1 00:00:01,349 --> 00:00:02,263 No secrets. 2 00:00:03,307 --> 00:00:04,656 WOMAN: What about trust? 3 00:00:04,700 --> 00:00:06,093 It's better to read people's minds. 4 00:00:07,790 --> 00:00:10,923 ANNOUNCER: Legion. All new, Mondays at 10:00 on FX. 5 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:14,101 [dance music] 6 00:00:14,144 --> 00:00:16,364 ANNOUNCER: FX presentsPose. 7 00:00:19,671 --> 00:00:21,282 SUE SIMMONS: First there was the Twist, 8 00:00:21,325 --> 00:00:23,110 then the Mashed Potato, the Hustle. 9 00:00:23,153 --> 00:00:26,330 In the '70s, everyone wanted to learn to dance like 10 00:00:26,374 --> 00:00:28,158 John Travolta inSaturday Night Fever. 11 00:00:28,202 --> 00:00:29,507 But in 1990, 12 00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:32,075 all anyone wants to do is "Vogue." 13 00:00:32,119 --> 00:00:33,685 Madonna's song, "Vogue," is in 14 00:00:33,729 --> 00:00:36,166 its third week at number one on the pop charts, 15 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:38,212 And the once-obscure dance moves 16 00:00:38,255 --> 00:00:40,170 popularized by the Material Girl's hit, 17 00:00:40,214 --> 00:00:43,086 borrowed from New York's hidden ball culture, 18 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:45,262 are now truly "in fashion." 19 00:00:46,568 --> 00:00:47,960 SUE SIMMONS: What's your name? 20 00:00:48,004 --> 00:00:50,354 I'm Missy Thompson from Staten Island. 21 00:00:50,398 --> 00:00:52,748 I work as an executive assistantand I started taking 22 00:00:52,791 --> 00:00:55,011 the late ferry and having my husband order pizza 23 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,144 for dinner so I could stayin the city and take this class. 24 00:00:57,187 --> 00:01:00,321 [crowd screaming, cheering] 25 00:01:00,364 --> 00:01:03,106 I've met girls from New Jersey and Scarsdale 26 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:05,195 and the Upper West Side, even. 27 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:07,110 -[crowd cheering] -And what do you think it-- 28 00:01:07,154 --> 00:01:09,373 that it is that's drawing all of you here? 29 00:01:09,417 --> 00:01:10,505 MISSY AND CROWD: Madonna! 30 00:01:10,548 --> 00:01:12,463 [cheering] 31 00:01:12,507 --> 00:01:14,291 If you're interested in learning how to Vogue, 32 00:01:14,335 --> 00:01:17,033 classes are being taught at the YMCA 33 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,122 three days a week by resident experts. 34 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:20,471 But be sure to sign up early. 35 00:01:20,515 --> 00:01:23,257 Channel 5 News is being told that most classes 36 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:25,259 are already full for the next four weeks. 37 00:01:25,302 --> 00:01:28,000 Sue Simmons, Manhattan. 38 00:01:28,044 --> 00:01:30,264 You got to help me. 39 00:01:30,307 --> 00:01:32,396 Slow down. Looks like you aboutto have a heart attack. 40 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:34,268 I need you to add one more class this week. 41 00:01:34,311 --> 00:01:37,575 I've kicked gangbangers off the basketball court 42 00:01:37,619 --> 00:01:40,012 and shooed homeless men out of the pool, no problem. 43 00:01:41,231 --> 00:01:43,407 But these bridge and tunnel bitches are terrifying. 44 00:01:43,451 --> 00:01:44,321 [both laugh] 45 00:01:44,365 --> 00:01:47,194 -You better stop with that. -Honestly, Damon. 46 00:01:47,237 --> 00:01:48,717 I've never seen anything like it. 47 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,284 -Hmm. -They can't get enough of you. 48 00:01:50,327 --> 00:01:51,981 -Aw... -That little half-smile makes 49 00:01:52,024 --> 00:01:54,244 -all the ladies drop they drawers. -Okay. 50 00:01:54,288 --> 00:01:55,593 I am more than happy to add another class, 51 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:57,595 let's just make sure that everybody keeps their drawers 52 00:01:57,639 --> 00:01:58,814 -up, okay? -[laughing] 53 00:01:58,857 --> 00:02:00,990 DAMON: Five, six, seven, 54 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:03,079 eight. One. Two. 55 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,776 Three, four. 56 00:02:04,820 --> 00:02:06,082 ♪ Do you understand...♪ 57 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,823 Crisper. Crisper. 58 00:02:07,866 --> 00:02:09,259 Now, I need you to move 59 00:02:09,303 --> 00:02:12,262 your arms as if they're swords. 60 00:02:12,306 --> 00:02:13,785 -[giggling] -They're swords, okay? 61 00:02:13,829 --> 00:02:17,093 -And knives, okay? Yes. -[imitates swinging blades] 62 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,442 -Right there. Uh-huh. Come on. -[laughs] 63 00:02:18,486 --> 00:02:20,444 -Step up to the front. -[laughs in disbelief] 64 00:02:20,488 --> 00:02:21,619 [students cheering] 65 00:02:21,663 --> 00:02:23,317 DAMON: Five, six, seven, eight. 66 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,232 One, two. 67 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:26,537 Three. 68 00:02:26,581 --> 00:02:29,236 Four. Word. 69 00:02:29,279 --> 00:02:30,802 [students whooping] 70 00:02:30,846 --> 00:02:32,848 Clap it up, clap it up, clap it up! 71 00:02:32,891 --> 00:02:34,284 [cheering] 72 00:02:34,328 --> 00:02:36,765 Hey. Do you think you can 73 00:02:36,808 --> 00:02:38,593 teach my husband to move his hips like you do? 74 00:02:38,636 --> 00:02:40,421 -Is he black? -No. 75 00:02:40,464 --> 00:02:43,206 [singsongy]: Then sorry. No can do. 76 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:45,382 -Oh-- Oh. -[laughter] 77 00:02:45,426 --> 00:02:47,471 -No, but good work. -You're hilarious. 78 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:49,778 -Thank you. Thanks.-Good work. Good work, you guys. 79 00:02:49,821 --> 00:02:51,258 -Thank you. -Excellent work. 80 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:57,873 Great work today. 81 00:02:57,916 --> 00:03:00,310 Thanks. First time? 82 00:03:00,354 --> 00:03:01,485 Was it that obvious? 83 00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:03,487 Yes. 84 00:03:03,531 --> 00:03:04,836 -[laughing]: Oh... -But, 85 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,230 you can get the hang of it, okay? Uh, you know. 86 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:08,884 The movements are pretty simple,it's just about gettin' it 87 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:11,408 -in your body. You know? -Now, I know that's not true. 88 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:16,413 You know, I'm not actually hereto learn how to dance. 89 00:03:16,457 --> 00:03:17,893 I'm here for you. 90 00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:19,460 I'm a scout. 91 00:03:19,503 --> 00:03:22,332 I recruit dancers for concert tours. 92 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:25,161 There is an address on the back 93 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,511 of this card, be there at 94 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:29,470 9:00 a.m. on Saturday. I'm skipping you to the front 95 00:03:29,513 --> 00:03:31,385 -of the line. -Uh, for what? 96 00:03:31,428 --> 00:03:34,344 For your audition for Madonna'sBlonde Ambition tour. 97 00:03:42,526 --> 00:03:44,615 [studio door opens, shuts] 98 00:03:44,659 --> 00:03:47,401 [manic whooping] 99 00:03:47,444 --> 00:03:49,664 [muttering excitedly] 100 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:57,541 [door opens] 101 00:03:57,585 --> 00:03:59,413 [footfalls approach] 102 00:03:59,456 --> 00:04:01,850 PRAY TELL: The category is... 103 00:04:01,893 --> 00:04:05,549 Live... 104 00:04:05,593 --> 00:04:07,421 Work... 105 00:04:07,464 --> 00:04:11,294 Pose! 106 00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:14,993 ♪ 107 00:04:34,056 --> 00:04:35,187 BLANCA: I told y'all this was gonna 108 00:04:35,231 --> 00:04:36,450 be the year we break out. 109 00:04:36,493 --> 00:04:39,148 First Miss Angel with her modeling 110 00:04:39,191 --> 00:04:40,889 -and now Damon on the road... -[Lil Papi grunting] 111 00:04:40,932 --> 00:04:42,325 ...with Ma-fucking-donna! 112 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:43,935 -[laughs] -ANGEL: Oh, my God. 113 00:04:43,979 --> 00:04:45,720 You gonna be a celebrity. 114 00:04:45,763 --> 00:04:47,330 -like, bodyguards and everything. -[laughing] 115 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:48,679 I'm telling you, Mother's always right. 116 00:04:48,723 --> 00:04:50,768 -Thank you, daughter. -DAMON: No, but hold your horses. 117 00:04:50,812 --> 00:04:52,466 It's just an audition. 118 00:04:52,509 --> 00:04:55,207 You want me to be your manager like how I am with Angel? 119 00:04:55,251 --> 00:04:56,513 I can manage the both of y'all. 120 00:04:56,557 --> 00:04:58,602 You could be my second client. 121 00:04:58,646 --> 00:05:00,430 What time's the audition? 122 00:05:00,474 --> 00:05:01,344 Saturday, 9:00 in the morning. 123 00:05:01,388 --> 00:05:03,564 Yo, how did you even hear about it? 124 00:05:03,607 --> 00:05:05,566 One of the dancers from the Taylor Dane tour 125 00:05:05,609 --> 00:05:06,610 introduced me to the talent scout. 126 00:05:06,654 --> 00:05:08,220 So I showed her some dance moves 127 00:05:08,264 --> 00:05:09,700 right there on the spot. 128 00:05:09,744 --> 00:05:11,746 Didn't even shake her hand first, she told me she was 129 00:05:11,789 --> 00:05:13,400 gonna jump me to the front of the line. 130 00:05:13,443 --> 00:05:15,576 Boy, what's that mean, "the front of the line"? 131 00:05:15,619 --> 00:05:17,447 It means that she already knowsthat I'm better 132 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:19,449 than all those other bitches auditioning. 133 00:05:19,493 --> 00:05:21,495 [chuckles] They just dancers 134 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:24,193 copying what they've seen in the video. 135 00:05:24,236 --> 00:05:26,456 -ANGEL: Mm-hmm. -I mean, this, 136 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:27,631 this is our life. 137 00:05:27,675 --> 00:05:29,416 LIL PAPI: Yeah, you think Madonna's gonna be there? 138 00:05:29,459 --> 00:05:30,721 I hear she likes Latin boys. 139 00:05:30,765 --> 00:05:33,420 I don't know. But I hear she's really hands-on 140 00:05:33,463 --> 00:05:35,509 -with everything. -I always thought, 141 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:36,945 given the opportunity, 142 00:05:36,988 --> 00:05:38,425 that she and I would be 143 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:40,078 -best friends. -Me, too. 144 00:05:40,122 --> 00:05:41,558 Please, like that specimen of perfection 145 00:05:41,602 --> 00:05:43,473 would be desperately seeking to spend 146 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:45,519 a moment with any of you peasants. 147 00:05:45,562 --> 00:05:47,651 ♪ Pump it, pump it...♪ 148 00:05:47,695 --> 00:05:49,740 That being said, if you do book this job, 149 00:05:49,784 --> 00:05:51,612 I will be expecting an introduction. 150 00:05:51,655 --> 00:05:54,528 I'll try to send you all a postcard from Cannes. 151 00:05:54,571 --> 00:05:56,530 -[chuckles] -I've never in my life... 152 00:05:56,573 --> 00:05:58,749 ...wanted something more than this. 153 00:05:58,793 --> 00:06:02,057 I mean, forget Al B. Sure! or Taylor Dane. 154 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,841 This is Madonna. 155 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:05,495 This is worldwide. 156 00:06:05,539 --> 00:06:07,062 Even my mom and... 157 00:06:07,105 --> 00:06:09,325 -...dad may see this. -I'm so proud of you. 158 00:06:12,546 --> 00:06:15,287 I am so proud of myself. 159 00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:17,289 Look at the opportunities I've provided for my children. 160 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:19,814 What you're about to do is going to make this house 161 00:06:19,857 --> 00:06:22,294 the most legendary of all times. 162 00:06:22,338 --> 00:06:23,339 ♪ Make my day.♪ 163 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,385 [humming softly] 164 00:06:31,129 --> 00:06:33,305 You know, it's nice to see you not depressed 165 00:06:33,349 --> 00:06:35,569 -on that couch no more. -Uh, depressed? 166 00:06:35,612 --> 00:06:38,310 Girl. [scoffs] I'm just stretching. 167 00:06:38,354 --> 00:06:39,834 Enjoying that extra space 168 00:06:39,877 --> 00:06:41,488 since them rug rats moved up out of there. 169 00:06:41,531 --> 00:06:43,838 Now you know you can't fool your mother. 170 00:06:43,881 --> 00:06:46,493 It's natural to miss someone even if that someone 171 00:06:46,536 --> 00:06:50,410 is a low-down dog of a cheater. 172 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,592 Have you seen Ricky lately? 173 00:06:58,635 --> 00:07:00,550 At a ball here and there. 174 00:07:00,594 --> 00:07:02,378 [Blanca mutters] 175 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,598 -You know, I tried to talk to him. -Mm-hmm? 176 00:07:04,641 --> 00:07:06,338 And he pretended like he didn't see me 177 00:07:06,382 --> 00:07:09,167 and just walked away. I just don't understand 178 00:07:09,211 --> 00:07:11,343 how you can love somebody and give them your heart and soul 179 00:07:11,387 --> 00:07:14,564 and they just... [exhales] 180 00:07:14,608 --> 00:07:17,393 they just... get over you so easily. 181 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,829 I doubt that Ricky is over it. 182 00:07:18,873 --> 00:07:20,831 He's just not showing it, that's all. 183 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:23,138 You don't get over your first love 184 00:07:23,181 --> 00:07:24,444 that easy. 185 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,621 Ricky wasn't my first love. 186 00:07:27,664 --> 00:07:29,927 [scoffs] Dance was. 187 00:07:31,755 --> 00:07:34,628 I feel... [chuckles] 188 00:07:34,671 --> 00:07:36,630 Feel like I'm falling in love all over again. 189 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:38,675 Now, see, that's my son. 190 00:07:40,111 --> 00:07:41,765 An artist. 191 00:07:41,809 --> 00:07:44,246 Using his heartbreak for work. 192 00:07:45,377 --> 00:07:47,728 Do you really think... 193 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:49,643 I can be in Madonna's league? 194 00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:52,602 Yes, I do. 195 00:07:52,646 --> 00:07:54,169 I believe you got the talent and the energy 196 00:07:54,212 --> 00:07:55,692 and all you need is a break. 197 00:08:00,218 --> 00:08:02,612 [chuckles] Thank you. 198 00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:04,658 [Damon chuckling] 199 00:08:06,224 --> 00:08:07,791 Wait, hold on. 200 00:08:07,835 --> 00:08:09,793 There's someone you got to talk to before you go 201 00:08:09,837 --> 00:08:10,707 -to that audition. -Who? 202 00:08:10,751 --> 00:08:13,144 -Helena. -No. No-- 203 00:08:13,188 --> 00:08:15,103 No. No, no, no, no, no.You know she's not gonna let me 204 00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:16,670 drop a scholarship just to go dance behind 205 00:08:16,713 --> 00:08:18,541 -some pop star. -That is her call, 206 00:08:18,585 --> 00:08:21,109 but if she says no, you're staying in school. 207 00:08:21,152 --> 00:08:23,677 You only got one semester until you graduate, Damon. 208 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,679 One. 209 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:27,507 Think about it. 210 00:08:28,769 --> 00:08:31,206 HELENA: Five, six, seven, eight. 211 00:08:31,249 --> 00:08:32,816 Second break, step, step. 212 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:33,600 Mess around. 213 00:08:33,643 --> 00:08:35,645 Step, step. Passé. 214 00:08:35,689 --> 00:08:37,212 Step, step. Stag jump. 215 00:08:37,255 --> 00:08:38,605 Table jump. 216 00:08:38,648 --> 00:08:40,258 [clapping continues] 217 00:08:40,302 --> 00:08:42,609 Straighten those legs on the jeté. 218 00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:46,177 Come on, students. Get it together. 219 00:08:46,221 --> 00:08:48,658 Damon, come over here. 220 00:08:48,702 --> 00:08:50,704 Show the combination from the top. 221 00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:53,968 Five, six, seven, eight. 222 00:09:09,026 --> 00:09:11,246 And that is how you do it, class. 223 00:09:11,289 --> 00:09:13,030 Try to keep up, dancers. 224 00:09:13,074 --> 00:09:15,467 Five, six, seven, eight. 225 00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:18,775 Oh, Helena, wait. 226 00:09:19,776 --> 00:09:21,604 Hey, you. Good work today. 227 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:24,041 If only the rest of my seniors were 228 00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:26,435 -as dedicated as you are. -[chuckles] Thank you. 229 00:09:26,478 --> 00:09:28,306 Uh, but I need to talk to you about something. 230 00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:30,221 Uh, can I buy you coffee? 231 00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:34,225 -Sure. -Great. 232 00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:36,184 DAMON: I know you're disappointed, 233 00:09:36,227 --> 00:09:38,882 but I really want to do it. 234 00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:40,710 It's not classical dance, 235 00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:43,844 but... it is a would tour. 236 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:46,673 It sounds like an incredible opportunity. 237 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:49,806 It also sounds like you've made up your mind. 238 00:09:51,765 --> 00:09:53,723 -I have. But... -Hmm. 239 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:55,203 ...Blanca won't let me audition 240 00:09:55,246 --> 00:09:57,031 unless I get your permission to do it. 241 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:01,644 I mean, you bent over backwardsto get me that scholarship. 242 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:03,994 And I never want to disrespect you 243 00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:06,257 by going against your wishes, I... 244 00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:07,345 [exhales] 245 00:10:07,389 --> 00:10:10,087 I... [mutters] 246 00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:11,698 Maybe I need to... 247 00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,830 help you understand how much it means to me 248 00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:16,354 that somebody thinks that I'm good enough to audition, I... 249 00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:17,660 [laughing] 250 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,314 What? 251 00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,709 I know you're good enough, Damon. 252 00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:26,495 I was your age when Lester Horton 253 00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,062 asked me to join his company. 254 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:30,064 My teacher at the time thought 255 00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:31,848 I was crazy to drop my studies 256 00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:34,764 and go dance for him. [chuckles] 257 00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,766 But she also knew... 258 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:39,334 those audiences needed to see me. 259 00:10:39,377 --> 00:10:41,815 A strong, talented black woman 260 00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:45,906 taking up space in those white concert halls 261 00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:48,735 and auditoriums. 262 00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:51,781 The world needs to see you, Damon. 263 00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:54,566 A man who knows who he is. 264 00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:59,136 I'm not going to say no to this level of exposure. 265 00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:01,748 Even if pop music isn't my cup of tea. 266 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:02,749 [both chuckling] 267 00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:08,580 You have my blessing. 268 00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,974 You don't need a teacher anymore. 269 00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:12,367 You're the teacher now. 270 00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:15,196 Teach the world who you are. 271 00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:20,636 -Thank you, Helena. -[soft chuckle] 272 00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:24,422 But you got to promise me you'll come back 273 00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:27,121 and finish your degree when this tour is over. 274 00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:29,950 I promise. I will. 275 00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,386 Good. 276 00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:33,910 Now... go to rehearsal. 277 00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:40,874 [exhales] 278 00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:52,973 All right, y'all, all hands on deck. 279 00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:54,104 We got to do right by Damon and make sure 280 00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:56,019 he gets the support he deserves. 281 00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:57,368 This is your moment, baby. 282 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:04,201 This is the moment I have been waiting for, children. 283 00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:08,031 And I need each of you to do your part. 284 00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:09,859 Little Ricky here has been presented 285 00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:10,904 with a once-in-a-lifetime 286 00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,775 mainstream opportunity. 287 00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:15,996 We cannot let him fuck this up. 288 00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:17,171 BLANCA: All right, listen, 289 00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:19,042 our baby boy has got the goods. 290 00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:20,391 He just don't got that polish, 291 00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:22,698 -that star-level sheen yet. -[chuckling] 292 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,919 -DAMON: Quiet. -We all need to chip in and get Damon a look 293 00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:28,051 -to make him stand out. -ELEKTRA: I won't coddle you. 294 00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,792 I don't nurture. 295 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:32,229 And I'll never deliver inspiringpep talks that end in hugs. 296 00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:36,668 But... I am a provider. 297 00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:38,627 And I need Wintour to yield results. 298 00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:42,152 I expect excellence. Nothing less. 299 00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:44,807 So go out and make this boy over. 300 00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:47,244 You have 24 hours. 301 00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:49,377 And I am not lifting a single finger. 302 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:50,987 ♪ You can't touch this...♪ 303 00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:52,989 One more. Yes. 304 00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:55,862 ♪ Can't touch this♪ 305 00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:57,646 ♪ Can't touch this...♪ 306 00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,953 It is all about precision. 307 00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:02,869 -Yeah? -♪ My, my, my my music hits me so hard♪ 308 00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:04,479 ♪ Makes me say, oh, my Lord♪ 309 00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:05,959 ♪ Thank you for blessin' me♪ 310 00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:07,961 ♪ With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet♪ 311 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,919 ♪ It feels good, when you know you're down♪ 312 00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:11,094 ♪ A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown♪ 313 00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:13,705 ♪ And I'm known as such♪ 314 00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:16,404 ♪ And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch♪ 315 00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:19,015 ♪ Look in my eyes, man, can't touch this♪ 316 00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:21,191 ♪ Fresh new kicks, and pants♪ 317 00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,410 ♪ You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance♪ 318 00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:24,107 ♪ So move outta yo seat♪ 319 00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:25,892 ♪ And get a fly girl and catch this beat♪ 320 00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:27,676 -[growling]-♪ While it's rollin', hold on♪ 321 00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,025 ♪ Pump a little bit and let 'em know♪ 322 00:13:29,069 --> 00:13:31,288 ♪ It's goin' on, like that, like that♪ 323 00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,899 ♪ Cold on a mission, so fall on back♪ 324 00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:34,988 ♪ Let 'em know that you're too much♪ 325 00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:37,207 ♪ And this is a beat, uh, they can't touch♪ 326 00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:40,776 -DAMON: Ugh... -Beauty is pain, baby boy. 327 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:44,867 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh♪ 328 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:47,609 -♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh♪ -♪ Stop! Hammer time!♪ 329 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,917 Let Mother inspect you, child. 330 00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:54,311 Hmm. 331 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:57,793 Mm. 332 00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,975 My work is done. 333 00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,977 I have washed off the filth of Evangelista. 334 00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:10,937 You are officially a Wintour. 335 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,590 Now, let me ask you something. 336 00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:14,288 Do you still carry a torch for Damon? 337 00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:16,768 [scoffs] Please. 338 00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:18,335 He's ancient history. 339 00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,990 Good. We Wintours are ruthless. 340 00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:23,297 I expect you to leave him beaten, 341 00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:26,909 balled up in a corner and cryingfor his brick of a mother. 342 00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:30,957 And if you are unable to bring glory to my house 343 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,784 with a spot on Madonna's tour, 344 00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:35,352 don't bother returning. 345 00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:41,881 [Damon whooping] 346 00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:45,058 -Oh! -Whoa! 347 00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:47,799 Yes, bitch! Aw, you is looking 348 00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:51,151 fly as hell. Look at you, all shiny and polished 349 00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,761 -just like Momma said. -[chuckles] 350 00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:55,155 -We see you, and she ain't lying. -[chuckles] 351 00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:57,157 Now, get some fuel before your big day. 352 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,071 DAMON: I can't eat right now. 353 00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,768 My stomach can't stop turning. 354 00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:00,987 Aw, that's just butterflies in your belly. 355 00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:03,598 -That's good luck.-LIL PAPI: Not if they make you 356 00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,556 shit yourself while you're doing a thing... 357 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,037 Okay, listen up. 358 00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:10,518 Damon, you ready. 359 00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:13,564 You got the talent. 360 00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:15,001 You're intelligent. 361 00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:17,177 You look good. 362 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,657 -[chuckles] -And more important, you got heart, 363 00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:22,051 and that's what they're gonna see. 364 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,183 So break a leg, baby. 365 00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:25,098 [sighs] 366 00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:27,056 I don't know where I would be without you all. 367 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:30,799 And no matter what happens, we always gonna be here. 368 00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:33,019 -Hm. -And I'm so proud of you. 369 00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:34,846 Thank you. 370 00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:36,196 Yeah, and it just got 371 00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:38,024 a little harder for me to stand out. [chuckles] 372 00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,416 Looks like we're in the same group. 373 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:42,419 I mean, I shouldn't be surprisedthat I see a familiar face. 374 00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:44,117 Looks like every dancer from the city is here. 375 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,988 Well, they looking for the best of the best. 376 00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,077 Looks like we the only two from ballroom, though. 377 00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,992 Think we got a good shot? 378 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:52,125 I think you got a good shot. 379 00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:54,170 Thanks. 380 00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:57,391 -Group seven. -Good luck. 381 00:15:57,434 --> 00:16:00,002 You, too. 382 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,047 TRE: Y'all have an opportunity 383 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,658 to go on tour with the biggest 384 00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:05,138 pop star working today. 385 00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:07,705 You know why you're here, so show me what you got. 386 00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:09,664 And make it count. 387 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,277 ["Deep in Vogue" by Malcolm McLaren playing] 388 00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:17,367 ♪ La la la la la la la la la♪ 389 00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:20,022 ♪ La la la la♪ 390 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,458 ♪ La la♪ 391 00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,895 ♪ 392 00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,987 ♪ Deep in vogue♪ 393 00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:33,340 ♪ Deep in vogue♪ 394 00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:35,995 ♪ Deep in vogue♪ 395 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,652 ♪ Imagine yourself♪ 396 00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,045 ♪ Runway modeling♪ 397 00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:46,092 ♪ In freeze-frame♪ 398 00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:47,702 ♪ At the ball♪ 399 00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:50,226 ♪ That's what they call♪ 400 00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:54,013 ♪ Voguing♪ 401 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,542 ♪ Deep in vogue♪ 402 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,546 ♪ Deep in vogue♪ 403 00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:10,029 ♪ Deep in vogue♪ 404 00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,250 ♪ Deep in vogue.♪ 405 00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:19,212 Ooh! I have not danced like thatever in my life. 406 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:21,344 [chuckles] 407 00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:23,216 Oh, man... 408 00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:26,915 Oh, thanks. 409 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,525 Mm. 410 00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:31,702 Yo, for what it's worth, 411 00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:33,269 -you were really good. -Thank you, so were you. 412 00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,315 Everybody in there was. 413 00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,712 Especially him. 414 00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:43,279 Do you really think we got a shot 415 00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:45,542 -at getting this callback? -They got to call us back. 416 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,457 I think it's definitely one of the three of us. 417 00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:51,026 Well, I guess we wait for that call. 418 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,333 -Yeah, I hope you get that call.-Thank you. 419 00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:55,813 -[chuckling] -I hope I get that call, too. 420 00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:58,816 [both chuckling] 421 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:03,386 Mother, can you sit down? You're making me nervous. 422 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,258 It's been a day since your audition. 423 00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:06,128 How long were they gonna make you wait? 424 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,564 They should be getting back to me today. 425 00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:09,610 -Oh! -[telephone ringing] 426 00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:12,308 Hello? 427 00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:15,355 Yeah, okay, one sec. 428 00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:16,443 Damon, it's for you. 429 00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,199 Hello? 430 00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:34,852 I understand. 431 00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:37,333 Thank you so much. 432 00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:41,729 -What did they say? -I, uh, 433 00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:44,297 I got the callback. 434 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:47,213 Good. 435 00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:50,216 [laughing]: I got the callback. 436 00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:51,869 We got the callback. 437 00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:54,350 Thanks for calling. 438 00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,615 -[sighs] -Oh, Damon. 439 00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:01,096 [crying]: I got a callback. 440 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,012 -What? [squeals] -I can't believe it. 441 00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,231 I've been working so hard for this! 442 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:06,841 And it's-- Let me tell you, 443 00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:08,886 it's all worth it. You about to dance for Madonna! 444 00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,801 No, no, no, not yet, not yet. It-It's just a callback, 445 00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:12,586 -it's just a callback. -What? Just a callback? 446 00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:15,197 This is about acceptance. Someone from ballroom culture 447 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,591 is about to get their chance,you're about to be a part of... 448 00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:21,203 No, you about to influence popular culture. 449 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:25,642 Oh, my baby about to be mainstream! [laughs] 450 00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:40,135 You're still at it? Enough. 451 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,050 Come lay with me before we head out. 452 00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:43,269 I got to practice. 453 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:44,835 This Butch Queen Vogue Femme category 454 00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:47,490 is not an easy one for me. 455 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:49,362 [sighs] The competition tonightis stiff. 456 00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:51,451 I'm stiff. 457 00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:53,627 -[chuckles] -Come to bed. 458 00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:57,239 After the ball, I promise. I got to conserve my energy. 459 00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:58,675 Humping for 30 minutes isn't gonna affect 460 00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,460 whether you win or lose. 461 00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:01,765 How would you know? 462 00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:03,376 You never walked a ball, you ain't in a house. 463 00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:05,073 Excuse me for wanting to be independent, 464 00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:07,336 to not have a master. 465 00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:08,381 The fuck's that supposed to mean? 466 00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:09,947 You're a follower. 467 00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:11,384 You let that bitch Elektra pull you around 468 00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:12,863 like a dog on a short leash. 469 00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,387 Ay, you need to watch your mouth. 470 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:17,477 And you need to grow a pair of balls. Yeah? 471 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,174 Stand up for yourself. 472 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,089 Be a man and say what's on your mind. 473 00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:22,438 Okay, I will. 474 00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:25,702 I made a mistake ending things with Damon. 475 00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,617 -Then go back to him! -I can't believe 476 00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:30,272 I ever blew up my life for you. 477 00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,622 Damon believed in me, in my dreams. 478 00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:35,451 You're just a selfish, self-centered bitch. 479 00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:37,888 Tired of your toxic-ass energy. 480 00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:40,413 Toxic? Yeah, I'm living the happy life 481 00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:42,328 you're pretending to live. I don't need to pollute 482 00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:46,332 my body with the negativity you keep spreading. 483 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,334 That's not what you were sayinglast night when your legs 484 00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:50,161 -were behind my shoulders. -You know, 485 00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:51,511 if your swerve game was so good... 486 00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:52,555 -Mm-hmm? -...you wouldn't need a map 487 00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:53,687 to find my G-spot. 488 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:55,341 -I got some advice for you, boo.-Mm. 489 00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:56,951 -Mm-hmm. -Learn to swallow your pride 490 00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:58,431 as well as you do men and maybe 491 00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:00,520 -you wouldn't end up alone. -Boy, bye. I'm blessed 492 00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:03,436 and highly favored. I will not be alone! 493 00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:12,967 Tonight is the last night that Ricky has the opportunity 494 00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:15,143 to practice for his audition with Queen Madonna, 495 00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:17,711 otherwise known as my future best friend. 496 00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,974 While I was praying for guidanceon how best 497 00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:22,368 to help dear Ricky, a single question 498 00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:24,370 kept appearing in my mind. 499 00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:27,286 W.W.C.D.? 500 00:21:28,591 --> 00:21:30,463 What would Candy do? 501 00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:32,726 She was not a thinker. She did not have 502 00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:36,425 the capacity to ruminate on a problem. 503 00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:38,688 She took action, 504 00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:42,257 which is what we are going to do. 505 00:21:46,479 --> 00:21:48,785 Is that Candy's hammer? 506 00:21:48,829 --> 00:21:50,352 Her prized possession. 507 00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:53,181 And if she were here, she would use it... 508 00:21:53,224 --> 00:21:55,618 to break Damon's motherfucking foot. 509 00:21:55,662 --> 00:21:57,577 It's the only way to ensure Ricky's victory 510 00:21:57,620 --> 00:22:00,580 and my topless sunbathing vacation in Capri with Miss M. 511 00:22:00,623 --> 00:22:02,582 So, you want us to just 512 00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:04,018 stroll up on Damon 513 00:22:04,061 --> 00:22:05,759 -and smash him in the foot? -Do I have 514 00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:09,502 to explain everything?! 515 00:22:09,545 --> 00:22:11,417 You get close and then you throw it at his foot 516 00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:13,419 as hard as you can and in the chaos that follows, 517 00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:16,030 cry and say how sorry you are and that you had just 518 00:22:16,073 --> 00:22:18,380 applied Vaseline Intensive Carelotion to your hands 519 00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:19,816 and the hammer slipped out of them. 520 00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:22,819 Seriously? How're we gonna aim a hammer like that? 521 00:22:24,517 --> 00:22:26,519 [tutting] 522 00:22:26,562 --> 00:22:28,956 Candy would've found a way. 523 00:22:28,999 --> 00:22:30,610 I'm not comfortable with this. 524 00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:32,438 Ricky is good. 525 00:22:32,481 --> 00:22:33,656 He can win on his own. 526 00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:35,528 No. 527 00:22:35,571 --> 00:22:37,530 I will not risk failure. 528 00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:38,748 This is too important 529 00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:40,837 -to this house. -Then why don't you do it? 530 00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:42,491 Oh, shit. 531 00:22:45,494 --> 00:22:48,541 A mother never gets her hands dirty. 532 00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:50,630 As an added incentive, whoever 533 00:22:50,673 --> 00:22:51,979 throws the hammer gets to accompany me 534 00:22:52,022 --> 00:22:54,024 to Madonna's birthday party. 535 00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:02,468 [door opens, closes] 536 00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:04,861 All right, all right, all right. 537 00:23:04,905 --> 00:23:06,776 It's all happening for us, children. 538 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:10,127 "Vogue" has hit number one on the charts, 539 00:23:10,171 --> 00:23:12,826 -and the word is out-- -[crowd whistling, applauding] 540 00:23:12,869 --> 00:23:14,828 ballroom is in. 541 00:23:14,871 --> 00:23:18,092 -[whooping, whistling] -Come on, now. 542 00:23:18,135 --> 00:23:21,008 Ladies and gentlemen, ballroom has gone mainstream 543 00:23:21,051 --> 00:23:24,141 and I am here for it. 544 00:23:24,185 --> 00:23:26,056 -[whooping, cheers] -All right, let's get this party 545 00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:28,581 started. The category is: 546 00:23:28,624 --> 00:23:30,147 Runway. 547 00:23:30,191 --> 00:23:33,716 Bring it like old-school, black and white cinema. 548 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,675 [whooping, whistling] 549 00:23:35,718 --> 00:23:38,591 Yes, girl. Work it out with that side step. 550 00:23:38,634 --> 00:23:40,070 We see you, girl. 551 00:23:40,114 --> 00:23:42,377 -Yes. -[crowd whooping, whistling] 552 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,553 I likey, likey, likey. 553 00:23:44,597 --> 00:23:46,425 Work it out, work it out. 554 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,166 Honey, I see you. 555 00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:51,038 Uh-huh. Work it out. 556 00:23:51,081 --> 00:23:54,607 And what have we here? 557 00:23:54,650 --> 00:23:56,478 Very Joan. 558 00:23:56,522 --> 00:23:57,653 Very Crawford. 559 00:23:57,697 --> 00:23:59,133 -Yes. -ANGEL: We need your help. 560 00:23:59,176 --> 00:24:00,526 -What happened? -Just come. -Come on. 561 00:24:00,569 --> 00:24:02,615 ♪ 'Cause there's music in the air♪ 562 00:24:02,658 --> 00:24:04,312 ♪ And lots of lovin' everywhere...♪ 563 00:24:04,355 --> 00:24:05,748 I see you, boo. 564 00:24:05,792 --> 00:24:09,360 Hey, tell them what you just told me. 565 00:24:09,404 --> 00:24:11,711 I know I'm betraying Mother Elektra, 566 00:24:11,754 --> 00:24:12,842 but this bitch has gone 567 00:24:12,886 --> 00:24:14,757 -too far this time. -She put a hit out 568 00:24:14,801 --> 00:24:17,368 -on Damon. -A hit? On his life? 569 00:24:17,412 --> 00:24:19,196 No. His foot. 570 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,721 It's all going down tonight. We're supposed to make it 571 00:24:21,764 --> 00:24:23,331 -look like an accident. -They talking about 572 00:24:23,374 --> 00:24:24,724 it's for Candy, but we know it's just 'cause 573 00:24:24,767 --> 00:24:26,377 -they want Ricky to win. -Hello, bitch? 574 00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:28,771 Why am I here if you're telling the whole story? 575 00:24:28,815 --> 00:24:30,643 -My bad. -She says, 576 00:24:30,686 --> 00:24:32,558 -it's what Candy would do. -Man. 577 00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:35,778 Hold on a minute. Did they bringher actual hammer? 578 00:24:35,822 --> 00:24:37,214 -Yes. -Oh, hell no. 579 00:24:37,258 --> 00:24:39,608 ♪ 580 00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:43,960 Elektra. 581 00:24:44,004 --> 00:24:45,962 I'm not going to even ask you if it's true, 582 00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:47,529 'cause I know it is. 583 00:24:47,573 --> 00:24:48,922 Blanca, dear. 584 00:24:48,965 --> 00:24:51,751 I can't imagine what you're talking about. 585 00:24:51,794 --> 00:24:53,187 If anything happens to my child, 586 00:24:53,230 --> 00:24:54,536 I will kill you. 587 00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:56,451 [crowd whistling] 588 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,801 I wasn't planning on hobbling him for life. 589 00:24:58,845 --> 00:25:01,108 He's young, wounds heal. 590 00:25:01,151 --> 00:25:02,544 There'll be other opportunities for him. 591 00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:06,113 Don't you see this is not anopportunity for Damon or Ricky? 592 00:25:06,156 --> 00:25:08,768 They're standing in for all of us. 593 00:25:08,811 --> 00:25:11,248 You know, you may be seven feet tall, 594 00:25:11,292 --> 00:25:13,381 hobnobbing with the glitterati, 595 00:25:13,424 --> 00:25:15,775 but no one really sees you. 596 00:25:15,818 --> 00:25:18,952 No one sees any of us. 597 00:25:18,995 --> 00:25:22,738 Not until right now, this moment. 598 00:25:22,782 --> 00:25:24,958 How are they gonna ignore any of us when one of our own 599 00:25:25,001 --> 00:25:27,613 is out there dancing in front of thousands of people? 600 00:25:29,615 --> 00:25:31,138 You know what? 601 00:25:31,181 --> 00:25:33,967 You are one of us. 602 00:25:34,010 --> 00:25:36,709 And the light that those boys are about to shine our way 603 00:25:36,752 --> 00:25:38,841 is gonna light you up, too. So give me that 604 00:25:38,885 --> 00:25:41,496 goddamn hammer and call off these dogs. 605 00:25:46,022 --> 00:25:48,024 ♪ 606 00:25:58,731 --> 00:26:02,604 You ruin all my plans, mongrel. 607 00:26:08,871 --> 00:26:11,221 Wintours. [claps loudly] 608 00:26:11,265 --> 00:26:13,789 ♪ 609 00:26:17,837 --> 00:26:20,579 PRAY TELL: The category is Fringe Fever. 610 00:26:22,276 --> 00:26:23,886 I see you feeling fabulous 611 00:26:23,930 --> 00:26:25,801 in all that fringe, Francine. 612 00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:30,719 Looking don't cost nothing. 613 00:26:30,763 --> 00:26:32,068 [crowd whistling, whooping] 614 00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:34,114 ♪ 615 00:26:38,771 --> 00:26:41,469 -Where you been? -You're mad cute. 616 00:26:41,512 --> 00:26:43,732 -Mm-hmm. -I've been working doubles, 617 00:26:43,776 --> 00:26:45,865 trying to pull my own weight, you know? 618 00:26:45,908 --> 00:26:47,693 I feel you. 619 00:26:47,736 --> 00:26:49,825 Work's beena good distraction for me, too. 620 00:26:51,261 --> 00:26:54,569 Especially with... with all the Candy stuff. 621 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,919 Blanca told me Ford got you booked. 622 00:26:56,963 --> 00:26:58,834 Mm-hmm. 623 00:27:00,967 --> 00:27:02,751 I booked another Wet n Wild campaign. 624 00:27:02,795 --> 00:27:04,884 -No. -And... 625 00:27:04,927 --> 00:27:07,277 Ms. Ford got me an Essencecover try. 626 00:27:08,583 --> 00:27:10,890 Yo. That's what's up. 627 00:27:10,933 --> 00:27:12,935 I'll tell you what, when you book that cover, 628 00:27:12,979 --> 00:27:16,373 we gonna take a rain check on that dinner. 629 00:27:19,855 --> 00:27:22,771 Angel. 630 00:27:22,815 --> 00:27:25,078 You look good, girl. 631 00:27:25,121 --> 00:27:28,124 ♪ 632 00:27:28,168 --> 00:27:31,345 [cheering] 633 00:27:31,388 --> 00:27:32,825 Bro, you got this, Papo. 634 00:27:32,868 --> 00:27:34,740 Go out there and slay, you know? 635 00:27:34,783 --> 00:27:36,698 All right. 636 00:27:36,742 --> 00:27:38,439 All right, y'all ready for this next one? 637 00:27:40,876 --> 00:27:43,313 Is this shit on? Y'all ready for this next one? 638 00:27:43,357 --> 00:27:44,706 [crowd whooping, whistling] 639 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:47,187 PRAY TELL: Yeah, all right. The category is: 640 00:27:49,015 --> 00:27:50,930 Butch... Queen... 641 00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:53,541 Vogue... Femme. 642 00:27:53,584 --> 00:27:55,848 I'm-a need y'all to execute on it tonight. 643 00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:57,066 You hear me? 644 00:27:57,110 --> 00:27:59,329 I need to see it soft and dainty. 645 00:27:59,373 --> 00:28:01,767 And... dramatic. 646 00:28:01,810 --> 00:28:03,638 And severe. 647 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,335 Aw, bring it. 648 00:28:05,379 --> 00:28:07,337 [Pray Tell laughs] 649 00:28:07,381 --> 00:28:09,600 Yeah, baby. Ooh, I see you, bitch. 650 00:28:09,644 --> 00:28:12,952 With that press and curl, you will sit by the stove tonight. 651 00:28:12,995 --> 00:28:15,955 With that iron, baby, before you came out. 652 00:28:15,998 --> 00:28:17,957 You going for that trophy tonight, you going for 653 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,959 that grand prize, baby. 654 00:28:20,002 --> 00:28:21,569 Uh-huh. That swirl, 655 00:28:21,612 --> 00:28:23,179 that swish, that swirl and-- [grunts] 656 00:28:23,223 --> 00:28:24,833 [grunting rhythmically] 657 00:28:24,877 --> 00:28:27,793 Ah, oh, but Mr. Damon Evangelista 658 00:28:27,836 --> 00:28:29,795 has something to say about that. 659 00:28:29,838 --> 00:28:31,100 He says, "No, ma'am." 660 00:28:31,144 --> 00:28:32,754 "Not tonight, you ain't 661 00:28:32,798 --> 00:28:35,017 "snatching my trophy from me tonight, honey. 662 00:28:35,061 --> 00:28:37,803 "Nuh-nuh, not, not tonight. 663 00:28:37,846 --> 00:28:39,761 "Oh, you can take that shit elsewhere, 664 00:28:39,805 --> 00:28:41,458 you ain't snatching my trophy." 665 00:28:41,502 --> 00:28:43,765 He said, "Ooh, 666 00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:45,985 no, ma'am." 667 00:28:46,028 --> 00:28:47,769 Yes, the mess around, bitch. [grunts] 668 00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:49,771 Hah! Oh! Hah! 669 00:28:49,815 --> 00:28:51,904 [crowd cheering] 670 00:28:51,947 --> 00:28:53,819 Yes. [laughs] 671 00:28:53,862 --> 00:28:56,212 Oh! 672 00:28:56,256 --> 00:28:58,911 -[crowd cheers] -Oh, yes. 673 00:28:58,954 --> 00:29:00,608 What? 674 00:29:00,651 --> 00:29:02,044 Ricky Wintour. 675 00:29:02,088 --> 00:29:04,612 He's feeling very peevish. 676 00:29:04,655 --> 00:29:06,222 The swirl like Diana, honey. 677 00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:09,617 He didn't come to play with you hoes tonight. 678 00:29:09,660 --> 00:29:11,053 Oh, Spinderella. 679 00:29:11,097 --> 00:29:14,187 Spin like fucking Diana Ross, bitch. 680 00:29:14,230 --> 00:29:17,451 He's giving you sensuous and sexy 681 00:29:17,494 --> 00:29:20,019 -and fabulous. -[crowd whooping, whistling] 682 00:29:20,062 --> 00:29:22,891 Work it out! Ricky Wintour. 683 00:29:22,935 --> 00:29:23,979 -[crowd cheering] -We're seen. 684 00:29:24,023 --> 00:29:26,721 See, that is how you vogue 685 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,070 the house down. Boots, bitch. 686 00:29:28,114 --> 00:29:30,638 All right, y'all. 687 00:29:30,681 --> 00:29:33,032 -Give 'em a hand. Give 'em a hand. -[whooping] 688 00:29:33,075 --> 00:29:34,250 [crowd applauds, whoops] 689 00:29:34,294 --> 00:29:36,035 Come on to the center, bitches. 690 00:29:36,078 --> 00:29:37,819 Act like y'all know what we do. 691 00:29:37,863 --> 00:29:39,255 All right. 692 00:29:39,299 --> 00:29:41,257 For Ms. Duckwalk. 693 00:29:41,301 --> 00:29:43,956 Judges, your scores. Eight, eight, 694 00:29:43,999 --> 00:29:46,045 eight, eight, eight. 695 00:29:46,088 --> 00:29:47,394 Quack, quack, boo-boo. 696 00:29:47,437 --> 00:29:49,265 Sorry, baby. Not tonight. 697 00:29:49,309 --> 00:29:51,398 And next, for Damon Evangelista. 698 00:29:51,441 --> 00:29:52,529 Judges, your scores. 699 00:29:52,573 --> 00:29:54,880 Ten, ten, ten, 700 00:29:54,923 --> 00:29:57,273 -ten, ten. -[crowd whistling, whooping] 701 00:29:57,317 --> 00:29:58,709 [whooping] 702 00:29:58,753 --> 00:29:59,972 PRAY TELL: Uh-huh. 703 00:30:00,015 --> 00:30:01,712 Uh-huh. 704 00:30:01,756 --> 00:30:03,845 And lastly, but certainly not 705 00:30:03,889 --> 00:30:06,413 leastly... 706 00:30:06,456 --> 00:30:08,458 the sexy and the sensuous 707 00:30:08,502 --> 00:30:10,983 Ricky Wintour. 708 00:30:11,026 --> 00:30:12,288 Judges, your scores. Ten. 709 00:30:12,332 --> 00:30:14,290 Ten, ten, 710 00:30:14,334 --> 00:30:16,902 ten... nine. 711 00:30:16,945 --> 00:30:19,121 What? 712 00:30:19,165 --> 00:30:20,731 What you mad about, Elektra? 713 00:30:20,775 --> 00:30:22,733 -Don't be mad, bitch. -[crowd jeers lightly] 714 00:30:22,777 --> 00:30:26,128 Children always wind up paying for 715 00:30:26,172 --> 00:30:27,782 the sins of the mother. 716 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,740 Come on and get this trophy. Grand prize, 717 00:30:29,784 --> 00:30:31,003 Damon Evangelista. 718 00:30:31,046 --> 00:30:33,005 -Give it up. -[crowd whooping, whistling] 719 00:30:33,048 --> 00:30:36,095 Give it up. Y'all know y'all got to give it up. 720 00:30:36,138 --> 00:30:38,924 That's how you do a ball, bitch. 721 00:30:38,967 --> 00:30:40,708 That is how you do it. 722 00:30:40,751 --> 00:30:42,014 ♪ Yeah...♪ 723 00:30:42,057 --> 00:30:43,537 Come on now, give him a hand. 724 00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:46,105 Damon Evangelista! 725 00:30:46,148 --> 00:30:49,151 Give it up, give it up, give it up. 726 00:30:49,195 --> 00:30:50,805 ♪ Yeah...♪ 727 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:52,328 Oh, oh, you leaving? 728 00:30:52,372 --> 00:30:55,288 Oh, you mad? Get the fuck out of here, bitch. 729 00:30:57,072 --> 00:30:59,161 ♪ Yeah♪ 730 00:30:59,205 --> 00:31:02,121 ♪ Dance, dance, dance.♪ 731 00:31:02,164 --> 00:31:05,341 You know I still owe you that slice and a stroll. 732 00:31:05,385 --> 00:31:06,952 Didn't you just end things 733 00:31:06,995 --> 00:31:08,344 -with Damon? -[sucks teeth] 734 00:31:08,388 --> 00:31:10,520 [scoffs] You're a little drunk, babe. 735 00:31:10,564 --> 00:31:13,784 -And messy. -Oh, that's how it's gon' be? 736 00:31:13,828 --> 00:31:14,916 [scoffs, snickers] 737 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,918 Ooh. 738 00:31:16,962 --> 00:31:19,181 -Looks like somebody's game slipping, player. -[sucks teeth] 739 00:31:19,225 --> 00:31:21,183 I'm so glad that I'm here. You might need a coach. 740 00:31:21,227 --> 00:31:22,968 Please, I invented the game. 741 00:31:23,011 --> 00:31:24,186 Yeah, yeah. 742 00:31:24,230 --> 00:31:26,797 -I know. [laughs] -[chuckles] 743 00:31:26,841 --> 00:31:28,364 So... 744 00:31:28,408 --> 00:31:30,801 what're you still doing here? 745 00:31:32,238 --> 00:31:33,587 I just wanted to give this to you. 746 00:31:33,630 --> 00:31:35,589 -You don't have to. -Oh, I know I don't. 747 00:31:35,632 --> 00:31:37,069 But I want to. 748 00:31:37,112 --> 00:31:39,419 You were better out there tonight. 749 00:31:41,551 --> 00:31:43,989 -Yeah, I was. -All right, all right. 750 00:31:44,032 --> 00:31:46,992 See, I know. Uh, yeah, that-thatmouth and that-that ego 751 00:31:47,035 --> 00:31:49,168 -are still there even when you're drinking. -Right? 752 00:31:49,211 --> 00:31:50,386 -[chuckles] -But no, seriously. 753 00:31:50,430 --> 00:31:52,301 You were really good out there. 754 00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:55,000 And you were good at the audition, too. 755 00:31:56,131 --> 00:31:58,220 You gon' get picked for that tour. 756 00:31:58,264 --> 00:31:59,091 I know it. 757 00:31:59,134 --> 00:32:01,049 -Mm-hmm? Mm-mm-hmm. -Yeah. 758 00:32:01,093 --> 00:32:02,659 -All right. -[chuckles] 759 00:32:02,703 --> 00:32:05,227 But just promise me that you gon' stop drinking. 760 00:32:05,271 --> 00:32:06,402 Okay? 761 00:32:06,446 --> 00:32:08,056 Now you need to have a clear mind 762 00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:09,405 -and remember this moment. -[exhales] 763 00:32:09,449 --> 00:32:12,017 'Cause I'm gonna want to hear all about it. 764 00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:14,236 ♪ Never will forget the day we met♪ 765 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,804 ♪ Girl, I'm gonna miss you...♪ 766 00:32:16,847 --> 00:32:18,849 I broke up with Chris. 767 00:32:22,244 --> 00:32:24,420 Sorry to hear that. 768 00:32:27,423 --> 00:32:29,164 I was better when I was with you. 769 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:36,128 No, you're pretty good on your own, too. 770 00:32:36,171 --> 00:32:39,174 You just need to learn... 771 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:45,920 ...how to stand on your own two feet. Okay? 772 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,096 ♪ Sitting here, wasting my time♪ 773 00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:50,446 ♪ I just don't know♪ 774 00:32:50,490 --> 00:32:55,060 ♪ What I should do...♪ 775 00:32:55,103 --> 00:32:56,713 All right. 776 00:32:56,757 --> 00:32:58,063 ♪ It's a tragedy♪ 777 00:32:58,106 --> 00:33:01,892 ♪ For me to see the dream is over♪ 778 00:33:01,936 --> 00:33:06,027 ♪ And I never will forget♪ 779 00:33:06,071 --> 00:33:09,509 ♪ The day we met, girl, I'm gonna miss you.♪ 780 00:33:21,216 --> 00:33:23,218 [indistinct chatter, traffic passing] 781 00:33:27,179 --> 00:33:29,659 Man, my ass has never been worked that hard before. 782 00:33:29,703 --> 00:33:31,400 That's a lie. 783 00:33:31,444 --> 00:33:35,622 [laughing]: Oh, he got jokes. 784 00:33:35,665 --> 00:33:39,104 [both laughing] 785 00:33:39,147 --> 00:33:41,497 I'm glad to see you still got a sense of humor. 786 00:33:44,283 --> 00:33:46,154 Congratulations. 787 00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:50,202 [chuckles] 788 00:33:50,245 --> 00:33:52,421 I knew he was gonna get it. 789 00:33:52,465 --> 00:33:55,120 Fuck. I really wanted this. 790 00:33:55,163 --> 00:33:58,210 I mean, we did the best we could. 791 00:33:58,253 --> 00:33:59,254 Just because this didn't happen 792 00:33:59,298 --> 00:34:01,082 don't mean that we won't have the other opportunities. 793 00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:02,431 Eh, you sound like Blanca 794 00:34:02,475 --> 00:34:04,912 when you're talking all positive and shit. 795 00:34:04,955 --> 00:34:08,133 I let my house and Elektra down,end of story. 796 00:34:08,176 --> 00:34:10,135 Okay, all right, listen to me. 797 00:34:10,178 --> 00:34:13,312 This is bigger than you or me or Elektra. 798 00:34:13,355 --> 00:34:15,227 I mean, letting the establishment 799 00:34:15,270 --> 00:34:18,447 know that we created the mainstream. 800 00:34:18,491 --> 00:34:22,147 They're gonna have to put respect on our names. 801 00:34:22,190 --> 00:34:23,974 Yeah. 802 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,239 Oh, hey, I'm glad you're still here. 803 00:34:27,282 --> 00:34:28,501 You ran out of there so quickly. 804 00:34:28,544 --> 00:34:30,198 Oh, I'm-I'm sorry about that. 805 00:34:30,242 --> 00:34:32,157 I just felt like I just let you down. 806 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:35,203 Oh, you win some, you lose some.That's showbiz. 807 00:34:35,247 --> 00:34:36,291 What matters is you brought it. 808 00:34:36,335 --> 00:34:40,339 -You were both so good. -You think so? 809 00:34:40,382 --> 00:34:43,037 I do, which is why I-I wanted totell you about another audition, 810 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:44,125 if you're interested. 811 00:34:44,169 --> 00:34:46,171 -Of course we are. -What's it for? 812 00:34:46,214 --> 00:34:49,261 You're never gonna believe it. They're rebooting Solid Gold. 813 00:34:49,304 --> 00:34:52,046 -What's Solid Gold? -Ooh, what's Solid Gold? 814 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:54,483 Boy, it's just the best TV music countdown show ever! 815 00:34:54,527 --> 00:34:57,007 Oh, my God. I'm gonna be a Solid Golddancer? 816 00:34:57,051 --> 00:34:58,705 -Well, you have to audition first. -[laughing]: Oh, my God. 817 00:34:58,748 --> 00:35:01,142 -Oh, okay. -[laughter] 818 00:35:01,186 --> 00:35:05,059 -Ah. [chuckles] Take care. -[squeals] 819 00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:07,192 [laughs] 820 00:35:14,329 --> 00:35:15,200 I'll see you. 821 00:35:23,338 --> 00:35:27,299 JIM: Solid Gold is not a nothing property. 822 00:35:27,342 --> 00:35:29,518 This show was the darling of syndicated television. 823 00:35:29,562 --> 00:35:31,868 Discovered Arsenio Hall. 824 00:35:31,912 --> 00:35:33,870 And one of the dancers went on to Hollywood. 825 00:35:33,914 --> 00:35:36,264 Lucinda Dickey had a substantial role 826 00:35:36,308 --> 00:35:38,832 in Ninja III: The Domination. 827 00:35:38,875 --> 00:35:40,399 Oh, yeah, I think I saw that. 828 00:35:40,442 --> 00:35:42,357 What I'm trying to say is, 829 00:35:42,401 --> 00:35:45,404 this is an important project, but for some reason 830 00:35:45,447 --> 00:35:49,190 I was able to buy the rights to reboot it on the cheap, 831 00:35:49,234 --> 00:35:51,410 which means we're only shooting a pilot 832 00:35:51,453 --> 00:35:52,759 and I can't pay more than scale. 833 00:35:52,802 --> 00:35:57,329 So... how many dancers are you hiring? 834 00:35:57,372 --> 00:36:00,419 [exhales] The old show had ten.We're going with three. 835 00:36:00,462 --> 00:36:02,943 [sighs] 836 00:36:04,510 --> 00:36:06,512 We just have one demand. 837 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:11,299 You got to take both of us. 838 00:36:11,343 --> 00:36:12,692 [exhales sharply] 839 00:36:12,735 --> 00:36:14,346 I thought you were gonna ask for something real. 840 00:36:14,389 --> 00:36:15,825 [chuckles] Yeah, of course. That's why you're both here. 841 00:36:15,869 --> 00:36:18,219 I want both of you. 842 00:36:18,263 --> 00:36:21,353 MALE ANNOUNCER: It's time forSolid Gold. 843 00:36:21,396 --> 00:36:25,270 Featuring your new favorite Solid Gold dancers. 844 00:36:25,313 --> 00:36:27,272 Ricky. 845 00:36:27,315 --> 00:36:29,491 Damon. 846 00:36:29,535 --> 00:36:32,842 ♪ Solid Gold, putting rhythm in my soul... ♪ 847 00:36:32,886 --> 00:36:36,455 MALE ANNOUNCER: And Las Vegas nudie revue legend, Riddle Rene. 848 00:36:36,498 --> 00:36:38,848 ♪ There's a song that's unreeling♪ 849 00:36:38,892 --> 00:36:41,677 ♪ To fit the way that I'm feeling♪ 850 00:36:41,721 --> 00:36:44,289 ♪ My head keeps spinning to music♪ 851 00:36:44,332 --> 00:36:46,682 ♪ Spinning to gold...♪ 852 00:36:46,726 --> 00:36:49,468 MALE ANNOUNCER: And now, for the week's top ten countdown, 853 00:36:49,511 --> 00:36:52,253 coming in at number ten, 854 00:36:52,297 --> 00:36:55,169 here's Perfect Gentlemen's "Ooh La La." 855 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:57,389 ♪ Solid Gold!♪ 856 00:36:57,432 --> 00:36:58,868 ♪ Ooh, la la♪ 857 00:36:59,913 --> 00:37:02,350 ♪ Ooh, la la♪ 858 00:37:02,394 --> 00:37:04,657 ♪ I can't♪ 859 00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:07,486 ♪ Can't get over you...♪ 860 00:37:07,529 --> 00:37:09,705 MALE ANNOUNCER: Holding tight 861 00:37:09,749 --> 00:37:12,186 at number nine this week is "U Can't Touch This" 862 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:14,841 - by MC Hammer. -♪ Oh, my Lord♪ 863 00:37:14,884 --> 00:37:17,409 ♪ Thank you for blessin' me with a mind to rhyme♪ 864 00:37:17,452 --> 00:37:19,411 ♪ And two hype feet, it feels good when you know♪ 865 00:37:19,454 --> 00:37:21,326 ♪ You're down, a super dope homeboy from the Oaktown♪ 866 00:37:21,369 --> 00:37:23,632 ♪ And I'm known as such♪ 867 00:37:23,676 --> 00:37:25,286 ♪ And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch.♪ 868 00:37:25,330 --> 00:37:27,723 MALE ANNOUNCER: "Sending All My Love" by Linear 869 00:37:27,767 --> 00:37:30,639 slides down from number five to number eight this week. 870 00:37:30,683 --> 00:37:33,555 ♪ Sending all my love to you...♪ 871 00:37:33,599 --> 00:37:35,644 MALE ANNOUNCER: There will be quite a few ladies in America 872 00:37:35,688 --> 00:37:39,387 sending their love to you, newcomer Ricky. Way to go. 873 00:37:39,431 --> 00:37:42,956 ♪ Nothing compares...♪ 874 00:37:42,999 --> 00:37:44,392 MALE ANNOUNCER: Moving down, 875 00:37:44,436 --> 00:37:46,438 but still holding strong in the top ten 876 00:37:46,481 --> 00:37:51,399 is Sinead O'Connor's "Nothing Compares 2 U." 877 00:37:51,443 --> 00:37:54,402 ♪ It must have been love, but it's over now...♪ 878 00:37:54,446 --> 00:37:57,536 MALE ANNOUNCER: Here is "It Must Have Been Love" 879 00:37:57,579 --> 00:37:59,581 byPretty Woman Julia Roberts' 880 00:37:59,625 --> 00:38:02,932 favorite band Roxette. 881 00:38:02,976 --> 00:38:05,935 ♪ That girl is poison♪ 882 00:38:09,548 --> 00:38:11,898 ♪ Never trust a big butt and a smile♪ 883 00:38:11,941 --> 00:38:14,727 ♪ That girl is poison♪ 884 00:38:14,770 --> 00:38:16,032 ♪ Poison.♪ 885 00:38:18,513 --> 00:38:21,342 ♪ Friends come and friends may go♪ 886 00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:23,605 ♪ My friend, you're real, I know♪ 887 00:38:23,649 --> 00:38:25,346 ♪ True self you have shown♪ 888 00:38:25,390 --> 00:38:26,782 ♪ You're all right with me...♪ 889 00:38:26,826 --> 00:38:29,437 MALE ANNOUNCER: We enter the top three 890 00:38:29,481 --> 00:38:32,484 with "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips, 891 00:38:32,527 --> 00:38:34,573 climbing slowly but steadily. 892 00:38:34,616 --> 00:38:37,576 ♪ You hold on for one more day♪ 893 00:38:37,619 --> 00:38:40,970 ♪ You hold on♪ 894 00:38:41,014 --> 00:38:44,234 ♪ For one more day hold on♪ 895 00:38:44,278 --> 00:38:46,019 ♪ For one more day.♪ 896 00:38:46,062 --> 00:38:48,587 MALE ANNOUNCER: And the anticipation mounts. 897 00:38:48,630 --> 00:38:51,416 Here's Heart's "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You." 898 00:38:51,459 --> 00:38:53,505 ♪ To hold on to...♪ 899 00:38:53,548 --> 00:38:55,768 MALE ANNOUNCER: And holding strong 900 00:38:55,811 --> 00:38:58,423 at number one is Madonna's "Vogue." 901 00:38:58,466 --> 00:39:01,730 ♪ Let your body move to the music, hey♪ 902 00:39:01,774 --> 00:39:05,647 ♪ Hey, hey, come on, vogue♪ 903 00:39:05,691 --> 00:39:09,390 ♪ Let your body go with the flow♪ 904 00:39:09,434 --> 00:39:11,349 -♪ Go with the flow♪ -♪ You know you can do it♪ 905 00:39:13,655 --> 00:39:15,831 -[echoing]: ♪ Vogue.♪ -[audience cheering] 906 00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:20,053 -[laughter] -Oh, that is so silly. 907 00:39:20,096 --> 00:39:21,794 You were on your leg, though, no shade. 908 00:39:21,837 --> 00:39:23,839 -No, I tried. I... -You were just getting very... 909 00:39:23,883 --> 00:39:25,537 -on your leg, okay? -Oh, God. 910 00:39:25,580 --> 00:39:27,495 -No, I'm serious. -Thank you. 911 00:39:27,539 --> 00:39:29,628 -That was so fun. -So good. 912 00:39:29,671 --> 00:39:31,847 -[chuckles] -Well, I hope 913 00:39:31,891 --> 00:39:33,806 we did enough in there to get this thing picked up. 914 00:39:33,849 --> 00:39:36,025 Girl, I hope so, too. [chuckles] Yeah. 915 00:39:36,069 --> 00:39:38,419 If anything, I'll see you cutiesat the next cattle call. 916 00:39:38,463 --> 00:39:40,508 -You sure will. -All right, all right. 917 00:39:40,552 --> 00:39:42,075 -See you. -Nice to meet you. 918 00:39:42,118 --> 00:39:43,468 You, too. 919 00:39:45,513 --> 00:39:48,298 Look, I'm just gonna say it. We did that. 920 00:39:48,342 --> 00:39:49,561 -[laughs] -I mean... 921 00:39:49,604 --> 00:39:52,477 What? Oh, my God. I'm so excited. 922 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,566 -Oh, my God. -I mean, can you believe it? 923 00:39:54,609 --> 00:39:58,570 [sighs] Two years ago, we was dancing in the balls, 924 00:39:58,613 --> 00:40:02,051 and here we are now. Now. 925 00:40:02,095 --> 00:40:05,577 Filming a real-life, full type TV show! 926 00:40:05,620 --> 00:40:06,839 I didn't want to say nothing 927 00:40:06,882 --> 00:40:08,710 'cause I don't like jinxing stuff, 928 00:40:08,754 --> 00:40:11,060 but I got a feeling this reboot's gonna go 929 00:40:11,104 --> 00:40:13,149 -and it's gonna be huge. -Mm-hmm. 930 00:40:14,542 --> 00:40:16,457 I had the best time with you today. 931 00:40:16,501 --> 00:40:18,633 I, uh... 932 00:40:18,677 --> 00:40:21,419 I don't want it to end. 933 00:40:23,595 --> 00:40:25,510 I had a good time, too. 934 00:40:27,076 --> 00:40:30,732 [sighs] But we need to keep thison the dance floor. 935 00:40:30,776 --> 00:40:33,822 We are way too close, 936 00:40:33,866 --> 00:40:35,476 way too close to making it, 937 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,696 for us to put our energy anywhere else. 938 00:40:38,784 --> 00:40:40,916 Even true love? 939 00:40:44,354 --> 00:40:47,619 Look, I messed up, 940 00:40:47,662 --> 00:40:49,621 and I know you're scared, 941 00:40:49,664 --> 00:40:51,753 but I've changed, D. 942 00:40:51,797 --> 00:40:54,626 You made me a better person, 943 00:40:54,669 --> 00:40:58,194 a better dancer. [chuckles] 944 00:40:58,238 --> 00:41:00,196 I don't want nobody, just you. 945 00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:04,113 [sighs] 946 00:41:04,157 --> 00:41:05,985 We can start over. 947 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:14,559 Friends? 948 00:41:25,439 --> 00:41:28,007 [sighs] Yeah. 949 00:41:31,227 --> 00:41:33,752 Friends. 950 00:41:33,795 --> 00:41:37,538 [chuckles] 951 00:41:37,582 --> 00:41:40,672 [laughs] 952 00:41:40,715 --> 00:41:44,719 Who knows? Maybe even stars of a big TV show. 953 00:41:48,288 --> 00:41:49,681 Maybe. 954 00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:53,598 See you. 955 00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:56,992 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 956 00:43:19,771 --> 00:43:20,641 ♪ Yeah♪ 957 00:43:21,773 --> 00:43:22,774 Pay attention! 958 00:43:23,731 --> 00:43:25,690 We got to fight for each other. 959 00:43:26,821 --> 00:43:28,693 -You special. -Ballroom is not a trend. 960 00:43:28,736 --> 00:43:30,172 It'’s about family. 961 00:43:31,173 --> 00:43:32,261 ANNOUNCER: Pose. 962 00:43:32,305 --> 00:43:34,524 All new, Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX. 963 00:43:37,397 --> 00:43:39,094 This is business. Let'’s make some money. 964 00:43:40,792 --> 00:43:44,970 I will bring you all down, one... by... one. 965 00:43:45,100 --> 00:43:46,667 FRANKLIN: Playin'’ a different game now. 966 00:43:52,064 --> 00:43:55,415 ANNOUNCER: In space, no one can hear you sc-- 967 00:43:55,545 --> 00:43:58,723 [all screaming] 968 00:43:58,766 --> 00:43:59,767 Jeez, calm down. 969 00:44:00,855 --> 00:44:03,553 You want some of this? Ow! 970 00:44:03,597 --> 00:44:05,860 I think they might, actually. 971 00:44:05,904 --> 00:44:09,559 Screw it. If we'’re dyin' in here, I'’m gonna go ahead and finish that cake. 972 00:44:09,603 --> 00:44:11,300 Something must be depleting power from the ship! 973 00:44:11,344 --> 00:44:13,215 Did someone leave the fan on in the bathroom again? 974 00:44:14,129 --> 00:44:15,914 -What the-- -Uh-oh. 975 00:44:15,957 --> 00:44:18,177 ANNOUNCER: Archer 1999. 976 00:44:18,220 --> 00:44:21,093 All new, Wednesdays at 10:00 on FXX. 977 00:44:22,877 --> 00:44:24,705 CHIP: Kids are not laughing at clowns anymore. 978 00:44:24,749 --> 00:44:27,882 -They'’re scared of them. -Ugh! Go away! 979 00:44:27,926 --> 00:44:30,102 Do you want to know what my life coach would say? 980 00:44:30,145 --> 00:44:32,713 You have a life coach? Don'’t you need a life first? 981 00:44:34,236 --> 00:44:36,761 We let others take control of our lives. 982 00:44:36,804 --> 00:44:38,545 A controlling mother. 983 00:44:38,588 --> 00:44:41,330 -I'’ve been thinking about maybe moving out. -Are you in a cult? 984 00:44:41,374 --> 00:44:43,724 -LIFE COACH: A bullying brother.-[laughs] 985 00:44:43,768 --> 00:44:46,901 Do you know that you are in charge? 986 00:44:47,859 --> 00:44:49,382 [crashes] 987 00:44:49,425 --> 00:44:52,428 ANNOUNCER: Baskets. All new, Thursdays at 10:00 on FX. 988 00:44:53,821 --> 00:44:55,605 SWITCH: Why do you need a time traveler? 989 00:44:55,649 --> 00:44:57,695 -To go back in time. -How far? 990 00:45:04,614 --> 00:45:06,051 Well, how far can you go? 991 00:45:06,181 --> 00:45:08,270 ANNOUNCER: Legion. All new, Mondays at 10:00 on FX.