1 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,010 [theme music playing] 2 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:45,174 [bats' wings flapping] 3 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:56,555 [thunder claps] 4 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:01,518 [crows cawing] 5 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,895 [thunder claps] 6 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:18,237 [leaves rustling] 7 00:01:22,957 --> 00:01:24,457 [bats screeching] 8 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:56,156 [ethereal voice] Once more, the eldritch terrors are gathering, 9 00:01:56,241 --> 00:02:00,451 attracted to an unprecedented amount of chaos in our cosmos. 10 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:04,787 Trivial as they are, the witches, mortals, and infernals 11 00:02:04,874 --> 00:02:09,424 must be allowed an opportunity to restore order themselves. 12 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:16,094 If they fail, however, I will, if necessary, negate Sabrina. 13 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:23,024 [bell ringing] 14 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,604 So, to be clear, you want the cafeteria 15 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:30,318 to serve waffle fries instead of tater tots? 16 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:33,322 Why does it have to be one or the other? Why can't it be both? 17 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,913 -[crowd cheers] -Could not have said it better myself. 18 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,239 And as your newly elected co-presidents, 19 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:43,794 Roz and I promise to try and get you those, uh, potato options you want, James. 20 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,420 Next up... 21 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:50,460 Milo. 22 00:02:51,045 --> 00:02:52,755 Is Milo Moloch here? 23 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:55,589 -Yeah, I'm here. -Hi, Milo. How can we help you? 24 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:58,505 Yeah, so I'm here representing the Astronomy Club. 25 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,465 Uh, and basically, we need money. 26 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:04,601 This telescope we had broke last semester, 27 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:06,644 and despite numerous requests, 28 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:09,608 we haven't gotten any funds to repair or replace it. 29 00:03:10,064 --> 00:03:15,204 First of all, we'll see what we can do about increasing your budget. 30 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:18,158 Yeah. If you give that telescope to me, my cousin might be able to fix it. 31 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:20,119 He's, uh, sort of a savant. 32 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:22,945 Thank you. 33 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,539 Okay, cool. 34 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:30,129 So, who's next? 35 00:03:30,209 --> 00:03:31,419 [crowd clamoring] 36 00:03:31,502 --> 00:03:32,922 [Nick] I think it's my turn. 37 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:45,728 I implore you again. 38 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:50,651 Tell me what the next eldritch terror will be so that we may prepare for it. 39 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,480 Oh, you'll find out soon enough... 40 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:56,275 when it's devouring your putrid soul. 41 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:58,951 [door opens and closes] 42 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,161 Has he told us anything of use yet? 43 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:06,043 -[Ambrose] Not a syllable. -[Prudence] Ah. 44 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,040 You don't have to tell us your secrets, Father. 45 00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:10,042 We can pry them from your brain ourselves. 46 00:04:10,124 --> 00:04:13,174 What, with your feeble psychic abilities, Daughter? 47 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,553 [chuckles wryly] 48 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:16,670 You could try. 49 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:30,437 [lock rattling] 50 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:36,323 A locked safe. That's all. 51 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:38,572 Not to worry though. 52 00:04:39,153 --> 00:04:41,663 There are other ways of opening you up. 53 00:04:43,157 --> 00:04:44,867 -[Adam crying] -[Lilith shushing] 54 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:47,291 -[knocking on door] -[Hilda] Lilith, can I come in, darling? 55 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:48,870 Go away. Leave us be. 56 00:04:51,165 --> 00:04:53,995 Well, close the door before something comes in after you. 57 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,549 -[Adam crying] -[Lilith shushing] 58 00:04:58,631 --> 00:04:59,511 Um... 59 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:01,928 -Lil-- -[shushes] 60 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,180 [crying quiets] 61 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:05,388 [whispering] Lilith, uh... 62 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:07,721 [exhales deeply] 63 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:11,187 We adore having you here. We... we do. 64 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:12,899 -Um... -Yes? 65 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,059 It's just, um, you haven't left this room in days. 66 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,068 I must protect Adam at all costs. 67 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,570 Yeah, of course. 68 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:22,026 So, um, do you have a plan? 69 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:26,990 Yes. I shall remain in this room, biding my time until Adam's 16th birthday, 70 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:29,905 when he comes of age, becomes a man, 71 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:32,866 and challenges and defeats his father to claim the throne. 72 00:05:32,957 --> 00:05:33,827 Making me... 73 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:35,879 Queen Mother. 74 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:44,465 Uh, so you... So, your plan is to stay in this room for 16 years? 75 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:47,222 I've waited a millennia to claim the Throne of Hell. 76 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:50,521 I can wait a little bit longer. 77 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:55,154 [Adam crying] 78 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,400 Care to explain yourself, Nick? 79 00:05:57,482 --> 00:06:00,152 Maybe start by telling me why you're dressed like a Baxter High jock? 80 00:06:00,234 --> 00:06:01,694 I just transferred here. 81 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,528 What? Why? 82 00:06:04,405 --> 00:06:07,525 Maybe because you've been avoiding me ever since I told you how I felt. 83 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:10,157 Oh, right, when you all of a sudden declared 84 00:06:10,244 --> 00:06:11,874 that we were end-game. 85 00:06:11,954 --> 00:06:13,964 Look, I can understand why you'd be dubious 86 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:18,130 after everything I put you through, but... you're it for me. 87 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:19,546 You hurt me, Nick. 88 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:22,590 You really, really hurt me, 89 00:06:23,424 --> 00:06:24,384 and I'm not over it. 90 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:26,183 I understand. 91 00:06:27,136 --> 00:06:28,096 [inhales] 92 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:30,769 Look, I've been doing a lot of thinking lately 93 00:06:30,848 --> 00:06:32,478 about our relationship, 94 00:06:33,434 --> 00:06:34,524 and I realized something. 95 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:40,607 One of the reasons we weren't able to fully commit was-- 96 00:06:40,691 --> 00:06:42,781 I was fully committed. 97 00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:45,452 One of the reasons I wasn't able to commit 98 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:48,660 was because I never spent any time in your world. 99 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:50,451 And you were a sex addict. 100 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:51,993 [sighs] 101 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:56,669 You split your time between Baxter High and the Academy, 102 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:00,959 and I think it's only fair that I do the same. 103 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:04,882 I know I wanna be a part of your world. 104 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:08,716 Oh, calm down, Ariel. That is not how public school works. 105 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:12,223 You need a file, previous report cards. 106 00:07:12,306 --> 00:07:16,516 I sat down with Mrs. Meeks this morning, and one simple spell of persuasion later, 107 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:19,935 and you're looking at an official Baxter High junior, 108 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:22,072 not to mention a member of the LGBTQ Alliance 109 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,730 and captain of the wrestling team. 110 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:26,108 -Hey, brother. -What's up? 111 00:07:26,195 --> 00:07:28,235 -See you on the mat? -Yeah, you know it, Billy. 112 00:07:29,323 --> 00:07:30,283 [chuckles] 113 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:32,539 Good guy, Billy. 114 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,288 You know what, Nick? 115 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:39,794 Who am I to tell you where you can and can't go to school? 116 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:40,876 But just know this. 117 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:43,667 Just 'cause you're ready to get back together, 118 00:07:43,754 --> 00:07:44,924 doesn't mean that I am. 119 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,339 I need time. 120 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:49,389 I'll wait. 121 00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:53,511 However long it takes. 122 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:56,558 [rumbling, crashing] 123 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:58,895 [people shouting in distance] 124 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,772 Was that an earthquake? 125 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:02,897 In Greendale? 126 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,494 [people shouting in distance] 127 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:15,079 -[Nick] Oh-- -What the heaven? 128 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:26,955 [gasps] 129 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,719 If there's one thing that was made very clear 130 00:08:31,802 --> 00:08:36,522 during our royal tour of the Nine Circles, it's that Hell is not working. 131 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:39,939 [spluttering] Not working in what way? 132 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:43,309 For starters, too many souls suffering for no reason. 133 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:46,817 Overcrowding could easily be solved by say... [inhales] 134 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:49,361 ...annexing the mortal realm into a new Tenth Circle. 135 00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:51,985 Babe, again, it's not happening. 136 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:54,123 Course Greendale would be exempt, my lady. 137 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:58,200 New rule. One soul in, one soul out. 138 00:08:58,287 --> 00:09:01,417 For every new sinner, we release one of the souls burning down here 139 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:05,629 for lame stuff like eating shellfish or wearing polyester. 140 00:09:06,128 --> 00:09:07,508 We gotta let them go. 141 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:10,167 By the by, where is Lilith? 142 00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:12,551 -Um, uh... -Sacred vessel of my unholy seed? 143 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:14,045 Where did you say she'd gone, Lord of Flies? 144 00:09:14,136 --> 00:09:16,886 Um, uh, uh... 145 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:18,723 [rumbling] 146 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:23,731 Billy? Lizzie? 147 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,984 [shakily] Wh-where... where are we? 148 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:30,356 Shall we skin them alive and sup on their flesh, my queen? 149 00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:33,318 Sabrina? What is going on? 150 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:36,583 Nothing, Lizzie. I promise. 151 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,619 I am just gonna go ahead and wipe your memory 152 00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:41,503 of the last 60 seconds and send you back home. 153 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,421 Okay? 154 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:48,672 ♪ My love for you is always gonna be ♪ 155 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:51,674 ♪ Deep as the sea High as the tallest tree ♪ 156 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:56,347 ♪ So won't you come Climb a rainbow with me? ♪ 157 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,969 [crashing, wind rushing] 158 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:04,189 ♪ Until eternity ♪ 159 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:07,360 ♪ My love for you is always gonna be Deep... ♪ 160 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:10,743 Oh, there you are. Where'd you go? 161 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:14,112 Doesn't matter. Don't answer it. There we are. 162 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,951 Drink your milkshakes before they melt. [giggles] 163 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:23,117 ♪ Yeah, climb a rainbow with me ♪ 164 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:27,383 Broken objective lens and shattered eyepiece. 165 00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:32,884 I could, perhaps, fix the telescope... 166 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:36,465 just as soon as we've halted the eldritch terrors 167 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:38,722 and not died unspeakable deaths. 168 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:45,186 I'm sorry, Cousin, but I feel as if we are living under the Sword of Damocles. 169 00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:47,359 Truthfully, I admire your ability 170 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,478 to compartmentalize your life expertly, but I'm-- 171 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:50,775 Not so expertly. 172 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,861 Nick transferred to Baxter High. [scoffs] 173 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:54,824 Hmm. 174 00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:58,949 Gives Don Juan a run for his money, young Nicholas does. 175 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:02,292 Yeah, then there's that earthquake earlier today. 176 00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:05,624 -What earthquake? -Didn't you feel it? 177 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:16,468 [giggling] 178 00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:17,640 [giggling stops] 179 00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:26,886 [giggling] 180 00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:35,613 [door creaks open] 181 00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:44,035 -[screeching] -[screams] 182 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:48,832 [gasping] 183 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,170 [spluttering] There was a creature right there. 184 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:55,091 No, you didn't see a creature, Theo. You saw a hobgoblin. 185 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:57,759 [sighs] You... 186 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,048 You saw one of my friends. 187 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,394 You can come out now. 188 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:07,814 -[gasps] -Uh... 189 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:11,151 Theo... Theo, this is Moth. 190 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:12,402 Um... 191 00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:14,862 [shakily] Hi. 192 00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:16,152 You said he'd be asleep. 193 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,525 He usually is. 194 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:20,570 -Robin, what the hell is going on? -Theo, I can explain. 195 00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:28,907 -What the hell, Moth? -Relax, Puck. 196 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,625 You taught me that trick, remember? Now come on. 197 00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:00,946 [crashing, rumbling] 198 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,530 Ambrose, was that you? 199 00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:08,543 [Ambrose grunting] 200 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:13,671 There was a rumbling and an eruption as that burst through the ground. 201 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,091 Cousin, why does that figure look so familiar? 202 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,799 Because you've seen it before in Hell. 203 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:22,261 Ambrose, between the stalagmites I told you about and now this, 204 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,720 could this be another eldritch terror attacking? 205 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,684 No, it doesn't... it doesn't feel like that. 206 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:30,350 This feels almost... 207 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,016 geological, 208 00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:35,023 tectonic, perhaps elemental. 209 00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:40,315 Or could this be the infernal invasion that Hell has so often threatened us with? 210 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,609 No. Sabrina would have told me. 211 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,367 [electricity crackling] 212 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:49,582 What can this mean? 213 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,332 Perhaps it's a declaration of war. 214 00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,504 The witches have turned to Hecate. 215 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,713 It's a sign, Beelzebub. 216 00:13:57,461 --> 00:14:00,211 But maybe I should go to the mortal realm and check in on everyone. 217 00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:01,127 No. 218 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,014 I have a better idea. 219 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,063 -[wind blows] -[gasps] 220 00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:16,654 Prudence? What's going on? 221 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:19,360 Weird Sister, you are needed for a special mission 222 00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:20,941 related to the eldritch terrors. 223 00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:23,953 Right now? But I have to go to school. 224 00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:26,316 No, you're not going to school today. 225 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,736 You are going to Hell on Earth. 226 00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:32,158 [bell on door rings] 227 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,706 -[flies buzzing] -[Roz gagging] Ew! 228 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,670 Oh! [coughs] 229 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,051 What is that smell? 230 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,887 Uh, I believe it's coming from that. 231 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,426 My father's corpse. 232 00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:58,193 Oh my God. 233 00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:02,318 Wait. 234 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:04,856 Are those... 235 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,568 Judith. 236 00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:08,489 Judas? 237 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:22,495 [telephone ringing] 238 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:23,798 Spellman Sisters' Mortuary? 239 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,550 Brina, uh... 240 00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:28,297 there was an earthquake, 241 00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:31,095 and then goat demon rock came out of the ground. 242 00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:35,015 -What the hell should I do? -Nothing. Just don't touch it. 243 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,940 Um, Ambrose and I are on our way. 244 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:39,941 -It happened at Harvey's house too. -We need to get on this. 245 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:43,782 These may only be precursors to a much larger eruption. 246 00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:45,609 [rumbling] 247 00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:46,744 Oh no. 248 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,659 Oh, for the love of LaVey! 249 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,946 It's getting worse by the second. 250 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:05,594 [Marie] Chérie, it is Marie. 251 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:08,183 Come to the observatory at once. There is something you must see. 252 00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:09,088 What is it? 253 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,890 It's Mambo Marie. We have to get to the Academy now. 254 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,142 What does it mean? 255 00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:25,444 It means the infernal realm is pushing into the mortal realm or vice versa. 256 00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:29,567 Of course this makes perfect sense now. The earthquakes, the tremors... 257 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,115 I know what you're gonna say. 258 00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:34,278 That somehow I'm responsible for what's happening. 259 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,538 No, not just you. 260 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,709 You and your infernal twin are responsible. 261 00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:38,958 I told you this would happen. 262 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:41,629 Two Sabrinas should not, could not exist simultaneously. 263 00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:44,959 On top of which you met. Despite my previous warnings, you met. 264 00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:48,295 And now the Earth and Hell are falling into each other. 265 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,302 But why? 266 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:52,263 Probably to crush one or both of you and obliterate this anomaly. 267 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:53,894 And no. Before you ask, 268 00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:57,021 no, we cannot keep this from the aunties and deal with this ourselves. 269 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,929 -There are two realms at stake-- -Ambrose. 270 00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:00,137 Mm-hmm? 271 00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:01,147 I understand... 272 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:03,765 and you're right, 273 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:07,072 but I wanna be the one to tell the aunties. 274 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:07,991 It's my secret. 275 00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:10,985 I've been the one keeping it. I should be the one to tell them. 276 00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:15,701 So, you're saying you're going to own up to everything you've done? 277 00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:20,254 -Mm-hmm. -Actually take responsibility for it? 278 00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:25,669 And who knows? Maybe Aunt Zee will be less mad if the news comes from me. 279 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:26,593 [chuckles] 280 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:31,426 Aunt Zelda? There's something I need to tell you, 281 00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:34,138 but we should probably call Aunt Hilda first. 282 00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:39,595 So, it's true? 283 00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:43,306 Morningstars, would you please clear the room? 284 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,935 Hilda and I would like a word alone with our niece. 285 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:46,943 Of course. 286 00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:50,399 I'd love to learn more about my former home. 287 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,776 I'm told it's a temple for Hecate now. 288 00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:56,203 Certainly feel the softer, more feminine energies. 289 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,000 Good luck. 290 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,128 [sighs, chuckles] 291 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,711 Ironically, I was literally coming to tell you the truth. 292 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:13,217 I've already heard the truth from Lucifer, who unbelievably lies less than you do. 293 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:16,850 The fact that there are two of us has saved the coven on multiple occasions. 294 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:20,269 How many times have I been talking to her but thinking that I was talking to you? 295 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,309 [splutters] 296 00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,061 And don't tell me that it hasn't happened. 297 00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:25,563 Escape to Witch Mountain isn't the only Disney movie I've seen. 298 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,896 I'm extremely familiar with The Parent Trap as well. 299 00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:29,441 Oh, loved that growing up. 300 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:32,025 Just once, when we were having a dance party. 301 00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:34,281 Who else knew? 302 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,573 Besides the entirety of Hell? Who else in this realm? 303 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,117 Aunt Zee, please. 304 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,580 I don't wanna lie to you. 305 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,910 Oh, I think it's a bit late for that, my love. Isn't it? 306 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,170 But I also don't wanna get anyone else in trouble. 307 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,379 Ambrose. 308 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:49,088 Ambrose Spellman, you come here right this instant. 309 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:53,547 You knew? You knew the entire time, and you didn't say a word? 310 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:54,882 Aunties, please. 311 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,797 The only reason Ambrose kept it a secret was because I made him. 312 00:18:57,886 --> 00:19:01,846 Oh, you made him. A 16-year-old girl forced a 134-year-old man to lie. 313 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:04,392 Is that what happened, Ambrose? Did Sabrina bully you? 314 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:05,386 Uh... 315 00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:10,862 [Theo] I had the most bizarre dream last night. 316 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:14,741 You were in it, and then some weirdo girl, like, climbed out from under the bed. 317 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,527 [Robin] That wasn't a dream, Theo. 318 00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:21,874 One of my old friends from before I was with the pagans 319 00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,502 came and visited last night. 320 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:25,998 Is this one of your hobgoblin friends? 321 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,381 Um... 322 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:31,749 What did she want? 323 00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:37,299 Hobgoblins, fay folk, fairy folk, 324 00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:40,514 we feel things that others can't. 325 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:44,305 And according to Moth, there's some really bad stuff coming. 326 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:47,272 Probably connected to the eldritch terrors. 327 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,317 Anyway, the hobgoblins are leaving the mortal realm 328 00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:52,978 for the fay realm for good... 329 00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:55,781 and they want me to come with them. 330 00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,777 Wait. Wait. Does... 331 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,330 Does that mean you're leaving? 332 00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:02,238 Maybe. 333 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,874 And maybe you should come with me. 334 00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:10,537 Thar she blows. 335 00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:14,919 Hecate, the Triple Goddess, I've never quite understood her appeal. 336 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,879 Three women at the same time? 337 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,393 There is something intriguing about that, Lord Lucifer. 338 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,849 -[chuckles] -Can it with the casual misogyny. 339 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,848 Show some respect. 340 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:25,852 Mm. 341 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,057 [Nick] Sabrina, there you are. 342 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,309 -Lucifer. -Nicholas. 343 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:33,647 What a nice surprise. 344 00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:35,647 Screw you. Hey. 345 00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:38,993 Nick, why are you dressed like a Baxter High jock? 346 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,701 'Cause I was there looking for you. 347 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:44,828 Why are you wearing a red headband and hanging out with these tools? 348 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,540 -What did you call us? -[casts spell in Latin] 349 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,250 Nick, before you say anything else-- 350 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:53,712 No, before you say anything else, I need you to hear me, okay? 351 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,879 I'm crazy about you, Spellman. 352 00:20:57,589 --> 00:21:00,299 But if you tell me that it's over, 353 00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:04,805 if you tell me that there's no hope for us getting back together, 354 00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:07,638 then I... I will... I will leave you alone. 355 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:12,557 But if there's even a chance, even a one percent chance 356 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:15,356 that you might one day forgive me and wanna be with me, 357 00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:18,435 then I'll wait. 358 00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:21,744 So just tell me, Spellman. 359 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,282 Is it over? 360 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,035 Or is there even a tiny chance... 361 00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:30,501 that I can undo the biggest mistake of my life? 362 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:37,629 Nick, I'm not who you think I am. 363 00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:42,218 I'm the other Sabrina you're gonna find out about pretty soon. 364 00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:46,472 But I think there's definitely a one percent chance she'll take you back. 365 00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:49,520 Now, if you'll excuse me, 366 00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:52,475 I think Aunt Zee's probably done berating Sabrina by now. 367 00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:04,696 [flies buzzing] 368 00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:13,173 Well, Judith and Judas are quite comfortable in a sealed bedroom. 369 00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:17,787 Now you're going to tell us everything you know about the eldritch terrors. 370 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,338 And in return, we shall reacquaint your head 371 00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:22,172 with your rotting meat sack. 372 00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:23,627 I have no use for my body, 373 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:26,797 and you won't need yours either once the remaining terrors arrive. 374 00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:29,347 They'll feast on your flesh. 375 00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:32,392 Somehow we thought you'd say that. 376 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:41,693 And now you forget, girls, I bear the Mark of Cain. 377 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,324 I cannot be killed. 378 00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:44,363 Quite right. 379 00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:46,321 You cannot be killed, 380 00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:48,828 but you can still feel pain, can you not? 381 00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:49,739 [Faustus gasps] 382 00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:53,076 Like when people say they can still feel missing phantom limbs. 383 00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:55,294 Hmm. 384 00:22:57,459 --> 00:22:58,499 No. 385 00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:00,246 [grunting] 386 00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:04,758 Excellent. Excellent. 387 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:08,474 We'll have some fun with this now, won't we, Father? 388 00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:11,389 And you'll tell us all about your good friends... 389 00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:15,143 the eldritch terrors. 390 00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:17,104 [Faustus grunting] 391 00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:21,108 [panting] 392 00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:24,692 -Oh, I should probably go to school. -Mm-hmm. 393 00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:25,608 [Roz] Yeah. 394 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:28,492 [door opens] 395 00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:32,239 [door closes] 396 00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:36,832 All right then. 397 00:23:37,707 --> 00:23:39,877 Now that we've all calmed down... 398 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,090 We know the problem. 399 00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:43,049 The existence of two Sabrinas has caused a... 400 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:44,300 [Ambrose] A paradox. 401 00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:48,391 ...catastrophic anomaly forcing our realms to crash into each other. 402 00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:51,264 -But why? -Don't you see? 403 00:23:51,346 --> 00:23:53,466 Chaos begets chaos. 404 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,427 A chain reaction has begun that won't stop 405 00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:57,727 until the realms are wholly crushing each other. 406 00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:01,611 What if we killed a Sabrina? 407 00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:04,782 If one of us did die, 408 00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:06,744 would that fix things? 409 00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:07,700 Not necessarily. 410 00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:11,159 The mortal and infernal realms are attracting each other. 411 00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:14,493 It wouldn't be enough to just stop them. You'd... 412 00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:17,248 We need to push them away from each other. 413 00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:19,374 [Nick] I've got a crazy idea. 414 00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:23,093 Even crazier than two Sabrinas. 415 00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:26,050 Mr. Scratch, how long have you been lurking there? 416 00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:28,591 Long enough to tell you that no one's killing any Sabrina. 417 00:24:28,675 --> 00:24:30,385 What's your crazy idea, warlock? 418 00:24:30,468 --> 00:24:32,638 I'll talk in small words so you can understand me. 419 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,805 Do you know what happens when two magnets are close to each other? 420 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:38,601 Depending on the polarity, they'll attract or repel each other. 421 00:24:38,685 --> 00:24:41,095 Exactly. The mortal realm has a magnetic field. 422 00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:42,728 So does the infernal one. 423 00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:44,857 Opposites attract. 424 00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:49,065 But if we could reverse the realms' polarities, 425 00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:51,355 maybe they'd repel each other. 426 00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:52,408 [Ambrose] Hmm. 427 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,406 But how do we do that? 428 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:56,334 That's easy. 429 00:24:58,705 --> 00:24:59,955 We Parent Trap the realms. 430 00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:08,513 Order of Hecate, you stand at the epicenter of Hell. 431 00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:12,677 Morningstars, you stand at the epicenter of the mortal realm. 432 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:15,098 Now summon your opposing energies. 433 00:25:17,807 --> 00:25:21,267 We call upon you, Maiden, Mother, and Crone, 434 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:25,976 imbue your dark power into this infernal throne. 435 00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:30,696 We call upon Hell and its most unholy hordes. 436 00:25:31,112 --> 00:25:35,492 I gift this realm my power, the darkest of the dark lords. 437 00:25:39,913 --> 00:25:41,923 [casting spell in Latin] 438 00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:54,682 [Zelda] The realms' energies are aligning. 439 00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:59,062 It is working, but the realms are so enmeshed. 440 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:01,020 It is like... 441 00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:01,941 Conjoined twins. 442 00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:06,226 We may succeed in separating them, but we could destroy both in the process. 443 00:26:06,314 --> 00:26:08,534 Stop. Stop the invocation. 444 00:26:08,608 --> 00:26:10,608 Stop the invocation immediately! 445 00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:14,449 We must regroup and think of something else. 446 00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:17,366 [soft music playing] 447 00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:19,370 I've been thinking, Robin. 448 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:21,620 Um... 449 00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:24,538 I can't go to the fay realm with you. 450 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:29,247 I can't leave my dad, and my friends, and school. 451 00:26:29,337 --> 00:26:31,877 Theo, you won't be safe here. 452 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:37,302 I've never run away from a fight in my life. 453 00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:40,603 Okay. 454 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:08,674 Then I'm not going either. 455 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:13,214 ♪ So baby, baby, baby Can you hear the drumroll? ♪ 456 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:19,008 ♪ 'Cause happy is the hollow Of a mortal soul ♪ 457 00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:28,404 [pattering] 458 00:27:29,272 --> 00:27:31,982 What? Is... is it raining? 459 00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:34,816 Sounds like it's pouring cats and dogs. 460 00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:36,823 That's not rain, Hilda. That's hail. 461 00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:39,409 Perfect. Now it's hailing. 462 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:41,201 It's not hail, Directrix Spellman. 463 00:27:41,951 --> 00:27:42,951 Behold. 464 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:47,463 -Those are pearls. -[Hilda] Hmm? 465 00:27:47,874 --> 00:27:48,754 It's raining pearls. 466 00:27:50,877 --> 00:27:51,747 How can that be? 467 00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:52,956 The Pearly Gates. 468 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:55,923 Merciful Merlin! 469 00:27:56,299 --> 00:27:59,339 Heaven, the celestial realm, is being dragged into this mess 470 00:27:59,427 --> 00:28:00,637 and falling on top of us. 471 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,180 Which means that the False God 472 00:28:02,263 --> 00:28:05,563 will be sticking his nose into our affairs sooner rather than later. 473 00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:07,521 I despise when he does that. 474 00:28:07,602 --> 00:28:11,482 [ethereal voice] And yet all you do is give him cause, bringer of light. 475 00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:12,524 [thunder crashes] 476 00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:21,197 And, uh, who... who might you be, friend? 477 00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:23,276 An eldritch terror perhaps? 478 00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:24,198 [Lucifer] No. 479 00:28:24,577 --> 00:28:25,907 They are an angel 480 00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:28,501 of the highest celestial order... 481 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:31,746 as close to the False God as I once was. 482 00:28:32,168 --> 00:28:34,918 I am Metatron, born Enoch. 483 00:28:35,004 --> 00:28:36,804 I represent order. 484 00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:40,141 There is an unprecedented amount of chaos in this cosmos. 485 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,640 Left to your own devices, there would only be more. 486 00:28:44,597 --> 00:28:46,517 So I come to you with a solution, 487 00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:49,185 a method to restore order. 488 00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:54,070 For the cosmos to survive, 489 00:28:55,024 --> 00:28:56,824 one Sabrina must die. 490 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:00,860 Which Sabrina? 491 00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:02,201 Either. 492 00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:05,032 They both contain the same number of molecules. 493 00:29:05,535 --> 00:29:06,365 Choose one. 494 00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:08,293 That's ridiculous. We couldn't possibly choose. 495 00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:10,461 -We can't choose one, obviously. -No, that doesn't... 496 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:11,420 [all clamoring] 497 00:29:11,499 --> 00:29:12,499 [Metatron] Silence! 498 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:13,594 Sorry. 499 00:29:14,335 --> 00:29:17,835 There is yet one other solution. 500 00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:21,264 The two Sabrinas can merge into one 501 00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:24,798 so that only one single entity remains. 502 00:29:27,682 --> 00:29:28,562 Merge? 503 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:31,101 What do they mean, "merge"? 504 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:32,983 Two cells fusing. 505 00:29:33,062 --> 00:29:34,692 Surely... surely, there are risks to this? 506 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,823 The risks are inconsequential. 507 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,860 They have two distinct souls. 508 00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:39,993 If you combine them, 509 00:29:40,069 --> 00:29:42,699 won't one absorb the other like twins in the womb? 510 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:45,581 And what if only one's memory survives? 511 00:29:45,658 --> 00:29:46,658 Or neither's does? 512 00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:48,043 Are those our only options? 513 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,620 Death or a merge? 514 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,210 Correct. 515 00:29:56,544 --> 00:29:57,674 [Sabrina] Maybe... 516 00:29:58,296 --> 00:30:00,466 Maybe merging is not so bad. 517 00:30:00,548 --> 00:30:03,178 Who would we even be? Would we be either of us? 518 00:30:03,259 --> 00:30:05,469 Maybe it'll be like how it was before there were two of us. 519 00:30:05,887 --> 00:30:07,347 And the realms will be preserved. 520 00:30:07,847 --> 00:30:09,467 And no one would die because of us. 521 00:30:10,558 --> 00:30:13,268 You know, in some way, it'll be like we're together forever. 522 00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:16,018 And what happens now? 523 00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:18,605 [sighs] Okay. 524 00:30:18,691 --> 00:30:20,241 I think we go in there, 525 00:30:20,318 --> 00:30:22,818 and we tell Metatron that we'll agree to the merge. 526 00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:26,196 But first, we need some time... to wrap things up. 527 00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:28,953 I've been spending all these months in Hell. 528 00:30:29,577 --> 00:30:34,997 If you don't mind, I'd love to spend some time with your... or our friends. 529 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:38,127 Yeah, totally. Will you tell them what's happening? 530 00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:40,462 I don't think so. 531 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:43,506 I want a day that's just fun, 532 00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:46,342 that's not tragic. 533 00:30:46,427 --> 00:30:49,677 [chuckles] I don't even know what I'd do with my last day. 534 00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:53,888 I have an idea, but first, I've gotta tell you 535 00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:57,977 about this fascinating conversation I had earlier with Nick. 536 00:31:03,611 --> 00:31:05,321 We have an announcement to make. 537 00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:08,777 This mess is our fault. 538 00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:11,913 We won't be responsible for countless deaths 539 00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:13,365 of witches, mortals, and infernals. 540 00:31:13,454 --> 00:31:16,464 -So we're going to do it. -We're gonna merge. 541 00:31:17,458 --> 00:31:18,878 S-Sabrinas, 542 00:31:19,919 --> 00:31:20,749 are you sure? 543 00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:22,087 I am, Auntie. 544 00:31:22,171 --> 00:31:24,261 We're taking responsibility for our actions. 545 00:31:25,008 --> 00:31:26,508 No, I don't support this. 546 00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:28,930 No, there's... there's... there's another way. 547 00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:32,144 There's... there's always another way, right? 548 00:31:33,349 --> 00:31:36,519 Ambrose, will you fix that telescope and give it to Roz? 549 00:31:37,770 --> 00:31:40,650 That telescope will be the alpha and omega of my legacy at Baxter High. 550 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,732 Yeah, of... of course, Cousin. 551 00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:47,862 Another final request, Metatron. 552 00:31:50,366 --> 00:31:52,406 We want one last day as ourselves 553 00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:54,911 to enjoy it as we see fit. 554 00:31:58,541 --> 00:32:00,041 You have six hours. 555 00:32:05,798 --> 00:32:07,798 [humming] 556 00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:15,557 -[knocking on door] -[Adam cries] 557 00:32:15,642 --> 00:32:16,522 You may enter. 558 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:20,610 What is it now, Hilda? 559 00:32:20,688 --> 00:32:22,688 Oh, well, I just, um... 560 00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:26,818 I, um... I finally got a chance to come down and tell you. 561 00:32:27,570 --> 00:32:28,450 Um... 562 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:30,660 -He's here. -Who's here? 563 00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:32,865 -Who? -Lucifer. 564 00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:36,617 He's at the Academy. I just thought you would wanna know. 565 00:32:39,582 --> 00:32:41,002 Right. Um... 566 00:32:41,084 --> 00:32:45,634 So, shall we pack up a few things, and we'll get you out of here before-- 567 00:32:45,713 --> 00:32:47,383 -No. -No? 568 00:32:49,425 --> 00:32:51,295 I can't keep running, Hilda. 569 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:54,810 I must face him, talk to him. 570 00:32:56,432 --> 00:32:57,312 Here. 571 00:32:58,518 --> 00:32:59,388 Take Adam. 572 00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:00,347 Hide him. 573 00:33:00,436 --> 00:33:02,306 -Okay. -Keep him safe. 574 00:33:04,273 --> 00:33:06,283 And send His Lordship in, will you? 575 00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:09,820 -Are you really sure? -Yes. 576 00:33:24,168 --> 00:33:26,878 So this is where you've been keeping yourself, Lilith. 577 00:33:27,338 --> 00:33:28,458 A temple of Hecate. 578 00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:32,888 Oh, she was the goddess of witches, and I was the first witch. 579 00:33:33,219 --> 00:33:35,969 And our newly born son? Where is he? 580 00:33:36,055 --> 00:33:37,965 Spirited away where you'll never find him. 581 00:33:38,057 --> 00:33:38,977 Lilith, 582 00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:41,136 this is not a fairy tale. 583 00:33:41,227 --> 00:33:44,357 When I leave this realm, I will be taking my son. 584 00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:48,484 Caliban sent two kings to kill me. 585 00:33:49,485 --> 00:33:50,565 Didn't you, Caliban? 586 00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:52,606 The wench lies. 587 00:33:52,989 --> 00:33:54,069 I couldn't care less... 588 00:33:54,949 --> 00:33:56,119 about you. 589 00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:59,621 I promised you death should you betray me. 590 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:03,084 I should kill you now. But I won't make you a martyr to our son. 591 00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:05,462 A son needs his mother. 592 00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:08,053 [chuckles] How absurd you are! 593 00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:11,133 As Romulus and Remus suckled on the teat of a wolf, 594 00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:14,965 so our son shall suckle on the teat of a hellhound. 595 00:34:15,344 --> 00:34:16,974 Toughen him up and all that. 596 00:34:17,054 --> 00:34:19,474 And he'll have his father to teach him how to be king. 597 00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:20,637 Retrieve him. 598 00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:23,135 Make sure he's ready for his trip to Pandemonium. 599 00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:26,560 You have six last hours to spend with Adam. 600 00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:28,824 Enjoy them. 601 00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:35,447 [door slams shut] 602 00:34:39,535 --> 00:34:40,695 [bell ringing] 603 00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:42,367 [Sabrina Morningstar] Guys, crazy idea. 604 00:34:42,455 --> 00:34:46,575 What if we play hooky today? 605 00:34:47,293 --> 00:34:50,133 -Don't you play hooky basically every day? -That is fair. 606 00:34:50,213 --> 00:34:52,173 But not with you guys. 607 00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:55,799 And today's kind of important. 608 00:34:56,844 --> 00:34:58,144 What'd you have in mind? 609 00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:00,968 Something I've never done with you guys before. 610 00:35:01,557 --> 00:35:04,687 [Nick] So, Spellman, why did you want me to meet you here? 611 00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:10,112 Nick. 612 00:35:11,526 --> 00:35:14,816 Knowing that I might not be myself for much longer, 613 00:35:15,863 --> 00:35:18,323 there's a few things I need to say to you before it's too late. 614 00:35:21,077 --> 00:35:23,577 Even after everything that's happened between us... 615 00:35:25,748 --> 00:35:26,578 I miss you... 616 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,090 so much. 617 00:35:29,168 --> 00:35:33,298 And I heard what you said to me. Well, to me and the other me. You... 618 00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:35,170 You know what I mean. 619 00:35:35,258 --> 00:35:37,928 And when I search my heart... 620 00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:42,473 that one percent chance you were talking about? 621 00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:46,640 It's now. 622 00:35:48,145 --> 00:35:50,145 ["Total Eclipse of the Heart" playing] 623 00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:57,408 ♪ Turn around ♪ 624 00:35:57,488 --> 00:36:00,408 ♪ Every now and then I get a little bit lonely ♪ 625 00:36:00,491 --> 00:36:02,701 ♪ And you're never coming 'round ♪ 626 00:36:02,785 --> 00:36:04,655 ♪ Turn around ♪ 627 00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:08,115 ♪ Every now and then I get a little bit tired ♪ 628 00:36:08,207 --> 00:36:10,167 ♪ Of listening to the sound of my tears ♪ 629 00:36:10,251 --> 00:36:12,251 ♪ Turn around ♪ 630 00:36:12,336 --> 00:36:15,336 [Sabrina Morningstar] ♪ Every now and then I get a little bit nervous ♪ 631 00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:17,633 ♪ That the best Of all the years have gone by ♪ 632 00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:19,427 [Harvey] ♪ Turn around ♪ 633 00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:22,850 [Sabrina Morningstar] ♪ Every now and then I get a little bit terrified ♪ 634 00:36:22,930 --> 00:36:25,140 ♪ And then I see the look in your eyes ♪ 635 00:36:25,224 --> 00:36:28,734 ♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪ 636 00:36:28,811 --> 00:36:34,191 -♪ Every now and then, I fall apart ♪ -♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪ 637 00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:37,395 ♪ Every now and then, I fall apart ♪ 638 00:36:37,486 --> 00:36:40,776 ♪ And I need you now tonight ♪ 639 00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:44,485 ♪ And I need you more than ever ♪ 640 00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:47,907 ♪ And if you only hold me tight ♪ 641 00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:51,541 ♪ We'll be holding on forever ♪ 642 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:55,423 ♪ And we'll only be making it right ♪ 643 00:36:55,963 --> 00:36:57,723 ♪ 'Cause we'll never be wrong ♪ 644 00:36:58,090 --> 00:37:01,590 ♪Together we can take it To the end of the line ♪ 645 00:37:01,677 --> 00:37:05,767 ♪ Your love is like A shadow on me all of the time ♪ 646 00:37:05,848 --> 00:37:07,428 ♪ All of the time ♪ 647 00:37:07,516 --> 00:37:11,056 [Harvey] ♪ I don't know what to do And I'm always in the dark ♪ 648 00:37:11,145 --> 00:37:15,265 ♪ We're living in a powder keg And giving off sparks ♪ 649 00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:17,438 [Sabrina Morningstar] ♪ I really need you tonight ♪ 650 00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:24,276 ♪ Forever's gonna start tonight ♪ 651 00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:27,747 ♪ Once upon a time I was falling in love ♪ 652 00:37:27,828 --> 00:37:30,748 ♪ Now I'm only falling apart ♪ 653 00:37:33,167 --> 00:37:34,877 ♪ There's nothing I can do ♪ 654 00:37:42,301 --> 00:37:46,811 ♪ A total eclipse of the heart ♪ 655 00:37:46,889 --> 00:37:47,929 [song ends] 656 00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:52,765 Don't worry, little Adam. 657 00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:55,396 -[Adam coos] -Oh. 658 00:37:55,731 --> 00:37:56,691 It'll be all right. 659 00:37:59,652 --> 00:38:00,952 He'll never have you. 660 00:38:03,155 --> 00:38:03,985 Never. 661 00:38:06,075 --> 00:38:07,485 No matter what it takes. 662 00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:23,126 What the hell? 663 00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:25,591 -You're ruining his life. -Whose? 664 00:38:25,678 --> 00:38:26,758 Robin's. 665 00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:29,968 He's one of us. He belongs with us. 666 00:38:30,057 --> 00:38:32,637 He's as fast as lightning and can run on freaking rainbows. 667 00:38:33,060 --> 00:38:36,360 He'll live for thousands of years, but not if he stays with you. 668 00:38:37,773 --> 00:38:39,733 Every day spent in this doomed realm, 669 00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:42,277 cut off from the faykind, he gets a little weaker. 670 00:38:42,653 --> 00:38:44,783 Eventually, he won't be a hobgoblin at all. 671 00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:48,412 Everything that makes him special will be gone. 672 00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:51,196 Let him go, mortal... 673 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:53,160 for his sake. 674 00:38:59,128 --> 00:39:01,418 [sighs] And voilà! 675 00:39:03,132 --> 00:39:04,382 Good as new, that. 676 00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:07,724 [chuckles] 677 00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:14,021 Oh no. 678 00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:20,688 No, no, no, no, no, no. No. No. 679 00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:27,316 We're supposed to rule Hell together. 680 00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:30,413 What will happen to us now? 681 00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:33,502 [sighs] If I don't come back the same, 682 00:39:33,579 --> 00:39:36,459 I guess you'll have to torture all those souls without me. 683 00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:39,093 [chuckles] That was a joke. 684 00:39:41,670 --> 00:39:44,340 Thank you for loving me. 685 00:39:44,423 --> 00:39:45,553 Once was not enough. 686 00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:49,392 Come back to me, Spellman. 687 00:39:55,101 --> 00:39:56,441 [Metatron] Enough chaos. 688 00:39:57,269 --> 00:39:58,849 Let the merge begin. 689 00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:05,528 Sabrinas, close your eyes 690 00:40:06,195 --> 00:40:10,155 and invite the darkness of space into yourselves. 691 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:13,701 Imagine yourselves floating, weightless. 692 00:40:13,786 --> 00:40:17,826 Empty yourselves of your troubles, your identities, 693 00:40:18,457 --> 00:40:19,667 your souls. 694 00:40:20,209 --> 00:40:22,959 Let yourselves go. 695 00:40:23,045 --> 00:40:26,915 Release and surrender to my voice. 696 00:40:27,007 --> 00:40:31,427 I will transform and transmute you into one. 697 00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:32,512 Stop! 698 00:40:33,055 --> 00:40:34,265 Stop the ritual! 699 00:40:34,348 --> 00:40:35,598 Ambrose, what is it? 700 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:38,807 Aunt Zelda, it is much bigger than we could have ever imagined. 701 00:40:39,353 --> 00:40:42,983 Everything we've experienced is a mere prelude to our annihilation. 702 00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:47,985 There are three new realms approaching... on a collision course with our own. 703 00:40:48,070 --> 00:40:50,700 Sorry. It's, what, three new realms? How's that... What? 704 00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:53,241 They are the next eldritch terror, 705 00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:56,414 bearing down upon us, causing these tremors, 706 00:40:56,495 --> 00:40:57,865 promising our extinction. 707 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:01,707 They are horrors from the stars, 708 00:41:02,334 --> 00:41:03,254 the Cosmic... 709 00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:06,415 which is why it is strange 710 00:41:06,505 --> 00:41:09,715 that our celestial friend here did not know about it. 711 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:12,224 Unless they did. 712 00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:15,474 They just chose not to share it with us. 713 00:41:17,933 --> 00:41:21,903 Had you known of the duplicate cosmos, there was an 83% chance 714 00:41:21,979 --> 00:41:24,439 you would have tried to preserve both Sabrinas' lives. 715 00:41:24,523 --> 00:41:26,033 -Damn straight. -And yet, 716 00:41:26,108 --> 00:41:29,398 the probability of those efforts being successful 717 00:41:30,112 --> 00:41:31,662 would be approaching zero. 718 00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:34,366 You would only have birthed more chaos. 719 00:41:35,284 --> 00:41:36,794 The merge must proceed, 720 00:41:37,786 --> 00:41:41,616 or the rogue cosmos will destroy three realms. 721 00:41:41,707 --> 00:41:42,917 Oh, wait a second. 722 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,790 What's the probability of the merge succeeding? 723 00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:47,759 Fifty-six percent. 724 00:41:47,838 --> 00:41:48,878 Those are terrible odds. 725 00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:51,007 What was your backup plan? 726 00:41:51,550 --> 00:41:54,090 One or both Sabrinas must die. 727 00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:57,886 -Step away from my niece. -And my daughter. 728 00:41:57,973 --> 00:41:59,813 Don't even think about it. 729 00:42:00,309 --> 00:42:03,229 It is statistically the only way. 730 00:42:03,312 --> 00:42:04,692 Order must be restored! 731 00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:06,612 No! Sibling, stop! 732 00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:10,526 You forget. We are both celestials. Do not force my hand. 733 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:17,241 There will be order at all costs. 734 00:42:17,743 --> 00:42:19,833 Then you leave me no choice. 735 00:42:29,713 --> 00:42:32,133 Or... der. 736 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:33,630 [grunts] 737 00:42:35,511 --> 00:42:36,601 [Lucifer sighs] 738 00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:37,599 [sighs] 739 00:42:39,306 --> 00:42:41,386 [swallows, sighs] 740 00:42:41,892 --> 00:42:44,312 [sighs] Well, did the merge work? 741 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:51,149 Behold, the latest eldritch terror, the Cosmic, 742 00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:54,565 as foretold by Harvey Kinkle's sketch. 743 00:42:55,614 --> 00:42:59,834 There are three duplicate realms approaching our own. 744 00:43:00,619 --> 00:43:02,959 The infernal, the mortal, the celestial. 745 00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:06,961 The existence of two Sabrinas in our cosmos has... 746 00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:10,212 brought about the existence of a parallel cosmos 747 00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:14,796 that is hurtling towards ours, being pulled towards ours by the Sabrinas. 748 00:43:15,217 --> 00:43:17,387 However, I do have a simple idea 749 00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:21,635 as to how we might stop this other cosmos from crashing into our own. 750 00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:25,686 We could possibly avert this deadly impact 751 00:43:25,769 --> 00:43:29,729 and cause the eldritch cosmos to dissipate 752 00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:35,276 by sending one Sabrina from our Earth to the other Earth. 753 00:43:35,821 --> 00:43:37,321 Like an offering 754 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:39,580 or a sacrifice. 755 00:43:40,909 --> 00:43:44,249 Sabrina Morningstar must go. She's clearly the lesser Sabrina. 756 00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:46,620 -Oh, Auntie, that's not true. -Sabrina Spellman is correct. 757 00:43:46,707 --> 00:43:48,457 -She is by far the lesser Sabrina. -But, Dad-- 758 00:43:48,542 --> 00:43:50,502 -Excuse me? -Come on. Stop. 759 00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:53,085 We are both equally responsible for this. 760 00:43:53,172 --> 00:43:54,262 Yeah, exactly. 761 00:43:54,965 --> 00:43:58,085 So we'll decide who goes, fair and square. 762 00:43:59,803 --> 00:44:02,813 Sabrina Spellman and Morningstar have decided upon their preferred method 763 00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:03,850 of decision making. 764 00:44:04,975 --> 00:44:07,935 Rock, paper, scissors. 765 00:44:09,355 --> 00:44:10,185 On three. 766 00:44:13,192 --> 00:44:14,692 -One. -Two. 767 00:44:15,277 --> 00:44:16,107 Three. 768 00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:18,698 Spellman wins. 769 00:44:18,781 --> 00:44:19,781 Morningstar must go. 770 00:44:22,785 --> 00:44:24,325 No. I refuse. 771 00:44:24,411 --> 00:44:26,161 The child, my child, stays with me. 772 00:44:26,246 --> 00:44:28,576 Dad, please. Stop. 773 00:44:29,291 --> 00:44:31,001 You always said you wanted me to bring honor 774 00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:32,745 to the House of Morningstar. 775 00:44:32,836 --> 00:44:35,416 What kind of queen would I be if I let all my subjects die? 776 00:44:38,884 --> 00:44:40,554 How will we get me to the other cosmos? 777 00:44:41,887 --> 00:44:42,967 A rocket? 778 00:44:43,972 --> 00:44:48,482 No, Nicholas and I, we'd open up a wormhole in a mirror, 779 00:44:48,894 --> 00:44:50,404 and you would step through it. 780 00:45:00,614 --> 00:45:01,494 Hey, babe. 781 00:45:03,242 --> 00:45:04,622 Sorry I'm late. I... 782 00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:08,461 I-- 783 00:45:08,997 --> 00:45:09,917 Theo? 784 00:45:12,251 --> 00:45:13,211 Are you okay? 785 00:45:15,921 --> 00:45:17,171 [shakily] You need to go... 786 00:45:18,507 --> 00:45:19,337 Robin... 787 00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:22,760 with the other hobgoblins. 788 00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:26,806 You need to go with them. 789 00:45:32,604 --> 00:45:34,274 [crying] You can't stay here 790 00:45:36,483 --> 00:45:40,033 and give up everything that makes you, you. 791 00:45:41,238 --> 00:45:42,358 Did something happen? 792 00:45:46,743 --> 00:45:47,873 I don't want you here. 793 00:45:49,246 --> 00:45:50,866 I don't want you here. Go. 794 00:45:53,041 --> 00:45:56,711 [wind rushing] 795 00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:08,057 I love you, Theo. 796 00:46:09,057 --> 00:46:10,557 Leave your window unlocked. 797 00:46:11,185 --> 00:46:13,685 And one night, I'll... I'll come back through it. 798 00:46:16,356 --> 00:46:17,316 I promise. 799 00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:19,779 I love you too. 800 00:46:24,406 --> 00:46:25,276 [quietly] Go. 801 00:46:26,241 --> 00:46:27,201 Please. 802 00:47:09,952 --> 00:47:11,872 Honor your promise to me, Caliban. 803 00:47:12,788 --> 00:47:13,828 I will, my lady. 804 00:47:21,713 --> 00:47:23,223 I don't even know what to say. 805 00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:25,178 Say... 806 00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:28,718 Say you'll see us soon. 807 00:47:30,097 --> 00:47:31,177 I'll see you soon. 808 00:47:38,438 --> 00:47:39,438 Ready, Cousin? 809 00:47:40,399 --> 00:47:42,149 What will the other universe be like? 810 00:47:42,776 --> 00:47:46,356 If not an exact copy, very close to our own. 811 00:47:50,826 --> 00:47:54,826 We call upon the universe, shift your paradigm. 812 00:47:55,247 --> 00:47:57,957 Split apart the fabric of space and time. 813 00:48:24,318 --> 00:48:25,398 [glass breaking] 814 00:48:28,822 --> 00:48:32,702 -[glass breaking] -[grunting, panting] 815 00:48:35,787 --> 00:48:38,037 [woman] Sabrina, is that you? 816 00:48:38,123 --> 00:48:39,253 There you are. 817 00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:41,543 Where were you? We were getting worried. 818 00:48:41,627 --> 00:48:44,627 Not me. I haven't been worried since bottomless mimosas. 819 00:48:44,713 --> 00:48:46,673 [studio audience laughs] 820 00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:48,177 [Sabrina] What happens now, Ambrose? 821 00:48:48,258 --> 00:48:49,928 We wait 822 00:48:50,969 --> 00:48:53,639 and pray that the sky stops falling on us. 823 00:48:53,722 --> 00:48:57,392 -Didn't Metatron say that the chances-- -Metatron did not know the future. 824 00:48:58,060 --> 00:49:01,560 Nor did the angel account for hope... and love. 825 00:49:08,403 --> 00:49:09,243 [Lucifer] The child, 826 00:49:10,322 --> 00:49:11,162 hand him over. 827 00:49:12,699 --> 00:49:14,079 The time has come, Lilith. 828 00:49:14,493 --> 00:49:15,453 Give me my son. 829 00:49:15,911 --> 00:49:17,411 Why don't you sit for a while, 830 00:49:18,038 --> 00:49:20,288 like you used to? Have a bite to eat. 831 00:49:20,374 --> 00:49:24,094 I've already lost one child today. I will take the other with me presently. 832 00:49:29,675 --> 00:49:30,505 Lilith? 833 00:49:31,009 --> 00:49:32,929 You once cooked me a special meal. 834 00:49:35,555 --> 00:49:36,555 My lover, Adam. 835 00:49:37,849 --> 00:49:39,519 I named our son after him. 836 00:49:39,601 --> 00:49:40,561 [exhales] 837 00:49:42,521 --> 00:49:43,561 What have you done, Lilith? 838 00:49:44,523 --> 00:49:46,233 Medea was a witch. Did you know that? 839 00:49:47,484 --> 00:49:50,204 I freed our son, and I freed myself. 840 00:49:51,113 --> 00:49:53,953 Rather he die than be raised by you. 841 00:49:55,325 --> 00:49:56,405 And as for me, 842 00:49:57,911 --> 00:49:58,751 well, 843 00:49:59,371 --> 00:50:00,211 kill me 844 00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:02,458 as promised, please. 845 00:50:05,168 --> 00:50:06,458 Do it, I beg you. 846 00:50:07,379 --> 00:50:08,879 Do it, please. I beg you. 847 00:50:13,218 --> 00:50:16,298 You will not die for this outrage, Lilith, 848 00:50:16,388 --> 00:50:17,678 but you will suffer. 849 00:50:17,764 --> 00:50:19,184 [Lilith gasping] 850 00:50:20,559 --> 00:50:26,109 -I curse you, witch, with humanity. -What? 851 00:50:26,189 --> 00:50:28,069 You are stripped of your powers 852 00:50:28,150 --> 00:50:31,570 and banished from Hell to walk on Earth the rest of your days. 853 00:50:31,653 --> 00:50:33,363 -[shouts] -You will age. 854 00:50:33,447 --> 00:50:36,407 You will grow weak as all mortals do. 855 00:50:36,491 --> 00:50:38,241 You will know strife. 856 00:50:38,326 --> 00:50:41,076 You will know sickness, disease, pain, 857 00:50:41,163 --> 00:50:43,213 but you will not die. 858 00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:44,120 [screams] 859 00:50:44,207 --> 00:50:48,417 You will writhe in grievous guilt for the choice you have made today, 860 00:50:48,503 --> 00:50:52,633 and you will wish desperately for death, for release, 861 00:50:52,716 --> 00:50:54,886 but it will never come. 862 00:50:55,427 --> 00:50:57,007 No! Wait. 863 00:50:57,971 --> 00:50:58,971 Wait! 864 00:50:59,973 --> 00:51:02,233 Wait! Wait! 865 00:51:02,309 --> 00:51:04,559 [panting] 866 00:51:09,816 --> 00:51:14,146 [sobbing] 867 00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:18,120 [wails] 868 00:51:24,039 --> 00:51:25,039 [Prudence] Father, 869 00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:29,252 we know what the next eldritch terror is. 870 00:51:30,128 --> 00:51:31,048 The Cosmic. 871 00:51:32,714 --> 00:51:33,804 Yes, child. 872 00:51:34,216 --> 00:51:36,006 So you're going to tell us how to stop it... 873 00:51:37,385 --> 00:51:38,755 or my next needle... 874 00:51:39,679 --> 00:51:41,309 goes in through your ear. 875 00:51:51,691 --> 00:51:52,691 [Nick] Sabrina. 876 00:51:57,948 --> 00:51:59,488 -You thinking about her? -Hmm. 877 00:52:13,547 --> 00:52:14,417 Oh, look. 878 00:52:15,298 --> 00:52:16,298 A falling star. 879 00:52:21,221 --> 00:52:23,931 Star light, star bright, 880 00:52:24,933 --> 00:52:26,433 The first star I see tonight, 881 00:52:26,518 --> 00:52:28,558 I wish I may, I wish I might, 882 00:52:29,396 --> 00:52:31,396 Have the wish I wish tonight. 883 00:52:32,858 --> 00:52:34,688 That Sabrina be safe. 884 00:52:37,529 --> 00:52:39,239 That we all be safe. 885 00:52:44,494 --> 00:52:46,414 [eerie music playing]