[upbeat pop music playing]
[Michael] Hello.
Hug?
No, I don't think so.
[Jack chuckles]
[Jack] So, excited?
The "best of" show.
You'll be reliving the greatest moments from Travels with my Father.
I can barely contain my excitement.
[epic music playing]
[Jack] We've had some incredible times over the past five years…
[all] Cheers.
-[Jack groans] -[Michael] That's good.
Good.
[Jack] …visited 14 countries…
[Michael] This place is crawling with bloody Italians.
[Jack] …from arid deserts
to snowcapped mountains…
I have to say, it is quite impressive.
[Michael] Oh my God.
-Daddy. -No.
Rule number three?
Never get too far away from a public toilet.
[Jack] …travelled over 53,000 miles
across four continents…
Why couldn't we just fly in the normal way?
[Jack] Because this is a more scenic way.
[Jack] …with thrills…
Your father's funnier than you.
[groans]
-[tires squeal] -[Jack screams]
No, thank you.
-[Jack] …and spills… -[whistle blows]
Fuck!
-Got him! I've got him! -[man] Yes!
-[Jack] Can I get over that? -No!
[Jack] …staying in budget…
[Michael] Is this the hotel? Are you sure?
I'm not sleeping in here.
I'm Jack.
This is my father, Michael.
-[Michael] Sorry. -[Jack] What?
[Michael] No way.
[Jack] …and sheer luxury.
Fuck.
[Jack] And we've loved every minute.
Yes, very funny.
[Jack groans]
Can you stop making out, please?
You know how much I enjoy your company.
And I see Momsie's getting on very well with Valerio over there.
He'd actually be quite useful to have around the house.
This must be a bit of a home from home for you,
being here in an empty theater.
No.
The tone of this show is warmth, okay?
-This is wistful reminiscence. -Okay.
So less of that, please. You're already dragging it down.
Stop being a buzzkill.
A what-kill?
A buzzkill. A fun sponge.
-Okay? -Yep.
With travelling, I think it's always about
the people you meet as much as the places you go.
Couldn't agree more.
We've met incredible people
and I know how much you love meeting new people.
You get the chance to offend them for the first time.
Who would you say are your…
favorite
characters?
Um.
Stewart.
I really liked Stewart.
We didn't meet anyone called Stewart.
-Yeah, we did. -You mean the guy on the train?
-Yeah. -Right.
He was a steward.
-We've been over this. -I know, but I thought he was amazing.
[laughing] When you say you thought he was amazing, you literally
addressed one sentence to him in which you got his name wrong.
Yeah, but he was a very good steward.
Well, let's just re-jog our memory by reliving that moment
when you became ride or dies
with a random steward
on a train in Thailand.
-Called Stewart. -No!
-He wasn't called Stewart. -He was!
Excuse me, gentlemen.
This is your bathroom.
We have liquor over there
and an ice bucket over there.
I'm your steward.
If you have any problems,
if you want to call me, you can press and call there.
Thank you so much, Stewart. Very nice to meet you.
-What a nice man. -"Stewart"?
-Steward. -He said he was Stewart.
He said steward, not Stewart.
Did he look like a Stewart?
[Jack chuckles]
You thought he was called Stewart?
Sorry, I mean…
How would I know?
You said "Stewart" and he didn't come in
and say, "Sorry, that is not my name."
He had a name badge on.
-I read the name badge. -What was it?
-It didn't say Stewart. -What did it say?
I don't… Honestly, I'm afraid I can't remember.
It was five years ago
and we met him for five seconds.
Well, then maybe he wasn't called Stewart.
You think, if he was actually called Stewart as well,
he might not have introduced himself by saying "I am your Stewart"?
[chuckling] It's quite over-familiar.
[chuckling] Maybe he meant that in a friendly way.
"I am your Stewart."
Do you introduce yourself like that often?
What, "I am your Michael"?
No, but he was in a foreign language.
He was obviously struggling a bit.
Possibly one of the weirdest ones,
in terms of people that we met on our travels,
was when
we literally just accidentally bumped into Steven Seagal.
Do you remember?
Yes. I mean, I'd never heard of him.
-Shall we take a look? -Yeah.
Look. Round there. Don't make it obvious.
That's definitely him, isn't it?
[man] Yeah, it does look like him.
I've got to say hello.
I have to meet Steven Seagal.
[Jack] Hello.
Mr. Seagal.
-Hi, I'm Jack. I'm a big fan of yours. -Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. I'm staying in the hotel as well.
Yeah, a huge fan of your work.
-I'm an actor myself. -Really?
This is my dad. Daddy?
-I'm doing a show with my father. -You still call him daddy?
-Sorry? -You still call him daddy?
I… Yeah.
Daddy, this is Steven Seagal.
Ah, Mr. Seagal. Very, very nice to meet you, sir.
-May I ask one more question as well? -Yeah, sure.
-I know that you're a Zen master. -Uh-huh.
What is the essence of Zen?
[gurgling]
[Jack laughs]
Steven Seagal just threw me into a pond.
[Jack] Has he just gone?
[Michael] I was just going to shake his hand and thank him for it.
Got it.
What is the essence of Zen?
To immerse yourself in it.
That's why he threw me in.
I mean, he could have just said it.
What a strange experience that was. Mr. Seagal.
His manager rang the following day and asked us
whether we'd like to have
lunch.
It was lunch, yeah.
And the lunch was very peculiar because he didn't eat anything,
because he said,
[mimics American accent] "I don't do lunch, I don't eat lunch."
I remember that thing at the lunch when he was talking to you about aikido
and you were just sort of asking questions to be polite
and he was getting into quite a lot of detail with you
about how to disarm someone running at you with a samurai sword.
That's right. I remember that.
And you were sort of nodding along
as if to say, "Yes, well, that's very useful information
that you're giving me, Mr. Seagal."
"I'll bear that in mind next time I'm
in Waitrose at the Putney Shopping Exchange
and someone comes at me with a samurai sword."
-Or the Garrick Club. -Yeah.
Is there anyone else that you have a particular fondness for?
I absolutely loved
Porky.
-Oh, Porky, yeah. -Do you remember Porky?
He was amazing.
We rolled round Compton…
…and he kept
calling me an OG, which
I thought was, you know, slightly rude
because I thought it was like an OAP
and I thought, "Well, okay, I'm not a young man anymore,
but you don't have to keep
referring to me
as an OG."
-And, of course, that's not what it meant. -No.
-Original gangster. -Yeah.
Fair play. Game respect game.
You just going to leave that?
-Yeah. -Leave a brother hanging?
You're meant to just
butt it.
Okay, let's just watch the clip.
-OG, you good? -[Jack] OG?
-What? -I said, are you good?
Yeah, I'm very good.
I see I hit you with the OG, you said, "What?"
[chuckles]
[Jack] Old granddad.
No, original gangster.
-Original gangster. -Right.
You rocking that suit with that pink tie.
What?
You ain't playing no games, OG, shit.
You set the bar high.
[Michael] I like this man.
I like the respect, too, which I don't get from you.
Ever.
See, you a little dog right now. You rolling with the big dogs, you see?
Me and OG got you.
We'll take care of you, youngster.
[Jack] I am a huge fan of gangsta rap.
Oh, is that right?
-So I have always wanted… -Gangsta rap?
-I am. I love gangsta rap. -Rubbish.
You used to be obsessed with the Spice Girls.
I mean, what is all this…?
-[Porky chuckles] -I was not obsessed with the Spice Girls.
You had all their music, you danced around your bedroom to the Spice Girls.
Pops put you on blast!
You loved the Spice Girls.
I loved rap. I had a Big Pun album.
I had an N.W.A. album, I had an Eminem album.
What's your favorite gangsta rap song?
[Jack] I like…
[Michael] See, it's taking you a long time to think of one.
Dr. Dre,
um,
"Millennium."
No, that's Will Smith. Damn it.
[chuckles]
[hip-hop music playing]
Cheers, fellas.
[Jack] Cheers.
[all] Cheers.
[Michael] Cheers, gentlemen.
-[Porky] Yes sir, OG. -[Jack] Bottoms up.
Yes, sir.
What do y'all drink out there?
Um, I quite like
a white wine spritzer.
You listen to the Spice Girls and drink white wine?
-Yeah, damn straight. -[all laugh]
[Michael] What a lovely man.
It's actually quite sad, a little somber note.
Porky, unfortunately, is no longer with us.
-Really? -Yeah.
He's sadly deceased.
-No. -He is, yeah.
That is so sad, because I was really fond of him.
So, I thought we could have a little toast…
Oh, nice.
…to Porky, sadly departed.
Sweet.
Absent friends.
Porky.
To you.
-God bless. -God bless you.
I mean, it would probably be more appropriate if we skinned up a blunt,
had a couple of tokes of that in his memory.
Yeah, I think we'll probably just stick to the champagne, shall we?
Cheeky zoot?
It's what he would have wanted.
Okay.
Of course, there's someone that you met right at the beginning of Travels
who has retained a very special place in your affections.
You mean
your mother?
-I'm talking about Winston. -Winston!
Right, yes.
I sort of think of him as the son I never had.
-Know what I mean? -What do you mean, "never had"?
You had a son.
-You've had two sons! -Yes.
But,
there's something very special about him.
-Right. -Different.
He's a doll, that's what's different about him.
Does he sleep in the bed with you and Mommy?
Not now.
What do you mean, "not now"? He has?
Well, obviously, when he was younger.
But not now.
Jesus.
Well, let's just remind ourselves
of how this creepy little fucker came into our lives.
-[Jack] Shoes. -[light-hearted music playing]
[Michael] Oh, right.
Ridiculous.
[speaks Thai]
[in English] Hello.
[Michael] Hello.
People look after these dolls like they're actual children?
[Pru] Yes.
I want you guys to have a doll of your own.
You know, going to several countries, I think having a doll with you
will be a symbol of good luck and of good fortune for your travels.
[Jack] What shall we call him?
[Michael] I've been thinking about that.
I mean, I called you Jack because my father was called Jack,
but I've always regretted not sticking to plan A,
which was to call you Winston.
-[Jack gasps] -Ah.
-Ah, Winston. -And the moment you've been waiting for.
This is your luk thep doll.
-Hello. -Meet your two new daddies.
Daddy and grandpa, not daddies.
We're not a couple.
I just didn't want to confuse him.
You might have first… first dibs, as they say.
-[Jack] I'm going to look after it. -[Michael] Hello, Winston.
Daddy's here.
Right, that's the creepiest thing I've ever seen.
Please don't creep him out.
Do you want to hold him? Don't do the voice, just hold him.
No pooing.
There's a good boy.
Right, Winny, off we go.
[Jack chuckles]
-Thank you. -[Michael] Out we go.
Come with grandpa.
-So weird. -Sweet.
Doesn't get any less weird.
No, it was sweet.
Remember that lady was quite flirtatious with me?
-She was. -She was very…
Because she had a doll and she was sort of flirting
with you through her doll, yeah.
It was such an odd afternoon.
You have to admit Winston is creepy.
He's not creepy, he's just sweet.
He is creepy.
He literally is straight out of a horror film.
-Oh, rubbish. -He is!
Look, I'll prove a point.
All you have to do is change the music a little bit
and you can see just how creepy he is.
-[haunting tune playing] -Do you think about death a lot?
Death is a horrible thing, bro.
[Andra] This card is showing her that you have a curse.
-A curse? -Yeah.
[dissonant, dramatic music playing]
I had no idea that's how my grandmother died.
Stop talking to the doll. It's weird.
It's not a doll, it's Winston.
[Jack screams]
[echoing] Daddy's here.
-Creepy. -"Hallowinny"?
"Hallowinny."
I think one of the things that I've loved most about this experience
and having done it for so long,
is, you know, watching how much you have
become far more willing to throw yourself into some of these experiences.
For example, in that first series we did,
I remember
you were doing a scene with me where we were in a kayak for the day
and you
wouldn't take off your suit jacket.
And I remember hours were spent trying to convince you to take it off.
And that was series one.
By series four, I had you
in drag…
on stage in a gay bar.
-[British national anthem playing] -[audience cheering]
And I think that that is testament
to how much you have been able to open your mind.
I don't think it's opening my mind. I think you broke my spirit.
[sniggers]
I just thought in the end, "What's the point of fighting this?"
"Let's just get on with it."
And the more I got on with it, the more I enjoyed it.
Yeah.
So, it was clowns and it was all the other things we did.
Clowns.
-That was a very important moment. -Yeah.
I mean, you were quite scared of clowns.
I wouldn't say I'm scared of clowns.
Hm.
Well, let's take a look
at the clown festival in Odessa.
[percussive music playing]
[Jack] The whole festival culminates in a parade through the city.
A chance for my father to face his fears head-on.
Unsurprisingly…
Daddy?
…he's feeling a little camera-shy.
Where is he?
Daddy?
[crowd chattering]
Michael!
Got him. He's there.
[drums playing]
What the fuck am I doing here?
It's a complete nightmare.
I don't know how I let you talk me into it.
-Daddy, can you wave? -No.
-I'm not. -You're scaring the children.
-I am not scaring the children. -You are.
I have given them as many waves as I can deal with.
I'll give them one more and then that's it.
Not like the Queen, like a clown. Big fun.
[whistle blowing]
[Jack] Only my father could make a clown parade feel like a funeral cortege.
Must have been good for you, though, that experience.
Oh, I loved it. I was so into being a clown.
Because, you know, ultimately your career,
I mean I'm not saying it will, could very easily go
into the world of child entertainment.
You know, children's parties, that sort of stuff.
So, do you think that experience at the Odessa Clown Festival
helped you overcome your fear of clowns?
I don't know why you keep saying I've got this fear of clowns.
I haven't got a fear of clowns.
-So you're no longer afraid of clowns? -No.
-[clown laughs hysterically] -Oh, fuck.
I can't believe you did that.
At my age.
That is quite dangerous at your age.
-Yes, I'd be careful about that. -Don't worry.
I checked, they've got a defibrillator in reception.
Thank you, Mr. Froggle.
So you laid all this on, did you?
Yes. He's been there for 20 minutes.
You're so vicious.
He was also down there when you slagged off children's entertainers.
You've upset Mr. Froggle.
He's crying back there.
Actually, I think that tear might be painted onto his cheek.
[Jack] Let's move on to our worst experiences.
My worst memory
of the tip to America?
Hilary Whitehall on stage
with Magic Mike.
Oh, that was awful. Yes, I agree with you.
I mean, I don't want to have to see this clip again,
but I guess let's just show it so that we can
re-jog our memories.
I think I might find this quite triggering.
Would you mind coming with me?
-I've got to go. -[Jack] No, no.
-Where are you going? -With him.
[booming pop music playing]
[Jack] What is she doing?
Oh.
[audience cheers]
[Hilary yelps]
[audience cheers]
[retches silently]
[man] Hey man, you good?
No, not good at all!
[Jack screams]
[audience cheering]
[applause]
Jack, that was amazing!
Amazing!
I need a drink now.
Are we having a good time tonight? Can I get a "hell yeah"?
[audience] Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
What do you have to say?
Well fortunately, I wasn't there. I'd already left.
But now that I see it, I mean,
what is your mother doing?
You know, the worst element is that bit where he gyrates up
and she's got these thirsty eyes.
-Yes. -On his package.
Thank God she's never done that with me.
[chuckles] To be fair, I think if you did that move that he was doing,
you'd never get up from it.
The worst thing about that as well is that I remember,
afterwards,
Mommy told me that when she went up there,
that man smelled of Deep Heat,
which is just such a gross detail.
And it also means that now, when I have that horrific memory,
I also have a horrific smell to go with it.
I'm not really familiar with Deep Heat,
so I don't really know what the smell is.
-But presumably, it's not pleasant. -It's not pleasant.
-No. -No.
Your mother's never discussed it with me.
I would be very worried if, at some point in the future,
Mommy requests that you pop on a bit of Deep Heat before you go to bed.
-I'll bear that in mind. -Just keep an eye out for that.
If she asks you
to squeeze into a pair of very tight jeans,
lather up in Deep Heat
and put on some…
R&B,
just say, "No, Hilary, I know what you're up to."
"This Mike ain't magic."
Let's take a look at another of my favorite memories.
This was when you were trying to park an RV
in front of Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas.
What do you mean, "trying to"?
Well, I mean, you far from nailed it.
[Jack] No, careful.
-Okay, careful. -[Michael] Here somewhere?
-Stop! -What?
Brake! Sorry.
Is that all right?
-No, you're blocking all the taxis. -What happened to all those…?
-[car horns beep] -Oh, for fuck's sake. [groans]
Where is this going?
-[horn blares] -Stop it!
-What? I don't want people…
-Get someone… -I hate people who horn at me.
[horn beeps]
-Stop it! -Shut up!
-Stop it. -Fuck off!
-Daddy! -What?
-[Jack] Oh my God, kill me now. -[Michael] What do we do, then?
-Get someone to help. -Shall I put the brake on?
Excuse me, can we have some help from the valet?
I've forgotten how the brake works. I think I just switch it off.
[Jack] You can't leave it here.
Daddy, it's rolling! It's rolling! Brake!
[Michael] Right.
-Oh my God. Daddy, stop it. -Where is the brake?
-Put the handbrake on. -I can't find the fucking brake.
-That is the handbrake. -Oh yes, it's there.
Sorry, I'll do that.
I'll do that.
There we are.
[Michael] I'd like to see you park that thing.
[Jack chuckles]
This sets up nicely one of my other favorite themes
of our time travelling.
And that is
when we have been on the road.
When we've been driving.
What do you mean, "we've been"?
-On a road trip. -You can't drive, Jack.
Yeah, I meant "we", not…
You're not thinking that you can drive, are you?
No. I have done all the driving in this entire series, okay?
So not all this
[mocking] "Oh, here's where we've been driving round…"
-Because you never did any driving. -Just drop it. I get it, I don't drive.
Let's take a look
at our time behind the wheel.
Your time behind the wheel, me as a passenger.
Daddy, look.
[country music playing]
What are you doing?
Just ate a Cheeto with my foot.
Absolutely gross.
It's like having a fucking toddler in the car.
[guitar music playing]
What is that you're eating?
A Lamington finger.
-It's an Aussie classic. -It sounds gross.
-A Lamington finger? -Yeah.
Sounds like a thing at school.
Mr. Lamington, the head of geography,
and what he did with his finger.
Really gross.
[Jack] Do you want me to slip you a Lamington finger?
[Michael] No, thank you.
Daddy, have a nut.
You want a nut?
I don't really…
Holy…
[groans]
That is… [retches]
Fuck, sorry. They have wasabi on them.
[groans]
That is absolutely disgusting.
What the fuck was that?
-[laughing] It's a… -I'm going to kill you.
-It's a wasabi peanut. -I'm going to absolutely kill you.
That's the most disgusting thing I have ever eaten in my entire life.
It tastes like it came out of your ass.
[Jack laughs hysterically]
[Jack laughs]
-You have to admit, Jack… -Yeah?
…you are very annoying in a car.
I bring vibes on a road trip.
I keep the energy up in those cars.
All right, okay.
And it makes the time fly by.
Mm-hm.
Of course, one of the most celebrated things to come out of our show
is your catchphrase.
-I don't have a catchphrase. -You do.
"Fuck off."
-Don't be ridiculous. -That is.
It's your catchphrase.
-That is my catchphrase? -People shout it to you on the street.
At least I think they're fans.
You have to admit you do swear quite a lot.
Not true.
-You're like a sailor. -I do not.
-There's f-bombs left, right and center.
-You're carpet bombing f-bombs. -Total liar.
-Every other word out of your… -No, not true.
-It is! -Not true.
You do, you swear a lot. You're swearing all the time.
-I do not swear all the time. -Yes, you do.
That is fucking untrue, okay?
Shall we look at a montage?
What the fuck's a montage?
What's this child doing? Fuck off.
Fuck off.
What the fuck?
Oh, fuck!
[shouting] Get your hands on the fucking wheel!
Little fucker.
Stop fucking around.
Shut the fuck up!
Fuck off!
What the fuck am I doing here?
Fucking hell.
I mean, it's like a big, fucking chicken.
Didgeri-fucking-doo.
No fucking way.
[shouting] Where the fuck have you been?
What the fuck is that?
Fucking hell.
Oh, fuck!
Fuck.
Love you.
Fuck off.
[Jack laughs]
Fifty-five f-bombs. Not that anyone's counting.
-Do you want to say sorry? -I apologize.
Say sorry to anyone that was offended.
I'm very sorry to anybody
who was offended.
But
obviously, occasionally,
one is going to drop the f-bomb.
-A little f-bomb just slips out? -Yeah.
We are now drawing to the end of this
stroll down memory lane
and I just wanted to remind us at the end
that we have had
a laugh making this.
We have. A lot of laughs.
[jazzy music playing]
Up the bum, number one.
They definitely didn't like "Up the bum, number one."
[both snigger]
[man] Excuse me,
I really have to take a shit.
[both laugh]
[man 2] Yeah, it's in the back on the…
-[crunch] -Nine hundred feet.
-[Michael groans] -Was that you, Michael?
That's my hip gone.
[Jack and Gareth laugh]
At least you heard it go.
When I was a child, he did a magic trick at all of my birthdays.
He would bring out a big bottle of vodka
and then he'd make the contents disappear.
-[Merlini] It was a joke? -Total lie.
I was a player for a long time, OG. You know, that pussy keep me young.
[laughs]
Pussy make a motherfucker young, boy.
-[tapping] -[woman] Go, baby, go!
I wonder what the Welsh for "idiot" is.
[mimics Welsh accent] Idiot.
-[Hilary splutters] -[Jack laughs]
[Hilary] Sorry,
the ice cream came down my nose.
Well, what a wonderful five years we've had.
-It's been incredible. -We have.
-It's been a huge laugh. -Yeah.
And those are my favorite moments,
when we've been just cracking up
in situations.
The more inappropriate, normally, the better.
Couldn't agree more.
It's been the best time of my life,
the last five years.
Yeah?
And mainly because I've spent it with you.
[emotional music playing]
[Jack chuckles]
Mike rolls his shirtsleeves up. Mike drinks beer.
Jack loves Mike.
Spending this amount of time with you has been amazing.
Well, I don't remember having had such a good time
on so many occasions.
You throw yourself
into things that no one your age would normally throw themselves into
and I always remain impressed
and in awe of your ability to do so.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you for doing it.
[voice cracks] I'm aware of how lucky we are to be able to do this.
I'm bloody lucky.
I'm bloody lucky as well.
We've had a great time.
I'm sure we'll do lots of other things together, just no more travels.
[Michael] You were so good, Jack.
Amazing.
-Cheers. -Love you.
Love you.
[Jack] Some very happy memories.
You made me cry.
Very rare for me.
I didn't even know you had tear ducts.
I thought they'd sealed over.
-Thank you very much. -He does cry.
Anyway.
That's the first time you've cried since Margaret Thatcher left office.
[Jack chuckles]
Ridiculous.
-Who knows what the future might bring? -No, this is definitely it.
-Is it? Okay. -Yeah.
You still haven't got to grips with that, have you?
Oh, sorry.
Not quite, but…
-That's how I felt. -It's the thought that counts.
[Jack chuckles]
-Well, Poopy, I've got one final surprise. -Yeah?
This show started with me driving you through the streets of Hanoi in a tuk-tuk.
I remember. It was hair-raising.
Well, what's left of your hair is about to be raised again,
because the show
is going to end as it started.
What, we're going back to Vietnam?
No, I've booked a tuk-tuk to take you home.
Oh, thank fuck for that.
Let's head outside.
-Let's go. -[sentimental music playing]
[Michael] Right.
We're finishing as we started.
-Riding off into the sunset… -Great.
…in one of your favorites.
[Michael] Yes, just look at it.
[Jack] The tuk-tuk.
In the back. There's a rug as well to put over your knees if you get cold.
-Ready? -Yep.
You want to go the scenic route or straight to the care home?
Very funny.
Let's go a relatively short distance,
because I'm not sure whether you'll be able to cope.
[Jack grunts and strains]
-[car horn beeps] -Oh, sorry.
-[horns beep] -[Jack] Yeah, okay!
-Old gentleman here. -Sorry.
[Michael] What are you doing?
This is absolute chaos.
[Jack] I think the one we went on in Thailand had a motor.
-[horn beeps] -[grunts] Oh, fuck.
[music continues]
[Jack] Now we're cooking.
-It's quite nice. -[Michael] I think you're doing very well.
[music fades]
[horns beep]
-[Jack] Sorry. -[Michael] Careful.
[Jack] Oh, shit.
Sorry.
-[clattering] -[Michael grunts]
-You've hit a car, now. -[Jack] Yeah, I know.
[horns beep]
-[shouting] Fuck off! -Sorry.
Sorry.
-[clattering] -[Michael] Oh God.
-[Jack pants] -Careful.
Did I dent that car?
-It's fine, okay. -[Michael] No, I don't think we did.
Lovely, leisurely
ride through the city.
Should have just got an Uber.