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- Please.
- All right, my quiz hounds!

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Who's ready for a battle of the brains?!

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Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

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Why are we doing this?
Can't we just drink?

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The prize is a five-coin bar tab,

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and our only competition is these idiots.

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Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!

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- Yeah!
-

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We can't lose!

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Okay, before we start, just a
little reminder about cheating.

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Use the honor system, guys.

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No looking up answers on The Oracle.

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I see all!

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All right, man.

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Okay, the first category is...

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political theory.

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Yes! Yeah, we got this.

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Which hunky emperor

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is well known for his juicy, trashy ass?

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What?

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- St. Maxwell the Thicc!
- St. Maxwell the Thicc!

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Correct!

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That's 100 points to the Brew-Dog Crew!

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Okay, there was no intellectual merit

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to that question.

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Oh, so, you're an intellectual now?

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'Cause last time I checked,

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you were still fully shoveling
people's shit for a living.

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Al, this is dumb. You don't need
to prove yourself to these morons.

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Do a science question.

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- Okay.
- Okay, fine.

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Which scientific theory
explains the phenomenon

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in which every 18 months,

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the sun is blacked out in the midday sky?

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Oh! Anaxagoras' theory
of the solar eclipse!

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- Wrong.
- What?!

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Brew-Dog Crew, would you
like to venture a guess?

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- If you think you know it...
- Okay, I don't know.

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Uh, well...

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You know, sometimes,
uh, the devil gets horny

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for the sun 'cause they're
both made of fire.

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Well, some... sometimes he...
He flies up there and he...

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And he [BLEEP] the sun so hard
that all the fire in it...

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It goes out.

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- Correct!
- Aw!

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Come on!

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That's 100 points to the Brew-Dog Crew!

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- Whoo!
- I think it's pretty clear

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who the smartest people
in Lower Murkford are.

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- Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!
- Yeah!

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♪ I've gone down that road again ♪

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♪ I've been there before ♪

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♪ Though want to know more ♪

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♪ It's always been ♪

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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com

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Boy, I gotta say, honey,

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that parking brake you invented
for our cart is brilliant.

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And the beauty of it
is you can't even see it.

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You know what's funny...
No one will ever know

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what a smart idea you had.

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Yeah. No one.

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Ohh!

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Excuse me. Excuse me. Coming through.

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What happened?

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Oh, my God, it was a freak accident.

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Ted was just, like,
minding his own business,

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pulling the horse's tail,

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screaming, "Yucca, yucca, yucca,"

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when out of nowhere, the horse
kicked him in the face.

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Pretty bad wound.
I should... apply some pressure.

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Oh, stop. Get out of the way.

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Let the doctor handle it.

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Looks like she's already got it covered.

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Dr. Goodman.

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Alexandra.

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I was just trying to stanch
the blood flow.

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Yeah? Where'd you learn how to do that?

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Oh, uh, well, I found a couple pages

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of an old medical textbook
in a garbage dump.

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So I guess I just picked up
a thing or two.

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You know, we could use
a smart person like you

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at the medical center.

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Would you be interested in a job?

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I think I would.

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Well, in that case,
welcome aboard, doctor.

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- You called for me?
- Yes!

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We have an emergency.
Henry the Duck has escaped!

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We have to find him.

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Summon the Royal Army,
tell them to search the Earth!

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Uh, you own over a hundred ducks, buddy.

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Just play with one of the other ones.

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No, but I want that one!

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Why can't I have this one thing?!

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I ask for so little!

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Prince, the answer is no, okay?

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I've run off!

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Ugh! Damn it!

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Oh, Mr. Worm,
you're my only friend.

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Welp,

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back to being alone and having nothing.

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Wow!

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I can't believe it.

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My daughter the doctor. I'm so proud.

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Thanks, Dad.

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Gotta say, I'm kinda nervous.

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What if I fail?

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At least you're trying.

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Most people in this town
just punch the clock,

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but you're doing
something you believe in.

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Thanks, Mags.

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Okay. Here I go.

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Go, Doctor! Go, Doctor!

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She's a doctor.

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- Dr. Al!
- Her name's Al.

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My daughter's a doctor.

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Her name is Dr. Al!

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Welcome, Mr. Shoemaker.

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This is my colleague, Dr. Alexandra.

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- Hello.
- Hello.

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What seems to be the problem?

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Well, I've had this stuffy nose

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for the last few days, now.

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Aha! That's a very common ailment.

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Typical treatment for stuffiness
of the nose region

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is we will have put leaches
all over your penis,

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up and down, all over it,
and your testicles, too.

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Uh, and that will distract
the mucus fairies,

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uh, from their dancing
and their stomping.

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And you have to drink your pee.

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- My own pee?
- Yes.

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Oh. How much?

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All of it.

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Don't drop a drip.
Everything that comes out,

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just stick it right back in your mouth.

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In fact, you'd be best suited
to just kick your legs

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over your head and piss in your mouth

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for the rest of your life.

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Huh.

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All right.

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All right. Consider yourself doctored.

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Uh, Dr. Goodman?

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I'm sorry to interrupt.

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Um, are you sure that this
is the best procedure

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for a stuffy nose? I...

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Who's the doctor here?

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Where is he?

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It's my first day. I...

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Yeah. Can I consult with you
in private, Dr. Alexandra?

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Yeah.

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Just relax.

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I have no idea what I'm doing.

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What?

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I don't know what I'm doing.

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What?

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Help me!

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Okay. Just... Okay.

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Just... I want to get this straight.

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You... You're a total fraud?

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It didn't start that way, okay?

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A few years ago, I had this idea

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that I could fix people's bodies
using medicine.

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Sounded great, right?
I pitched it to investors.

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They went nuts.

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And, sure, yeah,
the science wasn't there,

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but I figured fake it
till you make it, right?

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Cut to now.

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I still haven't figured this shit out!

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And the patients keep coming!

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Dr. Goodman, this is wrong.

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You need to stop doing this.

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- I can't.
- Why not?

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Because I'm a weak man.

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[BLEEP]

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I once made a man with the flu
eat his own dick.

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- Oh, no.
- Oh, my God.

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You there. Where did you get that duck?

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Uh, what, you mean Bucket?

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Uh, I found him.

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It was a miracle.

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You know, until he came along,
my entire life, I had nothing.

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And now I have this one little
thing that makes me happy.

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I'm so...

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I'm so grateful.

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Vexler, make the dirty man
give Henry back to me.

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All right, how much?

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Oh, no, Bucket's not for sale.

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- Trick him.
- Now, hold on there, pal.

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I'm not just some rube, you know?

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You might be some slick-talking
castle guy,

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but I've got one thing
you don't... street smarts.

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- You see this magic egg?
- I'm listening.

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You could keep that one duck,
or you could take this egg,

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and when it hatches, you will have...

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four ducks.

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And one of them will be Bucket?

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Oh, man, wow. Are you sure
you feel good about this?

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You're right. He may try and
follow us and steal Henry back.

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Trick him further.

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Yes, one of them will be Bucket,

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but only if you sit on this egg

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for a really, really long time.

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Do I have to be naked?

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I mean...

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I guess?

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Sold!

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Finally, one piece
of good fortune in my life.

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- So, the doctor's a phony?
- Yep.

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And I guess I should have
suspected something

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when he hired me off the street

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without checking my credentials

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or even knowing my full name.

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Yeah, that was a red flag.

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So, what are you gonna do now?

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Well, I'm gonna quit, obviously,

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and then I'm gonna
blow the whistle on him.

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I mean, the guy is a total con artist.

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I need to tell people that this
whole doctor thing's a sham.

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Hi-eee! We just wanted to come over

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and say congrats on the big news.

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What big news?

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Oh, your doctor stuff
got you in the Time 100.

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What's the Time 100?

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I scan the mists of time and divine

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which 100 souls have the most buzz!

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Whoa! That's crazy!

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Everyone's talking about you.
You're, like, a celebrity.

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Wesley Pervert even rated your feet.

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7.5.

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Guys, listen, I, um...

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I need to come clean about
the whole doctor thing.

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Wait. Stop.

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Uh, first, I need to come clean.

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Al, I know I've been really
hard on you in the past,

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but the truth is, deep down...

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...I was jealous.

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I mean, you're so smart,

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and I think I always knew that someday

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you would accomplish things
I could never dream of.

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This is proof.

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Yeah, it's almost like you won, you know?

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Sorry. Um,

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you were gonna say something
about being a doctor?

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Uh, I...

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forget.

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Oh. Well, here's to Doctor Al!

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Yeah, Doc-tor Al!

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You called for me?

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Something's wrong.

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I can't stop thinking about
that dirty man we tricked

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and left for dead in the woods.

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And now I have this strange,
painful feeling in my stomach.

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You don't think he infected me

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with some poor-person disease, do you?

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I think what you're feeling is guilt.

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I-I'm not familiar.

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It's this feeling you sometimes have

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when you do something bad to someone.

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Oh, do you think I did something
bad to the man in the woods?

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Oh, yeah, it was super [BLEEP] up.

260
00:12:05,031 --> 00:12:07,131
I mean, that duck was all he had, and...

261
00:12:07,133 --> 00:12:08,333
And you took it from him,

262
00:12:08,335 --> 00:12:09,601
even though you have a hundred ducks,

263
00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:10,869
and then you left him sitting alone,

264
00:12:10,871 --> 00:12:13,174
naked, on a rock. It's psycho.

265
00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:14,639
Hmm.

266
00:12:17,477 --> 00:12:19,055
Okay.

267
00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:22,580
Well, make the guilt go away, please.

268
00:12:22,582 --> 00:12:25,228
Mm, I think you need to do that yourself.

269
00:12:25,506 --> 00:12:27,021
How?

270
00:12:28,107 --> 00:12:29,774
Well...

271
00:12:35,061 --> 00:12:37,929
You took something from him
and now you feel bad.

272
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:41,578
So, in order to feel better,
you should...?

273
00:12:43,570 --> 00:12:45,069
Just kill him.

274
00:12:45,071 --> 00:12:47,894
All right, I'm gonna take
some opium and go to bed.

275
00:13:01,988 --> 00:13:04,188
Henry, why aren't you eating?

276
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,437
Henry?

277
00:13:10,929 --> 00:13:11,995
Bucket?

278
00:13:18,872 --> 00:13:21,573
- So, you're not quitting.
- Well, I was going to,

279
00:13:21,575 --> 00:13:22,674
but then I realized Dr. Goodman's

280
00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:24,208
actually got some great ideas.

281
00:13:24,210 --> 00:13:26,177
And I mean, yeah, the science
isn't fully there yet,

282
00:13:26,179 --> 00:13:28,746
but I think if we just
keep working at it,

283
00:13:28,748 --> 00:13:30,014
we can really help people.

284
00:13:30,016 --> 00:13:31,616
Oh, so it's about helping people.

285
00:13:31,618 --> 00:13:33,017
'Cause it seemed like it
was just about impressing

286
00:13:33,019 --> 00:13:34,686
Mary Baker and her idiot friends.

287
00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:37,655
What?! No! No, it is not about that.

288
00:13:37,657 --> 00:13:39,123
Come on, this is something I believe in.

289
00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:40,858
You'll see. Me and Dr. Goodman...

290
00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:42,764
We're gonna change the world.

291
00:13:44,898 --> 00:13:46,297
Dr. Goodman!

292
00:13:46,299 --> 00:13:47,254
Snap out of it!

293
00:13:47,256 --> 00:13:49,367
We need to figure out medicine now.

294
00:13:49,369 --> 00:13:51,402
You don't think I've tried?

295
00:13:51,404 --> 00:13:53,438
It's impossible!

296
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:57,742
I mean, tell me what the [BLEEP]
this thing is here, huh?

297
00:13:57,744 --> 00:14:01,079
What the [BLEEP]
am I looking at right now?

298
00:14:01,081 --> 00:14:03,214
This big [BLEEP] thing made of bones?

299
00:14:03,216 --> 00:14:06,951
Okay, let's just start with
the easy patients, yeah?

300
00:14:06,953 --> 00:14:08,348
- Okay.
- Like, uh,

301
00:14:08,373 --> 00:14:10,388
this guy... He just has a headache.

302
00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:13,891
Headache. Yeah. No, I have an...
I have an... I have an idea.

303
00:14:13,893 --> 00:14:15,713
Okay, great. What is it?

304
00:14:17,497 --> 00:14:19,397
- We could kill ourselves.
- What?!

305
00:14:19,399 --> 00:14:23,482
Yeah, blow our [BLEEP] brains
out, take the easy way.

306
00:14:23,484 --> 00:14:25,136
- Ohh!
- Get it together, man!

307
00:14:25,138 --> 00:14:27,238
Okay, we are in too deep to quit!

308
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:30,395
We just... We just gotta
fake it until we make it!

309
00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:33,378
All right, you're right.
[BLEEP] these people.

310
00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:34,946
If they're dumb enough
to fall for this shit,

311
00:14:34,948 --> 00:14:36,447
they deserve what they get.

312
00:14:36,449 --> 00:14:37,694
Yoo-hoo?

313
00:14:39,465 --> 00:14:40,863
Dad?

314
00:14:42,735 --> 00:14:44,268
What are you doing here?

315
00:14:44,293 --> 00:14:45,859
We have a little situation.

316
00:14:45,925 --> 00:14:48,159
I found your brother naked in the woods,

317
00:14:48,161 --> 00:14:51,229
and, uh, he seems to have
caught a bit of a chill.

318
00:14:51,231 --> 00:14:53,231
Normally, I would just put him
in front of the fire,

319
00:14:53,233 --> 00:14:54,365
but then I remembered

320
00:14:54,367 --> 00:14:56,267
we've got a famous doctor in the family.

321
00:14:56,269 --> 00:14:58,336
So I figured I'd check with the expert.

322
00:14:58,338 --> 00:15:00,805
Well, you certainly came
to the right place

323
00:15:00,807 --> 00:15:04,742
'cause we're real doctors
with real medicine knowledge.

324
00:15:04,744 --> 00:15:06,778
Great! Well, what do you suggest?

325
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:09,080
Well, due to the client's
cold temperature,

326
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:13,584
I suggest we cut off his balls, and...

327
00:15:13,586 --> 00:15:15,148
you should eat your balls.

328
00:15:15,722 --> 00:15:18,256
Whoa! VIP treatment!

329
00:15:18,258 --> 00:15:20,258
Pays to have connections, huh?

330
00:15:20,260 --> 00:15:24,295
Yeah! Thanks, Al.

331
00:15:24,297 --> 00:15:26,117
Let's get you in there.

332
00:15:26,733 --> 00:15:29,634
All right, I guess,
let's go kill this guy.

333
00:15:35,721 --> 00:15:37,187
Hey, the doctor is in!

334
00:15:37,189 --> 00:15:40,882
Hey, dad, I was thinking,
what if you, um,

335
00:15:40,884 --> 00:15:43,347
instead of doing this procedure,
just take Mikey home?

336
00:15:43,349 --> 00:15:46,254
You can just put him
by the fire, and he'll be fine.

337
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,479
But the doctor said we should
feed him his own balls.

338
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:49,880
He was clear, Al.

339
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:54,592
Yeah, um, Dr. Goodman
is feeling a little off today.

340
00:15:54,592 --> 00:15:56,859
A hard rain's gonna come.

341
00:15:56,861 --> 00:15:59,495
And it's gonna wash all you bastards

342
00:15:59,497 --> 00:16:02,664
down the [BLEEP] drain.

343
00:16:02,666 --> 00:16:04,199
He seems pretty sharp to me.

344
00:16:04,201 --> 00:16:06,735
But, hey, if he's not up for it,
maybe you can fill in.

345
00:16:06,737 --> 00:16:08,993
I mean, you're a doctor, right?

346
00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:13,081
No, Dad. I'm not.

347
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,739
And neither is he.

348
00:16:14,764 --> 00:16:17,168
This whole thing's a scam.

349
00:16:17,681 --> 00:16:19,982
Aw, geez. Well...

350
00:16:19,984 --> 00:16:23,299
I'm glad you told us,
but what about everybody else?

351
00:16:27,091 --> 00:16:28,554
You're right.

352
00:16:29,493 --> 00:16:31,627
I've got to put a stop to this.

353
00:16:31,629 --> 00:16:32,861
I'll... see you guys at home.

354
00:16:32,863 --> 00:16:34,229
Where are you going?

355
00:16:34,231 --> 00:16:35,597
To the media.

356
00:16:35,599 --> 00:16:37,566
Hear ye, hear ye!

357
00:16:37,568 --> 00:16:39,301
I am the Town Crier!

358
00:16:39,303 --> 00:16:43,305
And you're watching
"Good Morning Lower Murkford!"

359
00:16:50,181 --> 00:16:52,815
My guest today is a rising star

360
00:16:52,817 --> 00:16:55,083
in the medical industry
here to talk to us

361
00:16:55,085 --> 00:16:57,052
about her incredible work in...

362
00:16:57,054 --> 00:17:01,089
Actually, um, it's...
It's actually, uh...

363
00:17:01,091 --> 00:17:02,524
I'm... I'm here to out
Goodman as a fraud,

364
00:17:02,526 --> 00:17:03,625
and that it's actually a bad thing.

365
00:17:03,627 --> 00:17:04,993
Okay, yeah, I gotcha.

366
00:17:04,995 --> 00:17:06,195
Okay.

367
00:17:08,065 --> 00:17:10,599
My guest today is a whistleblower

368
00:17:10,601 --> 00:17:13,641
with a stunning revelation.

369
00:17:14,104 --> 00:17:17,639
The Lower Murkford Center
for Medicine and Haircuts

370
00:17:17,641 --> 00:17:19,341
is a scam.

371
00:17:19,343 --> 00:17:20,943
I knew it!

372
00:17:20,945 --> 00:17:23,359
Dr. Goodman is a fraud.

373
00:17:24,715 --> 00:17:26,404
And...

374
00:17:27,351 --> 00:17:28,684
so am I.

375
00:17:36,460 --> 00:17:40,128
Oh, my God, that was so hard to watch.

376
00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:42,397
Are you just, like, mortified?

377
00:17:42,399 --> 00:17:43,932
I would be dying.

378
00:17:43,934 --> 00:17:47,402
So, what's the plan now? Do you
just go back to shoveling shit?

379
00:17:47,404 --> 00:17:49,404
Yep, just like before.

380
00:17:49,406 --> 00:17:52,007
Yeah, but now everybody,
like, really hates you,

381
00:17:52,009 --> 00:17:53,075
even the Oracle.

382
00:17:53,077 --> 00:17:56,378
- Bitch!
- Whoa!

383
00:17:56,380 --> 00:17:57,379
- Ohh.
- Shut up!

384
00:17:57,381 --> 00:17:58,413
- Ow!
- Burn.

385
00:17:58,415 --> 00:18:00,682
Forget these idiots.
I'll grab you a beer.

386
00:18:00,684 --> 00:18:02,426
Thanks, Maggie.

387
00:18:14,598 --> 00:18:15,964
Ah, there you are.

388
00:18:15,966 --> 00:18:17,948
I've been looking all over for you.

389
00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:19,207
Why?

390
00:18:20,471 --> 00:18:22,001
To give you this.

391
00:18:25,476 --> 00:18:26,875
The egg isn't real.

392
00:18:26,877 --> 00:18:29,044
It's just a regular rock.

393
00:18:29,046 --> 00:18:31,079
What, you tricked me?

394
00:18:31,081 --> 00:18:33,982
Why... Why would you do that?

395
00:18:33,984 --> 00:18:35,284
Well, to be honest, dirty man,

396
00:18:35,286 --> 00:18:36,752
I think it's because sometimes

397
00:18:36,754 --> 00:18:38,487
I can be a little...

398
00:18:38,489 --> 00:18:39,888
selfish.

399
00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:42,791
I'm trying not to be that way anymore.

400
00:18:42,793 --> 00:18:44,293
I-I still have my blind spots,

401
00:18:44,295 --> 00:18:47,029
but hopefully this is a good start.

402
00:18:47,031 --> 00:18:48,931
Well, thanks so much
for bringing me back Bucket.

403
00:18:48,933 --> 00:18:50,599
I-I really appreciate it.

404
00:18:50,601 --> 00:18:53,335
I'd shake your hand,
but my limbs are all stiff.

405
00:18:53,337 --> 00:18:54,703
I'm still pretty cold.

406
00:18:54,705 --> 00:18:55,868
Really?

407
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:59,080
Huh. I'm quite warm.

408
00:18:59,710 --> 00:19:01,374
I have two coats on.

409
00:19:02,112 --> 00:19:03,445
Sort of hot, actually.

410
00:19:05,482 --> 00:19:07,316
Wait a second.

411
00:19:13,490 --> 00:19:15,513
I can just carry this one.

412
00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:18,627
Yes.

413
00:19:20,497 --> 00:19:21,463
See ya.

414
00:19:21,465 --> 00:19:22,731
Okay, bye!

415
00:19:27,468 --> 00:19:31,236
- Wow, shit week.
- Yeah. But whatever.

416
00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:33,572
At least I can just put it behind me now.

417
00:19:33,574 --> 00:19:35,107
Next question.

418
00:19:35,109 --> 00:19:38,243
This young psychopath
recently attempted to swindle

419
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:39,411
all of Lower Murkford

420
00:19:39,413 --> 00:19:42,514
by claiming to be a medical doctor

421
00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:45,884
when she was, in fact, dumb.

422
00:19:45,886 --> 00:19:49,488
Yeah, that's me,
Al Shitshoveler, right here.

423
00:19:49,490 --> 00:19:51,023
Correct!

424
00:19:51,025 --> 00:19:54,593
100 points to the horrible
person sitting over there.

425
00:19:54,595 --> 00:19:56,428
I'm proud of you, Al. Cheers.

426
00:19:56,430 --> 00:19:58,196
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

427
00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:02,534
Listen, I'm sorry for what I said before.

428
00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:05,604
You know, the b-word.

429
00:20:05,606 --> 00:20:07,806
That was really not cool of me.

430
00:20:07,808 --> 00:20:11,476
Anyway, friends again?

431
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:14,946
I mean, we were never
really friends, Oracle.

432
00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:17,241
Please?

433
00:20:18,118 --> 00:20:19,084
Sure.

434
00:20:19,086 --> 00:20:20,285
Okay, Oracle.

435
00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:22,020
- Cheers!
- Cheers.

436
00:20:23,023 --> 00:20:25,157
Hey, whatever happened to the doctor?

437
00:20:26,042 --> 00:20:27,585
I don't know.

438
00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:30,896
Fresh start. Skip town.

439
00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:33,633
Whole new look, whole new life.

440
00:20:34,435 --> 00:20:36,268
Hello, I am Andrew.

441
00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:37,769
I am an architect.

442
00:20:37,771 --> 00:20:40,138
Build a house for you? Why, of course.

443
00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:41,506
That is my job.

444
00:20:43,110 --> 00:20:45,010
Oh, that's good.

445
00:20:51,785 --> 00:20:54,720
Off to Italy, baby!