1 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:25,693 I am going to kill you. 2 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:27,294 What? I haven't even said the stuff yet 3 00:00:27,294 --> 00:00:28,327 that might piss you off. 4 00:00:34,334 --> 00:00:36,168 Ivy! 5 00:00:36,235 --> 00:00:39,206 Violence was the hallmark of our relationship, too. 6 00:00:39,271 --> 00:00:42,509 Beth, you craving Thai or Italian? 7 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:44,712 Hey! I don't know what I did! I'm sure it's somethin'. 8 00:00:44,777 --> 00:00:46,380 Let's just hash this out like adults. 9 00:00:50,616 --> 00:00:52,185 I gotcha! 10 00:00:52,252 --> 00:00:53,820 So, missed you at the dress fitting. 11 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,823 Kite Man, what the fuck is happenin'? 12 00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:58,124 -Also, hand. -Uh... Oh, oh! Sorry. 13 00:00:58,124 --> 00:00:59,459 Uh, turns out 14 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:01,661 Dr. Psycho is now, like, all-powerful, 15 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,664 and has my forever babe mind controlled. 16 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:06,198 Well, we won't need to worry about Psycho 17 00:01:06,198 --> 00:01:07,200 after I kill him. 18 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:08,358 Oh, thank God! 19 00:01:08,358 --> 00:01:11,237 She's the love of my life, and the wedding is tomorrow. 20 00:01:11,304 --> 00:01:12,539 The wedding's happening, okay? 21 00:01:12,539 --> 00:01:13,941 You didn't buy that tux for nothin'. 22 00:01:13,941 --> 00:01:15,775 I didn't buy it at all. It's a rental. 23 00:01:15,775 --> 00:01:17,411 Jesus, you are a grown man. 24 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:19,411 Just buy it, you're gonna use it. 25 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:47,474 One nest of Parademons, coming right up! 26 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:51,891 Okay, that wasn't to anybody. 27 00:01:58,652 --> 00:01:59,920 I'll ask you this once. 28 00:01:59,986 --> 00:02:02,188 Where is Dr. Psycho? 29 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:07,359 Oh, what? 30 00:02:07,427 --> 00:02:08,594 Because I'm an alien, 31 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:11,865 I understand all alien languages? 32 00:02:11,931 --> 00:02:13,800 Okay. I know a little Parademon, 33 00:02:13,866 --> 00:02:16,569 but it's still a racist assumption. Be better. 34 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:22,876 Do the fish guy, do him. 35 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:24,812 God! You're like Jaws 36 00:02:24,877 --> 00:02:26,612 if all ya ate was fat people. 37 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,882 Okay, what's your most embarrassing moment? 38 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:31,283 I thought we were friends, 39 00:02:31,350 --> 00:02:34,893 or at least coworkers with a begrudging professional respect. 40 00:02:36,789 --> 00:02:38,258 Nanaue, 41 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:39,893 play nice with your brother. 42 00:02:44,296 --> 00:02:45,731 Blood! 43 00:02:47,266 --> 00:02:49,536 No! What are you doing? 44 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:51,371 That's your brother! 45 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,318 My lord! 46 00:02:53,318 --> 00:02:55,876 You devoured your kin like an amuse-bouche! 47 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:57,500 Holy hell! 48 00:02:57,500 --> 00:02:58,979 I thought we were gonna see you crap your pants, 49 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:00,514 but that is dark, man. 50 00:03:04,550 --> 00:03:07,287 Have you procured the head of Harley Quinn? 51 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:08,555 Funny you should ask. 52 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:10,957 I am procuring as we speak. 53 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:12,992 Any minute now, her head 54 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:14,627 is gonna come rolling through the door 55 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:17,430 like a bowling ball with a bad dye job. 56 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:19,566 Ahem! Sorry to interrupt. 57 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,300 Um, apparently, 58 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:23,437 Batman and his super friends destroyed the Parademons, 59 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:24,705 and are, um... 60 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:26,272 -...are coming here. -Fuck! 61 00:03:26,338 --> 00:03:28,341 You express fear and displeasure. 62 00:03:28,407 --> 00:03:30,477 No! Everything's fine. 63 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:32,378 That was a happy "fuck." 64 00:03:32,445 --> 00:03:34,814 It's a great word. You can use it many different ways. 65 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,616 Like "Fuck, yeah!" or, "Let's fuck." 66 00:03:36,682 --> 00:03:39,819 Harley Quinn swore an oath to me and failed. 67 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:42,254 Now you have sworn the same oath. 68 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:45,292 I shall appear at nightfall to collect someone's head. 69 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:47,026 It is your choice whose. 70 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:48,662 No problem, no biggie! 71 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,965 Now, is that my nightfall or where you are? 72 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:53,300 'Cause time zones across planets and dimensions 73 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:55,002 are like wah, wah, wah, wah, wah... okay. 74 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:58,305 You've stepped in it now, Psycho. 75 00:03:58,371 --> 00:03:59,907 A big, fresh wet one! 76 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:02,675 ♪ The Justice League to the rescue! ♪ 77 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,544 Huzzah! 78 00:04:04,610 --> 00:04:06,545 No way that helmet's powerful enough 79 00:04:06,612 --> 00:04:08,782 to control Superman's funky alien brain. 80 00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:11,518 ♪ The Justice League comes to get us ♪ 81 00:04:11,518 --> 00:04:13,120 ♪ Free us all ♪ 82 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,587 He might be right. 83 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:15,788 If the Justice League reach the mall, 84 00:04:15,788 --> 00:04:17,357 uh, game over. 85 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:18,658 Shut up, Debbie Downer, 86 00:04:18,725 --> 00:04:20,060 it's not game over. 87 00:04:20,127 --> 00:04:22,028 It's game on! Ha! 88 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:23,362 We got a new plan. 89 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:24,730 We're gonna kill Harley Quinn, 90 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:26,733 but first we gotta kill the heroes. 91 00:04:27,466 --> 00:04:28,869 Kill the heroes, 92 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,838 kill Harley, 93 00:04:30,903 --> 00:04:32,605 rule Earth! 94 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:36,076 Welcome to the old Kite-tress of solitude. 95 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:37,511 Sorry about the mess. 96 00:04:37,576 --> 00:04:39,680 My, uh, roommate leaves stuff everywhere. 97 00:04:39,745 --> 00:04:40,980 Psycho, that little shit. 98 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:42,482 Puts on a magic yarmulke 99 00:04:42,548 --> 00:04:44,084 and now, he's doin' Jedi mind tricks? 100 00:04:44,151 --> 00:04:45,886 We need to destroy that helmet. 101 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:47,521 Uh, just a little caveat there. 102 00:04:47,586 --> 00:04:49,822 Uh, we can't get close or he'll put our domes 103 00:04:49,889 --> 00:04:51,557 through the brain-washing spin cycle. 104 00:04:51,557 --> 00:04:52,759 I know. He did the same thing 105 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:54,060 to Clayface and King Shark. 106 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,862 The second they... Sy. 107 00:04:55,928 --> 00:04:59,033 Sigh is right. 108 00:04:59,098 --> 00:05:01,535 For my lady love hath been led astray. 109 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:04,805 Not "sigh," dummy. Sy. Sy Borgman. 110 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:06,807 Sy wasn't affected by Psycho's mind control. 111 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,141 He was immune. 112 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:11,110 What the hell made you so special, Sy? 113 00:05:11,177 --> 00:05:12,879 Zombie eye, zombie eye! 114 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:15,115 Wait, wait! My kite senses are fluttering. 115 00:05:15,182 --> 00:05:16,682 It's Morse Code! 116 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,651 -You know Morse Code? -Of course! 117 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:20,519 Sailors and kiters use signal lamps 118 00:05:20,586 --> 00:05:22,889 to transmit Morse Code without being detected. 119 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:25,059 I still sometimes can't get over the fact 120 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:26,560 Ivy has sex with you. 121 00:05:26,625 --> 00:05:28,461 Oh, she does. 122 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:30,764 Look, the eye is saying... 123 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:33,733 Plug... me... in. 124 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,500 What does it mean? 125 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:40,406 Ta-da! 126 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:41,641 Oh, well, okay, right. 127 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:43,677 Sy, you're a zombie robot ghost! 128 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:45,978 N-n-n-none, none of the above, baby! 129 00:05:46,045 --> 00:05:47,718 I just got a classic case of 130 00:05:47,718 --> 00:05:50,783 the human consciousness- transferred-into- the-machine-itis. 131 00:05:50,783 --> 00:05:52,363 There was a whole chapter on it 132 00:05:52,363 --> 00:05:54,620 in my robot b-b-b-body handbook I didn't read. 133 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:55,923 Sy, we don't have a lot of time. 134 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:56,990 Listen, why weren't you affected 135 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,024 by Psycho's mind control? 136 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:00,127 Because the C-C-C-Commies! 137 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:02,829 CIA wanted to make sure the Ruskies didn't flip me 138 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:04,430 into a Manchurian candidate 139 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:05,966 and/or president of the United States. 140 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:07,968 They used cutting-edge t-t-technology 141 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:10,137 to create an anti-mind control device 142 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:12,838 and jammed it in my n-n-n-noggin. 143 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:15,541 Can you tell us how to make that device? 144 00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:18,911 Sure! Easy-p-p-peasy on my metal neezy. 145 00:06:18,978 --> 00:06:20,480 -Oh, thank God! -We're coming, Ivy. 146 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,115 All you need is magnetic coating 147 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:23,850 -from a floppy disk... -Huh. 148 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:25,952 - The photodiodes of a VHS tape... 149 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:29,488 And an 8-track recording of The Monkees' D-D-D-Daydream Believer. 150 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:31,591 Say we couldn't get those things... 151 00:06:31,658 --> 00:06:34,093 Well, then, it's gonna take a little elbow grease. 152 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:43,603 Oh, my God! Superman's gonna kill Ivy! 153 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:45,206 Wasn't he trapped in a book? 154 00:06:45,271 --> 00:06:47,173 - Who let Superman out of the book? 155 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:49,000 Are you sure you've got this? 156 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,843 I mean, there's still time to flee. 157 00:06:50,843 --> 00:06:52,444 You've seen these calves. 158 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:55,081 Stop showing me your weird turkey leg calves. 159 00:06:55,149 --> 00:06:56,149 I'm not gonna fuck you. 160 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:57,783 If you wanna go, go. 161 00:06:57,783 --> 00:06:59,685 But don't show up tomorrow when this is over 162 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:02,923 and still expect me to let you rule Scandinavia. 163 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:04,524 I know you got a type. 164 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,125 Fine, fine, I'll stay. 165 00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:07,860 Ah! It's just so pretty there. 166 00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:09,295 Everything looks like a fairy tale. 167 00:07:09,295 --> 00:07:10,997 - Mmm. - Ow! God! 168 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:12,699 Ivy, stand down. 169 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:18,822 Still got it, baby. 170 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:24,144 Hey... 171 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:26,512 I know I'm more of a wordplay guy, 172 00:07:26,512 --> 00:07:28,949 but, mathematically, I don't like your odds. 173 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:30,716 Don't get your onesie in a wad. 174 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:32,651 I got a couple of things up my sleeve. 175 00:07:32,718 --> 00:07:34,553 Two very short arms? 176 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,023 God damn it, I was trying to think 177 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:37,725 of a really cool Wesley Snipes-style one liner 178 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:38,725 and you had to go-- 179 00:07:38,725 --> 00:07:40,026 Wesley Snipes? 180 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:42,519 When's the last time you saw a fucking movie? 181 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:46,699 Poison Ivy, we know that you're under Dr. Psycho's mind control. 182 00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:50,000 So I give you this warning. I, Kal-El, do say-- 183 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,538 We don't want to have to take you out 184 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:53,740 but if you don't give us another option, we will. 185 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,175 That's what he was getting to. 186 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,781 Don't worry, the shark hates violence 187 00:08:00,846 --> 00:08:02,548 and the lump of clay is harmless. 188 00:08:02,615 --> 00:08:04,716 Blood! 189 00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:12,725 Okay, I did not, uh... yeah. 190 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,060 Uh. Come on, come on! 191 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:16,129 I'm Kite Man! Not Soldering Man! 192 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:18,999 I know Soldering Man, but he's in Milwaukee. 193 00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:21,000 No, I said connect the thingamajig 194 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,036 to the w-w-what's-ya-call-it, not the whose-it-what's-it! 195 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:24,571 I don't know how to do this! 196 00:08:24,571 --> 00:08:26,773 Kites are electricity-free. I went to Oberlin! 197 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:28,108 Well, unless you figure it out, 198 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:29,276 the person I love 199 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:30,776 -is gonna die! -What? 200 00:08:30,776 --> 00:08:32,078 As a friend. The friend I love, 201 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:33,246 as a friend, is gonna die! 202 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:35,682 Okay, 'cause that sounded intense. 203 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:38,884 I'm Harley Quinn, I'm impetuous, I kiss people. Muah! 204 00:08:38,951 --> 00:08:40,287 Oh-ho! Hoochie mama! 205 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:41,855 What is happening? 206 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:43,756 Okay. You know what? I can't wait around 207 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:46,192 until you graduate from DeVry! I'm goin' to save Ivy. 208 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:47,285 Whoa, whoa, whoa, 209 00:08:47,285 --> 00:08:49,763 that is a sophisticated piece of cloth and wood. 210 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:51,898 It took years of training with my sen-- 211 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:54,900 And she is soaring majestically. 212 00:09:18,991 --> 00:09:23,991 Get off me, you angry dolphin. Get off me! 213 00:09:35,274 --> 00:09:37,043 Wait, wait! Did I tell you? 214 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:40,047 Ivy and I basically spent her whole bachelorette party 215 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:42,014 saving Themyscira from Lex Luthor? 216 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:43,585 Clear the area, clown. 217 00:09:43,585 --> 00:09:45,784 Otherwise, I can't be responsible for your safety. 218 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:51,124 Damn it, Harley! 219 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:55,361 Blood! 220 00:09:58,197 --> 00:09:59,799 Harley! 221 00:09:59,865 --> 00:10:02,101 Are you shittin' me, Clayface? 222 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:04,171 You could change into this at any time 223 00:10:04,238 --> 00:10:07,006 and chose ditzy co-eds and divorcees? 224 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:15,249 You realize the Man of Steel 225 00:10:15,316 --> 00:10:17,884 isn't just a clever nickname, right? 226 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,352 Ive, you gotta snap out of it 227 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:24,070 or they're gonna kill-- 228 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:44,677 Ugh. Homeboy's gotta upgrade to jet pack or somethin'. 229 00:11:57,350 --> 00:12:00,120 Ive, there you are. 230 00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:02,221 Oh, wow, you rocked Superman. 231 00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:03,288 Anyway, listen, 232 00:12:03,288 --> 00:12:06,013 I know the real you is in there somewhere. 233 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,101 Well, that's new. 234 00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:28,248 I guess Poison Ivy should've... hedged her bet. 235 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,450 Hmm. 236 00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:39,125 Okie d-d-d-dokie, that should do it. 237 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,561 Give her a whirl, Mr. Kite Man. 238 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,333 Sy? 239 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,937 Oh, frick, I killed him. 240 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:52,306 No way, Jose! 241 00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:54,307 Synet is online! 242 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,975 Where are you? 243 00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:58,211 Hey. Let's build this anti-mind-control device 244 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,547 and then if there's time, we'll make some fresh pasta. 245 00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,264 Hell, yeah! 246 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:08,955 Oh, great! Gang's all here. 247 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:11,224 We don't need to settle this with violence. You know... 248 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,025 Hmm. That's a personal first. 249 00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:15,294 Quinn's right. Wayne Tower has seen enough damage. 250 00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:16,895 And I believe a metahuman battle 251 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:19,131 falls outside Mr. Wayne's insurance coverage. 252 00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:21,201 He's a friend, I'm just saying. 253 00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,513 Bats, you got her all tied up. 254 00:13:32,580 --> 00:13:34,447 Leave her alone and go stop Psycho. 255 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:35,849 I'm sorry, Harley. 256 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,250 She's too dangerous. 257 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,586 She needs to be taken down. 258 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:40,520 She could escape and kill thousands 259 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,355 before Dr. Psycho is neutralized. 260 00:13:42,423 --> 00:13:44,258 I can't let you kill her. 261 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,693 I love her more than anything in this whole world. 262 00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:48,294 I'm not gonna kill her. 263 00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:51,163 I'm just gonna put her in the phantom zone 264 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,533 where she'll rest for all of eternity. 265 00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:53,600 Then, send me there, too! 266 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,101 Uh, all right. 267 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,669 Wow, this is so dramatic. 268 00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,440 It's like a CW show, 269 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,140 if the cast was less hot. 270 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,277 Yeah, you guys are right. Ivy's too dangerous to-- 271 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:04,399 To be left alive. 272 00:14:04,399 --> 00:14:06,647 You should have killed her when you had the chance. Because now? 273 00:14:06,714 --> 00:14:09,649 You're right where I want you. 274 00:14:20,628 --> 00:14:22,928 Wonder Woman, you look bangin'. 275 00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:24,000 -What? -Batman, 276 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,365 are those pecs real or is it just the suit? 277 00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:27,467 Gross. 278 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,669 These pecs are definitely real. 279 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:32,339 Give them a grab. Don't be shy. 280 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:35,107 Oh, gross. Did you just spray them with Ivy's love pheromones? 281 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:38,479 Maybe we should see what's under these costumes. 282 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,581 Or not. A lot of not. Please, not! 283 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,082 You know I can see through that, right? 284 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,193 Yes! The heroes are defeated! 285 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,629 Ivy's bringing me Harley, 286 00:14:55,696 --> 00:14:57,498 my ramen takeout's almost here, 287 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,566 and the Earth is about to be mine! 288 00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:03,068 I'm the most powerful person on the fucking planet! 289 00:15:03,671 --> 00:15:04,803 Ahhh! 290 00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:07,341 I've returned to collect what is owed to me. 291 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,543 Where is Harley Quinn? 292 00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:13,279 Yeah. So, it's mostly gadgets 293 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,315 like drones and scented alarm clocks. 294 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,017 The kind of stuff you find in the sky mall. 295 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,485 And who is Orange Julius? 296 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:21,621 -She's here. -See? 297 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,557 Harley Quinn, as promised. 298 00:15:23,624 --> 00:15:26,259 Psycho, release me, you tiny, giant asshole! 299 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:27,528 Shut up. 300 00:15:27,528 --> 00:15:29,363 Kill her now and I shall call forth 301 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,298 the armies of Apokolips 302 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:32,966 to enslave this planet 303 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,467 as we agreed upon. 304 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,602 Choose not to and it's your head. 305 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,605 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blah, blah, blah. 306 00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:40,039 Cool your jets, Big D. 307 00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:41,674 I have been thinking about something, 308 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:44,410 I'm more than just a "rule Earth" kind of guy, all right? 309 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,413 I could rule solar systems for you, 310 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,081 goddamn galaxies. 311 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,049 Unlikely. 312 00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:51,653 Listen, I get it, I get it. 313 00:15:51,653 --> 00:15:54,254 You probably think I'm just a run-of-the-mill supervillain 314 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:55,821 but I got that charisma, 315 00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:59,225 that je ne sais quoi that you're looking for in a right-hand man. 316 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,361 Let me show ya. I'm about to do something epic! 317 00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:03,663 Explain. 318 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,231 You see the living weed over there? 319 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,466 That right there is Poison Ivy. 320 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:10,169 Let me give you some backstory. 321 00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:12,072 Harley, I made the anti-mind control device. 322 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,206 Well, actually Sy turned into a cake mixer 323 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,643 and he made it... It's kind of a funny story... 324 00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:18,345 that we don't have time for. 325 00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:20,413 We only had materials for two of these bad boys. 326 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,783 Put the other in Ivy's ear if my plan doesn't work. 327 00:16:22,850 --> 00:16:24,784 This is the plan. 328 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:27,052 What the hell is your plan? 329 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,254 True love. 330 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,691 Pamela Isley. It's me. Chuck. 331 00:16:30,758 --> 00:16:32,192 What is a "Chuck"? 332 00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,761 Ivy, I'm your fiancé. Your soulmate. 333 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:38,197 I believe our love is so powerful, that when I kiss you, 334 00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:39,466 it will break Psycho's spell. 335 00:16:39,533 --> 00:16:44,182 Because true love conquers all. 336 00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:52,412 As I was saying, Ivy and Harley are best friends. 337 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:54,347 So it's gonna be very poetic 338 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,451 when Harley is killed not only by her friend... 339 00:16:57,518 --> 00:17:00,253 but her secret lover! 340 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,355 You know? 341 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,123 Of course I fucking know! 342 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,291 You think I'm going to mind control Ivy 343 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,126 and not read her mind? 344 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:10,063 You don't buy a Ferrari and leave it in the garage! 345 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,832 We are not secret lovers! 346 00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:13,634 It was a couple times and it was amazing 347 00:17:13,643 --> 00:17:15,501 and Ivy broke it off and I'm totally cool with it! 348 00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:18,070 Enough! Stop trying to lower the stakes. 349 00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:20,540 Hey. Pitting two lovers against each other, 350 00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:22,241 like I said, epic. 351 00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:26,512 I am mildly intrigued by evil usurping love. 352 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:29,249 Oh, look at the big words on Darkseid. 353 00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,851 Someone did well on their SATs. 354 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:33,286 Ive, we love each other too much to do this! 355 00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:42,863 Don't make me hurt you. 356 00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:49,799 Okay, don't make me hurt you again. 357 00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,452 Isn't this great? 358 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,188 Friends fighting to the death. 359 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,356 I mean, this is the stuff that gets you off, right? 360 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:32,378 Yes! Kill her! Kill Harley! 361 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:37,445 Here... goes... true... love... 362 00:18:40,721 --> 00:18:44,825 Okay! Mr. Johnson's up! Girl on girl. So hot. 363 00:18:45,893 --> 00:18:48,528 Holy shit. True love worked. 364 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,430 What are you, 13? 365 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:53,165 - Psycho, focus. - Focus! 366 00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:55,635 Fine. I command you 367 00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:57,604 to kill Harley Quinn. 368 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,642 Uh, come on! 369 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:04,411 And I command you to ess my vee. 370 00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:05,846 "Ess my vee"? 371 00:19:05,913 --> 00:19:07,647 What the fuck? 372 00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:10,349 What the hell is going on? 373 00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:12,551 Guess you ain't as strong as you thought, Psycho. 374 00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:13,921 You're not an A-lister. 375 00:19:13,988 --> 00:19:15,588 Just a goon with delusions of grandeur. 376 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,723 Have you failed me, human? 377 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:21,560 No! You think I need Ivy to kill her? Come on. 378 00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:25,265 I'll kill both of 'em. I am an all-powerful man! 379 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:28,233 - Come and get me! - Sure. 380 00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:31,471 You're not all-powerful, douchebag. 381 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,840 You're just a loser who puts on a hat to look cool. 382 00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:35,375 Basically, everyone on Tinder. 383 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,576 Yeah a lot of hats on Tinder. 384 00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:38,310 -A lot of hats. -Oh! 385 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:39,680 Oh! It's good to have my very bitter friend back. 386 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,347 It's over for ya, buddy! 387 00:19:44,718 --> 00:19:46,752 Harley Quinn! 388 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:49,556 Hi, Mr. Darkseid, sir. 389 00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:51,625 I'm really sorry about bringing those Parademons to Earth 390 00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:53,326 and not using them. 391 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,295 See, I was doing it for the wrong reasons and-- 392 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:58,597 You have proved yourself even more formidable than I thought. 393 00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:00,867 -The deal stands. -"The deal"? 394 00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,702 On your command... 395 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,503 - ...my armies shall spring forth 396 00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:05,940 and enslave the planet. 397 00:20:06,006 --> 00:20:08,976 The Earth is yours, Harley Quinn. 398 00:20:10,978 --> 00:20:13,313 Thanks, but no thanks. 399 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,248 Psycho, the creep that he is, he was right. 400 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,617 I don't wanna rule Earth on a throne of skulls. 401 00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:19,521 I'm not a real supervillain. 402 00:20:19,521 --> 00:20:21,721 Hell, I'm not sure I'm even a bad guy anymore. 403 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,355 All I've been doing is reacting. 404 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,692 Getting in the Legion of Doom to show up Joker. 405 00:20:25,759 --> 00:20:27,661 Stopping the Injustice League to get revenge. 406 00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:29,596 It's 'cause, deep inside, 407 00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:31,932 I didn't know what I really wanted, until now. 408 00:20:31,999 --> 00:20:35,701 Your indecision baffles and angers me. 409 00:20:35,769 --> 00:20:37,770 For this, I shall return one day 410 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:40,874 and terraform your planet into a scrapyard. 411 00:20:40,941 --> 00:20:42,843 Well, that seems ominous. 412 00:20:42,843 --> 00:20:45,011 All right, pop back in your Boom Tube. 413 00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,980 Darkseid is... 414 00:20:47,047 --> 00:20:48,548 leaving. 415 00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:53,053 Ivy, you call me out on all my bullshit, 416 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,721 but you don't judge me for it. 417 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,388 We have fun whether we're sitting on the couch 418 00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:58,424 or murdering a group of investment bankers. 419 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,994 You showed me what the best version of myself could be 420 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,663 and you held me to it. 421 00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:04,431 I'm in love with you. 422 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,066 I want to be with you. 423 00:21:06,133 --> 00:21:09,336 And, yes, it might be messy. It might not work. 424 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:12,006 It might even destroy our friendship forever. 425 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,807 But love is a risk. 426 00:21:13,874 --> 00:21:15,230 I'd rather risk our friendship 427 00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:16,943 than pretend these feelings aren't real. 428 00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:18,679 You just, you don't give up on love. 429 00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:20,013 Take a risk, 430 00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:22,682 take a leap of faith, and be with me. 431 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,086 Hey, did my kiss work? 432 00:21:26,153 --> 00:21:27,688 Where am I? 433 00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:32,925 We're laughing? Are we friends again? 434 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,528 What is so funny? 435 00:21:34,528 --> 00:21:36,630 Aw, man, I hate missing inside jokes! 436 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,531 Oh, don't worry, 437 00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:39,967 I'll tell you. 438 00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:50,777 Whoa! 439 00:21:50,844 --> 00:21:53,012 Oh, this is gonna affect the crew dynamic 440 00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:56,348 in a messy and complicated manner. 441 00:21:56,415 --> 00:22:00,452 I already had a feeling. The tension was palpable. 442 00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:04,523 She's still limber. 443 00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:11,097 Ooh! I need a cigarette. 444 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:18,770 Um...