1 00:00:05,965 --> 00:00:07,133 [school bell rings] 2 00:00:07,216 --> 00:00:09,093 [Mr. Hernandez] Um, well, it really wasn't 3 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:11,137 until the Drake versus Pusha T beef 4 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:13,264 of 2017, that, uh, 5 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:16,767 bringing up a secret love child was-was-was fair game. 6 00:00:16,851 --> 00:00:18,728 [notifications chiming] 7 00:00:18,811 --> 00:00:20,855 [gasps] Holy shit. 8 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:21,938 What is it, dude? 9 00:00:21,981 --> 00:00:24,817 - [Benny] Weston's dead! - [others gasping] 10 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:26,902 - Oh, shit! - Uh, okay, okay, okay, okay. 11 00:00:26,986 --> 00:00:28,255 - [phones chiming] - Uh, car crash. 12 00:00:28,279 --> 00:00:30,364 Toxicology report came back inconclusive. 13 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:31,657 FairFactor's reporting 14 00:00:31,741 --> 00:00:33,576 Mr. Hernandez was in the car, too! 15 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:35,995 I'm not dead. I'm right here. 16 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:37,788 I can't believe he's gone. 17 00:00:37,872 --> 00:00:39,623 I already miss him so hard. 18 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:41,507 I just hope he's up there in principal heaven, 19 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,210 just balls deep in angels. 20 00:00:43,294 --> 00:00:45,087 Oh, this is so awful. 21 00:00:45,171 --> 00:00:46,589 My grandpa died when I was six, 22 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:49,258 and now he lives in a Folgers jar on the mantel. 23 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:52,928 Yo, #WeAreWeston is the number one trending topic. 24 00:00:53,012 --> 00:00:55,347 Damn! Arthur Wong broke 5,000 likes 25 00:00:55,431 --> 00:00:56,951 just for posting an old detention slip. 26 00:00:57,016 --> 00:00:59,393 Shut the fuck up! Melody's going live! 27 00:00:59,477 --> 00:01:02,605 [voice breaking] Hey, Fairfax fam, it's me, Melody. 28 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:05,441 Um, obvi, it's with great sadness 29 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:07,234 and a supes heavy heart 30 00:01:07,318 --> 00:01:10,988 that I confirm Principal Weston's death. 31 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,364 [inhales deeply] 32 00:01:12,448 --> 00:01:14,408 I'll be leaning on my Harpsichords 33 00:01:14,492 --> 00:01:17,745 and, of course, eating lots of Nabisco Nilla Wafers. 34 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:20,956 Swipe up and enter promo code deadprincipal 35 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:23,459 to get ten percent off all Nabisco products 36 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:26,045 for a limited time. [cries] 37 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:29,131 Nabisco Nilla Wafers, simple goodness. 38 00:01:29,215 --> 00:01:30,216 [cries] 39 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:32,218 ♪ Oh... ♪ 40 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:33,803 - ♪ Waitin' for the... ♪ - ♪ Drop ♪ 41 00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:35,513 - ♪ Waitin' for... ♪ - ♪ The drop ♪ 42 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:38,224 - ♪ Waitin' for the ♪ - ♪ Oh... ♪ 43 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:39,892 ♪ Waitin' for the ♪ ♪ 44 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:44,647 - [crying] - A Nilla Wafer death announcement? 45 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:46,398 So performative. So desperate! 46 00:01:46,482 --> 00:01:48,234 How does Melody live with herself? 47 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:50,903 Totally. Did any of you catch that promo code? 48 00:01:50,986 --> 00:01:53,739 'Cause... [exhales] I'm gonna be grieving a lot tonight. 49 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:57,326 Dale, homey, you okay? 50 00:01:57,409 --> 00:01:59,829 [sobbing] No. I mean, yes. I mean, no, not yes. 51 00:01:59,912 --> 00:02:02,248 I just... Oh, I think I need a minute. 52 00:02:02,331 --> 00:02:04,416 Ey, ey, ey, ey, ey, don't fight the tears, bruh. 53 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:06,752 Denial is the first stage of P. Diddy's stages of grief. 54 00:02:06,836 --> 00:02:10,548 - Stage two: drop a sad yet tasteful banger. - [crying] 55 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:14,718 - Man, P-Dubs' death is hitting Fairfax hard, bruh. - [bell chimes] 56 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:16,679 What?! Tommy G is making charcoal ice cream 57 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:18,180 in Weston's honor? 58 00:02:18,264 --> 00:02:20,224 Fuck, that's a delicious way to honor somebody. 59 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:22,768 You know what? I'm gonna reactivate my grief hotline 60 00:02:22,852 --> 00:02:24,871 from when Yung Polluter died for, like, three hours. 61 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:26,897 That's how I'm gonna honor Weston. 62 00:02:26,981 --> 00:02:28,232 - Good idea. - Sick, D. 63 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:31,318 Bro, everybody's doing something except for us! 64 00:02:31,402 --> 00:02:33,404 - [phone beeps] - [crying loudly] 65 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,865 Why, God, why? 66 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:37,133 - [phone beeps] - You get that? 67 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,118 [sobbing] Oh, God! 68 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:41,287 Why are you crying, Dale? 69 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:43,831 Because you hardly got to know him. 70 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:48,419 [gasps] Dang it, poked myself in the eye again. 71 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:49,879 [chuckles] I'm such a klutz. 72 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:53,340 [crying] Oh, God. 73 00:02:53,424 --> 00:02:55,259 Get it together, you dingus. 74 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:56,552 Okay. 75 00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:59,513 Maybe I just need some comfort food. 76 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:02,683 Baked Bean Bar? 77 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:04,435 Huh, I'm feeling better already. 78 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:05,978 [beeping] 79 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:07,813 - [whirring] - [rumbling] 80 00:03:07,897 --> 00:03:09,607 Whoa. 81 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,358 Huh? 82 00:03:15,446 --> 00:03:17,448 [Jules] ♪ No, n-n-no, no, no, Weston ♪ 83 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,450 ♪ Why'd your car drop off that cliff? ♪ 84 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:23,329 ♪ I miss you, I miss you ♪ ♪ 85 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:25,998 Damn, that's gonna get him at least, like, 20,000 likes. 86 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:27,791 How are we gonna honor Weston, bruh? 87 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,686 I-I feel like people are waiting for our response. 88 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,587 - We're Westy's guys. - You're right. 89 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:33,047 What would Weston want us to do? 90 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:35,341 For him? For us? 91 00:03:36,050 --> 00:03:37,968 [squawks] 92 00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:39,720 He'd want us to go big. 93 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:43,265 - [phone ringing] - [cell phone vibrating] 94 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,434 Operator 24601. 95 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:47,561 Weston's your grief. I'm your relief. 96 00:03:47,645 --> 00:03:49,730 [griever] Um, I'm just really upset 97 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:52,483 because my Weston post isn't popping off on the Gram 98 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:53,919 - like I thought it would. - [groans] Are you serious? 99 00:03:53,943 --> 00:03:55,152 Try using better hashtags. 100 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,988 This isn't an excuse to go fishing for likes! 101 00:03:58,072 --> 00:03:59,490 - [ringing] - [vibrating] 102 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,033 Operator 24601. 103 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:02,785 Weston's your grief. I'm your relief. 104 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:06,455 [griever 2] So, I accidentally posted about Weston twice, 105 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:08,707 and I'm worried that if I delete one of them, 106 00:04:08,791 --> 00:04:11,293 um, my followers will think I'm insensitive. 107 00:04:11,377 --> 00:04:13,545 I-I'm sorry. This is a grief hotline. 108 00:04:13,629 --> 00:04:15,839 God! Y'all are thirsty as fuck for death clout! 109 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:18,384 - [ringing] - [vibrating] 110 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:20,594 [sighs] Operator 24601. 111 00:04:20,678 --> 00:04:22,763 Weston's your grief. I'm your relief. 112 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:24,848 [girl crying] 113 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:28,602 Hey. Hey, it's okay to cry. 114 00:04:28,686 --> 00:04:29,979 Look, losing a principal can feel 115 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:31,397 like losing a distant cousin. 116 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,190 I totally understand how you're feeling. 117 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:36,402 You do? Oh, my God. That's so litty. 118 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:39,947 [whispers] Oh, my God. It's Melody. 119 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:42,282 Yeah, just know I'm here for you. 120 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:44,868 Do you want to talk about your favorite Weston memories? 121 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:45,869 Well, like, 122 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,621 not many people know this, 123 00:04:47,705 --> 00:04:50,290 but this one time, he, like, shit his pants 124 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:51,583 at the ice cream social. 125 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:55,379 No way! Yo, savage! 126 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:58,966 Yeah, it was so bad I had to let him borrow my track pants. 127 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:02,094 It was crazy, he wore them to a school board meeting. 128 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:03,971 Oh, my God, he did not! 129 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:07,433 Hello? 130 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:09,685 I-Is somebody there? 131 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:15,816 - [hisses] - [cries out] 132 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:17,109 [gasps] 133 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:19,319 Of course your basic ass would buy 134 00:05:19,403 --> 00:05:20,696 the baked bean bar. 135 00:05:20,779 --> 00:05:22,865 Principal Weston?! But... 136 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:25,075 But... you're dead. 137 00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:26,994 Nah, I just faked my own death 138 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:29,163 and Parasited myself in this here bunker, 139 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:31,999 - just like the movie. - I don't understand. 140 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:33,709 Why would you fake your own death? 141 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:36,211 Pshh. Some IRS bullshit. 142 00:05:36,295 --> 00:05:38,088 - Huh? - What do you want me to say?! 143 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:39,506 I'm in over my head, Dale! 144 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:41,550 I have 45 credit cards! All Discover! 145 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:44,344 The retractable arena roof came in 100K over budget, 146 00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:47,181 and the IRS is up my ass until next Tuesday! 147 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:48,599 What about your poor wife? 148 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,142 You can't just pretend you're dead. 149 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:52,686 Look, I'm-a need you to keep this between us. 150 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:54,521 You picking up what I'm putting down? 151 00:05:54,605 --> 00:05:55,981 But, Principal Weston... 152 00:05:56,065 --> 00:05:57,983 lying is against Scout code. 153 00:05:58,067 --> 00:05:59,667 I don't know if I can keep this a secret. 154 00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:01,087 - You better keep it a secret! - [gasps] 155 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:03,197 Otherwise, I'm-a tell that little white girl, 156 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,157 what's-her-name, that you got a crush on her. 157 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,909 [gasps] You mean Lily? 158 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:10,037 Bingo! Lily. I'm-a tell Lily you got a crush on her. 159 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,440 How do you even know that? I haven't told anyone about her. 160 00:06:12,498 --> 00:06:14,083 I know what I need to know, Dale! 161 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:15,584 It's my principal training. 162 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:18,087 Also, I'm-a need you to get me some supplies. 163 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:19,922 Just off the top of my head, I'm thinking: 164 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,548 Slim Jims, beard trimmer, Prilosec, 165 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:23,634 a 50-inch LED with NFL Sunday Ticket, 166 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,427 and one of them Amazon Fire Sticks. 167 00:06:25,511 --> 00:06:28,305 Young Putin's coming back, and I don't want to miss it. 168 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:32,142 - It's like Young Sheldon, but Russian and dangerous. - But... 169 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:34,019 But what, Dale?! 170 00:06:34,103 --> 00:06:35,646 Maybe I should just DM Cody 171 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,290 and let him know you're all about his girl. 172 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:38,398 You wouldn't! 173 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:40,234 - Wouldn't I? - [notification chimes] 174 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:43,070 Oh, wait a minute. Hold on. 175 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:45,489 - This can't be. - Oh, God, what now? 176 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:51,495 [echoing] I'm trending! 177 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,580 - [gasping] - [screaming] 178 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:55,874 Whoa, ghost alert. 179 00:06:58,168 --> 00:07:00,462 Now, if you take a step to your right, 180 00:07:00,546 --> 00:07:03,924 you'll notice Principal Weston's personal bathroom. 181 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:05,926 Feel free to snap a pic on the throne. 182 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,637 As you head out, don't forget to tag 183 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,472 your favorite sadbois, Benny and Truman, 184 00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:12,474 using the hashtag WestonExperience. 185 00:07:12,558 --> 00:07:15,102 And check out our SoundCloud for an exclusive mixtape 186 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,813 of unreleased principal announcements: 187 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:19,148 Weston After Death. 188 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:21,084 - [hip-hop music playing] - [scratching records] 189 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:23,193 [Weston] ♪ Just a reminder, it's Follow Friday ♪ 190 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:26,321 ♪ F-F-F-Follow Friday, and if you haven't already ♪ ♪ 191 00:07:26,405 --> 00:07:28,365 - [music stops] - Okay, I'm shutting down this area 192 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,868 - for official Triangle ghost-hunting business. - [both grunt] 193 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:34,788 Hey, yo, bro. We're mourning in here. 194 00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:37,249 Yeah, this is our tribute. Get the hell out of here, Cody. 195 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:39,585 You did the best you could, and you failed. 196 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:42,796 So here we go. Cub, let's get a full EMP scan going. 197 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:45,549 There, there, and, oh, that looks like a very hot corner. 198 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:47,301 [girl] Hunting Weston's ghost is, like, 199 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:48,760 such a great way to honor him. 200 00:07:48,844 --> 00:07:50,530 [boy] Yeah, way better than Benny and Truman's thing. 201 00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:53,265 - [groans] That motherfucker. - Damn, bro, now what? 202 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:55,392 Ah, fuck. 203 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:59,813 - Hey, dude. - Hey, guys. Shot in the dark, does anyone have 204 00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:02,024 an NFL Sunday Ticket login I can borrow? 205 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:03,859 Bruh, we didn't want to say anything, 206 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:06,486 - but it's a little sus that you haven't posted yet. - [scoffs] 207 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:08,488 Yeah, dawg. People are starting to talk. 208 00:08:08,572 --> 00:08:10,407 You were his only follower. 209 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,909 - That's like next of kin. - Uh... 210 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,303 You guys will not believe who I talked to 211 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:14,369 on the grief hotline. 212 00:08:14,453 --> 00:08:16,013 Yo, isn't that supposed to be anonymous? 213 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:18,457 Melody. Turns out she was contractually obligated 214 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:21,084 to post the Nabisco ad and was, like, super torn about it. 215 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:22,794 God, I was so wrong about her. 216 00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:25,130 We talked for hours. It was actually kind of magical. 217 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:26,965 Like, we laughed, we cried. 218 00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:29,635 [gasps] How do you guys think I should play this? 219 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:31,803 My instincts are all over the place. 220 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:33,472 Maybe go talk to her. I don't know. 221 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:35,390 Man, don't play games with her, girl. 222 00:08:35,474 --> 00:08:36,725 You know she wants the D. 223 00:08:39,478 --> 00:08:40,729 You're totally right. 224 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:42,652 She could probably use an IRL friend right now. 225 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:45,651 Can I, uh... can I tell you guys something? 226 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:47,402 It's ju... it's been eating me alive. 227 00:08:47,486 --> 00:08:48,737 Ow! 228 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:51,323 ♪ ♪ 229 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,077 I, uh... [sucks teeth] 230 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,412 I'm ready to post about Principal Weston. 231 00:08:57,496 --> 00:08:59,873 Just wanted to see if you guys had any thoughts. 232 00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:02,292 My thought is, as long as you don't upstream us, 233 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:03,794 I don't give a shit. 234 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:06,004 Hey, Melody. 235 00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:07,339 Look, I just wanted to say, 236 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:09,132 I know you and Weston were close and... 237 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:10,759 Hello, are you blind? 238 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,302 Do you not see the line? 239 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:13,470 Yeah! 240 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:16,139 Hold up. Are you signing Nilla Wafers? 241 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,850 I can't begin to tell you how problematic that is. 242 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:21,603 Then don't. What are you, the fucking grief police? 243 00:09:21,687 --> 00:09:22,980 No, I just... 244 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,606 I thought you were different. 245 00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:27,567 Nope, I'm not. Bye, bitch. 246 00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:29,069 [groaning] 247 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:33,407 Hey, Dale. Are you doing okay? 248 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:35,367 Um, I saw you crying earlier, and... 249 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,703 Oh, no, that? I just got baked beans stuck in my eye. 250 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,913 No, I-I actually think it's-it's cool 251 00:09:39,997 --> 00:09:42,332 that you're in touch with your feelings, you know? 252 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:45,711 To be totally honest, dating a prank lord like Cody, 253 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:47,629 it's hard to know how he really feels. 254 00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:50,007 Like, everything with him is a joke, you know? 255 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:53,176 Well, I'm always honest with myself and others. 256 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,554 What do we have here? 257 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:58,682 Prilosec, Slim Jims, a gas generator? 258 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,310 This is all stuff Weston loves. What are you doing with it? 259 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:04,646 Huh, what am I doing with it? What am I doing with it? 260 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:07,524 I guess I just wanted to be closer to him. 261 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,319 I-I can't help but feel like he's still in the school. 262 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:12,446 You know, trying to connect with me. 263 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,990 And the Slim Jims help me snap into my feelings. 264 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:17,367 ♪ ♪ 265 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:25,208 Sick. He's a medium, ladies and gentlemen. 266 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:28,587 - Wow, Dale. That's so spiritual of you. - Uh... 267 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,131 Shu had the genius idea to search every nook and cranny 268 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:32,883 of this place for Weston's ghost tonight. 269 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,427 What do you say, huh? We could really use a medium. 270 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:37,637 Cub, let's hook Dale up with a romper, okay? 271 00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:40,807 I'm thinking a kids' small. 272 00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:42,726 Oh, geez. No, I-I don't know, Cody. 273 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,354 - Are you sure that's a good idea? - Course I do. 274 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:48,940 Come on, amigo. Let's turn this triangle into a diamond. 275 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:51,068 - But what about Lily? - Don't worry about her. 276 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:54,404 - She's my diamond. - Cody! [giggles] 277 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,156 See you tonight, Dale. 278 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:58,950 Uh... Okay. Okay. 279 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,036 Dale, check it. 280 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,829 Fairfax Chabad is sitting shiva 281 00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:04,873 for your boy, and I ain't even Jewish. 282 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:06,625 Mazel tov to you, Principal Weston. 283 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,126 That's very exciting, 284 00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:11,129 but what I'm about to say is of the utmost importance. 285 00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:12,964 Cody and the Triangle are coming 286 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:15,175 to honor/hunt your ghost tonight. 287 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:17,344 Under absolutely no circumstances 288 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,012 can you leave this bunker. 289 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:21,973 - Hey! Are you even listening? - Uh-huh, yeah. I got it, man. 290 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,725 Just sit tight. Now do me a favor 291 00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:25,870 and throw that flat screen up on the wall over there. 292 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,354 You brought the mount, right? 293 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:28,563 [Benny panting] 294 00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:30,273 I can't even keep up with the posts! 295 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,627 - My fingies are fast, but this is insane. - [notifications chiming] 296 00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:34,569 Bruh, it just won't stop. 297 00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:36,822 Yung Polluter just announced the Litter Gang is doing 298 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,323 an honorary Hour of No Polluting. 299 00:11:38,407 --> 00:11:41,159 BTS just retweeted Jules and 'Manda's TikTok tribute. 300 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,412 We're getting buried in the feed, man. 301 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,580 [gasps] That's it! 302 00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:46,724 That's how we're gonna honor him. 303 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:48,500 We're gonna bury this motherfucker. 304 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:51,002 We're gonna give him the funeral of a lifetime. 305 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:53,922 And who better to throw the Super Bowl-level service 306 00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:56,174 - Weston would have wanted than us? - Okay. 307 00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:58,385 So just off the top of the dome, I'm thinking like 308 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:02,013 if Kanye's Sunday Service fucked the NBA All-Star Weekend, 309 00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:04,391 - but sad. - Yo, my G. 310 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:08,061 When you are on, you are on. Ha! 311 00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:09,563 You handle the music and lighting. 312 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,064 I'm gonna call my dove guy. 313 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:14,067 Bitch gonna tell me there's a line? [stammers] 314 00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:16,754 - The only line you care about is the bottom line! - [phone ringing] 315 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:21,032 Oh. No. She. Did. Not. Ugh. 316 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:22,617 Operator 24601. 317 00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:24,619 Weston's your grief. I'm your relief. 318 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:26,997 [crying] I'm sorry I keep bothering you. 319 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,249 It's just... something happened 320 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,001 at school today. 321 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,086 I'm listening. 322 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:35,130 I was so rude to this girl. 323 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:37,507 Oh, okay. Do you want to talk about it? 324 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,551 Well, like, she came up to me at lunch and, like, 325 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:42,637 tried to be nice to me, but I totally bitched her out. 326 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,723 And I don't know why I'm acting this way. 327 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,893 Oh, honey, that's okay. You're grieving. 328 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:50,187 Everybody knows anger is the third stage 329 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,105 of the P. Diddy stages of grief. 330 00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:54,441 Well, this girl said I was problematic. 331 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,693 And honestly, like, she's right. 332 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,111 I mean, she would know. 333 00:12:58,195 --> 00:13:01,114 She's, like, really smart and, like, really woke. 334 00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:04,493 - I bet she is. - I'm just so tied up in being this influencer 335 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,578 that I... I don't know, I-I just... 336 00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,955 Lash out at people because you're forced to put on a face 337 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,416 - for all these brands? - Exactly. 338 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,210 God, you're so great to talk to. 339 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,170 I feel like you're the only person 340 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,796 I can be myself with. 341 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:20,550 Thanks. Um, I like talking to you, too. 342 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:26,890 Yesterday, Principal Weston's spirit came to me, Cody, 343 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,976 and asked me to help him with some unfinished business. 344 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,662 - [distorted voice] Business... business... - [child laughing] 345 00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:35,482 [Cody] So now myself and a team of experts 346 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:37,317 are going to honor Weston 347 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,736 the most charitable way we know how: 348 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,656 by helping his ghost ascend to principal heaven. 349 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:45,051 - [distorted voice] Or hell. - [Cody] We've locked the doors. 350 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,493 We've cut the Wi-Fi. 351 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:50,163 This is Impractical Ghosters. 352 00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:51,706 - [electrical whirring] - [beeping] 353 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,416 Mm. Mm. 354 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,544 - Yo, Dale. Come here. - Uh... 355 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:58,046 Lily said she saw you crying in the hallway earlier. 356 00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:01,174 If you ever want to cry together, shoot me a DM. 357 00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:03,343 I'm always here for you. 358 00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:06,721 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 359 00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:08,199 Uh, you know what? You guys go ahead. 360 00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:09,558 I'm gonna check over there. 361 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:10,993 Getting a lot of medium interference. 362 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,185 Need a little space. 363 00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,229 Oh! Split up to cover more ground. 364 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,064 Good thinking. 365 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,900 What are you doing out of the bunker? 366 00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:20,193 [whispers] They cut the Wi-Fi. 367 00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:21,570 You got to get out of here. 368 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:22,988 The Triangle's gonna find you. 369 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:26,074 Please, I'm begging you. Lily's with them. 370 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:28,326 Fine, nature boy. Give me a boost. 371 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,537 - [Weston grunting] - [Dale] Ow. Ow. Ah. 372 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,223 - My neck doesn't bend that way. - [grunts] 373 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:33,081 [thud] 374 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:34,708 Wait. You guys hear that? 375 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,376 Oh, no. 376 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:39,087 Man, what the fuck am I gonna do with gray doves, Frank? 377 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,381 Service is tomorrow, man! Give me them white bitches! 378 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,550 Oh, ey, what do you think, homey? 379 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:46,136 V tasteful? V exclusive? Hmm? 380 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,264 Well, paint 'em white, Frank. 381 00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:50,765 This is a funeral! 382 00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:52,809 - [insects trilling] - [light crackling] 383 00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,399 - [gasps] Whoa. - [others yelp] 384 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,570 [speaking gibberish] 385 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,782 Oh, my God! What is happening?! 386 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,869 Dale? Dale, bro? Can you hear me? 387 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,621 [imitating Weston] Hey, hey. What it do? 388 00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,039 What it do, students? 389 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,624 It's your boy P-Dubs. 390 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,667 Holy fucking shit. 391 00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:20,837 Dale, our medium, has gone full ghost face. 392 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,757 - This is huge. - And super problematic! 393 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,216 [whispers in normal voice] Go. Now. 394 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,236 [as Weston] Thank you for ghost-hunting for me, Cody. 395 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,054 It's truly shown me how much y'all care. 396 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,598 Anyhoo, I'm ready to move on. 397 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,600 Y'all have helped me ascend to principal heaven 398 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:36,853 where I will rest in peace. Deuces, playas. 399 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,608 [speaking gibberish] 400 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,860 - [sighs] - [Lily] Dale! 401 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,279 - Dale, are you okay? - [gasps] 402 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,740 Whoa. What happened? 403 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:51,576 Don't freak out, but Weston just used your body 404 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:54,412 as a vessel to help his spirit peacefully transition 405 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:55,872 to the other side. 406 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,707 [cheering and whooping] 407 00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:01,419 And that's how you honor your dead principal, baby. 408 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,798 Okay, say your Harry Potter house on three. 409 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,342 One, two, three. 410 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,469 [both] None. J.K. Rowling is canceled. 411 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,721 - [laughs] - [laughs] Oh, my God. Yes! - [phones chime] 412 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,183 Wow, this funeral is going to be intense. 413 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,477 The invite looks like a music festival lineup. 414 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,979 Yeah, I'm glad they're going balls to the wall. 415 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:21,648 It's what Weston would have wanted. 416 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,775 Totally. So, listen, um... 417 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:26,277 I know this is supposed to be anonymous, 418 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:29,447 but do you, like, maybe want to sit together tomorrow? 419 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:30,966 I never found that shoulder to cry on, 420 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,992 - and I bet yours is perfect. - [gasping] 421 00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:35,245 - [grunts] - Hello? 422 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,622 Uh, yes, hi. [chuckles] You know what? 423 00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:40,709 Um, if you leave a seat open, I'll be there. 424 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,293 Whew. Coast is clear. 425 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,129 I cannot believe that worked. 426 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,172 Okay, if you can just stay put 427 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,401 until after this Friday Service Benny and Truman are hosting, 428 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:50,218 - I think we... - Friday Service?! 429 00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:53,638 On campus?! For me?! That's genius! 430 00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:55,932 I knew Benny and Tru would come through! 431 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,226 I got to be there, Dale! You got to make it happen! 432 00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:01,438 Dude, nuh-uh, Principal Weston, no way. 433 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,856 I'm done helping you. 434 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:06,234 Look at me, Dale! I'm a man with no Wi-Fi! 435 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,319 I got nothing left to lose! 436 00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:10,905 So, unless you want Lily to know you write 437 00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:14,159 "Mrs. Lily & Dale Foster" in your damn Trapper Keeper, 438 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:17,537 you're gonna get me into that funeral. 439 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:25,003 ♪ ♪ 440 00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:27,756 - Uh... - Do you think Tyrese'll be there? 441 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,120 He hit me with his car once, so, you know, we kinda tight. 442 00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:32,427 I just want to restate how bad of an idea this is. 443 00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:35,555 If you get caught, the IRS will take you to jail. 444 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,348 Nah, this plan is bulletproof. 445 00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,976 I'm-a pretend to be dead, you slip me this air tank 446 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,687 before they close the casket, I enjoy the funeral, 447 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,440 get buried, then boom, you dig me up tomorrow morning. 448 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,942 Are you hearing what you're saying, Principal Weston? 449 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,194 This is insane! 450 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:50,528 Don't you understand, Dale? 451 00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:53,948 I make bad decisions! That's what I do! 452 00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,826 Now help me sneak into the damn coffin, you little bitch. 453 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,870 [indistinct chatter] 454 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:03,208 We are going to remember Weston so fucking hard today. 455 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,877 Kleenex better come correct with that sponsorship. 456 00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:15,220 Ah! [grunting] 457 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:21,935 [groans] Gross, who okayed a fake body? 458 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,728 Luis, I swear to God, 459 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:26,022 I thought we was going with a symbolic empty casket. 460 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,148 This is disgusting. 461 00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:29,484 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 462 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:31,444 [Benny] Places, people! Let's go. 463 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,404 ♪ ♪ 464 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:38,660 [gasping, screaming] 465 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:42,038 - [choir vocalizing] - Fairfax, we mourning. 466 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:46,793 We mourning a friend and a mentor. 467 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,795 We mourning a flawed, 468 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:52,048 mortgaged-out-the-ass motherfucker. 469 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:55,176 But... [sighs] we loved him. 470 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:58,680 We loved him, didn't we, Fairfax? 471 00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:03,726 Because he was our principal. 472 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,813 ♪ Weston, rise up ♪ 473 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,857 ♪ Weston, rise up, yeah ♪ 474 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:12,569 ♪ Weston, walking, walking, walking, walking ♪ 475 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,822 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 476 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,157 - [cheering] - ♪ Yeah ♪ 477 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,537 Uh, uh, uh. Move, Tyrese. I'm saving this for someone. 478 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:25,748 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ 479 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,542 Where is that little white boy?! 480 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,294 Ah! 481 00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:31,004 What the hell is happening? 482 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,673 When we heard Benny and Truman were throwing a funeral 483 00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:37,302 for Weston, we knew we had to up our grieving game. 484 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:40,305 - Nobody out-grieves the Triangle. - [both] Yeah! 485 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,348 What better way to pay our respects 486 00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:44,934 than with a flyover parachute drop-in 487 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,228 alongside Weston's first follower 488 00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:49,981 and the homey who helped his soul move on? 489 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:52,025 I have to get back to the funeral! 490 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,109 They can't bury him! 491 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,320 Fastest way back is down, my man. 492 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:56,738 - Let's go. - What? 493 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,489 [all shouting] 494 00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,158 [screaming] 495 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:04,370 And now, I will lead the Esports team 496 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:07,665 in a Call of Duty 21-gun salute. 497 00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:09,709 Ready! Salute. 498 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,169 [gunfire] 499 00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:14,881 - Help! Help! - [pounding] 500 00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:16,591 [screaming] 501 00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:20,053 Holy shit! 502 00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:21,721 Aah! 503 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:25,099 Now, let us open the retractable roof 504 00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:27,435 and release the Doves of Remembrance 505 00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:30,563 as we lower Weston into the earth. 506 00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:34,233 [cooing] 507 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:36,637 [sputters] Didn't I meet you at the Shelton-Stefani wedding 508 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:37,987 in Malibu? 509 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:46,871 Shit. Looks like I'm gonna get my die on down here. 510 00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:50,124 ♪ ♪ 511 00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,336 Hey. 512 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,505 Ugh, you again. What do you want? 513 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,591 It's me. Operator 24601. 514 00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:02,387 Weston's your grief. I'm your relief. 515 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:06,349 You? I... I wanted it to be... 516 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,811 - Fairfax Middle! It's Cody and the Triangle. - [cheering] 517 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,229 Coming to you live from the sky 518 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:12,855 with Weston's number one follower, 519 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,942 - our boy Dale Rubin. - Aah...! 520 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,695 Look up to the sky if you love Weston. 521 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:21,155 And special thanks to Benny and Truman 522 00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:23,366 for being our opening act. 523 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,118 Very cute job. 524 00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:27,495 [groans] That motherfucker. 525 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,834 Cubby, hit 'em with a chemtrail. 526 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:36,713 [whooping] 527 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,932 - [cheering] - Holy shit, that's so much better 528 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,427 than doves and fire dancers! 529 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:44,762 [groaning] 530 00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:47,932 No, no. [grunting] 531 00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:50,768 Weston. Weston. No. 532 00:21:50,852 --> 00:21:54,897 [crying] No! I'm too late. 533 00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:57,233 He's really dead, and it's all my fault! 534 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,735 [all] Aw... 535 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,029 [crying] No. No! 536 00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:04,365 Get it together, Weston. 537 00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:05,616 You can't die. 538 00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,785 Imagine how sad those kids would be. 539 00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:12,040 - [crying] - Let it out, homey. 540 00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:14,292 I can't take it anymore! 541 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,836 I can't stand the lies! 542 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:18,713 I have a confession to make. 543 00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:20,673 - Principal Weston is... - [screaming] 544 00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:22,717 - Alive! - [screams] 545 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,343 - Aah! - [gasping] 546 00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:26,304 Relax, y'all, I'm not a zombie. 547 00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:28,222 I just faked my death. 548 00:22:28,306 --> 00:22:29,891 But I never would have 549 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:32,143 if I knew how much you kids cared about me. 550 00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:35,063 - [booing] - Boo, you're a liar! 551 00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:36,957 - We liked you better when you were just a memory. - Liar. 552 00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:38,900 Ooh! Damn, B! 553 00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:40,485 Just when we were about to blow up. 554 00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:42,171 I can no longer be associated with this service. 555 00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:44,906 - Let's get the fuck out of here. - [booing, jeering] 556 00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:46,991 Where the hell were you with the air tank, Dale? 557 00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,534 I almost died because of you. 558 00:22:48,618 --> 00:22:51,079 He knew the whole frigging time?! 559 00:22:51,162 --> 00:22:54,957 - [booing] - No, Lily. Wait! [grunting] 560 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:57,293 [chuckles] That is insane, right? 561 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,979 I'm so sorry. Where were we? You were about to say 562 00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:01,065 that you meant all that stuff you said to me on the phone? 563 00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:02,131 I don't know, Derica. 564 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:03,508 This is all super weird. 565 00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:05,468 That was when Weston was dead. I'm just... 566 00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:06,928 I'm just really confused right now. 567 00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:09,764 I'm sorry. I just... I have to go call Nabisco! 568 00:23:09,847 --> 00:23:12,058 - [crying] - Wait, I... [groans] 569 00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:13,476 [booing] 570 00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,978 I'm handing out detentions to anyone booing. 571 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:18,564 Luis, you better put that apple down. 572 00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:20,650 [grunts] My nuts! 573 00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:22,568 ♪ The block is hot ♪ 574 00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:24,612 ♪ ♪ 575 00:23:32,662 --> 00:23:33,830 ♪ The block is hot ♪ 576 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:36,374 ♪ ♪ 577 00:23:44,215 --> 00:23:45,591 ♪ The block is hot ♪ 578 00:23:45,675 --> 00:23:47,635 ♪ ♪ 579 00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:57,645 ♪ The block is hot ♪ ♪ 580 00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:10,658 Chirp.