1 00:00:07,050 --> 00:00:08,886 [clock ticking] 2 00:00:08,886 --> 00:00:10,888 Psst. Yo, Dale. Man, move your arm. 3 00:00:10,888 --> 00:00:12,389 I can't see your fucking test. 4 00:00:12,389 --> 00:00:13,891 [whispering] Benny, we're on the essay section. 5 00:00:13,891 --> 00:00:16,101 - You can't copy this part. - [airhorn blows] 6 00:00:16,101 --> 00:00:17,978 [Weston] Pencils down, Fairfax Middle School! 7 00:00:17,978 --> 00:00:19,897 I'm gonna need y'all to stop, drop 8 00:00:19,897 --> 00:00:22,524 and roll on over to Ticketmaster.com 9 00:00:22,524 --> 00:00:24,568 because tickets for the first ever Chernobyl Fest-- 10 00:00:24,568 --> 00:00:26,153 Yung Polluter's Festival of Pollution, 11 00:00:26,153 --> 00:00:27,780 Explosives and Radiation, brought to you 12 00:00:27,780 --> 00:00:30,073 by Welch's Juices, Jams, Jellies and Spreads-- 13 00:00:30,073 --> 00:00:31,492 have officially dropped! 14 00:00:31,492 --> 00:00:33,076 - [cheering] - Yeah! 15 00:00:33,076 --> 00:00:34,703 Hey, fuck this standardized test! 16 00:00:34,703 --> 00:00:36,455 Our future depends on this festival! 17 00:00:36,455 --> 00:00:39,541 The whole Litter Gang is performing! Yung Polluter! 18 00:00:39,541 --> 00:00:42,252 O Dot Besity! Anti-Vaxx! Basura! 19 00:00:42,252 --> 00:00:44,588 Basura is my everything! 20 00:00:44,588 --> 00:00:47,674 Lord have mercy, Shania Twain is playing, too?! 21 00:00:47,674 --> 00:00:50,594 [♪ Shania Twain: "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!"] 22 00:00:50,594 --> 00:00:52,679 Damn, Shania versatile as fuck. 23 00:00:52,679 --> 00:00:54,890 - [students clamoring] - Oh, shit! No bars? 24 00:00:54,890 --> 00:00:57,601 Why, sweet phone? Why today?! 25 00:00:57,601 --> 00:01:00,437 Cell towers are down. There's not enough bandwidth. 26 00:01:00,437 --> 00:01:02,189 - What do we do? - Computer lab? 27 00:01:02,189 --> 00:01:04,066 Ah, no, that's too obvious. We got to go somewhere 28 00:01:04,066 --> 00:01:06,276 that nobody would dare set foot. Uh... Oh. 29 00:01:06,276 --> 00:01:07,986 [all] Library! 30 00:01:07,986 --> 00:01:11,240 [distant shouting] 31 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,700 - Dale, guard the door! - With my life. 32 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:15,869 No lie, this is my first time in here. 33 00:01:15,869 --> 00:01:17,454 Kind of a vibe. 34 00:01:19,498 --> 00:01:22,125 - [banging on door] - [growling] - Oh! 35 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:24,628 I can't hold them much longer! 36 00:01:24,628 --> 00:01:26,630 These CAPTCHA codes are doing me dirty. 37 00:01:26,630 --> 00:01:28,799 Help me figure out which photos are storefronts! 38 00:01:28,799 --> 00:01:31,552 [Derica] What even is a storefront anymore? 39 00:01:31,552 --> 00:01:33,053 - Shit! - Oh! 40 00:01:33,053 --> 00:01:36,306 - Here's Westy! - [yells] 41 00:01:36,306 --> 00:01:38,183 Come on, dude! 42 00:01:39,268 --> 00:01:41,103 [Truman] Boom! 43 00:01:41,103 --> 00:01:42,646 - Fuck, yeah! - Yes! 44 00:01:42,646 --> 00:01:44,064 We're doing this shit. Nobyl Fest! 45 00:01:44,064 --> 00:01:45,315 - Boom, baby! - [Derica whoops] 46 00:01:45,315 --> 00:01:47,276 [loud chatter] 47 00:01:47,276 --> 00:01:49,278 ♪ Oh... ♪ 48 00:01:49,278 --> 00:01:51,405 - ♪ Waitin' for the... ♪ - ♪ Drop ♪ 49 00:01:51,405 --> 00:01:52,990 - ♪ Waitin' for... ♪ - ♪ The drop ♪ 50 00:01:52,990 --> 00:01:55,033 - ♪ Waitin' for the ♪ - ♪ Oh... ♪ 51 00:01:55,033 --> 00:01:56,869 ♪ Waitin' for the ♪♪ 52 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:01,373 - [horns honking] - [Grant] Ha, ha! All right! 53 00:02:01,373 --> 00:02:03,000 Chernobyl Fest! 54 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,543 I'm so excited for you guys. 55 00:02:04,543 --> 00:02:06,587 Your first music festival, Dale! 56 00:02:06,587 --> 00:02:09,047 Aw! It really takes me back, boo. 57 00:02:09,047 --> 00:02:11,884 You know, Dale, Trini and I met a music festival. 58 00:02:11,884 --> 00:02:13,510 [scoffs] I knew we should have Ubered. 59 00:02:13,510 --> 00:02:16,221 It was Jazz Fest. Dave Matthews was headlining. 60 00:02:16,221 --> 00:02:17,931 I was at the dehydration tent. 61 00:02:17,931 --> 00:02:19,641 And I was dehydrated! 62 00:02:19,641 --> 00:02:22,644 Uh, classic Trini alert. She's always dehydrated. 63 00:02:22,644 --> 00:02:26,273 The second we met, I knew he was the one. 64 00:02:26,273 --> 00:02:28,275 Yeah. That sounds a lot like me and Cerise. 65 00:02:28,275 --> 00:02:29,693 [all] Who? 66 00:02:29,693 --> 00:02:31,778 This fire chick I met on the Chernobyl app. 67 00:02:31,778 --> 00:02:34,197 Oh, we got so much in common. 68 00:02:34,197 --> 00:02:35,616 Like, we both agree 69 00:02:35,616 --> 00:02:37,409 Rushmore is when Wes Anderson really came 70 00:02:37,409 --> 00:02:39,244 into his own as a filmmaker, 71 00:02:39,244 --> 00:02:42,122 and we both like the red ones in the Welch Fruit Snacks. 72 00:02:42,122 --> 00:02:45,375 That doesn't mean anything. Everyone likes the red ones. 73 00:02:45,375 --> 00:02:46,793 Come on, Der-bear. 74 00:02:46,793 --> 00:02:48,545 You got to let Truman have his festival moment. 75 00:02:48,545 --> 00:02:50,505 - Festival moment? - Der-Bear? 76 00:02:50,505 --> 00:02:52,215 You know that feeling 77 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:54,509 when everything in the world seems absolutely perfect, 78 00:02:54,509 --> 00:02:57,346 and the music takes hold while the shrooms are kicking in? 79 00:02:57,346 --> 00:02:59,014 I-I think what Trini's trying to say is, 80 00:02:59,014 --> 00:03:01,683 a festival moment is a special memory you'll always 81 00:03:01,683 --> 00:03:02,935 - look back on. - Cool story. Bye! 82 00:03:02,935 --> 00:03:04,937 Oh, uh, okay. Love you all! 83 00:03:04,937 --> 00:03:07,397 Trust the fanny, D-bone! 84 00:03:07,397 --> 00:03:09,775 Thanks, Dad. 85 00:03:09,775 --> 00:03:11,985 [Grant] Hey, babe, what do you think? 86 00:03:11,985 --> 00:03:15,364 Should we scalp some tix? Head into the fest? 87 00:03:15,364 --> 00:03:17,574 ♪ Post my drip up daily just so they can see ♪ 88 00:03:17,574 --> 00:03:19,618 ♪ T-Turn me up some more so my haters... 89 00:03:19,618 --> 00:03:21,620 Whoa! 90 00:03:21,620 --> 00:03:24,539 ♪ None of you guys get fly as me ♪ 91 00:03:24,539 --> 00:03:25,958 ♪ Whoa, matter of fact... 92 00:03:25,958 --> 00:03:27,292 [Truman] I heard they shipped the reactor 93 00:03:27,292 --> 00:03:29,127 from the real Chernobyl. 94 00:03:29,127 --> 00:03:30,921 Those might be real radiation waves. 95 00:03:30,921 --> 00:03:33,548 They better be, man. Polluter don't play. 96 00:03:33,548 --> 00:03:36,009 All righty, guys, what should we do first? 97 00:03:36,009 --> 00:03:38,428 Dirty Coal Bounce House, Poachers Palace. [gasps] 98 00:03:38,428 --> 00:03:40,973 Ooh, how about the Blood Diamond Mine Slide? 99 00:03:40,973 --> 00:03:43,392 Fuck your map, Dora the Explorer. 100 00:03:43,392 --> 00:03:45,560 Hey, I haven't gotten my bearings yet! 101 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:47,145 Don't worry, bruh. 102 00:03:47,145 --> 00:03:49,731 I already got the map pulled up on the Chernobyl App. 103 00:03:49,731 --> 00:03:52,025 And Cerise is hookin' it up with the recs. 104 00:03:52,025 --> 00:03:55,070 BT-Dubs, we got ten percent off all Welch's products 105 00:03:55,070 --> 00:03:56,655 if anyone wants to fuck with some juice. 106 00:03:56,655 --> 00:03:58,323 Yeah, that's gonna be a teensy bit of an issue 107 00:03:58,323 --> 00:03:59,783 because I didn't bring my phone. 108 00:03:59,783 --> 00:04:01,743 Gender neutral scout says what? 109 00:04:01,743 --> 00:04:04,913 Dale, you packed an entire REI into that fanny, 110 00:04:04,913 --> 00:04:06,790 and you didn't bring your phone? 111 00:04:06,790 --> 00:04:09,042 Why would I need my phone? I'll be with my best friends 112 00:04:09,042 --> 00:04:11,920 in the whole wide world, getting my wiggle on to Yung Polluter. 113 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:14,214 That's gonna be my festival moment. 114 00:04:14,214 --> 00:04:15,841 Festival moments are for mommy bloggers 115 00:04:15,841 --> 00:04:17,342 and youth pastors, Dale. 116 00:04:17,342 --> 00:04:19,052 We're here to get Chernt. Right, D? 117 00:04:19,052 --> 00:04:21,722 Damn right. Even though I am morally at odds 118 00:04:21,722 --> 00:04:23,974 with everything this festival stands for, I... 119 00:04:23,974 --> 00:04:25,642 Nope, nope, nope. Cut that out right now. 120 00:04:25,642 --> 00:04:27,060 Derica, what did we say? 121 00:04:27,060 --> 00:04:28,729 If you want me to be your Chernt guru, 122 00:04:28,729 --> 00:04:30,439 we're not gonna be talking trash 123 00:04:30,439 --> 00:04:31,982 about this magical festival of garbage. 124 00:04:31,982 --> 00:04:33,525 You right. You right. Sorry. 125 00:04:33,525 --> 00:04:37,863 In honor of my new mentor Gloria, today is a day off. 126 00:04:37,863 --> 00:04:40,282 I am blocking out all of the ignorant-ass 127 00:04:40,282 --> 00:04:43,452 - cultural appropriators... - [women giggling] 128 00:04:43,452 --> 00:04:47,372 ...so I can let my hair down, recharge the activism battery, 129 00:04:47,372 --> 00:04:50,375 and Chern up the fucking jams. 130 00:04:50,375 --> 00:04:53,170 Speaking of jams, this Welch's ho is coming at me. 131 00:04:53,170 --> 00:04:55,297 Check out this thirst trap she just sent. 132 00:04:55,297 --> 00:04:57,049 I got to hit her back with the fire. 133 00:04:57,049 --> 00:04:59,051 - Mm. - [phone camera clicks] 134 00:05:02,054 --> 00:05:04,765 Chet, I think you need to see this. 135 00:05:04,765 --> 00:05:07,142 We've got this kid here-- Truman Clark. 136 00:05:07,142 --> 00:05:10,103 His Welch's Thirst Score is off the charts. 137 00:05:10,103 --> 00:05:12,481 He's responding to Cerise with unparalleled depth 138 00:05:12,481 --> 00:05:14,149 and a keen understanding. 139 00:05:14,149 --> 00:05:17,194 These numbers can't be right. Check them again. 140 00:05:19,154 --> 00:05:23,033 - [ding] - Oh, my God, he's perfect. 141 00:05:23,033 --> 00:05:24,785 Crank up the thirst meter! 142 00:05:30,207 --> 00:05:33,794 Myth-- Chernobyl Fest is only about music. 143 00:05:33,794 --> 00:05:36,505 Fact-- there are a ton of ways to get Chernt, 144 00:05:36,505 --> 00:05:39,633 starting with this dank-ass Cherno-bowl. 145 00:05:41,510 --> 00:05:43,512 - Ew! - What the fuck you mean, "ew"? 146 00:05:43,512 --> 00:05:45,806 Band-Aids are a delicacy to the Chernobians. 147 00:05:45,806 --> 00:05:47,891 Munch away. 148 00:05:47,891 --> 00:05:49,810 Mmm, that's chewy! 149 00:05:49,810 --> 00:05:51,895 You guys, Cerise might be Chernobian, 150 00:05:51,895 --> 00:05:54,648 so no jokes when we meet her, okay? 151 00:05:54,648 --> 00:05:56,858 God, this radiation's starting to give me a mean sunburn. 152 00:05:56,858 --> 00:05:58,568 Good thing I brought the SPF hundy. 153 00:06:01,321 --> 00:06:03,740 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God! 154 00:06:03,740 --> 00:06:05,784 Basura is starting on time! 155 00:06:05,784 --> 00:06:07,994 [cheering, clamoring] 156 00:06:07,994 --> 00:06:10,247 Let's go! Basura! 157 00:06:10,247 --> 00:06:14,709 My eyes! Sunscreen in the eyes! 158 00:06:14,709 --> 00:06:17,087 ♪ ♪ 159 00:06:17,087 --> 00:06:21,341 Salute and pollute, my man. We are so excited to be here. 160 00:06:21,341 --> 00:06:25,512 Don't get too excited, dad-band. These tickets are fake. 161 00:06:25,512 --> 00:06:27,514 But the scalper said they were legit. 162 00:06:27,514 --> 00:06:29,850 - [alarm sounding] - Recycle these fools! 163 00:06:29,850 --> 00:06:31,309 Hey, watch it, man! 164 00:06:31,309 --> 00:06:33,186 These jorts are Kirkland siggies! 165 00:06:33,186 --> 00:06:34,688 Oh, hey! Let go! 166 00:06:34,688 --> 00:06:37,899 - [cheering] - [instrumental music plays] 167 00:06:37,899 --> 00:06:39,693 Órale, Fairfax! 168 00:06:39,693 --> 00:06:43,405 Basuritas, let me litter with you real quick! 169 00:06:43,405 --> 00:06:45,323 Drop that beat. 170 00:06:45,323 --> 00:06:47,617 Holy shit! Holy shit! This is legendary! 171 00:06:47,617 --> 00:06:51,163 I can't believe I just threw basura at Basura! 172 00:06:51,163 --> 00:06:53,540 No hablo Español, but I'm 'bout it! 173 00:06:53,540 --> 00:06:57,586 Gang, gang! How sick is this, Dale? 174 00:06:57,586 --> 00:07:01,506 [deep voice] I'm not Dale. I'm Susan. 175 00:07:01,506 --> 00:07:04,509 Shit! Guys, we lost Dale. 176 00:07:04,509 --> 00:07:08,763 Derica? Benny? Truman? 177 00:07:08,763 --> 00:07:11,266 - [whimpers] - [growls] 178 00:07:11,266 --> 00:07:12,893 - Ow! - Aah! 179 00:07:12,893 --> 00:07:14,644 [yells, pants] 180 00:07:14,644 --> 00:07:16,771 - [mechanical humming] - Ugh! Aah! 181 00:07:16,771 --> 00:07:19,941 [in slow motion] I'm so fucking trashed! 182 00:07:19,941 --> 00:07:22,652 - Oh! Aah! - [siren blaring] 183 00:07:22,652 --> 00:07:26,198 Brandon, this was supposed to be a chill bachelor party! [gasps] 184 00:07:26,198 --> 00:07:28,909 - [tires squealing] - Ah. Ah. Oh, God. 185 00:07:28,909 --> 00:07:31,244 Hey, that kid's about to cry. 186 00:07:31,244 --> 00:07:33,830 No, I'm not! You're crying. 187 00:07:33,830 --> 00:07:35,999 - Aah. - [laughter] 188 00:07:35,999 --> 00:07:38,001 Don't cry, Dale. Don't cry. 189 00:07:38,001 --> 00:07:39,836 [Grant] Dale! 190 00:07:42,214 --> 00:07:44,758 Dad?! Dad, what do I do? 191 00:07:44,758 --> 00:07:46,218 You got to help me. 192 00:07:46,218 --> 00:07:47,886 I-I can't find my friends, and I'm lost, 193 00:07:47,886 --> 00:07:49,971 and I'm not gonna have my festival moment. 194 00:07:49,971 --> 00:07:52,432 Trust the fanny, son! 195 00:07:52,432 --> 00:07:55,101 The fanny. Of course! 196 00:07:55,101 --> 00:07:56,978 Thanks, Dad! Love you! 197 00:07:56,978 --> 00:07:59,022 No problem D-boh... 198 00:07:59,022 --> 00:08:00,315 [groaning] 199 00:08:00,315 --> 00:08:02,359 Oh, my Go... 200 00:08:02,359 --> 00:08:04,903 Okey dokey. What are we working with here? 201 00:08:04,903 --> 00:08:10,200 Got my night gogs, day gogs, chappies, and... bam! 202 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:13,286 Gang gang! Gang gang! 203 00:08:13,286 --> 00:08:16,039 Hey-yo, Glenn, 'member that time I got separated from the flock? 204 00:08:16,039 --> 00:08:19,251 Dawg, that was the scariest moment of my life, man. 205 00:08:19,251 --> 00:08:21,753 Damn organic farmer tried to keep you as a pet. 206 00:08:21,753 --> 00:08:23,338 I had to peck the shit out of her! 207 00:08:24,381 --> 00:08:27,509 Hey, hey, careful with those pyrotechnics! 208 00:08:27,509 --> 00:08:29,469 Oh, hang on a tick. 209 00:08:29,469 --> 00:08:31,012 Are you Dynamite Shorty? 210 00:08:31,012 --> 00:08:32,514 No, I-I'm just looking for... 211 00:08:32,514 --> 00:08:34,182 Let me guess. Your crew? 212 00:08:34,182 --> 00:08:36,351 Yes! That's right. I-I'm looking for my crew! 213 00:08:36,351 --> 00:08:38,103 All right, come on! They're right through here. 214 00:08:38,103 --> 00:08:40,188 You're gon' need this, too, so take this. 215 00:08:40,188 --> 00:08:41,314 [chiming] 216 00:08:41,314 --> 00:08:42,941 [distant laughter] 217 00:08:42,941 --> 00:08:46,695 - Dale? - Dale? 218 00:08:46,695 --> 00:08:51,741 - Dale? - Dale. Who the fuck is Dale? I'm Susan. 219 00:08:51,741 --> 00:08:53,618 - Dale? Dale? - Dale? - Dale? 220 00:08:53,618 --> 00:08:55,620 - Dale? - Dale?! 221 00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:57,956 - Benny, I don't see Dale. - Me, neither. 222 00:08:57,956 --> 00:09:01,209 - Look, we all love Dale. - Love him to death. 223 00:09:01,209 --> 00:09:03,670 But he's just not a festival kid, all right? 224 00:09:03,670 --> 00:09:07,340 I think we all suspected it, and today, we have our confirmation. 225 00:09:07,340 --> 00:09:09,092 Doesn't mean we can't get Chernt. 226 00:09:09,092 --> 00:09:10,844 Honestly, I think he'd be upset if we didn't. 227 00:09:10,844 --> 00:09:13,930 For sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that sounds good. You guys do that. 228 00:09:13,930 --> 00:09:16,558 Cerise and I will check for Dale at the Ferris wheel. 229 00:09:16,558 --> 00:09:19,853 Perfect. We'll link back here at 9:00 for Yung Polluter. 230 00:09:19,853 --> 00:09:24,107 Benny, let's Chern and burn, baby! 231 00:09:24,107 --> 00:09:26,609 - Aha! Yeah. [laughs] - Yeah! [laughs] 232 00:09:27,652 --> 00:09:29,529 What? 233 00:09:29,529 --> 00:09:32,365 ♪ I got the cool, inner cool... 234 00:09:32,365 --> 00:09:34,117 There they are, Shorty, right over there. 235 00:09:34,117 --> 00:09:35,869 [grunts] 236 00:09:35,869 --> 00:09:38,580 Uh, that's not my crew. 237 00:09:38,580 --> 00:09:42,959 Derica? Benny? Tru? 238 00:09:42,959 --> 00:09:44,711 Gah, you're such a noob, Dale! 239 00:09:44,711 --> 00:09:46,254 All you had to do is stick with the gang. 240 00:09:46,254 --> 00:09:48,882 - [thudding] - [man] Help! He's choking! 241 00:09:48,882 --> 00:09:50,050 - [gasping] - Whoa. 242 00:09:50,050 --> 00:09:53,595 Move, everybody! Give him space. 243 00:09:57,807 --> 00:09:59,559 [coughing] 244 00:09:59,559 --> 00:10:02,145 [whooping, cheering] 245 00:10:02,145 --> 00:10:05,732 Oh, thanks, little homie. That was a close one. 246 00:10:05,732 --> 00:10:07,692 - Almost lost my blunt. - [gasps] 247 00:10:07,692 --> 00:10:09,986 "O Dot Besity"? "From the Litter Gang"? 248 00:10:09,986 --> 00:10:12,155 Hey, my friends love you! 249 00:10:12,155 --> 00:10:14,866 Oh, thanks, dawg. You want to come party with us? 250 00:10:14,866 --> 00:10:18,161 Party with you? I mean, that sounds amazing, O Dot Besity, 251 00:10:18,161 --> 00:10:20,163 but I really ought to keep looking for my crew. 252 00:10:20,163 --> 00:10:22,832 You sure? 'Cause I got a boar roasting on a pit. 253 00:10:22,832 --> 00:10:25,210 We're gonna hit the hot tub and then get Chernt. 254 00:10:25,210 --> 00:10:26,586 Did you say "get Chernt"? 255 00:10:26,586 --> 00:10:28,046 Uh, uh, my friends are getting Chernt. 256 00:10:28,046 --> 00:10:29,923 Then they're definitely gonna be at this party. 257 00:10:29,923 --> 00:10:31,132 Don't worry. I got you. 258 00:10:31,132 --> 00:10:32,801 - Mount up! - [chiming] 259 00:10:32,801 --> 00:10:34,636 [laughing] Oh, ho, ho, ho! 260 00:10:34,636 --> 00:10:36,179 [Truman] Dale? 261 00:10:36,179 --> 00:10:37,764 Cerise? 262 00:10:37,764 --> 00:10:40,433 Dale! Cerise! 263 00:10:40,433 --> 00:10:42,560 It's your Tru-boo. 264 00:10:45,230 --> 00:10:47,315 One ticket for the Ferris wheel, 265 00:10:47,315 --> 00:10:49,526 and one Berry Blitz smoothie, please. 266 00:10:49,526 --> 00:10:51,736 ♪ And I'm rollin' through the neighborhood ♪ 267 00:10:51,736 --> 00:10:53,655 - ♪ Back when I was close to you ♪ - [sighs] 268 00:10:53,655 --> 00:10:55,782 ♪ Close to you, close to you... 269 00:11:02,288 --> 00:11:04,207 Dead rose emoji. 270 00:11:04,207 --> 00:11:06,292 ♪ Hey ♪ 271 00:11:06,292 --> 00:11:09,087 ♪ Ooh-ooh, oh, ooh-ooh, oh ♪ 272 00:11:09,087 --> 00:11:13,007 ♪ And I'm ghosting you, ghosting you, ghosting you... 273 00:11:16,302 --> 00:11:19,013 ♪ And I'm ghosting you, ghosting you... 274 00:11:19,013 --> 00:11:21,349 [phone ringing] 275 00:11:21,349 --> 00:11:22,350 [all gasp] 276 00:11:22,350 --> 00:11:23,560 Code Raspberry! 277 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:26,146 The kid wants to FaceTime Cerise. 278 00:11:26,146 --> 00:11:28,773 - What do we do? - Take the call. 279 00:11:28,773 --> 00:11:31,317 - I'll use the sim. - The sim? 280 00:11:31,317 --> 00:11:33,570 Are you insane? The tech isn't ready yet. 281 00:11:33,570 --> 00:11:38,491 If I don't take this call, we lose him as a customer for life. 282 00:11:38,491 --> 00:11:40,243 Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, yellow leather. 283 00:11:40,243 --> 00:11:41,703 Loose lips sink ships. 284 00:11:41,703 --> 00:11:43,997 Okay, patch me through. 285 00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:48,877 Hey, big head. 286 00:11:48,877 --> 00:11:53,214 Hi. Wow. I can't believe you actually picked up. 287 00:11:53,214 --> 00:11:55,884 You're even prettier on FaceTime. 288 00:11:55,884 --> 00:11:57,886 Stop. Y-You're sweet, 289 00:11:57,886 --> 00:11:59,387 like Welch's Fizzy White Grape juice. 290 00:11:59,387 --> 00:12:00,889 Damn, girl, 291 00:12:00,889 --> 00:12:02,432 I love how hard you ride for Welch's. 292 00:12:02,432 --> 00:12:03,683 [Cerise giggles] 293 00:12:03,683 --> 00:12:04,976 [sucks through straw loudly] 294 00:12:04,976 --> 00:12:07,896 So, where you at, boo? 295 00:12:07,896 --> 00:12:09,564 I'm solo dolo on the Ferris wheel, 296 00:12:09,564 --> 00:12:11,441 and I was kind of hoping you would be here 297 00:12:11,441 --> 00:12:13,109 so we could have our, 298 00:12:13,109 --> 00:12:16,738 you know, festival moment or whatever. 299 00:12:16,738 --> 00:12:18,948 [all] Aw. 300 00:12:18,948 --> 00:12:21,618 Well, we still can, but... 301 00:12:21,618 --> 00:12:23,328 [quietly] Don't you dare. 302 00:12:23,328 --> 00:12:24,454 But-but what, babe? 303 00:12:24,454 --> 00:12:26,331 I don't know. I just... 304 00:12:26,331 --> 00:12:30,126 Kind of, like, scared you won't like me when we meet IRL. 305 00:12:30,126 --> 00:12:32,962 No way! You're so smart, and so cool, 306 00:12:32,962 --> 00:12:36,591 and we like all the same super niche indie stuff, and... 307 00:12:36,591 --> 00:12:39,052 I just want to share this fest with you. 308 00:12:39,052 --> 00:12:40,803 And I just want 309 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,847 to share a Welch's Sparkling Cider with you. 310 00:12:42,847 --> 00:12:45,475 [quietly] Hang up, or I'm calling corporate. 311 00:12:45,475 --> 00:12:48,102 Uh, I-I'm sorry, but I-I think it's better 312 00:12:48,102 --> 00:12:49,896 we never get to know each other, and... 313 00:12:49,896 --> 00:12:51,981 and that's just a hard truth you'll have to accept. 314 00:12:51,981 --> 00:12:53,816 Wait. Wait. But... 315 00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:55,568 [dial tone] 316 00:12:55,568 --> 00:12:57,445 [sighs] 317 00:12:57,445 --> 00:12:59,447 "Hard" truths? 318 00:12:59,447 --> 00:13:01,199 Do you realize what you've done? 319 00:13:01,199 --> 00:13:03,284 Mother of God. 320 00:13:03,284 --> 00:13:04,994 ♪ Choosing my worth and the verb and you shiver ♪ 321 00:13:04,994 --> 00:13:07,330 ♪ Breaking the curse want to speed... 322 00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:11,084 "Welch's Tent of Hard Truths and Tropical Blasts"? 323 00:13:11,084 --> 00:13:13,711 Clever girl! 324 00:13:13,711 --> 00:13:15,922 Get me off this Ferris wheel right now! 325 00:13:15,922 --> 00:13:18,341 - I'm coming for you, Cerise! - [person whoops] 326 00:13:18,341 --> 00:13:20,051 [Benny grunts] 327 00:13:20,051 --> 00:13:22,136 [grunting] Yeah! Get some! 328 00:13:22,136 --> 00:13:24,138 Yeah! Derica! 329 00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:26,474 We feeling Chernt yet, girl?! 330 00:13:26,474 --> 00:13:28,726 [yelling] 331 00:13:31,145 --> 00:13:34,440 Uh, I could kick it up a notch, if you know what I mean. 332 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:36,776 Really? After burning down a whole forest? 333 00:13:36,776 --> 00:13:39,445 Okay, I've been sitting on something that, frankly, 334 00:13:39,445 --> 00:13:42,282 I was going to peel off and do myself, but... 335 00:13:42,282 --> 00:13:45,285 Don't pull that shit with me. Whatever it is, I can handle it. 336 00:13:45,285 --> 00:13:48,621 Fair enough. Garçon, cancel those tanks of napalm! 337 00:13:48,621 --> 00:13:50,290 [distant chatter] 338 00:13:50,290 --> 00:13:52,417 - [grunting] - Grant, you're being an idiot. 339 00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:53,918 This is dangerous! 340 00:13:53,918 --> 00:13:55,545 We can find another way in. 341 00:13:55,545 --> 00:13:58,006 You're right. I am a total badass. 342 00:13:58,006 --> 00:13:59,591 Still got it. 343 00:13:59,591 --> 00:14:01,217 Intruder in Section Five! 344 00:14:01,217 --> 00:14:02,844 [alarm blaring] 345 00:14:02,844 --> 00:14:04,721 - [hissing] - Oh, my God! 346 00:14:04,721 --> 00:14:07,223 - Oh, God. Aah! Oh, God! Oh! - [hissing] 347 00:14:07,223 --> 00:14:09,225 - [gasps] - Oh, God! Aah! Aah! 348 00:14:09,225 --> 00:14:11,311 You okay? Did he bite you? 349 00:14:11,311 --> 00:14:13,521 - [sighs heavily] - I'll sue an opossum. I don't care. 350 00:14:13,521 --> 00:14:16,399 Maybe the universe is trying to tell us we're too old. 351 00:14:16,399 --> 00:14:18,234 Maybe our festival days are over. 352 00:14:18,234 --> 00:14:22,155 Uh-uh. It's just a setback, baby, like the day we met. 353 00:14:22,155 --> 00:14:23,698 What do you mean, "the day we met"? 354 00:14:23,698 --> 00:14:25,700 That was the best day of our lives. 355 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,910 Of course it was, but for a minute there, 356 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,829 it was gonna be the worst. 357 00:14:29,829 --> 00:14:32,582 That day, I was supposed to have my first ever big solo. 358 00:14:32,582 --> 00:14:35,084 Dave Matthews offered you a solo? 359 00:14:35,084 --> 00:14:37,795 Yeah. I put so much pressure on myself, 360 00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:40,923 I stopped drinking water and wound up in the hydration tent. 361 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,300 I missed my solo, 362 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:44,552 - but I found you. - Mmm. 363 00:14:44,552 --> 00:14:46,220 Why didn't you tell me? 364 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:48,097 I'm so sorry that happened. 365 00:14:48,097 --> 00:14:50,933 I'm not. Everything happens for a reason. 366 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,352 That day was amazing. 367 00:14:52,352 --> 00:14:53,853 You're right, boo. 368 00:14:53,853 --> 00:14:56,147 Magic can still happen, setbacks be damned. 369 00:14:56,147 --> 00:14:59,150 We have to get into that festival. 370 00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:02,070 ♪ Where my posse, black cat roarin' like Miyaki ♪ 371 00:15:02,070 --> 00:15:05,073 ♪ Sukiyaki, jabs is stickin' like teriyaki ♪ 372 00:15:05,073 --> 00:15:08,159 - ♪ Go, go, go, go, go head ♪ - [laughs] 373 00:15:08,159 --> 00:15:10,161 ♪ Go, go... 374 00:15:10,161 --> 00:15:13,539 You see 'em, little dude? 375 00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:15,166 Mm, not yet, Mr. Besity. 376 00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:16,959 I thought they'd be here for sure. 377 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,670 [THOT] Not my phone! 378 00:15:18,670 --> 00:15:21,798 I wrote my entire structural engineering thesis on there! 379 00:15:21,798 --> 00:15:22,882 [all gasp] 380 00:15:22,882 --> 00:15:25,218 I'll save your phone! 381 00:15:26,886 --> 00:15:28,513 BRB. 382 00:15:30,348 --> 00:15:32,725 [liquid gurgling] 383 00:15:32,725 --> 00:15:34,185 [gasps] Got it! 384 00:15:34,185 --> 00:15:35,311 [cheering] 385 00:15:35,311 --> 00:15:36,771 Now we just need to add rice. 386 00:15:36,771 --> 00:15:38,815 Little Indian Long Grain should do the trick. 387 00:15:38,815 --> 00:15:40,525 ♪ Boy best be watching his tone if he talking to me... 388 00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:43,236 Oh! It's a Basmati Party, y'all! 389 00:15:43,236 --> 00:15:44,737 Thank you so much! 390 00:15:44,737 --> 00:15:46,364 How can I repay you? 391 00:15:46,364 --> 00:15:49,867 Can I braid your hair, or, like, design a bridge for you? 392 00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:52,245 Uh, c-can you design a bridge to help me find my friends? 393 00:15:52,245 --> 00:15:54,539 I can try. What do they look like? 394 00:15:54,539 --> 00:15:57,875 Well, my friend Truman is tall, he's a Hufflepuff, total artist. 395 00:15:57,875 --> 00:15:59,335 Artist? [laughs] 396 00:15:59,335 --> 00:16:01,170 Why didn't you say so? 397 00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:03,131 I know exactly where they are. Here. 398 00:16:03,131 --> 00:16:04,966 - Take my artist pass. - [chiming] 399 00:16:04,966 --> 00:16:07,218 The Artist Area. Of course! 400 00:16:07,218 --> 00:16:08,553 Thanks, Professor Thot! 401 00:16:08,553 --> 00:16:09,762 ♪ I'm nice boi ♪ 402 00:16:09,762 --> 00:16:10,972 ♪ Matter of fact, I'm tight boi... 403 00:16:10,972 --> 00:16:14,434 [Derica] "Kazmir the Three-Dicked Wonder"? 404 00:16:14,434 --> 00:16:16,853 - Oh, my God! - I know. 405 00:16:16,853 --> 00:16:20,523 It's the greatest deformation ever fucked up by human hands. 406 00:16:20,523 --> 00:16:24,026 If the Mona Lisa had three dicks, she'd look like Kazmir. 407 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,946 Do you think the three penii means there are six balls? 408 00:16:26,946 --> 00:16:28,364 Love where your head's at. 409 00:16:28,364 --> 00:16:30,366 Been crunching those numbeez myself. 410 00:16:30,366 --> 00:16:32,285 The possibilities are endless. 411 00:16:32,285 --> 00:16:33,786 They could meet in the center, 412 00:16:33,786 --> 00:16:35,663 or what if they're in a straight line? 413 00:16:35,663 --> 00:16:38,249 Oh, my God! Or a diamond, like a rack of Nine Ball? 414 00:16:38,249 --> 00:16:39,709 Two, please. 415 00:16:39,709 --> 00:16:41,544 Yeah, buh, buh, no, no. No tickets. 416 00:16:41,544 --> 00:16:43,880 Horse is tired. Come back next weekend. 417 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,631 Next weekend?! 418 00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:47,592 No! You can't do this to us! 419 00:16:47,592 --> 00:16:49,177 We got to see the dicks! 420 00:16:49,177 --> 00:16:51,345 Yeah, we only have weekend one tickets! 421 00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:52,805 Horse have three pee-pee. 422 00:16:52,805 --> 00:16:54,557 Horse need three time energy. 423 00:16:54,557 --> 00:16:56,267 Horse need three times nap. 424 00:16:56,267 --> 00:16:58,227 Come back next weekend. 425 00:17:00,605 --> 00:17:02,607 Derica, maybe it wasn't meant to be. 426 00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:05,109 We can still hit up Poacher's Palace before YP starts. 427 00:17:05,109 --> 00:17:06,819 No way! 428 00:17:06,819 --> 00:17:10,364 I came here to get Chernt, and that's what we gon' do. 429 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,745 [goat bleating] 430 00:17:15,745 --> 00:17:17,997 Derica, the guy said he's sleeping. 431 00:17:17,997 --> 00:17:20,625 He can sleep when he's dead. 432 00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:21,959 - [gasps] - [goat bleats] 433 00:17:25,463 --> 00:17:27,256 Hey, trip-dick, let's go. 434 00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:28,674 Get up. Showtime! 435 00:17:28,674 --> 00:17:29,842 [snorts softly] 436 00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:31,219 Come on, dude! 437 00:17:31,219 --> 00:17:33,346 Let me see the dicks! 438 00:17:33,346 --> 00:17:34,472 [neighing] 439 00:17:34,472 --> 00:17:37,642 [both yell] 440 00:17:37,642 --> 00:17:39,977 [Benny] Oh, oh, oh, oh! 441 00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:45,566 ♪ ♪ 442 00:17:45,566 --> 00:17:47,401 [crowd chatter] 443 00:17:49,445 --> 00:17:53,157 [man] Miklosh Goldschmeid. 444 00:17:53,157 --> 00:17:54,742 Lemon-lime. 445 00:17:54,742 --> 00:17:56,869 Cerise? Are you in here? 446 00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:59,539 - Viktor Sitnikov. Blue grape. - Cerise? 447 00:17:59,539 --> 00:18:02,124 Cerise, are you in here? 448 00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,252 - Yuri Lusganova. - Cerise? 449 00:18:04,252 --> 00:18:06,462 Papaya burst. 450 00:18:06,462 --> 00:18:08,589 [whirring] 451 00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:12,677 [crowd clamoring] 452 00:18:12,677 --> 00:18:15,721 - [gasps] - What are we gonna do? He's gonna find us! 453 00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:17,515 Maybe that's not such a bad thing. 454 00:18:17,515 --> 00:18:18,933 Maybe we can work with him. 455 00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:21,394 Maybe he's got answers. 456 00:18:21,394 --> 00:18:23,354 He's just a boy, Chet. 457 00:18:23,354 --> 00:18:24,772 And what am I? 458 00:18:24,772 --> 00:18:26,816 I didn't work my ass off for six months 459 00:18:26,816 --> 00:18:29,151 to become the West Coast VP of Welch's Interactive 460 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:32,405 Social Media Brand Integration and Tropical Blasts for nothing. 461 00:18:32,405 --> 00:18:35,575 Somebody get me a cigarette and a white grape, stat. 462 00:18:35,575 --> 00:18:37,368 Yoinks! 463 00:18:38,369 --> 00:18:40,913 "Cerise Project"? 464 00:18:40,913 --> 00:18:42,498 [loud clamoring] 465 00:18:42,498 --> 00:18:44,125 [all gasp] 466 00:18:46,127 --> 00:18:48,254 What the fuck?! 467 00:18:48,254 --> 00:18:50,172 Hi, Truman. 468 00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:53,676 [distant instrumental music plays] 469 00:18:53,676 --> 00:18:55,928 Gosh darn it. 470 00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:58,264 Can the heavens bless me with a tiny-handed cherub 471 00:18:58,264 --> 00:18:59,974 to save my dang fit? 472 00:18:59,974 --> 00:19:02,768 [♪ Shania Twain: "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!"] 473 00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:05,563 [gasps] E-Excuse me, Miss Shania Twain? 474 00:19:05,563 --> 00:19:07,773 I believe I could be of some assistance. 475 00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:13,946 Wow! That do impress-a me much. 476 00:19:13,946 --> 00:19:15,948 Thank you, little man. 477 00:19:15,948 --> 00:19:20,202 You've got a can-do attitude and a pouch for practical purposes. 478 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,538 But your face tells a different story. 479 00:19:22,538 --> 00:19:24,332 - I want to hear it. - To be honest, 480 00:19:24,332 --> 00:19:25,875 I got lost this morning, 481 00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:27,793 and I've been separated from my friends all day. 482 00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:29,462 And every time I think I'm gonna find 'em, 483 00:19:29,462 --> 00:19:31,130 - I end up farther away. - Huh. 484 00:19:31,130 --> 00:19:32,757 Sounds like a real hitch in your giddyap. 485 00:19:32,757 --> 00:19:34,175 Anything I can do? 486 00:19:34,175 --> 00:19:36,177 I don't think so, Ms. Twain. 487 00:19:36,177 --> 00:19:37,845 I got to go it alone this time. 488 00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:40,222 Then take this for good luck. 489 00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:43,309 Holy smokes. 490 00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:46,354 Another juice box? 491 00:19:46,354 --> 00:19:48,064 No! No more juice! 492 00:19:48,064 --> 00:19:51,692 Just please, tell me where Cerise is. 493 00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:53,569 You're looking at her, Truman. 494 00:19:53,569 --> 00:19:55,237 We're Cerise. 495 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:57,823 I'm so sorry. You were never supposed to see this. 496 00:19:57,823 --> 00:19:59,867 Shut up, Denise! 497 00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:01,869 We work for Welch's. 498 00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:04,705 We partnered with Chernobyl Fest using data collection 499 00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:07,917 and targeted marketing to advertise to your demo: 500 00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:12,088 diverse males, ages 12-15, from middle class backgrounds 501 00:20:12,088 --> 00:20:15,174 with search histories of "35mm film," 502 00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:18,052 "BMX fails" and "twerk vids." 503 00:20:18,052 --> 00:20:19,971 So, the whole Rushmore thing? 504 00:20:19,971 --> 00:20:23,516 That was me. Big Wes Anderson fan. 505 00:20:23,516 --> 00:20:25,184 And the red ones? 506 00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:27,269 [all] Everybody loves the red ones! 507 00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,271 So, she's... 508 00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:34,360 The result of a billion dollars in experimental tech research. 509 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:36,362 How am I supposed to find true love 510 00:20:36,362 --> 00:20:39,281 if everything in this world is fake?! 511 00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:44,203 Cerise might have been fake, but the juice was real, Truman. 512 00:20:44,203 --> 00:20:46,580 No! Fuck your juice! 513 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:50,209 And the jams! And the jellies! And the spreads! 514 00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:52,837 [cries] This shit is boo-hoo! 515 00:20:52,837 --> 00:20:56,966 Uh-huh. So, uh, on a scale of one to five, 516 00:20:56,966 --> 00:21:00,886 how likely are you to recommend our products to a friend? 517 00:21:00,886 --> 00:21:03,014 Five being very much and... 518 00:21:03,014 --> 00:21:06,225 I know how the scale works, and my answer is "zero"! 519 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:11,272 Also, by the way, Guava Lemonade... 520 00:21:11,272 --> 00:21:12,982 it's sitting right in front of you! 521 00:21:12,982 --> 00:21:15,151 You got the guava, and you got the lemonade. 522 00:21:15,151 --> 00:21:17,737 Just mix that shit together! 523 00:21:18,738 --> 00:21:20,239 God, he's a genius. 524 00:21:20,239 --> 00:21:22,950 Fuck this. I'm going to Smuckers. 525 00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:26,370 - [guitar strumming] - [cheering, whooping] 526 00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:29,832 This next song goes out to a little boy I met named "Dale." 527 00:21:29,832 --> 00:21:32,626 It's a song I wrote a long time ago. 528 00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:34,628 [♪ Shania Twain: "You're Still the One"] 529 00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:36,672 [cheering] 530 00:21:40,217 --> 00:21:43,929 ♪ Looks like we lost Dale ♪ 531 00:21:43,929 --> 00:21:47,975 ♪ Two friends got Chernt way too hard ♪ 532 00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:50,561 ♪ Ended up at the stable ♪ 533 00:21:50,561 --> 00:21:55,524 ♪ Where they saw Kazmir's three dicks ♪ 534 00:21:55,524 --> 00:21:58,819 ♪ And Truman catfished ♪ 535 00:21:58,819 --> 00:22:03,574 ♪ By a brand made up of fruit snacks ♪ 536 00:22:03,574 --> 00:22:08,245 ♪ Oh, you're still the Dale I run to ♪ 537 00:22:08,245 --> 00:22:11,999 ♪ The normcore lej we clung to ♪ 538 00:22:11,999 --> 00:22:14,293 ♪ You're still the one I want ♪ 539 00:22:14,293 --> 00:22:19,090 ♪ For love... 540 00:22:19,090 --> 00:22:21,383 It's not over yet, Trini. 541 00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:23,886 All of these garbage trucks have gone into the festival. 542 00:22:23,886 --> 00:22:26,222 We just need to hop in the back, and they'll never know. 543 00:22:26,222 --> 00:22:28,766 I don't know, Grant. This is pretty gross. 544 00:22:28,766 --> 00:22:30,726 Trash into me, babe. 545 00:22:35,815 --> 00:22:37,525 Ah! There he is. 546 00:22:37,525 --> 00:22:39,276 You hook up with Cerise? 547 00:22:39,276 --> 00:22:41,946 Nah, I got catfished by the Welch's marketing team. 548 00:22:41,946 --> 00:22:44,448 How about you guys? You get Chernt? 549 00:22:44,448 --> 00:22:46,200 Yeah, to a fucking crisp. 550 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,119 I don't want to talk about it, okay? 551 00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:49,954 We're the worst friends ever. 552 00:22:49,954 --> 00:22:52,373 - None of us even found... - Dale! 553 00:22:52,373 --> 00:22:53,791 [cheering] 554 00:22:53,791 --> 00:22:55,543 Guys? Guys! 555 00:22:55,543 --> 00:22:56,836 - Over here! - Oh, Dale! 556 00:22:56,836 --> 00:22:58,212 ♪ ♪ 557 00:22:58,212 --> 00:23:00,965 Holy shit! Yung Polluter is starting! 558 00:23:00,965 --> 00:23:03,342 We're never gonna make it! 559 00:23:03,342 --> 00:23:06,178 Not with that attitude we won't. Climb aboard. 560 00:23:06,178 --> 00:23:08,430 ♪ Zoom... 561 00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:10,808 - [grunts] - Here. Use these! 562 00:23:11,851 --> 00:23:13,686 Fuck, yeah! 563 00:23:13,686 --> 00:23:14,979 All hail the fanny! 564 00:23:14,979 --> 00:23:19,024 Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! 565 00:23:19,024 --> 00:23:21,569 Stroke! 566 00:23:21,569 --> 00:23:23,696 - [whooping] - [whoops] Yeah! - We made it! 567 00:23:23,696 --> 00:23:25,364 [Truman] There he is! 568 00:23:25,364 --> 00:23:28,742 [cheering] 569 00:23:28,742 --> 00:23:31,787 Holy mackerel, we're on stage! 570 00:23:31,787 --> 00:23:34,290 [sighs] I'm home. 571 00:23:34,290 --> 00:23:38,586 Chernobyl, y'all ready to blow? 572 00:23:38,586 --> 00:23:40,171 - [cheering] - Cha-cha-cha ching! 573 00:23:40,171 --> 00:23:42,798 I said, 574 00:23:42,798 --> 00:23:46,760 Chernobyl, y'all ready to blow? 575 00:23:50,139 --> 00:23:52,433 Ey, Dynamite Shorty, where my explosives at? 576 00:23:55,019 --> 00:23:57,521 Baby, this is it. 577 00:23:57,521 --> 00:23:59,023 Bring your magic. 578 00:23:59,023 --> 00:24:01,192 You want dynamite, Yung Polluter? 579 00:24:01,192 --> 00:24:02,860 I'll give you dynamite. 580 00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:04,570 - [gasps] - No way! 581 00:24:04,570 --> 00:24:07,990 ♪ Ah, ah-ah, ah, ah-ah ♪ 582 00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:09,867 ♪ Fuck the planet up ♪ 583 00:24:09,867 --> 00:24:13,412 ♪ Ooh ♪♪ 584 00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:16,540 [explosion] 585 00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:19,710 ♪ Yeah, yo, throw some fries on the floor ♪ 586 00:24:19,710 --> 00:24:21,086 ♪ On the floor, on the floor ♪ 587 00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:22,463 ♪ Throw some trash off the boat ♪ 588 00:24:22,463 --> 00:24:24,965 ♪ We pollute ♪ 589 00:24:24,965 --> 00:24:26,258 ♪ Throw a cheeseburger out the coupe... 590 00:24:26,258 --> 00:24:30,763 - Now this is a festival moment. - So Chernt. 591 00:24:30,763 --> 00:24:33,515 ♪ Cigarettes go on the floor, not the trash ♪ 592 00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:35,768 - ♪ Trash ♪ - ♪ Pulling out the coupe we pollutin'... 593 00:24:35,768 --> 00:24:37,561 Yo, dawg, dawg, check out 594 00:24:37,561 --> 00:24:40,731 this little biddie I just met on the Chernobyl app. Mmm. 595 00:24:40,731 --> 00:24:42,983 [whoops] Damn, she's thicc. 596 00:24:42,983 --> 00:24:44,693 ♪ Trash can ♪♪ 597 00:24:44,693 --> 00:24:45,861 ♪ The block is hot ♪ 598 00:24:45,861 --> 00:24:47,863 ♪ ♪ 599 00:24:56,288 --> 00:24:57,623 ♪ The block is hot ♪ 600 00:24:57,623 --> 00:24:59,625 ♪ ♪ 601 00:25:07,716 --> 00:25:08,801 ♪ The block is hot ♪ 602 00:25:08,801 --> 00:25:10,803 ♪ ♪ 603 00:25:18,686 --> 00:25:20,688 ♪ The block is hot ♪♪ 604 00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:33,701 Chirp.