1 00:00:00,060 --> 00:00:04,360 - ♪ Christmas time is here ♪ - [HORN HONKS] 2 00:00:04,460 --> 00:00:08,920 - ♪ Happiness and cheer ♪ - [CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 3 00:00:09,180 --> 00:00:13,020 ♪ Fun for all that children call... ♪ 4 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:14,119 DAMON: Oh, my God, 5 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:15,519 I want to show you something. 6 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:19,260 Oh. That is fine work, my brother. [CHUCKLES] 7 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:21,960 We used to do it all the time, my mother and me. 8 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:25,820 I mean, Christmas was the only time that I could be myself, 9 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:28,330 with all the fun colors and clothes. 10 00:00:28,430 --> 00:00:31,660 I played Melchior in the church nativity play, and my mom 11 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:33,980 took me to Jo-Ann's to buy fabric 12 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:36,420 for this big, gold robe that I would wear in the show. 13 00:00:36,460 --> 00:00:37,710 I mean, even my dad, 14 00:00:37,810 --> 00:00:40,540 when I came out of my bedroom 15 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:41,780 to show him... 16 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:45,850 ... he laughed. [CHUCKLES] 17 00:00:45,950 --> 00:00:49,980 I mean, any other day and he would've taken off his belt. 18 00:00:50,740 --> 00:00:52,099 Well, in this house, 19 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:53,989 you can be the king of Arabia 20 00:00:53,990 --> 00:00:56,480 and wear golden robes every day of the year. 21 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:00,599 All right, now, come on, children. Gather around. 22 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,520 We got another tradition starting this Christmas. 23 00:01:02,700 --> 00:01:05,300 All of y'all get to ask your mother for one thing 24 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:07,400 she can put under the tree for y'all to open 25 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:08,879 - on Christmas morning. - [LIL PAPI SQUEAKS] 26 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:11,019 Within reason, all right? 27 00:01:11,020 --> 00:01:12,939 Don't go asking me for no damn Subaru. 28 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:14,880 - I-I want... - Uh-uh-uh. I want 29 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:18,260 python high-top sneakers with the snakeskin. 30 00:01:18,340 --> 00:01:19,790 You can't yell it out like that, 31 00:01:19,820 --> 00:01:21,216 - like we on The Price is Right. - Mm-hmm. 32 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:23,320 You need to write a note to your Mother Santa, 33 00:01:23,380 --> 00:01:25,790 put it under the tree so she can find. 34 00:01:25,890 --> 00:01:27,260 - Angel. - Hmm? 35 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:28,860 Please write your note. 36 00:01:30,860 --> 00:01:33,460 I told you I didn't want anything for Christmas. 37 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:34,660 It's Christmas. I mean, 38 00:01:34,770 --> 00:01:36,870 everybody wants something, right? 39 00:01:45,260 --> 00:01:47,080 When I was six years old, 40 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:50,260 my father took me with him to the department store 41 00:01:50,300 --> 00:01:52,120 to buy some Christmas presents. 42 00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:54,519 I saw this one pair of 43 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:57,400 red pumps with a four-inch heel. 44 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,040 I swear to God, 45 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:07,700 I had never seen anything quite so beautiful in my entire life. 46 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,140 When no one was looking, 47 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:11,770 I took one, 48 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:13,600 snuck it home, 49 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:16,560 - hidden underneath my coat. - [CHUCKLES] 50 00:02:16,580 --> 00:02:18,540 When we got to the apartment, 51 00:02:18,740 --> 00:02:20,820 I tried running straight to my room. 52 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:24,280 It slipped out and fell onto the floor, 53 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,580 right in front of my mother and my father. 54 00:02:28,980 --> 00:02:31,600 I begged them to let me keep it. 55 00:02:37,530 --> 00:02:39,140 My father s... 56 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:44,280 my father slapped me across the face. 57 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:48,480 [SIGHS] 58 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:50,800 For stealing. 59 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,400 But more so for what I chose to steal. 60 00:02:57,820 --> 00:03:00,480 I mean, what kind of little boy 61 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:03,640 cries over a patent leather red pump, right? 62 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:09,340 He treated me different after that. 63 00:03:12,820 --> 00:03:14,560 [SNIFFLING] 64 00:03:20,940 --> 00:03:22,920 [DOOR OPENS] 65 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:25,120 [DOOR SHUTS] 66 00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:29,690 If she doesn't want a present, can I have hers? 67 00:03:29,700 --> 00:03:30,700 No. 68 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:31,949 - Boy. - What? 69 00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:34,820 - Finish puttin' these corns to poppin'. - Why you... Look at this. 70 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:36,930 - Don't be clownin' my stuff, all right? - Yeah, but it look crazy. 71 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,800 - No, but it look good though. - Finish the corn that pops, honey. 72 00:03:38,820 --> 00:03:40,570 Man, what you talking about? You seen your beads? 73 00:03:40,590 --> 00:03:42,180 - They look great. - They look foo-foo. 74 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,160 [DOOR OPENS] 75 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,660 [FOOTFALLS APPROACH] 76 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,770 PRAY TELL: The category is... 77 00:03:52,060 --> 00:03:54,300 Live... 78 00:03:54,940 --> 00:03:56,520 Work... 79 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,220 Pose! 80 00:04:02,180 --> 00:04:05,460 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 81 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:07,360 ♪ ♪ 82 00:04:21,380 --> 00:04:23,080 PRAY TELL: The category is, 83 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:25,880 Best Dressed High Class 84 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,320 in a Fur Coat. 85 00:04:28,420 --> 00:04:31,250 [AUDIENCE CHEERING, DISCO MUSIC PLAYING] 86 00:04:31,350 --> 00:04:33,960 Mink, chinchilla. 87 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,360 Come on, butch queens. 88 00:04:35,460 --> 00:04:39,080 I better see Bugs Bunny on your goddamn back! 89 00:04:39,140 --> 00:04:41,400 The temperature is dropping here... 90 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:43,500 I don't know if I'm ready for this. 91 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:44,900 I can't compete with them. 92 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:46,816 If you want to be in the house of Evangelista, 93 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:48,400 you gotta compete. 94 00:04:49,510 --> 00:04:51,000 Do it for us. 95 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,160 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 96 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:57,960 Ooh, giving us Ralph Lauren in tails. 97 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:01,480 A little tail ain't never hurt nobody, baby. 98 00:05:01,580 --> 00:05:03,100 Judges, your scores, please. 99 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,120 Eight, seven, eight, 100 00:05:05,220 --> 00:05:07,220 six and seven. 101 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:09,400 ♪ ♪ 102 00:05:09,460 --> 00:05:12,000 - Okay. - No. 103 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:13,430 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 104 00:05:15,220 --> 00:05:16,430 [AUDIENCE WHOOPS] 105 00:05:16,530 --> 00:05:18,760 ♪ ♪ 106 00:05:18,780 --> 00:05:20,100 PRAY TELL: And what have we here? 107 00:05:20,140 --> 00:05:22,840 Looking like a grape raccoon. 108 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:25,340 ♪ ♪ 109 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,470 That fur better not touch the ground. 110 00:05:27,580 --> 00:05:30,860 Oh... The lining. 111 00:05:30,980 --> 00:05:32,999 The lining is the only thing 112 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,000 to touch the ground, my darling. 113 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:37,800 That is how it is done. 114 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:39,860 Ah, judges, your scores. 115 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:43,540 Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten. 116 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:44,880 [CHEERING] 117 00:05:45,230 --> 00:05:47,060 Midnight Pimping. 118 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:50,880 Looky here. Don't run into this one 119 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:52,620 in a dark alley, baby. 120 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:55,220 Yeah, there we have it. 121 00:05:55,900 --> 00:05:57,440 Who's coming next? 122 00:05:59,180 --> 00:06:01,310 [CHEERING] 123 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,310 PRAY TELL: Oh, my. 124 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:13,179 And is this Billy Dee Williams we have here... 125 00:06:13,180 --> 00:06:15,060 in lynx? 126 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:17,800 Serving us butch. 127 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,939 Serving us masculintity. 128 00:06:20,940 --> 00:06:22,100 Go, Ricky! 129 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,560 PRAY TELL: You love it. You long for it. 130 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:26,700 I'm having all of it. 131 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,779 Your scores, judges, please, please. 132 00:06:28,780 --> 00:06:32,120 Ten, ten, nine, ten, nine. 133 00:06:32,140 --> 00:06:33,539 Whoo, Ricky! 134 00:06:33,540 --> 00:06:35,060 [CHEERING] 135 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:37,040 First runner-up... 136 00:06:37,100 --> 00:06:39,350 Mr. Billy Dee Williams in the white lynx. 137 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:40,500 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 138 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:48,940 I commend you on your ballroom debut. 139 00:06:48,980 --> 00:06:51,220 ♪ ♪ 140 00:06:54,740 --> 00:06:56,590 All right, all right, I know it's time 141 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:58,446 for all of y'all to collect your trophies and go home, 142 00:06:58,470 --> 00:07:00,159 but before you do, 143 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:02,500 house mothers and fathers, 144 00:07:02,570 --> 00:07:04,439 sound the call across the land 145 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:07,600 that our next event is gonna be the biggest of the year... 146 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:10,080 The Snow Ball, right? 147 00:07:10,340 --> 00:07:13,440 And I expect to see you all there in your holiday best. 148 00:07:14,550 --> 00:07:16,080 Good night. 149 00:07:16,140 --> 00:07:18,290 The theme for our look is Santa's Workshop, 150 00:07:18,300 --> 00:07:20,000 and we'll be all dressed as elves, 151 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,219 and you will be Mrs. Claus. 152 00:07:22,220 --> 00:07:24,320 My festive theatrical child. 153 00:07:24,430 --> 00:07:26,620 And Ricky's gonna help me, if that's okay. 154 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,420 He doesn't need my permission. I'm not his mother. 155 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:32,300 Well, since he has a trophy, 156 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:34,750 I'd like for you to consider letting him join 157 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:36,100 the House of Evangelista. 158 00:07:36,180 --> 00:07:37,200 Mm. 159 00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:39,800 Tell me, where'd you get the coat? 160 00:07:40,980 --> 00:07:43,620 - It was my grandmother's. - Don't bullshit me. 161 00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:45,180 That offends me. 162 00:07:45,350 --> 00:07:47,310 [SIGHS] 163 00:07:49,390 --> 00:07:52,519 I mopped it, from a coat check in midtown. 164 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:53,980 I just wanted to get a trophy, 165 00:07:54,020 --> 00:07:56,000 so I-I borrowed it. But I'm gonna take it back. 166 00:07:56,060 --> 00:07:58,680 That's not what Evangelista's about. 167 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:03,500 Let's get something straight. 168 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,330 I'm not running a halfway home. 169 00:08:05,430 --> 00:08:07,720 We're a family, and I'm building a legacy. 170 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:10,070 I'll admit, you got something special, 171 00:08:10,170 --> 00:08:11,599 but you're cocky. 172 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:13,420 Judges don't want arrogance, they want confidence. 173 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:15,280 If you want to win grand prize, 174 00:08:15,380 --> 00:08:17,780 we're gonna need to work on your struts. 175 00:08:17,820 --> 00:08:20,250 [SQUEALS] See, I told you she'd let you in. 176 00:08:20,260 --> 00:08:22,760 No, this is a trial run. 177 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:25,720 You better bring it at the Snow Ball. 178 00:08:25,740 --> 00:08:26,900 Okay. 179 00:08:27,180 --> 00:08:29,400 I'm being a good person by letting you in. 180 00:08:29,460 --> 00:08:31,950 Which means I do not want you 181 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:33,920 distracting Damon from his studies. 182 00:08:33,940 --> 00:08:36,360 If you plan on living under my roof, 183 00:08:36,470 --> 00:08:38,260 I expect you to keep him on track. 184 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:40,520 - I promise, Blanca. - Good. 185 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:43,680 And you can call me Mother. 186 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:46,340 Cheers. 187 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:48,280 Cheers. 188 00:08:48,380 --> 00:08:49,380 RICKY: Cheers, Mother. 189 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:51,180 Ooh, I like the ring of that. 190 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:52,780 [LAUGHTER] 191 00:09:16,220 --> 00:09:19,520 [FLOOR INDICATOR CHIMING] 192 00:09:46,980 --> 00:09:49,800 [MONITORS BEEPING] 193 00:10:10,060 --> 00:10:11,290 Costas. 194 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,940 Is this your lunch? 195 00:10:14,620 --> 00:10:16,430 It must be Maryanne on duty. 196 00:10:16,530 --> 00:10:18,200 She never brings it in. 197 00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:31,840 [MONITOR BEEPING] 198 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:49,540 It's Christmas. 199 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:51,540 I'm the prince. 200 00:10:53,540 --> 00:10:55,660 Dance with me, Clara. 201 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,520 Tony, you need to get back into bed. 202 00:11:00,540 --> 00:11:01,880 Get away! 203 00:11:01,890 --> 00:11:02,916 [IV STAND CLANGS ON FLOOR] 204 00:11:02,940 --> 00:11:05,020 - You're ruining it. - Nurse! 205 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,350 Nurse! 206 00:11:06,450 --> 00:11:07,720 Nurse! 207 00:11:16,060 --> 00:11:18,530 She didn't even give you a fork to eat this fucking meal with. 208 00:11:18,630 --> 00:11:20,179 - I'm not even hungry. - Bullshit. 209 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,900 You have to eat something. 210 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:22,960 Get your strength back. 211 00:11:23,740 --> 00:11:25,400 Don't look at me like that. 212 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,240 You have pneumonia. 213 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:29,040 I've seen people 214 00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:32,240 walk out of this hospital 215 00:11:32,270 --> 00:11:34,720 who were much worse than that. 216 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,560 We got Christmas plans, baby. 217 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,860 Go see the windows on Fifth, 218 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:44,460 take a carriage ride through Central Park, 219 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:47,139 go see The Nutcracker. 220 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,540 [SIGHS] 221 00:11:50,940 --> 00:11:52,360 When did you get here? 222 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,160 What was I doing out of bed? 223 00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:57,230 [SNIFFLES] 224 00:11:57,330 --> 00:11:59,180 You were dancing. 225 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:03,120 You've always been my most brilliant, 226 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:05,620 dedicated student. 227 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:09,080 You were dancing, my darling. 228 00:12:22,540 --> 00:12:25,290 I can't believe I'm gonna spend my last Christmas in here. 229 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,300 [PRAY TELL SNIFFLES] 230 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:31,430 [WHOOPS, LAUGHS] 231 00:12:31,530 --> 00:12:33,370 This is incredible. 232 00:12:33,470 --> 00:12:36,139 I ain't never met anyone who was a real genius, 233 00:12:36,140 --> 00:12:38,560 but you have the gift. 234 00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:41,379 You need to make a New Year's resolution, Pray Tell. 235 00:12:41,380 --> 00:12:42,410 Elevate your game. 236 00:12:42,510 --> 00:12:44,960 Get your designs on a real runway. 237 00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:47,960 A happy man knows his place. 238 00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:50,180 Who ever got anywhere by knowing their place? 239 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,430 A man who knows his place might as well be a dead man. 240 00:12:52,450 --> 00:12:54,336 A resolution ain't nothing without a friend to kick 241 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:55,856 your ass to make sure you stick to it. 242 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:58,819 [LAUGHS] No point in me fighting with you. 243 00:12:58,820 --> 00:12:59,840 I know. 244 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:01,490 So shut up and finish pinning. 245 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,979 I'm gonna melt the Snow Ball with this piece of finery. 246 00:13:03,980 --> 00:13:06,080 Send Elektra limping into the new year. 247 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:09,740 What you doing for Christmas Day? 248 00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:12,440 Nothing. I'll probably go to the movies. 249 00:13:12,540 --> 00:13:14,500 They have discount matinees. 250 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:17,340 Theater's all quiet and empty. 251 00:13:17,450 --> 00:13:18,776 Well, what about that cute guy you've been seeing 252 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,100 that works for the city? 253 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:24,480 He... is at Roosevelt Hospital. 254 00:13:24,590 --> 00:13:26,540 - What? - Yeah. 255 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:30,840 You two was out dancing at Escuelita's just last month. 256 00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:32,000 Yes. 257 00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:34,460 How bad? 258 00:13:36,330 --> 00:13:37,680 [SIGHS] 259 00:13:38,330 --> 00:13:40,370 Pneumonia... We don't need to talk about 260 00:13:40,470 --> 00:13:42,240 - this right now. - What? [SCOFFS] 261 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:00,099 You think this is the first time since I've been diagnosed 262 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,940 that I had to talk about somebody dying of this plague? 263 00:14:04,530 --> 00:14:06,620 Don't you dare treat me as delicate. 264 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:08,960 The worst part is... 265 00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:12,760 that I'm used to it by now. 266 00:14:12,820 --> 00:14:14,540 [INHALES] 267 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,680 You know how many boyfriends I've seen go in there 268 00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:20,100 over the last four years? 269 00:14:21,340 --> 00:14:23,920 How are we supposed to get invested in someone... 270 00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:28,380 if they can be gone a week later? 271 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:32,390 As if this life wasn't hard enough. 272 00:14:32,490 --> 00:14:34,840 [LAUGHS] 273 00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:36,520 [SNIFFLES] 274 00:14:36,630 --> 00:14:38,640 [GROANS] 275 00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:40,130 Oh, my God... 276 00:14:40,230 --> 00:14:41,490 [BLOWS NOSE] 277 00:14:43,370 --> 00:14:45,060 [EXHALES] 278 00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:48,140 Do your kids know you're positive? 279 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,980 Now, what good would that do? 280 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:55,080 I'm trying to build something that lasts beyond me. 281 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,419 And none of them are gonna commit 282 00:14:58,420 --> 00:15:00,420 to what I need them to do 283 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,960 if they think I might leave them tomorrow. 284 00:15:03,020 --> 00:15:04,480 Not that I'm going anywhere. 285 00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:08,439 And no way you are sitting all alone in a movie theater 286 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:11,040 getting fat off popcorn on Christmas. 287 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,780 - [LAUGHS] - You're coming to supper, at my house. 288 00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:16,300 STAN: Would you close your eyes for me? 289 00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:18,130 [DOOR CREAKS] 290 00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:20,130 ANGEL: Okay... 291 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:30,210 [LAUGHS] 292 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:37,900 Open. 293 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:44,660 [ANGEL GASPS] 294 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:45,980 [STAN CHUCKLES] 295 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,080 STAN: We got, uh... 296 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,880 ... all brand-new appliances. 297 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,720 Microwave, toaster. 298 00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:56,120 We got, uh, all new Formica countertops. 299 00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:58,800 [QUIETLY]: Dusty. 300 00:15:58,860 --> 00:16:00,140 [KEYS JINGLE] 301 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:02,480 I got the, um... [CLEARS THROAT] 302 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,879 ... the TV and VCR, they're on order. 303 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,240 T-That should be, uh, arriving next week. 304 00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:09,420 Over there. 305 00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:17,800 This is so beautiful. 306 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,920 ANGEL [WHISPERS]: Wow. 307 00:16:26,230 --> 00:16:28,070 Oh, my God. 308 00:16:28,170 --> 00:16:29,400 [CLICKS] 309 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:32,520 ["LET'S WAIT AWHILE" BY JANET JACKSON PLAYING] 310 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:42,940 ♪ There's something I want to tell you... ♪ 311 00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:44,960 I don't know what to say. 312 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:47,479 ♪ There's something I think ♪ 313 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,080 ♪ That you should know... ♪ 314 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,940 I feel so safe here. 315 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,430 Like nothing could ever hurt me. 316 00:16:55,530 --> 00:16:57,820 [EXHALES] 317 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,000 Can you make me a promise? 318 00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:05,560 On Christmas Day, 319 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,280 I know you have your kids and stuff... 320 00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:12,860 ♪ Feeling much stronger ♪ 321 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,299 ♪ Then let's try to... ♪ 322 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,350 ... but if you could just come at night, 323 00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:19,290 even just for an hour. 324 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,680 For a glass of eggnog, 325 00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:24,660 - or whatever. - [LAUGHS] 326 00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:29,360 It would really make this place feel like a home to me. 327 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,560 Of course I will. 328 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,500 ♪ Before we go too far... ♪ 329 00:17:42,410 --> 00:17:44,180 ANGEL: Mm. 330 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:49,080 ♪ I didn't really know ♪ 331 00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:52,150 ♪ Not to let all my feelings show ♪ 332 00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:54,660 ♪ To save some for later ♪ 333 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:57,290 ♪ So our love can be greater ♪ 334 00:17:57,390 --> 00:18:01,440 ♪ You said you would always love me ♪ 335 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:08,120 ♪ Remember I said the same thing, too ♪ 336 00:18:08,140 --> 00:18:10,200 ♪ You don't have to be ♪ 337 00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:13,310 ♪ Frightened with my love ♪ 338 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:17,720 ♪ Because I'll never give up on you ♪ 339 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,620 ♪ Let's wait a while ♪ 340 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,080 ♪ Before it's too late ♪ 341 00:18:23,180 --> 00:18:27,390 ♪ You know you can't rush love ♪ 342 00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:31,320 ♪ Love ♪ 343 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,390 ♪ Let's wait a while ♪ 344 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:37,200 ♪ Before it's too late ♪ 345 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:38,960 ♪ Let's wait a while ♪ 346 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,660 ♪ Wait a while ♪ 347 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,400 ♪ Our love will be great ♪ 348 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,400 ♪ Let's wait a while ♪ 349 00:18:44,510 --> 00:18:48,960 ♪ Before we go too far ♪ 350 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,900 ♪ Far... ♪ 351 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,760 ["A PINE FOREST IN WINTER" PLAYING] 352 00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,910 HELENA: Wide legs! 353 00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:01,780 Yes. Yes. 354 00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:07,380 Very good. 355 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,050 Sorry to interrupt. 356 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,090 Ms. St. Rogers, there's a call for you. 357 00:19:13,130 --> 00:19:15,860 Uh, continue, everyone. 358 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,280 This is Helena. 359 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,620 Wait, when did he, uh... 360 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,070 This morning? 361 00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:33,640 Uh, no, no, I don't have his parent's information. 362 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,060 I'm not family. 363 00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:38,780 Just his teacher. 364 00:19:39,660 --> 00:19:42,066 - DAMON: Five, six, seven, eight. - ["CRUSH ON YOU" BY THE JETS PLAYING] 365 00:19:42,090 --> 00:19:44,119 One, two, three, four, 366 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:46,120 five, six, seven, eight. 367 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,859 Feeling, more feeling, more feeling. 368 00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:50,060 More feel... 369 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,040 Papi, that's not what I choreographed. 370 00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,260 You look like a gremlin. 371 00:19:53,270 --> 00:19:55,580 - I ain't a dancer. - It's like this: 372 00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:57,659 if you are going to win at Snow Ball... 373 00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:59,800 and we are all walking as a house... 374 00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:01,440 we have to do it like this, 375 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,070 because that's the way to win, okay? 376 00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:04,180 So just watch me. 377 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,579 Five, six, five, 378 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,160 six, seven, eight. 379 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,470 One, two, three, four, down. 380 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,480 Got it? 381 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:12,679 - Yeah. - Okay? 382 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:15,820 Five, six, seven, eight. 383 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,190 Yes. That's great. 384 00:20:17,290 --> 00:20:18,540 - Yes, it's great. - Yeah? 385 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,460 - Y-Yes, yes, yeah. Yeah. - Yeah? 386 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,760 Now you just got to learn the other 50 moves. 387 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,916 - Okay. Okay. - Okay, but that was good, that was good. 388 00:20:24,940 --> 00:20:26,330 We gonna be here all day. 389 00:20:26,430 --> 00:20:27,580 You got it? 390 00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:29,780 Oh, my God, I'm late. 391 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,940 Papi, ignore them, you're doing great. 392 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,080 Keep practicing, okay? 393 00:20:33,210 --> 00:20:34,480 Yo, Papi. 394 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:35,939 - What's up? - [LAUGHS] 395 00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:37,310 Shut up. 396 00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:38,700 ♪ You found out ♪ 397 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,050 ♪ I got a crush on you... ♪ 398 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,780 HELENA: Five, six, seven, eight. 399 00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:44,619 Two, two, three, four, 400 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,389 five, six, seven, eight. 401 00:20:46,390 --> 00:20:48,840 Three, two, three, four, five, six, 402 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,740 seven, eight, four, two... get that leg higher. 403 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,160 Higher! 404 00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:54,330 Stop. 405 00:20:54,430 --> 00:20:55,720 Damon. 406 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:56,960 I-I'm sorry, I'm not... 407 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,330 Warmed up? 408 00:20:58,430 --> 00:21:02,000 Warm-up was half an hour ago when class started. 409 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:03,180 I'm-I'm sorry, I was coming 410 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,516 from all the way uptown, and I just... 411 00:21:04,540 --> 00:21:05,680 Marcus. 412 00:21:05,970 --> 00:21:07,480 Where'd you come from for class? 413 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,900 - Crown Heights. - Uh-huh. He was on time. 414 00:21:10,110 --> 00:21:12,560 Why you got to call me out in front of everybody like that? 415 00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:14,439 I have two tools I use 416 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,880 to get students to reach their potential. 417 00:21:16,980 --> 00:21:19,800 Encouragement and shame. 418 00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:22,560 Taking you to the ballet, that was encouragement. 419 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:25,900 But that didn't work, so now I'm moving on to shame. 420 00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:28,220 I took a chance on you. 421 00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:31,299 And I don't care if you think you're the next Alvin Ailey, 422 00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:34,440 you will never know if you don't have any respect for me 423 00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:36,460 or this place or yourself. 424 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,700 I love this place. 425 00:21:37,740 --> 00:21:39,200 I mean, it's everything to me. 426 00:21:39,270 --> 00:21:41,300 But weren't you the one that told me to go out 427 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:44,540 into the world, a-and explore my artistry and find my own voice? 428 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,880 Greatness comes from suffering. 429 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,919 From failing over and over 430 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,480 until you bleed and cry. 431 00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:54,459 And then, finally, something inside 432 00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:55,880 just cracks open. 433 00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:57,120 I've got time. 434 00:21:57,220 --> 00:21:58,660 Time is not your friend. 435 00:21:59,030 --> 00:22:01,480 It's coming for you, for all of us. 436 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,700 It shows no mercy and it always wins, 437 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:07,580 and then you're gone, forgotten. 438 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:14,070 I'm really sorry, I-I... I was getting ready for a ball, 439 00:22:14,170 --> 00:22:15,540 - and I... - A ball? 440 00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:18,720 Is that the size of your dreams now? 441 00:22:20,310 --> 00:22:21,700 Get out of my class. 442 00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:22,820 What? 443 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,140 Now. 444 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,030 Let's go from the top. 445 00:22:34,130 --> 00:22:37,130 And... five, six, seven, eight. 446 00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:39,230 I'm not kidding, it's like a superpower I have. 447 00:22:39,330 --> 00:22:41,100 I can tell just by looking at you 448 00:22:41,140 --> 00:22:42,640 how you groom your pubic hair. 449 00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,340 Hmm? 450 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,400 [LAUGHTER IN DISTANCE] 451 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,180 [CLEARS THROAT] 452 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:57,050 Wasn't that an executive council meeting? 453 00:22:57,150 --> 00:22:58,640 Yeah. I, uh... 454 00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:01,480 I had this idea that if movies or TV shows 455 00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:03,320 wanted to shoot in any of our properties, 456 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,340 that they should give the boss a cameo. 457 00:23:05,420 --> 00:23:07,089 And they thought it was such a good idea, 458 00:23:07,090 --> 00:23:08,460 I should tell it directly to him. 459 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,130 Instead of taking it to me first? 460 00:23:14,540 --> 00:23:16,600 That's my lane, buddy. 461 00:23:17,060 --> 00:23:19,340 Yeah, I-I didn't mean any disrespect. 462 00:23:21,170 --> 00:23:24,180 Nobody stopped you from coming into that meeting. 463 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:33,600 Say, what are you up to on Christmas, huh? 464 00:23:36,190 --> 00:23:39,299 [INDISTINCT CHATTER, ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 465 00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:41,340 [PHONE RINGING] 466 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,000 [DOOR SQUEAKS OPEN] 467 00:23:44,620 --> 00:23:46,560 WOMAN: Elektra Abundance? 468 00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:47,940 Come right with me. 469 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,140 [DOOR OPENS] 470 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,139 [DISTANT SIREN WAILING, CLOCK TICKING] 471 00:23:56,140 --> 00:23:58,300 _ 472 00:23:58,340 --> 00:24:00,950 [BEEP, INDISTINCT FEMALE VOICE OVER P.A.] 473 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,860 [KNOCKING, DOOR SQUEAKS OPEN] 474 00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:21,870 Good morning, Elektra. I'm Dr. Gottfried. 475 00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:23,230 Please have a seat. 476 00:24:23,340 --> 00:24:25,960 I apologize for being vague on the phone. 477 00:24:25,980 --> 00:24:27,440 We're a new program at the hospital, 478 00:24:27,460 --> 00:24:30,000 and we have to operate under the radar for now. 479 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:33,380 I'm a bit nervous. I haven't been to the doctor since '79. 480 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,560 Well, that is a long time. 481 00:24:34,660 --> 00:24:36,480 We should definitely do some blood work. 482 00:24:36,540 --> 00:24:38,120 I don't have the virus. 483 00:24:38,220 --> 00:24:39,459 Well, that's good to hear, 484 00:24:39,460 --> 00:24:41,200 but AIDS care isn't my specialty. 485 00:24:41,220 --> 00:24:42,680 I'm a urologist. 486 00:24:43,060 --> 00:24:45,400 Our new program 487 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:49,319 specializes in holistic care, something lacking 488 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,000 for transsexual patients. 489 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:52,900 It's the kind of practice my mentor, 490 00:24:52,940 --> 00:24:56,540 Dr. Peter Harris, formalized in the '60s and '70s. 491 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,000 God rest his soul. 492 00:24:58,060 --> 00:24:59,970 That man saved my life. 493 00:25:00,070 --> 00:25:02,310 Anything he told me to do, I did it. 494 00:25:02,410 --> 00:25:04,360 Psychological evaluations, 495 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,310 hormone shots, electrolysis, everything. 496 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:11,220 Dr. Harris helped me find Elektra. 497 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:14,540 Well, we fought hard to keep the clinic open after his death, 498 00:25:14,740 --> 00:25:17,220 but the hospital was overwhelmed with AIDS patients, 499 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,050 and it didn't help that the board thought 500 00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:21,720 what we did was unnatural and unnecessary. 501 00:25:21,740 --> 00:25:24,840 They wanted us to just go away, and we did for a bit, 502 00:25:24,860 --> 00:25:26,380 but we are back, 503 00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:29,000 and I am building the foremost practice 504 00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:30,680 and research center 505 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,760 for transsexual medicine in the United States. 506 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,110 - Which is why I called you. - Me? 507 00:25:36,210 --> 00:25:38,280 You are at the top of Dr. Harris's wait list 508 00:25:38,380 --> 00:25:40,240 for sexual reassignment surgery. 509 00:25:40,350 --> 00:25:42,110 It's even noted in his records that 510 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:44,050 he tried to call you numerous times. 511 00:25:44,150 --> 00:25:45,720 Why didn't you follow up with him? 512 00:25:45,780 --> 00:25:46,980 The list was long. 513 00:25:47,060 --> 00:25:49,460 I didn't have the luxury to sit around waiting. 514 00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:51,000 I didn't resign. 515 00:25:51,060 --> 00:25:53,610 I just hustled my ass off dancing in glass boxes 516 00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:55,540 to fulfill my most immediate needs. 517 00:25:55,660 --> 00:25:57,130 Show World? 518 00:25:57,230 --> 00:25:58,820 I have other patients employed there. 519 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,130 "Employed" makes it sound like a profession. 520 00:26:01,230 --> 00:26:02,560 It's a freak show. 521 00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:04,310 Well, I have a space reserved for you. 522 00:26:04,460 --> 00:26:06,060 You are an ideal candidate. 523 00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:09,390 And if your blood work and your physical examination clear, 524 00:26:09,410 --> 00:26:11,320 we could operate in the new year. 525 00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:13,340 How much does it all cost? 526 00:26:13,580 --> 00:26:16,600 I will have my nurse go over the details with you. 527 00:26:27,060 --> 00:26:28,659 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 528 00:26:28,660 --> 00:26:29,720 [DOOR OPENS] 529 00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:35,480 What is that? 530 00:26:36,140 --> 00:26:37,560 A wreath. 531 00:26:37,970 --> 00:26:40,100 I thought we'd bring a little holiday spirit in here. 532 00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:42,559 I tried to tell her a wreath 533 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,080 ain't gonna fix my mood. 534 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,299 Christmas ain't nothing but a sad-ass reminder 535 00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:47,380 of what we don't have. 536 00:26:47,460 --> 00:26:49,580 Well, maybe we should do it up this year. 537 00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:51,519 Get a tree, some presents, 538 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,289 make it a Christmas to remember. 539 00:26:53,290 --> 00:26:55,340 Maybe your daddy could help us out this year? 540 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:56,500 How dare you? 541 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,459 I'm not some white girl toting an unlimited 542 00:26:58,460 --> 00:27:00,240 American Express card in my Gucci bag. 543 00:27:00,290 --> 00:27:02,500 You girls never think about how hard I work. 544 00:27:02,540 --> 00:27:04,160 You never see my burden. 545 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,820 All you see are the jewels and the furs 546 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,500 and you think I live some high life. 547 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,940 But you don't know that he counts 548 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,299 everything he gives to me, 549 00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:11,920 every single cent, 550 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,020 every single goddamn gift. 551 00:27:14,140 --> 00:27:17,110 And anything I manage to steal away goes to Abundance: 552 00:27:17,140 --> 00:27:19,260 the rent, the lights, the food. 553 00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:22,160 We're grateful for all you do for us, Mother. 554 00:27:28,820 --> 00:27:31,700 Girls, I'm sorry. 555 00:27:31,990 --> 00:27:33,420 Sometimes I get in a bad mood, 556 00:27:33,430 --> 00:27:35,060 particularly around the holidays. 557 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,090 But why should I take that out on you? 558 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,559 You're stupid, 559 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,299 but not incapable. 560 00:27:40,300 --> 00:27:41,310 Let's get going. 561 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:44,070 Mother has a plan to deck these fucking halls. 562 00:27:44,170 --> 00:27:46,040 SALVATION ARMY SANTA: Ho, ho, ho. 563 00:27:46,140 --> 00:27:49,040 Merry Christmas to you. 564 00:27:49,140 --> 00:27:52,180 Very generous. Thank you. 565 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:55,480 Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas. 566 00:27:59,190 --> 00:28:00,820 ♪ Christmas ♪ 567 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,960 ♪ The snow's coming down ♪ 568 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,500 ♪ Christmas... ♪ 569 00:28:05,620 --> 00:28:06,960 Hey, Santa. 570 00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:10,030 Well, hello, dear. Merry Christmas to you. 571 00:28:10,130 --> 00:28:13,000 ♪ Christmas... ♪ 572 00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:15,040 Thank you. 573 00:28:15,300 --> 00:28:18,100 Ho, ho, ho, ho. 574 00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,480 ♪ Christmas ♪ 575 00:28:19,540 --> 00:28:21,970 ♪ All ringing in song... ♪ 576 00:28:22,070 --> 00:28:23,319 My purse. 577 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,110 Oh, no. I'm so sorry. 578 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,110 I'm so sorry. 579 00:28:27,210 --> 00:28:30,280 ♪ Baby, please come home... ♪ 580 00:28:31,350 --> 00:28:33,050 ELEKTRA: Now. 581 00:28:33,150 --> 00:28:35,220 [GRUNTING, SHOUTING] 582 00:28:37,190 --> 00:28:38,420 ELF: Get off of him. 583 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:41,636 SALVATION ARMY SANTA: She's taking the money! 584 00:28:41,660 --> 00:28:43,740 ELF: Hey, stop them! 585 00:28:43,780 --> 00:28:46,960 - ♪ Please, please, please ♪ - ♪ Please, please, please ♪ 586 00:28:47,070 --> 00:28:48,660 - ♪ Please, please ♪ - ♪ Please, please ♪ 587 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:52,240 - ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ - ♪ Christmas ♪ 588 00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:53,880 ♪ Baby, please come home. ♪ 589 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:58,440 CANDY: Oh, my... [GASPS] 590 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,580 I ain't never seen this much money all in one place. 591 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,940 That's why we hit the bucket up on Madison. 592 00:29:04,060 --> 00:29:06,679 Every dollar one of those rich, Upper East Side bitches 593 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,940 put in that bucket is a gift back to themselves. 594 00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:10,700 Wipes away all the guilt they feel 595 00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:12,470 about spending all that money on silliness 596 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:13,770 to put under their tree. 597 00:29:13,870 --> 00:29:15,816 Wait, but isn't this money supposed to go to, like, 598 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,470 - starving kids or something? - Uh-uh. 599 00:29:17,570 --> 00:29:19,640 If we ain't charity, then who is? 600 00:29:19,740 --> 00:29:20,979 When is the last time 601 00:29:20,980 --> 00:29:22,919 you had a present under the Christmas tree? 602 00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:23,920 Exactly. 603 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,810 My daddy used to buy me trucks for Christmas 604 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,180 and I would just steal my sister's Barbie dolls 605 00:29:29,220 --> 00:29:30,930 and have Barbie riding around in them trucks 606 00:29:30,950 --> 00:29:32,379 like a queen and some shit. 607 00:29:32,380 --> 00:29:33,399 Fuck Barbie. 608 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:34,659 They had Olympic Barbie, 609 00:29:34,660 --> 00:29:36,599 Malibu Barbie, Doctor Barbie. 610 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,590 All kinds of Barbies, but they only had one black Barbie, 611 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,500 Christie, and she was still built like a white girl. 612 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:46,579 There is $2,300 here. 613 00:29:46,580 --> 00:29:48,180 Christmas miracle. 614 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:49,400 Thank you, Jesus. 615 00:29:49,460 --> 00:29:50,919 We can get three trees now. 616 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,040 Trees? Girl, we can get wigs, 617 00:29:53,060 --> 00:29:55,540 - the human kind. - Girl, we can go to the spa. 618 00:29:55,580 --> 00:29:56,590 Oh, my God, and get a massage. 619 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:57,880 - A back massage. - Ooh. 620 00:29:57,900 --> 00:29:59,480 Them red boots we saw the other day, 621 00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:01,296 - them snakeskin boots. - CANDY: Oh, those are so cute, girl. 622 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,676 Oh. Those would look so good on me. 623 00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:04,980 CANDY: Ooh, we could walk the runway in those, girl. 624 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,936 - We would win the house down. - They would look cute on me. 625 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,740 - Boots, girl. - Mm. Mm-mm-mm-mm. 626 00:30:08,820 --> 00:30:11,040 And we can go to Bloomingdale's and not that cheap shit. 627 00:30:11,140 --> 00:30:13,560 Oh, yes. Absolutely. 628 00:30:13,660 --> 00:30:17,080 All of your Christmas dreams will come true. 629 00:30:17,180 --> 00:30:19,420 [GIGGLES] 630 00:30:31,980 --> 00:30:34,099 That's $2,300, 631 00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:36,520 more than enough for a deposit for my surgery. 632 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,160 You can sign me up. 633 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,240 BLANCA: It's a different thing to be a mother 634 00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:56,700 who chooses her children. 635 00:30:57,260 --> 00:30:58,909 We got to deal with our mistakes 636 00:30:58,910 --> 00:31:00,360 and also the mistakes of the mothers 637 00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:01,840 who brought them into this world. 638 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,340 We don't get the benefits of a clean slate. 639 00:31:04,380 --> 00:31:06,380 And I've seen a lot of mothers in my world 640 00:31:06,420 --> 00:31:07,899 use that as some sort of excuse 641 00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:09,920 for bad behavior, but not me. 642 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:13,340 Once you're in my house, you're my responsibility. 643 00:31:13,380 --> 00:31:15,080 And Damon doesn't understand yet 644 00:31:15,140 --> 00:31:17,750 that we don't got but so much time in this world 645 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,829 and that the people out there are gonna start 646 00:31:19,830 --> 00:31:21,700 stealing pieces of his from him. 647 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,279 What's stealing from him 648 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,280 is his interest in those balls. 649 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:28,039 What we do here is work, 650 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,869 not the instant gratification 651 00:31:29,870 --> 00:31:32,159 that comes from dressing up 652 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:33,660 and walking for a trophy. 653 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,160 Excuse me? 654 00:31:35,810 --> 00:31:37,910 Miss Uptown Fancy with your African jewels 655 00:31:38,010 --> 00:31:39,950 and your sterling silver. 656 00:31:40,050 --> 00:31:41,359 We can talk about Damon, 657 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:42,789 but what we're not gonna do 658 00:31:42,790 --> 00:31:45,380 is sit here and look down our noses at my world. 659 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,140 You have any idea the work 660 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,790 and struggle that goes into walking a category? 661 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,500 The point is I do understand, 662 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,260 which is why I'm saying Damon doesn't have time for both. 663 00:31:54,530 --> 00:31:56,860 And unless a mother forces a child to make 664 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,000 the right choice, he's gonna choose the work 665 00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:00,630 that makes him feel good right now. 666 00:32:00,740 --> 00:32:03,200 So you're questioning my parenting skills now. 667 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:08,140 There's a difference between inspiration and distraction. 668 00:32:08,610 --> 00:32:10,850 Damon has more God-given talent than most, 669 00:32:10,950 --> 00:32:13,680 but not enough to succeed without real commitment. 670 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,320 At the end of the semester, I'm going to make cuts. 671 00:32:18,900 --> 00:32:21,500 At this point, Damon doesn't make it. 672 00:32:23,830 --> 00:32:25,240 DAMON: I'm home. 673 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,460 Uh-uh. These are for decorating later. Sit down. 674 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,010 I went and talked to your teacher this morning. 675 00:32:31,030 --> 00:32:32,870 - She called. - I'm sorry. 676 00:32:32,970 --> 00:32:34,716 I should've told you, but I thought I could get it 677 00:32:34,740 --> 00:32:36,236 all figured out before you even had to know. 678 00:32:36,260 --> 00:32:38,659 Well, here's a subway pass and a bus pass 679 00:32:38,660 --> 00:32:40,020 so you can never use the excuse 680 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,479 that you had no money for tokens 681 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,720 and you was late because you had to walk to class. 682 00:32:43,750 --> 00:32:46,300 You will not blow this opportunity 683 00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:47,730 while you are living in my house. 684 00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:49,100 I'm sorry, Mother. I know. 685 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,279 I already told Ricky 686 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,060 that I'm not gonna be around as much. 687 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,200 I promise. I'll be good from now on. 688 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,600 Oh, and no balls for a month until you can prove to me 689 00:32:56,630 --> 00:32:57,830 that you can keep your word. 690 00:32:57,930 --> 00:32:59,319 Yeah, but not the Snow Ball, right? 691 00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,020 No balls means no balls. 692 00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:02,220 What? 693 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,870 I told you how much Christmas means to me. 694 00:33:04,970 --> 00:33:06,499 It's my one time of the year 695 00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:08,200 and you're taking that away from me? 696 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,480 The one thing that I care about. 697 00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:12,860 Well, you know what, I'm going no matter what you say. 698 00:33:12,940 --> 00:33:15,180 You can't stop me from walking if I want to. 699 00:33:15,220 --> 00:33:17,180 No, but I can throw all your shit out the window 700 00:33:17,220 --> 00:33:18,240 and on the street if you do. 701 00:33:18,260 --> 00:33:19,540 You want to fucking try me?! 702 00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:20,600 I hate you for doing this to me! 703 00:33:20,620 --> 00:33:22,420 Well, go and hate me in your room. 704 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,620 [DOOR SLAMS] 705 00:33:30,030 --> 00:33:31,890 [OVEN DOOR SLAMS] 706 00:33:37,700 --> 00:33:38,900 Can I help you? 707 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,296 Yeah. I'm looking for something for my wife. 708 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:42,800 My mommy! 709 00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:44,200 What is her skin tone? 710 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,619 Different metals and gemstones look best 711 00:33:46,620 --> 00:33:47,940 with specific skin tones. 712 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,320 Never heard that before. 713 00:33:49,380 --> 00:33:52,099 She's, uh, got brownish-reddish hair, 714 00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:54,100 pale skin, brown eyes. 715 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:55,640 CLERK: She has a cool skin tone. 716 00:33:55,730 --> 00:33:57,839 You're gonna want white gold or silver, nothing yellow 717 00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:00,040 and a bright stone. 718 00:34:00,180 --> 00:34:03,480 I have this really lovely white gold bracelet 719 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,340 with twin rubies. 720 00:34:09,780 --> 00:34:11,040 What do you think? 721 00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:12,180 Think Mommy'd like that? 722 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,680 - Wrap it up for me. - CLERK: Mm-hmm. 723 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,390 ["O HOLY NIGHT" PLAYING] 724 00:34:27,690 --> 00:34:28,880 [TOY TRAIN WHISTLES] 725 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,919 Hey, honey, why don't you go 726 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,420 play in that little playground out there? 727 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,470 I'll be out there in one minute, okay? 728 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,540 [QUIETLY]: Okay. 729 00:34:40,510 --> 00:34:42,280 Thanks. 730 00:34:43,140 --> 00:34:44,880 Uh... 731 00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:47,640 What about somebody with a darker skin tone, 732 00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,120 like, Puerto Rican? 733 00:34:49,940 --> 00:34:51,879 White gold is gonna make her look ruddy. 734 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:55,340 You want yellow gold with an earthy stone. 735 00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:59,490 Like this yellow gold necklace, 736 00:34:59,590 --> 00:35:01,690 with the orange sapphire pendant. 737 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:06,500 ♪ The angel voices... ♪ 738 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,200 SALESMAN: Between you and me? 739 00:35:09,260 --> 00:35:11,590 I always say to spend more on the gift for the goomah. 740 00:35:11,670 --> 00:35:13,820 If your wife isn't happy, she isn't gonna be calling 741 00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:15,340 your house at 2:00 in the morning. 742 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,560 I don't know what you're talking about. 743 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:20,710 Sure. I'll wrap it in a separate box. 744 00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:30,160 - [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] - ♪ O night ♪ 745 00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:34,730 ♪ O holy ♪ 746 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:42,200 ♪ Night ♪ 747 00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:46,420 ♪ O night... ♪ 748 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,820 [DOORBELL RINGS] 749 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:55,610 ♪ Divine... ♪ 750 00:36:00,780 --> 00:36:02,440 Merry Christmas. 751 00:36:04,460 --> 00:36:06,620 I like to come into Jersey to do my Christmas shopping. 752 00:36:06,690 --> 00:36:09,180 The sales tax is two percent lower here than in the city. 753 00:36:09,220 --> 00:36:11,410 I was in the neighborhood, I figured I would just stop by 754 00:36:11,430 --> 00:36:13,080 and give you guys my gifts. 755 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:15,500 It's not wise to drink alone. 756 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,570 [LAUGHS SOFTLY] 757 00:36:25,340 --> 00:36:27,280 This place is so suburban. 758 00:36:27,550 --> 00:36:29,140 I mean that as a compliment. 759 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,579 Any man who tells you he wouldn't give it all up and 760 00:36:31,580 --> 00:36:34,380 end up in his own version of this place is lying to you. 761 00:36:34,590 --> 00:36:36,690 I prefer a little more flash in the decor. 762 00:36:36,790 --> 00:36:38,740 At least four kids, but the woman... 763 00:36:40,060 --> 00:36:41,540 woman would be just like you. 764 00:36:48,860 --> 00:36:51,060 All you playboys long for family life, 765 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,060 but you couldn't stand it once you got it. 766 00:36:53,740 --> 00:36:55,710 [LAUGHS] 767 00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,800 When I was 25, maybe. 768 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,700 But now... 769 00:37:03,260 --> 00:37:04,500 now, I get lonely. 770 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,540 Especially this time of year. 771 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,320 [SIGHS] 772 00:37:14,590 --> 00:37:16,180 When does Stan get home? 773 00:37:17,540 --> 00:37:21,880 Um, he's out Christmas shopping with our daughter. 774 00:37:22,340 --> 00:37:25,019 I'm used to not seeing him around much these days. 775 00:37:25,020 --> 00:37:26,920 You have him working such crazy hours. 776 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,100 He's more married to you than he is to me. 777 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:33,080 I don't think I've ever called Stan into the city after hours. 778 00:37:34,020 --> 00:37:36,920 Well, if you're not calling him in, then who is? 779 00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:41,799 Beats me. 780 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,620 I'm not the only one he reports to. 781 00:37:45,980 --> 00:37:47,480 You should ask him. 782 00:37:55,860 --> 00:37:58,040 I get why he's working so hard, though. 783 00:37:59,980 --> 00:38:02,060 I mean, I was the same way, at first. 784 00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:06,510 Nothing feels better than success. 785 00:38:06,610 --> 00:38:07,940 You get addicted. 786 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:12,450 Problem is that you can't control yourself. 787 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,180 You start caring more about the next fix. 788 00:38:16,690 --> 00:38:19,060 New suit, new car, new girl. 789 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:23,540 Instead of what's really important: family. 790 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,670 But you can understand that, right? 791 00:38:31,140 --> 00:38:33,500 People need that ego hit sometimes. 792 00:38:35,540 --> 00:38:37,160 Even in the suburbs? 793 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:41,960 I mean, when was the last time 794 00:38:41,970 --> 00:38:44,100 you had an experience that was brand-new? 795 00:38:45,690 --> 00:38:47,120 Hmm? 796 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,460 One that was just for you? 797 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,460 Weird. 798 00:39:06,310 --> 00:39:08,319 You've kissed all those supermodels 799 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,420 and beauty queens, and 800 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,720 you're still not very good at it. 801 00:39:12,820 --> 00:39:14,480 I'll do better next time. 802 00:39:14,740 --> 00:39:16,400 There won't be a next time. 803 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:17,760 - [DOOR OPENS] - STAN: Hey, honey? 804 00:39:18,620 --> 00:39:20,440 Whose Mercedes is out front? 805 00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:27,820 MATT: Stanley! 806 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:29,530 Welcome home. 807 00:39:29,630 --> 00:39:31,220 AMANDA [LAUGHING]: Mommy! 808 00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:32,940 What are you doing here? 809 00:39:33,370 --> 00:39:34,670 Playing Santa. 810 00:39:34,770 --> 00:39:37,220 Dropping off presents for you and the kids. 811 00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:41,180 All the way out to Jersey? 812 00:39:46,580 --> 00:39:47,840 Come sit on my lap. 813 00:39:49,550 --> 00:39:51,440 Well, thanks for coming by, man. I'll... 814 00:39:51,460 --> 00:39:52,900 I'll show you out. 815 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,620 Patty. 816 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:57,419 Thank you for the wine, and the chat. 817 00:39:57,420 --> 00:39:59,380 Yep. Thanks, Matt. Merry Christmas. 818 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,020 MATT: Heck of a woman you got there, Stan. 819 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,630 Don't fuck it up. 820 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,470 Next time you want to come to my house, 821 00:40:14,180 --> 00:40:16,380 you call me first. 822 00:40:17,740 --> 00:40:19,380 Merry Christmas, bud. 823 00:40:24,620 --> 00:40:25,880 STAN: Patty. 824 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,280 What was all that about? 825 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:30,000 He told you. He was just dropping off some presents. 826 00:40:31,380 --> 00:40:32,960 [DOOR CLOSES] 827 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:41,000 PRAY TELL: Are y'all ready? 828 00:40:41,060 --> 00:40:43,360 Because the category is: 829 00:40:43,860 --> 00:40:47,380 Stone Cold Face. 830 00:40:47,610 --> 00:40:49,040 ♪ Don't you give me... ♪ 831 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,380 PRAY TELL: Yes. And here she goes. 832 00:40:51,510 --> 00:40:52,510 Slender. 833 00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:54,560 Tender. 834 00:40:54,580 --> 00:40:55,840 For your gender. 835 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,740 Looking like a red Virginia Slim. 836 00:40:57,820 --> 00:40:59,360 Judges, your scores. 837 00:40:59,590 --> 00:41:02,650 Nine, nine, nine, nine. 838 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,660 Thank you very much. 839 00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:06,660 Next. 840 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,590 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 841 00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:13,600 This is a face category, not a fashion category. 842 00:41:13,740 --> 00:41:15,739 If God hath given you 843 00:41:15,740 --> 00:41:17,920 the eyebrows of Brooke Shields, 844 00:41:17,980 --> 00:41:20,500 show the motherfuckers off! 845 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,200 [CROWD BOOING] 846 00:41:22,300 --> 00:41:24,000 Ah! 847 00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:27,880 And the princess has arrived! 848 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,450 Yes. 849 00:41:31,550 --> 00:41:33,800 Breathtaking. 850 00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:37,860 This chilling angel has clearly been resuscitated. 851 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,690 [CHEERING] 852 00:41:39,790 --> 00:41:41,140 Uh-huh. 853 00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,120 Judges, your scores? 854 00:41:43,260 --> 00:41:45,020 Ten, ten, ten, ten. 855 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,660 Breathtaking scores for the frostiest bitch in New York. 856 00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:52,020 Grand prize, Miss Angel, Evangelista. 857 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,180 [CHEERING] 858 00:41:54,260 --> 00:41:55,780 ♪ And to all ♪ 859 00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:58,360 - ♪ A good night... ♪ - You know it's yours, you know it's yours. 860 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:23,570 How did we do? 861 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,700 First runner up. 862 00:42:25,810 --> 00:42:27,440 Not bad. 863 00:42:27,540 --> 00:42:29,500 Yeah, we would've won if you were there. 864 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:32,460 It tore up my guts to keep it from you. 865 00:42:32,650 --> 00:42:34,720 No, you were right. 866 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,900 You're a good mother. 867 00:42:49,630 --> 00:42:51,459 I was sitting here in the dark trying 868 00:42:51,460 --> 00:42:55,380 to remember when I found out Santa Claus wasn't real. 869 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,360 No one ever told me straight out. 870 00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:04,640 It didn't come like a bullet, it came like poison. 871 00:43:05,980 --> 00:43:07,920 You know, the kind that act real slow. 872 00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,460 So you don't even know it's there until you're dead. 873 00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:15,819 My sister made sure to tell me the second someone told her. 874 00:43:15,820 --> 00:43:18,660 Came right into my room and announced it. 875 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,720 "Santa ain't real." 876 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:25,340 I couldn't have been more than four years old. 877 00:43:25,420 --> 00:43:27,120 Did you believe her? 878 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,820 I mean, a hundred percent? 879 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,320 Nah. 880 00:43:31,420 --> 00:43:32,600 I guess I didn't. 881 00:43:32,710 --> 00:43:34,610 [LAUGHS SOFTLY] 882 00:43:35,300 --> 00:43:37,240 I want to go back there. 883 00:43:38,060 --> 00:43:40,980 I mean, not back home or to my parents, but... 884 00:43:44,780 --> 00:43:47,720 I want to go back to when I could be innocent. 885 00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:52,120 Or at least remember when I lost it. 886 00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:55,699 You don't know that that feeling's not forever 887 00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:58,300 until it's too late. 888 00:44:11,430 --> 00:44:16,140 - [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] - ♪ Chestnuts roasting on an open fire ♪ 889 00:44:18,070 --> 00:44:21,030 ♪ Jack Frost nipping at your nose... ♪ 890 00:44:21,140 --> 00:44:23,670 - [GASPS] - [DAMON LAUGHS] 891 00:44:23,770 --> 00:44:25,810 - [CHUCKLES] - Morning, sleepyhead. 892 00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:27,110 [CHUCKLES] 893 00:44:27,210 --> 00:44:28,340 Mm-hmm? 894 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:29,900 Merry Christmas. 895 00:44:30,340 --> 00:44:31,900 Merry Christmas. 896 00:44:33,150 --> 00:44:34,740 Are you hungry? I made you breakfast. 897 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,220 Oh. [CHUCKLES] 898 00:44:37,820 --> 00:44:39,940 Christmas morning was always special in my house. 899 00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:41,680 Traditions are important to me. 900 00:44:41,740 --> 00:44:44,120 We'll start our own, then. 901 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:53,730 Bam. 902 00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,100 [LAUGHS] 903 00:44:56,770 --> 00:44:59,160 [RATTLES] 904 00:44:59,940 --> 00:45:01,040 What is it? 905 00:45:01,060 --> 00:45:02,560 You got to open it. 906 00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:11,100 [LAUGHS] 907 00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:14,800 This is the one that I was eyeing at The Wiz. 908 00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:19,900 - Wait, did you mop this? - No, I saved my coins. 909 00:45:20,620 --> 00:45:22,980 You deserve it, and more. 910 00:45:24,830 --> 00:45:27,760 ♪ Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. ♪ 911 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,970 [LAUGHS] 912 00:45:32,910 --> 00:45:35,040 ♪ And so, I offer... ♪ 913 00:45:35,140 --> 00:45:36,140 Mm. 914 00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:38,320 Is this my Christmas present? 915 00:45:38,810 --> 00:45:40,080 The first part. 916 00:45:40,180 --> 00:45:41,520 Yeah. 917 00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:55,780 I'm ready. 918 00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:58,400 Wait, are you sure? 919 00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:07,660 Ricky... 920 00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:10,800 I'm ready. 921 00:46:15,140 --> 00:46:17,020 ♪ Many times, many ways... ♪ 922 00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:18,420 AMANDA: How do we play? 923 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,080 STAN: This is The Game of Life, baby. 924 00:46:20,100 --> 00:46:22,940 You just, you spin the wheel. 925 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,880 Yeah, and you move it through the board. 926 00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:27,439 And then you, uh, you get stuff on the way, 927 00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,200 and wh-whoever gets the most money 928 00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:31,350 and-and gets married and has the most kids 929 00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:32,640 at the end of the game wins. 930 00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:34,216 BOBBI: And if there isn't a part of the game 931 00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:35,620 where you pee every time you sneeze 932 00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:38,360 and every so-called friend disappoints you, it's a fraud. 933 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:39,400 Bobbi. 934 00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:42,140 BOBBI: A child should know the truth. 935 00:46:44,110 --> 00:46:45,820 [SIGHS] 936 00:46:49,260 --> 00:46:51,380 Mommy missed one of her presents. 937 00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,160 We got to give it to her. 938 00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:56,140 [CLEARS THROAT] Stay here, okay? 939 00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:04,160 You missed one. 940 00:47:06,170 --> 00:47:08,100 I'll do it later. 941 00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,840 [SIGHS] Come on, it's Christmas morning. 942 00:47:12,940 --> 00:47:14,620 There are more presents under that tree 943 00:47:14,630 --> 00:47:16,580 than the past three years combined. 944 00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:18,979 You've been acting like this the whole time. 945 00:47:18,980 --> 00:47:20,780 What's up with you? 946 00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,080 Matt told me about never making you work late. 947 00:47:24,420 --> 00:47:25,900 You've been lying to me. 948 00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:30,019 What the hell are you talking about? 949 00:47:30,020 --> 00:47:32,280 I'm talking about you being a cheating asshole. 950 00:47:32,380 --> 00:47:34,659 I'm talking about you sticking your dick in other women 951 00:47:34,660 --> 00:47:36,380 and then coming home to me. 952 00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:37,660 Who is she, huh? 953 00:47:37,780 --> 00:47:39,980 She one of those whore secretaries? 954 00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:42,800 Come on, kids, Mommy and Daddy need to talk. 955 00:47:43,260 --> 00:47:45,140 Wouldn't be Christmas without a fight. 956 00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:47,799 You lost your mind? This is your mother talking. 957 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,090 She's constantly undermining you. 958 00:47:49,110 --> 00:47:50,300 BOBBI: Don't put this on me. 959 00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,460 I never said a bad word about you in my life. 960 00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:54,860 - Not now, Ma, okay? - STAN: Stop. 961 00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:56,220 Patty, stop. 962 00:47:56,260 --> 00:47:57,860 Listen to me. 963 00:47:58,050 --> 00:47:59,440 Matt isn't my only boss. 964 00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:01,500 I report to ten different people. 965 00:48:01,510 --> 00:48:03,400 He's jealous of what you and I have. 966 00:48:03,460 --> 00:48:05,620 Your daughter told me about the two presents. 967 00:48:07,420 --> 00:48:08,960 You couldn't have waited till you 968 00:48:09,060 --> 00:48:12,820 weren't with our kid to buy your girlfriend a present? 969 00:48:13,900 --> 00:48:16,770 I don't have a girlfriend. 970 00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:21,640 Want me to prove it? 971 00:48:24,220 --> 00:48:25,560 Merry Christmas. 972 00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:30,140 Yes, I bought a bracelet and a necklace. 973 00:48:31,020 --> 00:48:32,859 And I felt like shit 974 00:48:32,860 --> 00:48:34,500 about how much I've been working, 975 00:48:34,580 --> 00:48:36,356 and I haven't been home to help with the kids, 976 00:48:36,380 --> 00:48:38,640 and so I bought you both. 977 00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:44,560 I'm sorry. I'm just... 978 00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:47,899 I'm not used to not having you around all the time, 979 00:48:47,900 --> 00:48:49,099 and it's just me and the kids 980 00:48:49,100 --> 00:48:51,220 and all these thoughts in my brain. 981 00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:54,910 Yeah, I know, I know. It's okay. 982 00:48:55,010 --> 00:48:56,560 It's okay. 983 00:48:58,420 --> 00:49:01,140 We just got to make it through the next couple years, okay? 984 00:49:01,540 --> 00:49:03,980 You know what my favorite part of Christmas is? 985 00:49:04,090 --> 00:49:05,580 Your mom being here? 986 00:49:07,190 --> 00:49:08,580 No. 987 00:49:09,580 --> 00:49:11,199 No, and it's not the presents 988 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:14,040 or the decorations or the music. It's... 989 00:49:14,500 --> 00:49:17,980 it's just us together as a family all day. 990 00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:21,720 I love you. 991 00:49:21,970 --> 00:49:23,180 I know, baby. 992 00:49:23,300 --> 00:49:25,000 I love you, too. 993 00:49:30,110 --> 00:49:31,700 Merry Christmas. 994 00:49:33,180 --> 00:49:34,910 ["SANTA BABY" BY EARTH KITT PLAYING] 995 00:49:34,940 --> 00:49:38,420 ♪ Santa baby, just slip a sable ♪ 996 00:49:38,460 --> 00:49:42,280 ♪ Under the tree for me ♪ 997 00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:46,080 ♪ Been an awful good girl ♪ 998 00:49:46,180 --> 00:49:48,090 ♪ Santa baby ♪ 999 00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:51,500 ♪ So hurry down the chimney tonight ♪ 1000 00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,620 ♪ Santa baby ♪ 1001 00:49:59,720 --> 00:50:03,280 ♪ A '54 convertible, too ♪ 1002 00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:06,240 ♪ Light blue ♪ 1003 00:50:06,340 --> 00:50:07,950 ♪ I'll wait up for you... ♪ 1004 00:50:08,050 --> 00:50:10,840 Oh, stop it. You're flattering me. 1005 00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:14,760 Stop it. 1006 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:21,700 Angel, you naughty, naughty girl, you. 1007 00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:24,160 So naughty. 1008 00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,660 ♪ Think of all the fellas that I ♪ 1009 00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,140 ♪ Haven't kissed ♪ 1010 00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:32,540 ♪ Next year ♪ 1011 00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:36,240 ♪ I could be just as good ♪ 1012 00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:38,660 ♪ If you check off ♪ 1013 00:50:38,700 --> 00:50:42,010 ♪ My Christmas list. ♪ 1014 00:51:03,420 --> 00:51:06,320 [EXHALES, SNIFFLES] 1015 00:51:09,060 --> 00:51:12,180 ["JINGLE BELLS" BEGINS] 1016 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,800 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells... ♪ 1017 00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:20,500 Boy, what are you doing? There's a reason it's wrapped. 1018 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,360 Just tell me if Blanca's coming. 1019 00:51:23,020 --> 00:51:24,800 Put the present down, please. 1020 00:51:33,620 --> 00:51:35,280 You think this need more salt? 1021 00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:37,800 Don't ask me. 1022 00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:40,039 I ain't never cooked anything besides a can of Chunky's. 1023 00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:41,960 Oh, well, what's wrong with you? 1024 00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:44,380 You still broken up about your married white boy? 1025 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:45,920 Get over it. 1026 00:51:46,140 --> 00:51:47,660 You here with your family now. 1027 00:51:47,740 --> 00:51:49,179 The men will come and go, 1028 00:51:49,180 --> 00:51:50,700 but we always here for you. 1029 00:51:51,980 --> 00:51:54,300 ♪ Making spirits bright ♪ 1030 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:57,080 ♪ What fun it is to ride and sing... ♪ 1031 00:51:57,100 --> 00:51:58,100 [ANGEL GASPS] 1032 00:51:58,120 --> 00:51:59,140 BOTH: The turkey! 1033 00:51:59,180 --> 00:52:03,320 Oh, shit! Shit, shit. Oh, shit. 1034 00:52:03,340 --> 00:52:06,310 - What-what do I do? - Open the window. 1035 00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:07,520 Hurry up, hurry. 1036 00:52:07,620 --> 00:52:09,020 [COUGHING] 1037 00:52:13,390 --> 00:52:14,900 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 1038 00:52:14,980 --> 00:52:17,560 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 1039 00:52:18,420 --> 00:52:20,899 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪ 1040 00:52:20,900 --> 00:52:22,150 ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh... ♪ 1041 00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,100 What are we gonna eat now? 1042 00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:27,380 [LAUGHTER] 1043 00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,800 What y'all laughing at? 1044 00:52:39,620 --> 00:52:41,740 I would order this platter. 1045 00:52:41,750 --> 00:52:43,480 BLANCA: All right, 1046 00:52:43,490 --> 00:52:45,619 before y'all fingers get greasy, 1047 00:52:45,620 --> 00:52:47,260 let's open some of these gifts. 1048 00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:48,980 Ain't got to tell me twice. 1049 00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:55,940 This for you, Ricky. 1050 00:53:07,210 --> 00:53:08,640 Damon. 1051 00:53:08,660 --> 00:53:10,510 - LIL PAPI: Ah, shit! - Thank you. 1052 00:53:11,060 --> 00:53:14,180 I'm-a be stylin' and profilin'. 1053 00:53:17,390 --> 00:53:19,000 Look inside. 1054 00:53:23,590 --> 00:53:27,700 - Some socks for them feet. - [LAUGHS] Thank you. 1055 00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:32,470 [SNIFFS] 1056 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,060 Thank you. 1057 00:53:34,220 --> 00:53:35,700 I got you. 1058 00:53:39,580 --> 00:53:41,240 This one's for you. 1059 00:53:50,590 --> 00:53:52,700 Before I met you, everything was in black and white. 1060 00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:56,640 And that kind of thinking don't work in a gray world. 1061 00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:59,219 You taught me to appreciate life and 1062 00:53:59,220 --> 00:54:00,880 treasure every breath. 1063 00:54:01,660 --> 00:54:04,460 You adjusted my focus and now I see in color. 1064 00:54:05,270 --> 00:54:07,420 I just hope you do that for other people. 1065 00:54:09,220 --> 00:54:11,340 [CHUCKLES] 1066 00:54:11,710 --> 00:54:12,920 Yeah. 1067 00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:23,380 Angel, you... you didn't open your present. 1068 00:54:23,490 --> 00:54:26,280 Mm-mm. I told you I didn't want anything. 1069 00:54:26,380 --> 00:54:29,040 Oh, girl, open it. 1070 00:54:36,530 --> 00:54:39,580 - Mm-mm, not with that fork. - [LAUGHTER] 1071 00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:01,520 [SIGHS] 1072 00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:20,380 ♪ ♪ 1073 00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:40,640 Lord Jesus, you got us bawling like 1074 00:55:40,660 --> 00:55:42,140 bitches before we've even eaten. 1075 00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:43,680 [LAUGHTER] 1076 00:55:43,700 --> 00:55:45,180 What is wrong with you? 1077 00:55:51,020 --> 00:55:53,580 We all pitched in, Mother, and got you this. 1078 00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,440 Now what is this? 1079 00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,220 Okay. 1080 00:56:02,740 --> 00:56:05,520 - It's a cute wrapper. - [LAUGHTER] 1081 00:56:05,620 --> 00:56:08,040 - I picked it out. - Okay, you right. 1082 00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:19,140 So it's a heart 'cause that's what you are to us. 1083 00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:21,300 Our heart. 1084 00:56:27,780 --> 00:56:30,310 [SNIFFLES] 1085 00:56:30,410 --> 00:56:32,480 Excuse me. Thank you. 1086 00:56:33,460 --> 00:56:34,740 LIL PAPI: I love y'all. 1087 00:56:36,100 --> 00:56:37,540 But could we eat? 1088 00:56:37,620 --> 00:56:38,759 - Oh. - Boy. 1089 00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:41,120 Yes, please. 1090 00:56:42,530 --> 00:56:45,360 Daddy's hungry, hungry. 1091 00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:47,460 - Pass the lo mein. - Merry Christmas, y'all. 1092 00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:49,140 Merry Christmas. 1093 00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:52,120 [INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER] 1094 00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:11,720 - Synced & Corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com --