1 00:00:06,383 --> 00:00:08,302 - Woah. - Yo! 2 00:00:08,385 --> 00:00:10,220 I can't believe we're going to Hiroki's lair. 3 00:00:10,345 --> 00:00:12,598 Our clout dreams are finally coming true! 4 00:00:12,681 --> 00:00:16,226 Yo, we're gonna be influencers once and for all! 5 00:00:17,644 --> 00:00:21,732 ♪ We never thought our lives could be ♪ 6 00:00:21,815 --> 00:00:26,653 ♪ Anything but deadstock tees ♪ 7 00:00:26,737 --> 00:00:31,950 ♪ But suddenly, we begin to see ♪ 8 00:00:32,034 --> 00:00:37,372 ♪ A bit of hype and Latrine for me ♪ 9 00:00:38,457 --> 00:00:44,463 [all] ♪ 'Cause we've got a Golden Dorito ♪ 10 00:00:45,464 --> 00:00:47,633 Hit 'em with the remix! 11 00:00:47,716 --> 00:00:50,511 Dorito Mode! 12 00:00:50,594 --> 00:00:53,263 [hip-hop beat playing] 13 00:00:53,347 --> 00:00:55,682 [all] ♪ Killed our principal, now we don't go to school ♪ 14 00:00:55,766 --> 00:00:58,727 ♪ Fit so fire, I be smoking with no Juul ♪ 15 00:00:58,811 --> 00:01:01,688 ♪ Making deals, I run Sundance with the crew ♪ 16 00:01:01,772 --> 00:01:04,691 ♪ FaceTime with Greta, turning plastic into shoes ♪ 17 00:01:04,775 --> 00:01:07,402 [all] ♪ Gimme da' shoes, gimme da' shoes ♪ 18 00:01:07,486 --> 00:01:10,823 ♪ Dale, Dale, Dale, Dale, Dale, Dale ♪ 19 00:01:11,615 --> 00:01:13,784 [all] ♪ We've got a Golden Dorito ♪ 20 00:01:13,867 --> 00:01:17,287 ♪ We've got a Golden Dorito ♪ 21 00:01:17,371 --> 00:01:19,456 ♪ And we're doper than you ♪♪ 22 00:01:21,917 --> 00:01:23,836 ♪ Oh... ♪ 23 00:01:23,919 --> 00:01:25,379 - ♪ Waitin' for the... ♪ - ♪ Drop ♪ 24 00:01:25,462 --> 00:01:27,130 - ♪ Waitin' for... ♪ - ♪ The drop ♪ 25 00:01:27,214 --> 00:01:29,842 - ♪ Waitin' for the ♪ - ♪ Oh... ♪ 26 00:01:29,925 --> 00:01:31,510 ♪ Waitin' for the ♪♪ 27 00:01:33,804 --> 00:01:36,390 [busy chatter] 28 00:01:38,225 --> 00:01:41,353 So proud of my lil Dorito winners. 29 00:01:41,436 --> 00:01:42,521 Say "clout." 30 00:01:42,604 --> 00:01:43,689 - [camera clicks] - [all] Clout! 31 00:01:43,772 --> 00:01:44,982 [monorail horn honks] 32 00:01:45,065 --> 00:01:46,483 - [Derica] Oh, hell yeah! - [Truman] Whoa, what? 33 00:01:46,567 --> 00:01:50,028 Yo, private monorails are the wave! 34 00:01:50,112 --> 00:01:51,905 Private jets are poor as fuck now. 35 00:01:51,989 --> 00:01:54,366 - Language, Hyung-Joon. - Sorry, Mom. Love you! 36 00:01:54,449 --> 00:01:56,743 [door whirs] 37 00:01:57,786 --> 00:01:59,204 All right, 38 00:01:59,288 --> 00:02:01,832 now who wants to take some boomers and hike Temescal? 39 00:02:01,915 --> 00:02:03,917 [dance music playing] 40 00:02:04,001 --> 00:02:05,919 ♪ ♪ 41 00:02:06,003 --> 00:02:07,296 ♪ Whoa ♪ 42 00:02:07,379 --> 00:02:08,797 - Oh, my God! - Wow! 43 00:02:08,881 --> 00:02:10,299 - Oh, wow! - Whoa! 44 00:02:10,382 --> 00:02:12,175 Hot towel? 45 00:02:12,259 --> 00:02:13,969 - Don't mind if I do. - Oh, no, thanks. 46 00:02:14,052 --> 00:02:15,095 I brought my own. 47 00:02:15,178 --> 00:02:16,638 Whoa! 48 00:02:16,722 --> 00:02:18,098 Oh, my God! 49 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:19,182 Ah! 50 00:02:19,266 --> 00:02:20,893 ♪ ♪ 51 00:02:20,976 --> 00:02:22,436 - [chuckles] - Hey! 52 00:02:22,519 --> 00:02:24,563 - Yo, check it out, the other winners! - [sniffing] 53 00:02:24,646 --> 00:02:25,981 [gasps] Let's go say hi. 54 00:02:26,064 --> 00:02:27,357 Man, slow your roll, bruh. 55 00:02:27,441 --> 00:02:29,526 Have you guys forgotten why we're here? 56 00:02:29,610 --> 00:02:31,778 To meet Hiroki and bask in the glory of Latrine? 57 00:02:31,862 --> 00:02:33,655 Yes, but also no! 58 00:02:33,739 --> 00:02:35,240 We're on a mission for clout, 59 00:02:35,324 --> 00:02:38,452 and the only thing standing in our way are those dipshits! 60 00:02:38,535 --> 00:02:40,704 - [lively chatter] - [camera clicks] 61 00:02:40,787 --> 00:02:42,873 [gasps] Those two-faced snakes. 62 00:02:42,956 --> 00:02:44,082 Exactly. 63 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:46,043 Everyone's got to be on their A game. 64 00:02:46,126 --> 00:02:47,961 - We have to stay focused. - Blue crab hand roll? 65 00:02:48,045 --> 00:02:51,340 - Ooh, thank you. - What makes you so sure this is a competition? 66 00:02:51,423 --> 00:02:52,758 Isn't it obvious? 67 00:02:52,841 --> 00:02:54,092 This is classic Hiroki. 68 00:02:54,176 --> 00:02:56,803 Only one crew will reign Latrine. 69 00:02:56,887 --> 00:02:59,431 [attendant] Next stop, Hiroki's lair! 70 00:03:00,432 --> 00:03:02,601 ♪ ♪ 71 00:03:02,684 --> 00:03:04,311 [Truman] Yo, of course! 72 00:03:04,394 --> 00:03:06,605 Bieber, Kanye, Courtney Cox. 73 00:03:06,688 --> 00:03:09,399 All the legends live in Calabasas. 74 00:03:09,483 --> 00:03:14,196 - ♪ Cindy was the cutest girl in the second grade ♪ - [grunting] 75 00:03:14,279 --> 00:03:17,449 - ♪ Still remember the day... - Okay, Brian. 76 00:03:17,532 --> 00:03:19,743 Biggest day of your life. Hiroki's counting on you. 77 00:03:19,826 --> 00:03:22,579 And that's why you're his number one henchman of 15 years. 78 00:03:22,663 --> 00:03:24,289 And if you do a good job, 79 00:03:24,373 --> 00:03:25,540 Hiroki's totally gonna look at your sketchbook, 80 00:03:25,624 --> 00:03:27,501 and he'll be, like, so impressed. 81 00:03:27,584 --> 00:03:29,044 He'll be like, "Brian. 82 00:03:29,127 --> 00:03:30,796 What other sick ideas do you have?" 83 00:03:30,879 --> 00:03:32,047 And when you show him, he'll be like, 84 00:03:32,130 --> 00:03:34,883 "No way! You're so talented, Brian!" 85 00:03:34,967 --> 00:03:36,301 And then, you'll become BFFs, 86 00:03:36,385 --> 00:03:38,387 and he'll take you on his meditation trip to Fiji, 87 00:03:38,470 --> 00:03:40,514 and he'll name you creative director of Latrine, 88 00:03:40,597 --> 00:03:43,016 and people will finally know your name! 89 00:03:43,100 --> 00:03:45,060 Ayo, what's-your-name! 90 00:03:45,143 --> 00:03:47,354 Them contest winners is here, dawg. 91 00:03:48,021 --> 00:03:51,024 Okay, let's do this! 92 00:03:51,108 --> 00:03:54,403 [grunting] 93 00:03:57,823 --> 00:03:59,825 ♪ ♪ 94 00:04:01,410 --> 00:04:03,203 - [gasping] - Wow! - Oh, sick! 95 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:04,287 [Derica] Oh, shit! 96 00:04:04,371 --> 00:04:05,622 - [Dale] Whoa, whoa. - [Benny] Hey! 97 00:04:05,706 --> 00:04:07,124 - [Truman] Whoa. - [Derica] Oh, my God! 98 00:04:07,207 --> 00:04:08,333 Damn! 99 00:04:08,417 --> 00:04:10,627 Those bougainvilleas don't play! 100 00:04:10,711 --> 00:04:12,462 Tasteful, yet obnoxious. 101 00:04:12,546 --> 00:04:13,839 I love it. 102 00:04:13,922 --> 00:04:16,591 [Derica] Ooh, nice! 103 00:04:16,675 --> 00:04:19,094 - So cool! - Look, huh? - [chuckles] Yo! 104 00:04:21,805 --> 00:04:24,808 [horns blowing] 105 00:04:24,891 --> 00:04:27,853 I now present to you the creator of fits. 106 00:04:27,936 --> 00:04:29,813 Breaker of box tees. 107 00:04:29,896 --> 00:04:31,440 Grinder of rails. 108 00:04:31,523 --> 00:04:32,858 The Hooba of Stanks. 109 00:04:32,941 --> 00:04:36,570 From House Latrine, Hiroki Michael Hassan! 110 00:04:36,653 --> 00:04:38,739 - Michael? - So mysterious. 111 00:04:38,822 --> 00:04:39,948 Look, goose bumps. 112 00:04:41,950 --> 00:04:44,161 - [Benny] No way! - [Derica] Yo, fire! 113 00:04:44,244 --> 00:04:45,620 Okay, that's awesome. 114 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:53,086 ♪ ♪ 115 00:04:55,088 --> 00:04:57,174 [gasps] Look at that swaggy-ass fit! 116 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,010 [clears throat] 117 00:05:00,093 --> 00:05:01,470 Oh, my bad, sire. 118 00:05:04,222 --> 00:05:05,474 [groans] 119 00:05:05,557 --> 00:05:07,017 Oh, shit. Is he gonna... 120 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:09,394 Oh, yeah, man. He's dropping in. 121 00:05:10,437 --> 00:05:12,064 [grunts] 122 00:05:12,147 --> 00:05:13,356 - [gasping] - Oh, shit. 123 00:05:15,025 --> 00:05:16,359 Ha ha! 124 00:05:16,443 --> 00:05:17,903 - And he's okay! - [chuckling] 125 00:05:21,323 --> 00:05:22,824 [Derica] What a fucking lej! 126 00:05:22,908 --> 00:05:25,911 Salutations, Dorito winners. 127 00:05:25,994 --> 00:05:29,206 Welcome to my humble lair. 128 00:05:29,289 --> 00:05:30,749 Please pardon our mess. 129 00:05:30,832 --> 00:05:32,918 We've been remodeling the kitchen since last April. 130 00:05:33,001 --> 00:05:35,378 It's gone horribly wrong, thanks to Brian, 131 00:05:35,462 --> 00:05:37,547 who said this wasn't gonna be a big project to take on, 132 00:05:37,631 --> 00:05:40,383 and now I'm suing my contractor. 133 00:05:40,467 --> 00:05:44,971 But... that doesn't matter because you're all here! 134 00:05:45,055 --> 00:05:47,724 Welcome! You've all earned it. 135 00:05:47,808 --> 00:05:49,976 And to you I say... 136 00:05:50,060 --> 00:05:51,394 congratulations. 137 00:05:51,478 --> 00:05:52,562 [cheering] 138 00:05:52,646 --> 00:05:54,940 Now, come on in. 139 00:05:55,023 --> 00:05:58,652 The lair is waiting. 140 00:05:58,735 --> 00:06:00,445 - [scatting] - You heard the man. 141 00:06:00,529 --> 00:06:01,947 Pose, bitches! 142 00:06:02,030 --> 00:06:03,907 [Hiroki continues scatting] 143 00:06:06,910 --> 00:06:09,329 [Hiroki] Yeah! Word! 144 00:06:11,581 --> 00:06:14,251 - [gasping] - No way! - My God! 145 00:06:14,334 --> 00:06:16,086 Before we begin, 146 00:06:16,169 --> 00:06:19,256 there's some boring Brian stuff that needs to be handled. 147 00:06:19,339 --> 00:06:21,174 Okay, gang, just gonna run you through 148 00:06:21,258 --> 00:06:24,010 a couple terms and condish... ions? 149 00:06:24,094 --> 00:06:27,430 Oh, my God! Could you be any worse at abbreviating? 150 00:06:27,514 --> 00:06:29,432 My apologies, sire. 151 00:06:29,516 --> 00:06:31,768 As stated in the legally binding Latrine contracts... 152 00:06:31,852 --> 00:06:33,812 Yeah, yeah, yeah. NDA shit. Accept. 153 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:40,235 Check it out, edible wall paper! 154 00:06:40,318 --> 00:06:44,156 Holy shit! It tastes like In-N-Out. 155 00:06:44,239 --> 00:06:48,201 Correct. I call it "Farm to Table to Wallpaper." 156 00:06:48,285 --> 00:06:49,828 The other side is Shake Shack. 157 00:06:49,911 --> 00:06:51,746 Feel free to engage 158 00:06:51,830 --> 00:06:54,457 in a discourse about which is better. 159 00:06:55,917 --> 00:06:58,837 Wow, you can really taste the milkshake. 160 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:01,047 Actually, honey, that's just stucco. 161 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:04,926 And we're walking. 162 00:07:07,345 --> 00:07:10,348 This is the entryway of Dope Shit. 163 00:07:10,432 --> 00:07:12,517 - [Truman] Wow! - [Dale] Oh, my gosh! 164 00:07:12,601 --> 00:07:13,852 [gasps] 165 00:07:13,935 --> 00:07:16,188 - Whoa! - Shit! 166 00:07:16,271 --> 00:07:17,439 Mmm. 167 00:07:21,610 --> 00:07:24,779 [soloing] 168 00:07:24,863 --> 00:07:26,281 Whoa. What's in there? 169 00:07:26,364 --> 00:07:28,325 Oh, that? 170 00:07:28,408 --> 00:07:31,369 It's just Spring 2023 and beyond. 171 00:07:31,453 --> 00:07:34,456 But I'm afraid only the purest of hype-heart 172 00:07:34,539 --> 00:07:37,375 are allowed to lay eyes on the future of Latrine. 173 00:07:37,459 --> 00:07:39,127 Did you guys hear that? 174 00:07:39,211 --> 00:07:40,712 - Fits from the future! - That's it. 175 00:07:40,795 --> 00:07:43,006 Our ticket to influencer status. 176 00:07:43,089 --> 00:07:45,717 For the first time in our lives, we won't be chasing the clout. 177 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,345 - We'll be the clout. - You think he has hiking shoes in there? 178 00:07:48,428 --> 00:07:50,430 [gasps] Ooh, ooh, or maybe a Clif Bar collab. 179 00:07:50,513 --> 00:07:53,558 It's Latrine, anything's possible. 180 00:07:53,642 --> 00:07:57,479 All right, now that we've had an aperitif of dope shit 181 00:07:57,562 --> 00:08:00,148 and all agree In-N-Out is better, 182 00:08:00,232 --> 00:08:03,526 it's time for you to see my closet. 183 00:08:06,821 --> 00:08:08,240 - Oh! - Wow! - Holy! 184 00:08:08,323 --> 00:08:10,325 [liquid trickling] 185 00:08:14,162 --> 00:08:16,373 My God, it's even better than I imagined. 186 00:08:16,456 --> 00:08:18,750 ♪ Come with me ♪ 187 00:08:18,833 --> 00:08:21,670 ♪ And you'll be ♪ 188 00:08:21,753 --> 00:08:25,548 ♪ In a world of sick-ass innovation ♪ 189 00:08:25,632 --> 00:08:28,176 ♪ We'll get lit ♪ 190 00:08:28,260 --> 00:08:30,178 ♪ With a fit ♪ 191 00:08:30,262 --> 00:08:35,558 ♪ Traveling through my walk-in closet ♪ 192 00:08:35,642 --> 00:08:37,602 [whooshing softly] 193 00:08:37,686 --> 00:08:39,521 - [gasps] - No fucking way! - Holy cow! 194 00:08:39,604 --> 00:08:42,857 Yo, this shit is so fi... What? 195 00:08:42,941 --> 00:08:44,734 Yo! 196 00:08:44,818 --> 00:08:47,028 No way! 197 00:08:47,112 --> 00:08:48,738 [chuckles, whoops] 198 00:08:50,865 --> 00:08:53,285 It's everything I ever dreamed of! 199 00:08:53,368 --> 00:08:55,036 Huh? 200 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:57,247 Ah, très chic! 201 00:08:58,248 --> 00:08:59,916 Yo, fam, quick selfie. 202 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,376 A'ight, a'ight, everyone say Latrine. 203 00:09:01,459 --> 00:09:03,628 - [all] Latrine! - [camera clicks] 204 00:09:03,712 --> 00:09:06,298 - [alarm blaring] - [panicked chatter] 205 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:10,969 One of y'all done fucked up! 206 00:09:11,052 --> 00:09:13,305 All right, nobody move! 207 00:09:14,306 --> 00:09:17,392 The NDA clearly said no selfies. 208 00:09:17,475 --> 00:09:20,145 Bruh, you know nobody actually reads that shit. 209 00:09:20,228 --> 00:09:22,856 Yeah, Hiroki said that was just some stupid Brian stuff. 210 00:09:22,939 --> 00:09:26,192 Why do you think everything in this lair is so mysterious? 211 00:09:26,276 --> 00:09:30,363 It's because no one takes pics and posts them on sosh meed. 212 00:09:30,447 --> 00:09:33,533 I hate to say it, but rules are rules. 213 00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:35,952 Brian, take them away. 214 00:09:36,036 --> 00:09:37,746 With pleasure, sire. 215 00:09:37,829 --> 00:09:38,913 [groaning and whining] 216 00:09:38,997 --> 00:09:40,832 - Ah! - No, no! 217 00:09:40,915 --> 00:09:42,042 [gasps] 218 00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:44,210 [screams] 219 00:09:44,294 --> 00:09:47,297 Please, please! You can't do this to us! 220 00:09:47,380 --> 00:09:50,508 Everyone on Fairfax thinks we're coming back as influencers! 221 00:09:50,592 --> 00:09:53,511 The only thing you're coming back with is a staph infection. 222 00:09:53,595 --> 00:09:56,765 Enjoy the trash chute, noobs. Buh-bye. 223 00:09:56,848 --> 00:09:59,100 [all screaming] 224 00:09:59,184 --> 00:10:01,311 Y'all just got gloop'd. 225 00:10:01,394 --> 00:10:02,729 [screaming] 226 00:10:02,812 --> 00:10:04,147 Not today, Satan! 227 00:10:04,230 --> 00:10:05,648 [grunts] 228 00:10:05,732 --> 00:10:07,192 [groaning] 229 00:10:07,275 --> 00:10:08,860 Benny, what are you doing? 230 00:10:08,943 --> 00:10:11,780 We didn't come all this way to go home empty-handed! 231 00:10:11,863 --> 00:10:14,908 We are in a fucking trash chute, dude! 232 00:10:14,991 --> 00:10:16,576 What the fuck are we supposed to do? 233 00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:19,371 Sneak back in there and raid that vault. 234 00:10:19,454 --> 00:10:21,623 We need those future fits. 235 00:10:21,706 --> 00:10:23,458 You guys, look, maintenance shaft, up there! 236 00:10:23,541 --> 00:10:26,294 [grunts] Okay, Derica, I'll give you a boost. 237 00:10:26,378 --> 00:10:27,796 [grunting] 238 00:10:31,174 --> 00:10:33,468 Take my hand, Dale. 239 00:10:34,844 --> 00:10:35,762 [gasps] 240 00:10:35,845 --> 00:10:37,430 [straining] 241 00:10:37,514 --> 00:10:39,432 - I'm stuck. - Ditch the fanny! 242 00:10:39,516 --> 00:10:41,184 I can't do it! 243 00:10:41,267 --> 00:10:44,604 It's you or the fanny, Dale. Don't be stupid! 244 00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:47,315 But every Scout badge I've ever earned was with this fanny! 245 00:10:47,399 --> 00:10:49,150 Think about the vault, man. 246 00:10:49,234 --> 00:10:50,652 And the staph infection. 247 00:10:50,735 --> 00:10:53,071 But mostly the vault! 248 00:10:53,154 --> 00:10:54,948 Forgive me, Fanny. 249 00:10:56,199 --> 00:10:58,076 ♪ ♪ 250 00:10:59,202 --> 00:11:00,620 [grunting] 251 00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:03,289 Come on, Dale. We got to move. 252 00:11:03,373 --> 00:11:04,916 ♪ ♪ 253 00:11:05,917 --> 00:11:09,712 Funny story, Mikey Fassbender and I do a boys' trip to Ireland 254 00:11:09,796 --> 00:11:12,882 with our homies: Neeson, Farrell, Gleeson. 255 00:11:12,966 --> 00:11:15,301 Aye, aye, check it out. It's the tour. 256 00:11:15,385 --> 00:11:18,763 So we're out on the isle, bellies full of Glenmorangie, 257 00:11:18,847 --> 00:11:22,016 and I have the idea for Cere-bruh, 258 00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:25,103 a 3D printer for your mind. 259 00:11:25,186 --> 00:11:28,857 All of Latrine's dopest accessories come 260 00:11:28,940 --> 00:11:31,693 from this machine right here. 261 00:11:31,776 --> 00:11:34,487 Bruh, the things I could do. 262 00:11:34,571 --> 00:11:37,490 Ooh, it's like a director's dream. 263 00:11:37,574 --> 00:11:39,659 Open your mind. 264 00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,619 What do you desire? 265 00:11:42,954 --> 00:11:44,539 [sighs] My fanny. 266 00:11:44,622 --> 00:11:46,541 Dale, you okay? 267 00:11:46,624 --> 00:11:48,585 I just feel so naked without it. 268 00:11:48,668 --> 00:11:51,463 What's this muhfucka thinking of? 269 00:11:51,546 --> 00:11:54,007 [electrical crackling] 270 00:12:00,138 --> 00:12:03,224 Mom, I swear that's not what I was thinking of! 271 00:12:03,308 --> 00:12:04,642 - [grunts] - [laughter] 272 00:12:04,726 --> 00:12:06,019 Yo, if that Fleshlight fucker 273 00:12:06,102 --> 00:12:07,562 gets to see the vault and I don't, 274 00:12:07,645 --> 00:12:10,273 I'm selling my gear to Dale and I'm moving to Oregon. 275 00:12:10,356 --> 00:12:12,025 Ah, my hair! 276 00:12:12,108 --> 00:12:13,610 Truman, shh! Someone might... 277 00:12:13,693 --> 00:12:14,903 Hear you? 278 00:12:14,986 --> 00:12:16,821 [all screaming] 279 00:12:17,864 --> 00:12:19,491 Brian, is everything all right? 280 00:12:19,574 --> 00:12:21,826 [sniffs] Smells like burnt hair. 281 00:12:21,910 --> 00:12:23,661 Perfect, sire. Just a couple rats. 282 00:12:23,745 --> 00:12:25,205 I'll take care of it. 283 00:12:25,288 --> 00:12:27,624 [screaming] 284 00:12:32,253 --> 00:12:33,838 [gasping] 285 00:12:33,922 --> 00:12:36,299 2023 T-shirts! We made it! 286 00:12:36,382 --> 00:12:38,551 Hold up, pit stains are the future? 287 00:12:38,635 --> 00:12:41,846 This isn't the vault. It's the laundry room! 288 00:12:41,930 --> 00:12:43,932 [all screaming] 289 00:12:46,601 --> 00:12:47,810 Yo! Up ahead! 290 00:12:51,564 --> 00:12:52,941 [grunting] 291 00:12:53,024 --> 00:12:55,276 - What do we do, Boy Scout? - Uh, okay, here we go. 292 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:57,237 No fanny, no problem. Just let me think for a sec. 293 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:59,739 Um, uh... 294 00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:01,574 Yeah, the tank's empty. I got nothing. 295 00:13:01,658 --> 00:13:03,409 What would Fanny Dale do? 296 00:13:03,493 --> 00:13:04,786 Bingo. 297 00:13:07,664 --> 00:13:08,873 [grunting] 298 00:13:12,544 --> 00:13:13,795 Look, Robot Prince's jacket. 299 00:13:13,878 --> 00:13:15,463 He was stationed by the vault! 300 00:13:15,547 --> 00:13:17,507 - Follow that jacket! - [all grunt] 301 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,802 [screaming] 302 00:13:24,889 --> 00:13:27,141 - [groaning] - [panicked chatter] 303 00:13:27,225 --> 00:13:28,434 [all grunt] 304 00:13:32,146 --> 00:13:33,147 There it is! 305 00:13:35,650 --> 00:13:38,278 - [screaming] - [muffled thuds] 306 00:13:42,532 --> 00:13:45,159 ♪ ♪ 307 00:13:47,203 --> 00:13:48,788 - [chuckling] - [henchman] Hey. 308 00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:50,373 Who are you guys? 309 00:13:50,456 --> 00:13:53,626 Uh, we're the new... Velcro experts. 310 00:13:53,710 --> 00:13:55,378 Velcro experts? 311 00:13:55,461 --> 00:13:57,880 Yeah. Hiroki's gone sour on the whole zipper movement. 312 00:13:57,964 --> 00:13:59,090 It's all about Velcro now. 313 00:13:59,173 --> 00:14:01,426 How come Brian didn't say anything about this? 314 00:14:01,509 --> 00:14:04,053 - Because Brian is a bitch. - [laughing] 315 00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:06,097 I heard he gets his haircut at Fantastic Sams. 316 00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:07,390 Such a loser. 317 00:14:07,473 --> 00:14:09,517 [chuckles] Yeah, no, right. 318 00:14:09,601 --> 00:14:11,603 By the way, you guys don't happen to have 319 00:14:11,686 --> 00:14:13,354 any, uh, knowledge about 320 00:14:13,438 --> 00:14:15,023 any way that we can get to the vault, right? 321 00:14:15,106 --> 00:14:16,983 Just because we're supposed to be here for the orientation, 322 00:14:17,066 --> 00:14:18,985 - but we got lost, so... - Oh, yeah, yeah, 323 00:14:19,068 --> 00:14:20,612 just head down the hallway to the elevator, 324 00:14:20,695 --> 00:14:22,655 drop down to the first floor, and you'll see it right there. 325 00:14:22,739 --> 00:14:24,157 Much love, my Gs. 326 00:14:25,867 --> 00:14:28,578 It's gonna be both your asses if we don't find them. 327 00:14:28,661 --> 00:14:30,204 You're not our boss, bro. 328 00:14:30,288 --> 00:14:33,791 I'm Hiroki's right hand, aka I'm your fucking boss. 329 00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:36,628 [scoffs] Then how come we get two weeks paid vacation 330 00:14:36,711 --> 00:14:38,546 - and you don't? - You guys get two weeks? 331 00:14:38,630 --> 00:14:39,672 Hey, there they are! 332 00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:43,968 Got you, you little shits. 333 00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:48,723 Yo, no way! 334 00:14:48,806 --> 00:14:51,351 Hiroki's great-great-great- great-grandfather was 335 00:14:51,434 --> 00:14:53,478 a badass samurai hypebeast! 336 00:14:53,561 --> 00:14:56,731 Killing for influence is the original hustle, huh, Dale? 337 00:14:56,814 --> 00:14:58,941 Dale? You okay, man? 338 00:14:59,025 --> 00:15:00,318 [sighs] 339 00:15:00,401 --> 00:15:02,153 I remember when I used to climb. 340 00:15:02,236 --> 00:15:04,906 Me. Bag of chalk. Fanny. 341 00:15:04,989 --> 00:15:06,240 Fanny and I promised each other 342 00:15:06,324 --> 00:15:07,575 we'd climb Mount Everest one day. 343 00:15:07,659 --> 00:15:09,952 Come on, Dale. We got to keep moving. 344 00:15:10,036 --> 00:15:11,788 [sighing] Guess that dream is dead, 345 00:15:11,871 --> 00:15:13,498 along with the rest of Fanny Dale. 346 00:15:13,581 --> 00:15:15,500 Dale, you can buy a million fanny packs 347 00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:17,210 if we get to that vault. 348 00:15:17,293 --> 00:15:19,003 It's not the same! 349 00:15:19,087 --> 00:15:20,421 [bell dings] 350 00:15:20,505 --> 00:15:22,215 Going somewhere? 351 00:15:22,298 --> 00:15:25,259 Oh, shit, five-O and 12! Run! 352 00:15:25,343 --> 00:15:26,803 [all panting] 353 00:15:28,596 --> 00:15:29,806 [grunts] 354 00:15:29,889 --> 00:15:31,349 [panting] 355 00:15:31,432 --> 00:15:33,768 [all screaming] 356 00:15:35,228 --> 00:15:36,771 - [panting] - [Truman] Yo, this way! 357 00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:38,189 [all screaming] 358 00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:42,485 Hi-yah! 359 00:15:44,696 --> 00:15:46,698 [all grunting] 360 00:15:50,076 --> 00:15:51,327 [panicked groaning] 361 00:15:51,411 --> 00:15:53,121 [screaming] 362 00:15:54,122 --> 00:15:56,082 [panting] 363 00:15:59,794 --> 00:16:01,045 You're dead! 364 00:16:03,089 --> 00:16:04,132 [all gasp] 365 00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:07,301 Game over! 366 00:16:07,385 --> 00:16:08,428 Just come with us, 367 00:16:08,511 --> 00:16:10,805 and no one has to lose any followers! 368 00:16:10,888 --> 00:16:14,392 No way! We're not leaving here without some fucking clout! 369 00:16:14,475 --> 00:16:16,436 You're never gonna have clout. 370 00:16:16,519 --> 00:16:19,021 When everyone back on Fairfax finds out 371 00:16:19,105 --> 00:16:20,815 you got banned from Latrine, 372 00:16:20,898 --> 00:16:22,316 your lives are over! 373 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,526 - [all gasp] - You're gonna have to go 374 00:16:23,609 --> 00:16:25,611 into social media witness protection 375 00:16:25,695 --> 00:16:27,071 when I'm through with you. 376 00:16:28,614 --> 00:16:31,284 - Fuck that noise. We got to jump. - Get 'em. 377 00:16:31,367 --> 00:16:34,287 - See you soon, Fanny! - [Truman] Live free, clout hard! 378 00:16:34,370 --> 00:16:36,456 Deuces, bitch! 379 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,625 You have one job! 380 00:16:39,709 --> 00:16:41,544 Seriously! How hard is it to hench? 381 00:16:41,627 --> 00:16:44,297 Can't you morons do anything right? 382 00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:45,965 Oh, fuck that guy. 383 00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,217 Seriously, I am so off Brian today. 384 00:16:48,301 --> 00:16:49,927 [Brian] I heard that! 385 00:16:51,554 --> 00:16:53,014 [coughing] 386 00:16:53,097 --> 00:16:54,599 Is everyone all right? 387 00:16:54,682 --> 00:16:56,976 Ah. I'm having a tween-life crisis, but I'm alive. 388 00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,352 Benny?! 389 00:16:58,436 --> 00:17:00,563 Dale, help, he needs CPR! 390 00:17:00,646 --> 00:17:04,233 Sure, I just got to reach into my fanny and grab my LifeVac... 391 00:17:04,317 --> 00:17:05,943 Oh, right, I don't have it 392 00:17:06,027 --> 00:17:07,278 because I ditched it in a trash chute 393 00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:08,738 and now my friend's gonna die! 394 00:17:08,821 --> 00:17:10,865 Live, damn it! Live! 395 00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:12,325 [retches, coughs] 396 00:17:12,408 --> 00:17:14,911 [gasps] Nipsy? Is this heaven? 397 00:17:14,994 --> 00:17:16,829 Close. It's the first floor. 398 00:17:16,913 --> 00:17:19,415 And there's an open window, right over there! 399 00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:27,173 - [gasps] Wow! - Whoa. - Cool. 400 00:17:28,216 --> 00:17:30,009 [Dale] They know the answer? 401 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:32,094 There's got to be an emergency exit map somewhere. 402 00:17:32,178 --> 00:17:34,597 - Wait! - Come on, D. We've come too far. 403 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,973 No. 404 00:17:36,057 --> 00:17:37,892 If Hiroki's secretly testing on animals 405 00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:39,685 while claiming to be cruelty-free, 406 00:17:39,769 --> 00:17:40,937 then I need to know. 407 00:17:42,355 --> 00:17:44,190 [meowing] 408 00:17:46,609 --> 00:17:48,361 [barking] 409 00:17:49,362 --> 00:17:50,571 [meowing] 410 00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:52,907 - Aw! - Aw. Animal testing. 411 00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:54,534 - Aw, adorable. - How cute! - [squealing] 412 00:17:54,617 --> 00:17:57,036 I've never been more proud to be a Latrine head. 413 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,496 This rules so hard! 414 00:17:58,579 --> 00:18:01,707 Okay, which one of you pups is the smartest one here? 415 00:18:01,791 --> 00:18:03,459 [panting] 416 00:18:03,543 --> 00:18:05,378 Uh-huh, nice try, mustard face. 417 00:18:05,461 --> 00:18:07,046 - Get the fuck out of here. - [whimpers] 418 00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:08,589 Hey, yo, dog. 419 00:18:08,673 --> 00:18:10,424 - You know where the vault is at, dog? - [barks] 420 00:18:10,508 --> 00:18:12,426 Fuck yeah! Well, come on then. Let's go! 421 00:18:12,510 --> 00:18:14,262 - [barking] - Grab your passports, kids. 422 00:18:14,345 --> 00:18:16,389 We're going to Clout City. 423 00:18:16,472 --> 00:18:18,599 [all panting] 424 00:18:18,683 --> 00:18:20,309 [barking] 425 00:18:20,393 --> 00:18:21,561 The fuck? 426 00:18:21,644 --> 00:18:22,645 [barks] 427 00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:25,106 It's a trap! The dogs betrayed us! 428 00:18:27,567 --> 00:18:29,235 - Gotcha, bitch! - [camera clicks] 429 00:18:33,406 --> 00:18:34,866 Congratulations. 430 00:18:34,949 --> 00:18:37,535 You are officially as lame as Macklemore. 431 00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:40,079 You can kiss your clout dreams goodbye. 432 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,248 [laughing maniacally] 433 00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:43,958 Why do they call it a dial-up room? 434 00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:45,960 - [modems screeching loudly] - [all groaning] 435 00:18:49,213 --> 00:18:50,882 [groans] 436 00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:53,259 [straining] 437 00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:55,970 Damn, these bars are stronger than a J. Cole verse. 438 00:18:56,053 --> 00:18:58,931 Ugh! I can't hack this mainframe. 439 00:18:59,015 --> 00:19:01,517 Netscape Navigator is taking forever to load. 440 00:19:01,601 --> 00:19:04,061 Derica, how's the séance? Any luck raising the dead? 441 00:19:04,145 --> 00:19:06,898 Mm, spirits are so not feeling us right now. 442 00:19:06,981 --> 00:19:08,608 Dale? 443 00:19:08,691 --> 00:19:10,151 Buddy... 444 00:19:10,234 --> 00:19:12,695 How we doing over here? 445 00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:15,698 You want to help us get out of this bizarre '90s hellhole? 446 00:19:15,781 --> 00:19:18,451 [sighs] What's the point? 447 00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:19,827 Bro, come on. 448 00:19:19,911 --> 00:19:22,163 I cannot be directing shitty network multi-cams 449 00:19:22,246 --> 00:19:23,623 for the rest of my life. 450 00:19:23,706 --> 00:19:26,584 Yeah! Think of all the orangutans I can't help 451 00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:27,960 if I'm stuck in here. 452 00:19:28,044 --> 00:19:29,420 Yeah, come on, dude. 453 00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:32,423 Nobody wants to buy shoes from a cloutless loser, 454 00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:34,216 so we're gonna need you to buck up 455 00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:36,594 and get with the program, jah feel? 456 00:19:37,386 --> 00:19:40,431 No, Hyung-Joon. Jah don't feel. 457 00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:43,309 I know you guys think I'm this insanely cool, 458 00:19:43,392 --> 00:19:45,561 normcore legend who kissed Shania Twain, 459 00:19:45,645 --> 00:19:47,939 but I'm not, not without my fanny. 460 00:19:48,022 --> 00:19:49,899 Why would you say that, Dale? 461 00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:52,193 Because if I'm not helping you guys with my fanny, 462 00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:54,236 I mean, what am I even doing here, huh? 463 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:55,404 Why keep me in the crew? 464 00:19:55,488 --> 00:19:57,323 Everyone has their brand, except for me. 465 00:19:57,406 --> 00:20:00,117 Truman and his creativity. Derica and her activism. 466 00:20:00,201 --> 00:20:03,371 - Benny and his food. - I'm a multi-hyphenate, you fucking fat shamer. 467 00:20:03,454 --> 00:20:05,957 [sighs] Dawg, you think we'd just up and abandon you 468 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,583 because you lost your goofy-ass fanny pack? 469 00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:12,004 Yeah, I mean, we're selfish as fuck, but we're not monsters. 470 00:20:12,088 --> 00:20:14,131 Look, we don't hang out with you because you have 471 00:20:14,215 --> 00:20:16,092 a bag of tools around your waist, Dale. 472 00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:17,927 We hang out with you because in a world 473 00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:20,846 of fake fuckbois and hypebeasts, you're as real as it gets. 474 00:20:20,930 --> 00:20:23,724 Yo, you're the first white kid I ever liked, Dale. 475 00:20:23,808 --> 00:20:25,851 You have a permanent invite to the cookout, 476 00:20:25,935 --> 00:20:29,397 but you cannot dance to "Back That Azz Up," not yet. 477 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:32,608 Before you came into the crew, we were all over the place. 478 00:20:32,692 --> 00:20:35,403 Shit, Truman wanted to be a magician. 479 00:20:35,486 --> 00:20:37,822 Homeboy wore a cape for all of sixth grade. 480 00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:40,491 Real talk: you're a breath of fresh Oregon air. 481 00:20:40,574 --> 00:20:42,076 You're fam, fam. 482 00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:44,412 - On God? - Oh, hear that? 483 00:20:44,495 --> 00:20:46,288 Using slang the right way? 484 00:20:46,372 --> 00:20:48,874 Before you know it, you gon' be cool as fuck, 485 00:20:48,958 --> 00:20:50,751 influencing hella shit. 486 00:20:50,835 --> 00:20:52,920 You know what? You're right. 487 00:20:53,004 --> 00:20:54,839 I'm more than just a fanny. 488 00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:57,842 I'm Dale and I friggin' love this gang gang! 489 00:20:57,925 --> 00:21:00,594 Truman, I will see you at that BBQ, my man. 490 00:21:00,678 --> 00:21:01,971 And I'm wearing my du-rag! 491 00:21:02,054 --> 00:21:03,305 I dare you. 492 00:21:03,389 --> 00:21:05,766 Okay, I think I know how to get us out of here. 493 00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:07,643 - How?! - I'm gonna kill Brian. 494 00:21:07,727 --> 00:21:09,103 - What the fuck, bro? - What the fuck? 495 00:21:09,186 --> 00:21:10,521 With kindness. 496 00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:11,981 I'm gonna use my mental fanny. 497 00:21:12,064 --> 00:21:13,482 - Ah, yes. - [chuckles] Oh. - Oh! 498 00:21:13,566 --> 00:21:15,109 So much more on-brand. 499 00:21:15,192 --> 00:21:17,319 [singsongy] Yoo-hoo, Brian. 500 00:21:17,403 --> 00:21:19,030 Over here. It's me, Dale. 501 00:21:19,113 --> 00:21:21,282 What the hell do you want, you little shit stain? 502 00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:23,284 I couldn't help but notice your Arnold Palmie. 503 00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:24,660 Oh, this old thing? 504 00:21:24,744 --> 00:21:27,788 Yeah, I've been working on my own little rec... ipe. 505 00:21:27,872 --> 00:21:29,623 It's called a Brian Palmer. 506 00:21:29,707 --> 00:21:31,125 It's half lemonade, half fruit punch. 507 00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:33,044 Why don't you suck on that? [slurps] 508 00:21:33,127 --> 00:21:34,503 No foolies, Brian. 509 00:21:34,587 --> 00:21:38,174 I would suck on that super hard, because it sounds amazing. 510 00:21:38,257 --> 00:21:40,801 Pass me a straw. [laughs] 511 00:21:40,885 --> 00:21:43,137 Hey, I bet you have a ton of other good ideas too, huh? 512 00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:47,850 Well, I mean, I shouldn't be saying this out loud, 513 00:21:47,933 --> 00:21:49,894 but yeah, I've been designing my own line. 514 00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:51,562 You know, just shh... 515 00:21:51,645 --> 00:21:53,981 Top sec... ret. Top secret. 516 00:21:54,065 --> 00:21:55,316 - No way! - Yeah! 517 00:21:55,399 --> 00:21:56,734 No, like denim underwear, 518 00:21:56,817 --> 00:21:59,528 and like, a sweet-ass belt that says "belt" on it. 519 00:21:59,612 --> 00:22:01,781 - Ugh, I hate that. - I love that! 520 00:22:01,864 --> 00:22:04,408 So you never forget what to use it for, duh! 521 00:22:04,492 --> 00:22:05,618 Yeah, see, you get it. 522 00:22:05,701 --> 00:22:08,204 I don't see why fricking Hiroki doesn't. 523 00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:10,289 He never likes my ideas. 524 00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,875 Well, if he doesn't respect your ideas, 525 00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:14,418 why you still working here? 526 00:22:14,502 --> 00:22:15,961 [sighs] 527 00:22:16,045 --> 00:22:18,172 Well, I thought after a couple years 528 00:22:18,255 --> 00:22:20,049 of bitch work, I'd be creative director, 529 00:22:20,132 --> 00:22:22,968 hanging out in Milan with Rick Owens and John Legend. 530 00:22:23,052 --> 00:22:25,012 But 15 years went by, 531 00:22:25,096 --> 00:22:26,972 and I'm still just another henchman. 532 00:22:27,056 --> 00:22:28,641 You're so much more than a henchman, 533 00:22:28,724 --> 00:22:31,560 but no one's gonna know unless you show them, Bri-dawg. 534 00:22:31,644 --> 00:22:33,104 Bri-dawg? 535 00:22:33,187 --> 00:22:35,397 That's the first time anyone's ever given me a nickname. 536 00:22:35,481 --> 00:22:38,567 I've been asking Hiroki to give me a nickname for years. 537 00:22:38,651 --> 00:22:40,444 You know what, Dale? 538 00:22:40,528 --> 00:22:42,404 Hiroki has been holding me back. 539 00:22:42,488 --> 00:22:44,740 I don't need that waxed asshole. 540 00:22:44,824 --> 00:22:46,408 - Yeah! - Or Latrine! 541 00:22:46,492 --> 00:22:49,662 - Double yeah! - I'm gonna be my own creative director! 542 00:22:50,913 --> 00:22:52,164 That's the spirit! 543 00:22:52,248 --> 00:22:53,624 Now how about letting us out of here? 544 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:56,877 You know what? For you, Dale, anything. 545 00:22:57,753 --> 00:23:00,548 All right, I'm out of here, fuckos! 546 00:23:01,966 --> 00:23:03,926 You guys coming or what? 547 00:23:04,009 --> 00:23:06,637 Dale, that was the most awe-inspiring, 548 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,390 posi performance I've seen since Serena crushed Wimbledon 549 00:23:09,473 --> 00:23:10,933 after having a baby. 550 00:23:11,016 --> 00:23:12,434 Let's get to that vault! 551 00:23:12,518 --> 00:23:13,853 [all panting] 552 00:23:14,895 --> 00:23:16,564 [cheering] 553 00:23:16,647 --> 00:23:18,732 [panting] 554 00:23:24,196 --> 00:23:26,907 Access granted, fam. 555 00:23:26,991 --> 00:23:28,868 - [whirring] - [guitar soloing] 556 00:23:32,580 --> 00:23:33,622 [all gasp] 557 00:23:33,706 --> 00:23:35,291 I was beginning to think 558 00:23:35,374 --> 00:23:37,376 you weren't going to make it. 559 00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:39,837 Make it? But you kicked us off the tour. 560 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,297 What about that selfie? 561 00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:42,882 Ah, come on. 562 00:23:42,965 --> 00:23:45,259 Everybody knows pics or it didn't happen. 563 00:23:45,342 --> 00:23:48,512 The selfie set you on a path of hustling, 564 00:23:48,596 --> 00:23:51,765 which is exactly what it was supposed to do. 565 00:23:51,849 --> 00:23:53,642 So, you're not mad? 566 00:23:53,726 --> 00:23:56,270 Mad? You ruined my lair, 567 00:23:56,353 --> 00:23:58,230 tainted my Gatorade river, 568 00:23:58,314 --> 00:23:59,732 dirtied all my laundry. 569 00:23:59,815 --> 00:24:02,484 I have 20 dogs running wild through my home, 570 00:24:02,568 --> 00:24:06,155 and my right-hand man of 15 years just quit. 571 00:24:06,238 --> 00:24:09,700 I'm furious! 572 00:24:09,783 --> 00:24:12,953 - But I'm also incredibly proud of you. - For real? 573 00:24:13,037 --> 00:24:15,247 It ain't every day you meet a gang like yours. 574 00:24:15,331 --> 00:24:16,790 Committed to clout. 575 00:24:16,874 --> 00:24:18,417 Ear to the streets. 576 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,169 - Nose to the grind. - [laughing] 577 00:24:20,252 --> 00:24:21,462 Come on. 578 00:24:21,545 --> 00:24:24,798 So, why all this? Why a Golden Dorito? 579 00:24:24,882 --> 00:24:26,634 Simple, I just wanted to flex 580 00:24:26,717 --> 00:24:30,638 and find my most loyal Latrine heads. 581 00:24:30,721 --> 00:24:32,389 But what about the other winners? 582 00:24:32,473 --> 00:24:34,475 [sputters] I sent them basic bitches home 583 00:24:34,558 --> 00:24:36,060 with some stickers and an ashtray. 584 00:24:36,143 --> 00:24:40,356 They saw some cool shit, but they didn't see the future. 585 00:24:40,439 --> 00:24:43,400 - [laughing] - Oh, I almost forgot. 586 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:45,986 [gasps] Fanny! 587 00:24:46,070 --> 00:24:48,155 - Thank God, you found it! - [overlapping cheers] 588 00:24:48,239 --> 00:24:52,159 Got to say, very well curated, young man. 589 00:24:52,243 --> 00:24:55,412 Hope you don't mind, I gave it a little face-lift. 590 00:24:55,496 --> 00:24:57,289 [gasps] 591 00:24:57,373 --> 00:24:59,291 It's even more sicker than before! 592 00:24:59,375 --> 00:25:01,669 Thank you, Mr. Hassan. 593 00:25:01,752 --> 00:25:04,755 Now who wants to see Spring '23? 594 00:25:04,838 --> 00:25:06,298 [all] I do! I do! 595 00:25:06,382 --> 00:25:08,968 [♪ 1TakeJay: "Drip Walking"] 596 00:25:09,051 --> 00:25:10,970 ♪ Big, big, big swag ♪ 597 00:25:11,053 --> 00:25:13,055 ♪ Big, big, big swag, big old, big old ♪ 598 00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:14,640 ♪ Big, big, big swag ♪ 599 00:25:14,723 --> 00:25:17,893 ♪ Wait, hold up, I'm finna turn this bitch up... 600 00:25:17,977 --> 00:25:20,271 Well, guys, we did it. 601 00:25:20,354 --> 00:25:21,438 We're influencers now. 602 00:25:21,522 --> 00:25:23,732 After today, Derica will be saving the world. 603 00:25:23,816 --> 00:25:26,527 Truman's gonna be directing a four-quadrant sci-fi movie. 604 00:25:26,610 --> 00:25:29,613 And you're gonna be selling Dunks to Bad Bunny. 605 00:25:29,697 --> 00:25:31,240 You guys aren't coming to school tomorrow? 606 00:25:31,323 --> 00:25:32,825 School is for regular people, Dale, 607 00:25:32,908 --> 00:25:34,451 but we'll see you on the group chat. 608 00:25:34,535 --> 00:25:37,746 The influencers of Fairfax have arrived! 609 00:25:38,789 --> 00:25:40,165 [wind whistles] 610 00:25:40,249 --> 00:25:41,542 Where is everyone? 611 00:25:41,625 --> 00:25:42,876 [chuckles] Ain't you kids heard? 612 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,837 There's a new sheriff in town. 613 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,548 Those Latrine fits might as well be Old Navy. 614 00:25:47,631 --> 00:25:49,008 What are you talking about, Weston? 615 00:25:49,091 --> 00:25:50,884 We're literally wearing the future. 616 00:25:50,968 --> 00:25:52,678 Nobody cares about the future. 617 00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:54,430 We're living in the now. Look. 618 00:25:54,513 --> 00:25:56,640 ♪ ♪ 619 00:25:57,683 --> 00:25:59,393 [cheering] 620 00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:01,270 [lively chatter] 621 00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:06,692 Reselling denim undies for a thou! 622 00:26:06,775 --> 00:26:08,485 Link in bio, fam! 623 00:26:08,569 --> 00:26:11,113 Off-Brian? 624 00:26:11,196 --> 00:26:13,490 - That motherfucker! - Now what do we do? 625 00:26:15,659 --> 00:26:16,869 Cop some Off-Brian, I guess. 626 00:26:16,952 --> 00:26:18,162 ♪ The buck is hot... 627 00:26:21,832 --> 00:26:24,335 Ah. Man, is it good to be home. 628 00:26:24,418 --> 00:26:25,711 - No, it isn't! - Now I look stupid! 629 00:26:25,794 --> 00:26:28,047 - Shut up, Dale. - [all clamoring] 630 00:26:29,715 --> 00:26:33,344 Yo! This is the end of season one already? 631 00:26:33,427 --> 00:26:35,721 - We just got here! - Yeah, cuz. 632 00:26:35,804 --> 00:26:37,556 Shit's donezo. 633 00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:39,975 We flying south till season two. 634 00:26:40,059 --> 00:26:42,811 Well, if I get back, and it's not certified fresh 635 00:26:42,895 --> 00:26:46,440 on Rotten Tomatoes, I'm gonna be heated. 636 00:26:46,523 --> 00:26:48,150 I'm gonna be pissed. 637 00:26:48,233 --> 00:26:51,612 I'm gonna be heated up, pissed. You feel me? 638 00:26:52,613 --> 00:26:53,947 ♪ The buck is hot ♪ 639 00:27:03,874 --> 00:27:05,918 ♪ The buck is hot ♪ 640 00:27:14,927 --> 00:27:16,762 ♪ The buck is hot ♪ 641 00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:28,857 ♪ The buck is hot ♪♪ 642 00:27:39,660 --> 00:27:41,620 Chirp.