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[school bell rings]
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[Mr. Hernandez] Um, well,
it really wasn't
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until the Drake
versus Pusha T beef
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of 2017, that, uh,
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bringing up a secret love child
was-was-was fair game.
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[notifications chiming]
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[gasps] Holy shit.
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What is it, dude?
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- [Benny] Weston's dead!
- [others gasping]
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- Oh, shit!
- Uh, okay, okay, okay, okay.
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- [phones chiming]
- Uh, car crash.
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Toxicology report
came back inconclusive.
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FairFactor's reporting
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Mr. Hernandez was
in the car, too!
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I'm not dead.
I'm right here.
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I can't believe he's gone.
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I already miss him so hard.
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I just hope he's up there
in principal heaven,
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just balls deep in angels.
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Oh, this is so awful.
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My grandpa died when I was six,
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and now he lives in
a Folgers jar on the mantel.
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Yo, #WeAreWeston is
the number one trending topic.
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Damn!
Arthur Wong broke 5,000 likes
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just for posting
an old detention slip.
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Shut the fuck up!
Melody's going live!
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[voice breaking] Hey,
Fairfax fam, it's me, Melody.
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Um, obvi,
it's with great sadness
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and a supes heavy heart
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that I confirm
Principal Weston's death.
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[inhales deeply]
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I'll be leaning
on my Harpsichords
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and, of course, eating lots of
Nabisco Nilla Wafers.
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Swipe up and enter
promo code deadprincipal
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to get ten percent off
all Nabisco products
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for a limited time. [cries]
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Nabisco Nilla Wafers,
simple goodness.
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[cries]
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♪ Oh... ♪
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- ♪ Waitin' for the... ♪
- ♪ Drop ♪
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- ♪ Waitin' for... ♪
- ♪ The drop ♪
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- ♪ Waitin' for the ♪
- ♪ Oh... ♪
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♪ Waitin' for the ♪ ♪
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- [crying]
- A Nilla Wafer death announcement?
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So performative.
So desperate!
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How does Melody live
with herself?
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Totally. Did any of you catch
that promo code?
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'Cause... [exhales] I'm gonna be
grieving a lot tonight.
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Dale, homey, you okay?
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[sobbing] No. I mean, yes.
I mean, no, not yes.
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I just... Oh,
I think I need a minute.
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Ey, ey, ey, ey, ey,
don't fight the tears, bruh.
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Denial is the first stage of
P. Diddy's stages of grief.
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- Stage two: drop a sad yet tasteful banger.
- [crying]
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- Man, P-Dubs' death is hitting Fairfax hard, bruh.
- [bell chimes]
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What?! Tommy G is
making charcoal ice cream
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in Weston's honor?
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Fuck, that's a delicious way
to honor somebody.
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You know what? I'm gonna
reactivate my grief hotline
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from when Yung Polluter died
for, like, three hours.
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That's how
I'm gonna honor Weston.
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- Good idea.
- Sick, D.
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Bro, everybody's doing
something except for us!
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- [phone beeps]
- [crying loudly]
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Why, God, why?
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- [phone beeps]
- You get that?
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[sobbing] Oh, God!
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Why are you crying, Dale?
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Because you hardly got
to know him.
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[gasps] Dang it, poked myself
in the eye again.
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[chuckles] I'm such a klutz.
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[crying] Oh, God.
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Get it together, you dingus.
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Okay.
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Maybe I just need
some comfort food.
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Baked Bean Bar?
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Huh, I'm feeling better already.
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[beeping]
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- [whirring]
- [rumbling]
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Whoa.
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Huh?
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[Jules] ♪ No, n-n-no,
no, no, Weston ♪
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♪ Why'd your car drop
off that cliff? ♪
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♪ I miss you, I miss you ♪ ♪
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Damn, that's gonna get him
at least, like, 20,000 likes.
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How are we gonna honor Weston,
bruh?
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I-I feel like people are waiting
for our response.
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- We're Westy's guys.
- You're right.
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What would Weston want us to do?
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For him? For us?
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[squawks]
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He'd want us to go big.
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- [phone ringing]
- [cell phone vibrating]
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Operator 24601.
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Weston's your grief.
I'm your relief.
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[griever] Um,
I'm just really upset
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because my Weston post isn't
popping off on the Gram
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- like I thought it would.
- [groans] Are you serious?
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Try using better hashtags.
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This isn't an excuse
to go fishing for likes!
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- [ringing]
- [vibrating]
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Operator 24601.
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Weston's your grief.
I'm your relief.
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[griever 2] So, I accidentally
posted about Weston twice,
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and I'm worried that
if I delete one of them,
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um, my followers will think
I'm insensitive.
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I-I'm sorry.
This is a grief hotline.
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God! Y'all are thirsty as fuck
for death clout!
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- [ringing]
- [vibrating]
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[sighs] Operator 24601.
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Weston's your grief.
I'm your relief.
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[girl crying]
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Hey. Hey, it's okay to cry.
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Look,
losing a principal can feel
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like losing a distant cousin.
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I totally understand
how you're feeling.
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You do? Oh, my God.
That's so litty.
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[whispers] Oh, my God.
It's Melody.
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Yeah, just know
I'm here for you.
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Do you want to talk about
your favorite Weston memories?
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Well, like,
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not many people know this,
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but this one time,
he, like, shit his pants
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at the ice cream social.
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No way! Yo, savage!
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Yeah, it was so bad I had to
let him borrow my track pants.
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It was crazy, he wore them
to a school board meeting.
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Oh, my God, he did not!
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Hello?
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I-Is somebody there?
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- [hisses]
- [cries out]
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[gasps]
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Of course
your basic ass would buy
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the baked bean bar.
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Principal Weston?! But...
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But... you're dead.
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Nah, I just faked my own death
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and Parasited myself
in this here bunker,
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- just like the movie.
- I don't understand.
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Why would you fake
your own death?
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Pshh. Some IRS bullshit.
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- Huh?
- What do you want me to say?!
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I'm in over my head, Dale!
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I have 45 credit cards!
All Discover!
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The retractable arena roof
came in 100K over budget,
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and the IRS is up my ass
until next Tuesday!
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What about your poor wife?
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You can't just pretend
you're dead.
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Look, I'm-a need you
to keep this between us.
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You picking up
what I'm putting down?
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But, Principal Weston...
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lying is against Scout code.
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I don't know
if I can keep this a secret.
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- You better keep it a secret!
- [gasps]
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Otherwise, I'm-a tell
that little white girl,
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what's-her-name,
that you got a crush on her.
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[gasps] You mean Lily?
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Bingo! Lily. I'm-a tell Lily
you got a crush on her.
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How do you even know that?
I haven't told anyone about her.
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I know what I need to know,
Dale!
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It's my principal training.
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Also, I'm-a need you to get me
some supplies.
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Just off the top of my head,
I'm thinking:
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Slim Jims, beard trimmer,
Prilosec,
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a 50-inch LED
with NFL Sunday Ticket,
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and one of
them Amazon Fire Sticks.
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Young Putin's coming back,
and I don't want to miss it.
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- It's like Young Sheldon, but Russian and dangerous.
- But...
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But what, Dale?!
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Maybe I should just DM Cody
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and let him know
you're all about his girl.
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You wouldn't!
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- Wouldn't I?
- [notification chimes]
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Oh, wait a minute. Hold on.
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- This can't be.
- Oh, God, what now?
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[echoing] I'm trending!
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- [gasping]
- [screaming]
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Whoa, ghost alert.
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Now, if you take a step
to your right,
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you'll notice Principal
Weston's personal bathroom.
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Feel free to snap a pic
on the throne.
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As you head out,
don't forget to tag
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your favorite sadbois,
Benny and Truman,
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using the hashtag
WestonExperience.
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And check out our SoundCloud
for an exclusive mixtape
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of unreleased
principal announcements:
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Weston After Death.
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- [hip-hop music playing]
- [scratching records]
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[Weston] ♪ Just a reminder,
it's Follow Friday ♪
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♪ F-F-F-Follow Friday,
and if you haven't already ♪ ♪
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- [music stops]
- Okay, I'm shutting down this area
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- for official Triangle ghost-hunting business.
- [both grunt]
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Hey, yo, bro.
We're mourning in here.
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Yeah, this is our tribute.
Get the hell out of here, Cody.
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You did the best you could,
and you failed.
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So here we go. Cub, let's get
a full EMP scan going.
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There, there, and, oh, that
looks like a very hot corner.
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[girl] Hunting Weston's ghost
is, like,
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such a great way to honor him.
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[boy] Yeah, way better than
Benny and Truman's thing.
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- [groans] That motherfucker.
- Damn, bro, now what?
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Ah, fuck.
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- Hey, dude.
- Hey, guys. Shot in the dark, does anyone have
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an NFL Sunday Ticket login
I can borrow?
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Bruh, we didn't want
to say anything,
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- but it's a little sus that you haven't posted yet.
- [scoffs]
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Yeah, dawg.
People are starting to talk.
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You were his only follower.
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- That's like next of kin.
- Uh...
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You guys will not believe
who I talked to
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on the grief hotline.
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Yo, isn't that
supposed to be anonymous?
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Melody. Turns out
she was contractually obligated
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to post the Nabisco ad and was,
like, super torn about it.
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God, I was so wrong about her.
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We talked for hours.
It was actually kind of magical.
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Like, we laughed, we cried.
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[gasps] How do you guys think
I should play this?
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My instincts are
all over the place.
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Maybe go talk to her.
I don't know.
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Man, don't play games
with her, girl.
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You know she wants the D.
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You're totally right.
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She could probably use
an IRL friend right now.
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Can I, uh...
can I tell you guys something?
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It's ju...
it's been eating me alive.
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Ow!
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♪ ♪
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I, uh... [sucks teeth]
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I'm ready to post
about Principal Weston.
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Just wanted to see
if you guys had any thoughts.
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My thought is, as long
as you don't upstream us,
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I don't give a shit.
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Hey, Melody.
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Look, I just wanted to say,
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I know you and Weston
were close and...
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Hello, are you blind?
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Do you not see the line?
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Yeah!
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Hold up.
Are you signing Nilla Wafers?
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I can't begin to tell you
how problematic that is.
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Then don't. What are you,
the fucking grief police?
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00:09:21,687 --> 00:09:22,980
No, I just...
244
00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,606
I thought you were different.
245
00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:27,567
Nope, I'm not. Bye, bitch.
246
00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:29,069
[groaning]
247
00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:33,407
Hey, Dale. Are you doing okay?
248
00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:35,367
Um, I saw you crying earlier,
and...
249
00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,703
Oh, no, that? I just got
baked beans stuck in my eye.
250
00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,913
No, I-I actually think
it's-it's cool
251
00:09:39,997 --> 00:09:42,332
that you're in touch
with your feelings, you know?
252
00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:45,711
To be totally honest,
dating a prank lord like Cody,
253
00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:47,629
it's hard to know
how he really feels.
254
00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:50,007
Like, everything with him is
a joke, you know?
255
00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:53,176
Well, I'm always honest
with myself and others.
256
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,554
What do we have here?
257
00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:58,682
Prilosec, Slim Jims,
a gas generator?
258
00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,310
This is all stuff Weston loves.
What are you doing with it?
259
00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:04,646
Huh, what am I doing with it?
What am I doing with it?
260
00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:07,524
I guess I just wanted to be
closer to him.
261
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,319
I-I can't help but feel
like he's still in the school.
262
00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:12,446
You know,
trying to connect with me.
263
00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,990
And the Slim Jims help me
snap into my feelings.
264
00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:17,367
♪ ♪
265
00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:25,208
Sick. He's a medium,
ladies and gentlemen.
266
00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:28,587
- Wow, Dale. That's so spiritual of you.
- Uh...
267
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,131
Shu had the genius idea
to search every nook and cranny
268
00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:32,883
of this place
for Weston's ghost tonight.
269
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,427
What do you say, huh?
We could really use a medium.
270
00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:37,637
Cub, let's hook Dale up
with a romper, okay?
271
00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:40,807
I'm thinking a kids' small.
272
00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:42,726
Oh, geez.
No, I-I don't know, Cody.
273
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,354
- Are you sure that's a good idea?
- Course I do.
274
00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:48,940
Come on, amigo. Let's turn
this triangle into a diamond.
275
00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:51,068
- But what about Lily?
- Don't worry about her.
276
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:54,404
- She's my diamond.
- Cody! [giggles]
277
00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,156
See you tonight, Dale.
278
00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:58,950
Uh... Okay. Okay.
279
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,036
Dale, check it.
280
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,829
Fairfax Chabad is sitting shiva
281
00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:04,873
for your boy,
and I ain't even Jewish.
282
00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:06,625
Mazel tov to you,
Principal Weston.
283
00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,126
That's very exciting,
284
00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:11,129
but what I'm about to say is
of the utmost importance.
285
00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:12,964
Cody and the Triangle are coming
286
00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:15,175
to honor/hunt your ghost
tonight.
287
00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:17,344
Under absolutely
no circumstances
288
00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,012
can you leave this bunker.
289
00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:21,973
- Hey! Are you even listening?
- Uh-huh, yeah. I got it, man.
290
00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,725
Just sit tight.
Now do me a favor
291
00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:25,870
and throw that flat screen up
on the wall over there.
292
00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,354
You brought the mount, right?
293
00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:28,563
[Benny panting]
294
00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:30,273
I can't even keep up
with the posts!
295
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,627
- My fingies are fast, but this is insane.
- [notifications chiming]
296
00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:34,569
Bruh, it just won't stop.
297
00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:36,822
Yung Polluter just announced
the Litter Gang is doing
298
00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,323
an honorary
Hour of No Polluting.
299
00:11:38,407 --> 00:11:41,159
BTS just retweeted Jules
and 'Manda's TikTok tribute.
300
00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,412
We're getting buried
in the feed, man.
301
00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,580
[gasps] That's it!
302
00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:46,724
That's how
we're gonna honor him.
303
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:48,500
We're gonna bury
this motherfucker.
304
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:51,002
We're gonna give him
the funeral of a lifetime.
305
00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:53,922
And who better to throw
the Super Bowl-level service
306
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:56,174
- Weston would have wanted than us?
- Okay.
307
00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:58,385
So just off the top of the dome,
I'm thinking like
308
00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:02,013
if Kanye's Sunday Service
fucked the NBA All-Star Weekend,
309
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:04,391
- but sad.
- Yo, my G.
310
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:08,061
When you are on,
you are on. Ha!
311
00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:09,563
You handle
the music and lighting.
312
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,064
I'm gonna call my dove guy.
313
00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:14,067
Bitch gonna tell me
there's a line? [stammers]
314
00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:16,754
- The only line you care about is the bottom line!
- [phone ringing]
315
00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:21,032
Oh. No. She. Did. Not. Ugh.
316
00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:22,617
Operator 24601.
317
00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:24,619
Weston's your grief.
I'm your relief.
318
00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:26,997
[crying] I'm sorry
I keep bothering you.
319
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,249
It's just...
something happened
320
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,001
at school today.
321
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,086
I'm listening.
322
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:35,130
I was so rude to this girl.
323
00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:37,507
Oh, okay.
Do you want to talk about it?
324
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,551
Well, like, she came up to me
at lunch and, like,
325
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:42,637
tried to be nice to me,
but I totally bitched her out.
326
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,723
And I don't know
why I'm acting this way.
327
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,893
Oh, honey, that's okay.
You're grieving.
328
00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:50,187
Everybody knows anger is
the third stage
329
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,105
of the P. Diddy stages of grief.
330
00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:54,441
Well, this girl said
I was problematic.
331
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,693
And honestly, like, she's right.
332
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,111
I mean, she would know.
333
00:12:58,195 --> 00:13:01,114
She's, like, really smart
and, like, really woke.
334
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:04,493
- I bet she is.
- I'm just so tied up in being this influencer
335
00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,578
that I... I don't know,
I-I just...
336
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,955
Lash out at people because
you're forced to put on a face
337
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,416
- for all these brands?
- Exactly.
338
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,210
God, you're so great to talk to.
339
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,170
I feel like
you're the only person
340
00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,796
I can be myself with.
341
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:20,550
Thanks. Um,
I like talking to you, too.
342
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:26,890
Yesterday, Principal Weston's
spirit came to me, Cody,
343
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,976
and asked me to help him
with some unfinished business.
344
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,662
- [distorted voice] Business... business...
- [child laughing]
345
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:35,482
[Cody] So now myself
and a team of experts
346
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:37,317
are going to honor Weston
347
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,736
the most charitable way
we know how:
348
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,656
by helping his ghost ascend
to principal heaven.
349
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:45,051
- [distorted voice] Or hell.
- [Cody] We've locked the doors.
350
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,493
We've cut the Wi-Fi.
351
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:50,163
This is
Impractical Ghosters.
352
00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:51,706
- [electrical whirring]
- [beeping]
353
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,416
Mm. Mm.
354
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,544
- Yo, Dale. Come here.
- Uh...
355
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:58,046
Lily said she saw you crying
in the hallway earlier.
356
00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:01,174
If you ever want to cry
together, shoot me a DM.
357
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:03,343
I'm always here for you.
358
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:06,721
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
359
00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:08,199
Uh, you know what?
You guys go ahead.
360
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:09,558
I'm gonna check over there.
361
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:10,993
Getting a lot of
medium interference.
362
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,185
Need a little space.
363
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,229
Oh! Split up
to cover more ground.
364
00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,064
Good thinking.
365
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,900
What are you doing
out of the bunker?
366
00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:20,193
[whispers] They cut the Wi-Fi.
367
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:21,570
You got to get out of here.
368
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:22,988
The Triangle's gonna find you.
369
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:26,074
Please, I'm begging you.
Lily's with them.
370
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:28,326
Fine, nature boy.
Give me a boost.
371
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,537
- [Weston grunting]
- [Dale] Ow. Ow. Ah.
372
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,223
- My neck doesn't bend that way.
- [grunts]
373
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:33,081
[thud]
374
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:34,708
Wait. You guys hear that?
375
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,376
Oh, no.
376
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:39,087
Man, what the fuck am I gonna do
with gray doves, Frank?
377
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,381
Service is tomorrow, man!
Give me them white bitches!
378
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,550
Oh, ey,
what do you think, homey?
379
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:46,136
V tasteful?
V exclusive? Hmm?
380
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,264
Well, paint 'em white, Frank.
381
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:50,765
This is a funeral!
382
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:52,809
- [insects trilling]
- [light crackling]
383
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,399
- [gasps] Whoa.
- [others yelp]
384
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,570
[speaking gibberish]
385
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,782
Oh, my God! What is happening?!
386
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,869
Dale? Dale, bro?
Can you hear me?
387
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,621
[imitating Weston] Hey, hey.
What it do?
388
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,039
What it do, students?
389
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,624
It's your boy P-Dubs.
390
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,667
Holy fucking shit.
391
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:20,837
Dale, our medium,
has gone full ghost face.
392
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,757
- This is huge.
- And super problematic!
393
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,216
[whispers in normal voice] Go.
Now.
394
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,236
[as Weston] Thank you for
ghost-hunting for me, Cody.
395
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,054
It's truly shown me
how much y'all care.
396
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,598
Anyhoo, I'm ready to move on.
397
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,600
Y'all have helped me
ascend to principal heaven
398
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:36,853
where I will rest in peace.
Deuces, playas.
399
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,608
[speaking gibberish]
400
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,860
- [sighs]
- [Lily] Dale!
401
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,279
- Dale, are you okay?
- [gasps]
402
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,740
Whoa. What happened?
403
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:51,576
Don't freak out,
but Weston just used your body
404
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:54,412
as a vessel to help his spirit
peacefully transition
405
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:55,872
to the other side.
406
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,707
[cheering and whooping]
407
00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:01,419
And that's how you honor
your dead principal, baby.
408
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,798
Okay, say your Harry Potter
house on three.
409
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,342
One, two, three.
410
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,469
[both] None.
J.K. Rowling is canceled.
411
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,721
- [laughs] - [laughs] Oh, my God. Yes!
- [phones chime]
412
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,183
Wow, this funeral is going
to be intense.
413
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,477
The invite looks
like a music festival lineup.
414
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,979
Yeah, I'm glad
they're going balls to the wall.
415
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:21,648
It's what
Weston would have wanted.
416
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,775
Totally. So, listen, um...
417
00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:26,277
I know this is supposed to be
anonymous,
418
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:29,447
but do you, like, maybe want
to sit together tomorrow?
419
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:30,966
I never found
that shoulder to cry on,
420
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,992
- and I bet yours is perfect.
- [gasping]
421
00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:35,245
- [grunts]
- Hello?
422
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,622
Uh, yes, hi.
[chuckles] You know what?
423
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:40,709
Um, if you leave a seat open,
I'll be there.
424
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,293
Whew. Coast is clear.
425
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,129
I cannot believe that worked.
426
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,172
Okay, if you can just stay put
427
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,401
until after this Friday Service
Benny and Truman are hosting,
428
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:50,218
- I think we...
- Friday Service?!
429
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:53,638
On campus?! For me?!
That's genius!
430
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:55,932
I knew Benny and Tru
would come through!
431
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,226
I got to be there, Dale!
You got to make it happen!
432
00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:01,438
Dude, nuh-uh,
Principal Weston, no way.
433
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,856
I'm done helping you.
434
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:06,234
Look at me, Dale!
I'm a man with no Wi-Fi!
435
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,319
I got nothing left to lose!
436
00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:10,905
So, unless you want Lily
to know you write
437
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:14,159
"Mrs. Lily & Dale Foster"
in your damn Trapper Keeper,
438
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:17,537
you're gonna get me
into that funeral.
439
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:25,003
♪ ♪
440
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:27,756
- Uh...
- Do you think Tyrese'll be there?
441
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,120
He hit me with his car once,
so, you know, we kinda tight.
442
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:32,427
I just want to restate
how bad of an idea this is.
443
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:35,555
If you get caught,
the IRS will take you to jail.
444
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,348
Nah, this plan is bulletproof.
445
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,976
I'm-a pretend to be dead,
you slip me this air tank
446
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,687
before they close the casket,
I enjoy the funeral,
447
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,440
get buried, then boom,
you dig me up tomorrow morning.
448
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,942
Are you hearing what
you're saying, Principal Weston?
449
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,194
This is insane!
450
00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:50,528
Don't you understand, Dale?
451
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:53,948
I make bad decisions!
That's what I do!
452
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,826
Now help me sneak into the damn
coffin, you little bitch.
453
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,870
[indistinct chatter]
454
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:03,208
We are going to remember Weston
so fucking hard today.
455
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,877
Kleenex better come correct
with that sponsorship.
456
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:15,220
Ah! [grunting]
457
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:21,935
[groans] Gross,
who okayed a fake body?
458
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,728
Luis, I swear to God,
459
00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:26,022
I thought we was going
with a symbolic empty casket.
460
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,148
This is disgusting.
461
00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:29,484
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
462
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:31,444
[Benny] Places, people!
Let's go.
463
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,404
♪ ♪
464
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:38,660
[gasping, screaming]
465
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:42,038
- [choir vocalizing]
- Fairfax, we mourning.
466
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:46,793
We mourning a friend
and a mentor.
467
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,795
We mourning a flawed,
468
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:52,048
mortgaged-out-the-ass
motherfucker.
469
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:55,176
But... [sighs] we loved him.
470
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:58,680
We loved him,
didn't we, Fairfax?
471
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:03,726
Because he was our principal.
472
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,813
♪ Weston, rise up ♪
473
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,857
♪ Weston, rise up, yeah ♪
474
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:12,569
♪ Weston, walking, walking,
walking, walking ♪
475
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,822
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
476
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,157
- [cheering]
- ♪ Yeah ♪
477
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,537
Uh, uh, uh. Move, Tyrese.
I'm saving this for someone.
478
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:25,748
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪
479
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,542
Where is that little white boy?!
480
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,294
Ah!
481
00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:31,004
What the hell is happening?
482
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,673
When we heard Benny and Truman
were throwing a funeral
483
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:37,302
for Weston, we knew
we had to up our grieving game.
484
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:40,305
- Nobody out-grieves the Triangle.
- [both] Yeah!
485
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,348
What better way to pay
our respects
486
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:44,934
than with a flyover
parachute drop-in
487
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,228
alongside Weston's
first follower
488
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:49,981
and the homey
who helped his soul move on?
489
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:52,025
I have to get back
to the funeral!
490
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,109
They can't bury him!
491
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,320
Fastest way back is down,
my man.
492
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:56,738
- Let's go.
- What?
493
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,489
[all shouting]
494
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,158
[screaming]
495
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:04,370
And now, I will lead
the Esports team
496
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:07,665
in a Call of Duty 21-gun salute.
497
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:09,709
Ready! Salute.
498
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,169
[gunfire]
499
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:14,881
- Help! Help!
- [pounding]
500
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:16,591
[screaming]
501
00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:20,053
Holy shit!
502
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:21,721
Aah!
503
00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:25,099
Now, let us open
the retractable roof
504
00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:27,435
and release
the Doves of Remembrance
505
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:30,563
as we lower Weston
into the earth.
506
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:34,233
[cooing]
507
00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:36,637
[sputters] Didn't I meet you
at the Shelton-Stefani wedding
508
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:37,987
in Malibu?
509
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:46,871
Shit. Looks like I'm gonna get
my die on down here.
510
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:50,124
♪ ♪
511
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,336
Hey.
512
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,505
Ugh, you again.
What do you want?
513
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,591
It's me. Operator 24601.
514
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:02,387
Weston's your grief.
I'm your relief.
515
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:06,349
You? I... I wanted it to be...
516
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,811
- Fairfax Middle! It's Cody and the Triangle.
- [cheering]
517
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,229
Coming to you live from the sky
518
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:12,855
with Weston's
number one follower,
519
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,942
- our boy Dale Rubin.
- Aah...!
520
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,695
Look up to the sky
if you love Weston.
521
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:21,155
And special thanks
to Benny and Truman
522
00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:23,366
for being our opening act.
523
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,118
Very cute job.
524
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:27,495
[groans] That motherfucker.
525
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,834
Cubby, hit 'em with a chemtrail.
526
00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:36,713
[whooping]
527
00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,932
- [cheering]
- Holy shit, that's so much better
528
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,427
than doves and fire dancers!
529
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:44,762
[groaning]
530
00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:47,932
No, no. [grunting]
531
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:50,768
Weston. Weston. No.
532
00:21:50,852 --> 00:21:54,897
[crying] No! I'm too late.
533
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:57,233
He's really dead,
and it's all my fault!
534
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,735
[all] Aw...
535
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,029
[crying] No. No!
536
00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:04,365
Get it together, Weston.
537
00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:05,616
You can't die.
538
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,785
Imagine how sad
those kids would be.
539
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:12,040
- [crying]
- Let it out, homey.
540
00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:14,292
I can't take it anymore!
541
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,836
I can't stand the lies!
542
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:18,713
I have a confession to make.
543
00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:20,673
- Principal Weston is...
- [screaming]
544
00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:22,717
- Alive!
- [screams]
545
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,343
- Aah!
- [gasping]
546
00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:26,304
Relax, y'all, I'm not a zombie.
547
00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:28,222
I just faked my death.
548
00:22:28,306 --> 00:22:29,891
But I never would have
549
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:32,143
if I knew how much you kids
cared about me.
550
00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:35,063
- [booing]
- Boo, you're a liar!
551
00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:36,957
- We liked you better when you were just a memory.
- Liar.
552
00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:38,900
Ooh! Damn, B!
553
00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:40,485
Just when we were
about to blow up.
554
00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:42,171
I can no longer be associated
with this service.
555
00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:44,906
- Let's get the fuck out of here.
- [booing, jeering]
556
00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:46,991
Where the hell were you
with the air tank, Dale?
557
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,534
I almost died because of you.
558
00:22:48,618 --> 00:22:51,079
He knew
the whole frigging time?!
559
00:22:51,162 --> 00:22:54,957
- [booing]
- No, Lily. Wait! [grunting]
560
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:57,293
[chuckles] That is insane,
right?
561
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,979
I'm so sorry. Where were we?
You were about to say
562
00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:01,065
that you meant all that stuff
you said to me on the phone?
563
00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:02,131
I don't know, Derica.
564
00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:03,508
This is all super weird.
565
00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:05,468
That was when Weston was dead.
I'm just...
566
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:06,928
I'm just really confused
right now.
567
00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:09,764
I'm sorry. I just...
I have to go call Nabisco!
568
00:23:09,847 --> 00:23:12,058
- [crying]
- Wait, I... [groans]
569
00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:13,476
[booing]
570
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,978
I'm handing out detentions
to anyone booing.
571
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:18,564
Luis, you better put
that apple down.
572
00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:20,650
[grunts] My nuts!
573
00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:22,568
♪ The block is hot ♪
574
00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:24,612
♪ ♪
575
00:23:32,662 --> 00:23:33,830
♪ The block is hot ♪
576
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:36,374
♪ ♪
577
00:23:44,215 --> 00:23:45,591
♪ The block is hot ♪
578
00:23:45,675 --> 00:23:47,635
♪ ♪
579
00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:57,645
♪ The block is hot ♪ ♪
580
00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:10,658
Chirp.