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[ Rooster crows ]

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[ Gasps ]

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[ Hammer banging ]

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♪ Working hard every day ♪

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♪ But life stays the same ♪

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♪ Can't bring a man down ♪

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♪ But a feeling drives me on ♪

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♪ Keeps my world turned 'round ♪

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♪ I won't be satisfied ♪

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♪ There's a hurricane
I was born to ride ♪

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♪ It's taking me
straight to the top ♪

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♪ I want to run
where the eagles fly ♪

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♪ Never gonna stop till I find
my place in the sky ♪

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♪ Taking it
straight to the top ♪

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♪ When you're reaching
for the glory ♪

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[ Music stops ]
So, I took a look at your taxes,

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and there's actually
this one cute little loophole

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where you can write off
all your banquets

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as long as you claim
the peasants as dependents.

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-Oh, wow.
-No one will ever know.

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And that's just allowed?

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Eh, they never check.

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-[Bleep] me.
-Mm-hmm.

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♪ Straight to the top ♪

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♪ I want to run
where the eagles fly ♪

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♪ Never gonna stop till I find
my place in the sky ♪

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[ Horn blows ]
Man: Revolution!

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[ Indistinct shouting,
glass shatters ]

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♪ When you're reaching
for the glory ♪

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♪ You will never die ♪

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[ Birds chirping ]

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[ Flies buzzing ]

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♪ I've gone down
that road again ♪

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♪ I've been there before,
though want to know more ♪

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♪ It's always been ♪

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Subtitle from: www.opensubtitles.org

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Edited by: AMIRX79X

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[ Metal clangs ]

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[ Chicken squawks ]

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Cragnoor: News from our enemies,
Lord Vexler.

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I have just received word
from the Valdrogians

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that they
wish to sue for peace.

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Congratulations,
Your Grace.

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It was not my victory
alone.

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I must send a royal emissary
to discuss

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the terms
of their surrender.

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I am choosing you
to represent our kingdom.

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I'm honored.

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An honor you have earned
many times over.

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There is but one catch.

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My Liege, I swore to serve you
no matter the cost.

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I am willing to lay down
my life.

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You've got to take him.

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♪ Do the Chauncley! ♪
[Bleep]

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♪ Do-do-do-do the Chauncley! ♪

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♪ Do-do-do-do the Chauncley! ♪

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Any legal treaty requires
a royal witness, so...

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[ Beatboxing ]

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I know.

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It sucks.

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Oh, it'll be nice to get out
of Lower Murkford for a bit.

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You and me, Vexler,
road dogs.

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Do you really need
to pack all this stuff?

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Oh, I always over-pack.

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I figure, first things first,
we just go to the room,

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relax for a bit,
maybe go to the beach,

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but I don't want us
to have to follow a schedule.

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We're on vacation.

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No, this is not
a vacation.

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It's a high-stakes
diplomatic mission.

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Yes. One second --
just setting up the music.

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Bard, play "Party Mix."

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♪ Party, party, party ♪

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♪ Everybody's at the party ♪

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♪ We're all at the party,
party, party ♪

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Skip.

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♪ A bear has a long, long tail ♪

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♪ He lives in a -- ♪
-Skip.

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♪ Party, party, party, ev-- ♪

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Stop.

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Prince, when we meet
Prince Ya-Shayn,

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you need to say
a traditional greeting.

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Repeat after me.

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[ Speaking Valdrogian ]
Hush may-nah. Hush mah-nu.

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I mean, I think
he'll probably speak English.

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No, you can't just assume
that everyone speaks English.

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Important people do,
though.

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First of all, yikes.

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Secondly,
I have no record of them

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speaking anything other
than ancient Valdrogian.

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If you want to survive, you need
to keep your mouth shut.

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-You are the expert.
-[ Sighs ]

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[ Whip cracks, horse neighs ]

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Bard: ♪ Party, party, party ♪

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♪ Everybody's at the party ♪

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Stop.

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Remind me again why we're
taking the morning off.

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I'll give you two hints.

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It's awesome,
and you're gonna love it.

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What's ShitCon?

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Only the biggest event in the
entire shit-shoveling industry.

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We're talking info booths
and demos and networking.

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-Cool.
-Eddie!

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Gary, you son of a bitch,
get over here.

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[ Laughs ]

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Rebecca, what are you
doing here?

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-I thought you died.
-[ Laughs ] No.

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-How do you all know each other?
-Are you kidding?

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Your dad is the best
damn shoveler in town.

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Oh, come on.

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Yeah, when termites ate my cart,
he helped me build a new one.

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Wow.

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Last winter,
when my knee exploded,

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he covered my roof for me.

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Yeah, and he's not just
good with a shovel.

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Your dad is the most fair,

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the most honest man
in this business.

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Dad, I had no idea
you were so awesome.

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I do my best.

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[ Trumpets playing ]

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[ Indistinct chatter ]

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-What's that?
-I don't know.

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Ingenuity.

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The future.

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Disruption.

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Move fast.

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Break things.

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Break the chains.

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Today, I present to you a simple
yet revolutionary innovation

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that will make the act of
shoveling completely obsolete.

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-What the hell is this?
-You're missing it.

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Introducing the hole.

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[ Audience gasps ]

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It's a hole in the ground
that you shit in,

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so you just put
the shit in the hole,

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and then you don't
have to shovel anything.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Right?

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So cool.

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I can't believe no one's
thought of that before.

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It's really gonna
change things, huh?

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Vexler:
Remember, follow my lead,
and don't say anything.

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[ Horse whinnies ]

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[ Metal clanging ]

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[ Metal scraping ]

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[ Chains clinking ]

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[ Inhales ]

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[ Speaking Valdrogian ]

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Hey, brah,
I'm sorry to interrupt.

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Um, do I know you
from somewhere?

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Uh...

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Um, I don't --
I don't think so.

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Ah, this is killing me.
Um...

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[ Clicks tongue ]
Uh, do y-- uh, no.

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Do you ever go to
Falcon Island?

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Yes, my father has
a stronghold there.

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We summer there every year.

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I've 100 percent
seen you around.

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Wait, were you at Princess
Alison's barbecue last year?

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[ Laughing ] Oh, my God.
Yeah. Oh.

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Oh, me and Alison
go all the way back.

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Me, too. We met at baby ski camp
in the Forbidden Mountains.

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My uncle owns
those mountains.

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He's the one that made them
forbidden.

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This -- This is wild.

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[ Laughing ] This is crazy.
So dope.

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Aww!
Yeah, man.

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Delightful.
Hell yeah.

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Come on in.
Man, let's kick it.

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Chauncley: Yes.
[ Speaks Valdrogian ]

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So, this is the crib.
Wow.

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How was the trip, man?
Did you travel private?

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Oh, yeah.
That's what's up.

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Okay. So, wait, back up.
Your cousin knows my cousin?

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No, no, no, my cousin knows
Princess Alison...

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-Who's friends with my cousin.
-Yes, exactly.

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-Holy shit!
-This is crazy.

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Oh, my God.
Lord Vexler, isn't this crazy?

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Uh-huh, yeah, it's crazy.
What a coincidence.

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Should we return our focus
on the treaty?

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Dude, what is up
with your butler?

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N-No, I'm --
I'm not a butler.

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I'm a lord,
the minister of the realm.

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Okay, dude.
[ Laughs ]

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Yo, Chauncley,
do you drink blood?

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'Cause my dad's got this, like,
sick-ass blood cellar.

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[ Scoffs ]
Yeah, I got nothing.

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Uh, could we get a bottle
of that '93, please?

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Thank you.

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[ Laughs ]
It's dumb, huh?

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I mean, why would you shit
in a hole

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when you could just go
on the floor of your house

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and pay someone to remove it
after a couple of days?

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I don't know, Dad.

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Holes seem like a pretty
drastic improvement

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over the current system.

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Oh, plenty of bells
and whistles, if you ask me.

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It'll never catch on.
Trust me.

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[ Chuckles ]

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Gladys, Eddie here.
Morning pickup.

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Hello, Eddie.

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No need. I've just got one of
those new holes installed.

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It's easier, cheaper, and better
for the environment --

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a total game-changer.

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[ Indistinct chatter ]

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Bard: ♪ Party, party, party ♪

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♪ Everybody's at the party ♪

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Ya-Shayn: Yo, I love this song!
Turn it up!

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Bard: [ Louder ]
♪ Party, party, party ♪

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♪ Doing things inside
the party ♪

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♪ Now they're scooting
at the party ♪

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♪ We are bouncing everybody up
and down at the party ♪

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[ Sighs ]

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Frank, come on.
Even you?

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I'm sorry, Eddie.
I'm sure you understand.

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The hole is a great money-saver,
and the kids love it.

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It's -- It's fun for them.

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I understand.
Your mind's made up.

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Just do me a favor
and kiss me on the mouth.

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What? Why?

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Because that's the way
I like being kissed

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when I'm getting
[bleep]!

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Whoa! Okay, Dad,
you've got to calm down.

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If the business is
changing,

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that just means we have
to figure out how to adapt.

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No way!

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I'm not gonna let this
newfangled technology

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replace me.

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If they're gonna fight dirty,
so am I.

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[ Chicken clucks ]

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[ Cow moos ]

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Ya-Shayn: Hold on, brah.
I'll be right back.

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[ Indistinct chatter ]

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[ Knock on door ]

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Frank? Gladys?
What are you doing here?

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We need your dad.

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Hey, what's up?

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Trouble in paradise?

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[ Sighs ]
You were right.

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Eddie, those holes
didn't work out.

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[ Scoffs ]

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Oh, no.

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Really?
[ Chuckles ]

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What happened?

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We all came home from work
to find snakes living in them.

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They bite -- so sharp --
and they're laying eggs.

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Please, come back.

248
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Well, you're lucky
I'm generous.

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-I'll be back.
-Oh. [ Laughs ]

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I'm not sure when.

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My schedule is just crazy,
you know,

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00:11:14,744 --> 00:11:16,179
people shitting
left and right,

253
00:11:16,212 --> 00:11:18,215
but I'll see what
we can work out.

254
00:11:18,248 --> 00:11:21,051
[ Chuckles ]
You see, Al?

255
00:11:21,084 --> 00:11:23,019
Now, aren't you glad
we didn't do anything rash,

256
00:11:23,052 --> 00:11:24,621
like change our business?

257
00:11:24,654 --> 00:11:28,492
Dad, did you put those snakes
in those people's holes?

258
00:11:28,525 --> 00:11:31,661
Eh, I may've had a little
something to do with it.

259
00:11:31,694 --> 00:11:34,164
You tricked people, Dad!
That's not right!

260
00:11:34,197 --> 00:11:35,565
What was I supposed to do?

261
00:11:35,598 --> 00:11:37,300
They're the ones
who started playing dirty.

262
00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:38,902
No! No, you did.

263
00:11:38,935 --> 00:11:40,637
I thought you were
the most fair,

264
00:11:40,670 --> 00:11:43,039
honest man
in the business.

265
00:11:43,072 --> 00:11:45,175
Guess I was wrong.

266
00:11:45,208 --> 00:11:47,744
Ally, sweetheart.

267
00:11:47,777 --> 00:11:50,080
Oh.

268
00:11:50,113 --> 00:11:52,082
♪ Two steps back
a little jauntily ♪

269
00:11:52,115 --> 00:11:54,551
♪ And that is how
you do the Chauncley ♪

270
00:11:54,584 --> 00:11:56,720
Hey, hey!
[ Cheers and applause ]

271
00:11:56,753 --> 00:11:58,755
Oh, my, you're too kind.
You're too kind.

272
00:11:58,788 --> 00:12:00,657
Say, it's getting
a little late.

273
00:12:00,690 --> 00:12:02,359
Just to get it out of the way,
what do you say we,

274
00:12:02,392 --> 00:12:04,327
uh, sign this treaty?

275
00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,096
All right.
Yeah, sounds good, bro.

276
00:12:06,129 --> 00:12:07,764
Hey, but first...

277
00:12:10,466 --> 00:12:12,202
Thank you.

278
00:12:12,235 --> 00:12:13,837
...let's finish this.

279
00:12:13,870 --> 00:12:15,105
Yes, cheers.

280
00:12:15,138 --> 00:12:16,406
Vexler: Aah!

281
00:12:16,439 --> 00:12:18,742
[ Everyone gasps ]
Oh, what the hell, man?!

282
00:12:18,775 --> 00:12:20,777
-Vexler, what was that?
-This is poison.

283
00:12:20,810 --> 00:12:22,245
They're trying to
poison you.

284
00:12:22,278 --> 00:12:23,580
No, it's not.

285
00:12:23,613 --> 00:12:26,950
Then why does it say
"danger" on the side?

286
00:12:26,983 --> 00:12:29,386
That's "dan-gur."

287
00:12:29,419 --> 00:12:32,756
It's a brand of high-end
rhino blood.

288
00:12:32,789 --> 00:12:36,259
Mmm! Notes of copper
and some very playful tannins.

289
00:12:36,292 --> 00:12:37,460
Yes.

290
00:12:37,493 --> 00:12:38,962
I -- I overheard you
in the kitchen.

291
00:12:38,995 --> 00:12:41,832
You said the last person they
had at a blood tasting died.

292
00:12:43,666 --> 00:12:46,102
Yeah,
our buddy Brandt died.

293
00:12:46,135 --> 00:12:48,738
He got really drunk on blood,
and he climbed up on the roof

294
00:12:48,771 --> 00:12:50,874
to do a backflip into the pool,
but at the last second,

295
00:12:50,907 --> 00:12:53,910
it turned out
that there was no pool.

296
00:12:53,943 --> 00:12:56,580
I'll never forget
his last words --

297
00:12:56,613 --> 00:12:58,481
"Shit, bro.

298
00:12:58,514 --> 00:13:00,817
No pool."

299
00:13:00,850 --> 00:13:01,918
[ Sighs ]

300
00:13:01,951 --> 00:13:03,553
[ Crying ]
I miss Brandt.

301
00:13:03,586 --> 00:13:05,255
We all do, Brian.

302
00:13:09,158 --> 00:13:12,395
Well, this party
has officially been fouled.

303
00:13:12,428 --> 00:13:13,964
It's time for us to go.
-No, no, no.

304
00:13:13,997 --> 00:13:15,732
Uh, w-w-we have to
sign the treaty.

305
00:13:15,765 --> 00:13:19,502
Nah, bro, that's done.
Your butler really shit the bed.

306
00:13:19,535 --> 00:13:21,838
Sorry, war's back on.

307
00:13:30,146 --> 00:13:31,448
♪ Party, party, party ♪

308
00:13:31,481 --> 00:13:33,650
♪ Everybody's at the party ♪

309
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,257
How could I have made
such a big mistake?

310
00:13:40,290 --> 00:13:42,425
Your father is
going to be furious.

311
00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:43,960
Maybe it'll be fine.

312
00:13:43,993 --> 00:13:45,795
In my experience,
when you make a mistake,

313
00:13:45,828 --> 00:13:48,465
things have a way of
just working themselves out.

314
00:13:48,498 --> 00:13:50,000
For you.

315
00:13:50,033 --> 00:13:51,701
You can screw up
a million times,

316
00:13:51,734 --> 00:13:54,638
and there's never
any consequences,

317
00:13:54,671 --> 00:13:57,707
but I'm gonna
lose everything.

318
00:13:57,740 --> 00:14:00,510
Honestly,
it's what I deserve.

319
00:14:00,543 --> 00:14:03,647
No, no. It wa--
It was an honest mistake.

320
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:06,182
I was completely lost
back there.

321
00:14:08,551 --> 00:14:10,320
I've been trying to make it
in the castle,

322
00:14:10,353 --> 00:14:12,322
but who are we kidding?

323
00:14:12,355 --> 00:14:15,525
I'm a peasant.

324
00:14:15,558 --> 00:14:17,227
I always will be.

325
00:14:19,862 --> 00:14:22,332
[ Knock on door ]
Got a sec?

326
00:14:22,365 --> 00:14:24,901
I'm reading.

327
00:14:24,934 --> 00:14:26,503
You were right.

328
00:14:26,536 --> 00:14:29,005
I shouldn't have snaked up
those holes.

329
00:14:29,038 --> 00:14:34,411
It's just, seeing all that
change, it made me...

330
00:14:34,444 --> 00:14:37,347
Angry.

331
00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:39,082
...scared.

332
00:14:45,855 --> 00:14:48,692
Shoveling is all I know,
and it's the only way

333
00:14:48,725 --> 00:14:51,161
I know how to take care
of you and your brother.

334
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:54,364
If it goes away, I...

335
00:14:54,397 --> 00:14:55,865
I don't know what I'll do.

336
00:14:55,898 --> 00:14:59,669
Maybe I can teach you
how the holes work.

337
00:14:59,702 --> 00:15:01,705
Easier said than done.

338
00:15:01,738 --> 00:15:04,674
I mean, you're young.
You pick up things no sweat.

339
00:15:04,707 --> 00:15:07,444
It's a lot harder
at my age.

340
00:15:07,477 --> 00:15:09,412
I've been doing this
a long time.

341
00:15:09,445 --> 00:15:12,582
I mean,
I'm 31 years old.

342
00:15:15,451 --> 00:15:18,221
Don't worry, Dad.
We got this.

343
00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,901
[ Sighs ]

344
00:15:34,137 --> 00:15:35,905
[ Clink ]

345
00:16:00,663 --> 00:16:02,265
"War commences.

346
00:16:02,298 --> 00:16:05,769
We return our peace
with fury and death.

347
00:16:05,802 --> 00:16:09,939
In Brandt's name,
we recommence the battle."

348
00:16:09,972 --> 00:16:12,008
What the hell happened?

349
00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:14,311
And who the [bleep]
is Brandt?!

350
00:16:16,646 --> 00:16:20,450
Um, Your Highness, uh...

351
00:16:20,483 --> 00:16:23,453
this isn't,
uh, easy to admit,

352
00:16:23,486 --> 00:16:25,188
but the --
the truth is that I --

353
00:16:25,221 --> 00:16:27,123
I screwed it up.

354
00:16:27,156 --> 00:16:31,528
I blew it, the -- the --
the treaty...thing.

355
00:16:31,561 --> 00:16:33,797
The treaty was prearranged.

356
00:16:33,830 --> 00:16:36,499
How could you possibly
have blown it?

357
00:16:36,532 --> 00:16:38,802
Right. How?

358
00:16:38,835 --> 00:16:40,370
[ Exhales slowly ]

359
00:16:40,403 --> 00:16:44,607
Well, what happened is that I --
I -- I grabbed the treaty,

360
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:47,811
and I pulled down
my trousers, and I --

361
00:16:47,844 --> 00:16:52,249
I rubbed --
I rubbed my butt on it.

362
00:16:54,984 --> 00:16:57,787
And why would you do that?

363
00:16:57,820 --> 00:17:00,190
I'm very dumb
and stupid.

364
00:17:00,223 --> 00:17:03,159
Okay. Let's backtrack
a little, shall we?

365
00:17:03,192 --> 00:17:04,327
Yeah, sure.

366
00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:07,030
You're at
the negotiation table.
Mm-hmm.

367
00:17:07,063 --> 00:17:11,568
You took out your butt,
and...

368
00:17:11,601 --> 00:17:15,338
you physically rubbed it
on the treaty.

369
00:17:15,371 --> 00:17:16,573
Yeah.

370
00:17:16,606 --> 00:17:19,375
Out of nowhere,
with no provocation?

371
00:17:19,408 --> 00:17:21,511
No, just did it.

372
00:17:21,544 --> 00:17:23,179
That's what happened.

373
00:17:23,212 --> 00:17:26,549
This is a new low.

374
00:17:26,582 --> 00:17:29,519
I mean...
[ Scoffs ]

375
00:17:29,552 --> 00:17:32,922
...you suck.
-Mm.

376
00:17:32,955 --> 00:17:35,058
I will say, it would've been
a lot worse

377
00:17:35,091 --> 00:17:37,327
were it not for
Lord Vexler.

378
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,529
Undoubtedly.

379
00:17:39,562 --> 00:17:40,897
Vexler, come with me.

380
00:17:40,930 --> 00:17:43,166
I'm gonna need your help
to sort this mess out.

381
00:17:43,199 --> 00:17:44,601
Ah, yes, Your Grace.

382
00:17:52,909 --> 00:17:55,111
Oh, hi, Eddie.
I guess you're here to shovel.

383
00:17:55,144 --> 00:17:58,214
Actually, I'm here to remove
the snakes from your hole.

384
00:17:58,247 --> 00:17:59,115
Huh?

385
00:17:59,148 --> 00:18:02,785
Look, we're expanding
the business.

386
00:18:02,818 --> 00:18:05,889
That's great!
How much?

387
00:18:05,922 --> 00:18:07,557
This one's on me.

388
00:18:10,259 --> 00:18:11,561
Your dad's a good man.

389
00:18:11,594 --> 00:18:13,463
Yeah, I'm pretty proud
of him.

390
00:18:13,496 --> 00:18:14,764
Eddie: Here, snakey.

391
00:18:14,797 --> 00:18:17,567
Ow! There's a man-sized snake
in here!

392
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,236
Got my whole face!
[ Snake hissing ]

393
00:18:21,504 --> 00:18:23,139
Gonna dump out the last
of the snakes.

394
00:18:23,172 --> 00:18:24,508
Thanks, kiddo.

395
00:18:26,175 --> 00:18:27,577
[ Snakes hissing ]

396
00:18:27,610 --> 00:18:29,546
Aah! Oh! Aah!

397
00:18:29,579 --> 00:18:32,315
Oh, my God!
I'm so sorry!

398
00:18:32,348 --> 00:18:33,483
Ugh!

399
00:18:33,516 --> 00:18:36,319
Prince Chauncley?
[ Grunting ]

400
00:18:36,352 --> 00:18:38,454
Are you okay?
Oh, yeah. I'm fine.

401
00:18:38,487 --> 00:18:39,822
What are you doing
down here?

402
00:18:39,855 --> 00:18:41,891
Oh, just steering clear
of the castle for a bit.

403
00:18:41,924 --> 00:18:43,893
My dad is
kind of mad at me.

404
00:18:43,926 --> 00:18:45,295
How mad?

405
00:18:45,328 --> 00:18:47,063
Well, he told all the servants
to keep me from his sight

406
00:18:47,096 --> 00:18:48,831
and rid the rooms
of "my scent."

407
00:18:48,864 --> 00:18:51,301
Yikes. Sounds like you're
having some rough luck.

408
00:18:51,334 --> 00:18:53,636
Yeah, but, you know,
as a prince,

409
00:18:53,669 --> 00:18:55,572
I've had nothing
but good luck since birth,

410
00:18:55,605 --> 00:18:57,440
so I'm probably
due for a bit.

411
00:18:57,473 --> 00:18:58,741
[ Both laugh ]

412
00:18:58,774 --> 00:19:01,177
Eddie: Al, everything okay
over there?

413
00:19:01,210 --> 00:19:02,512
Coming!

414
00:19:02,545 --> 00:19:04,480
I should go, but it was nice
running into you.

415
00:19:04,513 --> 00:19:05,682
Oh, and you, as well.

416
00:19:05,715 --> 00:19:07,483
[ Snake hisses ]
Oh! Aah! One more.

417
00:19:07,516 --> 00:19:08,685
[ Grunts ]

418
00:19:08,718 --> 00:19:10,353
[ Exhales ]
Right.

419
00:19:21,831 --> 00:19:24,834
Bard: [ Echoing ]
♪ Party, party, party ♪

420
00:19:24,867 --> 00:19:28,838
♪ Everybody's at the party ♪

421
00:19:28,871 --> 00:19:34,678
♪ We're all at the
party, party, party ♪

422
00:19:41,584 --> 00:19:44,520
♪ What's it gotta do with you? ♪

423
00:19:44,553 --> 00:19:47,357
♪ What's it gotta do with me? ♪

424
00:19:47,390 --> 00:19:49,792
♪ How can I lose control ♪

425
00:19:49,825 --> 00:19:52,195
♪ When you're driving
from the back seat? ♪

426
00:19:55,264 --> 00:19:58,401
♪ When you're driving
from the back seat ♪