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[Poison Ivy] Last season
on Harley Quinn...

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I got my green on.

3
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Batman created zombies
instead of going to therapy,
for fuck's sake.

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Joker became the mayor.

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I went CEO at the LOD.

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And Harley,
she joined the Bat Fam.

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All right, y'all caught up?

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[gunshots]

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[both grunting]

10
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Come on! I'm just trying to--
[grunts]

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Nerts, that hurt!

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[yells] I am just trying
to drop off lunch

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for my hot
and powerful girlfriend.

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[Harley grunting]

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[both grunting]

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[man screams] Ow!

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I can't let good guys
into the Legion of Doom.

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[cell phone ringing]

19
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-Hey, babe,
is the Bat Signal working?
-[alarm blaring faintly]

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Uh, yeah, why? Wait, wait.

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D... Does it not work
during the day?

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Honey, you forgot your lunch.

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So I thought
it would be, like, sexy
if I, like, did a crime,

24
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and then you and the Bat Fam
showed up.

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Aw, I'm at the LOD
with your lunch, ohh.

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-God, we're cute.
-[man screams]

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So damn cute.

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Shit, more guards are coming.

29
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There must be,
like, a shift change.

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Okay, good luck
with your first day.

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I love you so much. I gotta go.

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-Love you more.
-[both kissing]

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[theme music playing]

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[elevator dings]

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-Lex.
-There's my new SHE-EO.

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Girl power and all that stuff.

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You know,
I got some pretty big plans.

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I'm starting
with the corporate rebrand.

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What do you think of, like,
socially conscious evil?

40
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Totally. Totally.

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First, I thought I'd destroy
an oil rig safely, obviously.

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And make the execs
drink all the oil, and boom,

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high body count,
zero environmental damage.

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All the deets are here in this
color-coded tabbed binder.

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[Lex] Mmm.

46
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Well, you know what?
I think we'd start things off
on the right foot

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to do, like, a ceremonial
handing over the keys
in front of everyone.

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Can't. I'm going
to my launchpad on the roof

49
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and then heading to the moon.

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The moon.
That's cool. That's cool.

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Hope the rocket isn't
shaped like a giant penis.

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[scoffs] Am I right?

53
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There is a scientific reason

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the rocket needs
to look like that.

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[elevator dings]

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All right, this is you.

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Lean in, disrupt,
and things of that nature.

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[scoffing] It ain't no thang.
[laughing]

59
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Oh, shit. That was terrible.

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[Gorilla Grodd] Move, lady.

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I want a perfect view
of the doorway
for where the new CEO comes in.

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I hope he's chill.
I hope he thinks I'm chill.

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-Shut up.
-[device squeaking]

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I want to be able to hear
the new CEO's footsteps.

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Oh, uh, so I'm guessing nobody
sort of, um, let you guys in.

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But, uh, surprise. [chuckles]
I'm the new CEO.

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[Metallo] Fuck, it is true.

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Look at her mug.

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-[roaring]
-[Metallo] Frick.

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-She must have slept with Lex.
-[all protesting]

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[Snowflame] I hope
she gets pregnant.

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[sniffs] Lex bowed
to the woke mob
and hired a skirt.

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-[Man-Bat screeching]
-Okay.

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Why don't we all just,
like, take a seat
and we can all discuss--

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How you think we should stop

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brewing the break room
coffee with beer?

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Yeah, well, 'cause that sounds
fucking gross.

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But listen up. The plan is
socially conscious evil.

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Now, if you look
in your dossier,

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you're gonna see how together
we're gonna make that happen.

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Never.

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If this folder wasn't
literally perfect
for doing lines off of,

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I'd throw it in the trash.

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That's right, the trash.

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Even though
I know this is recyclable.

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[snorts and screams]

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[Metallo] If we wanted to get
bossed around by a lady,

88
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-we would get girlfriends.
-[Gorilla Grodd grunting]

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This is so not chill!
[grunting]

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-[grunts in frustration]
-[device squeaking]

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Oh, shit. That's a grenade.

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-[explosion]
-Fuck.

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[Harley] "Wonder Woman's
favorite winter salad recipes"?

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Oh, God. She has more than one?
Kill me.

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Ooh, the Hottest Hotties list.

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Such a fun issue.

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I start a new gig in, like, 20.

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Don't wanna show up early
and seem like a try-hard,
you know.

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The hell?

100
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Devora Macklewaithe's
number three?

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What makes her so hot?

102
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[man] Miss Macklewaithe has
the most beautiful
clavicle in Gotham.

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For sure, I mean,
whatever a clavicle is,

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she certainly, certainly
got a nice one.

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Oh, Professor Pyg,
I can't be seen talking to you,
no offense.

106
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Because I'm not a hottie?

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Notties are people, too.

108
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'Cause I'm a major player
on the hero scene.

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Yep, me and Wonder Woman.

110
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You know, she called
spinach the new romaine,
but the old kale?

111
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Uh, okay.

112
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That old lady seems
to be having one heck
of a time crossing the street.

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I gotta go save her ass, bye.

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[computer beeping]

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[rock music playing]

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[grunting]

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It's a bird, it's a plane.

118
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It's motherfucking
Harley Quinn!

119
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Hello?

120
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Was my pose
not dramatic enough?

121
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I blame your
very soft lighting.

122
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[gasps] Harley,
it's great to see you.

123
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Oh, Captain Boomerang.

124
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He knows his angles.

125
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Okay, so what's the plan?
We kicking his ass?

126
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I mean, it's Monday,
so he's probably
at bingo at the senior center.

127
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He loves a mature woman.

128
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Ugh, ew.

129
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We're just updating
our criminal database.

130
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Yeah, we can't
kick anyone's ass
until they actually do crimes.

131
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Oh, great, great, okay.

132
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What... What if we
go on Cleggslist,

133
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and post a job opportunity
for "murderer",

134
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then bash the skulls
of anyone who applies?

135
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We're heroes.

136
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We update records,
do paperwork and stay fit,

137
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until the computer
tells us there's a crime.

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Cool. Yeah, yeah.

139
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Um, how about while we do that,

140
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we get to know
each other better?

141
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You know,
my three biggest turn ons are--

142
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Harley, your frivolity
is not an asset here.

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Geez, sorry for trying
to get a vibe going.

144
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Ooh, now, that's good lighting.

145
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My skin looks slick as a...

146
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Sorry, I shouldn't say.
There are children present.

147
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...a pair of titties
at a car wash.

148
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You need to get the shades
or I'm gonna
photosynthesize everywhere.

149
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I did put in the request,
but I don't want
to get your hopes up.

150
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Because when I went
into the supply office,
the clerk says to me,

151
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all the Soviet era
dental clamps
and industrial-size funnels

152
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that I need for my plan to work
got checked out.

153
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Who else would need those?

154
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-Okay, I know
they're fucking with me.
-[door opens]

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Ugh, yes. At least I know
my outfit's here.

156
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See, I'm gonna
seize the oil rig

157
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in, like, a crisp 19th-century
British Royal Navy
Captain's uniform.

158
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Ooh, that's fresh as hell.

159
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"I'm a dumb boss."

160
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-I don't hate the bottoms.
-Great.

161
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Ugh, I mean, if this gaggle
of obtuse plebes

162
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keeps cockblocking me,

163
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I'm never gonna
get anything done.

164
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I might as well be
the CEO of nothing.

165
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Everything is just
like it was before.

166
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I'm doing it on my own,
yet again,

167
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just in a bigger office.

168
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Maybe you need to put
your oil plan on hold

169
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and disrupt the corporate
culture in this bitch first.

170
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No, I... I... I don't wanna
manage people.

171
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I just wanna do my--

172
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What the... Fuck you!

173
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-[cackling]
-[Poison Ivy sighs]

174
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I see your point.

175
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Did Harley end up
killing Sheryl Sandberg
in Jackson Hole last year,

176
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or did she survive?

177
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No, that was Andy Sandberg.

178
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Okay, perfect.

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I'm gonna spend
the next four hours

180
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numbing my brain
with idiotic Lean In TikTok.

181
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-[upbeat music playing]
-Ugh, this is so boring.

182
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Fighting crime is supposed
to be fun and dangerous
and sexy.

183
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Oh, my God, look!

184
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[all grunting]

185
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-What?
-Nightwing's a Hottest Hottie?

186
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-[Harley] "With rare flare
from his derriere..."
-[sighs]

187
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"Nightwing's radiant rump
has him flying in
at number two."

188
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Oh, I can't believe I know you!

189
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Do you have a publicist?
Is it Wonder Woman's publicist?

190
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God, this is so cool.
But what's with the pap shot?

191
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I won't degrade myself
going to a photo shoot
for that trash rag.

192
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[alarm blaring]

193
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Yes! A crime to solve.

194
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But you should consider getting
some tasteful nudes taken

195
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while you're
in peak physical form.

196
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Your grandchildren
will definitely want them.

197
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Okay, guys,
a dead body's been found.

198
00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:02,482
-We gotta go.
-Cool, a dead body.

199
00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:03,775
Not so fast.

200
00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:05,944
It's visitation day
at Blackgate.

201
00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:07,946
-And your papa awaits.
-[vehicle starts]

202
00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:11,074
-Ugh, I never
get to see dead people.
-[vehicle departs]

203
00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,325
[Harley] Ew, oh, my God.

204
00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,160
That's Mally Tomberson.

205
00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:16,621
-Who?
-The, ugh! Only a huge
Waynestagram model,

206
00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,665
and heiress
to the Old Gotham Corn Factory.

207
00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:22,043
Last night was the launch party
for her Hard Corn Water, hello?

208
00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:23,086
Hello. You mean whiskey?

209
00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,629
Legally, she can't
call it that.

210
00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:25,964
She explained it all
on her live stream.

211
00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:27,882
God, you guys
are so uncultured!

212
00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:30,593
So, do you look for DNA?
Dust for prints?
Seduce the bartender?

213
00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,178
[sighs] This cut's clean.

214
00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:34,304
The killer could have
a background in surgery.

215
00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:35,557
[earpieces beep]

216
00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,308
[gasps] Another body's
been found

217
00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:39,561
at the Hard Wayne's Gonna Fall
Ice Cream Pop-Up Experience.

218
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Ugh, I'll handle it.

219
00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:42,856
Should we send them
our ice cream orders?

220
00:08:42,938 --> 00:08:44,524
Everyone says
Childhood Trauma Swirl
is really good.

221
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[sighs]

222
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[door buzzing]

223
00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,530
[orchestral music playing]

224
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[Damian] Ew, this place
smells like a hamster cage.

225
00:08:58,288 --> 00:09:00,373
Oh, Mr. Pennyworth?
Young Master Damian?

226
00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:03,793
I'm afraid you won't be able
to visit Master Bruce today.

227
00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:06,463
So I missed the dead body
just to do absolutely nothing?

228
00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,923
"Master Bruce"? Who are you?

229
00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:11,134
Oh, I'm his butler, Alvin.

230
00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,594
But I'm his butler.

231
00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,137
Well, I'm his penal butler.

232
00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:19,684
I must insist on seeing
Master Bruce immediately.

233
00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:24,189
Oh, unfortunately,
his DJ lessons
are running a wee bit long.

234
00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:25,732
Now I must get back.

235
00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,734
We have a call with the CFO
of Wayne Enterprises.

236
00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:29,611
The stock prices
have leveled off.

237
00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,738
Hopefully, we can
avoid the trigger. [giggles]

238
00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:34,532
Uh, I'm sorry?
You're on a financial call?

239
00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:36,159
Oh, sweetie.

240
00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:39,496
He runs every
big decision by me.

241
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,705
Ta-ta.

242
00:09:43,540 --> 00:09:45,460
Hmm.

243
00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:47,295
[Veronica Cale on phone]
The thing to remember
about managing people

244
00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:49,964
is they're inherently stupid,
needy and fragile,

245
00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:52,967
which means
they're easy to manipulate.

246
00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:56,763
Ugh, another ad?
Gotta get the pro account.

247
00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:00,100
Is that my scarf?

248
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,019
-[Harley squeals]
-[Poison Ivy grunts]

249
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,062
-[kissing]
-[giggles]

250
00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:05,897
Whoa, what's gotten into you?

251
00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,649
I got all horned up
at a crime scene today.

252
00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,067
You know what I think
would be superhot?

253
00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:10,402
Role playing.

254
00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:13,154
Okay, yeah, what, all right.
What do you have in mind?

255
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,906
-Okay, you're a super-sexy
crime boss...
-Uh-huh.

256
00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,408
...and I am
a sexually-pushy cop

257
00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:18,451
who will cross any line
to get answers. [squeals]

258
00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:20,495
Okay, I like the sound of that.

259
00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:21,913
-Who is it?
-[Poison Ivy] Oh.

260
00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:23,415
Who in your circle of sickos
is a surgeon?

261
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,250
Oh, eh, um...

262
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,835
Dr. Big Boobs?

263
00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:28,753
No, not Dr. Big Boobs,
a real surgeon,

264
00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:30,588
one with a fetish
for amputation.

265
00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:32,257
Oh, sorry. Okay.

266
00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,591
Sor... Sorry, Officer.

267
00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:36,011
Um, it's Dr. Berkowitz.

268
00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:37,387
Not your dermatologist.

269
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,389
God, the perp I'm tracking's
whereabouts

270
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,599
are unaccounted for
from 1:00 to 2:00 a.m.
last night.

271
00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,059
Tell me who it is!

272
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,853
-[sighs]
-What, you're not into this?

273
00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:47,105
Honey, are you trying
to get me to narc

274
00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:50,233
on one of my new co-workers
through sex stuff?

275
00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:52,068
Yes, I'm sorry.

276
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,362
I really want to figure out
who did it so I can
impress the Bat Family.

277
00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:56,448
And I thought you could
just like, I don't know,
give me the answer?

278
00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:58,283
Babe, I can't.

279
00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:01,453
Listen, I don't even know
what half of those posers
are up to, anyway.

280
00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:03,955
They don't tell
their one true queen
their devilish schemes?

281
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,915
Who's disrespecting you?
I will kill them!

282
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,709
Oh, that's so sweet.

283
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,419
-[cat meows]
-You know, if we're gonna
make our new jobs work,

284
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,463
we do need to establish
some boundaries, right?

285
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:12,839
Like, I'll handle my work thing

286
00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:14,132
so you don't have to
worry about that.

287
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,717
I got some fresh ideas
already brewing.

288
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,094
[gasps] I love when
you make your idea face.

289
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,971
Okay, now I'm all
horned up again.

290
00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:22,640
How about you're
a super-sexy crime boss
who's had an annoying day,

291
00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:24,476
and I am your
sexually-pushy underling.

292
00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:27,645
Cater to my fragile male ego.
[giggling]

293
00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:30,648
-[chuckles]
-[both moan softly]

294
00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:34,694
Nope, he's dead, missing,
hates me, hate him,
dickhead, dead dickhead.

295
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,988
-What happened to him?
Don't wanna know.
-[line dialing]

296
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,574
-Oh, this guy.
-[Riddler on phone] You've
reached Riddler's voicemail.

297
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:42,577
To leave a message,
you must solve a series
of intricate mind-bending--

298
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,371
Ugh, he better be in a movie.

299
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,165
Oh, right. He's dead too,
delete.

300
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,043
[line dialing]

301
00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:51,711
[King Shark on phone]
Oh, hi, Harley.

302
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,755
-King, you busy? Great.
-[King Shark] Well, actually--

303
00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:55,173
Do you know a villain
who loves hot models
and slicing limbs?

304
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:56,883
I'm so sorry to cast
such a wide net.

305
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,886
Oh, Harley!
Oh, you know I'm squeamish.

306
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,805
I'm shocked
you called me about this.

307
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,807
Well, no one else picked up.

308
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,351
Well, you're a good guy now,
so your old friends
aren't gonna help you.

309
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,311
[chuckles] Of course,
we're still pals,

310
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,314
but I am changing
your name to "Potential Spam"
in my phone.

311
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:14,401
I... I don't wanna
lose my standing
in the villain community.

312
00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:15,735
Ugh, those pussies.

313
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,821
What, good guys
can't be amazing friends?

314
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,198
-So, what you been up to?
-[cell phone dings]

315
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,117
Well, Tabitha and I
are about to find out--

316
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,535
Yeah. Sorry, King. I gotta go.

317
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,578
Seven, eight, oh,
[chuckles] that's number nine.

318
00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:27,247
Nine healthy little sharks.

319
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,374
Oh, I'm gonna need
to get a job.

320
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,627
Vegan D-nuts on me, boys.

321
00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:35,296
-[Gorilla Grodd grunts]
-[Metallo] Nonplussed reaction.

322
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,674
[Bane] Ooh,
maple leaf cinnamon.

323
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,760
Look, guys, I... I got a lot
of appreciation for this team.

324
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,762
And, uh, I get it.

325
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,556
You know, you're at your job,
and suddenly there's, like,
this green lady,

326
00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:46,558
-like, all up in your business.
-[screeches]

327
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,226
Totally hear that.

328
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,437
And I just want
you guys to know
that I love feedback.

329
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:54,441
So If you do have a crazy idea,
shoot it over.

330
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:58,778
Ping it into my hear holes
and my door is always open.

331
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:02,657
[Metallo] We knock down
city hall and build
a gladiator death ring.

332
00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:04,117
Bitching, am I right?

333
00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:06,453
Yeah, uh, totally bitching.

334
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:09,039
I create a force field,
we fill it with hot babes.

335
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,916
-And the cool thing is,
they have to go out with me.
-Right.

336
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:15,670
Three words:
cocaine, zoo, disaster.

337
00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:16,880
-Okay.
-Wait, wait.

338
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,423
I need three more words.

339
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:21,551
Electric, eels, high.

340
00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:23,928
Ah, fuck.

341
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,430
Basically, we give a bunch
of eels cocaine

342
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,265
-and watch them
fuck up shit at the zoo.
-Huh.

343
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:30,477
[Bane] I need 'splosives,
lots of 'splosives.

344
00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:33,772
-I wanna blow up a--
-This is great stuff.
I love this.

345
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,815
Left the... The quantity empty,

346
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,609
so just to go nuts there.

347
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:40,945
[Bane] Whoa, I feel seen, ah.

348
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:45,158
As I step away
for some highly cool
and important training,

349
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,077
the people of Gotham
need not worry.

350
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,954
You are in capable hands.
The Bat-Fam's

351
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,165
got your back, fam.

352
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:58,213
And that was supposed to be
a reassuring message
from Batman.

353
00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:00,924
But with the recent uptick
in mutilation murders,

354
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,467
Gotham's left wondering,

355
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:05,679
will we pay the price
for the Bat Family's failures?

356
00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:08,682
And will that price
be an arm or a leg?

357
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:10,642
So, where were you last night?

358
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,269
I told the story
a million times.

359
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,480
I was out to dinner
at this new restaurant

360
00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:18,108
you'll never get into,
Bucket and Maup.

361
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,984
Oh, my God. No, wait.

362
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:23,113
That's where Martian Manhunter
and Grimes just got
in a huge fight.

363
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,115
Mar-Man told Grimes
that he could never love her.

364
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,118
And she threw
a bananas foster on his lap,
lighting his penis on fire.

365
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,703
I was sitting
in the next booth.

366
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:30,995
Aw, jealous.

367
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,206
Don't be.
My own husband stood me up.

368
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:36,835
The only way to get him
out of the house these days
is a celebrity golf tournament.

369
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,461
Whatever. Fuck him.

370
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:41,464
I was so bored
that I live streamed
the whole thing.

371
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,549
[gasps] That's it.

372
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:44,551
The other victims
were live streaming, too.

373
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:47,303
That's how the killer
figures out where they are.

374
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,139
Hey, uh,

375
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,850
do you think they'll find
my clavicle in time
for the Hottest Hotties gala?

376
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:54,310
-[Harley gasps]
-My dress is made
from ten live puppies,

377
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,855
and every day I don't wear it,
they get less cute.

378
00:14:56,938 --> 00:15:00,150
[in nasal voice]
"Miss Macklewaithe has the most
beautiful clavicle in Gotham."

379
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,192
Thank you so much.

380
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,152
What's wrong with your voice?

381
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,611
It's Professor Pyg!

382
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:06,114
He's picking off
our city's Hottest Hotties.

383
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,033
-Wait, what?
-I saw him at the newsstand.

384
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:10,160
And he was drooling
all over Devorah's clavicle.

385
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,327
It has got to be him.

386
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,620
God, I am so good
at my new job.

387
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,247
All the clues
are just drawn to me.

388
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,124
[chuckles] Great work, Harley.

389
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,542
Now we need to catch him.

390
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,086
I have an idea,
and someone's gonna hate it.

391
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,382
There's my girl.

392
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,843
A clerk who knows how to work.
What's up, baby face?

393
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,678
Oh, wow, Ivy.

394
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,722
The guys in shipping
are gonna be pissed

395
00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:31,890
they missed you.

396
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:32,891
You're the talk
of the basement.

397
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,392
Love to hear it.

398
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:38,271
I need, uh, uh, 20 goons,
dental clamps and funnels.

399
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:42,692
Enough to channel about, like,
84 million gallons of oil
into the mouths of men.

400
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:45,236
Ooh, pretty sure those
84 million gallons of oil

401
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,614
are floating in the sea
as of about 20 minutes ago.

402
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,657
What? What do you...
That's impossible.

403
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:50,950
Oh, you didn't hear?

404
00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:53,036
Bane blew up an oil rig.
[chuckles]

405
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,454
-[cell phone dings]
-It's so funny.

406
00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:55,705
I love Bane.

407
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:58,583
[groans]

408
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:01,294
Shit, shit, shit, shit!

409
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:03,421
The fuck? I'm such a chump.

410
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:04,714
-[toilet flushes]
-[Ivy groans]

411
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,925
[groans and grunts]

412
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,051
'Sup, boss.

413
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,386
Hey, what are you doing?

414
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,762
You're in the executive women's
restroom.

415
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,597
Never been a lady executive.

416
00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:16,059
So the boys deem this one
dumpers only.

417
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,727
[door opens]

418
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:20,438
Ivy, what are you doing
in the executive women's
restroom?

419
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:22,273
I'm the executive woman here.

420
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:24,317
Look at you! Whoo!

421
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,194
Isn't this bathroom the tits?

422
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,613
I come here when I pick up
my widow's benefits
checks from HR.

423
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,199
-How are you?
-You know,
just reaching a career low,

424
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:34,285
enabling overgrown goon babies
to destroy the world.

425
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:36,746
You know, it's customary
to just say, "I'm good."

426
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,289
Oh, you get to say
a long thing and I don't?

427
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:40,000
Hey, I don't make the rules.

428
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,836
Hey, not to pile on here,
but that stall's
out of shit tickets.

429
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,254
Hey, Snowflake.

430
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,715
Never interrupt two women
talking in the restroom.

431
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,299
It's not Snowflake.

432
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:49,592
-I am not Snowflake. Hey, stop.
-Bup-bup-bup-bup-bup!

433
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,845
-Your fly's open.
-[Snowflame] Bitch.

434
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,304
-Dickless prick.
-Ugh.

435
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:56,182
Hey, Executive Woman,
cut the wallowing.

436
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:57,684
Who cares
if you're a cool boss?

437
00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,811
You're not cool,
but you're Poison Ivy.

438
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:02,856
Oh, [sighs] okay. Thanks.
I guess... I mean...

439
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:07,152
Remember, you brought
a beautiful frozen woman
back to life

440
00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:08,819
with your weird science powers.

441
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:11,489
You can do whatever you want
with the Legion of Doom.

442
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:14,159
There is a place
for everyone else's opinions.

443
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,327
And it's in that tiny,
waxy paper bag

444
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,038
that's inside
that little metal mailbox

445
00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:19,830
in that stall
with my dirty tampons.

446
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,833
You know what, you're right.

447
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:26,003
Everyone can get on board
or they can fuck off
to that tiny tampon mailbox.

448
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,672
There we go.

449
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,591
Yeah, yeah. And you're not
supposed to be in here either.

450
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:32,218
-[Nora] Love that.
-God, you're a bulldozer,
you know that?

451
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:33,762
Do you want to be my assistant?

452
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,680
Hmm, not really.

453
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,182
Well, then, I'm gonna
have to change
the locks on this bathroom.

454
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:39,017
I'll do it.

455
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,019
I am Umberto Argento,

456
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:44,189
the famous Italian photographer
without an accent.

457
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:46,358
Where is the subject of my art?

458
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,401
Ugh, again.
Why do I have to do this?

459
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:52,030
Oh, we're live streaming
this Gotham Monthly photo shoot
to lure Pyg here.

460
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,365
[Nightwing] I understand
the plan.

461
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,909
Why do we have to actually
take the photos?

462
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:59,287
If Pyg shows up
and we're just holding
each other's fucking nutsacks,

463
00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:00,622
he'll know it's a trap.

464
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,082
Now, let's get
that ass to clap, baby.

465
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:04,000
[chuckles] Hey,
I finally did it.

466
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:08,588
I gave Gotham Magazine
the exclusive on my, ugh,
juicy caboosey.

467
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,048
Oh, yeah.

468
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:12,884
You're three spritzes deep
and it's sunset on the Rialto,

469
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,844
when your love calls your name.

470
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,012
Turn around and smolder.

471
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,681
I said smolder! Gorgeous.

472
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,225
Okay, now you've lost your job
with the olive oil factory,

473
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:21,768
and mama tries to comfort you,

474
00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:23,812
pulling you
into her ample bosom.

475
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,689
Okay, now serve me young coed

476
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,982
studying in Naples
for the summer. Yes!

477
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:29,234
[messages beeping]

478
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,069
All right,
where's the dead body?

479
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,946
-[Harley gasps]
-[Robin] Oh, come on.

480
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,906
-[Batgirl] Were the lights
supposed to go out?
-[Harley gasps]

481
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,158
Feels like someone's
about to make
their big entrance, huh?

482
00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:38,660
[Batgirl] I'll find
the generator.

483
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:41,287
[grunting] Almost got it.
There.

484
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:42,706
[laughing maniacally]

485
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:43,748
-[Batgirl] Professor Pyg?
-[Harley] Nightwing?

486
00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:44,582
Not cool, dude.

487
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:53,049
Okay. Everyone's plans,
schemes, plots, on the table.

488
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,551
[device vibrating]

489
00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:59,222
-[Metallo] I already rented
a wood chipper.
-[all clamoring]

490
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,724
Uh-uh-uh.

491
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,143
No more blowing up shit
and pathetic cash grabs

492
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:06,104
and problematic ways
to date hot babes.

493
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,397
So played out, done.

494
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:11,026
Basic as AF. Mm-mm-mm.

495
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:12,402
[Poison Ivy] And from now on,

496
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:15,405
everyone's working together
on my stuff.

497
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,282
Socially conscious evil.

498
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:20,118
Anything that isn't
a part of that
is not gonna happen.

499
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,828
Okay? All my shit,
all day long.

500
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:24,622
We're not gonna
let this bullshit happen!

501
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:27,459
This is racist against men.

502
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:30,170
[grunts and roars]

503
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,173
[all clamoring]

504
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:50,148
What's with the raggedy-ass
Andy's?

505
00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:52,984
They're Dollotrons.
Poor, lost souls brainwashed
to do Pyg's bidding.

506
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,527
I wish we could help-- Ugh!

507
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,613
Gross, don't touch me.

508
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:57,947
[Robin grunting]

509
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:02,702
[yells and grunts]

510
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:03,745
[screeches]

511
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,330
[Nora] Get him!

512
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:07,415
[Metallo] She's not
the boss of me.

513
00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:10,085
-[Nora] Ooh, watch out.
-[Poison Ivy grunts]

514
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,545
-[roaring]
-[Poison Ivy grunting]

515
00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:16,341
Yeah, rip his fucking
arm off, Ivy!

516
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,051
[Gorilla Grodd and Poison Ivy
grunting]

517
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:19,928
Do you think I'm scared of you?

518
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:23,348
[grunts]

519
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:24,516
-[laughs]
-[Nora] You go, boss!

520
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,851
[Nora] Ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, yes!

521
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,269
[Snowflame screams]

522
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,731
-[Batgirl grunts]
-[slashing]

523
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:33,441
[Harley grunts]
This is all my fault.

524
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,360
I have to save Nightwing.

525
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,696
[grunting]

526
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,370
[Metallo] Oh, no. My system
seems to be malfunctioning.

527
00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:47,580
Zeep, zap, spark, spark.

528
00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:50,417
[grunts] I don't think so,
you tin cunt.

529
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:52,377
Wow. [grunts] Ow.

530
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,422
Ow, ow, ow.

531
00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:57,424
[screaming]

532
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,384
Ahhh!

533
00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:00,802
You'll never beat me.

534
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,137
[stomach rumbling]

535
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:04,639
Oh, God, the vegan doughnuts.
[farts and retches]

536
00:21:04,723 --> 00:21:06,933
[Bane] Sorry,
my landlord called.

537
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:11,146
He's finally going to put in
a carbon monoxide detector.

538
00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:14,232
Whoa, what happened here?

539
00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:16,568
Hey, Bane.
Your next big evil plot

540
00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:19,654
is to clean up a shitload
of oil from Gotham Harbor.

541
00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:22,323
[Bane] But I just
'sploded that oil!

542
00:21:23,658 --> 00:21:25,702
I'll get a bucket.

543
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:29,789
What's the perfect human
without a perfect bootay?

544
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:34,961
My creation is mere moments
from being realized.

545
00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:37,756
Holy shit! A hot Dollotron?

546
00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:38,965
Harley! Yes!

547
00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:41,134
I love my ass. Okay,
I admit it. Now, help me.

548
00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:43,094
I knew you cared.

549
00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:44,471
Drop the scalpel, Pyg!

550
00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:47,182
My coworker's wild,
perfect-party ass

551
00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:48,975
does not belong
on a flesh doll.

552
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,560
It, honestly,
it belongs in a museum.

553
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,772
Too late.
This rump is a singular beauty,

554
00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:56,441
-and it's time to cut the cake.
-[Nightwing] No, no.

555
00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:59,194
[grunts] Got you!

556
00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:00,779
-[Professor Pyg] Ah.
-[yells]

557
00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:01,946
[both grunting]

558
00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:04,032
It's gonna take a lot
more than some--

559
00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:07,243
[both grunting]

560
00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:09,704
-[pounding]
-[Harley grunting]

561
00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:12,290
Well, looks like
I saved your ass.

562
00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:15,085
-[Nightwing] What...
You killed him?
-Oh, my God, is he dead?

563
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,003
Cool.

564
00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:20,632
Ivy has pledged
to take the Legion
in a green-conscious direction,

565
00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:23,009
which sent LexCorp
stocks soaring.

566
00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:25,303
The same can't be said
for Wayne Enterprises,

567
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:29,099
whose stocks
are in a free fall
after the news.

568
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:30,350
We've hit the trigger.

569
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:31,601
Fuel up the jet.

570
00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:33,395
I'm going to Gotham.

571
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:35,647
[theme music playing]