,127 - agree to disagree, shall we? - Sure! 409 00:22:56,128 --> 00:22:59,564 Well, that's just the sort of expert analysis 410 00:22:59,565 --> 00:23:02,066 I'd expect from a deep-state wonk with both lips 411 00:23:02,067 --> 00:23:03,968 firmly glued to the Soros teat. 412 00:23:03,969 --> 00:23:05,837 Oh, well, you can't change Washington 413 00:23:05,838 --> 00:23:07,639 without knowing Washington 414 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:08,840 I mean, can you name me 415 00:23:08,841 --> 00:23:10,575 one member of the House Commerce Committee? 416 00:23:10,576 --> 00:23:12,200 Oh, uh, yeah, I think I know one. 417 00:23:12,201 --> 00:23:15,079 Uh, Representative Ferdinand D. Who-Gives-A-Shit 418 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:18,283 from the great state of No-One-Fucking-Cares. 419 00:23:18,284 --> 00:23:21,586 Well, I'm convinced. I mean, clear some space 420 00:23:21,587 --> 00:23:24,088 on Mount Rushmore, folks! 421 00:23:24,089 --> 00:23:25,356 Yeah, yeah, well... 422 00:23:25,357 --> 00:23:27,157 I actually thought you said the wrecking ball. 423 00:23:34,233 --> 00:23:36,034 I just wanted to say, I'm, uh... 424 00:23:36,035 --> 00:23:39,170 What you're doing, the PhDs, I think it's great. 425 00:23:39,171 --> 00:23:41,672 - I'm sorry if I... - No, no! It was a hit, 426 00:23:41,673 --> 00:23:43,741 a very palpable hit! 427 00:23:43,742 --> 00:23:45,109 I can take a joke. 428 00:23:45,110 --> 00:23:47,312 Oh, right. Because it was a joke. 429 00:23:47,313 --> 00:23:48,379 Of course. 430 00:23:48,380 --> 00:23:49,804 Are you pleased to be out of politics, Siobhan? 431 00:23:49,805 --> 00:23:53,651 Oh, yes, I am. I'm getting over it like a nasty stomach bug. 432 00:23:53,652 --> 00:23:55,386 - Mm-hmm. - It can be a dirty business. 433 00:23:55,387 --> 00:23:58,688 Made dirtier by a certain cable news behemoth. 434 00:23:58,689 --> 00:24:01,825 - Oh, come on, Rhea, let's play nice now. - Oh? 435 00:24:01,826 --> 00:24:06,196 We can discuss the white nationalist elephant in the room, can't we? 436 00:24:06,197 --> 00:24:08,498 Tug on its trunk a bit? 437 00:24:08,499 --> 00:24:10,968 I'm not operationally involved. 438 00:24:10,969 --> 00:24:13,703 Come on. 439 00:24:13,704 --> 00:24:16,173 No, no, no, I let my people do their own thing. 440 00:24:16,174 --> 00:24:19,876 I mean, if you... If you wanna talk ATN, you know, 441 00:24:19,877 --> 00:24:21,778 Tom's the barbarian. 442 00:24:21,779 --> 00:24:26,850 Hi, hello, I'm the... right-wing ogre at your service. 443 00:24:29,820 --> 00:24:31,857 Wait, you don't even believe your own stuff? 444 00:24:31,858 --> 00:24:35,257 Well, I've always wanted to balance Waystar's portfolio 445 00:24:35,258 --> 00:24:36,858 with, um... 446 00:24:37,660 --> 00:24:40,429 with... voice... 447 00:24:40,430 --> 00:24:44,433 - From the left? - Well, no. Pierce isn't... 448 00:24:44,434 --> 00:24:48,004 Your people just follow the truth, wherever it leads, right? 449 00:24:48,005 --> 00:24:52,941 Oh, well, you know, our people are just hacks. 450 00:24:52,942 --> 00:24:54,310 Oh! 451 00:24:54,311 --> 00:24:56,678 - But we like 'em. - Come on! 452 00:24:56,679 --> 00:24:58,381 I mean, I guess our... our people 453 00:24:58,382 --> 00:25:00,316 try to follow the truth, too, Shiv. 454 00:25:00,317 --> 00:25:02,851 You give them what they need, we give them what they want. 455 00:25:02,852 --> 00:25:04,520 We make a good match. 456 00:25:04,521 --> 00:25:06,488 Of course. Right. No, Dad... 457 00:25:06,489 --> 00:25:11,192 I think we, Dad, just wants a bigger tent, a bigger pie. 458 00:25:11,193 --> 00:25:13,194 It means more profit, 459 00:25:13,195 --> 00:25:15,330 and then more investment. 460 00:25:15,331 --> 00:25:18,966 So, I suppose that just makes me a prim little matron, 461 00:25:18,967 --> 00:25:20,968 if I object to being fumbled 462 00:25:20,969 --> 00:25:22,603 by the invisible hand of the market? 463 00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:24,372 Th... That's... No. 464 00:25:24,373 --> 00:25:25,907 That's not what I meant. I... 465 00:25:25,908 --> 00:25:29,344 Sure, a fair exchange isn't exactly robbery, 466 00:25:29,345 --> 00:25:32,380 and money does allegedly make the world go round, so... 467 00:25:32,381 --> 00:25:34,782 Money? Money is a social construct, 468 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:37,585 whereas virtue, integrity, 469 00:25:37,586 --> 00:25:39,487 these things actually exist. 470 00:25:39,488 --> 00:25:41,822 Well, the... Just... Well, because just this morning, 471 00:25:41,823 --> 00:25:44,058 I went to the store, and I bought a pound of ham, 472 00:25:44,059 --> 00:25:45,560 and I paid for it by, you know, 473 00:25:45,561 --> 00:25:46,727 telling them I was really worried 474 00:25:46,728 --> 00:25:47,795 about the environment. 475 00:25:49,831 --> 00:25:51,866 Don't mind Tom, he finds other people's integrity 476 00:25:51,867 --> 00:25:53,601 a personal affront, for some reason. 477 00:25:53,602 --> 00:25:56,537 Well, yes, that's... Thank you, I'm a piece of dirt. 478 00:25:56,538 --> 00:25:58,439 Oh, yep. Yep. I'll take it. 479 00:25:58,440 --> 00:25:59,840 Right! 480 00:25:59,841 --> 00:26:04,111 Wait a minute, but Tom, Tom, if there was an acquisition, 481 00:26:04,112 --> 00:26:05,846 then, as head of news, 482 00:26:05,847 --> 00:26:08,515 you would be the guy in charge of our crown jewels, right? 483 00:26:08,516 --> 00:26:11,285 Oh, well, we'd have to see about that. 484 00:26:11,286 --> 00:26:13,353 Ooh! Hear that, Tom? 485 00:26:13,354 --> 00:26:15,755 Sounds dicey. Got a pitch? 486 00:26:15,756 --> 00:26:19,293 Tom, everything rests on what you're about to say. 487 00:26:19,294 --> 00:26:21,562 Oh, lay off him! 488 00:26:21,563 --> 00:26:24,030 Oh, wait a minute, though. I didn't hear. 489 00:26:24,031 --> 00:26:27,200 So, would he stay on as the head of news? 490 00:26:29,770 --> 00:26:32,706 - I... - Ooh, king of edible leaves, 491 00:26:32,707 --> 00:26:34,340 His Majesty, the spinach. 492 00:26:36,578 --> 00:26:39,546 Look, I just, uh... I think there's... 493 00:26:39,547 --> 00:26:41,515 The business, the journalistic values... 494 00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:43,713 - Mm-hmm. - There's a lot of admirers in this family. 495 00:26:43,714 --> 00:26:44,799 That's all. 496 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:50,623 Uh, like all recent converts, Shiv is a zealot. 497 00:26:50,624 --> 00:26:54,227 I think what we can all agree on is that 498 00:26:54,228 --> 00:26:57,930 it's great for people to communicate, of whatever stripe. 499 00:26:57,931 --> 00:27:01,066 I think it was Thoreau who said of the telegraph, 500 00:27:01,067 --> 00:27:04,437 "Maine may speak to Texas, but what if they have nothing 501 00:27:04,438 --> 00:27:06,506 to say to one another? 502 00:27:06,507 --> 00:27:08,807 That should be engraved into the bezel of every iPhone 503 00:27:08,808 --> 00:27:10,376 - in the world. - Oh! 504 00:27:10,377 --> 00:27:13,946 - Hear, hear! The bezel. - Have you spoken to Shirley? 505 00:27:13,947 --> 00:27:17,250 I'm so sorr... Will you excuse us for two seconds? I'm so worried 506 00:27:17,251 --> 00:27:19,418 - about our... It's a... - Our dog, Mondale. 507 00:27:19,419 --> 00:27:20,953 It's a dog thing. So silly. Sorry to... 508 00:27:20,954 --> 00:27:22,621 Is very ill at the moment. 509 00:27:22,622 --> 00:27:23,688 Arthritis. We think it's arthritis. 510 00:27:23,689 --> 00:27:25,057 - So sorry. - His hips. 511 00:27:25,058 --> 00:27:26,924 Excuse us. Sorry. 512 00:27:28,294 --> 00:27:31,229 They have a dog. A dog named Mondale. 513 00:27:31,230 --> 00:27:33,132 - Oh! - That's helpful, right? 514 00:27:33,133 --> 00:27:34,166 Yeah, it is. 515 00:27:34,167 --> 00:27:36,544 This is... This is what happens. You get given the keys to the castle, 516 00:27:36,545 --> 00:27:38,971 and then you get paralyzed, staring into the eyes of the cobra. 517 00:27:38,972 --> 00:27:40,572 You're riding me pretty hard in there. 518 00:27:40,573 --> 00:27:41,674 You think I should 519 00:27:41,675 --> 00:27:42,865 - fight back more? - You know, and then, 520 00:27:42,866 --> 00:27:44,789 he smells the vacillation, and then he's just... 521 00:27:44,790 --> 00:27:47,212 He's got you. You're done. He's juiced another lemon. 522 00:27:47,213 --> 00:27:49,181 It would be nice if you stopped beating up on me too. 523 00:27:49,182 --> 00:27:50,544 - What? - Maybe you could stop 524 00:27:50,545 --> 00:27:53,118 - beating up on me too. - What? What do... 525 00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:55,586 That's just nothing. That's silly. 526 00:27:55,587 --> 00:27:58,122 - What... No-one cares. - Well, technically, I care. 527 00:27:58,123 --> 00:27:59,590 - I care. - Well, sometimes you say 528 00:27:59,591 --> 00:28:02,361 stupid things. You know, he's got me second-guessing myself. 529 00:28:02,362 --> 00:28:04,883 I'm wavering on the best strategy for landing a deal 530 00:28:04,884 --> 00:28:05,986 that I don't even like. 531 00:28:08,667 --> 00:28:10,768 - I really want this! - I know. 532 00:28:10,769 --> 00:28:12,904 Really, I wanna be sitting at that table. 533 00:28:12,905 --> 00:28:15,872 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 534 00:28:17,142 --> 00:28:18,274 Listen to me. 535 00:28:19,712 --> 00:28:21,344 You are sitting at the table. 536 00:28:22,715 --> 00:28:23,814 You are. 537 00:28:26,251 --> 00:28:27,284 - Yeah. - Yeah? 538 00:28:27,285 --> 00:28:31,353 I'm good. Mm-hmm. Let's go. 539 00:28:34,091 --> 00:28:36,326 They're trying to adopt. You know, the list is, 540 00:28:36,327 --> 00:28:39,562 like, insane, so I'm thinking, like, if they can't have a baby 541 00:28:39,563 --> 00:28:43,266 in six months, I'm just gonna, you know, offer them my womb. 542 00:28:43,267 --> 00:28:45,202 Why not? I'm young, I'm hardy. 543 00:28:45,203 --> 00:28:47,523 I have a friend who did that. It was so great. 544 00:28:47,524 --> 00:28:50,731 - Mm. - Uh, but if it's not too rude to ask, 545 00:28:50,732 --> 00:28:53,243 then what about you two? 546 00:28:53,244 --> 00:28:56,746 Oh, you mean us having a baby? No, we're not planning 547 00:28:56,747 --> 00:28:57,785 - to have a baby, because... - Oop. 548 00:28:57,786 --> 00:28:59,249 ... that would require us having sex. 549 00:28:59,250 --> 00:29:01,510 - Whoa! Hey now. - I'm so sorry. 550 00:29:01,511 --> 00:29:03,753 - I don't mean to pry. - Oh, yes you did. 551 00:29:03,754 --> 00:29:06,055 No, no, no, no. It's totally fine. That's just... 552 00:29:06,056 --> 00:29:09,425 That's, like, not how we do it. It's not our thing. 553 00:29:09,426 --> 00:29:11,761 We're kind of like eunuch besties. 554 00:29:11,762 --> 00:29:13,963 - Well, I wouldn't say that. - It works for us. 555 00:29:13,964 --> 00:29:17,400 It's a joke, obviously. She's kidding. We're actually 556 00:29:17,401 --> 00:29:21,371 quite relentless in that regard. Just Fuck City. 557 00:29:21,372 --> 00:29:24,574 Bingo, bango, bongo. 558 00:29:24,575 --> 00:29:27,543 Anyway, you don't have any kids, right? 559 00:29:29,813 --> 00:29:33,047 - Refreshed? - Oh? Uh... 560 00:29:34,718 --> 00:29:37,219 Yeah. Yep, you bet. 561 00:29:37,220 --> 00:29:41,115 Marcia, so, so tell me. You... You grew up in Beirut. 562 00:29:41,116 --> 00:29:42,324 What was that like? 563 00:29:42,325 --> 00:29:45,594 Well, she... She doesn't really like to talk about it. 564 00:29:45,595 --> 00:29:48,864 Or you don't like to ask about it. 565 00:29:48,865 --> 00:29:53,202 Well, um... when we first met, the first or second night, 566 00:29:53,203 --> 00:29:56,172 we stayed up all night, um... 567 00:29:56,173 --> 00:29:59,675 And she told me her whole life story. 568 00:29:59,676 --> 00:30:03,813 If I had a year, I couldn't tell you my whole life. 569 00:30:03,814 --> 00:30:07,716 - Uh-huh. Fine. - Interesting. 570 00:30:07,717 --> 00:30:09,785 Another glass for both of you? 571 00:30:09,786 --> 00:30:12,020 Well, now, we tend to kind of keep it to... 572 00:30:12,021 --> 00:30:13,120 Yes, thank you. 573 00:30:14,223 --> 00:30:15,756 Excuse me? 574 00:30:15,757 --> 00:30:19,126 His cellar is all New World, and it doesn't suit me. 575 00:30:19,895 --> 00:30:21,629 Well, why didn't you say? 576 00:30:21,630 --> 00:30:27,068 It suits you, so it can suit me. See? I'm not a difficult person. 577 00:30:27,069 --> 00:30:29,304 - Uh-huh. - Well, as long as 578 00:30:29,305 --> 00:30:33,241 the fat is being chewed, I suppose I would be remiss 579 00:30:33,242 --> 00:30:34,976 not to mention that you're being targeted 580 00:30:34,977 --> 00:30:37,345 for acquisition yourself, correct? 581 00:30:37,346 --> 00:30:39,413 Oh, oh, that. Well, that's... 582 00:30:39,414 --> 00:30:41,316 You know, that's all over. 583 00:30:41,317 --> 00:30:43,918 - Well, alas. - Sandy's not well. 584 00:30:43,919 --> 00:30:46,253 Syphilis, if you can believe it. 585 00:30:46,254 --> 00:30:49,323 Uh. I... Yeah. I never... 586 00:30:49,324 --> 00:30:51,491 I never believed that the takeover bid 587 00:30:51,492 --> 00:30:55,762 - was real to begin with. - Hmm. A Potemkin pillage. 588 00:30:59,433 --> 00:31:03,737 Oh, look, I have to ask. The internal differences. 589 00:31:03,738 --> 00:31:07,440 - Have they been smoothed over? - Oh, very much so. 590 00:31:07,441 --> 00:31:12,746 And any thought given to whom you might hand over the keys? 591 00:31:12,747 --> 00:31:15,215 Why, Madam, that is very forward. 592 00:31:15,216 --> 00:31:16,715 And you're no fun. 593 00:31:18,186 --> 00:31:20,987 We're all friends here now, aren't we? 594 00:31:20,988 --> 00:31:23,422 Well, uh... 595 00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:26,658 Gerri is on the paperwork as a stopgap, 596 00:31:26,659 --> 00:31:29,896 but even she'd be the first to admit that she couldn't 597 00:31:29,897 --> 00:31:31,462 really do the job. 598 00:31:32,632 --> 00:31:34,333 Well, maybe the second to admit. 599 00:31:36,503 --> 00:31:39,371 Uh... There is a name. 600 00:31:40,941 --> 00:31:45,177 But, you know, I really don't like to deal in hypotheticals. 601 00:31:45,178 --> 00:31:48,547 Ooh. He's an enigma. 602 00:31:48,548 --> 00:31:52,350 - Well, one day. - What a tease, folks. 603 00:31:53,787 --> 00:31:59,324 - Just whisper it in my ear. - You know, I'll start to think 604 00:31:59,325 --> 00:32:00,825 I'm not wanted. 605 00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:05,730 Just... You can... 606 00:32:06,666 --> 00:32:08,300 Well, you know, uh... 607 00:32:08,301 --> 00:32:10,902 Oh, for fuck's sake, Dad, just tell them it's gonna be me. 608 00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:18,509 - Is that so? - That is so. 609 00:32:20,513 --> 00:32:24,082 - Roman, what's happening? - Mm. My life just ended. 610 00:32:24,083 --> 00:32:27,285 It's been discussed, um, but I don't think we're quite 611 00:32:27,286 --> 00:32:31,689 - at the point where, uh... - No, not any time soon. 612 00:32:31,690 --> 00:32:34,359 We've, uh... We've discussed the transition 613 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:37,195 - and some arrangements. - We won't bore you. 614 00:32:37,196 --> 00:32:43,201 No! But I though we could tell you all, though, 615 00:32:43,202 --> 00:32:44,535 as friends. 616 00:32:44,536 --> 00:32:46,804 Yeah. You know, maybe this dinner 617 00:32:46,805 --> 00:32:49,707 was a little bit premature. Seems like you guys 618 00:32:49,708 --> 00:32:51,109 are still working some things out. 619 00:32:51,110 --> 00:32:54,579 No, no, Peter, don't worry, this is just family hijinks, 620 00:32:54,580 --> 00:32:57,748 - as usual. We're good. - Is that true? 621 00:32:57,749 --> 00:33:00,750 Will you stop? 622 00:33:07,892 --> 00:33:11,996 Well, anyway, I, um... I was just thinking, 623 00:33:11,997 --> 00:33:15,632 it is such a beautiful, clear night out. Uh... 624 00:33:15,633 --> 00:33:17,900 - Mark... - Huh. 625 00:33:19,270 --> 00:33:24,508 - Mark? - I said, "Huh". 626 00:33:24,509 --> 00:33:28,412 Would you like to guide us on a little after-dinner stargaze? 627 00:33:28,413 --> 00:33:32,549 Uh, stargaze? I would love to show you our little corner 628 00:33:32,550 --> 00:33:36,386 - of the sky. - Marvelous. 629 00:33:36,387 --> 00:33:38,522 Boots for everyone, not to worry. 630 00:33:42,426 --> 00:33:48,497 - Mm. Did you know? - Uh, no. No, I did not know. 631 00:34:14,124 --> 00:34:15,223 Shall we? 632 00:34:20,397 --> 00:34:25,168 Keep in mind that I got my PhD at Columbia in '89, 633 00:34:25,169 --> 00:34:29,672 so I'm not what Whitman would call a "learned astronomer". 634 00:34:31,275 --> 00:34:34,410 Right? No, but... So, I wish I could show you through, uh... 635 00:34:34,411 --> 00:34:36,679 Through a telescope, but our naked eyes... 636 00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:40,583 - Having fun? - Oh, sure. 637 00:34:40,584 --> 00:34:45,588 - I am having fun. - Me too. 638 00:34:45,589 --> 00:34:49,491 - You too? - Watching you people melt down 639 00:34:49,492 --> 00:34:56,363 is the most deeply satisfying activity on planet Earth. 640 00:34:57,333 --> 00:35:00,268 Oh, yeah? Uh-huh. 641 00:35:00,269 --> 00:35:03,572 - Thank you. - Sure. You got it. 642 00:35:03,573 --> 00:35:06,507 We, uh... We aim to please. 643 00:35:07,978 --> 00:35:10,946 No, I... feel quite redundant. 644 00:35:10,947 --> 00:35:13,148 I mean, I came here to fuck any deal, but... 645 00:35:13,149 --> 00:35:17,585 it seems you all have just fucked it yourselves, so... 646 00:35:25,394 --> 00:35:26,560 So... 647 00:35:29,265 --> 00:35:30,464 are you gonna ask me? 648 00:35:32,735 --> 00:35:33,867 Ask you what? 649 00:35:38,007 --> 00:35:40,208 Would you like to do some illegal drugs with me? 650 00:35:40,209 --> 00:35:44,077 - Yes, I would. - Good. This way. 651 00:35:48,251 --> 00:35:49,483 Okay, goodnight. 652 00:35:55,823 --> 00:35:59,092 Jeepers-fucking-creepers, 653 00:35:59,093 --> 00:36:01,562 what a shit-piñata. That was like... 654 00:36:01,563 --> 00:36:05,666 That was like the most Roy thing I have ever seen. 655 00:36:05,667 --> 00:36:08,902 It's like I got a quart of Roy injected into my eyeballs. 656 00:36:08,903 --> 00:36:11,472 - Is there booze? - Are you kidding? 657 00:36:11,473 --> 00:36:14,708 No, it's just Emily Dickinson and low-thread-count sheets. 658 00:36:14,709 --> 00:36:16,143 Shiv, what... 659 00:36:16,144 --> 00:36:18,579 What even was that? Explain the chess move. 660 00:36:18,580 --> 00:36:21,982 I... I don't know. I just... I just... I just fucking said it. 661 00:36:21,983 --> 00:36:25,786 - You just said it? No plan? - No, not really. I... 662 00:36:25,787 --> 00:36:27,420 I guess I thought, you know, "Fuck him. 663 00:36:27,421 --> 00:36:29,255 Fuck him for stringing me along!" 664 00:36:29,256 --> 00:36:31,158 Just, you know, shit or get off the pot. 665 00:36:31,159 --> 00:36:33,293 Right. Right? 666 00:36:33,294 --> 00:36:36,129 But, you know, I guess I didn't really think that so much as... 667 00:36:36,130 --> 00:36:39,432 As, you know, just... Oh, Jesus Christ, my head. 668 00:36:39,433 --> 00:36:41,768 Because I'm not sure how much love there is for me 669 00:36:41,769 --> 00:36:44,838 in a... as a sort of independent-of-you 670 00:36:44,839 --> 00:36:46,506 sort of person. You know? 671 00:36:46,507 --> 00:36:48,441 Yeah, my dad doesn't really like to be pushed. 672 00:36:48,442 --> 00:36:51,044 - No. - No, so there could be repercussions. 673 00:36:51,045 --> 00:36:53,045 - Like what? - Yeah, like, uh... 674 00:36:54,082 --> 00:36:55,347 I don't know, just like... 675 00:36:56,851 --> 00:36:58,585 Like if, uh, I've fucked it. 676 00:36:58,586 --> 00:37:00,619 You've fucked it? 677 00:37:02,323 --> 00:37:03,388 Right. 678 00:37:08,429 --> 00:37:09,528 Right. 679 00:37:14,335 --> 00:37:15,834 I used to be a maniac. 680 00:37:18,272 --> 00:37:22,174 A beast, but... It's a different situation for me now. 681 00:37:22,175 --> 00:37:23,842 Right. 682 00:37:26,247 --> 00:37:28,281 - You should hear yourself. - Screw you. 683 00:37:28,282 --> 00:37:30,015 - Yeah. - Okay? 684 00:37:30,016 --> 00:37:33,553 But there are levels. 685 00:37:33,554 --> 00:37:36,221 Sure. No, it's true. Yeah, I mean, I was basically 686 00:37:36,222 --> 00:37:38,188 hanging by a fucking thread. 687 00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:43,695 I'm coming through, you know? 688 00:37:43,696 --> 00:37:47,197 - Like, I'm getting it together. - Mm-hmm. 689 00:37:48,701 --> 00:37:51,001 Yeah, me too. 690 00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:56,206 I know how that sounds, but... 691 00:37:57,677 --> 00:37:58,776 ... it's true. 692 00:38:03,383 --> 00:38:04,416 I can't even... 693 00:38:04,417 --> 00:38:06,251 Those stars were amazing. 694 00:38:06,252 --> 00:38:08,253 Can't even brush my fucking teeth now. 695 00:38:08,254 --> 00:38:10,188 Such a fun weekend you brought me on. 696 00:38:10,189 --> 00:38:14,692 Well. Am I stupid? Am I a fucking idiot? Am I stupid? 697 00:38:14,693 --> 00:38:16,027 - Ro? - Yeah. 698 00:38:16,028 --> 00:38:17,962 - I... I have a meeting on Monday. - Uh-huh. 699 00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:20,364 You know? And so I'd just, like... I really wanna 700 00:38:20,365 --> 00:38:22,734 deal with all your neuroses and talk about it 701 00:38:22,735 --> 00:38:25,503 and everything, but if you're gonna get kind of crazy... 702 00:38:25,504 --> 00:38:28,239 - Mm-hmm. - ... I might just see if Naomi 703 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:30,141 would let me, you know, crash in her bed. 704 00:38:30,142 --> 00:38:33,311 - All right. Let's fuck. - Yeah, totally. 705 00:38:33,312 --> 00:38:35,846 We do the sex so well, so, that's a great idea. 706 00:38:35,847 --> 00:38:38,549 All right, come on. Come here, you hot fucking piece of shit. 707 00:38:38,550 --> 00:38:41,152 Okay, okay, easy! 708 00:38:41,153 --> 00:38:43,120 - Easy there, wolfman. - Sorry. 709 00:38:43,121 --> 00:38:44,855 - Oh, Jesus! - That was awesome. 710 00:38:44,856 --> 00:38:48,192 - I'm so fucking good at this. - Christ! 711 00:38:48,193 --> 00:38:49,592 - Oh! - Sorry. 712 00:38:49,593 --> 00:38:51,233 - It just was like... - I know. 713 00:38:51,234 --> 00:38:52,963 ... really squeezing hard with your finger. 714 00:38:52,964 --> 00:38:55,265 It was really sexy. 715 00:38:55,266 --> 00:38:57,667 Oh, how I just took you. 716 00:38:57,668 --> 00:39:01,771 That was great. Um, do you... Do you wanna, though? Can we... 717 00:39:01,772 --> 00:39:03,240 Do you wanna? 718 00:39:03,241 --> 00:39:04,507 - Okay. - Yeah. 719 00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:08,145 Do I want to... make love with me? 720 00:39:08,146 --> 00:39:09,812 No. Wow. 721 00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:15,651 Hey, hey. I'm not, uh... 722 00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:20,121 I'm not uninterested in solving you. 723 00:39:22,159 --> 00:39:25,995 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. Yes. 724 00:39:25,996 --> 00:39:28,864 Do you think there's a way that we can, like... 725 00:39:30,568 --> 00:39:33,935 make it kinda like wrong? 726 00:39:44,948 --> 00:39:46,114 Chopper ahoy. 727 00:39:49,186 --> 00:39:51,421 Oh, shit! 728 00:39:51,422 --> 00:39:53,355 Show me what you got! 729 00:39:56,894 --> 00:39:58,995 - Okay. - Mm! 730 00:39:58,996 --> 00:40:05,334 Altimeter is go. Wiggle... Wiggle stick, twisty stick is go. 731 00:40:05,335 --> 00:40:06,468 - The throttle... - Oh! 732 00:40:06,469 --> 00:40:10,339 Turbo throttles. We gotta put these on. 733 00:40:10,340 --> 00:40:13,976 Spinny-spinny, chicken Dinny! 734 00:40:13,977 --> 00:40:16,178 You don't know what you're doing! 735 00:40:16,179 --> 00:40:17,746 Holy fuck! 736 00:40:17,747 --> 00:40:19,282 - Uh... - Wait. 737 00:40:19,283 --> 00:40:21,183 No. 738 00:40:21,184 --> 00:40:24,486 No, no! Abort! 739 00:40:24,487 --> 00:40:26,988 Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off. 740 00:40:26,989 --> 00:40:30,224 We're good. I'm good. We're okay. We're okay. 741 00:40:31,193 --> 00:40:32,259 Yeah. 742 00:40:37,566 --> 00:40:42,002 We're good. That's good. 743 00:40:43,339 --> 00:40:45,173 There's just a slight technical issue 744 00:40:45,174 --> 00:40:49,044 with what I like to call the spriller. 745 00:40:49,045 --> 00:40:51,679 - The spinner? - The spinner. 746 00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:54,381 You're such a little nothing, aren't you? 747 00:40:55,384 --> 00:40:57,751 Uh-huh. Maybe. 748 00:41:11,099 --> 00:41:13,100 Uh... I don't... I'm just... I'm just gonna put the light on. 749 00:41:13,101 --> 00:41:15,169 Oh, don't... Okay, I wish you didn't do that. That's... 750 00:41:15,170 --> 00:41:16,471 I know, I just... I'm a person who needs, like... 751 00:41:16,472 --> 00:41:18,473 - Tabs, you're meant to be dead. - ... visual stimulation 752 00:41:18,474 --> 00:41:19,874 - to get into it, so... - I know, I get that, but I... 753 00:41:19,875 --> 00:41:21,793 - That will help us, I promise you. - What about my needs? But don't... 754 00:41:21,794 --> 00:41:23,245 Sure. I thought we could just, like, try. You could just 755 00:41:23,246 --> 00:41:25,036 - keep your eyes closed... - Yeah, but you shouldn't be 756 00:41:25,037 --> 00:41:26,637 turned on, because dead women aren't wet. 757 00:41:28,650 --> 00:41:30,818 - Um... - Right, okay, um... 758 00:41:30,819 --> 00:41:33,821 - Kinda ruining the realism. - So... Let me just... 759 00:41:33,822 --> 00:41:35,654 - Ow. - Okay, okay. 760 00:41:37,024 --> 00:41:39,192 You want it to seem like I'm dead, 761 00:41:39,193 --> 00:41:40,961 - and you're raping me? - I don't want to get into 762 00:41:40,962 --> 00:41:43,786 a semantic arg... Oh, my God, no. It's just gonna be a little less 763 00:41:43,787 --> 00:41:46,666 like, "Sex, yay!" 764 00:41:48,870 --> 00:41:50,236 Yeah, I... I... 765 00:41:50,237 --> 00:41:52,572 Mm, I think maybe the morgue is closing for the night. 766 00:41:52,573 --> 00:41:55,274 Okay. It's just, I'm... I'm just saying, if we, like, 767 00:41:55,275 --> 00:41:58,578 politely agree on a wrong thing, then it's no longer wrong. 768 00:41:58,579 --> 00:42:01,080 I mean, I'm... That's just like basic boner arithmetic. 769 00:42:01,081 --> 00:42:03,550 I just... Yeah, no, thank you for that lesson, 770 00:42:03,551 --> 00:42:07,086 Professor Can't-Fuck. I'm, uh... I'm gonna go in here, 771 00:42:07,087 --> 00:42:10,189 and, you know, if you hear my electric toothbrush 772 00:42:10,190 --> 00:42:12,958 for a little too long, it's because I'm masturbating, so... 773 00:42:12,959 --> 00:42:15,460 Okay. Thank you. 774 00:42:17,731 --> 00:42:20,799 When I had my, um, big... 775 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:26,038 My... biggest crackup... 776 00:42:29,676 --> 00:42:31,109 My mom died. 777 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:40,719 And I couldn't get from South Africa to this, 778 00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:47,726 and you people and your fucking tabloids 779 00:42:47,727 --> 00:42:53,098 just, like, all the time pushing it and selling it, 780 00:42:53,099 --> 00:42:59,872 until I put a cherry on top and... 781 00:42:59,873 --> 00:43:06,578 ... I... wrapped my fucking Audi around a highway divider. 782 00:43:07,681 --> 00:43:13,953 So, yeah. Fuck you. Fuck your people, 783 00:43:13,954 --> 00:43:16,554 and fuck your peace pipe. 784 00:43:31,204 --> 00:43:33,138 You know what the funny thing is, though? 785 00:43:33,139 --> 00:43:35,106 That my wrist will never fully heal? 786 00:43:36,875 --> 00:43:40,278 Or there's photos of me caked in blood with my femur 787 00:43:40,279 --> 00:43:44,649 - poking out? - We all have something, right? 788 00:43:44,650 --> 00:43:47,952 This deal isn't gonna change all that. 789 00:43:47,953 --> 00:43:52,124 - I mean, all I would say is... - Oh, you've got it all sorted. 790 00:43:52,125 --> 00:43:54,125 Don't block your own escape. 791 00:43:55,494 --> 00:44:00,563 Just imagine getting out from under all this. 792 00:44:02,033 --> 00:44:04,701 Right? You can take the money... 793 00:44:04,702 --> 00:44:06,769 and you can just get the fuck out. 794 00:44:08,473 --> 00:44:09,606 And then what? 795 00:44:11,603 --> 00:44:12,735 Then, you're free. 796 00:44:25,457 --> 00:44:26,523 Psst! 797 00:44:41,272 --> 00:44:42,572 - Hi. - Good God. 798 00:44:42,573 --> 00:44:45,608 I was hoping we could touch base about my entire future 799 00:44:45,609 --> 00:44:49,479 being Hindenburged. Oh, the Romanity. 800 00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:52,214 Come in or fuck off. This is loitering. 801 00:44:53,785 --> 00:44:56,619 You know, I'm not available 24 hours a day like an ATM. 802 00:44:56,620 --> 00:45:00,957 - Did you know about Shiv? - No. 803 00:45:00,958 --> 00:45:04,393 I mean, I didn't know-know, but... 804 00:45:04,394 --> 00:45:07,029 Anybody who wasn't a fucking moron would've figured it out. 805 00:45:07,030 --> 00:45:09,198 Yeah, got it. Do you have any booze. 806 00:45:09,199 --> 00:45:10,632 Here you go. 807 00:45:10,633 --> 00:45:12,434 Thank you. 808 00:45:12,435 --> 00:45:13,802 I'm sorry. 809 00:45:15,672 --> 00:45:17,606 Thank you. 810 00:45:17,607 --> 00:45:21,242 Thanks. If you have any, uh... Mm. 811 00:45:23,747 --> 00:45:27,482 Suggestions for what I should do for the rest of my life, 812 00:45:27,483 --> 00:45:28,851 I'm all ears. 813 00:45:28,852 --> 00:45:31,821 Well, I'm getting great reports from the training program. 814 00:45:31,822 --> 00:45:38,393 No shit! Amazing! Yes! Fuck yeah! Training program! 815 00:45:38,394 --> 00:45:41,571 Mm! Maybe one day, I can be in charge of making 816 00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:43,565 the rolly-coaster go... 817 00:45:43,566 --> 00:45:45,767 Alright, drink up because, you know, it's bedtime. 818 00:45:45,768 --> 00:45:48,168 - Let's go. - Okay. Mm! 819 00:45:50,573 --> 00:45:55,977 Unless you wanna schedule one of our special conference calls 820 00:45:55,978 --> 00:45:57,745 for, say, right now? 821 00:45:59,249 --> 00:46:01,081 - Excuse me? - Hi. 822 00:46:03,152 --> 00:46:04,599 Wait, is that why you're here? 823 00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,723 Mm-mm. No. I don't know. Maybe. I don't know. No. 824 00:46:07,724 --> 00:46:08,856 Jesus Christ. 825 00:46:09,992 --> 00:46:11,959 Roman, this is unacceptable. 826 00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,861 This is completely inappropriate. 827 00:46:13,862 --> 00:46:15,391 - Yeah? - What would your family say 828 00:46:15,392 --> 00:46:16,430 if they knew you were here? 829 00:46:16,431 --> 00:46:18,899 Oh, well, my family jimmy-fuck-corn, 830 00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:21,369 - and I don't care. - Yeah, but you do care. 831 00:46:21,370 --> 00:46:22,903 - No. - Yeah, I know you do. 832 00:46:22,904 --> 00:46:27,007 And they would be ashamed of you, and rightly so. 833 00:46:27,008 --> 00:46:29,443 Okay, I'm very sorry, Gerri how are you... 834 00:46:29,444 --> 00:46:31,612 No, you don't get to speak. 835 00:46:31,613 --> 00:46:33,514 You have always been a disappointment, 836 00:46:33,515 --> 00:46:36,650 but this is just... You have gone beyond the pale. 837 00:46:38,553 --> 00:46:40,421 - I have? - Oh, yeah. 838 00:46:40,422 --> 00:46:41,788 You know what you are? 839 00:46:43,357 --> 00:46:45,191 What am I? 840 00:46:45,192 --> 00:46:49,628 You're a sick fuck. You're a sick fucking animal. 841 00:46:50,931 --> 00:46:53,599 - Yeah? - Yeah, don't look at me. 842 00:46:55,770 --> 00:46:58,136 Get in that bathroom. Now! 843 00:47:00,174 --> 00:47:01,273 Go on. 844 00:47:02,710 --> 00:47:03,910 And you will stay in there 845 00:47:03,911 --> 00:47:06,645 until you have done something with yourself. 846 00:47:13,187 --> 00:47:14,821 You have a problem, Roman. 847 00:47:14,822 --> 00:47:17,356 A revolting problem in your head. 848 00:47:17,357 --> 00:47:20,025 This is why you'll never be anything but a disgrace, 849 00:47:20,026 --> 00:47:23,796 a rotten little nothing. Jesus Christ, you are 850 00:47:23,797 --> 00:47:26,164 a classic fuckup, Roman. 851 00:47:26,165 --> 00:47:28,433 What are we gonna do about you? 852 00:47:29,569 --> 00:47:31,269 What if they could see you now? 853 00:47:31,270 --> 00:47:34,772 Oh, my God. 854 00:49:04,761 --> 00:49:09,999 So did anybody... Uh, anybody get into any fun last night, or... ? 855 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,534 - Um... - Fun? 856 00:49:11,535 --> 00:49:15,138 I jerked off in Gerri's bathroom last night. 857 00:49:15,139 --> 00:49:16,472 - Hmm. - Yeah. 858 00:49:16,473 --> 00:49:18,207 - So classy of you. - Morning. 859 00:49:18,208 --> 00:49:20,843 It's okay. Don't worry about it. It was actually her idea. 860 00:49:20,844 --> 00:49:23,646 Think it really got the old gal's juices flowing. 861 00:49:23,647 --> 00:49:26,416 Even as a joke, that is a stomach-turning thought. 862 00:49:28,252 --> 00:49:32,555 ... about the family dynamic of, I think he 863 00:49:32,556 --> 00:49:37,159 wants to be successor. 864 00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:39,594 Con. I was just getting a headcount. 865 00:49:39,595 --> 00:49:41,263 Did it blow up with Maxim? 866 00:49:41,264 --> 00:49:46,101 A little. But then we cracked open a bottle of port... 867 00:49:46,102 --> 00:49:50,038 - and, uh, I, um... I'm not sure. - What happened? 868 00:49:50,039 --> 00:49:54,009 Uh... I got tipsy and I offered him the State Department? 869 00:49:54,010 --> 00:49:55,477 - Good? - Yeah. 870 00:49:55,478 --> 00:49:56,577 Good. 871 00:50:00,316 --> 00:50:05,553 So, the family had a closed-door meeting this morning. 872 00:50:05,554 --> 00:50:09,923 - Uh-huh. Bad or good? - I'm sorry, but, uh... 873 00:50:09,924 --> 00:50:13,127 I'm blind on this one too. You know, I... 874 00:50:13,128 --> 00:50:16,830 I thought you'd have more time, and I thought I could get in 875 00:50:16,831 --> 00:50:20,334 and waggle the old screwdriver, but, uh, she doesn't always 876 00:50:20,335 --> 00:50:22,403 listen to me. 877 00:50:22,404 --> 00:50:26,507 - So? - But Nan would like to meet 878 00:50:26,508 --> 00:50:33,113 you, Marcia, Gerri, Shiv, Kendall after breakfast. 879 00:50:37,185 --> 00:50:39,785 Relax. It's only life or death. 880 00:50:52,767 --> 00:50:58,037 Please, take a seat. 881 00:51:00,207 --> 00:51:01,875 Is Marcia coming? 882 00:51:01,876 --> 00:51:04,778 Uh, she's gone for a walk. 883 00:51:04,779 --> 00:51:08,381 She is a credit. A lot of men in your station, 884 00:51:08,382 --> 00:51:12,552 they go for, uh, a certain... type. 885 00:51:14,255 --> 00:51:18,425 Anyway, we all managed to get through an evening 886 00:51:18,426 --> 00:51:21,361 pleasantly enough. That's not why we're here, is it? 887 00:51:21,362 --> 00:51:24,264 No, it's not. 888 00:51:24,265 --> 00:51:28,734 I have no illusions about who Logan Roy is. 889 00:51:28,735 --> 00:51:31,571 Who his children are. I'm not an idiot. 890 00:51:31,572 --> 00:51:34,307 Well, something has to be done. Eight straight quarters 891 00:51:34,308 --> 00:51:37,843 of losses is a hard truth, and we can't do good news 892 00:51:37,844 --> 00:51:40,345 - without deep pockets. - Uh-huh. 893 00:51:41,882 --> 00:51:44,917 Call me a romantic, but I happen to believe that the presence 894 00:51:44,918 --> 00:51:48,187 of Pierce news cameras was what stopped certain East German 895 00:51:48,188 --> 00:51:51,790 border guards from opening fire in 1989. 896 00:51:51,791 --> 00:51:54,092 We helped take down that wall. 897 00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:55,859 Yes. 898 00:51:56,563 --> 00:51:58,263 Commendable. 899 00:51:58,264 --> 00:52:01,065 You may not believe that, but I do. 900 00:52:02,268 --> 00:52:04,603 Now, here we are. 901 00:52:04,604 --> 00:52:09,308 On the one hand, I do not like you very much. 902 00:52:09,309 --> 00:52:12,444 And I do not like your politics. 903 00:52:12,445 --> 00:52:16,448 On the other hand, I had a conversation this morning 904 00:52:16,449 --> 00:52:20,785 with my cousin Naomi, and she believes that a sale 905 00:52:20,786 --> 00:52:25,222 is the only way to ensure that Pierce Media can flourish. 906 00:52:26,925 --> 00:52:29,092 And that may be where we are. 907 00:52:31,997 --> 00:52:33,998 Rhea, what do you think? 908 00:52:33,999 --> 00:52:38,502 I think... I think we're worth more. 909 00:52:39,871 --> 00:52:41,439 We have made a very generous offer 910 00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:43,407 in terms of market valuations. 911 00:52:43,408 --> 00:52:46,177 - Nevertheless. - I don't like to be squeezed. 912 00:52:46,178 --> 00:52:49,112 - I thought we had a number. - Uh-huh. 913 00:52:51,583 --> 00:52:55,285 Yeah. And, uh, I mean... 914 00:52:57,022 --> 00:52:58,121 Hmm. 915 00:53:00,024 --> 00:53:01,857 I could go to 25. 916 00:53:02,793 --> 00:53:04,793 But it would have to be fast. 917 00:53:06,531 --> 00:53:10,167 Then, in that case... with a certain heaviness 918 00:53:10,168 --> 00:53:13,803 of heart, if I honestly had to say, from the family's 919 00:53:13,804 --> 00:53:15,171 point of view... 920 00:53:18,809 --> 00:53:19,875 yes. 921 00:53:23,381 --> 00:53:29,386 Very well. If we can clear up our ethical concerns, 922 00:53:29,387 --> 00:53:31,220 I think we can talk. 923 00:53:31,221 --> 00:53:33,856 We would like to retain some board seats, 924 00:53:33,857 --> 00:53:38,061 and get ironclad editorial protections in place. 925 00:53:38,062 --> 00:53:40,697 I think that could be hammered out. 926 00:53:40,698 --> 00:53:43,532 - Also. - Also. 927 00:53:43,533 --> 00:53:46,703 I think we would also like to have a conversation 928 00:53:46,704 --> 00:53:48,637 about management. 929 00:53:48,638 --> 00:53:51,640 - Uh-huh. - I won't have that man 930 00:53:51,641 --> 00:53:55,578 overseeing our news. I'm sorry. It's just not tenable. 931 00:53:55,579 --> 00:53:57,646 That won't be a problem. 932 00:53:57,647 --> 00:54:03,285 More important, we would like you to publicly announce 933 00:54:03,286 --> 00:54:04,419 a successor. 934 00:54:05,689 --> 00:54:06,988 Mm-hmm. 935 00:54:06,989 --> 00:54:10,391 And we would like the person you publicly announce 936 00:54:10,392 --> 00:54:12,559 to be Siobhan Roy. 937 00:54:15,098 --> 00:54:16,396 Well... 938 00:54:17,834 --> 00:54:20,400 that's not quite how I do things. 939 00:54:21,637 --> 00:54:25,640 Well, it will have to be, or there's no deal. 940 00:54:25,641 --> 00:54:28,610 We want to announce the sale and Shiv at the same time, 941 00:54:28,611 --> 00:54:31,412 because, frankly, she may be one of you, but she's young, 942 00:54:31,413 --> 00:54:35,550 she's a woman, and her politics fit better with the core values 943 00:54:35,551 --> 00:54:39,552 of our family business. So... 944 00:54:41,623 --> 00:54:43,123 that's the offer. 945 00:54:44,559 --> 00:54:48,928 Well, to be fair, you don't have an offer. 946 00:54:50,565 --> 00:54:52,332 I have an offer. 947 00:54:52,333 --> 00:54:55,434 And if I announce my daughter, 948 00:54:56,972 --> 00:55:02,109 my daughter will be announced on my time. 949 00:55:02,110 --> 00:55:05,746 Okay. Let me explain something. 950 00:55:05,747 --> 00:55:09,216 - Oh, please. - You can't put a value 951 00:55:09,217 --> 00:55:10,583 on what we do. 952 00:55:11,820 --> 00:55:15,522 Funny. I have put a value on what you do. 953 00:55:15,523 --> 00:55:22,495 Well, if you won't budge, then I'm afraid we have no deal. 954 00:55:33,941 --> 00:55:35,073 Then we're done. 955 00:55:44,952 --> 00:55:46,018 Uh... 956 00:55:47,087 --> 00:55:48,188 Would you like to hear 957 00:55:48,189 --> 00:55:50,455 my favorite passage from Shakespeare? 958 00:55:53,227 --> 00:55:55,327 Take the fucking money. 959 00:56:51,518 --> 00:56:53,150 What a weird family. 960 00:57:04,063 --> 00:57:05,829 So, you wanna talk about it? 961 00:57:07,267 --> 00:57:11,835 - You wanna say something, fine. - Uh... What happened? 962 00:57:13,839 --> 00:57:16,607 Uh... 963 00:57:19,445 --> 00:57:22,446 Hmm. 964 00:57:30,856 --> 00:57:33,391 Jesus Christ, Dad! 965 00:57:33,392 --> 00:57:35,660 - What? - It's dangerous! 966 00:57:35,661 --> 00:57:38,962 - We good? - Drive your fucking whirly-bird! 967 00:57:57,182 --> 00:57:59,916 Yeah? Yeah. 968 00:58:01,719 --> 00:58:02,785 Uh-huh. 969 00:58:04,957 --> 00:58:08,892 Uh-huh. 970 00:58:08,893 --> 00:58:12,396 That's god-damn fucking right! 971 00:58:12,397 --> 00:58:15,833 - Should we go? - Yeah. He won't talk. 972 00:58:15,834 --> 00:58:18,336 Let's have one more and we'll get out of here. 973 00:58:18,337 --> 00:58:22,773 Hey, Richard. Ah! Oh, my God! 974 00:58:22,774 --> 00:58:28,345 You guys! You g... You did it! That... Yeah, congratulations! 975 00:58:29,481 --> 00:58:30,881 - Hey. - Hey. 976 00:58:30,882 --> 00:58:32,215 - Yeah! - Hello, Greg. 977 00:58:32,216 --> 00:58:37,120 Um, actually going by Gregory, now, but, uh... yeah. 978 00:58:37,121 --> 00:58:40,858 No matter. Uh, thank you, Richard. 979 00:58:40,859 --> 00:58:43,259 - Wow. How are you, Marcia? - Good, thanks. 980 00:58:43,260 --> 00:58:47,531 Good. And how... How was it? How wa... Was it awesome, or... ? 981 00:58:47,532 --> 00:58:49,265 Uh... Yeah, it was eventful. 982 00:58:49,266 --> 00:58:51,502 Yeah, it was good. It was good. 983 00:58:51,503 --> 00:58:52,970 Nice of you to come by, man. 984 00:58:52,971 --> 00:58:57,374 No worries. This is huge for us! Um... 985 00:58:57,375 --> 00:59:00,677 And this, like, saves us, maybe, from the takeover. 986 00:59:00,678 --> 00:59:03,480 - Greg! - Hey! Gregory! 987 00:59:03,481 --> 00:59:07,683 Have a drink, have a drink, you beautiful Ichabod Crane! 988 00:59:07,684 --> 00:59:11,388 - Fuck you! - Yeah! Oh, wow. 989 00:59:11,389 --> 00:59:14,657 Well, I j... I gotta say, well done. You won. 990 00:59:14,658 --> 00:59:19,461 Yeah. Yeah. Money wins. 991 00:59:21,798 --> 00:59:24,434 - Here's to us. - To us. 992 00:59:24,435 --> 00:59:26,135 - To us. - To us. 993 01:00:42,868 --> 01:00:50,868 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 994 01:01:01,694 --> 01:01:04,020 Hey, nice vest, Wamsgans. 995 01:01:04,021 --> 01:01:05,298 It's so puffy. 996 01:01:05,299 --> 01:01:08,400 What's it stuffed with, your hopes and dreams? 997 01:01:09,457 --> 01:01:11,548 There's a potential crisis coming. 998 01:01:11,549 --> 01:01:13,473 There's a journalist looking into cruises, 999 01:01:13,474 --> 01:01:15,408 and there's a big piece coming. 1000 01:01:15,409 --> 01:01:18,668 Let's finish the job before this breaks. 1001 01:01:18,669 --> 01:01:21,660 How long do we have, hours, maybe minutes? 1002 01:01:21,661 --> 01:01:23,649 Can you persuade her 1003 01:01:23,650 --> 01:01:25,874 to ink it here tomorrow? 1004 01:01:25,875 --> 01:01:29,655 If Nan gets cold feet and you can't buy us, 1005 01:01:29,656 --> 01:01:31,408 your dad could lose control. 1006 01:01:36,339 --> 01:01:38,028 Hello, hello! 1007 01:01:38,029 --> 01:01:41,409 Bagging Pierce is the key to our proxy defense, 1008 01:01:41,410 --> 01:01:44,059 and the defense is life itself. 1009 01:01:44,060 --> 01:01:45,576 See you at Plymouth Rock. 1010 01:01:47,060 --> 01:01:49,576 In episode five, when they visited Pierce, 1011 01:01:49,577 --> 01:01:51,339 is... an interesting thing to me is that 1012 01:01:51,340 --> 01:01:53,368 the Roys are somewhat outsiders, right? 1013 01:01:53,369 --> 01:01:55,943 Logan Roy is Scottish and Canadian, 1014 01:01:55,944 --> 01:01:59,242 and his family are one part of the media. 1015 01:01:59,243 --> 01:02:02,844 And I guess the Pierce's represent the Peabody, 1016 01:02:02,845 --> 01:02:03,910 Boston Brahmin, 1017 01:02:03,911 --> 01:02:05,785 the longer heritage in the business. 1018 01:02:05,786 --> 01:02:08,359 Welcome to Turnhaven, our city on the hill. 1019 01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:10,384 That clash of cultures appealed to us. 1020 01:02:10,385 --> 01:02:13,385 And Logan wants their respect and he also wants, 1021 01:02:13,386 --> 01:02:15,034 at some level, to destroy them. 1022 01:02:15,035 --> 01:02:16,883 I suppose you've been waiting for this moment 1023 01:02:16,884 --> 01:02:19,258 for quite a while, haven't you, greedy guts? 1024 01:02:20,060 --> 01:02:21,844 Cherry was fantastic to work with. 1025 01:02:21,845 --> 01:02:25,201 She's obviously something of a legend of stage and screen. 1026 01:02:25,202 --> 01:02:27,368 She had that formidable quality, 1027 01:02:27,369 --> 01:02:30,448 and she let's the ludicrous, you know, sort of life, 1028 01:02:30,449 --> 01:02:31,848 happen around her in a good way. 1029 01:02:31,849 --> 01:02:33,765 - Cheers, everyone. - Cheers! 1030 01:02:36,118 --> 01:02:37,726 In that dinner party scene, 1031 01:02:37,727 --> 01:02:41,159 the tough thing for Shiv is... 1032 01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:45,992 she has always been able to see how expectations and pressures 1033 01:02:45,993 --> 01:02:49,544 on her siblings have kind of bent them out of shape. 1034 01:02:49,545 --> 01:02:53,545 Any thought given to whom you might handover the keys? 1035 01:02:54,285 --> 01:02:56,309 Why madam, that is very forward. 1036 01:02:56,310 --> 01:02:57,910 And you're no fun. 1037 01:02:57,911 --> 01:03:00,291 It's easy to see that happening to other people, 1038 01:03:00,292 --> 01:03:02,076 but when you're the one under the microscope, 1039 01:03:02,077 --> 01:03:06,767 you can find yourself behaving in ways... irrationally, unsmart. 1040 01:03:06,768 --> 01:03:09,310 Oh, for fuck's sake, Dad. Just tell them it's gonna be me. 1041 01:03:09,869 --> 01:03:11,368 There's lot's of times in life, aren't there, 1042 01:03:11,369 --> 01:03:14,226 when it's easy to be the one watching and saying, 1043 01:03:14,227 --> 01:03:15,910 "That's foolish." 1044 01:03:15,911 --> 01:03:17,926 But when you're suddenly under the spotlight, 1045 01:03:17,927 --> 01:03:20,534 you find yourself making unwise decisions. 1046 01:03:20,535 --> 01:03:22,368 My dad doesn't really like to be pushed. 1047 01:03:22,369 --> 01:03:24,202 Also, there could be repercussions.