1 00:00:05,965 --> 00:00:08,008 [school bell rings] 2 00:00:08,092 --> 00:00:09,412 Bro, the Internet is going apeshit 3 00:00:09,468 --> 00:00:11,137 for this Latrine henchman tee. 4 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:13,431 - Fuck Brian forever. - Sick. - Oh... 5 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,409 Hey, guys, guys, Spirit Chair's taking the podium. 6 00:00:15,433 --> 00:00:17,393 - Let's show her some respect, huh? - [applause] 7 00:00:17,476 --> 00:00:19,395 [whoops] 8 00:00:19,478 --> 00:00:21,397 Good morning, Fairfax! 9 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,375 - [sighs] - [Lily] What the heck is up, Hypebeasts? 10 00:00:23,399 --> 00:00:26,902 Is everybody totally stoked for Friday night's dance? 11 00:00:26,986 --> 00:00:29,530 - [cheering] - Yeah, you are! [whoops] 12 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:32,324 A-go, Fairfax, go, Fairfax. 13 00:00:32,408 --> 00:00:34,118 [whoops, laughs] 14 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:36,162 You spoke and we listened. 15 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:40,332 The theme of this year's dance is... 16 00:00:40,416 --> 00:00:42,626 Peace in the Middle East! 17 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:44,587 [jeering] 18 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:46,213 Nah, nah, no, it isn't. 19 00:00:46,297 --> 00:00:47,631 Wait, but-but you said we could. 20 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,592 I said sit your woke ass down. 21 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:51,069 Ain't nobody getting busy to J Balvin 22 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:52,678 over some Aleppo sliders. 23 00:00:52,762 --> 00:00:56,432 The real theme of Friday's dance is Westy-World, y'all. 24 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:57,795 - [airhorn sounding] - [cheering] 25 00:00:59,143 --> 00:01:01,145 [shouts] 26 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:03,647 That's right. I'm-a turn the gym into a trap house carnival. 27 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:05,441 Quattro, call every bird we know. 28 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:08,819 'Cause this about to be the biggest party of the year. 29 00:01:08,903 --> 00:01:10,821 ♪ Oh... ♪ 30 00:01:10,905 --> 00:01:12,406 - ♪ Waitin' for the... ♪ - ♪ Drop ♪ 31 00:01:12,490 --> 00:01:14,116 - ♪ Waitin' for... ♪ - ♪ The drop ♪ 32 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,827 - ♪ Waitin' for the ♪ - ♪ Oh... ♪ 33 00:01:16,911 --> 00:01:18,496 ♪ Waitin' for the ♪ ♪ 34 00:01:25,336 --> 00:01:28,214 Hey, yo, with Cody gone, clout king is anyone's game. 35 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:30,591 This is my year, fam. We're talking sponsorships, 36 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:33,302 ad revenue, Illuminati Christmas party. 37 00:01:33,385 --> 00:01:35,763 Stick with me and we'll be verified in no time. 38 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:39,350 [sighs] The only thing I'm verifying is my love for Lily. 39 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,186 - Hmm. - [stammers] Okay. 40 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:44,355 Step one, tell her how I feel at the dance. 41 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:45,981 Step two, go camping at Zion. 42 00:01:46,065 --> 00:01:48,734 And step three, finally birth a baby deer together. 43 00:01:48,818 --> 00:01:52,196 Man, how the fuck does Dale have bigger balls than me? 44 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:54,865 You know what? Screw it, if Dale can tell Lily how he feels, 45 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:57,409 I can turn Melody's cold shoulder into a warm one. 46 00:01:57,493 --> 00:01:58,994 I'm just excited to bring my girl 47 00:01:59,078 --> 00:02:00,996 and my gang gang together as one. 48 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:03,082 I really think you guys are gonna hit it off. 49 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:04,542 We're excited, too, Tru. 50 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,585 I'm learning JavaScript on Duolingo 51 00:02:06,669 --> 00:02:08,045 so I can speak her language. 52 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,172 That means so much. She hates code-switching. 53 00:02:10,256 --> 00:02:11,757 So, what, you're just gonna dance 54 00:02:11,841 --> 00:02:13,235 with a phone in your pocket all night? 55 00:02:13,259 --> 00:02:14,277 - [laughter] - [Truman] What? 56 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:16,929 Trust, bro, I got something planned. 57 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:18,597 It ain't gonna be nothing like that. 58 00:02:18,681 --> 00:02:21,183 You just wait and see, you guys are gonna freak. 59 00:02:21,267 --> 00:02:22,935 Yo, it's gonna be 60 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:24,436 the best night ever, boo. 61 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:26,188 We got a pregame photo op at Dale's, 62 00:02:26,272 --> 00:02:27,940 then gang gang limo ride, 63 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:29,584 then we're back at Dale's for a sleepover, 64 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:32,987 then Grant's gonna take us to IHOP in the morning. 65 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:35,906 Wow. That's a lot of time with the gang gang. 66 00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:39,535 Can't we just be, like, a real couple for once? 67 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:42,079 You know, just the two of us? 68 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,414 Yeah. We will, girl. 69 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,583 Whenever the gang gang takes a bathroom break. 70 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,710 - [groans] - [Truman] Oh, come on, baby. 71 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:50,087 I was playing. Don't go sleep mode on me. 72 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,631 You my juicy boo, you my juicy boo. 73 00:02:52,715 --> 00:02:54,425 It's Cerise and Tru, come on. 74 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:57,011 Oh, there she is. 75 00:02:57,094 --> 00:03:00,014 I just want my Tru-boo all to myself sometimes. 76 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:01,640 I feel the same way, baby. 77 00:03:01,724 --> 00:03:03,976 But I just want my gang gang to fall in love with you 78 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:05,436 like how I fell in love with you. 79 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,771 Just think, my girl and my homeys? 80 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:09,815 Come on, now, that's the ultimate collab. 81 00:03:09,899 --> 00:03:13,402 Okay, anything for my main squeeze. 82 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:14,904 Hey, that's my girl. 83 00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:17,907 Now, let's get ready for your big debut. 84 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:20,784 ♪ You got the juice, let it rain on me like, ooh ♪ 85 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,328 ♪ Baby gonna ride it like... 86 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:23,913 "What's up, Melody?" 87 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:27,291 [laughs, gasps] 88 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:29,251 - Oh... - ♪ I been underground makin' moves ♪ 89 00:03:29,335 --> 00:03:31,211 ♪ But I'm here tonight, let's groove ♪ 90 00:03:31,295 --> 00:03:33,923 ♪ If you down, girl, come through ♪ 91 00:03:34,006 --> 00:03:35,257 ♪ You got the, you got the ♪ 92 00:03:35,341 --> 00:03:38,218 ♪ If you fall in love ♪ 93 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:40,679 ♪ Don't fall for me ♪ 94 00:03:40,763 --> 00:03:43,515 ♪ You got the, uh, you got the, uh, you got the ♪ 95 00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:46,810 ♪ If I lose control... 96 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:47,770 [gasps] 97 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:49,772 ♪ You got the, you got the... 98 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:52,358 Diego, you're voting for me for clout king, right? 99 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:54,526 Don't forget who hooked it up with those Jordan 5s. 100 00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:55,861 Why isn't Truman here yet? 101 00:03:55,945 --> 00:03:57,385 The dance starts in, like, 20 minutes 102 00:03:57,446 --> 00:03:59,257 and I'm already sweating through my first shirt of the night. 103 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:01,367 Rubins are notorious perspirators. 104 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:02,886 That's why my dad sleeps in the nude. 105 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,370 Speaking of Truman, you guys, 106 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:07,164 we got to be super supportive of him and Cerise tonight, okay? 107 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,625 You got it, D. That's what the gang gang does. 108 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:11,251 - [horn honks] - Gang gang. 109 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:13,587 - Hey... - Hey! Truman. There he is. - There's my man. 110 00:04:13,671 --> 00:04:16,507 Introducing the new and improved Cerise. 111 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:20,260 ♪ You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress ♪ 112 00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:23,305 ♪ Oh, kiss me ♪ ♪ 113 00:04:23,389 --> 00:04:25,557 - What the fuck? - [chuckles] 114 00:04:25,641 --> 00:04:28,602 Hey, gang gang. I am so juiced to meet you guys. 115 00:04:28,686 --> 00:04:30,270 You must be Benny. 116 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:31,981 - [crunch] - [screams] 117 00:04:33,649 --> 00:04:34,692 My Kruegers! 118 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,527 I'm so sorry, dawg. 119 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,362 She didn't mean it, I promise. 120 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:39,780 I swear it was an accident. 121 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:41,365 It's my first time on wheels. 122 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:43,200 Ugh. Can I order you shoe cleaner? 123 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,785 It's cool. It's cool. 124 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:46,787 I'm just gonna go do a quick Headspace 125 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:48,998 and I'll be right back. 126 00:04:49,081 --> 00:04:51,583 Cerise, I can't tell you how good it feels 127 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:53,186 to finally have another girl in the group. 128 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:55,671 Also, I have a ton of charging cables in the fanny 129 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:56,914 in case you need extra juice. 130 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,465 No pun intended. 131 00:04:58,549 --> 00:05:00,551 Aw, you guys are so sweet. 132 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,678 - [horn honks] - [all] Whoa! 133 00:05:04,263 --> 00:05:08,100 Your chariot awaits, me lords and ladies... Holy shit! 134 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:11,520 I mean, uh, you, uh, you must be Truman's girlfriend. 135 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,147 So nice to meet you. 136 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:15,983 Holy cow, Dad. This limo is bitching. 137 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:18,652 - Isn't it bitching, guys? - Totally bitching. 138 00:05:18,736 --> 00:05:20,616 For a vehicle that no longer meets EPA standards 139 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,781 because of its contributions to ozone depletion. 140 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:23,991 Uh... [chuckles] 141 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:25,093 Are you insinuating my dad 142 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:26,660 doesn't care about Mother Naytch? 143 00:05:26,744 --> 00:05:28,412 Hey, babe, appreciate the eco-tip, 144 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,807 but I just think maybe we should let Dale have this moment. 145 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:35,210 Of course. Limos are such a fun school dance cliché. 146 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:36,962 [muffled music playing] 147 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,758 [grunts, gasps] 148 00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:46,388 Honey, I'm gonna take the kids and their Roomba to the dance. 149 00:05:46,472 --> 00:05:48,724 I'll be back in 20 with pad thai. 150 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:51,119 - [♪ Kelly Mac & John Jaylien Wesley: "LOTP"] - ♪ Party, party ♪ 151 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:53,604 ♪ We the life of the party... 152 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,981 [grunts] Son of a bitch. 153 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:01,862 That box tee with my face on it is a beautifully designed 154 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:04,698 and tastefully curated kick to the nads. 155 00:06:04,782 --> 00:06:07,409 We have to respond. Even my fishies agree. 156 00:06:08,744 --> 00:06:10,579 Broller coaster, don't be mad, 157 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:12,414 but maybe we should lay low for a bit. 158 00:06:12,498 --> 00:06:16,502 Oh, I'm sorry, do you not trust your brother/elder twin? 159 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:20,172 Of course I do. I'm just worried about you, Bri-Guy. 160 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:23,967 You're right. I need to squash this beef, Arby's style. 161 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:27,179 - With extra cheddy. - Classic HR stuff. 162 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:30,349 You know, this reminds me of when Dion from Refrigeration 163 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:32,476 had a little tiff with Miguel in Home Theater. 164 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,728 - It turned out... - That's it. 'Form him. 165 00:06:34,812 --> 00:06:36,730 - On it. Sorry, sweetie. - Chloroform? No, no. 166 00:06:36,814 --> 00:06:38,774 [muffled grunting] 167 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:43,445 Now, arrange a meeting with Hiroki. 168 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:45,673 - [♪ P-Lo: "Same Squad"] - ♪ Same squad, same squad, same squad... 169 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,616 This is so dope. 170 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:49,159 Cerise, you comfy? 171 00:06:49,243 --> 00:06:51,745 So comf, Tru-boo. 172 00:06:51,829 --> 00:06:53,580 You look so foine tonight, babe. 173 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:56,416 You guys, doesn't Cerise look foine? 174 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:59,753 Yeah, you can barely tell she's a mop on a Roomba. 175 00:06:59,837 --> 00:07:01,797 - [grunts] - No, what he means is, 176 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,882 yeah, you can barely tell you're new to this, 177 00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:06,093 - 'cause you're such a natural. - Thank you. 178 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:08,303 And, Derica, you're such a natural at tracking down 179 00:07:08,387 --> 00:07:10,889 discontinued shades of Girlbossier foundation. 180 00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:13,767 D! You're wearing Girlbossier and you ain't sharing? 181 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:16,520 Okay, fine. Ha, ha. I'm wearing their concealer. 182 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,647 But only because I have this horrific pimple, 183 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:20,524 and I didn't want anyone to notice, 184 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,985 but now we're all talking about it, so thanks. 185 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:24,820 Hey, it's cool, D. 186 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:26,655 Everybody gets a pass. [inhales sharply] 187 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:28,115 - Right, babe? - Of course. 188 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:29,491 I've mastered girl code. 189 00:07:29,575 --> 00:07:31,994 My nonexistent lips are sealed. 190 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:34,329 Wow-ee, you guys, look. 191 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:37,666 - [dance music playing] - [all] Oh, my God. 192 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:39,626 [Benny] Yo. 193 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:42,546 The king of debt has done it again. 194 00:07:45,174 --> 00:07:47,509 Boo, let's take a sexy selfie together. 195 00:07:47,593 --> 00:07:50,721 You read my mind, baby. You guys, get in this shot. 196 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:51,805 All of us? 197 00:07:51,889 --> 00:07:53,432 - Cheese! - Oh, okay. 198 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:55,517 - [Benny] Gang gang. - [Dale chuckles] 199 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,104 It's clout time, baby. 200 00:07:59,188 --> 00:08:01,565 - [cheering] - [Benny] Let's fucking go! 201 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:04,818 ♪ This-this is how we live ♪ 202 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:06,820 ♪ This is how we live... 203 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:09,531 [whoops] Welcome to Westy-World, motherfu... 204 00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:11,158 I mean, students. 205 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:15,579 Y'all ready to get your dicks wet... I mean, party? 206 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,998 [cheers] This party is cracking. 207 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:19,917 A'ight, gang, what do we want to do first? 208 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,127 They got the Guess Westy's Debt booth, 209 00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:24,755 Pin the Booty on Mrs. Weston. Oh. 210 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:28,342 We definitely got to hit up the Zillow Mortgage Bounce Haus. 211 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:30,677 Sorry, Tru, I got a date with destiny. 212 00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:32,596 And there's my queen now. 213 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:34,890 Wish me luck. 214 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:36,892 Ooh, I see Melody. 215 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,204 I wonder what her hair smells like. 216 00:08:39,228 --> 00:08:40,854 I'm gonna go find out. Bye. 217 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:44,024 Hmm. Benny? How about you, me and Cerise 218 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:46,318 hit the henna face tat staysh? 219 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:49,238 Get some matching Gucci Mane ice cream tattoos? 220 00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:51,698 Dawg, you know ice cream rules everything around me, 221 00:08:51,782 --> 00:08:53,343 but I got to start mingling with these people 222 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:55,494 before the polls close in an hour. 223 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:58,247 And then there were two. 224 00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:01,291 Lily? 225 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:02,918 - [laughter] - Lily? 226 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:05,963 Excuse me, sorry. Hey, hey, Lily. 227 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,215 Lil, I have something super important to tell you. 228 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:09,716 [boy] Yeah, me, too. 229 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:15,097 [exhales] 230 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,890 [Disco] [laughs] Whoa, whoa. 231 00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:18,392 You on the list? 232 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:20,352 Uh, no, but... 233 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:21,995 Come on, Derica. Let's just fast-forward 234 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,147 to the part where we drag you out of here. 235 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,857 [sighs] 236 00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:27,067 [groans] 237 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:28,402 [laughter] 238 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,322 Hans Kim. 239 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:33,907 Heard you got a trampoline. 240 00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:36,868 Say, have you cast your vote for clout king? 241 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:39,830 Uh, sorry, Benny. Jules already got to me. 242 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,541 He hooked it up with a $20 gift card to Chipotle. 243 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:44,126 What the fuck? 244 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:48,463 ♪ Want to give you a call, but I know... 245 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:51,717 Thanks for making me feel like a real girl tonight, Tru-boo. 246 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,011 Hey, you're the realest person here, babe. 247 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,388 I wouldn't trade you for all the juice in the world. 248 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:59,182 I love it when we jam, just the two of us. 249 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:02,019 When I'm with you, it's like the whole world melts away. 250 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,645 - Mmm... What the...? - [Benny] Yo. 251 00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:05,230 This dance fucking sucks. 252 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:06,898 [grunts] 253 00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:08,692 Yo, what? What happened, bro? 254 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,737 Jules is straight-up bribing kids with diarrhea gift cards. 255 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:14,489 And Melody's in the Fort Knox of VIP booths. 256 00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:16,158 There's no way I can get to her. 257 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:18,827 Tell me about it, D. It's like Schwimmer's over there. 258 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:20,829 You got to get in line and take a number. 259 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:22,265 Come on, let's get the fuck out of here. 260 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,333 I'm-a call us a Jewber, aka Dale's dad. 261 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:25,834 Hey. Uh-uh, wait a second. 262 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:29,212 Y'all are just gonna give up after one try? Come on. 263 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,340 If I had given up on Cerise after she catfished me 264 00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:33,884 at Chernobyl Fest, we wouldn't be here right now. 265 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:37,012 Yeah, I don't know if you can really compare our situations. 266 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,056 Hey, you know what? We're gonna help you. 267 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,850 Wait, we are? But, Tru... 268 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:44,978 Babe, if you help them with this they're gonna stan you forever. 269 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:48,231 It's perfect, y'all. Cerise is a genius, for real. 270 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,609 She's like the hotter version of Google. 271 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:53,028 Wait, really, Cerise? You would do that for us? 272 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:01,453 Of course. I would love to help you. 273 00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:03,205 It would be my p-p-pleasure. 274 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:05,123 ♪ ♪ 275 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,128 [Phyllis] Here. 276 00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:12,506 Ugh, where the "F" is he? 277 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,758 [Hiroki] I'm right here, bitch. 278 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,844 ♪ ♪ 279 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:29,231 Okay, listen, my liege... I mean, Hiroki. Fuck! 280 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,483 [laughs] 281 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:33,795 Look, I asked you here because I want to squash this beef 282 00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:35,153 once and for all. 283 00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:37,072 Oh, I'm all for squashing beef. 284 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:40,075 I just have one caveat. 285 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:43,412 I want you to leave Fairfax. 286 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:46,623 Melrose, La Brea, Sunset. 287 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:52,546 Go to Abu fucking Dhabi for all I care, but Fairfax is mine. 288 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,148 - [♪ Kruize: "Lala Land"] - ♪ I'm wearing 8 ♪ 289 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,007 ♪ I got the fro... 290 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:58,969 Damn, it's like The Bachelor: Middle School edish. 291 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:02,264 I haven't seen a sausage party like this since my Scout days. 292 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:03,723 Dale, look at me. 293 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:06,518 I'm a billion dollars in experimental marketing tech. 294 00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,603 You think I'm gonna let a couple seventh grade boys 295 00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:09,813 get in my way? 296 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,648 Peep this shit. 297 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:15,235 Hmm, looks like Cubby's grandma isn't doing too well. 298 00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:17,279 [phone ringing] 299 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,573 [gasps] Mom? Is everything okay? 300 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,092 [woman's voice] It's Grandma, Cub Cub. 301 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:23,118 She's not gonna make it through the night. 302 00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:25,454 We need you to come home right now. 303 00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:27,330 What? [panting] 304 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,541 I'm coming, Grandma! 305 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,168 - [laughs] - Holy smokes. 306 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,962 - Girl, that was savage. - One down, 307 00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,130 seven to go. 308 00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:38,508 - [phone chiming] - Whoa. 309 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,552 Oh, yeah! 310 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,138 [phone buzzing] 311 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:50,270 - All right, Dale. You're up. - [inhales] Okay. 312 00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:54,858 - [grunts, chuckles] - [gasps] Dale. 313 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:58,278 Hey. I love your suit. It's so beige. 314 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,155 Oh, thanks. My dad got married in it. 315 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:03,158 I, uh, I just wanted to say... 316 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,620 Girl, you look sexy as hell. 317 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,455 [laughs] 318 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:09,664 [both laugh] 319 00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:13,376 - Ooh, ooh. - Chug, chug. Chug it, kid. 320 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,794 How's it looking, D? 321 00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:17,339 Melody hasn't looked up from her phone once and... 322 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:20,967 WTF? Disco's wearing Latrine night-vision goggles? 323 00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:24,012 Are you serious? How are we supposed to get past him? 324 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,473 If you can't get in, you got to draw 'em out. 325 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,683 Hold up. Are we about to set up a thirst trap? 326 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,268 [♪ Skiddalz: "Make It Happen"] 327 00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:33,104 ♪ A tisket, a tasket, a mil off in my basket ♪ 328 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:36,024 ♪ I don't have it now, but I bet I'll make it happen ♪ 329 00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:38,068 ♪ Happen, happen, I bet I'll make it happen... 330 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,237 [Cerise] Jackpot. 331 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:44,032 This hippo's about to get very, very hungry. 332 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,368 - [♪ Spandau Ballet: "True"] - Ooh. Mmm. 333 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:50,372 - I think it's working. - Crank up that thirst meter, babe. 334 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,165 Ooh. 335 00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:54,042 Huh. 336 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:56,044 [grunts] Oh, my God. 337 00:13:56,127 --> 00:14:00,549 Is anyone else, like, really craving a Cinnabon right now? 338 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:04,636 ♪ I know this much is true... 339 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,930 Looking for something? 340 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,018 - [♪ Ni/Co: "Let's Get Weird"] - [cheering] 341 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,813 Oh... [laughs] 342 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,147 ♪ Into your world... 343 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:17,983 [shouts] 344 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,818 - Ta-da! - [cheering, applause] 345 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,319 Shit, that was inspired. 346 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:23,947 - I'm donezo. It's over. - [Cerise] No, it's not. 347 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:27,450 According to my CPU, only 75.6% of the seventh grade has voted. 348 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,952 The remaining 24.4% is undecided, 349 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,704 and 83% percent of the 24.4%... 350 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,914 Yo, not everyone is a genius robot. 351 00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:35,125 Can you spell it out for the basics? 352 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,793 It means you still have a chance. 353 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,421 Let me ask, how flexible are you? 354 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:42,674 ♪ What a great word, wanna invite me into your world ♪ 355 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,634 ♪ Ain't no alien, forget what you heard ♪ ♪ 356 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,303 - [music stops] - [crowd gasping] 357 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,306 [screaming] 358 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,391 [Weston shouting] 359 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:57,105 Ladies and gentlemen, gaydies and gentlethems, 360 00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,608 please give it up for the cloutiest kid I know, 361 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:02,027 Benjamin Hyung-Joon Choi. 362 00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,214 - [♪ Missy Elliott: "Lose Control"] - [crowd gasping] 363 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,740 Follow my lead. 364 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,617 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ - ♪ Here we go now ♪ 365 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,369 ♪ I've got a cute face, chubby waist ♪ 366 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,038 ♪ Thick legs in shape ♪ 367 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,706 ♪ Rump shakin' both ways ♪ 368 00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:17,250 ♪ Make you do a double take ♪ 369 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:18,460 ♪ Everybody here ♪ 370 00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,754 ♪ Get it out of control... 371 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,339 What the fuck? 372 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,840 ♪ 'Cause Misdemeanor said so ♪ 373 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,550 ♪ Everybody... 374 00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:26,968 It's working. 375 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,762 - ♪ Everybody ♪ - ♪ Step, step ♪ 376 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,847 - ♪ Everybody ♪ - ♪ Let's go ♪ ♪ 377 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,642 - [cheering, applause] - Yeah! Ha, ha! 378 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,226 You did it, Cerise. 379 00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,395 I-I'm gonna win clout king! 380 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,814 And I'm gonna have Truman all to myself. 381 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,024 [cackles] 382 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,442 Wait, what? 383 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,861 Have fun being clout king. Bye, bitch. 384 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,905 - Benny, dude, that was sick. - Oh, my God. 385 00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:48,341 She wants to break up the gang gang. 386 00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:49,824 I got to go tell everyo... [shouts] 387 00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,576 May I have this dance? 388 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,662 [cries] No! 389 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:58,124 I thought about your offer and here's my counter. 390 00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,502 Fuck you! You go to Melrose. 391 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:04,339 Me leave? Bitch, I am Fairfax. 392 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:07,967 I'm as much a staple of this block as this Jewish deli. 393 00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,595 You're a fad, Brian. 394 00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,305 A flash in the pan, 395 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,766 like your dumbass tennis ball shoes. 396 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:17,477 Billie Eilish loves the tennis ball shoes. 397 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,354 You know, you talk a big game for someone 398 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,815 who had to check themselves into a home for clout fatigue. 399 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:25,193 That's right. He fucking fatigued that ass. 400 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:29,197 You wish. The Dorito Boy helped me get my groove back. 401 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,657 And unless you and your twin sister 402 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,076 with her Kmart slacks leave, 403 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,036 the whole world is going to be off Off-Brian. 404 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,038 That's it. 405 00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:39,916 [both shout] 406 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,210 [muffled grunting] 407 00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,339 [laughs] 408 00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:47,882 [Brianna] Oh, God. 409 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,259 - [grunts] - Fuck. 410 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,803 [laughs] I'm immune to chloroform, 411 00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:54,806 you ungrateful twat. 412 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,391 I've been microdosing for years 413 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:59,769 to prepare for this exact situation. 414 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,062 No... 415 00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:03,148 Yes! Face it. 416 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:06,484 Whatever you do, however you come at me... 417 00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:11,364 I will always clap back louder and harder. 418 00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:13,700 Put him down, you fucking brute. 419 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,370 - [grunts] - Brian. 420 00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,956 You barked up the wrong bitch, Hiroki. 421 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,459 This means war! 422 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,836 Oh, fucking bring it, then! 423 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:27,046 - Jennifer, let me go. - [♪ Joji: "Sanctuary"] 424 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,548 Look, it's the CIA. 425 00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:30,276 They found out you were hacking the Pentagon. 426 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,469 - Really? Where? - [Benny panting] 427 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,013 [chuckles] So, uh, 428 00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:39,350 - is this, like, the super, super VIP section, or... - Shh. 429 00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:40,727 I don't care what Nabisco says. 430 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,896 I can't stop thinking about you. 431 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,773 ♪ I'll give you somethin' so real ♪ 432 00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:47,317 - [Derica moans] - [panting] Derica. 433 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,568 - Huh?! - We need to talk. 434 00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:51,029 Benny, I will kill you. 435 00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:53,531 - Now! - I'll be right back. 436 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:57,869 ♪ If you've been waitin' for fallin' in love... 437 00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:00,079 Lily, I-I really like you. 438 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:01,831 I've liked you since the first time 439 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,458 you threw a dodgeball at my face. 440 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:06,544 You make me feel like a salmon swimming upstream. 441 00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:07,754 I like you, too, Dale. 442 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,131 I guess call me a grizzly bear, 443 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:13,885 'cause I want to scoop you up and rip you to shreds. 444 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,845 Oh, geez. 445 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,639 Oh, my God. Dale. 446 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,766 - Is that Molly? - Altoid. 447 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,060 - For when I do this. - ♪ First kiss ♪ ♪ 448 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,312 Dale! Gang gang emergency meeting. 449 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:26,314 - Now! - No. No. No, no, no, no. Lily! 450 00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:29,275 It's okay! Just come find me after? 451 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:30,527 Benny, 452 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,238 this better be the most important fucking thing 453 00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:35,073 - in the world. - For real, man. 454 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,574 I was about to French. 455 00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,701 Yo, we need to talk about Cerise. 456 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,495 Dude, I was so wrong about her. 457 00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,247 - She is incredible. - Yeah. 458 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,582 She's like an angel sent from fruit snack heaven. 459 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:47,252 She's fucking evil, you guys! 460 00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:49,254 - Huh? - Nah, B. 461 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,589 Look, I thought so, too, at first, but I was hella wrong. 462 00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:54,050 She's a little kooky 'cause she's a computer program, 463 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,426 but she's not evil. 464 00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:57,178 You were 100% right. 465 00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:59,931 - How do you know? - Dawg, she's a master manipulator. 466 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,307 Don't you see? 467 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:02,600 This whole fucking night 468 00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,519 was just her plan to get rid of us. 469 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,980 Okay, guys, I think we got to just talk to Truman 470 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,106 and clear this all up. 471 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:09,357 Uh, I don't know. 472 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,733 If we confront him about Cerise, 473 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,652 he might flip out on us again. 474 00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:17,240 Look at me. She is a fucking psycho robot bitch! 475 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,701 Did someone say "psycho robot bitch"? 476 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,369 - [screams] - You. 477 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:23,162 Tell them. You're trying to break up 478 00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:25,331 - the gang gang, aren't you? - Oh, he's right. 479 00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,685 - I'm splitting up the stupid little gang gang. - [Derica and Dale gasp] 480 00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,794 You're too much of a distraction for my Tru-boo. 481 00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:32,380 But we accepted you with open arms. 482 00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:35,133 You think I give a fuck about your junior high crushes 483 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,343 and your lame-ass clout king race? 484 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:40,346 Truman is mine. And now that you cornball losers 485 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:43,266 have what you want, I have what I want. 486 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,602 [laughs] 487 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,354 - [feedback screeches] - All right, Hypebeasts. 488 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:51,357 It's time to announce our clout king and queen. 489 00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:53,526 - [cheering] - May the powers of Stephen Sondheim 490 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:56,154 and RuPaul's Drag Race bless me. 491 00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:58,364 - You won't get away with this. - [Cerise scoffs] 492 00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:01,451 Of course I will. The gang gang's toast. 493 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,370 Especially after Truman hears that you tried to murder me. 494 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,372 Tried to what? 495 00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:08,684 - Aah, let go of me, Benny. Ow! - Yo, I'm not doing anything. 496 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,585 - Derica! How could you? - Dude. 497 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,545 - What is going on? - [grunts] Dale? Stop! 498 00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:14,547 - Shit. - Guys? - No, I thought we were friends. 499 00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,382 - No! No! - Cerise, no. 500 00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:17,508 [screams] 501 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,892 - Oh, my God. - What the fuck? - Holy shit. 502 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,975 - [drumroll playing] - This year's clout king is... 503 00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,479 Holy shit, 504 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,897 it's Benny Choi. 505 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,732 - [cheering] - Yeah! That's my boy! 506 00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:34,359 Let's go, Benny! 507 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,778 All right, where is that little baby pumpkin at? 508 00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:39,155 Yeah, where is Benny? Or Cerise? 509 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,740 Or Derica and Dale? 510 00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:42,742 Oh, this is bad. This is really, really bad. 511 00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,303 - [door opens] - [Truman] Hey, yo, yo, yo, Benny! 512 00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:45,870 You will not believe it. 513 00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,538 What the fuck? 514 00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:48,873 Cerise! [panting] 515 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:54,212 - Baby! - [coughs] Truman. 516 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:55,672 Oh, thank God. You're alive. 517 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,256 Cerise, baby, what happened? 518 00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,759 The gang gang called me a psycho robot bitch 519 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,928 and then p-p-pushed me off the stairs 520 00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:03,554 - and tried to murder me. - [gasps] 521 00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:05,264 - No, we didn't! - Yo, she's lying, Tru. 522 00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:07,350 - Fuck you, Cerise! - Look. 523 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:08,726 I can prove it. 524 00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,812 Psycho robot bitch! 525 00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:14,148 [gasps] 526 00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:16,484 What the hell is wrong with you guys? 527 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,695 Cerise spent all night trying to help you. 528 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,446 All she wanted was to be friends, 529 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:23,032 but you just couldn't let her in the gang gang, could you? 530 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,367 Truman, let us explain. 531 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:25,785 Explain this, D. 532 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:28,329 You didn't approve of Cerise from the start. 533 00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:31,499 Your whole "inclusivity" brand 534 00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:33,876 - is bullshit. And Dale. - Oh! 535 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,671 You never told me that you had a Scouts badge 536 00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:38,715 in betrayal, you fake-ass friend. 537 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,342 No, it's not for betrayal. It's for B-trails. 538 00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:42,885 They're the bunny slopes of hiking. 539 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,138 Dale, shut the fuck up! 540 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,098 Bro, she's trying to tear us apart. 541 00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:49,350 You got to be kidding me, Benny. 542 00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:51,144 Derica and Dale, that's one thing, 543 00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:53,104 but I did not expect this shit from you, bro. 544 00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:55,565 I thought you were my boy. 545 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,775 We were collab partners for life, but nah. 546 00:21:57,859 --> 00:21:59,485 We still are, bro. 547 00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:01,029 Come on! You're really gonna believe 548 00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:03,197 a fucking app on your phone over us? 549 00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:05,825 I'll give you an app. And a main course. 550 00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:08,494 You're just jealous 'cause I'm out here evolving 551 00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:12,248 - while you're stuck in basic-ass Latrine land. - Yeah? 552 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,500 Well, what about you, man? Your whole life 553 00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:17,336 is one giant untitled shit project! 554 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:18,463 [Derica and Dale gasp] 555 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:21,215 - [grunts] - It's no use, babe. 556 00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:23,551 They just hate us 'cause they ain't us. 557 00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:27,346 The only people trying to break up gang gang 558 00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:30,141 is you three. [sniffles] 559 00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:31,559 Fuck you guys forever. 560 00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:33,728 Let's get out of here, Cerise. 561 00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:35,897 - [Dale] Truman, no. - Dude, please. - Truman, wait. 562 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,565 [whirring] 563 00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:40,568 [Weston clears throat] 564 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:49,077 I've never been this horny for drama. 565 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,578 I'm sorry, Derica. 566 00:22:50,661 --> 00:22:52,580 A lot of my followers are bots, 567 00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:55,666 so I can't be seen with you. It's bad for my brand. 568 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:58,628 - [gasps] Melody. - [Weston] Benny, 569 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,505 I got to say, that was some fucked-up shit. 570 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,298 You are no longer clout king. 571 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,382 Wait, I won? 572 00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:05,218 - Not anymore. - [gasps] So I won? 573 00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:07,011 Nope. I'm the clout king. 574 00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:08,888 Suck it, you basic bitches. 575 00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,731 - Let's roll, Salary. - [vehicle approaching] 576 00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:12,100 [horn honks] 577 00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:16,938 Blessings, Fairfax Middle. 578 00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:19,190 - Cody? - Cody? Oh, dear God. No. 579 00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:22,902 That's right. I'm back, baby, and I'm a changed man. 580 00:23:22,985 --> 00:23:26,572 I've officially rebranded to @Cody4Jesus. 581 00:23:26,656 --> 00:23:28,157 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ 582 00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:31,119 No pranks, all charity. 583 00:23:32,495 --> 00:23:34,789 Sup, Lils. You want to talk? 584 00:23:34,872 --> 00:23:35,915 Oh, my God. 585 00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:37,542 Lily. But I... 586 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,002 I, uh, I need to, uh... 587 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:41,629 I need to go. 588 00:23:42,672 --> 00:23:46,592 - Worst. - Night. - Ever. 589 00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:51,097 Trust me, boo. They are gonna pay for this. 590 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:53,474 [gasps] Babe, look. 591 00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:56,894 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 592 00:23:58,187 --> 00:23:59,564 What do you want? 593 00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:02,191 To take down Latrine. 594 00:24:03,234 --> 00:24:06,529 In that case, have a seat, my liege. 595 00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:09,532 Phyllis! A round of pickles for the table. 596 00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:11,784 - ♪ Mr. Bad Guy ♪ - ♪ Bad guy ♪ 597 00:24:11,868 --> 00:24:14,162 - ♪ Know I'm not the one ♪ - ♪ I'm not the one ♪ 598 00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:16,122 ♪ I'll burn the city down for fun ♪ 599 00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:18,666 - ♪ I'm doing whatever I like ♪ - ♪ Whatever I like ♪ 600 00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:21,002 - ♪ If you see me, better run ♪ - ♪ Better run ♪ 601 00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:23,337 ♪ 'Cause I'm mister, mister, mister, mister ♪ 602 00:24:23,421 --> 00:24:24,797 ♪ This is not a joke ♪ 603 00:24:24,881 --> 00:24:26,465 ♪ This is not a drill ♪ 604 00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:28,134 ♪ Pop up and we pop 'em ♪ 605 00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:30,094 ♪ Get it poppin' like a pill ♪ 606 00:24:30,178 --> 00:24:33,723 ♪ Drop 'em like an Irish Car Bomb shot, and I'm for real ♪ 607 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:36,142 - ♪ Mr. Bad Guy ♪ - ♪ Bad guy ♪ 608 00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:38,269 - ♪ Know I'm not the one ♪ - ♪ I'm not the one ♪ 609 00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:40,229 ♪ I'll burn the city down for fun ♪ 610 00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:42,773 - ♪ I'm doing whatever I like ♪ - ♪ Whatever I like ♪ 611 00:24:42,857 --> 00:24:45,234 - ♪ If you see me, better run ♪ - ♪ Better run ♪ 612 00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:47,486 ♪ 'Cause I'm mister, mister, mister, mister ♪ 613 00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:49,155 ♪ Mister, mister, mister ♪ ♪ 614 00:24:58,206 --> 00:25:00,166 Chirp.