1 00:00:03,481 --> 00:00:05,353 ANNOUNCER: Zach Galifianakis is... 2 00:00:06,789 --> 00:00:08,269 Baskets. 3 00:00:08,312 --> 00:00:10,967 All new, Thursdays at 10:00 on FX. 4 00:00:13,796 --> 00:00:16,059 ANNOUNCER: FX presentsPose. 5 00:00:45,306 --> 00:00:47,308 Four o'clock? 6 00:00:51,964 --> 00:00:54,967 Hello? Yeah, this is Blanca. 7 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:06,501 INVESTIGATOR: Ma'am. 8 00:01:06,544 --> 00:01:10,113 -Hello, ma'am? -Sorry. 9 00:01:10,157 --> 00:01:12,333 You said there was acetone and isopropyl alcohol 10 00:01:12,376 --> 00:01:13,769 on the premises. 11 00:01:13,812 --> 00:01:17,164 You are aware that thosesubstance are highly flammable? 12 00:01:17,207 --> 00:01:19,688 The kind of stuff that could blow a place up. 13 00:01:19,731 --> 00:01:23,257 Yeah, of course. But this was a nail salon. 14 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:25,781 Those kinds of chemicals are needed for my business. 15 00:01:25,824 --> 00:01:28,697 I'm not a careless person, and I don't smoke, 16 00:01:28,740 --> 00:01:31,178 so ain't no lighter flames or cigarettes in here. 17 00:01:31,221 --> 00:01:33,615 When was the last time you ever heard of a nail salon 18 00:01:33,658 --> 00:01:35,399 blowing up out of nowhere? 19 00:01:35,443 --> 00:01:37,836 Excuse me. 20 00:01:41,405 --> 00:01:43,146 FREDERICA: What happened to my building? 21 00:01:43,190 --> 00:01:46,193 This is devastating. How will I recover? 22 00:01:46,236 --> 00:01:47,629 What are you doing here? 23 00:01:47,672 --> 00:01:51,198 My name is on the deed, sweetheart. 24 00:01:51,241 --> 00:01:54,592 I was in the car heading to my summer cottage 25 00:01:54,636 --> 00:01:57,204 when I got the call that my property had burned down. 26 00:01:57,247 --> 00:01:59,162 -Isn't that terrible? -Yeah. 27 00:01:59,206 --> 00:02:01,382 I put all of my savings into this salon, and somehow, 28 00:02:01,425 --> 00:02:04,341 I didn't know that insurancewas needed to cover the supplies 29 00:02:04,385 --> 00:02:07,257 and furniture and all of my stuff! 30 00:02:09,390 --> 00:02:12,219 It went up into smoke just like that. 31 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:18,355 You live and you learn. 32 00:02:18,399 --> 00:02:20,749 Going toe-to-toe with you, 33 00:02:20,792 --> 00:02:23,534 I learned what protecting yourself really looks like. 34 00:02:23,578 --> 00:02:25,580 You taught me that. 35 00:02:25,623 --> 00:02:27,843 And for that, I will be grateful. 36 00:02:27,886 --> 00:02:30,062 After our squabble, 37 00:02:30,106 --> 00:02:32,195 I raised the insurance coverageon this building. 38 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:35,242 I just had a feeling something like this could happen. 39 00:02:35,285 --> 00:02:38,984 Come next spring, I'll triple the rent, attracting tenants 40 00:02:39,028 --> 00:02:40,551 that will breathe a breath of fresh air 41 00:02:40,595 --> 00:02:43,337 -into this ghetto enclave. -Yeah, this place 42 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:46,253 is right on track for a much-needed makeover. 43 00:02:46,296 --> 00:02:49,256 How I will miss our conversations. 44 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:52,476 I will relish all summer the thought of you back home, 45 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:55,784 in your grim little Bronx walk-up, filing acrylics 46 00:02:55,827 --> 00:03:00,180 in the sweltering 100-degree August heat. 47 00:03:11,321 --> 00:03:13,671 PRAY TELL: The category is... 48 00:03:13,715 --> 00:03:17,371 Live... 49 00:03:17,414 --> 00:03:19,373 Work... 50 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:23,246 Pose! 51 00:03:52,101 --> 00:03:53,537 Leaving already? 52 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:56,366 My usual 3:00 is gone for the summer. 53 00:03:56,410 --> 00:03:57,367 The whole summer? 54 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:58,760 This business is seasonal. 55 00:03:58,803 --> 00:04:00,196 Didn't you know? 56 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,850 It's not like the piers. 57 00:04:01,893 --> 00:04:04,853 Most of the clientele here take their vacation in August. 58 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:07,203 The whole town clears out. 59 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,945 Shouldn't you be checkin' on that dude in your room? 60 00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:11,512 Oh, shit! 61 00:04:11,555 --> 00:04:13,427 I almost forgot. 62 00:04:14,689 --> 00:04:16,691 Has it been three hours already? 63 00:04:16,734 --> 00:04:18,214 Three and a half. 64 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,434 Do you need a spanking or a beating of some kind? 65 00:04:20,477 --> 00:04:21,652 No. 66 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:24,089 Just leave me a little while longer, please? 67 00:04:24,133 --> 00:04:26,222 I have other business to attend to. 68 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,571 I'm a woman of the world. 69 00:04:27,615 --> 00:04:29,965 I don't want to stay here all day long. 70 00:04:30,008 --> 00:04:31,009 Then leave. 71 00:04:31,053 --> 00:04:32,010 I don't care. 72 00:04:32,054 --> 00:04:33,447 Come back in the morning. 73 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:35,362 I just like being left in isolation. 74 00:04:35,405 --> 00:04:37,668 No sight, no sound, 75 00:04:37,712 --> 00:04:41,585 feeling nothing but the pain of being in one position 76 00:04:41,629 --> 00:04:45,459 and the warm sweat under the latex. 77 00:04:45,502 --> 00:04:49,332 May I ask what exactly is the point of this? 78 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:53,684 Why pay to be left alone whenyou can be left alone for free? 79 00:04:53,728 --> 00:04:56,034 I'm not paying to be left alone. 80 00:04:56,078 --> 00:04:59,386 I'm paying to feel the pain of anticipation. 81 00:04:59,429 --> 00:05:01,344 I'm not leaving you here all night. 82 00:05:01,388 --> 00:05:03,041 I don't have good experiences 83 00:05:03,085 --> 00:05:05,479 with leaving people to their own devices. 84 00:05:05,522 --> 00:05:06,697 Okay. 85 00:05:06,741 --> 00:05:08,960 Can I come back tomorrow, though? 86 00:05:09,004 --> 00:05:11,441 I thought you were a bigwig on Wall Street. 87 00:05:11,485 --> 00:05:13,617 Aren't you leaving town like the rest of them? 88 00:05:13,661 --> 00:05:15,227 I got a great place at the beach, 89 00:05:15,271 --> 00:05:17,186 but I almost never go. 90 00:05:17,229 --> 00:05:19,493 I like it better here, where it's... 91 00:05:19,536 --> 00:05:21,277 really hot. 92 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,453 Beach house, you say? 93 00:05:29,764 --> 00:05:33,811 ♪ Oh...♪ 94 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:35,770 Oh, my gosh, it's so hot. 95 00:05:35,813 --> 00:05:37,380 LULU: Hey, I know. Is the window open? 96 00:05:37,424 --> 00:05:39,208 A popsicle in this heat 97 00:05:39,251 --> 00:05:41,253 is like throwing a snowball in hell. 98 00:05:41,297 --> 00:05:42,429 Do you ever stop complaining? 99 00:05:42,472 --> 00:05:44,387 -No. -Well, then, now's a good time to learn. 100 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:45,475 Here, girl. 101 00:05:49,784 --> 00:05:51,394 Girl, I can't believe the salon is gone. 102 00:05:51,438 --> 00:05:54,179 Come on, tell 'em what happened. 103 00:05:54,223 --> 00:05:57,313 I can't prove anything, but... 104 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,228 I think she set the place afire herself. 105 00:05:59,271 --> 00:06:01,448 -For the insurance. -Arson? 106 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:04,059 I'd do the same if I owned that shithole. 107 00:06:04,102 --> 00:06:05,321 -Elektra! -Sorry, daughter. 108 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,236 I'm crazy from this heat. 109 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:11,458 -That's okay, I appreciate y'allcoming over to support. -I hope so. 110 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:13,198 I feel like I'm being fucked by Satan himself 111 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:14,417 in the seventh circle. 112 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:17,028 Are the authorities investigating? 113 00:06:17,072 --> 00:06:18,682 I ain't got no power. 114 00:06:18,726 --> 00:06:20,205 ELEKTRA: This isn't the first time any of us have met 115 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:21,642 with adversities. 116 00:06:21,685 --> 00:06:23,426 This tenement in August, for instance. 117 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:25,646 ANGEL: Oh, my gosh. You can't give up, Ma. 118 00:06:25,689 --> 00:06:28,562 I never thought my modeling career would be what it is, 119 00:06:28,605 --> 00:06:30,128 but you encouraged me. 120 00:06:30,172 --> 00:06:32,435 If I could do it, you most definitely can. 121 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:33,871 No, it's not about that. 122 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:36,439 I spent my life savings on that salon. 123 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:38,920 So, Ma, just save again and getanother one. You be a'ight. 124 00:06:38,963 --> 00:06:40,617 Will you stop saying it's all right?! 125 00:06:40,661 --> 00:06:43,359 My opportunity came and went. 126 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:47,450 Everything I live for, my kids,my salon, it's gone. 127 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:48,799 It's all right, girl. 128 00:06:48,843 --> 00:06:50,845 I think she's having a heat stroke. 129 00:06:50,888 --> 00:06:54,326 -Bitch, would you stopcomplaining about the damn heat?-ANGEL: Shut up! 130 00:06:54,370 --> 00:06:55,458 We are all hot. 131 00:06:55,502 --> 00:06:56,894 I am in purgatory. 132 00:06:56,938 --> 00:06:59,506 It feels like someone turnedthis thermostat up to "inferno." 133 00:06:59,549 --> 00:07:02,160 -Well, you're the one with the air-conditioning. -Right. 134 00:07:02,204 --> 00:07:03,597 -Why-- How come we're not in your crib? -Yeah. Shit. 135 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,512 Because even with a window air-conditioning unit, 136 00:07:05,555 --> 00:07:07,601 it's beginning to smell. 137 00:07:07,644 --> 00:07:09,385 Smell? Why? 138 00:07:12,562 --> 00:07:15,522 ELEKTRA: This old lady from the Caribbean has a fish fry, 139 00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:17,611 and it wafts through the hallways. 140 00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:21,528 The stench intensifies when the thermostat hits 85 degrees. 141 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:30,493 Well, what we need to do is take a trip down to the beach. 142 00:07:30,537 --> 00:07:31,755 The water will cool us off. 143 00:07:31,799 --> 00:07:33,627 Well, good, 'cause I need a vacation. 144 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:36,151 That's a good idea. 145 00:07:36,194 --> 00:07:38,153 Let's do a girls' trip. 146 00:07:38,196 --> 00:07:39,415 ANGEL: For real? A girls' trip? 147 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,722 Yes. Look at the year we've had. 148 00:07:41,765 --> 00:07:42,984 We've lost Candy, 149 00:07:43,027 --> 00:07:45,987 and Blanca ruined her house and lost her business and... 150 00:07:46,030 --> 00:07:48,642 -Okay, where are we going? -I have just the place. 151 00:07:48,685 --> 00:07:50,339 Ladies, pack your swimsuits 152 00:07:50,382 --> 00:07:53,211 and meet at my house tomorrow morning. 153 00:07:59,696 --> 00:08:01,872 You're not scared people gonna try us if we walk down 154 00:08:01,916 --> 00:08:04,222 a New York street in swimsuits and heels? 155 00:08:04,266 --> 00:08:06,703 I have a Hertz rental car waiting for us outside. 156 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:08,575 O.J. himself would approve. 157 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:11,186 Work. 158 00:08:11,229 --> 00:08:12,927 What's that smell? 159 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:14,581 Pine. 160 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:17,627 I'm a woman who likes her scented candles. 161 00:08:17,671 --> 00:08:19,237 Excited? 162 00:08:19,281 --> 00:08:21,762 Yeah, I've never been on a road trip before. 163 00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:24,765 I feel like we about to go in aChevy Chase movie or something. 164 00:08:24,808 --> 00:08:27,898 Darling, if you'regoing to be a successful model, 165 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:30,553 you have to learn how to travel, and how to travel well. 166 00:08:30,597 --> 00:08:33,643 Rule number one is to always look your best. 167 00:08:33,687 --> 00:08:35,427 What you tryin' to say? 168 00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:38,430 Uh-huh. 169 00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:42,609 Perfection. 170 00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:44,349 I simply cannot stand it when a woman boards a plane 171 00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:45,742 without a full face of makeup. 172 00:08:45,786 --> 00:08:47,352 Oh, I feel you. 173 00:08:47,396 --> 00:08:50,268 Lulu! What's taking so goddamn long?! 174 00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:52,227 Come out already! 175 00:08:54,621 --> 00:08:56,710 You guys. 176 00:08:56,753 --> 00:08:58,973 Oh, dear God. 177 00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:00,583 What the hell is wrong with her? 178 00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:03,412 I feel so... fat. 179 00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:05,283 Hey, stop it. You look damn tasty. 180 00:09:05,327 --> 00:09:07,372 Not slumped over like that, she doesn't. 181 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:09,810 -Stand up straight. 182 00:09:09,853 --> 00:09:12,769 It's one thing to be on the polein a dark club, 183 00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:15,816 it's another thing to let it allhang out under the naked sun. 184 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:17,861 I mean, what if I get clocked or something? 185 00:09:17,905 --> 00:09:19,210 Girl, please stop it. 186 00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:20,298 The only thing that they clocking is 187 00:09:20,342 --> 00:09:21,691 you being a beautiful woman. 188 00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:24,085 Give me some of that Lulu attitude. 189 00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:26,087 You're right, I do look pretty tasty. 190 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:28,611 There we go. 191 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,787 Wait a minute. Wh-What is that smell? 192 00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:32,093 Pine. 193 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:34,530 -Scented candles. 194 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:35,705 That's Blanca. 195 00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:37,489 ANGEL: Mother. 196 00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:45,628 Somebody please fetch me my nerve pills. 197 00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:47,674 Well, hello to you, too. 198 00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:50,546 Where's your swimsuit? 199 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,417 I will not be seen in public 200 00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:54,419 with you looking like Elly May fresh off the farm. 201 00:09:54,463 --> 00:09:56,247 This is all that I got. 202 00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:59,120 Of course it is. I suppose I canlet you borrow something 203 00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:00,643 from my guest closet. 204 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:02,776 No, I'm comfortable in this. 205 00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:05,082 No, it's really no problem. 206 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:06,693 Just don't stain it with whatever awful food 207 00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:08,346 -you're eating these days. -Elektra, I said no. 208 00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:13,351 If this is about your salon, 209 00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:15,527 I will not allow your rotten mood 210 00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:17,094 to ruin this trip for everyone. 211 00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:19,662 It's not about the salon. I'm just not like you girls. 212 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:21,098 There are certain things that you can wear 213 00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:22,360 that I cannot. 214 00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:24,798 If this is about tucking, I got some extra duct tape. 215 00:10:24,841 --> 00:10:26,930 It's not about that, either. 216 00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:29,933 I just don't like being exposed. 217 00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:31,369 I don't like the summer. 218 00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:34,459 Men whispering on the streets, calling me a man, 219 00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:36,592 a freak, a tranny. 220 00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:39,726 ANGEL: Ma, 221 00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:41,815 people always gonna have opinions. 222 00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:44,556 Don't matter how beautiful or busted you are. 223 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,689 That's just part of being a woman in a man's world. 224 00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:50,737 So what we need to do 225 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,695 is replace those negative voices 226 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:55,045 with some words of encouragement. 227 00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:57,091 Come on, y'all. I'm gonna treat Mother Blanca 228 00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:59,615 -before we hit the road. 229 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:02,096 -So, get your shit together.-LULU: We're gonna go shopping. 230 00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:05,360 -LULU: Oh! -Hey. Oh. 231 00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:07,579 Didn't I tell you if you put askirt on, it would be sickening? 232 00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:09,320 Yes, I guess you're right.I do look kind of sexy, don't I? 233 00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:10,757 -Uh, uh-huh. -Kind of. 234 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,759 I hope you got birth control. Look at those thighs. 235 00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:14,195 -Right. -Ooh. 236 00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:15,718 Catch the jiggle when you slap it. 237 00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:17,154 Are you three done eating each other out yet? 238 00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:19,330 -No. -No. 239 00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:20,767 Let's get out of here. 240 00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:22,333 Oh, my gosh. She jealous. 241 00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:26,120 Aah! 242 00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:29,079 Why'd I pick the one street that hasn't gentrified yet? 243 00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:30,777 Hey, who's driving this car? 244 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,735 I am. Get in. 245 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,781 I call shotgun. 246 00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:41,875 Oh, look at my baby being... 247 00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:44,138 useful. Helpful. 248 00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:45,748 -LIL PAPI: Don't talk to no men.-What? Uh... 249 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,968 -Oh. Thank you. -ANGEL: Don't tell me what to do. 250 00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:49,709 I love you. I'm just playing. 251 00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:54,757 --Papi. 252 00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,106 -Oh. 253 00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:59,153 -I love you. -Oh, God. Oh. 254 00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,809 ♪ If you're thinkin' you're too cool♪ 255 00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:04,245 Sing it, daughter. Come on. 256 00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:06,987 -♪ To boogie♪ -♪ Oh, oh♪ 257 00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:13,036 ♪ Boy, oh, boy, have I got news for you♪ 258 00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:20,261 ♪ Everybody here tonight must boogie♪ 259 00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:22,002 -Oh, yes. 260 00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:23,960 ♪ Let me tell ya♪ 261 00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:28,269 ♪ You are no exception to the rule♪ 262 00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:31,011 This is music. 263 00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:34,492 ♪ Get on up, on the floor♪ 264 00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:37,713 ♪ 'Cause we're gonna boogie oogie oogie♪ 265 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,846 ♪ 'Till you just can't boogie no more♪ 266 00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:44,981 ♪ Ah, boogie, boogie no more♪ 267 00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:47,723 -♪ You can't boogie...♪ -Hey! You drive like shit! 268 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,421 You look like it, bitch! 269 00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:53,033 -♪ Boogie no more♪ 270 00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:54,817 -♪ Listen to the music♪ -Oh, my God. 271 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,297 -Mother, look out! -Oh, my God! 272 00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,255 -Look out. 273 00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:00,475 ANGEL: Oh, my goodness. 274 00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:03,521 He's right. You're the worst driver I ever seen. 275 00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:05,697 -I didn't know you had a license. -I don't. 276 00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:07,003 I bought one out of the bodega on 144th Street. 277 00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:09,049 -What?! -What?! 278 00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,224 ELEKTRA: They required it to rent the car. 279 00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:11,878 I even upgraded us to this. 280 00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:13,836 We're traveling in style this weekend, 281 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:17,100 ladies,and it's all on Mother Elektra. 282 00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:19,233 All you bitches need to pay for is the cocktails. 283 00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:21,191 Man, something smells fishy about this. 284 00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:24,978 That's just the ocean, Blanca dear. Just relax. 285 00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:26,675 -We're nearly there. -Where? 286 00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:30,070 ♪ Get down, boogie oogie oogie♪ 287 00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:31,941 -Yeah. -♪ Get down♪ 288 00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:34,074 ♪ Boogie oogie oogie♪ 289 00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:36,380 -Uh-huh. -♪ Get down...♪ 290 00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:43,039 -Bitch. 291 00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:47,130 ANGEL: Oh, my God. 292 00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:53,093 No way. No motherfucking way! 293 00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:54,790 -Are we staying here? -Yes, we are. -Oh. 294 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,705 Always trust in Mother Elektra,darling. 295 00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:59,969 -T stance. 296 00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,971 Five, six. 297 00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:04,147 -Seven. -Eight. 298 00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:15,028 Welcome home! 299 00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:16,594 Oh, my God. This is, like, straight out 300 00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:19,162 Architectural Digest or something. 301 00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,685 Oof. 302 00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:22,949 l call dibs on this couch right here. 303 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:25,168 No, no, no. You all get your own bedrooms, 304 00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:26,909 though the master is mine, obviously. 305 00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,911 We'll be watching House Party in the screening room later. 306 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:30,957 Retrieve anything you like from the wine cellar. 307 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,916 The garage is off-limits. 308 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,178 What's in the garage? 309 00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:38,355 See, I knew something was fishyabout this. 310 00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:40,967 Did you kidnap this man and steal his house? 311 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:43,404 What do you take me for? He invited us. 312 00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:45,536 Practically begged me to come, 313 00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:48,235 once I planted the idea in his head. 314 00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:51,803 Can he hear us? 315 00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,283 Not with the hood and headphones on. 316 00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:55,155 ANGEL: So, I don't get it. 317 00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:56,634 He-He's paying you to take him down here 318 00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:58,767 and-and-and... and do what exactly? 319 00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:01,204 Oh, I had a girl come upwith him earlier to set him up. 320 00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,511 My job is just to check on him every few hours, 321 00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:05,730 -tease him a little. -LULU: But, uh, 322 00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,776 how does he go to the bathroom in this thing? 323 00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:09,212 We deprive him of food all weekend long, 324 00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:11,649 -so no worries about number two.- 325 00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,651 Otherwise, he just goes when he has to. 326 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:16,306 Oh, girl. Oh, my God. Men are so fucked up. 327 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:18,221 -Okay. -BLANCA: You know what? Angel, 328 00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:20,876 Lulu, y'all go get readyfor the beach. We need a moment. 329 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,139 -Okay. Mm-hmm. -Okay. Yeah. 330 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:32,627 We are not having another situation like the other time. 331 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,150 Don't worry. 332 00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:36,196 The mask doesn't cover his mouth. 333 00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:39,982 He's perfectly safe. Look. 334 00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:44,465 Joe, Blanca. Blanca, Joe. 335 00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:46,162 Nice to meet you. 336 00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:48,991 Mm. Feeling dehydrated, Joe? 337 00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:51,428 -Light-headed? -No. 338 00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:53,604 I'm feeling amazing. 339 00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:55,606 I'm loving being out here, 340 00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:57,260 where it's still scorching hot in the garage. 341 00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:59,262 -ELEKTRA: Mm-hmm. -And even more isolated. 342 00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:00,698 Mm-hmm. 343 00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:02,265 And cover me up again? 344 00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:04,006 ELEKTRA: How long before we should come back? 345 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,616 Tomorrow? 346 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:08,010 We'll check back in a couple of hours. 347 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:11,840 Okay. Let's hit the beach, darling, come on. 348 00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:30,293 You know, why the hell are we cooped up 349 00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:32,382 on that stinking island when we could be out here, 350 00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:35,037 living like movie stars? 351 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:39,259 No sweaty subways,no skyscrapers to trap the heat. 352 00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,174 This is heaven. 353 00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:43,306 -Mm-hmm. -Yes, sir. 354 00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:45,526 You know, all my life, 355 00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:47,528 I've lived an hour away from here, 356 00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:50,096 and this is the first time I've ever seen the ocean. 357 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:52,924 You know, my late mother used to tell me, 358 00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:55,101 "If you ever feel too big for your britches, 359 00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:56,319 "go to the ocean and stare at it. 360 00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:58,626 It'll make you feel small." 361 00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:01,324 -LULU: Mm-hmm. -Now I know what she was talking about. 362 00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:04,675 ♪ This air of silence♪ 363 00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,155 ♪ In the bedroom...♪ 364 00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:09,289 -Should we dip our toes in? -Uh-uh. 365 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:12,118 No way. I've seen Jawsway too many times to know better. 366 00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:15,425 Besides, I taste too sweet for sharks to resist. 367 00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,645 Girl, I just got my edges laid, 368 00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:20,213 -and I'm not going near any water this weekend. -Angel? 369 00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:24,086 All right, now, y'all don't laugh at me, 370 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,784 but I am terrified of water. 371 00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:28,525 I don't know how to swim. 372 00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:31,224 I mean, I always wanted tolearn, but there ain't no pools 373 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,226 in the projects. 374 00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,663 One day my father brought me over to the, uh, 375 00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:39,145 fancy country club up north in the Bronx. 376 00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:40,581 He said he was gonna finally teach me how to swim, 377 00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:43,105 but then when we got there, girl, 378 00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:47,240 they ain't let us past the front desk. 379 00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:48,980 If it's any consolation, I'm not a good swimmer either. 380 00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:50,895 How 'bout we teach each other right now? 381 00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:51,896 -Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. -BLANCA: What? 382 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,898 -Ain't no way. Hell no. -We'll hold hands. 383 00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:55,378 We won't go past our thighs. 384 00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:57,511 -What if I get stung by a jellyfish? -Shark. 385 00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:59,165 Oh, come on, y'all. 386 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,732 When are we gonna ever do this again as a family? 387 00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:04,257 This is our vacation. Come on, let's live out our dreams. 388 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:07,477 Jesus Christ. All right. 389 00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:09,218 Y'all can stay here. Come on, Angel. 390 00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:11,351 ANGEL: Bye, girls. 391 00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:13,266 Have fun. Don't get bit. 392 00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:15,572 -I should've sent that damn girl to school. 393 00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:22,231 I'll go in the water only if your promise not to let go. 394 00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:24,277 I promise. 395 00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:32,023 All right. 396 00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:34,548 -Yo, and since we're making promises... -Hmm? 397 00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:37,290 ...you keeping yours? 398 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,422 What you talking about? 399 00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:41,555 Drugs? 400 00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:44,297 I ain't done none of that. 401 00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,170 I know you got people checking on me, 402 00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,216 -watching... -Uh-huh. 403 00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,522 As a mother, you gotta keep eyesin the back of your head, 404 00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:54,437 -spies in these streets. 405 00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:56,309 Okay, Mother of the Year. 406 00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:57,484 That's right. 407 00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:01,227 No, but seriously, 408 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:04,578 I haven't touched any of that stuff. 409 00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:06,623 I promise. 410 00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:12,281 Maybe soon enough I'll be back in your good graces, 411 00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:15,676 and me and Papi can come back home. 412 00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:17,678 Good. 413 00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:20,115 But you an adult now. 414 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:24,598 You and Papi got your own home,and you gotta maintain it 415 00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:27,688 so you can have your ownchildren, and raise them right. 416 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:30,343 I want to make you Mother of the Year one day. 417 00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:33,650 Oh... thank you. 418 00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:37,263 -I know. -Come on. 419 00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:38,351 ♪ Hey, baby♪ 420 00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:40,918 ♪ You got to remember♪ 421 00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:44,618 ♪ I'm forever your girl♪ 422 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,926 ♪ Baby, pick your head up...♪ 423 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:51,364 Girl, why are they staring at us? 424 00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:52,495 Girl, who? 425 00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:55,150 You think they clocking us? 426 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,457 They're just taking in the view.You're being paranoid. 427 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,589 And what if you're wrong? 428 00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:02,853 That's why I hid my switchbladein the cooler. 429 00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:04,420 Mm. 430 00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:08,337 What you over here thinking about? 431 00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:11,384 You look like you just went somewhere. 432 00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:14,865 I wish Candy was here. I miss that girl. 433 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,650 Yeah. 434 00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:20,480 I was so preoccupied with givingher a distinguished send-off 435 00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:21,829 that I never went up to her casket. 436 00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:23,396 What? 437 00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:26,312 I don't have any regrets, 438 00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:28,488 but I do regret that. 439 00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:33,493 If it's any consolation, you sent her home in style. 440 00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:36,931 Candy would've wanted nothing less from you. 441 00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:40,108 Thank you for that, Mother. 442 00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:43,546 Where's Blanca? 443 00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:46,375 ANGEL: Help! Lifeguard! 444 00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:50,379 Life-lifeguard... 445 00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:08,005 -ELEKTRA: Blanca! 446 00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:11,922 ANGEL: We were just,we were splashing around and... 447 00:21:11,966 --> 00:21:13,968 LULU: Blanca! 448 00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:25,762 LULU: Blanca! 449 00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:28,591 Blanca... Oh... 450 00:21:28,635 --> 00:21:29,984 ELEKTRA: Oh, my God. 451 00:21:30,027 --> 00:21:31,768 -Oh, God... -Blanca? 452 00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:33,335 ANGEL: Please get up. 453 00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:35,337 Get up, get up, get up. 454 00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:37,426 -I can't lose another daughter!-Blanca! 455 00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:39,385 ANGEL: Get up! 456 00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:41,691 -Oh, God. -Blanca, come on. 457 00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:44,346 -Four, five, six, seven... -ANGEL: Get up! Blanca? 458 00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:45,782 -Come on, Blanca! 459 00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:47,262 -ANGEL : Okay, okay. 460 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,395 -Oh, thank you, Jesus. 461 00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:51,353 -Come on. 462 00:21:58,534 --> 00:22:01,407 Nice to meet you. 463 00:22:17,684 --> 00:22:19,512 Joe, I must ask. 464 00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:21,992 Where are you hiding the adult beverages? 465 00:22:22,036 --> 00:22:24,168 Uh, there should be some in the wine cellar. 466 00:22:24,212 --> 00:22:26,170 It's empty, you idiot! 467 00:22:26,214 --> 00:22:29,173 Uh, I'm sorr-- I haven't been out here a lot this summer. 468 00:22:29,217 --> 00:22:32,307 I guess my house person didn't have time to... 469 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,265 Absolutely useless. 470 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,791 LULU: I'm telling you, girl, 471 00:22:37,834 --> 00:22:39,009 he was feeling it. 472 00:22:39,053 --> 00:22:42,317 -He was not. -I saw it. 473 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,971 He was feeling it, and... 474 00:22:44,014 --> 00:22:46,277 -it was big. -Oh, girl, whatever. 475 00:22:46,321 --> 00:22:48,410 The one time I go to the beach and I almost die. 476 00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:51,326 People were looking at me. I feel so stupid. 477 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,632 Nah, for real, though, I feel like he was trying 478 00:22:52,675 --> 00:22:53,459 -to slip a little tongue... -Ah! 479 00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:55,243 -Get it, bitch. -Ooh, I could've 480 00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:57,680 lied there all day with him on top of me 481 00:22:57,724 --> 00:22:59,421 and let him do whatever he wanted... 482 00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:02,250 -Mother! -What? I don't care if anybody was watching. 483 00:23:02,293 --> 00:23:04,687 -She's just living her life. -ELEKTRA: Please tell me 484 00:23:04,731 --> 00:23:07,124 you're not still speaking of black Hasselhoff. 485 00:23:07,168 --> 00:23:10,040 We must concentrate on what really matters. 486 00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:12,695 Were any of you able to find usa suitable beverage? 487 00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:15,698 -Just warm beer and scotch. -That just won't do. 488 00:23:15,742 --> 00:23:18,788 How does this man have all thismoney and nothing to drink? 489 00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:20,573 Girl, white people. 490 00:23:20,616 --> 00:23:22,313 You know what? 491 00:23:22,357 --> 00:23:23,924 Get dressed. We're going out. 492 00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:26,100 To town? Us? 493 00:23:26,143 --> 00:23:29,582 Fuck that. We have nothing to hide. 494 00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:31,235 We're going out and treating ourselves 495 00:23:31,279 --> 00:23:33,673 -to a feast and a drink. - Why just one? 496 00:23:33,716 --> 00:23:35,675 And I've always wanted to try one of those 497 00:23:35,718 --> 00:23:37,372 -Long Island Iced Teas. -Yes... 498 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:38,852 Well, Blanca dear, when in Rome. 499 00:23:38,895 --> 00:23:41,463 Ladies, to our rooms. 500 00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:48,165 Four, please. 501 00:23:56,173 --> 00:23:59,307 Could we please have a table by the window? 502 00:23:59,350 --> 00:24:02,397 I'm sorry, but all of our windowtables are reserved. 503 00:24:05,574 --> 00:24:07,184 She lying. 504 00:24:09,404 --> 00:24:11,319 HOSTESS: Can I start you off 505 00:24:11,362 --> 00:24:13,103 -with something to drink? -LULU: Yes. 506 00:24:13,147 --> 00:24:15,149 We'll have four Long Island Iced Teas, thank you. 507 00:24:15,192 --> 00:24:17,325 And can we have a shrimp cocktail while we look 508 00:24:17,368 --> 00:24:19,196 -at the menu? I'm starving. -HOSTESS: Sure thing. 509 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,198 Your waiter will be with you shortly. 510 00:24:21,242 --> 00:24:23,462 Thank you. 511 00:24:25,725 --> 00:24:27,988 Damn. Ew, this place is mad bougie. 512 00:24:28,031 --> 00:24:30,991 I don't recognize anything on this menu. 513 00:24:31,034 --> 00:24:32,645 What is a caviar blini? 514 00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:33,950 ELEKTRA: It's a small pancake wafer 515 00:24:33,994 --> 00:24:35,561 topped with caviar. 516 00:24:35,604 --> 00:24:38,128 They're sinful and delightful. 517 00:24:38,172 --> 00:24:40,391 -Well, let's get some. -Ooh, I want the calamari. 518 00:24:40,435 --> 00:24:42,176 -And some lobster, too. -ELEKTRA: Order what you like, children. 519 00:24:42,219 --> 00:24:44,178 Dinner's on me. 520 00:24:44,221 --> 00:24:46,006 -Oh, thank you, Mother. -Well, I want to get some oysters. 521 00:24:46,049 --> 00:24:48,008 -Y'all like oysters? -Ew. Oysters are mad nasty... 522 00:24:51,272 --> 00:24:53,579 Thank you, Elektra. 523 00:24:53,622 --> 00:24:55,711 You don't know how badly I needed this. 524 00:24:55,755 --> 00:24:58,148 We may not live in the same house, 525 00:24:58,192 --> 00:25:00,934 but you'll always be my daughter, Blanca. 526 00:25:02,239 --> 00:25:05,155 LULU and ANGEL: Aww... 527 00:25:05,199 --> 00:25:06,679 -You're all my children. 528 00:25:06,722 --> 00:25:08,158 That's why you paying for the food. 529 00:25:08,202 --> 00:25:09,682 -Ooh! 530 00:25:09,725 --> 00:25:11,422 LULU: Oh, oh, you didn't. 531 00:25:13,686 --> 00:25:15,252 ELEKTRA: I can't believe 532 00:25:15,296 --> 00:25:16,471 we lost him. 533 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,560 -Lost who? -Luther Vandross. 534 00:25:18,604 --> 00:25:21,215 -Girl, he gay, he ain't dead. -ELEKTRA: He might as well be 535 00:25:21,258 --> 00:25:23,347 -if I can't have him.-LULU: Girl, stop being stingy. 536 00:25:23,391 --> 00:25:26,350 Luther's behind is a whole meal, and all the boys 537 00:25:26,394 --> 00:25:28,352 -want a bite, okay? -Ugh... I want a... 538 00:25:28,396 --> 00:25:31,225 Okay, I cannot keep up with this conversation. 539 00:25:31,268 --> 00:25:33,836 If you will excuse me, I got to go pee out 540 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,969 -some of this liquor. -Mm-hmm. Ooh! 541 00:25:36,012 --> 00:25:38,362 -Be careful, now. Oh, shit. -You getting thick, girl. 542 00:25:38,406 --> 00:25:40,843 -She cannot handle her liquor. 543 00:25:40,887 --> 00:25:42,845 Hello, ladies. 544 00:25:42,889 --> 00:25:46,153 I'm a loyal customer here, out with my girlfriends, 545 00:25:46,196 --> 00:25:49,417 and we're having just the darndest time trying to relax 546 00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:51,288 into this peaceful summer evening. 547 00:25:51,332 --> 00:25:53,247 And what is it that we can do for you? 548 00:25:53,290 --> 00:25:57,033 There's nothing peaceful about your grating voices, 549 00:25:57,077 --> 00:26:00,428 cackling so loudly we can't evenhear our own conversation. 550 00:26:00,471 --> 00:26:02,082 LULU: Elektra. 551 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:05,215 Do not do it. This one right here is not worth it. 552 00:26:05,259 --> 00:26:08,523 I don't think that mygirlfriends and I are any louder 553 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,046 than these other tables. 554 00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:12,048 Why don't you be frank with us? 555 00:26:12,092 --> 00:26:14,442 What exactly is it that you're trying to say? 556 00:26:14,485 --> 00:26:16,270 I'm no dummy. 557 00:26:16,313 --> 00:26:17,967 I work in the city, 558 00:26:18,011 --> 00:26:21,667 and I know a man pretending to be a woman when I see one. 559 00:26:21,710 --> 00:26:24,191 -And I see three right in front of me. -ANGEL: Oh, shit... 560 00:26:24,234 --> 00:26:26,454 -LULU: Bitch. -This is not that kind of establishment. 561 00:26:27,934 --> 00:26:29,892 Wait a minute, girl... 562 00:26:29,936 --> 00:26:33,679 God may have blessed you withBarbies, a backyard with a pony 563 00:26:33,722 --> 00:26:35,681 and a boyfriend named Jake and an unwanted pregnancy 564 00:26:35,724 --> 00:26:37,334 that your father paid to terminate so you could 565 00:26:37,378 --> 00:26:39,598 go to college and major in being a basic bitch. 566 00:26:41,251 --> 00:26:43,384 None of these things make you a woman. 567 00:26:44,690 --> 00:26:46,430 Mm-hmm, clear your throat. 568 00:26:46,474 --> 00:26:47,780 -ANGEL: Lubricate. -Mm-hmm. 569 00:26:47,823 --> 00:26:49,129 LULU: Read that bitch. 570 00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:52,698 Your uniform of ill-fitting J.Crew culottes, 571 00:26:52,741 --> 00:26:54,656 fake pearls and 50-cent scrunchies 572 00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:57,877 cannot conceal the fact that you do not know who you are. 573 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,227 -Mm. -I know our presence threatens you. 574 00:27:00,270 --> 00:27:02,359 We've fought for our place at this table. 575 00:27:02,403 --> 00:27:05,275 And that has made us stronger than you will ever be. 576 00:27:05,319 --> 00:27:06,668 Now pick your jaw up off the floor 577 00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:08,365 and go back to your clam chowder 578 00:27:08,409 --> 00:27:10,237 and shallow conversations. 579 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,195 My girlfriends and I aren't going anywhere. 580 00:27:14,763 --> 00:27:16,939 -It was lovely talking to you. -Y'all heard that? -ANGEL: Yeah, go and get 581 00:27:16,983 --> 00:27:19,681 your clam chowder, before the clam chowder gets you. 582 00:27:19,725 --> 00:27:21,944 -Shall we order another round? 583 00:27:21,988 --> 00:27:23,685 -Yes, please. -Shit. 584 00:27:27,907 --> 00:27:29,299 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 585 00:27:30,997 --> 00:27:32,955 Uh... 586 00:27:32,999 --> 00:27:36,524 Yes, Grams. I'm wearing sunblock. 587 00:27:38,221 --> 00:27:40,528 I know. Brown skin burns, too. 588 00:27:43,009 --> 00:27:46,534 Hey, let me call you right back. 589 00:27:46,577 --> 00:27:48,536 You look pretty good dry. 590 00:27:50,364 --> 00:27:52,888 So, you saving lives and dishingout compliments, huh? 591 00:27:52,932 --> 00:27:55,238 Something like that. 592 00:27:57,327 --> 00:27:59,416 I'm Adrian. 593 00:28:01,941 --> 00:28:03,507 Blanca. 594 00:28:03,551 --> 00:28:06,162 Pleasure. 595 00:28:06,206 --> 00:28:08,208 I've been manning these shores for six summers 596 00:28:08,251 --> 00:28:11,385 and I've never done CPRon anyone with lips like yours. 597 00:28:11,428 --> 00:28:12,734 Well, I ain't ever had a man 598 00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:14,736 slobber over me like that before, 599 00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:17,478 so I guess there's a first time for everything. 600 00:28:20,481 --> 00:28:23,353 Why don't you let me take you out for a stroll on the beach? 601 00:28:23,397 --> 00:28:27,314 I'd die a happy man seeing you glow under that moonlight. 602 00:28:27,357 --> 00:28:29,142 Anyway, I thought you was goingto show her your signature move 603 00:28:29,185 --> 00:28:32,188 -and flip this damn table over.-Damn, I forgot about that. 604 00:28:32,232 --> 00:28:33,886 We should invite her back over for an encore performance. 605 00:28:33,929 --> 00:28:36,105 No, no, no, no, no. Don't you do it. She-she got the point. 606 00:28:36,149 --> 00:28:38,107 ANGEL: Good. Girl, you just... 607 00:28:38,151 --> 00:28:40,457 -What happened? -LULU: Never mind that. 608 00:28:40,501 --> 00:28:42,546 -Look what the cat dragged in. 609 00:28:42,590 --> 00:28:44,766 -Them oysters got to you now, huh? -LULU: No! 610 00:28:44,810 --> 00:28:47,813 --No. I ran into that lifeguard. 611 00:28:47,856 --> 00:28:48,988 ALL: Ooh... 612 00:28:49,031 --> 00:28:50,598 His name is Adrian, 613 00:28:50,641 --> 00:28:53,209 and he wants to take me on a stroll on the beach. 614 00:28:53,253 --> 00:28:55,951 -You obviously said no. -No, I said yes. 615 00:28:55,995 --> 00:28:58,258 That man is fine. Plus, it's been a cute minute 616 00:28:58,301 --> 00:29:01,043 -since I had a man show me that sort of kindness. -Take it for the team. 617 00:29:01,087 --> 00:29:03,350 -He was cute. -ELEKTRA: You're insane. 618 00:29:03,393 --> 00:29:04,786 It's unsafe for girls like us to walk off 619 00:29:04,830 --> 00:29:06,614 in the middle of the night with a stranger. 620 00:29:06,657 --> 00:29:09,269 You know you can't trust a man once the sun goes down. 621 00:29:09,312 --> 00:29:10,357 -That's true.-Oh, I didn't think about that. 622 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:11,837 That doesn't make any sense. 623 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:12,794 ANGEL: Yes, it does. 624 00:29:12,838 --> 00:29:13,795 You know these men are afraid 625 00:29:13,839 --> 00:29:15,362 of their desires for us. 626 00:29:15,405 --> 00:29:17,451 They take it out on us all the time. 627 00:29:17,494 --> 00:29:20,019 That's probably what happened to Candy. 628 00:29:20,062 --> 00:29:21,847 They don't kill us because they hate us. 629 00:29:21,890 --> 00:29:24,632 They kill us because they hate what it means to love us. 630 00:29:24,675 --> 00:29:27,069 So, am I supposed to just livein fear for the rest of my life? 631 00:29:27,113 --> 00:29:29,855 Die without ever knowing love? 632 00:29:29,898 --> 00:29:31,030 Maybe you could just meet him for coffee or something 633 00:29:31,073 --> 00:29:33,032 -before we head back, girl. -Yeah. 634 00:29:33,075 --> 00:29:34,294 Where's the passion in that? 635 00:29:34,337 --> 00:29:36,600 Listen, I know y'all care for me, 636 00:29:36,644 --> 00:29:38,298 but I have to trust my instincts on this one. 637 00:29:38,341 --> 00:29:40,387 -I'm going. -ELEKTRA: Wait. 638 00:29:40,430 --> 00:29:43,956 If you're going to go, at least take this. 639 00:29:43,999 --> 00:29:45,087 ANGEL: Oh. 640 00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:56,055 BLANCA:I feel like I'm in one of thoseK-tel commercials or something, 641 00:29:56,098 --> 00:29:59,058 selling one of those world's greatest love song album. 642 00:29:59,101 --> 00:30:01,712 That's good, right? 643 00:30:01,756 --> 00:30:03,758 It's like a dream. 644 00:30:06,152 --> 00:30:10,765 So, you do this to all your damsels in distress? 645 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:12,114 No. 646 00:30:12,158 --> 00:30:16,423 I'm not like that. I take this job seriously. 647 00:30:16,466 --> 00:30:18,860 Though I'll admit, sometimes therich white ladies will pretend 648 00:30:18,904 --> 00:30:23,082 to be drowning in the hopes of fulfilling some fantasy. 649 00:30:25,911 --> 00:30:27,913 I go to Fordham the rest of the year. 650 00:30:27,956 --> 00:30:30,219 I'm studying to be a doctor. 651 00:30:30,263 --> 00:30:32,308 -For real? -Yeah. 652 00:30:32,352 --> 00:30:34,397 Damn, you must be smart. 653 00:30:36,312 --> 00:30:39,011 My mom died of stomach cancer when I was ten. 654 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:41,927 One thing I noticed, all the orderlies 655 00:30:41,970 --> 00:30:44,930 were black and brown, some of the nurses too, 656 00:30:44,973 --> 00:30:46,932 but every doctor was white. 657 00:30:49,108 --> 00:30:50,805 I'm sure they did their best, but I think it helps 658 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:52,851 to be looked after by one of your own, you know? 659 00:30:55,984 --> 00:30:56,942 Do you have a dream? 660 00:30:59,205 --> 00:31:00,336 I had one. 661 00:31:02,164 --> 00:31:03,862 I'm in the beauty profession, nails mostly. 662 00:31:06,995 --> 00:31:08,823 I recently opened my very own salon, 663 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,956 but it burnt down. 664 00:31:10,999 --> 00:31:13,132 That's terrible, I'm so sorry. 665 00:31:13,175 --> 00:31:15,134 It's all right. 666 00:31:15,177 --> 00:31:17,701 I'm a very optimistic person by nature. 667 00:31:17,745 --> 00:31:21,009 But I've got no illusions about the outside world 668 00:31:21,053 --> 00:31:22,402 having my back. 669 00:31:22,445 --> 00:31:24,926 Outside world? 670 00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:27,973 Um, you know, my community, and the outside world, 671 00:31:28,016 --> 00:31:29,191 and all those things. 672 00:31:30,236 --> 00:31:34,109 I know, Blanca. 673 00:31:34,153 --> 00:31:35,763 You don't have to pretend with me. 674 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:39,375 So you've been with a girl like me before? 675 00:31:39,419 --> 00:31:41,247 No. It's not like that. 676 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:46,165 You're a beautiful, 677 00:31:46,208 --> 00:31:48,950 funny, soulful woman. 678 00:31:48,994 --> 00:31:51,344 That's all that matters to me. 679 00:31:51,387 --> 00:31:55,217 This has got to be a dream. 680 00:31:55,261 --> 00:31:57,872 Can I kiss you? 681 00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,526 Didn't you already do that earlier? 682 00:31:59,569 --> 00:32:00,962 A real kiss. 683 00:32:03,834 --> 00:32:06,011 I'm not stopping you. 684 00:33:01,762 --> 00:33:05,070 -Where's she at, you guys?-She should've been here by now.This is crazy. 685 00:33:05,113 --> 00:33:07,072 -Do you think we should call the cops? -Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh. 686 00:33:10,118 --> 00:33:13,078 Where have you been? We were up all night. 687 00:33:13,121 --> 00:33:14,253 I thought he gutted and drowned you. 688 00:33:14,296 --> 00:33:16,037 We were five minutes away from calling the po-po! 689 00:33:16,081 --> 00:33:17,038 Aw, you really do love me. 690 00:33:17,082 --> 00:33:18,605 -Bitch. 691 00:33:18,648 --> 00:33:20,172 -I'm just glad you're okay. -LULU: Okay, bitch, sit down. 692 00:33:20,215 --> 00:33:21,912 What happened? Tell us everything. 693 00:33:21,956 --> 00:33:23,131 Here, this for you. 694 00:33:23,175 --> 00:33:26,265 Okay. It was... 695 00:33:27,918 --> 00:33:29,529 -It was perfect. -I knew it! 696 00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:31,879 -I felt like I was 697 00:33:31,922 --> 00:33:35,230 -the heroine, the star of some great romantic drama. -Hmm? 698 00:33:35,274 --> 00:33:36,231 -Ah, hoo. -Keep going, Mother. 699 00:33:36,275 --> 00:33:37,885 -Oh... -Tell us the details. 700 00:33:37,928 --> 00:33:40,627 Oh, we went on a walk on the beach, uh... 701 00:33:40,670 --> 00:33:44,152 -I ain't never seen the moon that big... 702 00:33:44,196 --> 00:33:46,546 ...that bright... 703 00:33:46,589 --> 00:33:48,548 His skin glistened in it. 704 00:33:48,591 --> 00:33:51,420 And girl, when I tell you them muscles was popping... 705 00:33:51,464 --> 00:33:54,075 -Mm... -LULU: Yeah, but what about that muscle down there? 706 00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:56,686 -Was he packing, 'cause I know he was, girl! -ANGEL: Ooh! 707 00:33:56,730 --> 00:33:58,123 -ELEKTRA: Lulu! 708 00:33:58,166 --> 00:34:00,212 I didn't raise you to be so vulgar. 709 00:34:00,255 --> 00:34:02,127 -So Candy of you. -Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. 710 00:34:02,170 --> 00:34:05,130 -ANGEL: That muscle, bitch. -All we did was make out. 711 00:34:05,173 --> 00:34:07,306 -It was romantic. -ANGEL: Mm-hmm. 712 00:34:07,349 --> 00:34:10,483 Not lustful at all,and it was heartful and hopeful. 713 00:34:13,181 --> 00:34:16,271 -It's definitely something I had been missing. -Mm. 714 00:34:16,315 --> 00:34:18,360 And I needed that. 715 00:34:18,404 --> 00:34:20,232 I know that a man is not gonna fill the void 716 00:34:20,275 --> 00:34:23,235 of me losing my salon, but... 717 00:34:24,714 --> 00:34:27,108 it was nice to be wanted and seen. 718 00:34:27,152 --> 00:34:30,938 He made me believe that good things are possible. 719 00:34:30,981 --> 00:34:32,244 -Mm. -ANGEL: Oh, Ma... 720 00:34:32,287 --> 00:34:34,942 -So? 721 00:34:34,985 --> 00:34:37,597 -What? -Did you tell him T? 722 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:41,253 -Oh, I didn't have to. He knew.-ANGEL and LULU: What?! 723 00:34:41,296 --> 00:34:45,387 Mm-hmm. He was a gentleman, through and through. 724 00:34:45,431 --> 00:34:47,172 -Girl, give me some. -ANGEL: Ow, Ma. 725 00:34:47,215 --> 00:34:48,390 Yes. 726 00:34:48,434 --> 00:34:50,175 You gonna see him again? 727 00:34:51,437 --> 00:34:54,048 I gave him my number. 728 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:55,136 But I ain't got no expectations. 729 00:34:55,180 --> 00:34:57,791 Listen, it was perfect and brief. 730 00:34:57,834 --> 00:34:59,358 I feel that. 731 00:34:59,401 --> 00:35:01,969 I'm glad I'm here with all of y'all. 732 00:35:02,012 --> 00:35:04,145 -It's so good. -Aw... -We love you. 733 00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:07,148 -Girls' trip! 734 00:35:10,238 --> 00:35:12,371 -ANGEL: Oh, my God! -ELEKTRA: Girls' trip, girls' trip! 735 00:35:12,414 --> 00:35:15,113 LULU and ANGEL: Girls' trip, girls' trip! 736 00:35:17,463 --> 00:35:20,248 ELEKTRA: It's time to go home. 737 00:35:20,292 --> 00:35:23,382 I assume you can peel yourself out of this suit by yourself? 738 00:35:23,425 --> 00:35:29,431 Yeah. Uh, sweat and everything makes it nice and slippery. 739 00:35:29,475 --> 00:35:32,869 Mistress Elektra? Thank youfor talking me into doing this. 740 00:35:32,913 --> 00:35:37,004 I kept fantasizing that you drove back to the city 741 00:35:37,047 --> 00:35:39,137 without telling anyone I was here. 742 00:35:40,225 --> 00:35:42,879 They wouldn't find me for days. 743 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,317 Or ever, maybe. 744 00:35:47,449 --> 00:35:50,757 Do you realize how luxurious your life is? 745 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:54,413 Yeah. I know. The house is great. 746 00:35:54,456 --> 00:35:56,241 Not the house. 747 00:35:56,284 --> 00:35:59,287 You have the luxury of choosing loneliness. 748 00:35:59,331 --> 00:36:03,248 For some people, it's not optional. 749 00:36:10,864 --> 00:36:13,214 -Ooh, I like this one. -Right? Can we turn up it? 750 00:36:13,258 --> 00:36:16,261 -Yeah. -ANGEL: Pull up the volume. Come on. 751 00:36:16,304 --> 00:36:18,219 This is nice. Yes. 752 00:36:18,263 --> 00:36:22,049 ♪ Ooh, my first mistake was♪ 753 00:36:22,092 --> 00:36:24,312 ♪ I wanted too much time♪ 754 00:36:24,356 --> 00:36:28,360 ♪ I had to have him morning, noon, and night♪ 755 00:36:28,403 --> 00:36:31,406 ♪ If I would of known then♪ 756 00:36:31,450 --> 00:36:34,366 ♪ The things that I know now♪ 757 00:36:34,409 --> 00:36:35,671 ♪ I might not have lost♪ 758 00:36:35,715 --> 00:36:38,500 ♪ The time I complain about♪ 759 00:36:38,544 --> 00:36:41,373 ♪ Don't waste your time♪ 760 00:36:41,416 --> 00:36:44,289 ♪ Fighting blind♪ 761 00:36:44,332 --> 00:36:48,423 ♪ Minded thoughts of despair♪ 762 00:36:48,467 --> 00:36:51,470 ♪ Hold on to your love♪ 763 00:36:51,513 --> 00:36:53,428 ♪ You got to hold on♪ 764 00:36:53,472 --> 00:36:56,344 ♪ Hold on to your love♪ 765 00:36:56,388 --> 00:36:58,303 ♪ Ooh, ooh, baby, hold on♪ 766 00:36:58,346 --> 00:37:01,393 ♪ Hold on to your love♪ 767 00:37:01,436 --> 00:37:03,308 ♪ Oh, you got to hold on♪ 768 00:37:03,351 --> 00:37:06,398 ♪ Hold on to your love♪ 769 00:37:06,441 --> 00:37:07,399 All right, now, I'm about to show you, uh... 770 00:37:07,442 --> 00:37:10,097 ♪ The art of playing games now♪ 771 00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:13,361 Is not the hearts you break♪ 772 00:37:13,405 --> 00:37:15,668 ♪ It's 'bout good love you make♪ 773 00:37:15,711 --> 00:37:17,322 ♪ When his heart's on fire♪ 774 00:37:17,365 --> 00:37:21,064 ♪ Give him love every day♪ 775 00:37:21,108 --> 00:37:23,458 ♪ Remember he needs space♪ 776 00:37:23,502 --> 00:37:27,419 ♪ Be patient and he'll give his heart to you♪ 777 00:37:27,462 --> 00:37:31,205 ♪ Don't waste your time♪ 778 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:33,686 ♪ Fighting blind♪ 779 00:37:33,729 --> 00:37:38,081 ♪ Minded thoughts of despair♪ 780 00:37:38,125 --> 00:37:41,389 ♪ Hold on to your love♪ 781 00:37:41,433 --> 00:37:43,217 -♪ You got to hold on♪ -♪ Hey, yeah♪ 782 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:44,958 ♪ Hold on to your love♪ 783 00:37:45,001 --> 00:37:48,353 ♪ You've got to hold on to your love♪ 784 00:37:48,396 --> 00:37:51,181 -♪ Hold on to your love♪ -♪ Yeah, hey, oh♪ 785 00:37:51,225 --> 00:37:52,966 ♪ Baby, hold on♪ 786 00:37:53,009 --> 00:37:55,185 ♪ Hold on to your love♪ 787 00:37:57,492 --> 00:38:00,495 ♪ Hold on to your love♪ 788 00:38:00,539 --> 00:38:02,715 ♪ You got to hold on♪ 789 00:38:02,758 --> 00:38:06,675 -♪ Hold on to your love♪ -♪ Don't let go♪ 790 00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:09,199 -♪ Keep the ties♪ -♪ Hold on...♪ 791 00:38:09,243 --> 00:38:12,681 ♪ Hang on tight, and don't let go♪ 792 00:38:12,725 --> 00:38:16,250 ♪ Hold on to your love♪ 793 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,773 ♪ Don't let go♪ 794 00:38:17,817 --> 00:38:21,342 ♪ Hold on to your love.♪ 795 00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:23,344 -Yo, I needed that trip so badly, 796 00:38:23,388 --> 00:38:25,172 and I didn't even know it. 797 00:38:25,215 --> 00:38:26,391 We should do this once a year. 798 00:38:26,434 --> 00:38:27,566 Make it a thing, just us girls. 799 00:38:27,609 --> 00:38:29,568 Mm-hmm, just us girls. 800 00:38:29,611 --> 00:38:31,396 Well, I got a feeling you gonna be 801 00:38:31,439 --> 00:38:32,788 going out there a lot more often 802 00:38:32,832 --> 00:38:36,401 if things with you and Adrian work out. 803 00:38:36,444 --> 00:38:38,272 I'm gonna have to buy you 804 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,840 a Long Island Rail Road express pass, Miss Honey. 805 00:38:40,883 --> 00:38:45,018 Girl. Stop it. That boy probablyain't even gonna call me. 806 00:38:45,061 --> 00:38:47,455 Girl, how you know? 807 00:38:47,499 --> 00:38:50,240 At least you had a little bit of loving. 808 00:38:50,284 --> 00:38:52,155 I'm happy for you. 809 00:38:58,423 --> 00:39:00,468 Could you stay with me for the night? 810 00:39:00,512 --> 00:39:02,252 Keep your mother company? 811 00:39:03,253 --> 00:39:04,733 Yeah, of course I'll stay. 812 00:39:04,777 --> 00:39:07,867 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 813 00:39:09,608 --> 00:39:11,566 Hey. 814 00:39:11,610 --> 00:39:14,526 Listen, I know we're not in the same house anymore, 815 00:39:14,569 --> 00:39:18,312 -but I'm glad that we could still make it work. -Aw, girl, you so dramatic. 816 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:21,402 -I'm your daughter, what are you talking about? -Okay, fine. 817 00:39:21,446 --> 00:39:23,578 I'm gonna call Papi real quick and let him know 818 00:39:23,622 --> 00:39:25,885 -not to expect me. -Okay. 819 00:39:25,928 --> 00:39:27,452 All right. 820 00:39:38,724 --> 00:39:40,682 ANGEL: Ooh, Mother... 821 00:39:40,726 --> 00:39:43,468 You got a new message. 822 00:39:43,511 --> 00:39:45,165 What? 823 00:39:46,732 --> 00:39:48,429 Oh. Can I play it? 824 00:39:48,473 --> 00:39:50,344 It's probablyanother bill collector, anyway. 825 00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:52,259 -I don't know. Let's find out. 826 00:39:52,302 --> 00:39:54,653 -Watch. 827 00:39:54,696 --> 00:39:57,046 ADRIAN: Hey, Blanca, it's Adrian. Um... 828 00:39:57,090 --> 00:39:59,353 -He called! -I know you're probably not home yet, 829 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,094 but I just wanted to call and let you know 830 00:40:01,137 --> 00:40:02,312 I'm thinking about you already. 831 00:40:02,356 --> 00:40:04,445 I was thinking about that night. 832 00:40:04,489 --> 00:40:06,665 I was thinking maybe we could get together again soon. 833 00:40:06,708 --> 00:40:09,363 Ooh... bitch. 834 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:12,279 -Ooh, his voice is so sexy. -Okay, sister, mind your business. 835 00:40:12,322 --> 00:40:14,063 The linens for your bed are in the closet. 836 00:40:14,107 --> 00:40:16,414 I'm gonna be on this phone linefor a while. 837 00:40:22,985 --> 00:40:24,596 Go! 838 00:40:30,993 --> 00:40:32,908 ADRIAN: Hello? 839 00:40:32,952 --> 00:40:34,954 Hey, Adrian. 840 00:40:52,188 --> 00:40:54,408 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 841 00:41:53,946 --> 00:41:54,990 ♪ Yeah♪ 842 00:41:55,817 --> 00:41:56,818 Pay attention! 843 00:41:57,776 --> 00:41:59,734 We got to fight for each other. 844 00:42:00,866 --> 00:42:03,042 -You special. -Ballroom is not a trend. 845 00:42:03,085 --> 00:42:04,522 It'’s about family. 846 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:06,611 ANNOUNCER: Pose. 847 00:42:06,654 --> 00:42:08,569 All new, Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX. 848 00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:13,792 CISSY: You said you had it under control. 849 00:42:15,489 --> 00:42:16,534 It'’s up to you... 850 00:42:19,449 --> 00:42:20,755 to protect everyone. 851 00:42:24,237 --> 00:42:25,586 Can you do it or not? 852 00:42:25,630 --> 00:42:26,935 ANNOUNCER: Snowfall. 853 00:42:26,979 --> 00:42:29,764 Season premiere, July 10 on FX. 854 00:42:33,768 --> 00:42:36,075 -Aaah! 855 00:42:36,902 --> 00:42:38,643 -Ah-- -Oh, God. 856 00:42:38,686 --> 00:42:40,775 -MRS. BASKETS: Chip. 857 00:42:40,819 --> 00:42:42,647 ANNOUNCER: Baskets. 858 00:42:42,690 --> 00:42:45,475 All new, Thursdays at 10:00 on FX.