1 00:00:01,871 --> 00:00:05,576 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:05,676 --> 00:00:07,678 [computer ringing] 3 00:00:10,081 --> 00:00:13,466 - Morning! - Morning. 4 00:00:13,566 --> 00:00:16,790 - Aha. - Whoo, I can get used to this. 5 00:00:16,890 --> 00:00:18,953 - [laughs] - Ooh. 6 00:00:19,053 --> 00:00:21,716 You know, I think you can go deeper, babe--oh. 7 00:00:21,816 --> 00:00:23,358 Yes, you did. 8 00:00:23,458 --> 00:00:25,561 Really? You just gonna sexy stretch 9 00:00:25,661 --> 00:00:27,163 in my favourite Spandex without me? 10 00:00:27,263 --> 00:00:29,326 - Nice suit. 11 00:00:29,426 --> 00:00:31,008 - You remember what's underneath it? 12 00:00:31,108 --> 00:00:34,452 - Oh, I remember. - Yeah? 13 00:00:34,552 --> 00:00:37,216 Wait, since when did you start breaking a sweat before dawn? 14 00:00:37,316 --> 00:00:41,541 - Since my neighbour invited me to predawn hot yoga. 15 00:00:41,641 --> 00:00:43,143 - Hmm. - In a plastic tent 16 00:00:43,243 --> 00:00:46,027 on the beach, and I loved it. 17 00:00:46,127 --> 00:00:49,110 Weren't no black people, but still, amazing! 18 00:00:49,210 --> 00:00:53,636 - Hm. Celery juice, all-white yoga? 19 00:00:53,736 --> 00:00:55,438 I don't know. Sounds like somebody 20 00:00:55,538 --> 00:00:58,082 is starting to sip that L.A. Kool-Aid. 21 00:00:58,182 --> 00:01:00,525 - [with L.A. accent] Oh, David, there's no such thing 22 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:02,287 as L.A. Kool-Aid. 23 00:01:02,387 --> 00:01:04,370 It has sugar in it, and it isn't organic. 24 00:01:04,470 --> 00:01:06,853 - Hm. - I'm just embracing 25 00:01:06,953 --> 00:01:10,097 the benefits of being open to new experiences 26 00:01:10,197 --> 00:01:13,381 and trying on different ways of being, 27 00:01:13,481 --> 00:01:14,983 like minding my own business 28 00:01:15,083 --> 00:01:17,346 when it comes to Hazel's premature wedding. 29 00:01:17,446 --> 00:01:18,828 - Oh, remember you said that. 30 00:01:18,928 --> 00:01:20,430 - Oh, I will. 31 00:01:20,530 --> 00:01:24,074 - Well, last chance for us to sexy stretch together 32 00:01:24,174 --> 00:01:26,437 'cause Vanessa is gonna be here any minute. 33 00:01:26,537 --> 00:01:27,519 Gotta go over some talking points 34 00:01:27,619 --> 00:01:28,720 for the Fair Housing rally. 35 00:01:28,820 --> 00:01:31,323 - Yeah, I'm gonna give that a hard pass, 36 00:01:31,423 --> 00:01:33,726 but I'm glad she's working out. 37 00:01:33,826 --> 00:01:35,529 I can't wait to see her. [doorbell dings] 38 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:38,052 - Oh, must be her now. Door's open! 39 00:01:38,152 --> 00:01:39,494 - She was the cutest 40 00:01:39,594 --> 00:01:42,017 little chubby thing with her little glasses. 41 00:01:42,117 --> 00:01:43,699 [upbeat music] 42 00:01:43,799 --> 00:01:45,061 - Oh, hey, Vanessa. 43 00:01:45,161 --> 00:01:47,864 - Oh! - Here, exactly the way 44 00:01:47,964 --> 00:01:51,188 you like it. - Oh, thank you. 45 00:01:51,288 --> 00:01:53,792 - Ms. Ari! - Vanessa! 46 00:01:53,892 --> 00:01:56,195 Look at you. 47 00:01:56,295 --> 00:01:58,397 No braces, no bifocals. 48 00:01:58,497 --> 00:02:00,240 - Or baby fat. 49 00:02:00,340 --> 00:02:02,322 - Not an ounce. 50 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:03,644 The last time I saw you, 51 00:02:03,744 --> 00:02:06,367 you were a freshman in high school. 52 00:02:06,467 --> 00:02:10,853 - Yup. Mum would go on and on about raising my GPA 53 00:02:10,953 --> 00:02:13,296 so I could follow in your footsteps. 54 00:02:13,396 --> 00:02:15,218 You know, I still have 55 00:02:15,318 --> 00:02:17,902 those secret to success Post-Its you created for me? 56 00:02:18,002 --> 00:02:20,625 - You still have those after all these years? 57 00:02:20,725 --> 00:02:23,909 - Yup. Oh, thank you for recommending me 58 00:02:24,009 --> 00:02:25,752 for this position, Ms. Ari. 59 00:02:25,852 --> 00:02:28,355 - Of course. And, look, now that we're both adults, 60 00:02:28,455 --> 00:02:30,638 just call me Ari. 61 00:02:30,738 --> 00:02:33,642 - [chuckles] Isn't she great? - She sure is. 62 00:02:33,742 --> 00:02:35,484 - She sure is. - Jinx! 63 00:02:35,584 --> 00:02:38,568 [laughter] 64 00:02:38,668 --> 00:02:40,130 - [laughs] 65 00:02:40,230 --> 00:02:43,814 ♪ ♪ 66 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:45,136 - Bree, where are the shin guards? 67 00:02:45,236 --> 00:02:46,137 - The what? - The shin guards! 68 00:02:46,237 --> 00:02:47,819 They're not in the bag. 69 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:49,822 - The--wait, why are you yelling? 70 00:02:49,922 --> 00:02:51,544 And I thought you were on shin guards. 71 00:02:51,644 --> 00:02:52,826 Please tell me you used the bathroom. 72 00:02:52,926 --> 00:02:54,227 - I did. - Where did the shin guards go? 73 00:02:54,327 --> 00:02:55,909 - Hurry up, everybody! - Daddy? 74 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,111 How come Ollie gets the blue bag, 75 00:02:57,211 --> 00:02:58,833 and I'm stuck with the pink one? 76 00:02:58,933 --> 00:03:01,156 - What-- - Yeah, Daddy. 77 00:03:01,256 --> 00:03:03,599 Why does she get the pink ones? - Oh, the shin guards. 78 00:03:03,699 --> 00:03:05,121 I thought you don't like-- You know what? 79 00:03:05,221 --> 00:03:06,803 Doesn't matter. It was insensitive of Daddy 80 00:03:06,903 --> 00:03:09,807 to assume that you want the pink one, so here you go. 81 00:03:09,907 --> 00:03:11,569 Next time you can get whatever you want. Here. 82 00:03:11,669 --> 00:03:13,091 - Blue with rainbows and unicorns. 83 00:03:13,191 --> 00:03:14,373 - Got it. I'll get it for you. 84 00:03:14,473 --> 00:03:16,295 - Thank you! - You're welcome. 85 00:03:16,395 --> 00:03:18,177 Gotta love a woman that knows what she wants. 86 00:03:18,277 --> 00:03:20,781 - Ooh, and I gotta love a man that supports women's rights, 87 00:03:20,881 --> 00:03:22,583 even if it's a small one. - We're gonna be late. 88 00:03:22,683 --> 00:03:24,145 - It's a turn-on. - Is that right? 89 00:03:24,245 --> 00:03:25,547 - Mum! - Mm-hmm. 90 00:03:25,647 --> 00:03:27,109 - Okay, so maybe we got time to, you know, 91 00:03:27,209 --> 00:03:28,630 maybe right in this area-- you know, we send 'em outside. 92 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:29,872 - I wish. - Hurry up, Mum. 93 00:03:29,972 --> 00:03:30,993 - I gotta go, but what about tonight? 94 00:03:31,093 --> 00:03:32,876 - Hell yeah! - Hell yeah. 95 00:03:32,976 --> 00:03:34,278 - Hell yeah. - Mm. 96 00:03:34,378 --> 00:03:35,799 - Making plans, it ain't even Wednesday. 97 00:03:35,899 --> 00:03:37,001 - I know! 98 00:03:37,101 --> 00:03:38,283 All right. I gotta go. 99 00:03:38,383 --> 00:03:39,644 I'm home after five. - No, no, no, 5:00, 100 00:03:39,744 --> 00:03:41,166 you'll miss the last of the nanny interviews. 101 00:03:41,266 --> 00:03:42,968 - I know, but I trust your judgment, 102 00:03:43,068 --> 00:03:44,731 and if you mess it up, it's only a trial week. 103 00:03:44,831 --> 00:03:46,453 - Okay, I'ma do it. - Out of my way. 104 00:03:46,553 --> 00:03:48,696 - I'ma get us a nanny. - Yeah! 105 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:51,099 Oh, but no Instagram models, no Republicans 106 00:03:51,199 --> 00:03:53,742 and only women that are eligible for SSI. 107 00:03:53,842 --> 00:03:55,704 - I hear you loud and clear. [whispering] No sexy nannies. 108 00:03:55,804 --> 00:03:57,707 I got it. - You cheated! 109 00:03:57,807 --> 00:03:59,269 - ♪ That's your vibe, babe ♪ 110 00:03:59,369 --> 00:04:02,593 ♪ Don't give 'em down it's worth a try ♪ 111 00:04:02,693 --> 00:04:03,835 ♪ You better try ♪ 112 00:04:03,935 --> 00:04:05,477 - It's a great space. 113 00:04:05,577 --> 00:04:08,120 Have you found any new artists that you're excited about? 114 00:04:08,220 --> 00:04:11,925 - Not yet. - But--but we will. 115 00:04:12,025 --> 00:04:13,647 We've been scouring the interwebs, 116 00:04:13,747 --> 00:04:15,089 beating the pavement, 117 00:04:15,189 --> 00:04:17,492 leaving no lyrical stone unturned in our search. 118 00:04:17,592 --> 00:04:19,594 - Mmm, still no one. 119 00:04:21,517 --> 00:04:22,818 That's concerning. 120 00:04:22,918 --> 00:04:25,822 - Well, any artists that performs on my label 121 00:04:25,922 --> 00:04:28,385 has to live up to my standards. 122 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:30,148 - I understand. 123 00:04:30,248 --> 00:04:32,631 Just find me that artist soon, 124 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:34,393 or the next conversation we have 125 00:04:34,493 --> 00:04:36,495 might be a little more difficult. 126 00:04:38,458 --> 00:04:40,160 You know, I really love the wall colour. 127 00:04:40,260 --> 00:04:42,884 [laughs] It's nice. 128 00:04:42,984 --> 00:04:46,248 Yeah. Ciao. 129 00:04:46,348 --> 00:04:51,534 - Oh, yeah! Yeah, it's actually called SeaFOMO, you know? 130 00:04:51,634 --> 00:04:52,936 - [sighs] - Don't wanna miss out! 131 00:04:53,036 --> 00:04:55,039 - I'm so screwed. 132 00:04:57,482 --> 00:04:59,985 - So how would you describe yourself as a nanny? 133 00:05:00,085 --> 00:05:02,268 - Well, I'd say there are good nannies, 134 00:05:02,368 --> 00:05:04,911 and there are bad nannies. 135 00:05:05,011 --> 00:05:09,397 I'd like to think I fall squarely in the middle. Hm. 136 00:05:09,497 --> 00:05:12,160 [energetic music] 137 00:05:12,260 --> 00:05:13,602 - I've never had a hard time 138 00:05:13,702 --> 00:05:16,406 establishing a firm bedtime routine. 139 00:05:16,506 --> 00:05:20,130 Well, at least nothing a little allergy tablet couldn't fix. 140 00:05:20,230 --> 00:05:21,292 [laughs] 141 00:05:21,392 --> 00:05:24,095 - [laughs] Thank you, 142 00:05:24,195 --> 00:05:26,098 and we will be in touch. 143 00:05:26,198 --> 00:05:28,280 Actually, we won't. [clears throat] We won't. 144 00:05:30,924 --> 00:05:33,988 - 42 years I have been working as a nanny. 145 00:05:34,088 --> 00:05:37,232 Every morning at 6:00, I light a candle 146 00:05:37,332 --> 00:05:39,074 and pray to Saint Nicholas, 147 00:05:39,174 --> 00:05:41,237 the patron saint of children, 148 00:05:41,337 --> 00:05:46,303 for guidance, strength and compassion. 149 00:05:47,304 --> 00:05:48,726 - Isabella? 150 00:05:48,826 --> 00:05:49,807 - [snores] - Oh, shit! 151 00:05:49,907 --> 00:05:51,650 You scared me. [laughs] 152 00:05:51,750 --> 00:05:52,891 Can I get you some coffee? 153 00:05:52,991 --> 00:05:57,697 ♪ ♪ 154 00:05:57,797 --> 00:05:59,980 Uh, can I offer you coffee, tea, 155 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,784 maybe something spiked because, you know, goth? 156 00:06:02,884 --> 00:06:04,065 Never mind. Just-- [clears throat] 157 00:06:04,165 --> 00:06:06,588 ♪ ♪ 158 00:06:06,688 --> 00:06:08,691 - Oh, you're definitely not on SSI. 159 00:06:10,293 --> 00:06:12,756 You certified CPR, first aid? 160 00:06:12,856 --> 00:06:14,719 'Cause I see the red cross. 161 00:06:14,819 --> 00:06:16,040 [whip cracks] 162 00:06:16,140 --> 00:06:18,143 Cookie? 163 00:06:20,466 --> 00:06:23,410 So tell me about your discipline styles. 164 00:06:23,510 --> 00:06:25,652 - I prefer not to use the word discipline. 165 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:28,055 The trick is to make following the rules fun. 166 00:06:28,155 --> 00:06:30,298 Kids are happy, family is happy. 167 00:06:30,398 --> 00:06:33,062 That's how I know I've done my job. 168 00:06:33,162 --> 00:06:35,144 - Fantastic! 169 00:06:35,244 --> 00:06:36,666 When can you start? 170 00:06:36,766 --> 00:06:40,351 ♪ ♪ 171 00:06:40,451 --> 00:06:42,554 - Don't worry, baby. 172 00:06:42,654 --> 00:06:45,517 Everything's gonna to work out with FAI. 173 00:06:45,617 --> 00:06:48,821 Just bill back. You don't have to stress. 174 00:06:51,384 --> 00:06:55,490 - Yeah, you're right. 175 00:06:55,590 --> 00:06:57,292 Maybe I need to just get out 176 00:06:57,392 --> 00:06:59,415 and forget about work for a second. 177 00:06:59,515 --> 00:07:02,018 - [laughs] Good! 178 00:07:02,118 --> 00:07:03,820 My sister is having a birthday party 179 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,462 tomorrow night in Flatbush. 180 00:07:05,562 --> 00:07:06,984 Will you come? 181 00:07:07,084 --> 00:07:10,108 - Oh, um, I'd love to, but-- 182 00:07:10,208 --> 00:07:11,750 - But what? 183 00:07:11,850 --> 00:07:14,153 Every time you're invited to meet my people, 184 00:07:14,253 --> 00:07:15,795 you're too busy. 185 00:07:15,895 --> 00:07:19,600 Hazel, my boonoonoonos. - Hm? 186 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:21,683 - You are my fiancée. 187 00:07:21,783 --> 00:07:23,204 I want them to meet you. 188 00:07:23,304 --> 00:07:26,328 I want you to meet them. 189 00:07:26,428 --> 00:07:28,431 It's important to me. 190 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:33,497 - Oh, of course. I'd love to meet them. 191 00:07:33,597 --> 00:07:36,181 - All right! 192 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:39,865 Baby. - It will be so great. 193 00:07:39,965 --> 00:07:41,187 - Can't wait. 194 00:07:41,287 --> 00:07:45,072 [upbeat music] 195 00:07:45,172 --> 00:07:47,275 - Let's deliver this by courier today, 196 00:07:47,375 --> 00:07:49,157 and file a copy with the clerk's office. 197 00:07:49,257 --> 00:07:50,679 - Absolutely. Thanks, Jayla. 198 00:07:50,779 --> 00:07:53,282 - Thank you. You the best. 199 00:07:53,382 --> 00:07:55,405 - Well, it's good to see you acting like a boss 200 00:07:55,505 --> 00:07:57,648 even though your job is hanging by a thread 201 00:07:57,748 --> 00:07:59,330 until you prove your worth. 202 00:07:59,430 --> 00:08:01,052 - Have you ever considered a second career 203 00:08:01,152 --> 00:08:02,293 as a motivational speaker? 204 00:08:02,393 --> 00:08:03,415 'Cause I think that's your purpose. 205 00:08:03,515 --> 00:08:04,737 - It's a good thought. - Mm-hmm. 206 00:08:04,837 --> 00:08:06,579 - So where are we with Maxine Hart? 207 00:08:06,679 --> 00:08:09,142 - Fortunately for me, we're in great shape. 208 00:08:09,242 --> 00:08:10,504 - Oh? - Yes. 209 00:08:10,604 --> 00:08:12,586 Ya girl sent over a preservation letter 210 00:08:12,686 --> 00:08:15,430 to stop Brian from destroying any electronic evidence. 211 00:08:15,530 --> 00:08:17,833 - And the backup files of Brian's work data? 212 00:08:17,933 --> 00:08:19,675 - Already on it. Got a paralegal looking through 213 00:08:19,775 --> 00:08:21,437 everything right now to see what we can use. 214 00:08:21,537 --> 00:08:24,561 - It's impressive, but don't get too cocky. 215 00:08:24,661 --> 00:08:26,364 If I know Jacob, he's already two steps ahead of us. 216 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:29,488 He's unbelievably competitive. We have got to beat him! 217 00:08:29,588 --> 00:08:32,211 - Trust me. When I say that I got it, I got it. 218 00:08:32,311 --> 00:08:33,693 I'm here to win. 219 00:08:33,793 --> 00:08:36,096 I'm on it. I got it. It's handled. [laughs] 220 00:08:36,196 --> 00:08:37,738 Always wanted to-- [knock at door] 221 00:08:37,838 --> 00:08:39,620 Yeah? - Ladies, I think 222 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,423 you'll wanna see this. 223 00:08:41,523 --> 00:08:43,826 - See what? - What's this? 224 00:08:43,926 --> 00:08:45,588 ♪ ♪ 225 00:08:45,688 --> 00:08:48,672 - Wait, wait, Mrs. Hart, are you saying this a ploy 226 00:08:48,772 --> 00:08:52,356 from your husband to wrestle ownership of your company? 227 00:08:52,456 --> 00:08:54,439 - I'm saying that it's unconscionable 228 00:08:54,539 --> 00:08:55,841 that my soon-to-be-ex-husband 229 00:08:55,941 --> 00:08:57,883 would use the custody of our children 230 00:08:57,983 --> 00:08:59,766 as some sort of bargaining chip. 231 00:08:59,866 --> 00:09:01,888 Oh, and by the way, biologically, 232 00:09:01,988 --> 00:09:03,090 they're not even his. 233 00:09:03,190 --> 00:09:04,692 We used a sperm donor. 234 00:09:04,792 --> 00:09:07,575 - Oh! - 77th and Madison. 235 00:09:07,675 --> 00:09:09,017 - Holy shit. 236 00:09:09,117 --> 00:09:11,060 - What the hell was that? Did you know about that? 237 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:12,542 - I had no idea. 238 00:09:12,642 --> 00:09:14,784 I'm sure she was just caught by surprise. 239 00:09:14,884 --> 00:09:17,307 - No, no, I don't care if they ambush her in the shower. 240 00:09:17,407 --> 00:09:18,910 That can't happen. 241 00:09:19,010 --> 00:09:20,512 There's 100 different ways that Jacob can spin this. 242 00:09:20,612 --> 00:09:22,554 We're talking invasion of privacy, slander-- 243 00:09:22,654 --> 00:09:24,757 - Robin, I got it. 244 00:09:24,857 --> 00:09:26,639 Maxine needs to be checked, and I will talk to her today. 245 00:09:26,739 --> 00:09:29,363 - Well, you better because that just pushed this case 246 00:09:29,463 --> 00:09:31,365 out of mediation into court. 247 00:09:31,465 --> 00:09:33,728 She is your client. You get her under control, 248 00:09:33,828 --> 00:09:35,330 or you're out. 249 00:09:35,430 --> 00:09:37,433 How's that for motivation? 250 00:09:38,955 --> 00:09:40,457 [door slams] - Shit. 251 00:09:44,521 --> 00:09:46,424 - Hey, I'm home! - Hey, baby. 252 00:09:46,524 --> 00:09:47,866 - Hi, Mummy. - Hi, Mummy. 253 00:09:47,966 --> 00:09:51,150 - Aww, it's a unicorn bag. 254 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:53,313 It's so cute! 255 00:09:53,413 --> 00:09:57,958 Ooh, look, it's our names: Bree, Gary, Imani, Ollie. 256 00:09:58,058 --> 00:10:00,241 Oh, that's a nice touch. - Don't you have a book report? 257 00:10:00,341 --> 00:10:02,724 - Okay, wow, are you kidding me right now? 258 00:10:02,824 --> 00:10:04,847 I haven't seen that corner for, like, what, a year? 259 00:10:04,947 --> 00:10:07,811 And that smells deli-- is that arroz con pollo? 260 00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:09,853 - Yes, it is, and you're gonna love it. 261 00:10:09,953 --> 00:10:12,937 - Mummy, we had a new dessert. - You did? What, what dessert? 262 00:10:13,037 --> 00:10:15,140 - It's called flan. Shakes like Jell-O. 263 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,062 - Aww! - [laughs] 264 00:10:17,162 --> 00:10:18,384 - All right. I hate to break this up. 265 00:10:18,484 --> 00:10:19,946 We got homework to finish. - Okay. 266 00:10:20,046 --> 00:10:21,949 - Come on, guys. Upstairs. - Okay. 267 00:10:22,049 --> 00:10:24,151 - Aw. - Baby, the nanny that I hired, 268 00:10:24,251 --> 00:10:25,353 unbelievable. 269 00:10:25,453 --> 00:10:26,915 He is the answer to our prayers. 270 00:10:27,015 --> 00:10:28,757 - He? You got us a manny? 271 00:10:28,857 --> 00:10:33,243 Ooh! - Yeah, look, look, look. 272 00:10:33,343 --> 00:10:36,927 - ♪ Yeah, baby ♪ 273 00:10:37,027 --> 00:10:38,529 ♪ I like it like that ♪ 274 00:10:38,629 --> 00:10:40,692 - ♪ You better believe me when I tell you ♪ 275 00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:43,816 - Meet Jesus. Jesus, this is my wife, Bree. 276 00:10:43,916 --> 00:10:45,918 - Hello, Bree. 277 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:49,984 - Jesus! - Mm-mm, it's pronounced Jesus. 278 00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:52,186 - Oh, great. That's amazing. I need wine. Is there wine? 279 00:10:52,286 --> 00:10:54,149 I am so thirsty. - No, but we got sangria 280 00:10:54,249 --> 00:10:56,832 because Jesus said it would pair well with dinner. 281 00:10:56,932 --> 00:10:59,636 - I hope you're hungry, Bree. I saved some just for you. 282 00:10:59,736 --> 00:11:01,318 - ♪ Spicy mami, hot tamale ♪ 283 00:11:01,418 --> 00:11:04,922 ♪ Hotter than a Somali, fur coat, Ferrari ♪ 284 00:11:05,022 --> 00:11:06,845 ♪ Hop out the stu', come up in the coupe ♪ 285 00:11:06,945 --> 00:11:08,647 ♪ Big Dipper on top of the roof ♪ 286 00:11:08,747 --> 00:11:10,049 - Por favor, go slow. 287 00:11:10,149 --> 00:11:12,852 Esta muy caliente. 288 00:11:12,952 --> 00:11:16,016 - Mmm. - [chuckles, gasps] 289 00:11:16,116 --> 00:11:17,899 - ♪ Oh, he's so handsome, what's his name? ♪ 290 00:11:17,999 --> 00:11:20,101 - Oh! 291 00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,343 Oh, my God. 292 00:11:21,443 --> 00:11:23,986 Oh, I feel hot. I need to sit down. 293 00:11:24,086 --> 00:11:26,670 - Baby, are you okay? - I'm just so hot. It's so hot. 294 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:29,313 Is this cold? Oh, that's really cold. 295 00:11:29,413 --> 00:11:31,736 Oh, yeah, it's very cold. I like it. 296 00:11:32,977 --> 00:11:35,841 [dialing phone] 297 00:11:35,941 --> 00:11:37,764 - Hey, Ari, listen, so-- - Make it quick. 298 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:40,887 I'm late for my reiki healing. My chakras need restoration. 299 00:11:40,987 --> 00:11:42,489 - Well, mine probably do, too, 300 00:11:42,589 --> 00:11:44,892 now that Maxine has gone off the deep end. 301 00:11:44,992 --> 00:11:46,034 How many years you think they would give me 302 00:11:46,114 --> 00:11:47,215 for murdering a client? 303 00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:48,777 'Cause I think I wanna murder a client. 304 00:11:48,877 --> 00:11:50,540 - Breathe in, Jayla. You have this under control. 305 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,864 Now, namaste. I must go, love. 306 00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:57,028 [dial tone beeps] - Wait, Ari, seriously? 307 00:11:57,128 --> 00:11:58,910 Wow, this bitch really just hung up on me. 308 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:01,013 Okay. 309 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,959 - So, Maxine, as your legal counsel, 310 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,001 I just have one question. 311 00:12:08,101 --> 00:12:10,164 Have you lost your goddamn mind? 312 00:12:10,264 --> 00:12:13,889 Do you have any idea what damage you have caused 313 00:12:13,989 --> 00:12:15,891 and what that interview has done to our case? 314 00:12:15,991 --> 00:12:18,334 - As a matter of fact, I have. You see, 315 00:12:18,434 --> 00:12:20,577 it made me look like a mother who's willing to put herself 316 00:12:20,677 --> 00:12:22,980 on the line to protect what's hers. 317 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:24,863 - By revealing that their father is not 318 00:12:24,963 --> 00:12:26,224 their father on national TV? 319 00:12:26,324 --> 00:12:27,426 Do your kids even know that? 320 00:12:27,526 --> 00:12:28,948 - Of course! 321 00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:30,870 There are books about this type of thing, Jayla. 322 00:12:30,970 --> 00:12:33,313 Besides, they're never gonna see it because you'll make sure 323 00:12:33,413 --> 00:12:35,196 that it's pulled down before that happens. 324 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:36,998 It's all a part of my strategy. 325 00:12:37,098 --> 00:12:38,720 - Your strategy? 326 00:12:38,820 --> 00:12:40,803 Girl, why don't you just dump a can of gasoline on your head 327 00:12:40,903 --> 00:12:41,924 and set yourself on fire 328 00:12:42,024 --> 00:12:43,366 'cause that's how stupid that was. 329 00:12:43,466 --> 00:12:46,930 - Okay. You are talking to me like I work for you 330 00:12:47,030 --> 00:12:49,093 when the fact of the matter is, is that you work for me. 331 00:12:49,193 --> 00:12:51,256 I pay you. - Exactly. 332 00:12:51,356 --> 00:12:53,619 That right there, that right there. 333 00:12:53,719 --> 00:12:55,982 You hired me to educate you on the legal facts, 334 00:12:56,082 --> 00:12:57,664 so here they are. 335 00:12:57,764 --> 00:13:00,547 You and Brian were married. He raised those kids with you. 336 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:02,630 He is their father, period, 337 00:13:02,730 --> 00:13:06,315 but if a spouse seems unstable or acting a damn fool, 338 00:13:06,415 --> 00:13:08,918 the court can subpoena therapist records, 339 00:13:09,018 --> 00:13:12,322 texts, e-mails, whatever they want to bring into discovery. 340 00:13:12,422 --> 00:13:14,084 They will have a forensic psychologist 341 00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:15,846 so far up your ass, 342 00:13:15,946 --> 00:13:18,850 they'll be able to tell you what you ate two weeks ago. 343 00:13:18,950 --> 00:13:20,653 - While I'm not sure what I ate would still be there, 344 00:13:20,753 --> 00:13:22,775 that's off-topic, I take probiotics. 345 00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:24,658 But the point is, is you just need to focus 346 00:13:24,758 --> 00:13:26,139 and make sure that doesn't happen. 347 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:28,582 - And you need to stop this shit today. 348 00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:30,585 Do you want to win? - Yes. 349 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:33,188 - Do you want full custody? 350 00:13:33,288 --> 00:13:34,510 - Yes. - Do you want this negro 351 00:13:34,610 --> 00:13:36,192 to take half your company and half your money? 352 00:13:36,292 --> 00:13:37,554 - No. - Then we're gonna 353 00:13:37,654 --> 00:13:40,237 do this my way, so no impromptu interviews, 354 00:13:40,337 --> 00:13:41,639 no Twitter fingers, 355 00:13:41,739 --> 00:13:43,161 no confiding in your little girlfriends. 356 00:13:43,261 --> 00:13:45,283 I don't care if you even want to talk to your Mummy. 357 00:13:45,383 --> 00:13:46,405 You're gonna run it by me first. 358 00:13:46,505 --> 00:13:49,449 Do you understand? 359 00:13:49,549 --> 00:13:51,831 - Finally, an excuse not to talk to my mother. 360 00:13:53,393 --> 00:13:54,895 - Kids are in bed, teeth brushed, 361 00:13:54,995 --> 00:13:57,379 just waiting for Mami and Papi to kiss them goodnight. 362 00:13:57,479 --> 00:14:00,062 - Jesus, you are a lifesaver. Thank you very much. 363 00:14:00,162 --> 00:14:01,344 You coming, babe? 364 00:14:01,444 --> 00:14:03,446 - Yeah, I'll be right there. - Okay. 365 00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:12,718 - Jesus, if you quit now, I can fix this. 366 00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:15,641 - Quit? On my first day? I'm sorry. 367 00:14:15,741 --> 00:14:17,964 Did I do something wrong? 368 00:14:18,064 --> 00:14:19,206 - Oh, my God. 369 00:14:19,306 --> 00:14:22,370 You don't remember who I am? 370 00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:26,455 Okay, about a year ago, Tantric Night Club, 371 00:14:26,555 --> 00:14:29,098 we went back to your place, I had cheetah panties on. 372 00:14:29,198 --> 00:14:32,583 We did a little, uh, you know-- 373 00:14:32,683 --> 00:14:36,187 - Oh, claro. Bree. 374 00:14:36,287 --> 00:14:39,551 Sorry. You look different. 375 00:14:39,651 --> 00:14:41,113 - Yeah, that's because I was single, hot, 376 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,635 sexy Bree that night, 377 00:14:42,735 --> 00:14:46,160 and tonight I am Dr. Bree with a husband and two kids 378 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,042 and a manny that I smashed a year ago 379 00:14:48,142 --> 00:14:49,183 while I was separated from the husband 380 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,806 that I am now back with! 381 00:14:50,906 --> 00:14:53,409 - Hey, that's cool. Gary is great. 382 00:14:53,509 --> 00:14:55,091 I'm glad you guys worked it out. 383 00:14:55,191 --> 00:14:57,754 Not enough people today work to save their marriage. 384 00:14:59,156 --> 00:15:01,138 - Thank you? 385 00:15:01,238 --> 00:15:03,021 Are you insane? Stop cleaning! 386 00:15:03,121 --> 00:15:06,145 Jesus, you cannot work here. You gots to go now. 387 00:15:06,245 --> 00:15:09,189 - Tranquila. Relax, Bree, por favor. 388 00:15:09,289 --> 00:15:10,951 It was just one night. 389 00:15:11,051 --> 00:15:12,833 A good one. 390 00:15:12,933 --> 00:15:14,936 But a lifetime ago. 391 00:15:17,218 --> 00:15:19,221 We can get past this, right? 392 00:15:22,305 --> 00:15:23,607 Why don't you try my flan? 393 00:15:23,707 --> 00:15:25,369 ♪ ♪ 394 00:15:25,469 --> 00:15:28,012 - ♪ I said I like it like that ♪ 395 00:15:28,112 --> 00:15:31,256 - Mmm. - ♪ I said I like it like ♪ 396 00:15:31,356 --> 00:15:32,698 - Delicioso, no? 397 00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:34,220 - ♪ I said I like it like that ♪ 398 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:35,742 - Very creamy. 399 00:15:40,327 --> 00:15:41,749 - And when I got home, he was just standing there. 400 00:15:41,849 --> 00:15:45,114 Jesus! He was in my kitchen. 401 00:15:45,214 --> 00:15:47,116 - Was he making cocktails? 402 00:15:47,216 --> 00:15:49,119 - He is the new nanny. 403 00:15:49,219 --> 00:15:51,522 - No. [laughs] No! 404 00:15:51,622 --> 00:15:53,644 - I am losing my mind. My mind is gonna explode, 405 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,126 just like my marriage at some point 406 00:15:55,226 --> 00:15:57,369 because what am I gonna do? - Oh, my gosh. 407 00:15:57,469 --> 00:15:58,971 Y'all will not believe the day I had. 408 00:15:59,071 --> 00:16:01,254 First, it started with Jacob-- - Bitch, my husband just hired 409 00:16:01,354 --> 00:16:02,535 the only other man that I've had sex with 410 00:16:02,635 --> 00:16:04,578 in 20 years as our nanny, 411 00:16:04,678 --> 00:16:07,141 and you just gonna sit down and interrupt a conversation? 412 00:16:07,241 --> 00:16:09,624 - I swear, if Millennials don't have shit else, 413 00:16:09,724 --> 00:16:11,306 they have the fucking audacity. 414 00:16:11,406 --> 00:16:13,709 - Yo, you smashed the nanny? 415 00:16:13,809 --> 00:16:17,754 [laughter] What? What are the odds? 416 00:16:17,854 --> 00:16:21,639 - Well, his name is Jesus. Girl, maybe Spanish Jesus 417 00:16:21,739 --> 00:16:24,002 was sent to heal your vagina and your marriage. 418 00:16:24,102 --> 00:16:27,326 [both laugh] 419 00:16:27,426 --> 00:16:29,049 You know, mysterious ways? 420 00:16:29,149 --> 00:16:31,171 - He works mysterious ways. 421 00:16:31,271 --> 00:16:33,294 - Would you stop it? This is-- I don't see the joke. 422 00:16:33,394 --> 00:16:34,976 This is not funny. 423 00:16:35,076 --> 00:16:37,099 Uh-uh, no. This is serious. If Gary finds out that I-- 424 00:16:37,199 --> 00:16:39,061 - Wait. You haven't told him yet? 425 00:16:39,161 --> 00:16:40,583 - Of course she didn't tell him. 426 00:16:40,683 --> 00:16:42,425 You didn't tell him, did you? 427 00:16:42,525 --> 00:16:43,827 - I told Jesus, "You can't stay here. 428 00:16:43,927 --> 00:16:45,469 You gots to go now, boy." 429 00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:47,031 I told him to quit, 430 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,034 but then he fed me the most delicious piece 431 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:50,516 of flan I have ever had. 432 00:16:50,616 --> 00:16:52,638 He is like a Spanish Gordon Ramsay. 433 00:16:52,738 --> 00:16:54,801 I was just, like, fresh, local ingredients? 434 00:16:54,901 --> 00:16:56,403 Yes, sir. That is a thick milk. 435 00:16:56,503 --> 00:16:58,766 Listen, now that I'm saying this out loud, 436 00:16:58,866 --> 00:17:00,448 I think I might be able to ride with this. 437 00:17:00,548 --> 00:17:01,890 Truly. - Mmm, 438 00:17:01,990 --> 00:17:03,772 you gonna wind up riding that thing out. 439 00:17:03,872 --> 00:17:05,855 Honey, you're playing with fuego. 440 00:17:05,955 --> 00:17:08,538 - I think you should just tell Gary the truth. 441 00:17:08,638 --> 00:17:10,340 This happened while you all were separated, 442 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:11,902 and he was with that bitch Monica, anyway. 443 00:17:12,002 --> 00:17:13,825 - Mm. - But that still doesn't mean 444 00:17:13,925 --> 00:17:16,188 he wants Jesus playing "Twister" with his kids. 445 00:17:16,288 --> 00:17:19,712 - Ooh! - So you should probably tell. 446 00:17:19,812 --> 00:17:21,915 - The worst part is that I am 447 00:17:22,015 --> 00:17:24,118 the one who convinced Gary to hire a nanny. 448 00:17:24,218 --> 00:17:25,680 - Mm-mm, honey, I think the worst part 449 00:17:25,780 --> 00:17:26,921 is that you fucked him. 450 00:17:27,021 --> 00:17:29,244 I mean, but I see the irony. 451 00:17:29,344 --> 00:17:31,367 - I am begging for a subject change right now. 452 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,730 - Okay, great. 453 00:17:33,830 --> 00:17:36,013 I was hoping somebody would ask. 454 00:17:36,113 --> 00:17:39,737 Nigel invited me to a Caribbean house party tonight. 455 00:17:39,837 --> 00:17:40,819 - I'm down. 456 00:17:40,919 --> 00:17:41,980 - Oh, that's a hard pass for me. 457 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,902 House party? I don't know that person. 458 00:17:44,002 --> 00:17:46,346 - Oh, no, no. It's his sister's birthday, 459 00:17:46,446 --> 00:17:49,950 and it's my first time meeting her and all of his friends, 460 00:17:50,050 --> 00:17:52,593 and I'm nervous, y'all. 461 00:17:52,693 --> 00:17:54,436 - You are Hazel Rochelle. 462 00:17:54,536 --> 00:17:56,198 Everyone loves you. 463 00:17:56,298 --> 00:17:58,841 - But what if they don't like me? 464 00:17:58,941 --> 00:18:02,406 I need my girl there, and you, too, new girl. 465 00:18:02,506 --> 00:18:04,008 Or else I'll just be all in my head, 466 00:18:04,108 --> 00:18:05,930 and you know how I can get. 467 00:18:06,030 --> 00:18:07,973 Come on, Breety, please? 468 00:18:08,073 --> 00:18:10,496 - Please? - Oh, God, stop that. 469 00:18:10,596 --> 00:18:12,699 Okay, I will go if there's enough liquor 470 00:18:12,799 --> 00:18:15,182 because God knows I can't get any liquor over here. 471 00:18:15,282 --> 00:18:17,144 My drink is broken. Where's the waiter? 472 00:18:17,244 --> 00:18:20,068 [Popcan's "Numbers Don't Lie" playing] 473 00:18:20,168 --> 00:18:26,636 ♪ ♪ 474 00:18:26,736 --> 00:18:28,358 ♪ I am way up ♪ 475 00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:30,361 ♪ High like the Fourth of July ♪ 476 00:18:30,461 --> 00:18:33,004 ♪ From a pretty girl roll up ♪ 477 00:18:33,104 --> 00:18:35,287 ♪ Shootin' me shot like Kawhi ♪ 478 00:18:35,387 --> 00:18:37,970 ♪ What 'mount of girl me have, yeah ♪ 479 00:18:38,070 --> 00:18:39,933 ♪ Numbers don't lie, yeah ♪ 480 00:18:40,033 --> 00:18:42,736 ♪ What 'mount of-- me have, yeah ♪ 481 00:18:42,836 --> 00:18:44,659 ♪ Numbers don't lie, yeah ♪ 482 00:18:44,759 --> 00:18:46,261 ♪ What 'mount of respect we have, yeah ♪ 483 00:18:46,361 --> 00:18:47,823 - We overdressed. 484 00:18:47,923 --> 00:18:49,425 - We look like the chaperones. 485 00:18:49,525 --> 00:18:50,426 - Should we go home and change? 486 00:18:50,526 --> 00:18:52,148 - No, no, no, we're fine. 487 00:18:52,248 --> 00:18:54,591 Sexy, big-sister fine, but still. 488 00:18:54,691 --> 00:18:57,234 - I need more than fine. 489 00:18:57,334 --> 00:18:58,636 You know how it is when friends and family 490 00:18:58,736 --> 00:19:00,078 give you the thumbs-down, 491 00:19:00,178 --> 00:19:02,601 and then boom, relationship over! 492 00:19:02,701 --> 00:19:04,964 - Okay, it didn't work like that when I disapproved, so. 493 00:19:05,064 --> 00:19:07,087 - It's not a perfect science, Bree. 494 00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,650 - Okay. - Boonoonoonos. 495 00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:12,333 - Hi. - Mmm, mmm, mmm, 496 00:19:12,433 --> 00:19:17,560 my beautiful girl, mmm! 497 00:19:18,561 --> 00:19:20,263 - [clears throat] 498 00:19:20,363 --> 00:19:21,465 - And beautiful ladies. 499 00:19:21,565 --> 00:19:23,027 - Yeah, we're here, too. - Thanks. 500 00:19:23,127 --> 00:19:26,351 - Hazel, this is my big sister, Mia. 501 00:19:26,451 --> 00:19:31,237 - Hi, Mia. It is so nice to meet you. 502 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,640 - You, too! I told Nigel 503 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:36,804 I had to meet the person responsible for his smile, 504 00:19:36,904 --> 00:19:40,128 and when he said it was you, I died. 505 00:19:40,228 --> 00:19:43,092 I love your music since I was a kid! 506 00:19:43,192 --> 00:19:47,097 - Ah. [laughs] He makes me smile, too. 507 00:19:47,197 --> 00:19:49,740 These are my good friends, Bree and Jayla. 508 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,462 - Happy birthday! - Dope party. 509 00:19:51,562 --> 00:19:54,746 - Thank you, but enough talking. 510 00:19:54,846 --> 00:19:57,270 Let's dance, and turn it up, eh? 511 00:19:57,370 --> 00:20:02,116 - Yeah, it's about to get litty! Litty! 512 00:20:02,216 --> 00:20:04,439 Ow! Ow, ow. 513 00:20:04,539 --> 00:20:06,681 - Wind the waist, wind the waist, 514 00:20:06,781 --> 00:20:08,163 wind the bottom, wind the waist. 515 00:20:08,263 --> 00:20:11,207 Okay, okay, wait. Just help me down really quick. 516 00:20:11,307 --> 00:20:12,529 - ♪ Yeah, you're killing the rest ♪ 517 00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:15,693 ♪ Can't even come close with you ♪ 518 00:20:15,793 --> 00:20:19,778 ♪ Finally, you love how we got it ♪ 519 00:20:19,878 --> 00:20:21,500 - Oh, with the tongue. 520 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:22,902 It's the faces for me. 521 00:20:23,002 --> 00:20:25,906 - Mm-hmm. The hips for me. 522 00:20:26,006 --> 00:20:29,190 ♪ ♪ 523 00:20:29,290 --> 00:20:31,753 - ♪ I'll be waiting at the bar ♪ 524 00:20:31,853 --> 00:20:33,355 - [laughing] - ♪ Baby, come over ♪ 525 00:20:33,455 --> 00:20:35,157 - Ooh! - Oh! You remember when 526 00:20:35,257 --> 00:20:37,280 we could move like that? 527 00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:39,443 - No. Mm-mm, I've never been able to move like that. 528 00:20:39,543 --> 00:20:40,964 - Speak for yourself. - That's nothing. 529 00:20:41,064 --> 00:20:42,126 I could do that. 530 00:20:42,226 --> 00:20:44,969 ♪ ♪ 531 00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:47,573 - Ow. What? 532 00:20:47,673 --> 00:20:50,136 I can't work it no more. I'm just going to keep it cute. 533 00:20:50,236 --> 00:20:52,219 - Okay, Hazel, we're surrounded by children. 534 00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,822 Nigel's cousin asked me to dance, and I just, like, 535 00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:56,544 wanted to whip my titty out to breastfeed him. 536 00:20:56,644 --> 00:20:58,506 [laughter] - Bree, what? 537 00:20:58,606 --> 00:21:00,549 - Not in a sexual way, but, like, in a nourishing way. 538 00:21:00,649 --> 00:21:02,551 - Stop! Just stop. [laughter] 539 00:21:02,651 --> 00:21:04,834 - It felt right. It felt real comfortable. 540 00:21:04,934 --> 00:21:07,518 - Hey, ladies. Having fun? all: Yes! 541 00:21:07,618 --> 00:21:09,961 - This is amazing. We're so glad 542 00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:11,563 we could celebrate your birthday with you tonight. 543 00:21:11,663 --> 00:21:13,405 - Yeah, me, too. 544 00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:14,887 Hazel, I've been wanting to have 545 00:21:14,987 --> 00:21:16,489 a little one-on-one time with you. 546 00:21:16,589 --> 00:21:19,052 Would you ladies mind if I steal Hazel away for a few? 547 00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:22,937 - Not at all! - Watch my purse, okay? 548 00:21:23,037 --> 00:21:24,339 - Okay. - Thank you. Okay. 549 00:21:24,439 --> 00:21:26,742 - Okay! - Okay. 550 00:21:26,842 --> 00:21:29,065 - Aw, she seems so sweet. 551 00:21:29,165 --> 00:21:30,787 - No, she doesn't. 552 00:21:30,887 --> 00:21:32,629 I'm just saying, I don't trust anyone that doesn't 553 00:21:32,729 --> 00:21:35,553 wear zippers or buttons or has their bra out like that. 554 00:21:35,653 --> 00:21:37,595 - You look so beautiful. I love it. 555 00:21:37,695 --> 00:21:41,400 - Thank you so much. So do you. 556 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,483 This is really a great party. 557 00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:45,125 - Oh, thanks. 558 00:21:45,225 --> 00:21:47,127 I guess when you get up to your age, birthday parties 559 00:21:47,227 --> 00:21:49,450 aren't a celebration as much as a, 560 00:21:49,550 --> 00:21:51,713 "Oh, shit, I'm almost dead." 561 00:21:52,594 --> 00:21:56,139 - [scoffs] Excuse me? 562 00:21:56,239 --> 00:21:58,462 - You know how sad this looks, right? 563 00:21:58,562 --> 00:22:00,544 Rich lady throwing coin 'round to land a young bird 564 00:22:00,644 --> 00:22:03,268 who doesn't know better? 565 00:22:03,368 --> 00:22:05,190 - Okay, I don't know 566 00:22:05,290 --> 00:22:10,316 who this is more insulting to-- me or to Nigel. 567 00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:12,039 - You. 568 00:22:12,139 --> 00:22:14,802 We already have a mother, so before he gets too attached, 569 00:22:14,902 --> 00:22:17,726 and you get bored and hop to the next pretty young thing, 570 00:22:17,826 --> 00:22:20,689 please move on, Stella. 571 00:22:20,789 --> 00:22:24,374 Your growth is not here. 572 00:22:24,474 --> 00:22:26,697 Stacy, hi! 573 00:22:26,797 --> 00:22:28,940 ♪ ♪ 574 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,622 - The nerve. 575 00:22:30,722 --> 00:22:33,866 I'm only 19 years older. - Hm. 576 00:22:33,966 --> 00:22:36,709 - Oh, God. When you say it like that, 577 00:22:36,809 --> 00:22:39,673 do you think everybody here is looking at me that way? 578 00:22:39,773 --> 00:22:41,075 - Well, I don't think anyone 579 00:22:41,175 --> 00:22:42,677 is looking at us at all. 580 00:22:42,777 --> 00:22:44,119 No offense. 581 00:22:44,219 --> 00:22:46,121 - Hazel, do not let Mia get into your head. 582 00:22:46,221 --> 00:22:48,484 Your relationship with Nigel is none of her business. 583 00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:50,367 - Exactly. Anyone who loves him 584 00:22:50,467 --> 00:22:53,370 shouldn't be giving you shit for doing the same thing. 585 00:22:53,470 --> 00:22:56,695 - Right. You're right. You're right. 586 00:22:56,795 --> 00:22:59,138 Seriously, thank you guys so much for being here. 587 00:22:59,238 --> 00:23:00,579 - Girl, you know we got you. 588 00:23:00,679 --> 00:23:02,101 Now can I get something to drink 589 00:23:02,201 --> 00:23:03,904 because this Mia girl is killing my vibe. 590 00:23:04,004 --> 00:23:06,066 - Right. I'll get us a drink. - Whew! 591 00:23:06,166 --> 00:23:07,989 She's too small to be that nasty. 592 00:23:08,089 --> 00:23:09,390 - Petty. - Really. 593 00:23:09,490 --> 00:23:13,035 - Here you go. Here you go. - Thank you. 594 00:23:13,135 --> 00:23:15,238 - Is this any good? - Oh, honey, 595 00:23:15,338 --> 00:23:17,441 if there's one thing Jamaicans are good at-- 596 00:23:17,541 --> 00:23:21,406 well, two things-- one of them is rum punch! 597 00:23:21,506 --> 00:23:23,929 - Mmm. 598 00:23:24,029 --> 00:23:25,851 - Mmm. - Mmm. It's pretty good. 599 00:23:25,951 --> 00:23:27,093 - Yeah, it hits you in the bag. 600 00:23:27,193 --> 00:23:28,815 It's a little room temp. I'll be right back. 601 00:23:28,915 --> 00:23:30,917 May I have some ice? 602 00:23:34,722 --> 00:23:37,305 - Is that papaya? - [clears throat] 603 00:23:37,405 --> 00:23:38,467 - Don't freak out, but the bartender 604 00:23:38,567 --> 00:23:39,909 is just using his bare hands. 605 00:23:40,009 --> 00:23:43,153 - [spits] - Mmm! Mmm! 606 00:23:43,253 --> 00:23:45,115 - Spit it right in your cup. 607 00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:48,960 - What are you doing all the way over here? 608 00:23:49,060 --> 00:23:51,523 Weh yaw seh? - [laughs] 609 00:23:51,623 --> 00:23:54,006 What? Ooh. 610 00:23:54,106 --> 00:23:55,969 Ohh, I don't understand what you're saying, 611 00:23:56,069 --> 00:24:00,014 but I feel the same way. [laughs] 612 00:24:00,114 --> 00:24:01,576 Mmm. 613 00:24:01,676 --> 00:24:03,138 - All righty, then. 614 00:24:03,238 --> 00:24:05,301 We're gonna go home and slip on our bonnets, 615 00:24:05,401 --> 00:24:07,383 watch some random crime television, you know, 616 00:24:07,483 --> 00:24:08,865 standard Black girl pleasantries. 617 00:24:08,965 --> 00:24:10,387 - Oh, that's so sad. 618 00:24:10,487 --> 00:24:12,269 I'm gonna stay here with my boo. 619 00:24:12,369 --> 00:24:14,672 - Okay, see you later. - Have fun. 620 00:24:14,772 --> 00:24:18,117 - [kisses] Thanks. 621 00:24:18,217 --> 00:24:19,719 - How you like the party? 622 00:24:19,819 --> 00:24:21,601 - Thank you for coming. Thank you for coming. 623 00:24:21,701 --> 00:24:24,605 - Oh, I just have to do one more thing. 624 00:24:24,705 --> 00:24:27,008 Hey! Happy birthday, again, 625 00:24:27,108 --> 00:24:29,691 and I just wanna say, I get it. 626 00:24:29,791 --> 00:24:30,973 - You get what? 627 00:24:31,073 --> 00:24:33,336 - You, your worries and your judgments 628 00:24:33,436 --> 00:24:34,898 that you might have about our friend, 629 00:24:34,998 --> 00:24:36,700 kinda like the same worries we had about your brother 630 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,863 maybe taking Hazel's coin or even 631 00:24:38,963 --> 00:24:41,786 if she has an early midlife crisis coming on or something. 632 00:24:41,886 --> 00:24:44,710 - [laughs] Not that early. 633 00:24:44,810 --> 00:24:47,073 - Look, I didn't come here to read a Black woman 634 00:24:47,173 --> 00:24:48,835 at her bootleg carnival shindig 635 00:24:48,935 --> 00:24:51,478 with the nasty, unsanitary punch. 636 00:24:51,578 --> 00:24:52,920 But here's the deal. 637 00:24:53,020 --> 00:24:55,083 The deck is already stacked up against us 638 00:24:55,183 --> 00:24:56,765 when it comes to finding true love, 639 00:24:56,865 --> 00:24:59,929 which is why I support real Black love when I see it. 640 00:25:00,029 --> 00:25:02,532 'Cause for some of us, that shit is fleeting. 641 00:25:02,632 --> 00:25:05,136 Hazel and Nigel finding each other is a good thing, 642 00:25:05,236 --> 00:25:07,558 and I hope you'll realise that when you grow up. 643 00:25:10,442 --> 00:25:14,187 - Noted. Whatever. 644 00:25:14,287 --> 00:25:16,029 - Oh, my feet are killing me. 645 00:25:16,129 --> 00:25:18,192 I had such a good time! 646 00:25:18,292 --> 00:25:20,355 - Me, I go rub them later for you. 647 00:25:20,455 --> 00:25:23,158 - Thank you. - So I saw you and Mia 648 00:25:23,258 --> 00:25:25,000 talking earlier. 649 00:25:25,100 --> 00:25:26,763 Should I be worried? 650 00:25:26,863 --> 00:25:30,848 - No, she's just looking out for you. 651 00:25:30,948 --> 00:25:32,209 I respect that. 652 00:25:32,309 --> 00:25:36,134 [upbeat acoustic music] 653 00:25:36,234 --> 00:25:43,023 - ♪ Caught me at the right time, baby, oh ♪ 654 00:25:43,123 --> 00:25:46,547 ♪ I was at the edge ♪ 655 00:25:46,647 --> 00:25:49,912 ♪ I was at the end ♪ 656 00:25:50,012 --> 00:25:52,675 ♪ Made me feel like there is ♪ 657 00:25:52,775 --> 00:25:55,639 - Everything criss? 658 00:25:55,739 --> 00:25:58,563 - Whose voice is that? - ♪ Made me feel alive ♪ 659 00:25:58,663 --> 00:26:00,084 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 660 00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:01,847 ♪ Tell me I'm a sign ♪ 661 00:26:01,947 --> 00:26:05,571 ♪ Baby, where would I be without your love? ♪ 662 00:26:05,671 --> 00:26:10,177 - That's Regina Crowell. - You know her? 663 00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:12,380 - Man, we go way back. 664 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,564 - ♪ Probably gone, oh ♪ 665 00:26:17,847 --> 00:26:23,373 ♪ 'Cause it feels like CPR ♪ 666 00:26:25,056 --> 00:26:27,338 - I think I found my new artist. 667 00:26:35,629 --> 00:26:37,531 - And here's the pitch, and, again, way outside 668 00:26:37,631 --> 00:26:40,175 but heads down to first. That was a fantastic at bat. 669 00:26:40,275 --> 00:26:43,459 - Mmm! - Oop, I'm sorry, Gare-bear. 670 00:26:43,559 --> 00:26:45,381 Did I wake you, Gare-bear? - Mm-mm. 671 00:26:45,481 --> 00:26:47,704 - Were you sleeping? - No. Well-- 672 00:26:47,804 --> 00:26:50,067 I was just resting my eyes. - Are you hungry? 673 00:26:50,167 --> 00:26:52,510 - Um-- - 'Cause there is some lasagna 674 00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:54,433 that Jesus made in the microwave, and FYI, 675 00:26:54,533 --> 00:26:57,196 I'm never eating frozen again. [both laugh] 676 00:26:57,296 --> 00:26:58,798 Did you have fun? 677 00:26:58,898 --> 00:27:01,561 - Uh, I am way too old for the kind of night that I had. 678 00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:03,684 I would much rather be home with my man. 679 00:27:03,784 --> 00:27:06,087 - Oh, baby. Well, with Jesus here, 680 00:27:06,187 --> 00:27:08,450 you know, I love the fact that we can do more of that now. 681 00:27:08,550 --> 00:27:09,932 - Yeah, and about that-- 682 00:27:10,032 --> 00:27:11,774 - And he's teaching the kids how to speak Spanish. 683 00:27:11,874 --> 00:27:14,337 - Our kids? - Our kids, and get this. 684 00:27:14,437 --> 00:27:15,779 I started working on my book. 685 00:27:15,879 --> 00:27:17,181 - What? - Yes, I did. 686 00:27:17,281 --> 00:27:18,903 - That is amazing. Are you serious? 687 00:27:19,003 --> 00:27:20,385 - Mm-hmm. 688 00:27:20,485 --> 00:27:23,229 - Okay, Black "Twilight," you better come through. 689 00:27:23,329 --> 00:27:25,271 Oh, baby, you're awesome. 690 00:27:25,371 --> 00:27:27,274 - Oh, no, no, we are awesome, and, you know, 691 00:27:27,374 --> 00:27:29,717 for the first time in a long time, baby, 692 00:27:29,817 --> 00:27:33,241 everything just feels right. 693 00:27:33,341 --> 00:27:37,366 Hmm? Mmm. 694 00:27:37,466 --> 00:27:41,051 - Yeah. Uh-huh. Things feel right. 695 00:27:41,151 --> 00:27:43,153 - ♪ I don't know what to do ♪ 696 00:27:54,287 --> 00:27:56,190 - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ - ♪ Number one, yeah ♪ 697 00:27:56,290 --> 00:27:58,112 ♪ I'm still number one ♪ - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ 698 00:27:58,212 --> 00:28:01,116 - ♪ Number one, always be number one ♪ 699 00:28:01,216 --> 00:28:04,000 ♪ Held you down, took you from minor to major ♪ 700 00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:06,403 ♪ You won't admit it, you're the fruits of my labor ♪ 701 00:28:06,503 --> 00:28:08,165 - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ - ♪ Number one, yeah ♪ 702 00:28:08,265 --> 00:28:10,127 ♪ I'm still number one ♪ - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ 703 00:28:10,227 --> 00:28:13,011 - ♪ Number one, always be number one ♪ 704 00:28:13,111 --> 00:28:15,094 ♪ Don't forget it, yeah, I'm still number one ♪ 705 00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:17,196 - ♪ Hell yeah ♪