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[Trig sighs]

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We made it, gang.
Oregon.

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[cheerful chatter]

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She sure is purty,
huh, boss?

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She sure is.

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And she's ours for the taking.

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- [men chuckle]
- TODD: Guys? Uh...

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Guys, wait up.

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I'm having trouble
steering my horse.

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- Okay, I--
- Turn left.

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No, mine's broken.
It's broken.

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No, the other left.
My left.

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Okay, I know he saved us
from certain death and all,

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but do we really have to
babysit this idiot?

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Okay, great.
Now I'm just going in reverse.

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Can I get a new one?

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Yeah, let's just go.

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TODD: Wow, Prudence!

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It's more majestic than I ever
could have imagined.

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Maybe if you untied me
we could

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- enjoy the view together.
- Nice try.

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The last time I did that,
you tried

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to gouge my eyes out
with a spoon.

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Not very wifely of you.

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That's because
you betrayed our friends

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and left them to die,
you rat bastard!

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Hey! Language!

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And need I remind you
that I'm the victim here?

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If you hadn't betrayed me

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and slept with that
snake-in-the-grass reverend,

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none of this would've happened.

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But, despite
your past misdeeds,

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I still think we can
make it work.

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We'll have a new,
fresh start in Oregon.

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Todd, how could you possibly
believe that?

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You're literally holding me
prisoner against my will.

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Ah, it's a funny story
we'll tell the kids one day.

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- [horse snorts]
- Now stop complaining.

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You're upsetting the horse.

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Crops are coming in nicely.

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We should have
plenty this year.

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Greetings, travelers!

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Welcome to Oregon!
[chuckles]

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- I'm Governor Lane.
- Happy to be here.

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Please, help yourself
to as much land as you want.

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There's lumber and cattle

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and basically anything
you need.

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Also, if you're
running low on cash,

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there's plenty of gold
in the river.

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Gold?

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- In the river?
- Yes.

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It's quite a nuisance,
actually.

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I'm always stubbing
my dang toe on gold!

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Oh, my God, I hate when
that happens to me!

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Oh, and my apologies.

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We don't have much by the way
of law and order out here.

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Mostly go by
the honor system.

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I hope that's all right.
[laughs]

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Oh, that's
more than all right.

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Gang, let's get to work.

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- Gang, you say?
- [horse whinnies]

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Oh, my! Many horses.

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[theme music playing]

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[wind whistling]

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Well, I guess we didn't
make it to Oregon before winter.

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Looks like we're stuck here
until the storm passes.

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I just feel bad for the Rev
out there on his own.

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I don't feel bad
for that sinner.

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He can freeze

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his wicked willie off
for all I care.

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MARTHA:
We can't go on like this.

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We ate the provisions,
we ate the oxen.

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We're all gonna starve
to death!

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Okay, Martha, you're being
a tad dramatic,

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don't you think?
No one's gonna die.

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[gasping]

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He's dead.

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Okay, you gotta admit,

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the timing on that one
was pretty funny.

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Poor William.
So young, strong.

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And juicy.

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Seems like a waste
to bury him.

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All that meat
and yummy blood.

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Okay, are you talking about what
I think you're talking about?

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We're talking
about eating him.
Yeah, that's what I thought

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you were talking about.

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Guys, we're not eating people!

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Clearly I'm no moral authority,

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but if the Rev were here,

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he would say something cheesy

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yet ultimately uplifting
about doing the right thing!

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The Rev ain't here, is he?
And I'm getting hungry.

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Oh, so that's it.

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Now we're all just cool
with being cannibals?

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- Yep.
- Sure, yeah.

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- I'm good with it.
- Amen.

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I'll get the fire started!

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Wow.
All right, then.

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I'm gonna go see
what the Rev is up to.

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[chuckles]

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Hey, boss.
What's got you down?

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Oh, nothing.

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It's just, Oregon isn't what
I was expecting.

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Are you kidding?
This place is a paradise!

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Hell, I'm richer
than a Rockefeller.

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See, that's the problem.

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It's impossible
to be bad here

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when everything
is so damn...good.

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I don't follow.

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Look.

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Hey, you.

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[bored]
Give me all your money.

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Oh, my pleasure.

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[chuckles] You're actually
doing me a favor.

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My jacket was getting heavy.

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Do you need an extra watch?
I got plenty.

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- No, thank you! Bye.
- All right, you're welcome.

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See? How am I supposed to be
the most feared outlaw

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in the entire country
if there's plenty to go around?

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- [bell ringing]
- Re-elect Governor Lane!

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For four more years of health,

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wealth, and prosperity!

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- [laughs]
- That's it.

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If I became governor,
then I could make Oregon

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just as shitty
as the rest of America.

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Boss...you can't run
for governor!

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- You're a--
- Woman.

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And Black.

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And a convicted serial killer.
Yeah, that's a lot.

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If only we knew
a dumb, rich white guy

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who could run for me...

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Wait a minute!

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We do know
a dumb, rich white guy!

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Hey, sugar plum.

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Your devoted hubby made you
breakfast in bed!

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Well...breakfast in cage.

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Let me out of here,
you psycho.

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You really think this is
gonna make me love you?

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What, you don't
like this cage?

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No, I don't like you!

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Well, you like the swing.

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[sighs]
Yes, I like the swing.

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- [door opening]
- Hey, Todd.

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Oh, hey, nice cage.

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Piss off.

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Trig, why are you here?

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Just wanted to see how
you were settling in.

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Hmm. Pictured a man
of your station

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living somewhere nicer.

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Hmph!

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Somewhere like...
the governor's mansion?

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I'm listening.

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I want to help you become

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the next
governor of Oregon.

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And in return,
I may ask you

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to pass a bill or two
turning Oregon

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into a living hell
on Earth.
[Prudence scoffs]

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Yeah, right! Like anyone
would willingly jeopardize

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an entire state
just to stoke their ego.

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You're absolutely right.

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Now about
this governor's mansion.

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Does it come with
a big desk?

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- The biggest.
- Okay, I'm in.

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All right.
What?

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Hey, Rev!

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You alive in there?

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Benny? [gasps] Benny!

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Great to see you!
Come in, come in!

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Welcome to Chez Zeke.
Ha ha.

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Take a seat.

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Uh, nice place you got.

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Oh, thank you.
What a nice thing to say.

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Yes, it was a bit lonely
at first,

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being banished to
a frozen wilderness,

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it's given me loads of time to
explore my other interests.

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For instance, I learned
how to bake sourdough!

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Want some?

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It's mostly twigs and dirt,

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but you can hardly tell
the difference.

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Yeah, maybe later.

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Look, there's some bad stuff
going down at the cabin.

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I need you to
come back with me

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and talk some sense
into everyone!

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You know,
do your preacher thing.

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No, I can't do that.
Why not?

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Because everything I preached
was a lie!

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I devoted my entire life
to God, and what for?

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Prudence is in mortal danger
and we are trapped,

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dying, on a mountainside.

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Ah, you're just
in a bad mood.

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Probably due to
late-stage hypothermia.

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Come on, I need you
to come with me!

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Oh! And uh,
you might want to shave.

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You look like Davy Crockett
if he was a huge pervert.

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[chamber music plays]

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Guys! Oh.

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Look who I found.

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Ezekiel.
I'm disappointed to see

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you haven't frozen to death.

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Hi, Phaedra.
It's nice to see you, too.

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All right, go on, Rev.

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Tell them what
they're doing is wrong.

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We know
it doesn't look great.

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I'm not gonna tell you that.
You're not?

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God doesn't care
what you do.

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Nothing matters.

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In fact, may I?

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Bon appétit.

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[loud crunching]
Whoa!

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Leave some
for the rest of us.

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Huh.
Did not see that one coming.

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♪♪♪♪♪♪

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Man.

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Rev,
this shoulder's delicious.

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What'd you put in it?

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- Blood.
- Blood? Hmm.

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- Oh, now I taste it.
- Mm-hmm.

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Can someone please pass
the butt?

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Benny, did you want
some light

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or dark meat, or penis?

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I'll pass, thanks.

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Rev, you gotta put
a stop to this.

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The Bible must say something
about not eating people.

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I mean, sure,
God says it's a sin, but,

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God and I are not speaking
at the moment.

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He abandoned me.

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Ezekiel, I'm so sorry.

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Really, who does that
to a person?

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I'm sure he's just
busy with work!

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You know, probably
creating a new planet

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or designing
a new kind of giraffe.

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It doesn't work like that.
And in the meantime,

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nothing's gonna stop me
from enjoying

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another serving of William.

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No! Where did William go?

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Looks like we ate him
all up.

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But I'm still hungry.

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[scoffs] William
is just like Chinese food.

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You know? I get so full,

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and then five minutes later
I'm like, "I could do seconds."

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Well, too bad there aren't
any more bodies to eat.

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Not yet, at least.

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♪♪♪♪♪♪

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Don't you look at me, boy.

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Oh, I'm--I'm--I'm not.

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[whispers]
Let's eat him next.

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CROWD, CHANTING:
Todd! Todd! Todd! Todd!

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Make Oregon bad!
Make Oregon bad!

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TODD: Yes!

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The old governor wanted
peace and prosperity

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for everyone...
and [blows raspberry]

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I say we do
the exact opposite,

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because...

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America!

255
00:09:23,094 --> 00:09:25,197
[all cheering]

256
00:09:25,297 --> 00:09:27,280
[cheering continues]

257
00:09:27,380 --> 00:09:29,163
- [crowd chanting]
- He is killing it out there!

258
00:09:29,263 --> 00:09:32,048
I can't believe people
are falling for this.

259
00:09:32,148 --> 00:09:33,890
Todd doesn't know the first
thing about politics.

260
00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:35,693
He's just loud and obnoxious.

261
00:09:35,793 --> 00:09:37,936
I know. He's a genius.

262
00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,659
I mean, an idiot,
but a genius.

263
00:09:39,759 --> 00:09:41,582
If they found out he was
keeping his wife in a cage,

264
00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:42,864
they would never vote
for him.

265
00:09:42,964 --> 00:09:45,708
And they never will
find out, will they?

266
00:09:45,808 --> 00:09:48,152
I want you to meet someone
very special to me,

267
00:09:48,252 --> 00:09:50,596
my adoring wife, Prudence.
What do you say?

268
00:09:50,696 --> 00:09:51,958
[cheering]

269
00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:53,039
- You want to meet Prudence?
- ALL: Yeah!

270
00:09:53,139 --> 00:09:54,562
Let's get her out here!

271
00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:55,724
- That's a bad idea.
- No, this is a good idea.

272
00:09:55,824 --> 00:09:56,965
No, I say it's a bad idea.

273
00:09:57,065 --> 00:09:58,608
No, Trig, I swear to God,
get her out here.

274
00:09:58,708 --> 00:10:01,052
You know, actually,
I'd love to.

275
00:10:01,152 --> 00:10:02,694
[crowd chanting "Todd's wife!"]

276
00:10:02,794 --> 00:10:05,899
Todd's wife, Prudence!
Todd's wife, Prudence!

277
00:10:05,999 --> 00:10:07,942
There she is,
my loving wife, everyone.

278
00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:10,306
That's it, keep waving.

279
00:10:10,406 --> 00:10:12,589
Oh, this is good.
This is nice.

280
00:10:12,689 --> 00:10:14,993
Hey, Prudence, why don't you
tell the crowd

281
00:10:15,093 --> 00:10:16,475
what you love most
about me?

282
00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:18,198
Uh, I'd have to think.

283
00:10:18,298 --> 00:10:19,520
Tell them he's a great
family man.

284
00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,623
- Do it.
- Uh...

285
00:10:22,464 --> 00:10:24,327
He's a great family man.

286
00:10:24,427 --> 00:10:26,611
- [cheering]
- Family!

287
00:10:26,711 --> 00:10:29,535
My grandmother
in particular loves him, yeah.

288
00:10:29,635 --> 00:10:33,181
Her name is Ima.
Ima Hostage.

289
00:10:33,281 --> 00:10:34,663
You never told me
about Ima before.

290
00:10:34,763 --> 00:10:35,905
She sounds lovely.

291
00:10:36,005 --> 00:10:37,227
So was her husband.

292
00:10:37,327 --> 00:10:39,310
Yeah, his name was,
This Is An Emergency

293
00:10:39,410 --> 00:10:40,311
Call The Police, Someone,

294
00:10:40,411 --> 00:10:41,593
Anyone, Please.

295
00:10:41,693 --> 00:10:44,197
Okay, that's enough.
Let's go.

296
00:10:44,297 --> 00:10:45,960
Oh, whoa, whoa, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.

297
00:10:46,060 --> 00:10:47,883
I think the people
would love to see

298
00:10:47,983 --> 00:10:50,126
the new governor
and his wife kiss.

299
00:10:50,226 --> 00:10:52,009
No, no, there's no way.
I'm not doing that.

300
00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:54,293
Kiss him or you die.
[cocks gun]

301
00:10:54,393 --> 00:10:59,020
[crowd chanting "Kiss!"]

302
00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,102
[chanting continues]

303
00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:01,223
[vomits]

304
00:11:01,323 --> 00:11:03,186
[scattered cheers and applause]

305
00:11:03,286 --> 00:11:05,430
Oh, that's sweet.
They're in love.

306
00:11:05,530 --> 00:11:07,873
[crowd chanting "Todd!"]

307
00:11:07,973 --> 00:11:12,080
♪♪♪♪♪♪

308
00:11:12,180 --> 00:11:14,043
You don't want
to eat me.

309
00:11:14,143 --> 00:11:15,325
You know, I wouldn't
even taste good.

310
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:18,049
All I eat is water and millet,
like a bird.

311
00:11:18,149 --> 00:11:19,171
What about the gunslinger?

312
00:11:19,271 --> 00:11:20,733
- Ooh.
- Yeah, right.

313
00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:23,257
Like you could handle
this spice?

314
00:11:23,357 --> 00:11:25,340
[man's voice] Ezekiel!

315
00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:26,862
Ezekiel!

316
00:11:26,962 --> 00:11:27,904
Who is that?

317
00:11:28,004 --> 00:11:30,107
It's me, God!

318
00:11:30,207 --> 00:11:32,190
- [gasps]
- God?

319
00:11:32,290 --> 00:11:34,955
That's right,
the big kahuna himself.

320
00:11:35,055 --> 00:11:37,118
I never should have
left you, baby.

321
00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:39,201
But I'm back for good, so,

322
00:11:39,301 --> 00:11:41,725
you should probably stop
eating people now.

323
00:11:41,825 --> 00:11:42,927
I know it's you, Benny.

324
00:11:43,027 --> 00:11:45,210
[chuckles]
I wish I was Benny.

325
00:11:45,310 --> 00:11:46,732
That guy's cool.

326
00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:48,335
Hurry up and take me back,
will you?

327
00:11:48,435 --> 00:11:50,839
I'm freezing my balls off
up here in Heaven! Whoa!

328
00:11:55,165 --> 00:11:56,668
It's okay, it's not God.

329
00:11:56,768 --> 00:12:00,033
[groaning]

330
00:12:00,133 --> 00:12:02,236
Why are you
doing this, Benny?

331
00:12:02,336 --> 00:12:04,840
To stop you from doing
something you'll regret forever.

332
00:12:04,940 --> 00:12:07,364
You're only hurting yourself
with this good guy act.

333
00:12:07,464 --> 00:12:08,966
Once you realize
God doesn't care

334
00:12:09,066 --> 00:12:09,968
you'll be a lot happier.

335
00:12:10,068 --> 00:12:11,891
And a lot less hungry.

336
00:12:11,991 --> 00:12:13,994
Come on, everyone.
Dinner time.

337
00:12:15,196 --> 00:12:17,199
Little help? Oh.

338
00:12:21,726 --> 00:12:24,270
Benny, if this is
another trick--
No more tricks.

339
00:12:24,370 --> 00:12:26,353
This good guy stuff
is not much fun,

340
00:12:26,453 --> 00:12:28,035
and the truth is,

341
00:12:28,135 --> 00:12:30,138
I really could use
a bite to eat.

342
00:12:31,260 --> 00:12:32,803
You're in luck.

343
00:12:32,903 --> 00:12:34,245
We happen to have
an extra seat

344
00:12:34,345 --> 00:12:35,487
at the table tonight.

345
00:12:35,587 --> 00:12:37,049
We are preparing
a beautiful broth

346
00:12:37,149 --> 00:12:39,152
for tonight's meal.

347
00:12:39,753 --> 00:12:41,776
Mm.
Needs more salt.

348
00:12:41,876 --> 00:12:44,140
- Yes, chef.
- And here we have

349
00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:46,243
the main course.

350
00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:48,306
Levi!

351
00:12:48,406 --> 00:12:49,308
Hi, Uncle Benny!

352
00:12:49,408 --> 00:12:50,469
I'm in my secret fort.

353
00:12:50,569 --> 00:12:52,152
You're eating the kid?!

354
00:12:52,252 --> 00:12:53,474
It's the most humane option,
really.

355
00:12:53,574 --> 00:12:54,956
The boy's on death's door
as it is.

356
00:12:55,056 --> 00:12:56,398
Plus he's so young
and tender.

357
00:12:56,498 --> 00:12:58,281
Isn't that right,
my little veal chop?

358
00:12:58,381 --> 00:13:00,445
[giggles]
My belly's full of butter.

359
00:13:00,545 --> 00:13:02,748
Right!
Shall we get started?

360
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:08,737
Everyone,
we're about to begin.

361
00:13:08,837 --> 00:13:10,580
This will not just
be a meal,

362
00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,423
it will be a culinary voyage

363
00:13:12,523 --> 00:13:14,666
and, dare I say,
my masterpiece.

364
00:13:14,766 --> 00:13:16,229
[splash]

365
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:20,115
Sorry, Rev.
No one's eating this kid today.

366
00:13:20,215 --> 00:13:21,156
- [others groan]
- Gross!

367
00:13:21,256 --> 00:13:22,438
We don't want to eat you!

368
00:13:22,538 --> 00:13:24,641
You're old and nasty!

369
00:13:24,741 --> 00:13:25,963
I'll bet I taste delicious.

370
00:13:26,063 --> 00:13:27,646
Haven't you heard of
aged prime beef?

371
00:13:27,746 --> 00:13:29,529
Benny, this is pointless.

372
00:13:29,629 --> 00:13:32,013
You are not gonna convince me
that God is coming back.
Fine!

373
00:13:32,113 --> 00:13:34,176
Maybe God did abandon you,
I don't know.

374
00:13:34,276 --> 00:13:36,700
But I do know you can still
do the right thing.

375
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,462
No, I can't!

376
00:13:38,562 --> 00:13:39,825
All right, if there is no God,

377
00:13:39,925 --> 00:13:42,909
there is no hope.
We are just alone.

378
00:13:43,009 --> 00:13:44,031
That's not true.

379
00:13:44,131 --> 00:13:45,874
We still have each other!

380
00:13:45,974 --> 00:13:48,157
You taught me how to
take care of other people.

381
00:13:48,257 --> 00:13:50,361
Now it's my turn
to take care of you.

382
00:13:50,461 --> 00:13:52,944
Even if it means I have
to become a human dumpling.

383
00:13:54,026 --> 00:13:55,048
I don't believe you.

384
00:13:55,148 --> 00:13:55,909
You're not gonna
let yourself cook.

385
00:13:55,989 --> 00:13:57,171
Oh, I'm not, am I?

386
00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:59,274
Guess I'd better make
myself comfortable.

387
00:13:59,955 --> 00:14:02,499
♪♪ La di dee, la di da... ♪♪

388
00:14:02,599 --> 00:14:04,582
♪♪ La di dee,
la di da... ♪♪

389
00:14:04,682 --> 00:14:06,866
Oh, you'd better decide
quick, Rev.

390
00:14:06,966 --> 00:14:09,369
I'm medium rare at this point,
borderline medium.

391
00:14:11,252 --> 00:14:12,594
Fine! I believe you!
Please, get out.

392
00:14:12,694 --> 00:14:14,697
[pants] Whoo!

393
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,283
[all groan]

394
00:14:18,383 --> 00:14:19,885
All right, Rev,

395
00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:21,728
I knew you'd do
the right thing.

396
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,010
- [crunch]
- Ow!

397
00:14:23,110 --> 00:14:24,533
Hey! Levi,

398
00:14:24,633 --> 00:14:25,975
did you just
take a bite out of me?

399
00:14:26,075 --> 00:14:28,418
Ew! He tastes like
an old hamburger!

400
00:14:28,518 --> 00:14:30,822
[laughter]
Oh, Levi,
you little scamp!

401
00:14:30,922 --> 00:14:32,925
I'm glad we didn't eat him.

402
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:37,152
["Hail to the Chief" plays]

403
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:39,315
Well, if the early numbers
are any indication,

404
00:14:39,415 --> 00:14:41,198
we're looking at
the next governor of Oregon.

405
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:42,320
[laughter]

406
00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:43,962
[glasses clink]

407
00:14:44,062 --> 00:14:45,204
Prudence?

408
00:14:45,304 --> 00:14:47,127
I'm sure you'd love
to celebrate

409
00:14:47,227 --> 00:14:50,132
your darling
husband's success.

410
00:14:50,232 --> 00:14:52,135
- Champagne, dear?
- I'm not celebrating this.

411
00:14:52,235 --> 00:14:54,017
You handed Oregon
to the bad guys.

412
00:14:54,117 --> 00:14:55,259
You make me sick.

413
00:14:55,359 --> 00:14:57,302
You know what? Fine!
Be that way.

414
00:14:57,402 --> 00:14:59,426
I don't need
your love anymore.

415
00:14:59,526 --> 00:15:01,729
I have the love
of the American people.

416
00:15:03,532 --> 00:15:05,535
Wait! Todd?

417
00:15:07,017 --> 00:15:08,399
I do love you.

418
00:15:08,499 --> 00:15:10,242
You do?

419
00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:13,407
[sighs] I didn't realize
until now, but...

420
00:15:13,507 --> 00:15:15,490
watching your craven
rise to power

421
00:15:15,590 --> 00:15:18,094
through no effort
or ability of your own,

422
00:15:18,194 --> 00:15:21,019
well, it's kinda sexy.

423
00:15:21,119 --> 00:15:22,781
Rowr!

424
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,944
Now come in here
and give baby a kiss.

425
00:15:25,044 --> 00:15:26,707
Oh, Prudence.

426
00:15:26,807 --> 00:15:29,592
I knew that if I demanded
you to love me long enough

427
00:15:29,692 --> 00:15:31,815
that you'd eventually
come around.

428
00:15:34,459 --> 00:15:36,602
Now say those three
magic words again.

429
00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,605
I...

430
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:40,128
hate you!

431
00:15:40,228 --> 00:15:41,770
- [whump]
- Aah! Oh!

432
00:15:41,870 --> 00:15:43,252
- Ow!
- Ha!

433
00:15:43,352 --> 00:15:44,975
She's escaping!
Get her!

434
00:15:45,075 --> 00:15:46,577
- [gunshot]
- Damn it!

435
00:15:46,677 --> 00:15:48,680
Everybody stop!

436
00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:51,785
Todd is lying to you.

437
00:15:51,885 --> 00:15:53,268
We are not happily married.

438
00:15:53,368 --> 00:15:55,551
The truth is,
he is a total psychopath

439
00:15:55,651 --> 00:15:57,434
who's been keeping me
in a cage.

440
00:15:57,534 --> 00:16:00,679
Okay, well, it sounds bad
when you say it like that.

441
00:16:00,779 --> 00:16:02,562
This is an outrage.

442
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:05,226
I am sickened to my core
by your actions.

443
00:16:06,387 --> 00:16:09,172
Which is why it kills me...

444
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:10,734
that I'm still
gonna vote for you.

445
00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:12,377
- What?
- I know!

446
00:16:12,477 --> 00:16:14,059
I hate it as much
as you do.

447
00:16:14,159 --> 00:16:16,263
I wish there was
another way!

448
00:16:16,363 --> 00:16:18,366
There is. You could just
not vote for him.

449
00:16:19,047 --> 00:16:20,469
Yeah, but I'm going to
anyway.

450
00:16:20,569 --> 00:16:21,751
[laughs] Yes!

451
00:16:21,851 --> 00:16:23,353
Sorry, honey.

452
00:16:23,453 --> 00:16:24,956
Looks like you lose.

453
00:16:25,056 --> 00:16:28,401
But...this makes no sense.
Of course it does.

454
00:16:28,501 --> 00:16:30,084
They're a bunch of
big fat idiots.

455
00:16:30,184 --> 00:16:31,606
Damn it!

456
00:16:31,706 --> 00:16:33,248
I hate this!

457
00:16:33,348 --> 00:16:35,292
♪♪♪♪♪♪

458
00:16:35,392 --> 00:16:37,895
You've convinced us, Rev.
No more cannibalism.

459
00:16:37,995 --> 00:16:39,999
But how will we
survive the storm now?

460
00:16:42,683 --> 00:16:43,945
By taking care
of each other.

461
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:46,308
We will outlast this storm,

462
00:16:46,408 --> 00:16:48,752
no matter how long it takes.
Hey, guys!

463
00:16:48,852 --> 00:16:50,855
The storm is over.
Look.

464
00:16:52,858 --> 00:16:54,861
Well, great.
Convenient timing.

465
00:16:58,747 --> 00:17:02,132
BENNY: Wow!
It's beautiful!

466
00:17:02,232 --> 00:17:04,256
Say, you don't think
this was God, do you?

467
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,379
Maybe it was,
maybe it wasn't.

468
00:17:06,479 --> 00:17:07,941
All I know is we are
getting off this mountain

469
00:17:08,041 --> 00:17:09,063
and rescuing Prudence.

470
00:17:09,163 --> 00:17:11,486
All right! Come on.

471
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,872
Oh, hey, hey,
hold up, will you?

472
00:17:14,972 --> 00:17:17,576
That kid took a big chunk
out of my ass.

473
00:17:19,459 --> 00:17:20,881
Now this is a desk.

474
00:17:20,981 --> 00:17:23,004
I mean, you could park
a frickin' wagon on this thing.

475
00:17:23,104 --> 00:17:25,368
Prudence, you see how big
this desk is?

476
00:17:25,468 --> 00:17:27,851
Yes, Todd.
It's a very big desk.

477
00:17:27,951 --> 00:17:29,614
Hello, Mr. Governor!

478
00:17:29,714 --> 00:17:33,260
Time to hold up
your end of the deal.

479
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,623
Here are some new bills
for you to sign off on.

480
00:17:35,723 --> 00:17:37,666
Okay. This is such
a hard "yob."

481
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:38,908
- It's "job."
- Hard J.

482
00:17:39,008 --> 00:17:40,190
Uch.

483
00:17:40,290 --> 00:17:42,794
Okay, here we go.

484
00:17:42,894 --> 00:17:44,897
And...

485
00:17:45,779 --> 00:17:47,922
"Proposal to Strip
the Oregonians of Their Land."

486
00:17:48,022 --> 00:17:50,045
- Okay.
- [Todd and Trig chuckle]

487
00:17:50,145 --> 00:17:52,349
"Dump toxic sludge
in the river."

488
00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:55,093
Don't care.

489
00:17:55,193 --> 00:17:57,457
- "All the gold goes...
- [man clears throat]

490
00:17:57,557 --> 00:17:58,819
...to Trig."

491
00:17:58,919 --> 00:18:00,661
Oh, jeez.

492
00:18:00,761 --> 00:18:02,764
Okay, whatever.

493
00:18:03,445 --> 00:18:04,587
We're done.

494
00:18:04,687 --> 00:18:06,690
So nice doing business
with you.

495
00:18:07,972 --> 00:18:08,994
Hey, little birdie.

496
00:18:09,094 --> 00:18:10,516
Here's a bird.

497
00:18:10,616 --> 00:18:12,319
Unladylike.

498
00:18:12,419 --> 00:18:14,282
- All right.
- Okay. I'm exhausted.

499
00:18:14,382 --> 00:18:16,385
I'm gonna go hit the links.
That cool? Don't care.

500
00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:22,935
Oh, Zeke. [sighs]
Where are you?

501
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:28,944
♪♪♪♪♪♪

502
00:18:29,044 --> 00:18:32,350
[man screaming]

503
00:18:32,450 --> 00:18:35,995
♪♪♪♪♪♪

504
00:18:36,095 --> 00:18:38,419
[screaming continues]