1 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:07,551 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:07,551 --> 00:00:08,719 ♪ Yeah ♪ 3 00:00:08,719 --> 00:00:10,471 ♪ Uh, uh ♪ 4 00:00:10,471 --> 00:00:12,514 - ♪ Abracadabra ♪ - ♪ Abracadabra ♪ 5 00:00:12,514 --> 00:00:15,142 ♪ Making it happen, making it happen ♪ 6 00:00:15,142 --> 00:00:17,728 ♪ Abracadabra, I got the magic ♪ 7 00:00:17,728 --> 00:00:19,354 ♪ I got the magic, abracadabra ♪ 8 00:00:19,354 --> 00:00:21,106 ♪ Making it happen ♪ 9 00:00:21,106 --> 00:00:22,232 ♪ I got the magic, I got the magic ♪ 10 00:00:22,232 --> 00:00:24,026 ♪ That's why their casket ♪ 11 00:00:24,026 --> 00:00:25,569 ♪ Looking so tragic, I got the magic ♪♪ 12 00:00:25,569 --> 00:00:26,820 [Hiroki cackles] 13 00:00:26,820 --> 00:00:29,490 They're totally going to shit 14 00:00:29,490 --> 00:00:31,700 their Latrine joggers. 15 00:00:31,700 --> 00:00:33,452 Who is, Lord Hiroki? 16 00:00:33,452 --> 00:00:35,704 [Hiroki] The world. 17 00:00:37,790 --> 00:00:39,750 ♪ Oh... ♪ 18 00:00:39,750 --> 00:00:41,376 - ♪ Waitin' for the... ♪ - ♪ Drop ♪ 19 00:00:41,376 --> 00:00:43,086 - ♪ Waitin' for... ♪ - ♪ The drop ♪ 20 00:00:43,086 --> 00:00:45,756 - ♪ Waitin' for the ♪ - ♪ Oh... ♪ 21 00:00:45,756 --> 00:00:47,382 ♪ Waitin' for the ♪♪ 22 00:00:51,011 --> 00:00:53,013 [alarm rings] 23 00:00:53,013 --> 00:00:54,973 [both yawn] 24 00:00:54,973 --> 00:00:56,558 [Benny grunts] 25 00:00:56,558 --> 00:00:58,018 [grunts] 26 00:00:59,603 --> 00:01:00,938 Mom, come on. 27 00:01:00,938 --> 00:01:02,231 They complete the fit! 28 00:01:02,231 --> 00:01:03,857 [speaking Korean] My outfit needs it more! 29 00:01:03,899 --> 00:01:05,150 We're late for church! 30 00:01:05,150 --> 00:01:06,151 - Coming! - Coming! 31 00:01:07,277 --> 00:01:08,445 [engine idling] 32 00:01:09,488 --> 00:01:11,073 Why do I always have to sit bitch? 33 00:01:11,073 --> 00:01:13,242 Because window seats are for "A" students. 34 00:01:13,242 --> 00:01:14,660 Right, Mom? 35 00:01:14,660 --> 00:01:16,537 - Mm-hmm. - Gah. 36 00:01:16,537 --> 00:01:19,998 - [bullhorn whines] - Okay. I can't believe I'm saying this, 37 00:01:19,998 --> 00:01:22,793 but welcome to the first day of Untitled Shit Project. 38 00:01:22,793 --> 00:01:24,419 - [chuckles] Oh, yeah! - Yo! Dawg! 39 00:01:24,419 --> 00:01:26,713 Big ups to the gods Spike, Ava 40 00:01:26,713 --> 00:01:28,549 and iCarly for the inspiraysh. 41 00:01:28,549 --> 00:01:30,843 Also, special thanks to Principal Weston 42 00:01:30,843 --> 00:01:32,636 for financing this little passion project. 43 00:01:32,636 --> 00:01:34,888 Crafty's on me, y'all! 44 00:01:34,888 --> 00:01:36,014 Okay, let's get to it! 45 00:01:36,014 --> 00:01:37,349 Are my actors in place? 46 00:01:37,349 --> 00:01:38,350 - In place! - [fart sound] 47 00:01:38,350 --> 00:01:40,102 So proud of you, Tru! 48 00:01:40,102 --> 00:01:42,437 All right. Scene one, take one. 49 00:01:42,437 --> 00:01:44,857 [sucks air through teeth] And... action! 50 00:01:46,775 --> 00:01:48,569 [Yung Polluter song playing] 51 00:01:48,569 --> 00:01:50,654 [singing along] ♪ 'Ey, yo, the world is a dumpster ♪ 52 00:01:50,654 --> 00:01:52,573 ♪ Your bitch, she's a plumpster ♪♪ 53 00:01:54,116 --> 00:01:56,243 No more rap. It has foul language. 54 00:01:56,243 --> 00:01:57,452 BFD, Mom. 55 00:01:57,452 --> 00:01:59,955 Exactly. Today is the memorial 56 00:01:59,955 --> 00:02:01,623 for church member Byung-Soo F. Dam. 57 00:02:01,623 --> 00:02:03,125 [Benny] Wait, what? 58 00:02:03,125 --> 00:02:04,376 I'm performing at the memorial? 59 00:02:04,376 --> 00:02:06,962 I told you a thousand times. 60 00:02:06,962 --> 00:02:09,464 It's always in one ear, out the other with you. 61 00:02:09,464 --> 00:02:13,427 Ugh! Why do we have to make such a BFD out of BFD? 62 00:02:13,427 --> 00:02:15,345 You playing in front of the church 63 00:02:15,345 --> 00:02:17,639 is the biggest BFD. 64 00:02:17,639 --> 00:02:20,267 All eyes will be on our family. 65 00:02:20,267 --> 00:02:22,603 Everyone needs to be on their best behavior. 66 00:02:22,603 --> 00:02:24,313 ♪ We are absolute ♪ 67 00:02:24,313 --> 00:02:26,189 [rapping in Korean] 68 00:02:29,526 --> 00:02:31,278 ♪ Uh, walking like model... 69 00:02:31,278 --> 00:02:34,531 Oh, my God, it's Jay and the J.Crew Crew. 70 00:02:34,531 --> 00:02:35,741 So hot. 71 00:02:35,741 --> 00:02:37,868 I heard he got into Stanford a year early. 72 00:02:37,868 --> 00:02:39,620 How you doing, ladies? 73 00:02:39,620 --> 00:02:41,204 Hey, loser. See you're still 74 00:02:41,204 --> 00:02:42,956 dressing like the Jabbawockeez. 75 00:02:42,956 --> 00:02:44,875 - [laughter] - [speaking Korean] Hey! Over here! 76 00:02:44,917 --> 00:02:47,461 Pull in next to us! 77 00:02:47,461 --> 00:02:48,754 It's the Parks. 78 00:02:48,754 --> 00:02:50,380 Don't do it, Dad. Please! 79 00:02:50,380 --> 00:02:52,382 Don't make me talk to Jennifer, she crazy! 80 00:02:53,967 --> 00:02:54,968 [Joy] Ugh. 81 00:02:54,968 --> 00:02:56,428 Hi, Joy. 82 00:02:56,678 --> 00:03:01,725 [speaking Korean] Still driving a car from the Obama administration? 83 00:03:01,725 --> 00:03:06,480 We just got the brand-new seven series. 84 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:08,315 Yes, how nice! 85 00:03:08,315 --> 00:03:11,193 I didn't realize it came in banana. 86 00:03:11,193 --> 00:03:13,946 Beautiful color! 87 00:03:15,948 --> 00:03:17,824 Hello and welcome, Choi family. 88 00:03:17,824 --> 00:03:20,410 How are you on this day of worship? 89 00:03:20,410 --> 00:03:23,038 Hi, Benny. 90 00:03:23,038 --> 00:03:24,539 Ugh, whatever, Jennifer. 91 00:03:24,539 --> 00:03:26,500 Would you like to sample some of the pastries 92 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:28,043 I baked from scratch? 93 00:03:28,043 --> 00:03:30,545 Legendary kiss-ass status unlocked. 94 00:03:30,545 --> 00:03:32,506 - Hyung-Joon! - [grunts] 95 00:03:32,506 --> 00:03:33,882 Fuck, that's delicious. 96 00:03:33,882 --> 00:03:35,676 Jennifer, thank you. 97 00:03:35,676 --> 00:03:37,260 Oh, you're so polite. 98 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:40,639 Would you mind keeping an eye on Hyung-Joon in Youth Group? 99 00:03:40,639 --> 00:03:43,392 I worry he's not connecting with scripture. 100 00:03:43,392 --> 00:03:47,187 I worry, too. But you can count on me. 101 00:03:47,187 --> 00:03:49,523 What is your name? 102 00:03:49,523 --> 00:03:52,067 I don't have a name. 103 00:03:52,067 --> 00:03:54,486 - I'm untitled. - [phone chimes] 104 00:03:54,486 --> 00:03:57,406 Cut, cut, cut, cut. 105 00:03:57,406 --> 00:03:59,616 - [gasps] - Oh, my God, what is it? Tell me. 106 00:03:59,616 --> 00:04:01,576 Surprise Beyoncé album. No, wait. 107 00:04:01,576 --> 00:04:02,911 Surprise Solange album? 108 00:04:02,911 --> 00:04:04,246 Even better. 109 00:04:04,246 --> 00:04:08,041 Surprise Sunday Latrine announcement! 110 00:04:08,041 --> 00:04:10,293 ♪ ♪ 111 00:04:11,837 --> 00:04:13,046 [panting] 112 00:04:13,046 --> 00:04:14,589 [Hiroki] What up, fam? 113 00:04:14,589 --> 00:04:17,217 It is I, Hiroki Hassan, 114 00:04:17,217 --> 00:04:20,679 founder of Latrine and the illest man alive. 115 00:04:20,679 --> 00:04:23,140 I interrupt your Sunday scaries to announce 116 00:04:23,140 --> 00:04:26,309 my most exclusive drop yet. 117 00:04:26,309 --> 00:04:28,729 The Golden Dorito. 118 00:04:28,729 --> 00:04:29,896 [all] No way. 119 00:04:29,896 --> 00:04:31,356 Yes way. 120 00:04:31,356 --> 00:04:34,401 I have placed four Golden Doritos 121 00:04:34,401 --> 00:04:38,155 in random Cool Ranch bags around the world. 122 00:04:38,155 --> 00:04:40,115 This Golden Dorito is your ticket 123 00:04:40,115 --> 00:04:43,410 to an all-access tour of my incredibly tasteful 124 00:04:43,410 --> 00:04:47,039 yet sick as fuck lair. 125 00:04:47,039 --> 00:04:48,582 Now, good luck, and remember, 126 00:04:48,582 --> 00:04:52,044 the only rule is there ain't no rules. 127 00:04:52,044 --> 00:04:53,587 [whispers indistinctly] 128 00:04:53,587 --> 00:04:56,590 Okay, apparently there are a few rules. 129 00:04:56,590 --> 00:05:00,093 So, check LATRINE.BIZ for deets. 130 00:05:00,093 --> 00:05:02,971 Bless up and stay woke. 131 00:05:04,389 --> 00:05:07,309 [all] Holy shitballs! 132 00:05:07,309 --> 00:05:09,352 - What do we do? - [Weston] I know what I'm doing. 133 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:12,022 - Peace out, bitches. - [tires screech] 134 00:05:12,022 --> 00:05:15,400 Emergency drop protocol. To the block. 135 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,402 - [crowd shouting] - ♪ I'm on the block right now ♪ 136 00:05:17,402 --> 00:05:18,862 - Aah! - ♪ With some drip that'll drench ♪ 137 00:05:18,862 --> 00:05:20,238 - ♪ The whole town ♪ - [grunting] 138 00:05:20,238 --> 00:05:21,239 ♪ And my flow's making all y'all drown... 139 00:05:21,239 --> 00:05:22,908 - Damn! - Oh, man, 140 00:05:22,908 --> 00:05:25,911 it's like Paris fashion week fucked the Purge. 141 00:05:25,911 --> 00:05:27,204 - Coo-coo! - ♪ With some drip ♪ 142 00:05:27,204 --> 00:05:28,663 ♪ That'll drench the whole town... 143 00:05:28,663 --> 00:05:30,332 Please, let us in. 144 00:05:30,332 --> 00:05:33,710 No can do, boys. Get fucked. 145 00:05:33,710 --> 00:05:35,420 [tires screech] 146 00:05:35,420 --> 00:05:38,590 Oh, how is Benny not here yet? 147 00:05:38,590 --> 00:05:40,926 [somber organ music playing] 148 00:05:40,926 --> 00:05:42,427 [phone vibrating] 149 00:05:42,427 --> 00:05:45,764 Mom, come on, please. I need my phone back. 150 00:05:45,764 --> 00:05:47,974 No, not until after church. 151 00:05:47,974 --> 00:05:49,601 You get too distracted. 152 00:05:49,601 --> 00:05:52,437 You're right, Mommy. I'm sorry. 153 00:05:58,568 --> 00:05:59,945 What? 154 00:05:59,945 --> 00:06:02,280 No, no, no, no, no, no. 155 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:05,534 - Ooh. I gotta get out of here. - [Pastor Pat] Okay, 156 00:06:05,534 --> 00:06:08,787 who's ready to talk about our best pal and savior? 157 00:06:09,955 --> 00:06:12,582 Jesus Christ. 158 00:06:12,582 --> 00:06:14,835 ♪ ♪ 159 00:06:19,548 --> 00:06:20,882 [groans] 160 00:06:24,219 --> 00:06:25,345 - Whoo! - Uh... 161 00:06:28,098 --> 00:06:29,599 [both] Oh! 162 00:06:29,599 --> 00:06:31,601 Hmm. 163 00:06:31,601 --> 00:06:33,019 [chuckles] 164 00:06:33,019 --> 00:06:34,020 Huh? 165 00:06:34,020 --> 00:06:36,022 - [screams] - ♪ ♪ 166 00:06:40,610 --> 00:06:45,699 ♪ I love my B-I-B-L-E Bible ♪ 167 00:06:45,699 --> 00:06:47,367 [kids clapping along] 168 00:06:47,367 --> 00:06:52,038 - ♪ B-I-B-L-E Bible ♪♪ - God... 169 00:06:52,038 --> 00:06:53,832 Don't make me tell, Hyung-Joon. 170 00:06:53,832 --> 00:06:55,750 What? I need to call my grandma. 171 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:57,210 It's 5:00 a.m. in Seoul. 172 00:06:57,210 --> 00:06:58,628 She's an early riser. 173 00:06:58,628 --> 00:07:00,213 Fine. You have two minutes, 174 00:07:00,213 --> 00:07:01,631 then I'm telling your mother. 175 00:07:01,631 --> 00:07:04,176 Ooh, I'm so scared. 176 00:07:04,176 --> 00:07:06,803 - 1:59, 1:58... - [panting] 177 00:07:08,513 --> 00:07:09,931 [phone ringing] 178 00:07:09,931 --> 00:07:11,308 You guys, it's Benny. 179 00:07:11,308 --> 00:07:13,727 Bro, the whole block has gone apeshit. 180 00:07:13,727 --> 00:07:15,437 We're hiding in a dumpster, and I smell like 181 00:07:15,437 --> 00:07:17,772 somebody else's burrito. Where are you? 182 00:07:17,772 --> 00:07:18,773 I'm in hell. 183 00:07:18,773 --> 00:07:20,358 Look, I don't have much time. 184 00:07:20,358 --> 00:07:22,319 The drop announcement, skim it for clues. 185 00:07:22,319 --> 00:07:23,987 Hiroki's been obsessed with Easter eggs 186 00:07:23,987 --> 00:07:26,156 ever since he dropped that Da Vinci Code skate deck. 187 00:07:26,156 --> 00:07:27,407 You know, I'm just gonna say it. 188 00:07:27,407 --> 00:07:28,783 Book's better than the movie. Ah! 189 00:07:28,783 --> 00:07:30,410 [Truman] I'm not seeing anything. 190 00:07:30,410 --> 00:07:31,745 Hey, quick Q for you, Benny. 191 00:07:31,745 --> 00:07:32,954 [Dale] I've always wondered about this. 192 00:07:32,954 --> 00:07:34,831 Is Jesus white or Asian in Korean church? 193 00:07:34,831 --> 00:07:36,791 He's whiter than a rice cake, Dale. 194 00:07:36,791 --> 00:07:38,251 Don't interrupt us. 195 00:07:38,251 --> 00:07:39,836 Wait, that's it. 196 00:07:39,836 --> 00:07:42,797 Go to that spot where his henchman interrupts him. 197 00:07:42,797 --> 00:07:44,382 [Truman] It's just his shadowy figure. 198 00:07:44,382 --> 00:07:47,010 - Go back. The time code jumped. - Read it to me. 199 00:07:47,052 --> 00:07:49,971 [Truman] 04:17:20:10. 200 00:07:49,971 --> 00:07:51,973 - Is that an address? - It's a date. 201 00:07:51,973 --> 00:07:54,100 April 17, 2010. 202 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:56,394 Not just any date. It's a drop! 203 00:08:00,357 --> 00:08:02,192 Of course. 204 00:08:02,192 --> 00:08:04,694 The Latrine transition glasses. 205 00:08:04,694 --> 00:08:07,239 I have them. Go to my house. It's in the... 206 00:08:07,239 --> 00:08:09,658 - Time's up, Hyung-Joon. - [Truman] Benny? 207 00:08:09,658 --> 00:08:10,909 What the fuck? 208 00:08:10,909 --> 00:08:12,410 - Shit. - Aah! 209 00:08:12,410 --> 00:08:14,871 You heard the man. To Benny's house. 210 00:08:14,871 --> 00:08:16,706 Goddamn it, Jennifer, give it back. 211 00:08:16,706 --> 00:08:18,833 We're still young; it's not a big deal if I hit you. 212 00:08:18,833 --> 00:08:21,169 You want me to tell on you, or you want to lose the phone? 213 00:08:21,169 --> 00:08:23,129 Why are those my options?! 214 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:27,425 [sighs] Fine. 215 00:08:27,425 --> 00:08:29,719 [chuckles] Good choice. 216 00:08:29,719 --> 00:08:31,554 [Truman] Yo, come on, come on, come on. 217 00:08:34,599 --> 00:08:36,184 Oh, hello, Gucci. 218 00:08:36,184 --> 00:08:38,478 Who's a good boy? You's a good boy 219 00:08:38,478 --> 00:08:40,605 Yes, yes, yes. Ya! 220 00:08:40,605 --> 00:08:44,067 This is so exciting. We're like Charlie's Angels. 221 00:08:44,067 --> 00:08:46,945 What? We're nothing like Charlie's Angels, bruh. 222 00:08:46,945 --> 00:08:49,155 You had so many franchise options. 223 00:08:49,155 --> 00:08:51,449 I could have been Black Bond in this bitch. 224 00:08:51,449 --> 00:08:53,368 Yo, respect the culture, boys. 225 00:08:53,368 --> 00:08:55,662 Damn, tracking mud is wild disrespectful. 226 00:08:58,373 --> 00:09:00,792 - You guys see the glasses? - No. Nothing. 227 00:09:04,671 --> 00:09:06,673 Ooh. 228 00:09:06,673 --> 00:09:08,383 You guys want to see baby Benny 229 00:09:08,383 --> 00:09:10,844 - in a seersucker bow tie? - [Dale] What? 230 00:09:10,844 --> 00:09:12,887 - I have the exact same crayon pic. - Found it. 231 00:09:16,182 --> 00:09:18,101 - [phone chimes] - [gasps] Shit. 232 00:09:18,101 --> 00:09:19,561 First chip was found. 233 00:09:19,561 --> 00:09:22,355 [reporter] Congratulations on finding the first Golden Dorito. 234 00:09:22,355 --> 00:09:23,732 Who's gonna be your plus-one? 235 00:09:23,732 --> 00:09:26,651 Easy. My plus-one is my best friend Mike. 236 00:09:26,651 --> 00:09:28,403 Thank God I only have one. 237 00:09:30,030 --> 00:09:32,782 So... it's like a plus-one thing? 238 00:09:32,782 --> 00:09:34,200 How did we not know? 239 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:36,328 I mean, it is a bullshit rule, 240 00:09:36,328 --> 00:09:37,787 but me and Benny are gonna take 241 00:09:37,787 --> 00:09:39,914 tons of pics and vids for you guys, so don't worry. 242 00:09:39,914 --> 00:09:41,499 What?! Why don't we get to go? 243 00:09:41,499 --> 00:09:42,792 You think we're just here to help? 244 00:09:42,792 --> 00:09:46,796 That's literally what Dale's Twitter bio says. 245 00:09:46,796 --> 00:09:47,964 Hey, don't hate on Boy Scout code. 246 00:09:47,964 --> 00:09:49,299 Well, that's not what mine says. 247 00:09:49,299 --> 00:09:50,508 [Dale] Guys, stop fighting. 248 00:09:50,508 --> 00:09:51,885 We need to focus on the chip. 249 00:09:51,885 --> 00:09:53,345 We'll figure out who's going later. 250 00:09:54,220 --> 00:09:57,807 [Pastor Pat] Today we're discussing false idols. 251 00:10:00,435 --> 00:10:02,145 Hyung-Joon, pay attention. 252 00:10:02,145 --> 00:10:05,523 Ugh. This Kumon bitch is too much. 253 00:10:05,523 --> 00:10:07,567 Would anyone like to come up here and read the next passage? 254 00:10:07,567 --> 00:10:09,194 - Oh, oh, Jennifer would. - Hey. 255 00:10:09,194 --> 00:10:10,403 Ugh, Hyung-Joon. 256 00:10:11,571 --> 00:10:13,114 - [laughing] - [Jennifer groans] 257 00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:19,037 - [phone line rings] - [grunts] 258 00:10:19,037 --> 00:10:20,330 [phone ringing] 259 00:10:20,330 --> 00:10:21,831 [Benny] Dude, it's me. I'm on a burner. 260 00:10:21,831 --> 00:10:23,583 What's up, Charlie? Angels here. 261 00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:25,585 - Right? Come on. - [Truman] Bro! 262 00:10:25,585 --> 00:10:27,670 We found these glasses, but they don't do shit. 263 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:29,255 They don't even transition properly. 264 00:10:29,255 --> 00:10:31,508 Why would Hiroki lead us to the glasses 265 00:10:31,508 --> 00:10:32,884 if they don't do anything? 266 00:10:32,884 --> 00:10:36,012 Obviously to see something. But what? 267 00:10:36,012 --> 00:10:38,348 Yo, check it. It's the plug. 268 00:10:38,348 --> 00:10:40,475 [Benny] Of course. How could I forget? 269 00:10:40,475 --> 00:10:42,268 It was when Joaquin was transitioning into 270 00:10:42,268 --> 00:10:43,978 a performance artist right before 271 00:10:43,978 --> 00:10:45,438 he grew the beard and started rapping. 272 00:10:45,438 --> 00:10:47,065 Go find Joaquin. 273 00:10:47,065 --> 00:10:48,108 He'll know what to do. 274 00:10:48,108 --> 00:10:49,192 Dope. 275 00:10:49,192 --> 00:10:51,403 - Thanks, bestie. - [Derica] Bestie? 276 00:10:51,403 --> 00:10:53,988 I've known Benny since Mrs. Gill's preschool class. 277 00:10:53,988 --> 00:10:55,990 - I introduced you two. - Hey, Benny, 278 00:10:55,990 --> 00:10:57,867 you should know there's a... 279 00:10:57,867 --> 00:11:00,328 Well, if it isn't the little hype bitch. 280 00:11:00,370 --> 00:11:01,996 [speaking Korean] I wonder which one of your sisters 281 00:11:01,996 --> 00:11:03,540 I'm gonna hook up with first? 282 00:11:03,540 --> 00:11:05,667 Probably Helen. Now give it back! 283 00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:08,378 Listen to you. Can't even clap back in Korean. 284 00:11:08,378 --> 00:11:10,088 Spending too much time with your woke-ass friends, 285 00:11:10,088 --> 00:11:11,464 Hyung-Joon? 286 00:11:11,464 --> 00:11:13,007 You think if you cop enough Latrine gear, they'll 287 00:11:13,007 --> 00:11:15,552 - mistake you for a white boy? - [laughter] 288 00:11:15,552 --> 00:11:19,013 [grunts] I wear Latrine because it's fucking dope. 289 00:11:19,013 --> 00:11:22,517 If I wanted to get a job at H&R Block, I'd wear J.Crew. 290 00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:24,436 - [others gasp] - Shit, my lame-ass white friends 291 00:11:24,436 --> 00:11:26,312 don't even wear J.Crew. Whoa. 292 00:11:28,314 --> 00:11:29,315 Whoops. 293 00:11:29,315 --> 00:11:30,567 You son of a bitch. 294 00:11:30,567 --> 00:11:31,860 What's going on in here? 295 00:11:31,860 --> 00:11:34,070 I caught Hyung-Joon sneaking out to talk on the phone, 296 00:11:34,070 --> 00:11:36,322 and when I tried to stop him, he cursed at me. 297 00:11:36,322 --> 00:11:38,366 It's actually a lot more nuanced than that. 298 00:11:38,366 --> 00:11:40,368 - Hyung-Joon, you're coming with me. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 299 00:11:40,368 --> 00:11:41,494 [laughter] 300 00:11:41,494 --> 00:11:44,289 [Derica] Kombucha Brewery? 301 00:11:44,289 --> 00:11:46,499 I thought this was Joaq-dog's art studio. 302 00:11:46,499 --> 00:11:49,586 Extra, extra, swipe all about it. 303 00:11:49,586 --> 00:11:52,172 Chips two and three found. 304 00:11:52,172 --> 00:11:54,424 Oh, sacrebleu. 305 00:11:54,424 --> 00:11:56,509 Thank God I only have one best friend. 306 00:11:56,509 --> 00:11:59,429 Thank God I only have one best friend. 307 00:11:59,429 --> 00:12:02,098 Damn, one left? This better work. 308 00:12:13,651 --> 00:12:16,738 Joaquin, bro, 911 chip sitch. 309 00:12:16,738 --> 00:12:19,032 We need your help. 310 00:12:19,032 --> 00:12:20,241 Vow of silence break. 311 00:12:20,241 --> 00:12:22,160 Sorry about that, fam, it's just we brew 312 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:26,039 in silence here 'cause the boocha molecules are crazy shy. 313 00:12:26,039 --> 00:12:28,791 No need to be shy around us. Keep brewing. 314 00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,502 You're doing great. 315 00:12:30,502 --> 00:12:33,379 Hey, real talk, what you know about these joints? 316 00:12:33,379 --> 00:12:35,340 Just when I think I can stop running, 317 00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:38,092 my Latrine past catches up to me. 318 00:12:38,092 --> 00:12:40,929 When they were recalled, so was I. 319 00:12:40,929 --> 00:12:43,348 Hiroki said I should just turn my back 320 00:12:43,348 --> 00:12:45,183 on the glasses. 321 00:12:45,183 --> 00:12:46,893 So you don't have a clue for us? 322 00:12:46,893 --> 00:12:48,770 Are you even aware there's a worldwide 323 00:12:48,770 --> 00:12:50,230 Dorito contest going on? 324 00:12:50,230 --> 00:12:53,233 No, I fux with the Salsa Verde, but that is it. 325 00:12:53,233 --> 00:12:56,319 Hey, Joaquin, Dan dropped his smudge stick in the vat again. 326 00:12:56,319 --> 00:12:59,572 Sorry, gang, when the booch calls, I answer. 327 00:13:02,659 --> 00:13:04,911 Hold up, give me the glasses. 328 00:13:04,911 --> 00:13:08,915 No way. Joaquin is the clue. 329 00:13:08,915 --> 00:13:10,542 Check it. 330 00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:12,585 [gasps] That's young Hiroki. 331 00:13:12,585 --> 00:13:14,712 I know what the next clue is. Come on. 332 00:13:14,712 --> 00:13:16,339 Thanks, Joaq-dog. 333 00:13:20,552 --> 00:13:23,054 Young Hiroki looked up to his first mentor, 334 00:13:23,054 --> 00:13:26,057 legendary '80s fashion designer Azzedine Alaia. 335 00:13:26,057 --> 00:13:27,767 D, the Alaia store got torn down. 336 00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:29,727 You know that. It's Barks & Bitches now. 337 00:13:29,727 --> 00:13:33,606 - Exactly. It's the perfect place to hide a chip. - Slow down, Angels. 338 00:13:33,606 --> 00:13:35,275 I'm running low on battery. 339 00:13:37,777 --> 00:13:39,862 [sinister laugh] 340 00:13:41,990 --> 00:13:44,701 It's time for Abraham's Choice. 341 00:13:44,701 --> 00:13:46,286 Everyone grab a partner you're willing to 342 00:13:46,286 --> 00:13:47,745 sacrifice for the Lord. 343 00:13:47,745 --> 00:13:50,790 Hyung-Joon, let's be partners. 344 00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:52,667 Lewis? 345 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:54,502 - Where's Hyung-Joon? - Um, I don't know. 346 00:13:54,502 --> 00:13:56,254 He Venmo'd me ten bucks to wear this. 347 00:13:56,254 --> 00:13:57,839 Don't kill me. 348 00:13:57,839 --> 00:13:59,340 [phone vibrating] 349 00:14:05,513 --> 00:14:07,640 Thanks for holding my celly, JC. 350 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:10,476 [entry bell chimes] 351 00:14:10,476 --> 00:14:11,811 - [cats meowing] - [puppies yapping] 352 00:14:11,811 --> 00:14:14,230 You can just ask about the animals. 353 00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:15,565 You don't have to sift through their poop. 354 00:14:15,565 --> 00:14:17,734 - [phone rings] - [Benny] D, it's me. 355 00:14:17,734 --> 00:14:19,068 I'm on another burner. 356 00:14:19,068 --> 00:14:20,903 - You guys get anything from Joaquin? - Yes. 357 00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,364 His back tattoos led us to the old Alaia store, 358 00:14:23,364 --> 00:14:25,074 aka Bark & Bitches. 359 00:14:25,074 --> 00:14:28,119 And since I cracked the clue, I should get to go with you. 360 00:14:28,119 --> 00:14:29,370 Get to go? 361 00:14:29,370 --> 00:14:31,247 - There's no chip here, D. - Yes, there is. 362 00:14:31,247 --> 00:14:33,625 You're just not looking hard enough, Truman. 363 00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:35,918 Hey, just curious, why am I not even an option? 364 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:38,671 Dale, my fucking mom is going before you're going. 365 00:14:38,671 --> 00:14:40,089 Why are you guys fighting? 366 00:14:40,089 --> 00:14:41,341 What are you even talking about? 367 00:14:41,341 --> 00:14:43,259 Oh, like you don't know. 368 00:14:43,259 --> 00:14:45,136 We've been racing around Fairfax all day 369 00:14:45,136 --> 00:14:46,554 while your ass is in church. 370 00:14:46,554 --> 00:14:48,973 Yeah, why should Benny get to go anyway? 371 00:14:48,973 --> 00:14:50,975 Derica, you and me should go. 372 00:14:50,975 --> 00:14:52,894 Someone tell me what is going on. 373 00:14:52,894 --> 00:14:55,563 Guys, Sherman got the last chip. 374 00:14:55,563 --> 00:14:56,939 It's over. 375 00:14:58,316 --> 00:15:01,194 [crying out] 376 00:15:01,194 --> 00:15:02,654 - Hyung-Joon. - Wha? 377 00:15:02,654 --> 00:15:04,614 I begged you to be good today. 378 00:15:04,614 --> 00:15:06,783 But Jennifer tells me you've been sneaking out, 379 00:15:06,783 --> 00:15:10,328 and Pastor Pat tells me you were using curse words. 380 00:15:10,328 --> 00:15:14,624 Why do you have to misbehave on such an important day for me? 381 00:15:14,624 --> 00:15:16,084 Important for you? 382 00:15:16,084 --> 00:15:18,878 Today is the most important day of my life. 383 00:15:18,878 --> 00:15:20,880 I'm trying to make something of myself, 384 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,299 and everyone is sabotaging me. 385 00:15:23,299 --> 00:15:25,927 - You have no idea what that feels like. - [harsh groan] 386 00:15:25,927 --> 00:15:27,887 So disrespectful. 387 00:15:27,887 --> 00:15:31,015 I do everything for you, and still you embarrass me. 388 00:15:31,015 --> 00:15:33,726 You don't get me at all. I hate it here. 389 00:15:33,726 --> 00:15:35,061 [all gasp] 390 00:15:35,061 --> 00:15:37,355 Umma, I'm sorry, I... 391 00:15:37,355 --> 00:15:40,733 Get back inside. Now. 392 00:15:43,361 --> 00:15:46,072 [speaking Korean] Aw, he's fat on the inside too? 393 00:15:46,072 --> 00:15:49,826 And then the disciple Stephen was taken outside of Jerusalem, 394 00:15:49,826 --> 00:15:51,703 where he was stoned to death. 395 00:15:51,703 --> 00:15:53,871 Lucky him. 396 00:15:53,871 --> 00:15:56,332 Give phone please. 397 00:15:56,332 --> 00:15:57,792 I'm not supposed to. 398 00:15:57,792 --> 00:15:59,168 Look at me, Jennifer. 399 00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:00,878 I'm sitting in the Sinner's Corner. 400 00:16:00,878 --> 00:16:03,423 I'm not going to Hiroki's lair, and I'm pretty sure 401 00:16:03,423 --> 00:16:04,966 my mom's going to disown me. 402 00:16:04,966 --> 00:16:08,720 So either give me the phone or push me off the roof. 403 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,722 [sighs] 404 00:16:10,722 --> 00:16:13,808 I just can't believe it was Sherman. 405 00:16:13,808 --> 00:16:17,061 Guess there really is a God, and he hates me. 406 00:16:17,061 --> 00:16:19,689 Are you seriously crying over a fake golden chip? 407 00:16:19,689 --> 00:16:21,482 Hiroki would never use fake gold. 408 00:16:21,482 --> 00:16:23,317 He's authentic to his core. 409 00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:25,194 Then that Sherman guy got a fake one. 410 00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:27,488 What are you talking about? 411 00:16:27,488 --> 00:16:31,117 Jennifer, come on, girl, I'm sorry. 412 00:16:31,117 --> 00:16:32,452 I think you're brilliant, all right? 413 00:16:32,452 --> 00:16:35,037 A little cuckoo, but that's hot to some people. 414 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,706 Please tell me. Please? 415 00:16:36,706 --> 00:16:38,291 [sighs] The filaments 416 00:16:38,291 --> 00:16:40,084 near the edges of the chip are not remnants 417 00:16:40,084 --> 00:16:41,919 - of real gold. - Go on. 418 00:16:41,919 --> 00:16:44,005 It's turning his fingers green, dummy. 419 00:16:44,005 --> 00:16:45,673 Only fake gold does that. 420 00:16:45,673 --> 00:16:47,717 How sure are you? 421 00:16:47,717 --> 00:16:49,969 I'm a straight-A student, Hyung-Joon. 422 00:16:49,969 --> 00:16:51,721 I'm pretty fucking sure. 423 00:16:51,721 --> 00:16:53,931 The Lord works in mysterious ways. 424 00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:57,852 [straining] 425 00:16:57,852 --> 00:17:00,563 Wait. That was really impressive. 426 00:17:00,563 --> 00:17:02,565 But what about your cello performance? 427 00:17:02,565 --> 00:17:05,985 Fuck my cello performance! My mom already hates me. 428 00:17:05,985 --> 00:17:08,571 Latrine is an even bigger BFD. 429 00:17:08,571 --> 00:17:10,782 [grunting] 430 00:17:10,782 --> 00:17:12,450 - [shoulder pops back] - [whimpers] 431 00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:22,543 - [phone line ringing] - Guys, it's me. 432 00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:23,753 The chip's a fake. 433 00:17:23,753 --> 00:17:25,004 Wait, how do you know? 434 00:17:25,004 --> 00:17:27,131 My source is legit. Trust me. 435 00:17:27,131 --> 00:17:28,257 Even if it is a fake, 436 00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:30,134 we couldn't find anything at Bark & Bitches. 437 00:17:30,134 --> 00:17:31,677 That's because it's not there. 438 00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:33,846 Hiroki's real first job was working 439 00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:36,641 for his mom's donut shop, Trusty Donuts. 440 00:17:36,641 --> 00:17:39,727 His first mentor was his mom. 441 00:17:39,727 --> 00:17:41,229 So the dream is still alive? 442 00:17:41,229 --> 00:17:42,897 - [voices approaching] - Oh, shit. 443 00:17:42,897 --> 00:17:44,357 Hold on, guys. 444 00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:47,360 [speaking Korean] I'm sorry your son is such a disappointment. 445 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:50,488 Maybe Jennifer should perform at the memorial instead. 446 00:17:50,488 --> 00:17:51,739 Her emergency bassoon is in the car just in case. 447 00:17:51,739 --> 00:17:54,075 No, Hyung-Joon will play. 448 00:17:54,075 --> 00:17:56,869 And he's not a disappointment. He's unique. 449 00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:58,830 Oh. You should see his shoe business. 450 00:17:58,830 --> 00:18:01,874 - He bought me these Louboutins with his own money. - Huh. 451 00:18:01,916 --> 00:18:04,252 Those are three seasons old. 452 00:18:04,252 --> 00:18:07,630 Too bad kids don't come with gift receipts. 453 00:18:07,630 --> 00:18:09,924 [laughter] 454 00:18:09,924 --> 00:18:11,717 [Derica] Benny, what's going on? You there? 455 00:18:11,717 --> 00:18:15,972 My mom. I'm her Golden Dorito. 456 00:18:15,972 --> 00:18:18,724 This is her drop day and I'm ruining it. 457 00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:20,351 Sorry, guys, I can't make it. 458 00:18:20,351 --> 00:18:21,936 Are you serious? 459 00:18:21,936 --> 00:18:25,189 Benny, Latrine is the most important thing in your life. 460 00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:26,649 It's your religion. 461 00:18:26,649 --> 00:18:29,402 Second most. Now, go on without me. 462 00:18:29,402 --> 00:18:31,904 I need to handle something. You guys got this. 463 00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:35,491 Benny's right. We can do this. 464 00:18:35,491 --> 00:18:38,703 Friends, or best friends? 465 00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:39,912 [all] Best friends! 466 00:18:39,912 --> 00:18:41,664 [dog barks] 467 00:18:41,706 --> 00:18:43,416 [organ playing] 468 00:18:43,416 --> 00:18:44,709 [clears throat] 469 00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:47,336 How can we not talk about family 470 00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:51,382 when family's all that we got? 471 00:18:51,382 --> 00:18:54,427 And now, I would like to welcome our very own 472 00:18:54,427 --> 00:18:56,596 Hyung-Joon Choi to the stage 473 00:18:56,596 --> 00:18:59,932 to perform a piece for BFD on the cello. 474 00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:01,684 [exhales sharply] 475 00:19:03,728 --> 00:19:06,355 There. 476 00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:07,356 We're too late. 477 00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:09,108 [entry bell chimes] 478 00:19:09,108 --> 00:19:12,361 Hey, wait, That's our Dorito bag. 479 00:19:15,239 --> 00:19:18,326 This goes out to the BFD in my life, 480 00:19:18,326 --> 00:19:19,452 my umma. 481 00:19:19,452 --> 00:19:20,870 [audience murmurs] 482 00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:28,794 Secure the motherfucking bag! 483 00:19:30,421 --> 00:19:33,007 ♪ ♪ 484 00:19:39,472 --> 00:19:41,849 I know a shortcut. Follow me. 485 00:19:43,684 --> 00:19:45,895 ♪ ♪ 486 00:19:53,819 --> 00:19:56,238 ♪ ♪ 487 00:19:57,657 --> 00:19:59,200 Yah! 488 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,826 [straining] 489 00:20:02,203 --> 00:20:03,746 That chip is mine. 490 00:20:03,746 --> 00:20:05,998 - Whoa! - [crying out] 491 00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:10,544 Weston? But you're our principal. 492 00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:13,005 Not on weekends. 493 00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:16,592 - Aah... - Aah! 494 00:20:16,592 --> 00:20:19,011 Yah. 495 00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:21,013 ♪ ♪ 496 00:20:28,312 --> 00:20:29,480 [engine revs] 497 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,899 [tires screech] 498 00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:34,610 Want to see what 30K a year will do to a man? 499 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,322 What the fuck?! 500 00:20:44,245 --> 00:20:46,622 Looks like my wife was right. 501 00:20:46,622 --> 00:20:49,166 I'm gonna end up killing some kids today. 502 00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:51,669 I mean, do I even have to say it? 503 00:20:51,669 --> 00:20:55,047 [Truman and Derica] Fine. We're totally Charlie's Angels. 504 00:20:55,047 --> 00:20:56,424 [all shouting] 505 00:20:58,134 --> 00:20:59,093 [sobbing] 506 00:21:00,469 --> 00:21:03,097 [all grunting] 507 00:21:06,642 --> 00:21:08,936 [cries out] 508 00:21:10,479 --> 00:21:12,690 Why are you so good at karate? 509 00:21:17,611 --> 00:21:19,280 Huh? 510 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,032 Guys, over here. 511 00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:26,287 ♪ ♪ 512 00:21:28,414 --> 00:21:31,000 Vaya con Dios, motherfucker. 513 00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:34,837 - Bye-bye. - Wha... 514 00:21:36,547 --> 00:21:37,757 Oh, damn. 515 00:21:37,757 --> 00:21:40,176 - [crying out] - [explosion] 516 00:21:40,176 --> 00:21:43,971 [cheering, laughing] 517 00:21:43,971 --> 00:21:46,474 Did we just murder our principal? 518 00:21:46,474 --> 00:21:48,476 ♪ ♪ 519 00:21:58,152 --> 00:21:59,737 [cheers and applause] 520 00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:03,157 My baby. 521 00:22:05,326 --> 00:22:07,203 Pull over. 522 00:22:11,165 --> 00:22:13,167 Where's the goddamn Dorito bag? 523 00:22:13,167 --> 00:22:15,086 Fuck, I tossed it a mile ago. 524 00:22:15,086 --> 00:22:17,671 Litter gang for life, motherfucker. 525 00:22:17,713 --> 00:22:20,216 [speaking Korean] You must be so proud. 526 00:22:29,433 --> 00:22:31,185 Ugh. What now? 527 00:22:31,185 --> 00:22:33,896 Oh, that was beautiful, Hyung-Joon. 528 00:22:35,231 --> 00:22:36,649 Go get your phone back. 529 00:22:36,649 --> 00:22:39,693 Jennifer, you are truly a psychopath. 530 00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:41,946 It terrifies me that we're probably gonna 531 00:22:41,946 --> 00:22:43,030 hook up someday. 532 00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:45,032 [giggles] 533 00:22:45,074 --> 00:22:46,325 [hawk screeches] 534 00:22:46,325 --> 00:22:47,576 [panting] 535 00:22:47,576 --> 00:22:50,371 This is hopeless. I don't see anything. 536 00:22:50,371 --> 00:22:52,665 Bro, we've had, like, 10,000 Doritos today, 537 00:22:52,665 --> 00:22:54,166 and I ain't even mad at it. 538 00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:56,168 - [clank] - Man, what the fuck? 539 00:22:56,168 --> 00:22:57,628 This chip got a grill? 540 00:22:57,628 --> 00:22:59,922 You gotta look at the date on the bag sometimes, man. 541 00:22:59,922 --> 00:23:01,882 Yo! [gasps] 542 00:23:01,882 --> 00:23:03,342 There it is. 543 00:23:07,805 --> 00:23:09,515 Well? 544 00:23:09,515 --> 00:23:11,600 - Yo! - Yeah! 545 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,686 Holy shit, you did it. 546 00:23:13,686 --> 00:23:14,895 We all did it. 547 00:23:17,106 --> 00:23:19,900 ♪ When I was hungry, she cooked me something yummy ♪ 548 00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:23,445 ♪ And when I was sick, she would take care of me ♪ 549 00:23:23,445 --> 00:23:25,531 ♪ Fix me up chicken soup, let me stay home from school ♪ 550 00:23:25,531 --> 00:23:28,325 ♪ But if I did I couldn't leave the room ♪ 551 00:23:28,325 --> 00:23:29,743 - ♪ 'Cause that was the rule... - [all cheering] 552 00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:31,370 Dope! 553 00:23:33,164 --> 00:23:34,957 I count four of you. 554 00:23:34,957 --> 00:23:37,793 Which two will be attending the Latrine lair? 555 00:23:37,793 --> 00:23:40,713 All of us or none of us. 556 00:23:40,713 --> 00:23:42,298 Okay. 557 00:23:42,298 --> 00:23:44,592 All right, well, I'm gonna need to run that by my boss. 558 00:23:44,592 --> 00:23:46,510 Please hold. Sir? Yeah, hi. 559 00:23:46,510 --> 00:23:49,513 We have a situation with the Fairfax winners. 560 00:23:49,513 --> 00:23:51,640 There's four of them. Mm-hmm. 561 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,143 Yeah, it's one of those "all for one, one for all" scenarios. 562 00:23:54,143 --> 00:23:55,853 Yeah. 563 00:23:57,688 --> 00:23:59,148 He said you can all come. 564 00:23:59,148 --> 00:24:02,401 [all cheering] 565 00:24:02,401 --> 00:24:04,361 ♪ Dedicated to my mama, to my mama ♪ 566 00:24:04,361 --> 00:24:07,656 ♪ Who taught me how to put on my pajamas, she did ♪ 567 00:24:07,656 --> 00:24:09,742 ♪ Always let me have a couple dollars ♪ 568 00:24:09,742 --> 00:24:11,118 ♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪ 569 00:24:11,118 --> 00:24:12,953 ♪ Told me that my dreams I better follow ♪ 570 00:24:12,953 --> 00:24:14,205 ♪ Hey ♪ 571 00:24:14,205 --> 00:24:17,124 ♪ This song is dedicated to my mama ♪ 572 00:24:17,124 --> 00:24:20,169 ♪ She taught me how to put on my pajamas ♪ 573 00:24:20,169 --> 00:24:23,714 ♪ Always let me have a couple dollars ♪ 574 00:24:23,714 --> 00:24:26,091 ♪ And told me that my dreams I better follow ♪ 575 00:24:26,091 --> 00:24:29,511 ♪ I love my mama ♪ 576 00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:32,431 ♪ This is for all the mamas ♪ 577 00:24:32,431 --> 00:24:36,227 ♪ All the mamas working more than one job ♪ 578 00:24:36,227 --> 00:24:39,355 ♪ Working real, real hard ♪ 579 00:24:39,355 --> 00:24:41,523 ♪ Mamas all over the world, you know? ♪♪ 580 00:24:49,448 --> 00:24:51,408 Chirp.