1 00:00:11,172 --> 00:00:14,896 Why not do this? Why not just bring the kids by after the movie on Saturday? 2 00:00:14,896 --> 00:00:16,517 That's fine. Just make sure you don't take them 3 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:19,896 to see anything scary.Okay. Okay. 4 00:00:19,896 --> 00:00:21,689 Last time, Imani had nightmares, 5 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:23,551 and Ollie's mattress looked like a pee-soaked slip-n-slide. 6 00:00:23,551 --> 00:00:25,172 And I had to deal with it myself, 7 00:00:25,172 --> 00:00:27,344 and I just don't want to see that much piss ever... 8 00:00:27,344 --> 00:00:29,896 sober, okay?I know. I know. And I won't. 9 00:00:29,896 --> 00:00:32,551 Listen, Bree, can we just talk about us for a minute? 10 00:00:32,551 --> 00:00:34,034 What about us, Gary? 11 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,655 Bree, you said that you wanted a divorce. 12 00:00:36,655 --> 00:00:38,172 Yeah, and I meant it. 13 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:40,137 Okay, you know what, things were said, okay? 14 00:00:40,137 --> 00:00:41,310 Desks -- They were flipped. 15 00:00:41,310 --> 00:00:42,551 I just think that, you know, 16 00:00:42,551 --> 00:00:44,241 we should give therapy another shot. 17 00:00:44,241 --> 00:00:46,379 I don't need to go to therapy to know that you slept 18 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:48,482 with one of the moms from our kids' school. 19 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:50,862 Not only are you dumb, you're lazy. 20 00:00:50,862 --> 00:00:52,517 Come on, we just did one session. 21 00:00:52,517 --> 00:00:53,758 I don't need to dig deeper to know 22 00:00:53,758 --> 00:00:55,206 that you did some foul-ass shit. 23 00:00:55,206 --> 00:00:57,172 Do you? 24 00:00:57,172 --> 00:01:00,000 Bree, I just -- I feel like we got to figure out 25 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,586 a way to communicate, you know, for the sake of our kids. 26 00:01:02,586 --> 00:01:05,000 What do you call this?! What are we doing right now?! 27 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,758 Out the way, asshole! 28 00:01:10,758 --> 00:01:12,586 Okay, you know, we're doing what we always do, 29 00:01:12,586 --> 00:01:15,241 where I try to talk to you, but then you don't listen to me 30 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:17,620 because you get all emotional. Emotional?! 31 00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:19,758 You let me walk into that lion's den 32 00:01:19,758 --> 00:01:22,896 like a limping gazelle, and now you have the nerve to call me emotional?! 33 00:01:22,896 --> 00:01:25,344 Okay, Bree, can I just --After all I do for you?! 34 00:01:25,344 --> 00:01:27,620 Can I say one thing? I didn't know you was coming.I have your back! I pay your bills! 35 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:30,448 I suck your tiny dick, and what you did -- 36 00:01:30,448 --> 00:01:34,689 Don't talk about my dick. That's --I am not emotional! 37 00:01:37,068 --> 00:01:39,655 I really appreciate you coming to my thesis presentation, 38 00:01:39,655 --> 00:01:41,827 Hazel. It means a lot. 39 00:01:41,827 --> 00:01:44,655 I wouldn't have missed it for anything. 40 00:01:44,655 --> 00:01:47,793 Getting your Master's is a big deal. 41 00:01:47,793 --> 00:01:50,275 I'm so proud of you, Versace. 42 00:01:50,275 --> 00:01:53,068 Ohh, we need more Black women in the tech space. 43 00:01:53,068 --> 00:01:54,862 Thank you. 44 00:01:54,862 --> 00:01:57,068 And I go by "Sasha" now. 45 00:01:57,068 --> 00:01:59,448 Oh, you do? Yeah. 46 00:01:59,448 --> 00:02:01,137 I'm on the PhD path. 47 00:02:01,137 --> 00:02:04,448 "Dr. Versace" sounds like one of my dad's rap artists. 48 00:02:04,448 --> 00:02:08,310 So I'm good with Sasha. 49 00:02:08,310 --> 00:02:10,172 You two still not talking? 50 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:12,103 I sent him an invite, but he didn't show. 51 00:02:12,103 --> 00:02:14,206 Mm.No surprise there. 52 00:02:14,206 --> 00:02:18,000 Well, he's probably trying to avoid seeing me. 53 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,379 Sorry, kiddo. 54 00:02:20,379 --> 00:02:22,655 Don't apologize. 55 00:02:22,655 --> 00:02:26,034 You're not the reason he didn't make it. 56 00:02:26,034 --> 00:02:28,862 He's too busy getting engaged. 57 00:02:30,620 --> 00:02:32,862 We're still married. 58 00:02:32,862 --> 00:02:35,172 He proposed to this bitch?! 59 00:02:35,172 --> 00:02:37,482 That bastard! 60 00:02:37,482 --> 00:02:38,931 I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have said that. 61 00:02:38,931 --> 00:02:41,034 No. You're right. 62 00:02:41,034 --> 00:02:42,689 He is a bastard. 63 00:02:42,689 --> 00:02:44,344 You can say it. 64 00:02:44,344 --> 00:02:46,862 You were the best thing that ever happened to him, 65 00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:49,862 and he is the worst thing that ever happened to you. 66 00:02:49,862 --> 00:02:53,000 Well, I wouldn't have met you otherwise. 67 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,827 So it was worth it. 68 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:58,275 Well, I still think you deserve better. 69 00:02:58,275 --> 00:02:59,655 I think this break-up is a good thing, 70 00:02:59,655 --> 00:03:00,896 Hazel. Hmm. 71 00:03:00,896 --> 00:03:02,586 I really believe that. 72 00:03:04,620 --> 00:03:07,655 You could have picked anyone in a one-mile radius, okay?! 73 00:03:07,655 --> 00:03:10,862 Well, that's my ride.There is a church and a gym two blocks away from the school! 74 00:03:10,862 --> 00:03:14,758 But, no!You had to go pick Courtney's mom! 75 00:03:14,758 --> 00:03:17,586 Well, eventually it'll be a good thing. 76 00:03:22,586 --> 00:03:26,655 So, for the fundraiser, another venue might work better. 77 00:03:29,448 --> 00:03:33,896 Her name is Sofia Lombardi. 78 00:03:33,896 --> 00:03:36,931 Yeah, she's still registered with the New York State Bar. 79 00:03:36,931 --> 00:03:40,275 If you find out where she's practicing, let me know. 80 00:03:40,275 --> 00:03:44,241 Thank you. What were you saying? 81 00:03:44,241 --> 00:03:47,103 Oh, I said there's a request that we move the venue. 82 00:03:47,103 --> 00:03:49,724 Um, is this something we can figure out later? 83 00:03:49,724 --> 00:03:51,862 The fundraiser's Saturday, Ari. 84 00:03:51,862 --> 00:03:53,724 Right. Of course. 85 00:03:53,724 --> 00:03:55,103 You forgot. 86 00:03:55,103 --> 00:03:57,551 For a second.You said representing Hazel. 87 00:03:57,551 --> 00:03:59,413 wasn't going to get in the way of the campaign, 88 00:03:59,413 --> 00:04:01,310 but I'm struggling to believe that. 89 00:04:01,310 --> 00:04:04,000 What's the issue with the venue? I'll handle it. 90 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,517 Derek wants to do it at this new spot. 91 00:04:06,517 --> 00:04:08,137 I know. It's -- It's bigger. 92 00:04:08,137 --> 00:04:09,931 It's got a better sound system. You'll love it. 93 00:04:09,931 --> 00:04:11,620 Why does he get a say in any of this? 94 00:04:11,620 --> 00:04:13,275 Well, he's on the host committee. 95 00:04:13,275 --> 00:04:15,482 We talked about him having a role in the campaign. 96 00:04:15,482 --> 00:04:20,172 But I thought the role was financial. 97 00:04:20,172 --> 00:04:24,137 He's not a good person, David. 98 00:04:24,137 --> 00:04:27,137 I'd be careful about attaching your name to his. 99 00:04:27,137 --> 00:04:29,758 Well, he's helping me. Millennials and Gen-Z -- 100 00:04:29,758 --> 00:04:32,931 Those are the two voting blocs that can push us over the top. 101 00:04:32,931 --> 00:04:35,827 And yet they like me, but they like Derek a lot more. 102 00:04:35,827 --> 00:04:39,655 So as much as I can use him, I'm going to use him. 103 00:04:39,655 --> 00:04:42,000 Just make sure he's not using you. 104 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,931 Yeah, same goes for Hazel. 105 00:04:48,758 --> 00:04:51,310 He's known her for five minutes. 106 00:04:51,310 --> 00:04:52,965 Mm. Five minutes! 107 00:04:52,965 --> 00:04:55,103 I was with him for almost a decade. 108 00:04:55,103 --> 00:04:56,655 And this bitch gets a diamond. 109 00:04:56,655 --> 00:04:58,931 I'm telling you, Hazel, these guys are out of control. 110 00:04:58,931 --> 00:05:01,551 Do you know what Gary had the audacity to tell me today? 111 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:03,206 What?That I'm emotional. 112 00:05:03,206 --> 00:05:05,000 Is that why you were crying when you picked me up? 113 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,862 Yes! Because I amemotional! 114 00:05:07,862 --> 00:05:10,206 I mean, i-it's one thing to hear about this ho 115 00:05:10,206 --> 00:05:11,655 he cheated on me with, right, 116 00:05:11,655 --> 00:05:15,551 but it's another to see her knob-slobbin' face. 117 00:05:15,551 --> 00:05:17,758 Mm. I can relate.Thank you. 118 00:05:17,758 --> 00:05:19,724 -I've left word twice. -I like her coat. 119 00:05:19,724 --> 00:05:21,551 It's very important that Sofia get back to me ASAP. 120 00:05:21,551 --> 00:05:22,862 She looks good. It's cute. 121 00:05:22,862 --> 00:05:24,206 I'm representing her former client, 122 00:05:24,206 --> 00:05:26,862 and I need a copy of her prenup. 123 00:05:26,862 --> 00:05:28,310 Thank you. 124 00:05:28,310 --> 00:05:31,172 Aw, this is just like college, guys. 125 00:05:31,172 --> 00:05:33,275 Everyone congregating at Bree's place. 126 00:05:33,275 --> 00:05:36,206 And Bree is still complaining about Gary's broke ass. 127 00:05:36,206 --> 00:05:38,827 And Hazel eating up all my food. 128 00:05:38,827 --> 00:05:41,172 So, I've reached out to your old attorney. 129 00:05:41,172 --> 00:05:43,551 Ari still wanna talk about her homework. 130 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:46,344 That's true.Except it's yourhomework, 131 00:05:46,344 --> 00:05:48,724 and you're failing, by the way. 132 00:05:48,724 --> 00:05:51,551 I'm striking out everywhere on getting a copy of your prenup. 133 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:53,482 Well, maybe we don't need it. 134 00:05:53,482 --> 00:05:55,931 Oh. Mm-hmm.Did you see this? 135 00:05:55,931 --> 00:05:59,344 We're not even divorced, and his ho ass is already engaged. 136 00:05:59,344 --> 00:06:02,448 Ugh!That should kill him in court. 137 00:06:02,448 --> 00:06:04,379 Yep.Adultery doesn't matter. 138 00:06:04,379 --> 00:06:05,965 What?! What?! 139 00:06:05,965 --> 00:06:09,241 Legally speaking, cheating has no bearing on divorce. 140 00:06:09,241 --> 00:06:11,068 So you're saying that a married man 141 00:06:11,068 --> 00:06:13,724 can just be out in the streets all willy nilly, 142 00:06:13,724 --> 00:06:16,965 putting his skinny, no-paying-bill dick 143 00:06:16,965 --> 00:06:20,068 into any tight-ass, dusty, crusty ho 144 00:06:20,068 --> 00:06:22,379 that wants to sit on his married dick, 145 00:06:22,379 --> 00:06:24,724 and there's no legal recourse? 146 00:06:24,724 --> 00:06:26,275 It's awful. It's horrible. 147 00:06:26,275 --> 00:06:29,931 The only thing that can help us is finding that prenup. 148 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:31,137 Why don't you get a copy of Derek's? 149 00:06:31,137 --> 00:06:32,793 At least ask his attorney for one. 150 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:34,620 I already did, and as I anticipated, 151 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:38,448 that witch cackled and hung up in my face. 152 00:06:38,448 --> 00:06:41,586 Without that prenup, I don't get anything. 153 00:06:41,586 --> 00:06:44,137 I don't get my money. I don't get my penthouse. 154 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:46,551 But Bree had an interesting thought. 155 00:06:46,551 --> 00:06:47,586 I did? When? 156 00:06:47,586 --> 00:06:48,758 What? Me? You! 157 00:06:48,758 --> 00:06:50,931 I missed it.Derek's copy. 158 00:06:50,931 --> 00:06:52,586 Where do you think he'd keep it? 159 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:55,586 Most likely on the home computer, not the office. 160 00:06:55,586 --> 00:06:59,724 He keeps all the personal stuff at the penthouse. 161 00:06:59,724 --> 00:07:03,448 Why?Because if he and Rosalyn want to play dirty, 162 00:07:03,448 --> 00:07:05,310 we can play dirty, too. 163 00:07:05,310 --> 00:07:06,758 Hell, yeah, we can. 164 00:07:06,758 --> 00:07:08,103 Can we? Yes. 165 00:07:08,103 --> 00:07:09,896 Absolutely! 166 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:12,517 If they won't give us a copy of that prenup, 167 00:07:12,517 --> 00:07:15,206 we'll go in and take it ourselves, 168 00:07:15,206 --> 00:07:19,620 along with all the rest of your stuff. 169 00:07:19,620 --> 00:07:21,827 Can we just have a croissant first and chill? 170 00:07:21,827 --> 00:07:23,034 I need my shit. 171 00:07:24,931 --> 00:07:28,758 The Commodore -- one of the most prestigious luxury 172 00:07:28,758 --> 00:07:31,448 condominium buildings in New York City. 173 00:07:31,448 --> 00:07:36,344 55 floors, 24-7 security, underground garage, 174 00:07:36,344 --> 00:07:43,206 and, most importantly, home to Derek Ellsworth, our target -- 175 00:07:43,206 --> 00:07:47,793 owner of the penthouse we're gonna heist. 176 00:07:47,793 --> 00:07:51,413 Hell, yeah! Gonna roll up in there, "Set It Off" style. 177 00:07:55,965 --> 00:07:58,241 On your knees, you little bitch! 178 00:07:58,241 --> 00:08:02,000 On your knees! 179 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,827 What's the procedure when there's a gun 180 00:08:03,827 --> 00:08:05,620 to your head, Derek?! 181 00:08:05,620 --> 00:08:08,758 What's the fucking procedure?! 182 00:08:11,862 --> 00:08:14,379 Hazel, we are not re-creating "Set It Off." 183 00:08:14,379 --> 00:08:16,379 You know everybody died in that movie, right? 184 00:08:16,379 --> 00:08:17,896 Don't ruin it.Except for Jada. 185 00:08:17,896 --> 00:08:20,379 Who gonna be Jada? -Okay, focus. 186 00:08:20,379 --> 00:08:23,482 The operation involves no masks, no heat, 187 00:08:23,482 --> 00:08:26,206 none of them boys, no violence of any kind. 188 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:29,379 The plan is simple -- we're gonna go in, collect your shit, 189 00:08:29,379 --> 00:08:32,896 secure the prenup, and get the hell out of there, undetected. 190 00:08:32,896 --> 00:08:35,689 How? We can't go there if Derek's home, okay? 191 00:08:35,689 --> 00:08:37,034 He's gonna call the cops. 192 00:08:37,034 --> 00:08:39,137 And I don't do jail. Do you do jail? 193 00:08:39,137 --> 00:08:41,137 Do you do jail? We don't do jail. 194 00:08:41,137 --> 00:08:45,000 We'll go in when we know he isn't there. 195 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,206 Tomorrow, the night of David's fundraiser. 196 00:08:48,206 --> 00:08:50,206 My husband just handed us 197 00:08:50,206 --> 00:08:54,482 the perfect window of opportunity and location. 198 00:08:54,482 --> 00:08:59,517 The Liberty Room -- exactly 10 blocks north of the penthouse. 199 00:08:59,517 --> 00:09:03,655 Okay, so, Derek, AKA Mr. Potato Head, 200 00:09:03,655 --> 00:09:06,241 and Stella, AKA Sparkle, 201 00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:11,068 should be out of the penthouse between 1900 and 2200 hours. 202 00:09:11,068 --> 00:09:13,275 Really, GI Jane? Military time? 203 00:09:13,275 --> 00:09:17,551 Okay, between 7:00 and 10:00 p.m. tomorrow. 204 00:09:17,551 --> 00:09:23,793 But nobody moves until I confirm they are inside the venue. 205 00:09:23,793 --> 00:09:25,551 That's when I'll give the signal. 206 00:09:25,551 --> 00:09:29,620 Then, Hazel, you go in, grab as much of your clothes 207 00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:32,275 and your jewelry and shoes as you can. 208 00:09:32,275 --> 00:09:33,896 Wait, how -- how long do I have? 209 00:09:33,896 --> 00:09:35,896 Because I need to get my mink eyelashes, 210 00:09:35,896 --> 00:09:38,758 my Waterford crystal, and my neck massager. 211 00:09:38,758 --> 00:09:39,862 Bitch, you don't need a neck massager. 212 00:09:39,862 --> 00:09:41,413 I have one you could borrow. 213 00:09:41,413 --> 00:09:44,241 You don't use yours on your neck, so, no, thank you. 214 00:09:44,241 --> 00:09:48,586 Prioritize, Hazel. We only get one shot at this. 215 00:09:48,586 --> 00:09:51,068 Fine. I'll leave the neck massager. 216 00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:52,965 But how the hell am I supposed to get stuff out of there 217 00:09:52,965 --> 00:09:56,758 without Derek's little doorman seeing me? 218 00:09:56,758 --> 00:09:59,103 Bree, that's where you come in. 219 00:09:59,103 --> 00:10:01,965 We need you to procure those red medical waste bags 220 00:10:01,965 --> 00:10:03,793 from the hospital.Of course you do. 221 00:10:03,793 --> 00:10:07,517 Hazel, whatever you grab goes into a medical waste bag 222 00:10:07,517 --> 00:10:09,517 and into the garbage chute. 223 00:10:09,517 --> 00:10:11,344 That's how we'll transport the items 224 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:13,896 from Point "A" to Point Bree. 225 00:10:13,896 --> 00:10:16,448 Hold up. How am I supposed to get Hazel's bags 226 00:10:16,448 --> 00:10:18,241 out of the trash? Yuck. 227 00:10:18,241 --> 00:10:21,862 They'll be easy to spot because they're red!They're red! 228 00:10:21,862 --> 00:10:24,379 Ari, you're a goddamn genius! 229 00:10:24,379 --> 00:10:26,517 Hold up one second. Can I just make a suggestion? 230 00:10:26,517 --> 00:10:28,103 Why can't we do something normal, 231 00:10:28,103 --> 00:10:29,965 like go to the movies or have a boozy brunch? 232 00:10:29,965 --> 00:10:31,724 Like, Hazel, don't get me wrong. 233 00:10:31,724 --> 00:10:33,344 I love you and I want you to get your stuff back, 234 00:10:33,344 --> 00:10:35,379 but I can't do a heist. 235 00:10:38,241 --> 00:10:39,931 Um, Bree... 236 00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:44,586 We need you. 237 00:10:44,586 --> 00:10:46,896 Is this an ASPCA commercial? 238 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,206 What's that lip for? 239 00:10:48,206 --> 00:10:50,172 Stop. No! 240 00:10:50,172 --> 00:10:52,034 This is illegal!It's not illegal! 241 00:10:52,034 --> 00:10:53,068 Ah-ha-ha-ha! 242 00:10:53,068 --> 00:10:54,724 Not if we go in now. 243 00:10:54,724 --> 00:10:56,965 Once they file an injunction, it will be too late, 244 00:10:56,965 --> 00:11:00,344 and if we don't get a copy of that prenup, 245 00:11:00,344 --> 00:11:03,275 Hazel is screwed. 246 00:11:03,275 --> 00:11:06,482 Bree, we're just taking back what's rightfully 247 00:11:06,482 --> 00:11:08,000 and legally mine. 248 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,793 Exactly. 249 00:11:10,793 --> 00:11:13,793 Although, you know, there is one remaining loose end. 250 00:11:13,793 --> 00:11:16,310 We need someone we trust on the inside 251 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:17,758 who can get us in the building. 252 00:11:17,758 --> 00:11:19,137 I got the perfect person. 253 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,620 Perfect! 254 00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:22,448 Sounds like we have --Excuse me. 255 00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:25,137 Back it up 2.2 seconds, can we? 256 00:11:25,137 --> 00:11:27,413 Even if Hazel has the right to her possessions, 257 00:11:27,413 --> 00:11:28,793 even if you have the perfect person 258 00:11:28,793 --> 00:11:30,275 to let us in the building, 259 00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:34,000 we still have to break in to Derek's actual suite, 260 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:37,275 and that, my friends, is illegal! 261 00:11:37,275 --> 00:11:39,000 Not if we don't break in. 262 00:11:42,896 --> 00:11:45,965 -Boom! -Good timing, Versace! 263 00:11:45,965 --> 00:11:47,344 Mm, it's Sasha now. 264 00:11:47,344 --> 00:11:48,965 Oh. Sasha. 265 00:11:48,965 --> 00:11:52,241 So, ladies, we doing this? 266 00:11:52,241 --> 00:11:54,586 Hell, yeah! Absolutely. 267 00:11:57,344 --> 00:11:58,482 Damn it, I'm in! 268 00:11:59,689 --> 00:12:01,241 Oh, I'm gonna regret this. 269 00:12:06,758 --> 00:12:09,034 Stella. Show us that ring. 270 00:12:09,034 --> 00:12:11,482 Um, i-it's being sized. 271 00:12:11,482 --> 00:12:13,896 Relax your face.Yeah, no more pictures. 272 00:12:13,896 --> 00:12:15,689 I told you people were gonna ask. 273 00:12:15,689 --> 00:12:17,931 Baby, listen to me. 274 00:12:17,931 --> 00:12:21,137 We can't have all that money sliding off your finger, right? 275 00:12:21,137 --> 00:12:23,448 Mm-hmm. Right? 276 00:12:23,448 --> 00:12:25,655 Mr. Potato Head and Sparkle have landed. 277 00:12:25,655 --> 00:12:28,413 I repeat, they have landed. 278 00:12:28,413 --> 00:12:32,586 Yep. The three of us are locked, loaded, and ready to roll. 279 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:35,379 I don't know about this, guys. I'm kind of scared. 280 00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:36,758 I don't know if we should be doing this. 281 00:12:36,758 --> 00:12:38,137 Come on, Bree! 282 00:12:38,137 --> 00:12:41,034 We know we can do it by doing it, Bree. 283 00:12:41,034 --> 00:12:42,137 we made a decision. 284 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:44,965 We stick with it. 285 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,655 Okay, let me help you with your -- 286 00:12:46,655 --> 00:12:49,379 You got it. Okay. 287 00:12:49,379 --> 00:12:52,034 Mm-hmm. 288 00:12:52,034 --> 00:12:54,793 This place isn't so bad, is it? 289 00:12:54,793 --> 00:12:56,482 It's perfect. 290 00:12:56,482 --> 00:12:58,793 Thank you for all your work on this. 291 00:12:58,793 --> 00:13:00,275 Now, there is just one other little thing 292 00:13:00,275 --> 00:13:01,620 I need you to help with. 293 00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:03,206 Uh, Eric Christie can't make it, 294 00:13:03,206 --> 00:13:05,620 and he was gonna make the ask -- you know, the awkward, 295 00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:09,137 "Persuade anyone who hasn't donated to donate," speech. 296 00:13:09,137 --> 00:13:10,724 So, uh... 297 00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:12,551 You want me to make the speech? 298 00:13:12,551 --> 00:13:14,551 I can't be my own hype man. 299 00:13:14,551 --> 00:13:16,551 No. I did not plan for this. 300 00:13:16,551 --> 00:13:17,689 Come on, Ari. You don't have to plan. 301 00:13:17,689 --> 00:13:19,517 You're a pro. 302 00:13:19,517 --> 00:13:21,551 You just can't spring this on me at the last minute. 303 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,862 It was sprung on me. 304 00:13:23,862 --> 00:13:28,034 Oh, God. Please, Ari. 305 00:13:28,034 --> 00:13:29,551 I need you. 306 00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:33,482 Ple-e-e-ase. 307 00:13:33,482 --> 00:13:35,517 Okay, uh, he was supposed to go on at 9:00, 308 00:13:35,517 --> 00:13:37,448 so you'll have plenty of time to prepare. 309 00:13:37,448 --> 00:13:39,000 Oh. 310 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,551 Right. 311 00:13:40,551 --> 00:13:44,793 Oh, you're the best wife ever. Thank you. Thank you. 312 00:13:44,793 --> 00:13:49,206 Yeah! 313 00:13:49,206 --> 00:13:51,620 Derek! Glad you made it. 314 00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:53,310 You know, we couldn't have pulled this off 315 00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:54,896 without you, man.Yeah, well, you know, brother. 316 00:13:54,896 --> 00:13:56,275 We're supposed to help each other out. 317 00:13:56,275 --> 00:13:58,310 It's what we do, right? Oh. 318 00:13:58,310 --> 00:14:01,103 David, Ari, this is Stella Bentley. 319 00:14:01,103 --> 00:14:02,620 -Oh. -Hi. 320 00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:04,620 -Nice to meet you, Stella. -Nice to meet you. 321 00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:07,517 Uh, I know you really don't want to see me right now, 322 00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:09,758 but I'm here for your man. 323 00:14:09,758 --> 00:14:11,413 That's it. 324 00:14:11,413 --> 00:14:13,931 I'm actually delighted you're here tonight, Derek. 325 00:14:13,931 --> 00:14:16,000 Both of you. 326 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,931 If you'll excuse me. 327 00:14:18,931 --> 00:14:22,068 She's delighted. Listen, this guy right here is -- 328 00:14:22,068 --> 00:14:23,793 Look at this face. That's presidential. 329 00:14:23,793 --> 00:14:26,344 All right, ladies. My timeline just got a lot tighter. 330 00:14:26,344 --> 00:14:29,034 I have a hard out at 8:45. 331 00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,379 I got to be back here by 9:00. 332 00:14:31,379 --> 00:14:33,241 So we got to go. Now. 333 00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:34,413 I'm on it. 334 00:14:36,965 --> 00:14:39,448 Hi, this is Sasha from Med-sculpt. 335 00:14:39,448 --> 00:14:42,103 I'm at the entrance with my sensitive matter. 336 00:14:44,931 --> 00:14:47,206 Thank you. Thank you so much, Walter. 337 00:14:47,206 --> 00:14:50,379 I just didn't want to parade in front of all the gossips 338 00:14:50,379 --> 00:14:54,137 at The Commodore after having my little cosmetic touch-up. 339 00:14:54,137 --> 00:14:57,137 Of course. And I'm glad to hear it was just cosmetic. 340 00:14:57,137 --> 00:15:01,586 Yes! A doctor took the fat I injected in my lips 341 00:15:01,586 --> 00:15:03,448 and put it in my butt. 342 00:15:03,448 --> 00:15:08,689 If I stand too soon, it might slide down my legs and settle. 343 00:15:08,689 --> 00:15:10,655 And you know what that means. 344 00:15:10,655 --> 00:15:12,448 Cankles! Ooh! 345 00:15:12,448 --> 00:15:14,413 Oh, God. 346 00:15:38,034 --> 00:15:40,344 Hey, crew, I am seeing and smelling a lot of things 347 00:15:40,344 --> 00:15:43,275 I'd rather not right now, so move your asses! 348 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,310 Over and out. 349 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,000 I'm coming, Bree. 350 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,586 I'm moving as fast as I can. 351 00:15:56,448 --> 00:15:58,793 Why didn't I get to play the nurse? 352 00:15:58,793 --> 00:16:00,896 All right, ladies, I'm on my way. 353 00:16:00,896 --> 00:16:02,586 Hazel, what's your ETA? 354 00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:04,000 You need to be packed and sending bags down to Bree 355 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000 by the time I arrive. 356 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:10,275 My ETA is I can't believe your ass got me taking these stairs. 357 00:16:10,275 --> 00:16:14,000 And remember, only use the red medical waste trash bags, Hazel, okay? 358 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,241 If it looks like trash-trash, it's staying in the bin. 359 00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:17,551 This is my heist! 360 00:16:17,551 --> 00:16:20,172 Why don't you calm your ass down?! 361 00:16:20,172 --> 00:16:22,137 Shit! 362 00:16:24,241 --> 00:16:26,758 Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. One quick thing. 363 00:16:26,758 --> 00:16:29,517 I-I-I want you to meet Maurice and Camille. 364 00:16:29,517 --> 00:16:31,758 Oh! Yeah, Maurice works at the firm, 365 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:34,413 and Camille is the new dean at Columbia. 366 00:16:34,413 --> 00:16:36,896 Oh, nice to meet you! I love Columbia. 367 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,551 It's such a special place. Isn't it? 368 00:16:38,551 --> 00:16:40,482 Maurice and I went to undergrad there. 369 00:16:40,482 --> 00:16:42,758 Oh, Ari and I met in school, too. 370 00:16:42,758 --> 00:16:44,000 Really? You never told me that. 371 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,551 Yeah! 372 00:16:45,551 --> 00:16:48,034 Yeah, it's -- it's actually a funny story. 373 00:16:48,034 --> 00:16:51,172 It's not that funny.Yeah, it's kinda funny. 374 00:16:51,172 --> 00:16:53,724 We were both at this random house party in the Bronx, 375 00:16:53,724 --> 00:16:55,965 and it was so loud. 376 00:16:55,965 --> 00:16:58,068 Remember, honey? 377 00:16:58,068 --> 00:17:00,310 Anyway, uh, we talked the whole night, 378 00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,137 and I thought we really hit it off, 379 00:17:02,137 --> 00:17:03,793 but when I called her the next day, she -- 380 00:17:03,793 --> 00:17:05,413 Basically, I'd spent the entire evening 381 00:17:05,413 --> 00:17:07,103 talking to a cute boy named Devon. 382 00:17:07,103 --> 00:17:10,586 So later, when a David called, I didn't know who he was! 383 00:17:10,586 --> 00:17:14,137 Long story short, I figured it out. 384 00:17:14,137 --> 00:17:15,793 If you'll excuse me, I have to go to the ladies room. 385 00:17:33,931 --> 00:17:35,551 Hey, guys, um, not to be that girl again, 386 00:17:35,551 --> 00:17:36,827 but it's getting kind of weird out here. 387 00:17:36,827 --> 00:17:38,310 So can you pick up the pace? 388 00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:39,724 Over and out. 389 00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:45,413 I'm in. 390 00:17:45,413 --> 00:17:48,241 Oh, God, there's too many files.Oh, no, that's a mess. 391 00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:50,068 Considering how messy the rest of my father's life is, 392 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:51,965 I'm not at all surprised. 393 00:17:51,965 --> 00:17:54,275 I can put everything in a folder and then download 394 00:17:54,275 --> 00:17:55,620 the folder, but --But what? 395 00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:57,310 It's gonna be huge. 396 00:17:57,310 --> 00:18:00,758 Like a terabyte, which might take a while. 397 00:18:00,758 --> 00:18:02,275 Or we could just take the whole computer. 398 00:18:02,275 --> 00:18:05,724 No, we can't take anything that's not ours. 399 00:18:05,724 --> 00:18:07,655 All right, just, uh, download everything you can. 400 00:18:07,655 --> 00:18:09,068 That's -- That -- That's the best option we got. 401 00:18:09,068 --> 00:18:11,310 Okay, cool. And I'm tracking my dad's phone, 402 00:18:11,310 --> 00:18:12,689 so we'll know when he leaves the venue. 403 00:18:12,689 --> 00:18:15,896 But this transfer is gonna cut it close. 404 00:18:15,896 --> 00:18:19,344 Imma go help Hazel finish up. 405 00:18:19,344 --> 00:18:23,379 Hazel! What the hell?! You -- You haven't packed anything! 406 00:18:23,379 --> 00:18:27,000 Give me that champagne!No! It's mychampagne, 407 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,689 and I'm not gonna let that asshole enjoy it without me. 408 00:18:29,689 --> 00:18:31,896 Hazel, listen to me! 409 00:18:31,896 --> 00:18:34,517 I will get you new champagne, but right now 410 00:18:34,517 --> 00:18:38,034 I need you to pack your shit and throw it down the chute. 411 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,793 It's all my shit! 412 00:18:39,793 --> 00:18:41,620 My Sabino sconces? 413 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,103 My Minotti chaise? 414 00:18:43,103 --> 00:18:46,103 My Palais Royale mattress 415 00:18:46,103 --> 00:18:51,172 that Derek and Stella are smashing on?! 416 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:57,034 I paid $30,000 for it for our one-year anniversary! 417 00:18:57,034 --> 00:19:01,517 Oh, honey. Oh, I feel for you. I do. 418 00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:05,896 But right now we need to focus on stuff we can put in a bag. 419 00:19:11,931 --> 00:19:13,275 All right, come on. 420 00:19:13,275 --> 00:19:14,413 Oh, oh, careful.Put them in. 421 00:19:14,413 --> 00:19:16,551 That's my Adrienne Landau fur. 422 00:19:16,551 --> 00:19:18,655 I wore it on my Open Book tour. 423 00:19:18,655 --> 00:19:19,758 Do you want it? 424 00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:21,172 Well, hell, yeah! 425 00:19:21,172 --> 00:19:23,103 Then put it in the garbage! 426 00:19:23,103 --> 00:19:24,758 We have to hurry. 427 00:19:24,758 --> 00:19:27,413 Derek is not gonna stay at that party much longer. 428 00:19:27,413 --> 00:19:28,862 How much longer do we have stay here? 429 00:19:28,862 --> 00:19:32,000 We should... 430 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,413 We can go right now.Oh. Yay. 431 00:19:34,413 --> 00:19:35,827 Leaving right now. 432 00:19:45,206 --> 00:19:47,758 Mr. Potato Head and Sparkle are on the move. 433 00:19:47,758 --> 00:19:50,448 Repeat. On the move. 434 00:19:50,448 --> 00:19:51,517 Hey! 435 00:19:51,517 --> 00:19:53,034 It's okay. 436 00:19:53,034 --> 00:19:55,689 But technically, everything in that Dumpster 437 00:19:55,689 --> 00:19:57,965 and its contents belong to me. 438 00:19:57,965 --> 00:20:02,758 But anything can be had for the right price. 439 00:20:11,689 --> 00:20:13,517 Someone needs to come down and help me, okay? 440 00:20:13,517 --> 00:20:14,931 Okay, okay, okay. Go. 441 00:20:14,931 --> 00:20:16,206 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 442 00:20:16,206 --> 00:20:17,655 I can handle the rest of the bags. 443 00:20:28,344 --> 00:20:29,689 Shit! They're here! 444 00:20:29,689 --> 00:20:30,862 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 445 00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:32,793 Where are we with the files?Um, 90%. 446 00:20:32,793 --> 00:20:33,862 Okay, okay, you go. You go. 447 00:20:33,862 --> 00:20:35,034 I'll stay.Are you sure? 448 00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,551 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 449 00:20:36,551 --> 00:20:37,724 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 450 00:20:37,724 --> 00:20:40,379 I'll catch up with you later. 451 00:20:40,379 --> 00:20:43,517 Okay, Ari, get your game face on. 452 00:20:47,206 --> 00:20:48,551 Is that my fur coat? 453 00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:50,551 He wanted a hand job, Hazel, okay? 454 00:20:50,551 --> 00:20:54,172 It got very dark. You're lucky I'm still here! 455 00:20:54,172 --> 00:20:56,379 Where is Ari? We can't leave without her. 456 00:20:56,379 --> 00:20:58,275 I don't know. She said she'd catch up. 457 00:20:58,275 --> 00:21:02,241 Love it. Love it. Hey. 458 00:21:07,862 --> 00:21:10,793 We're like the brown-titty Thelma and Louise! 459 00:21:29,551 --> 00:21:31,896 Good evening. 460 00:21:31,896 --> 00:21:36,448 David and I share a home, a child, 461 00:21:36,448 --> 00:21:40,896 a philosophy that every single person, 462 00:21:40,896 --> 00:21:43,793 no matter how rich or poor, 463 00:21:43,793 --> 00:21:49,310 is entitled to the same basic rights and freedoms. 464 00:21:49,310 --> 00:21:55,620 And when those in positions of power deny us those rights, 465 00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:58,172 we must fight back. 466 00:22:00,655 --> 00:22:05,931 Not just with our words, but with our votes. 467 00:22:05,931 --> 00:22:08,689 So how do we make sure that David Montgomery 468 00:22:08,689 --> 00:22:12,137 gets the Senate seat in 2020? 469 00:22:12,137 --> 00:22:14,586 We go up to Albany, 470 00:22:14,586 --> 00:22:17,862 and we take back what's ours! 471 00:22:32,931 --> 00:22:35,724 It was so crazy! I can't believe we pulled it off! 472 00:22:35,724 --> 00:22:37,862 Yes! Get it here! 473 00:22:37,862 --> 00:22:39,310 Oh! Right? 474 00:22:39,310 --> 00:22:42,103 I mean, I'd give anything to see the look 475 00:22:42,103 --> 00:22:45,241 on Derek's face when he saw all those empty closets. 476 00:22:45,241 --> 00:22:50,379 Or Stella's when she realizes her precious jewel is gone. 477 00:22:50,379 --> 00:22:53,551 Come on, say what, now? 478 00:22:53,551 --> 00:22:55,241 Looks better on me, don't you think?! 479 00:22:56,724 --> 00:22:57,965 Hazel! 480 00:22:57,965 --> 00:22:58,965 You didn't! 481 00:22:58,965 --> 00:23:00,275 Oh, I definitely did. 482 00:23:00,275 --> 00:23:02,172 -You're such a boss. -And you know it. 483 00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:03,827 -Hazel! -Yes? 484 00:23:03,827 --> 00:23:07,172 I told you only take what's yours. 485 00:23:07,172 --> 00:23:10,000 This is actual theft. He can come after us now. 486 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,862 No. No, he can't. 487 00:23:12,862 --> 00:23:15,379 You see, I bought myself a beautiful 488 00:23:15,379 --> 00:23:17,206 yellow diamond necklace 489 00:23:17,206 --> 00:23:19,689 when my second album went triple platinum. 490 00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:23,965 Now, when I went to retrieve it, I noticed something was missing. 491 00:23:23,965 --> 00:23:27,482 Can you believe that cheap bastard gave her my diamond? 492 00:23:27,482 --> 00:23:29,034 Yes. 493 00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:30,379 We meant Derek. 494 00:23:30,379 --> 00:23:31,965 He cheap, okay? -Cheap! 495 00:23:31,965 --> 00:23:33,482 Girl, I'm so happy for you. 496 00:23:33,482 --> 00:23:36,034 That piece of shit got what he deserved. 497 00:23:36,034 --> 00:23:39,551 Thank you, ladies. Now, what's up with Gary? 498 00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:41,275 Do we need to break in to his place, or what? 499 00:23:41,275 --> 00:23:42,482 'Cause, um, I'm ready. 500 00:23:42,482 --> 00:23:44,620 No. No break-ins necessary. 501 00:23:44,620 --> 00:23:48,448 But I could definitely use your help with something else. 502 00:23:48,448 --> 00:23:50,103 Make a decision and stick to it, right? 503 00:23:55,482 --> 00:23:56,896 Keep going. Keep going. 504 00:23:56,896 --> 00:23:58,344 We got to get -- We got to do our homework. 505 00:23:58,344 --> 00:23:59,793 Homework, homework, homework first, okay? 506 00:23:59,793 --> 00:24:01,000 Love you guys. 507 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,862 I-I'm sorry, who are you? 508 00:24:03,862 --> 00:24:05,551 Who are you?I'm Gary Washington. 509 00:24:05,551 --> 00:24:06,896 And this is my house. 510 00:24:06,896 --> 00:24:09,448 Gary Washington. You've been served. 511 00:24:11,655 --> 00:24:12,965 Served? 512 00:24:14,689 --> 00:24:16,620 Who's emotional now, Gary?