1 00:00:02,152 --> 00:00:03,033 - Previously on "First Wives Club." 2 00:00:03,113 --> 00:00:05,135 - I know I filed for divorce, 3 00:00:05,235 --> 00:00:06,577 but he was supposed to keep fighting for me. 4 00:00:06,677 --> 00:00:08,059 I have an emergency. 5 00:00:08,159 --> 00:00:10,222 Jesus, the bartender, he wants to give me the D! 6 00:00:10,322 --> 00:00:12,905 - Ah, don't overthink it, and have some fun. 7 00:00:13,005 --> 00:00:16,069 - I think you'd do well to go back to the actual place 8 00:00:16,169 --> 00:00:18,833 where you first remember falling in love with Gary. 9 00:00:18,933 --> 00:00:19,954 - I wanna work on our marriage. 10 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:22,517 - So happy to hear you say that. 11 00:00:22,617 --> 00:00:24,880 - Running his campaign is a full-time job. 12 00:00:24,980 --> 00:00:26,963 I quit. Effective immediately. 13 00:00:27,063 --> 00:00:29,486 - I can live with losing the Senate race, 14 00:00:29,586 --> 00:00:31,368 but I can't live with losing you. 15 00:00:31,468 --> 00:00:33,130 - Tell me you don't miss practicing law. 16 00:00:33,230 --> 00:00:34,813 - I ain't going to Albany. 17 00:00:34,913 --> 00:00:37,496 - I am not interested in being in that town 18 00:00:37,596 --> 00:00:39,138 without my wife by my side. 19 00:00:39,238 --> 00:00:41,141 ♪ ♪ 20 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:43,023 - [screaming] - Yo, chill! 21 00:00:43,123 --> 00:00:45,947 - I wanna do a partnership-- 60, 40. 22 00:00:46,047 --> 00:00:47,949 - Make it 65, 35. 23 00:00:48,049 --> 00:00:50,793 - It's our drama that is climbing the top of the charts. 24 00:00:50,893 --> 00:00:52,034 Not your song. 25 00:00:52,134 --> 00:00:55,278 - I would rather fail on my own 26 00:00:55,378 --> 00:00:58,082 than succeed with your punk ass. 27 00:00:58,182 --> 00:01:00,084 - He stole millions from Hazel 28 00:01:00,184 --> 00:01:01,766 and used that money to start the new label. 29 00:01:01,866 --> 00:01:03,448 - Shut up and get in the van! - [grunts] 30 00:01:03,548 --> 00:01:06,933 - I found your bank accounts and your tax forms, 31 00:01:07,033 --> 00:01:08,615 both sets. 32 00:01:08,715 --> 00:01:13,261 - All right, what you want? - Everything. 33 00:01:13,361 --> 00:01:16,305 - So what's next for you and your new label? 34 00:01:16,405 --> 00:01:18,908 - When women support each other, 35 00:01:19,008 --> 00:01:21,010 there's nothing we can't do. 36 00:01:24,134 --> 00:01:26,638 ["Juice" by Lizzo playing] 37 00:01:26,738 --> 00:01:29,641 [upbeat pop music] 38 00:01:29,741 --> 00:01:33,286 ♪ ♪ 39 00:01:33,386 --> 00:01:36,009 - Cliché, yes, but it's true what they say. 40 00:01:36,109 --> 00:01:38,092 Good friends make you laugh a little louder, 41 00:01:38,192 --> 00:01:40,134 smile a little bigger, 42 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:42,457 and make life in general a little better. 43 00:01:42,557 --> 00:01:45,741 Well, in our case, a hell of a lot better. 44 00:01:45,841 --> 00:01:48,385 But being a good friend takes effort. 45 00:01:48,485 --> 00:01:50,347 It's all a big balancing act: 46 00:01:50,447 --> 00:01:53,071 trying to be a good mother. 47 00:01:53,171 --> 00:01:54,913 - ♪ I be dripping so much sauce ♪ 48 00:01:55,013 --> 00:01:58,558 - A good partner, despite being over 3,000 miles away. 49 00:01:58,658 --> 00:01:59,959 - ♪ Crystal ball ♪ 50 00:02:00,059 --> 00:02:00,921 ♪ That's cool, baby, so is you ♪ 51 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:02,002 ♪ That's how I roll ♪ 52 00:02:02,102 --> 00:02:03,764 - Just landed. 53 00:02:03,864 --> 00:02:05,406 - ♪ Everybody gonna shine ♪ 54 00:02:05,506 --> 00:02:07,489 - And kick-ass at work. 55 00:02:07,589 --> 00:02:11,213 Night after night after night. 56 00:02:11,313 --> 00:02:14,137 - ♪ Better over time ♪ 57 00:02:14,237 --> 00:02:15,979 ♪ Heard you say I'm not the baddest ♪ 58 00:02:16,079 --> 00:02:17,862 ♪ You lyin' ♪ 59 00:02:17,962 --> 00:02:19,664 - And even when you think 60 00:02:19,764 --> 00:02:22,988 you've managed to balance it all, 61 00:02:23,088 --> 00:02:25,792 life still throws you a curve ball anyway. 62 00:02:25,892 --> 00:02:29,596 - ♪ It ain't my fault that I'm out here making news ♪ 63 00:02:29,696 --> 00:02:30,918 ♪ I'm the pudding in the proof ♪ 64 00:02:31,018 --> 00:02:33,722 ♪ Gotta blame it on my juice ♪ 65 00:02:33,822 --> 00:02:37,807 - And with 20 million users worldwide, 66 00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:42,252 Anonymou.sly's profits this year will exceed 100 million. 67 00:02:42,352 --> 00:02:43,574 [crowd gasping] 68 00:02:43,674 --> 00:02:45,136 Not bad for a Black girl from the Bronx. 69 00:02:45,236 --> 00:02:46,458 [laughter] 70 00:02:46,558 --> 00:02:50,142 Listen, my very existence is proof 71 00:02:50,242 --> 00:02:52,265 that one need not come from money 72 00:02:52,365 --> 00:02:54,388 or have an MBA from Wharton 73 00:02:54,488 --> 00:02:57,511 to be a successful multi-millionaire entrepreneur. 74 00:02:57,611 --> 00:03:00,515 All you need is a good idea, 75 00:03:00,615 --> 00:03:02,518 a great demand for that idea, 76 00:03:02,618 --> 00:03:04,520 and the balls to make it happen. 77 00:03:04,620 --> 00:03:06,242 [chuckles] 78 00:03:06,342 --> 00:03:08,405 Now, questions from the audience, 79 00:03:08,505 --> 00:03:10,488 and I do mean questions. 80 00:03:10,588 --> 00:03:12,931 - Maxine Hart. - Yes, yes. 81 00:03:13,031 --> 00:03:14,613 What's your question? 82 00:03:14,713 --> 00:03:17,216 - Maxine Hart, on behalf of your husband, 83 00:03:17,316 --> 00:03:19,619 Brian Hart, you've been served. 84 00:03:19,719 --> 00:03:25,186 ♪ ♪ 85 00:03:25,286 --> 00:03:27,149 - That's some savage shit right there. 86 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:29,872 - So savage, but I'm not gonna lie, I'm kind of impressed. 87 00:03:29,972 --> 00:03:31,314 - Total dick move, 88 00:03:31,414 --> 00:03:32,515 but well-played if you're going for views. 89 00:03:32,615 --> 00:03:33,717 - 2 million and counting. 90 00:03:33,817 --> 00:03:35,359 - Well, listen, Jayla, Robin and I 91 00:03:35,459 --> 00:03:37,161 are taking a big risk by giving you this case. 92 00:03:37,261 --> 00:03:38,883 - And the only reason why we agreed 93 00:03:38,983 --> 00:03:40,565 is that Ari personally vouched for you. 94 00:03:40,665 --> 00:03:43,249 - And she also blackmailed us by refusing to set up 95 00:03:43,349 --> 00:03:44,691 the LA office if we didn't agree. 96 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:46,172 - She has massive shoes to fill. 97 00:03:46,272 --> 00:03:48,976 - Now you are overwhelming me with your confidence. 98 00:03:49,076 --> 00:03:51,619 - Well, this case has the potential to be huge for us. 99 00:03:51,719 --> 00:03:53,181 We can't afford to make any mistakes. 100 00:03:53,281 --> 00:03:55,544 - Wow, well, ladies, thank you for the pep talk, 101 00:03:55,644 --> 00:03:58,588 but let me remind you, I spent two years in Syracuse 102 00:03:58,688 --> 00:04:00,791 clerking for the Supreme Court justice, 103 00:04:00,891 --> 00:04:02,273 followed by three years as a litigator. 104 00:04:02,373 --> 00:04:04,075 And if that's not enough, 105 00:04:04,175 --> 00:04:06,638 I survived one of the meanest, nastiest divorces in history 106 00:04:06,738 --> 00:04:08,761 from a soul-sucking sorry excuse of a man. 107 00:04:08,861 --> 00:04:11,364 I not only won, I annihilated him. 108 00:04:11,464 --> 00:04:13,967 - Well, as long as you can back up that cockiness. 109 00:04:14,067 --> 00:04:15,209 Who's representing the husband? 110 00:04:15,309 --> 00:04:17,131 - Jacob Rosen. - Shit, he is good. 111 00:04:17,231 --> 00:04:18,453 - Brilliant, strategic. 112 00:04:18,553 --> 00:04:20,015 Knows how to wear a suit. - Mm-hmm. 113 00:04:20,115 --> 00:04:21,657 - Wouldn't mind seeing him without one. 114 00:04:21,757 --> 00:04:23,299 - I don't care if he can bend it like Beckham. 115 00:04:23,399 --> 00:04:25,101 I'm a Scorpio. So trust, 116 00:04:25,201 --> 00:04:26,823 he's not ready for what I got coming. 117 00:04:26,923 --> 00:04:28,626 - All right, ladies, I have an 11:00 118 00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:30,148 with a certain Knicks player's wife 119 00:04:30,248 --> 00:04:31,710 who's got her husband's threesome on tape. 120 00:04:31,810 --> 00:04:33,672 both: Ooh! - That's so good. 121 00:04:33,772 --> 00:04:35,755 - You have fun with that, and Jayla and I 122 00:04:35,855 --> 00:04:38,037 will just keep you looped in on the whole Maxine situation. 123 00:04:38,137 --> 00:04:40,120 - All right. - Absolutely. 124 00:04:40,220 --> 00:04:43,124 [laidback music] 125 00:04:43,224 --> 00:04:44,766 ♪ ♪ 126 00:04:44,866 --> 00:04:46,088 - Hey, babe. 127 00:04:46,188 --> 00:04:48,170 - Of course, you call me back 128 00:04:48,270 --> 00:04:50,653 as I'm literally walking into a meeting. 129 00:04:50,753 --> 00:04:52,295 - How's the office looking? 130 00:04:52,395 --> 00:04:55,579 - Oh, God, looks somewhere between screaming and crying, 131 00:04:55,679 --> 00:04:58,022 and I'm gonna be doing interview all day. 132 00:04:58,122 --> 00:05:01,827 - Oh, I'm sorry. FaceTime dinner tonight? 133 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:03,910 - Yes, done. 134 00:05:04,010 --> 00:05:05,792 It's a date. I love you. 135 00:05:05,892 --> 00:05:07,955 - Love you too, beautiful. 136 00:05:08,055 --> 00:05:10,558 ♪ ♪ 137 00:05:10,658 --> 00:05:11,880 - Dr. Washington? 138 00:05:11,980 --> 00:05:13,001 - Yeah. - Your daughter called again. 139 00:05:13,101 --> 00:05:14,523 - Oh, can you tell her I'll be home 140 00:05:14,623 --> 00:05:16,245 in 30 minutes or less or she gets a free pizza? 141 00:05:16,345 --> 00:05:18,368 - Sure. 142 00:05:18,468 --> 00:05:20,411 - Very impressive, Dr. Washington. 143 00:05:20,511 --> 00:05:24,496 [sensual music] 144 00:05:24,596 --> 00:05:26,859 - Damn, damn. 145 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:30,023 Thank you so much, everybody, for that record-time surgery. 146 00:05:30,123 --> 00:05:31,585 Thank you so much. 147 00:05:31,685 --> 00:05:34,068 - I'm Dr. Reynard, the new hospital administrator. 148 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:35,229 - I'm Dr. Washington. 149 00:05:35,329 --> 00:05:37,272 Nice to--oh. - Pleasure. 150 00:05:37,372 --> 00:05:38,473 - You couldn't wait till I didn't look 151 00:05:38,573 --> 00:05:39,555 like an ad for Mr. Bubble? 152 00:05:39,655 --> 00:05:40,756 - Oh, you look beautiful. 153 00:05:40,856 --> 00:05:42,358 - You're beautiful. - What? 154 00:05:42,458 --> 00:05:44,120 - What? - Listen, 155 00:05:44,220 --> 00:05:45,923 it's not every day you get to see nerve surgery 156 00:05:46,023 --> 00:05:47,164 of the brachial plexus, 157 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:49,487 especially when executed so flawlessly. 158 00:05:49,587 --> 00:05:50,969 - Well, thank you so much. 159 00:05:51,069 --> 00:05:52,971 Did you take a video because I'd love to see it? 160 00:05:53,071 --> 00:05:54,694 - We did not, 161 00:05:54,794 --> 00:05:56,656 but I'll be keeping an eye on you, Dr. Washington. 162 00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:59,660 - Okay, I'll be keeping an eye on you, Dr. Reynard. 163 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,342 - Good day. - You too. 164 00:06:01,442 --> 00:06:03,304 "I'll keeping an eye on you." 165 00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:05,827 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm okay--you okay? 166 00:06:05,927 --> 00:06:07,269 - Mm-hmm. - Great. 167 00:06:07,369 --> 00:06:08,951 Can you order a pizza and send it to my house? 168 00:06:09,051 --> 00:06:10,433 You knew I was lying when I said I'd be home 169 00:06:10,533 --> 00:06:14,318 in 30 minutes or less. 170 00:06:14,418 --> 00:06:16,441 Judgy. 171 00:06:16,541 --> 00:06:19,405 - ♪ Boy, you want that ooh na na ♪ 172 00:06:19,505 --> 00:06:21,567 - All right, you're ready 173 00:06:21,667 --> 00:06:24,371 for something sweet and delicious? 174 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:26,974 - [laughs] Mmm. 175 00:06:27,074 --> 00:06:29,017 Mmm... 176 00:06:29,117 --> 00:06:30,819 ♪ ♪ 177 00:06:30,919 --> 00:06:35,465 Not what I had in mind, but I like it. 178 00:06:35,565 --> 00:06:38,068 - That was just one appetiser, you know, 179 00:06:38,168 --> 00:06:43,555 but me have the full entrée. 180 00:06:43,655 --> 00:06:45,277 - Yes, you do. 181 00:06:45,377 --> 00:06:46,839 - [clears throat] 182 00:06:46,939 --> 00:06:50,323 - Curtis? This is not a good time. 183 00:06:50,423 --> 00:06:52,686 - Problem is, there never is a good time. 184 00:06:52,786 --> 00:06:56,972 - What can I say? I'm busy, Curtis. 185 00:06:57,072 --> 00:06:58,854 - Your call logs. Mostly Ari and Bree. 186 00:06:58,954 --> 00:07:00,336 - Tell them we'll have dinner 187 00:07:00,436 --> 00:07:01,898 at Chez Ballari when I get back. 188 00:07:01,998 --> 00:07:04,141 - Will do. Also, several talent managers 189 00:07:04,241 --> 00:07:06,463 that I assume you want me to schedule appointments with. 190 00:07:06,563 --> 00:07:08,947 - Why are you so annoying? 191 00:07:09,047 --> 00:07:11,910 - Because I have to be. 192 00:07:12,010 --> 00:07:14,113 Hazel, you forget your time is no longer your own. 193 00:07:14,213 --> 00:07:17,197 It belongs to FAI because they write the cheques, 194 00:07:17,297 --> 00:07:20,321 which we love for Ladies First, 195 00:07:20,421 --> 00:07:23,405 and we need to find an artist to present to the parent label 196 00:07:23,505 --> 00:07:25,007 when we get back to New York in four days. 197 00:07:25,107 --> 00:07:26,449 - You're wearing me out. - That's right. 198 00:07:26,549 --> 00:07:29,092 Chop, chop, time to get down to work, Miss Hazel. 199 00:07:29,192 --> 00:07:31,455 Also, what do you want me to do about Mr. Duty-Free over here? 200 00:07:31,555 --> 00:07:33,577 - He can hear you. - I know. 201 00:07:33,677 --> 00:07:35,820 - [scoffs] 202 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:39,104 [bright music] 203 00:07:39,204 --> 00:07:40,626 - How is it going with Kat? 204 00:07:40,726 --> 00:07:42,429 - She's an arrogant ball-busting bully, 205 00:07:42,529 --> 00:07:43,750 but I love it. 206 00:07:43,850 --> 00:07:45,232 She and I are gonna get along just fine. 207 00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:47,635 - I'd like to say her bark is worse than her bite, 208 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:50,318 but really it's not. Do you miss Syracuse? 209 00:07:50,418 --> 00:07:52,521 - Nobody misses Syracuse. You getting me this job 210 00:07:52,621 --> 00:07:54,724 at this firm is the best thing that's ever happened to me. 211 00:07:54,824 --> 00:07:55,885 You know I'm not gonna let you down. 212 00:07:55,985 --> 00:07:57,568 - Oh, you had better not. 213 00:07:57,668 --> 00:07:59,730 - I got a double shot skinny latte for Jalayla. 214 00:07:59,830 --> 00:08:02,293 - Jayla. Jayla, that's it. 215 00:08:02,393 --> 00:08:04,416 Only two syllables. You didn't even try. 216 00:08:04,516 --> 00:08:06,939 How's LA? - Stupid. 217 00:08:07,039 --> 00:08:08,581 - Says every New Yorker. 218 00:08:08,681 --> 00:08:10,183 You'll be fine. Just give it a beat. 219 00:08:10,283 --> 00:08:11,585 - Mm-mm, doubtful. 220 00:08:11,685 --> 00:08:13,307 - Oh, shit. Maxine's here. 221 00:08:13,407 --> 00:08:15,150 I gotta go. 222 00:08:15,250 --> 00:08:19,916 ♪ ♪ 223 00:08:20,016 --> 00:08:21,518 Maxine, how are you holding up? 224 00:08:21,618 --> 00:08:24,641 - Well, I could kill him. 225 00:08:24,741 --> 00:08:26,964 A slow violent death. That's how I'm holding up. 226 00:08:27,064 --> 00:08:29,007 - You have my full support usually, 227 00:08:29,107 --> 00:08:30,769 but, as your attorney, I can't suggest murder. 228 00:08:30,869 --> 00:08:32,131 - Well, I wouldn't say never, 229 00:08:32,231 --> 00:08:33,893 but let's try for a legal slang first. 230 00:08:33,993 --> 00:08:36,056 - Is there a prenup in place? 231 00:08:36,156 --> 00:08:38,859 - No. When we first got married, 232 00:08:38,959 --> 00:08:40,221 we were so broke, we couldn't even afford 233 00:08:40,321 --> 00:08:41,743 a headboard on the bed. 234 00:08:41,843 --> 00:08:44,026 Never in a million years did I think that 235 00:08:44,126 --> 00:08:46,469 Anonymou.sly would take off the way that it has. 236 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:48,752 - Walk me through the Anonymou.sly site. 237 00:08:48,852 --> 00:08:51,075 - We're basically Ashley Madison, 238 00:08:51,175 --> 00:08:55,000 except for celebrities and high-income clientele 239 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:56,441 who are looking to have a little fun on the side. 240 00:08:56,541 --> 00:08:58,844 - Ah, you help men cheat on their wives. 241 00:08:58,944 --> 00:09:00,687 - Women too. We're equal opportunity. 242 00:09:00,787 --> 00:09:03,010 - And so is New York state divorce law. 243 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,892 As the monied spouse, you're looking at handing 244 00:09:04,992 --> 00:09:07,495 over substantial proportions of all your assets. 245 00:09:07,595 --> 00:09:09,938 - The hell I am. This is my company 246 00:09:10,038 --> 00:09:12,501 and I'm not handing over a substantial amount of shit. 247 00:09:12,601 --> 00:09:14,704 I built this company on my own. 248 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:17,388 - I'm sorry, it says here he's the director of vision. 249 00:09:17,488 --> 00:09:19,670 - Have you heard of a director of vision? 250 00:09:19,770 --> 00:09:22,194 No, it's a bullshit title that I gave him, 251 00:09:22,294 --> 00:09:24,076 so we could both pretend he had a real job. 252 00:09:24,176 --> 00:09:25,558 Ridiculous. 253 00:09:25,658 --> 00:09:27,320 - Hey, regardless of what he actually contributed 254 00:09:27,420 --> 00:09:29,323 to the vision of Anonymou.sly, 255 00:09:29,423 --> 00:09:31,085 without a prenup we have our work cut out for us, 256 00:09:31,185 --> 00:09:32,767 but you have come to the right firm. 257 00:09:32,867 --> 00:09:34,449 - You can't be serious. 258 00:09:34,549 --> 00:09:35,731 I mean, I've been supporting 259 00:09:35,831 --> 00:09:37,533 his lazy ass for years and now... 260 00:09:37,633 --> 00:09:39,796 - He got another woman. Don't he? 261 00:09:40,837 --> 00:09:42,499 - How do you know? - It was just a hunch 262 00:09:42,599 --> 00:09:44,021 that I get from being in this business long enough. 263 00:09:44,121 --> 00:09:46,384 Statistically, men who file for divorce, 264 00:09:46,484 --> 00:09:48,106 it's because of another woman. 265 00:09:48,206 --> 00:09:52,231 - Yeah, well, I could kill his lying, cheating, trifling ass. 266 00:09:52,331 --> 00:09:55,235 He just gets to live happily ever after on my dime. 267 00:09:55,335 --> 00:09:59,000 See, this is how women end up on "Snapped." 268 00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:01,923 [dreamy ambient music] 269 00:10:02,023 --> 00:10:07,010 ♪ ♪ 270 00:10:07,110 --> 00:10:10,614 - Oh, my Ari's gonna love this. 271 00:10:10,714 --> 00:10:11,856 - ♪ If you wanna come, lay up ♪ 272 00:10:11,956 --> 00:10:13,898 - All right. 273 00:10:13,998 --> 00:10:15,380 - ♪ If you wanna come, pay up ♪ 274 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:17,383 ♪ But you know you've got ♪ 275 00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:19,305 ♪ Work in the morning ♪ 276 00:10:19,405 --> 00:10:21,228 [phone trilling] 277 00:10:21,328 --> 00:10:23,591 ♪ Don't got no obligations ♪ 278 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:25,633 ♪ At least for today ♪ 279 00:10:25,733 --> 00:10:27,916 [phone continues trilling] 280 00:10:28,016 --> 00:10:30,439 - Seriously? 281 00:10:30,539 --> 00:10:32,161 - ♪ As long as you wanna ♪ 282 00:10:32,261 --> 00:10:34,725 - Where is she? 283 00:10:34,825 --> 00:10:36,927 [phone continues trilling] 284 00:10:37,027 --> 00:10:39,531 - ♪ Thing's in the air, ah ♪ 285 00:10:39,631 --> 00:10:41,613 ♪ ♪ 286 00:10:41,713 --> 00:10:44,577 ♪ I don't wanna see you no more ♪ 287 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:46,579 ♪ 'cause every time I see you ♪ 288 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:48,181 ♪ It's a different excuse ♪ 289 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:50,665 [phone ringing] 290 00:10:50,765 --> 00:10:52,907 ♪ I don't wanna be here no more ♪ 291 00:10:53,007 --> 00:10:54,990 ♪ 'cause I feel like I'm wasting time ♪ 292 00:10:55,090 --> 00:10:56,552 ♪ Being too emotional ♪ 293 00:10:56,652 --> 00:10:59,395 [phone ringing] 294 00:10:59,495 --> 00:11:01,078 ♪ I'm not your baby ♪ 295 00:11:01,178 --> 00:11:03,641 - Oh. 296 00:11:03,741 --> 00:11:05,403 - ♪ It's driving you crazy ♪ 297 00:11:05,503 --> 00:11:07,245 ♪ We ain't working towards nothing ♪ 298 00:11:07,345 --> 00:11:09,568 ♪ Swear that we something ♪ 299 00:11:09,668 --> 00:11:12,692 [phone continues ringing] 300 00:11:12,792 --> 00:11:14,294 - Hey. 301 00:11:14,394 --> 00:11:15,696 - Hey--okay. 302 00:11:15,796 --> 00:11:17,098 "Hey," is--is that all you have to say? 303 00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:20,502 - David, I'm sorry. It's just been crazy. 304 00:11:20,602 --> 00:11:22,544 - Oh, yeah. My day was crazy too, Ari, 305 00:11:22,644 --> 00:11:25,188 and I came home and cooked a whole meal 306 00:11:25,288 --> 00:11:27,631 and waited and waited until the food got cold. 307 00:11:27,731 --> 00:11:29,954 - Wait, you cooked? 308 00:11:30,054 --> 00:11:31,596 - Well, I ordered pasta, but-- 309 00:11:31,696 --> 00:11:33,678 but then made a house salad to go with it. 310 00:11:33,778 --> 00:11:35,881 I chopped those onions by hand, Ari. 311 00:11:35,981 --> 00:11:37,764 - Why? 312 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,806 Why didn't you just order a salad from the restaurant? 313 00:11:39,906 --> 00:11:41,208 - I don't know. No, don't do that. 314 00:11:41,308 --> 00:11:42,890 That is not the point. The point is, 315 00:11:42,990 --> 00:11:44,612 you say make the effort. 316 00:11:44,712 --> 00:11:47,416 Well, well, that and this, this is me making the effort. 317 00:11:47,516 --> 00:11:48,817 Where were you? 318 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:51,501 - Actually, at work. 319 00:11:51,601 --> 00:11:52,862 I'm sorry, David. 320 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:56,347 I forgot about the time difference. 321 00:11:56,447 --> 00:12:00,832 I just--and setting up a fully functioning law office 322 00:12:00,932 --> 00:12:03,235 is a shit ton of work. 323 00:12:03,335 --> 00:12:05,198 Not to mention, I gotta worry about Jayla 324 00:12:05,298 --> 00:12:07,361 and how she's settling in in New York 325 00:12:07,461 --> 00:12:09,563 and--and I haven't even gotten started about LA traffic. 326 00:12:09,663 --> 00:12:12,928 I sat on the freeway for an hour and a half. 327 00:12:13,028 --> 00:12:16,572 LA sucks, but-- but, but, but, but 328 00:12:16,672 --> 00:12:20,617 I will make it up to you when you get here. 329 00:12:20,717 --> 00:12:22,420 - Yeah. 330 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:24,462 Maybe... 331 00:12:24,562 --> 00:12:26,905 maybe you'd be willing to give a brother a little preview. 332 00:12:27,005 --> 00:12:28,467 Doesn't that bra snap in the front? 333 00:12:28,567 --> 00:12:31,150 - Oh, no, no, no, no. 334 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,313 I want you pent up till the weekend. 335 00:12:33,413 --> 00:12:35,556 Me and you. No work. 336 00:12:35,656 --> 00:12:37,118 Just play. 337 00:12:37,218 --> 00:12:39,361 - Oh, I'll be pent. 338 00:12:39,461 --> 00:12:41,403 - Baby? - Yeah, baby. 339 00:12:41,503 --> 00:12:43,846 - I don't know if Imani was happier about the pizza 340 00:12:43,946 --> 00:12:46,009 or having you home before she went to bed. 341 00:12:46,109 --> 00:12:48,332 - That is hilarious 'cause you know it was the pizza. 342 00:12:48,432 --> 00:12:50,134 - It was the pizza. It was definitely the pizza. 343 00:12:50,234 --> 00:12:52,617 [laughs] But, no, she enjoys 344 00:12:52,717 --> 00:12:54,179 spending time with you too. I mean, we all did. 345 00:12:54,279 --> 00:12:56,222 - It's really a wonder I could stay awake 346 00:12:56,322 --> 00:12:58,345 because I'm just all the way exhausted. 347 00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,746 It was such a long day. 348 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:03,231 Like two surgeries on my feet all day. 349 00:13:03,331 --> 00:13:06,315 Barely had time for lunch, 350 00:13:06,415 --> 00:13:07,997 but so fun hanging with you guys. 351 00:13:08,097 --> 00:13:09,559 - Hey, you still gonna be able to make it 352 00:13:09,659 --> 00:13:11,521 to the block party planning meeting tomorrow, right? 353 00:13:11,621 --> 00:13:13,323 - Oh, my God, hell to the yes. 354 00:13:13,423 --> 00:13:14,485 I wouldn't miss it for anything. 355 00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,487 - Mm-hmm. - I'm gonna go and look 356 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:19,211 at all those bitches that tried to holler at you 357 00:13:19,311 --> 00:13:20,813 when they thought we were getting divorced. 358 00:13:20,913 --> 00:13:22,415 - Mm-hmm. - I'm gonna put them on notice. 359 00:13:22,515 --> 00:13:24,537 - And-slash-more importantly, 360 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,460 it's something fun for us to do. 361 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:29,464 - My man is in charge 'cause ain't no party 362 00:13:29,564 --> 00:13:32,828 like a Gary and Bree party. You heard me? 363 00:13:32,928 --> 00:13:34,710 I think I'm gonna low-key multitask 364 00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:36,472 and then stunt on them hoes at the same time. 365 00:13:36,572 --> 00:13:37,634 - That's right, baby. 366 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:41,519 I want you to stunt on them hoes. 367 00:13:41,619 --> 00:13:44,603 Oh, dammit. Bree, in the bed? 368 00:13:44,703 --> 00:13:46,365 - What? 369 00:13:46,465 --> 00:13:48,928 Every woman of a particular age has one. 370 00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:50,330 Your mum's got a lot of them. 371 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,613 - I guess sex is off the table tonight. 372 00:13:52,713 --> 00:13:54,054 - Oh, my God. Is it Wednesday? 373 00:13:54,154 --> 00:13:55,456 - It is Wednesday. 374 00:13:55,556 --> 00:13:57,058 - Oh, my God. 375 00:13:57,158 --> 00:14:00,022 - [clears throat] 376 00:14:00,122 --> 00:14:03,867 [groans] 377 00:14:03,967 --> 00:14:06,230 - I'm ready, baby. - Hey, what you-- 378 00:14:06,330 --> 00:14:07,591 ready for what? 379 00:14:07,691 --> 00:14:09,113 - It's Wednesday. It's what I'm saying. 380 00:14:09,213 --> 00:14:10,675 - Yeah, no, no, no, I know. I know, I know. 381 00:14:10,775 --> 00:14:12,197 It is Wednesday, but I know you're tired, baby. 382 00:14:12,297 --> 00:14:13,399 You know, you had-- 383 00:14:13,499 --> 00:14:15,081 - Yeah, I had to do two surgeries. 384 00:14:15,181 --> 00:14:16,102 - Yeah, you had two surgeries. You had two surgeries. 385 00:14:16,182 --> 00:14:17,684 You delirious. 386 00:14:17,784 --> 00:14:18,825 - No, baby, we said on Wednesday, we're gonna do it. 387 00:14:18,905 --> 00:14:20,688 - Right, I know. 388 00:14:20,788 --> 00:14:22,190 - Every Wednesday, and today's Wednesday, and it's hump day. 389 00:14:22,270 --> 00:14:23,571 - Mm-hmm. - So come on, let's do it. 390 00:14:23,671 --> 00:14:25,093 - Don't you worry, you know what we do. 391 00:14:25,193 --> 00:14:26,655 We take--we take today and we move it to Thursday 392 00:14:26,755 --> 00:14:28,818 and we just gonna have hump day on Thursday. 393 00:14:28,918 --> 00:14:32,022 All right, baby, go--get you-- get you some sleep, okay? 394 00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:34,585 I love you. - Okay, Gary, 395 00:14:34,685 --> 00:14:39,151 it feels like you don't wanna have sex with me. 396 00:14:39,251 --> 00:14:41,514 - I didn't--okay. I'm not saying that. 397 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,037 I'm saying, you know, you're eating--you eating hot Cheetos. 398 00:14:44,137 --> 00:14:45,279 - I put it away. 399 00:14:45,379 --> 00:14:46,680 - You got--you plucking hairs. 400 00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:48,403 You got-- - It's the one hair. 401 00:14:48,503 --> 00:14:50,405 - This mix-match pajamas on and then the stank ass, 402 00:14:50,505 --> 00:14:53,569 but why don't you ever wash this? 403 00:14:53,669 --> 00:14:55,491 - Don't touch my bonnet. - I'm not, okay. 404 00:14:55,591 --> 00:14:57,173 - Don't do my bonnet like that. Excuse me. 405 00:14:57,273 --> 00:14:59,056 Look at these edges. 406 00:14:59,156 --> 00:15:02,180 These edges are glorious and tame, and they have 407 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:05,464 to remain this way, which is why I wear the bonnet. 408 00:15:05,564 --> 00:15:08,348 And if I wash my bonnet, the elastic is gonna break 409 00:15:08,448 --> 00:15:09,669 and then I don't have nice edges. 410 00:15:09,769 --> 00:15:11,271 Have unruly edges. 411 00:15:11,371 --> 00:15:12,593 Do you want me to have unruly edges? 412 00:15:12,693 --> 00:15:14,515 - Keep the bonnet on. Okay. 413 00:15:14,615 --> 00:15:16,598 My point is, I just feel like sometimes you go 414 00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,961 out of your way to not be sexy. That's all I'm saying. 415 00:15:19,061 --> 00:15:20,563 - Okay, hold up. Did you just call me not sexy? 416 00:15:20,663 --> 00:15:21,804 Do you just say I'm not sexy? 417 00:15:21,904 --> 00:15:23,527 - No, no, no, no. Don't do that. 418 00:15:23,627 --> 00:15:24,968 - It feels like you just said your wife is not sexy. 419 00:15:25,068 --> 00:15:26,290 - That's not at all what I said. 420 00:15:26,390 --> 00:15:27,972 - Your wife that holds it down for you. 421 00:15:28,072 --> 00:15:29,334 That stresses her body out 422 00:15:29,434 --> 00:15:30,976 for you to have children, is not sexy. 423 00:15:31,076 --> 00:15:32,978 - Really? - So, negro, I'm sorry, okay? 424 00:15:33,078 --> 00:15:35,301 But you're gonna have to wanna fuck this no matter what. 425 00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:36,983 That's what marriage is. 426 00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:38,746 Just like I gotta get it together and fuck a dude 427 00:15:38,846 --> 00:15:41,189 that has a 12-step dental routine. 428 00:15:41,289 --> 00:15:44,192 Newsflash, Gary, you gotta brush 'em in the morning. 429 00:15:44,292 --> 00:15:45,754 - All right, well, it's Wednesday. 430 00:15:45,854 --> 00:15:47,276 It's hump day. Let's do it. 431 00:15:47,376 --> 00:15:48,838 Come on, I wanna do it. I wanna--let's--come on. 432 00:15:48,938 --> 00:15:51,041 - I don't wanna do it no more. - Just, just-- 433 00:15:51,141 --> 00:15:52,523 - No, I don't wanna do it no more. 434 00:15:52,623 --> 00:15:54,245 - I'm just saying just angle this way. 435 00:15:54,345 --> 00:15:55,727 - I'm saying--no one's angling anything anywhere. 436 00:15:55,827 --> 00:15:57,609 - Why are we, why-- - Because I'm done. 437 00:15:57,709 --> 00:15:59,572 I don't wanna do it. Goodnight. 438 00:15:59,672 --> 00:16:01,454 It's over. You ruined it. 439 00:16:01,554 --> 00:16:03,417 - Okay, fine. You know what? 440 00:16:03,517 --> 00:16:06,100 I'm just trying to communicate like we learned how to do. 441 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,942 - Why are you still talking? - Just--you know what? 442 00:16:08,042 --> 00:16:09,744 Just shut your light off. Can you cut your light off? 443 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,427 - Cut your light off. - My light is off. 444 00:16:11,527 --> 00:16:13,790 - Oh. 445 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,313 - Thank you. Good night. 446 00:16:16,413 --> 00:16:18,155 - You're still talking. 447 00:16:18,255 --> 00:16:20,478 - Love you. - Shut up. 448 00:16:20,578 --> 00:16:22,841 - I said, I love you. You can't say I love you back? 449 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:26,245 - I have feelings of love towards you. 450 00:16:26,345 --> 00:16:28,788 [chips crunching] 451 00:16:33,474 --> 00:16:35,457 - Ari, I really just wanna drink 452 00:16:35,557 --> 00:16:36,939 every last one of my feelings, 453 00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:39,101 but I have six more patients to see. 454 00:16:39,201 --> 00:16:40,583 So I just have to eat them instead. 455 00:16:40,683 --> 00:16:43,627 - Ugh, I miss the salads at Mauricio's. 456 00:16:43,727 --> 00:16:46,911 - Girl, my feelings don't want a overpriced salad with tuna. 457 00:16:47,011 --> 00:16:48,753 This half-rate sandwich barely hits the spot. 458 00:16:48,853 --> 00:16:50,676 It is so dry. I need lotion for this. 459 00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:52,838 - Oh, my God. Hazel's texting us. 460 00:16:52,938 --> 00:16:55,161 [gasps] 461 00:16:55,261 --> 00:16:58,245 She's finally coming back from touring. 462 00:16:58,345 --> 00:17:01,529 - Aw, dinner at Chez Ballari's. 463 00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,051 I'm sad you won't be there. 464 00:17:03,151 --> 00:17:07,337 - Maybe you could invite Jayla on my behalf. 465 00:17:07,437 --> 00:17:09,139 I mean, I know she's, like, settling in, 466 00:17:09,239 --> 00:17:12,343 but I don't think she has, like, people there, you know? 467 00:17:12,443 --> 00:17:13,865 - Doesn't Hazel have beef with her? 468 00:17:13,965 --> 00:17:15,787 - That was years ago. 469 00:17:15,887 --> 00:17:19,151 Even a Taurus like Hazel should be over it by now. 470 00:17:19,251 --> 00:17:20,593 - You have met our Hazel, right? 471 00:17:20,693 --> 00:17:22,396 We're talking about the same Hazel? 472 00:17:22,496 --> 00:17:25,960 - All right, check this out. David's coming this weekend 473 00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:27,482 and I want it to be perfect. 474 00:17:27,582 --> 00:17:30,005 So does this say, 475 00:17:30,105 --> 00:17:31,487 "I missed you, baby"? 476 00:17:31,587 --> 00:17:33,970 - For $400, it should say "I'll fuck him for you." 477 00:17:34,070 --> 00:17:36,653 - Come on, Bree. 478 00:17:36,753 --> 00:17:40,378 David and I seriously need to reconnect. 479 00:17:40,478 --> 00:17:43,302 I mean, between work and the time difference, 480 00:17:43,402 --> 00:17:45,785 we can barely get in a phone call. 481 00:17:45,885 --> 00:17:47,948 This weekend is really important. 482 00:17:48,048 --> 00:17:49,790 - I get that, girl. I really do, 483 00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:51,712 but you're still playing dress-up 484 00:17:51,812 --> 00:17:54,115 to the tune of $400 drawers? 485 00:17:54,215 --> 00:17:56,518 - The bra was $600. - A G? 486 00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:59,322 [clears throat] - Shh. 487 00:17:59,422 --> 00:18:01,404 - A thousand dollars to wrap a present 488 00:18:01,504 --> 00:18:03,247 for someone who's already opened it a thousand times? 489 00:18:03,347 --> 00:18:06,371 Hell to the no, lingerie is for sad single women 490 00:18:06,471 --> 00:18:08,133 that have to pay for their own meals. 491 00:18:08,233 --> 00:18:09,615 That's the good thing about marriage. 492 00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:10,936 You could drop the facade, 493 00:18:11,036 --> 00:18:12,899 get a six-pack of cotton panties, 494 00:18:12,999 --> 00:18:16,744 super soft from Dwayne Reed for $7 with a coupon. 495 00:18:16,844 --> 00:18:18,546 $8 if you want the ones with the animal print. 496 00:18:18,646 --> 00:18:21,349 - Mm, and how's that workin' out for you? 497 00:18:21,449 --> 00:18:23,192 - Too soon, bitch, okay? Too soon. 498 00:18:23,292 --> 00:18:25,394 - But, look, I'm with Gary on this one. 499 00:18:25,494 --> 00:18:27,037 You oughta keep the fire burning in the bedroom 500 00:18:27,137 --> 00:18:30,521 or those lingerie-wearing single women will. 501 00:18:30,621 --> 00:18:33,364 - Well, all I'm sayin' is, if I dropped a G 502 00:18:33,464 --> 00:18:35,287 on two pieces of lingerie, 503 00:18:35,387 --> 00:18:36,809 the only thing burning in my bedroom 504 00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:39,773 would be Gary setting fire to my credit cards. 505 00:18:39,873 --> 00:18:41,455 [upbeat music] 506 00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:44,859 - Just make it quick. Dr. Washington. 507 00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:46,341 - Dr. Reynard, how are you? 508 00:18:46,441 --> 00:18:47,502 - Good. Good to see you again. 509 00:18:47,602 --> 00:18:48,944 - Nice to see you too. 510 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:50,186 - You got a minute? 511 00:18:50,286 --> 00:18:52,508 - Uh, not really. Is it important? 512 00:18:52,608 --> 00:18:55,392 - Yes. The current chief of surgery 513 00:18:55,492 --> 00:18:57,234 is leaving to pursue an opportunity 514 00:18:57,334 --> 00:18:59,677 at a teaching hospital in Texas. 515 00:18:59,777 --> 00:19:02,121 - Didn't his wife get knocked up by the head of pediatrics? 516 00:19:02,221 --> 00:19:03,322 - Yes. 517 00:19:03,422 --> 00:19:04,604 - Allegedly. 518 00:19:04,704 --> 00:19:06,206 - Supposedly. I heard about that. 519 00:19:06,306 --> 00:19:09,290 Listen, I am spearheading the search for his replacement 520 00:19:09,390 --> 00:19:12,013 and I would love to throw your hat in the ring. 521 00:19:12,113 --> 00:19:14,616 - What? Wow. 522 00:19:14,716 --> 00:19:16,979 That is amazing. Thank you so much. 523 00:19:17,079 --> 00:19:18,661 I'm--I'm honoured. 524 00:19:18,761 --> 00:19:21,665 I--I'm also really overwhelmed with work already 525 00:19:21,765 --> 00:19:24,469 and the kids, and chiefs, 526 00:19:24,569 --> 00:19:26,591 I mean, they tend to do less surgery 527 00:19:26,691 --> 00:19:28,273 and I'm so good at surgery, 528 00:19:28,373 --> 00:19:30,556 and they have to do a lot more people stuff, 529 00:19:30,656 --> 00:19:32,278 and I kind of mid-key hate people. 530 00:19:32,378 --> 00:19:33,680 - Oh, go on. I know it. 531 00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:36,203 I took this job because I mid-key hate patients. 532 00:19:36,303 --> 00:19:37,645 - Patients are the worst, 533 00:19:37,745 --> 00:19:39,367 unless they're under anesthesia, 534 00:19:39,467 --> 00:19:41,490 then they're, like, the best. - Oh, then they're my favourite. 535 00:19:41,590 --> 00:19:43,252 They just babble and drool on themselves. 536 00:19:43,352 --> 00:19:44,974 - Yes. - I love it. 537 00:19:45,074 --> 00:19:46,496 Listen, I know you got a lot on your plate, 538 00:19:46,596 --> 00:19:48,539 but becoming chief of surgery 539 00:19:48,639 --> 00:19:50,421 would be really great for your career. 540 00:19:50,521 --> 00:19:52,544 - Okay. - So think about it. 541 00:19:52,644 --> 00:19:54,947 - Yeah, I'll definitely think about it. 542 00:19:55,047 --> 00:19:56,228 - Oh, maybe we can have dinner this week 543 00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:58,792 to talk about it more. 544 00:19:58,892 --> 00:20:00,954 - Yeah, I would love to have dinner this week 545 00:20:01,054 --> 00:20:02,676 and talk about it more. That'd be nice. 546 00:20:02,776 --> 00:20:04,318 - Looking forward to it. 547 00:20:04,418 --> 00:20:06,001 - I'm looking forward to it too. 548 00:20:06,101 --> 00:20:07,442 Thank you so much. - Thank you. 549 00:20:07,542 --> 00:20:08,644 Have a good rest of your day. 550 00:20:08,744 --> 00:20:11,608 - You have a great day, Dr. Reynard. 551 00:20:11,708 --> 00:20:15,052 [watch chirps] 552 00:20:15,152 --> 00:20:17,094 Oh, shit. 553 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,543 - As soon as Bree gets here, we'll jump in. 554 00:20:23,643 --> 00:20:26,146 - I know I suggested to have bananas on the fruit salad, 555 00:20:26,246 --> 00:20:27,548 but can those be locally sourced? 556 00:20:27,648 --> 00:20:29,150 - Of course, we can locally source that. 557 00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:30,311 Don't you worry about that, Penny. 558 00:20:30,411 --> 00:20:31,713 - Hey, everyone. 559 00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:34,036 Sorry, I'm late. This is everybody? 560 00:20:34,136 --> 00:20:35,518 - Yeah. - Can you freeze cannolis? 561 00:20:35,618 --> 00:20:36,679 'cause I really feel like I overbought. 562 00:20:36,779 --> 00:20:38,241 - Bree, where have you been? 563 00:20:38,341 --> 00:20:39,963 - I know, I'm so sorry. I was running behind. 564 00:20:40,063 --> 00:20:41,805 I got stuck at work and then I had to go to the bakery 565 00:20:41,905 --> 00:20:43,407 and I'm like, "Why call or text 566 00:20:43,507 --> 00:20:45,250 when I can just show up with the baked goods?" 567 00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:47,052 - Wait, wait, it's supposed to be vegan. 568 00:20:47,152 --> 00:20:48,974 Specifically says it's supposed to be vegan. 569 00:20:49,074 --> 00:20:51,458 Emailed you, texted you, I left a post-it--"get the vegan." 570 00:20:51,558 --> 00:20:52,779 - There, vegan. 571 00:20:52,879 --> 00:20:54,862 - Okay, you're-- - Hi, everyone, I'm Bree. 572 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,624 Gary's wife. 573 00:20:56,724 --> 00:20:58,346 We weren't together before, now we're together. 574 00:20:58,446 --> 00:21:01,270 We've be getting it in, honey, every Wednesday night. 575 00:21:01,370 --> 00:21:02,952 I know he can't reach everything, 576 00:21:03,052 --> 00:21:04,995 but he reaches the things that he's supposed to. 577 00:21:05,095 --> 00:21:06,236 [laughs] 578 00:21:06,336 --> 00:21:08,159 Is there alcohol in that? 579 00:21:08,259 --> 00:21:11,122 [sultry music] 580 00:21:11,222 --> 00:21:17,811 ♪ ♪ 581 00:21:17,911 --> 00:21:20,594 [phone ringing] 582 00:21:27,282 --> 00:21:30,106 - Well, hello. 583 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,828 - Ari, honey, um... 584 00:21:31,928 --> 00:21:33,630 - No, no, no. 585 00:21:33,730 --> 00:21:37,916 That was for that gorgeous Hermes birthday tie. 586 00:21:38,016 --> 00:21:40,038 Now you, Mr. Montgomery, 587 00:21:40,138 --> 00:21:43,683 whoever gave that tie to you has impeccable taste. 588 00:21:43,783 --> 00:21:46,046 I better be seeing you in that tie 589 00:21:46,146 --> 00:21:49,490 and own that tie in T-minus-- wait, where are you? 590 00:21:49,590 --> 00:21:50,812 Aren't you supposed to be on a plane? 591 00:21:50,912 --> 00:21:52,094 - Don't kill me, please. 592 00:21:52,194 --> 00:21:54,416 - Ugh, it depends on what happens next. 593 00:21:54,516 --> 00:21:56,980 - I'm still in New York. - David. 594 00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:00,104 - I know, I know, but this crazy thing happened. 595 00:22:00,204 --> 00:22:02,106 I, I was leaving the office 596 00:22:02,206 --> 00:22:03,748 to, to head to the airport 597 00:22:03,848 --> 00:22:05,270 when all of a sudden, 598 00:22:05,370 --> 00:22:07,112 the car in front of me tried to make a left 599 00:22:07,212 --> 00:22:08,434 and--and got clipped by a bus. 600 00:22:08,534 --> 00:22:10,036 - Oh, my God. 601 00:22:10,136 --> 00:22:12,159 - Yeah, that-- that's what I said, oh, my God. 602 00:22:12,259 --> 00:22:14,281 Fortunately, everyone was okay, 603 00:22:14,381 --> 00:22:16,845 but by the time the fire department came 604 00:22:16,945 --> 00:22:18,687 and the police and I had to give a statement 605 00:22:18,787 --> 00:22:21,450 I, I just lost track of the time. 606 00:22:21,550 --> 00:22:23,773 - Are you telling me you aren't coming? 607 00:22:23,873 --> 00:22:26,537 - Well, it's too late for tonight. 608 00:22:26,637 --> 00:22:28,860 I mean, I, I could, I could come tomorrow, 609 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,022 but by the time I get there, I'd practically have to leave. 610 00:22:31,122 --> 00:22:33,345 - I bought a thong for you, David. 611 00:22:33,445 --> 00:22:34,547 A lacy, pretty itchy thong 612 00:22:34,647 --> 00:22:36,029 that is not designed to be worn 613 00:22:36,129 --> 00:22:38,992 for more than 20 minutes, but I'm wearing it for you. 614 00:22:39,092 --> 00:22:40,755 - Oh, no, don't tell me that. [sighs] 615 00:22:40,855 --> 00:22:42,677 Baby...can I see it? 616 00:22:42,777 --> 00:22:44,079 Just a little glimpse. 617 00:22:44,179 --> 00:22:45,841 - No, no. Absolutely not. 618 00:22:45,941 --> 00:22:47,884 It's an in-person deal only. 619 00:22:47,984 --> 00:22:49,325 I'm taking this thing off immediately 620 00:22:49,425 --> 00:22:50,887 before I catch something. 621 00:22:50,987 --> 00:22:53,290 - Come on, babe. That's not--that is not fair. 622 00:22:53,390 --> 00:22:55,773 You didn't have to do this gig in Los Angeles. 623 00:22:55,873 --> 00:22:57,375 Re--remember I was the one 624 00:22:57,475 --> 00:22:59,818 who said you should move with me to Albany instead. 625 00:22:59,918 --> 00:23:01,581 - Yes, David, 626 00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:04,905 so the only option was for me to give up my career again. 627 00:23:05,005 --> 00:23:06,627 Nice compromise. Now, if you don't mind, 628 00:23:06,727 --> 00:23:09,150 I must go pull this thong out of my ass. 629 00:23:09,250 --> 00:23:11,353 - Yeah, but you--what if you-- - Bye, David. 630 00:23:11,453 --> 00:23:14,597 ♪ ♪ 631 00:23:14,697 --> 00:23:16,760 - ♪ You know how to kill a vibe ♪ 632 00:23:16,860 --> 00:23:18,522 ♪ We in and out on the regular ♪ 633 00:23:18,622 --> 00:23:20,685 ♪ And are you really where you say you are? ♪ 634 00:23:20,785 --> 00:23:23,168 ♪ Right or wrong, I'll stick with you ♪ 635 00:23:23,268 --> 00:23:25,611 - Oh, God. Okay. 636 00:23:25,711 --> 00:23:28,174 - [sighs] 637 00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:31,218 - ♪ You say a lot of things ♪ 638 00:23:31,318 --> 00:23:32,740 ♪ Yeah, lot of things, yeah ♪ 639 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,502 ♪ You say a lot of things ♪ 640 00:23:34,602 --> 00:23:36,264 ♪ You say a lot of things, yeah ♪ 641 00:23:36,364 --> 00:23:38,988 - Okay. So I made the meeting. 642 00:23:39,088 --> 00:23:41,911 That's what you call four people just railing 643 00:23:42,011 --> 00:23:44,034 against the evils of cotton candy for a whole hour. 644 00:23:44,134 --> 00:23:45,235 I mean, what was that? 645 00:23:45,335 --> 00:23:48,800 ♪ ♪ 646 00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:50,242 What's your problem? 647 00:23:50,342 --> 00:23:52,164 - What's my problem? 648 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,726 Bree, you're not holdin' up your end of the bargain. 649 00:23:53,826 --> 00:23:55,448 - Those bitches really aren't vegan, okay? 650 00:23:55,548 --> 00:23:57,811 I coulda sworn I saw Penelope at Sweet Chick, 651 00:23:57,911 --> 00:23:59,974 just housing some chipotle fried chicken. 652 00:24:00,074 --> 00:24:02,577 That's a new flavour they have on the menu; it is delicious. 653 00:24:02,677 --> 00:24:05,260 - Listen, when we agreed to give our marriage another shot, 654 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,864 you made a lot of promises that you haven't kept, Bree, hmm. 655 00:24:07,964 --> 00:24:11,669 - Excuse me, Gary, I am busting my ass, working long days, 656 00:24:11,769 --> 00:24:13,271 spending more time with you and the kids, 657 00:24:13,371 --> 00:24:15,393 coming up with new games for game night 658 00:24:15,493 --> 00:24:17,916 because you decided that the kids are too damn good for UNO. 659 00:24:18,016 --> 00:24:19,879 I'm sucking your dick every Wednesday night 660 00:24:19,979 --> 00:24:21,481 and acting like I like it. 661 00:24:21,581 --> 00:24:23,804 And I'm buying overpriced baked goods for adults 662 00:24:23,904 --> 00:24:26,287 that should have eaten before they came to my house, 663 00:24:26,387 --> 00:24:28,410 and you're saying it's not good enough? 664 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,372 - You said that we would stay in therapy. 665 00:24:30,472 --> 00:24:31,734 - Yes. 666 00:24:31,834 --> 00:24:33,456 When we have the time, we will go back. 667 00:24:33,556 --> 00:24:34,938 We've been really busy. 668 00:24:35,038 --> 00:24:36,900 - You also said you would be more present, 669 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,343 but you didn't even engage at the block club party meeting. 670 00:24:39,443 --> 00:24:40,625 You didn't even engage, not one time. 671 00:24:40,725 --> 00:24:42,187 - Oh, my God, I'm sorry-- - Not one time. 672 00:24:42,287 --> 00:24:43,869 No suggestions. You didn't engage. 673 00:24:43,969 --> 00:24:46,512 - I'm sorry, I didn't engage in a banana controversy. 674 00:24:46,612 --> 00:24:48,034 I am tired. 675 00:24:48,134 --> 00:24:50,077 My brain and my limbs are exhausted 676 00:24:50,177 --> 00:24:52,159 from fusing a spinal column. Excuse me. 677 00:24:52,259 --> 00:24:54,482 - Right, you also said that-- that--that we would do 678 00:24:54,582 --> 00:24:55,924 a better job communicating 679 00:24:56,024 --> 00:24:57,486 and then the other night, you turn your back on me. 680 00:24:57,586 --> 00:24:59,088 I know you remember that. Yeah. 681 00:24:59,188 --> 00:25:00,530 - Oh, Lord, is this about the bonnet? 682 00:25:00,630 --> 00:25:02,452 I will buy a new bonnet. - Are you-- 683 00:25:02,552 --> 00:25:05,176 This is not about the bonnet. Bree, this is about everything. 684 00:25:05,276 --> 00:25:07,418 - Yeah, and this seems like it's all about my shit. 685 00:25:07,518 --> 00:25:08,980 I don't hear anything about Gary's shit. 686 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,943 - What is my shit? - You wanna hear your shit? 687 00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:12,224 - Tell me my shit. 688 00:25:12,324 --> 00:25:13,666 - I would love to tell you about your shit. 689 00:25:13,766 --> 00:25:15,168 - Because you know what? You have to communicate my shit 690 00:25:15,248 --> 00:25:16,510 in order for me to work on my shit. 691 00:25:16,610 --> 00:25:17,791 That's how that works. - Excuse me. 692 00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:19,474 - Did you not know that? That's how that works. 693 00:25:19,574 --> 00:25:21,596 - Oh, how do you know that I'm not communicating all your shit 694 00:25:21,696 --> 00:25:23,398 because I've realised that you're trying. 695 00:25:23,498 --> 00:25:25,481 I recognise that you're putting effort in, 696 00:25:25,581 --> 00:25:27,604 so I don't wanna throw every little thing in your face. 697 00:25:27,704 --> 00:25:29,766 Okay, maybe you could give me the same courtesy. 698 00:25:29,866 --> 00:25:31,208 - What does that mean? 699 00:25:31,308 --> 00:25:33,571 - It means where's my "Good job, Bree, 700 00:25:33,671 --> 00:25:35,213 "for working a long ass day 701 00:25:35,313 --> 00:25:37,456 "and rushing home for your stupid little block party 702 00:25:37,556 --> 00:25:39,659 planning meeting bullshit." With four people? 703 00:25:39,759 --> 00:25:41,661 - Sure, there were people that RSVP'd that didn't make it, 704 00:25:41,761 --> 00:25:42,823 but it doesn't matter. 705 00:25:42,923 --> 00:25:44,345 My block club party meeting was lit. 706 00:25:44,445 --> 00:25:47,148 - It was whack. 707 00:25:47,248 --> 00:25:49,551 - Okay. 708 00:25:49,651 --> 00:25:51,914 Do you hear us? 709 00:25:52,014 --> 00:25:53,436 It's like we right back where we were. 710 00:25:53,536 --> 00:25:56,900 - No we're--we're not right back where we were. 711 00:25:58,863 --> 00:26:01,006 - Did we rush back into this too soon? 712 00:26:01,106 --> 00:26:03,328 - What? 713 00:26:03,428 --> 00:26:05,852 We have an argument about a meeting or whatever, 714 00:26:05,952 --> 00:26:09,336 and--and you are questioning our whole relationship. 715 00:26:09,436 --> 00:26:12,941 - I'm not, nobody wants to make this work more than I do, okay? 716 00:26:13,041 --> 00:26:16,525 Believe that, but I know it's not working, Bree. 717 00:26:18,527 --> 00:26:21,371 I just don't know how to fix it. 718 00:26:25,696 --> 00:26:28,881 - Maybe we just go back to therapy. 719 00:26:28,981 --> 00:26:30,603 - Okay. 720 00:26:30,703 --> 00:26:33,586 ♪ ♪ 721 00:26:39,954 --> 00:26:41,176 - Bree, thank you for getting me out. 722 00:26:41,276 --> 00:26:43,699 You have no idea how much I needed this release. 723 00:26:43,799 --> 00:26:46,222 It's crazy trying to be the new Ari at work. 724 00:26:46,322 --> 00:26:48,345 - Oh, I kinda have an idea and I do not envy you. 725 00:26:48,445 --> 00:26:50,828 - You shouldn't. - Good luck with that though. 726 00:26:50,928 --> 00:26:53,632 Oh, Hazel. - Hazel Hazel? 727 00:26:53,732 --> 00:26:54,873 Did you tell her you invited me? 728 00:26:54,973 --> 00:26:56,395 - Yeah, we're good. 729 00:26:56,495 --> 00:26:57,997 both: Hi! 730 00:26:58,097 --> 00:27:00,801 Ooh. 731 00:27:00,901 --> 00:27:02,603 - Back from her sold out tour. 732 00:27:02,703 --> 00:27:06,327 Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only Hazel Rachelle. 733 00:27:06,427 --> 00:27:08,090 - Oh, I have missed your intros. 734 00:27:08,190 --> 00:27:11,374 Oh, excuse me, I'll have a bottle of your finest Dom. 735 00:27:11,474 --> 00:27:13,416 Thank you. 736 00:27:13,516 --> 00:27:15,619 Oh. 737 00:27:15,719 --> 00:27:17,501 What is she doing here? 738 00:27:17,601 --> 00:27:19,744 - You remember-- both: Jayla? 739 00:27:19,844 --> 00:27:24,791 - I remember Ari bringing her to a party at my house 740 00:27:24,891 --> 00:27:30,478 where she spewed a fifth of scotch in my kitchen sink. 741 00:27:30,578 --> 00:27:32,841 - Was that me? Are you sure? If so, I am so sorry. 742 00:27:32,941 --> 00:27:35,003 - Not sorry enough to clean it up though. 743 00:27:35,103 --> 00:27:36,285 - So long ago. 744 00:27:36,385 --> 00:27:37,567 I don't really remember the details. 745 00:27:37,667 --> 00:27:39,529 - Yeah, but I do. I remember. 746 00:27:39,629 --> 00:27:42,413 Oh, thank you. - Just keep it coming. 747 00:27:42,513 --> 00:27:45,456 - Luckily I am in a forgiving mood 748 00:27:45,556 --> 00:27:49,662 because I'm having the most phenomenal, 749 00:27:49,762 --> 00:27:53,907 amazing, frequent sex with my new boo. 750 00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:56,270 - What, who's your new boo? 751 00:27:56,370 --> 00:27:58,833 Okay, girl. 752 00:27:58,933 --> 00:28:00,595 - There he is. 753 00:28:00,695 --> 00:28:02,918 - Stella got her groove back. - Okay. 754 00:28:03,018 --> 00:28:07,724 - Dear Bree and Jayla, this is Nigel. 755 00:28:07,824 --> 00:28:10,007 both: Hey, Nigel. 756 00:28:10,107 --> 00:28:11,089 ♪ ♪ 757 00:28:11,189 --> 00:28:13,331 - My fiancé. 758 00:28:13,431 --> 00:28:14,653 ♪ ♪ 759 00:28:14,753 --> 00:28:17,056 We're engaged. 760 00:28:17,156 --> 00:28:19,099 - ♪ So cravin' it ♪ 761 00:28:19,199 --> 00:28:21,642 ♪ So amazin', and it ain't fair ♪ 762 00:28:33,416 --> 00:28:34,758 - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ - ♪ Number one, yeah ♪ 763 00:28:34,858 --> 00:28:36,040 ♪ I'm still number one ♪ - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ 764 00:28:36,140 --> 00:28:37,682 - ♪ Number one, always be number one ♪ 765 00:28:37,782 --> 00:28:39,084 - ♪ Oh ♪ 766 00:28:39,184 --> 00:28:40,445 ♪ Took you for mine of the major ♪ 767 00:28:40,545 --> 00:28:41,487 - ♪ Oh ♪ 768 00:28:41,587 --> 00:28:42,888 - ♪ You won't admit it ♪ 769 00:28:42,988 --> 00:28:44,410 ♪ You're the fruits of my labor ♪ 770 00:28:44,510 --> 00:28:45,812 - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ - ♪ Number one, yeah ♪ 771 00:28:45,912 --> 00:28:47,574 ♪ I'm still number one ♪ - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ 772 00:28:47,674 --> 00:28:49,337 - ♪ Number one, always be number one ♪ 773 00:28:49,437 --> 00:28:51,099 - ♪ Oh ♪ 774 00:28:51,199 --> 00:28:52,300 ♪ Don't forget it, yeah, I'm still number one ♪ 775 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,303 - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ 776 00:28:54,403 --> 00:28:55,785 - [snaps] - Whoo! 777 00:28:55,885 --> 00:28:57,887 [animal bleats]