1 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:07,843 [whirring] 2 00:00:10,220 --> 00:00:12,139 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:22,775 --> 00:00:24,818 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:29,573 --> 00:00:31,283 [Hiroki] Announce the drop. 5 00:00:31,325 --> 00:00:33,035 Your selection, my liege? 6 00:00:33,076 --> 00:00:35,370 [Hiroki] Hmm... 7 00:00:35,412 --> 00:00:38,123 The Dr. Phil box tee. 8 00:00:38,165 --> 00:00:39,458 [sinister laughter] 9 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:41,668 [gasps] Dope as fuck, my lord. 10 00:00:41,710 --> 00:00:43,462 Now drop it! 11 00:00:43,504 --> 00:00:46,924 [sinister laughter] 12 00:00:46,965 --> 00:00:49,009 ♪ ♪ 13 00:00:54,348 --> 00:00:56,975 [computer] The sauce. 14 00:00:57,017 --> 00:00:59,436 ♪ America ♪ 15 00:00:59,478 --> 00:01:01,480 ♪ I just checked my following list and ♪ 16 00:01:01,522 --> 00:01:02,898 ♪ You motherfuckers owe me ♪ 17 00:01:02,940 --> 00:01:04,775 ♪ Grandma told me, get your money ♪ 18 00:01:04,817 --> 00:01:07,528 - ♪ Black man, Black man ♪ - ♪ Get your money ♪ 19 00:01:07,569 --> 00:01:09,488 - ♪ Get down ♪ - [Benny] Game-worn Jordans, Diego. 20 00:01:09,530 --> 00:01:11,615 - It's the deal of the century. - [Diego mutters indistinctly] 21 00:01:11,657 --> 00:01:14,493 - Well, someone wore them in a game. - [computer chimes] 22 00:01:14,535 --> 00:01:17,496 Holy shit. Diego, I'll call you back. 23 00:01:17,538 --> 00:01:20,123 No way. Thank you, drop gods! 24 00:01:20,165 --> 00:01:22,876 ♪ Grandma told me, get your money ♪ 25 00:01:22,918 --> 00:01:25,921 - ♪ Get your money, Black man ♪ - ♪ Black man, Black man... 26 00:01:25,963 --> 00:01:27,047 Swag. 27 00:01:28,799 --> 00:01:31,176 Eomma. Appa. I need a ride to Fairfax. 28 00:01:31,218 --> 00:01:34,221 No, Hyung-Joon. You should be studying, not shopping. 29 00:01:34,263 --> 00:01:37,891 Ugh. If I miss this drop, I will never forgive you. 30 00:01:37,933 --> 00:01:39,601 - Love you, pumpkin. - [door slams] 31 00:01:39,643 --> 00:01:43,730 Stop milking almonds! Stop milking almonds! 32 00:01:43,772 --> 00:01:45,190 - Stop milking almonds! - [cries out] 33 00:01:45,232 --> 00:01:48,026 Derica, will you please take your protest away 34 00:01:48,068 --> 00:01:49,236 from the salad bar? 35 00:01:49,278 --> 00:01:51,113 Why don't you take your cis-white 'tude 36 00:01:51,154 --> 00:01:54,825 - away from my protest, Chad? - [phone chimes] 37 00:01:54,867 --> 00:01:56,827 [gasps] I'm out of here, 38 00:01:56,869 --> 00:01:58,954 but not because you asked me to. 39 00:01:58,996 --> 00:02:00,998 Enjoy your lunch break, sheep. 40 00:02:01,039 --> 00:02:04,293 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 41 00:02:04,334 --> 00:02:05,711 - ♪ Oh, oh ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 42 00:02:05,752 --> 00:02:07,296 ♪ Wake up to that... 43 00:02:07,337 --> 00:02:09,214 - [indistinct chatter] - [car horns honking] 44 00:02:09,256 --> 00:02:12,509 [Truman] Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. 45 00:02:12,551 --> 00:02:15,888 Fire. Now give me a look that says, "What's up, Tinder? 46 00:02:15,929 --> 00:02:17,890 - New widow on the block." - [motor starts] 47 00:02:17,931 --> 00:02:20,767 [phone chimes] 48 00:02:20,809 --> 00:02:22,394 Oh, dang. 49 00:02:22,436 --> 00:02:24,313 - I gotta wrap this up. - Thanks, Truman. 50 00:02:24,354 --> 00:02:26,481 Remind me, when do you turn 18? 51 00:02:26,523 --> 00:02:28,942 I'm 13, Ms. P. Don't make me cancel you. 52 00:02:28,984 --> 00:02:30,694 ♪ Get your money, Black man ♪ 53 00:02:30,736 --> 00:02:32,070 - ♪ Black man ♪ - ♪ Get down ♪ 54 00:02:32,112 --> 00:02:33,780 ♪ Ooh... 55 00:02:33,822 --> 00:02:35,616 [indistinct chatter] 56 00:02:35,657 --> 00:02:37,951 [all cheering] 57 00:02:37,993 --> 00:02:40,454 ♪ Grandma told me, get your money ♪ 58 00:02:40,495 --> 00:02:42,706 - ♪ Black man ♪ - ♪ Get your money, Black man ♪ 59 00:02:42,748 --> 00:02:43,957 - ♪ Black man ♪ - ♪ Get your money... 60 00:02:43,999 --> 00:02:46,209 Damn it, Gucci, we're too late. 61 00:02:46,251 --> 00:02:48,503 Yo, I haven't seen a line this long 62 00:02:48,545 --> 00:02:50,672 since the Frances McDormand skate deck. 63 00:02:50,714 --> 00:02:53,634 Fuck! Sorry I'm late, guys. Four-kayak pileup on the river. 64 00:02:53,675 --> 00:02:56,178 Yo, we out of larges, so don't fuckin' ask! 65 00:02:56,219 --> 00:02:57,179 [all groaning] 66 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:59,348 Back of the line, losers. 67 00:03:01,934 --> 00:03:03,852 Are you serious? Sherman got one? 68 00:03:03,894 --> 00:03:06,647 - Ha-ha. Suck it, Benny. - This motherfucker. 69 00:03:06,688 --> 00:03:08,315 Reselling for eight hunj. 70 00:03:08,357 --> 00:03:10,525 Link in bio. What the hell?! 71 00:03:10,567 --> 00:03:13,028 Hoo! Asleep at the wheel again. 72 00:03:13,070 --> 00:03:15,072 Aw, you got 'em good, Quattro. 73 00:03:15,113 --> 00:03:16,740 Freshest birds on the block, Glenn. 74 00:03:16,782 --> 00:03:18,951 Hey, snap a pic for the Gram right quick. 75 00:03:18,992 --> 00:03:20,953 ♪ Oh... ♪ 76 00:03:20,994 --> 00:03:22,537 - ♪ Waitin' for the... ♪ - ♪ Drop ♪ 77 00:03:22,579 --> 00:03:24,247 - ♪ Waitin' for... ♪ - ♪ The drop ♪ 78 00:03:24,289 --> 00:03:26,959 - ♪ Waitin' for the ♪ - ♪ Oh... ♪ 79 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,585 ♪ Waitin' for the ♪♪ 80 00:03:32,130 --> 00:03:34,132 Are we there yet? Because if we don't stop soon, 81 00:03:34,174 --> 00:03:35,384 I'm gonna pee in my Nalgene. 82 00:03:35,425 --> 00:03:37,344 Ask and ye shall receive. 83 00:03:37,386 --> 00:03:39,513 Here we are, Dale, Fairfax Avenue. 84 00:03:39,554 --> 00:03:44,309 Whoa, it's like Hogwarts for fashion. 85 00:03:44,351 --> 00:03:46,019 [Grant] My buddies on Trip Advisor say 86 00:03:46,061 --> 00:03:48,939 it's the coolest street in Los Angeles. 87 00:03:48,981 --> 00:03:50,774 Whoa. 88 00:03:52,067 --> 00:03:53,777 Hey, Dad, are you sure this is where 89 00:03:53,819 --> 00:03:55,028 Uncle Robbie's vape store is? 90 00:03:55,070 --> 00:03:57,572 Not his vape store, D-bone, our vape store. 91 00:03:57,614 --> 00:03:59,032 And it's up to us to carry 92 00:03:59,074 --> 00:04:01,076 the mango-flavored torch until he's back. 93 00:04:01,118 --> 00:04:02,494 But what if I don't make any friends? 94 00:04:02,536 --> 00:04:04,454 Everyone looks so friggin' cool. 95 00:04:04,496 --> 00:04:06,456 You know what Prince used to tell me 96 00:04:06,498 --> 00:04:08,667 when I'd get the pre-show jitters on tour? 97 00:04:08,709 --> 00:04:10,168 Oh, I love it when you talk The Revolution, babe. 98 00:04:10,210 --> 00:04:12,921 He'd say, "Trini, you ain't got to impress nobody. 99 00:04:12,963 --> 00:04:15,674 You're already the flyest honeybee in Paisley Park. 100 00:04:15,716 --> 00:04:17,759 And as long as you stay true to yourself, 101 00:04:17,801 --> 00:04:19,803 - ain't nothing gonna stop you." - [Grant] Amen! 102 00:04:19,845 --> 00:04:22,055 - Besides, you were captain of the hiking team. - Ugh. 103 00:04:22,097 --> 00:04:23,390 You'll make friends in no time. Speaking of which, 104 00:04:23,432 --> 00:04:25,642 - these kids look friendly. - Grant. 105 00:04:25,684 --> 00:04:27,519 - Pardon me. Hey, guys. How you doing? - Dad! No, no, no! Don't. 106 00:04:27,561 --> 00:04:28,895 Hey, what's this line for? 107 00:04:28,937 --> 00:04:32,107 - For sucking this dick, old man. - [laughter] 108 00:04:32,149 --> 00:04:33,692 [Dale sighs] 109 00:04:37,362 --> 00:04:38,655 Huh. 110 00:04:38,697 --> 00:04:40,240 Whoa. 111 00:04:40,282 --> 00:04:42,284 Hey, watch it, normie. 112 00:04:42,325 --> 00:04:44,453 Sorry. 113 00:04:44,494 --> 00:04:46,371 [gasps] Whoa. 114 00:04:46,413 --> 00:04:49,124 ♪ Got a bird's-eye view, I'm with birds in a coupe ♪ 115 00:04:49,166 --> 00:04:51,334 ♪ What it do? I'm the motherfuckin' man ♪ 116 00:04:51,376 --> 00:04:53,462 ♪ Who is you? Who is you? ♪ 117 00:04:53,503 --> 00:04:54,963 ♪ I stick to the plan, what's the move? ♪ 118 00:04:55,005 --> 00:04:58,341 ♪ What's the move? ♪♪ 119 00:04:58,383 --> 00:05:00,594 [Sherman] Psst. Yo, kid. 120 00:05:00,635 --> 00:05:03,388 I'll give you 50 bucks for that Patagonia hat. 121 00:05:03,430 --> 00:05:06,516 - Fifty bucks? Okay. - [Benny] Hey! 122 00:05:06,558 --> 00:05:07,684 It's not for sale, Sherman. 123 00:05:07,726 --> 00:05:09,644 [♪ Pusha T: "If You Know You Know"] 124 00:05:09,686 --> 00:05:11,730 ♪ If you know, you know ♪♪ 125 00:05:11,772 --> 00:05:13,940 Hey, don't do it, dawg. Everybody knows 126 00:05:13,982 --> 00:05:17,402 vintage 'Gonia hats are worth at least two hundo on Grailed. 127 00:05:17,444 --> 00:05:19,321 Yeah. Get out of here, Sherman. 128 00:05:19,362 --> 00:05:21,323 - [Derica hisses] - Fuckin' bunk-ass bootlegger! 129 00:05:21,364 --> 00:05:22,866 - Fuck you, Sherman! - [laughter] 130 00:05:22,908 --> 00:05:26,411 Never trust Sherman. He's a culture vulture. 131 00:05:26,453 --> 00:05:28,663 He'd resell his mama's kidney if he could. 132 00:05:28,705 --> 00:05:31,083 Damn, bro, that outfit is normcore as hell. 133 00:05:31,124 --> 00:05:32,709 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you look like if Tom Hanks 134 00:05:32,751 --> 00:05:34,544 - fucked an REI. - Ha-ha! True. 135 00:05:34,586 --> 00:05:36,880 You literally just named two of my favorite things. 136 00:05:36,922 --> 00:05:38,965 - I'm Dale. - What up, Dale? 137 00:05:39,007 --> 00:05:40,634 I'm Benny, aka Hyung-Joon. 138 00:05:40,675 --> 00:05:43,595 This is Derica and Truman. The crew. 139 00:05:43,637 --> 00:05:45,722 Hey, dope fanny. Where'd you get it? 140 00:05:45,764 --> 00:05:47,265 From my dad. He got it for me 141 00:05:47,307 --> 00:05:49,267 after I earned my climbing badge in Eagle Scouts. 142 00:05:49,309 --> 00:05:51,353 - Eagle Scouts? - Climbing badge? 143 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:53,396 Hold up, are you telling me this isn't some 144 00:05:53,438 --> 00:05:54,981 elaborately constructed outfit? 145 00:05:55,023 --> 00:05:56,483 You're just rocking the hiking shoes 146 00:05:56,525 --> 00:05:58,068 - for ankle support? - Yep. 147 00:05:58,110 --> 00:05:59,694 Just moved here from Oregon with my family. 148 00:05:59,736 --> 00:06:01,363 Rock climbing capital of the country. 149 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:03,365 - Can I get a whoop-whoop? - Don't do that. 150 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:05,242 So, what's everyone waiting for? 151 00:06:05,283 --> 00:06:06,368 Thursday drop. 152 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:08,578 Right. Totally. 153 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:10,622 What's a drop? 154 00:06:10,664 --> 00:06:12,290 - [all gasp] - [tires screech] 155 00:06:12,332 --> 00:06:14,042 The fuck he just say? 156 00:06:14,084 --> 00:06:15,794 [all] Schwimmer's! 157 00:06:18,463 --> 00:06:19,923 [Benny] Welcome to Schwimmer's, Dale, 158 00:06:19,965 --> 00:06:21,883 the dopest deli on Fairfax. 159 00:06:21,925 --> 00:06:23,552 Awesome. What's good here? 160 00:06:23,593 --> 00:06:27,639 Nothing. They got a "B" rating, and everything's, like, $40. 161 00:06:27,681 --> 00:06:30,600 - I love it, though. - Here's your sodies, kids. 162 00:06:30,642 --> 00:06:34,604 You know, Guns N' Roses used to drink cream sodies 163 00:06:34,646 --> 00:06:36,231 in this very booth. 164 00:06:36,273 --> 00:06:37,649 No disrespect, Phyllis, 165 00:06:37,691 --> 00:06:39,776 but Guns N' Roses sucked ass. 166 00:06:39,818 --> 00:06:43,947 No, sir, they ate pussy, and lots of it! 167 00:06:43,989 --> 00:06:46,074 ♪ Sha-na-na-na-na-na-knees, knees! ♪♪ 168 00:06:46,116 --> 00:06:48,827 - Oh, my God. - Yo, that's nasty. - [coughs] 169 00:06:48,869 --> 00:06:50,745 All right, so a drop is... 170 00:06:50,787 --> 00:06:52,747 How do I put this in Caucasian? 171 00:06:52,789 --> 00:06:55,167 A drop is when someone puts out new shit. 172 00:06:55,208 --> 00:06:58,461 It's like, uh, if milk suddenly came out with a three percent. 173 00:06:58,503 --> 00:07:00,755 Or in this case, Latrine releasing 174 00:07:00,797 --> 00:07:03,049 the Dr. Phil box tee. 175 00:07:03,091 --> 00:07:05,135 It's the tightest shirt maybe ever, 176 00:07:05,177 --> 00:07:09,514 and it's the key to overnight influencer status. 177 00:07:09,556 --> 00:07:10,932 What's so special about Latrine? 178 00:07:10,974 --> 00:07:13,226 I don't know, Dale, what's so special about the sun? 179 00:07:13,268 --> 00:07:15,604 Bro, it's the holy grail of streetwear. 180 00:07:15,645 --> 00:07:17,606 Founded by this guy, Hiroki Hassan. 181 00:07:17,647 --> 00:07:18,857 He's super mysterious. 182 00:07:18,899 --> 00:07:20,901 Nobody's ever seen him IRL. 183 00:07:20,942 --> 00:07:23,028 Facts. They make everything from hoodies 184 00:07:23,069 --> 00:07:24,404 to fire extinguishers. 185 00:07:24,446 --> 00:07:25,655 So, like an expensive Walmart. 186 00:07:25,697 --> 00:07:26,865 What? No! 187 00:07:26,907 --> 00:07:29,242 Ooh, okay. That's a pretty hot take. 188 00:07:29,284 --> 00:07:32,245 They just came out with an old-fashioned pencil sharpener. 189 00:07:32,287 --> 00:07:33,705 You know, the ones you crank? 190 00:07:33,747 --> 00:07:35,749 Dude, I can't even. 191 00:07:35,790 --> 00:07:37,417 It's reselling for nine hunj. 192 00:07:37,459 --> 00:07:39,961 All because Timothée Chalamet copped one. 193 00:07:40,003 --> 00:07:41,963 I want one so bad, man. 194 00:07:42,005 --> 00:07:45,342 Why would anyone pay $900 for a pencil sharpener? 195 00:07:45,383 --> 00:07:47,844 It's simple, Dale. The more Latrine gear you get, 196 00:07:47,886 --> 00:07:49,554 the more likes you get. 197 00:07:49,596 --> 00:07:53,350 And if you get enough likes, you become an influencer. 198 00:07:53,391 --> 00:07:56,144 And when you're an influencer, you get to tell your dad 199 00:07:56,186 --> 00:07:57,771 to go fuck himself, because you're too busy 200 00:07:57,812 --> 00:08:00,398 selling Travis Scott a pair of Nike Air Mags. 201 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:01,942 [Truman] Or direct an Oscar-winning 202 00:08:01,983 --> 00:08:04,110 A24 indie movie starring Zendaya 203 00:08:04,152 --> 00:08:06,905 and Amy Adams, instead of taking profile pictures 204 00:08:06,947 --> 00:08:08,698 of bunk-ass widows in their garage. 205 00:08:08,740 --> 00:08:11,952 [Derica] Or you finally become BFFs with Greta Thunberg 206 00:08:11,993 --> 00:08:13,995 and save the planet from extinction. 207 00:08:14,037 --> 00:08:18,124 So I don't have to protest at a goddamn Whole Foods. 208 00:08:18,166 --> 00:08:21,086 And if I happen to make Teen Vogue's 15 Under 15, 209 00:08:21,127 --> 00:08:22,587 that's cool, too. 210 00:08:22,629 --> 00:08:25,382 Oh... my... God. 211 00:08:25,423 --> 00:08:27,509 We gotta get that box tee. 212 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:30,095 All right, that's gonna be pretty hard 213 00:08:30,136 --> 00:08:32,889 considering they're, uh, all sold out. 214 00:08:32,931 --> 00:08:34,516 Except for one. 215 00:08:34,557 --> 00:08:36,226 Go on. 216 00:08:36,268 --> 00:08:38,478 Right before Sherman called me over, 217 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:40,939 I saw some skater guy with bleached hair. 218 00:08:40,981 --> 00:08:42,274 Lucas, the manager. 219 00:08:42,315 --> 00:08:44,985 Well, I saw him take one of the box tees to the back. 220 00:08:45,026 --> 00:08:46,653 - [gasps] - Then the dream is still alive. 221 00:08:46,695 --> 00:08:47,988 Come on, fam. 222 00:08:48,029 --> 00:08:49,239 We got work to do. 223 00:08:49,281 --> 00:08:51,866 [all] Let's fucking build...! 224 00:08:51,908 --> 00:08:53,743 - Dab. - No. - That ain't it 225 00:08:53,785 --> 00:08:58,707 Nobody dabs anymore, Dale. Jesus. 226 00:08:58,748 --> 00:09:00,667 [♪ Tobi Lou: "Buff Baby"] 227 00:09:00,709 --> 00:09:03,044 ♪ Like a man... 228 00:09:03,086 --> 00:09:05,046 Whoa, what are we doing here? 229 00:09:05,088 --> 00:09:07,173 We're here to see The Plug. 230 00:09:07,215 --> 00:09:09,426 Homie's got an in with Hiroki himself. 231 00:09:09,467 --> 00:09:12,012 Yeah, if anyone can get their hands on a box tee, 232 00:09:12,053 --> 00:09:13,513 it's The Plug. 233 00:09:13,555 --> 00:09:16,516 ♪ About a while ago ♪♪ 234 00:09:16,558 --> 00:09:18,893 [Dale] Your plug is Joaquin Phoenix? 235 00:09:20,478 --> 00:09:22,522 Yo, Joaquin, what up? 236 00:09:22,564 --> 00:09:24,816 Word on the street is there's still a Dr. Phil 237 00:09:24,858 --> 00:09:26,359 box tee up for grabs. 238 00:09:26,401 --> 00:09:28,320 - Can you help us out? - No. Sorry, Benny, 239 00:09:28,361 --> 00:09:31,865 I've just been super busy with my new art installation. 240 00:09:31,906 --> 00:09:35,577 Cool, cool. So, like, artist to artist, what's your medium? 241 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:38,288 Oil on canvas, video, mixed media? 242 00:09:38,330 --> 00:09:40,081 I'm gonna light myself on fire. 243 00:09:40,123 --> 00:09:42,083 - Wow. - Love it. So cerebral. 244 00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:43,293 I get it right away. 245 00:09:43,335 --> 00:09:44,627 Is that safe, though? 246 00:09:44,669 --> 00:09:47,505 Art isn't supposed to be safe, little man. 247 00:09:47,547 --> 00:09:49,966 Yo, Joaq-dawg, you should produce my next short. 248 00:09:50,008 --> 00:09:51,760 It's called "Untitled Shit Project." 249 00:09:51,801 --> 00:09:53,636 It's about Benny's dog taking a poo. 250 00:09:53,678 --> 00:09:55,889 Sounds like a Sundance play to me. 251 00:09:55,930 --> 00:09:57,640 So, Joaq-a-molé, 252 00:09:57,682 --> 00:09:59,434 just circling back on the box tee. 253 00:09:59,476 --> 00:10:01,478 Is there anything you can do? 254 00:10:01,519 --> 00:10:04,105 Please! We'll wash your sunglasses for a month. 255 00:10:04,147 --> 00:10:06,358 - Firm no, my man. Sorry. - Shit. 256 00:10:06,399 --> 00:10:08,151 - [Derica] Aw, man! - Now what are we supposed to do? 257 00:10:08,193 --> 00:10:09,527 [flames whoosh] 258 00:10:09,569 --> 00:10:12,238 ♪ Bitch, I'm really havin' that, havin' that ♪ 259 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:13,448 ♪ Money all still under the mattress... 260 00:10:13,490 --> 00:10:15,408 Okay, you copped a Latrine backpack, 261 00:10:15,450 --> 00:10:16,743 two salad spinners 262 00:10:16,785 --> 00:10:19,287 and the Dust Buster; that'll be $1,200. 263 00:10:19,329 --> 00:10:20,872 [phone rings] 264 00:10:20,914 --> 00:10:23,166 Hello, Lucas. 265 00:10:23,208 --> 00:10:25,543 Yeah, my phone doesn't have this number. Who is this? 266 00:10:25,585 --> 00:10:28,171 It doesn't matter who I am. 267 00:10:28,213 --> 00:10:30,298 - It's what I have. - [dog whines] 268 00:10:30,340 --> 00:10:33,009 Cookie? Yo, she's supposed to be in daycare right now. 269 00:10:33,051 --> 00:10:35,595 Well, if you ever want to see Cookie again, 270 00:10:35,637 --> 00:10:39,349 you'll bring a Dr. Phil box tee to the back alley. 271 00:10:39,391 --> 00:10:42,185 Hey, that's hilarious, dude, except we've been sold out 272 00:10:42,227 --> 00:10:44,437 of the box tee for hours, motherfucker. 273 00:10:44,479 --> 00:10:46,981 - Bullshit! We know you have more in the back. - [Cookie yaps] 274 00:10:47,023 --> 00:10:48,817 Yo, who are you people? 275 00:10:48,858 --> 00:10:52,070 None of your business. What matters now is the fate 276 00:10:52,112 --> 00:10:55,407 of this genetically altered designer dog. 277 00:10:55,448 --> 00:10:57,575 [man] Un horchata para Derica. 278 00:10:57,617 --> 00:10:59,244 - Derica? - Sí, Derica. 279 00:10:59,285 --> 00:11:01,788 [over speaker] D-E-R-I-C-A. 280 00:11:01,830 --> 00:11:03,957 Motherfucker, dude! 281 00:11:03,998 --> 00:11:05,917 I swear to God, you guys better take Cookie back 282 00:11:05,959 --> 00:11:07,669 to Barkingham Palace right now, 283 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,421 or I'll call the freakin' fuzz, dude! 284 00:11:09,462 --> 00:11:10,547 - Oh shit. - [Benny] Yo! 285 00:11:10,588 --> 00:11:11,673 Go, go, go, go, go. 286 00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:13,258 I told Esquivez not to use my name. 287 00:11:13,299 --> 00:11:16,177 [man] Y un kids quesadilla para Dale. 288 00:11:18,221 --> 00:11:19,848 Last shot, guys. 289 00:11:19,889 --> 00:11:21,433 This one's for the troops. 290 00:11:21,474 --> 00:11:23,601 You know how many photo shoots I had to do with old-ass ladies 291 00:11:23,643 --> 00:11:25,186 to pay for this bad boy? 292 00:11:25,228 --> 00:11:26,688 Talking about, "Ooh, you should meet my daughter." 293 00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:28,815 No. You ugly, she ugly. 294 00:11:28,857 --> 00:11:30,984 It's gonna be worth it, Tru. Do the honors. 295 00:11:31,025 --> 00:11:33,736 - [device beeping] - Houston, we have liftoff. 296 00:11:33,778 --> 00:11:35,905 - [Dale] Here we go. - [Derica] Come on, you got this, Tru. 297 00:11:35,947 --> 00:11:38,450 - Dope. - Fire. - Wow-ee. 298 00:11:38,491 --> 00:11:40,493 "Wow-ee," my dude? 299 00:11:43,079 --> 00:11:46,249 [computer] You have illegally entered Latrine airspace. 300 00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:49,544 GTFO. GTFO. 301 00:11:51,963 --> 00:11:54,090 Oh, shit. No, no, no, no. 302 00:11:54,132 --> 00:11:55,884 No, no, no, not my baby. 303 00:11:55,925 --> 00:11:57,635 - [gasping] - [screaming] 304 00:11:59,304 --> 00:12:01,806 No! Shit. 305 00:12:01,848 --> 00:12:03,892 Oh, God! No! 306 00:12:03,933 --> 00:12:08,271 Oh. Remind me to never fly due course over Latrine. 307 00:12:09,647 --> 00:12:11,691 Sorry about your drone, Tru. 308 00:12:11,733 --> 00:12:14,444 "Untitled Shit Project," shelved once again. 309 00:12:14,486 --> 00:12:15,945 [horn honks] 310 00:12:15,987 --> 00:12:19,032 Hyung-Joon! You need to practice your cello. Let's go! 311 00:12:19,073 --> 00:12:21,075 Okay. I got to run, guys. 312 00:12:21,117 --> 00:12:22,869 Mom's taking me to cop some new fits. Deuces. 313 00:12:22,911 --> 00:12:25,246 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Quick selfie for the Story. 314 00:12:25,288 --> 00:12:27,540 This lighting tasty as hell. 315 00:12:27,582 --> 00:12:30,251 - Come on, Dale. Get in, you bitch. - Yeah, you herb. 316 00:12:30,293 --> 00:12:31,461 [laughter] 317 00:12:31,503 --> 00:12:33,379 Gang gang. 318 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:39,427 Best first day ever! 319 00:12:39,469 --> 00:12:41,888 Oh. Did my little baby make friends? 320 00:12:41,930 --> 00:12:44,432 Not just friends, Trini. Best friends. 321 00:12:44,474 --> 00:12:47,018 The very best friends in the whole wide world. 322 00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:49,854 And we are a gang gang. 323 00:12:49,896 --> 00:12:52,065 [air horn blows] 324 00:12:52,106 --> 00:12:54,859 So there's this kid, Benny. He's like the Wizard of Oz. 325 00:12:54,901 --> 00:12:56,986 And this girl, Derica. Actually, I'm not sure 326 00:12:57,028 --> 00:12:58,321 if she identifies as a girl, 327 00:12:58,363 --> 00:13:00,490 but she could legit be president one day. 328 00:13:00,532 --> 00:13:03,034 Then there's Truman. He told me he fingered a girl once. 329 00:13:03,076 --> 00:13:05,161 - [coughing] - This person is how old? 330 00:13:05,203 --> 00:13:07,413 And, Dad, get this. I'm normcore. 331 00:13:07,455 --> 00:13:08,957 Well, that's great, buddy. 332 00:13:08,998 --> 00:13:11,334 Now, if I could just figure out how to get the box tee, 333 00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:13,503 I could be a part of the gang gang forever. 334 00:13:13,545 --> 00:13:16,047 I'm sure you'll think of something, sweetie. 335 00:13:16,089 --> 00:13:18,174 You always do. Mwah. 336 00:13:18,216 --> 00:13:19,717 Night night. Mwah, mwah, mwah. 337 00:13:19,759 --> 00:13:21,636 And one for luck. Mwah. 338 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:26,307 [grunting] 339 00:13:28,768 --> 00:13:30,603 [doors creak] 340 00:13:30,645 --> 00:13:32,730 ♪ ♪ 341 00:13:32,772 --> 00:13:34,440 [gasps] 342 00:13:34,482 --> 00:13:36,693 [Dale] You're the guy from the box tee. 343 00:13:36,734 --> 00:13:39,320 Dr. Phil. How are you, muchacho? 344 00:13:39,362 --> 00:13:41,906 Heard you're having trouble getting ahold of my T-shirt. 345 00:13:41,948 --> 00:13:43,866 Well, yeah. You see, I need to get one 346 00:13:43,908 --> 00:13:45,660 to impress my new friends, but there's only one left 347 00:13:45,702 --> 00:13:47,537 and-and security keeps busting us. 348 00:13:47,579 --> 00:13:50,498 Please help me, Dr. Phil. I'm out of my element here. 349 00:13:50,540 --> 00:13:52,000 Of course you are, Dorothy. 350 00:13:52,041 --> 00:13:53,418 You're not in Oregon anymore. 351 00:13:53,459 --> 00:13:55,878 You're going about this all wrong. 352 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:58,381 Look, Dale. If they're not gonna let you through 353 00:13:58,423 --> 00:14:01,551 the front door, you got to think outside the box tee. 354 00:14:01,593 --> 00:14:04,095 That's what a real influencer would do. 355 00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:07,098 Outside the box tee. 356 00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:09,309 [gasps] You're a genius, Dr. Phil. 357 00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:11,894 - Thank you. - Hey, my pleasure, hombre. 358 00:14:11,936 --> 00:14:13,980 Um, excuse me, Dr. Phil? 359 00:14:14,022 --> 00:14:15,148 Yes, Dale? 360 00:14:15,189 --> 00:14:16,691 Who are you? 361 00:14:16,733 --> 00:14:19,402 I'm Oprah's BFF. 362 00:14:19,444 --> 00:14:22,447 Your kooky aunt's favorite daytime TV therapist? 363 00:14:24,032 --> 00:14:27,827 The point is, I'm on the box tee because it's ironic. 364 00:14:27,869 --> 00:14:29,412 Oh. 365 00:14:29,454 --> 00:14:32,081 Now, if you'll excuse me, I got to go help a teenager 366 00:14:32,123 --> 00:14:33,958 who thinks he's a cyborg. 367 00:14:34,959 --> 00:14:36,377 Nice glow stars. 368 00:14:36,419 --> 00:14:38,087 Feels like I'm camping. 369 00:14:42,717 --> 00:14:44,719 This better be good, Dale. 370 00:14:44,761 --> 00:14:46,846 My mom is making enchiladas right now. 371 00:14:46,888 --> 00:14:48,681 I know how to get the box tee. It's so simple. 372 00:14:48,723 --> 00:14:52,185 The vent. It's connected to Latrine. 373 00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:55,480 If we crawl through it, the box tee is ours. 374 00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:57,815 If we get caught, my parents will kill me. 375 00:14:57,857 --> 00:14:59,734 Or we'll get banned from Latrine, 376 00:14:59,776 --> 00:15:02,278 and at that point, we might as well kill ourselves. 377 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,238 They're right. It's not worth it. 378 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,407 Sorry, Dale. Maybe next time. 379 00:15:06,449 --> 00:15:08,117 Wait a minute. 380 00:15:08,159 --> 00:15:11,579 I thought you guys wanted to be influencers. 381 00:15:11,621 --> 00:15:14,582 Derica, did Greta Thunberg back down when she was bullied 382 00:15:14,624 --> 00:15:17,669 for sailing across the Atlantic in an eco-friendly sailboat? 383 00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:19,545 That's right, I googled her. 384 00:15:19,587 --> 00:15:22,632 A-And Benny. What about Travis Scott, aka Cactus Jack, 385 00:15:22,674 --> 00:15:25,468 aka Jacques Bermon Webster II? 386 00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:27,011 Yep, googled him, too. 387 00:15:27,053 --> 00:15:29,180 You think ditching his multiplatinum rapping career 388 00:15:29,222 --> 00:15:31,391 to become a renowned amusement park owner was easy? 389 00:15:31,432 --> 00:15:34,060 I'll tell you right now, no, sir-itos, it was not. 390 00:15:34,102 --> 00:15:37,355 And, Truman, I'm sorry, I fell asleep after googling Travis, 391 00:15:37,397 --> 00:15:39,565 but the point is, the only way you're gonna become 392 00:15:39,607 --> 00:15:43,403 a world-renowned filmmaker is by taking a risk. 393 00:15:43,444 --> 00:15:44,737 So what do you say? 394 00:15:44,779 --> 00:15:46,781 Are we going into that vent or what? 395 00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:52,161 Let's get that goddamn box tee. 396 00:15:52,203 --> 00:15:53,955 [grunting] 397 00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,498 Almost there. Just a little bit more. 398 00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:57,375 - [farts] - Bro. 399 00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:59,377 - [Derica] Ew! - Go see a doctor, for real. 400 00:15:59,419 --> 00:16:01,129 [laughing] I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 401 00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:02,755 We had galbi last night. 402 00:16:02,797 --> 00:16:04,215 - [farting] - [Truman] It's not funny, bro. 403 00:16:04,257 --> 00:16:05,633 - Ew. - And tofu soup. 404 00:16:05,675 --> 00:16:07,135 - [farting] - [metal thuds] 405 00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:10,138 I think Truman fainted, but I can't see anything. 406 00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:11,597 Oh, hold on. I've got "strike anywhere" matches 407 00:16:11,639 --> 00:16:13,641 - in my fanny. - [Derica] Dale! 408 00:16:13,683 --> 00:16:15,393 [distorted] No! 409 00:16:15,435 --> 00:16:17,854 [screaming, grunting] 410 00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:19,772 [screaming] 411 00:16:19,814 --> 00:16:22,150 [grunting] 412 00:16:24,068 --> 00:16:26,696 Never underestimate the power of a galbi fart. 413 00:16:26,738 --> 00:16:28,656 Uh, you guys. 414 00:16:28,698 --> 00:16:30,283 Look. 415 00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:32,744 Latrine spike pit! 416 00:16:32,785 --> 00:16:34,871 - Sick. - [rumbling] 417 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,877 [all screaming] 418 00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:42,253 Now what are we supposed to do? 419 00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:44,547 Remember, Dale. 420 00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:46,841 [echoes] Think outside the box tee. 421 00:16:49,385 --> 00:16:50,636 Scout it up. 422 00:16:50,678 --> 00:16:52,597 ♪ ♪ 423 00:16:52,638 --> 00:16:54,015 ♪ Look at me, look at me, look at me ♪ 424 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,308 ♪ Look at me, look at me, look at me now ♪ 425 00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:57,769 ♪ Fuck is you kidding me... 426 00:16:57,810 --> 00:17:00,021 Ropes badge. 427 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,647 [whooping] 428 00:17:01,689 --> 00:17:03,649 [screaming] 429 00:17:03,691 --> 00:17:05,526 ♪ Look at me, look at me, look at me now ♪♪ 430 00:17:05,568 --> 00:17:06,527 Yes. 431 00:17:06,569 --> 00:17:09,280 [computer] Access granted. 432 00:17:09,322 --> 00:17:10,740 Welcome, fam. 433 00:17:10,782 --> 00:17:12,742 ♪ ♪ 434 00:17:12,784 --> 00:17:14,869 [Truman] Oh, hell yeah. 435 00:17:14,911 --> 00:17:16,746 [Derica] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 436 00:17:16,788 --> 00:17:19,874 - Wow-ee. - Dope! 437 00:17:21,417 --> 00:17:22,752 - Holy shit. - [laughs] 438 00:17:22,794 --> 00:17:23,878 - Dude. - No way. 439 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,547 Whoa. 440 00:17:28,341 --> 00:17:29,967 What the...? 441 00:17:30,009 --> 00:17:31,219 [alarm blaring] 442 00:17:35,556 --> 00:17:37,266 Got you, you little shits. 443 00:17:37,308 --> 00:17:38,768 Y'all are fucked now. 444 00:17:38,810 --> 00:17:40,353 You're not gonna kill us, are you? 445 00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:43,397 Worse. I'm calling your parents. 446 00:17:43,439 --> 00:17:44,816 - [cackles] - [crying] 447 00:17:44,857 --> 00:17:49,195 No...! 448 00:17:51,739 --> 00:17:53,533 [grunting] 449 00:17:54,909 --> 00:17:57,161 Video diary. Locked up. 450 00:17:57,203 --> 00:17:59,497 Day one in Latrine jail. 451 00:17:59,539 --> 00:18:02,208 Derica, what's good? 452 00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:04,418 Bruh, we played ourselves. 453 00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:07,463 When I get home, my mom's gonna drag my ass to Sunday church, 454 00:18:07,505 --> 00:18:09,257 and I hate church. 455 00:18:09,298 --> 00:18:12,385 Yo, when my pops finds out, he's gonna disown me. 456 00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:14,220 I can kiss my camera goodbye. 457 00:18:14,262 --> 00:18:15,638 You think your parents are gonna be pissed? 458 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,724 I'm gonna be practicing cello until I'm 40. 459 00:18:18,766 --> 00:18:20,226 - What? - Hold on, hold on, what? 460 00:18:20,268 --> 00:18:22,144 That's right. I play the cello. 461 00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:24,397 When my mom picks me up, it's not to get dope fits, 462 00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:26,357 it's to practice my cello. 463 00:18:26,399 --> 00:18:28,901 - Thanks a lot, Dale. - I-I'm sorry, but... 464 00:18:28,943 --> 00:18:30,653 I was just trying to help. 465 00:18:30,695 --> 00:18:32,405 Dr. Phil said it would work. 466 00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:35,700 I knew it. We never should've let this kid in the crew. 467 00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:37,368 Hey, bowl cut, 468 00:18:37,410 --> 00:18:39,662 your parents are here. Let's go. 469 00:18:39,704 --> 00:18:43,457 If I die, bury me in the Gucci sto'. 470 00:18:43,499 --> 00:18:46,335 [crying] 471 00:18:46,377 --> 00:18:48,713 [cello playing "Shallow"] 472 00:19:03,853 --> 00:19:06,480 ♪ ♪ 473 00:19:14,989 --> 00:19:16,949 ♪ Yo... 474 00:19:16,991 --> 00:19:19,660 Hey, how's our little jailbird doing? 475 00:19:19,702 --> 00:19:21,412 Awful. My life is over. 476 00:19:21,454 --> 00:19:24,290 I'm never gonna be an influencer and all my friends hate me. 477 00:19:24,332 --> 00:19:26,000 Oh, your life ain't over, honey. 478 00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:29,337 You're white. You're gonna get a million second chances. 479 00:19:29,378 --> 00:19:32,089 [chuckles] Well, I-I don't know how to piggyback off that. 480 00:19:32,131 --> 00:19:35,301 Dale, just promise us you won't do it again. Okay? 481 00:19:35,343 --> 00:19:37,845 Scout's honor. 482 00:19:37,887 --> 00:19:40,306 Oh. By the way, 483 00:19:40,348 --> 00:19:44,352 guess whose rad dad is totally in with the Latrine guys. 484 00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:46,437 Wait, are you serious? How? 485 00:19:46,479 --> 00:19:47,939 Yeah, I went over to introduce myself. 486 00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:50,274 Had a chill kickback, dropped into the bowl. 487 00:19:50,316 --> 00:19:52,151 Yeah, they liked me so much, they gave me that goofy 488 00:19:52,193 --> 00:19:54,028 Stanley Tucci shirt you were raving about 489 00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:55,529 as a little "welcome to the neighborhood." 490 00:19:57,031 --> 00:19:58,532 Oh, my God. 491 00:19:58,574 --> 00:20:01,911 I-It's just so... fire. 492 00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:14,340 What? 493 00:20:15,758 --> 00:20:18,344 What the hell are you doing? 494 00:20:18,386 --> 00:20:20,429 I haven't talked on the phone since the fourth grade. 495 00:20:20,471 --> 00:20:22,098 Yeah, I know, but I have no idea what you're saying, 496 00:20:22,139 --> 00:20:23,641 and I still have something to tell you. 497 00:20:23,683 --> 00:20:25,351 Then hang up and text us back. 498 00:20:25,393 --> 00:20:27,728 Just meet me outside Latrine, okay? 499 00:20:27,770 --> 00:20:30,773 ♪ ♪ 500 00:20:30,815 --> 00:20:31,899 [barking] 501 00:20:31,941 --> 00:20:33,693 [laughter] 502 00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:36,570 What happened to you? 503 00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:38,072 No gear for a week. 504 00:20:38,114 --> 00:20:40,783 Wow. Your mom's a savage, dude. 505 00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:42,451 You look like a cupcake. 506 00:20:42,493 --> 00:20:45,496 - [laughter] - Man, fuck you, Truman. 507 00:20:45,538 --> 00:20:47,498 Now, what were all those texts you were sending me? 508 00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:50,001 It's called an emoji-pology, Dale. 509 00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:52,128 Sorry for being bitches, dude. 510 00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:54,380 - You didn't deserve that. - So we're still friends? 511 00:20:54,422 --> 00:20:56,590 How many times do we need to say it? Yes. 512 00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:59,218 - We're still homies. - We just got caught up 513 00:20:59,260 --> 00:21:00,469 in the Latrine hype. 514 00:21:00,511 --> 00:21:02,555 Yeah, the box tee took over. 515 00:21:02,596 --> 00:21:03,848 That's why I called you here. 516 00:21:03,889 --> 00:21:05,141 Check it out. 517 00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:07,560 - Kaboom. - [air horn blows] 518 00:21:09,895 --> 00:21:11,063 And...? 519 00:21:11,105 --> 00:21:12,940 And we're influencers now. 520 00:21:12,982 --> 00:21:14,692 Why aren't you guys more excited? 521 00:21:14,734 --> 00:21:17,945 Mm, it really don't be working like that, though. 522 00:21:17,987 --> 00:21:20,239 But you said that's exactly how it be working. 523 00:21:20,281 --> 00:21:22,158 Nah, you're too late. 524 00:21:22,199 --> 00:21:23,701 It's only been one day. 525 00:21:23,743 --> 00:21:25,911 Yeah, that's, like, five years on the Gram. 526 00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:29,415 The Dr. Phil box tee, that's old news, man. 527 00:21:29,457 --> 00:21:32,001 It's all about the Latrine dog cone now. 528 00:21:32,043 --> 00:21:34,754 I'm showing up to school with a fucking dog cone on Monday. 529 00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:35,963 - [dog barks] - [Dale sighs] 530 00:21:36,005 --> 00:21:37,673 Yep, that's Fairfax for you. 531 00:21:37,715 --> 00:21:39,508 Here today, gone today. 532 00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:40,926 Hey, Dale! 533 00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:43,554 Check it out. We're twins. 534 00:21:43,596 --> 00:21:47,308 RIP, Dr. Phil box tee. 535 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:48,517 [whimpers] 536 00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:50,061 Yo, let me see that shirt real quick. 537 00:21:52,438 --> 00:21:53,355 Kobe! 538 00:21:53,397 --> 00:21:55,566 - [all cheering] - Yo, Dale, 539 00:21:55,608 --> 00:21:56,776 what's your Gram handle? 540 00:21:56,817 --> 00:21:58,402 - Follow for follow? - I don't have one. 541 00:21:58,444 --> 00:21:59,945 - Yo, what? - What the fuck? 542 00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:02,239 - Dale, come on. - Why, is that bad? 543 00:22:02,281 --> 00:22:04,658 [all] Schwimmer's! 544 00:22:07,203 --> 00:22:10,039 [screaming] 545 00:22:10,081 --> 00:22:12,249 Yo, I don't know how the fuck 546 00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:14,043 I'm supposed to smoke a blunt in this dog cone, 547 00:22:14,085 --> 00:22:16,170 but I look fresh as hell. 548 00:22:16,212 --> 00:22:17,838 ♪ The buck is hot ♪ 549 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,882 ♪ ♪ 550 00:22:27,848 --> 00:22:29,266 ♪ The buck is hot ♪ 551 00:22:29,308 --> 00:22:31,310 ♪ ♪ 552 00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:40,861 ♪ The buck is hot ♪ 553 00:22:40,903 --> 00:22:42,905 ♪ ♪ 554 00:22:50,830 --> 00:22:52,540 ♪ The buck is hot ♪♪ 555 00:23:03,259 --> 00:23:05,219 Chirp.