1
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I don't know how much longer
I can go on, Benny.

2
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If I don't make it,
you tell Prudence I love her.

3
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You tell her yourself.
You're not quitting on me.

4
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You gotta have hope.

5
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If my navigation
is correct,

6
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Oregon is just past
those trees!

7
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Yes! It's so close
I can actually smell it!

8
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Yes, come on!

9
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- [all cheering]
- JOHN: Oregon, ho!

10
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[screaming, gunshots]

11
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Oh, I see.
You were probably smelling

12
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all the death
and destruction.

13
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That's funny. [chuckles]

14
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I mean, not funny.
Tragic.

15
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[theme music playing]

16
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♪♪♪♪♪♪

17
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JOHN: My God.

18
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Looks like a bomb went off.

19
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Where is everybody?

20
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Greetings, travelers.

21
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Welcome to Oregon.

22
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Sorry about my appearance.
Times have been tough.

23
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No, no, it's--
it's very nice.

24
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Very storage chic.

25
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Thank you. [chuckles]
It breathes.

26
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What happened here?

27
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Trig happened.

28
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She destroyed our land,
poisoned our water,

29
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and turned Oregon
into this nightmare.

30
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This is the worst thing
I've ever seen.

31
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Way worse than anything
you've ever done.

32
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All right,
it's not a competition.

33
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Sure, sure, yeah.
No, I know that.

34
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But if it were, though?

35
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Trig would be winning
by a lot.

36
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Like, a lot!

37
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By any chance,
have you heard of

38
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a woman named
Prudence Aberdeen?

39
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You mean
the governor's wife?
Wait.

40
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Todd is the governor?

41
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Oh! So you know Todd.
Yeah, he's great.

42
00:02:02,471 --> 00:02:04,934
Yeah, really cool.
Really down to earth.

43
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We think he's
an evil psychopath.

44
00:02:06,236 --> 00:02:08,379
Oh, okay, yeah,
no, that guy sucks.

45
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Yeah, they're in
the governor's mansion.

46
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But you'll never get in it.
He's using Trig's gang

47
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as his own personal
security force.

48
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I missed my chance
to fight for Prudence once.

49
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Nothing's gonna stop me
this time.

50
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All right, Rev.
As long as you're gonna go

51
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all cowboy on me,
take this.

52
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It's my lucky gun. Killed
my first Irishman with it.

53
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Though certainly
not my last.
No, no.

54
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I get it.
You killed a lot of Irishmen.

55
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Damn skippy.

56
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Ezekiel, if you don't
make it back,

57
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I hope that you go
to the good part of Hell

58
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where they still roast you
over a spit,

59
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but they don't pull
your intestines

60
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out through your butt.

61
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Thank you, Phaedra.
I really appreciate that.

62
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You go save Prudence.
I'll take care of Trig.

63
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All right, good luck
to all of you.

64
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I'll be here if you need me.

65
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Huh?

66
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Oh, it's really
nice in there.

67
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He's got a kitchenette
and everything.

68
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♪♪♪♪♪♪

69
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Okay, God, I don't know
what's behind this door,

70
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but I am prepared to do
anything to get Prudence back,

71
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so, basically...

72
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[sighs] Sorry, not sorry.

73
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Whoa!
Not what I was expecting!

74
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["The Anvil Chorus" plays]

75
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♪♪♪♪♪♪

76
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Welcome to the orgy.
May I offer you some lube?

77
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What is this den of sin?

78
00:03:28,146 --> 00:03:30,129
Oregon is burning outside
and you're in here

79
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having some sort of
debaucherous sex party?

80
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Yes. Governor Aberdeen
has become

81
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decadent in his tastes.

82
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The court
has spared no expense

83
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to satisfy
his ever-depraved whims.

84
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- Prudence.
- Uhp!

85
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I can't let you in
like that.

86
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There's a strict
dress code.

87
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We may have something
for you in the back.

88
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What size nipple clamp
are you?

89
00:03:48,334 --> 00:03:49,515
Well, how should I know--

90
00:03:49,615 --> 00:03:51,598
Well, now,
small, I suppose.

91
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Well, it's just straight
guy-on-girl sex?

92
00:03:54,262 --> 00:03:56,405
Again? Boring!

93
00:03:56,505 --> 00:03:58,367
-[sighs]
-Hey, babe.

94
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What do you want
to watch next?

95
00:03:59,629 --> 00:04:01,892
We could try irreverent sex,

96
00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:03,574
uh, critically acclaimed sex.

97
00:04:03,674 --> 00:04:05,657
People keep telling me
to watch foreign sex,

98
00:04:05,757 --> 00:04:08,261
but I don't know,
it sounds kind of artsy.

99
00:04:08,361 --> 00:04:09,863
Ugh! Would you just
pick something already?

100
00:04:09,963 --> 00:04:11,705
All you do is scroll through
the options.

101
00:04:11,805 --> 00:04:13,588
Nothing's changed
since you last checked.

102
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What has gotten
into you lately?

103
00:04:16,091 --> 00:04:18,434
You haven't showered.
You haven't taken off that robe.

104
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You haven't even tried
to kill me recently.

105
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It's not like you.

106
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What's the point?
The bad guys won,

107
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I'm in a cage.

108
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The love of my life
rejected me

109
00:04:25,424 --> 00:04:27,527
and is probably dead,
so excuse me

110
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if I want to get
daytime "schwasted."

111
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Oh, shit.

112
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Eh. Whatever.

113
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How can you still care
about that preacher

114
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when you're married to me,
a living god?

115
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Uch...

116
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Bring me more sex content!

117
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Yes, sir. Right away.

118
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[whispers]
I'm coming for you, Prudence.

119
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Whoo! Strike!

120
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That's three in a row!
I am hot!

121
00:05:00,431 --> 00:05:02,294
Gorgeous Pete.
You're up.

122
00:05:02,394 --> 00:05:03,655
No thanks, boss.

123
00:05:03,755 --> 00:05:05,137
I've had enough.

124
00:05:05,237 --> 00:05:06,900
There's no such thing
as enough!

125
00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,103
But boss, you already won.

126
00:05:09,203 --> 00:05:10,344
It's not fun no more.

127
00:05:10,444 --> 00:05:12,447
Not fun, huh?

128
00:05:16,332 --> 00:05:18,395
Oh! Is this fun enough
for you? Huh?

129
00:05:18,495 --> 00:05:19,877
- Boss, please.
- Hey!

130
00:05:19,977 --> 00:05:21,640
Careful where you're aiming
that thing.

131
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You're gonna poke
someone's eye out.

132
00:05:24,784 --> 00:05:26,847
Dad?

133
00:05:26,947 --> 00:05:29,290
You just can't seem
to die, can you?

134
00:05:29,390 --> 00:05:30,852
Trig, you gotta end this.

135
00:05:30,952 --> 00:05:33,536
I taught you to be bad,
but this is crazy.

136
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You're out of control.

137
00:05:34,837 --> 00:05:37,421
Not me.
I am in control

138
00:05:37,521 --> 00:05:39,544
for the first time
in my life!

139
00:05:39,644 --> 00:05:43,069
You all are here...
and I'm here!

140
00:05:43,169 --> 00:05:44,190
No...

141
00:05:44,290 --> 00:05:46,293
I'm everywhere.

142
00:05:47,454 --> 00:05:50,318
Finally, I'm getting
the respect I deserve!

143
00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:53,362
I am the worst bandit
of all time.

144
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I am Trig the Terrible!

145
00:05:56,346 --> 00:05:59,651
[laughs]

146
00:05:59,751 --> 00:06:01,413
That's it.
You're grounded!

147
00:06:01,513 --> 00:06:02,855
- What?
- Two weeks.

148
00:06:02,955 --> 00:06:04,297
No guns, no knives,

149
00:06:04,397 --> 00:06:06,540
and I'm taking the telegraph
out of your room!

150
00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:08,743
You are not my father
anymore!

151
00:06:08,843 --> 00:06:10,506
The only way
you can stop me

152
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is a fight to the death.

153
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No thanks.

154
00:06:17,054 --> 00:06:18,516
Hey. Where you going?

155
00:06:18,616 --> 00:06:21,240
She sounded pretty clear
she's not budging.

156
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Ah, who needs Oregon, anyway?
I thought Idaho was nice.

157
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We sacrificed everything
to get here.

158
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You can't just leave us now.

159
00:06:27,869 --> 00:06:28,930
Well, what am I
supposed to do?

160
00:06:29,030 --> 00:06:32,055
She's like a freakin'
supervillain now!

161
00:06:32,155 --> 00:06:33,296
I can't take her alone!

162
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You're not alone.

163
00:06:35,119 --> 00:06:36,621
- You got me.
- And me!

164
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I, too, shall fight
beside you.

165
00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:41,227
So will my friends,
Mr. Bang Bang

166
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and Mrs. Killsalot.
Mm!

167
00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,192
[sighs] All right, fine.

168
00:06:45,292 --> 00:06:47,235
It's not like I have
anything else going on today.

169
00:06:47,335 --> 00:06:48,597
[cocks guns]

170
00:06:48,697 --> 00:06:50,680
We could take on
a few measly bandits!
Yeah!

171
00:06:50,780 --> 00:06:52,803
Actually, the gang's
gotten a bit bigger

172
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since the last time
you saw us.

173
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♪♪♪♪♪♪

174
00:07:02,075 --> 00:07:04,078
And are we allowed
to do trades?

175
00:07:06,321 --> 00:07:09,385
Hey!
Ooh. Sorry. Very sorry.

176
00:07:09,485 --> 00:07:10,787
Ow! Careful!
Pardon me.
Ooh, aah!

177
00:07:10,887 --> 00:07:12,229
Sorry.

178
00:07:12,329 --> 00:07:14,151
Wow, I did not know
the human body could do that.

179
00:07:14,251 --> 00:07:15,954
That is good to know.

180
00:07:16,054 --> 00:07:18,397
Oh, I actually--I just need to
get past you if that's okay.

181
00:07:18,497 --> 00:07:19,599
Oh, no, I don't want
to join in.

182
00:07:19,699 --> 00:07:21,702
Thank you so much.
I'm sure it'd be fun.

183
00:07:23,864 --> 00:07:25,567
Psst! Prudence!
No.

184
00:07:25,667 --> 00:07:27,810
No sexual servicing
for me, thanks.

185
00:07:27,910 --> 00:07:29,652
Maybe another vino
for Mama.

186
00:07:29,752 --> 00:07:31,815
Pru, it's me, Zeke.

187
00:07:31,915 --> 00:07:35,060
Zeke? You're alive?
And you're sexy.

188
00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:37,022
I feel very uncomfortable
in this situation.

189
00:07:37,122 --> 00:07:38,184
I'd like to get
out of here before

190
00:07:38,284 --> 00:07:39,105
my eyeballs start bleeding.

191
00:07:39,205 --> 00:07:40,948
I'm surprised you even came.

192
00:07:41,048 --> 00:07:42,550
I thought I was
a "wicked harlot"

193
00:07:42,650 --> 00:07:44,152
who tempted you off
the righteous path.

194
00:07:44,252 --> 00:07:45,794
Pru, I was wrong
when I said all that stuff.

195
00:07:45,894 --> 00:07:47,276
I don't care about
any of that anymore.

196
00:07:47,376 --> 00:07:48,878
All I care about is you.

197
00:07:48,978 --> 00:07:50,200
- I don't know.
- Please, Pru.

198
00:07:50,300 --> 00:07:52,243
You have to believe me.
Honestly, I have changed.

199
00:07:52,343 --> 00:07:54,726
Well, well, well.

200
00:07:54,826 --> 00:07:57,410
Lookee who we have here.

201
00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:59,413
Haven't seen you before.

202
00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:01,976
I'd remember
such an exotic figure.

203
00:08:02,076 --> 00:08:03,578
Small and slender,

204
00:08:03,678 --> 00:08:04,780
yet chiseled like stone.

205
00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:06,622
Are you a man or woman?

206
00:08:06,722 --> 00:08:09,226
Shh! Don't tell me.

207
00:08:09,326 --> 00:08:10,748
I want it to be a surprise.

208
00:08:10,848 --> 00:08:13,151
Uh, Todd, I don't think
this one's up your alley.

209
00:08:13,251 --> 00:08:15,875
But I did see the most
beautiful half woman, half goat.

210
00:08:15,975 --> 00:08:16,956
Can you please
not tell me what

211
00:08:17,056 --> 00:08:18,118
my sick and twisted
pleasures are?

212
00:08:18,218 --> 00:08:19,399
Can you please not
do that right now?

213
00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,602
Okay?
I'm in the middle of this.

214
00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:23,084
Oh, yeah.

215
00:08:23,184 --> 00:08:25,187
This'll do quite nicely.

216
00:08:27,110 --> 00:08:29,153
[gunfire]

217
00:08:33,278 --> 00:08:34,540
Give up, old man.

218
00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,783
You ain't
got nothing on me!
Oh, yeah?

219
00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:38,425
All right, how about
we make this interesting?

220
00:08:38,525 --> 00:08:39,627
Behind my back,

221
00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:41,729
off that lamp to
the guy on the balcony.

222
00:08:44,253 --> 00:08:45,234
[gunshot]

223
00:08:45,334 --> 00:08:47,337
[screams]

224
00:08:47,978 --> 00:08:49,400
Not bad.

225
00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:52,084
Straight up, ride the horsey,
guy in the brown hat.

226
00:08:52,184 --> 00:08:54,186
[gunshot]

227
00:08:55,628 --> 00:08:57,331
Ha. You missed.

228
00:08:57,431 --> 00:08:58,652
[bullet whistles]

229
00:08:58,752 --> 00:09:01,336
Bam! Nothing but
brain, baby!
Damn!

230
00:09:01,436 --> 00:09:03,499
Nice shot.

231
00:09:03,599 --> 00:09:05,061
- Aah!
- [gunshots firing]

232
00:09:05,161 --> 00:09:07,384
We are getting
slaughtered out there.

233
00:09:07,484 --> 00:09:09,828
And Martha
is driving me nuts.

234
00:09:09,928 --> 00:09:11,710
She's like, "Oh, look!
I got one of them."

235
00:09:11,810 --> 00:09:13,192
I'm like, yeah,
uh-huh, Martha!

236
00:09:13,292 --> 00:09:16,316
That is literally
your only job right now!
You're right.

237
00:09:16,416 --> 00:09:18,439
We can't beat Trig
fair and square.

238
00:09:18,539 --> 00:09:20,802
Luckily,
I like to play dirty.

239
00:09:20,902 --> 00:09:22,164
All right, let's huddle up,
team! Come on!

240
00:09:22,264 --> 00:09:24,007
- Is this gonna take all day?
- All right.

241
00:09:24,107 --> 00:09:27,031
It's time for some of
my classic trick plays.
Ooh!

242
00:09:29,314 --> 00:09:31,337
Hey there, handsome.
Who?

243
00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:33,499
- Me?
- Yes. I feel...

244
00:09:33,599 --> 00:09:35,542
physical passion
towards you

245
00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:38,706
and would like
to fornicate,

246
00:09:38,806 --> 00:09:40,629
for non-reproductive
purposes.

247
00:09:40,729 --> 00:09:42,852
You sure do talk pretty.

248
00:09:44,054 --> 00:09:46,056
Yah!

249
00:09:46,417 --> 00:09:48,419
Ha ha!

250
00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:51,444
Checkers?

251
00:09:51,544 --> 00:09:53,546
Don't mind if I do.

252
00:09:55,509 --> 00:09:57,251
[ticking]

253
00:09:57,351 --> 00:09:59,354
Oh, f--

254
00:10:01,838 --> 00:10:03,580
[coughing]

255
00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:06,304
Now you're gonna die
in 10 to 12 years.

256
00:10:06,404 --> 00:10:08,346
Oh, man.

257
00:10:08,446 --> 00:10:13,233
♪♪♪♪♪♪

258
00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:15,236
TODD: Don't be shy,
sweet flower.

259
00:10:15,336 --> 00:10:18,099
Show me pleasures
I've never tasted before.

260
00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:21,444
Well, not really sure
what to do, here.

261
00:10:21,544 --> 00:10:23,086
You heard my husband.

262
00:10:23,186 --> 00:10:25,049
Perhaps you can start
with a sexy dance.

263
00:10:25,149 --> 00:10:27,412
- TODD: Mmm.
- Do I have to do that?

264
00:10:27,512 --> 00:10:28,534
I said dance, slut.

265
00:10:28,634 --> 00:10:30,256
Okay, yeah, no, sure, sure.

266
00:10:30,356 --> 00:10:31,658
I'm dancing, yeah.

267
00:10:31,758 --> 00:10:34,382
Hmm, yeah, you like that?

268
00:10:34,482 --> 00:10:37,706
It's a bit rigid,
but I can work with this.

269
00:10:37,806 --> 00:10:39,188
Hmm...yeah...

270
00:10:39,288 --> 00:10:41,031
Try something else.
You--just--

271
00:10:41,131 --> 00:10:43,133
it's so much shoulder work.

272
00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:47,760
- PRUDENCE: Damn it!
- You like that?

273
00:10:47,860 --> 00:10:50,203
I'm at the general store,
buying beans,

274
00:10:50,303 --> 00:10:51,965
and hard tack.

275
00:10:52,065 --> 00:10:54,208
TODD: No, I don't like it.
Um...

276
00:10:54,308 --> 00:10:55,770
You know what?
I'm actually done with this.

277
00:10:55,870 --> 00:10:57,973
This is not sinful enough.

278
00:10:58,073 --> 00:10:59,215
No, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.

279
00:10:59,315 --> 00:11:01,318
Oh, you want--
you want sinful?

280
00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:04,963
I'll give you every damn sin
in the book.

281
00:11:06,004 --> 00:11:07,426
TODD:
Well, that's too much wine.

282
00:11:07,526 --> 00:11:09,509
So gluttonous.

283
00:11:09,609 --> 00:11:11,712
I'm so greedy.

284
00:11:11,812 --> 00:11:13,594
I care about money
more than people.

285
00:11:13,694 --> 00:11:15,437
Such bad priorities.

286
00:11:15,537 --> 00:11:17,520
Oh, I'm getting tired now.
I'll just stop dancing

287
00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:19,162
and lie down,
take a nap.

288
00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:21,425
Take that nap.
You take it, take it good.

289
00:11:22,947 --> 00:11:25,330
- Envy.
- Envy...

290
00:11:25,430 --> 00:11:27,734
I am envious of you?

291
00:11:27,834 --> 00:11:29,696
No--okay,
I'll let that slide.

292
00:11:29,796 --> 00:11:32,500
And last but not least...
Yes.

293
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:33,862
...wrath.

294
00:11:33,962 --> 00:11:35,704
- Yeow!
- Ohh! Yes!

295
00:11:35,804 --> 00:11:37,807
[whispers] Yes!

296
00:11:38,488 --> 00:11:39,630
Reverend?

297
00:11:39,730 --> 00:11:40,871
PRUDENCE: What? Zeke.

298
00:11:40,971 --> 00:11:42,674
Where--how did you get here?

299
00:11:42,774 --> 00:11:44,236
This is so random.

300
00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:46,479
Guards!

301
00:11:46,579 --> 00:11:49,022
[gunshots, bullets flying]

302
00:11:55,190 --> 00:11:57,774
Tough luck, kiddo.
I can do this all day.

303
00:11:57,874 --> 00:12:00,037
All right,
enough of this shit!

304
00:12:04,643 --> 00:12:05,945
ALL: Uh-oh!

305
00:12:06,045 --> 00:12:08,048
[all yelling]

306
00:12:08,889 --> 00:12:10,892
WOMEN: Aah! Aah!

307
00:12:13,415 --> 00:12:15,418
Come on, son!

308
00:12:16,539 --> 00:12:18,722
Aah!

309
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:20,825
Come on, get over here!

310
00:12:22,147 --> 00:12:23,969
TRIG:
Where are your tricks now?

311
00:12:24,069 --> 00:12:26,393
It's over! You lose!

312
00:12:27,474 --> 00:12:28,816
I don't know what
to do anymore.

313
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,658
She's--she's too strong.

314
00:12:30,758 --> 00:12:32,781
It's okay, Benny.

315
00:12:32,881 --> 00:12:34,063
We know you did your best.

316
00:12:34,163 --> 00:12:36,386
At least we're gonna die
in Oregon. Right, Ma?

317
00:12:36,486 --> 00:12:38,489
That's right, Levi.

318
00:12:42,614 --> 00:12:44,277
All right, I'll give up.

319
00:12:44,377 --> 00:12:46,680
Just don't hurt the farmers.
They don't deserve it.

320
00:12:46,780 --> 00:12:48,322
Yes, they do.

321
00:12:48,422 --> 00:12:49,564
Because you care more
about them

322
00:12:49,664 --> 00:12:52,227
than you ever cared
about your own daughter!

323
00:12:54,591 --> 00:12:56,593
She's right.

324
00:12:58,676 --> 00:13:00,459
Whoa, whoa, Get down!
What are you doing?

325
00:13:00,559 --> 00:13:03,022
Something I should have done
a long time ago.

326
00:13:03,122 --> 00:13:05,125
I'm responsible
for this mess.

327
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:08,089
It's my job
to clean it up.

328
00:13:08,810 --> 00:13:10,812
Benny?

329
00:13:12,094 --> 00:13:14,037
All right, let's settle this
the right way.

330
00:13:14,137 --> 00:13:16,660
With a good
old-fashioned duel.

331
00:13:18,903 --> 00:13:20,205
- Oh, yeah, right.
- What?

332
00:13:20,305 --> 00:13:22,328
You afraid the old man's
gonna wipe the floor with you?

333
00:13:22,428 --> 00:13:26,353
I brought you into this world.
I can take you out.

334
00:13:28,116 --> 00:13:29,818
All right.

335
00:13:29,918 --> 00:13:32,962
You want to dance?
Let's dance.

336
00:13:35,245 --> 00:13:36,427
You got this, buddy!

337
00:13:36,527 --> 00:13:38,530
He's going to die.

338
00:13:40,012 --> 00:13:42,075
[exhales]
Just couldn't get over

339
00:13:42,175 --> 00:13:44,638
your big fat ego, huh?

340
00:13:44,738 --> 00:13:47,202
Had to be Benny the Teen
all the way to the end.

341
00:13:47,302 --> 00:13:49,304
Let's just get this
over with.

342
00:13:50,226 --> 00:13:52,369
[bell ringing]

343
00:13:52,469 --> 00:13:55,213
- TRIG: One...two...
- JOHN: This is suicide.

344
00:13:55,313 --> 00:13:57,055
- He can't beat her.
- Don't worry.

345
00:13:57,155 --> 00:13:59,138
If I know Benny,
he's got an ace up his sleeve.

346
00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:03,003
TRIG: Six...seven...
eight...nine...

347
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:05,847
Ten!

348
00:14:07,168 --> 00:14:08,070
What are you doing?

349
00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:09,792
I can't win this duel.

350
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,314
You're obviously
gonna beat me.

351
00:14:11,414 --> 00:14:13,397
Okay, now I would
start worrying.

352
00:14:13,497 --> 00:14:15,240
- Pick up your gun.
- Well, what's the point?

353
00:14:15,340 --> 00:14:16,882
You're quicker than me.

354
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:18,083
You're a better shot
than me.

355
00:14:18,183 --> 00:14:19,125
You're basically just

356
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:21,308
better than me
in every way.

357
00:14:22,509 --> 00:14:24,132
I don't know what
you're trying to do, Benny,

358
00:14:24,232 --> 00:14:25,694
but it isn't funny!

359
00:14:25,794 --> 00:14:27,456
BENNY: I wish I'd
told you this sooner.

360
00:14:27,556 --> 00:14:30,260
I should've said it
every day of my life.

361
00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:32,142
You're the best, kid,

362
00:14:32,242 --> 00:14:34,245
and I love you.

363
00:14:36,448 --> 00:14:39,032
Now go ahead.
Blow my brains out.

364
00:14:39,132 --> 00:14:41,335
[all gasp]

365
00:14:42,616 --> 00:14:43,918
Did you do it?

366
00:14:44,018 --> 00:14:46,141
Am I in Hell yet?

367
00:14:49,426 --> 00:14:51,548
[groans in frustration]

368
00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:54,853
Daddy! Oh...

369
00:14:54,953 --> 00:14:56,956
Oh, pumpkin!

370
00:14:57,837 --> 00:14:58,818
- Oh ho!
- ONLOOKERS: Aww!

371
00:14:58,918 --> 00:15:00,921
Oh! This is nice.

372
00:15:02,363 --> 00:15:03,665
Oh, don't cry,
'cause if you cry,

373
00:15:03,765 --> 00:15:05,067
it's gonna make me cry.

374
00:15:05,167 --> 00:15:06,389
Your crying
is making me cry!

375
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:08,992
- Oh, Daddy.
- Now it's a little much.

376
00:15:09,092 --> 00:15:10,594
TODD: Trig?

377
00:15:10,694 --> 00:15:12,276
What's going on here?

378
00:15:12,376 --> 00:15:14,039
- Ezekiel? Is that you?
- Yep.

379
00:15:14,139 --> 00:15:16,162
I'd rather not talk about it
now. It's been a whole thing.

380
00:15:16,262 --> 00:15:18,084
Why is he so ripped?

381
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:20,528
Trig, do me a favor--
kill these traitors.

382
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:21,970
No thanks.

383
00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:23,772
What? We have a deal!

384
00:15:23,872 --> 00:15:25,735
You do my dirty work
for me,

385
00:15:25,835 --> 00:15:28,338
and I let you
destroy Oregon.

386
00:15:28,438 --> 00:15:31,222
Yeah, see, I'm not really
about that anymore.

387
00:15:31,322 --> 00:15:33,605
[chuckles]
I got what I wanted.

388
00:15:34,687 --> 00:15:36,749
Todd, face it.

389
00:15:36,849 --> 00:15:38,712
- It's over.
- No.

390
00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:40,795
No, no, no, no, no!

391
00:15:40,895 --> 00:15:44,240
No! It's not over
until I say it's over!

392
00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:46,883
If I'm going down,
you're going down with me.

393
00:15:46,983 --> 00:15:48,806
So tell your best friend God

394
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,848
that he can eat my ass.

395
00:15:50,948 --> 00:15:52,851
I'm not gonna tell Him that.

396
00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:54,053
Hey, Todd.

397
00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:56,156
- [fuse hissing]
- I want a divorce.

398
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,420
-[grunts]
-[squelching]

399
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:01,523
[woman holds
high, operatic note]

400
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,488
Oh, snap!
She blew his weenie off!

401
00:16:06,810 --> 00:16:11,176
[sighs] I've never tasted
this pleasure before.

402
00:16:13,259 --> 00:16:15,001
[people cheering]

403
00:16:15,101 --> 00:16:16,083
Is it over?

404
00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:18,506
I was in my multimedia room.

405
00:16:25,796 --> 00:16:28,700
It's fine. He tried
to kill us first.

406
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,342
I know it's not a great
excuse for murder, but--

407
00:16:30,442 --> 00:16:32,304
It's not that.

408
00:16:32,404 --> 00:16:34,587
I'm just disappointed
you had to save me.

409
00:16:34,687 --> 00:16:37,151
I really wanted to prove
to you that I'd changed.

410
00:16:37,251 --> 00:16:38,993
Hey, you committed every
cardinal sin

411
00:16:39,093 --> 00:16:40,596
in the book for me.

412
00:16:40,696 --> 00:16:43,339
If that's not love,
then I don't know what is.

413
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:45,723
I did get pretty freaky.

414
00:16:45,823 --> 00:16:47,885
You really can't unsee
that sort of thing.
Yeah.

415
00:16:47,985 --> 00:16:49,988
Speaking of...

416
00:16:51,951 --> 00:16:53,953
Don't look, God.

417
00:16:57,478 --> 00:16:59,461
All right, Rev!
Ha ha!

418
00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:00,983
There's nothing like
a reunion kiss

419
00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:02,345
after you've killed a spouse.

420
00:17:02,445 --> 00:17:03,947
Well, that's not how
I prefer to think of it.

421
00:17:04,047 --> 00:17:07,251
But that's the way it is.
The body's still warm.

422
00:17:08,413 --> 00:17:10,035
Yeah. Should we just
put a pin in this?

423
00:17:10,135 --> 00:17:10,997
Yeah, we can
just hit it later.

424
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:13,099
- That's fine.
- Yeah.

425
00:17:14,141 --> 00:17:16,904
Well, I guess this is it.

426
00:17:18,867 --> 00:17:21,050
You've come a long way
from the uptight,

427
00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:22,652
goody-two-shoes I met
in Missouri.

428
00:17:22,752 --> 00:17:24,895
Well, it turns out,
the infamous bandit

429
00:17:24,995 --> 00:17:25,897
might have a heart of gold

430
00:17:25,997 --> 00:17:27,419
Oh, shh.

431
00:17:27,519 --> 00:17:28,941
Let's just keep that
between you and me.

432
00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:31,064
[chuckles]

433
00:17:31,164 --> 00:17:32,325
And I see you've got
your gang back together.

434
00:17:32,405 --> 00:17:34,388
Not my gang.
It's Trig's.

435
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:36,952
She's keeping me on
as her number two.

436
00:17:37,052 --> 00:17:39,435
And you wouldn't believe
the great plan she has.

437
00:17:39,535 --> 00:17:41,478
Dad, stop.
You're embarrassing me.

438
00:17:41,578 --> 00:17:43,761
What? Can I not be
proud of my daughter?

439
00:17:43,861 --> 00:17:44,962
Tell him!

440
00:17:45,062 --> 00:17:46,925
I'm gonna run a train
into the White House.

441
00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,848
Huh? How about that?

442
00:17:48,948 --> 00:17:51,251
No, that's really bad.
You shouldn't do that.

443
00:17:51,351 --> 00:17:54,135
Oh, I'm just glad
the family's back together.

444
00:17:54,235 --> 00:17:56,218
I hate you guys so much.

445
00:17:56,318 --> 00:17:58,260
- We hate you too, Dingus.
- Aww!

446
00:17:58,360 --> 00:17:59,983
Now go on,
get out of here,

447
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:02,085
before I pump you
full of lead.

448
00:18:06,612 --> 00:18:09,235
Well, I'll see you, Zeke.

449
00:18:09,335 --> 00:18:11,338
Take care, Benny.

450
00:18:15,984 --> 00:18:18,868
Yee-haw! Come on!

451
00:18:26,278 --> 00:18:28,381
We owe that man
everything.

452
00:18:28,481 --> 00:18:30,344
We'd never have gotten here
without him.

453
00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:32,266
Yeah.

454
00:18:32,366 --> 00:18:34,369
We did kind of
trash the place, though.

455
00:18:36,091 --> 00:18:36,953
Yeah, it's not exactly

456
00:18:37,053 --> 00:18:39,055
a paradise on Earth
anymore, is it?

457
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:41,639
Some of the farmers and I

458
00:18:41,739 --> 00:18:43,682
are going to take
our chances in Florida.

459
00:18:43,782 --> 00:18:45,244
It is supposed to be
a perfect land

460
00:18:45,344 --> 00:18:46,966
of citruses
and sandy beaches.

461
00:18:47,066 --> 00:18:50,451
Isn't Florida on the opposite
side of the country?
Yes.

462
00:18:50,551 --> 00:18:52,333
We shall take
the Miami Trail.

463
00:18:52,433 --> 00:18:54,616
It should be
a piece of cake.

464
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:56,719
Would you like to come?

465
00:19:00,404 --> 00:19:02,187
No. Thank you.

466
00:19:02,287 --> 00:19:05,631
I don't know if I believe
in a perfect America anymore.

467
00:19:05,731 --> 00:19:06,713
I think we're all
just better off

468
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,515
appreciating what we've got

469
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,858
and working to make it
just a little bit better.

470
00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:13,942
Very well.

471
00:19:14,743 --> 00:19:17,247
My pruny ass
is getting a tan.

472
00:19:17,347 --> 00:19:19,350
[laughs]

473
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,223
Well, where
should we start?

474
00:19:29,323 --> 00:19:30,385
Suppose we can start
by getting rid

475
00:19:30,485 --> 00:19:31,827
of some of
these dead bodies.

476
00:19:31,927 --> 00:19:33,709
Yeah, they're probably gonna
start stinking pretty soon.

477
00:19:33,809 --> 00:19:35,632
Hmm.

478
00:19:35,732 --> 00:19:37,734
Let's get to work.

479
00:19:39,537 --> 00:19:41,199
How about him?
He seems light.

480
00:19:41,299 --> 00:19:43,482
Mm-hmm.

481
00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:45,365
Three, two, one.

482
00:19:45,465 --> 00:19:52,635
♪♪♪♪♪♪