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Is this your first time
in therapy?

2
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Yes.

3
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I noticed you wore
a lot of armor to our session.

4
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So what?
I'm curious

5
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if part of you feels like
you need protection,

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like there's something
about you that is,

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in some ways,
vulnerable.

8
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Okay, well, this has
been a waste of time.

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You are enough.

10
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What did you say to me?

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You...are...enough.

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You're being very,
very brave.

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Here.

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Great work, Ethan.

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I've gone down
that road again

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I've been there before

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Though want to know more

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It's always been

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Wow, that was one
heck of a wait,

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but, ha,
my garden's finally ready.

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I can't wait to pick
those veggies.What did you grow
this year, Dad?

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Oh, everything -- tomatoes,
beets, carrots, cucumbers.

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Oh, my God.Dad, look at your garden!

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Oh, no!

25
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Who would do something
like this?

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A royal goat.

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Come on!

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I work hard all year,
busting my back

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to try
and put food on the table,

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and a royal goat takes it away
in the blink of an eye!

31
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And now we're all gonna
starve to death!

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Oh, well.

33
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Nothing we can do about it.

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Dad, no.
The Crown should be held liable

35
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and give you money
for new seeds.

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Take the Crown to court?Yeah.

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I don't know, sweetie, uh,

38
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maybe we shouldn't
ruffle any feathers.

39
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Yeah, Al.
A smooth bird flies better.

40
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No, I'm tired of the Crown
always screwing us over.

41
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I say we stand up for ourselves
and we fight this thing.

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Pudding man, pudding man

43
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I'm a little pudding man

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Pudding man, pudding man

45
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I'm a little pudding

46
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Ohh! Oh! Oh!

47
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Father, I'm so sorry.

48
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Please, just make
the thrashing swift.

49
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It's okay, son.

50
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No problem.

51
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Would you like
to go for a walk?

52
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Dad, uh, are you --
are you quite well?

53
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You do -- You do seem
a little different today.

54
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I feeldifferent.

55
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Been doing therapy, and,
uh, it's really helping me

56
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find the roots
to my core hurts.

57
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Also, my therapist
prescribed me a potion

58
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that's got me
low-key kinda faded.

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Oh, oh, father, I...

60
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think it's absolutely wonderful
that you're asking for help.

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Son, I'm sorry
it's taken me so long.

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I want to make up
for lost time.

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What do you say you and me
put the past behind us

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and start afresh?

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I-I-I would love that,
Dad.

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Oh! Aah!

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Sorry. Reflex.

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Ah, totally understandable.
Growth doesn't happen overnight.

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Thank you.

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Come on.

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Let's do bonding.

72
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You sure this lawsuit's
a good idea, sweetie?

73
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Oh, yeah.
The Crown is going down.

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Ah, I just can't wait
to get started.

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Ditto. Lord Vexler,
representing the Crown.

76
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Wowzers.
You look hot!

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Dad.

78
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Alexandra,
he needs to know.

79
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Why'd you
bring the goat?

80
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This is my client,
Gobbler.

81
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I'm sorry. What?

82
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No, we're suing the Crown,
not the goat.

83
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The Crown didn't allegedly
eat your garden.

84
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Your issue is with Gobbler,
and my goat client is innocent.

85
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He's just trying to get
under our skin, but don't worry.

86
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An unbiased jury
will side with us.

87
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What the hell?

88
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Vexler, did you stack the jury
with goat herders?!

89
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That's not fair!
They love goats!

90
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Oopsie.
I'm a bad wittle lawyer.

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Judge Marks,
you old bag of balloons!

92
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Lord Vexler!

93
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A little gift...
from my client.

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Mmm! Yummy!

95
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Looks like a pretty
goat-friendly judge and jury.

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But I trust ya,
sweetie.

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Mikey, is the goat
who ate the garden

98
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in this courtroom now?

99
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Yes.

100
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Can you point out
him or her?

101
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Oh, come on.

102
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Let the record show
that Mikey pointed to Gobbler.

103
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Between this eyewitness
testimony

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and the preponderance
of forensic evidence,

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you have no choice
but to convict.

106
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No further questions,
Your Honor.

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Wow, that was educational.

108
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I think I speak for everyone
when I say,

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"Thanks for the nap,
Alexandra."

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Nap!

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Vexler:
I'll take it from here.

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Michael, would you consider
goats to be stubborn animals?

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I mean, yeah.

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That's kind of their thing,
right?

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Oh, so you think all goats
are stubborn?

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Sounds like pretty classic
anti-goat bias to me.

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Goats. Goats. Goats.
Goats. Goats. Goats.

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On behalf of Gobbler the goat,
I would like to enter a motion

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to countersue
for defamation.

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Motion approved.

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What?!Mr. Shitshoveler,

122
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the penalty for defamation...
is death.

123
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So, if we lose this trial,
my dad will be killed?

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That's correct.

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Specifically, he will be fed
to the defendant.

126
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This is totally unfair.

127
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I mean, how are we
supposed to win

128
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if Vexler won't play
by the rules?

129
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Maybe we can still go
with the public defender.

130
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I've got a better idea.

131
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Is this sea or sky?

132
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Ooh, that's a bit of sky,
I think.

133
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I shall put it
in this area.

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This shall be
the sky area.

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Good idea.

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Ooh!

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I think I've found
a corner piece.

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Oh, wonderful!

139
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They are the key
in a puzzle.

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Oh, Father, would you mind
if we take a brief respite

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from our puzzle party?

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Not at all.
I'll be right here, son.

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It does sound like
your father's been given

144
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some rather
rough treatment.

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I-Is there anything
I can do to help?
Yes.

146
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I was thinking maybe
you could ask your dad

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to come down to the courthouse
and enforce a fair trial?

148
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Well, normally,
I would be terrified
to ask my father anything,

149
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but we've become quite close
as of this morning,

150
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so I'll give it a whirl.Thank you! Thank you!

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Okay, well, please hurry
because I don't know

152
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how long
we're gonna last in there.Okay.

153
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What did I miss?

154
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Honestly,
it's been amazing.

155
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Lord Vexler totally
broke Mikey down.

156
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I don't know
what's real anymore.

157
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I'm so mixed up.

158
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Mwah! Bellissimo!

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Hey, big guy!

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Father, I was wondering if
you might do me a small favor.

161
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Of course, son.
What is it?

162
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Would you mind popping down
to the courthouse very quickly?

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It turns out
our judicial system

164
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might be a little
less than fair.

165
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Are you saying...

166
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there's a problem
with my laws?

167
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Nevermind, Papa.
All is well.

168
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Oh, okay. Cool.

169
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Your Honor,
I would like to introduce...

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Perfect timing.
Where's the king?

171
00:09:01,817 --> 00:09:04,198
Uh, so, yes, bit of a good
news/bad news situation.

172
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Bad news is
my dad's not coming.

173
00:09:05,993 --> 00:09:08,030
Good news is our
father-son relationship

174
00:09:08,030 --> 00:09:09,721
is still progressing
quite nicely.

175
00:09:09,721 --> 00:09:11,999
Well, what did he say
when you asked him?

176
00:09:11,999 --> 00:09:14,105
Well, to be fair,
I didn't actually ask him.

177
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I sort of started to ask him,
but then I got a very
strong vibe

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it was gonna be a no,
so I just didn't.

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You didn't even ask him?!

180
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Al, he's been in such
a good mood lately.

181
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I didn't want to annoy him.So, not annoying your dad

182
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is more important
than saving mine?

183
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What? No.
Al, come on.

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Hear ye, hear ye!
I'm the town crier!

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And it's the end of day two
of what's being called

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"The Trial of the Century."

187
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Closing arguments are tomorrow,

188
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but it's not looking good
for Eddie,

189
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as depicted here
in this courtroom sketch.

190
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Lord Vexler, any comments
on today's proceedings?

191
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Yes, thank you.

192
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Some hard truths came to light
in there today,

193
00:10:01,877 --> 00:10:03,533
but all in all,
we're confident

194
00:10:03,533 --> 00:10:05,950
that tomorrow,
justice will prevail.

195
00:10:05,950 --> 00:10:08,366
I also want to let everyone know
that my client's written a book

196
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for sale entitled
"If I Ate It,"

197
00:10:11,231 --> 00:10:12,922
now available
wherever books are sold.

198
00:10:12,922 --> 00:10:16,305
Ooh. You got to
read me that book.

199
00:10:26,522 --> 00:10:28,904
Father, do you mind
if I ask you something?

200
00:10:28,904 --> 00:10:32,804
There's a-a young woman
that I've come to know recently,

201
00:10:32,804 --> 00:10:37,740
and the truth is, I find myself
quite dazzled by her.

202
00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:41,986
But recently, I-I fear
I may have done something stupid

203
00:10:41,986 --> 00:10:46,438
that has ruined any chance
we have of growing closer.

204
00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:49,579
I-I was wondering
if you had any advice.

205
00:10:49,579 --> 00:10:51,651
You should murder her.

206
00:10:52,755 --> 00:10:54,999
Um, Dad, when are you
going back to therapy?

207
00:10:54,999 --> 00:10:58,209
Never. I burnt down
my therapist's hut

208
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when I realized that she was
charging me for a full hour

209
00:11:01,971 --> 00:11:04,318
and I had only been there
for 50 minutes.

210
00:11:04,318 --> 00:11:06,527
I mean, what's that?

211
00:11:06,527 --> 00:11:09,013
So, you're, um --
You're --

212
00:11:09,013 --> 00:11:10,980
You're back to being
how you've always been, then?

213
00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:13,189
Yep.
I'll never grow or change.

214
00:11:13,189 --> 00:11:15,985
Change is weakness
creeping into the body.

215
00:11:15,985 --> 00:11:18,125
Anyway,
it's not like I'm sick.

216
00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:20,196
King Cragnoor, sire,
I'm sorry to inform you

217
00:11:20,196 --> 00:11:22,820
we've run out
of Maraschino cherries.

218
00:11:35,798 --> 00:11:37,835
How's it coming,
sweetheart?

219
00:11:37,835 --> 00:11:39,871
I'm trying to figure out
something that'll sway the jury,

220
00:11:39,871 --> 00:11:42,184
but it's not
going great.

221
00:11:42,184 --> 00:11:44,634
You wouldn't happen to have
a secret twin

222
00:11:44,634 --> 00:11:47,189
we could blame this all on,
do you?

223
00:11:47,189 --> 00:11:50,710
I do, but not one
that I'm close with.

224
00:11:53,816 --> 00:11:57,268
I'm sorry I got us
into this, Dad.

225
00:11:57,268 --> 00:12:00,305
I was an idiot for thinking
I could change things.

226
00:12:00,305 --> 00:12:02,100
Oh, it's okay, sweetie.

227
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:05,517
You know I'll be proud of you
until my dying breath,

228
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,554
which is tomorrow.

229
00:12:18,013 --> 00:12:20,774
Hi.
What do you want?

230
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,949
Look, I'm so sorry
I let you down earlier.

231
00:12:22,949 --> 00:12:25,745
Al, it was...
very stupid of me.

232
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,436
And I want to try
and help.

233
00:12:27,436 --> 00:12:31,095
So it isn't much, but I-I
raided the royal library.

234
00:12:31,095 --> 00:12:34,581
Thought there might be something
in here that can help your case.

235
00:12:34,581 --> 00:12:37,929
What, this is --
this is amazing.

236
00:12:37,929 --> 00:12:39,482
Thank you.
Chauncley, seriously.

237
00:12:39,482 --> 00:12:41,139
Oh, no, it's the least
I can do.

238
00:12:41,139 --> 00:12:43,693
Anyway, I'll, uh,
leave you to it.

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00:12:43,693 --> 00:12:45,488
Wait.

240
00:12:45,488 --> 00:12:50,631
Would you want to stay and help
me read through some of these?

241
00:12:50,631 --> 00:12:53,289
I-I'd love to.

242
00:13:32,639 --> 00:13:36,056
Chauncley.
Chauncley, look.

243
00:13:41,337 --> 00:13:43,512
In closing,

244
00:13:43,512 --> 00:13:46,826
this trial has been
the most disturbing experience

245
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,310
of my entire life.

246
00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:52,555
It's true, kids.
Monsters are real.

247
00:13:52,555 --> 00:13:58,976
So I beg of you, find
Eddie Murphy Shitshoveler

248
00:13:58,976 --> 00:14:01,185
guilty on all counts

249
00:14:01,185 --> 00:14:03,773
and give my client,
Gobbler the goat,

250
00:14:03,773 --> 00:14:07,847
the justice
she so rightly deserves.

251
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I rest my case.

252
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Defense,
your closing statement.

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Truth...justice --

254
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:29,420
These are all concepts
I almost stopped believing in.

255
00:14:29,420 --> 00:14:34,874
But then I realized, sometimes
justice needs a new truth.

256
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,393
And with that in mind,

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my father pleads guilty
to all crimes!

258
00:14:41,742 --> 00:14:43,710
Order!

259
00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:45,988
Oh, finally decided
to give up, huh?

260
00:14:45,988 --> 00:14:49,336
Per this change of plea,
the court finds the defendant --

261
00:14:49,336 --> 00:14:52,098
Just one more thing,
Your Honor.

262
00:14:52,098 --> 00:14:55,342
We all agree the goat
has the full legal right

263
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to eat my father.

264
00:14:57,379 --> 00:14:59,415
But here's the rub.

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How can a man
legally be fed to a goat

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when that goat is also...
his wife?

267
00:15:09,046 --> 00:15:11,289
Explain yourself,
counselor.

268
00:15:11,289 --> 00:15:15,949
Chapter 14, article 221
"Lower Murkford Law"

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states that,
"No wife may eat her husband,"

270
00:15:18,745 --> 00:15:23,888
but there's no law that says
a man can't marry a goat.

271
00:15:23,888 --> 00:15:25,614
I see.

272
00:15:25,614 --> 00:15:27,754
And has this marriage
been authorized

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by a royal representative?

274
00:15:29,411 --> 00:15:32,414
It has. By me.

275
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Seeing as Gobbler
is royal property,

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when Mr. Shitshoveler asked
for her hand in marriage,

277
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I eagerly gave my blessing.

278
00:15:38,213 --> 00:15:40,422
I don't know what she sees
in this melted Popsicle,

279
00:15:40,422 --> 00:15:43,390
but, hey, I'm not gonna
talk her out of it.

280
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Objection!
This is insane.

281
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A-A-A man
can't marry a goat!

282
00:15:48,775 --> 00:15:52,882
Okay, that sounds like some
classic anti-goat bias to me.

283
00:15:52,882 --> 00:15:54,091
Goats. Goats.

284
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Order!

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00:15:57,301 --> 00:15:58,819
After reviewing the exhibits

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and determining that
Eddie and Gobbler

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clearly love each other
very much,

288
00:16:02,306 --> 00:16:07,000
Mr. and Mrs. Shitshoveler...

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00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,795
you are free to go.

290
00:16:11,487 --> 00:16:14,732
Great job, sweetie.

291
00:16:14,732 --> 00:16:17,114
I'm proud of you.
Thanks, Dad.

292
00:16:18,425 --> 00:16:20,807
Alright, get your purse, dear.
We're going home.

293
00:16:24,638 --> 00:16:26,295
For real,
thank you.

294
00:16:26,295 --> 00:16:28,159
I-I couldn't have done it
without you.

295
00:16:28,159 --> 00:16:30,368
You're welcome.
Al, I was wondering,

296
00:16:30,368 --> 00:16:33,130
would you ever
want to hang...?

297
00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:35,097
Hello, Father.

298
00:16:35,097 --> 00:16:38,100
I've just been informed
that you aided a peasant

299
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:41,207
in humiliating the Crown
in court.

300
00:16:41,207 --> 00:16:44,796
Yes, and I can see how that
might be a trigger for you,

301
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,695
but I'm still your son.

302
00:16:46,695 --> 00:16:50,354
What do you say we just move
past this and continue to heal?

303
00:16:50,354 --> 00:16:53,874
I say that this is the reason
I cursed God

304
00:16:53,874 --> 00:16:55,738
the moment you were born.

305
00:16:55,738 --> 00:16:57,361
When I saw your soft,
weak mass

306
00:16:57,361 --> 00:16:58,845
expelled from
your mother's womb,

307
00:16:58,845 --> 00:17:01,330
I knew my kingdom
was doomed!

308
00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:04,333
You suck.

309
00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:08,199
Chauncley, I'm sorry.It's fine.
I'm used to it.

310
00:17:10,374 --> 00:17:11,823
Yes?

311
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,639
Oh!
Ooh!

312
00:17:34,639 --> 00:17:36,434
Oh, hi!

313
00:17:36,434 --> 00:17:37,918
I brought
your books back.

314
00:17:37,918 --> 00:17:39,437
I didn't want to go
through the front

315
00:17:39,437 --> 00:17:41,750
'cause your dad was
strangling someone in the foyer.

316
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:44,511
Oh, yikes.
That's two in a day.

317
00:17:44,511 --> 00:17:46,789
Well, at least
he'll sleep well tonight.

318
00:17:46,789 --> 00:17:49,620
You didn't have to come
all this way, by the way.
That's very kind of you.

319
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:52,174
I'm sorry you got in trouble
for helping me.

320
00:17:52,174 --> 00:17:54,073
It was worth it.

321
00:17:56,178 --> 00:17:58,387
Have you eaten dinner?

322
00:17:59,423 --> 00:18:01,356
Um...

323
00:18:03,012 --> 00:18:05,567
You know, I-I haven't.

324
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:07,155
Great.

325
00:18:07,155 --> 00:18:09,605
Sir, thank you so much for
having me. This is wonderful.

326
00:18:09,605 --> 00:18:11,193
Oh, it's our pleasure.

327
00:18:11,193 --> 00:18:13,540
Sorry the vegetables
are a little bit eaten.

328
00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:17,579
Oh! No,
I-I hadn't even noticed.

329
00:18:17,579 --> 00:18:19,477
We should say grace.

330
00:18:19,477 --> 00:18:22,031
After all, we've had it
pretty good lately.

331
00:18:22,031 --> 00:18:23,895
Dad, things have been
going horribly.

332
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:26,933
The goat ate your garden,
and then you were almost killed.

333
00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:28,900
Oh, honey,
don't be dramatic.

334
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,385
Hands.

335
00:18:30,385 --> 00:18:32,628
Dear Lord, thank you
for the privilege

336
00:18:32,628 --> 00:18:37,046
of eating this great meal
with family and new friends.

337
00:18:37,046 --> 00:18:39,290
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.

338
00:18:40,326 --> 00:18:42,466
Hey, babe, can you
grab me a water?

339
00:18:42,466 --> 00:18:44,813
That's okay.
Don't worry about it.

340
00:18:44,813 --> 00:18:47,712
Happy wife, happy life.