1 00:00:02,567 --> 00:00:04,265 [SEAGULLS SQUAWKING] 2 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,012 MALE SINGER: ♪ OH [ECHOES] 3 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:18,409 ASHER: AW, COME ON. WHAT? 4 00:00:18,453 --> 00:00:20,977 JJ: OH, THAT'S GOOD LUCK, BRO. 5 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,979 [SIGHS] I USED TO RUN 6 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,981 UNDER BIRDS, HOPING TO GET HIT. 7 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,548 NEVER DID. 8 00:00:26,591 --> 00:00:28,245 KEEP MY FINGERS CROSSED FOR YOU. 9 00:00:28,289 --> 00:00:31,596 [COUGHS, GROANS] OH. WHAT--WHAT HAPPENED? 10 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:34,034 MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU RENTED US THAT DOPE-ASS BEACH HOUSE, 11 00:00:34,077 --> 00:00:36,645 AND WE KEEP CRASHING DOWN HERE. JJ: WHO CARES? 12 00:00:36,688 --> 00:00:39,865 JJ's BEACH HOUSE IS THE PLACE TO BE THIS SUMMER. 13 00:00:39,909 --> 00:00:41,867 [CHUCKLING] LOOK, MY INSTA'S BLOWING UP. 14 00:00:41,911 --> 00:00:44,044 AND SO IS MY HEAD, SO LET'S... 15 00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:46,220 HEY, WE GOTTA STOP MIXING THIS STUFF WITH OUR LIQUOR. 16 00:00:46,263 --> 00:00:48,439 JJ: NO WAY. IT'S THE ONLY ENERGY DRINK 17 00:00:48,483 --> 00:00:50,485 WITH THE CHARGE OF AN ANGRY HIPPO. 18 00:00:50,528 --> 00:00:53,096 AND THEY FOLLOW ME, SO... 19 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:54,663 JORDAN: OOH, HOLD ON, FELLAS. I DON'T KNOW. 20 00:00:54,706 --> 00:00:57,100 WAKING UP AT THE BEACH DOES HAVE ITS PERKS. 21 00:00:57,144 --> 00:00:59,189 JORDAN: MMM! MAN. 22 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:00,799 MAN. 23 00:01:00,843 --> 00:01:02,410 GOOD MOR-- 24 00:01:02,453 --> 00:01:04,412 SPENCER: LIV? JJ: HA HA! 25 00:01:04,455 --> 00:01:07,241 AHEM. NO. AHEM. NOT--NOT A WORD. NOT A WORD. 26 00:01:07,284 --> 00:01:10,461 SPENCER: HA HA HA! JORDAN: MOR--MORNIN', LIV. 27 00:01:10,505 --> 00:01:13,116 JJ: HO HO HO! YEAH! [SPENCER AND ASHER LAUGH] 28 00:01:18,513 --> 00:01:20,993 BILLY: POPS? POPS! I THINK THERE'S A FIRE! 29 00:01:21,037 --> 00:01:22,995 [MEN LAUGH] 30 00:01:23,039 --> 00:01:25,259 MAN: NO, HE DIDN'T. ALL: HA HA HA! 31 00:01:25,302 --> 00:01:27,478 - WHAT THE HELL ARE Y'ALL DOIN'? - I'M CLEANIN' HOUSE. 32 00:01:27,522 --> 00:01:29,480 MAN: MORE LIKE CHEATING. WILLIE: IF YOU AIN'T CHEATIN', 33 00:01:29,524 --> 00:01:32,135 YOU AIN'T TRYIN'. BILLY: Y'ALL, IT IS 34 00:01:32,179 --> 00:01:34,877 7 A.M. IN THE MORNING. DON'T YOU HAVE HOMES? 35 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:38,794 NOT WITHOUT NAGGING WIVES. HEH HEH! BUT I GUESS YOU HAVE ONE NOW. 36 00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:41,101 WILLIE: I GOT TWO. BILLY: OK. LOOK, Y'ALL, 37 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:42,798 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REALIZE, BUT POPS JUST HAD 38 00:01:42,841 --> 00:01:45,409 A MAJOR HEART ATTACK, SO UNLESS YOU WANT THIS 39 00:01:45,453 --> 00:01:47,629 TO BE YOUR LAST GAME, HE NEEDS REST, 40 00:01:47,672 --> 00:01:49,631 AND I'MMA NEED THEM CIGARS. 41 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:51,198 COME ON. ALL RIGHT. MAN: WELL, YOU GOT MINE. 42 00:01:51,241 --> 00:01:53,113 BILLY: PUT IT IN THERE. WILLIE: MY HEART, 43 00:01:53,156 --> 00:01:55,115 MY HOUSE, MY RULES. BILLY: HEY. 44 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:58,118 I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU, POPS. I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU. 45 00:01:58,161 --> 00:02:00,424 IF YOU'RE REALLY TRYING TO HELP, YOU'LL LEAVE. 46 00:02:00,468 --> 00:02:02,818 YOU--YOU-- YOU'RE BAD LUCK. 47 00:02:02,861 --> 00:02:05,821 [SIGHS] ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL CAN STAY, BUT LOOK-- 48 00:02:05,864 --> 00:02:08,215 NO CIGARS OR ANYTHING ELSE HE CAN LIGHT UP. 49 00:02:08,258 --> 00:02:10,782 BILLY: IF I SEE SMOKE, Y'ALL SEE THE DOOR. 50 00:02:12,219 --> 00:02:14,134 WHEN POP RUBS HIS NOSE LIKE THAT, 51 00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:16,005 THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW HE'S BLUFFING. 52 00:02:16,048 --> 00:02:18,964 MAN: HO HO! I GOTCHA NOW! 53 00:02:19,008 --> 00:02:20,792 HA HA HA HA! 54 00:02:20,836 --> 00:02:22,794 MAN 2: HE FOLDED. MAN: HA HA HA! 55 00:02:22,838 --> 00:02:24,796 WHAT YOU GOT? 56 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:27,495 ["YOU'RE TOO COOL" PLAYING] 57 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:31,238 RYMAN: ♪ SAINT LAURENT, LIP GLOSS 58 00:02:31,281 --> 00:02:33,457 ♪ 10 OUTTA 10, I CAN'T FIND ANY FLAWS ♪ 59 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:35,633 ♪ DENIM ON DENIM, YOU ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVES ♪ 60 00:02:35,677 --> 00:02:37,635 ♪ SHIRT AND A BELT AND IT'S TUCKED IN YOUR JEANS ♪ 61 00:02:37,679 --> 00:02:39,855 - OH. - ♪ YOU'RE WHAT EVERYBODY... 62 00:02:39,898 --> 00:02:42,074 - DAMN, I MISSED YOU, GIRL. - HEH HEH HEH! 63 00:02:42,118 --> 00:02:44,338 THESE LAST 3 WEEKS SEEMED LIKE FOREVER. 64 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:46,340 NOT ACCORDING TO JJ's INSTAGRAM. 65 00:02:46,383 --> 00:02:48,472 LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS ARE HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR LIVES. 66 00:02:48,516 --> 00:02:50,170 I GUESS THINGS HAVE BEEN A LITTLE OUT OF HAND. 67 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:52,041 HEH! LISTEN, I'M NOT JUDGING. 68 00:02:52,084 --> 00:02:54,043 I MEAN, YOU BUSTED YOUR ASS ALL OF HIGH SCHOOL. 69 00:02:54,086 --> 00:02:58,178 IF ANYONE DESERVES SOME FUN TIME BEFORE COLLEGE, IT'S YOU. 70 00:02:58,221 --> 00:03:00,789 OK, BUT HOW 'BOUT YOU? DID YOU HAVE FUN AT NEWSPAPER CAMP? 71 00:03:00,832 --> 00:03:03,618 - OK, STOP CALLING IT THAT, OK? - [CHUCKLES] 72 00:03:03,661 --> 00:03:06,534 THE JOURNALISM INSTITUTE WAS... 73 00:03:06,577 --> 00:03:09,189 I MEAN, IT WAS AMAZING. I MEAN, WE LEARNED 74 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:11,800 RESEARCH SKILLS AND INTERVIEW TECHNIQUE, 75 00:03:11,843 --> 00:03:13,584 ETHICS, YOU KNOW... 76 00:03:13,628 --> 00:03:15,107 [SNORES] 77 00:03:15,151 --> 00:03:16,892 MMM. 78 00:03:16,935 --> 00:03:19,111 HMM? OLIVIA: YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. 79 00:03:19,155 --> 00:03:21,897 - [CHUCKLES] - OK? IT WAS INSPIRING! 80 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:24,247 OK, IT WAS LESS ABOUT 81 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:27,294 HOW TO WRITE AND MORE ABOUT WHAT TO WRITE. 82 00:03:27,337 --> 00:03:30,297 - YOU ALREADY GOOD AT THAT. - WHO KNOWS, YOU KNOW? 83 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:32,821 MAYBE I'LL BE AS GOOD WITH THE PEN AS YOU ARE WITH A FOOTBALL. 84 00:03:32,864 --> 00:03:36,216 - PROBABLY BETTER. - WAIT, DON'T YOU HAVE 85 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:38,392 THAT MEETING WITH THAT GYM SPONSOR TODAY-- 86 00:03:38,435 --> 00:03:41,786 SOMETHING NIL RULES? SPENCER: HEH HEH. N.I.L.-- 87 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:43,788 NAME, IMAGE, AND LIKENESS. OLIVIA: OK. 88 00:03:43,832 --> 00:03:46,051 YEAH, THE NCCA's FINALLY ALLOWING COLLEGE ATHLETES 89 00:03:46,095 --> 00:03:48,271 TO GET PAID FOR ENDORSEMENTS, SO... 90 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:50,969 SO THEY WANT TO PAY YOU TO USE YOUR PRETTY LITTLE FACE? 91 00:03:51,013 --> 00:03:52,580 - LIV, I ALWAYS TOLD YOU, GIRL. - [GIGGLES] 92 00:03:52,623 --> 00:03:54,582 - I AM SPECIAL. - HA HA! 93 00:03:54,625 --> 00:03:57,280 YOU'RE SPECIAL, ALL RIGHT. SPENCER: MM-HMM. 94 00:04:04,592 --> 00:04:06,289 LAYLA: DAD. JP: HEY. 95 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:08,291 - HEY, WHAT'S UP? - HEY, I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU. 96 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:10,293 - OOH. - YOU CAN CALL IT 97 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:11,903 A LATE GRADUATION GIFT, ALL RIGHT? 98 00:04:11,947 --> 00:04:13,514 DON'T WORRY. IT'S NOT A TIARA. 99 00:04:13,557 --> 00:04:15,820 [BOTH CHUCKLE] LAYLA: OK. THANK YOU. 100 00:04:15,864 --> 00:04:17,822 YOU GOT IT. 101 00:04:17,866 --> 00:04:20,521 NOW, WHEN, UH, YOU WERE A BABY, 102 00:04:20,564 --> 00:04:22,740 YOUR MOTHER LOVED TESTING HER SONGS ON YOU, 103 00:04:22,784 --> 00:04:24,742 SO WHEN SHE'D FINISH ONE, SHE'D BRING IT STRAIGHT TO YOUR CRIB 104 00:04:24,786 --> 00:04:26,353 AND YOU WERE ALWAYS THE FIRST TO HEAR IT. 105 00:04:26,396 --> 00:04:28,006 WELL, THAT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE. 106 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:29,617 WOULD I GIVE IT, LIKE, A-- 107 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:31,271 LIKE, A CHUBBY LITTLE THUMBS UP OR DOWN, 108 00:04:31,314 --> 00:04:33,925 MAYBE A 4-RATTLE REVIEW? JP: HA HA, ACTUALLY, YES. 109 00:04:33,969 --> 00:04:36,928 HEH! BUT, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'D SMILE, 110 00:04:36,972 --> 00:04:39,931 SHE'D JUST KNOW IT WAS PERFECT BECAUSE... 111 00:04:39,975 --> 00:04:42,934 YOU'RE PERFECT, AND I'M PRETTY SURE 112 00:04:42,978 --> 00:04:44,936 THAT AFTER YOU WERE BORN, SHE WROTE 113 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:48,375 EVERY SONG FOR YOU, SO... 114 00:04:48,418 --> 00:04:51,116 THEY SHOULD BELONG TO YOU. 115 00:04:53,075 --> 00:04:55,120 HEH! 116 00:04:56,600 --> 00:05:00,212 HER MASTERS, LAYLA--EVERY SONG SHE EVER RECORDED. 117 00:05:00,256 --> 00:05:02,824 THEY'RE YOURS NOW. 118 00:05:02,867 --> 00:05:05,435 UM...WOW. 119 00:05:05,479 --> 00:05:08,656 HEH! DAD, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 120 00:05:08,699 --> 00:05:11,180 NO NEED. SMILE SAYS IT ALL. 121 00:05:11,223 --> 00:05:14,052 [CHUCKLES] 122 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:18,579 - SPENCER JAMES. - HEY. 123 00:05:18,622 --> 00:05:20,232 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - YOU, TOO. 124 00:05:20,276 --> 00:05:22,409 BIG FAN. LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND THE GYM. 125 00:05:22,452 --> 00:05:24,411 OK. 126 00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:26,413 [WEIGHTS CLANKING] 127 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:29,067 THAT'S THE GYM. 128 00:05:29,111 --> 00:05:31,156 OK. 129 00:05:34,116 --> 00:05:36,684 IS EVERYTHING A'IGHT? 130 00:05:36,727 --> 00:05:40,340 I HAD THIS PITCH ABOUT HOW YOU EXEMPLIFY 131 00:05:40,383 --> 00:05:42,907 EVERYTHING I WANT MY CLIENTELE TO EMBRACE-- 132 00:05:42,951 --> 00:05:45,083 STRENGTH, BODY, AND CHARACTER, 133 00:05:45,127 --> 00:05:47,085 DEDICATION, COMMITMENT, 134 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:49,044 OVERCOMING ADVERSITY. 135 00:05:49,087 --> 00:05:51,046 - THAT SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. - REALLY? NOT TOO, 136 00:05:51,089 --> 00:05:53,091 UH, USED-CAR-SALESMAN? 137 00:05:53,135 --> 00:05:55,485 NAH, I NEVER BOUGHT A CAR, BUT I LIKE THE PITCH. 138 00:05:55,529 --> 00:05:57,705 WELL, I'M ABOUT TO RUIN IT. 139 00:05:57,748 --> 00:06:00,925 I CAN'T PAY YOU, BUT I CAN GIVE YOU A FREE MEMBERSHIP. 140 00:06:00,969 --> 00:06:03,537 THIS PLACE MAY NOT HAVE A FANCY JUICE BAR, 141 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:06,496 BUT I GUARANTEE YOU IT HAS EVERYTHING YOU NEED. 142 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:10,152 ALL I'D ASK FROM YOU IS...TO USE THE GYM, 143 00:06:10,195 --> 00:06:12,807 GIVE US A FEW SHOUTS ON SOCIAL MEDIA, 144 00:06:12,850 --> 00:06:16,463 AND MAYBE WEAR A SHIRT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. 145 00:06:16,506 --> 00:06:20,380 A NON-EXCLUSIVE, UH, SPONSORSHIP. 146 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:24,253 "DON'T JUST SHOW UP, SHOW OUT." 147 00:06:24,296 --> 00:06:26,647 YOU SHOULD HAVE LED WITH THIS. 148 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:28,083 HEH! 149 00:06:28,126 --> 00:06:30,477 WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DECIDE RIGHT NOW. 150 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:33,741 TAKE THE NIGHT... AND THE SHIRT. 151 00:06:35,307 --> 00:06:37,048 THANK YOU. 152 00:06:37,092 --> 00:06:38,398 SEE YOU. 153 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:40,182 ["DEAR UNIVERSE" PLAYING] 154 00:06:40,225 --> 00:06:42,402 MALE SINGER: ♪ EVER SINCE I WAS AN ADOLESCENT ♪ 155 00:06:42,445 --> 00:06:44,795 ♪ I WAS TAUGHT TO SPEAK MY MIND AND ADDRESS 'EM ♪ 156 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:48,059 ♪ USE MY WORDS TO SHOW YOU POSITIVE AND CHANGE THAT NEGATIVE ♪ 157 00:06:48,103 --> 00:06:50,061 ♪ MEDIA BE ACTING LIKE A... ♪ 158 00:06:50,105 --> 00:06:52,368 HEY. HEY, WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY? 159 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,935 DID I SAY THAT IT WAS AN EMERGENCY? 160 00:06:53,978 --> 00:06:55,937 "HIDING AT SLAUSON CAFEÉ 161 00:06:55,980 --> 00:06:58,853 SO I DON'T KILL MY MOM"--ALL CAPS. 162 00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:00,768 THAT WASN'T AN EMERGENCY. THAT'S A FACT, OK? 163 00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:02,900 THAT WOMAN'S BEEN DRIVING ME NUTS, 164 00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:05,947 TALKING 'BOUT, "WHEN YOU COMIN' HOME? ANY LUCK WITH A JOB?" 165 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:08,863 SHE DON'T EVEN KNOW YET; I GOT A JOB-- AVOIDING HER. 166 00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:12,170 WELL, WELL, HOW'S, UM, APARTMENT SEARCH COMING? 167 00:07:12,214 --> 00:07:14,172 TWO WEEKS OF "NO'S" 168 00:07:14,216 --> 00:07:16,392 AND DIRTY LOOKS, PROBABLY 'CAUSE I'M BLACK, 169 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,134 PROBABLY 'CAUSE I'M GAY, BUT DEFINITELY 'CAUSE I'M BROKE. 170 00:07:19,177 --> 00:07:22,137 YEAH, NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT THE FIRST TWO, 171 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:25,532 OBVIOUSLY, BUT I CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE BROKE PART. 172 00:07:25,575 --> 00:07:28,186 WHAT, WE GONNA GO "SET IT OFF" ON A BANK? 173 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:30,798 I AIN'T DRIVING. PATIENCE: NO. 174 00:07:30,841 --> 00:07:33,975 YOU NEED A ROOMMATE. 175 00:07:34,018 --> 00:07:37,848 WHAT? LOOK, NO CHANCE, OK? I'D PROBABLY HAVE LAYLA'S LUCK. 176 00:07:37,892 --> 00:07:40,503 I DON'T NEED SOME WHACK PSYCHO TRYING TO LAUNCH ME OFF A CLIFF. 177 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:44,115 OK, WELL, HOW 'BOUT A STABLE WOMAN WHO LOVES YOU, 178 00:07:44,159 --> 00:07:47,771 WHO WOULD JUMP OFF OF A CLIFF IF IT MEANT SAVING YOU? 179 00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:53,037 WHY WOULDN'T YOU JUST PULL US BACK FROM THE CLIFF? 180 00:07:53,081 --> 00:07:56,519 OH, MY GOD, COOP! I AM TRYING TO ASK YOU TO JUST-- 181 00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:59,653 LISTEN, I WOULD LOVE TO MOVE IN WITH YOU. 182 00:08:01,176 --> 00:08:02,917 MMM. 183 00:08:07,617 --> 00:08:09,532 ANNOUNCER: HERE'S THE 2-2 PITCH... 184 00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:11,316 ASHER: OOH, NICE. THAT'S DEFINITELY A SCORE. 185 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,710 JORDAN: THEY GOT ONE IN. YO! ASHER: WHAT'S UP, SPENCE? 186 00:08:13,754 --> 00:08:15,712 JJ: THERE HE IS. JORDAN: HEY, HOW'D IT GO? 187 00:08:15,756 --> 00:08:19,368 THEY, UH...OFFERED ME A FREE MEMBERSHIP... 188 00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:21,805 ALL RIGHT. 189 00:08:21,849 --> 00:08:23,677 AND THIS T-SHIRT. 190 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,635 JORDAN: MMM. SOLID MATERIAL, 191 00:08:25,679 --> 00:08:27,289 THIN. SPENCER: YEAH, COMFY, TOO. 192 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:28,769 JJ: OOH. THAT'S IT? 193 00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:30,292 A FREE MEMBERSHIP? 194 00:08:30,335 --> 00:08:32,120 ASHER: HEY, AND THAT DOPE T-SHIRT. 195 00:08:32,163 --> 00:08:34,122 NOPE. TAKE IT OFF. 196 00:08:34,165 --> 00:08:36,124 JJ: ANGRY HIPPO DM'd ME, AND THEY WANT 197 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:38,082 TO SPONSOR YOU FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER. 198 00:08:38,126 --> 00:08:39,693 OK, SO I'LL DO BOTH. 199 00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:41,912 JJ: NO, THE DEAL'S EXCLUSIVE, ALL RIGHT? 200 00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:43,827 THEY WANT TO SEE YOU HAVE FUN, 201 00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:47,048 NOT SLUMMIN' IN SOME DINKY GYM. 202 00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:49,572 OH, UH, AND THEY WANT TO GIVE YOU 203 00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:52,532 10 GRAND TO REP THEIR PRODUCT. 204 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:55,491 ASHER: GETTIN' PAID TO PARTY. THAT'S NOT A BAD DEAL, MAN. JORDAN: MM-HMM, 205 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,494 AND TO TOP THINGS OFF, THEY WANT TO THROW YOU A YACHT PARTY TO CELEBRATE. 206 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,931 SPENCER: WHAT? ASHER: SPENCE, DUDE, COME ON. 207 00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:04,065 JJ GOT US THE HOUSE. BRING HOME THE YACHT. 208 00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:08,635 SPENCER: PASS ME AN ANGRY HIPPO. JJ: YEAH! 209 00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:10,637 JJ: WHOO! HA HA HA! JORDAN: OK, NOW GO. 210 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,508 JJ: YO, YO, YO, YO. [VIDEO BEEPS ON] 211 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:17,034 YO, SPENCER JAMES IS ABOUT TO GET CHARGED! 212 00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:19,036 JORDAN: DEALS AND WHEELS, BABY. 213 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,647 DEALS AND WHEELS. SPENCER: YEP. 214 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:22,300 JJ: YO! HA HA HA! [VIDEO BEEPS OFF] 215 00:09:22,344 --> 00:09:23,911 OK. 216 00:09:23,954 --> 00:09:25,565 OH, THAT WAS GREAT. YEP. 217 00:09:25,608 --> 00:09:28,263 HA HA HA! THEY'RE GONNA LOVE IT! 218 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:31,919 OH, MAN. 219 00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:46,716 ASHER. 220 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,500 FIRST OFFICIAL PAYCHECK. 221 00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:51,373 OF MY FIRST OFFICIAL PAYING JOB. 222 00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:53,723 - TODAY'S A BIG DAY FOR YOU, THEN. - HUGE. 223 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:55,812 UH, HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING FROM JAYMEE YET? 224 00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:57,509 I HAVEN'T. 225 00:09:57,553 --> 00:09:59,686 IS IT NORMAL FOR HER TO JUST BAIL ON THE JOB? 226 00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:02,645 TELL YOU WHAT, IF I HEAR ANYTHING, YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW. 227 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:04,386 YEAH. 228 00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:08,303 OK, I KNOW IT'S LOW, 229 00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:10,914 BUT EVERYONE'S GOT TO START SOMEWHERE. 230 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,916 HEH! I REMEMBER MY FIRST JOB. 231 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,875 I WAS WASHING DISHES AT 12. 232 00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:17,181 SO I HAVE THE JOB OF A 12-YEAR-OLD. 233 00:10:17,225 --> 00:10:19,880 KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. 234 00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:24,536 YOUR CUT OF THE TIPS. 235 00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:26,451 [SIGHS] 236 00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:28,366 17 BUCKS? 237 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:31,456 YEAH, SORRY. BAD DAY. 238 00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:38,899 [BALLAD PLAYING] 239 00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:43,904 LAYLA'S MOM: ♪ I THINK IT'S LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT ♪ 240 00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:47,559 ♪ IT FELT LIKE THE EARTH MOVED ♪ 241 00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:51,955 ♪ IN YOUR EYES, I CAN SEE THE FUTURE'S YOU AND ME... ♪ 242 00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:54,610 CLAY: THIS IS CRAZY-GOOD, LAYLA. 243 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,004 I MEAN, I REMEMBER YOUR MOM'S VOICE BEING REALLY GOOD, 244 00:10:57,047 --> 00:10:59,876 BUT I ALWAYS JUST FIGURED IT WAS BECAUSE MY MOM'S WAS REALLY BAD. 245 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:03,532 HEH! YEAH, IT'S LIKE SHE'S, UM, SHE'S HERE IN THE STUDIO WITH US. 246 00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:06,143 OH, NO, NO. 247 00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:07,928 DON'T CRY. 248 00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:10,278 [LAYLA SNIFFLES] OLIVIA: OH. 249 00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:12,149 [CHUCKLES] CLAY: I'M NOT MADE OF STONE. 250 00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:14,151 ARE YOU GONNA DO ANYTHING WITH IT? 251 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:16,501 UH, MAYBE. I DON'T-- I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT YET. 252 00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:18,678 OLIVIA: WELL, YOU SHOULD. CLAY: SHE'S RIGHT. 253 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:21,028 YOUR MOM'S VOICE NEEDS TO BE HEARD, AND NOT JUST 254 00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:24,031 BY THE TEARY-EYED TRIO IN HERE. HEH HEH! [CELL PHONE RINGTONE] 255 00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:27,077 [CELL PHONE VIBRATING] CLAY: EXCUSE ME, LADIES. 256 00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:29,079 YO. THIS IS CLAY. 257 00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:31,734 [OLIVIA SNIFFLES, SIGHS] CLAY: NO, I'M NOT CRYING, MAN. 258 00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:34,345 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 259 00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:37,653 I LEAVE FOR 3 WEEKS AND THE WHOLE WORLD CHANGES. 260 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,829 - CHANGES HOW? - WELL, SPENCER AND THE BOYS 261 00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:43,485 ARE THROWING A NEVER-ENDING PARTY AT #JJ'sBeachHouse, 262 00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:45,705 MY PARENTS ARE LIVING IN CRENSHAW, AND, UH, 263 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:48,620 MY ROOMIE HAS A HOT NEW BOYFRIEND. 264 00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:50,710 - WHAT, ME AND CLAY? NO, NO, NO. - MM-HMM. 265 00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:53,060 - THAT'S NOT A THING. - LOOKS LIKE A THING TO ME. 266 00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:55,323 WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET YOUR EYES CHECKED 'CAUSE IT'S DEFINITELY NOT. 267 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,934 WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET YOUR EYES CHECKED BECAUSE IT ABSOLUTELY SHOULD BE. 268 00:11:57,978 --> 00:12:00,763 - OK. HEH! - WHAT, NOT EVEN ONE LATE-NIGHT 269 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:03,505 "HIT IT AND QUIT IT"? NO PROLONGED EYE CONTACT 270 00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,463 OR ACCIDENTAL BRUSHING OF HANDS 271 00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:07,596 OR INTENTIONAL BRUSHING OF HANDS? LAYLA: LIV, NO. 272 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:09,206 WE WORK TOGETHER, 273 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:12,209 AND EVEN IF I DID FEEL SOME SORT OF THING 274 00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:14,429 TOWARDS HIM, IT'S JUST A LINE I WOULD NEVER CROSS. 275 00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:17,127 WHY NOT? MEN HAVE LITERALLY BEEN DOING IT FOR DECADES. 276 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:20,217 THAT'S WHY NOT. 'CAUSE I'M NOT MY FATHER. 277 00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:22,437 OK, WELL, CLAY WORKS WITH YOU, 278 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,831 NOT FOR YOU. THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE, 279 00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:27,355 SO LIVE YOUR LIFE. 280 00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:30,445 DO YOUR THING. HE'S HOT, YOU KNOW? [LAYLA CHUCKLES] 281 00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:35,580 [CHEERING ON TV] 282 00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:37,844 HOW'D IT GO AT THE GYM? 283 00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:42,849 [TURNS OFF TV] THAT BAD, HUH? 284 00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:45,329 HE GET PISSED WHEN YOU TURNED HIM DOWN? 285 00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:47,244 NAH, JUST DISAPPOINTED. 286 00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:49,246 [SIGHS] ALWAYS SO MUCH WORSE. 287 00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:51,640 YEAH, HE UNDERSTOOD, THOUGH. 288 00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:54,251 EVEN TOLD ME I CAN KEEP THE SHIRT. 289 00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:56,253 IT JUST DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT, MAN. 290 00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:58,690 I LIKED HIM, AND HIS GYM. 291 00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,344 - AND THE SHIRT. - YEAH, 292 00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:02,346 BUT I COULD REALLY USE THE MONEY, SO... 293 00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:04,348 LOOK, I THINK YOU DID THE RIGHT THING. 294 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:07,134 THE RATE I'M GOING, I'M GONNA BE BUSSING TABLES TILL I'M 60. 295 00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:10,137 I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE ONE OF THOSE GUYS THAT PEAKED IN HIGH SCHOOL, YOU KNOW? 296 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:12,530 [CHUCKLING] NAH, MAN, THAT AIN'T YOU. WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU 297 00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:14,968 CAN DO WHEN YOU SET YOUR MIND TO SOMETHING. 298 00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:17,622 YOU JUST GOTTA FIND IT AGAIN. IT'LL HAPPEN. 299 00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,624 - THANKS, MAN. - YEAH. 300 00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:22,758 JJ, QUIETLY: HEY, YOU GUYS GOTTA SEE THIS. HEH HEH! 301 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,368 HONESTLY NOT IN THE MOOD, JJ. 302 00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:25,935 ME, NEITHER, MAN. JUST FLUSH IT. 303 00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:27,197 JJ: TRUST ME. 304 00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,330 THIS IS WAY BETTER. 305 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:36,816 SIMONE'S VOICE: OK, I'M ON THE BED. NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 306 00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:39,166 - TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT. - MM-MMM. YOU FIRST. 307 00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:40,820 - COME ON. - [CHUCKLES] 308 00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,952 COME ON, BOOM-BOOM. TAKE IT OFF. 309 00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:44,911 JJ, LAUGHING: OH, YEAH, BOOM-BOOM! 310 00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:47,043 TAKE IT OFF! JORDAN: GET OUTTA HERE! 311 00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:49,698 MALE SINGER: ♪ OH, GIRL, I DON'T REALLY KNOW YA ♪ 312 00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:51,700 ♪ ALWAYS WANT TO... 313 00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:54,964 I DON'T KNOW. I JUST THINK I'M CURSED TO LIVE AT HOME FOREVER. 314 00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:57,619 GIRL, YOU'VE ONLY BEEN LOOKING FOR A DAY. 315 00:13:57,662 --> 00:13:59,621 NO, WE'VE ONLY BEEN LOOKING FOR A DAY. 316 00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:02,232 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR, LIKE, TWO WEEKS NOW AND IT'S LIKE, 317 00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,844 WHEN THEY SEE ME COMING, THEY THINK, "WELL, THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD." 318 00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,671 OH. OK. 319 00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,760 OK, SEE, THIS PLACE JUST OPENED UP. 320 00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:10,937 IT'S A SHARED APARTMENT, BUT THE PICTURES 321 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:13,156 LOOK GREAT AND THE PRICE IS RIGHT. 322 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,811 - WHAT'S THE CATCH? - WELL, WE JUST HAVE TO PUT DOWN 323 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,161 THE DEPOSIT AND SIGN A YEAR LEASE, LIKE, RIGHT NOW. 324 00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:20,163 WITHOUT EVEN SEEING IT IN PERSON? 325 00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:23,340 I MEAN, IT'S FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED, AND IT COULD GO ANY MINUTE. 326 00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:26,343 THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT THEY CAN'T SEE US, EITHER, RIGHT? 327 00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:28,650 AND SO THERE'S NO "THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD," 328 00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:30,652 RIGHT? SO CURSE REVERSED. [COOP CHUCKLES] 329 00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:32,306 ALL RIGHT, SURE. LET'S DO IT. 330 00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:34,003 OH, IT'S GONNA BE SO CUTE! 331 00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:36,005 [BALL BOUNCES] JORDAN: AH! 332 00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:38,094 JJ: TAKE IT. 333 00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,015 JORDAN: AAH! WHOO! ASHER: WHOO! RIGHT? 334 00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:48,365 JJ: OH, YOU POUNDED THAT IN HARD, BOOM-BOOM. JORDAN: LOOK, 335 00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,977 I'M NOT GONNA APOLOGIZE FOR HAVING A HOT GIRL FIND ME SEXY. 336 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,022 JUST HAPPY YOU AIN'T FOCUSED ON MY GIRL ANYMORE. 337 00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:55,677 JJ: AND OUR OLD-ASS NEIGHBORS ARE COMING, 338 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,809 AND I HATE THOSE GUYS. 339 00:14:57,853 --> 00:15:00,116 BUT WE DON'T EVEN KNOW THEM. 340 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,510 UP FOR A LITTLE CHALLENGE, BOOM-BOOM? 341 00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:04,033 OK, NOW I HATE 'EM. 342 00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:05,817 ONLY WE CAN CALL HIM BOOM-BOOM. 343 00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:07,689 NO, NO, PLEASE DON'T. 344 00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:09,125 MAN: WHAT DO YOU THINK, HUH? 345 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,866 YOU LADIES WANT TO PLAY FOR REAL? 346 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,868 PUT IT UP. 347 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,479 LOOK, GUYS, 348 00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:18,047 WE CAN BEAT THESE FOSSILS. 349 00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:20,049 I COULD USE THE WIN. 350 00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:21,442 YEAH? WHAT ABOUT YOUR HEART? 351 00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,052 IT'S JUST ONE GAME. 352 00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:24,967 HONESTLY, I'M MORE WORRIED ABOUT THEIRS. 353 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,709 BLUE SHORTS OVER THERE LOOKS LIKE MY GRANDPA. 354 00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:30,625 ALL RIGHT, SPENCE, WHAT DO YOU SAY--TEAM BEVERLY ONE FINAL TIME? 355 00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:33,236 MIGHT BE THE LAST TIME THE 4 OF US GET TO PLAY ON THE SAME TEAM. 356 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:36,587 AS OF NEXT MONTH, WITH TRAINING CAMP STARTING AT G.A.U. AND COASTAL, 357 00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:38,589 WE OFFICIALLY GONNA BE RIVALS AGAIN... 358 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,852 JJ: HEH HEH HEH! SPENCER: SO LET'S GET IT. 359 00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:42,376 JJ: OH, GET READY, GRANDPAS. 360 00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:44,073 YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE SCHOOLED. 361 00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:46,946 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. LET'S DO IT. 362 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,209 ["GAME OVER" PLAYING] 363 00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:52,342 EASY McCOY: ♪ I'M TAKIN' IT UP A LEVEL, GONNA EVEN THAT SCORE ♪ 364 00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:55,302 ♪ I'M TICKIN' LIKE A TIME BOMB WHEN I HIT THAT FLOOR ♪ 365 00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:58,131 ♪ ON A MISSION, BRING THAT HEAT AND MAKE MY MOVE ♪ 366 00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:00,002 ♪ STAND BACK, I'M A FREAK OF NATURE ♪ 367 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,873 ♪ MAKE WAY, COMIN' THROUGH, DON'T STOP ♪ 368 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,658 ♪ GET IT, NOW IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? ♪ 369 00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:06,661 ♪ I DO IT SUPERSONIC, AUTOMATIC, READY OR NOT ♪ 370 00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:09,838 ♪ I'M GOIN' WORLDWIDE, GLOBAL, NUMBER ONE ON THE TOP ♪ 371 00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:13,363 ♪ I CAME OUT HARDCORE, I GO HARD, I'M TAKIN' THIS SPOT ♪ 372 00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:15,452 ♪ GAME OVER, GAME OVER 373 00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:18,064 ♪ THAT'S HOW I DO IT WHEN I MOVE OVER, MOVE OVER ♪ 374 00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:20,980 ♪ YOU KNOW I'M TAKIN' OVER, GAME OVER, GAME OVER ♪ 375 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:23,895 ♪ THERE AIN'T NO WAY TO STOP ME, COLD SHOULDER, COLD SHOULDER ♪ 376 00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:27,203 ♪ YOU KNOW THERE AIN'T NO OTHER, GOIN' OUT WITH A BANG ♪ 377 00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:30,032 ♪ HOW YA LIKE ME NOW? MAN: UP AND YEAH! 378 00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:32,556 McCOY: ♪ GAME OVER MAN: WHOO! 379 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,210 CLASS DISMISSED, KIDS! 380 00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:36,560 McCOY: ♪ GAME OVER MAN: ALL RIGHT. 381 00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:39,389 McCOY: ♪ GAME OVER, COLD SHOULDER, COLD SHOULDER ♪ 382 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,478 ♪ HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW? GAME OVER ♪ 383 00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,053 YO. 384 00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,837 WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED? 385 00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,665 AIN'T NO WAY WE SHOULD HAVE LOST THAT GAME. 386 00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,667 UH, HEH! I'M SORRY, WHAT? 387 00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,452 THAT WAS--THAT WAS BEACH VOLLEYBALL. WHO CARES? 388 00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,280 I DO, AND YOU SHOULD, TOO. 389 00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:02,978 OK, LOOK, I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T LIKE TO LOSE AND ALL, BUT 390 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,980 VOLLEYBALL'S NOT EVEN OUR SPORT. 391 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,113 AIN'T JUST 'CAUSE WE LOST, MAN. 392 00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:09,724 WE'RE AT LEAST 15 YEARS YOUNGER THAN THOSE GUYS, AND WE COULDN'T KEEP UP. 393 00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:12,074 OK, AND YOU THINK THEY COULD KEEP UP WITH US ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD? 394 00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:15,295 AT THIS RATE, YEAH. LOOK, WE LOSIN' OUR EDGE, BRO. 395 00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:17,688 CAN YOU IMAGINE IF WE SHOWED UP TO PRACTICE LOOKING LIKE THAT? 396 00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:20,952 WE WON'T, WE WON'T. I PROMISE YOU THAT, ALL RIGHT? 397 00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:24,260 WE HAVE ANOTHER MONTH BEFORE WE NEED TO GET IN SHAPE, ALL RIGHT? 398 00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:26,915 CAN YOU JUST RELAX, TRY AND HAVE SOME FUN? 399 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:29,483 I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T LIKE TO DO EITHER OF THOSE THINGS, BUT-- 400 00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:31,311 SHUT UP. 401 00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:36,403 [DISTANT SIREN] 402 00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:38,318 MR. FLEMING, WE--WE THOUGHT THESE WOULD BE 403 00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:40,450 PICTURES OF THE ACTUAL APARTMENT. 404 00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:42,626 FLEMING: WELL, I'M NOT A MIND READER. PATIENCE: YEAH, WELL, 405 00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,324 THAT'S THE REASON WHY WE SIGNED THE LEASE. 406 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,456 AND NOW YOU CAN ENJOY THEM WHENEVER YOU WANT. 407 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,371 OR WE COULD JUST LEAVE RIGHT NOW. 408 00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:51,070 YOU SIGNED A ONE-YEAR LEASE AND THE DEPOSIT'S NONREFUNDABLE. 409 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,072 PATIENCE: OK, SO WE'RE STUCK HERE 410 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,074 WITH AN ALLEY VIEW AND STAINS ON THE WALLS 411 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,467 AND THE FLOORS AND EVERYWHERE ELSE? 412 00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,687 AND WHO THE HELL ARE THEY? 413 00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:03,560 THE AD SAID "SHARED SPACE." 414 00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,997 OK, WE DIDN'T THINK YOU MEANT "SHARED BEDROOM." 415 00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:08,261 AGAIN, NOT A MIND READER. 416 00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:10,654 I'LL LET YOU SETTLE IN. 417 00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:18,401 UH... HOW'S IT GOIN'? 418 00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:21,056 BOTH, DEADPAN: GOOD. 419 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,580 THAT WENT GOOD. 420 00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:26,017 [SCOFFS] WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 421 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,067 [SCOFFS] I DON'T KNOW. 422 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,592 MAYBE... MAYBE THIS SPOT ISN'T SO BAD? 423 00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:38,291 I MEAN, I SAY WE GIVE IT A CHANCE. 424 00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:52,392 [SIGHS] HOW DOES ONE MAN MAKE SUCH A MESS? 425 00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:54,394 UM, YOU KNOW WHAT? 426 00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:56,439 LET'S NOT WORRY ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW. 427 00:18:56,483 --> 00:19:00,269 MY POPS WENT ON A WALK, SO WE HAVE AT LEAST 30 MINUTES. 428 00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:03,925 - FOR WHAT? - [FEMININE VOICE] "FOR WHAT?" YOU KNOW FOR WHAT. 429 00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:06,145 - OH. - WE GOT THE WHOLE HOUSE TO OURSELVES, 430 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,756 I GOT A FINE GIRL OVER. LAURA: WELL, BUT WHAT IF HE COMES HOME? 431 00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:10,758 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING. 432 00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,368 - WELL, WE ARE STUDYING. - OH. 433 00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:14,370 - YES, UM, SEX ED. - OH. 434 00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:17,025 AND THEN, I NEED, UM, SOME PRIVATE TUTORING, PLEASE. 435 00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:19,636 COME ON. DOES THAT-- DID THAT LINE ACTUALLY WORK FOR YOU 436 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,247 BACK IN THE DAY? BILLY: YOU KNOW IT DID. 437 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,249 - MMM. - MMM... 438 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:25,251 [FRONT DOOR OPENS] 439 00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:27,340 LAURA: OOH. [GIGGLES] 440 00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:29,342 WILLIE: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? LAURA: OOH! MMM. 441 00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:32,040 UM, WILLIE, WE WERE JUST, UH-- WILLIE: JUST WHAT, 442 00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:34,347 WIPING DOWN MY TABLE WITH YOUR BEHIND? 443 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,087 WE THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A WALK. 444 00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:38,089 SO, THAT GIVES YOU THE GREEN LIGHT 445 00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,222 TO PLAY YOUR LITTLE SEX GAMES ALL OVER MY HOUSE? 446 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:43,834 WHY IS THAT OK, BUT I CAN'T PLAY CARDS WITH MY BUDDIES? 447 00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:45,532 BILLY: POPS, THAT'S DIFFERENT, OK? 448 00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:47,229 YOU HAD A HEART ATTACK, AND-- 449 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:50,101 AND YOU WERE SMOKING CIGARS ALL NIGHT. 450 00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:53,104 BUT YOU CAN DISRESPECT YOUR MOTHER'S DINING ROOM 451 00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:55,585 WITH A LITTLE AFTERNOON DELIGHT. 452 00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,152 OK. 453 00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:01,243 OH, ARE YOU SERIOUS? 454 00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:04,290 MAN. 455 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:07,858 [WOODENLY] HEY, PARTY PEOPLE. 456 00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:09,860 THIS IS SPENCER JAMES, 457 00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:11,862 AND I LOVE PARTYING WITH-- 458 00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:13,864 WITH ANGRY HIPPO ENERGY DRINK. 459 00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:17,346 [VIDEO BEEPS OFF] WHEW. THAT'S THE WORST THING I'VE EVER HEARD. 460 00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:19,348 OH, COME ON, MAN. HOW MANY OF THESE I GOTTA DO? 461 00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:22,264 TILL IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE TERRORISTS ARE HOLDING YOU AT GUNPOINT. 462 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:24,527 [CHUCKLING] JUST LOOSEN UP A LITTLE, 463 00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:27,051 ALL RIGHT? HAVE SOME FUN WITH IT. I KNOW IT'S HARD FOR YOU. 464 00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:30,054 WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP SAYING THAT? I KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN. 465 00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:33,362 THEN PROVE IT, ALL RIGHT? SAY SOMETHING LIKE, UH, 466 00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:36,365 [AGITATEDLY] "HEY, NOTHING CHARGES ME UP 467 00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:38,585 "LIKE AN ANGRY HIPPO. 468 00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:41,588 IT MAKES ME WANT TO..." [HUFFS AND PUFFS] 469 00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:43,720 "ROAR!" 470 00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:46,332 [WHISPERS] Bomb. 471 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:50,423 - I'M NOT SAYING THAT. - WELL, YOU GOTTA SAY SOMETHIN'. 472 00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:52,555 [SIGHS] ALL RIGHT. 473 00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:54,209 [SIGHS] 474 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,820 [WOODENLY] WHAT UP? THIS IS SPENCER JAMES-- 475 00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:58,648 JJ: CUT. 476 00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:01,303 WOMAN, WHISPERING: When you asked me to move in with you, 477 00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:03,436 I never imagined it would be like this. 478 00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,438 MAN, WHISPERING: So move back in with your parents. 479 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:08,092 You're the one who told me to follow my dreams. 480 00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:11,748 Well, I never would have said that if I knew how fast you'd give up on them. 481 00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:14,969 Oh, at least I had dreams. You just latched onto mine. 482 00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:17,580 Yeah, now we're living in a dump with two strangers 483 00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:21,149 who may be serial killers for all we know! - You're such a manic! 484 00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:22,759 [QUIETLY] - OH, MY GOD. - MM-MMM. 485 00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:25,196 OH, MY GOD. HEH! WAIT, ARE WE 486 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,590 THE BAD ROOMMATES IN THIS SITUATION? 487 00:21:27,634 --> 00:21:29,592 LIKE--[SCOFFS] COOP: I DON'T KNOW, 488 00:21:29,636 --> 00:21:32,508 BUT I LIKED THEM BETTER WHEN THEY WERE NOT TALKING. 489 00:21:32,552 --> 00:21:34,336 NO, NO, WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE. 490 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:38,035 THAT IS THE FIRST SHOWER THAT'S EVER MADE ME FEEL DIRTY. 491 00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:40,037 THERE. 492 00:21:40,081 --> 00:21:44,041 THEY STOPPED. NOW WE CAN FINALLY GET SOME SLEEP. 493 00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:46,392 OK. LOVE YOU. 494 00:21:49,003 --> 00:21:51,875 [BEDSPRINGS CREAKING IN RHYTHM] 495 00:21:54,922 --> 00:21:58,491 PATIENCE: OH, MY GOD. [COOP SCOFFS] 496 00:21:58,534 --> 00:22:01,581 OK, YEAH. WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE. 497 00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:08,065 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACH] 498 00:22:13,157 --> 00:22:15,769 HEY. WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE? 499 00:22:15,812 --> 00:22:18,424 I AM WORKING ON THE NEXT BIG HIT. 500 00:22:18,467 --> 00:22:20,556 - OH, EXCITING. - I TOOK A SHOT 501 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,906 AT REMIXING ONE OF YOUR MOM'S SONGS... 502 00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:26,301 UH, OUT OF SOME MUSIC THAT REALLY BRINGS OUT HER VOICE. 503 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,477 IT'S GOT A COOL TRIP-HOP VIBE. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. 504 00:22:28,521 --> 00:22:30,523 YOU REMIXED MY MOM'S MUSIC? WHO SAID YOU COULD DO THAT? 505 00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:32,699 I JUST WANTED TO TRY SOMETHING. 506 00:22:32,742 --> 00:22:35,354 UH, IT ISN'T YOURS TO TRY SOMETHING WITH, 507 00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:37,660 AND NEITHER AM I, FOR THAT MATTER. 508 00:22:37,704 --> 00:22:40,315 - WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - UH, I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU 509 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:43,100 USING MY MOM'S MUSIC IN SOME WARPED ATTEMPT TO HIT ON ME. 510 00:22:43,144 --> 00:22:45,581 - CHILL. THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS IS. - OK, THEN YOU TOOK 511 00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:48,323 SOMETHING THAT BELONGED TO ME, AND YOU CHANGED IT WITHOUT MY PERMISSION. 512 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,977 YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE IT. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 513 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:52,936 YOU CROSSED THE LINE, CLAY. IT IS A VERY BIG DEAL. 514 00:22:55,939 --> 00:22:58,812 IT'S GETTING LATE. I'MMA--I'MMA HEAD OUT. 515 00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:14,436 [REMIXED VERSION] LAYLA'S MOM: ♪ NEVER 516 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,438 ♪ FOREVER I CHOOSE YOU 517 00:23:16,482 --> 00:23:19,049 ♪ TO THE MOON AND BACK... 518 00:23:19,093 --> 00:23:21,269 THIS IS AMAZING. 519 00:23:21,312 --> 00:23:23,445 [SCOFFS] WELL, TELL THAT TO CLAY. 520 00:23:23,489 --> 00:23:26,317 HE'S THE ONE THAT DID IT, WITHOUT ASKING ME. 521 00:23:26,361 --> 00:23:28,885 UH-OH. DO YOU LIKE IT? 522 00:23:28,929 --> 00:23:31,105 UH, IT DOESN'T MATTER. THE MUSIC WAS MINE 523 00:23:31,148 --> 00:23:34,108 AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY, IT WAS MOM'S. HE HAD NO RIGHT TO TAKE IT. 524 00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:36,284 OBVIOUSLY, HE DOESN'T RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES. 525 00:23:36,327 --> 00:23:38,329 PROFESSIONALLY OR PERSONALLY? 526 00:23:38,373 --> 00:23:41,332 WE WORK TOGETHER. THERE IS NO PERSONAL. 527 00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:46,250 OK, I, UH... 528 00:23:46,294 --> 00:23:49,253 I KNOW THAT, GIVEN MY HISTORY, 529 00:23:49,297 --> 00:23:51,255 YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT ME TO DISAGREE WITH YOU, 530 00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:54,041 BUT, UM, IT'S YOUR LIFE, LAYLA. 531 00:23:54,084 --> 00:23:56,565 IT'S YOUR CALL, AND I UNDERSTAND 532 00:23:56,609 --> 00:23:59,089 THAT THIS IS A TRIGGER FOR YOU, 533 00:23:59,133 --> 00:24:02,005 AND YOU WANT TO PROTECT YOUR MOM, BUT 534 00:24:02,049 --> 00:24:04,921 SHE WOULD HAVE REALLY LOVED THIS. 535 00:24:04,965 --> 00:24:07,141 - YEAH, I KNOW SHE WOULD HAVE. - YEAH. 536 00:24:07,184 --> 00:24:09,535 YOU KNOW, WHAT CLAY DID WAS WRONG, AND HE SHOULD HAVE ASKED YOU FIRST, 537 00:24:09,578 --> 00:24:12,712 BUT IS THAT REALLY WHY YOU'RE THIS UPSET? 538 00:24:14,322 --> 00:24:16,498 HMM. 539 00:24:16,542 --> 00:24:18,108 OLIVIA: HEY. 540 00:24:18,152 --> 00:24:20,110 PATIENCE: HEY. SORRY. 541 00:24:20,154 --> 00:24:21,721 MY GOD. OH! 542 00:24:21,764 --> 00:24:23,636 OOH, YES, IT FEELS SO GOOD IN HERE. 543 00:24:23,679 --> 00:24:25,638 [DOOR CLOSES] COOP: IT DOES. I CAN MARRY THE MAN 544 00:24:25,681 --> 00:24:27,857 WHO INVENTED THE A/C. [PATIENCE SIGHS] 545 00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:30,512 I SAID WHAT I SAID. OLIVIA: WHAT'S GOING ON? 546 00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:33,254 - IS YOUR MOM HERE? - NO. WHY? 547 00:24:33,297 --> 00:24:35,996 PATIENCE: WE NEED A LAWYER. OLIVIA: WHAT HAPPENED NOW? 548 00:24:36,039 --> 00:24:38,477 WHY YOU LOOKIN' AT ME? 549 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,609 [SCOFFS] WHATEVER. OLIVIA: OK, 550 00:24:40,653 --> 00:24:43,307 MY MOM IS STAYING WITH MY GRANDPA RIGHT NOW, AND TRUST ME, YOU DO NOT 551 00:24:43,351 --> 00:24:46,136 WANT TO GO OVER THERE, SO IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO? 552 00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:48,138 I APPRECIATE IT, BUT I DON'T THINK YOU'RE 553 00:24:48,182 --> 00:24:50,401 THE RIGHT BAKER WOMAN FOR THE JOB. 554 00:24:50,445 --> 00:24:53,535 UNLESS YOU KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH SCAM-ARTIST SLUMLORDS. 555 00:24:53,579 --> 00:24:57,234 I MEAN, I NEED TO GET TO THE BOYS' YACHT PARTY, SO TALK FAST. 556 00:24:57,278 --> 00:24:58,888 ["PARTY STARTED" PLAYING] 557 00:24:58,932 --> 00:25:00,586 BLACK PREZ: LOOK. 558 00:25:00,629 --> 00:25:01,630 HA HA HA! 559 00:25:01,674 --> 00:25:03,632 HEY. 560 00:25:03,676 --> 00:25:05,460 ♪ PHONE RINGING... 561 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,636 LAYLA: UH, I FORGET. WHO'S SPONSORING THIS PARTY AGAIN? 562 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,856 JJ: OH, UH, ANGRY HIPPO. 563 00:25:09,899 --> 00:25:13,076 OLIVIA: WELL, IT'S COOL THAT THEY'RE THROWING THIS PARTY JUST FOR YOU. 564 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,165 YOU REALLY ARE SPECIAL. 565 00:25:16,732 --> 00:25:18,647 SPENCER: YOU GONNA WANT THAT POSTER FOR YOUR ROOM? 566 00:25:18,691 --> 00:25:20,649 THEN WHY WOULD I NEED YOU? 567 00:25:20,693 --> 00:25:23,304 THAT'S COLD. THAT IS COLD. 568 00:25:23,347 --> 00:25:25,306 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 569 00:25:25,349 --> 00:25:27,308 [OVERLAPPING CHATTER] 570 00:25:27,351 --> 00:25:29,310 LAYLA: HEY, UM, HAS ANYONE HEARD FROM ASHER? 571 00:25:29,353 --> 00:25:31,312 MY TEXTS AREN'T GOING THROUGH. JORDAN: UH, YEAH. 572 00:25:31,355 --> 00:25:32,922 HE HAD WORK THIS MORNING, BUT I THINK HE SHOULD BE HERE. 573 00:25:32,966 --> 00:25:34,576 LAYLA: OK. OLIVIA: UH, WE MIGHT GET 574 00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:36,273 BETTER RECEPTION ON THE UPPER DECK. 575 00:25:36,317 --> 00:25:37,884 OH. OH, WE SHOULD GET A CHOCOLATE STRAWBERRY. 576 00:25:37,927 --> 00:25:39,886 [OLIVIA GASPS] JJ: HEH! STILL FEELING BAD 577 00:25:39,929 --> 00:25:41,888 ABOUT TURNING DOWN THAT CRAPPY GYM? 578 00:25:41,931 --> 00:25:43,890 SPENCER: HEH! WHAT GYM? JJ: HEH HEH! JORDAN: YO. 579 00:25:43,933 --> 00:25:45,892 I DON'T THINK WE'RE THE ONLY ALL-AMERICANS HERE. 580 00:25:45,935 --> 00:25:48,111 ISN'T THAT--THAT CONNOR MURPHY? SPENCER: YO. 581 00:25:48,155 --> 00:25:51,375 THAT DUDE WAS A SHOO-IN FOR THE HEISMAN TROPHY, THEN HE JUST DISAPPEARED. 582 00:25:51,419 --> 00:25:53,377 YEAH, WELL, I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM. 583 00:25:53,421 --> 00:25:56,598 AH, HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S DOING JUST FINE. 584 00:25:56,642 --> 00:25:58,600 [ALL CHUCKLE] SPENCER: UH-OH. 585 00:25:58,644 --> 00:26:01,081 JORDAN: WELL, WELL, WELL. 586 00:26:01,124 --> 00:26:04,345 UH, GARCOÓN, THINK YOU COULD GET US A FEW DRINKS? 587 00:26:04,388 --> 00:26:06,347 ASHER: YEAH, SURE, BOOM-BOOM. SPENCER: UH-OH. 588 00:26:06,390 --> 00:26:08,349 ASHER: WHAT DO YOU WANT? JORDAN: ALL RIGHT, HERE, LOOK. 589 00:26:08,392 --> 00:26:10,569 LET'S BE CLEAR FOR A SECOND. WHEN SIMONE SAYS IT, IT'S SEXY. 590 00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:12,222 WHEN YOU GUYS SAY IT, IT'S JUST PLAIN CREEPY. 591 00:26:12,266 --> 00:26:14,224 OK, LOOK, I COULDN'T GET OUT EARLY, 592 00:26:14,268 --> 00:26:16,226 SO IT WAS EITHER GO HOME, CHANGE, AND POSSIBLY 593 00:26:16,270 --> 00:26:18,794 MISS THE PARTY OR JUST COME STRAIGHT FROM WORK. 594 00:26:18,838 --> 00:26:20,970 JORDAN: YOU FEEL LIKE YOU MADE THE RIGHT DECISION? [SPENCER SCOFFS] 595 00:26:21,014 --> 00:26:23,886 MAN, AT LEAST I HAD A PIN-STRIPED SHIRT. THE HANGOUT HAD STYLE. 596 00:26:23,930 --> 00:26:25,627 LOOK, I ONLY TOOK THE STUPID JOB TO PAY JACOB BACK 597 00:26:25,671 --> 00:26:27,281 FOR THE COLLEGE MONEY, ALL RIGHT? 598 00:26:27,324 --> 00:26:29,936 AND TO SNIFF AROUND THAT JAYMEE GIRL. 599 00:26:29,979 --> 00:26:31,894 COME ON, ASH. [ASHER SIGHS] 600 00:26:31,938 --> 00:26:33,853 ASHER: YEAH, YEAH. JORDAN: HEH HEH! 601 00:26:33,896 --> 00:26:36,203 WELL, LOOK, SHE DISAPPEARED, I'M STUCK 602 00:26:36,246 --> 00:26:38,422 CLEANING UP GARBAGE. JORDAN: HEY, WELL, LOOK, MAN, YOU'RE ALSO ON A YACHT, 603 00:26:38,466 --> 00:26:41,251 SURROUNDED BY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, SO LET'S JUST FOCUS 604 00:26:41,295 --> 00:26:44,037 ON THAT INSTEAD OF SOME GIRL THAT YOU BARELY EVEN KNOW. 605 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,648 YES. LOOK, WE'RE HERE TO TRY TO HAVE SOME FUN. 606 00:26:46,692 --> 00:26:48,868 JORDAN: LET'S GO, BOYS. 607 00:26:48,911 --> 00:26:51,522 CHOCOLATE STRAWBERRIES. 608 00:26:51,566 --> 00:26:54,917 MALE SINGER: ♪ I'M ABOUT TO GET UP [ECHOES] 609 00:26:58,051 --> 00:27:01,968 UH...I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST SLAP MY HAND. 610 00:27:02,011 --> 00:27:04,753 TOUCH MY THERMOSTAT AGAIN AND I'LL SLAP SOMETHIN' ELSE. 611 00:27:04,797 --> 00:27:06,668 - LAURA'S COLD. - YOU'RE TELLIN' ME. 612 00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:08,931 UH, WHAT WAS THAT? 613 00:27:08,975 --> 00:27:11,586 LOOK, INSTEAD OF INSULTING MY WIFE 614 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:14,154 AND HITTING ME, I THINK YOU SHOULD BE THANKING US. 615 00:27:14,197 --> 00:27:16,156 FOR WHAT-- TAKING AWAY MY CIGARS, 616 00:27:16,199 --> 00:27:18,375 NOT LETTING ME DRINK, TELLING ME WHAT TO EAT? 617 00:27:18,419 --> 00:27:20,595 POPS, WE HAVE TO DO THIS EVERY DAMN WEEK? 618 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,771 WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE. 619 00:27:22,815 --> 00:27:26,166 ONLY SO YOU CAN ANNOY ME TO DEATH. YOU'RE CRAMPIN' MY STYLE, BILLY! 620 00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:29,082 - CRAMPING YOUR STYLE? LISTEN HERE, OLD MAN... - YES, AND I AM GETTING TIRED-- 621 00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:31,214 LAURA: HEY, HEY, ALL RIGHT! THAT'S ENOUGH! 622 00:27:31,258 --> 00:27:33,216 HONESTLY! 623 00:27:33,260 --> 00:27:35,958 ZIP IT! GO TO YOUR ROOM! 624 00:27:36,002 --> 00:27:37,568 ARE YOU PUTTING ME IN A TIMEOUT? 625 00:27:37,612 --> 00:27:39,962 NO, I'M PUTTING BOTH OF YOU IN A TIMEOUT. 626 00:27:40,006 --> 00:27:42,617 GO TO YOUR ROOMS! 627 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,314 NOW! 628 00:27:50,233 --> 00:27:52,279 [SIGHS] 629 00:27:57,284 --> 00:27:58,851 MALE SINGER: ♪ YOU KNOW I GOT 630 00:27:58,894 --> 00:28:00,635 ♪ THAT FLAVA, NOW GET SOME 631 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,115 ♪ YOU KNOW I GOT THAT FLAVA, NOW GET SOME... ♪ 632 00:28:02,158 --> 00:28:03,856 CONNOR: SPENCER JAMES. SPENCER: HEY. 633 00:28:03,899 --> 00:28:05,509 - BEEN WANTING TO TALK TO YOU. - HEH! SAME. 634 00:28:05,553 --> 00:28:07,947 SAME. IT'S KINDA BUSY IN THERE, RIGHT? 635 00:28:07,990 --> 00:28:09,949 OH, ALL PART OF THE JOB. 636 00:28:09,992 --> 00:28:11,515 YEP. HEH HEH! 637 00:28:11,559 --> 00:28:13,126 SEE, COMPANIES LIKE ANGRY HIPPO, 638 00:28:13,169 --> 00:28:15,128 THEY PAY ME TO MAKE SURE THAT PARTIES GO OFF, 639 00:28:15,171 --> 00:28:17,043 AND I NEVER DISAPPOINT. 640 00:28:17,086 --> 00:28:19,045 SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD GIG. 641 00:28:19,088 --> 00:28:20,960 IT DOESN'T SUCK, BUT IF I HAD 642 00:28:21,003 --> 00:28:22,701 N.I.L. RULES IN COLLEGE, WHEW! 643 00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:24,615 THINGS WOULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT. 644 00:28:24,659 --> 00:28:26,748 SEE, WHEN I PLAYED, THERE WERE NO ENDORSEMENTS, 645 00:28:26,792 --> 00:28:29,620 NO MONEY; MOST WE COULD HOPE FOR WAS A PAT ON THE BACK, 646 00:28:29,664 --> 00:28:31,622 AND THAT'S ONLY WHEN WE WON. 647 00:28:31,666 --> 00:28:34,538 - IS THAT WHY YOU QUIT PLAYING? - WHAT DID YOU HEAR? 648 00:28:34,582 --> 00:28:37,150 I HEARD DIFFERENT THINGS: I HEARD YOU GOT INJURED, 649 00:28:37,193 --> 00:28:39,326 I HEARD YOU DIDN'T GET ALONG WITH YOUR COACH, I HEARD YOU-- 650 00:28:39,369 --> 00:28:41,067 BLEW OFF PRACTICES BECAUSE I WAS PARTYING? 651 00:28:41,110 --> 00:28:43,112 - I HEARD THAT, TOO. HEH! - SEE? 652 00:28:43,156 --> 00:28:45,724 NONE OF THE MONEY AND ALL OF THE BLAME. 653 00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:47,813 AND WHO CARES IF I WAS PARTYING? 654 00:28:47,856 --> 00:28:50,076 WHY SHOULD GUYS LIKE US HAVE TO, UH, PUT IN 655 00:28:50,119 --> 00:28:51,904 MORE WORK THAN EVERYONE ELSE WHEN WE'RE BETTER THAN THEM? 656 00:28:51,947 --> 00:28:53,993 - I ALWAYS TRY TO. - EXACTLY, 657 00:28:54,036 --> 00:28:56,386 BUT JOKE'S ON THEM BECAUSE NOW, 658 00:28:56,430 --> 00:28:58,780 MY LIFE'S ONE BIG PARTY. 659 00:28:58,824 --> 00:29:00,434 SELFIE? 660 00:29:00,477 --> 00:29:03,002 - YEAH. - ALL RIGHT. 661 00:29:03,045 --> 00:29:05,221 ANGRY HIPPO. 662 00:29:05,265 --> 00:29:08,572 I'LL TAG YOU, BRO. SPENCER: YES, SIR. 663 00:29:10,052 --> 00:29:12,663 JJ: WELL-- HEH HEH!--HUGO 664 00:29:12,707 --> 00:29:15,231 THE ANGRY HIPPO WOULDN'T TAKE A PICTURE WITH ME. 665 00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:17,233 HEH! 666 00:29:17,277 --> 00:29:20,149 NEVER MEET YOUR HEROES, RIGHT? 667 00:29:20,193 --> 00:29:23,762 MALE SINGER: ♪ NOW I DON'T KNOW A THING... [SINGING CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] 668 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:27,940 HEY. 669 00:29:27,983 --> 00:29:29,942 UH, OH, I'M GOOD. THANK YOU. 670 00:29:29,985 --> 00:29:31,595 UH, I'M--I'M NOT A WAITER. 671 00:29:31,639 --> 00:29:33,859 OH. HA! THAT'S EMBARRASSING. 672 00:29:33,902 --> 00:29:35,861 YEAH. LOOK, UH, 673 00:29:35,904 --> 00:29:38,689 LET'S START OVER. I'M-- GIRL: SPENCER JAMES. 674 00:29:38,733 --> 00:29:41,649 NO, BUT I GET THAT A LOT. 675 00:29:41,692 --> 00:29:45,305 BUT THAT IS HIM, RIGHT? I HEARD HE'S GONNA BE THE NEXT DeSEAN JACKSON. 676 00:29:45,348 --> 00:29:47,786 I HAVE TO MEET HIM. 677 00:29:52,442 --> 00:29:54,401 ["DJ MAKE THE PARTY JUMP" PLAYING] 678 00:29:54,444 --> 00:29:57,404 - ♪ LIGHTS OUT! - WHOO! [ECHOES] 679 00:30:00,102 --> 00:30:02,713 J. DASH: J. DASH! 680 00:30:02,757 --> 00:30:05,325 ASHER: YEAH, THAT HAPPENED. LAYLA: WOW. 681 00:30:05,368 --> 00:30:07,936 DO YOU WANT ME TO KICK HER ASS? [ASHER COUGHS] 682 00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:11,157 - HEH HEH! I'LL DO IT. - UM, I'M PRETTY SURE OLIVIA CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT. 683 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:14,160 - YEAH, WELL, TRUST ME. YOU DODGED A BULLET. - IT DOESN'T MATTER. 684 00:30:14,203 --> 00:30:16,162 ANYWAYS, LIKE I HAVE MONEY TO TAKE HER OUT. 685 00:30:16,205 --> 00:30:18,817 LOOK, QUALITY WOMEN DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT STUFF, 686 00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:21,210 WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND ANY AT THIS PARTY. 687 00:30:21,254 --> 00:30:23,517 - YOU'RE HERE. - TOUCHEÉ. 688 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,085 HEH! SO, AS ONE OF THE ONLY 689 00:30:26,128 --> 00:30:28,522 QUALITY WOMEN ON THIS BOAT, 690 00:30:28,565 --> 00:30:30,524 WHAT DO YOU CARE ABOUT? 691 00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:34,136 LATELY, I'M HAPPIEST BEING THE BOSS, 692 00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:37,139 DOING THINGS ON MY TERMS AND MY TERMS ONLY... 693 00:30:37,183 --> 00:30:39,141 - HMM. - YOU KNOW, TOO MUCH OF MY LIFE 694 00:30:39,185 --> 00:30:41,274 HAS BEEN OUT OF MY HANDS FOR TOO LONG. 695 00:30:41,317 --> 00:30:42,884 - THAT'S INTENSE. - I DON'T KNOW. 696 00:30:42,928 --> 00:30:45,060 WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY? AND DON'T SAY MONEY 697 00:30:45,104 --> 00:30:47,584 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU WEREN'T ALWAYS HAPPY WHEN YOU HAD THAT, EITHER. 698 00:30:47,628 --> 00:30:49,717 REALLY DON'T KNOW ANYMORE. 699 00:30:51,110 --> 00:30:54,417 SEEMS LIKE EVERYTHING I LIKE JUST GOES AWAY, YOU KNOW? 700 00:30:56,593 --> 00:30:58,334 KINDA WISH I WAS MORE LIKE JJ. 701 00:30:58,378 --> 00:31:01,598 JJ: [LAUGHING] AN ANGRY HIPPO! LAYLA: WOW. UM, 702 00:31:01,642 --> 00:31:04,036 I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S EVER SAID THOSE WORDS BEFORE, 703 00:31:04,079 --> 00:31:07,082 BUT YEAH, MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL BE MORE LIKE JJ. 704 00:31:07,126 --> 00:31:09,737 HE, UH, TAKES THINGS AT FACE VALUE, 705 00:31:09,780 --> 00:31:13,393 LIVES IN THE MOMENT, GOES AFTER WHAT HE WANTS. 706 00:31:15,264 --> 00:31:18,659 SO WE SHOULD ALWAYS ASK OURSELVES, "WHAT WOULD JJ DO?" 707 00:31:18,702 --> 00:31:21,792 WWJJD. 708 00:31:21,836 --> 00:31:23,882 - HEH HEH! - LET'S DRINK TO IT. 709 00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:25,927 HEY. 710 00:31:25,971 --> 00:31:27,929 [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING] 711 00:31:27,973 --> 00:31:29,670 [LAUGHTER] 712 00:31:32,803 --> 00:31:35,371 - YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU AN AUTOGRAPH? - NO, THANKS. 713 00:31:35,415 --> 00:31:37,852 - [GIGGLES] - YOU KNOW, I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL 714 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:40,246 WHEN HE WAS A FRESHMAN IN COLLEGE. OLIVIA: MMM. 715 00:31:40,289 --> 00:31:42,248 EVERYBODY THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO THE NFL. 716 00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:44,990 - WHY DIDN'T HE? - HE GOT A LOTTA EXCUSES. 717 00:31:45,033 --> 00:31:47,644 - MMM. - I JUST THINK HE DIDN'T HAVE A GREAT WORK ETHIC, 718 00:31:47,688 --> 00:31:51,474 NOT LIKE MY GIRL, WHO JUST SPENT THE SUMMER IN NEWSPAPER CAMP. 719 00:31:51,518 --> 00:31:54,651 SERIOUSLY? IF YOU CALL IT THAT ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA THROW YOU OVERBOARD. 720 00:31:54,695 --> 00:31:57,654 - SORRY. - [CHUCKLES] 721 00:31:57,698 --> 00:32:00,570 NO, BUT IT DID GET ME THINKING ABOUT COOP AND PATIENCE. 722 00:32:00,614 --> 00:32:04,270 THAT WHOLE LANDLORD THING WAS, LIKE, REALLY SCREWED UP. 723 00:32:04,313 --> 00:32:06,925 MY MOM SAID THERE'S NOTHING SHE CAN DO LEGALLY, 724 00:32:06,968 --> 00:32:09,101 BUT IT WOULD MAKE A REALLY GOOD STORY. 725 00:32:09,144 --> 00:32:11,625 I MEAN, THEY'RE NOT THE ONLY TWO TO FALL FOR THAT SCAM. 726 00:32:11,668 --> 00:32:14,062 JOURNALISM INSTITUTE TO THE RESCUE. 727 00:32:14,106 --> 00:32:16,282 HOW HARD WAS IT FOR YOU TO NOT CALL IT NEWSPAPER CAMP? 728 00:32:16,325 --> 00:32:17,936 HARDEST THING I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE. 729 00:32:17,979 --> 00:32:19,459 JJ: HA HA HA! YO, YO! 730 00:32:19,502 --> 00:32:22,462 PARTY BACK AT OUR PLACE! HA HA HA! 731 00:32:22,505 --> 00:32:25,030 [OVERLAPPING CHATTER AND LAUGHTER] 732 00:32:27,641 --> 00:32:30,209 TV ANNOUNCER: HERE, THE 3-2 PITCH DOWN THE MIDDLE, 733 00:32:30,252 --> 00:32:32,211 AND THAT'S A STRIKEOUT! CONNOR: OH... 734 00:32:32,254 --> 00:32:34,865 OH, I JUST TOOK A BEATING. 735 00:32:34,909 --> 00:32:37,303 GONNA MAKE IT UP ON THE NEXT GAME. 736 00:32:37,346 --> 00:32:39,522 UH, I'D GO HOME TEAM. 737 00:32:39,566 --> 00:32:43,135 THE OTHER TEAM'S A MESS, AND THE SHORTSTOP MISSED BATTING PRACTICE ALL WEEK. 738 00:32:43,178 --> 00:32:45,093 I'M PRETTY SURE HIS INJURY'S WORSE THAN THEY'RE LETTING ON. 739 00:32:45,137 --> 00:32:47,008 AND THEIR CATCHER WAS IN A TWITTER FIGHT 740 00:32:47,052 --> 00:32:49,402 WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND ALL NIGHT, SO HIS HEAD'S NOT IN THE GAME. 741 00:32:49,445 --> 00:32:51,360 YOU REALLY THINK SO? 742 00:32:51,404 --> 00:32:52,971 YEAH. 743 00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:54,929 I MEAN, WHAT PLAYERS DO OUTSIDE THE GAME MATTERS 744 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:57,149 ALMOST AS MUCH AS WHAT THEY DO IN IT. 745 00:32:57,192 --> 00:33:00,369 I LEARNED THAT FROM EXPERIENCE. CONNOR: ALL RIGHT, YOU CONVINCED ME, 746 00:33:00,413 --> 00:33:03,982 BUT IF THEY LOSE, YOU OWE ME. 747 00:33:04,025 --> 00:33:05,940 MALE SINGER: ♪ HEY! ASHER: ADD IT TO MY TAB. 748 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:07,594 SINGER: ♪ HEY! 749 00:33:07,637 --> 00:33:10,031 ♪ WHO WITH US? I AND THE BAND TONIGHT ♪ 750 00:33:10,075 --> 00:33:11,772 ♪ WHO WITH US? I GOT THAT BANK AND I BLEW IT UP ♪ 751 00:33:11,815 --> 00:33:13,513 ♪ I BROUGHT THE BAND AND I DO IT UP ♪ 752 00:33:13,556 --> 00:33:15,036 JJ: OOH-HOO-HOO! 753 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,082 HO HO HO! THAT IS GOOD! 754 00:33:17,125 --> 00:33:19,606 SPENCER: WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP? LOOK. DO THIS REAL QUICK. 755 00:33:19,649 --> 00:33:22,217 [VIDEO BEEPS ON] HEY, WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL? THIS IS SPENCER JAMES, 756 00:33:22,261 --> 00:33:24,219 AND THERE IS NOTHIN' ME AND MY FRIENDS LOVE MORE 757 00:33:24,263 --> 00:33:27,048 THAN GETTIN' CHARGED BY ANGRY HIPPOS. 758 00:33:27,092 --> 00:33:29,224 PATIENCE: WHAT? COOP: WAIT. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 759 00:33:29,268 --> 00:33:31,661 IT'S JUST SOMETHING I GOTTA DO FOR MY NEW SPONSOR. WHAT'S UP? 760 00:33:31,705 --> 00:33:34,055 PATIENCE: HEY. SPENCER: HEH HEH! GLAD Y'ALL COULD MAKE IT. 761 00:33:34,099 --> 00:33:35,796 YEAH, YEAH, DON'T FEEL TOO SPECIAL 762 00:33:35,839 --> 00:33:38,146 BECAUSE WE'D RATHER BE ANYWHERE ELSE BUT OUR PLACE. 763 00:33:38,190 --> 00:33:40,540 YO, AIN'T THAT THE GUY THAT SHOWED UP DRUNK 764 00:33:40,583 --> 00:33:43,195 TO PLAYOFFS A FEW YEARS AGO? SPENCER: YEAH, HE COMES WITH THE DRINK. 765 00:33:43,238 --> 00:33:45,371 [SCOFFS] NEVER IMAGINED YOU'D BE LIVING LIKE THIS. 766 00:33:45,414 --> 00:33:47,199 WHAT, A MILLION-DOLLAR BEACH HOUSE? 767 00:33:47,242 --> 00:33:50,071 NO, I MEANT, "WHAT UP, WHAT UP? THIS SPENCER JAMES, 768 00:33:50,115 --> 00:33:52,682 LIVE WITH MY STANK DRANK AND SOME GROUPIES." PATIENCE: HA HA! 769 00:33:52,726 --> 00:33:54,989 COOP: LIKE, WHAT? SPENCER: HA HA! YEAH, I KNOW 770 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:57,992 IT'S SUMMER AND EVERYBODY'S SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING FUN, BUT... 771 00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:01,865 I'M STARTING TO FEEL SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE WHO I DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE. 772 00:34:01,909 --> 00:34:03,998 SOUNDS LIKE OUR NEW APARTMENT, 773 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:07,393 WHICH IS WHY WE'RE HANGING OUT AT YOUR FRAT HOUSE TONIGHT. 774 00:34:07,436 --> 00:34:10,048 I MEAN, IT IS A KIND OF A NEW LOOK FOR YOU. 775 00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:12,006 I JUST DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A LOOK I LIKE. 776 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:13,747 COME ON. 777 00:34:13,790 --> 00:34:15,488 SINGER: ♪ I GOT THAT BANK AND I BLEW IT UP ♪ 778 00:34:15,531 --> 00:34:18,186 ♪ I BROUGHT THE BAND AND I DO IT UP, OOH ♪ 779 00:34:21,581 --> 00:34:24,105 WILLIE: AM I ALLOWED OUT OF MY ROOM YET? 780 00:34:24,149 --> 00:34:27,195 YOU KEEP THIS UP AND I'M GONNA SEND YOU TO BED WITH NO DINNER. 781 00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:30,068 WILLIE: BE DOING ME A FAVOR--HEH!--WITH THE WAY YOU COOK. 782 00:34:30,111 --> 00:34:32,070 [CHUCKLES] 783 00:34:32,113 --> 00:34:34,768 ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT? 784 00:34:34,811 --> 00:34:37,205 I KNOW IT'S NOT EASY HAVING US HERE. 785 00:34:37,249 --> 00:34:39,729 THAT'S THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR. 786 00:34:39,773 --> 00:34:43,342 YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW AGGRAVATING THAT BOY IS. 787 00:34:43,385 --> 00:34:45,344 OH, REALLY? 'CAUSE THE ONLY PERSON 788 00:34:45,387 --> 00:34:47,911 THAT'S LIVED WITH HIM LONGER THAN YOU IS ME. 789 00:34:47,955 --> 00:34:49,913 HMM. 790 00:34:49,957 --> 00:34:51,915 TALK TO HIM. 791 00:34:51,959 --> 00:34:54,048 TELL HIM HE'S--HE'S-- LAURA: WHAT? 792 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:56,703 PUSHY, INCONSIDERATE, 793 00:34:56,746 --> 00:35:00,533 HARD-HEADED, IMPATIENT JUST LIKE HIS OLD MAN? 794 00:35:00,576 --> 00:35:02,230 ALREADY DONE. 795 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,495 LOOK, HE'S YOUR SON, WILLIE, 796 00:35:06,539 --> 00:35:09,498 AND I KNOW HOW IMPORTANT HE IS TO YOU, 797 00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:12,501 AND YOU AND BILLY HAVE MADE SO MUCH PROGRESS. 798 00:35:12,545 --> 00:35:15,200 DON'T THROW IT AWAY. 799 00:35:15,243 --> 00:35:17,202 I'D HATE TO THINK THAT THE ONLY WAY 800 00:35:17,245 --> 00:35:19,378 FOR YOU TWO TO BE CLOSE 801 00:35:19,421 --> 00:35:21,728 IS FROM A DISTANCE. 802 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,169 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 803 00:35:28,213 --> 00:35:31,172 WELL, THANKS FOR MEETING ME. I KNOW YOU'RE A BUSY MAN. 804 00:35:31,216 --> 00:35:34,175 WHEN YOU SAID ON THE PHONE YOU WERE DOING A PIECE ON LOCAL ENTREPRENEURS 805 00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:36,830 FOR THE "L.A. TRIBUNE," I COULDN'T RESIST. 806 00:35:36,873 --> 00:35:39,485 HEH HEH! SO HOW DID I LAND ON YOUR RADAR? 807 00:35:39,528 --> 00:35:41,922 WELL, A JOURNALIST ISN'T SUPPOSED TO REVEAL HER SOURCES, 808 00:35:41,965 --> 00:35:45,360 BUT, UM, I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT THAT WE BE UP-FRONT WITH EACH OTHER. 809 00:35:48,407 --> 00:35:50,974 THESE TWO JUST SIGNED A LEASE WITH YOU, 810 00:35:51,018 --> 00:35:53,847 BASED OFF OF SOME BEAUTIFUL PHOTOS THAT THEY SAW ONLINE, 811 00:35:53,890 --> 00:35:56,589 BUT THE PLACE WASN'T QUITE AS ADVERTISED, WAS IT? 812 00:35:56,632 --> 00:35:58,634 I THOUGHT THIS WAS A HUMAN-INTEREST STORY. 813 00:35:58,678 --> 00:36:01,420 I'M NOT A MIND READER, BUT I'M SURE SOME HUMANS 814 00:36:01,463 --> 00:36:05,250 WOULD BE VERY INTERESTED TO LEARN HOW YOU CATFISH PEOPLE WITH APARTMENTS. 815 00:36:05,293 --> 00:36:07,904 THEY SIGNED A LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT. 816 00:36:07,948 --> 00:36:10,211 IF THEY HAVE A PROBLEM, I'LL SEE THEM IN COURT. 817 00:36:10,255 --> 00:36:12,213 WELL, I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN THE STORY DROPS. 818 00:36:12,257 --> 00:36:14,520 [SCOFFS] AM I SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED? 819 00:36:14,563 --> 00:36:17,262 YOU SHOULD BE. LOOK UP CRENSHAW CATHY 820 00:36:17,305 --> 00:36:19,655 OR WHAT HAPPENED TO THE POLICE WHO KILLED TAMIKA PRATT. 821 00:36:19,699 --> 00:36:21,570 YOU KNOW WHAT? AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, 822 00:36:21,614 --> 00:36:23,572 WHY DON'T YOU GIVE MY PODCAST A LISTEN? 823 00:36:23,616 --> 00:36:25,748 YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY LEARN SOMETHING. 824 00:36:36,977 --> 00:36:39,545 [KNOCK ON DOOR] YOU WANTED TO SEE ME? 825 00:36:39,588 --> 00:36:42,983 UM...YOUR, UH, YOUR REMIX IS REALLY GOOD. 826 00:36:43,026 --> 00:36:45,594 I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT ASKING, BUT I'M NOT ABOUT 827 00:36:45,638 --> 00:36:48,597 TO TAKE ANOTHER LASHING FROM YOU FOR TRYING TO DO SOMETHING NICE. 828 00:36:48,641 --> 00:36:51,165 WHY DID YOU DO IT? 829 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:54,429 YOU'RE NOT USED TO PEOPLE THINKING OF YOU FIRST, ARE YOU? 830 00:36:54,473 --> 00:36:56,910 I GUESS I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU. 831 00:36:56,953 --> 00:37:01,741 UM, BECAUSE YOU LIKE MY MOM'S MUSIC THAT MUCH OR BECAUSE YOU LIKE ME? 832 00:37:01,784 --> 00:37:04,744 YES...TO BOTH, 833 00:37:04,787 --> 00:37:07,137 BUT IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 834 00:37:07,181 --> 00:37:09,488 YEAH, I KNOW IT WON'T. 835 00:37:09,531 --> 00:37:12,491 NOW, LOOK, YOU'VE MADE IT MAD CLEAR YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED 836 00:37:12,534 --> 00:37:16,016 IN ME PERSONALLY, AND I'M TRYING TO RESPECT THAT. 837 00:37:16,059 --> 00:37:19,759 BUT YOU KEEP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT, UM, I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. 838 00:37:19,802 --> 00:37:22,327 SO THEN DO SOMETHING. 839 00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:33,076 DID THAT HAPPEN BECAUSE YOU LIKE THE REMIX THAT MUCH OR BECAUSE YOU LIKE ME? 840 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,340 IT HAPPENED 'CAUSE I WANTED IT TO. NOW SHUT UP. 841 00:37:35,383 --> 00:37:37,429 YES, MA'AM. 842 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,177 CONNOR: GREAT CALL, MY MAN. 843 00:37:47,221 --> 00:37:49,179 YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT THAT SHORTSTOP. 844 00:37:49,223 --> 00:37:52,052 KID LOOKED LIKE A WOUNDED GAZELLE. HEH HEH! 845 00:37:52,095 --> 00:37:54,663 I'M GLAD EVERYTHING WORKED OUT FOR YOU. 846 00:37:54,707 --> 00:37:57,144 THAT'S YOUR CUT FOR HELPING ME OUT. 847 00:37:57,187 --> 00:37:59,364 ASHER: WHAT? JORDAN: WHOA. WHAT IS THAT, LIKE, $500? 848 00:37:59,407 --> 00:38:01,670 CONNOR: WELL, YOU GOT TO BET BIG TO WIN BIG, RIGHT? 849 00:38:01,714 --> 00:38:03,368 HEY, WHO DO YOU LIKE FOR TOMORROW'S GAMES? 850 00:38:03,411 --> 00:38:06,022 UM, I HONESTLY HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 851 00:38:06,066 --> 00:38:10,375 CONNOR: OH, WELL, YOU SHOULD. YOU GOT A REAL TALENT FOR THIS. 852 00:38:10,418 --> 00:38:12,768 SHALL WE FIND A ROOM TO CELEBRATE? 853 00:38:14,988 --> 00:38:17,556 YO, I TOLD YOU, BRO. 854 00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:19,906 THAT BIRD CRAP HOOKED YOU UP. 855 00:38:19,949 --> 00:38:22,952 MALE SINGER: ♪ WHAT YOU SAY? TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY... ♪ 856 00:38:22,996 --> 00:38:25,694 [SINGING CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] 857 00:38:25,738 --> 00:38:28,654 OLIVIA: IT'S ALL DONE. YOU GUYS ARE FREE AND CLEAR. 858 00:38:28,697 --> 00:38:31,265 WOW. I GUESS YOU WERE THE RIGHT BAKER WOMAN FOR THE JOB. 859 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:33,528 PATIENCE: LIKE, I CAN'T BELIEVE HE FELL FOR YOUR BLUFF. 860 00:38:33,572 --> 00:38:35,704 IT WASN'T A BLUFF. I'M DOING THE STORY. 861 00:38:35,748 --> 00:38:38,533 I MEAN, IF I DON'T, HE'S JUST GONNA KEEP SCAMMING PEOPLE. HE'S GOING DOWN. 862 00:38:38,577 --> 00:38:41,144 COOP: REMIND ME TO NEVER GET ON YOUR BAD SIDE. PATIENCE: RIGHT. 863 00:38:41,188 --> 00:38:43,843 COOP: I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE SO HAPPY TO GO BACK HOME. OLIVIA: YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 864 00:38:43,886 --> 00:38:46,889 I FOUND YOU A PLACE. BAD NEWS IS IT'S ANOTHER SHARED SPACE, 865 00:38:46,933 --> 00:38:51,024 BUT, UM, IT ACTUALLY HAS A REALLY NICE VIEW AND A POOL. 866 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:58,292 PATIENCE: IS THIS FOR REAL? COOP: WHAT, WE GOT TO BE YOUR MAIDS OR SOMETHING? 867 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:00,425 NO, BUT, I MEAN, WITH, YOU KNOW, MY PARENTS IN CRENSHAW 868 00:39:00,468 --> 00:39:02,644 AND, I MEAN, LAYLA'S ALWAYS AT WORK 869 00:39:02,688 --> 00:39:04,951 AND THE BOYS ARE AT THE BEACH HOUSE, IT'S LONELY HERE. 870 00:39:04,994 --> 00:39:07,780 THIS IS TOO MUCH, LIV. LIKE, WE CAN'T LET YOU DO THIS. 871 00:39:07,823 --> 00:39:11,000 NO, I CAN, OK, 'CAUSE MY POPS TOLD ME DON'T EVER TURN DOWN A MANSION. 872 00:39:11,044 --> 00:39:13,351 PATIENCE: OH. COOP: AND AT LEAST, HERE, WE AIN'T GOT TO HEAR THOSE 873 00:39:13,394 --> 00:39:17,355 LOUD SEX NOISES ALL NIGHT. OLIVIA: WELL, I NEVER PROMISED THAT, SO... 874 00:39:17,398 --> 00:39:18,965 OK. 875 00:39:19,008 --> 00:39:20,967 OH, OH, OH. 876 00:39:21,010 --> 00:39:22,969 [DISTANT DOG BARKING] 877 00:39:23,012 --> 00:39:25,493 [SIGHS] 878 00:39:25,537 --> 00:39:27,147 BILLY: UH, YOU GOING SOMEWHERE? 879 00:39:27,190 --> 00:39:28,366 FLORIDA. 880 00:39:28,409 --> 00:39:29,976 COME ON, MAN. HOW OLD ARE YOU? 881 00:39:30,019 --> 00:39:31,847 WE GET IN A FEW FIGHTS AND YOU'RE RUNNING AWAY? 882 00:39:31,891 --> 00:39:33,458 I AIN'T RUNNING NOWHERE. 883 00:39:33,501 --> 00:39:35,416 BUM TICKER, REMEMBER? I'M FLYIN'. 884 00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:38,027 UH, NO, DAD, YOU'RE NOT. 885 00:39:38,071 --> 00:39:40,595 YES, SON, I AM, 886 00:39:40,639 --> 00:39:43,163 BUT I AIN'T DOING IT 'CAUSE I'M MAD. 887 00:39:43,206 --> 00:39:45,470 I'M DOING IT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. 888 00:39:45,513 --> 00:39:48,081 ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S-- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 889 00:39:48,124 --> 00:39:50,475 IF WE KEEP LIVING TOGETHER, WE'RE GONNA START 890 00:39:50,518 --> 00:39:53,129 HATING EACH OTHER AGAIN. NEITHER OF US WANT THAT. 891 00:39:53,173 --> 00:39:56,132 ALL RIGHT. WELL, THEN, ME AND LAURA, WE'LL MOVE OUT. WE'LL HIRE SOMEBODY. 892 00:39:56,176 --> 00:39:58,004 WILLIE: FLORIDA IS GOOD FOR ME. 893 00:39:58,047 --> 00:40:00,006 MY FRIEND JEROME SAID I COULD STAY WITH HIM. 894 00:40:00,049 --> 00:40:01,616 HE'S GOT A SWEET SETUP: 895 00:40:01,660 --> 00:40:03,879 OCEAN VIEW, LIVE-IN NURSE, 896 00:40:03,923 --> 00:40:05,751 AND WALKING DISTANCE FROM THE TRACK. 897 00:40:05,794 --> 00:40:07,405 COULD YOU PLEASE... 898 00:40:07,448 --> 00:40:09,407 MAYBE IT'S NOT THE WORST IDEA. 899 00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:12,018 HE GETS TO HAVE HIS INDEPENDENCE, 900 00:40:12,061 --> 00:40:14,847 AND WE KNOW THAT HE'S TAKEN CARE OF. 901 00:40:14,890 --> 00:40:17,023 WILLIE: LISTEN TO YOUR WIFE. 902 00:40:17,066 --> 00:40:19,808 SHE'S A SMART WOMAN. SHE MADE ME REALIZE 903 00:40:19,852 --> 00:40:22,028 YOU AND I ARE BEST FROM A DISTANCE. 904 00:40:22,071 --> 00:40:25,118 [BILLY SCOFFS] LAURA: BUT THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT. 905 00:40:25,161 --> 00:40:27,729 UM, SO HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA BE AWAY? 906 00:40:27,773 --> 00:40:29,905 WILLIE: MAYBE A MONTH, 907 00:40:29,949 --> 00:40:33,213 MAYBE FOREVER, BUT I'LL VISIT. 908 00:40:35,171 --> 00:40:37,522 ALL RIGHT, WELL, I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE MORE, 909 00:40:37,565 --> 00:40:40,176 SO, UH, I GUESS THE ONLY THING THAT'S 910 00:40:40,220 --> 00:40:43,789 LEFT TO SAY IS THAT I LOVE YOU, TOO. 911 00:40:43,832 --> 00:40:46,487 I AIN'T GONNA ARGUE WITH THAT. 912 00:40:48,184 --> 00:40:50,143 [CHUCKLES] 913 00:40:50,186 --> 00:40:52,362 THE HOUSE IS YOURS NOW, SON. 914 00:40:52,406 --> 00:40:55,975 DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. JUST DON'T SELL IT. 915 00:40:56,018 --> 00:40:58,456 TOO MANY GOOD MEMORIES. 916 00:40:58,499 --> 00:41:02,068 NO, NO, IT'S ALWAYS GONNA...BE YOURS. 917 00:41:02,111 --> 00:41:05,114 LAURA AND I, WE'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF THE PLACE. 918 00:41:05,158 --> 00:41:07,116 HMM. 919 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,510 TSK. YEAH. 920 00:41:09,554 --> 00:41:11,512 [WAVES CRASHING ON SHORE] 921 00:41:11,556 --> 00:41:13,558 [SEAGULLS SQUAWKING] 922 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,611 [SPUTTERS, COUGHS] 923 00:41:23,655 --> 00:41:26,092 - RISE AND SHINE, BOOM-BOOM. - [GROANS] 924 00:41:26,135 --> 00:41:28,007 - HEH HEH HEH! - UH, NICE SHIRT. 925 00:41:28,050 --> 00:41:30,488 - COMFY, TOO. - MMM. SO, UH, 926 00:41:30,531 --> 00:41:33,099 NO MORE ANGRY HIPPO? SPENCER: NAH. WASN'T FOR ME. 927 00:41:33,142 --> 00:41:36,406 NOT MY STYLE. JORDAN: YEAH? SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THE MONEY? 928 00:41:36,450 --> 00:41:38,496 I'LL WORK FOR IT, LIKE I ALWAYS DO. 929 00:41:38,539 --> 00:41:41,107 OH, BY THE WAY, WE'RE NOT WAITING A MONTH TO GET IN SHAPE. 930 00:41:41,150 --> 00:41:44,023 TRAINING STARTS NOW. COME ON. 931 00:41:44,066 --> 00:41:45,633 LET'S GET IT. JORDAN: OH. 932 00:41:45,677 --> 00:41:47,635 - HEH! LET'S GO. - WHOA! 933 00:41:47,679 --> 00:41:50,290 COME ON! [INDISTINCT] 934 00:41:50,333 --> 00:41:51,987 OH! 935 00:42:20,973 --> 00:42:22,540 GREG, MOVE YOUR HEAD!