1 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:41,184 Morning, Aunties. Ambrose. 2 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:43,472 Deafening morning, you mean. 3 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,980 - Wasn't that music rather loud? - Loud enough to wake the dead. 4 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,149 Too soon for resurrection jokes? 5 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,401 - Mm-hm. - And since when do you wear black? 6 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:56,323 - Trying to be edgy, are you? - Loosen up, Aunt Zee. 7 00:03:56,694 --> 00:03:58,954 It's a new year, a new cycle. 8 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:00,490 Time to blow the cobwebs away. 9 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:02,160 On that, we can agree. 10 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:05,332 - Oh, Hilda, any calls for the mortuary? - Not a sausage. 11 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:08,961 And I checked the obits, it should be quiet here. Like the tomb. 12 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,634 Marvelous. We'll take the hearse to the Academy. 13 00:04:12,001 --> 00:04:15,171 - Oh, can I ride with you guys? - Oh, we're going tout de suite. 14 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:18,301 The High Priest would like to introduce me to the other faculty members 15 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:19,973 before First Assembly. 16 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:22,511 And isn't Baxter High back in session today? 17 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:28,599 It is, but I was thinking I should start focusing 18 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,395 on my witch studies more... 19 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:31,937 exclusively. 20 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:33,185 For a bit. 21 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,023 Are you dropping out of high school, Cousin? 22 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,938 I'm just taking a sabbatical. 23 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:40,147 - What's this about, love? - Education, Aunt Hilda. 24 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,197 At Baxter High, I study geometry. 25 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:48,332 At the Academy of Unseen Arts, I study sacred geometry. 26 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:53,577 The Academy's curriculum is just more rigorous and rewarding than Baxter High's. 27 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:56,498 Do you not want to see Rosalind and Susie, and Har... 28 00:04:56,587 --> 00:04:57,917 Mm-mm. 29 00:04:58,006 --> 00:04:59,666 Uhh... Your other friends? 30 00:04:59,757 --> 00:05:02,427 I'll call Baxter High and tell them you've contracted scarlet fever 31 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:04,350 and not to expect you for the next two weeks. 32 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:07,139 Don't worry, Aunt Zelda. I've already spoken with the new principal, 33 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:09,233 and she's given me an indefinite leave of absence. 34 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:13,352 Mr. Marlin. 35 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:17,820 Is that gum in your mouth? 36 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:19,693 I guess so. 37 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:22,156 It states clearly in Baxter High's Rules and Regulations 38 00:05:22,238 --> 00:05:24,528 that there shall be no gum-chewing, so... 39 00:05:25,616 --> 00:05:29,156 swallow that wad in your mouth, Billy. 40 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,088 Sorry about that, Ms. Wardwell. 41 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:39,297 Oh, it's Principal Wardwell now. 42 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:43,050 Carry on. 43 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:49,268 Have either of you talked to or seen Sabrina? 44 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:55,313 - Uh... - Relax, it's just a question. 45 00:05:55,938 --> 00:05:59,318 I think... she's figuring things out, Harvey. 46 00:06:00,234 --> 00:06:01,234 Yeah. 47 00:06:02,653 --> 00:06:03,823 Life goes on, right? 48 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:06,069 Are you taking AP art class again? 49 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:08,117 I... I can't. I'm playing basketball this year. 50 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:12,080 Or trying out, at least. Dad set up a backboard over the garage. 51 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:13,753 We played some one-on-one over break. 52 00:06:14,123 --> 00:06:16,003 You and your dad did? 53 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:20,134 Yeah, he's been doing good. Better since the magic eggnog. 54 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,423 When are tryouts? 55 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:26,296 'Cause, no offense to WICCA, Roz, but I might wanna play basketball, too. 56 00:06:26,677 --> 00:06:29,217 - But there's only a boys' team, Suse. - Yeah. 57 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:31,885 So? 58 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:35,924 Sister Zelda. 59 00:06:35,978 --> 00:06:39,318 If I am the hand that molds our young pupils' minds, 60 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:40,780 these are my fingers. 61 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:45,108 This is Brother Machen, Sister Carswell, Brother Lovecraft, 62 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:47,066 - Brother Bierce, and Sister Jackson. - Hello. 63 00:06:47,156 --> 00:06:50,906 Hello. So lovely to meet you in this new context. 64 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:53,163 As my wife Constance did before her death... 65 00:06:54,163 --> 00:06:58,133 ...Sister Zelda will be teaching ancient tongues and sacred scripture. 66 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:00,129 And may I say how honored I am 67 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:02,001 to be working alongside you. 68 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,378 After my brother Edward's death, 69 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:07,094 I never dreamed I'd be once again teaching at the Academy. 70 00:07:07,176 --> 00:07:09,716 Prudence, what is wrong with my son? Why is he crying? 71 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:11,184 How am I to know? 72 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,724 Though you treat me like a wet nurse, Father, I am not one. 73 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:16,098 You forget yourself, Prudence. I'll treat you as I please. 74 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:17,645 Now quiet Baby Judas. 75 00:07:18,354 --> 00:07:21,864 There, there, you cherubic little devil. 76 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,860 What did you do? 77 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:25,855 Reflexology to calm him. 78 00:07:26,362 --> 00:07:29,952 - Have you been giving Judas goat's milk? - As you instructed, yes. 79 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:31,352 Sister Zelda, you are a hellsend. 80 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:36,079 Sabrina? 81 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:38,787 You're just in time for one of the Academy's grand traditions. 82 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:42,127 Please don't tell me some kid's getting eaten alive today. 83 00:07:42,211 --> 00:07:44,341 Fingers crossed. Come on, hurry. 84 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:48,094 By the way, glad you're sticking with the new hair. It's hot. 85 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:51,298 Good morning to you, my young warlocks and witches. 86 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:54,432 If I could have your attention, please. 87 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:58,023 Now, with every fresh cycle at the Academy 88 00:07:58,102 --> 00:08:01,192 comes the customary election of a new Top Boy, 89 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:05,032 tasked with serving as a liaison between students and faculty, 90 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:09,704 as well as providing a much-needed example for the rest of you lot. 91 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:12,067 The floor is now open 92 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:14,158 - for student nominations. - Nick! 93 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:15,372 - Nick! - Yeah! 94 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:17,293 Yeah! 95 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:21,581 Nick! Nick! Nick! Nick! 96 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:25,707 As candidate for Top Boy, the Academy recognizes Nicholas Scratch. 97 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:32,394 Would anyone like to challenge Nicholas? 98 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:35,682 I thought not. 99 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:38,765 Young Master Nicholas, if you accept this nomination... 100 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:40,651 Excuse me, Father Blackwood, but... 101 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:43,772 can anyone run? 102 00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:47,145 The Top Boy is traditionally a male student. 103 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:49,815 But is that an actual rule in a rule book, or... 104 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:53,204 All Top Boy candidates are required to be full-time students, 105 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:55,372 committed to our unseen arts. 106 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:59,501 Well, I'm here, Father, full-time. For the foreseeable future. 107 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:03,830 And I signed the Book of the Beast, because that was the Dark Lord's will. 108 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:07,550 But unless he specifically hand-picked Nick, 109 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:12,089 I'd like the opportunity to contribute to the Academy in a meaningful way. 110 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:14,796 By disrupting the first morning assembly you attend? 111 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:18,017 By ensuring that all students, regardless of gender, 112 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:19,811 feel they have a voice. 113 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:21,482 I nominate Sabrina Spellman. 114 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,110 Seconded. 115 00:09:28,859 --> 00:09:30,949 I don't mind a little competition. 116 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:33,452 Especially not when it's so damn cute. 117 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:40,580 Indeed, the Academy recognizes Sabrina Spellman, 118 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:44,673 who will join Nicholas Scratch in three challenges of witchcraft 119 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,670 to be held in the Desecrated Church. 120 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:50,342 The Inquisition, the Boil and Bubble, and the Conjuring. 121 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:52,796 Followed by a vote. 122 00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:55,474 And may the Dark Lord be with you both. 123 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,430 Dismissed. 124 00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:11,237 Remember, Hilda? 125 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:14,239 - When Edward was Top Boy at the Academy? - Mm. 126 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:17,412 How he dazzled the coven with his knowledge and rhetoric? 127 00:10:17,491 --> 00:10:18,411 Aah. 128 00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:20,202 That appointment changed his life. 129 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:23,326 It's a straight shot from Top Boy to High Priest! 130 00:10:24,498 --> 00:10:25,498 Top Boy, Sabrina? 131 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:30,002 I mean, that suggests a certain kind of permanence, doesn't it? 132 00:10:30,087 --> 00:10:31,757 The gauntlet was thrown, Aunt Hilda. 133 00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:35,799 And you, rabble-rouser that you are, had to take it up. 134 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,385 Hm. You two look dashing. 135 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,760 - We'll give Nick your best. - You're meeting Nick? 136 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,725 - Where? - A club for warlocks. 137 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,849 Dorian's Gray Room. 138 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:48,896 It's Academy tradition for the High Priest to take prospective Top Boys out 139 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:51,691 - for a night of debauchery. - Then why wasn't I invited? 140 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,568 Ah, it's a... club for men only. 141 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,624 Pish-tush, you couldn't go even if you were invited, Sabrina. 142 00:10:57,698 --> 00:11:00,135 You've got far too much studying to do before the Inquisition. 143 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:01,869 If you hurry, you might catch Cassius 144 00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:04,502 before he shutters the Academy's library for the night. 145 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:05,580 Hm? 146 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:06,748 I'll do that. 147 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,246 But, guys, when the time comes, 148 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,259 I will have your vote, won't I? 149 00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:14,589 Not mine. 150 00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:18,049 It's Top Boy for a reason, Sabrina. 151 00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:20,215 Thanks for the support, Luke. 152 00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:22,218 Ambrose? 153 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:28,149 Let's see how you do in the three challenges, first. 154 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,860 Am I crazy... or was Ambrose just throwing shade at me? 155 00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:37,278 Throwing what? 156 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:38,655 Hm. 157 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:40,159 Definitely throwing shade. 158 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:47,248 I took the liberty of selecting a few volumes you might wish to peruse 159 00:11:47,331 --> 00:11:48,751 before tomorrow's Inquisition. 160 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,213 Oh, thank you, Cassius. 161 00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:51,844 Not at all, Ms. Spellman. 162 00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:53,959 Just lock up when you're through, won't you? 163 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,666 Hm. I'll probably still be here in the morning when you get back. 164 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:02,302 - Hail Satan! - Hail Satan! 165 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:08,687 Before we get started, boys, I need to make one thing very clear. 166 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:12,400 As your High Priest and Headmaster, 167 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,110 I know nothing of the debauchery that goes on 168 00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:17,532 in a setting as ill-reputed as this club. 169 00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:18,781 Indeed, I am not even here. 170 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:24,616 In my day, I was Top Boy at the Academy, and that appointment shaped me. 171 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,405 Taught me values I still uphold today. 172 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,585 But tonight we're just men. 173 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:37,301 And to that end, I've arranged a little... amusement. 174 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,008 Luke? 175 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:44,427 Enjoy yourselves, boys. Try to keep your hands to yourselves. 176 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,471 If you can. 177 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,937 Gentlemen, your attention, please. 178 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,607 Back for one night only, 179 00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:55,728 the daughter of Herod, the harlot-queen of history, 180 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:59,150 she is renowned for stealing men's hearts... and heads. 181 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,947 The eighth wonder of the world... 182 00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:03,369 Salome! 183 00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:55,334 Hello? 184 00:13:58,462 --> 00:13:59,592 Cassius, is that you? 185 00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:10,347 Aaah! 186 00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:13,732 You are the child born of Spellman. 187 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,521 - Who are you? - Know me, girl. 188 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,443 I am Asmodeus. 189 00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:19,685 Is this some kind of joke? 190 00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:22,032 Because if it is, it's not funny. 191 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:26,950 I bring you tidings of filth and disease. 192 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:33,749 I bring you the minions of plague. 193 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:38,169 Swarming again to infect and feast 194 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:41,512 on the flesh of a bastard witch. 195 00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:54,096 Come on. Come on! 196 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,071 Aah! Come on, come on! 197 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:10,076 Potions, bindings, glamours... 198 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,999 Come on. Where's a book of banishments when you need one? 199 00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:14,958 Or Salem, for that matter. 200 00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,925 What kind of sick joke is this? 201 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:32,893 That, Nicholas, is a reminder of this competition's only acceptable outcome. 202 00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:42,651 Pons meum aer fiat. Scriptum quod peto mihi mitte. 203 00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:50,816 Tergente fuoco quod evoco. Te exigo. 204 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,979 Fancy a nightcap, Cousin? 205 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,728 How was your night out with the warlocks? 206 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,060 Decadent. 207 00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:23,231 Though I believe Father Blackwood has somewhat lost his head. 208 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:24,975 I bet it was better than my night. 209 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,356 Considering I was attacked. 210 00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:30,363 Attacked? By who? 211 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,780 A demon and his pet rats. 212 00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:36,754 So, of course, I'm wondering if your rat-fink boyfriend was behind it. 213 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,464 L-Luke? Why? 214 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:41,709 Demons don't just summon themselves, Ambrose, 215 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:42,792 they have to be freed 216 00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:44,270 - or called forth by someone. - Okay. 217 00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:47,014 You think Luke summoned a demon to attack you... why? 218 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,609 I don't know. To throw me off my game? 219 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:54,298 I mean, it's clear neither Luke nor you are supporting my bid to be Top Boy. 220 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,928 Now hold on, I never said I wasn't... 221 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,095 You never said you were. 222 00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,353 Need I remind you the only reason you're even at the Academy 223 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,726 is 'cause the Court of Witches ordered you to be? 224 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:04,173 Things are different now, Ambrose. 225 00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:07,991 I want to be Top Person because I believe I can make the coven better. 226 00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:10,648 Really? Because you spurn the coven at every turn, 227 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,028 you question our every ritual, 228 00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:15,034 - you assail every tradition, so excuse... - Not every tradition. 229 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:19,577 Just the ones that involve the murder and cannibalization of young witches. 230 00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:21,673 Please. You know what? I don't even want to argue. 231 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,004 Maybe I do. 232 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,633 Maybe I want a warm-up for tomorrow's contest. 233 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,671 - You're crazy. - No, Ambrose. 234 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:30,757 I'm mad. 235 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:32,336 Top Boy? 236 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:33,676 Seriously? 237 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:37,641 Blackwood takes warlocks out for drinks at a gentlemen's club? 238 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,563 - What century are you living in? - Sabrina, 239 00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:41,481 you're picking a fight, and I have no idea why. 240 00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:42,768 Didn't you hear me, Ambrose? 241 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,103 I was attacked 242 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:48,108 and I think your boyfriend or one of his warlock buddies was behind it. 243 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:51,032 That's... That's absurd. I was with Luke the whole time. 244 00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:54,201 Tell Luke, tell all your chums, 245 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,370 if anyone in this house is Top Boy... 246 00:17:58,285 --> 00:17:59,865 ...it's me. 247 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:04,577 - What's happening in here? - Nothing, Aunt Hilda. 248 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:05,956 Well, I heard yelling and wind 249 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,803 - and furniture shaking. - Everything's fine, Hilda, go to bed. 250 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,048 I beg your pardon, Miss? 251 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:12,932 You go to bed. 252 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,592 School night. 253 00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:30,525 Now that we're beginning a new cycle, Father, 254 00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:33,108 would you do me the honor... 255 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,119 of allowing me to take the Blackwood name? 256 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:37,532 Hm? 257 00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:38,908 No. 258 00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:43,751 But you are my father, and I am a Blackwood. 259 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,251 Technically, yes. 260 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:46,581 Technically. 261 00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:50,708 And if I said I wanted to be considered for Top Boy? 262 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,666 I wouldn't allow you to embarrass yourself or me in that way. 263 00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,847 Father Blackwood? 264 00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:58,304 Dear Lord in Hell. Does no one have respect for this office? 265 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,574 Shouldn't you be in the church preparing for your first challenge, Miss Spellman? 266 00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,268 - Yes, she should. - About that. 267 00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:06,810 - I was hoping for a postponement, sir. - I'm sorry, Your Excellency. 268 00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:08,855 - I told her it would be... - Out of the question. 269 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,019 Last night, I was attacked in the library 270 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,530 by a demon and his rats. 271 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:17,320 They were trying to make me sick, infect me, possibly kill me. 272 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,566 Is this true, Zelda? 273 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,907 Apparently, someone summoned a demon to meddle with my niece. 274 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:25,414 Uh, I've given her a witch-whistle and blinding powder for her protection. 275 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,737 The contest will proceed as scheduled. 276 00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:31,091 But by all means, take a moment if you need one, collect yourself. 277 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,510 Zelda, I want you in the front pew. 278 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:38,045 Prudence, stay here and tend to Baby Judas's needs. 279 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,309 Were you really attacked? 280 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:46,726 Yes. 281 00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:50,402 And it's not an excuse, but I didn't have any time to study. 282 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:54,358 And now I'm gonna lose to Nicholas, which wouldn't be so bad, 283 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,203 except it's in front of Luke 284 00:19:56,278 --> 00:20:00,068 - and all those other smug warlock boys. - And my snob father, 285 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,526 who treats his own daughter like a charwoman. 286 00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:08,039 But he won't keep us both down, Sabrina. 287 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,250 Go to the Inquisition. 288 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,000 Leave the rest to me. 289 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,114 Listen, last night, when you vanished during Salome's dance, 290 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,532 where did you go? 291 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:38,360 Private business for Father Blackwood. 292 00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:39,855 The... The Academy? 293 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,696 It's private, Ambrose. 294 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:47,253 This first challenge tests the depth of knowledge of our two candidates. 295 00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:50,421 Questions are drawn from the Corpus Arcanum, 296 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:55,209 the shared body of infernal knowledge that unites our faith and our craft. 297 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,303 Men first. 298 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,723 Nicholas, in sacred geometry, 299 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,299 what configuration represents the perfection 300 00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:07,058 of our Lord Satan's design for his people? 301 00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:08,390 Easy. Uh, the pentagram. 302 00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:09,475 That is correct. 303 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:10,813 Point to Nicholas. 304 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:14,773 Miss Spellman, what are the five books of the Lesser Key of Solomon? 305 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:16,992 - Not even I know that. - The books 306 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:18,654 of the Lesser Key of Solomon 307 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:20,900 are... 308 00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:26,408 The Ars Goetia. 309 00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:30,078 The Ars Theurgia-Goetia. The Ars Paulina. 310 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:32,794 The Ars Almadel and the Ars Notoria. 311 00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:37,671 I thought you didn't have adequate time to prepare, Miss Spellman. 312 00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:40,884 Hm. I guess I'm more of a sponge for knowledge than I originally thought. 313 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,046 Is that so? 314 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:46,183 Then perhaps you could tell me the date of birth of the Magus John Dee? 315 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,893 July 13, 1527. 316 00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:54,062 - Year of death? - 1608. 317 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,896 Let's stick to dates. Publication of the Malleus Maleficarum? 318 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:57,822 1487. 319 00:21:57,899 --> 00:21:59,739 - The Salem Witchcraft Trials? - 1692. 320 00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,698 - The Pendle Trials? - 1612. 321 00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:03,858 - Date of the sorceress Anne Boleyn? - Born or died? 322 00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:04,947 - Born. - 1501. 323 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:05,820 - Died? - 1536. 324 00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:07,487 - Cause of death? - Beheading. 325 00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:08,986 How did the mortals finally murder 326 00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:11,117 - our beloved Father Gregory Rasputin? - Poisoning. 327 00:22:11,204 --> 00:22:13,424 I'm sorry, but the complete answer is... 328 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,878 And beating and shooting and drowning. 329 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,838 And finally, they destroyed the unholy reliquary 330 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,010 containing his mummified... 331 00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:22,256 heart. 332 00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:26,552 Bravo! 333 00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:32,312 All right, I'll see you there. 334 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,349 Hey, Harvey, I'm open. 335 00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:39,114 "Hey, Harvey, I'm open." Shoot the ball, dyke. 336 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:41,777 Okay, what is your problem with me? 337 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:44,030 You, you're the problem. 338 00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:46,822 This is a boys' team, and I don't know what you are, 339 00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:49,218 - but you're sure as hell not a boy. - Yeah, and you're short 340 00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:51,804 - and can't shoot for shit. - Okay, blockheads, I took you on once, 341 00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:54,538 - I'm not afraid to do it again. - Hey, calm down, Susie. 342 00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:57,183 You, too, Billy. Back the hell off or I'll knock you on your ass. 343 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,919 There'll be no fighting on my team. 344 00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:01,712 No girls on it, either. 345 00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:04,275 - You know what, Coach Craven? - Susie, they go low, we go high. 346 00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:10,431 You seem concerned, Miss Spellman. 347 00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:12,637 I am, Ms. Wardwell. Yes. 348 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:16,770 Something is different about Sabrina. 349 00:23:16,853 --> 00:23:19,363 Well, of course there is. She had her Dark Baptism. 350 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,190 That changes a girl. 351 00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:23,034 Um... Yes, but I... Hm. 352 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:27,860 I suppose my worry is that these changes coming over Sabrina 353 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:32,078 are a prelude to further, darker changes. 354 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,960 What, precisely, would you like me to do about it? 355 00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:40,000 Well, I... I understand that you excused her from her classes at Baxter High. 356 00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:44,714 So I was... just wondering if you might suggest she come back. 357 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:46,298 I mean, at least part-time. 358 00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:48,051 S... See, I think... 359 00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:52,305 that it would perhaps temper the changes Sabrina's going through. 360 00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:54,019 And I believe her mortal friends 361 00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:57,889 would keep her, and objects around her, grounded. 362 00:23:57,978 --> 00:24:00,438 If she wants to attend the Academy full-time, 363 00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:02,322 that is her Satan-given right. 364 00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:05,649 And there's nothing either of us can do to stop her. 365 00:24:07,362 --> 00:24:10,242 Principal Wardwell, can we talk to you? 366 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:11,984 What seems to be the problem? 367 00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:22,666 Coach Craven, a word. 368 00:24:26,214 --> 00:24:28,014 What can I do for you, Ms. Wardwell? 369 00:24:28,091 --> 00:24:30,431 Well, it's Principal Wardwell now. 370 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:34,428 It's come to my attention that you refuse to let Susie Putnam 371 00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:37,184 try out for the basketball team, which is unacceptable. 372 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:41,273 There shall be absolutely no gender discrimination at Baxter High 373 00:24:41,354 --> 00:24:42,354 under my regime. 374 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:44,571 Okay, fine. She can try out. 375 00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:47,685 And let Miss Putnam succeed or fail based on her talent. 376 00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:50,820 After all, she's four-foot nothin', she can't dribble, 377 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:53,616 she has no coordination, she can't sink a basket. 378 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:57,250 But put her up against my boys, and let's see who comes out on top. 379 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:58,579 Get out there! 380 00:25:06,129 --> 00:25:10,009 I don't understand. Now I'm in trouble for being a good student? 381 00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:14,511 Your performance in the competition, not ten minutes after confessing 382 00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:16,846 you were woefully ill-prepared, 383 00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:19,102 is suspect, to say the least, 384 00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:22,693 and punishable by lashing if proven to be... 385 00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:24,481 So you're accusing me of cheating, 386 00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:27,565 and threatening to whip me, 387 00:25:28,151 --> 00:25:29,441 Father Blackwood? 388 00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:33,821 This is exactly why I plan to do away with these sexist, 389 00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:36,537 antiquated traditions when I'm High Priestess 390 00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:38,158 - of the Church of Night. - High Pr... 391 00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:42,164 You listen to me. 392 00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:45,787 Witches can ascend to a multitude of coveted fellowships 393 00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:47,087 within the Church of Night. 394 00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:50,920 But the role of High Priest has been held by a warlock 395 00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:53,427 since the first stones were lain. 396 00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:56,970 There will never be a High Priestess of the Church of Night. 397 00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:58,845 Not according to my Aunt Zelda. 398 00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:00,312 - Sabrina. - Sister Zelda. 399 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:01,892 She may not want to admit it now, 400 00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:04,937 but Zelda raised me to believe I could be anything I wanted, 401 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:06,515 including High Priestess. 402 00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:08,286 We are talking about the office of Top Boy, 403 00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:10,318 not High Priest right now, Sabrina. 404 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:14,612 And surely the next competition will weed out any transgressors, 405 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:16,700 real or assumed. 406 00:26:16,783 --> 00:26:20,453 Indeed. And I will personally seal the desecrated church 407 00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:23,957 to ensure that at tomorrow's Boil and Bubble challenge, 408 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:27,090 no external forces are being marshaled 409 00:26:27,168 --> 00:26:29,878 to help an under-prepared witch. 410 00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:33,510 I better get studying, then. 411 00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:53,185 Bow, girl. 412 00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:55,905 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no... 413 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:23,557 Where is it? Where is it? 414 00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:59,005 What? What happened? 415 00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:00,604 Someone's sending demons 416 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,031 - to attack me, Aunt Hilda. - What? 417 00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:04,715 Someone who really doesn't want me to be Top Boy. 418 00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:07,453 Probably Father Blackwood, since he thinks I cheated. 419 00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:08,477 What? Why? What? 420 00:28:08,561 --> 00:28:11,441 Also, I have no idea what the Boil and Bubble challenge is 421 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:13,323 - or how to prepare for it. - The... 422 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:17,740 Well, luckily for you, I am the Academy's never-bested, 423 00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:19,661 all-time reigning champion bubbler. 424 00:28:20,448 --> 00:28:23,278 Gonna get you cleaned up, and I'm gonna give you a crash course. 425 00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:26,793 You have to have your stable formulas memorized, 426 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:31,462 because you will not be able to check your alchemical table during the contest. 427 00:28:32,085 --> 00:28:34,745 And as for seasoning incantations, 428 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:38,678 well, I do not like a near rhyme, and neither does the Dark Lord. 429 00:28:38,758 --> 00:28:42,348 So, you stick to your rhyming couplets, and you will not falter. 430 00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:44,349 Looks like an all-nighter for me. 431 00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:47,682 Is it worth it, do you think? 432 00:28:48,768 --> 00:28:49,808 To be Top Boy? 433 00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:52,314 Well, I can't back down. 434 00:28:53,773 --> 00:28:56,233 No. No matter what they throw at me. 435 00:28:56,860 --> 00:29:00,570 I mean, what about your... your mortal friends, my love? 436 00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:03,155 Hm? And your life at Baxter High? 437 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:07,504 I don't think they'd welcome me. 438 00:29:07,912 --> 00:29:08,752 Hm? 439 00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:11,460 Not after I signed my name in the Book of the Beast. 440 00:29:13,334 --> 00:29:14,634 Well, I... I... 441 00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:17,296 I bumped into them, you know. 442 00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:20,259 Susie and Rosalind and Har... 443 00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:21,761 You can say his name. 444 00:29:22,635 --> 00:29:24,215 Harvey. 445 00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:27,715 Yeah, you signed your name in the Book of the Beast. 446 00:29:27,807 --> 00:29:31,137 And, yes, it does. It... It shifts things. 447 00:29:32,645 --> 00:29:34,355 But it don't change who you are. 448 00:29:36,399 --> 00:29:37,779 - But it does. - Hm? 449 00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:39,816 My soul is who I am, 450 00:29:41,696 --> 00:29:43,026 and I signed it away. 451 00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:44,907 Willingly... 452 00:29:46,075 --> 00:29:47,325 and in blood. 453 00:29:49,287 --> 00:29:50,957 Ye... Yeah, we all did. 454 00:29:51,664 --> 00:29:52,924 But there's a difference. 455 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,590 When I signed the Book of the Beast, 456 00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:59,423 the Dark Lord said he would call on me to do his dark bidding 457 00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:02,303 and that I wouldn't be able to refuse him. 458 00:30:02,717 --> 00:30:03,967 That might be in a week, 459 00:30:05,094 --> 00:30:06,094 or a month, 460 00:30:06,846 --> 00:30:08,006 or ten years, 461 00:30:09,390 --> 00:30:10,980 but it will happen. 462 00:30:12,393 --> 00:30:18,153 And I don't want to be anywhere near my mortal friends when it does. 463 00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:21,815 I don't want them hurt, 464 00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:26,568 and I don't want them to see me that way. 465 00:30:33,414 --> 00:30:34,414 Right... 466 00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:49,261 Wanton hussy. 467 00:30:50,306 --> 00:30:51,636 I beg your pardon. 468 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,230 Everyone knows about you and the High Priest, Zelda. 469 00:30:56,479 --> 00:30:59,689 It's shameful, with poor Constance not even cold in her grave. 470 00:31:00,984 --> 00:31:03,864 Some are even saying you had a hand in her demise. 471 00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:06,485 Button your lip, or I'll do it for you... 472 00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,623 - Good morning. - ...literally. 473 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,037 Nicholas. Miss Spellman. 474 00:31:12,078 --> 00:31:13,788 For this second challenge, 475 00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:17,212 you have to demonstrate your mastery of potion-making. 476 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:21,300 You will each add a material component to the cauldron. 477 00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:24,631 Add the wrong ingredient, with the wrong phraseology, 478 00:31:25,091 --> 00:31:26,841 and the concoction will putrefy. 479 00:31:27,510 --> 00:31:31,060 The first to cause rancification loses. 480 00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:34,931 And as punishment, he or, more likely, she... 481 00:31:35,768 --> 00:31:38,148 will ingest the spoilage. 482 00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:40,017 Are you ready? 483 00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:44,074 As potion-making is one of the more womanly arts, 484 00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:45,822 you may go first, Miss Spellman. 485 00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:54,703 Molted skin of cobra snake 486 00:31:54,787 --> 00:31:57,207 In the cauldron, seethe and bake 487 00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:06,047 The potion remains stable. 488 00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:07,761 Nicholas, you may choose. 489 00:32:10,136 --> 00:32:11,596 Cool it with newborn's blood 490 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,177 Then the brew will be firm and good 491 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:18,560 Well done. 492 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:20,938 Miss Spellman. 493 00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:28,780 Blind white eye of cave-born shark 494 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:32,120 Brought untimely from the dark 495 00:32:45,838 --> 00:32:48,088 Putrefied, I'm afraid. 496 00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:53,997 Did you see that? 497 00:33:08,903 --> 00:33:10,033 Miss Spellman. 498 00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:18,748 Sabrina, wait. 499 00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:21,830 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 500 00:33:21,916 --> 00:33:23,996 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 501 00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:25,795 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 502 00:33:25,878 --> 00:33:26,958 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 503 00:33:32,135 --> 00:33:33,925 All right, Sabrina! 504 00:33:46,899 --> 00:33:49,689 Sabrina! Sabrina! Sabrina! 505 00:33:49,777 --> 00:33:52,857 Sabrina! Sabrina! Sabrina! 506 00:33:52,947 --> 00:33:56,237 Sabrina! Sabrina! Sabrina! 507 00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:01,999 - Here you are. - I think I'm gonna puke again. 508 00:34:02,081 --> 00:34:04,081 Oh, well. Better out than in. 509 00:34:04,792 --> 00:34:06,292 A little Pepto for your tummy. 510 00:34:09,797 --> 00:34:11,507 - Thanks, Aunt Hilda. - Good girl. 511 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:13,840 Okay. So... 512 00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:17,223 You know what I think would make you feel much better? 513 00:34:17,638 --> 00:34:19,178 Is going to see your mortal friends. 514 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,180 And before you pooh-pooh me, 515 00:34:21,267 --> 00:34:25,147 a little birdy told me that Susie's trying out for the basketball team today. 516 00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:28,154 But Baxter High doesn't have a girls' basketball... 517 00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:31,442 Susie's trying out for the boys' team along with Har... 518 00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:32,948 Harvey. 519 00:34:33,696 --> 00:34:34,696 So... 520 00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:36,198 So, come on. 521 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:39,871 Why don't you go and show them some support? Especially Susie. 522 00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:43,615 I don't think the basketball coach or much of the team want her there. 523 00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:45,456 - Just 'cause she's a girl? - Mm-hm. 524 00:34:45,541 --> 00:34:47,461 That's just... wrong. 525 00:34:47,543 --> 00:34:51,263 I know that. So, come on. If you hurry, you'll make it. 526 00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:10,476 All right, boys, let's go. Game time! 527 00:35:10,566 --> 00:35:12,436 Red versus gray. 528 00:35:12,693 --> 00:35:13,823 Get a move on. 529 00:35:13,903 --> 00:35:14,903 Come on! 530 00:35:16,906 --> 00:35:18,236 Can I get some hustle? 531 00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:20,197 Come on. 532 00:35:21,035 --> 00:35:22,035 Defense! 533 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,250 Put your hands up! 534 00:35:46,727 --> 00:35:47,727 Okay. 535 00:35:52,191 --> 00:35:53,471 Play as you want! 536 00:35:55,444 --> 00:35:56,784 Shoot it, Suse! 537 00:35:58,114 --> 00:36:00,244 Pons meum aer fiat. 538 00:36:00,908 --> 00:36:04,328 Ad illuc hoc ducunt oculi mei. 539 00:36:13,921 --> 00:36:17,261 Nice, Susie. Just keep doin' that. 540 00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:26,930 Ad illuc hoc ducunt oculi mei. 541 00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:32,653 Pons meum aer fiat. 542 00:36:32,732 --> 00:36:35,822 Ad illuc hoc ducunt oculi mei. 543 00:36:42,658 --> 00:36:47,828 Pons meum aer fiat. Ad illuc hoc ducunt oculi mei. 544 00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:58,626 Pons meum aer fiat. Ad illuc hoc ducunt oculi mei. 545 00:37:09,352 --> 00:37:10,442 Yeah! 546 00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:15,228 Susie! You did it! 547 00:37:17,318 --> 00:37:19,318 - You did it, Suse! - Wow! 548 00:37:19,403 --> 00:37:21,953 No way Coach Craven doesn't let you on the team now. 549 00:37:22,031 --> 00:37:23,281 Um... 550 00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:25,826 Actually, guys, it's Theo now. 551 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:30,457 - Theo. - Yeah. 552 00:37:31,874 --> 00:37:32,874 Sounds good! 553 00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:33,476 Oh, no. 554 00:38:42,111 --> 00:38:44,361 More... tidings? 555 00:38:45,281 --> 00:38:48,911 The last of the three. 556 00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:53,327 Why did you come for me? 557 00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:54,464 Who sent you? 558 00:38:54,540 --> 00:38:56,880 - Summoned you? - Your hands are bound. 559 00:38:56,959 --> 00:38:59,379 No spell-casting for you. 560 00:38:59,462 --> 00:39:01,462 - Why are you doing this? - No one else would. 561 00:39:01,547 --> 00:39:05,337 - Only my brothers and I would dare it. - Dare what? 562 00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:06,796 Just say it! 563 00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:07,886 - Beelzebub. - Huh? 564 00:39:08,637 --> 00:39:11,637 Lord of Flies, I name you 565 00:39:11,724 --> 00:39:13,434 and bind you here, before me, 566 00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:15,847 in Lucifer's name, your Lord. 567 00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:19,607 Lucifer? 568 00:39:19,815 --> 00:39:24,695 Aah, I stood beside the Son of Dawn 569 00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:28,409 before witch- and mankind walked upon the Earth. 570 00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:33,285 Aah, but do I not know you? 571 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:35,251 I am Mary Wardwell. 572 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:39,038 You are trespassing, demon. 573 00:39:40,086 --> 00:39:43,296 No, I recognize you. 574 00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:55,678 Well, Sabrina... 575 00:39:57,186 --> 00:39:59,186 how's your sabbatical been so far? 576 00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:05,284 If demons are hunting you with any... regularity, 577 00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:07,911 perhaps you should transfer back to Baxter High. 578 00:40:08,656 --> 00:40:11,026 It would please your Aunt Hilda, and... 579 00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:13,905 I could keep an eye on you. 580 00:40:14,495 --> 00:40:17,495 It's all because of this stupid election. I just have to get through it. 581 00:40:17,581 --> 00:40:19,711 - What election is that? - At the Academy. 582 00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:22,289 I'm campaigning to be Father Blackwood's Top Boy. 583 00:40:22,378 --> 00:40:23,458 Oh, I see. 584 00:40:23,838 --> 00:40:24,878 And, uh... 585 00:40:25,923 --> 00:40:29,183 stab in the dark, the warlocks aren't too keen on the idea 586 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,390 of a female Top Boy, are they? - No. 587 00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:34,348 - How many boys are you competing against? - Just one. 588 00:40:35,141 --> 00:40:36,311 Nick Scratch. 589 00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:39,062 Well, with a name like that, I can only imagine he's trouble. 590 00:40:39,145 --> 00:40:41,895 - Oh, no, he's, uh... - Yes? 591 00:40:42,731 --> 00:40:43,731 ...a friend. 592 00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:45,693 - He wouldn't. - Oh. 593 00:40:45,776 --> 00:40:48,146 - Nick wouldn't. - Sabrina, Sabrina, Sabrina... 594 00:40:49,029 --> 00:40:50,029 Is someone... 595 00:40:51,073 --> 00:40:52,493 having a rebound crush? 596 00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:57,332 Is some handsome young warlock clouding your judgment? 597 00:40:57,413 --> 00:40:59,793 No, Miss Wardwell, I'm telling you. 598 00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:03,294 What does this provocatively named Nick Scratch study at the Academy? 599 00:41:03,794 --> 00:41:06,174 He's a... a conjuror. 600 00:41:12,970 --> 00:41:15,310 Um... Miss Wardwell, I have to go. 601 00:41:15,389 --> 00:41:16,519 I think you'd better. 602 00:41:19,018 --> 00:41:20,598 Please don't be a stranger. 603 00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:32,195 Faustus, I was called a wanton hussy today. 604 00:41:33,073 --> 00:41:35,373 Apparently, there's a faction in the coven 605 00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:38,451 that believes our relationship is inappropriate. 606 00:41:40,206 --> 00:41:44,836 I don't particularly care what a gaggle of withered hags thinks about me. 607 00:41:45,544 --> 00:41:46,924 What's important is what I think. 608 00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:53,179 And I must admit, I don't quite understand who or what we are to each other. 609 00:41:54,470 --> 00:41:55,800 I'm your High Priest. 610 00:41:56,889 --> 00:41:58,519 You're one of my disciples. 611 00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:01,267 My son's Night Mother. 612 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:05,522 And when the fancy strikes you, I'm also your... night maiden. 613 00:42:07,024 --> 00:42:09,494 I have no shame or regrets. 614 00:42:10,402 --> 00:42:11,702 But I must have clarity. 615 00:42:12,154 --> 00:42:15,494 Do you intend to make me your Top Lady, as it were? 616 00:42:15,908 --> 00:42:18,198 It would certainly silence wagging tongues. 617 00:42:18,285 --> 00:42:22,405 Sister Zelda, there is a mourning period we must respect in the eyes of our coven. 618 00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:26,746 You're right, Father Blackwood. 619 00:42:27,127 --> 00:42:29,047 Wiser to respect decorum. 620 00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:34,336 Until you've had enough time to mourn, we shall be all business. 621 00:42:35,344 --> 00:42:39,274 That means, as much as I enjoy our trysts, 622 00:42:40,599 --> 00:42:43,689 no more secret assignations or flagellations. 623 00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:49,528 That is, until you're ready to make us legitimate. 624 00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:05,166 Good evening, Nicholas. 625 00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:07,786 Brushing up for the final challenge tomorrow? 626 00:43:07,876 --> 00:43:09,336 As a matter of fact, yes. 627 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:12,550 But it's a contest of conjuring. Isn't that your specialty? 628 00:43:13,299 --> 00:43:16,179 Yes, but you've proven yourself a formidable opponent, Sabrina. 629 00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:19,600 So formidable you'd stoop to releasing demons to torment me? 630 00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:21,604 Rats, bats, and flies? 631 00:43:22,641 --> 00:43:25,521 Okay, admittedly, I'm not above playing dirty. 632 00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:27,557 But not against you. 633 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:30,609 I certainly wouldn't put you in any danger. 634 00:43:32,568 --> 00:43:34,278 If not you, then one of your boys. 635 00:43:35,112 --> 00:43:36,532 Rats, bats, and flies? 636 00:43:44,830 --> 00:43:47,540 "In the Monarchy of Hell, there are three Plague Kings." 637 00:43:48,167 --> 00:43:49,837 That's them, without a doubt. 638 00:43:50,169 --> 00:43:51,459 Well, I can tell you this. 639 00:43:51,545 --> 00:43:54,335 These aren't lesser demons that can be summoned by a novice. 640 00:43:54,423 --> 00:43:56,183 I'm the best student conjurer at the Academy. 641 00:43:56,258 --> 00:43:58,508 - Even I couldn't manage this alone. - Then who? 642 00:44:00,137 --> 00:44:01,137 Father Blackwood? 643 00:44:02,931 --> 00:44:04,181 One way to find out. 644 00:44:04,266 --> 00:44:07,386 For the final challenge, both Mr. Scratch and Miss Spellman's 645 00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:09,938 knowledge of demonic conjuring will be put to the test. 646 00:44:10,981 --> 00:44:15,531 As we well know, the more complex and exact the sacred geometry used, 647 00:44:16,111 --> 00:44:19,111 the more impressive the demon they'll be able to summon 648 00:44:19,198 --> 00:44:23,368 and safely contain within the circle's circumference. 649 00:44:25,162 --> 00:44:27,462 In your own good time, Miss Spellman, Mr. Scratch. 650 00:44:28,207 --> 00:44:30,037 - We're ready, Father Blackwood. - Good. 651 00:44:30,459 --> 00:44:32,339 - I'm good to go, Sabrina, are you? - I'm ready. 652 00:44:32,795 --> 00:44:34,045 Let's seal the deal. 653 00:44:36,757 --> 00:44:39,547 What... What are you two playing at? Sever your circles at once. 654 00:44:39,635 --> 00:44:41,635 This is not within the rules of the challenge. 655 00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:45,310 Neither is sending demons to attack and kill me, Father Blackwood, 656 00:44:45,891 --> 00:44:48,611 unless you consider that to be in the spirit of friendly competition. 657 00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:51,306 I beg your pardon. What are you accusing me of? 658 00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:54,067 I am accusing you, or someone in this room, 659 00:44:54,566 --> 00:44:57,526 of being so against my bid to be Top Person 660 00:44:57,820 --> 00:45:00,910 that they would send high demons to attack me. 661 00:45:00,989 --> 00:45:04,279 So we're using our combined talents and the magics of this binding shape 662 00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:06,698 to get the truth straight from the horse's mouth. 663 00:45:07,955 --> 00:45:12,285 Vos evoco, formidabiles reges. 664 00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:16,214 Remain calm! Stay in your seats! 665 00:45:16,296 --> 00:45:17,876 The energies are too volatile. 666 00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:19,545 ...ubi dolores habitant! 667 00:45:22,302 --> 00:45:24,892 Demons, we fix and hold you in our grasp! 668 00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:27,392 Demons, we keep you bound by Satan's will! 669 00:45:27,474 --> 00:45:30,444 We command you to speak your names aloud. 670 00:45:30,519 --> 00:45:33,309 I am Beelzebub, Lord of Flies. 671 00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:35,727 I am Asmodeus, Lord of Vermin. 672 00:45:35,816 --> 00:45:38,146 I am Purson, Lord of Shadow. 673 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:42,160 You three Kings of Hell were sent here, dispatched with orders to kill me. 674 00:45:42,656 --> 00:45:43,656 Who gave the order? 675 00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:46,827 Was it a witch? A warlock? 676 00:45:48,370 --> 00:45:49,500 Or was it... 677 00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:52,248 the High Priest? 678 00:45:54,209 --> 00:45:59,129 We are not pawns of the filthy little covens of Satan, girl. 679 00:45:59,214 --> 00:46:01,134 Neither are we pawns of Satan. 680 00:46:01,216 --> 00:46:03,926 We are not commanded. We are Kings. 681 00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:07,681 And we wish death upon the half-spawn witch 682 00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:09,725 and the chaos she engenders! 683 00:46:09,808 --> 00:46:11,728 She must be stopped! 684 00:46:12,394 --> 00:46:13,814 Stopped from doing what? 685 00:46:13,896 --> 00:46:17,146 The half-witch must not ascend! 686 00:46:17,232 --> 00:46:18,692 In what way ascend? What are you... 687 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:19,776 Enough! 688 00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:22,400 Beelzebub... 689 00:46:24,156 --> 00:46:25,156 I banish you. 690 00:46:26,784 --> 00:46:28,954 Purson, I banish you. 691 00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:35,500 Asmodeus... 692 00:46:37,211 --> 00:46:38,381 I banish you. 693 00:46:46,011 --> 00:46:47,221 And you two. 694 00:46:48,013 --> 00:46:50,473 You make a mockery of the Academy. 695 00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:54,265 I want you both in my office, immediately. 696 00:46:59,399 --> 00:47:01,739 You put all of your classmates at risk. 697 00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:04,989 And did you find the answer you were looking for, Agatha Christie? 698 00:47:05,072 --> 00:47:07,492 You heard the demons yourself. No one conjured them. 699 00:47:07,574 --> 00:47:11,874 Demons acting of their own volition, they must be riled up about something. 700 00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:15,214 They're demons. Ascribing motivations to them is folly. 701 00:47:16,583 --> 00:47:18,743 And there is still the matter of Top Boy to be settled. 702 00:47:18,794 --> 00:47:20,254 If today made anything clear, 703 00:47:20,337 --> 00:47:23,297 it's that neither of you are capable of holding that office, 704 00:47:23,632 --> 00:47:25,472 so I'll be making the appointment myself. 705 00:47:25,551 --> 00:47:28,511 And though it may be an unconventional, controversial choice, 706 00:47:29,721 --> 00:47:35,351 I, Faustus Blackwood, am naming Ambrose Spellman as new Top Boy. 707 00:47:35,435 --> 00:47:37,765 - But I... - Ambrose doesn't even go to this Academy! 708 00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:39,935 A technicality easily remedied. 709 00:47:40,023 --> 00:47:42,863 From this moment on, Ambrose is admitted as a full-time student 710 00:47:42,943 --> 00:47:44,743 to the Academy of Unseen Arts. 711 00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:46,740 Now out of my office, the pack of you. 712 00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:50,866 Except for you, Ambrose, you stay. 713 00:47:51,910 --> 00:47:53,580 I wish to discuss your future. 714 00:47:53,662 --> 00:47:55,372 Uh, yes, Your Excellency. 715 00:48:07,342 --> 00:48:08,512 Fancy a bite? 716 00:48:09,636 --> 00:48:10,636 To celebrate? 717 00:48:11,054 --> 00:48:13,724 I mean, we lost, but the battle was pretty epic. 718 00:48:16,435 --> 00:48:19,145 Isn't there some, uh, diner where all the mortal kids go? 719 00:48:19,479 --> 00:48:20,859 Dr. Cyclops? 720 00:48:20,939 --> 00:48:22,859 Dr. Cerberus's. 721 00:48:22,941 --> 00:48:23,941 Yeah. 722 00:48:25,527 --> 00:48:26,737 You wanna take me? 723 00:48:28,864 --> 00:48:30,164 Why the hell not? 724 00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:37,832 So, we just call her Theo now? 725 00:48:38,498 --> 00:48:41,708 No. No, we call him Theo. 726 00:48:43,128 --> 00:48:45,708 Theo might look like a girl, but he's not. 727 00:48:46,590 --> 00:48:47,670 He's a boy. 728 00:48:48,258 --> 00:48:52,348 And that's how he's always been. He's just... ready now. 729 00:48:53,472 --> 00:48:56,102 To live as himself. As Theo. 730 00:48:57,392 --> 00:48:58,392 Okay. 731 00:48:59,853 --> 00:49:00,983 Susie no more. 732 00:49:01,396 --> 00:49:02,976 Now, Theo! 733 00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:08,400 Do you think Sabrina knew about Theo? 734 00:49:08,487 --> 00:49:09,487 You know... 735 00:49:09,905 --> 00:49:11,065 I'm not sure. 736 00:49:14,576 --> 00:49:16,446 You miss her... 737 00:49:17,204 --> 00:49:18,204 ...don't you? 738 00:49:19,331 --> 00:49:20,331 Yeah. 739 00:49:36,723 --> 00:49:37,723 Roz? 740 00:49:39,309 --> 00:49:40,309 Roz? 741 00:49:41,061 --> 00:49:42,521 - You okay? - Yeah. 742 00:49:43,855 --> 00:49:46,265 Yeah. No... Uh... Ahem. I'm fine. 743 00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:47,994 I just... 744 00:49:49,111 --> 00:49:50,241 got a chill. 745 00:49:52,197 --> 00:49:54,367 One thing I've been wanting to mention. 746 00:49:54,658 --> 00:49:58,328 I... did kind of get help on the first challenge. 747 00:49:58,412 --> 00:50:00,872 Yeah, I mean, I kind of figured. 748 00:50:02,207 --> 00:50:03,377 So you're not mad? 749 00:50:03,834 --> 00:50:05,674 That had "Weird Sisters" written all over it. 750 00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,260 - I'm not mad. - Okay. 751 00:50:08,338 --> 00:50:12,678 Good, because I don't think I could handle any more drama right... 752 00:50:16,013 --> 00:50:17,393 Ah. 753 00:50:17,472 --> 00:50:18,522 The boyfriend. 754 00:50:19,516 --> 00:50:21,226 Ex-boyfriend. 755 00:50:25,105 --> 00:50:28,105 Hey, isn't there some witchy club we can go to? 756 00:50:28,191 --> 00:50:29,781 Ambrose mentioned one. 757 00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:31,900 - Dorian's Gray Room? - Yeah, that's the one. 758 00:50:33,155 --> 00:50:35,275 Technically, it's a warlocks-only club. 759 00:50:36,158 --> 00:50:37,278 But who cares? 760 00:50:41,413 --> 00:50:42,873 What would you like to drink? 761 00:50:43,123 --> 00:50:44,923 I'm not sure. 762 00:50:46,918 --> 00:50:49,548 Dorian, we'll have two slow gin fizzes. 763 00:50:49,629 --> 00:50:53,509 Nicky, dear, you know we don't typically serve her kind in the Gray Room. 764 00:50:53,592 --> 00:50:55,552 Will you just get us the drinks, Gray? 765 00:50:56,511 --> 00:51:00,431 I'll make an exception because you're both so... beautiful. 766 00:51:11,860 --> 00:51:13,070 To losing one battle. 767 00:51:15,697 --> 00:51:16,697 Sabrina? 768 00:51:18,158 --> 00:51:20,698 "The half-witch must not ascend." 769 00:51:21,787 --> 00:51:23,287 That's what the demon said. 770 00:51:23,914 --> 00:51:25,834 Ascend to what, Nick? 771 00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:28,250 Not Top Boy. 772 00:51:29,336 --> 00:51:31,126 That's too small potatoes. 773 00:51:32,839 --> 00:51:33,839 Maybe... 774 00:51:34,674 --> 00:51:35,884 High Priestess. 775 00:51:37,177 --> 00:51:40,057 I, uh... I boasted to Father Blackwood 776 00:51:40,138 --> 00:51:43,098 that I would one day be High Priestess of the Church of Night. 777 00:51:43,975 --> 00:51:45,435 Maybe that's what they meant. 778 00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:52,229 Well, the hierarchies of Hell might not like that, 779 00:51:52,692 --> 00:51:54,492 but me, on the other hand... 780 00:51:57,697 --> 00:51:58,867 To Sabrina Spellman, 781 00:52:00,033 --> 00:52:03,203 future High Priestess of the Church of Night. 782 00:52:34,818 --> 00:52:37,698 Me invocare te in tenebris, 783 00:52:38,905 --> 00:52:40,525 dominus satanas. 784 00:52:41,992 --> 00:52:43,292 Venire ad me. 785 00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:54,590 Dark Lord. 786 00:52:56,131 --> 00:52:59,681 Forgive my... impudence in summoning you, 787 00:52:59,759 --> 00:53:04,219 but I thought it was time we caught up on a few things. 788 00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:07,926 Starting with Sabrina Spellman. 789 00:53:09,644 --> 00:53:14,114 I've begun to suspect that she's much more important to your plans... 790 00:53:15,984 --> 00:53:17,264 ...than you'd led me to believe. 791 00:54:27,889 --> 00:54:29,309 Greg, move your head!