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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎（你好 波托贝罗街）

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‎（伦敦某家影院外）

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‎你好啊

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‎抱一个？

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‎还是不了

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‎兴奋吗？

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‎马上要看“最佳时刻”影片了

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‎你将重温
‎《携父同游》里的高光时刻

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‎我难以抑制我的激动之情

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‎过去的五年里 我们经历了
‎不少令人难以置信的时刻

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‎干杯

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‎-真不错
‎-不错

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‎拜访了14个国家…

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‎这个地方充斥着意大利人

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‎从干旱的沙漠

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‎到白雪堆积的山峰…

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‎不得不说 真是太壮观了

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‎上帝啊

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‎-老爸
‎-不行

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‎第三条规则呢？

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‎不许离公共厕所太远

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‎行驶里程超过八万五千公里

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‎足迹遍布四大洲…

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‎为什么我们就不能正常地坐个飞机？

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‎因为这样能领略到更多风景

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‎有振奋人心…

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‎你爸比你有趣多了

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‎不用 谢谢

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‎也有失控…

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‎见鬼

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‎-抓到了 我抓到了
‎-棒极了

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‎-我开得过去吗？
‎-不要

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‎住过平价旅社…

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‎我们住这里？真的假的？

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‎我不要睡这里

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‎我叫杰克

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‎这位是我爸 迈克尔

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‎-抱歉
‎-什么？

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‎没门

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‎也体验过奢华酒店…

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‎天啊

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‎每一刻都弥足珍贵

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‎有趣极了

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‎你们能别再亲嘴了吗？

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‎你知道我很享受你的陪伴

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‎你妈看起来跟瓦勒里欧
‎也相处得很愉快

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‎其实他对我们家来说还挺管用的

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‎你在这里一定跟在家里一样自在吧

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‎在这种空荡荡的影院里

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‎不

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‎本次影片的主题是温馨 好吗？

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‎-是让人感伤落泪的回忆
‎-好的

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‎所以你克制一点
‎刚才就有点毁氛围了

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‎别扫兴了

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‎什么兴？

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‎扫兴 煞风景

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‎-知道了吗？
‎-好的

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‎我认为旅游最大的乐趣

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‎不仅是你的所及之处 还有所遇之人

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‎无比赞同

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‎我们遇到过不少有趣的人

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‎我知道你很喜欢结识陌生人

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‎从不放过在第一次见面
‎就羞辱别人的机会

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‎你觉得…

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‎你最喜欢的人

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‎有哪些？

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‎斯图华特

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‎我真的很喜欢斯陈武元

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‎我们从没遇见过叫“陈武元”的人

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‎-遇见过
‎-你说的是那个火车上的人？

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‎-对
‎-好吧

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‎他是火车乘务员

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‎-我们讲过的
‎-我知道 但我觉得他很棒

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‎你说他很棒

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‎但是你却只跟他说过一句话
‎你连他的名字都没说对

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‎是啊 但他是名出色的乘务员

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‎我们就先来回顾一下这一段吧

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‎你在泰国火车上

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‎和一名不认识的乘务员

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‎成为拜把兄弟的片段

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‎-他叫陈武元
‎-不是

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‎-他不叫陈武元
‎-他就是

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‎打扰一下 两位先生

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‎这是你们的卫生间

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‎那边有酒

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‎冰桶在这边

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‎我是你们的乘务员

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‎如果你们有任何问题

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‎都可以按这个铃叫我

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‎非常感谢 陈武元 很高兴认识你

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‎-真是个好人
‎-陈武元？

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‎-是乘务员
‎-他说他是陈武元

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‎他说的是“乘务员”
‎不是“陈武元”

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‎他长得像叫陈武元的人吗？

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‎你以为他叫陈武元？

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‎抱歉 我的意思是…

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‎我怎么知道？

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‎我叫他陈武元 他也没进来

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‎纠正说那不是他的名字

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‎他胸前有名牌啊

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‎-我看到了
‎-那他叫什么？

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‎-反正不是陈武元
‎-那他叫什么？

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‎老实说 我不记得了

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‎都过去五年了

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‎我们也就见了他几秒而已

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‎好吧 也许他不叫陈武元

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‎就算他真的叫陈武元

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‎也不会用“我是你们的陈武元”
‎来自我介绍

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‎这样的话也太自来熟了

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‎也许他就是想友好一点

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‎所以才说“我是你们的陈武元”

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‎你会那样介绍自己吗？

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‎“我是你们的迈克尔”？

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‎不会 但英语不是他的母语

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‎他讲得不是很流畅

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‎我们路途中遇见的

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‎最奇怪的人

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‎可能就是

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‎我们偶然遇到的史蒂文西格尔

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‎你还记得吗？

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‎记得 但我从没听说过他

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‎-要看看吗？
‎-好啊

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‎看 在那边 别太明显

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‎那绝对是他 对不对？

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‎看起来很像

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‎我要去打招呼

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‎我要去见史蒂文西格尔

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‎你好

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‎西格尔先生

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‎-你好 我叫杰克 是你的忠实粉丝
‎-很高兴认识你

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‎我也是 我也住在这家酒店

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‎我是你的作品的超级粉丝

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‎-我也是一名演员
‎-真的吗？

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‎他是我爸爸 老爸？

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‎-我在跟我爸做一档节目
‎-你还叫他“老爸”？

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‎-什么？
‎-你还叫他“老爸”？

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‎我…是的

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‎老爸 这是史蒂文西格尔

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‎西格尔先生 很高兴认识你

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‎-我能再问一个问题吗？
‎-当然

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‎-我知道你是一名禅师
‎-对

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‎禅的本质是什么？

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‎史蒂文西格尔把我丢进了池塘

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‎他走了？

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‎我刚还想跟他握手 感谢他

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‎懂了

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‎禅的本质是什么？

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‎要让自己沉浸其中

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‎所以他才把我丢进池塘

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‎他明明可以用嘴说的

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‎真是超奇怪的经历 跟西格尔的见面

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‎他的经纪人隔天打电话来问我们

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‎是否愿意跟他…

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‎共进午餐

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‎对 午餐

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‎那顿午餐也很诡异
‎因为他什么都没吃

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‎他说：“我不吃午餐”

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‎我记得午餐期间 他跟你聊起合气道

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‎你只是出于礼貌问他问题

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‎但他却开始跟你大谈

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‎怎么对付挥着武士刀向你冲来的人

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‎对 我记得

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‎你一直附和着点头

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‎好像在说：“对 很有用的信息

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‎谢谢你的分享 西格尔先生”

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‎我下次在维特罗斯的帕特尼购物中心

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‎遇见拿着刀冲我跑来的人时

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‎一定会记得用这招的”

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‎-或在嘉里克文学俱乐部里
‎-对

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‎你还有其他喜欢的人吗？

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‎我特别喜欢

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‎波奇

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‎-对 波奇
‎-你还记得波奇吗？

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‎他简直太棒了

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‎我们在康普顿坐车的时候

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‎他一直

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‎叫我“OG”

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‎让我觉得他有点没礼貌

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‎因为我以为他在叫我“领养老金的”

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‎我心想：“我确实不年轻了

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‎但你也不用

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‎一直叫我

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‎OG老爷爷”

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‎-但当然他不是那个意思
‎-对

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‎-是原始老大的“OG”
‎-对

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‎合情合理 英雄惜英雄

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‎你不接吗？

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‎-对
‎-对我置之不理？

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‎你应该…

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‎跟我碰一下拳

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‎好吧 看剪辑吧

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‎-OG 你还好吗？
‎-OG？

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‎-什么？
‎-我问你还好吗？

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‎我很好

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‎我叫你OG 你好像不是很爽

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‎他叫你老爷爷

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‎不对 是原始老大

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‎-原始老大
‎-对

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‎你这套蓝西装和粉领带的混搭真绝

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‎天啊

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‎你肯定在很会玩 原始老大 操

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‎你的标准还挺高的

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‎我喜欢这小伙

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‎包括他显示的尊重
‎这是你没能做到的

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‎从来没有

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‎你这条幼狗跟着我们这些大狗混

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‎交给我和老大了

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‎我们会罩着你的 小伙子

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‎我是匪帮说唱的超级粉丝

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‎是吗？

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‎-所以我一直都渴望…
‎-匪帮说唱？

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‎-是啊 我喜欢匪帮说唱
‎-放屁

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‎你以前还沉迷辣妹合唱团

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‎这有什么…

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‎我才没有沉迷辣妹合唱团

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‎你有她们的全部唱片 还在卧室
‎跟着辣妹合唱团的歌跳舞

218
00:09:11,603 --> 00:09:13,483
‎爸爸在扯你后腿了

219
00:09:13,563 --> 00:09:15,323
‎你超爱辣妹合唱团

220
00:09:15,403 --> 00:09:17,843
‎我爱说唱
‎我还有一张Big Pun的专辑

221
00:09:17,923 --> 00:09:20,203
‎还有一张NWA的专辑
‎一张埃米纳姆的专辑

222
00:09:20,283 --> 00:09:22,243
‎你最喜欢的匪帮说唱歌曲是哪首？

223
00:09:23,483 --> 00:09:24,803
‎我喜欢…

224
00:09:25,723 --> 00:09:28,043
‎你看 想半天都想不出来

225
00:09:28,123 --> 00:09:29,843
‎德瑞博士…

226
00:09:31,643 --> 00:09:32,763
‎《千年》

227
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‎不 那是威尔史密斯的 可恶

228
00:09:41,523 --> 00:09:42,683
‎干杯 伙计们

229
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‎干杯

230
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‎干杯

231
00:09:46,923 --> 00:09:48,443
‎干杯 先生们

232
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‎-好的 先生 原始老大
‎-干掉

233
00:09:51,403 --> 00:09:52,323
‎遵命 先生

234
00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:58,963
‎你们一般都喝什么酒？

235
00:10:00,443 --> 00:10:02,283
‎我喜欢

236
00:10:02,363 --> 00:10:03,603
‎白葡萄酒调的斯普瑞兹

237
00:10:04,723 --> 00:10:07,003
‎你一边听辣妹合唱团
‎一边喝白葡萄酒？

238
00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:09,043
‎对 没错

239
00:10:12,363 --> 00:10:14,563
‎真是个可爱的人

240
00:10:14,643 --> 00:10:17,203
‎补充点严肃的事 有点伤感

241
00:10:17,723 --> 00:10:20,563
‎很不幸的是 波奇已经不在了

242
00:10:20,643 --> 00:10:22,203
‎-真的吗？
‎-是的

243
00:10:22,283 --> 00:10:23,763
‎他去世了

244
00:10:24,243 --> 00:10:25,643
‎-不
‎-真的

245
00:10:25,723 --> 00:10:29,083
‎太让人难过了 我真的很喜欢他

246
00:10:29,163 --> 00:10:31,523
‎我知道 所以我觉得
‎我们可以来致敬一下

247
00:10:31,603 --> 00:10:33,003
‎不错

248
00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:35,123
‎敬波奇 愿他一路走好

249
00:10:35,203 --> 00:10:36,523
‎是的

250
00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:37,723
‎离世的朋友

251
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‎波奇

252
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‎敬你

253
00:10:40,403 --> 00:10:42,043
‎-上帝保佑你
‎-上帝保佑你

254
00:10:47,003 --> 00:10:50,563
‎我们卷支大麻 一边回忆他一边抽

255
00:10:50,643 --> 00:10:52,483
‎会不会更好？

256
00:10:52,563 --> 00:10:55,923
‎我们还是喝香槟吧 好吗？

257
00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:57,123
‎那大麻呢？

258
00:10:58,363 --> 00:10:59,803
‎我觉得他会希望我们那么做的

259
00:11:03,683 --> 00:11:04,803
‎好吧

260
00:11:04,883 --> 00:11:09,083
‎还有一个你在旅程的开端就遇到的人

261
00:11:09,163 --> 00:11:12,323
‎对你而言极其特别的人

262
00:11:12,883 --> 00:11:13,923
‎你指的是…

263
00:11:14,483 --> 00:11:15,283
‎你妈？

264
00:11:15,363 --> 00:11:17,523
‎-我在说温斯顿
‎-温斯顿

265
00:11:17,603 --> 00:11:18,643
‎对 没错

266
00:11:19,283 --> 00:11:22,083
‎我把他当作我从未有过的儿子

267
00:11:23,003 --> 00:11:25,283
‎-懂我的意思吗？
‎-什么叫“从未有过”？

268
00:11:25,883 --> 00:11:26,883
‎你有儿子啊

269
00:11:26,963 --> 00:11:28,323
‎-还是两个
‎-对

270
00:11:28,403 --> 00:11:29,563
‎但是

271
00:11:29,643 --> 00:11:31,723
‎他很特别…

272
00:11:31,803 --> 00:11:33,003
‎-对
‎-很不同

273
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:35,123
‎他是个玩偶 是很不同

274
00:11:35,203 --> 00:11:37,203
‎他会跟你和老妈同床睡吗？

275
00:11:37,803 --> 00:11:38,723
‎现在不会

276
00:11:38,803 --> 00:11:40,763
‎什么叫“现在不会”？曾经会？

277
00:11:40,843 --> 00:11:42,763
‎当然了 他小时候会

278
00:11:43,363 --> 00:11:44,443
‎但现在不会了

279
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‎老天啊

280
00:11:48,283 --> 00:11:51,123
‎那我们就提点一下

281
00:11:51,203 --> 00:11:54,923
‎这个诡异的小家伙
‎是怎么闯进我们的生活的

282
00:11:55,003 --> 00:11:55,843
‎鞋子

283
00:11:56,843 --> 00:11:58,563
‎对

284
00:11:58,643 --> 00:11:59,523
‎离谱

285
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,003
‎你好

286
00:12:05,083 --> 00:12:05,923
‎你好

287
00:12:06,003 --> 00:12:08,723
‎人们会把这些玩偶
‎当自己的孩子一样照顾吗？

288
00:12:08,803 --> 00:12:09,603
‎是的

289
00:12:09,683 --> 00:12:11,603
‎我真的很想让你们拥有自己的娃娃

290
00:12:11,683 --> 00:12:14,923
‎你们要去不同的国家旅行
‎随身带一个娃娃

291
00:12:15,003 --> 00:12:18,643
‎可以作为你们旅行的好运符

292
00:12:18,723 --> 00:12:20,123
‎我们叫他什么？

293
00:12:20,603 --> 00:12:22,443
‎我一直在想

294
00:12:22,523 --> 00:12:25,123
‎我给你起名杰克是因为我爸爸叫杰克

295
00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:28,683
‎但我一直很后悔
‎没有给你起我想的第一个名字

296
00:12:29,723 --> 00:12:31,523
‎就是温斯顿

297
00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:33,883
‎来了

298
00:12:36,163 --> 00:12:39,163
‎-温斯顿
‎-你们期待的时刻来了

299
00:12:39,243 --> 00:12:40,963
‎这是你们的天使娃娃

300
00:12:41,043 --> 00:12:42,963
‎-你好
‎-我们俩是你的新爸爸

301
00:12:43,523 --> 00:12:45,403
‎爸爸和爷爷 不是两个爸爸

302
00:12:45,483 --> 00:12:46,363
‎我们不是情侣

303
00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:48,763
‎我只是不想让他困惑

304
00:12:48,843 --> 00:12:52,203
‎你有先抱他的权利

305
00:12:53,123 --> 00:12:55,483
‎-我会照顾好他的
‎-你好啊 温斯顿

306
00:12:56,403 --> 00:12:57,403
‎爸爸在这里

307
00:12:57,483 --> 00:12:59,683
‎这是我见过的最诡异的事了

308
00:12:59,763 --> 00:13:01,643
‎拜托别吓着他

309
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,963
‎想抱抱他吗？别说话 抱就好

310
00:13:05,043 --> 00:13:06,203
‎别拉大便哦

311
00:13:07,243 --> 00:13:08,403
‎好孩子

312
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:10,323
‎好极了 小温 我们走

313
00:13:11,603 --> 00:13:13,363
‎-谢谢
‎-我们走了

314
00:13:13,443 --> 00:13:15,203
‎跟爷爷走

315
00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:17,523
‎-太诡异了
‎-真可爱

316
00:13:17,603 --> 00:13:19,043
‎诡异到不行

317
00:13:19,123 --> 00:13:21,323
‎不 很可爱啊

318
00:13:21,403 --> 00:13:23,523
‎还记得那个对我卖弄风情的女人吗？

319
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,563
‎-是的
‎-她很…

320
00:13:26,203 --> 00:13:29,203
‎因为她也有个娃娃
‎她就一直在用那个娃娃

321
00:13:29,283 --> 00:13:32,243
‎跟你调情

322
00:13:32,323 --> 00:13:34,843
‎那下午超诡异的

323
00:13:34,923 --> 00:13:36,963
‎你不得不承认温斯顿就是很诡异

324
00:13:37,043 --> 00:13:39,443
‎他不诡异 他很可爱

325
00:13:39,523 --> 00:13:40,763
‎他就是诡异

326
00:13:41,683 --> 00:13:44,083
‎简直就是从恐怖片里走出来的

327
00:13:44,163 --> 00:13:46,003
‎-放屁
‎-就是

328
00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:48,283
‎等着 我会证明给你看的

329
00:13:48,363 --> 00:13:51,163
‎你只需改一改背景音乐风格

330
00:13:51,243 --> 00:13:54,003
‎就能看出他有多诡异了

331
00:13:55,163 --> 00:13:56,963
‎你经常思考死亡吗？

332
00:13:57,043 --> 00:13:59,243
‎死亡是很可怕的事 伙计

333
00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:02,883
‎这张卡显示 你受到诅咒

334
00:14:02,963 --> 00:14:04,123
‎-诅咒？
‎-对

335
00:14:11,043 --> 00:14:13,243
‎我完全不知道奶奶是那么去世的

336
00:14:13,323 --> 00:14:15,083
‎不要再跟玩偶说话了 超奇怪的

337
00:14:15,683 --> 00:14:17,123
‎他不是玩偶 是温斯顿

338
00:14:19,923 --> 00:14:20,843
‎爸爸在这里

339
00:14:22,483 --> 00:14:23,763
‎（小温圣节）

340
00:14:25,483 --> 00:14:27,043
‎-诡异吧
‎-“小温圣节”？

341
00:14:27,123 --> 00:14:28,323
‎“小温圣节”

342
00:14:28,403 --> 00:14:31,683
‎我觉得我最喜欢这些经历

343
00:14:31,763 --> 00:14:33,563
‎和坚持做这档节目的一点是

344
00:14:34,203 --> 00:14:37,483
‎看到你

345
00:14:37,563 --> 00:14:41,923
‎越来越愿意敞开心扉 接纳新事物

346
00:14:42,003 --> 00:14:44,523
‎比如在第一季里

347
00:14:44,603 --> 00:14:46,123
‎我记得

348
00:14:46,203 --> 00:14:49,883
‎有一天你要跟我在独木舟上拍摄

349
00:14:49,963 --> 00:14:50,883
‎但你

350
00:14:51,563 --> 00:14:53,283
‎不愿意脱掉西装外套

351
00:14:53,363 --> 00:14:57,403
‎我记得我们花了好几个小时
‎说服你脱掉外套

352
00:14:57,483 --> 00:14:58,683
‎那是在第一季

353
00:14:58,763 --> 00:15:01,043
‎但到第四季

354
00:15:01,123 --> 00:15:02,363
‎我成功让你穿上女装

355
00:15:03,443 --> 00:15:04,803
‎站在同性恋酒吧的舞台上

356
00:15:11,563 --> 00:15:14,083
‎我觉得那一刻验证了

357
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,923
‎你愿意敞开心扉的程度

358
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:20,443
‎我并不觉得是我敞开了心扉
‎是你摧毁了我的精神

359
00:15:21,363 --> 00:15:25,123
‎最后我只是觉得
‎“争执这点有什么用呢？”

360
00:15:25,603 --> 00:15:27,163
‎“赶紧搞完算了吧”

361
00:15:27,243 --> 00:15:29,643
‎然后我越搞越享受

362
00:15:29,723 --> 00:15:30,723
‎对

363
00:15:30,803 --> 00:15:34,643
‎所以我们还扮了小丑
‎还做了很多其他事

364
00:15:34,723 --> 00:15:35,523
‎小丑

365
00:15:35,603 --> 00:15:38,603
‎-我觉得那是非常重要的时刻
‎-对

366
00:15:38,683 --> 00:15:40,363
‎因为你之前很怕小丑

367
00:15:40,443 --> 00:15:42,323
‎我才不怕小丑

368
00:15:43,763 --> 00:15:45,363
‎我们来看一看

369
00:15:45,443 --> 00:15:47,523
‎敖德萨的那届小丑节吧

370
00:15:49,803 --> 00:15:53,163
‎整个节日的热情
‎在城市游行中日渐高涨

371
00:15:56,483 --> 00:16:00,163
‎我爸不得不直面内心的恐惧

372
00:16:02,123 --> 00:16:03,283
‎毫无意外…

373
00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:04,163
‎老爸？

374
00:16:04,243 --> 00:16:06,003
‎他变得有点害怕镜头

375
00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:07,563
‎他去哪了？

376
00:16:07,643 --> 00:16:08,643
‎老爸？

377
00:16:09,963 --> 00:16:11,003
‎迈克尔！

378
00:16:13,923 --> 00:16:15,083
‎找到了 他在那

379
00:16:17,923 --> 00:16:20,643
‎我他妈在这里干吗？

380
00:16:20,723 --> 00:16:22,923
‎简直就是噩梦

381
00:16:23,003 --> 00:16:25,123
‎真不知道我怎么会答应你

382
00:16:26,203 --> 00:16:27,803
‎-老爸 你能挥个手吗？
‎-不能

383
00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:29,643
‎-不要
‎-你吓着孩子了

384
00:16:29,723 --> 00:16:31,763
‎-我没有吓到孩子
‎-你有

385
00:16:31,843 --> 00:16:35,603
‎我已经尽我所能地冲他们挥手了

386
00:16:35,683 --> 00:16:37,843
‎最后挥一下 到此为止

387
00:16:37,923 --> 00:16:40,123
‎别那么矜持 像个小丑一点
‎享受乐趣

388
00:16:41,643 --> 00:16:46,003
‎只有我爸能把小丑游行走得像送葬队

389
00:16:47,163 --> 00:16:50,083
‎那段经历对你来说一定很好玩

390
00:16:50,163 --> 00:16:52,803
‎我太爱了 我太喜欢扮小丑了

391
00:16:52,883 --> 00:16:55,323
‎因为你的事业最终…

392
00:16:55,403 --> 00:16:58,763
‎我不是说必然 但非常有可能

393
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:01,963
‎演变成儿童娱乐

394
00:17:02,043 --> 00:17:04,443
‎像儿童派对之类的活动

395
00:17:05,843 --> 00:17:08,803
‎所以你觉得敖德萨小丑节的经历

396
00:17:08,882 --> 00:17:10,963
‎帮你克服了
‎长年以来的小丑恐惧症了吗？

397
00:17:11,043 --> 00:17:13,683
‎我不懂你为什么总说我怕小丑

398
00:17:13,763 --> 00:17:15,401
‎我不怕小丑

399
00:17:15,483 --> 00:17:17,683
‎-所以你不再怕小丑了？
‎-对

400
00:17:19,323 --> 00:17:20,483
‎见鬼

401
00:17:24,283 --> 00:17:26,323
‎难以置信你居然对我做这种事

402
00:17:26,401 --> 00:17:27,882
‎对我这把年纪的人

403
00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:29,723
‎说实话
‎对你这年纪的人来说是挺危险的

404
00:17:29,803 --> 00:17:32,003
‎-是啊 我得小心一点
‎-别担心

405
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:34,683
‎我问过了 前台有除颤器

406
00:17:35,443 --> 00:17:36,963
‎谢谢你 弗洛格先生

407
00:17:37,043 --> 00:17:39,283
‎所以你一直在做铺垫 是吗？

408
00:17:39,363 --> 00:17:41,363
‎是啊 他藏了20分钟了

409
00:17:41,443 --> 00:17:42,923
‎你太卑鄙了

410
00:17:43,003 --> 00:17:46,123
‎你贬低儿童娱乐的时候 他也在那边

411
00:17:46,723 --> 00:17:48,283
‎你让弗洛格先生很难过

412
00:17:49,523 --> 00:17:50,843
‎他在那里哭泣呢

413
00:17:51,883 --> 00:17:54,283
‎虽然那眼泪可能是画上去的

414
00:17:54,843 --> 00:17:57,283
‎接下来看看我们最糟糕的经历吧

415
00:17:57,363 --> 00:17:58,923
‎我在美国之旅中的

416
00:17:59,003 --> 00:18:01,443
‎最糟糕的回忆？

417
00:18:02,523 --> 00:18:05,403
‎希拉莉怀特霍尔上台

418
00:18:06,203 --> 00:18:07,003
‎跟魔力麦克演出

419
00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:09,443
‎这个确实很糟糕 我同意

420
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,883
‎我不想再看一遍那个场景

421
00:18:11,963 --> 00:18:14,683
‎但也许还是放一下

422
00:18:14,763 --> 00:18:16,523
‎让我们稍微回顾一下

423
00:18:16,603 --> 00:18:18,923
‎可能会引起不适

424
00:18:19,483 --> 00:18:21,123
‎你能跟我来一下吗？

425
00:18:21,203 --> 00:18:23,163
‎-我得走了
‎-不行

426
00:18:23,243 --> 00:18:25,083
‎-你去哪？
‎-跟他走

427
00:18:29,643 --> 00:18:31,043
‎她在干吗？

428
00:18:31,603 --> 00:18:32,403
‎天啊

429
00:18:53,723 --> 00:18:54,803
‎嘿 兄弟 你还好吗？

430
00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:56,803
‎一点都不好

431
00:19:25,483 --> 00:19:27,763
‎杰克 真的爽呆了

432
00:19:27,843 --> 00:19:29,043
‎太爽了

433
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,083
‎我要喝一口

434
00:19:32,163 --> 00:19:34,523
‎你们玩得开心吗？能来点欢呼吗？

435
00:19:34,603 --> 00:19:35,723
‎棒呆了

436
00:19:35,803 --> 00:19:37,523
‎棒呆了

437
00:19:38,203 --> 00:19:39,443
‎你有什么想说的吗？

438
00:19:39,523 --> 00:19:43,203
‎值得庆幸的是
‎我当时早就走了 不在场

439
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:45,963
‎但既然我看到了…

440
00:19:46,043 --> 00:19:47,843
‎你妈在干吗？

441
00:19:47,923 --> 00:19:50,603
‎你知道最糟的部分是他旋转的时候

442
00:19:50,683 --> 00:19:52,363
‎老妈露出的饥渴的眼神

443
00:19:52,443 --> 00:19:54,523
‎-是啊
‎-她一直盯着他的裤裆

444
00:19:55,923 --> 00:19:58,483
‎谢天谢地 她从没这样对我

445
00:19:58,963 --> 00:20:01,683
‎老实说 我觉得
‎如果你做他刚才那个动作

446
00:20:01,763 --> 00:20:03,083
‎你根本就起不来

447
00:20:04,883 --> 00:20:08,363
‎我记得还有另一件糟糕的事是

448
00:20:08,443 --> 00:20:09,403
‎在那之后

449
00:20:09,483 --> 00:20:11,443
‎老妈跟我说 她上台后

450
00:20:11,523 --> 00:20:14,083
‎闻到那男人身上
‎有深度热疗药膏的味道

451
00:20:14,563 --> 00:20:16,243
‎真是让人恶心的细节

452
00:20:16,323 --> 00:20:19,683
‎这让我的这段可怕记忆

453
00:20:19,763 --> 00:20:22,003
‎配上了一股可怕的味道

454
00:20:22,083 --> 00:20:24,883
‎我并不熟悉深度热疗药膏

455
00:20:24,963 --> 00:20:27,283
‎所以我不知道它什么味道

456
00:20:27,363 --> 00:20:29,843
‎-但想必不是什么好闻的味道
‎-不好闻

457
00:20:29,923 --> 00:20:30,803
‎-是的
‎-对

458
00:20:30,883 --> 00:20:33,003
‎你妈从没跟我说过这件事

459
00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:36,243
‎如果未来某刻 老妈要求你

460
00:20:36,323 --> 00:20:40,043
‎上床前擦深度热疗药膏 我会担心的

461
00:20:40,123 --> 00:20:42,403
‎-我会记得的
‎-稍微留点心

462
00:20:42,483 --> 00:20:44,243
‎如果她要求你

463
00:20:44,323 --> 00:20:47,723
‎穿超级紧身牛仔裤

464
00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:50,203
‎涂抹深度热疗药膏

465
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:51,883
‎再播放…

466
00:20:53,283 --> 00:20:54,523
‎节奏蓝调

467
00:20:54,603 --> 00:20:57,923
‎你就说：“不 希拉莉
‎我知道你想干吗

468
00:20:58,003 --> 00:20:59,963
‎但我不是魔力麦克”

469
00:21:00,043 --> 00:21:02,883
‎我们来看另一段我最爱的时刻

470
00:21:02,963 --> 00:21:06,523
‎就是你在拉斯维加斯的凯撒宫前

471
00:21:06,603 --> 00:21:09,003
‎尝试停休闲车的时候

472
00:21:10,043 --> 00:21:11,443
‎什么叫“尝试”？

473
00:21:11,523 --> 00:21:14,763
‎因为你彻底失败了

474
00:21:14,843 --> 00:21:15,883
‎不对 小心

475
00:21:18,163 --> 00:21:20,003
‎-好 小心
‎-停这附近？

476
00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:21,243
‎-停车
‎-干吗？

477
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,043
‎刹车 抱歉

478
00:21:23,963 --> 00:21:24,843
‎这样可以吗？

479
00:21:24,923 --> 00:21:28,403
‎-不行 你挡到出租车了
‎-都怎么搞的？

480
00:21:28,483 --> 00:21:31,323
‎-太见鬼了
‎-这怎么回事？

481
00:21:32,883 --> 00:21:35,523
‎-停下
‎-为什么？我不想让别人…

482
00:21:35,603 --> 00:21:38,123
‎-让别人…
‎-我讨厌别人冲我响喇叭

483
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,163
‎-停下
‎-闭嘴

484
00:21:41,243 --> 00:21:43,083
‎-停下
‎-滚开

485
00:21:43,163 --> 00:21:44,243
‎-老爸
‎-干吗？

486
00:21:45,843 --> 00:21:48,563
‎-上帝啊 杀了我吧
‎-我们接下来怎么办？

487
00:21:49,443 --> 00:21:52,243
‎-找人来帮忙
‎-我要按刹车吗？

488
00:21:52,323 --> 00:21:54,763
‎不好意思 能找个停车员
‎帮我们一下吗？

489
00:21:54,843 --> 00:21:57,763
‎我忘记刹车怎么用了
‎应该关掉就可以了

490
00:21:58,323 --> 00:21:59,643
‎你不能把车放这里不管了

491
00:22:00,363 --> 00:22:02,283
‎老爸 车在后退 刹车

492
00:22:03,203 --> 00:22:04,123
‎好吧

493
00:22:04,643 --> 00:22:07,443
‎-上帝啊 老爸 别动了
‎-刹车在哪？

494
00:22:07,523 --> 00:22:11,243
‎-把手闸拉上
‎-我找不到该死的刹车了

495
00:22:11,323 --> 00:22:13,323
‎-那个是手闸
‎-对 在这里

496
00:22:13,403 --> 00:22:14,323
‎抱歉 我来

497
00:22:14,403 --> 00:22:15,803
‎我来

498
00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:17,283
‎搞定了

499
00:22:17,363 --> 00:22:19,723
‎真想看你怎么停那玩意儿

500
00:22:21,963 --> 00:22:25,283
‎这展示了我们的旅行中

501
00:22:25,363 --> 00:22:26,763
‎我最喜欢的主题之一

502
00:22:26,843 --> 00:22:27,643
‎那就是

503
00:22:27,723 --> 00:22:30,963
‎我们在路上

504
00:22:31,043 --> 00:22:32,963
‎我们在驾驶

505
00:22:33,043 --> 00:22:34,803
‎什么叫“我们在驾驶”？

506
00:22:34,883 --> 00:22:37,403
‎-在公路旅行的时候
‎-你不会开车 杰克

507
00:22:37,483 --> 00:22:38,883
‎对 我说“我们”指的是…

508
00:22:38,963 --> 00:22:41,123
‎你该不会以为自己会开车吧？

509
00:22:41,203 --> 00:22:46,243
‎这一整季都是我在开车 知道吗？

510
00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:50,563
‎所以不要说“这些都是
‎我们开车旅行过的…”

511
00:22:50,643 --> 00:22:53,723
‎-因为你根本没有开车
‎-我知道 我不会开车

512
00:22:53,803 --> 00:22:55,403
‎我们来看看

513
00:22:55,483 --> 00:22:57,643
‎我们手握方向盘的时刻

514
00:22:57,723 --> 00:23:01,083
‎你手握方向盘 我作为乘客

515
00:23:02,123 --> 00:23:02,923
‎老爸 看

516
00:23:05,003 --> 00:23:06,083
‎你在干吗？

517
00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:12,523
‎用脚吃奇多

518
00:23:12,603 --> 00:23:14,243
‎真恶心

519
00:23:14,763 --> 00:23:17,563
‎搞得好像我载着个刚学步的小鬼一样

520
00:23:19,163 --> 00:23:20,403
‎你在吃什么？

521
00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:21,643
‎莱明顿手指蛋糕

522
00:23:21,723 --> 00:23:24,443
‎-澳洲经典甜点
‎-听起来太恶心了

523
00:23:25,603 --> 00:23:27,843
‎-莱明顿手指？
‎-对

524
00:23:27,923 --> 00:23:30,403
‎听起来像是会在学校听到的事

525
00:23:30,483 --> 00:23:32,843
‎地理学院院长莱明顿先生

526
00:23:32,923 --> 00:23:35,003
‎以及他用自己手指做的事

527
00:23:35,763 --> 00:23:37,683
‎恶心死了

528
00:23:38,763 --> 00:23:40,843
‎要我给你喂一根莱明顿手指吗？

529
00:23:40,923 --> 00:23:42,003
‎不用了 谢谢

530
00:23:43,043 --> 00:23:44,083
‎老爸 吃颗坚果

531
00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:47,003
‎要坚果吗？

532
00:23:47,723 --> 00:23:48,923
‎我并不是很想…

533
00:23:49,483 --> 00:23:50,323
‎见鬼

534
00:23:52,843 --> 00:23:53,963
‎太…

535
00:23:55,523 --> 00:23:57,563
‎抱歉 它上面有芥末

536
00:23:59,163 --> 00:24:01,563
‎太恶心了

537
00:24:04,123 --> 00:24:06,043
‎这是什么鬼东西？

538
00:24:06,123 --> 00:24:07,843
‎-是…
‎-我要宰了你

539
00:24:07,923 --> 00:24:12,203
‎-是芥末花生
‎-我绝对要宰了你

540
00:24:12,283 --> 00:24:16,603
‎这是我这辈子吃过的最恶心的东西

541
00:24:17,283 --> 00:24:19,163
‎味道跟你屁眼里掉出来的屎一样

542
00:24:26,363 --> 00:24:28,723
‎-你必须承认 杰克
‎-什么？

543
00:24:28,803 --> 00:24:31,203
‎你在车里真的很烦人

544
00:24:31,283 --> 00:24:32,843
‎我活跃了公路旅行的气氛

545
00:24:32,923 --> 00:24:34,523
‎给车里注入了活力

546
00:24:34,603 --> 00:24:36,403
‎行吧

547
00:24:36,963 --> 00:24:38,483
‎而且还加速了时间流逝

548
00:24:39,563 --> 00:24:43,563
‎当然我们节目里最著名的是

549
00:24:43,643 --> 00:24:45,443
‎你的口头禅

550
00:24:45,523 --> 00:24:47,283
‎-我没有口头禅
‎-你有

551
00:24:47,363 --> 00:24:48,323
‎“滚开”

552
00:24:48,403 --> 00:24:50,083
‎-太荒唐了
‎-是啊

553
00:24:50,163 --> 00:24:51,243
‎这是你的口头禅

554
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:54,403
‎-那是我的口头禅？
‎-其他人都会在街上冲你喊

555
00:24:54,963 --> 00:24:56,363
‎至少我觉得他们是节目的粉丝

556
00:24:56,443 --> 00:24:59,003
‎你得承认 你确实经常说脏话

557
00:24:59,083 --> 00:25:00,123
‎才没有

558
00:25:00,203 --> 00:25:01,963
‎-你有啊 跟个机关枪一样
‎-我没有

559
00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:05,363
‎-我没有
‎-左中右全方位开火

560
00:25:05,443 --> 00:25:07,283
‎-你就是地毯式脏话轰炸机
‎-胡说

561
00:25:07,363 --> 00:25:09,203
‎-每个字…
‎-没有

562
00:25:09,283 --> 00:25:10,443
‎-就有
‎-绝对没有

563
00:25:10,523 --> 00:25:13,483
‎你有 你经常说脏话 一直在说脏话

564
00:25:13,563 --> 00:25:16,243
‎-我没有一直说脏话
‎-你有啊

565
00:25:16,323 --> 00:25:19,763
‎这他妈不是真的 好吗？

566
00:25:19,843 --> 00:25:21,203
‎要看剪辑吗？

567
00:25:21,283 --> 00:25:23,723
‎剪辑他妈是什么东西？

568
00:25:23,803 --> 00:25:26,083
‎这小鬼在干吗？滚开

569
00:25:26,163 --> 00:25:27,883
‎滚开

570
00:25:27,963 --> 00:25:29,723
‎滚开

571
00:25:29,803 --> 00:25:30,643
‎什么鬼？

572
00:25:30,723 --> 00:25:31,883
‎操

573
00:25:32,483 --> 00:25:34,523
‎把你的手他妈的放在方向盘上

574
00:25:34,603 --> 00:25:35,603
‎小浑崽子

575
00:25:35,683 --> 00:25:36,883
‎别他妈给我乱跑了

576
00:25:36,963 --> 00:25:38,083
‎他妈的给我逼嘴

577
00:25:38,163 --> 00:25:39,003
‎滚开

578
00:25:39,083 --> 00:25:41,203
‎我他妈在这里干吗？

579
00:25:41,283 --> 00:25:42,163
‎真他妈见鬼

580
00:25:42,243 --> 00:25:44,243
‎就跟他妈的鸡一样

581
00:25:44,323 --> 00:25:46,203
‎去他妈的狄洁里都号角

582
00:25:46,283 --> 00:25:48,323
‎他妈的门都没有

583
00:25:48,403 --> 00:25:50,083
‎你他妈滚哪去了？

584
00:25:50,163 --> 00:25:51,643
‎那他妈的是什么？

585
00:25:51,723 --> 00:25:52,523
‎见鬼了

586
00:25:52,603 --> 00:25:53,563
‎操

587
00:25:53,643 --> 00:25:55,603
‎操

588
00:25:55,683 --> 00:25:57,243
‎操

589
00:25:57,323 --> 00:25:58,363
‎爱你

590
00:25:59,163 --> 00:26:00,443
‎滚

591
00:26:02,323 --> 00:26:05,923
‎55句脏话 以防有人没数着

592
00:26:06,003 --> 00:26:07,843
‎-你要道歉吗？
‎-我道歉

593
00:26:07,923 --> 00:26:09,683
‎对那些被冒犯的人道歉

594
00:26:09,763 --> 00:26:11,763
‎我对任何被冒犯到的人

595
00:26:12,563 --> 00:26:14,083
‎表示歉意

596
00:26:14,163 --> 00:26:14,963
‎但是

597
00:26:15,043 --> 00:26:17,083
‎显然身而为人

598
00:26:17,683 --> 00:26:19,483
‎偶尔都是会说脏话的

599
00:26:19,563 --> 00:26:21,483
‎-脏话不经意间就蹦出来了
‎-是啊

600
00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:26,843
‎我们的回忆录

601
00:26:27,323 --> 00:26:28,523
‎已经接近尾声

602
00:26:28,603 --> 00:26:33,283
‎最后我只是想说一下

603
00:26:33,363 --> 00:26:34,563
‎制作这档节目

604
00:26:35,043 --> 00:26:36,763
‎我们收获了很多欢声笑语

605
00:26:36,843 --> 00:26:38,883
‎我们确实收获了很多

606
00:26:40,363 --> 00:26:42,163
‎抬起屁股 一号

607
00:26:43,003 --> 00:26:45,363
‎看来他们并不喜欢
‎“抬起屁股 一号”

608
00:26:47,403 --> 00:26:48,923
‎打扰一下

609
00:26:49,003 --> 00:26:50,563
‎我想拉大便

610
00:26:51,803 --> 00:26:53,683
‎厕所在后面的…

611
00:26:55,963 --> 00:26:58,043
‎274米

612
00:26:58,123 --> 00:26:59,403
‎是你吗 迈克尔？

613
00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:02,763
‎是我髋部折到的声音

614
00:27:05,323 --> 00:27:07,083
‎至少你听到了

615
00:27:08,323 --> 00:27:11,763
‎我小时候 他会在我的
‎每一个生日上表演魔术

616
00:27:11,843 --> 00:27:15,163
‎他会带一大瓶伏特加

617
00:27:15,243 --> 00:27:17,323
‎然后让液体消失

618
00:27:17,403 --> 00:27:19,843
‎-这是玩笑吗？
‎-胡说

619
00:27:19,923 --> 00:27:23,843
‎我玩很长时间了 老大
‎女人让我保持年轻

620
00:27:25,923 --> 00:27:28,003
‎女人让人永葆青春 伙计

621
00:27:30,043 --> 00:27:32,403
‎上啊 宝贝 上

622
00:27:33,843 --> 00:27:35,883
‎真好奇威尔士语的“蠢货”怎么说

623
00:27:37,003 --> 00:27:37,963
‎“蠢货”

624
00:27:40,323 --> 00:27:41,123
‎抱歉

625
00:27:41,203 --> 00:27:43,203
‎冰淇淋从鼻子里喷出来了

626
00:27:46,003 --> 00:27:48,283
‎我们度过了如此美妙的五年

627
00:27:48,363 --> 00:27:50,283
‎-真的很不可思议
‎-是的

628
00:27:50,363 --> 00:27:52,763
‎-我们笑得很开心
‎-是的

629
00:27:52,843 --> 00:27:55,483
‎这些都是我最喜欢的时刻

630
00:27:55,563 --> 00:27:57,723
‎当我们状况百出

631
00:27:57,803 --> 00:27:59,443
‎濒临崩溃时

632
00:27:59,523 --> 00:28:01,843
‎一般来说 越是崩溃 效果越好

633
00:28:01,923 --> 00:28:03,003
‎无比赞同

634
00:28:03,083 --> 00:28:05,563
‎那是我人生中最美好的时段

635
00:28:05,643 --> 00:28:07,043
‎这过去的五年

636
00:28:07,123 --> 00:28:08,043
‎是吗？

637
00:28:08,123 --> 00:28:10,483
‎主要是因为我是跟你一起度过的

638
00:28:21,123 --> 00:28:24,163
‎迈克把袖子卷起来了 迈克在喝啤酒

639
00:28:24,243 --> 00:28:25,883
‎杰克爱迈克

640
00:28:25,963 --> 00:28:30,643
‎能跟你共度那么多时间真的很棒

641
00:28:31,603 --> 00:28:34,643
‎我从未在如此状况百出的情况下

642
00:28:34,723 --> 00:28:36,163
‎还能有如此美好的时光

643
00:28:36,243 --> 00:28:38,163
‎你会去做那些

644
00:28:38,243 --> 00:28:41,603
‎别人在你这个年纪一般不会做的事

645
00:28:41,683 --> 00:28:44,323
‎你总是让我惊喜

646
00:28:44,403 --> 00:28:47,123
‎让我敬畏你勇于挑战的精神

647
00:28:47,203 --> 00:28:48,563
‎谢谢你

648
00:28:48,643 --> 00:28:50,443
‎谢谢 谢谢你陪我一起

649
00:28:50,523 --> 00:28:55,283
‎我真的觉得很幸运
‎我们能一起做这些

650
00:28:56,203 --> 00:28:57,243
‎我非常幸运

651
00:28:57,323 --> 00:28:58,963
‎我也非常幸运

652
00:28:59,043 --> 00:29:00,683
‎我们度过了非常好的时光

653
00:29:01,283 --> 00:29:05,083
‎我们一定还会一起做很多其他事
‎只是不会再一起旅行了

654
00:29:06,843 --> 00:29:08,763
‎你真优秀 杰克

655
00:29:08,843 --> 00:29:10,203
‎真美

656
00:29:10,283 --> 00:29:12,043
‎-干杯
‎-爱你

657
00:29:12,123 --> 00:29:13,083
‎我也爱你

658
00:29:24,283 --> 00:29:25,883
‎都是些非常美好的回忆

659
00:29:27,843 --> 00:29:29,443
‎你让我很想哭

660
00:29:29,523 --> 00:29:31,163
‎对我来说太不寻常了

661
00:29:31,243 --> 00:29:33,283
‎我都不知道你有泪腺

662
00:29:34,483 --> 00:29:35,963
‎我以为它们被缝住了

663
00:29:36,043 --> 00:29:38,003
‎-真的非常感谢
‎-你真的会哭

664
00:29:40,443 --> 00:29:41,483
‎无论如何

665
00:29:43,283 --> 00:29:46,643
‎这是你在玛格丽特撒切尔离任后
‎第一次哭

666
00:29:48,323 --> 00:29:49,803
‎离谱

667
00:29:49,883 --> 00:29:53,523
‎-谁知道未来会发生什么事？
‎-不 真的结束了

668
00:29:53,603 --> 00:29:55,003
‎-是吗？好吧
‎-对

669
00:29:58,363 --> 00:30:00,403
‎你还是无法很好地接受

670
00:30:00,923 --> 00:30:01,963
‎抱歉

671
00:30:08,003 --> 00:30:09,363
‎还未接受 但…

672
00:30:09,443 --> 00:30:11,683
‎-我是那么感受到的
‎-心意到就好

673
00:30:13,323 --> 00:30:15,923
‎-好了 小可怜 还有最后一个惊喜
‎-什么？

674
00:30:16,003 --> 00:30:20,403
‎这档节目从我开着嘟嘟车载你
‎穿过河内的街道开始

675
00:30:20,483 --> 00:30:23,203
‎我记得 真是让人汗毛耸立

676
00:30:23,283 --> 00:30:26,763
‎那你剩下的汗毛要再立一次了

677
00:30:26,843 --> 00:30:28,243
‎因为这个节目

678
00:30:28,883 --> 00:30:30,843
‎将以和开篇一样的方式结束

679
00:30:30,923 --> 00:30:33,163
‎我们要再去越南？

680
00:30:33,243 --> 00:30:35,203
‎不是 我预定了一辆嘟嘟车送你回去

681
00:30:35,283 --> 00:30:37,403
‎真他妈谢天谢地

682
00:30:37,963 --> 00:30:39,923
‎-我们出去吧
‎-走吧

683
00:30:41,003 --> 00:30:42,123
‎很好

684
00:30:42,203 --> 00:30:44,163
‎我们的节目要首尾呼应

685
00:30:44,243 --> 00:30:46,723
‎-驾驶着你最爱的车…
‎-真棒

686
00:30:47,363 --> 00:30:49,123
‎驶向夕阳

687
00:30:49,203 --> 00:30:50,603
‎快看啊

688
00:30:50,683 --> 00:30:51,483
‎嘟嘟车

689
00:30:52,123 --> 00:30:55,923
‎后面还有一小块毯子
‎如果你冷了可以拿来盖膝盖上

690
00:30:56,643 --> 00:30:57,643
‎-准备好了吗？
‎-好了

691
00:30:57,723 --> 00:31:00,683
‎你想走能多看风景的路线
‎还是直接去养老院？

692
00:31:01,803 --> 00:31:02,923
‎真幽默

693
00:31:03,003 --> 00:31:05,803
‎走短一点的路线吧

694
00:31:05,883 --> 00:31:08,403
‎我怕你骑不了那么远的路

695
00:31:10,443 --> 00:31:11,803
‎抱歉

696
00:31:15,483 --> 00:31:16,483
‎好 知道了

697
00:31:16,563 --> 00:31:18,763
‎-车上有老人家
‎-抱歉

698
00:31:19,763 --> 00:31:20,803
‎你在搞什么？

699
00:31:21,323 --> 00:31:23,323
‎真是一团糟

700
00:31:24,403 --> 00:31:26,723
‎我们在泰国骑的那辆好像有电动机

701
00:31:28,043 --> 00:31:29,243
‎见鬼

702
00:31:34,523 --> 00:31:35,443
‎现在正常了

703
00:31:35,523 --> 00:31:37,043
‎（他们过上了幸福快乐的日子）

704
00:31:37,123 --> 00:31:39,643
‎-挺不错的
‎-是的 我觉得你骑得挺好

705
00:31:40,883 --> 00:31:43,443
‎（偶尔也会有例外）

706
00:31:45,523 --> 00:31:47,003
‎-抱歉
‎-小心

707
00:31:47,083 --> 00:31:48,003
‎见鬼

708
00:31:48,643 --> 00:31:49,563
‎抱歉

709
00:31:50,923 --> 00:31:52,803
‎-你撞到车了
‎-我知道

710
00:31:53,843 --> 00:31:55,083
‎-滚开
‎-抱歉

711
00:31:56,003 --> 00:31:57,283
‎抱歉

712
00:31:57,883 --> 00:31:59,163
‎天啊

713
00:32:01,563 --> 00:32:02,363
‎小心

714
00:32:02,443 --> 00:32:04,443
‎我把那辆车撞凹了吗？

715
00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:06,723
‎-没事的
‎-应该没有

716
00:32:06,803 --> 00:32:08,443
‎平和悠闲地…

717
00:32:08,523 --> 00:32:09,763
‎穿梭于城市

718
00:32:11,203 --> 00:32:12,763
‎真应该叫出租车的

719
00:32:44,203 --> 00:32:49,563
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