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Scraps, come on!
We're gonna be late

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for the dress-your-pet contest.

3
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This sucks.

4
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All my friends
are gonna be there.

5
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Tinker Bell and Jaja are gonna
think I'm a friggin' jackass.

6
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You look adorable!

7
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Now waggle your widdle stinger
for Mommy.

8
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Look, I am sick of
embarrassing myself

9
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for your own
private amusement.

10
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I'm a man, damn it.

11
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Hey, you're getting
a little unruly, boy.

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Sit.
No.

13
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I'm serious.
I don't wanna.

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Sit.

15
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Now shake.

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Look at me.

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There's my good boy!

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You know what
would be so cute?

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A little jar of honey.

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I'll be right back,
my little bumblebee.

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Mom! Come--

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It's not fair.

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Is it too much to ask for
a little dignity and respect?

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Let go!

25
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Get him in there!

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Ow!

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Go, go, go!

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Scraps!

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Scraps?

30
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Bad news, guys.

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Lenny from Accounting died,

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Which means we're a man short
on our kickball team,

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and we're gonna have to
forfeit the game this weekend.

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I know.
It's a tragedy.

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The kickball part, I mean.

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Morning, everyone.
So sorry I'm late.

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Uh, Freya needed to use the car
this morning,

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so I had to take the bus,
and the bus was delayed.

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And then it finally got there,
and, surprise, surprise,

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we were ambushed
by child soldiers.

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Whoa. Sid, you can't
just burst in here

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sweating like a desert pig.

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We have an image to uphold
in this office.

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For instance, when you look
at me, what do you see?

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Oh, um, an odd little man
in a top hat?

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I was gonna say success.

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Success? Yes.

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Whereas when people look at you,
they see bus.

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Freaking epic slam
from the boss man.

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Thank you, Devon.
I like you today.

51
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Get yourself cleaned up.

52
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And you might want to take those
tiny knives out of your back.

53
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What? Oh! Ow!

54
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Stupid child soldiers.

55
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Aah!

56
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Oh, work with me, man.
I'm sure we can work out a deal.

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Let me go, and in exchange,

58
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I'll report you and send
your asses to prison!

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Roland!

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You're home.

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Mwah!
Oh, I'm sorry, lady,

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but I think you're giving
the wrong guy a boner.

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Look, I-I'm not Roland.

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My-- my name is Scraps.

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Oh, you poor thing.
You must have been brainwashed.

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You are Roland Proudheart.

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You saved our whole village

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from the evil warlord
Freya Exaltada.

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But I never gave up hope that
we'd find you again one day.

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Why is everyone nodding at me
with warmth and admiration?

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Because they respect you.

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You are our brave leader,
my beloved husband,

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and a wonderful father.

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I'm a father?

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Kids, come say hi
to your dad.

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Father!
We missed you so.

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My children!

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Come to papa!

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Yeah, what do you think
of this one?

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Pretty good condition.

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A few dings here and there, obviously.

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You're joking, right?
It doesn't have any wheels.

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That's fine.
I can just lift it over my waist

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and run, like this.

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No!
We can do better than that.

86
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Okay.
How about this one?

87
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This car is actively on fire.

88
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It might knock
the price down.

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Sid, you can't drive around
in a piece of crap.

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No, you need something
with some swagger, you know?

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Like--

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Ah! Like this.

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What a beauty.

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Now, this is a car!

95
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Is it a car?

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It's a Bifi.

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It gets great mileage,
doesn't require fossil fuels,

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and, most importantly,
it is baller AF.

99
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I mean,
it's definitely cool.

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Big thighs.

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Solid bulge.

102
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But, yeah,
I-I-I don't know, man.

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I just-- I don't think
I can pull it off.

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I'm not that kind of guy.

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Sid, you need more confidence
than that.

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Just jump in, huh?
See how it feels.

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Um, how do I, uh--
Oh.

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Oh. Oh. Okay.

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Alright.

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Ooh! It's, uh--

111
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Wow!
Yeah, that's pretty nice.

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You feel powerful.
Oh, and the seat's warm.

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Feels good, right?

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Do you want me to ask
about a payment plan?

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No. No need.

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I will be paying
in bird beaks.

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Oh-ho!

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Listen to this baby purr.

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Puppet Freya:
I am the evil witch Freya!

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I'm going to burn your village
to the ground!

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Boo!

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Not if I have anything
to say about it!

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Oh, no!

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Not Roland!
Nyah!

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Damn, I'm awesome!

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Roland? Why are you sitting
on the ground?

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You sit at the head
of the table.

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Oh, right. Yeah.

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'Cause in your eyes, I'm a man
and not a subhuman animal.

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What would you like to eat?

131
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I'm-- I'm sorry.
I can have whatever I want?

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Mm-hmm.
Can I have ice cream?

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Your iced cream, Father.

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Wowie-zowie!

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Someone's gonna be
barfin' tonight!

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Why don't you, uh, save some of
that appetite for the bedroom.

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Oh. I think I follow.

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I get to sleep in the bed.

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Oh, Roland!

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You still have your same
dry sense of humor.

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I'll boil your bones
to make my broth! Nyah!

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Is that supposed to be me?

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That's not what
I sound like.

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Nyah!

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Freya.

146
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How did you find me?

147
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You're chipped, remember?

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Now, come on.
Let's go home.

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I got to stick your
flea medication up your butt.

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You dare show your face here
after keeping him prisoner

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- in your evil witch lair?
- Whoa.

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Okay, first of all,
not loving the witch language.

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It's feeling very gendered
to me.

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And Scraps isn't my prisoner, okay?

155
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He's my pet.
And he likes it.

156
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Tell 'em, boy.

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What is she talking about, dear?

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I--

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I have no idea.

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Must be another one
of her witch lies!

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And my name is not Scraps.

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It's Goland.

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- Roland.
- Roland.

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Seize her!

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Whoa. Okay.

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Ow!

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Dick.

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Hey, how you doin'?

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Hey, you like the new ride?

170
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Yeah, it's the new Bifi.
No big deal.

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Hello, Boomtown.

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My car is a human man now.

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Ha ha!

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Hey, babes.
Enjoying the view?

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Oh, check out that guy.

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I bet he has a lot of sex.

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Whoa, wait!
Sid?

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Hey, fellas.

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Like the new ride?

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Yeah, I sprung
for the black on black.

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And-- check this out--
voice-activated.

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Bifi, self-park.

183
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Self-parking activated.

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Wow!
Sid, I am impressed.

185
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I didn't know
you had it in you.

186
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Never heard of a bus
that drove a car.

187
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Remember, boss?
He's a bus?

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Shut up, Devon.

189
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Clearly, Sid is better
than you now.

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Come on, Sid.
Lunch is on me.

191
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Devon, why don't you go
kill yourself

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or eat crap or whatever.

193
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Your breakfast,
my handsome man.

194
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Ice cream again?

195
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Belinda,
you know me so well.

196
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Last night was amazing.

197
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My leg is still sore from all
the hours you humped it.

198
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Rawr!

199
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What's the matter,
Miss Muffet?

200
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You're not eating
your kibble.

201
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Ha ha.
I get it.

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You're treating me
like your subservient pet

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so I know what it feels like
to be in your shoes.

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Oh, man,
I didn't even think about that.

205
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But yeah,
it makes it so much better.

206
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Okay.
Well, you had your fun.

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Now unlock my chains so I can
burn this place to the ground

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and we can go home.
Mm!

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This is my home.

210
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People here treat me
with the dignity

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and respect
that I so fully deserve.

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Sorry.
Ice-cream farts.

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Dude!
Right in my face.

214
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Well, I'm all done
with breakfast.

215
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Time to nap until lunch.

216
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Oh, dear, they're expecting you
in the fields.

217
00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:02,933
Oh, man, I have to work now?

218
00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:04,631
But I was just gonna sit on
my ass and do nothing all day.

219
00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:06,502
That's kind of my thing.

220
00:09:08,025 --> 00:09:09,679
Oh, there's
that dry wit again.

221
00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:11,594
You wouldn't be the most
respected man in the village

222
00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:13,378
if you weren't also
the hardest-working.

223
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Y--Godfrey: Come, Father.

224
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Let us till the soil
till our fingers bleed.

225
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- Huzzah!
- Why don't you shut
your shitty mouth,

226
00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:21,038
you little brown-noser?!

227
00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:23,954
I mean, um...

228
00:09:23,954 --> 00:09:26,043
I love you, Son.

229
00:09:26,043 --> 00:09:28,306
Let's go and do it--
work.

230
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Come on.

231
00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,183
Mmm!

232
00:09:35,183 --> 00:09:38,012
Weird texture, but not bad.

233
00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:41,189
I cannot tell you how much
this Bifi has changed my life.

234
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Yeah, the old Sid was such
an insecure loser, you know?

235
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Probably 'cause he never knew
his parents

236
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and grew up alone
and afraid.

237
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Ha!

238
00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:54,332
Hey, so, Freya told me that

239
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Scraps got kidnapped,
and she left to go rescue him.

240
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Oh, hey, did you hear they're
bringing out the new Bifi XL?

241
00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:02,863
It's just two Bifis
holding hands.

242
00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:04,778
Cool!

243
00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:08,303
Hey, Sid, it seems like you're
talking about your Bifi a lot.

244
00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:10,131
I-It's cool that
you're so into it,

245
00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:13,308
but you're starting to sound
a little bit like a Bifi Bro.

246
00:10:13,308 --> 00:10:15,876
- Oh, thank you so much.
- No, that's not a good thing.

247
00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:18,269
A Bifi Bro is someone
who makes owning a Bifi

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into their entire personality.

249
00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:22,926
It's one of the worst kinds
of douchebags there is,

250
00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:26,103
right up there with Crypto Dork
and Paleo Schmuck.

251
00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:27,583
Oh, Tai.

252
00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:29,672
You know, I never took you
for the jealous type.

253
00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:31,152
Now, if you'll excuse me,

254
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I have to attend a meeting
of my fellow Bifi owners.

255
00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,330
We're gonna take pictures
with our Bifis

256
00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:37,898
and discuss why no one else
will talk to us.

257
00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:39,464
Let's go, Bifi.

258
00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:43,599
Huh?

259
00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:44,861
What? Tai?

260
00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:46,341
What-- what are you doing?

261
00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:48,125
I'm sorry.
I can't be responsible

262
00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:50,562
for letting another Bifi Bro
out into the universe.

263
00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:52,826
The world is bad enough
as is.

264
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,393
Are you kidding me?!
Get your hands off my Bifi!

265
00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:58,353
Never!
I ought to go loco
on you, man!

266
00:10:58,353 --> 00:10:59,746
Loco Mode engaged.

267
00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:01,530
What?

268
00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:03,097
Sid!

269
00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:06,100
Sid!

270
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:10,670
Family, we are back from
an excellent day of hard labor.

271
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:14,021
Isn't that right, Father?

272
00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:21,115
I wanna die, but I'm too tired
to kill myself.

273
00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:22,420
Oh!

274
00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:25,728
Oh, at least
I can finally relax.

275
00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:27,861
Oh, not just yet, you can't.

276
00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:29,689
You still have to help
Agatha with her homework.

277
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,429
After that, you can
clean the dishes

278
00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:34,563
and put the little ones
to bed.

279
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:36,217
Hey, we're back
from my walk.

280
00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:37,740
You didn't tell me
how liberating it is

281
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,220
to piss in public.

282
00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:40,525
I just walked straight up
to a fire hydrant

283
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:42,310
and was like, "Blamo!"

284
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:43,746
Do you realize
that being a man

285
00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:45,879
comes with all
these responsibilities?

286
00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:48,142
It's like the only reason
people respect me is because

287
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:49,970
I'm a loving husband,
an active father,

288
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:52,494
and contribute to
the community at large.

289
00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:53,843
Ugh.

290
00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:59,501
Hey, I know it's a lot,
but you can do it.

291
00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:04,811
You know, I hate to admit this,
but you make a pretty great man.

292
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:05,899
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

293
00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:07,770
Oh, thanks, Freya.

294
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,119
You know, that's really
big of you,

295
00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:10,904
given how I've been
treating you lately.

296
00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:12,732
Oh, you know me.

297
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,037
I don't hold grudges.

298
00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,952
Just water under the bridge,
my friend.

299
00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:18,476
Que sera, sera.

300
00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:21,044
Alright, well, I guess
I should start helping

301
00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:22,829
Agatha with her homework.

302
00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:31,838
And I can start burning this
mother effer to the ground.

303
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:42,283
Sid! You need to get the Bifi
under control!

304
00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:44,807
Check the owner's manual!

305
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,417
Okay.
Loco Mode, Loco Mode.

306
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,854
"How to turn off Loco Mode."

307
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:50,378
"There is no way
to turn off Loco Mode."

308
00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:52,249
Aah!
I'm gonna die!

309
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:56,166
Looking good, ladies.

310
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,952
Help me!

311
00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:02,303
Get out of the way!

312
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:03,783
Don't worry,
he's in the junkyard now.

313
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,741
Not much damage
he could do there.

314
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,876
Oh, no!
Not the fine china!

315
00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:16,839
Okay, so, say a man toils
in the field for nine hours,

316
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:18,798
and then add three hours
of chores around the house

317
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,495
and then two hours
of family time.

318
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:24,455
So much time does that leave
for the man to have for himself?

319
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:25,805
No time, Agatha!

320
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,241
It leaves no time!

321
00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:28,329
Dear, have you seen
Miss Muffet?

322
00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:29,983
Her chain is unlocked.

323
00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:33,856
Well, that's impossible,
because I got the keys right--

324
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,118
Oh, no.

325
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:37,294
Calling all ass wipes!

326
00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:39,427
You stole my war dog.

327
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:42,299
You forced me into
this ridiculous outfit--

328
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:45,346
which I'm killing,
by the way.

329
00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:49,524
Well, now I'm gonna burn your
stinkin' village to the ground!

330
00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:56,270
Hmm. It's not catching.

331
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:59,273
Uh, does anyone have newspaper?

332
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,709
Or a piece of cardboard?

333
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:03,146
Anyone?

334
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:04,887
Roland, you have to go out there
and stop her.

335
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:07,368
Are you kidding me?
She's gonna kick my ass.

336
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:08,978
Couldn't we just have
the girl do it?

337
00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:11,024
It's your responsibility
to protect us.

338
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:12,721
Are you not a man?

339
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:15,463
Ugh! Yeah, I'm a--
I'm a man.

340
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,682
Stupid town
always needs saving.

341
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,864
Boy, for a guy
screaming like a maniac,

342
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,430
he still looks pretty cool.

343
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:33,394
Sid, that tower of junk
is gonna collapse!

344
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:34,699
You have to jump!

345
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:36,876
No!
I can't leave the Bifi behind!

346
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,095
Well, if you don't jump,
you'll die!

347
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:42,403
I'd rather die than go back
to the old Sid!

348
00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:44,057
He makes a pretty
convincing argument.

349
00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:46,189
Maybe he should die.

350
00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:48,539
I'm gonna have to do this
on my own.

351
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,296
Bingo.

352
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,866
Hey!

353
00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:13,216
Eat shirt!

354
00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,001
Mommy!
Ooh!

355
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,437
Right in the nards.

356
00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:18,091
You hate to see that.

357
00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:22,225
No! No!
No, no, no!

358
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:23,835
Let me go! No!

359
00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:25,707
Don't take me away
from the Bifi!

360
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:26,969
No! No!

361
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,231
No! Bifi!

362
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:32,018
Uh-oh.
Bifi!

363
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,459
Still burning
your village down.

364
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:41,853
It's just taking a sec.
Thanks for your patience.

365
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:45,161
Not if I have anything
to say about it.

366
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:47,947
Are you serious?
What? You're gonna fight me now?

367
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,687
That's right.

368
00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:51,689
I want to sacrifice my life
for my wife and children.

369
00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:53,430
It's, like,
my favorite thing to do.

370
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:54,692
I can't believe this.

371
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,303
After everything
I've done for you.

372
00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:59,306
I got you toys to chew on,
a dirty blanket to sleep on.

373
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,656
I expressed your anal glands
when you were constipated.

374
00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:05,312
Yeah, but you never
gave me respect!

375
00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:07,923
You know, a man shouldn't have
to walk around

376
00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:11,187
in ridiculous outfits or--
or eat leftovers off the floor.

377
00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:15,104
No, a-a man does chores
and he works

378
00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:17,933
and he has trouble
sleeping at night

379
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:19,717
because he made a dentist
appointment too early

380
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:23,634
in the morning and is worried
about getting enough sleep!

381
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:25,375
Wow.

382
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:29,292
Scraps, I didn't realize you
were so unhappy being my pet.

383
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,685
If this is really
what you want,

384
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:34,080
then I guess
I'll just leave you alone.

385
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:41,957
He did it!
He defeated the witch!

386
00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:50,661
Freya, wait!

387
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:53,186
What's he doing?

388
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:55,144
I take it all back, alright?

389
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:58,843
I don't want any of this work
or responsibility.

390
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:02,978
And, honestly,
the kids-- eh.

391
00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:05,198
I just want to be
your war dog again.

392
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,764
But what about all that stuff
you were saying

393
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:08,766
about wanting dignity
and respect?

394
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:10,377
I don't need it.
It's overrated.

395
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:13,162
I just want to nap at your feet
and lick my ass all day.

396
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:15,556
You know what you have
to do then.

397
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:18,907
Oh, geez, Mom.
In front of them?

398
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:22,302
Sit.

399
00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:23,868
Shake.

400
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,481
Look at me.

401
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,265
Who's my good boy?

402
00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:31,485
You're my good boy!

403
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:34,575
- I guess he really is a dog.
That tickles.

404
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:35,837
Papa?

405
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:40,929
Let's back him up.

406
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,539
Owie.

407
00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:46,282
I guess that's it
for the new Sid.

408
00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:47,762
Hey, maybe it's for the best.

409
00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:49,546
Sure, the old Sid was a dork,

410
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:52,245
but at least he wasn't
an obnoxious douchebag.

411
00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:56,075
The truth is, you never needed
the Bifi to be confident.

412
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,380
You dirt turkey!

413
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,165
Look what you did
to my junkyard, Sid.

414
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:00,340
This is coming out of your pay,
you hear me?

415
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:01,732
Look, the junkyard is fine!

416
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,343
The only problem here
is you not treating

417
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:05,606
your number-one employee
with a bit of goddamn respect!

418
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:08,087
So will you get off
my ass?!

419
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,263
Wow. Fair enough.

420
00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:12,265
Hopping off that ass now.

421
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,658
Go-- go clean up that mess.

422
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,834
My apologies.

423
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:20,708
Wow.
Tai, it worked.

424
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:25,974
Tai?

425
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:30,587
<i>We may have won the battle,
but the war rages on.</i>

426
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:33,286
<i>As long as there are douchebags
who are too obsessed</i>

427
00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:37,986
<i>with their expensive cars,
I'll be there--</i>

428
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:41,424
<i>to shoot them in the nards
with a T-shirt cannon.</i>

429
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:45,167
<i>For I am the Nardinator.</i>

430
00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:54,176
And then I was like,
"Am I drinking my pee?"

431
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:56,918
Hey!
You found Scraps.

432
00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:59,138
Yeah. We had a fun time
together, didn't we, boy?

433
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,487
Oh, yeah, it was great.

434
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:02,489
Well, my long-lost family
kidnapped me,

435
00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:04,055
and then they kidnapped Freya,

436
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,274
and then we burned
the village to the ground,

437
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,015
and then we got ice creams.

438
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:08,451
Wait.
What was the last part?

439
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:10,845
We got ice creams.
These are rocky road.

440
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:12,151
No, no, before that.
You-- Wait.

441
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,805
You burned the village
to the ground?

442
00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:16,198
Why?

443
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:17,591
They were just
being annoying.

444
00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:19,070
- Why didn't you stop her?
- I don't know.

445
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:20,507
'Cause I'm not
the friggin' police.

446
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,248
This guy.
"I'm the police."

447
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,380
Alright, but at least
y-your family survived, right?

448
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,513
Uh-huh. Yeah. We burned
the whole village to the ground,

449
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,732
and my family
miraculously survived.

450
00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:30,256
You married this chaunce?

451
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:31,735
Hey, don't look at me.

452
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:34,347
No, no, no.
But, seriously, are they okay?

453
00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:36,305
Because if not, that is
the darkest thing

454
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:38,916
you have ever done.

455
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:41,702
Awkward!

456
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:43,573
Oyy!
Guys.

457
00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:47,664
- It's stuffy in there.
- Guys, are they dead?

458
00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:48,709
Guys!