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You know,
I was really worried

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when Benny left,
but so far, so good.

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We're doing fine
without him.

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We're actually making
record time today.

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You know, I gotta say,

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Wagon Master Zeke is
really doing it for me.

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What do you say we put
this thing on autopilot

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and join the
Two Mile Per Hour Club?

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Pru, how can you even suggest
something like that?

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My wife is in the back
of this wagon.

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But when we get
to the next rest stop,

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definitely.

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[ox moos]

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[wagon clunks]

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What was that?

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Great.
We've got a flat ox.

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Come on, Claire,
break time's over.

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Oh, surprise, surprise.
One day without Benny

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and the reverend
got us stuck out here.

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Just--just give me a minute.

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Okay?
I can handle this.

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Claire, what are you
doing to me?

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You are making me look
like an idiot out here. Get up!

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Come on, Claire, don't do this
to me, I am begging you.

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[sighs]
Just one more minute.

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We'll be ready to go.

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Look, I am sorry I got angry
with you earlier.

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Just, what do you want?
I'll give you anything!

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Do you want grass?
I'll give you so much grass.

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You want drugs? You want
sexual favours from other cows?

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You are making me look
like an asshole, Claire!

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Come on, get up!

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Yeah, we might need Benny.

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Yeah, right.

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Me spending my life with
a bunch of stupid farmers?

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Ha! I'm Benny the Teen,
god damn it!

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I don't need Trig or the Rev,
or anybody.

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[chuckles]
Long as I got you, alcohol.

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[wails] Oh, no, baby!

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Don't do this to me!
[crying]

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This is rock bottom!

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Oh, I see.

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This is rock bottom.

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Hyah!

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[theme music playing]

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♪♪♪♪♪♪

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Where am I?

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- [tribal drums playing]
- [chanting]

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- Hyah!
- [grunts]

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Oh! Ohh...

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[speaks native language]

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So this is where
my story ends.

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Murdered by a bunch of

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bloodthirsty monsters
from hell.

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You know we speak English.

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Oh. You do?

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Oh, well, in that case,

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bloodthirsty monsters
from...heaven?

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You have trespassed
on Blackfoot land.

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I am Chief Sleeping Bear

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and this is
my lead warrior, Sheila.

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Sheila, huh?

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I didn't expect that.
I have an Aunt Sheila.

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Aah!

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Who are you? And what
are you doing on our land?

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Hey! Back off, toots.

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You don't know who you're
messing with here.

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I'm Benny the Teen.

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Who?

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Oh, that makes sense.

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You guys are
pretty isolated out here.

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Well, back in civilisation,
I'm kinda infamous

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as a dangerous
young outlaw prince.

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[laughter]

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You?
Young and dangerous?

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Look at you! Clearly you are
some sort of elder

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for your people.

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"Hey, I'm Benny the Teen!
Bing bing!

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"Oh! Oh, my back!

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Oh, my back!"

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Okay, come on, guys.
Words hurt.

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I think I'll spare your life,
so you can continue

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to entertain us
as some sort of human joke.

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Gee, thanks.

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Sheila will take care of you.

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What? Why me?

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You found him.
He's your responsibility.

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[scoffs]

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♪♪♪♪♪♪

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Start grinding.

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If I have to keep you,
you might as well be useful.

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I hope you're
considering escaping.

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I would love to put
one of these arrows

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in the back of your skull.

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Ah, what's the point?

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If I'm not Benny the Teen,
then who am I?

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Just a big stinkin' nobody,
that's who.

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God, your energy today.

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What am I grinding here,
anyway?

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The skulls of your enemies?

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It's corn,
for making cornbread.

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You guys make bread?

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I didn't realise Indians
eat human food.

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Okay, I'll bite.

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What exactly do you think
native people are?

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Just the usual stuff--
that you're the spawn of Satan,

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you talk to
ghosts and animals,

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and you're
friends with trees?

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Uh, first of all,
we are human.

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You don't say?

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We're actually hundreds of
different tribes,

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each with its own unique
history and culture.

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You are blowing
my mind here.

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Huh. And I'll bet that stuff
about you scalping people

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is just a dirty lie, too.
Uh...

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Don't worry about that one.

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[bugle plays]

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Hello, everyone!

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My name is General Puddin

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from the United States Bureau
of Indian Affairs.

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I come with a generous
and exciting offer

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for your people--
new land!

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It's a cozy little spot

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about a quarter the size
of your current place,

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mostly salt flats,
but there is a good view

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of a swamp,

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and the best part is it's just
a hop, skip,

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and a thousand-mile march
away from here.

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So? Are you gonna do it
or are you gonna do it?

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Or are you gonna do it?
General.

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We've already been forced
to move several times,

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each time to land worse
than before.

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Right, well, uh...

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I promise that that won't...
[dissolves in laughter]

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[laughing] Sorry.

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I can't say that
without laughing.

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It's not gonna happen again.

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It's gonna... clears throat]
It'll be different this time.

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Sounds like
a crummy deal to me.

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We accept.

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- What?
- All right.

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Congrats on your new home.

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I'm sure you'll all love it!
Okay.

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Chief,
why'd you take that deal?

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If I'd refused, they would've
returned with an army.

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- There's no other way.
- But what if there was?

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Hey, why don't I
talk to Puddin?

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I bet I could convince him
to let you guys stay.

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Don't you see?

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Fate brought me here
for a reason.

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I lost my identity and
you're giving me a new one.

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I can save your land
and your people

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from the outside world.

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Like a white saviour?

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Hey, I like that.
Did you just make that up?

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Okay, sure.

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- Chief...
- What have we got to lose?

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Might as well
give him a shot.

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Hey, is it cool
if I did one of those...

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- [starts war whoop, coughs]
- Whoa!

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No, I just, uh...

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♪♪♪♪♪♪

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We've tried negotiating
with men like Puddin before.

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It never ends well.

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Well, that's because
you've never had

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Benny the White Saviour
on your team.

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You do realise that
what you're doing is, like,

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completely racist, right?

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Uh, I think you're confused.
I'm helping you.

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So I'm actually
the opposite of racist.

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You know what? Why don't we
play the quiet game

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until we get to the fort?
Suit yourself.

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Halt!

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What is your purpose?

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Greetings unto you.

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We request parlay
with General Puddin.

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I don't know why
he's talking like that.

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You can pass.

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But the Injun stays here.

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It's okay. I got this.

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White saviour!
Pew pew!

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Ah! You again.

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Escaped from those savages
on your own, have you?

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Actually, I'm here
on their behalf

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to protect their land.

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[clears throat]

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Now, why would you want to do
a silly thing like that?

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Because we
had them all wrong.

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They're people,
just like you and me.

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They laugh,
they sing and dance.

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Oh, how they dance.

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Actually, I'm just assuming
that last part.

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I only met them
a couple of hours ago.

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Look, I appreciate your visit,
but unfortunately,

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their land is far too
valuable for us to give up.

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Well, what are we
talking about here?

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Oil, gold?

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Much better.

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My friend, we are talking
about nothing less

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than the future of America.

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Behold, the shopping mall.

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Ooh.
What is it?

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Imagine dozens of name-brand
stores all under one roof.

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Apparel, home décor,

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an entire store
just for containers.

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And who can resist...

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flavoured soft pretzels?
Care for a sample?

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Is that
sour cream and onion?

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00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:04,700
It's whatever
you want it to be.

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Ah, no. I'm sorry,

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but that land belongs
to the Blackfoot.

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They're not moving,
and that's final.

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00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:13,400
Well, I'm sorry
you feel that way.

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In that case,

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we'll just have to eradicate
their entire village.

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- Wait, what?
- Guards!

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-[woman shrieks]
-[all moaning]

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This can't be happening!

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I'm just as upset as you are.

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I mean, who could've guessed
that the white man

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could be so cruel and greedy?

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Oh, okay.
Every single one of you.

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Okay. My bad.

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If it's war they want,
it's war they will get.

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We will fight.

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- And we will win!
- [cheering, war whoops]

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Yeah! Let's kick
some army butt!

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All right, everyone,
hands in the middle!

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Blackfoot, on three.

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- One...
- Yeah, I kinda meant

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like, we will fight,
and we will win.

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Yeah, I'm starting to agree
with Sheila on this one.

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Perhaps you've done enough
helping for the day?

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00:10:04,161 --> 00:10:06,461
Oh, no, no,
I wouldn't hear of it.

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00:10:06,561 --> 00:10:08,981
You helped me realise
how special I really am.

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So I am with you
until the bitter end,

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and that's final.

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♪♪♪♪♪♪

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Don't shoot the arrow,
be the arrow!

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00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:21,701
What the hell?
This thing is broken!

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00:10:21,801 --> 00:10:22,981
Are you sure you don't
want any help?

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00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,981
Ah, don't worry
about me, bro.

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After all,
I'm helping you guys.

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00:10:27,441 --> 00:10:29,441
Remember that.

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00:10:29,881 --> 00:10:31,701
He's going
to get us all killed.

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00:10:31,801 --> 00:10:34,100
[arrow shoots]
That one's
got some zing on it!

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We just need to find a way
to get him to leave.
But how?

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He genuinely thinks
he's the chosen one

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and we should all be
kissing his special butt.

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Maybe we can use that
to our advantage.

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- Aah!
- Oh! Sorry, fella.

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00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:48,901
Uh... [clears throat]
For what it's worth,

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I did yell "fore."

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00:10:50,721 --> 00:10:52,061
Right? Back me up on this.

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- Benny.
- Huh? Oh, excuse me.

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I've consulted
with the village elders

257
00:10:58,921 --> 00:11:00,741
and we have decided
to make you

258
00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:03,541
an honorary member
of the tribe.

259
00:11:03,641 --> 00:11:04,860
You really mean it, chief?

260
00:11:04,961 --> 00:11:07,781
Of course! But first,
you must undergo

261
00:11:07,881 --> 00:11:10,261
the traditional
rite of passage.

262
00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:13,021
Oh, sounds sacred
and magical.

263
00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:14,661
What you're gonna
want to do

264
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:17,781
is walk
in a straight line

265
00:11:17,881 --> 00:11:19,981
away from the village.

266
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,021
Until I find
my spirit animal.

267
00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,340
Okay, sure, yeah.
We'll go with that, and--

268
00:11:24,441 --> 00:11:26,741
But the main point is

269
00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,941
that you just keep walking
and walking

270
00:11:30,041 --> 00:11:33,141
and no matter
how far you go,

271
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we want you to go
just a little bit farther.

272
00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:37,860
Got it.

273
00:11:37,961 --> 00:11:39,181
Oh! Shoot.

274
00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:41,461
If I go now,
won't I miss the battle?

275
00:11:41,561 --> 00:11:45,381
We promise we won't start
without our white saviour.

276
00:11:45,481 --> 00:11:46,620
Right. [chuckles]

277
00:11:46,721 --> 00:11:48,301
Well, wish me luck.

278
00:11:48,401 --> 00:11:50,181
Good luck.

279
00:11:50,281 --> 00:11:52,261
Bye.

280
00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:55,620
That is the dumbest man
I have ever seen.

281
00:11:55,721 --> 00:11:57,721
Told you.

282
00:12:00,441 --> 00:12:03,381
♪♪♪♪♪♪

283
00:12:03,481 --> 00:12:06,340
Spirit animal?
Oh, spirit animal?

284
00:12:06,441 --> 00:12:09,041
[grunts] Where the hell
is this damn thing?

285
00:12:10,641 --> 00:12:12,741
♪♪♪♪♪♪

286
00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:16,821
[gasps] Oh...

287
00:12:16,921 --> 00:12:18,921
There it is.

288
00:12:20,561 --> 00:12:22,461
My spirit animal.

289
00:12:22,561 --> 00:12:24,340
And it looks so real.

290
00:12:24,441 --> 00:12:26,261
[rattling]

291
00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:27,821
Hey, hey, hey!

292
00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:31,620
Whoa! Whoa! Of course,
you're a rattlesnake!

293
00:12:31,721 --> 00:12:33,261
You shed your old skin

294
00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:37,080
to be something even greater
than before. Like me.

295
00:12:38,401 --> 00:12:39,580
Ah! Ow!

296
00:12:39,681 --> 00:12:41,821
[groaning] Oh, the pain!

297
00:12:41,921 --> 00:12:44,580
[clears throat]
Okay.

298
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:45,981
One last chance.

299
00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,981
Surrender or die.

300
00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:50,181
And I give you
the same option.

301
00:12:50,281 --> 00:12:52,141
Your grave will be
the perfect spot

302
00:12:52,241 --> 00:12:54,461
for my shopping mall's
dancing fountain.

303
00:12:54,561 --> 00:12:56,620
I hope you like
vocal jazz standards

304
00:12:56,721 --> 00:12:58,221
for the rest of eternity!

305
00:12:58,321 --> 00:13:00,541
BENNY:
Hey guys!

306
00:13:00,641 --> 00:13:01,781
What's going on here?

307
00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:04,061
Oh, shit.
Hey Benny. Uh...

308
00:13:04,161 --> 00:13:05,261
How'd you get back so soon?

309
00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:07,620
Well,
I found my spirit animal.

310
00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:09,421
It was a snake. See?

311
00:13:09,521 --> 00:13:11,580
- Ugh! Definitely infected.
- Oh, gross.

312
00:13:11,681 --> 00:13:14,901
Were you about to start
the battle without me?

313
00:13:15,001 --> 00:13:17,501
It's starting maybe
sometime soonish?

314
00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,691
These things never
start on time, really.

315
00:13:19,790 --> 00:13:21,010
You said you were gonna
wait for me.

316
00:13:21,111 --> 00:13:23,091
Ooh. Awkward.

317
00:13:23,191 --> 00:13:25,010
Look, we just don't
want you here.

318
00:13:25,111 --> 00:13:26,691
You are not
our white saviour!

319
00:13:26,790 --> 00:13:30,091
You're just an idiot
who's made everything worse.

320
00:13:30,191 --> 00:13:31,651
Now get out of here.

321
00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:33,211
- Scat!
- Oh...

322
00:13:33,311 --> 00:13:35,430
- Are we doing this?
- Okay.

323
00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:45,371
♪♪♪♪♪♪

324
00:13:45,471 --> 00:13:47,471
[yelling]

325
00:13:50,670 --> 00:13:52,211
Hey, do you have a second?
[sighs]

326
00:13:52,311 --> 00:13:53,690
Can it wait?
I'm a little bit busy.

327
00:13:53,790 --> 00:13:55,451
Actually, it can't, so

328
00:13:55,550 --> 00:13:57,651
[battle cry]
[spear stabs body]

329
00:13:57,750 --> 00:13:59,091
Sure, what's up?

330
00:13:59,190 --> 00:14:00,571
I'm confused.

331
00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:02,651
Everything was adding up
to me being the white saviour.

332
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:05,411
You helped me discover
my true potential,

333
00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:07,971
and I was going to demonstrate
it by being the big hero!

334
00:14:08,071 --> 00:14:09,451
So how come it didn't
work out like that?

335
00:14:09,550 --> 00:14:11,290
Because it's not about you,
dummy!

336
00:14:11,391 --> 00:14:13,411
All you care about
is your personal journey

337
00:14:13,510 --> 00:14:15,371
and we're just the vehicles
to help get you there.

338
00:14:15,471 --> 00:14:17,010
I'm glad
you're feeling better

339
00:14:17,111 --> 00:14:18,571
about yourself, Benny,
I really am,

340
00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:21,490
but this is our story,
not yours.

341
00:14:21,591 --> 00:14:23,411
Oh, I never thought of it
like that.

342
00:14:23,510 --> 00:14:25,930
Well, I'm listening
to you now, okay?

343
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,411
What do you need?

344
00:14:27,510 --> 00:14:30,250
Uh, we could use someone
to pick up those loose arrows

345
00:14:30,351 --> 00:14:32,091
and go bring water
to the guys.

346
00:14:32,190 --> 00:14:34,331
Is that really
the best use of me?

347
00:14:34,430 --> 00:14:37,531
I mean, I'm really more of
a front lines kinda guy.

348
00:14:37,631 --> 00:14:39,711
No. You're right,
I'm on it.

349
00:14:41,111 --> 00:14:43,250
Oh, excuse me.
Whoa! Coming through.

350
00:14:43,351 --> 00:14:45,891
Whoop!
Picking up arrows.

351
00:14:45,990 --> 00:14:47,651
Excuse me.
Don't mind me.

352
00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:49,411
Picking up arrows here!

353
00:14:49,510 --> 00:14:50,891
Thanks, dude.
You rock.

354
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:53,050
Oh! On your left!

355
00:14:53,151 --> 00:14:55,151
Oh, nice shot, downtown!

356
00:14:58,111 --> 00:14:59,531
All right, get in there!
Come on!

357
00:14:59,631 --> 00:15:02,111
Yeah! Kill 'em, boys!
Whoo!

358
00:15:07,111 --> 00:15:11,891
My mall.
My beautiful, beautiful mall.

359
00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:15,290
Hey, anybody lose a bow?

360
00:15:15,391 --> 00:15:19,490
It's, uh, cedar, maple, maybe?

361
00:15:19,591 --> 00:15:20,930
PUDDIN: You.

362
00:15:21,031 --> 00:15:23,270
This is all your fault!

363
00:15:26,111 --> 00:15:26,891
Uh-oh.

364
00:15:26,990 --> 00:15:28,531
[panting]

365
00:15:28,631 --> 00:15:29,611
- SHEILA: Hyah!
- [grunts]

366
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:32,270
[spluttering, panting]

367
00:15:35,190 --> 00:15:37,371
You can kill me,

368
00:15:37,471 --> 00:15:39,531
but there will be
a shopping mall.

369
00:15:39,631 --> 00:15:41,091
Thousands of them!

370
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,250
Covering the countryside!

371
00:15:43,351 --> 00:15:45,250
And the only Indians
you'll see

372
00:15:45,351 --> 00:15:48,331
will be at Halloween
pop-up stores!

373
00:15:48,590 --> 00:15:52,691
For slutty, basic bitches
to wear to frat parties!

374
00:15:52,791 --> 00:15:53,771
[laughs]

375
00:15:53,871 --> 00:15:56,691
I'm gonna enjoy this.
[evil laughing]

376
00:15:56,791 --> 00:15:58,791
- [knife cuts]
- [screams]

377
00:16:00,670 --> 00:16:03,170
Huh. So you do
scalp people.

378
00:16:03,271 --> 00:16:06,851
Okay, you got me.
I love it.

379
00:16:06,950 --> 00:16:08,090
[war whoop]

380
00:16:08,191 --> 00:16:11,011
[all warriors whooping]

381
00:16:11,111 --> 00:16:14,670
[drums playing, people singing]

382
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,930
So, where you going next?

383
00:16:19,031 --> 00:16:21,291
Well,

384
00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:22,371
I'm gonna go back
to the friends

385
00:16:22,471 --> 00:16:24,131
that I thought
I was too good for.

386
00:16:24,231 --> 00:16:25,170
You know what I realised?

387
00:16:25,271 --> 00:16:26,851
I don't need to be
Benny the Teen

388
00:16:26,950 --> 00:16:28,531
or Benny the White Saviour.

389
00:16:28,631 --> 00:16:31,330
I can just be Benny,
the guy who doesn't need

390
00:16:31,430 --> 00:16:32,850
to have a special thing.

391
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,611
Or, how about just Benny?

392
00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:39,210
Benny.
Yeah, short, snappy.

393
00:16:39,311 --> 00:16:41,771
Like Sheila.
I like it.

394
00:16:41,871 --> 00:16:43,871
Me, too.

395
00:16:49,670 --> 00:16:51,731
Oof!
What do you think
you're doing?

396
00:16:51,830 --> 00:16:54,930
Sorry, I just thought
this was the part

397
00:16:55,031 --> 00:16:56,210
where we're supposed
to kiss.

398
00:16:56,311 --> 00:16:59,330
We started off as enemies
from different worlds,

399
00:16:59,430 --> 00:17:01,650
but then we ended up
learning from each other

400
00:17:01,751 --> 00:17:04,810
and falling in love.
Am I off-base here?

401
00:17:04,911 --> 00:17:07,890
Yes! Way off base.

402
00:17:07,990 --> 00:17:11,190
Okay, so, no kiss.
Got it.

403
00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:16,730
See you, Sheila.
Bye, Benny.

404
00:17:16,830 --> 00:17:18,091
Farewell, my friends!

405
00:17:18,190 --> 00:17:19,770
Perhaps we'll meet again,
when

406
00:17:19,870 --> 00:17:22,251
Mother Moon dances
with Father Sun

407
00:17:22,350 --> 00:17:24,531
atop the ancestral plane.

408
00:17:24,881 --> 00:17:27,681
All right, man.
Peace.

409
00:17:29,161 --> 00:17:30,219
You were right.

410
00:17:30,321 --> 00:17:33,020
We probably should
have just killed him.

411
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,120
Thank you!

412
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,899
[banjo playing]

413
00:17:38,998 --> 00:17:43,379
ALL:
♪♪ Home, home on the range ♪♪

414
00:17:43,481 --> 00:17:47,661
♪♪ Where the deer
and the antelope play ♪♪

415
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:48,540
[blows low note]

416
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,940
♪♪ Where seldom is heard ♪♪

417
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:53,419
♪♪ A discouraging word ♪♪

418
00:17:53,519 --> 00:17:57,340
♪♪ And the skies
are not cloudy all day ♪♪

419
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,140
[music ends]
[rattles spoons]

420
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:00,820
I'll be taking requests
all night.

421
00:18:00,919 --> 00:18:03,379
Personally, I would like
a break from Top 40,

422
00:18:03,481 --> 00:18:04,379
but that's just me.

423
00:18:04,481 --> 00:18:06,019
[horse neighs]

424
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:08,301
No more need to fear,

425
00:18:08,399 --> 00:18:10,399
'cause Benny's back.

426
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,260
Oh. Hey!

427
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,100
Huh.

428
00:18:15,201 --> 00:18:17,461
Looks like things are going
pretty well here, huh?

429
00:18:17,561 --> 00:18:19,661
Uh, yeah, we had a bit of a hiccup
early on with one of the oxen,

430
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,498
but we got back on track
pretty quick.

431
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,820
Turns out I was saying "ha"
instead of "ya."

432
00:18:23,919 --> 00:18:25,919
Ah.

433
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,461
Uh...

434
00:18:27,561 --> 00:18:29,461
Well, if you don't need me
to save the day,

435
00:18:29,561 --> 00:18:31,681
I guess I'll, uh,
have a seat?

436
00:18:33,801 --> 00:18:36,561
[strums banjo]

437
00:18:37,519 --> 00:18:39,519
By the way, Rev...

438
00:18:40,681 --> 00:18:42,219
I'm really sorry
about leaving.

439
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,681
It's okay. We're just happy
to have you back.

440
00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:47,620
Spoons?

441
00:18:47,719 --> 00:18:49,719
Thanks.

442
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:56,061
BENNY: This is nice.

443
00:18:56,161 --> 00:19:02,280
♪♪♪♪♪♪