1 00:00:18,013 --> 00:00:20,317 (R&B SONG PLAYS SOFTLY ON STEREO) 2 00:00:22,187 --> 00:00:25,260 ‐Alright? ‐Hi, my love. 3 00:00:25,294 --> 00:00:26,597 (SIGHS) Here's your stuff. 4 00:00:32,174 --> 00:00:34,212 ‐What the fuck? ‐Don't get all worked up. 5 00:00:34,245 --> 00:00:35,247 What happened? 6 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:36,784 Tripped over the rug at the office. 7 00:00:36,817 --> 00:00:38,486 Don't bullshit me, Fredrick. 8 00:00:38,521 --> 00:00:40,224 Don't call me fuckin' Fredrick. 9 00:00:40,257 --> 00:00:42,562 Don't lie to me. Spill it. 10 00:00:42,596 --> 00:00:45,768 Look, I just... I had a bit of a day, alright? 11 00:00:45,802 --> 00:00:47,404 Oh, fuck's sakes. 12 00:00:47,438 --> 00:00:50,578 ‐It's fine. Just chill out, OK? ‐Don't tell me to chill out. 13 00:00:50,612 --> 00:00:52,582 Telling me to chill out's not gonna chill me out! 14 00:00:52,616 --> 00:00:54,285 I thought you sorted all that shit. 15 00:00:54,318 --> 00:00:55,187 I did, but... 16 00:00:55,220 --> 00:00:57,157 So you're not gonna stop, then. 17 00:00:57,191 --> 00:00:58,159 I am. 18 00:00:58,193 --> 00:01:02,134 Just...look, I haven't gambled since... 19 00:01:02,167 --> 00:01:04,238 ..since...the last time. 20 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:07,311 But, I mean, I've got these guys who owe me money 21 00:01:07,344 --> 00:01:09,282 and they haven't paid me, so... 22 00:01:09,315 --> 00:01:10,852 So, what are you gonna do? 23 00:01:10,885 --> 00:01:12,656 I'm gonna sort it out. 24 00:01:12,689 --> 00:01:14,392 Why don't you talk to Ray? 25 00:01:14,425 --> 00:01:16,195 I'm not gonna talk to Ray. 26 00:01:16,229 --> 00:01:18,333 Oh, God, you're a stubborn bastard. 27 00:01:18,366 --> 00:01:19,703 What's for tea? 28 00:01:19,736 --> 00:01:21,507 Lasagne. 29 00:01:23,243 --> 00:01:26,316 ‐Did you get the dunny paper? ‐Oh, fuck it! 30 00:01:26,349 --> 00:01:28,688 (MUTTERS) Oh, fuckin' hopeless. 31 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,529 (R&B SONG PLAYS SOFTLY ON STEREO) 32 00:01:32,562 --> 00:01:34,499 (KNOCKS LOUDLY) 33 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:47,124 ‐I'm getting changed. ‐OK. 34 00:01:50,865 --> 00:01:52,902 ‐How you doin'? ‐Yeah, good, Ray. 35 00:01:52,936 --> 00:01:54,573 ‐How are you? ‐Yeah, good. 36 00:01:54,606 --> 00:01:57,311 What's happening? 37 00:01:57,344 --> 00:01:59,382 Can we talk? 38 00:01:59,415 --> 00:02:01,219 Sure, yeah. 39 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:05,360 What's up? 40 00:02:05,394 --> 00:02:08,834 Uh, look, I...I know that you know 41 00:02:08,868 --> 00:02:11,306 Freddy's got a bit of a gambling problem. 42 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:12,709 Yeah. Yeah. 43 00:02:12,742 --> 00:02:16,149 But, um, he's in a bit of trouble. 44 00:02:18,754 --> 00:02:19,756 Hmm. 45 00:02:34,653 --> 00:02:38,293 (SERENE CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY ON STEREO) 46 00:02:41,432 --> 00:02:43,671 (HORSE WHINNIES) 47 00:02:43,704 --> 00:02:46,510 Oi, can I help ya? 48 00:02:46,543 --> 00:02:48,881 ‐Yeah, I'm looking for Remy. ‐Why? 49 00:02:48,914 --> 00:02:51,352 A mate of mine owes him some money. 50 00:02:51,386 --> 00:02:53,691 ‐Who's your mate? ‐Freddy Vellah. 51 00:02:53,724 --> 00:02:55,360 You're friends with that piece of shit? 52 00:02:55,394 --> 00:02:57,766 Beggars can't be choosers, mate. 53 00:02:57,799 --> 00:03:00,404 So what do you want? You here to pay your buddy's tab? 54 00:03:00,437 --> 00:03:03,376 I'm not that generous. Is he up there? 55 00:03:03,410 --> 00:03:06,315 You tell that dickhead if he doesn't pay in the next week, 56 00:03:06,349 --> 00:03:07,652 he ain't gonna be walking so good. 57 00:03:07,685 --> 00:03:09,288 What... Fuck! 58 00:03:09,321 --> 00:03:12,227 Arggh! Goddammit! 59 00:03:12,261 --> 00:03:15,300 ‐Fuck! ‐How you going, mate? Alright? 60 00:03:15,333 --> 00:03:18,641 ‐Good. You? ‐Yeah. 61 00:03:18,674 --> 00:03:21,914 ‐Can we talk? ‐We can do that. 62 00:03:21,947 --> 00:03:24,285 (MAN GROANS) 63 00:03:24,318 --> 00:03:26,355 (GASPS) Fuck! 64 00:03:36,309 --> 00:03:37,579 Sorry about that. 65 00:03:37,612 --> 00:03:39,381 Uh... 66 00:03:40,383 --> 00:03:41,954 I'm a mate of Freddy's. 67 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:44,526 Uh‐huh. 68 00:03:46,329 --> 00:03:48,233 Uh... 69 00:03:49,435 --> 00:03:51,840 Everybody knows he's a degenerate. 70 00:03:54,311 --> 00:03:58,253 I was hoping you could, uh, go easy on him. 71 00:03:59,455 --> 00:04:01,459 And if I don't go easy on him? 72 00:04:03,062 --> 00:04:04,699 I'm not here to threaten anybody, mate. 73 00:04:04,733 --> 00:04:07,337 I'm just here asking for a favour, that's it. 74 00:04:07,371 --> 00:04:10,645 Um, I know how to repay one, so... 75 00:04:10,678 --> 00:04:12,982 Just ask around about me. 76 00:04:14,018 --> 00:04:15,588 OK. 77 00:04:15,621 --> 00:04:17,357 And who are you? 78 00:04:17,391 --> 00:04:19,529 Ray Shoesmith. 79 00:04:21,733 --> 00:04:24,004 I thought you and Freddy had a falling‐out. 80 00:04:26,409 --> 00:04:28,313 Uh, we just had a rough patch. 81 00:04:30,551 --> 00:04:32,287 Fair enough. 82 00:04:35,495 --> 00:04:38,466 Well, I can't wipe the debt. 83 00:04:38,501 --> 00:04:41,339 Yeah, I don't expect you to. 84 00:04:41,372 --> 00:04:45,447 You know, if you can just give him a bit more time. 85 00:04:48,554 --> 00:04:50,591 (SIGHS) Yeah, I can do that. 86 00:04:52,361 --> 00:04:53,564 Beauty. 87 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:57,906 ‐Good to meet you. ‐Likewise. 88 00:05:16,543 --> 00:05:18,112 Do you know who that was? 89 00:05:18,146 --> 00:05:19,783 Some fuckin' clown. 90 00:05:21,887 --> 00:05:24,493 That was the Magician. 91 00:05:24,526 --> 00:05:25,928 The what? 92 00:05:25,962 --> 00:05:28,333 (GRUNTS) 93 00:05:40,625 --> 00:05:42,094 ‐Yeah. ‐(CHUCKLES) 94 00:05:42,127 --> 00:05:44,699 Hey, what are you guys doing? 95 00:05:44,733 --> 00:05:46,135 Making posters. 96 00:05:46,168 --> 00:05:47,639 Oh, yeah. What for? 97 00:05:47,672 --> 00:05:50,043 The climate change rally. 98 00:05:50,076 --> 00:05:52,481 In the city. 99 00:05:52,515 --> 00:05:53,817 Oh. Ohhhh. 100 00:05:53,851 --> 00:05:55,521 Climate change, eh? 101 00:05:55,555 --> 00:05:57,592 You guys don't believe in that rubbish, do you? 102 00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:59,094 It's not rubbish. 103 00:05:59,128 --> 00:06:01,533 Come on, everyone knows that temperatures are rising 104 00:06:01,567 --> 00:06:03,102 because of the chemtrails. 105 00:06:03,136 --> 00:06:05,508 ‐What are chemtrails? ‐You know, the planes. 106 00:06:05,541 --> 00:06:07,779 The planes are releasing chemicals, you know, 107 00:06:07,812 --> 00:06:10,685 like barium, aluminium, strontium. 108 00:06:10,718 --> 00:06:12,522 It's carbon emissions and it's not rubbish. 109 00:06:12,555 --> 00:06:15,561 Oh. OK, Greta. 110 00:06:15,595 --> 00:06:16,663 OK, boomer. 111 00:06:16,697 --> 00:06:18,801 You even know what a boomer is? 112 00:06:18,834 --> 00:06:21,640 ‐You're a boomer. ‐No. 113 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:23,911 Boomers are born after World War II 114 00:06:23,944 --> 00:06:25,881 and up until the late 1960s. 115 00:06:25,915 --> 00:06:28,453 ‐I'm not that old. ‐You look that old. 116 00:06:28,486 --> 00:06:30,625 ‐Yeah. ‐(KIDS CHUCKLE) 117 00:06:31,727 --> 00:06:34,031 Hmm. (CHUCKLES MOCKINGLY) 118 00:06:41,078 --> 00:06:44,619 (ROCK SONG PLAYS QUIETLY) 119 00:06:46,690 --> 00:06:48,594 ‐(KNOCKING ON DOOR) ‐I got it. 120 00:06:48,627 --> 00:06:50,564 Oh, OK. 121 00:06:53,971 --> 00:06:56,610 ‐How are ya? ‐Yeah, not bad. 122 00:06:57,812 --> 00:06:59,783 We'll go out the back. 123 00:07:09,101 --> 00:07:11,640 (ROCK SONG PLAYS ON STEREO) 124 00:07:11,673 --> 00:07:13,777 RAFAEL: Five days. 125 00:07:13,811 --> 00:07:15,648 No, no. You still need to do it. 126 00:07:15,681 --> 00:07:16,950 Just talk to Cullen. 127 00:07:16,984 --> 00:07:18,721 Yeah, he'll be here. 128 00:07:18,754 --> 00:07:20,825 Anyway, I'll call you back. 129 00:07:21,827 --> 00:07:23,864 Here he is. 130 00:07:23,897 --> 00:07:25,768 Did you get a good night's sleep? 131 00:07:25,801 --> 00:07:27,939 (GRUNTS) 132 00:07:27,972 --> 00:07:30,010 Do you want coffee? 133 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:33,617 ‐Any decaf? ‐(LAUGHS) 134 00:07:35,253 --> 00:07:37,558 No. We don't have decaf. 135 00:07:37,592 --> 00:07:39,461 I'll give it a miss, mate. 136 00:07:40,798 --> 00:07:42,100 How are ya? 137 00:07:47,010 --> 00:07:48,881 Ah! 138 00:07:48,914 --> 00:07:50,584 Zo‐Zo! 139 00:07:50,618 --> 00:07:52,120 WOMAN: Hi. 140 00:07:53,189 --> 00:07:54,693 (KISSES) 141 00:07:54,726 --> 00:07:58,099 Zoe, I'd like you to meet Ray. 142 00:07:58,132 --> 00:08:00,003 ‐(MUSICAL RINGTONE PLAYS) ‐Hey. 143 00:08:00,036 --> 00:08:01,807 Hey. 144 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,510 Yep. 145 00:08:03,544 --> 00:08:06,717 Yeah, well, that's not up to you to decide, is it? 146 00:08:06,750 --> 00:08:08,286 Yeah, well, whatever he says, it's Tuesday. 147 00:08:08,319 --> 00:08:10,891 ‐It's just fuckin' Tuesday. ‐MAN: OK, got it. 148 00:08:15,534 --> 00:08:17,572 (EXHALES HEAVILY) 149 00:08:39,783 --> 00:08:41,520 Not nervous, are you? 150 00:08:44,693 --> 00:08:47,197 ‐I don't really get nervous. ‐Good. 151 00:08:47,230 --> 00:08:49,001 It's a piece of piss anyway. 152 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:52,909 Hmm. 153 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,768 (SERENE OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYS ON STEREO) 154 00:09:05,801 --> 00:09:07,839 (EXHALES) 155 00:09:12,347 --> 00:09:14,986 RADIO ANNOUNCER: ..next hour, only on Radio 1128. 156 00:09:15,019 --> 00:09:16,923 And we'll give you a chance to win cash 157 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:19,729 with 'Beat the Buzzer' right after this short break. 158 00:09:19,763 --> 00:09:21,132 WOMAN: Weather! 159 00:09:21,165 --> 00:09:22,702 ANNOUNCER: Your all‐important weather 160 00:09:22,735 --> 00:09:24,204 for tomorrow and the next few days. 161 00:09:24,238 --> 00:09:25,875 It's cooling down in the city. 162 00:09:25,908 --> 00:09:27,845 Clear skies, not much rain. Maybe a shower or two... 163 00:09:27,879 --> 00:09:29,582 So, where's your folks from? 164 00:09:29,616 --> 00:09:31,987 ‐My mum's from New Zealand... ‐Hmm. 165 00:09:32,020 --> 00:09:33,757 ..and my dad's from Queensland. 166 00:09:35,661 --> 00:09:37,264 And you grew up in New Zealand, right? 167 00:09:37,297 --> 00:09:38,767 Yeah. 168 00:09:40,270 --> 00:09:43,209 ‐Have you ever been there? ‐Nah. 169 00:09:43,242 --> 00:09:46,182 Really? You should go. It's so beautiful. 170 00:09:46,215 --> 00:09:48,252 Mmm. 171 00:09:48,286 --> 00:09:51,827 (SERENE OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYS ON STEREO) 172 00:09:59,241 --> 00:10:01,112 Cops coming your way. 173 00:10:03,984 --> 00:10:05,955 Thanks, mate. 174 00:10:09,294 --> 00:10:12,134 RADIO ANNOUNCER: Oh, Samantha! You didn't yell 'stop' in time! 175 00:10:12,167 --> 00:10:14,104 ‐SAMANTHA: Oh, no! ‐Oh, no! The pot gets nothing. 176 00:10:14,138 --> 00:10:17,077 (RADIO SHOW CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 177 00:10:17,110 --> 00:10:19,081 ANNOUNCER: Sorry. Let's go to our next caller. 178 00:10:19,114 --> 00:10:20,951 That's you, Pam. You know how to play? 179 00:10:20,985 --> 00:10:23,322 ‐PAM: I do. ‐So I need a nice big 'stop'. 180 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:26,897 (INSECTS CHIRRUP) 181 00:10:32,107 --> 00:10:34,077 (RAY SIGHS) 182 00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:53,951 Whoever that is. 183 00:10:55,186 --> 00:10:56,857 Yeah, well, well, fuck that. 184 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:59,696 You have to put it in the little fishies, you know? 185 00:10:59,729 --> 00:11:03,002 Oh, I like the little fishy things. 186 00:11:03,035 --> 00:11:04,906 You know, the kind you get for your sushi. 187 00:11:04,939 --> 00:11:06,810 Yeah, yeah, just put it in that. 188 00:11:07,945 --> 00:11:10,283 Oh, I don't fuckin' know. Gotta ship it out in something. 189 00:11:11,820 --> 00:11:13,724 MAN ON TV: They tend to struggle, I guess. 190 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,026 WOMAN: Potential to destroy them. 191 00:11:15,059 --> 00:11:16,930 What's on? 192 00:11:16,963 --> 00:11:19,001 Nothing. 193 00:11:19,034 --> 00:11:20,938 ZOE: Do they have Netflix? 194 00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:23,442 RAY: I don't think so. 195 00:11:23,476 --> 00:11:25,413 AFL COMMENTATOR: Thought he was about... 196 00:11:25,446 --> 00:11:28,052 ..thought he was about to run over the top of him. 197 00:11:28,085 --> 00:11:29,756 (ZOE GRUNTS) 198 00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:31,025 COMMENTATOR 2: And another turnover, Hodgy. 199 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:33,864 REPORTER: On the University of Tasmania's new campus 200 00:11:33,897 --> 00:11:38,406 in Burnie, the green roof will become home for local wildlife. 201 00:11:38,439 --> 00:11:40,009 MAN: I don't think you'd be surprised 202 00:11:40,043 --> 00:11:42,949 if you find mutton birds, actually, burrowing in up there. 203 00:11:42,982 --> 00:11:44,351 (GRUNTS) 204 00:11:44,384 --> 00:11:46,823 We've certainly had that in the desal plant in Victoria. 205 00:11:46,856 --> 00:11:48,894 Can you do me a favour? 206 00:11:48,927 --> 00:11:50,931 ‐What? ‐Can you walk on my back? 207 00:11:50,965 --> 00:11:53,870 ‐Why? ‐To crack it. 208 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:57,244 Ah. 209 00:11:57,277 --> 00:11:59,081 Thanks. 210 00:11:59,114 --> 00:12:01,085 (RAY SIGHS) 211 00:12:01,118 --> 00:12:04,492 (TV CONTINUES PLAYING SOFTLY) 212 00:12:13,242 --> 00:12:14,444 ZOE: Ohh. 213 00:12:16,516 --> 00:12:18,052 RAY: How's that? 214 00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:19,288 ZOE: Yeah, do both feet. 215 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,460 (ZOE GASPS) 216 00:12:22,495 --> 00:12:24,933 ‐Like that? ‐Yep. 217 00:12:24,966 --> 00:12:26,836 Ahh. 218 00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:27,972 Ohh. 219 00:12:28,005 --> 00:12:30,043 ‐RAY: That enough? ‐ZOE: Yeah. 220 00:12:31,111 --> 00:12:32,347 (ZOE GASPS) 221 00:12:32,380 --> 00:12:35,119 ‐(ZOE SIGHS) ‐Phew. 222 00:12:35,153 --> 00:12:36,422 ZOE: Thanks. 223 00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:38,894 ‐RAY: No worries. ‐(ZOE EXHALES) 224 00:12:40,864 --> 00:12:42,133 (SIGHS) 225 00:12:42,167 --> 00:12:43,904 (RAY GROANS) 226 00:12:45,106 --> 00:12:46,977 Ohh. 227 00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:52,120 (SIGHS) 228 00:12:52,153 --> 00:12:53,824 REPORTER: But the material delays 229 00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:55,995 might mean no home at all this year. 230 00:12:56,028 --> 00:12:57,230 MAN: So close... 231 00:12:57,263 --> 00:12:59,034 (AFL COMMENTARY PLAYS INDISTINCTLY) 232 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:06,015 So, what do you do when you're not running drugs? 233 00:13:06,048 --> 00:13:07,317 Hmm. 234 00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:09,087 Bit of this, bit of that. 235 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,360 Hmm. 236 00:13:12,394 --> 00:13:13,964 You? 237 00:13:15,033 --> 00:13:17,137 Uni. 238 00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:19,509 ‐What are you studying? ‐Graphic design. 239 00:13:21,546 --> 00:13:23,917 So if you need any graphic design work done, 240 00:13:23,950 --> 00:13:26,021 I'm your girl. 241 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,827 I'll let you know. 242 00:13:29,962 --> 00:13:32,067 And they'll be harvesting in the months ahead. 243 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:34,572 I can't wait to come back later in the year 244 00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:38,279 to see just how this little city food oasis 245 00:13:38,312 --> 00:13:40,216 is coming along. 246 00:13:40,249 --> 00:13:44,324 So...bit of this, bit of that? 247 00:13:44,358 --> 00:13:46,161 That's what you do? 248 00:13:47,364 --> 00:13:49,535 Yep. 249 00:13:49,569 --> 00:13:52,173 ‐Are you a bank robber? ‐No. 250 00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:54,177 ‐Are you a drug dealer? ‐No, no. 251 00:13:54,211 --> 00:13:57,050 Come on, tell me. 252 00:13:57,083 --> 00:13:58,352 No. 253 00:13:58,386 --> 00:14:00,289 I'm not a cop. 254 00:14:00,323 --> 00:14:02,227 I know you're not a cop. 255 00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:04,031 (LAUGHS) Why won't you tell me? 256 00:14:04,064 --> 00:14:06,101 It's just not the sort of thing you talk about. 257 00:14:06,135 --> 00:14:08,239 ‐Why not? ‐You just don't. 258 00:14:08,272 --> 00:14:10,276 What? Do you kill people or something? 259 00:14:12,548 --> 00:14:14,585 Only if they ask me too many questions. 260 00:14:14,619 --> 00:14:16,155 (SIGHS) 261 00:14:28,212 --> 00:14:29,615 (SIGHS) 262 00:14:32,487 --> 00:14:34,324 I really need to pee. 263 00:14:37,665 --> 00:14:39,134 I'll pull over. 264 00:14:39,167 --> 00:14:41,606 No, I can't go here. I need a tree or something. 265 00:14:43,275 --> 00:14:45,581 Well, you're not gonna find a tree out here. 266 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,995 Why don't you just go in the ditch there? 267 00:14:53,028 --> 00:14:55,199 I don't want a ditch. I want a tree. 268 00:15:03,282 --> 00:15:05,486 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 269 00:15:05,521 --> 00:15:07,223 What about that? 270 00:15:07,257 --> 00:15:08,960 ZOE: That? 271 00:15:08,994 --> 00:15:10,964 RAY: What's wrong with that? 272 00:15:10,998 --> 00:15:12,635 OK, fine. 273 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,283 Have you got any dunny paper? 274 00:15:21,418 --> 00:15:23,222 No. 275 00:15:38,620 --> 00:15:40,223 Bonus. 276 00:15:49,374 --> 00:15:51,679 ‐What? ‐Don't look! 277 00:15:51,713 --> 00:15:53,115 As if. 278 00:16:04,705 --> 00:16:06,341 (SIGHS) 279 00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:09,247 (URINE TRICKLES) 280 00:16:15,226 --> 00:16:16,195 Hmm. 281 00:16:41,111 --> 00:16:42,715 ‐(SHIVERS) ‐How'd you go? 282 00:16:42,748 --> 00:16:46,255 Thought I was gonna get... got by a snake. 283 00:16:46,288 --> 00:16:48,560 ‐(PANTS) ‐At least you got some exercise. 284 00:16:54,104 --> 00:16:55,641 (BLOWS) 285 00:16:56,776 --> 00:16:58,479 (SIGHS) 286 00:16:58,513 --> 00:17:00,617 (WHISPERS) Just watching me the whole time. 287 00:17:00,651 --> 00:17:03,389 ‐What's that? ‐Nothing. 288 00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:06,228 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 289 00:17:13,437 --> 00:17:15,547 -It's like, you know tarot cards. 290 00:17:15,547 --> 00:17:17,217 RAY: Mmm. 291 00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:20,189 It's like tarots. They're actually cards. 292 00:17:20,223 --> 00:17:21,759 Hmm. 293 00:17:21,793 --> 00:17:24,464 Anyway, I was reading this introduction to the 'I Ching'. 294 00:17:24,498 --> 00:17:27,504 There was this guy and he was, like, this Taoist master. 295 00:17:27,538 --> 00:17:28,673 Hmm. 296 00:17:28,707 --> 00:17:31,546 And he said that everything that happens 297 00:17:31,579 --> 00:17:33,349 is for a good reason. 298 00:17:35,887 --> 00:17:37,423 Hmm. 299 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:40,463 So, like, even if something bad happens, 300 00:17:40,497 --> 00:17:44,371 there's, like, a good reason for it. 301 00:17:44,404 --> 00:17:46,809 Yeah, I think... (CLEARS THROAT) 302 00:17:48,279 --> 00:17:52,086 (SNIFFS) ..when I look at things about getting older, 303 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:55,326 like when I was younger and something bad had happened, 304 00:17:55,359 --> 00:17:57,531 I'd always get really upset about it. 305 00:17:59,502 --> 00:18:01,204 But then you get older 306 00:18:01,238 --> 00:18:04,377 and you realise that when something bad happens, 307 00:18:04,411 --> 00:18:05,681 you know, something good 308 00:18:05,714 --> 00:18:08,352 is just around the corner, you know? 309 00:18:08,385 --> 00:18:09,855 It all evens out. 310 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:11,593 Yeah, so... 311 00:18:11,626 --> 00:18:13,630 So, an example is, like, you know penicillin? 312 00:18:13,663 --> 00:18:16,468 Do you know how they discovered penicillin? 313 00:18:16,502 --> 00:18:18,238 Nuh. 314 00:18:18,272 --> 00:18:19,542 So, they were in a lab 315 00:18:19,575 --> 00:18:22,413 and, like, they didn't clean the equipment properly. 316 00:18:22,447 --> 00:18:24,351 And mould grew on it. 317 00:18:24,384 --> 00:18:26,656 And that's how they discovered penicillin. 318 00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:29,562 Like, that was where they got penicillin from. 319 00:18:29,595 --> 00:18:31,532 Shit. 320 00:18:31,566 --> 00:18:33,503 There you go. 321 00:18:33,536 --> 00:18:35,907 ZOE: Hmm. 322 00:18:35,941 --> 00:18:38,445 So, how long were you together for? 323 00:18:38,479 --> 00:18:40,784 Just over a year. 324 00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:44,357 Are you still friends? 325 00:18:46,461 --> 00:18:47,765 Nope. 326 00:18:49,301 --> 00:18:50,637 How about you? 327 00:18:52,473 --> 00:18:55,547 My last proper relationship was about three years ago. 328 00:18:55,580 --> 00:18:57,216 Mmm. 329 00:18:57,250 --> 00:19:00,389 And I was seeing this guy a few weeks ago. 330 00:19:00,423 --> 00:19:01,693 It was, like, a casual thing, 331 00:19:01,726 --> 00:19:03,763 but I had to give him the flick 332 00:19:03,797 --> 00:19:07,470 'cause he wasn't real good in the old sack. 333 00:19:10,544 --> 00:19:12,948 And, you know, if I was more into him 334 00:19:12,981 --> 00:19:15,921 it probably wouldn't have been, like, a big deal, but... 335 00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:17,591 (INHALES) 336 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:20,296 ..there's only so many orgasms you can fake. 337 00:19:21,632 --> 00:19:23,536 Tell me about it. 338 00:19:23,570 --> 00:19:26,909 ‐Do you fake a lot of orgasms? ‐Oh, heaps. 339 00:19:26,943 --> 00:19:28,747 That must be quite hard as a guy. 340 00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:31,318 It's next level. 341 00:19:31,351 --> 00:19:32,788 ‐Poor thing. ‐Hmm. Thanks. 342 00:19:32,821 --> 00:19:34,892 When was the last time you had a real orgasm? 343 00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:36,596 Oh... 344 00:19:39,869 --> 00:19:41,506 Can I ask you something? 345 00:19:41,539 --> 00:19:43,409 Yeah. 346 00:19:44,945 --> 00:19:46,849 Why do you fake it? 347 00:19:48,385 --> 00:19:51,224 Because sometimes you know that you're just not gonna get there 348 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,563 and you don't want to make the guy feel bad. 349 00:19:54,565 --> 00:19:56,468 So why don't you just say, "Hey, buddy, 350 00:19:56,502 --> 00:19:57,905 "you're not doing it for me"? 351 00:19:57,938 --> 00:20:00,644 'Cause I don't want to hurt someone's feelings. 352 00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:08,493 ‐(BLOWS) ‐(LAUGHS) What? 353 00:20:08,526 --> 00:20:11,866 ‐I'm a nice person. ‐That's your problem. 354 00:20:11,899 --> 00:20:14,872 ‐You're not a nice person? ‐Pfffft! Fuck that. 355 00:20:14,905 --> 00:20:16,943 What's wrong with being nice? 356 00:20:16,976 --> 00:20:18,646 It's weak. 357 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:20,584 How is it weak? 358 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,992 You're worrying about what people are gonna feel. 359 00:20:25,025 --> 00:20:27,765 You shouldn't. You should just tell them the truth. 360 00:20:27,798 --> 00:20:30,369 I mean, this guy, you could've told him 361 00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:32,541 what the problem was, you could've sorted it out. 362 00:20:32,574 --> 00:20:35,814 But now, I mean, he's gonna go 363 00:20:35,847 --> 00:20:37,951 and sleep with somebody else 364 00:20:37,985 --> 00:20:40,322 and then he's gonna sleep with somebody else, 365 00:20:40,356 --> 00:20:41,626 then somebody else, 366 00:20:41,659 --> 00:20:43,596 and then you've got all these women 367 00:20:43,630 --> 00:20:44,999 who are gonna have to fake orgasms 368 00:20:45,032 --> 00:20:47,938 because nobody wants to tell him the fuckin' truth, you know? 369 00:20:51,478 --> 00:20:52,748 I mean, you're not really helping out 370 00:20:52,781 --> 00:20:54,017 your sisters, are you? 371 00:20:54,050 --> 00:20:56,722 Well, it's not my fault he was shit. 372 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,058 No. Of course not. 373 00:20:58,092 --> 00:21:01,264 But, you know, you could've done something about it, though. 374 00:21:01,298 --> 00:21:04,638 ‐That's not my responsibility. ‐No, it's not. Definitely not. 375 00:21:06,441 --> 00:21:08,746 But you can't really complain, can you? 376 00:21:08,780 --> 00:21:10,517 I'm not complaining. 377 00:21:11,752 --> 00:21:13,590 A little bit. 378 00:21:16,596 --> 00:21:19,400 Can you roll me one of those, cowboy? 379 00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:23,743 ‐(SCOFFS LIGHTLY) ‐What? 380 00:21:23,776 --> 00:21:26,983 Well, I'm not a cowboy, but there you go. 381 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,289 Thank you. 382 00:21:33,395 --> 00:21:35,567 Ahh. Phew. 383 00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:49,829 (DOWNBEAT ROCK BALLAD PLAYS NEARBY) 384 00:22:09,802 --> 00:22:11,539 Thanks. 385 00:22:27,470 --> 00:22:29,808 So... 386 00:22:29,842 --> 00:22:31,746 What? 387 00:22:33,683 --> 00:22:35,654 Are you gonna make a move or... 388 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,593 On you? 389 00:22:40,029 --> 00:22:41,766 No, on her. 390 00:22:41,799 --> 00:22:43,603 RAY: Hmm. 391 00:22:45,807 --> 00:22:48,746 ‐It depends. ‐On what? 392 00:22:48,780 --> 00:22:51,117 Whether or not you're gonna fake it. 393 00:22:51,151 --> 00:22:54,558 Well, I won't have to fake it if you know what you're doing. 394 00:22:56,495 --> 00:22:57,864 Hmm. 395 00:22:57,898 --> 00:22:59,768 I know what I'm doing. 396 00:23:06,983 --> 00:23:08,886 We'll see. 397 00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:13,763 ('CHELSEA DAGGER' BY THE FRATELLIS PLAYS) 398 00:23:17,169 --> 00:23:19,140 (SINGER HOWLS) 399 00:23:19,173 --> 00:23:20,844 SONG: ♪ Da‐da‐da, da‐da‐da 400 00:23:20,877 --> 00:23:22,146 ♪ Da‐da, da‐da, da‐da‐da 401 00:23:22,179 --> 00:23:23,750 ♪ Da‐da‐da, da‐da‐da 402 00:23:23,783 --> 00:23:25,687 ♪ Da‐da, da‐da‐da 403 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:26,956 ♪ Da‐da‐da, da‐da‐da 404 00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:28,693 ♪ Da‐da, da‐da, da‐da‐da 405 00:23:28,726 --> 00:23:29,895 ♪ Da‐da‐da, da‐da‐da 406 00:23:29,929 --> 00:23:31,599 ♪ Da‐da, da‐da, da‐da‐da 407 00:23:31,632 --> 00:23:33,001 ♪ Da‐da‐da, da‐da‐da 408 00:23:33,035 --> 00:23:34,738 ♪ Da‐da, da‐da, da‐da‐da 409 00:23:34,772 --> 00:23:36,074 ♪ Da‐da‐da, da‐da‐da 410 00:23:36,107 --> 00:23:37,878 ♪ Da‐da, da‐da‐da 411 00:23:37,911 --> 00:23:39,447 ♪ Da‐da‐da, da‐da‐da 412 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:40,750 Da‐da, da‐da, da‐da‐da 413 00:23:40,784 --> 00:23:42,554 ♪ Da‐da‐da, da‐da‐da 414 00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:43,923 ♪ Da‐da, da‐da, da‐da‐da 415 00:23:43,957 --> 00:23:46,996 ♪ Well, you must be a girl with shoes like that 416 00:23:47,029 --> 00:23:49,167 ♪ She said, "You know me well" 417 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:51,739 ♪ I seen you and little Steven and Joanna 418 00:23:51,772 --> 00:23:53,810 ♪ Round the back of my hotel 419 00:23:53,843 --> 00:23:55,747 ♪ Oh, yeah 420 00:23:55,780 --> 00:23:59,020 ♪ Someone said you was asking after me 421 00:23:59,053 --> 00:24:01,592 ♪ But I know you best as a blagger 422 00:24:01,626 --> 00:24:03,763 ♪ I said, "Tell me your name Is it sweet?" 423 00:24:03,796 --> 00:24:06,101 ♪ She said, "My boy, it's Dagger" 424 00:24:06,134 --> 00:24:07,738 ♪ Oh, yeah 425 00:24:07,771 --> 00:24:08,873 ♪ Whoo 426 00:24:08,906 --> 00:24:10,577 ♪ I was good, she was hot 427 00:24:10,610 --> 00:24:11,812 ♪ Stealin' everything she got... ♪