1 00:00:00,934 --> 00:00:02,803 -David! -Syd? 2 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:05,073 David! 3 00:00:05,106 --> 00:00:07,508 (echoing) Syd? 4 00:00:07,541 --> 00:00:10,744 ANNOUNCER: Legion. All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX. 5 00:00:12,213 --> 00:00:15,183 FX presents... Pose. 6 00:00:18,286 --> 00:00:21,189 * Get ready, all you lonely girls * 7 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:23,257 The category is Realness: 8 00:00:23,291 --> 00:00:25,693 Bring It like a Weather Girl. 9 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:28,329 Who will show us whether it will be 10 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,664 rain or shine? 11 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:32,433 Who is real enough 12 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:36,070 to be on Channel 9...? 13 00:00:36,104 --> 00:00:38,606 Oh, Miss Angel. 14 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:42,243 Now, this category used to be for the juicy girls, 15 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:45,213 but not tonight! 16 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:47,615 * It's raining men * 17 00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:48,916 * Hallelujah! * 18 00:00:48,949 --> 00:00:51,085 PRAY TELL: Oh, let it snow. 19 00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:53,287 Let it snow. 20 00:00:53,321 --> 00:00:57,725 This Weather Girl is prepared for all of the elements. 21 00:00:57,758 --> 00:01:00,294 Yes, Miss Angel. Work, Miss Angel. 22 00:01:00,328 --> 00:01:02,396 Please, judges, your scores. 23 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:03,731 Please, your scores. 24 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:05,299 Ten. Ten. Ten. 25 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:06,534 Ten. Ten. 26 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,402 Grand prize, Miss Angel. 27 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:11,272 From the upstart house Evangelista. 28 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:12,373 (cheering) 29 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,608 (chanting): Angel! Angel! Angel! 30 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:18,112 Angel! Angel! 31 00:01:18,146 --> 00:01:22,150 * God bless Mother Nature * 32 00:01:22,183 --> 00:01:24,285 * She's a single woman, too * 33 00:01:24,318 --> 00:01:26,754 -* She took off to heaven... * -(laughter) 34 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:30,291 Go get Damon and tell him to meet me in the hallway. 35 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:33,093 * What she had to do... * 36 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:35,129 PRAY TELL: Next category, 37 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:36,964 you walk in ten minutes. 38 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:39,833 * Oh, it's raining men, yeah * 39 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:41,869 (cheering in distance) 40 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:45,506 What's going on? 41 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:47,641 I am walking this category. 42 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:49,343 Are you serious? I mean, hasn't she won this category, 43 00:01:49,377 --> 00:01:51,845 like, ten times? It would be like fighting Mike Tyson. 44 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:53,181 You spend enough time in this hall and you start 45 00:01:53,214 --> 00:01:54,582 to be able to feel the room. 46 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,417 You see the way they went crazy for Angel? 47 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,352 They're hungry for fresh faces tonight. 48 00:01:58,386 --> 00:02:00,621 The upsets and the underdogs. 49 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:02,156 I just don't want to see you get hurt. 50 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:05,626 Trust your mother. 51 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:07,495 I felt the wind in my face my whole life. 52 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,430 Which means I know when it's at my back. 53 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,432 Now help me get into this dress. 54 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:13,201 -* It's raining men. * -(audience cheering) 55 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:16,136 PRAY TELL: The category is Legendary Runway. 56 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:18,939 Who will prove themselves to be mother of all mothers 57 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,674 on the Parisian runway? 58 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:23,711 Dare anyone challenge reigning femme queen 59 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:26,714 Elektra Abundance? 60 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:29,283 -Going once... -(audience cheering) 61 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:30,351 Going twice... 62 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:34,788 AUDIENCE (chanting): Elektra! Elektra! 63 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:37,225 -No one? -Elektra! Elektra! 64 00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:39,560 Elektra! Elektra! Elektra! 65 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:41,995 Elektra! Elektra! 66 00:02:42,029 --> 00:02:43,731 Legendary children, 67 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:46,200 I do correct myself. 68 00:02:46,234 --> 00:02:48,702 A challenge has been issued. 69 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:49,903 (audience exclaims) 70 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:51,171 Clear the floor 71 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:52,873 or prepare to be trampled 72 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,242 by the magnificence 73 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:55,876 you are about to witness. 74 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:58,879 Walking against Elektra Abundance, 75 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:02,082 Blanca Evangelista! 76 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:04,117 (cheering) 77 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:10,258 * Love had to show me one thing * 78 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:12,092 * I was so right * 79 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:14,395 * So right * 80 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:18,165 * Thought I could turn emotion on and off * 81 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,268 * I was so sure * 82 00:03:20,301 --> 00:03:22,370 * I was so, so sure... * 83 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:27,408 * But love taught me * 84 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:29,543 * Who was, who was * 85 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:30,944 * The boss... * 86 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:32,380 * 87 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:34,415 PRAY TELL: And turn and lift and walk. 88 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:37,685 You are the last motherfuckers 89 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:40,087 on the runway. 90 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,955 Will you receive a standing ovation 91 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:45,058 from Bianca Jagger and David Bowie? 92 00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:49,897 Or will your collection fall flat on its face? 93 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:50,931 (shouting indistinctly) 94 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:53,301 To your places, ladies. 95 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:55,269 To your places. 96 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:56,737 AUDIENCE: Blanca! 97 00:03:56,770 --> 00:04:00,641 Blanca! Blanca! 98 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:02,576 Blanca! 99 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:04,812 PRAY TELL: Please, quiet, please. 100 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:07,948 Quiet, please. Quiet, please. 101 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:09,917 -Silence! -(cheering stops) 102 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:13,487 Judges, challenging though it may be, 103 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:15,389 the future is in your hands now. 104 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:18,225 Elektra first-- as she is reigning champion, 105 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,493 it is her honor. 106 00:04:19,527 --> 00:04:21,261 Scores, please. 107 00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:22,630 Ten, ten, 108 00:04:22,663 --> 00:04:25,833 -ten, ten, nine. -(audience exclaims) 109 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:27,167 Nine? 110 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:29,770 Are you blind in one eye? 111 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:31,439 Have you lost your ability to count to ten? 112 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:33,240 I demand an explanation. 113 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,309 I would give you an explanation if your outfit 114 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:37,311 didn't look like the inside of a coffin. 115 00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:39,480 (audience exclaims) 116 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:42,182 Ooh, shade of the panel. 117 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:43,784 (indistinct shouting) 118 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:45,953 It's fixed! It's fixed. 119 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:49,156 Who paid you, honey? Who paid you? 120 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:50,524 Now for Miss Blanca. 121 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:51,925 Scores, please. 122 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:55,496 Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten. 123 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:59,032 Grand prize-- Blanca Evangelista. 124 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:01,502 (cheering) 125 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:03,136 Congratulations. 126 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:04,938 * Who was the boss... * 127 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:06,974 (cheering, whistling) 128 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:14,948 AUDIENCE (chanting): Blanca! Blanca! Blanca! Blanca! 129 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:18,051 Blanca! Blanca! Blanca! 130 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:20,053 (cheering) 131 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:21,188 PRAY TELL: I must inform the audience 132 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:23,457 that after tonight's performance 133 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:26,894 there is another contender for Mother of the Year. 134 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:30,130 Miss Blanca has ushered a new legendary house 135 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:33,000 into the forefront of the ball world. 136 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:35,235 AUDIENCE (chanting): Blanca! Blanca! Blanca! 137 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,340 DAMON: You did that. 138 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:42,976 I was so proud of you. 139 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:45,579 You were just like... 140 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:48,482 Pride goeth forth before the fall. 141 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:50,584 That win was pure luck. 142 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:52,553 The judges were merely showing sympathy 143 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:54,822 for your virgin Legendary Walk. 144 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,190 Or perhaps the fix was in. 145 00:05:57,224 --> 00:05:58,726 I know it was Pray Tell who helped you make 146 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:00,227 that ill-fitting potato sack 147 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:01,829 you had draped over your bones tonight. 148 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,330 Who's to say he didn't tell the judges 149 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,232 to adjust my score so you and he could share 150 00:06:05,265 --> 00:06:06,534 a moment of glory? 151 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:08,936 You lost fair and square and you know it. 152 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:10,538 I suggest you get used to it. 153 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:12,773 (scoffs) Please. 154 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:14,274 You are the Cracker Barrel 155 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:15,909 to my Gucci and Saint Laurent. 156 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:19,580 (scoffs) So agitated, Elektra. 157 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:22,783 And here I thought old age would mellow a bitch. 158 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:26,687 It takes more than two trophies 159 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,056 to become a legendary house and take Mother of the Year. 160 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:30,958 I would know. 161 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:33,260 I've won it six times. 162 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:37,598 True, we aren't where you are, but we'll get there. 163 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:39,533 And soon, everything new will be old, 164 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:42,302 and everything old-- meaning you-- 165 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:45,138 will be in the gutter looking up at my perfectly sewn hemline. 166 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:47,808 Now, the only house I'm worried about at the moment 167 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:50,377 is the International House of Pancakes, 168 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,446 where we will celebrate and raise a fork 169 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,615 of the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity 170 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:57,417 to your inevitable demise. 171 00:06:57,451 --> 00:06:59,953 (Damon laughing) 172 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:05,258 -You read her. -She deserved it. 173 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:07,661 -(Damon laughs) -I got to go. 174 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,902 RICKY: Hey. 175 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:17,404 You're an Evangelista, right? 176 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,406 Yeah. 177 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:22,610 Y'all showed out in there tonight. 178 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:25,312 Thanks. 179 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,482 I'm Damon. 180 00:07:28,516 --> 00:07:29,950 Ricky. 181 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:34,588 Did you take a bath in Kouros Player cologne tonight? 182 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:36,356 Too much? 183 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:38,158 It's the right amount if you're trying 184 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:39,693 to cover up the stench of a dead body. 185 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:43,831 (snickers) No, I like it. 186 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:45,298 You smell good. 187 00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:48,168 Thank you. 188 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:50,470 What? You like my tank top? 189 00:07:50,504 --> 00:07:51,872 It's WilliWear. 190 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:53,541 I mopped it from Macy's. 191 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:56,209 I tie rubber bands around the bottom of my sweats. 192 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:59,947 I could stuff anything down there 193 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,349 and just walk out. 194 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:03,717 You thought of that yourself? 195 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:06,954 Smart. 196 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,822 You like smart boys? 197 00:08:08,856 --> 00:08:10,390 If they're cute. 198 00:08:11,391 --> 00:08:13,026 (Damon giggles) 199 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,795 Excuse me. 200 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:17,097 Oh, okay. 201 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:24,404 -(Damon snorts, laughs) -Excuse me. 202 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:26,540 (grunts) 203 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:28,676 (both laugh) 204 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:30,343 Oh, man. 205 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:33,714 You want to go grab a slice or something? On me. 206 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:35,482 You mean like a date? 207 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:38,586 I mean, I'm smart and cute, 208 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:40,688 -and I smell good. -(laughs) 209 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:43,557 I mean, you could do a lot worse. 210 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:48,495 Okay, but... 211 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,397 can we go sit at dinner and talk first? 212 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:52,199 I mean, isn't that what you're supposed to do on a date? 213 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:56,503 Oh, see... 214 00:08:56,536 --> 00:09:00,908 Sitting means waitresses, which means tips. 215 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:03,944 Slice and a stroll-- that's my idea of a date. 216 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:06,680 I'm gonna go get my stuff. 217 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:08,882 Don't go nowhere. 218 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:13,386 (mouths) 219 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:15,422 What was all of that? 220 00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:17,891 He asked me if I can go on a date. Can I go? 221 00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:19,760 He looks like trouble. 222 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:21,762 But they're always the ones I like, too. 223 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,430 Don't do nothing stupid. 224 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:24,732 Be back by 3:00 a.m. 225 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:26,634 No minute later, understand? 226 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:27,801 Yes, Mother. 227 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:29,803 All right. 228 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:40,147 (door opens) 229 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:42,282 (footfalls approach) 230 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,718 PRAY TELL: The category is... 231 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:48,155 Live... 232 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:50,457 Work... 233 00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:54,194 Pose! 234 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:57,831 * 235 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:18,752 RICKY: I don't get the hype around Janet. 236 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:21,354 She ain't Michael. 237 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:22,790 That's the point. 238 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,825 She's not trying to be Michael. 239 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,293 She's stepping out. 240 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:28,195 No daddy, no husband-- 241 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:31,098 just Janet on her own. 242 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:34,601 I mean, she's going for her dreams. 243 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:38,038 I love her for that. 244 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,707 I want that. 245 00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:44,712 Anyway, you're sleeping on Janet. 246 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:46,513 I mean, in 20 years, 247 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:49,316 you're gonna look back and tell me I was right. 248 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:52,019 You think we're gonna know each other in 20 years? 249 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,023 I don't know. 250 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,225 I hope. 251 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,962 It's cool. 252 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,330 We're with our people. 253 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:06,399 No one's gonna do anything. 254 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:17,978 Come on. 255 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,613 (clears throat) I want to show you something. 256 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,487 Where are you going? 257 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,522 (Damon laughs) 258 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:35,495 (pigeons coo) 259 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,065 (wings flapping) 260 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,410 Where are you? 261 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:51,979 RICKY: Over here. 262 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,290 -Boo! -(gasps) 263 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,958 (both laugh) 264 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,628 It's beautiful, right? 265 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:11,865 This is my favorite spot. 266 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,867 What's that smell? It stinks in here. 267 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:16,469 I didn't realize you were so bougie. 268 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:19,339 It's all right. I ain't into thugs. 269 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,711 I don't know how to do this. 270 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,980 Know how to do what? 271 00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:29,616 Um... 272 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,952 I've never kissed anyone before. 273 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:34,354 Ah. 274 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:38,525 Hold on. Um... here. 275 00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,832 * 276 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,336 (both laugh) 277 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,407 I've wanted to be alone with you ever since I first saw you. 278 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,943 Me, too. 279 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,249 Wait. We're moving too fast. 280 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,151 Ah, but I'm in love with you. 281 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,086 What? You just met me. 282 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,922 I know, but it's like I've known you my whole life. 283 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:11,691 Come on, let's have some fun before you meet someone better. 284 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,263 (sighs) I-I won't meet anybody better. 285 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,031 Oh, yeah, you will. 286 00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:20,100 You're gonna be a star. 287 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,768 You'll forget all about me. 288 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,871 You really think I'm gonna be a star? 289 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,873 Of course. 290 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:29,242 I believe in you. 291 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:38,018 (Damon moans) 292 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,687 -Ricky. Ricky. -What? What? What? 293 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:46,293 I'm not ready. 294 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,161 I'm sorry. 295 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:49,729 (clears throat) 296 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:54,567 Maybe we can go on a few dates first? 297 00:13:56,369 --> 00:14:00,173 Yeah. Sure. 298 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:03,676 Uh, how about next Saturday? 299 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:07,480 We can grab a slice, catch a movie? 300 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,649 Yeah, I'd like that. 301 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,285 Cool. 302 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,890 It's a date. 303 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,896 Come on. This is... 304 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,198 Bougie. 305 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,866 DAMON (laughing): It stinks in here. 306 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:30,070 -RICKY: Oh, God. -Where are you taking me? 307 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,757 (door squeaks) 308 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,792 (closes loudly) 309 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:59,299 (floorboards creaking) 310 00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:09,176 (floorboard creaks) 311 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:20,120 BLANCA: Damon? 312 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,155 Yeah? 313 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:38,205 Sit down. 314 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,616 Where have you been? 315 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,920 Ricky took me to the pier. 316 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,822 You're two hours late. 317 00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:58,358 I won't tolerate you breaking my rules. 318 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,162 Were you out drinking? 319 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,331 -No. -Did he give you any drugs? 320 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:07,600 No, ma'am. Mother. 321 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,737 So what possible reason could you have for disobeying me? 322 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,773 Did you have sex? 323 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,475 No. 324 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,177 We... 325 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,279 We kissed. 326 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,348 -And? -And that's it. 327 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,816 He wanted to do more, but... 328 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,256 I didn't want my first time to be at the pier. 329 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,863 Did your daddy ever give you the talk? 330 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,200 The talk? 331 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,235 The birds and the bees. 332 00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:45,905 Yeah, he did. 333 00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:48,741 (laughing): It was really awful. 334 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:51,644 Yeah, I mean, he was saying all this stuff about women's anatomy 335 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,880 and-and things like that, and... 336 00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,349 the whole time I was thinking, 337 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,985 this is not the information I need to get. 338 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,422 (laughing): Like, Sweet Baby Jesus, this is not helping me. 339 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,257 But, you know, I-I couldn't ask him 340 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:05,925 the questions I really wanted to know, 341 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,727 which was about... 342 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,663 what men do together and stuff, 343 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:14,534 or... I'd be found out. 344 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:21,508 And... I was afraid he'd kill me. 345 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,544 Well, here's what no one will tell you but me. 346 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,082 Gay life is hard. 347 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,691 Here. 348 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,294 No. I-I-I don't need these. 349 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:43,196 I-I'm not planning on having sex with Ricky. 350 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,265 Oh, child, no one ever plans on having sex. 351 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,400 And I can't be your mother and your conscience. 352 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,702 I'm not gonna always be here to protect you. 353 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,205 You are a good-looking young man. 354 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:55,142 And soon you are gonna want to start exploring, but you got 355 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,076 to make smart choices. 356 00:17:57,110 --> 00:18:00,147 Now, as a gay man, you have options when it comes to sex. 357 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,081 You can be a top or a bottom. 358 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:04,751 Uh, how will I know which one I am? 359 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,786 Well, there's no rule book. 360 00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:10,157 Sometimes you want to give, sometimes you want to receive. 361 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,259 Sometimes you want all the pleasure. 362 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,926 It's up to you. 363 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,129 -What if I'm a bottom... -Mm-hmm. 364 00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:18,498 ...and I fall for another bottom? 365 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,433 -Oh, don't. -You said there was no rules! 366 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,235 Oh, so what y'all gonna be doing, bumping purses all night? 367 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,637 (both laughing) 368 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:29,442 Look, don't overthink it. 369 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:33,180 When you find the right guy, you'll figure it out. 370 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,648 Just promise me you'll protect yourself. 371 00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,150 There's a virus out there, 372 00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:39,619 and if you catch it, it will kill you. 373 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:42,422 If you need condoms, you go and ask for them, 374 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:45,425 and if I'm not around, you go to the clinic. Understood? 375 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,027 Yes, Mother. 376 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:56,336 When will I know that I'm ready? 377 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,638 Well, when you have sex, 378 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:02,041 that's your decision to make, no one else's. 379 00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,344 Just listen to that voice in your head-- 380 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:06,813 the one that told you to come to New York. 381 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,781 That voice is intuition, 382 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,950 and I promise you she'll guide you, and if 383 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,186 you ever feel unsure about what that bitch has to say, 384 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:15,755 you come straight home to Mother. 385 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:24,331 Thank you. 386 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,734 (Damon sighs) 387 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:37,377 (clears throat) Damon... 388 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,712 if I could go back in time 389 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:42,515 and make different choices, I would. 390 00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:47,387 Don't ever give away your gifts... 391 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,456 for no one. 392 00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,577 (door closes in distance) 393 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,894 Mm. 394 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:41,574 * Oh, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah... * 395 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,976 (indistinct chatter) 396 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:48,047 * Oh, ah-ah, ah-ah... * 397 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,082 Hey, you found it! 398 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,387 This better be worth it, 399 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:57,089 'cause I'm missing 227 to come meet your ass. 400 00:20:57,123 --> 00:21:00,126 Why are we meeting here? 401 00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:01,561 Is this some kind of joke? 402 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,162 No, it was in the Village Voice. 403 00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:05,965 Best gay bar in Manhattan two years running. 404 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,900 I wanted something special 405 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,169 to celebrate me snagging my first trophy. 406 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:12,739 You do know they don't serve our kind here? 407 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,273 Bitch, shut up. 408 00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,309 Our money is just as good as anyone's. 409 00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:19,946 Happy Halloween, ladies. 410 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,748 -I'm done. -Uh-uh. No! 411 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,483 One drink. 412 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:27,354 I got a proposition for you. 413 00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:30,590 My house is going to crush all others. 414 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,692 They're gonna place a statue on the piers 415 00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:34,761 to commemorate us one day. 416 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,497 Big talk after one trophy. 417 00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:41,000 Now's the time to get in line before the line to get in starts 418 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:44,704 to snake its way around the block. 419 00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:46,773 I need a lieutenant. 420 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,508 A second in command. 421 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:49,942 Who? Me? 422 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:52,111 You hate Elektra just as much as anyone. 423 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,046 All she does is look down on you, 424 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,349 bragging about her rich daddy 425 00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:58,851 and her Weezy Jefferson apartment up on the East Side. 426 00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:00,887 She don't care about you. 427 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,955 And I'm not just starting a house. 428 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:05,792 We're gonna be a family that looks out for one another. 429 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:10,029 Elektra would rip your weave right off of your head 430 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:11,831 if she knew you was trying to steal me away. 431 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,232 Oh, so, what, you want to tell her? 432 00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:14,667 Fuck her. 433 00:22:14,701 --> 00:22:16,836 I ain't got no loyalty to her. 434 00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:19,972 But she helps me win, and I like to win. 435 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:22,208 Which means joining a house 436 00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:24,310 that ain't no more than a toddler 437 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:27,079 still soiling in his diapers ain't never gonna happen. 438 00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:31,851 Besides, maybe I want to start my own house one day. 439 00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:34,387 * It was only in my dreams... * 440 00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:36,823 Well, hello, handsome. 441 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,658 I'll have a Manhattan, 442 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:41,327 and my friend here is going to have a Malibu... 443 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,163 Malibu Rum and Tab on the rocks. 444 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,599 This one's on me, but then you got to go. 445 00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:49,569 I got ten guys in here asking me if it's drag night. 446 00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:51,571 Well, I'm sorry. We're not in drag. 447 00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:54,040 -We're women. -Even better. 448 00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:57,109 We don't like women in here. This is a gay bar. 449 00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:58,711 Well, I want to see a manager. 450 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,583 Girl, why you always got to pick fights you can't win? 451 00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:05,585 Because these are the ones worth fighting. 452 00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:07,386 I'm Mitchell the manager. 453 00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:09,288 Can we speak outside where it's quieter? 454 00:23:09,321 --> 00:23:10,289 (sighs) 455 00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:12,024 * Ah-ah * 456 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:16,696 * Ah-ah, ah-ah... * 457 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,598 (distant siren blaring) 458 00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:22,902 How could you discriminate against me in my own community? 459 00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:25,304 This bar is called Boy Lounge. 460 00:23:25,337 --> 00:23:27,640 We have a specific clientele-- 461 00:23:27,674 --> 00:23:30,276 gay, under 35... 462 00:23:30,309 --> 00:23:32,311 -White? -Frankly, yes. 463 00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:34,413 The New York City nightlife is segregated. 464 00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:37,049 Look, I've got a friend. She works at the Cubby Hole. 465 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:39,986 I'll call her. You guys can go. You can drink free all night. 466 00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:41,588 But I don't want that scene tonight. 467 00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:43,422 I'm sorry. I'm not throwing a costume party. 468 00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:47,827 Oh, this is not over. 469 00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:50,429 Bitch, it was over before it started. 470 00:23:50,463 --> 00:23:53,766 Everybody needs someone to make them feel superior. 471 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,768 That line ends with us, though. 472 00:23:55,802 --> 00:23:58,270 This shit runs downhill past the women, 473 00:23:58,304 --> 00:24:00,006 the blacks, Latins, 474 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:03,643 gays until it reaches the bottom and lands on our kind. 475 00:24:06,679 --> 00:24:08,815 HELENA: Five, six, seven, eight. 476 00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:10,583 Uh. Reach. 477 00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:13,152 Uh-huh. 478 00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:15,488 And legs! That's right. Oh! 479 00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:18,691 Huh. Uh-huh. 480 00:24:18,725 --> 00:24:21,027 Yes. Yes. 481 00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:25,431 Five, six, seven, eight. 482 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,166 Yes! Reach! 483 00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:29,936 Uh-huh. And... 484 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,471 breathing! 485 00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:35,942 Uh, and... 486 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:40,713 All right, everybody, that's the day. 487 00:24:40,747 --> 00:24:42,649 (laughs) 488 00:24:47,053 --> 00:24:49,055 (soft laughter, indistinct chatter) 489 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,731 Mr. Richards? 490 00:24:58,765 --> 00:25:01,167 You weren't rehearsing today. 491 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,902 I wasn't? 492 00:25:02,935 --> 00:25:05,471 No. You were dancing. 493 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,406 Rehearsal is getting ready for life. 494 00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:09,375 Dancing is living it. 495 00:25:09,408 --> 00:25:11,410 For an artist, greatness happens 496 00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:14,547 when you can take something organized 497 00:25:14,581 --> 00:25:17,984 and make it feel like it was improvised. 498 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:22,354 You've been doing that, and that's a skill I cannot teach. 499 00:25:22,388 --> 00:25:24,523 You either have it, or you don't. 500 00:25:24,557 --> 00:25:26,492 Great job. (laughs) 501 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:27,994 I'm impressed. 502 00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:30,396 Thank you so much. That means so much to me. 503 00:25:30,429 --> 00:25:32,865 I'm taking some students to the ballet on Saturday night. 504 00:25:32,899 --> 00:25:35,167 Mostly seniors, but one of them has the flu, 505 00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:36,736 so I have an extra ticket. 506 00:25:36,769 --> 00:25:40,072 It's a story of heartbreak, betrayal, revenge, 507 00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:42,742 the redemptive power of true love. 508 00:25:42,775 --> 00:25:44,376 That sounds like a play or something. 509 00:25:44,410 --> 00:25:46,846 Dancers tell stories with their bodies. 510 00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:48,615 Technique is nothing if it doesn't reveal 511 00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:50,449 some personal truth. 512 00:25:50,482 --> 00:25:53,886 Be outside Roosevelt Hall at 7:00 on Saturday night. 513 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,788 This is a big opportunity for you. 514 00:25:55,822 --> 00:25:57,423 Don't blow it. 515 00:25:57,456 --> 00:26:00,893 I'll be there. 516 00:26:00,927 --> 00:26:02,929 (quietly): Yes. 517 00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:11,904 (Lil Papi chewing) 518 00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:14,440 Why are you eating like this is your last meal? 519 00:26:14,473 --> 00:26:16,142 -'Cause this food is bomb. -Ugh. 520 00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:17,476 Close your mouth, hood rat. 521 00:26:17,509 --> 00:26:19,912 -Mmm, mmm. -Oh, my God. 522 00:26:19,946 --> 00:26:22,649 (Lil Papi laughs) 523 00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:25,284 Um, excuse me. Where the hell are you going? 524 00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:28,955 Sit your ass down. We are having a mandatory family meeting. 525 00:26:28,988 --> 00:26:32,124 And where did that come from? 526 00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:33,626 I bought it. 527 00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:35,795 -With what money? -Money. 528 00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:38,130 Oh, how does anyone make good money these days? 529 00:26:38,164 --> 00:26:41,067 Waiting tables, cleaning gutters, 530 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,135 working as a street pharmacist. 531 00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:45,337 Yo, mind your business. 532 00:26:45,371 --> 00:26:46,906 -Are you dealing? -No. 533 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:48,808 If I find out that you're doing anything illegal, 534 00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:50,342 you will be out of this house. 535 00:26:50,376 --> 00:26:52,344 -Do you understand me? -Yup. 536 00:26:52,378 --> 00:26:53,913 Hey, y'all. 537 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:56,515 See, now, if that was me, I'd have got my ass read 538 00:26:56,548 --> 00:26:57,984 like a library book. 539 00:26:58,017 --> 00:26:59,819 Where did you get that jacket from? 540 00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:01,253 Oh, I bought it at the Goodwill. 541 00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:02,488 -Oh. -In the dollar bin. 542 00:27:02,521 --> 00:27:05,024 My dance instructor is taking me 543 00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:07,526 to the ballet this Saturday. 544 00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:09,295 Oh, you fancy, huh? 545 00:27:09,328 --> 00:27:10,963 (all voicing assent) 546 00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:12,765 BLANCA: Well, that is a moment 547 00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:15,768 to celebrate-- one of my children is going to the ballet. 548 00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:18,637 I mean, I was supposed to have a date with Ricky, 549 00:27:18,671 --> 00:27:20,673 but I don't have his phone number 550 00:27:20,707 --> 00:27:22,775 -to reschedule. -LIL PAPI: Don't really matter if you show up. 551 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:25,277 Ricky's a hit-it-and-quit-it type. 552 00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:27,479 Trust and believe, you've already been replaced. 553 00:27:27,513 --> 00:27:29,682 Okay, that's enough. Thank you. 554 00:27:29,716 --> 00:27:32,018 Damon, soak this moment up, okay? 555 00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:34,486 This is just the beginning of many more doors 556 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,889 like this one opening for you, for all of us. 557 00:27:36,923 --> 00:27:38,390 You made your mother proud. 558 00:27:38,424 --> 00:27:40,392 (laughs) 559 00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:45,531 All right, now, I got something to share with all of y'all. 560 00:27:45,564 --> 00:27:48,034 This may come as a shock, but I'm not gonna be competing 561 00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:50,236 in the Saint Laurent ball this weekend. 562 00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:52,338 -What? Wh-Why? -What? 563 00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:55,141 There are things more important than prizes, 564 00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:56,843 like my dignity. 565 00:27:56,876 --> 00:27:58,377 DAMON: Wait. Did something happen? 566 00:27:58,410 --> 00:28:00,046 I went to a gay bar downtown 567 00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:01,647 for a celebratory cocktail, 568 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,415 and the bastards refused to serve me. 569 00:28:03,449 --> 00:28:05,017 I don't understand. 570 00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:07,053 I mean, if they're gay, why did they turn you away? 571 00:28:07,086 --> 00:28:09,488 Gay, straight-- it doesn't matter. 572 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:12,558 They all think we got psychological issues. 573 00:28:12,591 --> 00:28:15,895 They don't see us as real. 574 00:28:15,928 --> 00:28:18,197 It's not fair. 575 00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:20,199 Nothing in life is fair. 576 00:28:20,232 --> 00:28:22,101 But that's okay, though. 577 00:28:22,134 --> 00:28:23,770 I'm-a do something about it, 578 00:28:23,803 --> 00:28:25,504 so that my children's world is better 579 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:28,174 than the one I grew up in. 580 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:30,209 ("Head to Toe" by Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam playing) 581 00:28:38,885 --> 00:28:42,454 * Head to toe * 582 00:28:43,489 --> 00:28:46,926 * I know * 583 00:28:46,959 --> 00:28:50,897 * Today started with a crazy kiss * 584 00:28:50,930 --> 00:28:52,932 * On our way home... * 585 00:28:55,001 --> 00:28:56,969 You're asking for trouble. 586 00:28:57,003 --> 00:28:58,404 I want a Manhattan. 587 00:28:58,437 --> 00:29:01,107 I want a drink, just like everybody else. 588 00:29:05,177 --> 00:29:06,145 * Who would have thought * 589 00:29:06,178 --> 00:29:08,047 * That we would become lovers * 590 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,249 * As friends... * 591 00:29:10,282 --> 00:29:11,918 (Blanca gasps) 592 00:29:11,951 --> 00:29:14,220 MAN: Yeah, get her out. 593 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:16,455 (men laughing) 594 00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:21,727 I should be able to drink wherever I want! 595 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,563 * You got to know. * 596 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:26,598 (adding machine clicking) 597 00:29:32,671 --> 00:29:34,941 There's my Jersey boy. 598 00:29:34,974 --> 00:29:36,408 How do you like the new de Ville? 599 00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:37,643 Like driving a cloud. 600 00:29:37,676 --> 00:29:38,811 I told him to get the new de Ville. 601 00:29:38,845 --> 00:29:40,012 He's got a good eye for style, 602 00:29:40,046 --> 00:29:41,881 but he needs a little help from the professionals. 603 00:29:43,816 --> 00:29:45,918 Hey. How you doing? 604 00:29:45,952 --> 00:29:47,987 Come on in. 605 00:29:49,989 --> 00:29:51,991 (adding machine clicking) 606 00:30:01,567 --> 00:30:04,670 We never used to have so many. 607 00:30:06,705 --> 00:30:10,009 Yeah, well, this is what success looks like. 608 00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:12,278 You think we're successful enough 609 00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:14,146 -to get a dishwasher? -You serious? 610 00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:16,815 Do you see how underwater we are now? Look at all this. 611 00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:19,285 We have a Cadillac in the garage. 612 00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:20,519 There's a ball gown in mine 613 00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:22,554 that costs $900 that I've worn once. 614 00:30:22,588 --> 00:30:23,689 If we don't have any money, 615 00:30:23,722 --> 00:30:24,957 then how are you paying for all these things? 616 00:30:24,991 --> 00:30:26,025 We need all that stuff. 617 00:30:26,058 --> 00:30:27,894 We need a dishwasher. 618 00:30:27,927 --> 00:30:30,629 We have a baby, and I'm up doing dishes by hand 619 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:32,364 until The Tonight Show starts. 620 00:30:35,401 --> 00:30:36,903 You don't understand how it works 621 00:30:36,936 --> 00:30:38,304 out there in Manhattan, okay? 622 00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:40,039 You have to look the part or they won't let you 623 00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:41,673 into the big club. 624 00:30:41,707 --> 00:30:43,910 You wore that gown to the big event at 21 the other night, 625 00:30:43,943 --> 00:30:45,377 and now they all think you're one of them. 626 00:30:45,411 --> 00:30:46,778 -So what? -So what?! 627 00:30:49,081 --> 00:30:51,383 You know anybody with a corner office 628 00:30:51,417 --> 00:30:53,019 in one of those skyscrapers in Midtown? 629 00:30:53,052 --> 00:30:54,586 Or a place in Montauk of their own? 630 00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:56,055 -No. -No. 631 00:30:56,088 --> 00:30:58,724 You don't. Because people like us don't get invited. 632 00:30:58,757 --> 00:31:00,092 We don't get a shot at it. 633 00:31:00,126 --> 00:31:01,593 But I got a one-in-a-million chance here, 634 00:31:01,627 --> 00:31:03,762 and I made that happen because I'm adaptable. 635 00:31:03,795 --> 00:31:05,264 I know how to play the part. 636 00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:06,999 But you have no idea 637 00:31:07,033 --> 00:31:08,667 how much pressure that puts on me. 638 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:11,203 I have to be on 100% of the time, 639 00:31:11,237 --> 00:31:13,339 and I can't do that if you're second-guessing me 640 00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:15,741 and pressuring me to buy things that you don't need 641 00:31:15,774 --> 00:31:17,343 and that we can't afford. 642 00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:20,546 Baby, baby, is any of this really worth it? 643 00:31:23,149 --> 00:31:25,117 (scoffs) 644 00:31:25,151 --> 00:31:26,518 I got to go back to the office. 645 00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:28,120 It's Saturday. 646 00:31:28,154 --> 00:31:29,621 Yeah, it's Saturday. 647 00:31:29,655 --> 00:31:31,690 If I'm gonna have to put up with this version of you, 648 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,459 I should at least get a dishwasher out of it. 649 00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:35,361 (door opens) 650 00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:36,728 -Asshole. -(door closes) 651 00:31:58,684 --> 00:32:02,088 Mr. Richards, I'm glad you could join us. 652 00:32:04,456 --> 00:32:06,658 -You're looking sharp. -Really? 653 00:32:06,692 --> 00:32:08,294 -Mm-hmm. -Thanks. 654 00:32:08,327 --> 00:32:10,062 Ah, showtime. 655 00:32:10,096 --> 00:32:11,964 Let's find our seats. 656 00:32:31,017 --> 00:32:33,019 (classical music playing) 657 00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:50,036 * 658 00:33:10,089 --> 00:33:12,091 * 659 00:33:39,251 --> 00:33:42,020 Applause comes at the end. 660 00:34:06,712 --> 00:34:08,714 (exhales) 661 00:34:13,985 --> 00:34:15,954 Hey! 662 00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:27,466 You a cop? 663 00:34:27,499 --> 00:34:30,236 I'm looking for Angel. I'm a friend. 664 00:34:30,269 --> 00:34:31,870 (chuckles) I'm sure you are. 665 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,705 She's working indoors now. 666 00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:35,974 Me, myself, I prefer the fresh air. 667 00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:37,543 What, you mean, like, she got a regular job 668 00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:39,044 -at a store or something? -(chuckles) 669 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,647 You know that place in Times Square, 670 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,915 Show World? 671 00:34:43,949 --> 00:34:45,951 (whispering): Go give her a visit. 672 00:34:51,957 --> 00:34:53,959 (engine starts) 673 00:35:00,866 --> 00:35:02,868 ("Slave to Love" by Bryan Ferry playing) 674 00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:30,862 * 675 00:35:48,714 --> 00:35:50,349 Got to buy tokens here. 676 00:35:50,382 --> 00:35:52,184 Ten-dollar minimum. 677 00:35:52,218 --> 00:35:54,986 * Tell her I'll be waiting... * 678 00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:57,489 How's it work if I'm looking for someone specific? 679 00:35:57,523 --> 00:35:59,491 I'm here to see Angel. 680 00:35:59,525 --> 00:36:01,059 Yeah, he's popular. 681 00:36:01,092 --> 00:36:03,562 She. 682 00:36:03,595 --> 00:36:06,332 Whatever you say, boss. 683 00:36:06,365 --> 00:36:09,067 Second-to-last door on the left. 684 00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:12,070 * You've got to know * 685 00:36:12,103 --> 00:36:15,073 -* How the strong get weak * -(women moaning) 686 00:36:15,106 --> 00:36:17,075 * And the rich get poor * 687 00:36:17,108 --> 00:36:19,211 * Slave to love * 688 00:36:19,245 --> 00:36:20,212 (woman moans) 689 00:36:20,246 --> 00:36:21,247 * Oh * 690 00:36:23,282 --> 00:36:26,952 -* Slave to love * -(woman moans) 691 00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:33,859 -(man panting) -* You're running with me * 692 00:36:35,427 --> 00:36:38,397 * Don't touch the ground * 693 00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:41,400 * We're the restless-hearted * 694 00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:45,271 -* Not the chained and bound * -(curtain flaps) 695 00:36:45,304 --> 00:36:48,340 -* The sky is burning * -(zips) 696 00:36:48,374 --> 00:36:51,277 * A sea of flame * 697 00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:54,045 * Though your world is changing * 698 00:36:54,079 --> 00:36:56,382 * I will be the same * 699 00:36:56,415 --> 00:36:58,784 * Slave to love * 700 00:36:58,817 --> 00:37:01,453 * Oh * 701 00:37:02,454 --> 00:37:04,089 * Slave to love... * 702 00:37:06,758 --> 00:37:09,595 Well... 703 00:37:09,628 --> 00:37:12,698 if it isn't my uptown businessman. 704 00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:14,232 I knew you'd find me. 705 00:37:14,266 --> 00:37:17,736 You can't stay away from your Angel too long. 706 00:37:17,769 --> 00:37:19,705 * No, I can't escape * 707 00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:21,139 * I'm a slave to love... * 708 00:37:21,172 --> 00:37:22,374 Why are you here? 709 00:37:22,408 --> 00:37:25,411 This place isn't right for you. 710 00:37:25,444 --> 00:37:28,914 I make $125 a night here. 711 00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:30,816 And no one touches me. 712 00:37:30,849 --> 00:37:32,784 Don't you want me to be safe? 713 00:37:32,818 --> 00:37:36,988 I get jealous that so many men see you like this. 714 00:37:37,022 --> 00:37:38,256 Hmm. 715 00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:40,559 Does that make you mad? 716 00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:42,428 Do I look like a kept woman to you? 717 00:37:45,831 --> 00:37:49,568 A kept woman would be in a high-rise apartment 718 00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:52,404 in Riverdale with a refrigerator full of groceries 719 00:37:52,438 --> 00:37:54,373 and a mink coat in her closet. 720 00:37:56,174 --> 00:37:59,177 * 721 00:38:08,153 --> 00:38:11,156 Do you ever do things with guys here? 722 00:38:12,858 --> 00:38:15,494 Sweetheart... 723 00:38:15,527 --> 00:38:17,262 a lady never tells. 724 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:18,997 And I'm not appreciating your attitude. 725 00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:22,334 Especially considering 726 00:38:22,368 --> 00:38:25,036 this is the first time I'm seeing you 727 00:38:25,070 --> 00:38:27,205 in three weeks. 728 00:38:27,238 --> 00:38:29,941 * We're too young to reason * 729 00:38:29,975 --> 00:38:31,777 * Too grown-up to dream... * 730 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,945 I can't stop thinking about you. 731 00:38:33,979 --> 00:38:35,381 * Now spring is turning... * 732 00:38:35,414 --> 00:38:36,715 At work. 733 00:38:36,748 --> 00:38:39,351 When I'm in bed with my wife. 734 00:38:39,385 --> 00:38:41,152 I drive by the piers almost every night, 735 00:38:41,186 --> 00:38:42,788 but I get too scared to pull over. 736 00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:44,690 * I can see your smile... * 737 00:38:44,723 --> 00:38:46,057 Scared of what? 738 00:38:46,091 --> 00:38:47,993 * Na-na-na-na... * 739 00:38:48,026 --> 00:38:50,295 I don't like you in a place like this. 740 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:51,296 * Na-na-na-na * 741 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:53,632 * Slave to love... * 742 00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:56,167 A lady needs to make a living. 743 00:38:56,201 --> 00:39:00,372 Can I take you to get some... food? 744 00:39:00,406 --> 00:39:02,574 Coffee or something? 745 00:39:02,608 --> 00:39:03,975 * Na-na-na-na * 746 00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:05,511 * Slave to love... * 747 00:39:05,544 --> 00:39:07,679 I have break in an hour. 748 00:39:07,713 --> 00:39:09,381 We can walk to a diner. 749 00:39:09,415 --> 00:39:11,650 Okay. 750 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:14,219 Where should I wait for you? 751 00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:18,990 * Slave to love * 752 00:39:19,024 --> 00:39:21,893 * No, I can't escape * 753 00:39:21,927 --> 00:39:24,530 * I'm a slave to love * 754 00:39:25,564 --> 00:39:27,533 * Na-na-na-na... * 755 00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:37,108 The category is Dynasty. 756 00:39:37,142 --> 00:39:40,412 I want to see all the rich bitch fantasy 757 00:39:40,446 --> 00:39:42,247 in full effect. 758 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:46,284 * But now, whenever we're together * 759 00:39:46,317 --> 00:39:48,454 * There's a certain feelin' there... * 760 00:39:48,487 --> 00:39:50,556 PRAY TELL: Ah, yes. 761 00:39:50,589 --> 00:39:54,025 Looking like a ghetto Banjee Fallon. 762 00:39:54,059 --> 00:39:56,094 Work, mama. Scores, scores, please. 763 00:39:56,127 --> 00:39:57,095 Yeah! 764 00:39:57,128 --> 00:40:00,098 Here we have Dominique Deveraux, 765 00:40:00,131 --> 00:40:01,967 replete with boa. 766 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,636 * Everything I touch turns to gold... * 767 00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:07,305 Darling, the champagne is burnt. 768 00:40:07,338 --> 00:40:09,441 (laughter, boos) 769 00:40:09,475 --> 00:40:11,443 (cheers and applause) 770 00:40:11,477 --> 00:40:13,211 * And your soul... * 771 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:14,780 Oh, and what have we here? 772 00:40:14,813 --> 00:40:17,749 Bringing her best attempt at Heather Locklear. 773 00:40:17,783 --> 00:40:18,917 (cheers and applause) 774 00:40:18,950 --> 00:40:21,453 Mmm, darling, 775 00:40:21,487 --> 00:40:24,422 more like T.J. Hooker. 776 00:40:24,456 --> 00:40:26,024 (laughter) 777 00:40:27,459 --> 00:40:32,498 Hmm, is it Krystle Carrington-- Linda Evans? 778 00:40:32,531 --> 00:40:35,266 Oh, my children, I'm afeared that this show 779 00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:37,469 is about to be canceled. 780 00:40:37,503 --> 00:40:39,404 Children, I repeat, 781 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:42,774 the category is Dynasty, 782 00:40:42,808 --> 00:40:45,577 not goddamn Falcon Crest! 783 00:40:45,611 --> 00:40:49,180 We don't need no spinoffs up in this bitch. 784 00:40:49,214 --> 00:40:50,749 (cheers and applause) 785 00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:52,518 * Everything I touch turns to gold... * 786 00:40:52,551 --> 00:40:55,320 -The eleganza! -(cheers and applause) 787 00:40:55,353 --> 00:40:58,289 Miss Elektra is bringing us Alexis Carrington 788 00:40:58,323 --> 00:40:59,625 in full effect. 789 00:40:59,658 --> 00:41:00,792 Show them how it's done. 790 00:41:00,826 --> 00:41:02,828 Show them how it's done. 791 00:41:02,861 --> 00:41:06,297 * Oh... * 792 00:41:06,331 --> 00:41:07,432 (chanting): Elektra! Elektra! 793 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:10,468 Elektra! Elektra! Elektra! 794 00:41:12,704 --> 00:41:14,873 * Touch, touch * 795 00:41:14,906 --> 00:41:16,875 * Touch, touch * 796 00:41:16,908 --> 00:41:19,077 * Touch, touch... * 797 00:41:20,646 --> 00:41:23,682 PRAY TELL: Showing the children how it's done. 798 00:41:23,715 --> 00:41:26,618 And the scores are ten, ten, ten, 799 00:41:26,652 --> 00:41:28,620 tens across the board. 800 00:41:28,654 --> 00:41:31,322 And the grand prize goes to-- 801 00:41:31,356 --> 00:41:33,992 with no competition-- 802 00:41:34,025 --> 00:41:38,429 Miss Elektra, Abundance. 803 00:41:40,231 --> 00:41:42,300 (cheering) 804 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:44,302 Once again. 805 00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:46,572 She brings it every time. 806 00:41:46,605 --> 00:41:49,708 She brings it every time. 807 00:41:49,741 --> 00:41:51,142 * Touch, touch * 808 00:41:51,176 --> 00:41:53,378 * I've got the Midas touch * 809 00:41:53,411 --> 00:41:57,415 * Baby, let me touch your body and your soul... * 810 00:41:57,448 --> 00:41:59,350 (cheering) 811 00:41:59,384 --> 00:42:02,921 * I've got the Midas touch. * 812 00:42:06,625 --> 00:42:07,926 Why the attitude? 813 00:42:07,959 --> 00:42:09,828 We did amazing tonight. 814 00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:11,997 A victory's hollow if there's no real competition. 815 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:13,498 How dare The House of Evangelista 816 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:14,733 not show their faces tonight? 817 00:42:14,766 --> 00:42:16,768 Where the fuck was Blanca? 818 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,239 Is this the life you want, 819 00:42:21,272 --> 00:42:23,074 dancing in a place like that? 820 00:42:24,142 --> 00:42:26,244 It's safe behind the glass. 821 00:42:26,277 --> 00:42:28,013 Money is good. 822 00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:30,148 And I like being admired. 823 00:42:33,952 --> 00:42:36,387 I don't like other men touching you. 824 00:42:37,889 --> 00:42:39,791 How much do you make a week? 825 00:42:41,459 --> 00:42:43,862 You trying to put me on a retainer, sweetheart? 826 00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:45,263 I'm sorry. I didn't... 827 00:42:45,296 --> 00:42:47,098 I didn't mean it like that. 828 00:42:50,636 --> 00:42:52,203 (inhales, exhales) 829 00:42:52,237 --> 00:42:55,106 What if I got you a place of your own? 830 00:42:55,140 --> 00:42:57,575 A kept woman? 831 00:42:57,609 --> 00:43:00,478 I must warn you, 832 00:43:00,511 --> 00:43:02,614 I cannot cook. 833 00:43:02,648 --> 00:43:04,049 -(chuckles) -Unless you count 834 00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:06,051 opening a can of SpaghettiOs. 835 00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:08,720 I want a year lease. 836 00:43:08,754 --> 00:43:10,889 I don't want you running away and leaving me holding the bag 837 00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:12,457 once you get me out of your system. 838 00:43:12,490 --> 00:43:14,660 No, it's not like that. I swear. 839 00:43:17,095 --> 00:43:19,130 But okay. 840 00:43:19,164 --> 00:43:21,432 A year. 841 00:43:25,536 --> 00:43:27,505 I can't leave my wife, though, 842 00:43:27,538 --> 00:43:30,776 or promise that I could see you every day. 843 00:43:30,809 --> 00:43:32,844 I can't help you if I can't keep my life. 844 00:43:33,879 --> 00:43:36,614 I should refuse you, right? 845 00:43:36,648 --> 00:43:38,583 Demand commitment. 846 00:43:38,616 --> 00:43:42,320 But I've also learned how to keep my dignity, 847 00:43:42,353 --> 00:43:45,590 even when I'm kneeling down for scraps 848 00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:47,826 under the table. 849 00:43:49,861 --> 00:43:51,830 My hope is that, over time, 850 00:43:51,863 --> 00:43:54,032 I can help you want more for yourself. 851 00:43:54,065 --> 00:43:55,300 (chuckles) 852 00:43:55,333 --> 00:43:57,869 You talking about dreams? 853 00:43:57,903 --> 00:44:00,305 Aspirations? 854 00:44:00,338 --> 00:44:02,674 Those are only words 855 00:44:02,708 --> 00:44:04,843 that only last in the suburbs. 856 00:44:04,876 --> 00:44:06,678 All I know 857 00:44:06,712 --> 00:44:09,514 is that I'm-a have a roof over my head, 858 00:44:09,547 --> 00:44:13,785 a little spending cash for clothes for the balls, 859 00:44:13,819 --> 00:44:17,622 and my chances of not getting killed in the gutter 860 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:20,391 just increased considerably. 861 00:44:20,425 --> 00:44:22,694 I'm fine with that for now. 862 00:44:22,728 --> 00:44:25,063 (chuckles softly) 863 00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:31,502 What's your deal here? 864 00:44:31,536 --> 00:44:33,004 Usually, the ones like you 865 00:44:33,038 --> 00:44:35,741 are either gay-- won't admit it-- 866 00:44:35,774 --> 00:44:38,977 or straight but too afraid to ask their wife 867 00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:40,712 to stick a finger up their behind. 868 00:44:40,746 --> 00:44:42,547 (chuckles): Jesus. 869 00:44:42,580 --> 00:44:45,751 I'm neither of those things. 870 00:44:45,784 --> 00:44:47,919 I'm not gay. 871 00:44:47,953 --> 00:44:50,255 I don't understand. 872 00:44:50,288 --> 00:44:52,257 You hadn't touched me. 873 00:44:52,290 --> 00:44:54,525 Not a blow job in the car or nothing. 874 00:44:54,559 --> 00:44:56,895 But you want to possess me. 875 00:44:56,928 --> 00:44:58,897 Why? 876 00:44:58,930 --> 00:45:00,766 What are you? 877 00:45:02,633 --> 00:45:04,602 I'm no one. 878 00:45:04,635 --> 00:45:07,038 I want what I'm supposed to want, 879 00:45:07,072 --> 00:45:08,406 I wear what I'm supposed to wear, 880 00:45:08,439 --> 00:45:11,109 and I work where I'm supposed to work. 881 00:45:11,142 --> 00:45:14,179 I stand for nothing. 882 00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:17,348 I've never fought in a war and I probably won't ever have to, 883 00:45:17,382 --> 00:45:19,851 'cause the next one's gonna kill us all. 884 00:45:19,885 --> 00:45:21,686 I can buy things I can't afford, 885 00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:24,122 which means they're never really mine. 886 00:45:25,290 --> 00:45:26,925 I don't live. 887 00:45:26,958 --> 00:45:28,760 I don't believe. 888 00:45:28,794 --> 00:45:31,362 I accumulate. 889 00:45:31,396 --> 00:45:33,865 I'm a brand-- 890 00:45:33,899 --> 00:45:36,501 a middle-class white guy. 891 00:45:37,803 --> 00:45:39,604 But you're who you are 892 00:45:39,637 --> 00:45:41,706 even though the price you pay for it 893 00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:44,442 is being disinvited from the rest of the world. 894 00:45:45,576 --> 00:45:47,879 I'm the one playing dress-up. 895 00:45:47,913 --> 00:45:50,548 Is it wrong to want to be with one of the few people 896 00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:53,318 in the world who isn't, 897 00:45:53,351 --> 00:45:55,954 to have one person in my life 898 00:45:55,987 --> 00:45:57,789 who I know is real? 899 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:13,271 You think of me as a real woman? 900 00:46:15,140 --> 00:46:18,009 You'd be crazy to choose this life if you didn't have to. 901 00:46:25,016 --> 00:46:26,651 I... 902 00:46:26,684 --> 00:46:29,154 have to get back to work. 903 00:46:29,187 --> 00:46:31,622 You know where to find me 904 00:46:31,656 --> 00:46:34,025 once you've made all your arrangements. 905 00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:37,695 Hey. Hey. 906 00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:45,336 Do you believe in love? 907 00:46:45,370 --> 00:46:48,206 Or is that just a word for the suburbs, too? 908 00:46:51,042 --> 00:46:52,577 (sniffles) 909 00:46:58,383 --> 00:47:00,685 (door opens) 910 00:47:00,718 --> 00:47:02,453 (door closes) 911 00:47:02,487 --> 00:47:04,122 LIL PAPI: How was your fancy trip to the ballet? 912 00:47:04,155 --> 00:47:07,692 It was magical. 913 00:47:07,725 --> 00:47:09,827 -(laughs) -You know, one day, 914 00:47:09,861 --> 00:47:13,031 I'm-a be on that stage, and I expect you to come and see me. 915 00:47:13,064 --> 00:47:15,033 How much are you gonna pay me to show up? 916 00:47:15,066 --> 00:47:17,002 -(laughs) -Uh, you know what? 917 00:47:17,035 --> 00:47:18,636 -Forget I even invited you. -Nah, 918 00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:20,705 I'll show up for, like, 15 minutes before dipping. 919 00:47:20,738 --> 00:47:22,207 -Uh-uh. -(laughs) 920 00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:24,075 You're too much, though. 921 00:47:24,109 --> 00:47:27,045 Was it worth ditching your date, though? 922 00:47:27,078 --> 00:47:29,547 I think so. 923 00:47:29,580 --> 00:47:31,182 A'ight, so then... 924 00:47:31,216 --> 00:47:33,218 (whistles) 925 00:47:51,069 --> 00:47:53,204 You shouldn't be selling drugs out in the open. 926 00:47:53,238 --> 00:47:56,074 It's dangerous. If Blanca finds out, she's gonna take... 927 00:47:56,107 --> 00:47:57,775 Only way she'll find out is if you flap your gums. 928 00:47:57,808 --> 00:47:59,477 (pager beeping) 929 00:48:00,946 --> 00:48:02,948 Yo, I got to run. 930 00:48:04,115 --> 00:48:06,117 (skateboard departing) 931 00:48:21,399 --> 00:48:22,900 Ricky? 932 00:48:22,934 --> 00:48:25,436 Hey, uh, Damon. 933 00:48:26,671 --> 00:48:29,574 This is Midnight. 934 00:48:31,342 --> 00:48:33,344 Nice to meet you. 935 00:48:34,812 --> 00:48:37,282 Can we speak in private? 936 00:48:39,584 --> 00:48:41,586 Can you give me a minute? 937 00:48:45,256 --> 00:48:47,558 Is that your girlfriend? 938 00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:49,294 (chuckles) 939 00:48:49,327 --> 00:48:52,130 -I'm not the boyfriend type. -So what type are you? 940 00:48:52,163 --> 00:48:53,731 The type that sits around waiting in the pizza shop 941 00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:55,533 for an hour and a half like an asshole. 942 00:48:56,834 --> 00:49:00,805 I'm the asshole, and I'm sorry. 943 00:49:00,838 --> 00:49:03,141 I didn't show up because I was at the ballet. 944 00:49:03,174 --> 00:49:05,143 -My teacher gave me a ticket. -School? 945 00:49:05,176 --> 00:49:06,978 I thought you wasn't bougie. 946 00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:11,582 I didn't move to New York looking for a relationship. 947 00:49:11,616 --> 00:49:14,152 I mean, I came here to make my dreams come true. 948 00:49:14,185 --> 00:49:16,687 I got kicked out of my home for being gay. 949 00:49:16,721 --> 00:49:18,423 And then I spent weeks on a park bench 950 00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:20,025 because I had nothing. 951 00:49:20,058 --> 00:49:22,027 I mean, Blanca gave me a warm meal 952 00:49:22,060 --> 00:49:24,095 and a place to stay, and being a part of her house 953 00:49:24,129 --> 00:49:25,796 means I have to follow her rules. 954 00:49:25,830 --> 00:49:28,199 If I have to choose between education and dating, 955 00:49:28,233 --> 00:49:29,434 I choose the ballet. 956 00:49:29,467 --> 00:49:30,668 Whatever. It's all good. 957 00:49:30,701 --> 00:49:32,137 (sniffles) 958 00:49:32,170 --> 00:49:35,006 Seems like you moved on, so no big deal, right? 959 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,841 Yeah, no biggie. 960 00:49:36,874 --> 00:49:39,444 You know, you ain't the only one who came here with a dream. 961 00:49:39,477 --> 00:49:41,612 I'm still sleeping on that park bench. 962 00:49:41,646 --> 00:49:43,548 You could join a house. 963 00:49:43,581 --> 00:49:44,682 Don't nobody want me to join their house. 964 00:49:44,715 --> 00:49:46,117 You can't sleep on the street. 965 00:49:46,151 --> 00:49:47,618 It's what I do every night. 966 00:49:47,652 --> 00:49:49,454 Just yesterday, I stole a couple 40s 967 00:49:49,487 --> 00:49:51,322 and got smashed right over there. 968 00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:55,660 You know, you were smart for not showing up. 969 00:49:55,693 --> 00:49:57,728 I'm just a fuckup. 970 00:49:57,762 --> 00:50:00,165 -That's not true. -Yeah, it is. 971 00:50:02,167 --> 00:50:05,836 You know, when I first saw you, I thought, 972 00:50:05,870 --> 00:50:07,905 "That shorty's going places." 973 00:50:07,938 --> 00:50:12,377 Guess I thought maybe you might... take me with you. 974 00:50:12,410 --> 00:50:14,011 (sniffles) 975 00:50:14,045 --> 00:50:16,047 Not the first time I've been left behind. 976 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,001 Mani-pedi? 977 00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:39,237 Just a top coat, please. 978 00:50:39,270 --> 00:50:40,405 I want her. 979 00:50:40,438 --> 00:50:42,673 Oh, she's on break. 980 00:50:42,707 --> 00:50:44,875 Do your ears not work, 981 00:50:44,909 --> 00:50:48,346 or is the customer not always right in this establishment? 982 00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:51,149 I said I want her. 983 00:50:52,550 --> 00:50:54,852 Oh, I am sorry, sweetie, I'm on break. 984 00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:58,289 ELEKTRA: I'm sure, even worn as you look, 985 00:50:58,323 --> 00:51:00,725 that you can find the fortitude to stick around 986 00:51:00,758 --> 00:51:03,761 and give a top coat to the woman who raised you. 987 00:51:03,794 --> 00:51:06,764 (scoffs) Oh, what is that, Coral Punch? 988 00:51:06,797 --> 00:51:08,766 I assume you have Revlon or Max Factor. 989 00:51:08,799 --> 00:51:13,070 Don't even think about putting Yardley on these fingers. 990 00:51:15,106 --> 00:51:17,142 You know, you can learn so much about a person 991 00:51:17,175 --> 00:51:18,976 by looking at their hands. 992 00:51:19,009 --> 00:51:22,747 All the wigs and clothes and plastic surgery don't matter 993 00:51:22,780 --> 00:51:25,783 when you're looking at a woman's hands. 994 00:51:25,816 --> 00:51:28,052 It always reveals her real age. 995 00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:29,887 You're one to talk 996 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,257 in your stained white coat, 997 00:51:32,290 --> 00:51:34,091 looking like a peasant. 998 00:51:34,125 --> 00:51:36,227 Look at me. 999 00:51:36,261 --> 00:51:38,396 You're clearly not winning the game. 1000 00:51:38,429 --> 00:51:40,965 Nor are you playing it fairly. 1001 00:51:40,998 --> 00:51:42,967 Do you think you can just come to the balls and beat me 1002 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,303 with a lucky break and then disappear? 1003 00:51:45,336 --> 00:51:47,505 Denying me my opportunity for redemption? 1004 00:51:47,538 --> 00:51:49,474 Leaving me twisting in the wind? 1005 00:51:49,507 --> 00:51:51,576 You are so anxious to have me come and crush you again? 1006 00:51:51,609 --> 00:51:53,611 (laughing): Oh, please. 1007 00:51:53,644 --> 00:51:57,415 You win one trophy, and you talk like you're a legend. 1008 00:51:57,448 --> 00:52:01,286 Any hoodlum or orangutan off the streets can snag one trophy. 1009 00:52:01,319 --> 00:52:03,321 I've been busy with other business. 1010 00:52:03,354 --> 00:52:06,857 Oh. I heard about that "other" business. 1011 00:52:06,891 --> 00:52:09,827 You're a regular transvestite Norma Rae. 1012 00:52:11,061 --> 00:52:13,097 Don't get me wrong, 1013 00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:16,100 I admire your determination. 1014 00:52:16,133 --> 00:52:19,003 I have known you since you were a wee tot, 1015 00:52:19,036 --> 00:52:21,872 and while you're not nearly as stunning 1016 00:52:21,906 --> 00:52:23,841 and well-kept as I am, 1017 00:52:23,874 --> 00:52:26,777 and you could clearly use a delivery of Pond's Cold Cream 1018 00:52:26,811 --> 00:52:29,680 for that ashy complexion, 1019 00:52:29,714 --> 00:52:32,116 you have always been impossible to stop 1020 00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:34,118 once you get an idea in your head. 1021 00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:37,188 But take it from a woman of the world: 1022 00:52:37,222 --> 00:52:39,224 you're punching at windmills. 1023 00:52:39,257 --> 00:52:42,059 These gay white boys don't want anything to do with you, 1024 00:52:42,092 --> 00:52:43,994 and never will. 1025 00:52:44,028 --> 00:52:46,564 I told the children of my house that I was fighting for them. 1026 00:52:46,597 --> 00:52:48,299 I won't back down. 1027 00:52:48,333 --> 00:52:51,001 You're not Rosa Parks, sitting up front of the bus. 1028 00:52:51,035 --> 00:52:53,571 You're a tired, old queen 1029 00:52:53,604 --> 00:52:55,340 looking to sip a margarita with some white boy 1030 00:52:55,373 --> 00:52:58,008 -in Sergio Valente blue jeans. -You know, I know about 1031 00:52:58,042 --> 00:53:00,378 your life, even though you never speak about it. 1032 00:53:00,411 --> 00:53:03,514 About your gentleman caller who showers you in rhinestones 1033 00:53:03,548 --> 00:53:06,351 and keeps a house over your head. 1034 00:53:06,384 --> 00:53:08,319 You're settled, comfortable. 1035 00:53:08,353 --> 00:53:10,888 The only fights you have left are with your wrinkles 1036 00:53:10,921 --> 00:53:13,824 and your cellulite and walking the balls. 1037 00:53:13,858 --> 00:53:15,393 And, bitch, that's because you're old. 1038 00:53:15,426 --> 00:53:17,328 If I cut you open, there would be nothing but dust 1039 00:53:17,362 --> 00:53:19,864 and 50 rings to count. 1040 00:53:19,897 --> 00:53:22,199 Now, your generation got us to where we are. 1041 00:53:22,233 --> 00:53:25,002 I'll give you that, I'll give you all of that. 1042 00:53:25,035 --> 00:53:28,005 But I'm planning on moving our kind forward. 1043 00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:31,409 Getting us access to worlds you wouldn't dare dream about. 1044 00:53:31,442 --> 00:53:33,210 I'm entitled, I have the right. 1045 00:53:33,244 --> 00:53:35,246 All right. 1046 00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:38,849 You fight that fight, naive little girl. 1047 00:53:38,883 --> 00:53:42,219 Learn the lesson we all learn eventually. 1048 00:53:42,253 --> 00:53:44,021 When it comes to the life we lead, 1049 00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:48,693 there comes a point where you must accept disappointment. 1050 00:53:48,726 --> 00:53:52,730 Like I'm disappointed in this top coat. 1051 00:53:56,467 --> 00:53:58,369 It's on the house. 1052 00:53:58,403 --> 00:54:00,004 (bell jingles, door closes) 1053 00:54:04,609 --> 00:54:05,743 Matt? 1054 00:54:07,612 --> 00:54:09,113 Our boss is in the Post again. 1055 00:54:09,146 --> 00:54:11,115 He's a master of the publicity machine. 1056 00:54:11,148 --> 00:54:12,917 It's so fucking awesome the way he controls them all. 1057 00:54:12,950 --> 00:54:14,985 -Do you read the Post? -Everyone does. 1058 00:54:15,019 --> 00:54:17,254 I read the Times, too. The Journal. 1059 00:54:17,288 --> 00:54:18,956 Listen, if you want to sip Chardonnay 1060 00:54:18,989 --> 00:54:20,458 in the Upper West Side with a bunch of intellectuals 1061 00:54:20,491 --> 00:54:21,992 from Columbia, get the Times. 1062 00:54:22,026 --> 00:54:23,661 If you want to get invited to the best parties, 1063 00:54:23,694 --> 00:54:25,596 walk past the line at Palladium, meet celebrities, 1064 00:54:25,630 --> 00:54:27,432 get your name in the Post. 1065 00:54:27,465 --> 00:54:29,266 What do you want? 1066 00:54:29,300 --> 00:54:31,669 Well, 1067 00:54:31,702 --> 00:54:34,839 I know it's pretty early in my time here, but, uh, 1068 00:54:34,872 --> 00:54:37,141 if you look at what I've accomplished so far, 1069 00:54:37,174 --> 00:54:39,977 I-I... I wrote that speech for the Ellis Island award, 1070 00:54:40,010 --> 00:54:41,178 -and, uh... -What is this about? 1071 00:54:41,211 --> 00:54:43,113 You want more money? 1072 00:54:43,147 --> 00:54:46,317 Well, yes. I was hoping for a... 1073 00:54:46,351 --> 00:54:49,186 maybe, like, a ten percent bump, or-or a... 1074 00:54:49,219 --> 00:54:51,656 preferably, a small bonus. 1075 00:54:51,689 --> 00:54:53,591 (laughs softly) 1076 00:54:53,624 --> 00:54:56,327 (sighs) 1077 00:54:56,361 --> 00:54:58,363 Close the door. 1078 00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:06,804 Have a seat. 1079 00:55:13,243 --> 00:55:15,245 (both sigh) 1080 00:55:20,385 --> 00:55:22,052 (laughs) 1081 00:55:22,086 --> 00:55:23,554 (both laugh) 1082 00:55:25,856 --> 00:55:27,458 So what's she like? 1083 00:55:27,492 --> 00:55:28,893 I want details. 1084 00:55:28,926 --> 00:55:30,961 She blonde? Got big tits? 1085 00:55:30,995 --> 00:55:32,630 She do that new Brazilian thing down there? 1086 00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:35,900 (laughing): I... I don't... 1087 00:55:35,933 --> 00:55:37,702 I'm sorry, I-I don't understand. 1088 00:55:37,735 --> 00:55:39,570 Don't bullshit a bullshitter. 1089 00:55:39,604 --> 00:55:40,838 Huh? 1090 00:55:40,871 --> 00:55:42,540 I'm proud of you. I'm telling you, 1091 00:55:42,573 --> 00:55:44,141 you put on that suit, you get behind that Cadillac, 1092 00:55:44,174 --> 00:55:46,411 the pussy starts flowing like Niagara Falls. 1093 00:55:46,444 --> 00:55:49,380 My wife just wants a dishwasher. 1094 00:55:51,716 --> 00:55:53,551 I'll get you your money. 1095 00:55:53,584 --> 00:55:55,386 Two conditions. 1096 00:55:55,420 --> 00:55:57,588 You work weekends when I ask, 1097 00:55:57,622 --> 00:56:00,290 and you got to tell me the fucking truth. 1098 00:56:06,597 --> 00:56:08,566 She's beautiful. 1099 00:56:08,599 --> 00:56:10,000 Yeah? 1100 00:56:10,034 --> 00:56:11,368 (laughs) 1101 00:56:11,402 --> 00:56:12,803 Puerto Rican, I think. 1102 00:56:15,305 --> 00:56:16,907 Exotic. 1103 00:56:16,941 --> 00:56:19,744 It's not my thing, but to each his own. 1104 00:56:19,777 --> 00:56:21,579 Do you love her? 1105 00:56:21,612 --> 00:56:24,348 -I don't know yet. -You don't. 1106 00:56:24,381 --> 00:56:26,383 You're just not tired of fucking her yet. 1107 00:56:39,630 --> 00:56:41,031 Matt, thank you. 1108 00:56:41,065 --> 00:56:43,534 I promise I will earn every penny. 1109 00:56:43,568 --> 00:56:45,369 Word of advice. 1110 00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:47,137 Don't leave your wife. 1111 00:56:47,171 --> 00:56:49,740 And if you get her pregnant, you come talk to me immediately. 1112 00:57:05,155 --> 00:57:07,257 Hey, Mitch. Mitch. 1113 00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:09,426 Jesus Christ, not this bitch again. 1114 00:57:09,460 --> 00:57:11,462 Don't you have anything better to do? 1115 00:57:11,496 --> 00:57:14,765 Told you, I'll be here every night until you serve me. 1116 00:57:14,799 --> 00:57:16,634 I'm not dealing with your shit tonight. 1117 00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:18,302 -I'm calling the cops. -BLANCA: Call them. 1118 00:57:18,335 --> 00:57:20,137 I'll be right here. I'm not afraid of Five-O. 1119 00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:31,516 Have you noticed you're the only one here 1120 00:57:31,549 --> 00:57:33,618 with the year-round tan? 1121 00:57:33,651 --> 00:57:35,452 What's your point? 1122 00:57:35,486 --> 00:57:36,921 They don't want us here. 1123 00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:38,723 No, they don't want you here. 1124 00:57:41,659 --> 00:57:42,993 Compliments of the house. 1125 00:57:43,027 --> 00:57:44,294 Thank you. 1126 00:57:44,328 --> 00:57:46,931 I still want my Manhattan. 1127 00:57:46,964 --> 00:57:49,500 Miss, can I have a word with you? 1128 00:57:49,534 --> 00:57:51,536 "Miss"? It's a dude. 1129 00:57:51,569 --> 00:57:55,540 I am a woman and I will be addressed like a lady. 1130 00:57:55,573 --> 00:57:57,675 Sir, can I have a quick word with you? 1131 00:57:57,708 --> 00:57:59,677 What, is the battery in your hearing aid dead? 1132 00:57:59,710 --> 00:58:02,613 I said I'm a woman and I go by "ma'am" or "miss." 1133 00:58:02,647 --> 00:58:04,281 This is what I'm talking about, Officer. 1134 00:58:04,314 --> 00:58:05,950 -He's constantly spouting off. -BLANCA: You know what? 1135 00:58:05,983 --> 00:58:08,452 Why don't you make like your hairline and disappear? 1136 00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:10,621 -You know, you need to calm down. -Deaf and blind. 1137 00:58:10,655 --> 00:58:12,189 OFFICER: You know what, I can't arrest you for being here, 1138 00:58:12,222 --> 00:58:13,891 -but I can arrest you for your mouth. -What? 1139 00:58:13,924 --> 00:58:16,060 That's right. You're under arrest for disturbing the peace. 1140 00:58:16,093 --> 00:58:19,229 -Turn around. -(people cheering) 1141 00:58:19,263 --> 00:58:20,731 Get her out. 1142 00:58:20,765 --> 00:58:23,701 -All right, Officer. -(whoops) 1143 00:58:26,871 --> 00:58:29,740 What the fuck are you looking at, bitch? 1144 00:58:29,774 --> 00:58:30,908 MAN: I think it likes you. 1145 00:58:30,941 --> 00:58:33,744 Man, fuck you. 1146 00:58:33,778 --> 00:58:36,714 What's up? You pissed that her dick is bigger than yours? 1147 00:58:36,747 --> 00:58:39,216 -(man laughs) -OFFICER: Rodriguez. 1148 00:58:39,249 --> 00:58:40,517 You made bail. 1149 00:58:40,551 --> 00:58:43,921 Wait, somebody bailed me out? 1150 00:58:43,954 --> 00:58:45,556 Who? 1151 00:58:45,590 --> 00:58:49,159 ELEKTRA: That is Caron Poivre, darling. 1152 00:58:49,193 --> 00:58:51,929 Mmm, I've never smelled a perfume like that before. 1153 00:58:51,962 --> 00:58:53,731 Well, of course you haven't. 1154 00:58:53,764 --> 00:58:56,033 It cost $100 an ounce. 1155 00:58:56,066 --> 00:58:58,168 I don't believe that the ladies of the evening 1156 00:58:58,202 --> 00:59:00,537 that come through here or the girls in the bars 1157 00:59:00,571 --> 00:59:05,242 you frequent in Newark can afford such a luxurious aroma. 1158 00:59:07,277 --> 00:59:09,213 Elektra? 1159 00:59:09,246 --> 00:59:13,083 Ah, there she is. 1160 00:59:13,117 --> 00:59:15,620 This one is a relation of my housekeeper. 1161 00:59:15,653 --> 00:59:18,522 The poor woman was inconsolable about her arrest, 1162 00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:20,891 so I volunteered to be of assistance. 1163 00:59:20,925 --> 00:59:22,559 And she's an expert with my delicates. 1164 00:59:22,593 --> 00:59:24,194 How could I say no? 1165 00:59:24,228 --> 00:59:26,430 A true pleasure, Officer. 1166 00:59:26,463 --> 00:59:29,233 I do love a man in uniform. 1167 00:59:29,266 --> 00:59:30,935 Perhaps I'll call on you one evening 1168 00:59:30,968 --> 00:59:33,070 if I'm in the neighborhood and in need of some company. 1169 00:59:33,103 --> 00:59:35,172 Any time, sweetheart. 1170 00:59:40,845 --> 00:59:42,780 Let's go. 1171 00:59:42,813 --> 00:59:44,281 Well, this is a surprise. 1172 00:59:44,314 --> 00:59:46,083 You're lucky that I have a gentleman friend 1173 00:59:46,116 --> 00:59:48,485 who understands my needs in terms of walking-around money. 1174 00:59:48,518 --> 00:59:50,621 Though don't expect the same kindness in the future. 1175 00:59:50,655 --> 00:59:52,589 You just cost me half my weekly allowance, 1176 00:59:52,623 --> 00:59:53,991 and it's only fucking Tuesday. 1177 00:59:54,024 --> 00:59:55,826 Yeah, but why? Why did you help me out? 1178 00:59:55,860 --> 00:59:57,127 Why do you think? 1179 00:59:57,161 --> 00:59:58,629 There's my car. 1180 00:59:58,663 --> 01:00:00,430 Because you understand what I'm trying to do 1181 01:00:00,464 --> 01:00:01,799 by getting into this bar. 1182 01:00:01,832 --> 01:00:04,802 Have you lost your mind? 1183 01:00:04,835 --> 01:00:07,504 Did you not see me back there with that policeman? 1184 01:00:07,537 --> 01:00:10,174 I can gain access to any bar or country club 1185 01:00:10,207 --> 01:00:11,976 or department store in this city. 1186 01:00:12,009 --> 01:00:14,011 Your struggle is not my struggle. 1187 01:00:14,044 --> 01:00:15,612 My struggle is that I was defeated 1188 01:00:15,646 --> 01:00:17,247 at the balls last weekend. 1189 01:00:17,281 --> 01:00:19,684 Because you're so distracted with this silliness, 1190 01:00:19,717 --> 01:00:21,852 I have remained in a temporary humiliation. 1191 01:00:21,886 --> 01:00:24,655 You are not being beaten within an inch of your life 1192 01:00:24,689 --> 01:00:27,624 in that jail because I need you to be at the ball tomorrow night 1193 01:00:27,658 --> 01:00:29,159 so I can reclaim my honor. 1194 01:00:29,193 --> 01:00:32,697 And you will be there, bitch. 1195 01:00:32,730 --> 01:00:34,198 So that's all that matters to you? 1196 01:00:34,231 --> 01:00:37,835 That is our place. 1197 01:00:37,868 --> 01:00:39,870 Our community. 1198 01:00:39,904 --> 01:00:43,040 The balls were created so we would have somewhere to matter. 1199 01:00:43,073 --> 01:00:45,676 If you have any aspirations to become a legendary mother, 1200 01:00:45,710 --> 01:00:48,478 you'll get it in your skull that while there are many places 1201 01:00:48,512 --> 01:00:51,115 for us to find love and adoration in the outside world, 1202 01:00:51,148 --> 01:00:56,020 in this life, yes, the balls are all that matters. 1203 01:00:56,053 --> 01:00:57,554 (engine starts) 1204 01:00:57,587 --> 01:00:59,223 Is your driver going uptown? 1205 01:00:59,256 --> 01:01:02,592 Yes. Subway's two blocks away. 1206 01:01:11,769 --> 01:01:13,771 ("Ain't Nothin' Goin' On but the Rent" by Gwen Guthrie playing) 1207 01:01:17,341 --> 01:01:21,045 * Bill collectors at my door * 1208 01:01:21,078 --> 01:01:24,181 * What can you do for me? * 1209 01:01:25,182 --> 01:01:27,017 * Hey... * 1210 01:01:34,558 --> 01:01:35,860 Hey, I heard you was here. 1211 01:01:35,893 --> 01:01:37,294 Can we talk? 1212 01:01:39,296 --> 01:01:41,565 Can we talk? 1213 01:01:41,598 --> 01:01:43,934 I heard you the first time. 1214 01:01:46,636 --> 01:01:48,172 What you want? 1215 01:01:48,205 --> 01:01:50,207 I want to start over. 1216 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:53,343 You clearly didn't appreciate my presence. 1217 01:01:53,377 --> 01:01:54,945 My absence shouldn't be any different. 1218 01:01:54,979 --> 01:01:58,248 That's not true. Look, I like you 1219 01:01:58,282 --> 01:02:00,951 and I'd like to invite you out, 1220 01:02:00,985 --> 01:02:03,754 but it's not a date, just two friends hanging out. 1221 01:02:03,788 --> 01:02:05,289 Tuesday night? 1222 01:02:05,322 --> 01:02:06,924 I'm busy. 1223 01:02:06,957 --> 01:02:09,259 Fine. Wednesday night? 1224 01:02:09,293 --> 01:02:10,527 I have tickets to the ballet. 1225 01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:12,596 (laughing): The ballet? 1226 01:02:12,629 --> 01:02:15,699 Hell nah. 1227 01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:18,803 * 'Cause nothin' from nothin'... * 1228 01:02:18,836 --> 01:02:22,372 I thought the same thing, 1229 01:02:22,406 --> 01:02:26,310 but I went and... 1230 01:02:26,343 --> 01:02:28,645 it opened me up. 1231 01:02:28,678 --> 01:02:31,748 The freedom I saw on that stage! 1232 01:02:31,782 --> 01:02:34,451 I mean, those dancers weren't dancing with the music, 1233 01:02:34,484 --> 01:02:36,720 they were the music. 1234 01:02:36,753 --> 01:02:39,924 Not interested. 1235 01:02:39,957 --> 01:02:43,593 * If you wanna be with me... * 1236 01:02:43,627 --> 01:02:45,595 I thought you wanted a different kind of life. 1237 01:02:45,629 --> 01:02:48,799 * You got to have a J-O-B... * 1238 01:02:48,833 --> 01:02:52,469 I mean, maybe this is the beginning of something new. 1239 01:02:52,502 --> 01:02:54,404 * No romance without finance... * 1240 01:02:54,438 --> 01:02:58,008 Look, I'll be in front of the Roosevelt Hall 1241 01:02:58,042 --> 01:03:01,245 Wednesday at 6:30. 1242 01:03:01,278 --> 01:03:06,150 Attire's kind of fancy, so no jeans or shell tops, 1243 01:03:06,183 --> 01:03:09,419 in case you decide to show up. 1244 01:03:09,453 --> 01:03:11,989 * 'Cause nothin' from nothin' * 1245 01:03:12,022 --> 01:03:14,491 * Leaves nothin' * 1246 01:03:14,524 --> 01:03:17,995 * You got to have somethin' if you wanna be with me * 1247 01:03:18,028 --> 01:03:20,630 * Oh, life is too serious * 1248 01:03:20,664 --> 01:03:23,467 * Love's too mysterious * 1249 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:25,035 * A fly girl like me * 1250 01:03:25,069 --> 01:03:27,537 * Needs security. * 1251 01:03:27,571 --> 01:03:30,640 * 1252 01:03:30,674 --> 01:03:33,443 The category is... 1253 01:03:33,477 --> 01:03:36,780 Femme Queen in Pumps. 1254 01:03:36,813 --> 01:03:39,149 (audience cheering) 1255 01:03:39,183 --> 01:03:42,186 Now, this is not a face category. 1256 01:03:42,219 --> 01:03:44,955 This is to show that you can cross the threshold 1257 01:03:44,989 --> 01:03:47,557 into the Four Seasons 1258 01:03:47,591 --> 01:03:49,659 or to the bar at the St. Regis 1259 01:03:49,693 --> 01:03:53,497 or tip up and down Fifth Avenue 1260 01:03:53,530 --> 01:03:57,501 and never stumble, wobble or show fear. 1261 01:03:57,534 --> 01:04:02,306 Miss Kiki Pendavis, your heels are too low 1262 01:04:02,339 --> 01:04:04,474 and your hips have no flow. 1263 01:04:04,508 --> 01:04:06,410 Please remove yourself from the premises 1264 01:04:06,443 --> 01:04:08,012 and do not return 1265 01:04:08,045 --> 01:04:11,081 until you're in some goddamn stilts. 1266 01:04:11,115 --> 01:04:12,917 Because, as we all know, 1267 01:04:12,950 --> 01:04:15,819 six inches is the minimum. 1268 01:04:15,852 --> 01:04:18,722 * Strange * 1269 01:04:18,755 --> 01:04:22,326 * I've seen that face before * 1270 01:04:22,359 --> 01:04:26,363 * Seen * 1271 01:04:26,396 --> 01:04:30,834 * Him hanging 'round my door * 1272 01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:33,737 * Like a hawk... * 1273 01:04:33,770 --> 01:04:36,406 Ladies and gentlemen, clear the floor. Clear the floor. 1274 01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:38,742 I need the floor cleared of all contestants. 1275 01:04:38,775 --> 01:04:42,746 I have just gotten word that it is time for a rematch 1276 01:04:42,779 --> 01:04:45,215 between the legendary House of Abundance 1277 01:04:45,249 --> 01:04:48,118 and the upstart House of Evangelista. 1278 01:04:48,152 --> 01:04:50,154 (audience cheering) 1279 01:04:52,923 --> 01:04:55,292 Now, if my memory serves me correct, 1280 01:04:55,325 --> 01:04:57,794 each has one win. 1281 01:04:57,827 --> 01:05:01,898 Who will be the best out of three? 1282 01:05:01,932 --> 01:05:05,469 Ah, here she comes, 1283 01:05:05,502 --> 01:05:09,940 freshly sprung from her night in the clink. 1284 01:05:09,974 --> 01:05:12,109 Yes, you do belong, darling, 1285 01:05:12,142 --> 01:05:14,811 walking like you were born in a stiletto. 1286 01:05:14,844 --> 01:05:17,581 (cheering) 1287 01:05:17,614 --> 01:05:20,050 What have we here? 1288 01:05:20,084 --> 01:05:22,086 (audience shouting) 1289 01:05:24,588 --> 01:05:27,124 Is it Aphrodite? 1290 01:05:27,157 --> 01:05:29,259 Is it the goddess Athena? 1291 01:05:29,293 --> 01:05:30,727 (audience cheering, shouting) 1292 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:34,131 * With anyone who wants * 1293 01:05:35,365 --> 01:05:37,968 * Strange * 1294 01:05:38,002 --> 01:05:41,471 * He's standing there alone * 1295 01:05:41,505 --> 01:05:44,574 * Staring eyes... * 1296 01:05:44,608 --> 01:05:46,943 PRAY TELL (distantly): Who are we to stand 1297 01:05:46,977 --> 01:05:48,478 in this woman's presence? 1298 01:05:48,512 --> 01:05:52,749 How could we possibly deserve to bear witness 1299 01:05:52,782 --> 01:05:56,920 to all that the goddess Elektra is bringing forth 1300 01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:58,588 on this evening? 1301 01:05:58,622 --> 01:06:00,590 There is no way this bitch 1302 01:06:00,624 --> 01:06:02,459 is getting her heel stuck in a grate. 1303 01:06:02,492 --> 01:06:06,663 Judges, please, it's time to score. 1304 01:06:06,696 --> 01:06:11,035 For Miss Blanca, ten, ten, nine, nine. 1305 01:06:11,068 --> 01:06:13,370 A respectable score. 1306 01:06:13,403 --> 01:06:16,040 And now, for the legend Elektra, 1307 01:06:16,073 --> 01:06:19,676 ten, ten, ten, ten. 1308 01:06:19,709 --> 01:06:21,178 Perfection. 1309 01:06:21,211 --> 01:06:22,846 Grand prize, Elektra. 1310 01:06:22,879 --> 01:06:24,814 First runner-up, Miss Blanca. 1311 01:06:24,848 --> 01:06:27,217 (audience shouting) 1312 01:06:29,519 --> 01:06:33,057 AUDIENCE (chanting): Elektra! Elektra! Elektra! 1313 01:06:33,090 --> 01:06:36,493 Elektra! Elektra! Elektra! 1314 01:06:36,526 --> 01:06:39,529 (audience shouting) 1315 01:06:39,563 --> 01:06:43,533 Elektra! Elektra! Elektra! 1316 01:06:48,272 --> 01:06:52,209 (Grieg's "In the Hall of the Mountain King" playing) 1317 01:06:54,744 --> 01:06:56,146 STAN: You know what it is? 1318 01:06:56,180 --> 01:06:57,681 -No. -You don't? 1319 01:06:57,714 --> 01:06:59,049 -No. -Can you see? 1320 01:06:59,083 --> 01:07:01,051 -(laughing): No. -(laughs) 1321 01:07:01,085 --> 01:07:03,187 Where are we going? 1322 01:07:03,220 --> 01:07:06,090 (imitates tires screeching) 1323 01:07:06,123 --> 01:07:07,657 On the count of three, okay? 1324 01:07:07,691 --> 01:07:09,259 -Okay. -Three. 1325 01:07:13,697 --> 01:07:16,233 -Thank you. -You're welcome, babe. 1326 01:07:19,803 --> 01:07:22,439 (door opens) 1327 01:07:26,076 --> 01:07:27,411 Okay, let's go. 1328 01:07:27,444 --> 01:07:29,313 Wow. 1329 01:07:31,148 --> 01:07:34,751 ("In the Hall of the Mountain King" continues) 1330 01:07:41,458 --> 01:07:43,460 (indistinct conversations) 1331 01:08:01,411 --> 01:08:03,780 * 1332 01:08:20,096 --> 01:08:22,966 * 1333 01:08:47,324 --> 01:08:50,627 * 1334 01:10:10,307 --> 01:10:12,376 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 1335 01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:17,947 The category is... royalty. 1336 01:10:17,981 --> 01:10:20,350 * (R & B) (crowd cheering) 1337 01:10:20,384 --> 01:10:22,386 What exactly is a ball? 1338 01:10:22,419 --> 01:10:25,922 Balls are a gathering of people who are not welcome to gather anywhere else. 1339 01:10:26,490 --> 01:10:27,524 (siren wails) 1340 01:10:27,557 --> 01:10:30,193 WOMAN: Welcome to the ballroom world. 1341 01:10:30,226 --> 01:10:32,929 I ask everyone who comes in here, "What do you want?" 1342 01:10:32,962 --> 01:10:35,732 Is this your first time doing something like this? 1343 01:10:37,467 --> 01:10:40,069 WOMAN: It is time we remind the world who we are. 1344 01:10:40,103 --> 01:10:41,538 ANNOUNCER: Pose. 1345 01:10:41,571 --> 01:10:43,940 All new Sundays at 9:00 on FX. 1346 01:10:45,342 --> 01:10:47,143 This power is... 1347 01:10:47,977 --> 01:10:49,946 -I-- I-- -SYD: I-- 1348 01:10:49,979 --> 01:10:51,948 I love you, David, but-- 1349 01:10:51,981 --> 01:10:54,150 You're nuts, kiddo. 1350 01:10:54,183 --> 01:10:55,285 You're-- 1351 01:10:55,319 --> 01:10:57,554 A danger no one is ready for. 1352 01:10:57,587 --> 01:10:59,088 The real me. 1353 01:10:59,122 --> 01:11:02,292 Is an imminent threat to our future, our safety-- 1354 01:11:02,326 --> 01:11:04,428 Our one-way ticket to-- 1355 01:11:04,461 --> 01:11:08,632 (echoing) Utter destruction. 1356 01:11:10,834 --> 01:11:14,371 ANNOUNCER: Legion. All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX. 1357 01:11:16,306 --> 01:11:17,941 -ANNOUNCER: Wednesdays-- -(roaring) 1358 01:11:17,974 --> 01:11:19,743 -will they survive-- -(screaming) 1359 01:11:19,776 --> 01:11:20,810 Danger Island? 1360 01:11:20,844 --> 01:11:22,746 Oh, I would just murder that. 1361 01:11:22,779 --> 01:11:24,247 Me too. I meant sexually. 1362 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:25,749 I meant murderly. 1363 01:11:25,782 --> 01:11:27,817 ANNOUNCER: Archer Danger Island. 1364 01:11:27,851 --> 01:11:30,954 All new, Wednesdays at 10:00. Only on FXX. 1365 01:11:33,623 --> 01:11:35,525 An FX original series. 1366 01:11:37,527 --> 01:11:39,028 Snowfall. 1367 01:11:39,062 --> 01:11:41,698 Premieres Thursday, July 19 on FX.