1 00:00:00,685 --> 00:00:01,643 Who's this guy, Alon? 2 00:00:01,893 --> 00:00:03,559 WOMAN: A very highly regarded corporate therapist. 3 00:00:03,643 --> 00:00:04,810 It'll be a very compelling package. 4 00:00:04,893 --> 00:00:07,017 A family reunited in the desert. 5 00:00:07,893 --> 00:00:09,893 -Sandy Furness is here. -He can't do that. 6 00:00:09,976 --> 00:00:11,810 Pepsi doesn't just drop in to see Coke. 7 00:00:12,142 --> 00:00:13,726 How about you give me four billion dollars? 8 00:00:13,810 --> 00:00:17,184 I stay boss, you invest, happy ending for all. 9 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:20,142 What I think we should really have a conversation about 10 00:00:20,226 --> 00:00:21,559 is the fact that Kendall's not here, 11 00:00:21,643 --> 00:00:24,518 and there are reports of him running around taking drugs. 12 00:00:24,601 --> 00:00:26,601 I had nothing to do with those stories. 13 00:00:26,685 --> 00:00:27,643 Do you believe your father? 14 00:00:27,726 --> 00:00:29,810 No, I think this whole thing is fake. 15 00:00:30,226 --> 00:00:31,559 I genuinely believe he's going to be 16 00:00:31,643 --> 00:00:32,935 the next president of the United States, 17 00:00:33,017 --> 00:00:34,768 and Gil could really use someone like you. 18 00:00:34,851 --> 00:00:36,726 The question is, do you want this enough 19 00:00:36,810 --> 00:00:38,393 to go to war with your family? 20 00:00:38,685 --> 00:00:40,476 It's rebellion. Sabotage. 21 00:00:40,559 --> 00:00:43,768 You run towards politics to prove that you're your own man. 22 00:00:43,851 --> 00:00:45,893 -You're a fucking coward. -Wow. 23 00:00:45,976 --> 00:00:48,726 What up, motherfuckers? What are we arguing about? 24 00:00:49,351 --> 00:00:50,768 You're so fucking jealous 25 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:52,267 of what you've given your own kids. 26 00:00:52,351 --> 00:00:54,726 Calling your daughter a coward 'til she cries? 27 00:00:54,810 --> 00:00:55,851 -Big man. -Logan! 28 00:00:56,059 --> 00:00:58,601 You are a fucking nobody. 29 00:01:08,893 --> 00:01:12,267 ( theme music plays ) 30 00:02:42,810 --> 00:02:44,768 It's a pretty great view, huh? 31 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:50,059 I mean, out there. Not me. 32 00:02:55,393 --> 00:02:57,309 Gerri: Where are we at, Bob? 33 00:02:57,393 --> 00:02:59,184 ( wrapper crinkling ) 34 00:03:00,935 --> 00:03:03,976 Excuse me, I-- I'm actually not even here. 35 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:09,393 - You're at 5.3? - Correct. 36 00:03:09,476 --> 00:03:10,685 And I think 37 00:03:10,768 --> 00:03:12,893 we can live with that. 38 00:03:12,976 --> 00:03:13,976 Yeah? 39 00:03:14,059 --> 00:03:15,893 Yeah. 40 00:03:15,976 --> 00:03:18,935 - Uh-huh. - Bob: It's a fair price. 41 00:03:19,017 --> 00:03:20,351 Logan: Well, I don't know about that. 42 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:23,101 You'll have 70 local TV stations. 43 00:03:23,184 --> 00:03:25,601 Buy in Sandy, you're King Kong of local. 44 00:03:25,685 --> 00:03:29,101 The kid knows. The kid's smart. 45 00:03:32,726 --> 00:03:34,309 Are we good? 46 00:03:36,518 --> 00:03:37,893 Give us five minutes. 47 00:03:37,976 --> 00:03:40,476 We'll set you up with a room. 48 00:03:53,726 --> 00:03:56,685 ( no audible dialogue ) 49 00:03:58,559 --> 00:04:00,309 Good, right? Is it whiskey time? 50 00:04:00,393 --> 00:04:02,351 Shut the fuck up. 51 00:04:02,434 --> 00:04:05,226 - Uh, it's a good price. - What the fuck's going on? 52 00:04:05,309 --> 00:04:08,726 He's selling me things I want at a fair price? 53 00:04:08,810 --> 00:04:11,142 So what's next? Fellatio? 54 00:04:11,226 --> 00:04:13,643 I think he just wants out, fast. 55 00:04:13,726 --> 00:04:15,643 If he does, we fuck him. 56 00:04:15,726 --> 00:04:17,851 I think we did just fuck him. 57 00:04:19,601 --> 00:04:20,810 He's smiling. 58 00:04:20,893 --> 00:04:22,226 It's no good if he's smiling. 59 00:04:22,309 --> 00:04:24,309 Roman: Well, objectively, 60 00:04:24,393 --> 00:04:25,601 I mean, if we get what we want 61 00:04:25,685 --> 00:04:27,476 and he gets what he wants-- 62 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:28,559 You screw them out. 63 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:29,893 You chisel them out. 64 00:04:29,976 --> 00:04:31,518 You fuckin' hurt them. 65 00:04:31,601 --> 00:04:34,017 And then you watch them squeal. 66 00:04:34,101 --> 00:04:36,726 I like hurting human beings as much as the next guy, 67 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:38,976 but, Dad, this is really fucking good. 68 00:04:39,059 --> 00:04:42,184 Walk him to the elevator and tell him 4.9. 69 00:04:42,267 --> 00:04:45,518 Oh, Dad, no, that's-- it's insulting. 70 00:04:45,601 --> 00:04:48,226 Walk him to the elevator and tell him 4.9. 71 00:04:48,309 --> 00:04:49,518 Gerri, you do it. 72 00:04:49,601 --> 00:04:50,893 You, fuck off. 73 00:04:50,976 --> 00:04:53,017 If you can't do it, fuck off! 74 00:04:53,101 --> 00:04:54,267 All right. 75 00:04:54,351 --> 00:04:57,267 Just text on your phone, ya bendy fuck. 76 00:04:59,434 --> 00:05:01,309 Greg: Really just warms the walls. 77 00:05:01,393 --> 00:05:02,726 - Greg. - Hey. 78 00:05:02,810 --> 00:05:05,726 - Ow! Dude. - Yo. Whoa whoa. 79 00:05:05,810 --> 00:05:07,601 - Yeah, yeah. - Hold on, hold on, hold on. 80 00:05:07,685 --> 00:05:08,976 Are you OK? 81 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:11,059 What? Oh, that? That was nothing. 82 00:05:11,142 --> 00:05:12,810 Sometimes you gotta play possum, ya know? 83 00:05:12,893 --> 00:05:14,476 Let him punch it out till he gets tired, 84 00:05:14,559 --> 00:05:16,017 and then you go in for the kill. 85 00:05:16,101 --> 00:05:17,768 Right, nice. Listen, hold on. 86 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:19,393 - Yeah. - How's Kendall doin'? 87 00:05:19,476 --> 00:05:21,059 He's blowing you off too? 88 00:05:21,142 --> 00:05:23,601 Last time I saw him he was smoking crank with some mole men, 89 00:05:23,685 --> 00:05:25,267 but that was like a month ago. 90 00:05:25,351 --> 00:05:27,935 - He's hustlin'. - Yeah, right. VCing? 91 00:05:28,017 --> 00:05:30,059 I may be seeing him this weekend. If he shows. 92 00:05:30,142 --> 00:05:32,142 - Oh, yeah? - Aw, fuck. 93 00:05:32,226 --> 00:05:35,393 Dude, I don't suppose you know a coke dealer in Prague, do you? 94 00:05:35,476 --> 00:05:37,476 Ah, probably. Yeah. Why? 95 00:05:37,559 --> 00:05:39,351 Tom Wams' bachelor party. 96 00:05:39,434 --> 00:05:42,142 "And if he doesn't show--" I don't have time for this. 97 00:05:42,226 --> 00:05:46,643 Hey, let me tell you something, dude. Fuck Prague. 98 00:05:46,726 --> 00:05:49,351 My girlfriend and her fuckin' freak dogs 99 00:05:49,434 --> 00:05:52,184 run these-- You ever heard of these parties, Rhomboid? 100 00:05:52,267 --> 00:05:53,601 Bullshit. 101 00:05:53,685 --> 00:05:54,768 I'm tellin' ya. I'm fuckin' cool. 102 00:05:54,851 --> 00:05:56,059 You don't understand. 103 00:05:56,142 --> 00:05:57,434 Why, because you have a nipple ring 104 00:05:57,518 --> 00:05:59,226 and simply will not stop going on about it? 105 00:05:59,309 --> 00:06:00,851 It's better than telling everyone you're down with Dre 106 00:06:00,935 --> 00:06:02,810 because he sends you cereal bars at Christmas. 107 00:06:02,893 --> 00:06:04,267 Fuck you. I have a reputation. 108 00:06:04,351 --> 00:06:06,017 I can't take my crew to watch some art pricks 109 00:06:06,101 --> 00:06:08,017 dance around in bowler hats and twizzle their mustaches 110 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:09,643 out of time to the beats. 111 00:06:09,726 --> 00:06:11,601 Are you done? You know who else will be there? 112 00:06:11,685 --> 00:06:13,059 Sandy Furness. 113 00:06:13,142 --> 00:06:14,810 Fuck off. 114 00:06:14,893 --> 00:06:16,017 I'm tellin' you. 115 00:06:16,101 --> 00:06:18,768 Bleahh. He goes to that kind of thing? 116 00:06:18,851 --> 00:06:20,351 I know, right? But he is sitting 117 00:06:20,434 --> 00:06:23,434 on the other half of your dad's dream deal. 118 00:06:23,518 --> 00:06:25,976 Packet of 50 more local stations. 119 00:06:26,059 --> 00:06:30,351 Come to the party, get him to sell, 120 00:06:30,434 --> 00:06:31,685 and trust me when I say this, 121 00:06:31,768 --> 00:06:34,935 you will become the number one son. 122 00:06:35,017 --> 00:06:36,685 Sandy...goes? Jesus. 123 00:06:36,768 --> 00:06:38,976 Yeah. Get me those names and I'll get you on that list. 124 00:06:39,059 --> 00:06:42,434 And one more thing: bring Kendall, OK? 125 00:06:42,518 --> 00:06:44,351 I need to patch things up with him. 126 00:06:44,434 --> 00:06:46,434 ♪ Picture this, I'm a bag of dicks ♪ 127 00:06:46,518 --> 00:06:48,267 ♪ Put me to your lips, I am sick ♪ 128 00:06:48,351 --> 00:06:50,059 ♪ I will punch a baby bear in his shit ♪ 129 00:06:50,142 --> 00:06:51,810 ♪ Give me lip ♪ 130 00:06:51,893 --> 00:06:53,810 ♪ I'ma send you to the yard, get a stick ♪ 131 00:06:53,893 --> 00:06:56,476 ♪ Make a switch, I can end a conversation real quick ♪ 132 00:06:56,559 --> 00:06:58,142 ♪ I am crack, I ain't lyin'... ♪ 133 00:06:58,226 --> 00:06:59,768 Oh, fuck yeah. 134 00:06:59,851 --> 00:07:01,726 ♪ I'm the shit, I will fall off in your crib ♪ 135 00:07:01,810 --> 00:07:02,976 ♪ Take a shit... ♪ 136 00:07:03,059 --> 00:07:04,559 - What do you think? - Yeah. 137 00:07:04,643 --> 00:07:06,518 - ♪ Fuck your bitch ♪ - Yep. 138 00:07:06,601 --> 00:07:08,476 ♪ ...and took pictures with your kids ♪ 139 00:07:08,559 --> 00:07:11,393 ♪ We the best, we will cut a frowny face in your chest ♪ 140 00:07:11,476 --> 00:07:13,768 ♪ Little wench, I'm unmentionably fresh ♪ 141 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:16,059 Hey, bro, can you turn up the bass in the back? 142 00:07:16,142 --> 00:07:18,518 - ( volume increases ) - Louder. 143 00:07:18,601 --> 00:07:20,893 ♪ I am guilty, motherfuckers, I am death ♪ 144 00:07:20,976 --> 00:07:22,810 - You feelin' good? - What? 145 00:07:22,893 --> 00:07:25,476 - You're good? - Yeah, I'm great. 146 00:07:25,559 --> 00:07:27,267 I'm psyched. 147 00:07:28,685 --> 00:07:30,518 - Nice and loose, yeah, Frank? - Yeah. 148 00:07:30,601 --> 00:07:33,184 Try not to drag yourself in there 149 00:07:33,267 --> 00:07:35,059 like the world's oldest man. 150 00:07:37,267 --> 00:07:38,518 I'll try. 151 00:07:38,601 --> 00:07:40,643 Ilhan: Frank. Kendall. 152 00:07:40,726 --> 00:07:42,851 - This is Dust. - Hey, man. 153 00:07:42,935 --> 00:07:44,810 Frank: Hey. Great to connect. 154 00:07:44,893 --> 00:07:48,351 Love the name, by the way. Very... funky. 155 00:07:48,434 --> 00:07:51,393 Sorry, please excuse Captain fuckin' Be-Bop here. 156 00:07:51,476 --> 00:07:52,643 Hey, how's it goin'? 157 00:07:52,726 --> 00:07:54,643 Cool earrings. Very Bauhaus. 158 00:07:54,726 --> 00:07:56,434 Big fan of what you guys do. 159 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:58,601 Fuckin' sweet chili sauce. 160 00:07:58,685 --> 00:08:02,476 Thanks. Uh, likewise. 161 00:08:04,476 --> 00:08:06,851 Angela, you want to spin us through the pitch deck? 162 00:08:06,935 --> 00:08:08,893 - Sure. So-- - Kendall: That's OK. 163 00:08:08,976 --> 00:08:10,601 I don't need to hear the pitch. 164 00:08:10,685 --> 00:08:13,267 I've been through the deck, and I get it. 165 00:08:13,351 --> 00:08:17,393 Basically, you buy a painting from some art student in a basement, 166 00:08:17,476 --> 00:08:20,726 jack up the price, sell it to some Morgan Stanley sex pest, 167 00:08:20,810 --> 00:08:23,476 and you, me, and the student all get rich. Right? 168 00:08:25,601 --> 00:08:28,726 We're interested in increasing the reach of young artists. 169 00:08:28,810 --> 00:08:30,851 And the democratization of art. 170 00:08:30,935 --> 00:08:32,935 Kendall: No, absolutely. I get it. 171 00:08:33,017 --> 00:08:36,393 You're providing a platform to marginalized talent, 172 00:08:36,476 --> 00:08:38,434 the next generation of artists. 173 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:42,142 I'm just telling you how it works from the outside, to the sharks. 174 00:08:42,226 --> 00:08:44,309 Ilhan: Maybe we can talk about funding cycles. 175 00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:46,976 Angela: Sure. We've worked out a plan 176 00:08:47,059 --> 00:08:49,101 for the first year after the launch-- 177 00:08:49,184 --> 00:08:51,685 I'm sorry. Can I just say something? 178 00:08:51,768 --> 00:08:53,601 Uh... 179 00:08:53,685 --> 00:08:55,101 so, I-- I-- I-- 180 00:08:55,184 --> 00:08:58,059 I got these sneakers... 181 00:08:58,142 --> 00:09:00,685 on the way down here because, uh, 182 00:09:00,768 --> 00:09:02,810 I thought-- I don't know what I thought, 183 00:09:02,893 --> 00:09:05,976 I thought you'd all be dressed like fuckin' Bjork, 184 00:09:06,059 --> 00:09:10,601 and I wanted to, uh, make an impression. 185 00:09:10,685 --> 00:09:14,351 Um, so, I'm a jackass, um, 186 00:09:14,434 --> 00:09:17,518 the truth is, I don't know anything about art. 187 00:09:17,601 --> 00:09:21,643 What I do know is how to monetize your concept 188 00:09:21,726 --> 00:09:24,643 and achieve the scale it deserves. 189 00:09:24,726 --> 00:09:27,518 Don't sell your soul to some monolith. 190 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:29,685 We're boutique, we're light on our feet, 191 00:09:29,768 --> 00:09:33,643 we're not the Gang of Four, we're the fuckin' Rebel Alliance. 192 00:09:33,726 --> 00:09:36,601 I'm a good guy, who knows the bad guys, 193 00:09:36,685 --> 00:09:40,142 I've got reach, and I will fight for you every fuckin' day. 194 00:09:40,226 --> 00:09:43,017 I'm the asshole who can be your Warhol. 195 00:09:43,101 --> 00:09:45,893 And, uh... yeah, I just thought of that, 196 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:48,393 so apparently I do know a little bit about art. 197 00:09:50,309 --> 00:09:52,976 So... what? 198 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:54,643 Talk to me. What do I need to do? 199 00:09:54,726 --> 00:09:57,393 Do I need to take off my dopey sneakers? 200 00:09:57,476 --> 00:09:59,309 - Kara: No. - I will. Seriously, 201 00:09:59,393 --> 00:10:01,059 I'll throw them out the fuckin' window right now. 202 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:04,393 - They're not bad. - I'm taking 'em off. 203 00:10:04,476 --> 00:10:06,685 - Here. Ilhan, have 'em. - Ilhan: I'll trade you. 204 00:10:06,768 --> 00:10:08,685 - Frank: Whoo! - OK? 205 00:10:08,768 --> 00:10:10,476 Can we talk now? 206 00:10:10,559 --> 00:10:12,518 Greg: Oh, shit. 207 00:10:15,184 --> 00:10:16,142 Sh-- 208 00:10:18,935 --> 00:10:20,518 Sor-- Um, so, 209 00:10:20,601 --> 00:10:22,935 what do you think-- Miss? 210 00:10:23,017 --> 00:10:24,768 Uh, betw-- You know-- 211 00:10:24,851 --> 00:10:26,476 Sorry, I-- I'm-- 212 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:29,810 I'm somewhat between the devil and the deep blue sea here, 213 00:10:29,893 --> 00:10:33,559 because my boss downstairs is waiting, 214 00:10:33,643 --> 00:10:36,518 and my boss upstairs is him, you know, 215 00:10:36,601 --> 00:10:38,434 so I've been here three and a half hours. 216 00:10:38,518 --> 00:10:40,267 What do you think? What do you-- 217 00:10:40,351 --> 00:10:42,768 - Do you want-- - ( phone ringing ) 218 00:10:45,976 --> 00:10:48,267 Yes, sir. 219 00:10:48,351 --> 00:10:50,434 I'll send him in. 220 00:10:50,518 --> 00:10:52,393 Thank you. 221 00:10:52,476 --> 00:10:53,559 ( exhales ) 222 00:10:53,643 --> 00:10:55,017 At long last. 223 00:10:55,101 --> 00:11:00,935 It's the wheel, it's... doin' its thing. 224 00:11:01,976 --> 00:11:03,559 Oh, yeah. It's buffering. 225 00:11:03,643 --> 00:11:06,559 You could try knocking it down to low-- low quality? 226 00:11:06,643 --> 00:11:07,976 Hmm. Go ahead. 227 00:11:09,976 --> 00:11:11,685 Yeah, just... 228 00:11:11,768 --> 00:11:16,393 It's a... heckuva good head of hair on ya there. 229 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:20,393 I think it's the maternal side that it's carried on, so... 230 00:11:20,476 --> 00:11:22,518 So I hear you and the boys 231 00:11:22,601 --> 00:11:25,726 are heading out for Tom's bachelor party. 232 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:27,851 Yes. That's correct. 233 00:11:27,935 --> 00:11:30,226 Roman's arranging, Prague has been mentioned. 234 00:11:30,309 --> 00:11:32,601 Gil Eavis (on video): I will tell you this much. 235 00:11:32,685 --> 00:11:36,601 I believe Logan Roy is a pernicious influence 236 00:11:36,685 --> 00:11:37,768 on our culture. 237 00:11:37,851 --> 00:11:39,601 He is, to be frank, 238 00:11:39,685 --> 00:11:42,893 - Man, what-- a jack-- jackhole. - a cancer to American values. 239 00:11:42,976 --> 00:11:44,768 I don't take these words lightly... 240 00:11:44,851 --> 00:11:46,518 Yeah, well, he just lost my vote. 241 00:11:46,601 --> 00:11:48,726 ( turns off video ) 242 00:11:48,810 --> 00:11:49,976 ( sighs ) 243 00:11:50,059 --> 00:11:51,893 Uh, listen to me. 244 00:11:51,976 --> 00:11:55,434 Um... do me a favor. 245 00:11:55,518 --> 00:11:59,768 Can you make sure that Kendall doesn't come back in a box? 246 00:11:59,851 --> 00:12:01,768 - OK. - Yeah, I... 247 00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,768 I don't want him showing up dead 248 00:12:03,851 --> 00:12:05,768 at the bottom of some French fag's pool. 249 00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:08,685 Oh, no, absolutely. None of us do. 250 00:12:08,768 --> 00:12:10,935 Keep an eye on him for me. 251 00:12:11,017 --> 00:12:13,810 Is this something you can do for me? 252 00:12:13,893 --> 00:12:16,351 - Mm-hmm. - I hear he's been, uh, 253 00:12:16,434 --> 00:12:18,476 wetting his beak. 254 00:12:19,893 --> 00:12:20,976 Yes, sir. 255 00:12:21,059 --> 00:12:23,017 Um, in which case, 256 00:12:23,101 --> 00:12:24,810 would now be a convenient time 257 00:12:24,893 --> 00:12:28,726 to talk with you about, like, a lateral shift 258 00:12:28,810 --> 00:12:31,893 in terms of my position at the company? 259 00:12:31,976 --> 00:12:34,810 Because I'd like to move on from Parks 260 00:12:34,893 --> 00:12:37,226 and into, for example, Digital? 261 00:12:37,309 --> 00:12:41,351 I don't want to mention any names, because I-- 262 00:12:41,434 --> 00:12:45,393 But the culture there, it borders on the personally abusive at times. 263 00:12:45,476 --> 00:12:47,309 Tom? 264 00:12:47,393 --> 00:12:48,601 Oh, Tom. 265 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,768 ( laughs ) I didn't know he had it in him. 266 00:12:50,851 --> 00:12:52,893 He can be pretty able in that department. 267 00:12:52,976 --> 00:12:55,685 But what I'm doing, sir, is I'm flagging to you 268 00:12:55,768 --> 00:12:57,810 that I'm thirsty for the next chapter. 269 00:12:57,893 --> 00:13:02,309 Well, you take care of this for me, and perhaps we'll talk. 270 00:13:02,393 --> 00:13:04,810 OK? Done? Are we done? 271 00:13:04,893 --> 00:13:07,184 Muchly appreciated. 272 00:13:07,267 --> 00:13:09,351 ( whispers ) "Muchly"? 273 00:13:09,434 --> 00:13:11,017 Time's up. 274 00:13:11,101 --> 00:13:15,685 Time's up for the big media operations that poison... 275 00:13:15,768 --> 00:13:18,518 - Have you seen this? - ATN spot. 276 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:21,559 I guess we do, right? 277 00:13:22,851 --> 00:13:24,685 You're gonna stand there? 278 00:13:24,768 --> 00:13:26,267 In my air space? 279 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,685 I'm re-reading it. 280 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:33,142 - For context. - You're CCed. 281 00:13:33,226 --> 00:13:34,768 Gil: ...the power that one man wields. 282 00:13:34,851 --> 00:13:38,393 We can't let these monopolistic practices go unchecked 283 00:13:38,476 --> 00:13:40,434 simply because we're too afraid 284 00:13:40,518 --> 00:13:44,393 of the power that one man wields. 285 00:13:44,476 --> 00:13:49,267 Waystar Royco is a cancer at the heart of America. 286 00:13:49,351 --> 00:13:51,059 I can't believe I'm getting paid to call my dad names. 287 00:13:51,142 --> 00:13:52,309 It's so cathartic. 288 00:13:52,393 --> 00:13:54,851 Gil: Logan Roy is out of control... 289 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:57,267 You really think he should do ATN? 290 00:13:57,351 --> 00:14:00,226 Yeah. Sure. Into the lion's den. 291 00:14:00,309 --> 00:14:01,976 He'll attack them, 292 00:14:02,059 --> 00:14:05,601 righteous, Old Testament, anti-capitalist Gil, 293 00:14:05,685 --> 00:14:08,226 and they'll attack us, "There's a Red in the bed," 294 00:14:08,309 --> 00:14:10,393 they get the viewers and we get the base fired up. 295 00:14:10,476 --> 00:14:12,351 No one's mind's getting changed, then once we're through the primaries, 296 00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:14,434 - we pivot to center. - Except Gil won't pivot. 297 00:14:14,518 --> 00:14:16,643 - Gil: I say no! - I'll get him to pivot. 298 00:14:16,726 --> 00:14:19,059 I say no more! 299 00:14:19,142 --> 00:14:22,434 ( cheering, applause ) 300 00:14:22,518 --> 00:14:25,434 - Hello? - Tom: Hey, Shiv, it's me! 301 00:14:25,518 --> 00:14:28,101 - Shiv: Tom, sweetheart. - So listen, 302 00:14:28,184 --> 00:14:30,017 something's afoot, 303 00:14:30,101 --> 00:14:32,393 because we've arrived at the drop-off point 304 00:14:32,476 --> 00:14:33,851 for my bachelor party. 305 00:14:33,935 --> 00:14:36,267 Seems there's been a change of plan, 306 00:14:36,351 --> 00:14:38,267 and I'm pretty sure I'm being pranked. 307 00:14:38,351 --> 00:14:39,476 Greg: What's happening, Roman? 308 00:14:39,559 --> 00:14:40,601 Hold your tingling wiener. 309 00:14:40,685 --> 00:14:42,226 All will be clear soon. 310 00:14:42,309 --> 00:14:44,768 Connor: I don't think you understand how disruptive it is 311 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,351 to be changing the itinerary at this late stage. 312 00:14:46,434 --> 00:14:48,810 I don't know what's gonna happen, 313 00:14:48,893 --> 00:14:53,601 but I've got a feeling it's liable to get a little disgusting. 314 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:55,810 I don't think you're supposed to be telling me this. 315 00:14:55,893 --> 00:14:56,976 Tom: I know, I just 316 00:14:57,059 --> 00:14:58,476 wanted to flag it, and, you know, 317 00:14:58,559 --> 00:15:01,017 calm the qualms, because I, for one, would never-- 318 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,768 Tom, it's one night, 319 00:15:02,851 --> 00:15:03,935 we're both adults, 320 00:15:04,017 --> 00:15:05,393 just enjoy yourself, OK? 321 00:15:05,476 --> 00:15:08,518 Aw, Shiv, honey badger. 322 00:15:08,601 --> 00:15:10,976 God, I want to dock myself inside you 323 00:15:11,059 --> 00:15:12,476 so much right now. 324 00:15:12,559 --> 00:15:14,893 Yeah. OK. I love you too, Tom. 325 00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:20,601 Roman: OK. 326 00:15:20,685 --> 00:15:22,476 Now he deigns to join us. 327 00:15:22,559 --> 00:15:25,309 ( music blaring in car ) 328 00:15:25,393 --> 00:15:27,976 - You're late. - Kendall: Yeah, sorry. 329 00:15:28,059 --> 00:15:31,726 I've been a little busy revolutionizing tech financing. 330 00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:33,101 On coke. 331 00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:37,309 Greg: Hey, hope not. What up? 332 00:15:37,393 --> 00:15:40,518 So, who wants to fuck a hobo? 333 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:45,059 No? All right, 334 00:15:45,142 --> 00:15:46,601 then let's party. Down there. 335 00:15:48,101 --> 00:15:49,685 Greg: What-- No-- 336 00:15:49,768 --> 00:15:51,893 We're going to a party in the tunnel? 337 00:15:51,976 --> 00:15:54,142 OK. No, relax, we're not going 338 00:15:54,226 --> 00:15:55,601 to a party in a tunnel. 339 00:15:55,685 --> 00:15:57,017 This is just a ruse. 340 00:15:57,101 --> 00:15:58,226 What is this, some pop-up shit? 341 00:15:58,309 --> 00:16:00,518 Am I gonna need my central Europe coat? 342 00:16:00,601 --> 00:16:03,184 Romey, I'm wearing flight socks and my TSA slippers. 343 00:16:03,267 --> 00:16:05,059 I know what you're doing right now, OK? 344 00:16:05,142 --> 00:16:07,393 I'm being lured into a tunnel 345 00:16:07,476 --> 00:16:10,142 and then next thing, I'm gonna wake up in Belgium 346 00:16:10,226 --> 00:16:12,309 with no frickin' eyebrows! 347 00:16:12,393 --> 00:16:16,017 Um, you probably want to dump your luggage in the car. 348 00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:17,267 Oh, shit. Um... 349 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,017 fellas. 350 00:16:19,101 --> 00:16:21,518 Sorry, it's actually a really tight guest list. 351 00:16:21,601 --> 00:16:23,476 Tom: Oh-- Roman. 352 00:16:23,559 --> 00:16:25,059 - Yeah. - It's Matt and Jonas. 353 00:16:25,142 --> 00:16:27,726 If the Fly Guys aren't on the-- They flew in! 354 00:16:27,810 --> 00:16:29,351 - Roman. - Relax, OK? 355 00:16:29,434 --> 00:16:31,059 We're gonna figure it out. We're gonna first-wave it, 356 00:16:31,142 --> 00:16:33,101 we'll call you once we're inside, all right? 357 00:16:33,184 --> 00:16:36,184 You know what? Go get some coffees on me. 358 00:16:36,267 --> 00:16:39,559 Thanks, we're good. I can buy coffee. 359 00:16:39,643 --> 00:16:41,184 All right, let's go! 360 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,393 Tom: Oh, God! 361 00:16:44,768 --> 00:16:46,226 I-- 362 00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,226 I can't just leave the Fly Guys. 363 00:16:48,309 --> 00:16:50,267 That's the Fly Guy code. 364 00:16:50,351 --> 00:16:53,142 Uh, OK, just leave your phones on, 365 00:16:53,226 --> 00:16:56,518 - and I'll call ya. - All right. 366 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,851 - Five minutes! - It's on. 367 00:17:04,351 --> 00:17:05,935 Oh-ho-ho, man! 368 00:17:06,017 --> 00:17:09,393 Roman. What the fuck have you got planned for me, man? 369 00:17:09,476 --> 00:17:12,226 - ( evil laugh ) - No, seriously, 370 00:17:12,309 --> 00:17:13,601 what have you got planned? 371 00:17:13,685 --> 00:17:16,142 Tom, Prague fell through, 372 00:17:16,226 --> 00:17:18,601 and I was fuckin' busy, 373 00:17:18,685 --> 00:17:20,726 and I didn't have time to plan 374 00:17:20,810 --> 00:17:23,101 the hot air balloon to Monaco. 375 00:17:23,184 --> 00:17:24,851 OK. Hot air balloon? 376 00:17:24,935 --> 00:17:26,935 - Yeah. - That would have been nice. 377 00:17:27,017 --> 00:17:29,601 Greg: Whoa, dude! Oh, my God, that's a dead rat. 378 00:17:29,685 --> 00:17:32,101 You guys, this is a disaster on the footwear front. 379 00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:33,393 Can I change? 380 00:17:33,476 --> 00:17:35,351 It's a dead rat. Who gives a shit? 381 00:17:35,434 --> 00:17:37,393 Connor: Yeah, fine, thank you, just keep goin'. 382 00:17:37,476 --> 00:17:40,142 - We'll be here. - All right, see you over there. 383 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,434 Are you gonna be OK around all the booze 384 00:17:42,518 --> 00:17:44,309 and the coke and shit? 385 00:17:44,393 --> 00:17:45,685 'Cause I can just make sure no one does it around you. 386 00:17:45,768 --> 00:17:47,059 - I'll be fine. - Yeah? 387 00:17:47,142 --> 00:17:48,768 - Thanks, bro. - Yeah. Of course. 388 00:17:48,851 --> 00:17:50,351 Tom: Wait up! 389 00:17:50,434 --> 00:17:53,518 Jesus fuckin' Christ, it's a dead rat. Relax. 390 00:17:53,601 --> 00:17:55,309 I hear you're doin' apps. 391 00:17:55,393 --> 00:17:56,851 Yeah. Uh-huh. 392 00:17:56,935 --> 00:17:58,309 I'm incubating. 393 00:17:58,393 --> 00:18:01,643 I'm rebalancing away from crypto into eco. 394 00:18:01,726 --> 00:18:03,518 Sounds.... futuristico. 395 00:18:03,601 --> 00:18:05,101 Yeah, it's good. 396 00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:07,059 It's better than being carried around in Dad's pockets 397 00:18:07,142 --> 00:18:08,351 like fuckin' Stuart Little. 398 00:18:08,434 --> 00:18:10,267 They're nice pockets. 399 00:18:10,351 --> 00:18:12,059 Spacious. 400 00:18:12,142 --> 00:18:13,226 How is he? 401 00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:15,726 He's-- I mean, you know. 402 00:18:17,726 --> 00:18:20,935 Actually, he's... he's got me overseeing 403 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,434 the satellite launch out of Tanegashima. 404 00:18:23,518 --> 00:18:24,893 Spaceship? 405 00:18:24,976 --> 00:18:28,184 Yeah. Plus I'm heading up the local deal. 406 00:18:28,267 --> 00:18:29,976 Bob Galpin is selling 407 00:18:30,059 --> 00:18:32,184 and, uh, I knocked it out of the park, 408 00:18:32,267 --> 00:18:33,518 which is nice. 409 00:18:33,601 --> 00:18:34,976 Kendall: Good for you, bro. 410 00:18:35,059 --> 00:18:39,184 Yeah. Guess I finally broke out of the cage. 411 00:18:39,267 --> 00:18:42,059 Can't keep a good dog down, right, Ken? 412 00:18:43,184 --> 00:18:46,267 Abandon all hope ye who enter. 413 00:18:56,393 --> 00:18:59,393 Tom: Ooh, is this real? Is this a real corridor? 414 00:18:59,476 --> 00:19:01,017 Are we goin' to an airfield? 415 00:19:01,101 --> 00:19:02,351 Connor: Hey, Greg, did I tell you that Willa 416 00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:03,601 - moved out to Austerlitz? - Oh? 417 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,351 Yeah, she loves how quiet it is. 418 00:19:05,434 --> 00:19:07,184 She didn't think she would, but she does. 419 00:19:07,267 --> 00:19:10,226 So I for one won't be engaging in any debauchery. 420 00:19:10,309 --> 00:19:11,893 Woman: Roman Roy and guests? 421 00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:13,184 Roman: That is correct. 422 00:19:13,267 --> 00:19:15,685 - Welcome to Rhomboid. - Thank you. 423 00:19:15,768 --> 00:19:18,851 Oh, yeah. Boys, we're pouching our phones. 424 00:19:18,935 --> 00:19:20,976 Tom: Hey, wait! Is this it? 425 00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:23,142 Is this actually where I'm going to have my bachelor party? 426 00:19:23,226 --> 00:19:26,726 Greg: Why is it so wet? I think there's a big leak somewhere. 427 00:19:26,810 --> 00:19:28,768 Connor: I've been living on central European time 428 00:19:28,851 --> 00:19:30,226 for 48 hours to ease the transition. 429 00:19:30,309 --> 00:19:32,059 I'm gonna be ready for breakfast soon. 430 00:19:32,142 --> 00:19:34,851 I don't know if this is the kind of party with a lot of food. 431 00:19:34,935 --> 00:19:36,643 Tom: Roman, I'm sorry, is this where I'm having my bachelor party? 432 00:19:36,726 --> 00:19:39,101 Stewy: Roman, how are you, man? 433 00:19:39,184 --> 00:19:41,351 Ken. Long time. 434 00:19:42,810 --> 00:19:44,101 Are we good? 435 00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:47,768 You're my third-oldest friend. 436 00:19:47,851 --> 00:19:49,893 You fucked me like a tied goat. 437 00:19:49,976 --> 00:19:51,976 - We're great. - No, yeah, 438 00:19:52,059 --> 00:19:54,142 you're goin' the right way. Keep goin' straight. 439 00:19:56,518 --> 00:19:58,309 - Kendall, I was gonna say. - Yeah? 440 00:19:58,393 --> 00:19:59,559 If you need anything tonight, 441 00:19:59,643 --> 00:20:01,101 bottle of water, soft drink, 442 00:20:01,184 --> 00:20:03,434 whatever, I'm gonna be your mule. 443 00:20:03,518 --> 00:20:06,267 Actually, you know what? I need something a little off-menu. 444 00:20:06,351 --> 00:20:07,851 See if you can find me some ketamine. 445 00:20:07,935 --> 00:20:09,601 I don't know what that is. 446 00:20:09,685 --> 00:20:11,851 Is Sandy here? When do we sit? 447 00:20:11,935 --> 00:20:14,059 Yeah, yeah, all things in time. 448 00:20:14,142 --> 00:20:15,768 Right here. 449 00:20:17,518 --> 00:20:18,726 Sorry. 450 00:20:21,768 --> 00:20:25,351 Oh, well. Now I'm sure it's gonna be great. Thanks, Roman. 451 00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:27,810 What did you expect? Why'd you even ask me, Tom? 452 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,059 Thought you'd rise to the occasion. 453 00:20:30,142 --> 00:20:32,559 Well, clearly I haven't risen to the occasion. 454 00:20:38,685 --> 00:20:41,101 Gents, have a great fuckin' night. 455 00:20:42,476 --> 00:20:44,601 Stewy: Dmitri, how are you? 456 00:20:44,685 --> 00:20:47,267 Hey, Kendall. I'll find you, all right? 457 00:20:47,351 --> 00:20:49,518 ( dance music playing ) 458 00:20:49,601 --> 00:20:52,142 OK. This is it. 459 00:20:52,226 --> 00:20:53,976 Yeah? Cool, right? 460 00:20:54,059 --> 00:20:57,434 Is it cool, or is it, like, total fucking bullshit? 461 00:20:57,518 --> 00:20:59,101 Well, what is it? What is it? 462 00:20:59,184 --> 00:21:01,142 It's a physical fun palace. 463 00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:03,559 It's basically, if you're into it, and she's into it, 464 00:21:03,643 --> 00:21:04,768 it's all good. 465 00:21:04,851 --> 00:21:06,476 Look at this fucking guy with the bird mask 466 00:21:06,559 --> 00:21:07,559 like Eyes Wide Shut. 467 00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:09,142 Greg: Oh, wow. Eyes w-- 468 00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,851 Wait, is this-- is this gonna be an orgy? 469 00:21:11,935 --> 00:21:14,351 - Roman: No. - This is not gonna be an orgy? 470 00:21:14,434 --> 00:21:17,393 Greg, it's not 1997. It's not this, it's not that. 471 00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:19,393 Don't be so binary, Mr. Betamax. 472 00:21:19,476 --> 00:21:21,685 Is it gonna be like a little bit of an orgy? 473 00:21:21,768 --> 00:21:23,726 It's basically a collective of hot people-- 474 00:21:23,810 --> 00:21:25,267 and Connor-- at a party. 475 00:21:25,351 --> 00:21:27,142 And a monkey dressed as an astronaut, apparently. 476 00:21:27,226 --> 00:21:29,351 It's whatever you want it to be. 477 00:21:29,434 --> 00:21:32,017 It's a fucking sand pit for emergent behavior. 478 00:21:32,101 --> 00:21:34,309 OK, OK, holy shit. So-- OK. OK. 479 00:21:34,393 --> 00:21:37,267 So, does that mean we're able to... fuck here? 480 00:21:37,351 --> 00:21:40,059 Yeah. Hey, Ken, what do you think of the pussycat? On it? 481 00:21:40,142 --> 00:21:42,976 No, not me. Business is my fucking. 482 00:21:43,059 --> 00:21:46,017 Great. I'll find you a Bloomberg terminal to stick your dick in. 483 00:21:46,101 --> 00:21:48,810 Connor: Well, I'm out. In a relationship. Girlfriend! 484 00:21:48,893 --> 00:21:51,226 Tom: I gotta say, Roman, this is looking promising. 485 00:21:51,309 --> 00:21:52,559 This is looking really promising! 486 00:21:52,643 --> 00:21:54,601 Roman: See? Have a little faith. 487 00:21:54,685 --> 00:21:56,226 There's areas, though, right? 488 00:21:56,309 --> 00:21:58,601 Neutral areas in terms of not being, you know, 489 00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:00,726 compulsory to do sex stuff? 490 00:22:00,810 --> 00:22:03,643 Roman: No, Greg. If you refuse, they cut your dick off. 491 00:22:03,726 --> 00:22:06,142 What did I just say? It's very consensual. 492 00:22:06,226 --> 00:22:08,267 ( music playing ) 493 00:22:10,476 --> 00:22:12,434 Kendall: Angela. 494 00:22:12,518 --> 00:22:14,601 - ( Angela sniffs ) - Angela? 495 00:22:15,685 --> 00:22:17,601 Angela. Angela. 496 00:22:17,685 --> 00:22:18,893 Yo. Dust. 497 00:22:18,976 --> 00:22:20,601 - Oh. Fuck. - Hey. What's up? 498 00:22:20,685 --> 00:22:22,476 Yeah, hey, what's happening? 499 00:22:22,559 --> 00:22:25,351 Here we are in a fuckin' warehouse 500 00:22:25,434 --> 00:22:28,309 - in Sunset Park or whatever. - Yeah. 501 00:22:28,393 --> 00:22:30,059 I feel like this is synchronicity. 502 00:22:30,142 --> 00:22:33,351 Yeah? Like the universe is telling us something. 503 00:22:33,434 --> 00:22:36,685 Yeah. We really appreciated you coming to see us. 504 00:22:36,768 --> 00:22:38,434 Yeah, yeah, totally, 505 00:22:38,518 --> 00:22:40,476 I'm super-excited. 506 00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:42,643 Yeah. Totally. Me too. 507 00:22:42,726 --> 00:22:46,518 OK, well, fuck, yeah. Excellent. All right. 508 00:22:46,601 --> 00:22:49,351 All right. Good to see you. 509 00:22:49,434 --> 00:22:50,643 Yeah. 510 00:22:55,601 --> 00:22:57,476 You know, I was thinking, 511 00:22:57,559 --> 00:22:58,976 maybe one wine, one water, 512 00:22:59,059 --> 00:23:01,559 as like an informal rule for the group? 513 00:23:01,643 --> 00:23:04,101 Also, uh, they have risotto balls. 514 00:23:04,184 --> 00:23:06,476 Like, they're soakers. Super-soakers. 515 00:23:06,559 --> 00:23:08,434 - Ketamine. - Tom: Greg! Greg! 516 00:23:08,518 --> 00:23:11,601 Got you one. Come on, man, it's goin' off tonight! 517 00:23:11,685 --> 00:23:13,434 We should talk to some girls. 518 00:23:13,518 --> 00:23:15,935 Little tip: Ask 'em where they were on 9/11. 519 00:23:16,017 --> 00:23:19,351 If they don't know, they could be under 21. 520 00:23:19,434 --> 00:23:20,935 Well, Shiv gave me a hall pass. 521 00:23:21,017 --> 00:23:22,935 'Cause we're adults. Apparently. 522 00:23:23,017 --> 00:23:26,810 I'm gonna blow my load like multiple times. 523 00:23:26,893 --> 00:23:30,935 Wow. So-- And Shiv has that same arrangement? 524 00:23:31,017 --> 00:23:33,476 She's an adult too, so... 525 00:23:33,559 --> 00:23:35,393 What? No, no. 526 00:23:35,476 --> 00:23:36,976 Well, yeah, sure. 527 00:23:37,059 --> 00:23:39,184 I mean, I don't know, Greg. It's not a competition. 528 00:23:39,267 --> 00:23:40,685 No, no, no. That's cool. 529 00:23:40,768 --> 00:23:42,309 I'm sure you guys have it all figured out. 530 00:23:42,393 --> 00:23:45,142 - Connor: Romey, what is this? - Molly. Happy pills. 531 00:23:45,226 --> 00:23:47,267 - Oh, cool. - But I wouldn't-- 532 00:23:47,351 --> 00:23:48,893 No, no, no, no. Prague time. 533 00:23:48,976 --> 00:23:51,476 It's two in the morning for me. I need a little pick-me-up. 534 00:23:51,559 --> 00:23:53,559 - Don't. - Dude. I know my way around. 535 00:23:53,643 --> 00:23:55,976 1986, me, a Fleetwood Mac LP, 536 00:23:56,059 --> 00:23:57,851 and a bag of weed touched the face of God. 537 00:23:57,935 --> 00:24:00,518 Huh? The first of the evening, the first of many. 538 00:24:00,601 --> 00:24:03,434 - Do not do any more of these. - Got it. I'm one and done. 539 00:24:03,518 --> 00:24:05,142 Got a lot of shit cookin', 540 00:24:05,226 --> 00:24:08,768 like, artificial sun solar cells thing... 541 00:24:08,851 --> 00:24:11,851 Yeah. Listen, man, about the vote, 542 00:24:11,935 --> 00:24:13,851 and your dad and us, 543 00:24:13,935 --> 00:24:16,476 I love you, man, but you know I had to follow the money. 544 00:24:16,559 --> 00:24:18,393 You know that, right? 545 00:24:18,476 --> 00:24:19,976 I get it. 546 00:24:20,059 --> 00:24:22,768 All right. Hey, why don't we talk in private for a second? 547 00:24:22,851 --> 00:24:25,476 - Can we do that? - We can talk right here. 548 00:24:25,559 --> 00:24:26,851 All right. 549 00:24:26,935 --> 00:24:30,601 So listen, I have a question for you. 550 00:24:30,685 --> 00:24:33,142 How would you like to be all the way out? 551 00:24:33,226 --> 00:24:36,017 Half a bill for your share of Waystar. 552 00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:41,017 - Is this for real? - Yeah, man. 553 00:24:41,101 --> 00:24:43,142 I'm feelin' fuckin' generous, that's all. 554 00:24:43,226 --> 00:24:45,559 And I've plumped the pillows and added a little premium. 555 00:24:45,643 --> 00:24:47,559 - Consisting of what? - Straight liquid. 556 00:24:47,643 --> 00:24:49,017 - Bullshit. - Don't you worry about it. 557 00:24:49,101 --> 00:24:50,142 I can raise it. 558 00:24:50,226 --> 00:24:51,726 Why would you want to be even more in? 559 00:24:51,810 --> 00:24:54,059 The place is a fucki'' antique shop. 560 00:24:54,142 --> 00:24:57,017 Ken, just take the money and get out. Please. 561 00:24:59,768 --> 00:25:02,893 I mean... 562 00:25:02,976 --> 00:25:04,935 it's not uninteresting. 563 00:25:05,017 --> 00:25:07,101 Fantastic. Great. So listen, 564 00:25:07,184 --> 00:25:08,559 there's a part two to this. 565 00:25:08,643 --> 00:25:11,351 Why don't we talk this over with Sandy? 566 00:25:11,434 --> 00:25:13,726 Sandy... Furness? 567 00:25:13,810 --> 00:25:15,434 Come with me. 568 00:25:15,518 --> 00:25:16,851 Come. 569 00:25:16,935 --> 00:25:18,726 Tom: Bottom's up. 570 00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:21,309 - One, two, three! - Ketamine. 571 00:25:23,851 --> 00:25:26,518 - You good? - Line 'em up, please. 572 00:25:27,685 --> 00:25:29,434 These bathrobes are nice. 573 00:25:29,518 --> 00:25:32,267 - See these? - Uh-huh. 574 00:25:32,351 --> 00:25:34,101 What's your table linen philosophy? 575 00:25:34,184 --> 00:25:37,559 Uh, my philosophy is I literally don't give a fuck. 576 00:25:37,643 --> 00:25:40,351 So what's that, Nietzsche? 577 00:25:40,434 --> 00:25:41,976 These are what's 578 00:25:42,059 --> 00:25:43,685 on our registry. 579 00:25:43,768 --> 00:25:44,768 Hmm. 580 00:25:44,851 --> 00:25:46,935 You should go for these. 581 00:25:47,017 --> 00:25:49,810 Right, you want us to have matching cutlery? 582 00:25:49,893 --> 00:25:51,393 Why not? 583 00:25:51,476 --> 00:25:55,309 It'll be sort of horrible, and cute. 584 00:25:56,935 --> 00:26:01,101 So when we both get divorced and split all our stuff, 585 00:26:01,184 --> 00:26:03,810 we can hook up and have the same set. 586 00:26:03,893 --> 00:26:06,476 - The full set. - Mm-hmm. 587 00:26:06,559 --> 00:26:08,810 ( kissing ) Yeah. 588 00:26:08,893 --> 00:26:10,518 Nah-hah-hah. 589 00:26:11,726 --> 00:26:13,184 You know this is just fun, right? 590 00:26:13,267 --> 00:26:17,351 - I know, it's just-- - It's nothing. 591 00:26:17,434 --> 00:26:19,601 I mean, it's not anything. There's no God, 592 00:26:19,685 --> 00:26:21,601 there's no... anything, 593 00:26:21,685 --> 00:26:24,017 there's just people in rooms 594 00:26:24,101 --> 00:26:25,309 trying to be happy. 595 00:26:25,393 --> 00:26:27,685 - Right? - Right. 596 00:26:30,810 --> 00:26:32,768 Oh, and I suggested to Gil 597 00:26:32,851 --> 00:26:38,351 that he cool off on the anti-Waystar agenda on ATN tonight. 598 00:26:38,434 --> 00:26:40,017 - Excuse me? - Yeah. 599 00:26:40,101 --> 00:26:41,768 I talked to him at the thing. 600 00:26:41,851 --> 00:26:43,184 Oh. OK. 601 00:26:43,267 --> 00:26:45,184 Well, I did spend quite some time 602 00:26:45,267 --> 00:26:47,393 on how it'd be very vivid to attack Waystar 603 00:26:47,476 --> 00:26:50,017 - on a Waystar network, but... - Very vivid? 604 00:26:50,101 --> 00:26:53,810 It's played out. Makes it look like we have an agenda. 605 00:26:53,893 --> 00:26:55,685 Uh, we do. Stopping 606 00:26:55,768 --> 00:26:57,101 overly mighty media owners 607 00:26:57,184 --> 00:26:59,351 setting the agenda for our democracy. 608 00:26:59,434 --> 00:27:01,976 DOJ, FCC, Batman, 609 00:27:02,059 --> 00:27:04,643 to stop your dad eating the news. 610 00:27:04,726 --> 00:27:06,559 OK, but even if we're going for that, 611 00:27:06,643 --> 00:27:09,643 isn't that in some big speech that no one reads? 612 00:27:09,726 --> 00:27:13,101 Can't he just connect to America tonight and forget the base? 613 00:27:13,184 --> 00:27:16,726 Shiv, I appreciate you might have split loyalties on this. 614 00:27:16,810 --> 00:27:18,226 Fuck you. I'm just trying to make him win. 615 00:27:18,309 --> 00:27:20,184 I don't think he can do both at once. 616 00:27:20,267 --> 00:27:23,434 I don't think Gil can do the base and the rest. 617 00:27:23,518 --> 00:27:25,893 Well, if he can't ride two horses at once, 618 00:27:25,976 --> 00:27:27,976 he shouldn't be working at the circus. 619 00:27:30,976 --> 00:27:34,309 - Sandy comes to these? - Oh, yeah. He loves sex. 620 00:27:34,393 --> 00:27:37,893 Dude, the thing that he pees through, 621 00:27:37,976 --> 00:27:39,476 he puts into other people. 622 00:27:39,559 --> 00:27:41,351 It's fucking vile. And a lot. 623 00:27:41,434 --> 00:27:42,518 Hey, Sandy. 624 00:27:42,601 --> 00:27:45,226 Oh. Gents, excuse me. 625 00:27:48,101 --> 00:27:50,226 - Kendall. You look well. - Thank you. 626 00:27:50,309 --> 00:27:52,810 You look, uh, out of place. 627 00:27:52,893 --> 00:27:55,101 I do like to see the youngsters frolic. 628 00:27:55,184 --> 00:27:57,393 So, you wanna talk? 629 00:27:57,476 --> 00:28:00,351 Uh, did Stewy fill you in? 630 00:28:02,476 --> 00:28:04,351 Why do I feel like I'm about to find out 631 00:28:04,434 --> 00:28:07,393 you're not my real mommy and daddy after all? 632 00:28:07,476 --> 00:28:08,976 Look, the truth is, 633 00:28:09,059 --> 00:28:11,267 he wants your piece of pie, 634 00:28:11,351 --> 00:28:14,893 but-- and please don't fucking blow a fuse here, OK? 635 00:28:16,434 --> 00:28:19,601 The reality is, he's already in on Waystar. 636 00:28:19,685 --> 00:28:23,101 - As in? - As in Sandy's me, 637 00:28:23,184 --> 00:28:24,393 and I'm Sandy. 638 00:28:24,476 --> 00:28:26,434 We're like a single entity. 639 00:28:26,518 --> 00:28:28,601 Like a creature from mythology. 640 00:28:28,685 --> 00:28:32,017 You know, head of a horse, dick of a swan. 641 00:28:32,101 --> 00:28:35,309 Stewy... seriously? 642 00:28:35,393 --> 00:28:39,768 I have a shell company attached to his private equity fund. 643 00:28:39,851 --> 00:28:42,768 I'm a parasite on a parasite. 644 00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:49,643 You should have disclosed that to me when I brought you in. 645 00:28:49,726 --> 00:28:53,142 You are one hundred percent correct about that. I should have done that. 646 00:28:53,226 --> 00:28:54,643 You were in a tough position 647 00:28:54,726 --> 00:28:58,768 without having to consider whether your dad 648 00:28:58,851 --> 00:29:00,893 would want me involved. 649 00:29:00,976 --> 00:29:04,393 He very much would not. 650 00:29:04,476 --> 00:29:07,601 So apparently, my girlfriend's having a panic attack. 651 00:29:07,685 --> 00:29:11,685 I'm gonna let you two just catch up now. Cool? 652 00:29:13,851 --> 00:29:16,601 Stewy tells me you're getting into tech. 653 00:29:16,685 --> 00:29:17,810 Yeah, I have a fund. 654 00:29:17,893 --> 00:29:20,226 We're niche, but we're engaged. 655 00:29:20,309 --> 00:29:22,351 Just closed a deal tonight, actually. 656 00:29:22,434 --> 00:29:24,643 And I found these four Stanford grads 657 00:29:24,726 --> 00:29:26,810 who are doing this thing, it's pretty cool, 658 00:29:26,893 --> 00:29:29,142 they have this cluster of hydrogen lamps... 659 00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:30,726 Wait. What's going on? 660 00:29:30,810 --> 00:29:32,017 Dude, are you pitching? You just pitch? 661 00:29:32,101 --> 00:29:33,685 Where'd you spring from, Heidi? 662 00:29:33,768 --> 00:29:35,976 Don't stop. I want to hear the pitch. I might invest. 663 00:29:36,059 --> 00:29:38,643 Kendall: ( laughs ) We were just talking. 664 00:29:38,726 --> 00:29:40,518 To him? The enemy? 665 00:29:40,601 --> 00:29:42,768 The adults are talking. How about you go play in the other room? 666 00:29:42,851 --> 00:29:45,601 Hey, Sandy, could I maybe get a moment with you in private? 667 00:29:45,685 --> 00:29:48,643 I'd like to talk to you about how attached you're feeling 668 00:29:48,726 --> 00:29:51,184 to your 50 failing local TV stations. 669 00:29:51,267 --> 00:29:54,267 Sure. I'm sure we could find a time. 670 00:29:54,351 --> 00:29:57,935 Roman, could you maybe back off for, like, 20 minutes? 671 00:29:58,017 --> 00:29:59,184 - No. - Yeah. Get us a drink? 672 00:29:59,267 --> 00:30:01,226 I would love another old-fashioned. 673 00:30:01,309 --> 00:30:03,393 He would love another old-fashioned, cliché that he is. 674 00:30:03,476 --> 00:30:04,935 No, that's not gonna happen. 675 00:30:05,017 --> 00:30:06,601 I know that you and my dad 676 00:30:06,685 --> 00:30:10,059 have been deeply and madly in hate with each other, 677 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:11,643 and you have been for many years, 678 00:30:11,726 --> 00:30:13,643 but I want you to know that I'm my own thing, 679 00:30:13,726 --> 00:30:15,643 and I am fully authorized-- 680 00:30:15,726 --> 00:30:17,893 - ( Kendall laughing ) - I am fully authorized 681 00:30:17,976 --> 00:30:19,810 to negotiate on behalf of Logan. 682 00:30:19,893 --> 00:30:22,142 Yeah, he's doing satellites like it's 1985. 683 00:30:22,226 --> 00:30:24,893 Dad's got him holding the plastic steering wheel in the back 684 00:30:24,976 --> 00:30:26,226 and telling him he's driving. 685 00:30:26,309 --> 00:30:28,142 You have to excuse my brother. 686 00:30:28,226 --> 00:30:30,267 He's adjusting to his medication right now. 687 00:30:30,351 --> 00:30:32,267 How about you fuck off back to your little gang-bang? 688 00:30:32,351 --> 00:30:34,726 - See how he talks to me? - You're embarrassing yourself. 689 00:30:34,810 --> 00:30:37,434 - You're family. - He used to lock me in a cage. 690 00:30:37,518 --> 00:30:39,893 - What the fuck? - No, that's a true story. 691 00:30:39,976 --> 00:30:42,393 What, you're pretending that you don't remember the dog pound? 692 00:30:42,476 --> 00:30:44,601 - Are you tripping? - Yeah, it was a "game." 693 00:30:44,685 --> 00:30:47,434 I had to go climb in this big dog cage in the kitchen 694 00:30:47,518 --> 00:30:49,101 and wait for someone to come collect me. 695 00:30:49,184 --> 00:30:50,601 Oh, yeah? Well, I-I don't know. 696 00:30:50,685 --> 00:30:53,017 Might be three minutes, might be the whole afternoon. 697 00:30:53,101 --> 00:30:55,851 Four years old. I was eating dog food out of a cold tin bowl. 698 00:30:55,935 --> 00:30:59,518 I know, right? They should make a fuckin' movie of this shit, right? 699 00:30:59,601 --> 00:31:01,935 ( awkward laugh ) Excuse me. 700 00:31:02,017 --> 00:31:03,935 I'll be back. 701 00:31:04,017 --> 00:31:05,810 ( laughing ) 702 00:31:05,893 --> 00:31:07,101 ( stomps ) 703 00:31:07,184 --> 00:31:09,309 - What the fuck are you doing? - What? 704 00:31:09,393 --> 00:31:12,726 - What was that bullshit? - I can say what I want. 705 00:31:12,810 --> 00:31:15,935 Yeah, but you-- That was insane. You're acting insane. 706 00:31:16,017 --> 00:31:18,101 So you just want me to pretend that none of that happened? 707 00:31:18,184 --> 00:31:19,685 What happened? 708 00:31:19,768 --> 00:31:21,267 None of it happened. Dog pound didn't happen. 709 00:31:21,351 --> 00:31:22,893 I never made you eat dog food. 710 00:31:22,976 --> 00:31:24,768 There was a bowl that was filled with chow, 711 00:31:24,851 --> 00:31:27,351 and I couldn't leave the cage until I finished it. 712 00:31:27,434 --> 00:31:28,893 It was a game, you enjoyed it. 713 00:31:28,976 --> 00:31:31,101 A-Ask Connor. Ask Shiv. 714 00:31:31,184 --> 00:31:32,976 I enjoyed being in a cage with a leash around my neck? 715 00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:35,559 So now there's a leash? You're full of shit. 716 00:31:35,643 --> 00:31:37,726 Me? I'm full of shit? 717 00:31:37,810 --> 00:31:39,351 - Have fun. - Get the fuck outta here. 718 00:31:39,434 --> 00:31:42,184 Asshole! Nwahh! 719 00:31:45,559 --> 00:31:48,059 ( dance music playing ) 720 00:31:51,267 --> 00:31:53,810 Connor: So I got this gelding, right? Chestnut brown. 721 00:31:53,893 --> 00:31:57,101 You wouldn't believe the size of this guy's cranium. 722 00:31:57,184 --> 00:31:58,476 Big ol' noggin! 723 00:31:58,559 --> 00:32:00,267 Hey! Con, can I ask you something? 724 00:32:00,351 --> 00:32:02,851 Do you remember anything about a dog pound when we were growing up? 725 00:32:02,935 --> 00:32:04,434 Sure, I remember that game you used to play. 726 00:32:04,518 --> 00:32:06,726 So he used to lock me in a fucking cage. 727 00:32:06,810 --> 00:32:09,226 Sure, the big cage, yeah, in your mother's place. 728 00:32:09,309 --> 00:32:10,518 The laundry room in Cheltenham. 729 00:32:10,601 --> 00:32:12,101 Thank you! He's trying to gaslight me. 730 00:32:12,184 --> 00:32:13,643 No, you liked it! 731 00:32:13,726 --> 00:32:15,309 You asked to be put in that cage. 732 00:32:15,393 --> 00:32:16,810 - What? - Yeah. 733 00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:18,935 It was really weird, but I think you enjoyed it. 734 00:32:19,017 --> 00:32:21,351 OK, so I asked to eat dog food? 735 00:32:21,434 --> 00:32:23,893 It was chocolate cake. I think. 736 00:32:23,976 --> 00:32:25,351 - Bullshit. - I don't know. 737 00:32:25,434 --> 00:32:27,476 No. Kendall locked me in a cage, I went weird, 738 00:32:27,559 --> 00:32:28,893 I started wetting the bed, 739 00:32:28,976 --> 00:32:30,685 and that's why Dad sent me away to St. Andrews. 740 00:32:30,768 --> 00:32:32,518 No, Rome, Dad sent you to military school 741 00:32:32,601 --> 00:32:34,643 because you asked to go. 742 00:32:34,726 --> 00:32:37,559 - Oh, you're full of shit! - That's how I remember it! 743 00:32:38,685 --> 00:32:40,101 So listen, my ranch 744 00:32:40,184 --> 00:32:42,935 is completely safe from biological or chemical attack. 745 00:32:43,017 --> 00:32:44,518 - These are your friends, right? - Yeah. 746 00:32:44,601 --> 00:32:47,059 You'd all be welcome, anytime, pre- or post-apocalypse. 747 00:32:47,142 --> 00:32:49,434 ( music playing ) 748 00:32:54,267 --> 00:32:56,017 Greg: Tom! 749 00:32:56,101 --> 00:32:57,059 - Tom. - Hey. 750 00:32:57,142 --> 00:32:58,559 Have you seen Kendall? 751 00:32:58,643 --> 00:32:59,726 No. 752 00:33:01,893 --> 00:33:04,351 I feel like we should maybe keep an eye out for him. 753 00:33:07,226 --> 00:33:08,976 Aw, damn it. 754 00:33:18,893 --> 00:33:20,726 Tom, sweetheart, I'm at ATN with Gil. 755 00:33:20,810 --> 00:33:22,851 What's the least amount of syllables you can say this in? 756 00:33:22,935 --> 00:33:24,351 Tom: Well, I just want to be clear 757 00:33:24,434 --> 00:33:25,559 in terms of you and me. 758 00:33:25,643 --> 00:33:28,017 Is this a quid pro quo arrangement? 759 00:33:28,101 --> 00:33:30,309 I don't know what you're talking about. 760 00:33:30,393 --> 00:33:32,309 It's just, you know, if I-- 761 00:33:32,393 --> 00:33:33,810 if I, for instance, 762 00:33:33,893 --> 00:33:35,226 if I touch a boob, 763 00:33:35,309 --> 00:33:36,935 do you grab a dick? 764 00:33:37,017 --> 00:33:38,976 ( stammers ) I don't know if that's a-- 765 00:33:39,059 --> 00:33:40,476 Just to get a rough chart of comparison 766 00:33:40,559 --> 00:33:41,976 from Fahrenheit to Celsius, 767 00:33:42,059 --> 00:33:43,768 or, you know, an eye for an eye? 768 00:33:43,851 --> 00:33:45,643 Or an orifice for an orifice? 769 00:33:45,726 --> 00:33:48,768 I'm just trying to get a sense of the parameters here. 770 00:33:48,851 --> 00:33:51,434 Uh, Tom, I can't negotiate right now. 771 00:33:51,518 --> 00:33:53,851 But we know, right? We just know. 772 00:33:53,935 --> 00:33:55,267 Sure. 773 00:33:55,351 --> 00:33:56,893 We know. 774 00:33:56,976 --> 00:33:59,267 S-- Oop-- 775 00:33:59,351 --> 00:34:01,226 So you want to run the tree on how personal stuff plays? 776 00:34:01,309 --> 00:34:03,101 Issues, issues, issues. 777 00:34:03,184 --> 00:34:05,893 I can handle the soft soap, Shiv. 778 00:34:05,976 --> 00:34:07,893 Hey, Kendall. Just spoke to Shiv. 779 00:34:07,976 --> 00:34:10,142 Official permission for having of the fun. 780 00:34:10,226 --> 00:34:11,768 Amazing. So happy for you. 781 00:34:12,851 --> 00:34:14,726 Hey, man, can I get this, uh-- 782 00:34:19,059 --> 00:34:22,601 - Hey, Ken. - Kendall: Hey, Frank. Listen. 783 00:34:22,685 --> 00:34:24,059 I've had an approach. 784 00:34:24,142 --> 00:34:26,101 It's kind of a very interesting approach, 785 00:34:26,184 --> 00:34:27,976 and I wanted to get your brain on it. 786 00:34:28,059 --> 00:34:30,434 I heard from the girls. The Dust thing. With the art? 787 00:34:30,518 --> 00:34:33,226 Yeah, I know. I saw them. It's locked down. 788 00:34:33,309 --> 00:34:36,184 They wanted you to know they loved you in the room. But-- 789 00:34:36,267 --> 00:34:38,434 I just spoke to the girl. We're good. 790 00:34:38,518 --> 00:34:41,476 Ken, they're already setting this up elsewhere. 791 00:34:41,559 --> 00:34:42,518 But like I said, 792 00:34:42,601 --> 00:34:43,559 they loved you in the room. 793 00:34:43,643 --> 00:34:45,434 What are you talking about? 794 00:34:45,518 --> 00:34:48,017 I think there's other money and they liked it better. 795 00:34:48,101 --> 00:34:49,393 Then we match it. 796 00:34:49,476 --> 00:34:52,393 I tried that already, but-- 797 00:34:52,476 --> 00:34:54,643 Seriously, they loved you in the room. 798 00:34:54,726 --> 00:34:56,393 Will you stop telling me they loved me in the fucking room?! 799 00:34:56,476 --> 00:34:59,810 Frank! I heard you the first time. 800 00:35:01,976 --> 00:35:04,351 OK. OK, let me talk to her. 801 00:35:04,434 --> 00:35:06,267 I can fix this. 802 00:35:06,351 --> 00:35:07,601 Yeah? 803 00:35:10,059 --> 00:35:12,226 ( dance music playing ) 804 00:35:34,643 --> 00:35:36,935 Hey. Hey. Can we talk for a second? 805 00:35:37,017 --> 00:35:38,142 Can we do this another time? 806 00:35:38,226 --> 00:35:40,184 I just got off the phone to Frank. 807 00:35:40,267 --> 00:35:42,476 What happened? He told me. 808 00:35:42,559 --> 00:35:44,559 I'm sorry, it's nothing personal. 809 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:47,351 I shouldn't be telling you this, but I'm about to land a chunk of seed capital 810 00:35:47,434 --> 00:35:49,559 the size of fuckin' Idaho, 811 00:35:49,643 --> 00:35:52,393 so, I mean, whatever it is you need, 812 00:35:52,476 --> 00:35:54,976 I can make it happen. OK? 813 00:35:55,059 --> 00:35:56,893 - Yeah, OK. - OK? 814 00:35:56,976 --> 00:35:59,559 So are we good? 815 00:35:59,643 --> 00:36:01,643 You know, it's just not about that. 816 00:36:01,726 --> 00:36:04,601 Then, like, help me out here, 817 00:36:04,685 --> 00:36:06,810 'cause there's something I'm not seeing. 818 00:36:06,893 --> 00:36:10,476 - It's the name. - Which? You mean "Dust"? 819 00:36:10,559 --> 00:36:12,976 Roy. Kendall Roy. 820 00:36:13,059 --> 00:36:14,893 It'd be like I was marrying Hitler, 821 00:36:14,976 --> 00:36:17,142 and then I'd get to be, what, Mrs. Hitler? 822 00:36:17,226 --> 00:36:20,184 OK, uh, that's not really fair, 823 00:36:20,267 --> 00:36:22,059 I mean... 824 00:36:22,142 --> 00:36:24,267 Look, that's-- that's not me. 825 00:36:24,351 --> 00:36:26,726 I'm not a Roy. 826 00:36:26,810 --> 00:36:28,851 OK? Not really. 827 00:36:28,935 --> 00:36:31,768 I'm sorry. It's cool, we just don't want to be Hitler Incorp-- 828 00:36:31,851 --> 00:36:34,101 Can you stop saying Hitler? Please? You don't know what I am. 829 00:36:34,184 --> 00:36:36,726 Consensus is you're a coked-up prick who can't shit straight. 830 00:36:36,810 --> 00:36:40,601 You think you're different? 831 00:36:40,685 --> 00:36:42,184 OK, Angela. You know what, 832 00:36:42,267 --> 00:36:43,601 I'm gonna be frank with you-- 833 00:36:43,685 --> 00:36:45,434 Look, I didn't want to do this here. 834 00:36:45,518 --> 00:36:48,226 And I may be being more forthright 'cause of the coke. 835 00:36:48,309 --> 00:36:49,893 I tend to get more forthright on coke. 836 00:36:49,976 --> 00:36:51,101 All right? I'm sorry. 837 00:36:51,184 --> 00:36:52,601 OK, look, hey, listen-- 838 00:36:52,685 --> 00:36:54,309 Hey, fuck off! 839 00:37:04,559 --> 00:37:06,643 Hey, man, can I get in on this? 840 00:37:16,476 --> 00:37:20,976 I'm joined in the studio by Senator Gil Eavis. Firstly, Senator, 841 00:37:21,059 --> 00:37:22,935 welcome. We really appreciate it. 842 00:37:23,017 --> 00:37:24,643 Happy to be here, Sharon. 843 00:37:24,726 --> 00:37:27,768 I want to just jump straight in, if we may. 844 00:37:27,851 --> 00:37:31,851 Your wife very tragically took her own life 18 months ago. 845 00:37:31,935 --> 00:37:33,685 The warmest of ATN welcomes. 846 00:37:33,768 --> 00:37:35,643 Gil: I think everybody knows 847 00:37:35,726 --> 00:37:39,434 about that, and it's something I live with every day. 848 00:37:39,518 --> 00:37:42,226 But it's not relevant to the issues. 849 00:37:42,309 --> 00:37:44,393 - I want to explore-- - The impression you've given 850 00:37:44,476 --> 00:37:46,601 is that it did inform your decision to run. 851 00:37:46,685 --> 00:37:49,351 A lot of things inform a big decision like this. 852 00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:51,142 But what I want to talk about tonight-- 853 00:37:51,226 --> 00:37:52,518 But it hasn't been long, 854 00:37:52,601 --> 00:37:55,101 and I guess that what some people may ask is, 855 00:37:55,184 --> 00:37:57,142 what could possibly have caused such a tragedy? 856 00:37:57,226 --> 00:37:59,101 And are you ready so suddenly 857 00:37:59,184 --> 00:38:02,476 to turn around and run for the highest office? 858 00:38:02,559 --> 00:38:03,601 Doesn't he have a line for this? 859 00:38:03,685 --> 00:38:05,518 It's usually-- normally OK. 860 00:38:05,601 --> 00:38:08,351 Gil: I'm focused on what I think this country needs to do 861 00:38:08,434 --> 00:38:10,685 - to move to-- - So you have thought about it, 862 00:38:10,768 --> 00:38:12,351 your mental and emotional state? 863 00:38:12,434 --> 00:38:14,976 I think about my feelings, like most humans... 864 00:38:15,059 --> 00:38:16,851 Oh, no, no. No sarcasm. 865 00:38:16,935 --> 00:38:19,101 It must be incredibly difficult for you 866 00:38:19,184 --> 00:38:20,935 as a person who has had to deal with rumors 867 00:38:21,017 --> 00:38:22,851 swirling about the state of his mental health. 868 00:38:22,935 --> 00:38:25,518 Why don't we stop playing this game of pretend sympathy 869 00:38:25,601 --> 00:38:28,017 where you're just trying to get your viewers to ask, 870 00:38:28,101 --> 00:38:29,976 "What sort of guy has a wife who kills herself?" 871 00:38:30,059 --> 00:38:32,267 - That is-- - You wanna make this personal? 872 00:38:32,351 --> 00:38:34,434 Let's talk about Logan Roy, shall we? 873 00:38:34,518 --> 00:38:39,226 The paymaster who set you up in this hack job against me today-- 874 00:38:39,309 --> 00:38:40,601 Oh, Senator, come on. 875 00:38:40,685 --> 00:38:42,142 If you want to know about a person, 876 00:38:42,226 --> 00:38:44,309 look at his relationships with his family. 877 00:38:44,393 --> 00:38:45,810 His only daughter 878 00:38:45,893 --> 00:38:48,184 - has come to work for me. - Oh, fuck off. 879 00:38:48,267 --> 00:38:51,184 - Shiv. - I'm not the fucking angle. 880 00:38:52,601 --> 00:38:54,559 So you don't want to take any more questions? 881 00:38:54,643 --> 00:38:57,351 Certainly not from you. Thank you. 882 00:38:57,434 --> 00:39:00,142 Unfortunately, that seems to be all the time we're going to have with Senator Eavis. 883 00:39:00,226 --> 00:39:02,768 ( music playing ) 884 00:39:12,601 --> 00:39:14,559 Hey! Kenny! 885 00:39:17,726 --> 00:39:22,559 Whoa. That's a chunk of chang you got there, buddy. 886 00:39:22,643 --> 00:39:24,393 It sure is, Greg. 887 00:39:25,768 --> 00:39:29,351 Maybe... just ease-- ease into that, right? 888 00:39:29,434 --> 00:39:30,685 I mean, not all at once? 889 00:39:33,518 --> 00:39:35,434 Can I help you with something, man? 890 00:39:35,518 --> 00:39:37,935 What the fuck's going on? You've been up my ass all night. 891 00:39:38,017 --> 00:39:40,935 No, I just-- I'm just keepin' an eye out for you. 892 00:39:41,017 --> 00:39:42,976 I mean, drugs-- You don't know where-- 893 00:39:43,059 --> 00:39:46,142 Is this Rava? Did she put you up to this? 894 00:39:46,226 --> 00:39:47,559 No. 895 00:39:47,643 --> 00:39:49,601 Then what's your fuckin' deal, man? 896 00:39:49,685 --> 00:39:53,393 Your dad is, I think, a little worried about you is all. 897 00:39:53,476 --> 00:39:56,226 My dad asked you to fuckin' spy on me? 898 00:39:56,309 --> 00:39:58,559 No, not spy, watch-- 899 00:39:58,643 --> 00:40:00,643 Family-style watching you. 900 00:40:00,726 --> 00:40:02,309 - Wow. - You know? 901 00:40:02,393 --> 00:40:06,476 I'm about to do these four lines of cocaine, 902 00:40:06,559 --> 00:40:09,142 to top up the four I just did, 903 00:40:09,226 --> 00:40:11,726 and then my heart's gonna explode. 904 00:40:11,810 --> 00:40:14,142 So if you want to stop me, 905 00:40:14,226 --> 00:40:16,976 be my guest. 906 00:40:17,059 --> 00:40:18,476 I don't do white drugs. 907 00:40:18,559 --> 00:40:20,976 My dad's gonna be super-disappointed 908 00:40:21,059 --> 00:40:22,601 if his son ODs. 909 00:40:22,685 --> 00:40:24,935 - I know. - So...? 910 00:40:27,476 --> 00:40:28,893 ( snorting ) 911 00:40:34,476 --> 00:40:35,893 What the fuck? 912 00:40:35,976 --> 00:40:37,559 He's counting on you to look after me. 913 00:40:40,142 --> 00:40:42,434 OK, OK, OK! Stop. Stop. 914 00:40:42,518 --> 00:40:44,184 OK. Give it to me. 915 00:40:47,935 --> 00:40:49,601 - Go on. - I'm goin'. 916 00:40:49,685 --> 00:40:51,393 Tom: Ooh, Greg! 917 00:40:51,476 --> 00:40:53,267 Go for it, Greg! 918 00:40:53,351 --> 00:40:55,601 Suck on those big white dicks, you fuckin' pervert. 919 00:40:58,393 --> 00:40:59,935 ( snorting ) 920 00:41:02,726 --> 00:41:03,893 Oh! 921 00:41:05,726 --> 00:41:07,685 ( gurgling ) 922 00:41:07,768 --> 00:41:10,643 Tom: Greg, you greedy piece of shit. 923 00:41:11,935 --> 00:41:14,142 ( laughing ) Oh, my God! 924 00:41:14,226 --> 00:41:17,101 Greg, you total coke whore. 925 00:41:17,184 --> 00:41:18,476 ( gurgling ) 926 00:41:19,726 --> 00:41:21,393 ( laughing ) 927 00:41:21,476 --> 00:41:22,768 Should I puke? 928 00:41:22,851 --> 00:41:25,768 Not unless you can puke up your entire bloodstream. 929 00:41:25,851 --> 00:41:27,184 ( laughing ) 930 00:41:27,267 --> 00:41:29,851 - Oh, my God, man. - That is strong drugs. 931 00:41:29,935 --> 00:41:32,351 - I know. I hope you don't die. - Oh, my God! 932 00:41:32,434 --> 00:41:34,851 If you do, your heart is gonna be pumping so hard 933 00:41:34,935 --> 00:41:38,476 it'll probably bring you back to life. 934 00:41:38,559 --> 00:41:41,351 - Where did he go? - Buckle up, fucklehead! 935 00:41:41,434 --> 00:41:42,643 ( laughs ) 936 00:42:03,726 --> 00:42:04,601 Hi. 937 00:42:06,017 --> 00:42:08,518 - Logan: Hello, Pinky. - Shiv: Hello. 938 00:42:08,601 --> 00:42:12,017 - I'm glad you kept the date. - Well, family. 939 00:42:13,893 --> 00:42:16,851 - How was the play? - Oh, you know, 940 00:42:16,935 --> 00:42:19,017 people pretending to be people. 941 00:42:19,101 --> 00:42:20,142 ( laughs ) 942 00:42:20,226 --> 00:42:22,643 How are the wedding arrangements? 943 00:42:22,726 --> 00:42:24,601 Very exciting. 944 00:42:24,685 --> 00:42:27,351 Yeah, well, I'm excited. My daughter. 945 00:42:27,434 --> 00:42:29,393 So you saw the interview. 946 00:42:29,476 --> 00:42:30,768 They told me. 947 00:42:30,851 --> 00:42:32,726 You came after the man's wife. 948 00:42:34,768 --> 00:42:35,851 They said. 949 00:42:35,935 --> 00:42:37,893 You're OK with that? 950 00:42:37,976 --> 00:42:40,768 Tell him not to speak about my family, 951 00:42:40,851 --> 00:42:42,768 not on my network... 952 00:42:42,851 --> 00:42:45,768 not on any network, ever again. 953 00:42:45,851 --> 00:42:47,393 Or I'll end him. 954 00:42:47,476 --> 00:42:50,768 Yeah, silence the man who says you're stifling dissent. 955 00:42:50,851 --> 00:42:53,518 I'm a bad father? How dare he. 956 00:42:53,601 --> 00:42:56,685 He's a bad fuckin' husband. He killed his wife. 957 00:42:56,768 --> 00:42:58,768 Oh, come on. Dad. 958 00:42:58,851 --> 00:43:00,893 What if the acquisitions you're making 959 00:43:00,976 --> 00:43:02,893 are actually bad for the country? 960 00:43:02,976 --> 00:43:05,309 He's using you. Can't you see it? 961 00:43:05,393 --> 00:43:09,017 Don't let any of the bullshit overshadow your wedding. 962 00:43:09,101 --> 00:43:10,643 The wedding? 963 00:43:10,726 --> 00:43:12,142 The fucking wedding? I don't give a shit. 964 00:43:12,226 --> 00:43:15,184 Oh, Siobhan, come on. Stop screwing around. 965 00:43:15,267 --> 00:43:17,643 I want to talk about you properly. 966 00:43:17,726 --> 00:43:21,810 Come in. I'm tired of this. 967 00:43:21,893 --> 00:43:23,810 You have potential. 968 00:43:23,893 --> 00:43:26,851 I've always thought you were the smartest. 969 00:43:26,935 --> 00:43:29,476 So that's why you tried Kendall and Roman first? 970 00:43:31,226 --> 00:43:34,184 Do you know what? I am the smartest. 971 00:43:34,267 --> 00:43:36,059 Which is why I can see through you 972 00:43:36,142 --> 00:43:38,643 and this transparent little offer to buy me off. 973 00:43:38,726 --> 00:43:42,351 I've always tried to do right by you, Siobhan. 974 00:43:42,434 --> 00:43:44,601 And maybe... 975 00:43:44,685 --> 00:43:46,851 maybe I shouldn't have. 976 00:43:46,935 --> 00:43:49,518 Maybe I should just let them come for you. 977 00:43:49,601 --> 00:43:51,184 Like who? 978 00:43:51,267 --> 00:43:53,810 Like... I don't know. 979 00:43:55,017 --> 00:43:56,976 But I hear things. 980 00:44:00,726 --> 00:44:02,559 Are you threatening me? 981 00:44:02,643 --> 00:44:05,017 Absolutely not. 982 00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:07,393 If this is the way things are gonna go, then fuck off, Dad. 983 00:44:07,476 --> 00:44:10,685 Then... I'm truly sorry. 984 00:44:20,226 --> 00:44:21,810 So, in terms of Shiv, 985 00:44:21,893 --> 00:44:23,893 where I've landed is, uh, 986 00:44:23,976 --> 00:44:25,601 I'm maybe just gonna ask for a handy. 987 00:44:25,685 --> 00:44:27,893 - Think that's OK? - Don't pre-rationalize. 988 00:44:27,976 --> 00:44:30,810 You get off, you eat the shame for dessert. 989 00:44:35,059 --> 00:44:38,184 - Wait. Her? That one? - Yeah. We were talking 990 00:44:38,267 --> 00:44:40,393 for, like, 20 minutes about financial derivatives, 991 00:44:40,476 --> 00:44:41,768 and she just asked me. 992 00:44:41,851 --> 00:44:43,393 My God! Holy shit! 993 00:44:43,476 --> 00:44:45,893 Dad would go fuckin' nuts for her. You should do it. 994 00:44:45,976 --> 00:44:47,351 - Yeah? - Yeah! Fuck yeah! 995 00:44:47,434 --> 00:44:48,601 I'd be all over that. 996 00:44:48,685 --> 00:44:52,518 I'd, like... I'd fuckin'... 997 00:44:52,601 --> 00:44:55,184 Arrgh! Fuck. 998 00:44:55,267 --> 00:44:57,017 OK, well... 999 00:44:58,559 --> 00:45:00,810 I need something. Do you have a Smint? 1000 00:45:00,893 --> 00:45:02,142 - What? - Do you have a Smint? 1001 00:45:02,226 --> 00:45:04,935 No! Just grab your baloney-pipe and jizz. 1002 00:45:08,184 --> 00:45:10,851 - OK. OK. - Yeah. OK. 1003 00:45:15,017 --> 00:45:16,476 Champagne? 1004 00:45:19,184 --> 00:45:20,559 - Woman: Bye. - Tom: Bye. 1005 00:45:30,976 --> 00:45:32,309 Stewy: You gotta get into P.R. 1006 00:45:32,393 --> 00:45:34,351 That's where the real fuckin' money-- 1007 00:45:34,434 --> 00:45:36,476 Do you think now would be a good time to sit down with the old fart? 1008 00:45:36,559 --> 00:45:40,059 Dude, did you see that guy jerking off near the hors d'oeuvres? 1009 00:45:40,142 --> 00:45:42,059 Dude, that's a fuckin' health hazard. 1010 00:45:42,142 --> 00:45:44,184 Uh, no. When do you think I can talk to him? 1011 00:45:44,267 --> 00:45:46,142 I'd really love to hear something to take home. 1012 00:45:46,226 --> 00:45:48,726 Uh-huh. Ro-Ro, can you just be fucking cool, man? 1013 00:45:48,810 --> 00:45:50,476 Maybe get a slider. 1014 00:45:50,559 --> 00:45:53,267 Ask if can stick your finger up someone's ass, all right, buddy? 1015 00:45:53,351 --> 00:45:56,476 - Jeez. - Hey! Fuck you! 1016 00:45:56,559 --> 00:45:59,059 I'm not your little pet that you get to kick around. 1017 00:45:59,142 --> 00:46:01,226 Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me, space suit. 1018 00:46:01,309 --> 00:46:02,810 Bro. 1019 00:46:02,893 --> 00:46:04,393 You think that I can't make your life difficult, 1020 00:46:04,476 --> 00:46:05,851 but word in the right ear, 1021 00:46:05,935 --> 00:46:07,559 and I could be your migraine, motherfucker. 1022 00:46:07,643 --> 00:46:10,726 I came here to talk to the old man on your word, 1023 00:46:10,810 --> 00:46:12,726 so make it happen. 1024 00:46:12,810 --> 00:46:14,059 - OK. - Yeah? 1025 00:46:14,142 --> 00:46:16,393 - All right. - Cool. 1026 00:46:19,768 --> 00:46:21,017 Ahh! 1027 00:46:23,518 --> 00:46:26,393 I tried to hide... but it finds you. 1028 00:46:26,476 --> 00:46:28,851 Wherever you hide, the party finds you. 1029 00:46:30,768 --> 00:46:32,976 Sir, this is your final warning. 1030 00:46:33,059 --> 00:46:34,267 Absolutely. 1031 00:46:34,351 --> 00:46:35,476 Got it. 1032 00:46:35,559 --> 00:46:36,518 Wait. What's happening? 1033 00:46:36,601 --> 00:46:37,935 Your friend here 1034 00:46:38,017 --> 00:46:39,810 keeps telling people he's in love with them, 1035 00:46:39,893 --> 00:46:41,309 and it's making people uncomfortable. 1036 00:46:41,393 --> 00:46:42,976 My bad. Mixed messages. 1037 00:46:43,059 --> 00:46:47,393 It's just we share such strong feelings about gut bacteria 1038 00:46:47,476 --> 00:46:49,726 I think I got the wrong end of the stick. 1039 00:46:49,810 --> 00:46:51,017 Watch him. 1040 00:46:53,476 --> 00:46:55,559 Maybe I should go apologize. 1041 00:46:55,643 --> 00:46:57,184 Give her a hug. 1042 00:46:58,267 --> 00:47:00,017 Oh, my God, dude! 1043 00:47:00,101 --> 00:47:02,059 That was insane! 1044 00:47:02,142 --> 00:47:03,768 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. Me and this girl, 1045 00:47:03,851 --> 00:47:06,768 we go into this side room and we start making out, 1046 00:47:06,851 --> 00:47:08,267 and then I'm touching her 1047 00:47:08,351 --> 00:47:09,851 and then she goes down on me, 1048 00:47:09,935 --> 00:47:13,059 and then I splooge in her mouth, and-- 1049 00:47:13,142 --> 00:47:14,184 I know! I know! 1050 00:47:14,267 --> 00:47:16,101 And get this: she kisses me 1051 00:47:16,184 --> 00:47:19,184 and puts it back in my mouth, and I swallow. 1052 00:47:19,267 --> 00:47:21,226 Which, the cum? 1053 00:47:21,309 --> 00:47:23,351 I know. So hot! 1054 00:47:23,434 --> 00:47:25,226 You swallowed your own load? 1055 00:47:25,309 --> 00:47:27,059 Yeah. I heard of it, but I don't-- 1056 00:47:27,142 --> 00:47:29,101 I didn't know it actually happened. 1057 00:47:29,184 --> 00:47:30,726 I haven't heard about it before. 1058 00:47:30,810 --> 00:47:32,893 I have. It's a thing. There's a word for it. 1059 00:47:32,976 --> 00:47:36,267 I can't remember what it is right now. 1060 00:47:36,351 --> 00:47:38,476 - Hmm. - So fuckin' hot. 1061 00:47:42,643 --> 00:47:44,434 When are we allowed to go home? 1062 00:47:44,518 --> 00:47:46,101 We have cars at 5:00. 1063 00:47:48,643 --> 00:47:51,226 Greg, I'm having the time of my life. 1064 00:47:51,309 --> 00:47:52,726 This is nightmarish. 1065 00:48:03,267 --> 00:48:05,935 You ready for your bachelorette party? 1066 00:48:06,017 --> 00:48:07,726 They were out of marine uniforms, 1067 00:48:07,810 --> 00:48:10,518 so I've come dressed as a political consultant. 1068 00:48:12,768 --> 00:48:14,101 Sss... 1069 00:48:19,434 --> 00:48:20,851 Relax. 1070 00:48:20,935 --> 00:48:22,518 This isn't real. 1071 00:48:24,434 --> 00:48:28,643 It's becoming real, which might be a problem for us. 1072 00:48:32,309 --> 00:48:35,559 Uh... can I stay? 1073 00:48:37,142 --> 00:48:39,017 But with you, as a human dog 1074 00:48:39,101 --> 00:48:41,059 just at the foot of the bed? 1075 00:48:42,142 --> 00:48:44,267 I love you, Kenny. 1076 00:48:46,351 --> 00:48:48,810 - I love you too, man. - I'm tryin' to find this girl, 1077 00:48:48,893 --> 00:48:50,559 but I think she's trying to hide from me. 1078 00:48:50,643 --> 00:48:52,893 Listen, is there another room for humping? 1079 00:48:52,976 --> 00:48:54,518 'Cause I also lost Roman. 1080 00:48:54,601 --> 00:48:56,893 - Fuck Roman. - Well, you know, 1081 00:48:56,976 --> 00:48:59,017 he was askin' about the dog pound, 1082 00:48:59,101 --> 00:49:00,601 and he got kind of riled up. 1083 00:49:00,685 --> 00:49:01,935 Is he still talking about that? 1084 00:49:02,017 --> 00:49:03,059 Yeah. 1085 00:49:03,142 --> 00:49:05,101 - It's pathetic. - Yeah. 1086 00:49:05,184 --> 00:49:06,267 He enjoyed it, right? 1087 00:49:06,351 --> 00:49:07,601 Oh, yeah! 1088 00:49:07,685 --> 00:49:08,851 I mean, you did too. 1089 00:49:08,935 --> 00:49:10,726 You know, just messin' around. 1090 00:49:10,810 --> 00:49:12,267 Yeah, just messin' around. 1091 00:49:12,351 --> 00:49:14,434 Dad's theory was you got two fighting dogs, 1092 00:49:14,518 --> 00:49:15,976 you send the weak one away, 1093 00:49:16,059 --> 00:49:17,059 you punish the weak one. 1094 00:49:17,142 --> 00:49:18,851 Then everyone knows the hierarchy, 1095 00:49:18,935 --> 00:49:20,059 then everyone's happy. 1096 00:49:20,142 --> 00:49:22,351 So away he went. 1097 00:49:22,434 --> 00:49:24,017 I gotta keep lookin'. OK. 1098 00:49:24,101 --> 00:49:26,559 Hi! Hey, may I ask you, 1099 00:49:26,643 --> 00:49:28,184 where were you on 9/11? 1100 00:49:28,267 --> 00:49:31,142 You know what, I-- Never mind. 1101 00:49:36,434 --> 00:49:39,267 Listen, Sandy. 1102 00:49:39,351 --> 00:49:42,267 I appreciate your offer. I'm not getting out. 1103 00:49:44,476 --> 00:49:50,142 OK. Well, if you think you have to tell your father and get back in with him, 1104 00:49:50,226 --> 00:49:52,559 - then I-- - Keep your money. 1105 00:49:53,726 --> 00:49:56,059 Keep your money, bring me in. 1106 00:49:56,142 --> 00:49:57,851 We do this properly. 1107 00:49:57,935 --> 00:50:00,643 We'll go fuck my dad together. 1108 00:50:00,726 --> 00:50:03,393 - Uh-huh. - Takeover. 1109 00:50:03,476 --> 00:50:05,476 Leveraged buyout. Hostile. 1110 00:50:05,559 --> 00:50:07,142 That's a dual stock situation. 1111 00:50:07,226 --> 00:50:08,893 That's not gonna be straightforward. 1112 00:50:08,976 --> 00:50:12,267 Price in the toilet, shareholders are pissed-- 1113 00:50:12,351 --> 00:50:16,059 you and me could force him to the table. 1114 00:50:16,142 --> 00:50:18,184 What about the rest of your family? 1115 00:50:18,267 --> 00:50:20,059 Fuck the rest of my family. 1116 00:50:20,142 --> 00:50:22,851 - Easy to say. - No one has a clue but me. 1117 00:50:22,935 --> 00:50:25,768 I know what to do. I see it all. 1118 00:50:25,851 --> 00:50:27,267 We take it apart. 1119 00:50:27,351 --> 00:50:31,476 Fuck local TV, newspapers, parks-- 1120 00:50:31,559 --> 00:50:34,059 we bulldoze the whole fuckin' shantytown. 1121 00:50:34,142 --> 00:50:36,518 We just keep the juiciest morsels, 1122 00:50:36,601 --> 00:50:38,309 turn the thing from a pod of rotting whales 1123 00:50:38,393 --> 00:50:40,184 into one bastard great white. 1124 00:50:40,267 --> 00:50:41,810 What's your end? 1125 00:50:41,893 --> 00:50:45,768 CEO. I'm the only one who knows the architecture. 1126 00:50:45,851 --> 00:50:48,935 OK? The emotional corporate architecture. 1127 00:50:49,017 --> 00:50:51,935 Well, I could like it. Stewy might not like it. 1128 00:50:52,017 --> 00:50:53,434 Fuck Stewy. 1129 00:50:53,518 --> 00:50:56,267 Stewy will follow the money like a dog in a cartoon. 1130 00:50:56,351 --> 00:50:58,893 And you sure you got the stomach? 1131 00:50:58,976 --> 00:51:00,393 Yeah. 1132 00:51:02,351 --> 00:51:04,434 I'm good. 1133 00:51:22,226 --> 00:51:24,434 ( phone buzzing ) 1134 00:51:32,184 --> 00:51:33,851 Tom. 1135 00:51:33,935 --> 00:51:35,685 - Marcia: Um... - Oh. 1136 00:51:35,768 --> 00:51:36,976 ...sorry to wake you. 1137 00:51:37,059 --> 00:51:39,434 Hey. Is everything OK? 1138 00:51:39,518 --> 00:51:40,476 No. 1139 00:51:40,559 --> 00:51:42,976 He couldn't catch his breath. 1140 00:51:43,059 --> 00:51:47,393 Listen, we've been advised, and we are really sorry, 1141 00:51:47,476 --> 00:51:51,685 but I don't think it's a good idea for him to come to the wedding. 1142 00:51:54,101 --> 00:51:55,935 Oh, yeah. That sounds sensible. 1143 00:51:56,017 --> 00:51:56,893 Shiv. 1144 00:51:59,393 --> 00:52:01,142 He really is sorry. 1145 00:52:01,226 --> 00:52:04,810 Yeah, me too. 1146 00:52:04,893 --> 00:52:07,559 OK, bye. 1147 00:52:13,768 --> 00:52:16,267 You OK? 1148 00:52:16,351 --> 00:52:19,101 Yeah. I'm great. That's two less wedding dinners 1149 00:52:19,184 --> 00:52:22,184 for the caterers to have to organize. 1150 00:52:22,267 --> 00:52:23,601 ( grunts ) 1151 00:52:32,309 --> 00:52:34,059 I don't know, Nate. 1152 00:52:37,309 --> 00:52:39,101 I don't fuckin' know. 1153 00:52:48,393 --> 00:52:50,726 Roman: And I would be your point man on this, 1154 00:52:50,810 --> 00:52:53,184 so you would not have to deal direct with my dad. 1155 00:52:53,267 --> 00:52:56,810 So if we can find a price... 1156 00:52:58,976 --> 00:53:02,726 - But there's potential? - It could happen. 1157 00:53:02,810 --> 00:53:03,893 Well, fuck, I'm excited. 1158 00:53:03,976 --> 00:53:06,559 This is great. This is pure upside. 1159 00:53:06,643 --> 00:53:08,309 - Roman: Thank you. - Awesome, dude. 1160 00:53:09,643 --> 00:53:11,518 Let's jerk him around for a bit, 1161 00:53:11,601 --> 00:53:13,393 then throw him back. 1162 00:53:14,476 --> 00:53:16,559 This fuckin' family. 1163 00:53:17,935 --> 00:53:19,518 Ooh, hey! Come on. 1164 00:53:19,601 --> 00:53:20,851 How's it goin'? 1165 00:53:28,434 --> 00:53:29,601 What? 1166 00:53:33,643 --> 00:53:36,226 What, are you psyching me out? 1167 00:53:44,017 --> 00:53:44,976 ( clank ) 1168 00:53:45,059 --> 00:53:47,059 I'm fuckin' terrified. 1169 00:53:49,184 --> 00:53:50,518 Asshole! 1170 00:53:54,434 --> 00:53:56,267 Shit. 1171 00:53:56,351 --> 00:53:57,643 If the car doesn't come soon, 1172 00:53:57,726 --> 00:53:59,476 I'm just gonna swim home, I think. 1173 00:53:59,559 --> 00:54:03,017 Greg tells me you swallowed your own load. 1174 00:54:03,101 --> 00:54:06,976 Yeah, It was-- Yeah. It was pretty wild. 1175 00:54:07,059 --> 00:54:09,476 It's cool, though, 'cause it's like I didn't cheat 1176 00:54:09,559 --> 00:54:11,810 'cause all the sperm stayed in my own body. 1177 00:54:11,893 --> 00:54:14,184 Like a closed loop system. So... 1178 00:54:15,518 --> 00:54:16,976 It'd be really nice to see Shiv. 1179 00:54:17,059 --> 00:54:20,393 Willa! Hi, I just want to say I love you. 1180 00:54:20,476 --> 00:54:21,768 I love you so much. 1181 00:54:21,851 --> 00:54:23,559 What's happening? Where's the car? 1182 00:54:23,643 --> 00:54:25,226 Arriving in five. 1183 00:54:25,309 --> 00:54:26,601 Congratulations, Tom. 1184 00:54:26,685 --> 00:54:30,142 I hear you swallowed your own load. 1185 00:54:30,226 --> 00:54:31,476 Yeah, I did. 1186 00:54:31,559 --> 00:54:33,518 It's been a really wonderful night. 1187 00:54:33,601 --> 00:54:36,476 I would love a chicken pot pie. 1188 00:54:36,559 --> 00:54:37,685 Thank you. 1189 00:54:37,768 --> 00:54:39,559 OK, honey, bye. 1190 00:54:52,518 --> 00:54:54,518 Hey, Shiv! 1191 00:54:54,601 --> 00:54:55,810 I'm home! 1192 00:54:55,893 --> 00:54:57,643 Still got both my eyebrows! 1193 00:54:57,726 --> 00:54:59,226 - Oh, hi! - Hey. 1194 00:54:59,309 --> 00:55:02,017 Hey, you're back... already. 1195 00:55:02,101 --> 00:55:05,393 God, I missed you, honey. God, I missed you. 1196 00:55:05,476 --> 00:55:07,851 - I missed you. - How was it? 1197 00:55:07,935 --> 00:55:10,351 - Which-- Oh, the party? - Yeah. 1198 00:55:10,434 --> 00:55:11,351 It was a blast. 1199 00:55:11,434 --> 00:55:13,059 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1200 00:55:13,142 --> 00:55:17,101 So... what happened? 1201 00:55:17,184 --> 00:55:19,810 ( laughs ) You know, just... 1202 00:55:19,893 --> 00:55:22,101 like, this and that. 1203 00:55:22,184 --> 00:55:23,559 Usual. Normal stuff. 1204 00:55:23,643 --> 00:55:25,976 Specifically what, Tom? 1205 00:55:28,935 --> 00:55:31,267 Wait, what? No. Shiv, you-- 1206 00:55:31,351 --> 00:55:33,601 I thought you said-- 1207 00:55:33,685 --> 00:55:35,726 Oh, honey, I'm shitting you. 1208 00:55:35,810 --> 00:55:37,059 Oh, my God, OK. 1209 00:55:37,142 --> 00:55:38,685 ( both laugh ) 1210 00:55:38,768 --> 00:55:41,017 Oh, it's good to have you back. 1211 00:55:51,601 --> 00:55:53,351 Yeah, Frank. 1212 00:55:53,434 --> 00:55:55,393 Those girls from the art thing, 1213 00:55:55,476 --> 00:55:58,267 I want you to put the word around they're junkies, 1214 00:55:58,351 --> 00:56:00,810 they're sluts, they're shooting seed capital 1215 00:56:00,893 --> 00:56:03,309 straight into their arms. 1216 00:56:03,393 --> 00:56:04,851 Let's sink them. 1217 00:56:27,643 --> 00:56:29,768 ( indistinct chatter ) 1218 00:56:31,768 --> 00:56:34,017 Gentlemen. Shall we? 1219 00:56:36,518 --> 00:56:37,685 My man. 1220 00:56:45,059 --> 00:56:47,476 ( music playing )