1 00:00:02,645 --> 00:00:04,146 - ♪ Baby, when you tell me 2 00:00:04,246 --> 00:00:05,706 ♪ I'm the only one ♪ 3 00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:08,028 ♪ Oh, I do, yeah ♪ 4 00:00:08,128 --> 00:00:11,270 - That's Regina Crowell! 5 00:00:11,370 --> 00:00:13,271 Back in the day, we recorded a song together 6 00:00:13,371 --> 00:00:15,792 for this movie "Lavender Moon." 7 00:00:15,892 --> 00:00:19,514 The movie flopped, but the song blew up! 8 00:00:19,614 --> 00:00:21,195 Won us a Grammy. 9 00:00:21,295 --> 00:00:23,837 - A Grammy? Big up yourself! 10 00:00:23,937 --> 00:00:25,758 - [laughs] 11 00:00:25,858 --> 00:00:28,279 Yeah, all kinds of shit started coming our way 12 00:00:28,379 --> 00:00:31,601 but Regina wasn't having any of it, picky bitch. 13 00:00:31,701 --> 00:00:33,082 [sighs] 14 00:00:33,182 --> 00:00:36,604 I just had to walk away. Haven't seen her in years. 15 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:39,806 - ♪ Ooh ♪ 16 00:00:39,906 --> 00:00:42,607 ♪ I do, I do ♪ 17 00:00:42,707 --> 00:00:45,689 ♪ I do ♪ 18 00:00:45,789 --> 00:00:48,731 [cheers and applause] 19 00:00:48,831 --> 00:00:49,811 - Thank you. 20 00:00:49,911 --> 00:00:51,252 Thank you all for coming out. 21 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:54,054 Give it up for Gary on guitar. 22 00:00:54,154 --> 00:00:56,015 - Go over there. 23 00:00:56,115 --> 00:00:58,576 No doubt, she'll be glad to see you. 24 00:00:58,676 --> 00:01:03,499 - I dunno about all that, but she's here. 25 00:01:03,599 --> 00:01:05,060 So why not? 26 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:07,061 - Hey. [chuckles] 27 00:01:07,161 --> 00:01:09,823 [Squash's "Ohh Lala La" playing] 28 00:01:09,923 --> 00:01:12,864 - Regina Crowell. 29 00:01:12,964 --> 00:01:15,186 I would know that voice anywhere. 30 00:01:15,286 --> 00:01:19,028 - Hazel Rachelle. Didn't expect to see you here. 31 00:01:19,128 --> 00:01:20,429 And your son brought you? 32 00:01:20,529 --> 00:01:22,270 - [laughs] 33 00:01:22,370 --> 00:01:25,912 This is Nigel. He's my fiancé. 34 00:01:26,012 --> 00:01:28,913 - It's an honor. 35 00:01:29,013 --> 00:01:33,636 You know, I'm going to say bye to my cousin. 36 00:01:33,736 --> 00:01:36,478 But soon, call me. Nice to meet you, Regina. 37 00:01:36,578 --> 00:01:39,799 - Nice to meet you too, Junior. 38 00:01:39,899 --> 00:01:41,240 - [sighs] 39 00:01:41,340 --> 00:01:44,362 Even with these tragic acoustics, 40 00:01:44,462 --> 00:01:48,284 your voice still sends a chill down my spine. 41 00:01:48,384 --> 00:01:50,846 - Lucky for you, you have him to keep you warm. 42 00:01:50,946 --> 00:01:52,967 - [laughs] 43 00:01:53,067 --> 00:01:54,528 - Well, nice seeing you. 44 00:01:54,628 --> 00:01:57,690 - Oh, wait! I--it's been a minute. 45 00:01:57,790 --> 00:01:59,691 Um, what have you been up to? 46 00:01:59,791 --> 00:02:01,932 - A gig here and there for fun. 47 00:02:02,032 --> 00:02:04,173 Don't have much time to take it too seriously. 48 00:02:04,273 --> 00:02:05,214 I've been pretty busy. 49 00:02:05,314 --> 00:02:07,535 - Oh, yeah? With what? 50 00:02:07,635 --> 00:02:08,896 - Can we not do this? 51 00:02:08,996 --> 00:02:10,257 - Not do what? 52 00:02:10,357 --> 00:02:12,818 - Pretend to be happy to see each other. 53 00:02:12,918 --> 00:02:16,220 Walking away from you was the smartest thing I've ever done. 54 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:19,942 - [scoffs] That's funny. 55 00:02:20,042 --> 00:02:22,343 I always thought I walked away from you. 56 00:02:22,443 --> 00:02:24,305 Ran, actually. 57 00:02:24,405 --> 00:02:27,066 You were just so impossible to work with. 58 00:02:27,166 --> 00:02:29,948 - Bullshit. Once we got that Grammy, 59 00:02:30,048 --> 00:02:31,629 you only thought about yourself. 60 00:02:31,729 --> 00:02:33,910 And you took every opportunity with you. 61 00:02:34,010 --> 00:02:37,232 - Oh, my God. Always the victim. 62 00:02:37,332 --> 00:02:39,873 Refusing to listen to anyone. 63 00:02:39,973 --> 00:02:42,715 You could have had the same career as me, Boo-boo. 64 00:02:42,815 --> 00:02:45,677 - But I couldn't be a kiss-ass sellout like you. 65 00:02:45,777 --> 00:02:48,318 - If listening to other knowledgeable people 66 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:52,801 is selling out, then okay. I did. 67 00:02:52,901 --> 00:02:55,242 Because that's how you build a career. 68 00:02:55,342 --> 00:03:00,205 But I guess your way works for you. 69 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:03,487 So congratulations. This is awesome. 70 00:03:03,587 --> 00:03:07,529 - Still the same old Hazel. 71 00:03:07,629 --> 00:03:09,810 Thinking you know what's best for everybody. 72 00:03:09,910 --> 00:03:14,453 Only now, instead of $60 shoes, yours cost $600. 73 00:03:14,553 --> 00:03:16,534 - [laughs] - How much was the child bride? 74 00:03:16,634 --> 00:03:19,456 - ♪ Miss, miss me with the bull ♪ 75 00:03:19,556 --> 00:03:21,557 ♪ Miss, miss me with the bull ♪ 76 00:03:22,837 --> 00:03:24,138 - More coffee, Gary? 77 00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:25,339 - No, I'm good. Thank you very much. 78 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:27,340 I'm gonna jump on those lunches, though. 79 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:28,581 - Already done, señor. 80 00:03:28,681 --> 00:03:30,342 Turkey sandwich for Ollie, 81 00:03:30,442 --> 00:03:31,742 peanut butter and banana for Imani. 82 00:03:31,842 --> 00:03:33,183 - Yes! Yummy! 83 00:03:33,283 --> 00:03:36,265 - Smells so good. Good morning, chicken nuggets. 84 00:03:36,365 --> 00:03:37,826 both: Good morning, Mommy. 85 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:39,867 - Buenos dias. Can I get you something, Bree? 86 00:03:39,967 --> 00:03:42,028 Waffles, eggs, yogurt parfait? 87 00:03:42,128 --> 00:03:44,310 [lively music] 88 00:03:44,410 --> 00:03:46,751 ♪ ♪ 89 00:03:46,851 --> 00:03:49,793 [music stops] 90 00:03:49,893 --> 00:03:52,794 [music starts] 91 00:03:52,894 --> 00:03:54,715 - Look, Mommy! I told Jesús 92 00:03:54,815 --> 00:03:56,316 this was my favorite shirt, and look! 93 00:03:56,416 --> 00:03:57,597 He got the stain out! 94 00:03:57,697 --> 00:03:59,358 - That is amazing! 95 00:03:59,458 --> 00:04:00,639 - It was a lot of work, 96 00:04:00,739 --> 00:04:02,480 but I never quit until I get the job done. 97 00:04:02,580 --> 00:04:04,161 - [laughs softly] 98 00:04:04,261 --> 00:04:05,802 - ♪ Oh, he's so handsome ♪ 99 00:04:05,902 --> 00:04:08,603 - [groaning] 100 00:04:08,703 --> 00:04:10,364 Well, we better get coming. Going! 101 00:04:10,464 --> 00:04:12,445 We'd better get going. Let's go, chop, chop. 102 00:04:12,545 --> 00:04:13,886 - C'mon, guys. It's time to go. 103 00:04:13,986 --> 00:04:15,487 - Have a great day. Enjoy your lunch, I love you. 104 00:04:15,587 --> 00:04:17,168 - Bye, Dad. I love you. - Ollie. 105 00:04:17,268 --> 00:04:19,569 Here we go. 106 00:04:19,669 --> 00:04:21,490 And thank you very much, Jesús. - De nada. 107 00:04:21,590 --> 00:04:22,971 - We're gonna be late. - Outta my way. 108 00:04:23,071 --> 00:04:24,252 - Okay. [clears throat] 109 00:04:24,352 --> 00:04:27,174 - So, uh, about Jesús. 110 00:04:27,274 --> 00:04:29,055 - You're right, he's a mistake. We should not have hired him. 111 00:04:29,155 --> 00:04:30,335 We should let him go. 112 00:04:30,435 --> 00:04:31,776 I mean, he's spoiling our children. 113 00:04:31,876 --> 00:04:33,857 - Actually, what I was gonna say was you were right. 114 00:04:33,957 --> 00:04:35,698 And I wish we had found him a long time ago. 115 00:04:35,798 --> 00:04:37,379 Let's do it, babe. Let's make him permanent. 116 00:04:37,479 --> 00:04:38,540 - You know, let's put a pin in it, 117 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:39,941 because I'm gonna be late. 118 00:04:40,041 --> 00:04:41,402 And don't forget we have that cocktail party tonight 119 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:42,863 for the hospital board. All right? 120 00:04:42,963 --> 00:04:44,624 Speaking of which, I'm trying to find my dress 121 00:04:44,724 --> 00:04:46,745 that I need to steam. I have no idea where it is. 122 00:04:46,845 --> 00:04:49,066 - Yeah? Oh! 123 00:04:49,166 --> 00:04:53,028 Jesús took care of it. Ain't he the man? 124 00:04:53,128 --> 00:04:57,631 - Yeah, mm-hmm. He the man. 125 00:04:57,731 --> 00:05:00,572 Yeah, he is a man. 126 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:05,235 - The blue. Definitely. 127 00:05:05,335 --> 00:05:09,157 Classic, sophisticated, understated, sexy. 128 00:05:09,257 --> 00:05:11,519 That print is just-- it's trying too hard. 129 00:05:11,619 --> 00:05:12,839 - Are you sure? 130 00:05:12,939 --> 00:05:14,720 It's my first Facebook Live event. 131 00:05:14,820 --> 00:05:17,282 - The blue. Trust me. 132 00:05:17,382 --> 00:05:19,923 - All right. Vanessa? 133 00:05:20,023 --> 00:05:22,005 - Oh, the print. Absolutely. 134 00:05:22,105 --> 00:05:24,966 More stylish, cool. 135 00:05:25,066 --> 00:05:26,647 Oh, hey, Ari! 136 00:05:26,747 --> 00:05:28,008 - Hey, Vanessa. 137 00:05:28,108 --> 00:05:29,769 Look, you two have fun at the event, okay? 138 00:05:29,869 --> 00:05:31,810 I gotta head to work. 139 00:05:31,910 --> 00:05:33,211 - Can't wait till you're here, babe. 140 00:05:33,311 --> 00:05:34,251 Love you. 141 00:05:34,351 --> 00:05:37,013 - Love you too, Senator. 142 00:05:37,113 --> 00:05:38,934 - [laughs] - Now go kill it. 143 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:40,895 Bye. 144 00:05:40,995 --> 00:05:43,417 - Oh, you are gonna kill it. - I hope so. 145 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:44,617 [laughs] 146 00:05:44,717 --> 00:05:46,378 - We are one phone call away 147 00:05:46,478 --> 00:05:48,499 from FAI demanding their advance back. 148 00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:50,020 You need to find an artist, or we'll both be out of a job 149 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:52,182 and Curtis does not do poverty. 150 00:05:52,282 --> 00:05:53,822 - Well, neither does Hazel. 151 00:05:53,922 --> 00:05:57,425 But how many ways can I say, "I'm looking"? 152 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:59,466 - What about your friend Regina? 153 00:05:59,566 --> 00:06:00,826 - Regina? [scoffs] 154 00:06:00,926 --> 00:06:02,307 Hell, no. 155 00:06:02,407 --> 00:06:04,348 She's just a painful memory 156 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:06,189 with a great set of pipes. 157 00:06:06,289 --> 00:06:08,151 - Wait, are we talking "Lavender Moon" Regina? 158 00:06:08,251 --> 00:06:09,551 Regina Crowell? 159 00:06:09,651 --> 00:06:11,953 - Mm-hmm. We saw her last night. 160 00:06:12,053 --> 00:06:13,353 - By accident. 161 00:06:13,453 --> 00:06:16,555 And we're not friends anymore. Or ever. 162 00:06:16,655 --> 00:06:17,956 - What does that matter? 163 00:06:18,056 --> 00:06:20,638 It's not about friendship. It's about business. 164 00:06:20,738 --> 00:06:22,719 We've listened to so many artists. 165 00:06:22,819 --> 00:06:25,360 That's the first one I've heard you say anything nice about. 166 00:06:25,460 --> 00:06:27,241 - [sighs] Okay, I made a mistake. 167 00:06:27,341 --> 00:06:29,342 I must be slipping. 168 00:06:31,504 --> 00:06:34,285 [sighs] Okay. 169 00:06:34,385 --> 00:06:38,007 I admit the woman can sing. Really sing. 170 00:06:38,107 --> 00:06:41,930 And any label would be lucky to have her, except mine. 171 00:06:42,030 --> 00:06:44,611 - [sighs] Look, you have to take a chance on someone. 172 00:06:44,711 --> 00:06:46,172 We're running out of time. 173 00:06:46,272 --> 00:06:47,853 - No. 174 00:06:47,953 --> 00:06:49,974 If you could've seen the way that bitch blew me off. 175 00:06:50,074 --> 00:06:51,415 [scoffs] 176 00:06:51,515 --> 00:06:53,456 - So you had a bad history. So what? 177 00:06:53,556 --> 00:06:54,817 If Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey 178 00:06:54,917 --> 00:06:56,918 can bury the hatchet, so can you. 179 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:00,180 - I'll think about it. - Mm-hmm. 180 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:01,701 - I have arrived! 181 00:07:01,801 --> 00:07:04,262 - Oh, yay, Tony! 182 00:07:04,362 --> 00:07:06,463 - Oh, great. Your wedding planner's here. 183 00:07:06,563 --> 00:07:08,184 The perfect way to distract from financial ruin: 184 00:07:08,284 --> 00:07:09,585 spend more money. 185 00:07:09,685 --> 00:07:11,666 - I was thinking the exact same thing. 186 00:07:11,766 --> 00:07:13,587 Yay, team. 187 00:07:13,687 --> 00:07:16,389 A latte, two Splendas. Thanks, dear. 188 00:07:16,489 --> 00:07:18,470 - The insults to my character. 189 00:07:18,570 --> 00:07:22,833 - Darling, ah! My blushing bride! 190 00:07:22,933 --> 00:07:24,393 But if I was getting a piece of that, 191 00:07:24,493 --> 00:07:26,435 I would be blushing too. 192 00:07:26,535 --> 00:07:30,237 - Uh-uh, sorry Tony. I'm taken. 193 00:07:30,337 --> 00:07:32,078 [blowing kisses] 194 00:07:32,178 --> 00:07:34,799 - Oh, my God, stop it, you two. We have so much to discuss. 195 00:07:34,899 --> 00:07:38,481 Venues, dress designers, but first things first. 196 00:07:38,581 --> 00:07:40,162 What are we doing for the bridesmaid proposal? 197 00:07:40,262 --> 00:07:41,443 I brought a bunch of samples. 198 00:07:41,543 --> 00:07:43,084 Unless you already have all that planned. 199 00:07:43,184 --> 00:07:45,806 - Uh, proposals? 200 00:07:45,906 --> 00:07:47,847 Uh, what the hell are you talking about? 201 00:07:47,947 --> 00:07:51,209 - Oh, my young bride. You have so much to learn. 202 00:07:51,309 --> 00:07:53,770 Thank God you have me. 203 00:07:53,870 --> 00:07:55,451 - Ooh! [giggles] 204 00:07:55,551 --> 00:07:57,732 - What we have seen time and time again, 205 00:07:57,832 --> 00:07:59,733 despite promises to the contrary, 206 00:07:59,833 --> 00:08:01,855 is low-income housing being torn down 207 00:08:01,955 --> 00:08:04,256 and turned into high-cost apartments and condos 208 00:08:04,356 --> 00:08:05,897 with absolutely no plan 209 00:08:05,997 --> 00:08:07,077 for serving our vulnerable communities. 210 00:08:07,157 --> 00:08:08,738 - My husband, the Senator. 211 00:08:08,838 --> 00:08:10,219 Would you look at him? 212 00:08:10,319 --> 00:08:12,461 God, he's doing incredible. 213 00:08:12,561 --> 00:08:14,422 - When does gentrification 214 00:08:14,522 --> 00:08:16,263 start to feel more like genocide? 215 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:18,464 - I like that shirt. He looks cute. 216 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:21,265 - Ugh, girl, I don't. 217 00:08:21,365 --> 00:08:22,826 He looks like a millennial. 218 00:08:22,926 --> 00:08:24,627 I told him to wear the blue. 219 00:08:24,727 --> 00:08:26,268 - Mm, I don't know, Aria. 220 00:08:26,368 --> 00:08:29,910 I think the people have spoken, and they like it. 221 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:34,193 - Mm, "You are sexy as fuck." "How married are you?" 222 00:08:34,293 --> 00:08:37,555 - He's talking about low-income housing. 223 00:08:37,655 --> 00:08:39,396 How is that sexy? 224 00:08:39,496 --> 00:08:42,758 - I don't think they care what he's talking about 225 00:08:42,858 --> 00:08:44,599 as long as he keeps on talking. 226 00:08:44,699 --> 00:08:46,520 Someone's just asking if he's into threesomes. 227 00:08:46,620 --> 00:08:48,121 Are you into threesomes? 228 00:08:48,221 --> 00:08:49,561 - Okay, I'm shutting this shit off. 229 00:08:49,661 --> 00:08:51,322 [device beeps] 230 00:08:51,422 --> 00:08:54,484 So, how's Maxine? 231 00:08:54,584 --> 00:08:57,086 - That girls' crazier than a fish with tits. 232 00:08:57,186 --> 00:08:58,286 [laughs] - Jayla! 233 00:08:58,386 --> 00:09:00,387 - The fish just swam in. I gotta go. 234 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,489 Hi, Maxine. You okay? 235 00:09:03,589 --> 00:09:06,051 - [sighs] I need your help. 236 00:09:06,151 --> 00:09:09,333 Brian's girlfriend Waffle Ho keeps posting pictures 237 00:09:09,433 --> 00:09:12,134 of my kids on her Facebook page and I am sick of it. 238 00:09:12,234 --> 00:09:15,016 I need this shit to cease and desist right now. 239 00:09:15,116 --> 00:09:16,537 - Can't. That's legal. 240 00:09:16,637 --> 00:09:18,378 And you're supposed to be keeping a low profile 241 00:09:18,478 --> 00:09:20,619 after that TMZ interview? 242 00:09:20,719 --> 00:09:22,420 Remember, we are making the case 243 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:25,061 that you're the responsible parent here. 244 00:09:25,161 --> 00:09:26,742 You're making this difficult. 245 00:09:26,842 --> 00:09:28,743 - What, someone puts a camera in my face, I'm not gonna talk? 246 00:09:28,843 --> 00:09:31,105 - Stop--everything you do is gonna be scrutinized. 247 00:09:31,205 --> 00:09:32,866 If you don't like the pictures on Facebook, 248 00:09:32,966 --> 00:09:34,227 then don't look at the Facebook page. 249 00:09:34,327 --> 00:09:36,708 They're doing that to get under your skin. 250 00:09:36,808 --> 00:09:39,590 To egg you on. Don't take the bait. 251 00:09:39,690 --> 00:09:41,591 - Okay. 252 00:09:41,691 --> 00:09:43,272 You're probably right. I should get back to work. 253 00:09:43,372 --> 00:09:45,673 - There you go. 254 00:09:45,773 --> 00:09:47,914 - At the company that I founded. 255 00:09:48,014 --> 00:09:50,916 That my ex doesn't deserve a paper clip from. 256 00:09:51,016 --> 00:09:52,797 - Yeah, okay. 257 00:09:52,897 --> 00:09:55,479 And remember, rise above. When they go low... 258 00:09:55,579 --> 00:09:58,760 - We stab them in the throat and watch them bleed out. 259 00:09:58,860 --> 00:10:00,721 What, isn't that what Michelle Obama said? 260 00:10:00,821 --> 00:10:03,163 - No, that's not-- - Google it. 261 00:10:03,263 --> 00:10:05,284 - Oh, okay. - Bye. 262 00:10:05,384 --> 00:10:06,765 - [sighs] 263 00:10:06,865 --> 00:10:08,246 [laughs] 264 00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:11,768 "My milkshake brings all my boys to the yard." 265 00:10:11,868 --> 00:10:12,928 "He is bootylicious." 266 00:10:13,028 --> 00:10:15,430 "Can I lick you?" Mmm, spicy. 267 00:10:20,232 --> 00:10:22,053 - Welcome to the Organic Space. 268 00:10:22,153 --> 00:10:23,174 Can I take your order? 269 00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:24,415 - I'd like to have a slice 270 00:10:24,515 --> 00:10:27,417 of vegan humble pie. 271 00:10:27,517 --> 00:10:30,178 And a Coke. 272 00:10:30,278 --> 00:10:32,379 - We don't serve Coke. 273 00:10:32,479 --> 00:10:36,181 Not once in 20 years, and now twice in a week? 274 00:10:36,281 --> 00:10:39,063 What have I done to reap this karma? 275 00:10:39,163 --> 00:10:41,184 - Nigel's cousin told me where you worked, 276 00:10:41,284 --> 00:10:46,067 so I came to... 277 00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:48,869 [clears throat] apologize. 278 00:10:48,969 --> 00:10:50,550 - For which offense? 279 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:54,472 I have a list, and I wanna make sure to check the right one. 280 00:10:54,572 --> 00:10:59,354 - I may have come across too strong the other night. 281 00:10:59,454 --> 00:11:02,796 I was just so shocked to see you singing in that dump. 282 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:05,878 - If you insult someone while apologizing, 283 00:11:05,978 --> 00:11:07,919 it doesn't really count. 284 00:11:08,019 --> 00:11:10,041 - Uh, no. Regina. 285 00:11:10,141 --> 00:11:13,282 Reeg, Reg, Regina? 286 00:11:13,382 --> 00:11:16,444 Um, look. 287 00:11:16,544 --> 00:11:19,406 You've got more talent in your baby toe 288 00:11:19,506 --> 00:11:21,127 than half the bitches out there. 289 00:11:21,227 --> 00:11:23,768 I've got my own record label now. 290 00:11:23,868 --> 00:11:26,330 - Oh! Good for you. 291 00:11:26,430 --> 00:11:30,692 You always did like telling everybody what to do. 292 00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:33,574 - It's called Ladies First, 293 00:11:33,674 --> 00:11:36,215 which-- uh, you kind of qualify for. 294 00:11:36,315 --> 00:11:38,016 [laughs] 295 00:11:38,116 --> 00:11:40,298 Why don't you come in, and we can talk about 296 00:11:40,398 --> 00:11:42,139 doing something together? 297 00:11:42,239 --> 00:11:44,740 - Oh, so now you wanna help me? 298 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:46,941 - I'd be helping me out too. 299 00:11:47,041 --> 00:11:49,903 Your voice deserves to be heard. 300 00:11:50,003 --> 00:11:52,024 Why don't you let me put it out there? 301 00:11:52,124 --> 00:11:54,345 - I got a feeling 302 00:11:54,445 --> 00:11:57,947 that if I were to throw the I Ching sticks, 303 00:11:58,047 --> 00:12:00,189 I would divine that your company 304 00:12:00,289 --> 00:12:02,030 is in some serious trouble 305 00:12:02,130 --> 00:12:06,152 for you to be sniffing around me. 306 00:12:06,252 --> 00:12:10,354 - Well, I hate to break it to your "I-Chi" whatever, 307 00:12:10,454 --> 00:12:13,116 but my company is doing just fine. 308 00:12:13,216 --> 00:12:15,157 Actually, great. 309 00:12:15,257 --> 00:12:16,918 - You know how I know you're lying? 310 00:12:17,018 --> 00:12:18,519 Your mouth is moving. 311 00:12:18,619 --> 00:12:20,680 - [scoffs] Fine. 312 00:12:20,780 --> 00:12:22,882 If you want to spend your life 313 00:12:22,982 --> 00:12:27,204 working at a "can't even get a damn Coke" diner 314 00:12:27,304 --> 00:12:29,965 and singing on a roof, then you go right ahead. 315 00:12:30,065 --> 00:12:33,207 I'm done trying. 316 00:12:33,307 --> 00:12:35,609 Stay miserable. 317 00:12:35,709 --> 00:12:39,691 And I'm not leaving you a damn tip. 318 00:12:39,791 --> 00:12:41,892 Look like something dogs piss on. 319 00:12:41,992 --> 00:12:43,733 Y'all are out here eating this. 320 00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:46,655 - Namaste, bitch. 321 00:12:46,755 --> 00:12:48,376 - You guys want anything else? 322 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:51,738 - Babe, I never even dreamed it would go so well. 323 00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:54,539 And the upside is, I was at 1,000 followers this morning, 324 00:12:54,639 --> 00:12:57,421 now I'm at 9.7. 325 00:12:57,521 --> 00:12:59,382 - 9.8! - 9-- 326 00:12:59,482 --> 00:13:00,503 Wait, what? 9.8? 327 00:13:00,603 --> 00:13:02,864 9.8k. 328 00:13:02,964 --> 00:13:05,786 We're gonna pop champagne in the office when we hit 10. 329 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:10,028 - Oh, I mean, I remember when you hated follower counts. 330 00:13:10,128 --> 00:13:11,589 - I know, I know. 331 00:13:11,689 --> 00:13:14,951 But I'll admit it's nice to see the excitement. 332 00:13:15,051 --> 00:13:16,832 Ugh, can't wait until you get here. 333 00:13:16,932 --> 00:13:18,513 Oh, my external hard drive 334 00:13:18,613 --> 00:13:19,834 sent you the flight info, right? 335 00:13:19,934 --> 00:13:21,875 - Uh, your external hard drive? 336 00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:24,236 - Uh, sorry. Inside joke. 337 00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:26,357 They call Vanessa my external hard drive 338 00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:28,719 because she remembers everything I can't. 339 00:13:28,819 --> 00:13:31,880 - Ha, ha, ha, ha. So fun. 340 00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:33,641 - 10,000! 341 00:13:33,741 --> 00:13:36,763 - 10,000? We--babe, we hit 10,000. 342 00:13:36,863 --> 00:13:38,564 [laughs] 343 00:13:38,664 --> 00:13:39,965 I told you we would do it. 344 00:13:40,065 --> 00:13:42,566 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 345 00:13:42,666 --> 00:13:44,367 - [laughs] Whoo! 346 00:13:44,467 --> 00:13:45,488 [champagne cork pops] 347 00:13:45,588 --> 00:13:49,410 - [laughing] 348 00:13:49,510 --> 00:13:51,732 Thank you. 349 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,252 - It looks so good. - Okay, did you rent out 350 00:13:53,352 --> 00:13:57,015 the whole restaurant for us 'cause this is fancy. 351 00:13:57,115 --> 00:13:59,616 - What, I can't take my girls and Jayla 352 00:13:59,716 --> 00:14:03,778 to an elegant high tea every once in a while? 353 00:14:03,878 --> 00:14:05,619 - Yes, you could, but you don't. 354 00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:09,141 - Yeah, you've literally never done this before, Hazel. 355 00:14:09,241 --> 00:14:11,623 But thank you for the invite. It's really nice. 356 00:14:11,723 --> 00:14:13,784 - And Ari will be excited to celebrate when she gets here. 357 00:14:13,884 --> 00:14:18,146 - Which is why you're in charge of opening her gifts. 358 00:14:18,246 --> 00:14:19,587 - What? - No. 359 00:14:19,687 --> 00:14:21,268 - Oops. - Thanks. 360 00:14:21,368 --> 00:14:24,550 - And Versace, I need you to snap some pics for Insta. 361 00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:26,671 Just to make her jealous. 362 00:14:26,771 --> 00:14:28,912 - Got it. Pics to induce jealousy. 363 00:14:29,012 --> 00:14:30,193 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 364 00:14:30,293 --> 00:14:32,114 - Oh, it says my name. - Yes. 365 00:14:32,214 --> 00:14:34,396 - It says Bree. - Ari. 366 00:14:34,496 --> 00:14:35,796 - Okay, this isn't, like, 367 00:14:35,896 --> 00:14:38,518 some sort of murder mystery tea thing, is it? 368 00:14:38,618 --> 00:14:40,799 Because I have a hospital function that I can't die for. 369 00:14:40,899 --> 00:14:41,920 - What are we supposed to do with this? 370 00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:44,021 - Put them together, duh. 371 00:14:45,182 --> 00:14:47,443 - But it doesn't fit. 372 00:14:47,543 --> 00:14:48,403 - Here we go. - Okay. 373 00:14:48,503 --> 00:14:49,804 - Here we go. 374 00:14:49,904 --> 00:14:51,165 - Okay. - Ah! 375 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,606 - All right, bingo. What do I win? 376 00:14:53,706 --> 00:14:55,007 What do I win? 377 00:14:55,107 --> 00:14:56,928 - Read it. 378 00:14:57,028 --> 00:14:58,969 - "Will you be my maid of honor?" 379 00:14:59,069 --> 00:15:02,131 - Oh, that's so cute! - Wait, okay, okay. 380 00:15:02,231 --> 00:15:03,292 I haven't put mine together yet. 381 00:15:03,392 --> 00:15:04,352 Let me read them when I put it together. 382 00:15:04,432 --> 00:15:05,453 - [scoffs] 383 00:15:05,553 --> 00:15:07,574 It says the same thing, genius. 384 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:08,935 - Wait, we're all maids of honor? 385 00:15:09,035 --> 00:15:11,056 Oh, that's adorable. Oh, my God. 386 00:15:11,156 --> 00:15:13,257 I say, "Yes!" Give me hugs. 387 00:15:13,357 --> 00:15:14,618 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 388 00:15:14,718 --> 00:15:16,299 There's more. [laughs] 389 00:15:16,399 --> 00:15:18,460 - Oh, there's more? Whoa, okay. 390 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:19,501 [laughter] 391 00:15:19,601 --> 00:15:21,022 - Thank you. - Ooh! 392 00:15:21,122 --> 00:15:23,103 - Thank you very much. - Oh, wow. It's heavy. 393 00:15:23,203 --> 00:15:24,584 - Oh, hold up. Wait, wait. 394 00:15:24,684 --> 00:15:26,345 I need to record this. 395 00:15:26,445 --> 00:15:30,067 Tony says we're gonna need this for the video wedding album. 396 00:15:30,167 --> 00:15:32,548 Oh wait, why's the bride doing this? 397 00:15:32,648 --> 00:15:33,829 I have bridesmaids. You do it. 398 00:15:33,929 --> 00:15:35,470 - Oh. Okay. 399 00:15:35,570 --> 00:15:39,832 - Whoa! "Bridal Party Bitches"! 400 00:15:39,932 --> 00:15:42,354 Yay, you're getting married! 401 00:15:42,454 --> 00:15:45,195 - Oh, yes! Ari's gonna love this. 402 00:15:45,295 --> 00:15:47,237 - Matron of honor. 403 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,358 Oh, look, I'm also a matron of honor. 404 00:15:49,458 --> 00:15:50,759 - Mm-hm. 405 00:15:50,859 --> 00:15:51,879 - Did you know this had my name on it? 406 00:15:51,979 --> 00:15:54,441 - Oh, my gosh. So cute. 407 00:15:54,541 --> 00:15:56,082 - What is this for? 408 00:15:56,182 --> 00:15:57,883 - Those are the shoes you leave on, with nothing else. 409 00:15:57,983 --> 00:16:01,044 - Oh, this is-- - I think I have one too! 410 00:16:01,144 --> 00:16:04,006 - What-- where they going in this? 411 00:16:04,106 --> 00:16:06,607 - Oh, wow. - Where's the rest of it? 412 00:16:06,707 --> 00:16:08,649 - Tony must have guessed the sizes. 413 00:16:08,749 --> 00:16:10,049 - Oh, no. This is my size. 414 00:16:10,149 --> 00:16:11,930 - Oh, really? - Sure. 415 00:16:12,030 --> 00:16:14,252 - I didn't really know bridesmaid proposals 416 00:16:14,352 --> 00:16:15,813 were a thing until Tony schooled me. 417 00:16:15,913 --> 00:16:17,854 - Tony Cataldo? - Mm-hmm. 418 00:16:17,954 --> 00:16:20,215 - The wedding planner? He is pretty expensive. 419 00:16:20,315 --> 00:16:21,776 I mean, that can't be cheap. 420 00:16:21,876 --> 00:16:23,097 - No, it is not cheap. 421 00:16:23,197 --> 00:16:24,698 Especially with these fancy-ass gift bags? 422 00:16:24,798 --> 00:16:26,058 Girl, you are doing it. 423 00:16:26,158 --> 00:16:27,659 - Well, it's like Tony says. 424 00:16:27,759 --> 00:16:30,181 You only get married once. At a time. 425 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,462 - Well, Ladies First must be raking in the green. 426 00:16:32,562 --> 00:16:35,504 - Not yet, but it will be. [laughs] 427 00:16:35,604 --> 00:16:37,985 - Oh, well, you know what? I'm okay, thank you. 428 00:16:38,085 --> 00:16:39,666 I have to try to stay sober enough 429 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,547 to suck up to a room full of board members. 430 00:16:41,647 --> 00:16:42,788 - Well, if you drink up, 431 00:16:42,888 --> 00:16:45,309 you'll tell your husband about Jesús. 432 00:16:45,409 --> 00:16:47,591 - Wow, what are you, my couples therapist? 433 00:16:47,691 --> 00:16:49,432 I'm gonna tell him when the time is right. 434 00:16:49,532 --> 00:16:51,993 And when Jesús stops making all that slammin' arroz con pollo. 435 00:16:52,093 --> 00:16:53,834 His chicken is never dry. 436 00:16:53,934 --> 00:16:56,756 - But you're gonna have to tell Gary sooner than later. 437 00:16:56,856 --> 00:16:58,757 - Okay. [laughs] 438 00:16:58,857 --> 00:17:02,679 Now that that's settled, let's get back to Hazel. 439 00:17:02,779 --> 00:17:05,321 You know, the one who's getting married? 440 00:17:05,421 --> 00:17:07,562 The one who gave you all those great gifts? 441 00:17:07,662 --> 00:17:11,844 And the one you ingrates haven't bothered to toast yet? 442 00:17:11,944 --> 00:17:15,326 - [laughs] To Hazel, our blushing bride. 443 00:17:15,426 --> 00:17:17,167 - For me. [giggles] 444 00:17:17,267 --> 00:17:19,048 Best bridal bitches ever! 445 00:17:19,148 --> 00:17:21,410 all: Yay! - Congratulations! 446 00:17:21,510 --> 00:17:23,531 - Thank you! I'm so happy! 447 00:17:27,793 --> 00:17:30,215 - ♪ Like a few trees and a light breeze ♪ 448 00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:31,735 - Yeah. 449 00:17:31,835 --> 00:17:34,097 - You know, it takes such a great level of commitment 450 00:17:34,197 --> 00:17:35,618 to be a surgeon, 451 00:17:35,718 --> 00:17:38,059 I marvel at anybody willing to take on 452 00:17:38,159 --> 00:17:41,701 any added responsibility, like Chief of Surgery. 453 00:17:41,801 --> 00:17:44,823 - It's a lot, but, um, I think I might be up for the task. 454 00:17:44,923 --> 00:17:47,064 - [laughs] My wife's so modest, isn't she? 455 00:17:47,164 --> 00:17:48,985 She's definitely up for the task. 456 00:17:49,085 --> 00:17:51,266 And not only is she an amazing surgeon, 457 00:17:51,366 --> 00:17:54,068 but she's also very active in all of our kids' activities. 458 00:17:54,168 --> 00:17:56,749 Trust me when I say this woman knows all about hard work. 459 00:17:56,849 --> 00:17:58,671 - Oh. - I'm sure she does. 460 00:17:58,771 --> 00:18:00,712 Good luck, dear. - Thank you. 461 00:18:00,812 --> 00:18:02,233 - Nice meeting you. I love that brooch. 462 00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:04,274 - You too. Yeah. 463 00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:05,795 They look like they still do it. 464 00:18:05,895 --> 00:18:07,275 They got good hips and everything. 465 00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:08,836 - Yeah, I liked them. - Really? 466 00:18:08,936 --> 00:18:10,437 They remind me of a couple in "Get Out." 467 00:18:10,537 --> 00:18:11,558 - [laughs] - I don't know. 468 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,199 - You stop it. - Look. 469 00:18:13,299 --> 00:18:14,519 - Mm. - I don't know how much 470 00:18:14,619 --> 00:18:16,040 you're making for all this good PR, 471 00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:18,041 but you're gonna get a raise. 472 00:18:18,141 --> 00:18:19,722 - Oh, no, no, no. This isn't PR, baby. 473 00:18:19,822 --> 00:18:21,323 I'm telling the truth. 474 00:18:21,423 --> 00:18:24,765 - Aww, thank you, babe. I just love that you're here. 475 00:18:24,865 --> 00:18:26,166 - I'm glad to be. 476 00:18:26,266 --> 00:18:27,307 It just really feels good to be out of the house. 477 00:18:27,387 --> 00:18:28,727 Thanks to Jesús. 478 00:18:28,827 --> 00:18:30,769 Which reminds me, I gotta call the agency 479 00:18:30,869 --> 00:18:32,009 and let them know that we wanna make-- 480 00:18:32,109 --> 00:18:33,030 - Let's just put a pin in that right now. 481 00:18:33,110 --> 00:18:34,571 - It'll be quick. It'll be quick. 482 00:18:34,671 --> 00:18:35,911 I just wanna pull the trigger so we don't lose him. 483 00:18:35,992 --> 00:18:37,132 - Hi--can we just talk about that later? 484 00:18:37,232 --> 00:18:38,933 - The contract expires at midnight tonight. 485 00:18:39,033 --> 00:18:41,695 - So let's talk about it tomorrow. 486 00:18:41,795 --> 00:18:43,336 - What is there to talk about? And I don't understand. 487 00:18:43,436 --> 00:18:44,656 Why are you not jumping on this? 488 00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:46,377 I mean, this dude is amazing, right? 489 00:18:46,477 --> 00:18:47,898 The kids, they love him. 490 00:18:47,998 --> 00:18:50,220 You even said his arroz con pollo goes hard. 491 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:52,341 And it does go hard. I mean, what's the problem? 492 00:18:52,441 --> 00:18:54,102 - I slept with him. - What?! 493 00:18:54,202 --> 00:18:56,823 - Elaine, Joseph, I want you to meet Dr. Washington. 494 00:18:56,923 --> 00:18:59,545 This is the orthopedic surgeon that I messaged you about. 495 00:18:59,645 --> 00:19:00,705 - Oh, yes. We already just met. 496 00:19:00,805 --> 00:19:03,067 - [gasps] Gary was just telling us 497 00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:05,428 how active she is in her children's activity. 498 00:19:05,528 --> 00:19:06,429 - Yes, I'm very active. 499 00:19:06,529 --> 00:19:09,030 - Oh, well active AF. 500 00:19:09,130 --> 00:19:11,151 - Gary, I'm Dr. Reynard. Nice to finally meet you. 501 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:14,073 - Yeah, likewise. 502 00:19:14,173 --> 00:19:16,154 - And Gary is just so amazing. 503 00:19:16,254 --> 00:19:18,075 I mean, without him I wouldn't be able to do 504 00:19:18,175 --> 00:19:20,477 half the things I could do without his support and love. 505 00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,158 - Oh, that's good to hear. 506 00:19:22,258 --> 00:19:25,559 As challenging as this job is, it comes with loads of perks, 507 00:19:25,659 --> 00:19:28,361 like that, uh, substantial pay raise I mentioned to you. 508 00:19:28,461 --> 00:19:30,242 - Which will come in handy. 509 00:19:30,342 --> 00:19:33,444 Two kids, private school. Doesn't come cheap in New York. 510 00:19:33,544 --> 00:19:35,245 - Actually, our kids go to public school. 511 00:19:35,345 --> 00:19:36,966 - Oh, really? 512 00:19:37,066 --> 00:19:39,207 I thought Bree was expressing interest in having your kids 513 00:19:39,307 --> 00:19:41,248 go to Heathwood Academy at some point. 514 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:42,769 - Oh, really? 515 00:19:42,869 --> 00:19:44,050 Well, I don't know what Bree said or didn't say, 516 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:46,811 but we're not interested in private school. 517 00:19:46,911 --> 00:19:48,372 I believe in public education. 518 00:19:48,472 --> 00:19:49,573 That's why I teach at a public school. 519 00:19:49,673 --> 00:19:51,974 - Mm. - My apologies. 520 00:19:52,074 --> 00:19:54,015 I did not know that. Bree never mentioned that. 521 00:19:54,115 --> 00:19:55,416 - Well, there's a whole lot Bree 522 00:19:55,516 --> 00:19:56,697 didn't mention before tonight, right Bree? 523 00:19:56,797 --> 00:19:57,898 - [laughs nervously] 524 00:19:57,998 --> 00:19:59,138 Gary--well, what Gary means is that-- 525 00:19:59,238 --> 00:20:00,859 - No, don't do that. Don't do that. 526 00:20:00,959 --> 00:20:02,180 That's not funny at all. 'Cause what Gary means 527 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,902 is I cannot believe you lied to me. 528 00:20:05,002 --> 00:20:07,103 The whole time, Bree. Excuse me. 529 00:20:07,203 --> 00:20:08,944 - Uh... 530 00:20:09,044 --> 00:20:10,225 - [laughs nervously] 531 00:20:10,325 --> 00:20:13,587 Um, he is just not feeling well right now 532 00:20:13,687 --> 00:20:15,307 because he's got a low blood sugar thing. 533 00:20:15,407 --> 00:20:17,989 And I'm going to make sure he gets, like, an orange slide. 534 00:20:18,089 --> 00:20:20,310 Excuse me. 535 00:20:20,410 --> 00:20:22,992 [light music] 536 00:20:23,092 --> 00:20:26,274 - Where is the talent? [sighs] 537 00:20:26,374 --> 00:20:30,116 ♪ ♪ 538 00:20:30,216 --> 00:20:31,677 - Seriously? 539 00:20:31,777 --> 00:20:34,238 - What is she doing here? - Um... 540 00:20:34,338 --> 00:20:37,120 - You told me she was hysterically begging for me 541 00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:39,881 to come over here and that she needed to be sedated. 542 00:20:39,981 --> 00:20:41,962 - Well, technically, wine is a sedative. 543 00:20:42,062 --> 00:20:44,204 Sorry, Hazel. I took the initiative 544 00:20:44,304 --> 00:20:47,165 and extended an olive branch on your behalf. 545 00:20:47,265 --> 00:20:49,607 - Well, you know where you can stick that branch. 546 00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:51,008 Thanks for coming by. 547 00:20:51,108 --> 00:20:53,089 - This was such a waste of time. 548 00:20:53,189 --> 00:20:55,410 - No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, okay, stop. 549 00:20:55,510 --> 00:21:00,093 Let's just drop the pretense and be honest here, okay? 550 00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:01,493 Uh, Hazel has a company 551 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:03,094 she's trying hard to get off the ground. 552 00:21:03,194 --> 00:21:05,416 And you have a talent that's underserved. 553 00:21:05,516 --> 00:21:08,257 If you two could just put your petty differences aside, 554 00:21:08,357 --> 00:21:11,499 you would see that this could be a win for both of you. 555 00:21:11,599 --> 00:21:17,302 ♪ ♪ 556 00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:19,424 - [sighs] 557 00:21:19,524 --> 00:21:21,505 - Yes! 558 00:21:21,605 --> 00:21:25,507 - Having had a chance to meditate on it, 559 00:21:25,607 --> 00:21:26,868 getting back in the studio 560 00:21:26,968 --> 00:21:28,509 isn't the worst idea I've ever heard. 561 00:21:28,609 --> 00:21:30,310 - [sighs] 562 00:21:30,410 --> 00:21:32,351 Is that your way of telling me 563 00:21:32,451 --> 00:21:35,673 how spiritually superior you are, 564 00:21:35,773 --> 00:21:38,434 or that you're ready to work? 565 00:21:38,534 --> 00:21:41,116 - Yes. I want to work. 566 00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:43,477 I just don't know if I want to work with you. 567 00:21:43,577 --> 00:21:47,639 - Why is everything always so difficult with you? 568 00:21:47,739 --> 00:21:51,282 - I'm not being difficult. I'm being cautious. 569 00:21:51,382 --> 00:21:53,763 I just need some time to think this through. 570 00:21:53,863 --> 00:21:56,244 - Okay, well think on this. 571 00:21:56,344 --> 00:22:00,287 How many people are gonna take a chance on you? 572 00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:01,407 - Ugh. 573 00:22:01,507 --> 00:22:03,989 - I believe in you, Regina. 574 00:22:07,230 --> 00:22:08,331 - I need a formal contract. 575 00:22:08,431 --> 00:22:09,692 - Ah! 576 00:22:09,792 --> 00:22:12,573 - [laughs] Curtis. 577 00:22:12,673 --> 00:22:13,774 - Consider it done. 578 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:17,937 - [laughs] 579 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:22,179 Oh, well, cheers! [laughs] 580 00:22:22,279 --> 00:22:24,580 - Oh, yes! 581 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,741 Oh, I need one too! 582 00:22:26,841 --> 00:22:28,823 - I'm so glad you still drink. 583 00:22:28,923 --> 00:22:31,344 - I'm spiritual, but I'm not stupid. 584 00:22:31,444 --> 00:22:33,705 [both laugh] 585 00:22:33,805 --> 00:22:37,628 - Mmm. I gotta call my sponsor now. 586 00:22:37,728 --> 00:22:39,509 [lively string music playing] 587 00:22:39,609 --> 00:22:42,430 - [sighs] 588 00:22:42,530 --> 00:22:49,454 ♪ ♪ 589 00:22:50,775 --> 00:22:51,916 - You fucked Jesús? 590 00:22:52,016 --> 00:22:54,357 - Yes. Once. 591 00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:55,798 But when we were separated, okay? 592 00:22:55,898 --> 00:22:57,239 He was some bartender. 593 00:22:57,339 --> 00:23:00,400 I had no idea he had, like, a secret manny life. 594 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:01,721 - How could you not tell me, 595 00:23:01,821 --> 00:23:04,163 like, the moment you saw him at our house? 596 00:23:04,263 --> 00:23:05,563 - I know. 597 00:23:05,663 --> 00:23:07,644 I know, but the kids were so happy. 598 00:23:07,744 --> 00:23:09,365 You were finding time to write. 599 00:23:09,465 --> 00:23:11,527 I mean, the man is a beast with the air fryer and a steamer. 600 00:23:11,627 --> 00:23:13,008 That's really rare. 601 00:23:13,108 --> 00:23:16,129 - C'mon, Bree. You could've told me. 602 00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:17,930 - In my defense, I did ask you 603 00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:19,731 to hire someone that looked like Mrs. Doubtfire. 604 00:23:19,831 --> 00:23:22,533 - I was just hiring the best person for the job. 605 00:23:22,633 --> 00:23:24,294 Now, sadly, in the interview, I forgot to ask, 606 00:23:24,394 --> 00:23:26,215 "Hey, did you have sex with my wife?" 607 00:23:26,315 --> 00:23:27,576 Now, thanks to you, 608 00:23:27,676 --> 00:23:29,337 I gotta fire him and I gotta tell the kids. 609 00:23:29,437 --> 00:23:31,338 - Okay, look, Gary, yes. I know. 610 00:23:31,438 --> 00:23:33,139 Maybe I should have first told you about Jesús 611 00:23:33,239 --> 00:23:34,500 when I first saw him in the kitchen, 612 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,741 but let's not act all victim-y and self-righteous 613 00:23:36,841 --> 00:23:39,062 like you didn't have a whole-ass relationship 614 00:23:39,162 --> 00:23:40,343 when we were married. 615 00:23:40,443 --> 00:23:42,264 And I don't remember you running home 616 00:23:42,364 --> 00:23:44,705 to tell me about that shit at all, all right? 617 00:23:44,805 --> 00:23:46,106 In fact, you were, like, 618 00:23:46,206 --> 00:23:47,747 flaunting this fit bitch in my face, 619 00:23:47,847 --> 00:23:50,188 bringing her to my child's birthday party! 620 00:23:50,288 --> 00:23:51,989 - You invited her. I didn't invite her. 621 00:23:52,089 --> 00:23:55,551 - Yes! Yes, I did, indeed. 622 00:23:55,651 --> 00:23:58,073 And I had to put on a brave face and not embarrass you, 623 00:23:58,173 --> 00:24:01,595 unlike what you just did to me in there! 624 00:24:01,695 --> 00:24:05,117 - You have no idea how you made me feel. 625 00:24:05,217 --> 00:24:07,398 - Are you serious? 626 00:24:07,498 --> 00:24:11,360 Yes, I do. I actually do. 627 00:24:11,460 --> 00:24:13,762 Except your betrayal happened when we were married, 628 00:24:13,862 --> 00:24:16,003 not separated. 629 00:24:16,103 --> 00:24:19,645 I had to get over it, and so do you. 630 00:24:19,745 --> 00:24:20,966 If you're playing for tips, 631 00:24:21,066 --> 00:24:24,248 you are not getting anything from me! 632 00:24:24,348 --> 00:24:26,349 ♪ ♪ 633 00:24:30,111 --> 00:24:32,973 [upbeat music] 634 00:24:33,073 --> 00:24:39,616 ♪ ♪ 635 00:24:39,716 --> 00:24:42,038 - Hey, how are you? So nice to meet you. 636 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:49,702 Um, I'll be right back. 637 00:24:49,802 --> 00:24:52,103 David? The Mayor's arrived. 638 00:24:52,203 --> 00:24:54,184 His office wants to do press photos. 639 00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:56,386 - Uh, have you heard from Ari? She should be here by now. 640 00:24:56,486 --> 00:24:59,988 - Not yet. I've left several messages. 641 00:25:00,088 --> 00:25:00,948 - Senator, can we get a few photos 642 00:25:01,048 --> 00:25:02,389 in front of the banner, please? 643 00:25:02,489 --> 00:25:04,911 - Uh, sure. Yeah, yeah, just a minute. 644 00:25:05,011 --> 00:25:08,152 - Thank you. 645 00:25:08,252 --> 00:25:09,873 - Hey, babe. Uh, I'm not sure 646 00:25:09,973 --> 00:25:12,355 if I should be worried or angry that you're not here, 647 00:25:12,455 --> 00:25:14,556 but please call me back. 648 00:25:14,656 --> 00:25:16,597 - Still nothing? - Nope. 649 00:25:16,697 --> 00:25:18,358 [sighs] My wife is a no-show. 650 00:25:18,458 --> 00:25:20,880 - Okay, don't worry about it. You're good. 651 00:25:20,980 --> 00:25:23,121 Um, I'll fill in for the photos. 652 00:25:23,221 --> 00:25:24,722 No one will even notice the difference. 653 00:25:24,822 --> 00:25:26,523 - You know, I-- - Come on, come on. 654 00:25:26,623 --> 00:25:28,204 It's your big day. Let's go. 655 00:25:28,304 --> 00:25:29,564 - You know what? 656 00:25:29,664 --> 00:25:30,965 You're-you're right. This is my big day. 657 00:25:31,065 --> 00:25:32,766 - Exactly. Let's go. 658 00:25:32,866 --> 00:25:34,047 - All right. 659 00:25:34,147 --> 00:25:36,008 - ♪ I wonder if you need me ♪ 660 00:25:36,108 --> 00:25:38,169 ♪ Wonder if you see me ♪ 661 00:25:38,269 --> 00:25:41,051 ♪ See me when you're dreaming ♪ 662 00:25:41,151 --> 00:25:44,053 [reporters talking over each other] 663 00:25:44,153 --> 00:25:45,133 - Mrs. Montgomery? - Perfect. 664 00:25:45,233 --> 00:25:46,534 - Right here. 665 00:25:46,634 --> 00:25:48,215 - Ma'am? - Perfect. 666 00:25:48,315 --> 00:25:49,576 - Perfect. 667 00:25:49,676 --> 00:25:50,896 - ♪ What am I? ♪ 668 00:26:01,162 --> 00:26:02,623 - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ 669 00:26:02,723 --> 00:26:03,904 - ♪ Number one, yeah, I'm still number one ♪ 670 00:26:04,004 --> 00:26:05,465 - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ 671 00:26:05,565 --> 00:26:07,906 - ♪ Number one, I'll always be number one ♪ 672 00:26:08,006 --> 00:26:10,788 ♪ Hell, I took you from minor to major ♪ 673 00:26:10,888 --> 00:26:13,309 ♪ You wanted me for the fruits of my labor ♪ 674 00:26:13,409 --> 00:26:14,910 - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ 675 00:26:15,010 --> 00:26:15,850 - ♪ Number one, yeah, I'm still number one ♪ 676 00:26:15,930 --> 00:26:17,631 - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ 677 00:26:17,731 --> 00:26:19,793 - ♪ Number one, I'll always be number one ♪ 678 00:26:19,893 --> 00:26:21,874 ♪ Don't forget, yeah, I'm still number one ♪ 679 00:26:21,974 --> 00:26:23,975 - ♪ Hell yeah ♪