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Oh, boy.
Sorry for the wait, everybody.

2
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This morning was crazy.

3
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You again?
[ Clipboard thuds ]

4
00:00:08,059 --> 00:00:10,201
Guess you can't sue me
for malpractice

5
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if you're already dead!
[ Tool whirring ]

6
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Ah!

7
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No!
Dr. Crazybrainz, no!

8
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We're just here
for a consultation.

9
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Oh, great.
Cool.

10
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I was just joking
about killing you.

11
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I would never do that
on purpose.

12
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So what seems
to be the problem?

13
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Freya's just been exhausted all
weekend and horribly nauseous.

14
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Okay, I wouldn't say
"horribly nauseous."

15
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I mean,
that's a bit of a...

16
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[ Vomiting ]

17
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...overstatement.

18
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Alright. Lie on back.
We'll scan ya.

19
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Gonna scan you down here.

20
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Open.

21
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Good teeth.
Okay.

22
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Good, good, good, good, good,
good, good, good.

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Oh, no.
Oh, no.

24
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Oh, my God.

25
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There's some kind of parasite
growing in your body.

26
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What?

27
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It looks like
a tiny man.

28
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Did you swallow
a tiny man?

29
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I'm pregnant?

30
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Yeah.

31
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Yeah.

32
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[ Device clatters ]

33
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Sorry about that.

34
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Now I get it.

35
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Silly me.

36
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Congratulations.
Good job. Alright.

37
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Hey.
Congratulations, buddy.

38
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You're gonna be
a father.

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[ Laughs ]

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♪♪

41
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[ Humming ]

42
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Hey, Boomtown,
we're having a baby!

43
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[ Grunts ]

44
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[ Humming ]

45
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Oh!

46
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Dance solo!

47
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[ Humming ]

48
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Freya!

49
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[ Sobbing ]

50
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Are -- Are those
tears of joy?

51
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How did this even happen?

52
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I thought you were infertile
from radiation.

53
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Me too, but I guess one
of my few remaining sperms

54
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must have
made it through.

55
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Yeah, bet it was Squishy.

56
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He's always been
so precocious.

57
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I've just never thought
of myself as a mom.

58
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I don't know how I feel bringing
a child into this world.

59
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Oh, no. Come on.
Things aren't that bad.

60
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Yes, they are.

61
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The last penguin
just committed suicide.

62
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He blew
his goddamn brains out.

63
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Okay, so having a kid
is scary

64
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but also a life-affirming joy
like no other.

65
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I think I just need time
to process this.

66
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Is it okay if we just keep it
between us for now?

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Yeah.
Yeah, no, of course.

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♪♪

69
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I'm so excited to spend the day
with my Uncle Tai.

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Never call me that again.

71
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I'm just pet-sitting you

72
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while your parents
are at the doctor's.
Uncle Tai,

73
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you don't need to make up
an excuse to hang out with me.

74
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I'm already so into you.

75
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Get in.
I'm taking you to work.

76
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Oh, where are we going?

77
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It's not where we're going.
It's when.

78
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I believe the saying
is "Where are we?"

79
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not "When are we?"

80
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Okay, when the heck
are we?

81
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Back in the Before Times
in the year 2023.

82
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Wow.
It's so beautiful.

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So green and lush.

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[ Horn honks ]

85
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Whoa!

86
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Look at that creature.

87
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Dumb little idiot
needs to wear a leash.

88
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So stupid.

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[ Dog barks ]
Oh, okay.
You're the alpha.

90
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You can do whatever
you want to me.

91
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Okay. Come on.
Come on.

92
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We've been sent
back in time

93
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to eliminate the future leader
of the human resistance.

94
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If I fail my mission,
robotkind will cease to exist.

95
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Hells yeah.
That's rad as hell.

96
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I knew we were gonna have
an awesome adventure together.

97
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Oh, no, no.

98
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It's not gonna be
an adventure.

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He's right over there.

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It's cool.

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Keep it rolling.
Gonna be tight.

102
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Oh.
Yeah.

103
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I'm just gonna shoot him
in the head

104
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and get the hell
out of here.

105
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Ah, that's cool, too,
I guess.

106
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Morning, Sid.
How was the weekend?

107
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Um, good. Yeah.
Uneventful.

108
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No big life-altering changes
on the horizon.

109
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No news is good news.
Indeed.

110
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Oh, hey, it's trivia night
at the Boomtown Bistro.

111
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What do you say
you, me, and Freya

112
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head over after work
and tie one on?

113
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Oh, um, no, Freya is not
drinking at the moment,

114
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actually,
because she's, um...

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She's an alcoholic.
Yeah.

116
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I mean, she's sober now
but, like, barely.

117
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Ah, geez.

118
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I'm glad she's getting
the help she needs.

119
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I should get back to work.
Yes, you should.

120
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By the way,
have you seen my notepad?

121
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No, because Freya
is pregnant!

122
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Oh, no!

123
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Oh, Sid!
Mazel tov!

124
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Oh, thanks.

125
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Oh, yes!

126
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And the answer is yes.

127
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I would be honored
to be the godfather.

128
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Oh, good Lord,
I wasn't gonna ask that.

129
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And you don't have to.

130
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It's simply understood.
Oh.

131
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Oh, I have to get started
on the baby shower.

132
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Oh, no,
Freya was very explicit.

133
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She just wants to deal
with this on her own.

134
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Oh, Sid, pregnant women
are so hopped up on hormones,

135
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you can't listen
to a word they say.

136
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If anything, you should
do the opposite.

137
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Whoa, I had no idea.

138
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And you're sure that won't
come across as patronizing

139
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or borderline
misogynistic?

140
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Trust me,
when you're married three times,

141
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you learn a little
something about women.

142
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God, I miss them.

143
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Okay, once I murder this guy,
we have about a minute

144
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to get back
in the time machine

145
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before which everyone starts
screaming and the cops show up.

146
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How do you already know
what's gonna happen?

147
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Oh, 'cause I do this
every day.

148
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I kill the guy,
the humans send someone back

149
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in time to save him,
and then I kill him again.

150
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It used to be fun,

151
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but now I'm just kind of going
through the motions, you know?

152
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Yo.

153
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Ah, yes!
I did it!

154
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There you are, you little future
genocidal Gen-Z bitch.

155
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-Wait!
-Whoa!

156
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What a crazy way
to get my attention.

157
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You could have
just said stop.

158
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Wait, Uncle Tai.
What?

159
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You said yourself
you do this every day.

160
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So what's the harm in just
having a little fun first,

161
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and then we can, you know,
go ahead and kill the guy?

162
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Oh, I suppose you have a point,
but what would we do anyway?

163
00:06:03,122 --> 00:06:04,904
Well, what's the coolest,
most exciting thing

164
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someone can do in 2023?

165
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Something super relevant

166
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but that also perfectly captures
the mood of the time.

167
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Hmm.
Hmm.

168
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[ Gasps ]

169
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Bingo.

170
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Wait, why are we
at Morris's house?

171
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I thought we were going
to the market.

172
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Okay, so maybe we're not
going to the market.

173
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Maybe somebody has a little
surprise in store for you.

174
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Wah!

175
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What is this, huh?
Some kind of long con?

176
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You make me marry you,
share a life together

177
00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:36,851
just to set me up
for an ambush?

178
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I'm gonna slit you, pig!
No, no, no,
it's not an ambush.

179
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I was trying to surprise you
with a baby shower.

180
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What? Sid, I told you I just
want to keep it between us.

181
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I know, but then
I accidentally told Morris,

182
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and he really wanted
to do something nice for us.

183
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And, I don't know,
I just thought maybe

184
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seeing how happy
other people were for us

185
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might make you
feel happier.

186
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Well, okay, fine.
I guess.

187
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Just as long as it's
not intense and weird.
No, it won't be.

188
00:06:58,890 --> 00:07:00,992
He said it was gonna be
very small, very casual.

189
00:07:01,092 --> 00:07:03,093
Okay, fine.

190
00:07:05,335 --> 00:07:11,961
♪♪

191
00:07:12,061 --> 00:07:15,484
There she is.
The mother.

192
00:07:15,584 --> 00:07:17,766
-The mother.
-The mother.

193
00:07:17,866 --> 00:07:20,008
-The mother.
-The mother.

194
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Okay, so maybe
it's more semi-casual.

195
00:07:22,390 --> 00:07:24,391
-The mother.
-The mother.

196
00:07:25,472 --> 00:07:27,094
Welcome to the Pharaoh's tomb.

197
00:07:27,194 --> 00:07:29,456
The local villagers
tried to warn you,

198
00:07:29,556 --> 00:07:32,218
but your lust for treasure
was too great.

199
00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:36,302
And now you are trapped
with only your wits to survive.

200
00:07:36,402 --> 00:07:38,744
And your time starts now.

201
00:07:38,844 --> 00:07:41,386
Uh-oh, I hope the pharaoh
doesn't put a curse on us.

202
00:07:41,486 --> 00:07:43,868
Ugh, I'm sitting this out.
This is too stupid.

203
00:07:43,968 --> 00:07:45,950
Did people in the past
really have it so easy

204
00:07:46,050 --> 00:07:49,033
that they would willingly spend
money to solve a fake problem?

205
00:07:49,133 --> 00:07:50,834
You're just being
a stick in the mud.

206
00:07:50,934 --> 00:07:51,995
I'll do it on my own.

207
00:07:52,095 --> 00:07:53,556
Oh, let's see.

208
00:07:53,656 --> 00:07:56,519
I wonder if these, uh --
these symbols mean anything.

209
00:07:56,619 --> 00:07:59,161
Maybe if I match
the colors.

210
00:07:59,261 --> 00:08:03,645
Yeah.
I am feeling good about this.

211
00:08:03,745 --> 00:08:05,166
I'm gonna start
all with red.

212
00:08:05,266 --> 00:08:07,568
I love red.
No, don't.

213
00:08:07,668 --> 00:08:09,250
It's the color of blood.
No.

214
00:08:09,350 --> 00:08:10,691
And I love that.

215
00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:12,733
I love how that looks.

216
00:08:12,833 --> 00:08:14,334
Oh, that's green.

217
00:08:14,434 --> 00:08:15,615
Okay, that's it.
That's it.

218
00:08:15,715 --> 00:08:16,976
Stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop.

219
00:08:17,076 --> 00:08:18,738
Obviously,
it can't be that simple.

220
00:08:18,838 --> 00:08:20,659
This is the Pharaoh
we're talking about.

221
00:08:20,759 --> 00:08:22,301
He's a brilliant man.

222
00:08:22,401 --> 00:08:24,503
Maybe if we translate
these hieroglyphics...

223
00:08:24,603 --> 00:08:26,344
Um, I'd be surprised
if the game

224
00:08:26,444 --> 00:08:28,266
required fluency
in ancient Egyptian,

225
00:08:28,366 --> 00:08:31,429
but this is
your expedition.

226
00:08:31,529 --> 00:08:33,530
Go, Uncle Tai.

227
00:08:34,251 --> 00:08:36,193
Morris: We here in Boomtown

228
00:08:36,293 --> 00:08:39,195
have no use for the gods
of the Before Times.

229
00:08:39,295 --> 00:08:40,717
So we've established
a new religion

230
00:08:40,817 --> 00:08:44,200
based on the thing
we care about most,

231
00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:47,442
truly the only thing
that brings us happiness

232
00:08:47,542 --> 00:08:50,245
after a certain age --
babies.

233
00:08:50,345 --> 00:08:53,167
Sid and Freya are bringing
their own bundle of joy

234
00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:54,408
into the world.

235
00:08:54,508 --> 00:08:57,611
And to them we offer
a goo-goo-ga-ga.

236
00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:59,533
Together:
Goo-goo-ga-ga.

237
00:08:59,633 --> 00:09:01,014
Is it just me,
or are these people

238
00:09:01,114 --> 00:09:02,896
a little intense
about babies?

239
00:09:02,996 --> 00:09:04,577
Why? Just 'cause
they've created

240
00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:06,499
an entire organized religion
to worship them?

241
00:09:06,599 --> 00:09:08,580
Uh, yeah.
Mostly that.

242
00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:11,463
We will begin now
with the Vows of Parentage.

243
00:09:11,563 --> 00:09:13,565
Mom?

244
00:09:16,327 --> 00:09:21,151
"As the mother, I vow to feed,
clean, and love my baby,

245
00:09:21,251 --> 00:09:24,234
to sacrifice my career,
my mental health,

246
00:09:24,334 --> 00:09:25,875
even my very body...

247
00:09:25,975 --> 00:09:28,838
but then promise
to tighten it up right after."

248
00:09:28,938 --> 00:09:30,239
Keep it tight.

249
00:09:30,339 --> 00:09:33,281
Oh, okay, wow.
It keeps going.

250
00:09:33,381 --> 00:09:34,603
"I vow to prepare
my child healthy,

251
00:09:34,703 --> 00:09:36,164
well-balanced meals
from scratch,

252
00:09:36,264 --> 00:09:37,565
to play with them nonstop,

253
00:09:37,665 --> 00:09:39,327
even when they're screaming
in my face,

254
00:09:39,427 --> 00:09:42,209
to always bring a change of
clothes in case of a blowout."

255
00:09:42,309 --> 00:09:43,450
What's a blowout?

256
00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:45,572
That's when the baby
diarrheas so big

257
00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:47,814
that the poop literally
blows out the diaper

258
00:09:47,914 --> 00:09:49,175
and up the baby's back.

259
00:09:49,275 --> 00:09:50,496
Look it up.
It's a thing.

260
00:09:50,596 --> 00:09:52,418
Wait.
This is crazy.

261
00:09:52,518 --> 00:09:54,820
Why do I get stuck
with all the responsibilities?

262
00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:56,181
Oh, take it easy, Mom.

263
00:09:56,281 --> 00:09:58,023
There's a lot
on Dad's plate, too.

264
00:09:58,123 --> 00:09:59,584
Sid.

265
00:09:59,684 --> 00:10:01,866
[ Clears throat ]

266
00:10:01,966 --> 00:10:07,070
"As the father, I vow
to hold down the fort."

267
00:10:07,170 --> 00:10:09,793
What? That's it?
W-Why is his so short?

268
00:10:09,893 --> 00:10:12,955
To be fair, holding down the
fort is a huge responsibility.

269
00:10:13,055 --> 00:10:14,357
What does that
even mean?

270
00:10:14,457 --> 00:10:17,159
You know,
it's the fort.

271
00:10:17,259 --> 00:10:19,241
It's the whole thing.

272
00:10:19,341 --> 00:10:20,762
And he's holding it down.

273
00:10:20,862 --> 00:10:22,604
I accept.

274
00:10:22,704 --> 00:10:24,926
[ All murmuring ]

275
00:10:25,026 --> 00:10:28,409
Wow, Sid.
You are an amazing father.

276
00:10:28,509 --> 00:10:31,251
You get all the credit.

277
00:10:31,351 --> 00:10:33,133
This is some bullshit.

278
00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:36,135
Tai: Okay. Here we go.
Blue is the color of the Nile.

279
00:10:36,235 --> 00:10:38,137
The ankh is the symbol
of fertility.

280
00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:41,580
No. No, the symbol
of reincarnation. Damn it.

281
00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,381
Hey, Uncle Tai, we only
have 10 minutes left,

282
00:10:43,481 --> 00:10:44,863
and we're still stuck
on the first puzzle.

283
00:10:44,963 --> 00:10:46,624
So maybe we should try
a different tack.

284
00:10:46,724 --> 00:10:49,146
Shhh!
I've almost got it.

285
00:10:49,246 --> 00:10:50,988
Take the five eyes
of Horus

286
00:10:51,088 --> 00:10:56,332
and multiply it by the Chapters
in the Book of the Dead.

287
00:11:00,696 --> 00:11:04,439
Damn it, open,
you stupid piece of shit!

288
00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:06,521
Sir, you are gonna
break that.

289
00:11:06,621 --> 00:11:08,683
Okay, this is bullshit.

290
00:11:08,783 --> 00:11:10,805
These puzzles are
fricking impossible.

291
00:11:10,905 --> 00:11:13,167
You have to be some kind of
super genius to figure them out.

292
00:11:13,267 --> 00:11:14,368
Scraps: Solved it.

293
00:11:14,468 --> 00:11:15,769
W-What?

294
00:11:15,869 --> 00:11:17,490
H-How did you do that?
I don't know.

295
00:11:17,590 --> 00:11:20,213
I just matched the colors
on this thingy to that thingy.

296
00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,495
Scraps, that is...

297
00:11:22,595 --> 00:11:24,737
genius!

298
00:11:24,837 --> 00:11:27,539
Well, keep going,
you brilliant bastard.

299
00:11:27,639 --> 00:11:29,701
Okay!
[ Chuckles ]

300
00:11:29,801 --> 00:11:31,582
Ooh!

301
00:11:31,682 --> 00:11:33,684
Shut up, you did not.

302
00:11:35,766 --> 00:11:37,768
Yes, bitch, yes!

303
00:11:42,091 --> 00:11:45,134
How the fertile crescent
is he doing this?

304
00:11:48,737 --> 00:11:50,879
It's super comfortable
opening gifts

305
00:11:50,979 --> 00:11:52,841
in front of the people
who got them for you.

306
00:11:52,941 --> 00:11:53,922
Very chill.

307
00:11:54,022 --> 00:11:56,023
That one's from me.

308
00:11:57,144 --> 00:11:58,205
Nipple butter?

309
00:11:58,305 --> 00:11:59,526
Oh, very thoughtful,
Devon.

310
00:11:59,626 --> 00:12:01,848
Thank you, Devon.
This stuff is great.

311
00:12:01,948 --> 00:12:05,011
Your nipples can get so chafed
from breastfeeding

312
00:12:05,111 --> 00:12:07,253
that they can literally
crack to pieces.

313
00:12:07,353 --> 00:12:08,854
It's like stepping
on a dry cracker

314
00:12:08,954 --> 00:12:11,617
or throwing a brick
through a windshield.

315
00:12:11,717 --> 00:12:12,698
Good God.

316
00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:14,219
I had no idea
nipples could crack.

317
00:12:14,319 --> 00:12:17,221
I am learning
so much today.

318
00:12:17,321 --> 00:12:19,303
Here we go.

319
00:12:19,403 --> 00:12:21,225
Oh, no.
What's a snot sucker?

320
00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:24,147
Okay, so with that, the baby is
too weak to blow its own nose,

321
00:12:24,247 --> 00:12:26,509
so you literally have to
suck out the boogers

322
00:12:26,609 --> 00:12:27,550
with your own mouth.

323
00:12:27,650 --> 00:12:28,711
Now, the baby hates it,

324
00:12:28,811 --> 00:12:30,072
so you got to grab it
in a headlock

325
00:12:30,172 --> 00:12:32,394
and take those boogers
by force.

326
00:12:32,494 --> 00:12:33,715
Great.
Well, that's nice, isn't it?

327
00:12:33,815 --> 00:12:35,637
You've never eaten
boogers before.

328
00:12:35,737 --> 00:12:37,319
You know what?
I think I'm good.

329
00:12:37,419 --> 00:12:38,520
Yeah, I'm done.

330
00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:40,561
Oh, you can't leave now.

331
00:12:40,661 --> 00:12:42,283
We were just about
to play a fun game

332
00:12:42,383 --> 00:12:44,244
where we guess
how big you'll get

333
00:12:44,344 --> 00:12:47,487
in terms of which jungle animal
you'll most resemble.

334
00:12:47,587 --> 00:12:49,449
Come on,
water buffalo.

335
00:12:49,549 --> 00:12:50,930
Yeah, I'm good,
thanks.

336
00:12:51,030 --> 00:12:53,032
Come on, Sid.
We're leaving now.

337
00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:57,696
Okay, um, I am so sorry,
everybody.

338
00:12:57,796 --> 00:13:00,939
Um, Mom is a little tired,
so we're gonna take off.

339
00:13:01,039 --> 00:13:03,181
But thank you so much
for -- for all of this.

340
00:13:03,281 --> 00:13:04,622
Where do you think
you're going?

341
00:13:04,722 --> 00:13:08,385
This baby is ours
as much as it is yours.

342
00:13:08,485 --> 00:13:10,907
No, it's not.
That -- That's crazy.

343
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:14,951
That's right.
We're crazy for babies.

344
00:13:15,051 --> 00:13:16,312
Now, let us touch
that belly.

345
00:13:16,412 --> 00:13:18,153
-Touch the belly.
-Touch the belly.

346
00:13:18,253 --> 00:13:20,515
-Touch the belly.
-Touch the belly.

347
00:13:20,615 --> 00:13:21,676
What the hell?

348
00:13:21,776 --> 00:13:24,799
Let's go.
Aaah!

349
00:13:24,899 --> 00:13:26,360
Get them!

350
00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:29,463
[ Crying ]

351
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,129
What was that back there?

352
00:13:36,229 --> 00:13:38,531
Those people
were acting insane.

353
00:13:38,631 --> 00:13:40,132
That's what I was trying
to tell you.

354
00:13:40,232 --> 00:13:42,214
People in the suburbs can get
really intense about babies.

355
00:13:42,314 --> 00:13:44,176
Yeah, no wonder you have mixed
feelings about being pregnant.

356
00:13:44,276 --> 00:13:46,017
That's a very different
experience for the mom

357
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:47,538
than it is for the dad.

358
00:13:47,638 --> 00:13:48,900
Thank you, Sid.

359
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,622
That's honestly all
I was looking for.

360
00:13:51,722 --> 00:13:53,343
Ohh!

361
00:13:53,443 --> 00:13:55,505
We forgot
to talk baby names!

362
00:13:55,605 --> 00:13:57,747
If it's a boy,
name it Jackson!

363
00:13:57,847 --> 00:14:00,069
Oh, not Jackson!

364
00:14:00,169 --> 00:14:02,671
I knew a Jackson in college,
and he sucked!

365
00:14:02,771 --> 00:14:04,313
Okay.
You were right.

366
00:14:04,413 --> 00:14:05,754
We need time
to process this,

367
00:14:05,854 --> 00:14:07,035
and that is clearly
not gonna happen here.

368
00:14:07,135 --> 00:14:08,516
We need to get you
out of Boomtown.

369
00:14:08,616 --> 00:14:10,438
Well, what about you?
I can't just leave you here.

370
00:14:10,538 --> 00:14:12,039
I'll be fine.

371
00:14:12,139 --> 00:14:14,481
Besides...

372
00:14:14,581 --> 00:14:16,483
someone needs
to hold down the fort.

373
00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:18,445
[ People clamoring ]

374
00:14:18,545 --> 00:14:20,006
[ Timer buzzing ]

375
00:14:20,106 --> 00:14:21,848
30 seconds, Scraps.
Talk to me!

376
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,329
Almost there.

377
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:24,650
And done!

378
00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:27,292
Ymmum!

379
00:14:27,392 --> 00:14:29,394
What?

380
00:14:29,754 --> 00:14:31,416
Ymmum!

381
00:14:31,516 --> 00:14:34,338
Y-Ymmum.
Ymmum.

382
00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:36,580
I don't understand!

383
00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:38,422
That should've worked!

384
00:14:38,522 --> 00:14:42,265
Oh, we're gonna be trapped
in this tomb forever!

385
00:14:42,365 --> 00:14:43,786
[ Sobbing ]

386
00:14:43,886 --> 00:14:47,350
Why did I get into archaeology
in the first place?

387
00:14:47,450 --> 00:14:49,992
For wealth, for glory?

388
00:14:50,092 --> 00:14:53,355
I was a fool to challenge
the mighty Pharaoh.

389
00:14:53,455 --> 00:14:56,277
[ Sobbing continues ]

390
00:14:56,377 --> 00:14:58,379
Oh.

391
00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:00,961
Wait a minute.

392
00:15:01,061 --> 00:15:04,624
The mirror.
It says "mummy."

393
00:15:09,228 --> 00:15:10,449
Congratulations.

394
00:15:10,549 --> 00:15:13,091
You have escaped
the Pharaoh's tomb.

395
00:15:13,191 --> 00:15:16,094
[ Both scream ]

396
00:15:16,194 --> 00:15:18,736
Are you serious?
Are you for real?

397
00:15:18,836 --> 00:15:21,138
Oh, my God, shut up!
Shut up!

398
00:15:21,238 --> 00:15:22,219
Stop!
No!

399
00:15:22,319 --> 00:15:23,220
She's serious!

400
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:25,462
[ Both scream ]

401
00:15:25,562 --> 00:15:29,025
Okay, so you all know this is
the easiest room we have, right?

402
00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:31,307
Little children do this
in 10 minutes.

403
00:15:31,407 --> 00:15:34,710
[ Screaming continues ]

404
00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:38,033
[ Pounding,
indistinct shouting ]

405
00:15:38,133 --> 00:15:39,994
There she is.
Get her!

406
00:15:40,094 --> 00:15:42,296
[ Shouting continues ]

407
00:15:44,338 --> 00:15:47,040
We have you now, Mommy.

408
00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:50,563
Sorry, Mommy's not home
right now.

409
00:15:50,663 --> 00:15:54,287
If Dad is here,
then where is Mom?

410
00:15:54,387 --> 00:16:01,373
♪♪

411
00:16:01,473 --> 00:16:08,459
♪♪

412
00:16:08,559 --> 00:16:11,341
Gotcha.

413
00:16:11,441 --> 00:16:14,704
Oh, Sid,
it's just you.

414
00:16:14,804 --> 00:16:16,506
Have you seen your wife?

415
00:16:16,606 --> 00:16:20,589
[ Deep voice ]
Uh, no, Mr. Rubinstein.

416
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:23,512
Damn, I really wanted
to touch that belly.

417
00:16:23,612 --> 00:16:25,393
Well, I'll see you
at work.

418
00:16:25,493 --> 00:16:28,116
See you later.

419
00:16:28,216 --> 00:16:29,517
Oh, and, Sid.

420
00:16:29,617 --> 00:16:34,401
♪♪

421
00:16:34,501 --> 00:16:35,602
Great rack.

422
00:16:35,702 --> 00:16:38,685
I don't
tell you that enough.

423
00:16:38,785 --> 00:16:41,127
Thank you,
Mr. Rubinstein.

424
00:16:41,227 --> 00:16:43,228
No, thank you.

425
00:16:46,511 --> 00:16:47,692
Wait a sec.

426
00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:50,455
Am I gay for Sid?

427
00:16:50,555 --> 00:16:52,136
Nah.

428
00:16:52,236 --> 00:16:54,578
But am I?

429
00:16:54,678 --> 00:16:56,019
Eh.

430
00:16:56,119 --> 00:16:57,501
When you pulled
that lever --

431
00:16:57,601 --> 00:16:59,142
And that sarcophagus
flew open?

432
00:16:59,242 --> 00:17:00,543
That was so scary.

433
00:17:00,643 --> 00:17:02,265
I almost browned
my shorts.

434
00:17:02,365 --> 00:17:04,106
Oh, dude,
I fully browned.

435
00:17:04,206 --> 00:17:06,628
Oh, that's sick!
[ Both laugh ]

436
00:17:06,728 --> 00:17:09,471
I'm glad we did that.
That was a really fun adventure.

437
00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:11,953
Oh, thanks, Uncle Tai.

438
00:17:12,053 --> 00:17:14,835
Alright, well, should we
go ahead and gank that guy?

439
00:17:14,935 --> 00:17:16,977
Oh, I almost forgot.

440
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:21,721
Huh.
Where'd he go?

441
00:17:21,821 --> 00:17:24,784
Whoa!
What does this thing do?

442
00:17:26,665 --> 00:17:28,447
No, don't touch that!
No, no, no!

443
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,609
Hey, what?
Freaky light!

444
00:17:30,709 --> 00:17:32,711
Hey, get off me!

445
00:17:34,712 --> 00:17:36,494
[ Clears throat ]

446
00:17:36,594 --> 00:17:38,716
Hey, um...

447
00:17:40,637 --> 00:17:42,939
The puzzle with the scarabs
was cool.

448
00:17:43,039 --> 00:17:45,922
Right?
That was fun.

449
00:17:48,164 --> 00:17:49,585
Thank you.
Ah.

450
00:17:49,685 --> 00:17:51,387
Getting back to the future
was surprisingly easy.

451
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,068
We just had to hire
a time taxi.

452
00:17:53,168 --> 00:17:55,270
I really like watching clips
from "The Tonight Show"

453
00:17:55,370 --> 00:17:56,511
on the TV.

454
00:17:56,611 --> 00:18:00,074
I really like
the games.

455
00:18:00,174 --> 00:18:01,555
Everything looks normal.

456
00:18:01,655 --> 00:18:04,518
Ah. Maybe he never made it
back to our time after all.

457
00:18:04,618 --> 00:18:07,120
Here I was thinking I've
triggered an apocalyptic war

458
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,962
between robots
and humans.
Totally.

459
00:18:09,062 --> 00:18:11,964
I was like [ Nerd voice ]
"Uh-oh, this could be bad."

460
00:18:12,064 --> 00:18:14,246
Hey, that's
a really funny nerd voice.

461
00:18:14,346 --> 00:18:16,008
You should
break that out more.

462
00:18:16,108 --> 00:18:17,929
[ Normal voice ]
Thanks. I will.

463
00:18:18,029 --> 00:18:20,451
Well, see ya.
See ya.

464
00:18:20,551 --> 00:18:22,413
Down with the machines!

465
00:18:22,513 --> 00:18:24,935
The revolution begins today!

466
00:18:25,035 --> 00:18:26,937
Down with the machines!

467
00:18:27,037 --> 00:18:29,219
The revolution begins today!

468
00:18:29,319 --> 00:18:30,980
Down with the machines!

469
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:34,744
Down...with...the machines!

470
00:18:34,844 --> 00:18:43,831
♪♪

471
00:18:43,931 --> 00:18:52,919
♪♪

472
00:18:53,019 --> 00:19:02,027
♪♪